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400 Turns of Civilization V

Wes found a preview of one of the most anticipated upcoming releases by the inhabitants of my office: Civ V. It starts "This preview of Civilization V is incomplete. It takes more than nine Earth hours, you see, for the great Arabian empire — land of Mecca, Rio De Janeiro and Beijing — to assume dominance of the globe."

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  1. Just one question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It takes more than nine Earth hours, you see, for the great Arabian empire — land of Mecca, Rio De Janeiro and Beijing — to assume dominance of the globe.

    Why do you hate the USA?

  2. CIVV or CIV or CiV or Civ V by demonbug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stupid Roman numerals.

    1. Re:CIVV or CIV or CiV or Civ V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      CIV

      So this is the 104th game?

  3. Civ V almost here. by riskeetee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to say goodbye to the wife and kids...

    1. Re:Civ V almost here. by capo_dei_capi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course you have to play it with your "wife", at least until they develop a hands-free computer interface.

    2. Re:Civ V almost here. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny

      > ditch the kids though, especially if their too young.

      Too young? Don't worry, time passes swiftly when you play Civ.

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  4. I can't wait...... by drc003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to tell my wife: "Just one more turn" 15 or 20 times in a row before...


    ...she just gives up and falls asleep.

    1. Re:I can't wait...... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...to tell my wife: "Just one more turn" 15 or 20 times in a row before... ...she just gives up and falls asleep.

      You stud you. 3-4 more turns is good but 15-20 more. Wow!

      Wait you mean a game. Carry on.

  5. No comments yet? by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is everyone RTFA?

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  6. Civ V: Off The Grid! by InfinityWpi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm actually looking forward to some of these changes now... paying upkeep for roads makes sense to me. They're more like interstate highways now, not the roads that go every-which-way. The new way to expand your cities and develop culture sound good, too.

    Well, there goes part of my 2010 and all of my 2011... just need to get a machine that can handle 3D graphics to play it, now...

  7. meh by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a long hiatus from Civ II to Civ IV, and when I finally tried the latter I found it dull. The updates don't seem to add anything interesting, and haven't been any more fun than the original, or FreeCiv.

    Is there some reason we should expect more from V?

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    1. Re:meh by Feyshtey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually found CivIII to be the most annoying of the franchise. I just couldn't get into it at all. Civ II and IV, while having some failing points, are superior to III IMO.

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    2. Re:meh by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but I think the consensus was that Civ IV was a flop

      Source?

      Anecdotal, obviously, but I don't know anyone who doesn't think 4 is the best one. I'm still playing it regularly (some single player, some multi with wife + friends) and if 5 isn't great I probably won't stop.

    3. Re:meh by a_ghostwheel · · Score: 3, Informative

      GalCiv 2 is there to satisfy "Masters of Orion" hunger - not Civilization :).

  8. The Tags are getting more absurd each day by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "alternatehistory" - really?

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  9. I liked to conquer the Chinese by tempest69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I always felt the need to conquer them two hours later.

  10. Great... by DarthBling · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... another installment of Civilazation. I already know I have the leadership skills of Dan Quayle. Do I have to be reminded again?

    1. Re:Great... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... another installment of Civilazation. I already know I have the leadership skills of Dan Quayle. Do I have to be reminded again?

      Props for mis-spelling a random word in a Dan Quayle joke.

  11. Not sure about the new look by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The nice thing about Civ4 and earlier was that the appearance of the land quickly and clearly conveyed information about what was there and its role in game terms. In an effort to make the landscape look more natural, I worry that this information might be more hidden. If so, that would be a bad decision.

  12. It's true, I'm perverted by dziban303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I want to have sex with this game.

    I want it to bear my kittens.

  13. Hex! by Saysys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The biggest change in Civ V is that the Civilization world is no longer sliced into squares. It is composed of hexagons."

    This change is about 15 years late... but most welcome

    1. Re:Hex! by cowscows · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm about to blow your mind. In the previous versions, if you can figure out how to use the number pad (or mouse) instead of your arrow keys, you can move diagonally. Woah.

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  14. Re:Only Nine Hours? by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He did say it was a small map on standard w/ Chieftain difficulty, and he was probably rushing so he could write up a review.

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  15. Re:Civilization by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You had completely the wrong solution to this situation: Better would be to sell your Civ game to a jerk with higher grades than you for $45. Still cheaper than the full $50 for him, recovers your grades, ruins his, and means you only lost $5.

    Oh, and if you play real life like you would Civ, then club him over the head and take the game back, then repeat the process with another person you don't like.

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  16. Re:I can't wait... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, that was just like the comment you made on your last turn.

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  17. Re:Time to repeat the brief love affair. by quantumplacet · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you play Civ IV? There absolutely was no "one true path" in that game. Particularly with all the expansions and on the hardest difficulty, you absolutely had to play to your particular civs strength, and trying to get different victory conditions with each of the different civs was always a challenge. On top of that, playing the same civ with a different leader could be a very different experience.

  18. Re:C64 by Zedrick · · Score: 3, Informative

    Huh? Civilization was never released on the C64. Perhaps you're confusing it with the Amiga version.

  19. Re:Linux? by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Windows only at launch, OS X version may eventually be released at some point in the future. No Linux version mentioned.

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  20. Pet Peeve by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do so many people insist on using the roman numerals in casual conversation? The creators use them in the official titles for media because it looks "prettier" on a box or a poster or a movie screen, but roman numerals are unarguably inferior for actual communication. There's a reason we ditched that system for general use and went with arabic numerals a long time ago.

    What's especially vexing is people who abbreviate the title but still insist on using the roman numerals. FF XIII, DQ IX, Civ V. If you're _already_ trying to simplify the name then using arabic numerals will always be more clear and will often save space/characters as well. FF 13, DQ 9, Civ 5.

    Making things more difficult for yourself and for everyone else reading whatever you have to say in the name of a cheap marketing gimmick is just dumb!

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    1. Re:Pet Peeve by osu-neko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Positional notation is unarguably better for doing mathematics, particularly on paper. For communications purposes, however, any arbitrary system for representing numbers is fine, and there is no advantage of one over the other for communication purposes save familiarity with the system by the intended reader. It is often assumed that any reasonably literate person can at least read from I to XII as easily in roman numerals as in arabic numerals, as these are the twelve numbers you see written on a clock face. It's also assumed that people can read clocks. I know in modern times there are a lot of particularly dull people who can't do either, but that's another issue entirely. In any case, I object to the notion that communications should always be dumbed-down for the sake of the semi-literate.

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    2. Re:Pet Peeve by atrain728 · · Score: 3, Funny

      MMVII and MMVIII would like to have a word with you.

  21. if I had mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would mod you +IV Interesting.

    1. Re:if I had mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's change the slashdot moderation system to use roman numerals just to piss off Daetrin.

    2. Re:if I had mod points... by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfffft. You're just hoping for a +V Funny.

  22. Re:No not again... by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you've even lost a vowel.

  23. Re:Yay, FireAxis by edjs · · Score: 3, Informative

    Per the CivIV Complete box: 1.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent, 512 MB RAM, 3.8 GB hard drive space, and DirectX 9.0c compatible 64 MB video card with Shader 1.1 support or better.

  24. Steam only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have to have a steam account to install it on your computer. Major turn off.