First Halophile Potatoes Harvested

Razgorov Prikazka writes "A Dutch-based company from Groningen is trying to create a potato race that is able to survive in a saline environment. The first test-batch was just harvested (English translation of Dutch original) on the island Texel and seem to be in good shape. The company states that rising sea-levels will create a demand for halophile crops. I do wonder if one still has to put salt on ones potatoes when they are grown in salt water."

Comments

Halophile

[Anonymous Coward]

From the title, I thought they'd made potatoes that love to molest Halo players.

Re:Halophile

[Low Ranked Craig]

Those are called potato chips, generally served with Mountain Dew, and molest from the GI tract outward...

Re:Halophile

[FiloEleven]

Me,I figured "halophile potatoes" were like couch potatoes that only played Halo instead of the more traditional channel surfing. I was excited by the harvesting, thinking we'd increase the average IQ by it, but alas it was not to be.

Re:Halophile

[mangu]

I thought it meant potatoes that love to play Halo.

You mean, like couch potatoes?

Re:Halophile

[Anonymous Coward]

Perhaps they should modify cattle next. Naturally corned beef.

Re:Halophile

[Kohath]

Since they're Halophiles, they'll be protected from harm caused by the Flood.

Re:Halophile

[dov_0]

... trying to create a potato race ...

In news just to hand, the new race has formed a political party of Sebago Supremacists demanding new rights based on their need for 'kartoffelns-raum'. The group spokesman, Herr Kartoffelnkopf, gave a statement denying rumours of armament against field borders.

Re:Halophile

[PopeRatzo]

From the title, I thought they'd made potatoes that love to molest Halo players.

Funny. When I read "create a potato race" I thought of those races at picnics where everyone runs with an egg on a teaspoon and whoever can deposit the unboken egg in a bowl across the finish line first wins.

Except with potatoes.

Anyway, I didn't even realize that vegetables had races.

Re:Halophile

[MindlessAutomata]

Given the number of preteen boys on Xbox live, I believe they already have a word for that.

"Pedophile"

Re:Halophile

[Surt]

Anyway, I didn't even realize that vegetables had races.

That makes you the worst kind of vegetable racist of all.

Re:Halophile

[theshowmecanuck]

I thought it was about people who liked bad breath.

Re:Halophile

[Anonymous Coward]

Let's clear up some FUD right here. The word pedophile is being badly misused. The word francophile doesn't mean a person who likes to molest the French. Nor is an anglophile one who is obsessed with sexing up the British. The word that should be used is pederast, and the crime is pederasty, not pedophilia. The word pedophile means one who loves children. And in this case halophilic plants are those which favor a saline environment. I thought slashdotters were supposed to be moilized against this sort of FUD.

Re:Halophile

[Muad'Dave]

...unboken...

Is that the illegitimate offspring of 'unbroken' and 'borked', or perhaps a potato that was not grown in Hoboken?

Re:Halophile

[mattack2]

(ruining the joke, I know..)

No, that would be the exact OPPOSITE of being a racist.

Halophile?

[Anonymous Coward]

Salt water was definitely not my first thought when seeing the word Halophile

Re:Halophile?

[Anonymous Coward]

Salt water was definitely not my first thought when seeing the word Halophile

The educational system just ain't what it used to be back in the day ...

No need to add salt?

[Anonymous Coward]

I hope that these potatoes come pre salted. That would save me 3 or 4 arm shakes. woot!

Re:No need to add salt?

[Shikaku]

That would save me 3 or 4 arm shakes. woot!

That's how much needed to get something salty out from people these days? What happened to people?

Re:No need to add salt?

[dattaway]

The salt might help counteract the mercury and everything else we spill in the ocean.

Re:No need to add salt?

[Anonymous Coward]

too bad the 'environmentalists' are too busy fear mongering about the 'deadly c02' to actual give a toss about real environmental issues, eh?

The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[hey!]

I'm guessing that they managed to coax the potatoes into maintaining their normal osmotic balance when watered with brackish water. For one thing a crop that absorbed the salt would be hard to get consistent.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[Palpitations]

I'm guessing that they managed to coax the potatoes into maintaining their normal osmotic balance when watered with brackish water.

Wouldn't this lead to a build-up of salt in the soil itself? At some point, that's bound to cause problems... They don't call it "salting the earth" for nothing.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[linzeal]

As long as you can get a solution going with the water you are using on the potatoes it will likely precipitate out of the soil and enter the groundwater. From there, eventually it will get to the sea.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[Foobar_]

Wouldn't this lead to a build-up of salt in the soil itself? At some point, that's bound to cause problems... They don't call it "salting the earth" for nothing.

We already have regular potatoes that grow just fine with fresh water. These new halophile potatoes won't be grown on regular farmland.

There are large areas of coast and riverbank that have no easy access to fresh water, but plenty of salt or brackish water. There are also an increasing number of agricultural areas who use reclaimed wastewater (greywater) to irrigate their fields. Finally, sea levels are expected to rise due to Manbearpig, and this will increase the amount of floodplain affected by brackish water.

This new strain of potato is going to be grown in areas with brackish water, on or near estuaries, and probably to a lesser extent areas irrigated with lightly-treated greywater. Depending on how much salt they can tolerate, you might eventually see them being grown underneath coconut.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[allaunjsilverfox2]

Couldn't this also be used for hydroponically grown produce? It would be incredibly useful for those that are required to spend long periods of time in high salinity areas. For example, navy ships, Oil rigs, Exploration ships and island dwelling nations?

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[icebike]

I'm guessing that they managed to coax the potatoes into maintaining their normal osmotic balance when watered with brackish water.

And guessing is all you can do here.

How does a one paragraph blurb in an obscure website warrant a slash dot post. (And no, I'm not exactly new here.)

There isn't a shred of attribution, no backup data, no contact information, nothing there but an assertion that potatoes were picked. Even the exif info was stripped from the photo.

Further, its not particularly newsworthy. Its been studied before by the USDA. http://www.springerlink.com/content/x217188337503232/

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[b4upoo]

Depending upon how this product tastes it might be used as animal feed or even fish food it made into pellets. After all a good catfish farm still needs top feed those catfish.
                      And I eagerly await a process for farming blue crabs in indoor ponds. I know that one of th great costs in salt water systems involves the power bill for running high quality filtration systems. It would seem to me that since mussels, oysters and clams are filter feeders salt water farms need to also raise these filter feeders in order to recycle their salt water and save money on power bills usually spent on filtration.
                      We have such huge areas of waste lands that could be used for the production of very high quality foods if we would simply get on with it. And if we can create barns in which to house these controlled aquatic environments we could also have population located near these farms with solar and wind energy mills on the same properties as these highly designed fish farms.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[camperdave]

How does a one paragraph blurb in an obscure website warrant a slash dot post.

Slow news day?

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[Anonymous Coward]

Uh no. There really isn't enough space on boats to grow taters.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[MarkX]

(And no, I'm not exactly new here.)

Yes you are.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[Anonymous Coward]

If by "studied before" you mean "written about in the 1930s," then yes, you're spot on.

Maybe before you try to discredit someone for their inability to cite sources, you should look a little more closely at your own. A quick Google search shows that G. V. C. Houghland, the author of the study you cite, retired in 1966.

I strongly suspect that there's been some innovation in the wild and woolly world of potato farming since then.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[drinkypoo]

Nobody* is growing potatoes hydroponically, at least not with inert media. It can be done but potatoes are one of those stupid easy crops to grow... if you do it on soil. Basically all you need to do is plow your field once a year and otherwise leave it the hell alone, weeds and all. Weeds mulch. Potatoes grow. Actually you can grow them in hay bales, which is about as close as you get to hydroponics in common practice. Then you just tear the bales apart to get out the potatoes, compost the old bales, and start over again with new ones. This is a good way to grow potatoes in your back yard garden.

* (statistically)

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[jgrahn]

[...] potatoes are one of those stupid easy crops to grow... if you do it on soil. Basically all you need to do is plow your field once a year and otherwise leave it the hell alone, weeds and all. Weeds mulch. Potatoes grow.

The phrase "Irish Potatoe Famine" comes to mind. Without fungicides, you can still get a disappointingly small harvest. Commercial growers use a *lot* of fungicides, and since they are illegal here in .se for non-professionals, the rest of us can only keep our fingers crossed and hope for a dry summer.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[Anonymous Coward]

So if this technique doesn't result in very salty produce, perhaps it could be extended to something like... watermelons. Since 92% by weight of a watermelon is water... and it's easily transportable by truck, etc... sounds like an interesting thing to look into for those who need fresh water.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[drinkypoo]

The phrase "Irish Potatoe Famine" comes to mind.

Dan, we've missed you!

Without fungicides, you can still get a disappointingly small harvest.

You mean, with monocultures, you can still get a disappointingly small harvest. Nature never produces monocultures, even when it looks like it has there is always some companion, not to mention what is going on unseen underground. We must learn to more carefully emulate nature. Right now we're killing everything in between croplands to try to prevent "contamination" by animals passing through fields etc. This will not end well.

Re:The tubers are almost certainly not salty.

[DrSkwid]

What's the calorific content of something that's 92% water ?

They created a group to help this new potato race

[Anonymous Coward]

The National Association for the Advancement of Created Potatoes (NAACP) will fight for the rights of these new potatoes. And end the abuse of potatoes in such dishes as poutine and instant mashes.

Salt

[Teun]

I do wonder if one still has to put salt on ones potatoes when they are grown in salt water.

Do you put salt on your fish?

Re:Salt

[Anonymous Coward]

You mean people don't put salt on their fish?

Re:Salt

[Anonymous Coward]

I do wonder if one still has to put salt on ones potatoes when they are grown in salt water.

Do you put salt on your fish?

Fish do not absorb nutrients from the environment surrounding it like a tuber does. Your question is ridiculous.

Re:Salt

[Bill, Shooter of Bul]

Yes, yes I do sir.

Salt crust roasting fish

Re:Salt

[Teun]

Cells living in a salty environment have to filter water so the salt stays out.

No real difference between plants and animals.

Re:Salt

[Kohath]

My fish are swimming in Tartar sauce.

Re:Salt

[forkazoo]

Do you put salt on your fish?

No. Do you put oil on your fish?

Re:Salt

[Hurricane78]

And what do you think they eat? Hm? Smaller life that lives in the water. Which usually is animals which do the same. Or plants which live in the salty water. Also since fish also need water to “drink”, they absorb it too.

Your statement it so short-sighted, that even its own nose looks blurry to it. ;)

Re:Salt

[Khyber]

No, those of us with any culinary training don't. It's totally unnecessary.

Re:Salt

[Khyber]

Your answer is doubly ridiculous.

While the fish is alive, sure, it doesn't absorb.

Once it's dead, we can make it absorb anything we want. Hi, it's called brining, pickling, or marinating.

Jeeze, you'd think someone old enough to use a keyboard could learn some basic cooking skills.

Re:Salt

[Anonymous Coward]

Normally, yes, but ever since a couple months ago the fish have just been coming that way.

Re:Salt

[X0563511]

It's not the facts that get you downmodded, it's your belligerent attitude.

Re:Salt

[uvajed_ekil]

Do you put salt on your fish?

Of course not. I like talapia with a little butter (unsalted), pepper, and lime juice, or a bit of black bean salsa if I have some around. Grilled salmon needs no salt. My fresh-caught walleye and yellow perch get dipped in egg wash and bread crumbs, then fried, no salt added. Bad analogy, since lots of fish can be fine without salt but the potatoes in question will likely still need salt to please most people, as more common varieties of spuds do.

Re:Salt

[drinkypoo]

No, those of us with any culinary training don't. It's totally unnecessary.

Wow, you really are a McToolbag, aren't you? My lady is a four-star chef and sometimes she puts salt on fish and sometimes not. If I'm cooking a salmon fillet on a cedar plank I won't add salt; last time it was butter and maple sugar. But I assure you that the whole snapper I was served in Panama had salt in the super-thin breading they crisped it up with. (My pick for best restaurant in the country of Panama is La Esquina Van Gogh in Panama City... and I ate at several of the nation's finest restaurants; you could get through all of them in a couple weeks and for not much money. Amazing food though.)

Re:Salt

[Khyber]

"salt in the super-thin breading they crisped it up with."

IN THE BREADING, NOT DIRECTLY ON THE FISH AS THE PERSON I REPLIED TO STATED.

Holy shit is reading comprehension dropping like a rock on this site.

Re:Salt

[Anonymous Coward]

If you eat the coating, then it's essentially the same as if it's in the fish. By your logic apple pie doesn't contain pastry, because the pastry is the container.

Re:Salt

[Anonymous Coward]

It's not the facts that get you downmodded, it's your belligerent attitude.

It's much the same with your comma splices.

Re:Salt

[X0563511]

That wasn't a "splice" - that comma is correctly placed. You fail. Or you win (at trolling).

Non-machine translation

[RobVB]

Eenrum potato resistant to salt water

EENRUM - The first potatoes, which a company called Biemond (based in Eenrum), fed with salt water, were lifted on a test field on the island of Texel on friday.

Biemond is breeding new races of potatoes, and together with Fobek in the Frisian town of Sint Annaparochie, wants to develop potatoes that are resistant to salt water.

Due to rising sea levels companies expect farmers to increasingly have to deal with salt water on their fields.

The biggest mistakes Google Translate made were due to use of the word "piepers" for "potatoes". It was incorrectly translated as squeaker and pager - at least I think it's incorrectly. I've never heard anyone use those words when talking about potatoes.

Re:Non-machine translation

[sznupi]

Due to rising sea levels companies expect farmers to increasingly have to deal with salt water on their fields.

TFA surely seems to be a more sensible response than going overboard with desalination efforts...

Re:Non-machine translation

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

I suspect that "salt water on their fields" in the sense of "field is actually under the sea" is going to be a relatively rare issue, except in places that are coastal already and extremely flat.

The big, ugly, much more widespread problem, though, is going to be aquifer infiltration. Groundwater is, well, underground, so your groundwater can easily be below sea level even if you are substantially above sea level(and, even if you are pumping from, say, 100 ft underground, you are getting water from a variety of levels, depending on the exact nature of the geological strata down there. Unless there is an impermiable layer just below your well depth, you'll have some amount of diffusion from below.).

Since virtually everyone is overpumping their aquifers anyway(though it is considered impolite to talk about it), even if sea levels stay exactly as they are it is expected that more groundwater is going to face seawater or deep saltwater(salt is a mineral, after all, and occurs in some geological strata quite naturally. If exposed to groundwater, it will form delicious brine just fine) infiltration. If the water you are using for irrigation is even slightly brackish, the salt levels in your fields will increase over time. Salt in the water gets sprayed on, water evaporates, salt doesn't, soil contains more salt. Repeat next season...

The "zOMG global warming, seas devouring the lands" angle is an easy way to give the story a topical flavor(plus, these guys are dutch, being underwater isn't a theoretical problem for them); but the need for agriculturally useful halophiles would exist even if sea levels don't budge at all, due to overuse and misuse of groundwater reserves.

Re:Non-machine translation

[vtcodger]

***The company states that rising sea-levels will create a demand for halophile crops.***

I hope they are better at plant breeding than at marketing. Unless they are planning to grow the potatoes under water, there isn't going to be any more market for salt tolerant potatoes than there is now, no matter how high the seas rise. Now if the seas dropped ... the exposed land might need salt tolerant crops for many decades.

But yes, there will be a market for these in water deficient areas like the Middle East and the US Southwest where contamination of agricultural land from the salts in irrigation water is a problem.

Re:Non-machine translation

[WarwickRyan]

>Due to rising sea levels companies expect farmers to increasingly have to deal with salt water on their fields.

I'd add a "the" before "companies", as the original text is referring to the the Biemond and Fobek, not 'companies' in general.

Re:Non-machine translation

[InsertCleverUsername]

I hope they are better at plant breeding than at marketing. Unless they are planning to grow the potatoes under water, there isn't going to be any more market for salt tolerant potatoes than there is now, no matter how high the seas rise.

True, I don't think sea levels are the problem. Seems like the real issue will be keeping up with demand for fresh water when higher temperatures melt the snow pack earlier each year and the world population continues growing. So, if you don't have to do much (any?) processing to sea water, there'd be much less strain on water resources with halophile crops.

Re:Non-machine translation

[Bruce Perens]

Holland really does have appreciable farmland below sea level. They built dikes around their marshes centuries ago, pumped them out with windmills, pumped out their fresh water aquifers, and as the land dries up it shrinks and settles. Today it can be tens of feet below sea level. California is also experiencing this in the Sacramento River delta, and no doubt it is common elsewhere.

Re:Non-machine translation

[Anonymous Coward]

Typically they don't, but if I ever have occasion to refer to someone exploding a pager in the microwave I'll have to call it "their pager going off".

Re:Non-machine translation

[Anonymous Coward]

places that are coastal already and extremely flat
.
There is already a similar pilot project on the Red Sea which is successful.
http://google.com/search?q=Eritrea+Atriplex+Mangrove+Gordon-Sato&hl=all&
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_H._Sato#The_Manzanar_Project

gewg_

I think the Dutch are jealous

[dkleinsc]

Apparently they're upset that Idaho's potatoes are more famous than theirs.

Re:I think the Dutch are jealous

[Anonymous Coward]

Hmm. Never heard of Idaho potatoes before I read your comment. I'd wager the rest of the world that exists outside the US borders hasn't heard either.

Re:I think the Dutch are jealous

[h4rr4r]

Don't worry about it, Idaho russets suck. They only really good potatoes are the yellow ones. The red ones are ok mashed. White potatoes could be used to make fries, assuming one cannot get yellow potatoes. and assuming ones has enough seasoning to cover it up.

Re:I think the Dutch are jealous

[mbstone]

Montana dental floss isn't all it's cracked up to be, either.

Re:I think the Dutch are jealous

[Dogtanian]

Hmm. Never heard of Idaho potatoes before I read your comment. I'd wager the rest of the world that exists outside the US borders hasn't heard either.

Seconded- here in the UK, the only location really associated with potatoes is the island of Jersey. Only reason I've ever heard of Idaho's alleged fame for its potatoes at all is because I saw it mentioned in a Wikipedia article a few months back. I doubt many other people here know of it.

Re:I think the Dutch are jealous

[dragonbutt]

Montana dental floss isn't all it's cracked up to be, either.

I guess that foils my plan to go to Montana and become a dental floss tycoon :(

A good start, but...

[DoofusOfDeath]

Wake me when they develop bacon-butter-sourcream-phile potatoes. I'll be the first to switch to farming for a (short-lived) career.

Re:A good start, but...

[Mr Pleco]

Don't forget shredded cheese and chives.

Re:A good start, but...

[Hurricane78]

Bacon, butter, sour cream, cheese... Why not go all the way, just leave out the potatoes, and pour pure fat into your throat? ;)

Reminds me of that German radio comedy of a fat German soccer coach: Remove the roof of your garage, and fill it to the top with frying oil and lard. Add 10 sacks of cereals, half a truck of pork rinds and a wheelbarrow of herbs to top it off. Let it harden, break away the walls, and your Spring Sports Energy Bar is ready! Mmmmmmhhhh....

Re:A good start, but...

[Sponge Bath]

...go all the way, just leave out the potatoes, and pour pure fat into your throat

+1 Delicious!

Re:A good start, but...

[linzeal]

Duck Fat fried with melted Brie for me.

Re:A good start, but...

[plastbox]

Bacon, butter, sour cream, cheese... Why not go all the way, just leave out the potatoes, and pour pure fat into your throat? ;)

I guess you're either trolling, or ignorant. Feel free to check out the blog of M.D. Michael R. Eades at http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/ as well as his books, and "Good Calories, Bad Calories" by Gary Taubes (and a heap of other great books, none of which I can recall at the moment).

Natural fats aren't bad for your health. No, not even saturated fat. Do yourself and those close to you the most important favor you'll ever do and read some science on nutrition instead of gobbeling up the official nutritional guidelines with an unhealthy side-dish of insulin-raising, unnecessary carbohydrates.

Re:A good start, but...

[Anonymous Coward]

Natural fats aren't bad for your health. No, not even saturated fat.

Wait, does that mean you think all foods are good for your health?

an unhealthy side-dish of insulin-raising, unnecessary carbohydrates.

I pooped my pants a little when I read this. What do you use as a substitute for glucose on your planet?

Next magical trick

[Anonymous Coward]

Now to get them to survive in a pepper and butter environment as well. Surviving in a sour cream and chives environment should be easy after that.

What in the h*** is a potato race?

[RNLockwood]

It that like an egg race or a three legged race? One that can't be run on an ocean beach? Or, considering this forum, is it a race to get exclusive access to an object?

Re:What in the h*** is a potato race?

[Natlaw]

No, it's means a different variety (the Dutch 'aardappel ras' perhaps incorrectly machine translated to 'potato race').

Re:What in the h*** is a potato race?

[RNLockwood]

'aardappel ras'

I assume the correct translation, then, would 'variety of potato'.

Colloquial squeaker

[Teun]

The RTVNoord article used the Dutch colloquial pieper for the more common aardappel and Google translated it to squeaker.

Potato sack race

[Anonymous Coward]

And if you won't eat their halophile franken potato you're a racist.

What's the salt concentration?

[Animats]

It's not clear how high a salt concentration these potatoes tolerate. Probably lower than sea water. The article indicates that they're trying to make potatoes tolerant of salt water incursions into ground water. In areas with low-lying coastlines, groundwater becomes increasingly salty nearer to the ocean. This makes near-coastal land more useful.

A few crops, like "salt hay", will grow in seawater, even on tidal flats. Historically, though, the crops that will grow in those conditions are of marginal value.

Re:What's the salt concentration?

[Anonymous Coward]

A lot of the water in aquifers in otherwise bone-dry climates is brackish. This means that much of the west can be opened for farming potatoes in the future. Of course, it won't last long, as the salt concentrations will rise and after about 50 years, the land will no longer be able to support crops. This happened in many of the Mesopotamian civilizations, and is thought to be a key factor in the decline of many of those civilizations.

almost as good as "feed tuna mayonaise"

[Robb]

which is from Night Shift (1982)

Re:almost as good as "feed tuna mayonaise"

[afabbro]

"I'm an idea man, Chuck..."

+1 for obscure reference.

Daddy

[MRe_nl]

What's an Idaho?

Re:Daddy

[Anonymous Coward]

A made-up word with no meaning.

Re:Daddy

[Anonymous Coward]

A place for retired pimps.

Re:Daddy

[Mephistro]

A famous line of gholas.

Slightly inaccurate summary.

[Khyber]

"is trying to create a potato race that is able to survive in a saline environment"

This should read "Is trying to create a potato species that is able to survive in a more saline environment than normal."

Plants rely upon ion salts for nutrition. I can grow plants using purified sea salts (minus the fact it's missing a soluble form of nitrogen) as nutrients - look up SEA-90.

Re:Slightly inaccurate summary.

[blueg3]

Cultivar or variety, not species.

Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra

[Sponge Bath]

Poutine is murder! - Potato Ethical Treatment Association (PETA)

Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra

[farmkid]

Poutine is not abuse; it is apotheosis.

Salt Potatoes

[Ukab the Great]

It's like Salt Potatoes without all the extra work of adding salt.

Re:Salt Potatoes

[s122604]

Yahvole!!

I thought the same thing
Are you from CNY too?

Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra

[Dirtside]

Digger, please.

Salt?

[Anonymous Coward]

Is it even possible to over-salt potatoes?

Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra

[Anonymous Coward]

Incorrect. Poutine is the highest possible destiny for a potato.

Master Chef

[aapold]

These potatos will be served.... by Master Chef.

Re:Master Chef

[WWWWolf]

These potatos will be served.... by Master Chef.

Yeah! Right after they were first harvested in Harvest!

(Some headlines are just confusing in so many senses.)

Re:Master Chef

[Dogtanian]

These potatos will be served.... by Master Chef.

Oddly enough, there *is* a MasterChef TV show here in the UK- and the original version was around *long* before Halo came out. That's why I can't hear the Halo character's name without thinking of Loyd Grossman cogitating over some random plebs' cookery- probably not what was intended. :-)

Piepers Re:Non-machine translation

[Anonymous Coward]

It's slang: aardappel == potato
pieper == spud
errepel == 'tater

Gulf Potatoes

[b4upoo]

If we choose to raise potatoes in salt marshes along the Gulf of Mexico the can arrive carrying their own oil for frying thanks to BP.

For mash get Smash

[Dogtanian]

The National Association for the Advancement of Created Potatoes (NAACP) will fight for the rights of these new potatoes. And end the abuse of potatoes in such dishes as poutine and instant mashes.

Does this mean that the 1970s Smash adverts are in fact a sci-fi horror film for potatoes?

Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra

[Dogtanian]

Incorrect. Poutine is the highest possible destiny for a potato.

Sacrilege! Everyone knows a potato's highest calling is to be Smith's crisps. (^_^)

Better, improved...

[hesaigo999ca]

This is the start of something amazing, we have potatoes, we genetically change them to be xxx....what if we could have potatoes that have more vitamins and minerals then before, have so much more that you don't need so many OTHER vegetables...some anti oxydents etc...you could create a new vegetable that replaces all other crops especially for farming in third world countries....it is only a matter of time before someone figures out how, and then watch us grow...literally! We will all be much less vitamin deficient then we are now!

Salt water, eh?

[Golddess]

Brawndo! It really does have what this plant craves!

(I can't believe I'm the first to bring this up...)