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Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites

An anonymous reader writes "Bangkok Post reports that the Thai government has now shut down over 43,000 websites deemed defamatory to the royal institution. Thai ISPs are warned to cooperate 'voluntarily' or lose their license. This is in addition to 17,000+ that were recently blocked for 'national security,' including both Facebook and Twitter accounts."

166 comments

  1. Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Bangkok has been renamed to put an end to that stupid joke forever.

    Nocwang

    1. Re:Bangkok renamed by Morth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interestingly, Bangkok is only the international name, in Thai it's called Krungthep.

    2. Re:Bangkok renamed by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly, Bangkok is only the international name, in Thai it's called Krungthep.

      Does Krungthep say, in Thai, anything about banging cocks?

      Yes, it's a serious question.

      Stop smirking!

    3. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually the real full name of bangkok is
      Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
      it means
      The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma

    4. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's their Los Angeles?

    5. Re:Bangkok renamed by mjwx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Does Krungthep say, in Thai, anything about banging cocks?

      No.

      In Thai the correct connotation for that is "jack wow" or "chuck wow" depending on your accent. It means to "fly (your own) kite".

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    6. Re:Bangkok renamed by paiute · · Score: 1

      Actually the real full name of bangkok is
      Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
      it means
      The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma

      Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit!

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    7. Re:Bangkok renamed by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually the real full name of bangkok is
      Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

      ...of Ulm

    8. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. And I'm sitting in my local Italian restaurant on the outskirts of Bangkok, just finishing a rather nice meal before heading in for a night on the town. :)

    9. Re:Bangkok renamed by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Actually there is no place called Bangkok ... It's called Krung Thep (or the full ceremonial name), this was a newly built city, after it was moved from Thonburi on the other bank ... there was a small town in the vicinity called Bangkok before all this, now absorbed into the city

      It's a bit like everyone outside New York referring to it as Fort Nassau !

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    10. Re:Bangkok renamed by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      good thing they abbreviated it for us....i got lost after the 2nd syllable...

    11. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes,

      Interestingly, Los Angeles is the city with the largest Thai population outside of Thailand itself.

    12. Re:Bangkok renamed by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Why do I hear a Chuck Norris joke in there somewhere?

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    13. Re:Bangkok renamed by societyofrobots · · Score: 1

      Yes there is. Its a small sub-section of the greater Krung Thep metropolis.

      'Bang' means village, and 'Krung' means city.

    14. Re:Bangkok renamed by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Just great, now we are going to see an article on Slashdot about how "Programmers don't know Cities"!

    15. Re:Bangkok renamed by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 1

      That's the just the ringing in your ears from the sonic boom that was created when you were standing within audible distance of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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    16. Re:Bangkok renamed by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I got the (perhaps mistaken) impression that Isaac Asimov modeled the planet Sayshell after Thailand in Foundation's Edge.

    17. Re:Bangkok renamed by Demolition · · Score: 1

      I got the (perhaps mistaken) impression that Isaac Asimov modeled the planet Sayshell after Thailand in Foundation's Edge.

      I always figured that Asimov modeled Sayshell after the Seychelles (the island nation, north of Madagascar, in the Indian Ocean). The quasi-French/Dutch place- and people-names used by Asimov would seem to reinforce this notion.

    18. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, Bangkok is only the international name, in Thai it's called Krungthep.

      Who can blame them. If the international name of your city was pronounced "Bang Cock", my guess is you would consider changing it in a hurry as well! In this case though, based on its reputation, the international name could actually be considered part of their "truth in advertising" program.

    19. Re:Bangkok renamed by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That's more likely, as the Saychellian also reminded me of Indians. I wonder if the people in the Seychelles have ridiculously long names like the Sayshellians?

    20. Re:Bangkok renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One night in Krungthep and the world's your oyster!

  2. Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by mykos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We'll freaking do it. Don't think we won't, Thailand!

    1. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      We'll freaking do it. Don't think we won't, Thailand!

      You mean Bhumibol Adulyadej, the pedophile?

    2. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Bhumibol Adulyadej, the pedophile?

      No, Bhumibol Adulyadej the terrorist. When one commits various crimes, you have to use the strongest, otherwise we'd call him Bhumibol Adulyadej the rapist.

    3. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, Thailand has a collective repressed foot fetish, finding the juxtaposition of the Bummibol and the feet to be a disproportionately offensive insult.

      For your consumption, your majesty, the dirty digits of Richard Matthew Stallman.

      And now an ASCII representation, because if drawn art depicting certain illegal acts is illegal in Britain, I'm guessing it must be in the more repressive Thailand:

      ooooO O-:

      43,001.

    4. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by mjwx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We'll freaking do it. Don't think we won't, Thailand!

      Jees, you know almost every business will have a picture of the king up. Why don't you threaten to wear yellow as well.

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    5. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS KING Bhumibol Adulyadej, the pedophile terrorist if you don't mind!!

      Show the kiddy diddler some respect please!!

    6. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The only paedophiles in Thailand are americans

    7. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, that is, unless we draw him with a shoe as a hat:

        w
      dQb

      note to Thai Censorship Service: This is an abstract picture of King Bhumibol wearing one shoe on each side of his head.

    8. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's a completely different culture there. I was stationed there in the USAF in 1974, and going to Mars wouldn't have been any more wierd. Nothing whatever is the same as here (USA). If you drop Thai money you'd damn well better not step on it, because the King's picture is on it, and you'll get your ass kicked at the very least. OTOH I was once scolded for swatting a fly -- they're Bhuddists, and worship life. It's a bit paradoxical.

      We're talking about a 5,000 year old culture that was barely into the 20th century in 1974 anywhere outside Bankok. The last 40 years have seen incredible change there. You can't change 5,000 years of law, culture, traditions, and norms overnight.

    9. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Before I visited Thailand for the first time I ordered some Thai currency from my local bank. Their paper notes features their King Bhumibol on one side but the odd thing was how they drew him with big jug ears poking out in a lopsided way. I thought it was odd but it kind of reminded me of some carvings of Bhudda so I thought it was some cultural thing.

      Then when I get there I see photographs of his face plastered everywhere. And guess what - he just has big jug ears that stick out lopsidedly. So I guess the bank note engraver was working off a photograph.

      Anyway Thailands official reverence of their king borders on the absurd. If the king is as revered as some claim then there shouldn't be any defamatory sites about him in the first place, especially considering the laws in place. And if he isn't so revered perhaps they should be kicking him to touch, or pressuring him to step aside.

    10. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Every business and home does have a picture of the king and on Mondays a lot of people wear yellow as a show of respect for the king. Why Monday? Because Thai tradition assigns lucky colours to the days of the week the same as we have birth stones and astrological signs. Monday is yellow and the king was born on a Monday.

      It's perfectly acceptable to draw a picture of the king as long as it does not show disrespect. So political cartoons would be out of the question. If you spend any time with Thai people you will understand how much they respect and revere their king. With all the political upheaval there has been during his > 64 years as king he has been the only constant that has kept the country from imploding.

      While I don't agree with their extreme protection of the king (for the record, neither does he) but I do understand it.

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    11. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      So much respect that 43,000 websites exist that defame him.

      And actually, everyone loves him because those who don't have been sent away to prison in secret trials.

      Ask around, if a Thai trusts you with the truth, you'll be surprised how many don't actually like him.

    12. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      In the context, I suspect he'd mean draw nasty caricatures. But if you prefer we can just go say fuck Bhumibol Adulyadej. Fuck Bhumibol that fucker. Fuck him for now having his people change the laws. He might look all magnanimous occasionally pardoning someone for insulting him after they've done time or suffered long court cases but that just indicates how much of a problem there is. If he were really serious and couldn't get the law changed he'd just preemptively pardon everyone every single day. So fuck Bhumibol. Fuck his monarchy. Your royal highness Bhumibol Adulyadej, go fuck yourself and your censorship.

    13. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Last year I lived for 3 months in a small, rural town in NE Thailand and I can tell you that a lot has change from what you describe of Thailand in 1974 (it's OK to swat a fly now) but culturally it is still like landing on Mars. I think the availability of TV and the internet have played a big part in that. When you have a window out to the rest of the world it's going to have an impact on your views and expectations of your life. It always amazed me every time I saw one of the 2 or 3 room shacks with a tin roof on the edge of town with a satellite dish.

      They're still very protective of the King's image but I didn't get the impression it was because they saw him as a god or anything but simply because they have a tremendous amount of respect and gratitude for what he and his wife have done for the country. He is the one stabilizing force in a country that has had tremendous political upheaval in the last 60 years.

      I would compare this to the way the British viewed the "Queen Mum". She and her husband King George were an important symbol during WWII as they stayed in London throughout the war. Even though there was no law against it I'm sure more than a few Brits would have a less than polite reaction to anyone who insulted or criticised her in any way. Of course, the Thai approach to protecting the King is more extreme but having spent time living in their world the way they do I understand their view.

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      Some of what I say is fact, some is conjecture, the rest I'm just blowing out my ass...you guess.
    14. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      C'mon, it isn't the king, it's the heir apparent, Crown Prince Somdet Phra Boromma-orasathirat Chao Fa Maha Vajiralongkorn Sayammakutratchakuman

    15. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the context, I suspect he'd mean draw nasty caricatures. But if you prefer we can just go say fuck Bhumibol Adulyadej. Fuck Bhumibol that fucker. Fuck him for now having his people change the laws. He might look all magnanimous occasionally pardoning someone for insulting him after they've done time or suffered long court cases but that just indicates how much of a problem there is. If he were really serious and couldn't get the law changed he'd just preemptively pardon everyone every single day. So fuck Bhumibol. Fuck his monarchy. Your royal highness Bhumibol Adulyadej, go fuck yourself and your censorship.

      I can think of a few things that rhyme with Bhumibol, but I'm damned if I can come up with anything good for Adulyadej. Paging Tim Minchin, Tim Minchin to the yellow courtesy phone! We need an updated version of The Pope Song, STAT!

    16. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Somdet Phra Boromma-orasathirat Chao Fa Maha Vajiralongkorn Sayammakutratchakuman

      -- Cat-like typing detected --

    17. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      I lived in small, rural town in Thailand for 3 months last year with my Thai girlfriend and her family and we talked about the King a number of times. Never once did I get any hint that they were afraid of not liking him. They liked him because he was a good man and he had done a lot for his country.

      The Lèse majesté trials are known and well publicized. And while you might not agree with the law it is the law in Thailand so while in their country you have to live by their laws.

      The 43,000 sites that defame him are only in the opinion of the government, not the King. The King himself has never invoked the law. It was the government that passed the law and it is the government that files the charges. The King has even stated that he is not above being criticised and routinely pardons people found guilty. As a constitutional monarch he can not change the law or stop the government from laying charges but granting pardons is within his power.

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    18. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      In the context,

      In context, the GP was being facetious and I was being sarcastic. Laugh, it was funny.

      BTW, this is being pushed by the office of Prime Minister Abisit, not the King. The two entities are completely different and the King cant get a word in sideways (especially as he currently has trouble getting out of bed, poor bloke). The office of the PM holds power in Thailand, the king is someone for the people to love.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    19. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by slick7 · · Score: 1

      C'mon, it isn't the king, it's the heir apparent, Crown Prince Somdet Phra Boromma-orasathirat Chao Fa Maha Vajiralongkorn Sayammakutratchakuman

      No...it's Somdet Phra Boromma-orasathirat Chao Fa Maha Vajiralongkorn Sayammakutratchakuman the robotic ninja pirate!

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    20. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      It's perfectly acceptable to draw a picture of the king as long as it does not show disrespect.

      I have always paid the highest respect to the King. With velvet.

      --
      "A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
    21. Re:Do we need a "DRAW Bhumibol Adulyadej" day? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that a lot has change from what you describe of Thailand in 1974

      We had a young intern from Thailand a few years ago, and she said the same thing. In 1974 TV there (at least in the small towns near the base) was practically nonexistant. There was only one TV set in Bongchong; every afternoon they'd roll up the wall and a hundred children were sitting there watching cartoons on that one black and white set. And of course there was no internet.

      but I didn't get the impression it was because they saw him as a god or anything but simply because they have a tremendous amount of respect

      That hasn't changed. He wasn't seen as a god then either, but you damned well better show respect to him.

      I loved the Thais, they were the friendliest people I ever met in my life. And the women were mostly beautiful.

  3. Are we supposed to be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They couped two times a democratically elected government, and the king didn't seem to bother. I guess it's payback time.

  4. The nuclear resistance myth by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should have designed the internet to be more resistant to oppressive governments.
    Since they are more dangerous than nuclear weapons anyway.

    1. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by sourcerror · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Should have designed the internet to be more resistant to oppressive governments.

      It's a rather weird suggestion as the internet was designed by a government agency.

    2. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really. I remember somewhere the CIA publish literature, on how to organise an effective resistance against ... oppressive governments.

    3. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      It's a rather weird suggestion as the internet was designed by a government agency.

      I understand what you're saying, of course.

      But people often say things like this as if things don't change. It's really irrelevant TODAY how and why the Internet was developed because what it was developed for and by who is not what it is TODAY. Things change.

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    4. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a rather weird suggestion as the internet was designed by a government agency.

      Well then perhaps a re-design would be in order since role of the internet has changed dramatically since then.

      Of course that would be impossible in practice - but some new protocols should be possible. Personally I'd wish to see something that integrates (anonymous) P2P-style file sharing with www-style browsing, secure connections between peers, strong authentication, and ease of use. Why? Because that would do away with a lot of ad-hoc solutions like BT, Tor, Freenet, anonymizing proxies, etc, etc, that we have today. None of which are 'perfect' or as easy to use as http protocol.

      Imagine having some source named "XYZ" on the internet, nobody knowing where "XYZ" is located or who it is. You start your browser, and go to 'home page' of XYZ. Then that file is fetched, but not from server somewhere, but from nearest peer (=ordinary user) that also has copy of said file(s). There's some big download on that home page, and when you save it, it gets fetched in BT-style swarming download. All the while using strong authentication that assures you the files you're getting are really from "XYZ" (whomever that may be), and not modified in transit somewhere. With secure connections between peers so that 3rd parties can't see who's getting what, from where.

      With http protocol, someone who produces popular contents is 'punished' for that deed when their hosting server gets pounded. Funding popular sites with advertising has kept the internet mostly free (as in beer). Web hosting companies & mirroring services distribute the load across many websites, P2P programs help with distribution of huge files. But each of those is centralised to some degree, vulnerable to attack, and the fundamental issues remain.

      Sure there would be some problems with such a protocol like database-generated pages, how to determine what's latest version, or how to send data back to original source. But it would be nice to have an integrated fix for above problems that's as easy & transparent to users as ordinary web surfing. Sites like WikiLeaks wouldn't have to worry about funding, torrent sites wouldn't have to move countries to avoid legal attacks, and government blocking wouldn't work. Sure it would make some illegal activities easier, but I think it would still be a net (no pun intended) positive, in the greater scheme of things. And ordinary website owners wouldn't have to worry about costs / diskspace / bandwidth requirements anymore (apart from uploading 1st copy of files).

    5. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by the_womble · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The CIA's definition of oppressive is "we do not like them", so Iran is oppressive, but Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia are not.

    6. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine being a peer in this system, weeping for his dead hard drive.

    7. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is like a pony. You have a pony. You don't want it though, you want a unicorn. Your parents never had a pony when they were a kid and neither do most kids have one now. You are one of the few who are lucky enough to have a pony, but you take it for granted. You take your pony for granted and you want me to give you a FUCKING UNICORN?!?!?

      SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY YOUR PONY, YOU SPOILED CUNT!

    9. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      What about .onion sites? They're anonymous at both ends and easily reachable through a TOR enabled browser without any additional setup. It's not particularly fast, but that's what you get when you want security/anonymity.

    10. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by Kjella · · Score: 1

      With secure connections between peers so that 3rd parties can't see who's getting what, from where.

      Like BitTorrent clients with encryption? As long as we are talking about an open network, you must presume that the 3rd parties are part of the system. Trying to prevent nodes in the system from finding out is very hard because you can do:

      a) Pattern attacks, send a unique traffic pattern and follow it
      b) Latency attacks, the faster you get replies the closer you are to the source.
      c) Statistical attacks, gather where bits are coming from and follow it

      The first two are a big problem for the website over proxynetwork model. The last is a big problem for distributed networks like Freenet, on upload too if it's a reinsert and you can predict all the keys that are coming. There are ways it can be fought but they often incur a huge cost in performance and usability.

      P.S. If you ever thought goatse was bad, wait until you're on an anonymous network...

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    11. Re:The nuclear resistance myth by slick7 · · Score: 1

      The CIA's definition of oppressive is "we do not like them", so Iran is oppressive, but Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia are not.

      Iran wasn't oppressive under the Shah with the help of Savak. We were friends, remember?

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  5. All I can hope by Sparx139 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is that the idiocy of one country will force people to care about what happens to their own - that Thailand will be a warning about where the UK et. al. are headed.

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    1. Re:All I can hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What point are you trying to make? We've been ridiculing our royals for quite some time now, and will continue as long as we don't make libellous comments.

    2. Re:All I can hope by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's probably hinting at the police state that the UK is turning in to, with the tons of surveillance etc.

      Whether it's the royal family that's the excuse for it doesn't really change things.

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    3. Re:All I can hope by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you really think this is about ridiculing royals? Its about ridiculing the current government, and supporting Thaksin, who, corrupt as he may be, is still Thailand's last democratically elected president by any meaningful interpretation of democratically.

    4. Re:All I can hope by golden+age+villain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But I guess it will be long before the UK closes web sites on the ground that they are defamatory to the royal family.

    5. Re:All I can hope by Meneth · · Score: 1

      Ridiculing governments is even more useful.

    6. Re:All I can hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current government was elected the same way the current UK government was, via a coalition. Your favourite party can keep repeating "they weren't democratically elected" as much as you want, but anyone with common sense is just going to ignore you.

    7. Re:All I can hope by paiute · · Score: 1

      But I guess it will be long before the UK closes web sites on the ground that they are defamatory to the royal family.

      Well, there goes the UK dressage team's chances.

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    8. Re:All I can hope by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do really think it's about ridiculing the king. I spent a year there in the USAF back in 1974, and yes, it is about that. They were having some of the same political upheaval then as now (IIRC they even had a revolution, I witnessed a man's head being blown off with an M16) but in all that time, not a single Thai had anything bad whatever to say about the king. They don't consider him to be at fault, ever -- it's always the Prime Minister, advisors, etc.

    9. Re:All I can hope by Zemran · · Score: 1

      1974 was a different error. The Thai politicians were nieve but now they have learnt a lot from the world and use 'disrespecting the King' as a way to do whatever they like in the same way that other leaders use 'to defeat terrorism'. Add the magic phrase and do whatever you like with no regard to human rights or rule of law.

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    10. Re:All I can hope by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      1974 was a different error

      That was the most insightful typo I've seen in a long time!

  6. The sad thing is... by Qubit · · Score: 1

    from what I heard the King of Thailand was a decent guy. Apparently there were a number of PMs in the last few years who have been sacked for one reason or another, and the only one who wasn't tossed out was the one that the King put into power himself (and he only did it because the country was having problems trying to appoint a PM or something...).

    Hopefully the Thai people can sort all this stuff out. Maybe after they get the government running smoothly, then they can talk to the King about the possibility of changing these laws.

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    1. Re:The sad thing is... by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps you have also heard of PR, public relations. Those purveyors of lies and false images in order to create a false impression of some of the biggest arse holes on the planet, of course rich arse holes.

      All people are defined by the actions. Any arse hole that lets tens of thousands of web sites be shut down in their name in order to preserve the bull shit public relations image, well guess what, they are arse holes.

      If the Thai people are having their ability to critique the political leadership than it behoves free thinkers from around the world to make those criticisms seem like nothing compared to the public derision piled upon the decietful and shameful Thai un-noble un-royal house. The sheer arrogance of people who believe they are special because of the particular hole they were squeezed out of, special enough to be honoured and obeyed by every citizen of their country and if that's not enough they also expect that specialness to be acknowledged by the rest of the world, more than 6 billion meant to be less than a bunch stupendously arrogant arse holes, they are special, a special kind of arse hole.

      There is never an excuse for that kind of behaviour, for that arrogance of the minority over the free and democratic will of the majority. Monarchy a lie that has been based on centuries of torturing to death anyone who disagreed, well that time is over and, no way it is ever coming back.

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    2. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > they also expect that specialness to be acknowledged by the rest of the world

      As opposed to expecting some other part of the world to sit up and listen when you lecture them on how they are doing it all wrong?

      > that lets tens of thousands of web sites be shut down in their name
      > for that arrogance of the minority over the free and democratic will of the majority

      The government puts these laws in place. You're opposed to the King overriding government. You're also opposed to the King not overriding government. Make your mind up!

    3. Re:The sad thing is... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Any arse hole that lets tens of thousands of web sites be shut down in their name in order to preserve the bull shit public relations image, well guess what, they are arse holes.

      Last I heard, he was near death and in the hospital - been there for 9 months or so.

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    4. Re:The sad thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apparently there were a number of PMs in the last few years who have been sacked for one reason or another, and the only one who wasn't tossed out was the one that the King put into power himself

      This is inaccurate. Thailand is a nation that has had as many coups since 1932 as the US has had elections.

      The King has not put a single PM into power in recent years. Most are removed via political jockeying from their opponents. The only Thai PM to complete his term was Thaksin Shintrawa (sp) and he was ousted for corruption in his second term by a military coup (Thailand is a third world nation, did you expect political stability). Most coups/oustings are simply attempts by one political party, not in power to gain power. Thaksin is far from innocent (who is), he is the main driving force as well as the bankroll of the recent political unrest in Bangkok.

      Thailands biggest political forces are the rich families like the Nana family. Mostly ethnic Chinese, which is a major division between the rich and the poor, who are mostly ethnic Thai. Most of the unrest is caused by these power-brokers.

      The King is about the only stable political force in Thailand, this is mainly because the King rarely speaks about politics. I'd hate to think how bad things will get when the King dies (and I doubt this will be too long). The last demonstration saw Silom burn and 50 people killed.

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    5. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strings that are pulled in that country run to the very top. It is likely the King ordered the coup in '06 and much of the funding for their favored political party comes from the royalty. The non-democraticly elected government in place right now is the party that was intended to take over in '06 but failed at the election part, so another coup was required, and this time they just skipped the election part since that wasn't working out too well. Though he may seem like a good guy, his hands are looking pretty soiled.

      It is law that if your going to talk about the king, you had best say good things about him or spend 18 years in a not-so-nice thai prison, so as a result you have not heard much negative press about him.

      I have to post this anonymously as saying this anywhere could have serious repercussions for me and the people I work with.

    6. Re:The sad thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Wow, you must be sanuk at parties.

      If the Thai people are having their ability to critique the political leadership

      This is true, but it has little to do with the King and a lot to do with the wealthy Bangkok families who hold the real political power. The King of Thailand has as much political influence as the Queen of England and deliberately tries to keep the royal family out of politics (much like HRH Elizabeth II).

      The current party in power who ousted the PPP (Peoples Power Party) are funded by the wealthy Thai's and backed by the army (the real political decider in Thailand, if the army supports your party you will get in). Meanwhile the "Red Shirts" are backed and funded by ousted PM Thaksin Shintarwa (who was, until recently one of Thailand's wealthiest).

      Perhaps you should learn about a countries political situation before driveling on about it.

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    7. Re:The sad thing is... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      "The government puts these laws in place. You're opposed to the King overriding government. You're also opposed to the King not overriding government. Make your mind up!"

      However the king also should watch the constitutionality of laws.

    8. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using ass instead of arse is a half-arsed attempt at politeness from a nation that uses the word bathroom because toilet has somehow become a dirty word even though relates to washing and not defaction.

      It's quite funny to have friends ask for the bathroom and you show them a room with a bath but no toilet.

      It's even funnier to watch people try to use the word ass in an offensive way. They have to use ass a lot (and do) to make up for it being such a weak word.

      Using the word arse is using an english word the english way.

    9. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thailand is a nation that has had as many coups since 1932 as the US has had elections.

      Yes, always remember that one man's coup is another man's colour coded revolution.

    10. Re:The sad thing is... by am+2k · · Score: 2

      The only Thai PM to complete his term was Thaksin Shintrawa (sp) and he was ousted for corruption in his second term by a military coup

      So their political system actually works better than the ones in the so-called first-world nations?

      • In the US, corruption is actually legal and ok ("donations", and see GWB and Halliburton).
      • In Italy, the whistleblower Gaspare Spatuzza who outed Berlusconi's connections to the Cosa Nostra is now a dead man due to the political powers.
      • ACTA is a treaty against the very people the politicians are supposed to represent.
      • The media industry is buying several laws in many countries (like the USA, Australia, GB) that could ultimately end the Internet as we know it.

      This list could go on and on and on... Removing a politician by the military due to corruption is actually how it's supposed to work. Corrupt politicians aren't the problem, they're the symptom of a broken political system.

    11. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that all leaders in Thailand by law need to be explicitly approved by 'his majesty'.

      He's approved all of the generals that seized power, including the bloody coups, with the only exception I'm aware of being in 1992.

      The Economist theorizes that the generals keep the King in a position of power and wealth in exchange for approval and credibility from a 'much loved king'.

    12. Re:The sad thing is... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Mostly ethnic Chinese, which is a major division between the rich and the poor, who are mostly ethnic Thai.

      When I was there in 1974, the Thais I knew (not rich ones; cab drivers, gancha dealers, hookers, cleaning ladies, street vendors, waiters, tailors, etc) absolutely hated the Chinese, and it was explained to me that it was because of 5,000 years of war filled history. The Chinese were falongs, just like we Americans were, but they LIKED us (well, those of us who weren't assholes and showed them and their culture respect).

      I'd hate to think how bad things will get when the King dies

      Does he have an heir?

    13. Re:The sad thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Does he have an heir?

      What happens when a strong king leaves a weak heir.

      I don't think the crown prince is all that weak but he'll be thrown head first into a pit of Thai (political) Cobra's. You have to be Hercules combined with chuck Norris just to survive that I'd say. If people (Thaksin) are willing to burn parts of Bangkok before the king is dead, it will likely get a lot worse when he does die.

      those of us who weren't assholes and showed them and their culture respect).

      For the record, despite my yank bashing I like meeting Americans abroad (and in my own country) as most of you I meet are great people.

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    14. Re:The sad thing is... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Your comment made me think of Foundation. Mayor Indbur the first was brutal and efficient. Indbur II was merely brutal. Indbur II was an excellent bookkeeper gone wrong.

      most of you I meet are great people

      I worked at Disney for five years, and learned that most people from everywhere are, but every country has its share of assholes.

    15. Re:The sad thing is... by stub667 · · Score: 1

      The King cannot change the laws - he does not have that power under the constitution. Instead he is limited to pardoning individual charged with Lese Majesty, which I think he has in all cases in recent years. He seems to have made what statements he can about these laws. He can't do anything about the web site blocks.

      Politicians are the only ones who can change or abolish these laws. Except they can't, as their opponents would paint them as anti-monarchy and they would be out on their ear in no time via the ballet box, protests or coup. The vast majority of Thais really do love their King to this extent and willingly give up their freedoms for this. You can be patronizing and say they are stupid or short sighted or victims of an amazing propaganda machine for the last 60 years, but they still feel this way.

      So nothing is going to change until the 80 year old King dies, at which point it is anyones guess what happens. The Thais are a superstitious lot and there are a number of groups who put credence in an old prophecy that the current King will be the last in his dynasty. Surprisingly enough, a lot of them are royalists with a number of people on the 'red' side wanting the prince to end up on the throne due to his past ties with Thaksin. After the succession, the Lese Majesty laws will no longer be such a hot potato because any successor (if there is one at all) will not have anywhere near the same public adulation.

    16. Re:The sad thing is... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So to be blunt he is too chicken shit to say no while tens of thousands of other Thais demonstrate courage and a will for freedom. You know what they say about those that collect the rewards whilst they watch others suffer and die, let's not lie about that un-royal family profits by passively and publicly accepting the status quo of the minority exploiting the majority and "oh yes" profits enormously whilst doing it.

      I am sure they feel really, really guilty living in the lap of luxury in a palace filled with servants, somehow I think a decade or so hard labour at the bottom rungs of Thai humanity might do more to improve their visible lack of character.

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    17. Re:The sad thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 1
      Wow, you are retarded aren't you.

      while tens of thousands of other Thais demonstrate courage and a will for freedom.

      And 500 Baht.

      Yes, many of the protesters including assassinated leader "seh daeng" were paid. Thaksins lieutenants stood on the street in Khon Khean and many other cities in Issan giving 500 Baht and a red shirt to anyone who'd get on the bus to Bangkok. As I suggested before try learning about a nation before shooting your mouth off. The true trouble makers in this are the rich Thai families who are manipulating the masses in a feudal war for power. As a constitutional monarch, the King of Thailand cannot make, propose or even vote on laws.

      I get the impression you're American and don't know what it's like to have a leader who actually does good things. The King of Thailand has been the greatest force in educating the less fortunate Thai's. The wealthy families would rather have an uneducated, easily manipulate workforce (see slave labour). If anything the King is the complete opposite of what you describe, he has used his own wealth and influence to create better housing, education and medical facilities for all of Thailand (showing far more "character" then yourself, who will bash someone because of a baseless accusation).

      But you've already made up your mind regardless of the facts as nothing I or anyone else has posted indicated that your erroneous post is even close to reality. So this is I guess a waste of time.

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    18. Re:The sad thing is... by JetJagger1 · · Score: 1

      I think rbt61's point has to do with general censorship of the masses by the few with power whether said power is a "birthright", military or financial. Unfortunately, it is the BILLIONS of people around the globe who ALLOW only a FEW THOUSAND people to dictate our lives and regulate us into submission for fear of punishment by fines, jail terms or even death in some instances. Red shirts? Queen Elizabeth? Rich Thais? Honestly ~ who cares. FREEDOM. That's all that counts. Before you decide to comment on what I don't know about Thailand, you might want to consider where both my mother and I were born. Need a hint? -

  7. how on earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do they find these fb accounts, unless they were made public?

  8. Fuck the king of thailand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the king of thailand - like he did with those goats. Dead, underaged goats.

  9. What an opportunity by Zedrick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really wish this would have happened here, in Sweden. Then there would be a public outrcy, the monarchy would have been abolished in 2 seconds, and we wouldn't have to suffer this stupid coverage of the crown princess and her upcoming boring wedding every XXXXXXX minute on every XXXXXXX channel. Our king might be harmless, but he's hardly more important than uncensored access to the internet.

    1. Re:What an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one fucking cares about Sweden. Go to hell.

    2. Re:What an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As also a resident of Sweden, this is just not true.

      Why would people blame the king for state-censoring?

      While I agree that there would be a big outcry if this much was censored, we already have a small amount of censure and some is semi-political.
      However; while the bloody wedding is bloody boring censoring would hardly remove the monarchy since it would not be the King that issued the censoring. He would most likely be against it (he is always "for" anything the general public is "for" it seems) so one could argue that the monarchy would strengthen by censoring. But that effect would most likely be very small.

    3. Re:What an opportunity by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      ...coverage of the crown princess and her upcoming boring wedding... on every XXXXXXX channel...

      That doesn't sound like any kind of wedding I've ever been to, and not that boring at all. Unless she's a little... err... Homely.

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    4. Re:What an opportunity by mangu · · Score: 3, Funny

      we already have a small amount of censure and some is semi-political

      Yes, I've heard about it. Swedes are not allowed to publish torrent files.

    5. Re:What an opportunity by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      When I was young, I used to find the whole British Monarchy obsession ridiculous. Who would wait on the street in long lines for another human, no matter what she symbolises? On one typical day twenty five years later, I saw people winding long queues outside an Apple store for the latest ephemeral plastic toy, and walked home past three nationalised banks, a row of high street shops converted into charity outlets because no-one can afford the rent, and one bursting Jobcentre. My only comfort that evening was hearing that the House of Lords had sent another piece of New Labour orwellian legislation back to Parliament. That evening the papers vilified Prince Charles for an anti-egalitarian speech implying that lowering university standards so everyone gets a place helps neither the academically bright nor those with other talents.

      Then I recalled what a system of Constitutional Monarchy (including the Lords system) excels at doing: cutting through bullshit without feeling threatened that they'd lose their position of power. "But why should they get privilege because of the hole they came out of?" I hear you cry. Well, yes, and why should you be better rewardeed because you were born more healthy, or with greater IQ, than your neighbour? Life's not fair, but when you get on your hobby horse just because one particular aspect of society gets your goat, you might just make it less fair.

    6. Re:What an opportunity by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      If you seriously think that housewife and tween crowd that follows that coverage resulting in media frenzy you're seeing will care for uncensored internet access in some far away country that's a quarter of planet away, you're in for a sore disappointment.

      Humans are self centered, egoistic and generally unemphatic crowd when it's something that happens far away. But shove them a live webcam of a bird nest, and you'll have thousands upon thousands of angry housewives screaming up hell at politicians to "help that poor little bird that got pushed out of the nest by it's bigger siblings".
      We had that here next door in Finland. It was the most disgusting and clear show just why Churchill was dead on with his famous "best argument against democracy" quote.

    7. Re:What an opportunity by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      He would most likely be against it (he is always "for" anything the general public is "for" it seems) so one could argue that the monarchy would strengthen by censoring.

      This always seems to surprise people who haven't gotten their heads wrapped around what role a modern day monarch plays in a democracy.

      And it isn't just entertainment for the junk media to feed the easily distracted masses.

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    8. Re:What an opportunity by muffen · · Score: 1

      Being Swedish myself I unfortunately do not think this is what would happen.
      People may have voted for the pirate party in the EU elections due to "FRA Lagen" and "IPRED", but both those laws passed anyways and where are the pirate party votes now when the general elections are coming up?
      In fact, I don't even see this being debated in media anymore.

      It's easy to think that things would be different here but if Sweden had a government that didn't hesitate when it came to shooting protesters, I don't think too many people would protest.

      ... and when it comes to the likelyhood of an oppressive government being in power in Sweden, the 4%-ish votes going to "Sverige Demokraterna" right now clearly shows that there are quite a few people in the country who actually wants an oppressive government (look past their immigration agenda and look what they want to do in other areas, its scary to say the least).

      It's easy to complain about others and say you would do a better job yourself but you can only know if this is true or not if you are put in the same situation. There are things worth fighting for, and freedom is the big one for me, but maybe the motivation is slightly less when people around you are being shot.

    9. Re:What an opportunity by golden+age+villain · · Score: 0

      There is a very simple solution to all these royal issues, it is called guillotine. It should be used once in a while to remind the powers in place to behave.

    10. Re:What an opportunity by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Your king might be harmless, but I'm not so sure about ours. Keep him under observation while he's there :)

      What passes for defamatory in Thailand, anyway? Telling the truth?

    11. Re:What an opportunity by orzetto · · Score: 1

      I'll bite...

      why should you be better rewardeed because you were born more healthy

      Because my DNA is better and positively contributes to the gene pool. That is a major asset for any country or social group. Most royalty are known to have crappy DNA because of centuries of in-breeding.

      or with greater IQ

      You aren't born with IQ no more than you are born with muscles. You have to exercise the brain to develop it. Barring insanity or genetic problems, your IQ reflects your effort.

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    12. Re:What an opportunity by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Because my DNA is better and positively contributes to the gene pool.

      (1) Define "positively" in the sentence fragment "positively contributes to the gene pool" without begging the question;

      (2) You haven't explained why this means you should be rewarded. If breeding some genetically superior race is your aim, then the healthiest male specimens should probably be interned, fed and given a mandatory exercise regime to ensure their testicles remain in premium condition, then forced to produce sperm for shipping (no sex for you! that'd introduce extra risk) to the fittest females.

      Most royalty are known to have crappy DNA because of centuries of in-breeding.

      Except for all the DNA which gives them the sense to know how to maintain their positions. Contrary to popular belief, while there are a few conditions which certainly will be brought out by interbreeding of extended family, you're mostly just going to emphasise existing phenotypes.

      Barring insanity or genetic problems, your IQ reflects your effort.

      It doesn't matter how often people say it, it doesn't make it true. Sorry!

      There is no evidence that you can significantly improve your IQ with effort. There is a small amount of evidence that very early education can affect IQ, where the effort comes from the parents rather than the child (just like under monarchy!). There is substantial evidence that IQ has a genetic component, regardless of the mental effort made by the kid once he's born. IQ is a reflection of the ability of the brain when trained to develop in a particular way in order to facilitate later practice; it's not a measure of the amount of training performed.

  10. Too true by LordLucless · · Score: 0, Troll
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    1. Re:Too true by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you weren't modded troll for comparing Taiwan to Obama's Internet Kill Switch

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    2. Re:Too true by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      You speak and it is so. I guess there's some fundamental difference between the US and Taiwan that makes it ok for the US to threaten to shut down the whole internter (heh) and bad for Taiwan to shut down a tiny fraction of it.

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  11. Comic reference by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

    The King is a fink!

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    1. Re:Comic reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best Wizard of Id comic ever!

    2. Re:Comic reference by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      The Fing is a Kink!

      Excellent comic.

      [John]

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  12. slashdot is next to be banned by clokwise · · Score: 1

    ...thanks to this page. I live in Thailand, and it's not so bad as what you might think. But... I have to use one of those private VPN services in order to get halfway decent speed on my connection because all int'l data is throttled, and bittorrents are almost entirely blocked on some ISPs. My former ISP had a faulty censorship proxy and it would regularly serve up random "blocked" pages on legit sites for no reason. But even with a 8mps ADSL connection, I still find faster internet service when tethering my iphone to 3G (which still isn't officially allowed here), so Thailand still has a long way to go.

    1. Re:slashdot is next to be banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I surf everyday and haven't run into a blocked web page since 2006 when youtube was banned. Also we're with ToT and bit torrent is fine here.

      If slashdot gets banned because of this non-news you guys can all go suck a dick.

    2. Re:slashdot is next to be banned by societyofrobots · · Score: 1

      Try looking for a red shirt website like Prachathai, or any website that criticizes the Thai government, and you'll find tons of blocked websites.

      I've had no problems with bit torrent here on two separate ISPs. I do find that the censorship is different on each ISP.

    3. Re:slashdot is next to be banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I surf everyday and haven't run into a blocked web page since 2006 when youtube was banned. Also we're with ToT and bit torrent is fine here.

      If slashdot gets banned because of this non-news you guys can all go suck a dick.

      Are you a troll surfing only on anime websites?

      If you are in Thailand, just hit vimeo, justin tv, ustream tv --- to name a few. And see the results.

      Go suck your own dick!

    4. Re:slashdot is next to be banned by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's our fault we don't respect or give a shit about some guy in some other country where anything disparaging about said guy is illegal.

      That's the definition of backwards, dumb fucking fundamentalism. People can't take a joke and everything is so god damn serious. Mother Teresa was a whore. Jesus was black. Mohammad wears a hat made out of bacon. The King of Thailand wipes his ass with pineapples. Barrak Obama is a piece of shit for not prosecuting Bush officials for torture. Republicans are adulterous homos. I don't give a shit about the graphics of PS3 or 360 games and I think motion controls are overrated. Popular music sucks. Do you Sudoku? Then you're a fag for patterns! The numbers could be letters or colors for all intents and purposes.

      Now then, I don't care about Mother Teresa nor whatever level of sexual activity she enjoyed. Jesus and Mohammad? What about 'em? Pineapples seem a bit rough and the juice might sting. If that's enough to get banned, well, try sticking your head up your ass a bit further and then you won't even have to worry about seeing posts like this.

  13. I can't do what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I can't file my unemployment from Pattiya anymore?

  14. Kings and Queens by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a dutch resident, I can only say that I welcome the fact that we are a kingdom. Not because I particularly like our royal family, but because of the horror of the alternative. We have a few important political separations in our society:

    • Separation of church and state
    • Separation of law-making and law-enforcing powers
    • Separation of power and representation

    You won't learn the last one at school, but it is very important. We have a queen to do official openings, shake hands, etc. but she cannot make political dicisions (though technically, she has a very tiny amount of political power left)

    Now the alternative. A lot of polictical parties would like to do away with our monarchy and install a president with political powers. Like the situation in Germany, France, the USA, etc. The president of the USA can declare a war. Personally. Thank goodness our queen cannot.

    I gladly admit that a democratic monarchy is old-fashioned, expensive and looks like a lot of theatre. But there is hardly anything better.

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    1. Re:Kings and Queens by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      I gladly admit that a democratic monarchy is old-fashioned, expensive and looks like a lot of theatre. But there is hardly anything better.

      In Hungary the President does have very little power, very similar to your king/queen.

      So I guess it doesn't have to be expensive.

    2. Re:Kings and Queens by golden+age+villain · · Score: 1

      There is, direct democracy with no majority party so that they all have to be reasonable and come to a consensus. This being said I would tend to agree with you, the king/queen does provide some guarantees but it does not seem to work so well in all countries. You can just look over the border for an example of that.

    3. Re:Kings and Queens by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

      The President of the United States can not declare war.

      The United States Congress declares war.

      So...George Bush didn't declare war on Iraq or Afghanistan, the United States Congress voted for the use of force (the new PC way to declare war here).

      For Iraq the law is...

      The Iraq Resolution or the Iraq War Resolution (formally the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002, Pub.L. 107-243, 116 Stat. 1498, enacted October 16, 2002, H.J.Res. 114) is a joint resolution (i.e., a law) passed by the United States Congress in October 2002 as Public Law No: 107-243, authorizing the Iraq War.

      For the Afghan War and the Global War on Terror the law is...

      The Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Terrorists (Pub.L. 107-40, 115 Stat. 224, enacted September 18, 2001

    4. Re:Kings and Queens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The president of the USA can declare a war. Personally.

      Untrue. Article I Section 8 of the US Constitution give Congress the power to declare war. Nowhere is the president given this power.

      The problem is that Congress is more than happy to allow the president to walk all over them, as long as they're the same party. Congress is not actually allowed to delegate its powers to the president (generally speaking), but there's nothing stopping it from doing whatever the president wants, assuming his party is single-minded and acts as foot-soldiers in his army.

      Historically, of course, the president has been able to do whatever the fuck he wants by not calling it "war". Witness the Korean War, for example, which was never declared by Congress. The War Powers Resolution is an attempt to rein the president in, but since Congres is generally a bunch of weak-willed jackasses, it hardly matters what they do. The president does what he wants and Congress falls all over itself to slob his knob.

      The issue, really, is not with what the US Constitution says; it's with what happens in reality. The president cannot declare war. But he does, more or less, and who's going to stop him? The people are, by and large, idiots. They are too stupid to think things through. Remember September 11, 2001? The people got scared, cuddling up to Daddy Bush for comfort. When the people are scared, Congress gives them whatever they want, because if Congress shows backbone, they'll get voted out. Therefore the president gets what he wants. Hell, it doesn't even matter if you're not in the same party in some cases. Which Democrats in the Senate voted against the ridiculously stupid Iraq War (2002)? Not the majority, I'll tell you that.

      I don't deny that the US has a rather fucked up political system. But the fault lies in democracy, not (I would argue) in the configuration of the country. There's only so much you can do when you have to rely on morons to choose who gets to try to muck things up next. You can try to minimize the damage, but then you risk people realizing that they're losing the ability to choose which idiot comes next.

    5. Re:Kings and Queens by Zedrick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't mind fake monarchy as such, or the king himself (I've met him twice, seems like a decent guy who would be better off doing environmental work of some kind). But I really wish we could choose out king (or queen) in an election. Like it was done in the old days, before the 16th century kings decided that they and their children were chosen by god. (it would also be nice/fun if we could cut of their heads if we got bored with them, unfortunately that's not really an option in the 21st century.)

    6. Re:Kings and Queens by SakuraDreams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Monarchs help with continuity and political stability. No matter who gets elected there is always some form of continuity - national identity - some form of heritage to remind people who they are or what they stand for - even if many of those things are ascribed to modern non-absolute monarchs and may have previously been outlawed by their predecessors.

    7. Re:Kings and Queens by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The president of the USA can declare a war. Personally. Thank goodness our queen cannot.

      Minor technicality, if we still followed the constitution, the President cannot declare war.

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    8. Re:Kings and Queens by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You don't need a monarchy to have those things, and I don't see why royalty is needed at all. To quote the fellow from Unforgiven who was speaking with English Bob on the train - "I recon we don't need no queens."

      Separation of church and state is in the US Constitution, as is separation of law-making and law-enforcing powers. Separation of power and representation was until the Constitution was amended, making Senator an elected position -- before the amendment, Senators were chosen by state legislators. And I, for one, don't like people who don't represent me having poser over me, although that's the way it is -- the boss says do it, I do it. I don't like the power the wealthy have simply by dint of their wealth, but I don't know of a single country that's not run by the wealthy.

  15. Voluntarily hand over the cash, or I'll shoot you by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like a mugger walking up to you and asking you to voluntarily hand over your cash, or he'll be forced to shoot you. Just about any time someone is asking you to "voluntarily" do something, it's just a veiled threat.

  16. Army dictatorship coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just bought Thaicom Plc, the Thai satellite operator. That's important because it was the Satellite channel that was beaming uncensored news into Thailand due to a Singapore ownership. It was the only Thai channel to show that the Army was shooting unarmed civilians. The other channels followed the government line that the army was targeting 'armed terrorist' in the crowd.

    The army has also moved into the north. Carrying out manoeuvres and in Isaan and Chiang Mai is under army occupation.

    http://www.bangkokpost.com/breakingnews/181378/reds-vs-military-in-mukdahan

    The reds MPs are largely banned now, some are in prison. So there will be no free election possible. This is what the Army did in 2006, barred lots of red leaders, and when they still didn't get their choice as the winner of the election, they barred some more.

    It's very close to a military dictatorship there.

  17. Typical slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When military makes a coup, or shoots a general symphatizing with demonstrators, nobody cares. But they censor a few webpages and everyone goes over the top.

  18. Yeah and So what..?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah... So what..??!! Please stop middling into the affairs of others..!!

  19. Thailand isn't not Third World by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Informative

    They make between 900,000 and a million automobiles a year, have a diversified economy and are a net food exporter.

    "Thailand has a GDP worth 8.5 trillion Baht (on a purchasing power parity (PPP) basis), or US$627 billion (PPP). This classifies Thailand as the 2nd largest economy in Southeast Asia after Indonesia. Despite this, Thailand ranks midway in the wealth spread in Southeast Asia as it is the 4th richest nation according to GDP per capita, after Singapore, Brunei and Malaysia."

    They have a million person military with advanced fighters like the F-16 block 50 and Saab/BAE Gripen

    The UN classifies them as Developing, where the classic "third world country" is an under developed country.

    Really the only thing that links all the under developed countries to the classical Cold War "third world country" is that all third world country demand and receive Western aid.

    1. Re:Thailand isn't not Third World by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Really the only thing that links all the under developed countries to the classical Cold War "third world country" is that all third world country demand and receive Western aid.

      Fair enough, Thailand is one of SE Aisa's highest performing economies.

      What I meant was they don't have a stable political system, Thailand still has the government of a third world nation (not the economy)

      Thailand also has a few "white elephants" in their military including an aircraft carrier dubbed as the worlds most expensive royal yacht (active for all of 12 days a year). As far as richer nations like Malaysia and Singapore go the Thai military is not that good, they are only just buying 4th gen fighters like the Saab Gripen. But compare that to Cambodia, Laos and Myanmar (Burma).

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    2. Re:Thailand isn't not Third World by fnj · · Score: 1

      Shall we just call it a banana republic instead of fixating on it not being third world? They shouldn't feel singled out, because the US is also rapidly turning into a banana republic.

    3. Re:Thailand isn't not Third World by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Not a banana republic either, nor will the US become a banana republic.

      A banana republic is politically unstable, dependent on limited agriculture (e.g. bananas), and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy, and corrupt clique.

      The US is politically stable (Thailand isn't right now), but neither country have limited economies nor are ag economies based on one or two crops.

      The rise of people like Palin and Obama in the United States shows that an/any outsider can come into rule.

      McCain, Gore and the Bush family were ruling elites, Obama, Palin, and Biden are very much not ruling elites. Thailand has it's political troubles but they don't match the "banana republic" model.

  20. Is slashdot blocked yet? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if slashdot is not blocked, the Thai net censors have been a little negligent.

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    1. Re:Is slashdot blocked yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if slashdot is not blocked, the Thai net censors have been a little negligent.

      Right now the Thai Government are blocking everything slightly derogetory towards their institutions. So much for democracy and free speech. I found a site that isn't blocked and it's where some expats are airing their views. http://www.realtorplus.co.uk/expatexperience/expat_experience_thailand_main.aspx

      It covers a number of issues. There has been talk about removing the Lesse Majesty laws - even the King thinks they are draconian. The truth is, it's all about the Ruling Elite Classes remaining in control. If you keep the people ignorant it's easy to control. There was a report recently in the Bangkok Post that a huge number of the teachers actually failed the tests they set the students.

      Democracy in Thailand does not exist and it never will while the people are uneducated - it's simply a matter of Power Corrupts and Absolute Power corrupts absolutely!

  21. Devil's advocate by captainpanic · · Score: 0

    So, you have a country in turmoil. There is a government now. There are many people who strongly disagree, and who recently used violence to change the situation.

    What would you do to restore order to be able to come to terms with the opposition? First you must have peace. So, you shut down all the websites and mute all the opposition's voices except for a small number of spokespersons.
    Then, and only then, do you do communicate with the opposition. Thousands of websites which urge people to use violence are not helping.

    Free internet is very important - but peace in the streets may just be a little more important than free internet. And in the case of Thailand, this was no scaremongering. There were actual riots and more than just 1 person died there.

    Mod me -1 for playing the devil's advocate, and I will sue you :-)

    1. Re:Devil's advocate by FozE_Bear · · Score: 1

      The only problem I have with this logic, (peace is better than freedom), is that once the government controls this access, and peace returns, they will not return these freedoms. It will be a long long time before these restrictions are lifted. I know that Abe Lincoln returned free press to the US after the Civil War was over, but I think that was not the norm. And btw, I am NOT a Red-Shirt sympathizer. even if their collectivist ideals are benevolent, I am VERY anti-communist, but their right to be heard is MY right to be heard, and I will defend it.

    2. Re:Devil's advocate by societyofrobots · · Score: 1

      I occasionally browse the Thai language websites. I can verify that the pro-government/PAD/multi-color shirts strongly promote violence.

      I sometimes feel like I'm reading KKK neo-Nazi forums . . . wishing for every act of gratuitous violence to be applied to the red-shirt protesters . . .

  22. Not the real reason ... by electricprof · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt that many these closings have must to do with the current king or even the royal family. Considering the recent large protests in Thailand, I'm reasonably confident that this is much more about the current power elites trying to keep the protests down.

  23. not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by herojig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most Thais view the monarchy as a symbol of national pride, mutual respect, and is part of their overall spiritualism. For example, before any movie begins everyone stands to the national anthem and images of the current King doing good deeds and meeting with the public. It reminds me much of how we used to say the pledge of allegiance in grammar school. Many Asian cultures (past and present) have rules against defamatory content re: the monarchy, with Nepal being one of them up until the current decade. It's really not a big deal to anyone over here...it's more a form of public politeness then anything else. As far as this being some form of political censorship, think again, it's not. The Thais have much more freedom to express their political views then say Americans. Can anyone imagine a protest in America where LAX was shut down for a week and filled with protesters against the Bush regime? How about the takeover of Times Square by the Tea Party People for a few weeks, complete with cots, barbed wire, and slingshots? It would never happen; the protestors would be shot (perhaps) dead and then carted away within a few hours. Hell, try smoking a fag on the beach in LA and u get a ticket! .

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    1. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Hell, I remember standing up to do the pledge before watching movies at the theater. My dad was military and we'd watch movies on base.

      [John]

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    2. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what if the US military removes the President by force and installs their own leader, rewriting the constitution to their advantage? (like what happened in Thailand)

      I can assure you the entire country will protest in this manner.

    3. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many Asian cultures (past and present) have rules against defamatory content re: the monarchy

      Stop right there. "Your western norms don't apply here" is a trap. You can convince yourself that being Thai/Chinese/Japanese means that the generally accepted rules of politics/agriculture/finance don't apply to you (because you're special, of course), but reality will catch up with you. It won't be pretty.

      The Thais have much more freedom to express their political views then say Americans.

      As evidenced by the 43,000 websites shut down for being defamatory to the royal family.

      Can anyone imagine a protest in America where LAX was shut down for a week and filled with protesters against the Bush regime? How about the takeover of Times Square by the Tea Party People for a few weeks, complete with cots, barbed wire, and slingshots?

      Those sound like more than "protests" to me. Those sound like clear warning signs.

    4. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      As far as this being some form of political censorship, think again, it's not. The Thais have much more freedom to express their political views then say Americans. Can anyone imagine a protest in America where LAX was shut down for a week and filled with protesters against the Bush regime?

      Two words: Kent State.

      Hell, try smoking a fag on the beach in LA and u get a ticket!

      Smoking a fag in LA isn't the same thing as smoking a fag in Britain! ;)

    5. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might find yourself supportive of this type of protest if American generals replaced the President in a military coup and then rewrote the constitution in their favor. That is, after all, what happened in Thailand.

    6. Re:not sure most /.ers understand Thai culture by herojig · · Score: 1

      Ha! good point. Only America is more cunning and insidious. Hanging chads and lobbyists get the same job done.

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  24. mod parent up by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Hit the nail on the head.

    This is also about trying to draw supporters to the government by saying, "look, we support the king" despite what HRH has to say about Thailand's leste majesty laws (HINT: He openly doesn't support them).

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  25. Sweden is lame by Skapare · · Score: 1

    I stole a nickname from there and they haven't bothered to try to get it back.

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    1. Re:Sweden is lame by Liinux · · Score: 1

      I stole a nickname from there and they haven't bothered to try to get it back.

      It's biblical, you keep it!

  26. No, not yet. by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not blocked yet. I live in Bangkok.

    Oddly, most of the sites I come across that are blocked are porn sites, and not many of them (i.e. it's not difficult to access porn as most sites are not blocked).

    *ahem*

    I mean sites that my friend comes across. Yeah, that's the ticket. Anyway, the blocks are easily avoided by proxy services, and they are really slow about blocking those. Although, anonymouse.org has recently (in the past few months) come under the block list.

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    1. Re:No, not yet. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's not blocked yet. I live in Bangkok.

      Oddly, most of the sites I come across that are blocked are porn sites,

      I'm assuming you're not Thai. If you really need pron, you can get it from a DVD vendor for less then US$2 (if you're a bad haggler). Also you can hire an actual lady* for less then US$40.

      * save the transgender jokes /. if you cant tell beforehand you have bigger problems.

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    2. Re:No, not yet. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I mean sites that my friend comes across.

      Eww? I mean, a little graphic...

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  27. It's not so bad... by mathimus1863 · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...and I should know since I've traveled there many times and I even speak .

    Thailand gets a worse name than it deserves, based on stories like this. It's actually a relatively open society and just about every development index has them at the top of "developing country" (if they could clean up their tap water, they'd probably break the threshold). Speech is only limited when it comes to the King and Buddha, both of which are highly respected, but not really "in power" (influential, but not making and enforcing laws). Of course, that doesn't make their censorship ethical, but it shouldn't be considered to be an oppressive government.

    There's an an ounce of justification to the recent violence, but most of it came from the rural poor with nothing to lose, fighting for the one PM who stood up for them. Unfortunately, that politician that tried to help out the poor (Thaksin Siniwatra), accumulated no less than $2.2 billion while in office, and accused of countless corruption charges (convicted on a couple of them in absentia while he living in exile). Many poor refuse to admit he's corrupt, or say "well sure he is, all the politicians are, but at least he helps out the poor that desperately need it." The situation really is a mess, with no clean way to bridge the gap between the poor and the middle+ class. While they have some political instabilities right now, I would still consider it to be the most awesome place on Earth (where else can you go that has virtually no violent crime, you can get 1 hour Thai massage for $4 and the best Pad Thai ever for $0.50?).

    I think that the monarchy will be phased out soon anyway, as the King's health is waning and the crown prince is not very well liked, despite the lese mejeste laws. But make no mistake, despite such laws, the king was justifiably considered a "benevolent dictator." He is an engineer, and used his skills to plan and update infrastructure in the country to help out both the rich and the poor. There was actually reason to like him.

    1. Re:It's not so bad... by soppsa · · Score: 1

      Thailand is a shithole. Sorry if you like the cheap blowjobs, I for one cannot ignore the poverty.

  28. Re:Voluntarily hand over the cash, or I'll shoot y by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Where is representative Joe L. Barton (R) when you need him to point out a classic isp "shakedown".

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  29. Seeya later Thailand by sqldr · · Score: 1

    Hope you enjoyed reading slashdot.. Bhumibol Adulyadej is a cunt. byeee!

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  30. Warning: Straw man argument detected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    @"It's a rather weird suggestion as the internet was designed by a government agency."

    What you say is a blatant straw man argument. He was talking about using the Internet to resist government oppression then you turn it around to then ridicule your twisted version of what he said.

    Not only should the Internet have been designed to be more resistant to oppressive governments, people should learn to be more resistant to Machivalian two faced manipulation tactics like your blatant straw man argument, because governments also use such tactics to seek to distract and undermine people away from what is being discussed.

  31. Re:Voluntarily hand over the cash, or I'll shoot y by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

    Just about any time someone is asking you to "voluntarily" do something, it's just a veiled threat.

    Wow. You must be a real treat at dinner.
    "Please pass the salt...or else."

  32. i don't understand what you are trying to say by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    either the queen has power, or not. if she has no power, then the dutch system has all the same positive and negative attributes as germany, usa, france... PLUS you have an expensive, pointless figurehead. what i don't understand is what you think that expensive, pointless figurehead adds to the governmental mix to make it somehow superior to a system without the expensive, pointless figurehead

    in other words, to me, you seem to see value in what essentially has no value

    either the queen has power, or not. if she has no power, what's the point of having a monarchy?

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    1. Re:i don't understand what you are trying to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying they have one person to make the important decisions (an elected Prime Minister) and one person to do the pointless photo-ops, as opposed to, say, the US, where the President needs to do both.

    2. Re:i don't understand what you are trying to say by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Well, the monarch is basically at this point something like the combination of a figure that can be revered without political overtones and a last resort political institution. In a system where the democratic process is humming along, that seems almost pointless. However, when there are crises where the confidence of the people in their democratically elected leaders is shaken, sometimes it really can help to have someone who does not owe their position to special interest or corporate dollars able to step in and select a minister who can then operate while maintaining the perception of the rule of law.

      The thing that makes this different from some military leader seizing power is that in this day and age, having a monarch who is essentially unable to exert any authority without the tolerance of the people is better than having some general do it who can rely on his own personal power base of loyal troops.

      As for all of the money that they get to use and spend, that is mostly stuff to make sure that the institution remains revered and that the monarchy continues to be able to get out and function in the world enough to continue to be able to act as a guarantee of last resort of law, order, and paradoxically, democracy.

  33. Thai Friend Posted Updates Yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Thai friend posted updates to his Facebook account yesterday from Pattaya. It didn't seem all that shut down. (Anonymous for the sake of the Thai friend)

  34. you mean like thailand? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    where they have a monarch and the military has staged a number of coups regardless?

    your words do match reality, friend

    i think nepal has the best idea:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/03/world/asia/03nepal.html

    monarchies are simply expensive useless national follies. like a favorite national breed of lap dog or a famous national landmark. except, unlike a landmark or a pet, the maintenance costs for a monarchy are rather high. prohibitively high, in my view

    but if the dutch want to keep footing a bill for an expensive useless national pasttime, who am i to judge? tulips, dikes, windmills, wooden clogs... and some old ditzy broad in a castle. whatever. ridiculous

    just don't make believe a monarchy in today's day and age affords the "protections" you listed above. it simply doesn't. it doesn't play out the way you imagine

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  35. Re:Voluntarily hand over the cash, or I'll shoot y by noidentity · · Score: 1

    I meant when they use the word "voluntary". Not "please do this", but "We are asking you to voluntarily do such-and-such."

  36. Clarifying parent... by Chaset · · Score: 1

    I think the parent is referring to (from memory, forgive me if incorrect...) "El pueblo de la nuestra senora reina de Los Angeles de la porciuncula", which is allegedly the original name of the village.

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