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100-Sq.-Mile Ice Island Breaks Off Greenland Glacier

suraj.sun sends word of a 100-sq.-mile (260-sq.-km) ice island that broke off of a Greenland glacier on Thursday. "The block of ice separated from the Petermann Glacier, on the north-west coast of Greenland. It is the largest Arctic iceberg to calve since 1962... The ice could become frozen in place over winter or escape into the waters between Greenland and Canada. ... [NASA satellite] images showed that Petermann Glacier lost about one-quarter of its 70-km-long (43-mile) floating ice shelf. There was enough fresh water locked up in the ice island to 'keep all US public tap water flowing for 120 days,' said Prof Muenchow." The Montreal Gazette has more details and implications for Canadian shipping and oil exploration, along with this telling detail: "the ice island’s thickness [is] more than 200 metres in some places... [or] half the height of the Empire State Building." The NY Times has a good satellite photo of the situation.

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  1. Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is the largest Arctic iceberg to calve since 1962...

    1. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hardy har har.

      What part of "Greenland has for years been shedding ice faster than the rate at which accumulating snow adds to the overall bulk of its ice sheet" do you morons fail to understand?

    2. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, this is a sign of AGW.

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    3. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hardy har har.

      What part of "Greenland has for years been shedding ice faster than the rate at which accumulating snow adds to the overall bulk of its ice sheet" do you morons fail to understand?

      The part where it's been demonstrably proven beyond any reasonable doubt, by people who have no agenda and no connections to anyone with an agenda such as implementing new and unusual taxes, that never before in the history of Earth has Greenland shed ice faster than it could accumulate. Because otherwise there's the idea that this happens in cycles, that the Earth has seen warm periods and ice ages long before humans were around, and that during entry into a warm period the loss of ice faster than it is deposited is precisely what you would expect to see.

      Just that little part that us morons fail to understand. Y'know, the part that you morons refuse to acknowledge or perceive as a serious issue pertaining to your view of this subject.

    4. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And, BTW, ice cover has increased since 2007... is that a sign of Global Cooling?

      Oh, I just love this argument. It's based on the fact that arctic sea ice is declining to unprecedented levels according to studies using every piece of data and proxy data known, as documented in dozens of peer-reviewed studies, but at the same time, Antarctic ice is increasing, and at times, the combined average is higher than the previous combined average. Never mind that Antarctic sea ice increase is a *forecast* of AGW due to the increased snowfall and increase in flow rates of its glaciers, while Artic sea ice is declining, as expected.

      The argument can basically be summed up as this:

      Nurse: Doctor! The patient in room 1 has a temperature of 103.6! And the temperature of the patient in room 2 is down to 93.6!
      Doctor: Perfect -- they average out to normal!

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    5. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, we had this thing called an Ice Age and it put a ton of ice in places where historically there wasn't a ton of ice.

      Over the last 12-14,000 some of that ice has been melting, then growing back, but generally melting.

    6. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It is just a sign that journalists think the public can't understand scientific units. This Manhattan sized icesheet that has half depth equivalent of the height of the Empire State Building has enough volume to supply the tap water for the US for 1/3 of a year. It is also has twice the albedo of a baseball.

    7. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      Right, because global warming predicts that all weather will cease to exist, right?

      Seriously, what sort of idiot thinks that there will be no randomness from year to year? Climate is about *averages*. And the trends are clear.

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    8. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The average temperature at the peak of the last glaciation was 8-9C colder than the modern era. In one century, the "business as usual" scenario will lead to over 5-7C warming (our current rate of rise is about 2C per century, but not only are emissions rising, but we're currently having to overcome the planet's thermal inertia).

      It's not *that* the temperatures are rising that's the problem. It's the *rate* that's the problem.

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    9. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by arcite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have an ID that clearly shows you have been around for a long time. Yet you post such an inanely stupid comment. It's like rationalizing that while humans are directly causing thousands of species to go extinct every year (true), everything will be OK because in a few million years they will just evolve again. Do humans have life spans of 1000s of years? We each live on this planet for a finite amount of time. We now find that we are causing changes to accelerate which will cause us great challenges. Where is my arranging deckchairs on the Titanic analogy, I need it again!

    10. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First off, the frog thing is just a myth. Second, life can adapt, but only with time.

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    11. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What about this trend?

    12. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Informative

      And, BTW, ice cover has increased since 2007... is that a sign of Global Cooling?

      The extent of the ice cap is not the only way to measure the ice cover in the arctic. Probably more important is the quality and the volume of the ice at the polar cap.

      By the way, ice 'extent' is different than the 'area' covered by ice. 'Extent' is what is often quoted, not 'area'. Extent is measured like this: If a grid square being examined has more than 15% ice then it is considered ice covered. So if you had two grids being examined of say 10 sq km each, one being covered 80% by ice and the other being 16% covered by ice, the measurements would say that the ice extent or extent of ice coverage is 20 sq km, when the area would be more like 9.6 sq km. Because this is measured by satellite, grids for study are normally more like 25 or more sq km. Argument can be made to use extent over area since sometimes melt water over ice can be interpreted by the analysis software as being open water. Not always but sometimes; so they use extent to be on the safe side.

      What many leave out is analysis of data from satellites that provide measurement of ice thickness. The linked web site addresses this somewhat. I have read about and seen information mentioned more and more on this for at least the last five or six years (and to be sure, the real experts have been looking at this for years). It looks like even if the ice extent is greater this year than in 2007, it is still about 1.6 million sq km less than the 1979 to 2000 average; and more importantly, the current volume of arctic ice is the lowest on record.

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    13. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I keep hearing this same quote inspite of record declines in summer ice in the arctic. The problem with the anti global warming crowd is they take one piece of evidence then draw a conclusion and ignore the other 99%. Forget the arctic how warm was your summer? I live in rural mid Maine and we had it hit 90 in May. Normally we'd get a couple of 90 days all year yet we had a lot of them this year. The last heavy snow fall was in early February. We're supposed to get heavy snows all through February into March and it can snow in a normal year in April. I've never seen weather like this and most everyone old enough to remember agrees with me the trend started back in the 60s and really got obvious in the last ten years. If you don't want to believe in global warming then no amount of evidence will convince you. The stance that it's a normal trend is equally wrong because the trend was towards cooling but it reversed itself in the mid 1800s then took off the second half of the last century. The change has gotten obvious to the average person in the last ten years. If you don't want to change your lifestyle just use that as your reason you don't have to try to find some oddball piece of evidence to rationalize not changing.

    14. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by allawalla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I might be dipping my toe in very hot water, but... is it really true that the earth has never warmed this much, this fast in its entire recent history (meaning when large animals of some sort or another were around)? It seems pretty statistically unlikely, but that's just a guess.

    15. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      skepticalscience.com

      It's not fair that these guys took the word "skeptical" which is supposed to mean "don't believe in Global Warming, Evolution, Keynesean economics or Obama's birth certificate and made a site that takes global warming seriously.

      That's bait and switch right thar.

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    16. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Surt · · Score: 1

      It would only be statistically unlikely if you believe that 'natural' cycles have as large an impact as all of human industry.

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    17. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because if the planet were really warming, the temperature would be going down monotonically. Sort of like how every day in October is colder than the last one, without exception.

    18. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by offrdbandit · · Score: 1

      Your analogy is erroneous in that there is no such thing as "normal" weather or "normal" climate. Human body temperatures don't fluctuate noticeably unless there is a problem (to which you allude). The same cannot be said for weather or climate. By the way: "proxy data" is laughable. I'll just leave it at that.

    19. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Surt · · Score: 1

      My summer was chilly. Record cold temperatures all through the sf bay area of California.

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    20. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "What many leave out is analysis of data from satellites that provide measurement of ice thickness."

      A video that I shamelesly "stole" from NASA shows animated ice volume data from military satelites for the period 1981-2009.

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    21. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Never mind that Antarctic sea ice increase is a *forecast* of AGW

      I believe you meant 'GW' (Global Warming). The 'A' in AGW just stands for Anthropogenic - as in caused or largely influenced by humans; clearly, no such phenomenon could be a forecast of AGW in particular as any type of GW would be a candidate for that role.

      I agree with your post, but scientists are already the target of extreme nitpicking from those who disagree.. and while being critical is commendable, I think you know as well as I do that they're just looking for any excuse to deny 'X', wherever 'X' is something that would (lead to things that would) affect them immediately, and do so vocally with many a broadcaster eager to give them a disproportionate voice, so that they can continue to live in relative ignorant bliss... let's not give them ammunition to do so by mixing GW with AGW, Climate Change, etc.

    22. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      During the Younger Dryas periods we may have seen 10-15C shifts, warmer and colder, in 20-30 years

    23. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by thestuckmud · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure, 2007 may have been unusual with arctic ice cover well below the trend line (which can be seen halfway down this page). This is hardly evidence of a reversal of the trend. GP is correct in describing the continuing decline in arctic ice cover as "unprecedented".

    24. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I didn't say a damned thing about humans having 1000 year life expectancies or rationalizing anything about future species proliferation.

      All I commented on was the the glaciers of Greenland, and other places, are ice age remnants from the Last glacial period.

      Explain to me how glaciers in low latitudes are not ice age remnants.

    25. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If it's about averages, then you have to set the bar for the average. You can say a 30 year average is significant, or a 60 year average, or a 600 year average, or a 6,000 year average. Which are you going to choose? The problem here is we don't have reliable data for the average that may be significant, so no conclusions can be drawn. And how are you going to compare and contrast the Medieval Warming Period (for example), with today's warming? What about the Little Ice Age? Why is your "average" today so much more significant than the averages of the past, which were if anything more extreme than they are now?
      On point of the original post: ice shelves calve. There are momentous dynamic forces at play here. The surface air temperature really has nothing to do with it whatsoever. It would still calve in the absence of any atmosphere at all.

    26. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      thank you.

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    27. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hardburn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      During the Younger Dryas, there were large amounts of extinctions throughout N. America, and forests in Scandinavia were replaced with glaciers.

      Yes, there have been periods of abrupt climate change in Earth's history that have happened without human involvement. Regardless of cause, they are invariably followed by a large list of bad things happening, with very few good things.

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    28. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The earth appears to be getting warmer, on average; therefore it must be AGW. Nice argument. And I suppose next you're going to tell me that humans exist, therefore we must have been created by God.

    29. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Qantravon · · Score: 1

      Actually, human body temperature is constantly fluctuating throughout the day. It's not a whole lot, but it is noticeable.

    30. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you join those who went snowboarding in July in California? No, I'm not kidding.

    31. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      Following the Younger Dryas humans were able to develop civilization, cities and everything else up to and including internet p0rn, so I reckon alot of "good things" happened.

    32. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by daveime · · Score: 1

      It is statistically unlikely when you only base your statistics on temperature records since 1950 ...

    33. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Here's a better graph of sea ice. It's actually greater now than it has been than in the past 30 years.

      http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/global.daily.ice.area.withtrend.jpg

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    34. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      Um Greenland is hardly "low latitude". Here's a reference point.

      http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=greenland&sll=1.406109,-49.921875&sspn=177.148757,193.359375&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Greenland&t=h&z=3

      While a good deal of the ice is remnants of time gone by, when the time is long and the ice starts leaving it means something is changing.

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    35. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

      I really like your straw man attacks on someone's straw man attacks.

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    36. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by XSpud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's a better graph of sea ice. It's actually greater now than it has been than in the past 30 years.

      http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/global.daily.ice.area.withtrend.jpg

      +1 informative for the posting the link, -1 interpretation for implying the opposite of what the graph shows.

    37. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's probably true, however unlikely it seems to you, but one of the best proofs doesn't come from animals. Plants don't wander around - Once a tree grows in a spot, it's committed. Some plants in particular drop heavy nuts or seeds that will only get transported as far as animals will move them at the very most, and some spread by runners or similar methods that mean the offspring will always be close to the parent and moving across large distances takes many generations. For one example that's been particularly useful to biologists, evergreens that live on tops of mountains above the deciduous tree line usually stay there unless the climate gets so warm that tree-line moves higher than the mountaintop. Climate change at one rate may let some of these species relocate, but at a faster rate will simply wipe them out locally. In the same way, some plant diseases may spread widely only if the tree-line becomes so low, the mountain peaks are all connected. That's a distinctive, temperature related effect. We can look at plant fossils and make some pretty good estimates of how long it took for prehistoric changes, in particular, there are formulas based on longevity and reproductive frequency that hold if species X stays viable in some area for Y time, the rate of change had to be slower than Z. I't's a pretty good argument if species are now going locally extinct at 10xZ or 50xZ rate, that nothing like that has happened in pre human times, or we wouldn't have living examples of those species. Because some of the currently observed rates can be tens or more times faster than the prehistoric rates, rather than just, say 50% faster, it's considered an unambiguous type of evidence.
              To be fair, even this line of reasoning takes a lot of crosschecking. Plenty of legitimate scientific disputes exist over just how big a locale is meaningful, or how many different species should be checked before the results deserve a certain level of confidence, or whether the scars left by a particular plant disease are uniformly distinctive. For some cases, scientists do have to consider other events that may have happened that fast in prehistoric times (Dinos weren't the only thing clobbered by that asteroid 60 million years ago). So, it may be only fair to say, "unless the Cretacious extinctions were really caused by some sort of warming cycle and not a massive shield volcano super-eruption, asteroid impacts, or alien trophy hunters, nothing like this, this fast, has ever happened before." But, within limits such as that, the evidence is mounting.

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    38. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I might be dipping my toe in very hot water, but... is it really true that the earth has never warmed this much, this fast in its entire recent history (meaning when large animals of some sort or another were around)? It seems pretty statistically unlikely, but that's just a guess.

      It's not true. The Earth warmed this much, and this fast, from 1900 to 1945. Is that recent enough? There also have been several more significant warmings in the past 15,000 years. It's not hard to find them.

    39. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by dryeo · · Score: 1

      The surface air temperature really has nothing to do with it whatsoever. It would still calve in the absence of any atmosphere at all.

      Without any atmosphere at all the global temperature would be 40 kelvins colder due to no green house affect and the oceans would be frozen. I don't see how ice shelves would calve then.

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    40. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Inventions of necessity, and then only for certain civilizations. Human civs that weren't able to develop it went into decline like so many other species at the time.

      Picking out the few things that went right in the Younger Dryas is like saying the Tacoma Narrows Bridge was successful in being a bridge for about 120 days.

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    41. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ooh, Watts -- everybody's favorite college-dropout electrical engineer who likes to play climatologist and who pretends to be a certified meteorologist!

      What a great link -- is it Lets Cherry Pick Data And Then Pretend That It Overrides Peer-Reviewed Analysis time again already?

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    42. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what latitude Greenland is. Before the recent ice ages, from modeling and geological samples, there isn't much proof of wide spread glaciers beyond about 10-25 degrees of the poles.

      I'm in Anchorage, 29 degrees south of the pole and we have glaciers close by. Heck I can drive to 5-6 within an hour of my house.

      Theres alot of press about the glaciers at Glacier National Park fading, well they are also ice age remnants, they've been there as remnants for about 12-14,000 years.

      The "changes" have been going on for 12-14,000 years, after over a million years of wide spread ice ages.

      The geological record of the Older and Younger Dryas show that rapid change isn't unusual and doesn't mean man caused it.

    43. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The Tacoma Narrows Bridge has been a successful bridge since 1950 and I drove over it 10 days ago.

      Or do you mean the Tacoma Narrows Bridge that failed in November 1940?

    44. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm perfectly willing to accept that there have been wide temperature variations in the past. I'm no geologist nor climatologist, but I would have assumed that. However, those variations have do nothing with AWG as far as confirming or denying it.

      What I do know is the graphs climatologists present about global warming(like the so-called "hockey stick graph") and the correlation between between such graphs and industrialization is quite troubling.

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    45. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by MisinformedOne · · Score: 1

      It's like rationalizing that while humans are directly causing thousands of species to go extinct every year (true),

      Stuff like this is why we have global warming deniers. Wild exaggerations (or outright lying) doesn't help the cause.

    46. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      If it's about averages, then you have to set the bar for the average. You can say a 30 year average is significant, or a 60 year average, or a 600 year average, or a 6,000 year average.

      No, that would be called "making things up". Statistical significance requires statistical evidence. And we have ample evidence that the planet's temperature is dominated on the inter-annual scale by ENSO, and to a lesser extent, by other factors, but is dominated by AGW on the multi-decadal scale.

      We have tons of data on ice extent. Most people know that, back to 1979, we have a beautiful record of satellite readings with only small holes. But there's a lot more.

      Before that, we have sailing logs and logs from Arctic cities for the arrival and departure of ice. A particularly good source of data is the records from the US and Soviet navies' submarine fleets, which has been made available to researchers. There's direct written records from sailors all the way back to the dark ages, although these progressively become much patchier and are usually only good for localized ice extent.

      From coastal records, the data dates back as far. Starting in the late 1800s, it becomes very good, and is near complete starting in the 1950s. Iceland has a good 1,200 year record.

      Probably the best long-term record we have is that of sediment cores, and just recently we've started getting an increasingly number of papers on the subject (due to the hostility of the region, only readily have many cores become available). Here's a good review. There are several types of sediment proxies.

      The first includes the deposition of ice-rafted debris. Large grains of minerals don't just appear in the middle of the ocean. They're too big to blow and too heavy to float. We observe the process of ice rafted debris being deposited in present day. The debris comes in two types: smaller grains from coastal margins, and larger grains from icebergs. The size, shapes, chemical signatures, and surface characteristics of the grains bear hallmarks of their origins and of the type of ice conditions at the time.

      A second source of data in sediment cores is that of microfossils. Different types of plankton have different habitats in which they can live (i.e., some can live under ice, others can't) and known sedimentation and preservation rates. A third, and similar, technique involves the fossils of bottom-dwelling organisms. This may seem odd, as they're not directly affected by the ice -- but they're *hugely* indirectly affected. Very little organic matter, which such organisms eat, is deposited beneath the ice sheet; however, vast quantities are deposited around the edges of the ice, and a normal amount beyond it. Their populations are shown to well correlate with ice cover.

      A fourth technique, like the above, involves the amount of organic matter itself deposited. Beyond just quantity, you can look at chemistry -- for example, there are chemical biomarkers for diatoms that live in sea ice.

      At the coasts, you have a lot more data, as sea ice has significant affects on the land when it touches. This affects everything from whalebone to large mollusks to driftwood to plant matter and so forth. Even arctic tree records provide significant data, as arctic trees do not survive along coasts perennially lined with ice.

      Concerning driftwood: wood cannot pass through ice. Driftwood floats, becomes waterlogged, and sinks in open water. Driftwood entrained in sea ice collects in quantity at the ice margin, and corresondingly sinks in quantity at such locations. Massive quantities of driftwood fossils are available.

      Various types of sea mammals closely correspond with the ice margins -- polar bears, various species of seals, walrus, narwhal, beluga, and bowhead. T

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    47. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      The last time that what we are recreating right now occurred was the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, 55.8 mya.

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    48. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Back east has been warmer this summer. But, the west has been cooler and wetter this spring and summer. So I'll trade your local weather anomaly for mine.

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    49. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      The "Younger Dryas" is only well defined and was only severe within a rather small region -- namely, the tail end of the Gulf Stream. The abrupt termination is likely due to a sudden drop in flow from the Gulf Stream due to a massive, catastrophic disruption of the planet's climate system caused by the draining of a lake holding more water than all of today's lakes combined, after a glacial dam burst. Current data suggests that there was no Younger Dryas event in much of the southern hemisphere, and most northern hemisphere signatures are weak and offset. But indeed, it was extremely severe for the areas it affected.

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    50. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which would be a valid argument if that's what scientists were actually doing. The early 20th century warming is a combination of several factors -- first, a strong shift in the PDO, and then followed by not only a decline in PDO, but a rapid increase in global industrialization. The latter might seem like it would have just the opposite effect, but you have to remember that until the 1960s/1970s, there was very little regulations on power plant emissions. While CO2 causes warming, it has to accumulate for this to happen. Far more rapid is the cooling effects of chemicals like sulfur dioxide, which were emitted en masse until the first world started mandating scrubbers on its power plants. While SOx has a relatively short (compared to CO2) residency, so it's really just a masking of the real climate, its affects are quite powerful.

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    51. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not at all. The *reasons* for the warming involve a breakdown of the strength of dozens of different forcings factors, and then looking at them and figuring out why they're changing. I can go into more detail if you'd like.

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    52. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The Younger Dryas was severe in Central and Western Europe and the Eastern, Central and Western parts of North America.

      So as someone who lives in the Western parts of North America, I'm surprised to hear it's on the tail end of the Gulf Stream.

      Oh, don't forget the Huelmo/Mascardi Cold Reversal in the Southern Hemisphere started slightly before the Younger Dryas and ended at the same time.

    53. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ack -- most of that post was supposed to go in a reply to someone else. :P Oh well.

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    54. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not true. The Earth warmed this much, and this fast, from 1900 to 1945

      No, today's warming is faster.

      The early 20th century warming is a combination of several factors -- first, a strong shift in the PDO, and then followed by not only a decline in PDO, but a rapid increase in global industrialization. The latter might seem like it would have just the opposite effect, but you have to remember that until the 1960s/1970s, there was very little regulations on power plant emissions. While CO2 causes warming, it has to accumulate for this to happen. Far more rapid is the cooling effects of chemicals like sulfur dioxide, which were emitted en masse until the first world started mandating scrubbers on its power plants. While SOx has a relatively short (compared to CO2) residency, so it's really just a masking of the real climate, its affects are quite powerful.

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    55. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by uncqual · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans, unfortunately, are not very good at evolving - esp. in modern societies.

      Biologically we are not very good at evolving...

      We breed rather late in life and we spend a lot of energy on each offspring - probably necessary as humans have so few multiple births. This means there are not that many "experiments" so the opportunity for mutations, both favorable and unfavorable to current or future conditions, are limited. Effective evolution relies on many experiments.

      Human's have relatively long gestation periods - this limits the number of "experiments" even further.

      Then we go and make human evolution even harder with social and "moral" constraints...

      The more advanced the society, generally the fewer offspring each female has (i.e., less experiments per breeding cycle - with opportunity for both "good" and "bad" outcomes) and the later in life they breed (i.e., fewer breeding cycles per unit time). These factors conspire to further reduce the number of experiments and stymie evolution yet more.

      Even worse, we interfere with "natural selection" and actually actively try to eliminate it. The more "advanced" the human society, the more likely we are to keep premature babies alive, mask over various genetic weaknesses with medications and treatments. This results in increasing weakness in each generation as these who avoided the brutal effectiveness of natural selection live to generate yet another even weaker generation.

      In advanced societies, we also favor technological solutions over natural selection - if the climate gets colder and colder, we would build buildings and communities with thicker and thicker walls and more and more powerful fusion reactors to keep us warm rather than strongly favoring, via survival, those in each generation those who are most adapted to the cooling environment (by tending to grow fur for example). Societies whose survival is based on heavy infrastructure will eventually be unable to build enough new infrastructure to keep ahead of the environmental changes but they will probably die off due to political mismanagement before then (the Bureau of Fusion will fail to maintain the reactors because the Secretary of Fusion, reporting to some dictator in some 30 year period, will spend all the money on babes, booze, and partying instead on reactor maintenance and the reactors will eventually all fail leaving everyone in the community dead -- albeit, the dictator's favs will be the last to go as they huddle around the last working reactor - killing anyone who tries to shoehorn in on them).

      The brutal truth... The cockroaches and ants (or their direct descendants) will be happily infesting the Earth long after all human lineages have become extinct on Earth and will be almost completely unaffected by natural and human induced environmental changes that wiped out all humans millions of years earlier.

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    56. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Younger Dryas was severe in Central and Western Europe and the Eastern, Central and Western parts of North America.

      The strongest effects were in Greenland and Iceland. Lesser but still major effects were in western Europe and northeastern North America. There were still lesser ripple affects all across the higher latitudes of the Northern Hemisphere. However, the global average temperature decline during the YD is estimated at only 0.6C. It was a change in heat transport event.

      I don't know about you, but I'd call having a veritable freshwater sea the size of California suddenly drain into the ocean to be a pretty radical event.

      Oh, don't forget the Huelmo/Mascardi Cold Reversal in the Southern Hemisphere started slightly before the Younger Dryas and ended at the same time.

      And was much slower and milder. IMHO, it's pretty hard to call it the same event.

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    57. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When all else fails, there's always ad hominem attacks. If you desire to attack the substance of the claim, how about starting with the data quoted at the end? I mean, it was made by such a dullard and a loser, so you should be able to dispatch with his pathetic claims in a matter seconds.

    58. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm interested to read your response to this comment.

    59. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The other thing to consider is that Life, as a whole, can & will adapt. Individual species may or may not be able to - many will not, and will become extinct.

      The multi-trillion dollar question: which group will Homo Sapiens be in?

    60. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      I really don't have time to contact the author and ask them about the correlation between their approach and the more complicated approach and what data exists on it. Which would be the logical next step. Feel free to do so yourself and post the results of the discussion.

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    61. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by LKM · · Score: 1

      Analogies are not straw men. GP didn't say that anyone had the beliefs he came up with. He said "if you believe what you believe, then, using the same logic, the following clearly absurd things could also be said, hence the logic of your beliefs must contain flaws."

    62. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The "data quoted at the end"? What end? It's a looping image (really annoying, by the way). And it's still cherry-picking. Individual ice cores for a single location do not a planetwide temperature average represent; that's what peer-reviewed papers on reconstructions using *all* available data are for.

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    63. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peers = friends
      Using all date = secret formula

    64. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thousands of species to go extinct every year (true)

      You might want to look up the origins of that claim. You'll be surprised at how often something that badly researched can get quoted.

      (It also fails the "base frequency" fallacy)

    65. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Troed · · Score: 1

      Before that, we have sailing logs and logs from Arctic cities for the arrival and departure of ice

      Yes, we have, and those do not support claims that arctic ice is in some sort of rapid unprecedented decline. On the contrary, we have photos of an "ice free north pole" from the last century.

      we have ample evidence that the planet's temperature is dominated on the inter-annual scale by ENSO, and to a lesser extent, by other factors, but is dominated by AGW on the multi-decadal scale.

      You seem to forget about the PDO, the AMO, the AO etc. Those seem to (e.g. correlate well) with multi-decadal variations.

    66. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hidave · · Score: 2, Informative

      A recent article in Discover magazine pointed out that the rate of human evolution is actually increasing, and provided several examples. The main reason for his is that there are so many humans around. One example (from memory) was that all humans were lactose intolerant 5,000 years ago, but now only 20% are. And there was another pointing out how sperm had significantly mutated in the past 2,000 years. I know this seems to go against logic, but the author has the credentials and the proof. This was about four issues ago.

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    67. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by the_one(2) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is quite a bit of bullshit. Evolution is slow, wasteful and undirected. Technology is rapid, efficient and directed. It's stupid to let people die from the cold for generations when you can simply put on a damn coat.

      Even worse, we interfere with "natural selection" and actually actively try to eliminate it. The more "advanced" the human society, the more likely we are to keep premature babies alive, mask over various genetic weaknesses with medications and treatments. This results in increasing weakness in each generation as these who avoided the brutal effectiveness of natural selection live to generate yet another even weaker generation.

      You make it sound like evolution has a goal, that generations get "weaker" (whatever the hell that means) because of lack of natural selection. Generally, diversity is good (especially if you want evolution as you claim). It should also be pointed out that evolution is not dead; people don't generally choose to procreate with weak/sickly people/people with horrible deformities, giving them less chance to pass on their genes

    68. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Peer-reviewed studies of glaciers profoundly disagree with you.

      Whenever someone says, "peer review", I imagine a group of Climate Scientists sitting around a table, throwing out papers they don't agree with and accepting ones they do. The fact that you think the calving of a giant ice island many times larger than Manhattan doesn't happen in the absence of 0.5 degree of surface air warming shows what a crock of shit this whole subject is and also shows your unbelievable credulity in the face of Green Propaganda. It's just not credible to say that that this is anything other than a completely normal occurrence.

      Moreover, as current temperature changes are well within the bounds of natural variability, all of these other techniques you're expounding here, which may or may not be relevant (I doubt they are relevant given that Climate Scientists can apparently re-construct the entire Northern Hemisphere temperature history from a single tree core in Siberia, using statistical "magic" and a very special tree) are nothing more than the reading of chicken's entrails followed by the promotion of said entrails in the promotion of some political cause.

      In my humble opinion most if not all of Climate Science is complete and utter bollocks.

    69. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      I don't see how ice shelves would calve then.

      The distribution of mass is the key feature here. It's called Gravity.

    70. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by fritsd · · Score: 1

      That was an interesting graph, but from what I could read (it went past really quickly), it showed that the current "hockey stick" is nothing compared to much larger fluctuations *in a single location in central Greenland*.
      What is the current viewpoint on the relationship between temperatures at a single location, and the global warming which is the issue we're talking about?
      It seems to me, that global changes are much slower and can only be influenced by large events (such as producing 21 billion tonnes of CO2 per year from burning fossil fuels), whereas local changes can be influenced by smaller-scale catastrophic events (think lakes drying up, or Pompeii's local temperature changing from to 23 C to 250 C in August 79)

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    71. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by budgenator · · Score: 1

      That would be correct if the assumptions are correct, such as
      1. the rate of warming is 2C/100yr from a linear base rather than a 0.12C increase from a double sinusoidal base with periods of 30 and 60 years,
      2. the rate of warming will remain constant or increase for centuries rather than running into an increasing negative feedback;
      3. that the marginal effect of each increment of CO2 increase is the same rather than diminishing.

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    72. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Humans, unfortunately, are not very good at evolving - esp. in modern societies.

      Maybe so but Human are much better at thinking of ways to make evolution unnecessary, and getting Humans to think alike is like herding cats; some is going to figure it out, some are not.

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    73. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whenever someone says, "peer review", I imagine a group of Climate Scientists sitting around a table, throwing out papers they don't agree with and accepting ones they do."

      LOL!

      You just wrote that you don't understand a thing about the peer review.

    74. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, Watts -- everybody's favorite college-dropout electrical engineer who likes to play climatologist and who pretends to be a certified meteorologist!

      What a great link -- is it Lets Cherry Pick Data And Then Pretend That It Overrides Peer-Reviewed Analysis time again already?

      Protip: Nothing like a good argument ad hominem to completely invalidate the rest of your message.

    75. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I guess that this must be a sign the AGW is over then?

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    76. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the point was to point out the foolishness of invoking strawmen, not to burn one and erect another. A form of reductio ad absurdum, if you will.

    77. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what sort of idiot thinks that there will be no randomness from year to year? Climate is about *averages*.

      Sadly, that would be most of the public. Only us science geeks know (or care) about the difference between climate and weather. To the vast majority of the public, they're the same thing. That's why every winter you get the predictable "Gee, it's X degrees below average this winter here — global warming must be wrong" stories.

      -JS

    78. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American Journal of Homeopathic Medicine (AJHM) is a peer-reviewed scientific journal, specifically intended to meet the needs of physicians involved in the specialty of homeopathy. The editor invites original manuscripts, feature articles, research reports, 'Homeopathic Grand Rounds' cases studies, abbreviated case reports for 'Clinical Snapshots,' seminar reports, and position papers that focus on homeopathy, as well as book reviews and letters to the editor. The American Journal of Homeopathic Medicine

      one man's peer reviewed is another's crony reviewed

    79. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "A recent article in Discover magazine pointed out that the rate of human evolution is actually increasing [...] One example (from memory) was that all humans were lactose intolerant 5,000 years ago, but now only 20% are. "

      If really *all* humans were lactose intolerant (which I doubt) this would be indeed evolution. If only a majority were, it's not evolution it is "mere" breed selection.

      "I know this seems to go against logic"

      In fact it is not. Evolution is "just" mutation accumulation. Since society allows for more mutations to be somehow "neutral" (not bad enough to drastically reduce your chances to produce offspring) it's obvious that variation accumulation (thus, evolution) must increase.

    80. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by budgenator · · Score: 1

      We're getting off light, Snow in Brazil, below zero Celsius in the River Plate and tropical fish frozen, 1 Million Fish Dead in Bolivian Ecological Disaster (3 Aug. 2010 - Update: The number of dead fish and other water-dependent wildlife has increased to about 6 million.) watch the video, the images transcend any language barrier. While it's been cool in North America, a -16F temp anomaly isn't as devastating in the temperate regions as the -10C anomaly in the tropics and equatorial regions.

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    81. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      Right. Because the American Journal of Homeopathic Medicine is the same as Science and Nature.

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    82. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      People deserve to know who they're sourcing.

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    83. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have, and those do not support claims that arctic ice is in some sort of rapid unprecedented decline.

      The peer-reviewed studies profoundly disagree with you.

      On the contrary, we have photos of an "ice free north pole" from the last century.

      1) One location != arctic sea ice extent.
      2) Weather != climate
      3) In the past several million years, the North Pole has not been exposed due to large-scale melting, although it has been exposed periodically due to fractures in the ice. It still has not, although it's getting closer every year.

      You seem to forget about the PDO, the AMO, the AO etc. Those seem to (e.g. correlate well) with multi-decadal variations.

      According to peer-review, they are much smaller than the climate signal. For example, here's PDO vs. temperature. In recent decades, it's totally overwhelmed by the AGW signal.

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    84. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      This is quite a bit of bullshit. Evolution is slow, wasteful and undirected. Technology is rapid, efficient and directed. It's stupid to let people die from the cold for generations when you can simply put on a damn coat.

      Okay, do you volunteer to airlift out every last road and skyscraper out of every low lying area on the planet and relocate them up north?

      Human society is based on effectively immobile assets. And even when societies without much assets have mass-migrated throughout history, the results have had profound, generally negative ripple effects (for example, the Dark Ages were brought about when pressure from the Mongols in Asia led to a Germanic influx into Europe)

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    85. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hey! · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone says, "peer review", I imagine a group of Climate Scientists sitting around a table, throwing out papers they don't agree with and accepting ones they do.

      What you don't seem to understand is that it is supposed to work that way. Publication is not a level playing field for people who want to overturn scientific consensus. Nor should it be.

      Suppose you are on the committee for a physics journal, and you receive a paper which purports to overturn the laws of thermodynamics. You take that paper and toss it in the trash, even if the argument and research protocol appears flawless. For decades, perpetual motion machine proponents have railed against the closed mindedness of the scientific establishment, but despite attracting non-scientific adherents, they have failed to create a source of boundless energy.

      It is possible to overturn the laws of thermodynamics, but you can't do it in a single paper. You've got to nibble around the edges. You start with a paper demonstrating an unusual phenomenon that is hard to explain using the laws of thermodynamics. Then everyone hops on the bandwagon showing that it could. Then you point out the flaws in their refutation, further demonstrating there's something really peculiar going on here. You repeat this process again and again at higher levels of controversy, but at each stage you win over more people, until you are finally ready to put a stake in the heart of thermodynamics by demonstrating that the "laws" we have accepted up to now are merely the result of special cases of deeper laws of thermodynamics. Minimum time to do this: on the order of a decade. If you try to do it in one paper, that paper will be chucked in the trash.

      Looked at from a rational point of view, a single paper or report that purports to overturn two centuries of scientific consensus is almost certainly wrong. Even if it is backed by statistically significant data results, those results are more likely to have happened by chance than to be real. I've seen many credible sounding ghost reports. I'd be delighted if a credible sounding report was true, but rationally it isn't even worth my time to look into the report.

      I hope someday that there will be scientific proof of perpetual motion machines and ghosts, but it takes more than a single credible sounding report to establish those things.

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    86. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who don't have an agenda = a null set = invisible pink unicorns. The very idea of ice age and inter ice age periods means there must have been times when Greenland lost Ice before, as you point out. So? Who on the global warming side is claiming differently, and why are you attacking the straw man that somebody is making that claim, instead of addressing the real claim that this warm period exists and is man made.

      See there's this thing, it is apparently known to only a few. Brace yourself now, becuase I will reveal this little-known secret to you. Are you ready? It's called ... wait for it ... "context".

      Sarcasm aside, before you start going off on a rant do try and consider the context of the post.

      I was replying to someone who said "What part of "Greenland has for years been shedding ice faster than the rate at which accumulating snow adds to the overall bulk of its ice sheet" do you morons fail to understand?"

      In other words, he was calling me a moron for not realizing that there is something truly magnificent and special about Greenland experiencing a net loss of ice. I was informing him that I do realize this. It just doesn't mean much of anything. Greenland losing ice has happened before and likely will happen again. The Earth going through warming periods and ice ages has happened before and will happen again.

      Nothing he said about Greenland constitutes proof of anthropogenic global warming. If the global warming is not anthropogenic, then it is caused by natural cycles beyond our control and there is nothing we can do about it. If the global warming is anthropogenic, the burden of proof is on the person making that claim. Here's the important part: calling us morons while pointing out something that no one is disputing does not meet any reasonable burden of proof.

      Got it? Because when you finally learn how to understand these basic things all by your lonesome and no longer need to have someone break them down for you, you'll lose the urge to suggest that random strangers play in traffic or otherwise get themselves killed.

      Oh, and one more little thing. Just a hint for you. When you desire death-by-semi for anyone who has a contrary opinion, that's Nature's way of telling you that you're probably wrong. People who can make a counter-argument don't need to resort to such childish idiocy. I suppose you can go the Benito Mussolini route and just acquire enough political power that you really can put to death anyone who disagrees with you, but guess what? That still doesn't make you right. It just makes you a maniac.

    87. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by edmicman · · Score: 1

      Isn't that all the more reason to not get your panties all up in a bunch about it? Why the eff should I care how what I do now affects the state of affairs millions of years down the road? The only constant is change.

      Actually, I'm all for trying to not make things worse than they are now. If I can do something during my existence that isn't a complete pain in the ass and doesn't *hurt* the environment then great. But if it's too much inconvenience to myself all to keep the human race more comfortable for 100,000 years instead of 90,000, I just don't care.

      But having a bunch of hippies telling me I'm causing doomsday scenarios just makes me want to burn a bunch of tires, waste gas idling my car pointlessly, and find other ways to piss them off.

    88. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Troed · · Score: 0

      Which peer reviewed studies of ancient ship logs, naval photography during the 20th century and old newspaper magazines are you referring to? :) I'd be really interested to know how they disagree with me.

      I agree with you that one location is not the arctic ice extent. On the other hand, we only have "one location" (in multiples, depending on the observer) before 1979. You know that as well as I do.

      I also seem to remember the wind patterns of 2007 as being heralded of proof of the arctic climate being in a death spiral - as opposed to being referred to as what it was. Weather. ... and finally, you're spouting complete and utter nonsense with regards to "in the past million years" and "large-scale melting" and you know it. Is propaganda perhaps more important to you than actual science?

      (Nice diagram by Spencer btw, it completely supports my comment with regards to your original statement - but of course not the strawman _you_ constructed from it)

    89. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. For AJHM, honesty is the best policy; for Science and Nature, something else.

    90. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      What you don't seem to understand is that it is supposed to work that way.

      Such a system isn't inherently flawed, as paradigms do take decades to overturn. The problem here however, is that this particular little backwater of Scientific misunderstanding is attempting to drive public policy. Overturning or otherwise the laws of Thermodynamics really doesn't have the same impact, so you cannot apply the same due diligence to it. At the stage you describe, it's a problem for the funding bodies and various nerdy PHd's trying hard to get tenure or to attract a research grant, not HM Government or the President of the USA and their various tax-paying agents ("the people").

      I hope someday that there will be scientific proof of perpetual motion machines and ghosts, but it takes more than a single credible sounding report to establish those things.

      Here is a common fallacy: scepticism of AGW is equivalent to being sceptical of [fill in the blank of firmly established science]. Notwithstanding philosophical arguments about whether we can ever actually know anything, Climate Science does not have a firmly established body of knowledge at its foundation. What it does have are activist Scientists, interested political movements, scaremongering media outlets and environmental pressure groups driving its consensus hypothesis, regardless of whether or not that hypothesis is rational, reasonable or even true. That is why Peer Review cannot be the back-stop for the establishment of truth in this area, because peer review, where all of your peers are "on the team", is basically censorship (in a political sense).

    91. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pressed for time as well so the slashdot article will be locked by the time I get around to linking everything properly. So I'll probably post them here. Incidentally, I asked you this question because I've already quoted your insightful comments in that article many times (just search for "Rei"), and wanted to get a second opinion regarding radtea's post without "contaminating" it with my criticisms first.

      Radtea seems to assume that climate models are central to our understanding of the climate's response to rising CO2 levels. They're just methods of reducing the error bars on (for instance) modern estimates of the equilibrium climate sensitivity. Compared to pre-computer estimates like Hulbert's 1931 estimate of 4C per doubled CO2, computer models have actually reduced the maximum likelihood value to ~3C. They're also backed up by multiple independent experimental constraints on the climate sensitivity, in contexts where I doubt the problems he's been talking about are relevant.

      I'm unaware of any model in computational physics (except perhaps lattice QCD?) which can claim to be completely "physical" in the sense that he seems to want. My own research which inverts gravity to solve for ocean tide heights assumes a constant density of water because GRACE measurements are due to changes in mass, not height directly. Not only do I ignore local seasonal fluctuations in temperature (which affects density), I also ignore local seasonal fluctuations in salinity because of calving glaciers (which also affects density).

      Of course, my software is an empirical inversion of data rather than a dynamical physical model like a GCM. But in one sense my reason for neglecting salinity fluctuations (and noting it clearly in the upcoming JGR paper) is probably similar; the "unphysicality" was examined and the error estimated. In my case the error introduced by any reasonable density fluctuation is well beneath the noise floor for my desired observable. In a GCM, salinity likely has a negligible effect on global mean temperature which doesn't justify using it as a prognosticating variable. That would increase the degrees of freedom of the model and thus make it harder to test. Any serious effects of any of these examples of empirical "tuning" should have shown up in comparisons of the models to instrumental and proxy records of forcings and temperature. More likely, they play a minor role in the size of the established error bars.

      In a completely different sense, long-term integrations of weather models certainly are thrown off by small errors. The predictive efficacy of weather predictions does indeed fall off exponentially because of this, and because of errors in measurements of the initial conditions. But the whole point of taking an initial condition ensemble is to average away this noise. By running dozens of simulations and changing the initial conditions each time, it becomes obvious that even though the weather noise is different, the extrema stay in the same "corridor" which we call the climate. The predictive efficacy of climate predictions doesn't fall off exponentially with time because the climate is a boundary condition problem, not an initial condition problem. Instead, the predictive efficacy of climate predictions depends primarily on taking a long enough temporal average (in addition to specifying the forcings).

      For instance, a credible climate prediction would be "If natural forcings remain within established variances and human emissions of CO2 continue to rise at specified rate X, then the global temperature averaged from 2030-2050 will be higher than the equivalent average from 1990-2010.

      On the other hand, a bogus climate prediction would be "The global temperature in 2030 will be higher than in 2010. That's bogus primarily because models have precisely the flaws he's talking about, in addition to our insufficient understanding of ENSO, PDO, NAO, etc turbulent heat transfer

    92. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which peer reviewed studies of ancient ship logs, naval photography during the 20th century and old newspaper magazines are you referring to? :) I'd be really interested to know how they disagree with me.

      Sure -- here's one for starters, sort of a meta-analysis of other papers. That should be a good jumping-off point for you.

      I agree with you that one location is not the arctic ice extent. On the other hand, we only have "one location" (in multiples, depending on the observer) before 1979.

      False. Here's a nice starter for you.

      I also seem to remember the wind patterns of 2007 as being heralded of proof of the arctic climate being in a death spiral - as opposed to being referred to as what it was

      Actually, that's a very real thing. A never-before observed phenomenon occurred called the "Arctic Dipole", which encourages melt. We've now seen it repeat on and off for the past several years. It led to the major melt earlier this year. Several papers have since shown that under AGW scenarios, that pattern becomes increasingly likely.

      (Nice diagram by Spencer btw, it completely supports my comment with regards to your original statement - but of course not the strawman _you_ constructed from it)

      Huh? How does a temperature graph that starts at -0.4 and ends up at +0.4 versus a PDO graph that starts at +0.2 and ends up at about the same place support your argument? There has been dramatic warming over the PDO signal. The PDO signal matches the 1910-1945 warming, but has virtually no affect on the most recent warming.

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    93. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by cbeaudry · · Score: 0, Troll

      copy paste much?

    94. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Might be.
      Increased temperature cases more evaporation from the seas, leading to increased rain and snow.
      As long as the temperature is low enough, an increase in the average temperature can cause more snow, which will cause thicker glaciers and harsher conditions during the winters.
      If the temperature is too high for snow to fall, it might lead to heavier rains with floods and landslides as a result.

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    95. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hey! · · Score: 1

      Calling it a fallacy doesn't make it so.

      I've been following the AGW literature since 1984 (my wife is a physical oceanographer and I reader her journals). I've actually watched the scientific consensus being built. AGW is not a special case, it's just like any other scientific consensus.

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    96. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Presumably then, you also watched the AGC (cooling) consensus being built in the previous decade. When Mann decided to get rid of the Medieval Warm Period (inconvenient as it is for AGW), he effectively decided to throw away public trust in the Scientific Method. The fact your wife is a physical oceanographer therefore, does not impress me in the slightest.

    97. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by radtea · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'd call having a veritable freshwater sea the size of California suddenly drain into the ocean to be a pretty radical event.

      Undoing a lot of mods by posting this (a couple of which were even positive to you) but really, your zealotry and myoptia are too much.

      On the one hand, you believe fundamentally that anthropogenic CO2 emission is going to create an "unprecedented" (carefully ignoring Dansgaard-Oeschger events) warming, but on the other hand believe that dumping a glacial lake the size of California into the ocean and shutting down one of the world's major thermo-haline circulation systems had fairly minor local effects.

      Does this dichotomy not strike you as odd to the point of untenability, believing that the Earth's climate is profoundly robust against an event like the one that spawned the Younger Dryas but incredibly fragile against anthropogenic CO2 emissions?

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    98. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >Alanis, you oughta know: she's older than you, more mature than you, and can show some restraint >in a theater
      Dude, your age is showing, ...you might want to tuck it back in.

    99. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hey! · · Score: 1

      I didn't expect my wife's profession to impress you in the slightest. I thought having followed the original literature (instead of reports of what that contains) might, but apparently it does not.

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    100. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Troed · · Score: 1

      Moderators. The fact that Rei gives an impression of knowing what he talks about does not mean his posts are "informative". Just as the laughable claim that he made that the north pole hadn't been exposed in millions of years from one of his earlier posts he seemingly does not understand the questions posed and the links he offer in return discuss something completely different.

      I believe he knows this himself, and the answer to the question I asked is thus clear. He's more interested in propaganda than actual science.

      So;

      1) The HADISST paper is not anything like what I asked for. It does however validate the "we only have one position, in multiples" claim I made - that Rei then offers up a link to himself to contradict ;)

      Care must be taken when using HadISST1 for studies of observed climatic variability, particularly in some data- sparse regions, because of the limitations of the interpola- tion techniques

      (We only have real ice coverage data from 1979 and onwards. Before that we have models, ship logs from specific locations, observations from specific locations etc)

      2) Rei's ignorance shows through in believing that an observed phenomenon ("Arctic Dipole") starts to exist when observed. A scientist knows about his own inability to know about the state before.

      3) Rei is still attacking the strawman _he created_ instead of what I actually wrote. It's somewhat funny, actually, when shouting the propaganda becomes more important than the actual subject at hand :)

      Rei would post more informed comments if he made sure the contents were about science and not his own agenda.

    101. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      Moderators: The fact that a person appeals to the moderators does not mean that they know what they are talking about at all.

      1) The HADISST paper is not anything like what I asked for. It does however validate the "we only have one position, in multiples" claim I made - that Rei then offers up a link to himself to contradict ;) Care must be taken when using HadISST1 for studies of observed climatic variability, particularly in some data- sparse regions, because of the limitations of the interpola- tion techniques

      WOW. That's setting a new low in selective quoting. Allow me to finish your quote for you: "... limitations of the interpolation techniques, although it has been done successfully [Sheppard and Rayner, 2002]". You cut the freaking sentence in half to remove the part you didn't like. You want to talk about an agenda? The surest sign of having an agenda is when you have to start selectively quoting scientific research materials and taking quotes out of context.

      There's an entire section of the paper -- section 6 -- which goes into the validation of the dataset. It's the peak of absurdity to say that global international shipping and the navy logs of superpowers which frequently mapped out the edge of the arctic sea ice are irreelevant, and only satellites matter. Likewise, it's simply absurd to dismiss every peer-reviewed and validated proxy measure, of which there are dozens.

      2) Rei's ignorance shows through in believing that an observed phenomenon ("Arctic Dipole") starts to exist when observed. A scientist knows about his own inability to know about the state before.

      What part of "A never-before observed phenomenon" is hard for you to understand? The "observed" part, I assume?

      Your #3 is merely an insult, not a point, so no reason to even quote it.

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    102. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      If you had read the other thread, you would have noticed that the other time I posted this, it was followed by a "whoops" post noting that wrote it in response to the wrong poster. It was supposed to go here.

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    103. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Troed · · Score: 1

      The fact I find most interesting is that you seemingly don't understand the papers you cite - yet I get the distinct impression that you actually work in the field. That, or you would really like to anyway.

      The point with the quote still stands no matter where you cut it (I could just include the very next sentence to refute your rant above - "It is recommended that the noninterpolated SST data set HadSST be used alongside HadISST1 for climate monitoring and climate change detection studies") - it's still a multiple of "single locations". You might want to claim we've integrated them enough (or, to use the words from your paper - "assumed enough") to claim it doesn't matter - but then you need to find research that supports your claim. The paper you cited does not - as I pointed out. They even make that very clear.

      When it comes to "never-before observed" I repeat my point. It means it hasn't been observed before. It does NOT mean it hasn't happened before. It's a bit like the "ozone hole" - we saw it when we first looked. As to whether it has existed before - we don't know.

      There's a wonderful Confucius proverb that fits well here. Do you know which one I'm thinking of?

      As to #3 - you really need to learn the difference between someone else's arguments and your own constructed strawmans.

    104. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Rei · · Score: 1

      Why are you talking about D-O events, which are generally accepted to be regional or at best hemispheric in nature and driven by changes in thermohaline circulation (like the Younger Dryas)? We're talking about *global* climate change.

      For the record, the Earth as a whole was quite robust against the Younger Dryas, but the North Atlantic (briefly) wasn't. I do find it annoying that you keep trying to turn this conversation from discussion of global climate change to historical blips in North Atlantic thermohaline circulation.

      Does this dichotomy not strike you as odd to the point of untenability, believing that the Earth's climate is profoundly robust against an event like the one that spawned the Younger Dryas but incredibly fragile against anthropogenic CO2 emissions?

      Science doesn't work based on what you "feel" should be right. Science works on facts. But if you want help with the "feel" side, CO2 levels are the highest they've been in nearly 15 million years, all of this change since human industrialization.

      If you need help understanding how humans could cause *that*, picture this. The Hindenburg was the largest aircraft every built, at over 800 feet long, 135 feet in diameter, and with a volume of 200,000 cubic meters. If numbers don't do the size justice, how about a picture?. Now, carbon dioxide was historically at about 280ppm. So if you filled the hindenburg with pre-industrial air, it would contain 56 cubic meters of CO2. CO2 has a molar mass of 44.010 g/mol. The molar volume of an ideal gas under STP conditions is 22.414 L/mol, or 44.6149728 mol/m^3, so the Hindenburg would contain 110 kilograms of CO2.

      A gallon of gasoline, burned, releases about 8.7kg of CO2. Your average sedan has about a 12-gallon gas tank. For a full tank of gas, 12*8.7=104kg of CO2, approximately the same as in *an entire Hindenburg of pre-industrial air*.

      The world consumes 30 *billion* *barrels* of oil per year. Each barrel represents about 42 gallons of gasoline (about 3 1/2 Hindenburg's worth of CO2). So every year, the CO2 emitted by our burning of oil could double the CO2 concentration of 100 *trillion* Hindenburgs. *Every year*. Yet oil produces only 45% of our planet's total CO2 emissions, and even less of it's total AGW load. Let's be generous and only call the total 200 trillion Hindenburgs per year.

      Earth's surface area is 5.10072e14 m^2. The Hindenburg takes up an area of about 108,000 square meters when stacked side by side, end to end. Hence you could stack about 4.7 trillion Hindenburgs side to side, end to end across the entire surface of the planet. To put our emissions another way, then, a mere five years of emissions could *more than double* the CO2 concentrations in Hindenburg airships stacked side to side, end to end, across the entire surface of the planet.

      Does that help with the "feel" side of things? So we can get back to the "facts" side of things?

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    105. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      I thought having followed the original literature (instead of reports of what that contains) might, but apparently it does not.

      Of course it doesn't. As far as I can see there's no way of telling which papers in the literature contain genuine results and which contain fake results (statistical "tricks"). After all, I'm sure a huge weight of them must be fake, given that the advantage in the scramble for grant funding is given to those papers with the phrase, "because of man-made Global Warming" in them. It's ironic though, that the papers most trustworthy in terms of the integrity of the researchers are probably the early papers, but their conclusions are no more trustworthy than any others purely because of the immaturity of the basis in knowledge from which they're constructed. The problem I have here is personal: I am no longer able to read any Scientific paper without raising an eye-brow. Actually this is a rather healthy intellectual disposition to have. It's just a shame that it isn't a sentiment shared more widely in the Climate Studies community.

    106. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by The+Spoonman · · Score: 2, Informative

      you should be able to dispatch with his pathetic claims in a matter seconds

      No way. That takes decades of studies.

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    107. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by hey! · · Score: 1

      Sure. You're saying you've got a conduit to the Truth that's more direct than peer review. You wouldn't be the first. In fact, it's obvious that such conduits exist, for reasons that'll I'll make clear in a moment. You also seem to think your conduit is free from mess of human frailty. That I'm more doubtful of.

      What you haven't shown is any understanding of the sociological and epistemological operation of peer review. Peer review is not supposed to be an optimal path to the Truth for an individual. That's the function of reason. Peer review exists because different people arrive at different opinions through what appears to them as purely rational means. Peer review exists to give dissent a role in the formation of scientific consensus. It is neither so potentially perfect as individual reason, nor as automatically unreasonable as putting the issue to a vote.

      There are always points about the scientific consensus that can be argued. If they could not be argued, it would not be science. At any given time, any scientist has a number of differences with scientific consensus, and pursuing those differences is his job.

      If you think you know better, then you should publish. It's all very well well to feel superior, it's another thing to put your opinions to the test in front of people who are competent to critique them. If you disagree with the scientific consensus, it's going to be hard work, but you will prevail if you know what you are talking about.

      Unfortunately the system discriminates against people who want to change scientific consensus but don't have the patience to make their case against a hostile and well informed audience.

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    108. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      What you haven't shown is any understanding of the sociological and epistemological operation of peer review

      On the contrary, what I'm attempting to refute is the idea that saying we have "x number of peer reviewed papers" is an absolute indication that the fact of the matter has been established. An excellent example to give is that of Helicobacter pylori, the main cause of stomach ulcers. There were x number of peer reviewed papers (probably thousands) about the dietary causes of stomach ulcers, were there not? Ultimately it was all bollocks.

      It's all very well well to feel superior, it's another thing to put your opinions to the test in front of people who are competent to critique them

      That would be a great idea in theory, but in practice the critique is not a very fair minded one. We promise our chums on the team a friendly review and won't try to reproduce their results with different methods (the implication being that the methods are correct, even when authorities on the techniques [Wegman, for example] show them to be erroneous). We promise to reject those that disagree with us - it's a war out there (of political ideas) and the contrarians can't be allowed to gain any traction with their ideas. The world is about to go up in smoke, so the ends justify the means. The ends being to publish, the means being fakery, fraud, obfuscation, censorship and law breaking (deletion of information under FOI). None of this is the science I grew up with. Perhaps your experience has been different.

      Unfortunately the system discriminates against people who want to change scientific consensus but don't have the patience to make their case against a hostile and well informed audience.

      True, but you've got it the wrong way around. Those promoting the fraud don't want to share a platform with critics. Indeed they are actively discouraged from doing so by their peers (certain individuals, Judith Curry for example, notwithstanding); they don't want to give contrary views any legitimacy. Frankly I'm touched by your faith in the Scientists, but I do fear you're naivety as to motives in this case is a somewhat unfortunate blot on your intellect.

    109. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      speaking of "proxy data", why not place a data centre on this island?

  2. Ruh Roh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks, we've got a BIG Petermann floater..

  3. inb4 by Xaemyl · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Whackaloons on both sides start flinging poo at each other.

    1. Re:inb4 by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm from Detroit, we don't fling poo, we fling octopus you insensitive clod

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  4. Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's the thrilla with Vanilla"

  5. In terms of rum & cokes, by olsmeister · · Score: 1

    How big is this thing?

    1. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is approximately the on the same scale, to the oceans, as that of a candy bar in a swimming pool.

      And it will cause almost as much excitement.

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    2. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Sovetskysoyuz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Volume of a 15 x 2 x 3 cm chocolate bar: 9e-5 cubic metres
      Volume of an Olympic swimming pool: 2.5e3 cubic metres
      Volume ratio is 1 : 2.78e7
      Total volume of the oceans is 1.3e18 cubic metres
      Iceberg volume, in the same ratio as chocolate bar : swimming pool, would be 4.68e10 cubic metres
      If the iceberg is 200 m thick, then the area is 234 square kilometres.
      The area of the iceberg, according to the article, is 260 square kilometres
      O.o
      You, sir, have astounding powers of estimation.

    3. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      A buddy from the US Air Force said, "Oh, a posting in Greenland is great! There is a horny chick behind every tree! The only problem is, there ain't no trees!"

      Not that that would matter for Slashdot folks.

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    4. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that if we were to host an endless block party on it with 10,000 people, using the ice for drinks, martinis, and smoothies, we could do so far approximately 42 days.

    5. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      more along the lines of alarming powers of estimation. i think i'm going to hire him to estimate everything for me.

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    6. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      There must be coolers of Bud Light just waiting in the center of the ice! Let's get up there before it melts! The ice I mean.

    7. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...so your block party would actually not be "endless" then...

    8. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is this swimming pool you speak of. I am feeling a bit peckish.

    9. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      You, sir, have astounding powers of estimation.

      A more likely explanation would be that I did the same math. But thanks for double checking my work ;-)

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    10. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      It is approximately the on the same scale, to the oceans, as that of a candy bar in a swimming pool.

      Interesting. That's fucking enormous.

      And it will cause almost as much excitement.

      That was kind of a weird comment. Nobody knows exactly what's going to happen because this hasn't happened in living memory. What would you have to gain with a "nothing to see here"?

      UNLESS you're a real estate speculator who's bought "seafront property" in Nevada! You manipulative bastard! ... I want in.

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    11. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody knows exactly what's going to happen because this hasn't happened in living memory.

      It last happened 50 years ago. Glaciers calve when growing. That's what they do.

    12. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the candy bar is a really a poo
      still hungry?

    13. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by houghi · · Score: 1

      The excitement is not that there is a candy bar in a swimming pool. The excitement is how it got there. (And perhaps if it really IS a candy bar and not just LOOKS like some chocolate bar)

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    14. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we could do so far approximately 42 days.

      Ah the good ol' 42. The answer to everything.

    15. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And it will cause almost as much excitement.

      That was kind of a weird comment. Nobody knows exactly what's going to happen because this hasn't happened in living memory. What would you have to gain with a "nothing to see here"?

      Clearly, you have never seen how much excitement a candy bar in a swimming pool actually causes. Think about it for a minute. It will come to you. If it doesn't, what else might one find in a swimming pool that is about the same size, shape, and color as a candy bar?

    16. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      You're a fan of anticlimactic endings? :)

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    17. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...what's the equivalent to Bill Murray?

    18. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by budgenator · · Score: 1

      "Greenland is great! There is a horny chick behind every tree!" I think my recruiter said that first.

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    19. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by PPH · · Score: 1

      Sort of like the Baby Ruth bar in Caddyshack?

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    20. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by slashkitty · · Score: 1

      "because this hasn't happened in living memory" Ok, maybe you're just a young kid, but a lot of us were around for the last time something bigger broke lose in 1962... Of course, they didn't have as many global warming alarmists around when that happened.

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    21. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Of course, they didn't have as many global warming alarmists around when that happened.

      Well to be fair science wasn't such a political football back then either. How many comments, like yours, are there in this story alone where someone makes an informed and reasonable post, only to follow it up with a statement (for the record, apparently?) of which side they're on. Of course you're probably too busy hating black people to realizDO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

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    22. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by Snodgrass · · Score: 1

      Well, a candy bar would probably clear the pool. Until, at least, it was confirmed to be just a candy bar.

      You know...I'm just saying...

    23. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      It is approximately the on the same scale, to the oceans, as that of a candy bar in a swimming pool.

      And it will cause almost as much excitement.

      I take it you've never seen Caddyshack, then?

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  6. Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think they called it "Greenland"?

    1. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Golden_Rider · · Score: 2, Funny

      to lure settlers there. not because at anytime it was green and/or warm.

    2. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong!

      The areas where the Norwegians settled were warmer than the rest of the area and forested.

      "Interpretation of ice core and clam shell data suggests that between 800 and 1300 CE the regions around the fjords of southern Greenland experienced a relatively mild climate several degrees Celsius higher than usual in the North Atlantic, with trees and herbaceous plants growing and livestock being farmed. Barley was grown as a crop up to the 70th degree."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#Norse_settlement

    3. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, this old yarn! As another poster has already mentioned, it was named "Greenland" to lure settlers. But more importantly, there *were* places in Greenland that were green. Those same places are still there, and are even bigger today. Despite attempts to, the Vikings were unable to grow any crops on Greenland, and the only non-animal sources of food in their diet were wild berries, grasses, and seaweed. Today, Greenland cities can grow beets, rhubarb, and other cold-weather plants that the Vikings were unable to.

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    4. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh!

    5. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a reference:

      The author, of course, conflates finding crops growing in modern Greenland to assuming that they could have grown back then, but notes the strong evidence that little, if anything, was ever successfully grown back then but hay and possibly limited amounts of flax (and the only evidence for that is pollen studies, which failed to turn up traditional food crops). Contemporary writings noted that most Greenlanders lived their whole life without ever seeing wheat, a piece of bread, or a mug of barley beer. The earliest settlers reportedly tried growing barley, but there was virtually no success.

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    6. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      . Today, Greenland cities can grow beets, rhubarb, and other cold-weather plants that the Vikings were unable to.

      'Mkay . . . so the Greeland McDonald's offers McBeets, McRhurbarb and Mc"other cold-weather plants."

      At the Greenland drive-through: "Yes, that will be one sorry McBabyHarpSeal meal or you . . . do you want some Mc'other cold-weather plants' with that?"

      "I suggest that you use a McClub to pummel the bastard before you eat him."

      Hey, raw seal meat helps against scurvy. Really. Or have you ever seen Eskimos, Inuits and other such folks out tanning themselves while drinking Gin Gimlets?

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    7. Re:Just one question for the Algoreithm experts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vikings grew weed in their attics.

  7. Re:kdawson - off topic by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    can I filter him out through my prefs?

    Yes, you can. The ability to do so was added back during the Jon Katz nonsense as I recall, so it's not like this is anything new.

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  8. Ice danger by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we'll get a repeat of the Titanic disaster?

    1. Re:Ice danger by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Quite likely with oil tankers some day. Joseph Conrad wrote a good non-fiction article (Project Gutenberg) on the collision and the problem of big ships that can't stop easily hitting big solid chunks of ice at even low speeds. The Titanic had defects but probably wouldn't have survived an impact like that even if it was a modern vessel.

  9. Re:kdawson - off topic by BeardedChimp · · Score: 1

    I actually thought it was one of his better efforts. Even though it is about glaciers he resisted mentioning global warming and provided an imperial to metric conversion for its area. He also linked to the BBC rather than a 12 page advert laden blog while adding two additional links of his own rather than just posting the story.

    Oh and by the way, if you think stories being "about a day late" on slashdot is somehow strange, well then you must be new here...

  10. Recover for freshwater? by Eric_Utah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm curious what technical challenges would have to be overcome to actually recover this frozen water. Many parts of the world are undergoing severe freshwater shortages. A very large block of frozen water seems like it could be very useful to answer that problem. Could getting at least part of it into into a reservoir be technically / economically possible?

    Off the top of my head, I was musing about getting it into the Great Lakes, but the channels and locks in the Great Lakes Waterway are obviously far too small to move something this size. If it were eventually towed to a port, what could be done with it? How fast would it melt?

    1. Re:Recover for freshwater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nuke it from orbit. Then pump up the pool of brackish water.

      You don't have to tow it into the Great Lakes, just far enough up the St. Lawrence River to have it be in fresh water. But then you're just contributing to the river flow, so you may as well just go pump the river water into your tankers instead of towing a glacier around. Or go pump your boat full of the Great Lakes water. Or The Nile.

    2. Re:Recover for freshwater? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Actually... I think it's more like the ants that snuck on board trying to re-arrange deckchairs on the Titanic.

    3. Re:Recover for freshwater? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the biggest challenges are that of scale (you would have to somehow dock ships next to it and then either

      1 chop it into shipping container sized blocks and get them onto the ships
      2 tow it to somewhere they can melt it down and pump it into cargo ships

      i would think that making sure it doesn't cream a tanker (or other shipping) should be the biggest concern.

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    4. Re:Recover for freshwater? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Nuke it from orbit.

      Its the only way to be sure... that you wouldn't want to drink that water.

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    5. Re:Recover for freshwater? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I don't think you have any idea just how big this is. That is 10 miles by 10 miles. It is an iceberg as well. That means it is probably a couple hundred feet below the surface of the water as well.

      Assuming just 100 feet deep in the water we are talking about 2,069,680,199,348 gallons of water. The largest dry dock in the world could barely hold a percentage of that mass. You would think you could split it up with explosives, but it would be a very dangerous endeavor requiring a huge amount of explosives.

      That pretty much leaves you with converting the ice to water, at sea, and then moving it to land with pumps from port. Which of course assumes you could even move the damn thing in the first place, which you can't. The largest oil tankers in the world can transport around 2-4 million barrels of oil. Storing water instead you could probably get at most 150 million gallons of water. You would need a large number of tankers to do it, and you could never get the whole iceberg intact, so at the end you would be getting very brackish water.

      Of course, what you would end up with is just very expensive water anyways that nobody would purchase.

       

    6. Re:Recover for freshwater? by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently it's been done - with icebergs, not monsters like this. Seem to recall that Arthur Clarke proposed this idea in the 70s as a remedy for freshwater shortages.

    7. Re:Recover for freshwater? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually it looks like its about... 25km long, and about uh.. 7-9 km wide at its widest point. its 200m thick, and ice tends to do that 2/3rds of it is underwater thing, so about 400 feet of it are under water. This is not to say that you further examples are flawed, just that the berg is *HUGE*

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    8. Re:Recover for freshwater? by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Just had a cool/dumb idea: could you steer it slightly using the same paint-one-side technique they talk about for asteroids? Drop black dust on one side and it will melt faster in the sun due to lower albedo, then that side will release more fresh water and lose mass faster.

      I know just enough physics to know that I haven't got a clue what the practical result would be if you did that. Obviously the effect would be very small compared to ocean currents, but it might be enough of a nudge to reduce the risk to shipping which could be very profitable for some groups.

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    9. Re:Recover for freshwater? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The biggest ships on the lakes are 1250 ft freighters, but the Welland canal is the choke point, Length 261.8, Width 24.4m, Depth 8.2 so towing it there would be a no-go. If I were tasked to do it and had reasonable resources; I'd melt it from the middle with a nuclear reactor and transfer the water to conventional tankers for transport. Maybe just put a flotation collar around one of these babies.

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    10. Re:Recover for freshwater? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You almost answered your own question. That form of propulsion is basically the same thing as a solar sail - it produces VERY little force. Not enough to push anything through a gas of any meaningful density, never mind water.

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    11. Re:Recover for freshwater? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I'm curious what technical challenges would have to be
      > overcome to actually recover this frozen water.

      Why bother?

      Northwestern Greenland has plenty of water to meet the needs of the rather limited population.

      Surely you weren't thinking of trying to transport it...

      > Off the top of my head, I was musing about getting it into

      Oh. You were.

      > the Great Lakes

      Sure, because the Great Lakes area doesn't have enough water. We barely spend even a third of the year complaining about the excessive amounts of water falling from the sky all the blessed time. I mean, it only goes crazy and rains thirty or forty hours a week for three or four months (late March through the middle of July) most years, and the rest of the year it only precipitates two or three times as much as would be necessary to keep us in fresh drinking water. Enough? Never! Let's get us a glacier and see if we can *increase* the amount of extra water! Yay!

      I'll tell you what. You dream up a magically affordable way to transport an object more than three times the size of Manhattan all the way from Greenland to someplace like northern Nigeria, where they actually *want* more water, before it melts or absorbs too much seawater to be potable. Meanwhile, I'll be over here in the real world, not holding my breath.

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  11. landlocked by andoman2000 · · Score: 0

    the thing looks fairly landlocked to me, from the photo it doesn't look like it could make it to open water.

    1. Re:landlocked by ls671 · · Score: 3, Informative

      From TFA:

      http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/07/vast-ice-island-breaks-free-of-greenland-glacier/

      > Petermann is a sleeping giant that is slowly awakening.
      > Removing flow resistance leads to flow acceleration.

      Basically, this means flow acceleration would speed up erosion of the corners that "landlock" it relatively quickly. Pressure caused by the increasing flow on the parts that do the "landlocking" could also lead to the iceberg breaking into smaller parts thus making it easier to make it to the open water.

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  12. Legal Status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I plant a flag on it and claim it?

    1. Re:Legal Status? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      It already belongs to Denmark.

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    2. Re:Legal Status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already belongs to Denmark.

      Not for long. Canadian Coast Guard is already attaching a tow rope to haul it over to our side.

    3. Re:Legal Status? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Not for long. Canadian Coast Guard is already attaching a tow rope to haul it over to our side.

      I am not even sure you are joking :D

  13. Re:GISS by teumesmo · · Score: 1

    It's O.K. to own Haliburton stock sonny, but perhaps you're advertising it in the wrong place.

  14. But... but... by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But global warming is a lie by the liberals! It's all made up, Fox told me! How can this be happening?!

    1. Re:But... but... by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Listen to Wolf instead of Fox.

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    2. Re:But... but... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if this is proof of global warming, then a snowstorm in the summer must be proof there is no global warming right? Or is climate different from weather?

      This is something that has always annoyed me about the GW debate (or more like GW screaming match). When something bad happens, a glacier breaks off, there's a strong hurricane, or when the weather is unseasonably hot people say "See? See! Global warming! Look at the bad shit happening!" However when the opposite is true, when things are unseasonably cool, or when the weather is nice and mild (so far this year's hurricane season is shaping up to not be that intense) the screams are "Weather is not climate! You cannot look at isolated events and try to use them as proof!"

      Well, which way do you want it then? You can't yer well go cherry picking the events that you think support your side and holding them up as evidence and ignoring everything else. Likewise if the individual events really aren't meaningful, then why trumpet them?

      If you want to support your position as evidence based, and that evidence being larger trends, then this kind of stuff doesn't make you look good.

    3. Re:But... but... by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Out of curiosity, can you point to any specific individual who wants to have it both ways, or is the problem that both sides are composed of a small number of rational people, and a lot of screaming loons?

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    4. Re:But... but... by bidule · · Score: 1

      This is something that has always annoyed me about the GW debate (or more like GW screaming match). When something bad happens, a glacier breaks off, there's a strong hurricane, or when the weather is unseasonably hot people say "See? See! This event counters your 'unseasonably cool' argument. Are you still going to denie Global warming! Look at the bad shit happening!" However when the opposite is true, when things are unseasonably cool, or when the weather is nice and mild (so far this year's hurricane season is shaping up to not be that intense) the screams are "Weather is not climate! You cannot look at isolated events and try to use them as proof!"

      The "See? See!" quote is not a proof of GW, but a counter-proof to every "Weather is climate" denialists claims. Next time add in the bold yourself, now that you know what they really meant.

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    5. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I hate Fox News and the idiots who love it, but this shit is getting tiresome. Do you have anything constructive to say? Yeah, my post isn't better, but for this shit to get modded insightful is really embarrassing for the site. Myabe I should post "Ha! The climate change deniers are poo poo heads!" and get my own Insightful mod.

    6. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about that volcanic vent that has been puking for quite some time? Perhaps that volcanic activity that is causing the melt. Or it could be the carbon footprint of Al Gore and Obama that is contributing to the problem? At least if the issue is caused by volcanic venting, the mighty O won't be able to justify his carbon tax scheme!

      Many questions on this one!

    7. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace "anthropogenic global warming" with "God", and now you see why people think AGW is a religion.

    8. Re:But... but... by mevets · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It appears one side has a lot more rational people than the other; and the other has a lot louder loons. Both sides will doubtlessly agree.

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    9. Re:But... but... by camperdave · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It appears one side has a lot more rational people than the other; and the other has a lot louder loons.

      Yes, that's what both sides say.

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    10. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee, don't the ends of glaciers break off because there is more ice being produced by the glacier? A glacier is a flow of ice, right? Where does the ice come from if global warming is shrinking the glaciers?

    11. Re:But... but... by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Well if warming is changing air currents and ocean currents its possible your area could get snow while others could get hot while currently being cold.

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    12. Re:But... but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Well if this is proof of global warming, then a snowstorm in the summer must be proof there is no global warming right? Or is climate different from weather?

      Since this is the largest berg since 1962 it's hard to see how it could be proof of anything other than something cyclic.

      This is something that has always annoyed me about the GW debate (or more like GW screaming match). When something bad happens, a glacier breaks off, there's a strong hurricane, or when the weather is unseasonably hot people say "See? See! Global warming! Look at the bad shit happening!" However when the opposite is true, when things are unseasonably cool, or when the weather is nice and mild (so far this year's hurricane season is shaping up to not be that intense) the screams are "Weather is not climate! You cannot look at isolated events and try to use them as proof!"

      It's called "having your cake and eating it". Though no doubt there will be some claiming that the cold winter in South America (as well as the cold winter in January) is proof of "Global Warming"/"Climate Change". Also deciding if something is "climate"/"weather" or "global"/"local" typically appears to be something only a "climate scientist" or at least an AGW believer can make.

      Well, which way do you want it then? You can't yer well go cherry picking the events that you think support your side and holding them up as evidence and ignoring everything else. Likewise if the individual events really aren't meaningful, then why trumpet them?

      That would be true if you were dealing with a science. Such cherry picking even outright "DoubleThink" is far more typical of political and religious faiths.

    13. Re:But... but... by gilboad · · Score: 1

      Why someone voted your post as insightful is beyond me.
      Vocal idiots sit on both ends of GW debate: From the "think about the children" idiots on one end, to "The UN black helicopters will take over the old" idiots on the other.

      Your assumption that people who watch Fox (most likely due to them being right-conservative as opposed to the left-liberal main media) automatically makes them idiots, puts you smack in the middle of the "think about the children" camp.

      - Gilboa

    14. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you've found a way to feel superior to both.

    15. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, for an engineer's perspective, listen to Slippy.

    16. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But global warming doubters all watch Faux News! They are undoubtedly far right wing conservatives. They are automatically wrong!

      I don't watch Fox News. I believe in global warming but not religiously like many liberals. I am a moderate conservative.

      And this news story shows shit. Don't really care one bit. It's a selected piece put on /. to get the stupid like you and myself to mouth off about it. I don't care that glaciers melt. I don't care about a massive break off. This one is massive, but there have been huge breaks before. I care more about the English jo putting a cell phone in a glacier and calling it than a utterly massive piece falling into the ocean.

      Shocking, he's acting like a conservative, right? I don't care because there isn't shit to do about it until you liberal assholes get off your ass TOO and stop blocking every damn solution out there. But you want that, since then you couldn't play politics with it. You stopped nuclear power. You stop wind farms due to environmental reasons. While hydro is pretty well tapped in the US, you stopped any expansion there. Tidal power is stopped due to environmental reasons. You don't want to pony up YOUR money first, you want to take business money first to pay for it, all the while admitting business should pay for it because, well, they should! Even natural gas reserves, you don't want to expand pipeline use or adoption there. Cities across the US have adopted various plan after plan for renewable energy, and nearly every one has dropped it due to expense, after using taxpayer dollars to fund it for a few years.

      You know who is paying for renewables? Conservatives. Tax breaks. The farmer with the solar panel. I live in a conservative area, and there are more geothermal pumps, solar panels, and barns with wind power than in the city BY FAR.

      No one listens to you liberals and environmentalists. The only reason renewables are being adopted is because of economics, and that's a result of the market and capitalism, not your shitty social progress crap.

      btw, how many solar panels do you own fucker? Wind turbines? Do you vote for reps that talk renewables and USE renewables, have put their private money IN renewables? Do you realize that solar panels short-term cost 10x more than the equivalent energy from a freaking gas engine generator with latter being more serviceable and reliable?

      Yeah, didn't think so. Keep watching MSNBC and reading the Huff.

      Because it's a story and talk. An piece goes into the sea, and it's proof positive all conservatism is wrong. Apply to standard evenly elsewhere--Some nun in Virginia just died due to an allegedly drunk illegal immigrant, thus all you liberals on the side of illegal immigration are certainly wrong. But that wouldn't suit your beliefs, would it now.

      Global warming believers believe in global warming to have something to whine about. They don't want to SOLVE anything. If we would go to solar panels and wind farms, some of them would stop those too to save the desert, save on the ground being torn up to built the high powered DC lines, for blotting the landscape, or for wind power raising the temperature a few degrees (which they actually supposedly do strangely enough).

      After all, isn't it you liberals who don't want to fund fusion generators because you consider fission plants a failure?

    17. Re:But... but... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I'll point out the obvious living in Canada. We have massive chunks of ice floating around every summer. This isn't new, stuff breaking off glaciers isn't new. Or shelves, or anything else. This is a yearly norm occurrence.

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    18. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this is not proof of long term warming. An ice cap fracture can happen while the global temperature is cooling too. Imagine a glaciation and some summer warming. What you want to look at is how the ice caps are doing at the poles.

      Having said that I think we are f*cking the environment, be it with carbon or thousand other pollutions. Studying the climate is irrelevant to reach this conclusion. Earth has its cycles but manage to let life survive in it before industrialization. Now we have the technological means to reduce our impact but that implies a different society (localism as opposed to endless shifting of people and goods around) so those who are in control say instead we are too many and we consume too much. Falling for this will make you accept wars and dependence. Be careful.

    19. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quite simply - glaciers calve when it get warm and the ice weakens, or when it get's colder and snowier and the glacier grows too far out into the water, and can't handle the stress of the minor movement of the floating part. This article doesn't tell us which of these is appropriate here.

    20. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your assumption that people who watch Fox automatically makes them idiots.

      I've watched Fox and I certainly felt like an idiot doing it. Maybe it's improved over the years, but what I saw was highly biased and unprofessional.

  15. Re:GISS by mysidia · · Score: 3, Informative

    Global warming refers to a general trend. Even if there is global warming, it can still be colder one year than the other, even though the trend is upwards.

    The fact that the temperature was warmer on average for several years in the past, could mean that there was more melting, causing ice to be more brittle, or more likely to break when ice re-froze.

    In other words, damage could have happened to the glacier over time that caused certain regions to be less stable or less sustainable, even if the pattern for a later year had been colder.

    It's not 2010 that matters alone, it's the group of large number of years.... 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015

    You can't just take one year out of all those, and use temperature or other changes during that one year to show that there IS or IS NOT atmospheric gas pollution causing global warming, or if global warming did or did not result in an event.

    The mass might break off due to past global warming, even if it happened to be colder this year.

    The mass might break off even if there is no global warming at all.

    Global warming might effect the probability that large pieces break off of glaciers over time, rather than being a single cause of any deteoriation event.

    So anyways, the fact temps cooled alone is no proof that global warming did not result in this.

  16. Well aren't we smug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really have an argument, bring it forth instead of just acting smug as if you have some secret knowledge which is somehow not obvious/available to the AGW crowd.

  17. Arctic ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In related news, Arctic ice cover gained 100 square miles.

    1. Re:Arctic ice by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      AWESOME, but it's not true, it's recovered much more since 2007 - the big scary alleged melt year - on the order of about 1 million sq. km. (that's kilometers, a unit of distance for you Americans, for you scifi fans that's klicks). We'll know more in a couple of months as the low point of the summer ends.

      Don't believe me?

      Here is the data. Note that it's really cold up there this year so it's bound to be another low melt year.
      http://wattsupwiththat.com/sea-ice-page

      Oh, and the ice that broke off of Greenland fractured off, it didn't melt off. It's called calving and it's been going on as long as there have been glaciers. It's a normal process. For some it's spooky. For others it's just what is so.

  18. nonsense! by arcite · · Score: 1

    I hear BP has some PRIME ocean front real estate down in the Gulf for sale, CHEAP!

    1. Re:nonsense! by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Too bad it is not on the side of the beach that has the sand.

  19. Re:GISS by PietjeJantje · · Score: 0

    Me, I'm not claiming anything, but most of the graphs you link to show a long term upward trend.

    I'm not a glacier expert (fjords are much more hip), but it strikes me as a phenomenon simply related to gravity and temperature. If the temperature on the long term is increased, the process will be sped up. Comparing a single year or "today" to say the 1920/1930s is not really useful and just cherry picking as a truthiness weapon in your never ending battles against the evils that have actually not posted yet, because the extra effect on the downward forces by the increasing trend of the previous years would already have done its work.

  20. Re:GISS by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    From the data he posted, it doesn't look like the 2000s, or even any multiyear period between 1980-2010 was exceptionally warm in the majority of the measurement sites with a reasonable amount of historical data. That doesn't say anything about globlal warming, but it would seem to suggest that a big iceberg calving in Greenland might not be global warming related. A bigger one calving in 1962 also supports that.

  21. Who are you refering to exactly? by arcite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The majority of scientists in the world that agree that humans are causing climate change (some of which hopefully read Slashdot), or the FOX watching sycophants who lack a basic understanding of science and have the reading comprehension of a gnat? Or are you just one of those people who talk in the third person all the time?

    1. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      now, I'm still processing all the data for myself on global warming, and have not made my final decision one way or the other. I am leaning towards the idea that anything we do to prevent/correct global warming *That Does Not Cause More Harm If We Are Wrong* is a good idea. That said, I do have this question:
      Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

      Now, I don't pretend that /. is the pinnacle of human communication or anything, but it seems to me that if you want to have a rational discussion abut the subject, and perhaps attract a few more people to your cause (saving the planet from humanity?) then opening with generalizing insults may not be the way to go.

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    2. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by hardburn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

      Tribalism, mostly. People naturally divide the world into us vs. them on any given subject. While I feel that AGW is the only scientific explanation, most of its supporters are not scientists, much less climate scientists, and many of them jump into fanciful imaginings and impractical plans, doing their cause a great disservice.

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    3. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i agree completely, there is nothing worse for *any* cause than an uneducated follower. look for my post farther down that details some of the whacky ideas that sort of sheepleism has lead to.

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    4. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of scientists in the world that agree that humans are causing climate change

      Oh, really? Thank goodness! Now we can stop wasting money on yet more research and reports to try to prove climate change, and maybe get down to figuring out an actual solution to this alleged problem.

      Oh, what's that? You need another billion dollar handout for your report to determine if AGW exists? Sure, here you go!

    5. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tribalism, mostly. People naturally divide the world into us vs. them on any given subject.

      Well I am certainly in the anti-tribalism group!!!!!

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    6. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by cryptoluddite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

      Because it's patently obvious that humans are the cause of it. It's just an absurd proposition that there is any other significant cause of climate change. Yes, you would have to be some kind a slack-jawed right-wing gun toting idiot, or equivalent, to think otherwise.

      You know all this mess in the gulf that people are hysterical about? Imagine 15,000 other deep water oil leaks of the same size spread out across the oceans, and what kind of hell that would be. Because that's the amount of oil we are burning each year. The idea that burning it all instead of letting it leak makes it all but harmless is madness. Less directly harmful that letting it leak, probably, but still plenty bad.

      Just being uneducated wouldn't even be enough to explain it. Take a look at yourself for instance. You "haven't made a final decision yet"? Science doesn't make "final decisions". If new facts come up, scientists change the 'decision'; there is no 'final'. The evidence is so overwhelming right now that really the only way to deny it is to un-scientifically hold out for an absolute... well we can't be 100.0% sure so reserve judgment. Mathematics and religion works on absolutes, not science. So it's not even a question of education or intelligence, it's really a question of whether you have to courage to face the facts or not.

      I think really the problem is that the scale of human activity is simply too great for many people to comprehend. People that haven't ever left their own town and aren't worldly just don't have the resources or motivation or fortitude to even contemplate it. So I don't hold out much hope for society to change before it's too late. And it's not too late, yet, but we'll need massive infrastructure changes or something drastic like say a solar shield to keep anything resembling our current climate.

    7. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just put your finger on why I don't spend as much time on Slashdot any more (not enough for my cookies to keep me logged in anyway). Sometimes it's better to just cede the playground to the bullies (congratulation bullies) who really aren't interested in a dialog anyway. Unfortunately in that regard Slashdot has become a lot more like Digg.

    8. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

      What, are you new to humanity? Humans have a natural tendency to turn everything into an us-vs-them thing, where the own group is seen as intelligent, and the other group is seen as evil. See also: politics, operating systems.

      Having said that, there are some additional reasons why this happens with AGW. For example, science has pretty much come to a consensus a decade ago, so it's somewhat fair to assume that many of the people who hold out either suffer from cognitive dissonance (e.g. they drive an inefficient car and don't want to be feel bad for it, so they don't believe in AGW), or have monetary motives (e.g. they sell oil). Not all of them, obviously, but as a generalization, it doesn't seem overly unfair.

    9. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Coriolis · · Score: 1

      It's difficult to know "who started it", but one cause might be that the skeptics also tend to refer to the pro-AGW crowd as fools, dupes, hippies, liars and members/supporters of a global conspiracy. Poo gets flung in both directions. There's no point complaining about the behaviour of just one of the parties.

      As someone who is firmly in the AGW camp, and as someone who gets occasionally frustrated with the behaviour of the other side, I can give you the things that annoy me, personally, the most:

      1. Endless restating of opposing arguments that already have answers without counter-arguments.
      2. Turning up, dumping said arguments all over a forum, then disappearing rather than sticking around to discuss them.
      3. Throwing around whacky conspiracy theories.

      All of these behaviours give them impression that you are dealing with someone who has not read or understood the scientific literature, but still wants to criticise it. When faced with this behaviour, I try and stay polite. Others do not :)

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    10. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by CrkHead · · Score: 1
      Most of us haven't the time nor resources to go through all the data on global warming. Kudos to you for making the effort.

      To your question:

      Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

      Experience.
      Since very few people can become experts in ever field, we rely on other experts. Just as I do not expect my users to know much about how a Unix server works and they don't expect me to know much about how account management works, they do their job and I do mine. When the only climate scientists that argue against AGW are nut jobs and those that highlight them are gun toting right wing nuts, we extrapolate.

      Of course there are exceptions. Some right wing nuts don't own any weapons and some drive sedans.

    11. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by inthealpine · · Score: 1
      I'm educated, have no gun in my home, and have left not only my town, but my country. I also happen think AGW science is not convincing.
      Now instead of arguing about GW, since I'm sure you don't listen to detractors anyways and it would be a waste of my time. The real question is now that I have dis-proven your premise:

      Yes, you would have to be some kind a slack-jawed right-wing gun toting idiot, or equivalent, to think otherwise.

      Do you massage me out of you dataset and continue with your premise?

      One thing I do find interesting is that the "slack-jawed right-wing gun toting idiot[s]" may say things you find silly like 'it's the solar cycles', 'there are natural Earth cycles', 'the Earth has been warmer', 'GW is a scam to take our money' and many more. Those same "slack-jawed right-wingers" tend not to make personal attacks as a whole group. Although it seems the educated AGW crowd couldn't have more contempt nor show it in any more childish of a way.

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    12. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      So I don't hold out much hope for society to change before it's too late. And it's not too late...

      Correction. It IS too late. Even if we were to completely halt all our emissions, the Earth would continue to warm. Short of taking incredibly massive steps to reverse the effects, some amount of climate change will still occur.

      The discussion is not about how to stop climate change. We simply don't have the technology to do so. Reversing some 200 years of industrialization in the span of a decade or two just isn't going to happen. Weaning ourselves of fossil fuels isn't going to happen in a decade or two. The discussion now is about the likely impacts and possible ways to mitigate/utilize those changes.

      It should be noted that there will be some positives that come out of climate change. However, at the moment the negatives outweigh the positives to the best of our knowledge. Hence all the research in determining what is likely to happen and how to prepare for it.

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    13. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minor point: no human being will ever be able to process all the data related to ACC (anthropogenic climate change). our supercomputers may be able to. But here is what i love: the deniers are afraid that a cabal of left wing scientists and environmentalists are using scare tactics, and manipulated data. ok, lets accept this. to what end: to stop our use of fossil fuels and move to a sustainable energy economy, and reduce the control large businesses have over our lives. Yes, some enviros also want to reduce the human population footprint, and some want to return us to a more rural lifestyle. that last one i can see people balking at, but come on, who in their right mind wants the population level at 7 billion plus? do you LIKE overcrowding? and even if ACC isnt real, running out of fossil fuels IS. they are trying to reduce the massive speed bump which will be caused when thousands of products and services suddenly go away or become prohibitively expensive. And for the corporate control problem: anyone who favors large corporations having control over us to governments is criminally insane. corporations cannot govern, they can only provide products/services that generate profits and grow like cancer (definitely a mixed bag). like guard dogs, they are a valuable part of human society, but they dont get free reign. reasonable control on the growth of private, undemocratic power is a given in any society. what is reasonable can be debated, but the idea is not. now, can we agree that the republican party should be bankrupted by a RICO investigation, and that the business world would be spurred to innovation and better customer service if the heads of the fortune 1000 ceo's were at the ends of pikes arranged in a semicircle in front of congress?

    14. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This got rated "Score 5: Insightful"?

      Well, ok, the score is right, but I defy anyone to read this reply to the parent and tell me with a straight face it shouldn't be "Funny". I don't think you can "Boldface" "patently obvious" and not be rated as funny. The reply author also used "absurd proposition".

      BTW, I do think global warming/climate change are manmade, but that doesn't keep the reply from reeking of funny sarcasm.

    15. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      The discussion is not about how to stop climate change. We simply don't have the technology to do so.

      But we do. There have been a few ideas put forth about artificially cooling the Earth, and people are starting to look at them seriously.

    16. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this keep coming up and get so upmodded as 'teh correct' answer. I don't know anyone that doesn't think the planet is warming, we have been since the last ice age. Or the fact that humans contribute something to it in the form of burning fossil fuels. But the question is, what % of the increase is due to our activity and secondly, is there actually anything we can do about it besides try to adapt? The AGW apologists would have you believe that all we need are carbon credits or cap and trade and we'll save the planet that or give up burning fossil fuel before it runs out. The planet will still warm even if humans were not here.

      All we can do is adapt.

    17. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      Your ramblings really have no basis in fact.

      Its alarmism 101.

      "WE CANT DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT.

      So lets to the most stoopid batshit crazy EXTREME thing we can, and we JUST MIGHT SLOW IT..."

      Go back under your rock and wait for the next bandwagon. There are enough people on this one we dont need the batshit idiots too.

    18. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by thebjorn · · Score: 1

      Having said that, there are some additional reasons why this happens with AGW. For example, science has pretty much come to a consensus a decade ago, so it's somewhat fair to assume that many of the people who hold out either suffer from cognitive dissonance (e.g. they drive an inefficient car and don't want to be feel bad for it, so they don't believe in AGW), or have monetary motives (e.g. they sell oil). Not all of them, obviously, but as a generalization, it doesn't seem overly unfair.

      I don't own a gun. My driving is limited enough that I only need to fill my gas tank three times a year. While I am fiscally conservative, I'm nowhere near the right-wing. Socially, I'm far left on the political spectrum. I'm 40 y/o. I work as a glorified code-monkey (with a MS), and I've been to half a dozen countries in Asia, most of Western Europe, the USA, and Canada.

      IOW, I'm neither gun-toting, a cognitive dissonance suffering SUV-driver, right-wing-nut, young/naive, un-educated, myopic, nor selling oil.

      What scares me most about the AGW debate is the religious fervor, with which its proponents attack their opponents. You say that "science" has come to a consensus a decade ago, but that glosses over mountains of politicking. What it boils down to for me is this: when there is a conflict between policies aimed at reversing AGW and policies aimed at eliminating e.g. malaria and food shortages; which policy should be prioritized? The answer, at least for me, is that malaria is far more deserving of mind-share than AGW.

    19. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's patently obvious that humans are the cause of it. It's just an absurd proposition that there is any other significant cause of climate change. Yes, you would have to be some kind a slack-jawed right-wing gun toting idiot, or equivalent, to think otherwise.

      I'm not going to argue that humans are not responsible for the current global warming, I'm just sayin don't claim that the only way climates can change is by by human intervention, thats a mighty big absolute you might want to reconsider... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age [wikipedia.org]

    20. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      And it's not too late, yet, but we'll need massive infrastructure changes or something drastic like say a solar shield to keep anything resembling our current climate.

      I think I'm following... If I'm not mistaken, you're suggesting that we send a vehicle deep inside the earth to plant explosions that will *speed up* the earth's core, thereby increasing the strength of the magnetosphere. I can only assume you've already found a significant cache of unobtanium, so the only thing left is to develop the laser boring system. I suggest we create an X-Prize.

    21. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between a hack and a solution.

      The ideas put forth so far are hacks. It doesn't solve the problem, but it might work as a band aid. That's all well and good except there may be other issues caused by implementing the hacks. Regardless, they are just covering up the real problem.

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    22. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Your ramblings really have no basis in fact.

      My "ramblings" are based on the scientific findings of the IPCC report, along with multiple research papers and climatological projections. Even stopping all emissions now, the Earth would continue to warm as it adjusted to the new CO2 levels (something that happens over decades).

      Apparently you can type so I assume you can use Google. This isn't new information.

      Its alarmism 101.

      No, alarmism is "OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST WHO WILL DESTROY THE COUNTRY!!11!!". As noted, repeating scientific results is not alarmism.

      So lets to the most stoopid batshit crazy EXTREME thing we can, and we JUST MIGHT SLOW IT..

      And where, exactly, do I suggest a "stoopid batshit crazy EXTREME" idea? That's right, I don't. Only in your crazed mind can you take what I said and construe it as such. Save your mad-dog skeptic routine for someone else.

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    23. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you understand how much you sound like a ranting loon. Your main factual argument that you use to berate the GP is that burning oil (in cars) is just as bad as spilling it all into the ocean. This is utterly false. We know it is false. Whether AGW is a serious concern or not, dumping all the oil into the ocean would be far worse ecologically. You've based your entire argument on a logical fallacy. Why would you do that?

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    24. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because people that have followed the science closely, and in many cases can understand the science itself, not just its conclusions, have become very, very tired of having to defend something that should by now be common sense. Or at least by now accurately and fairly reported on by the media.

      But when you have the most popular news programs in the entire country (Fox of course) still spouting inaccurate information about climate change, including Senators and leaders in this country, it can really deflate your hope in the reasoning power of humanity.

      So you start by explaining, then you move on to providing links and data, and that doesn't work. So next you engage in more emotional responses to selling the idea of AGW, by describing fringe benefits like no dependence on foreign oil, less pollution, saving oil for plastics, etc.. and that doesn't work.

      Finally, you just tell the person to shut up because by now you consider them an idiot.

    25. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to argue that humans are not responsible for the current global warming,

      What climate change do you think anybody is talking about? Do you really think people are arguing over climate change that happened 250 thousand years ago, and whether it was caused by cave men or not?

      Context.

      Use your brain. That's what it's there for.

    26. Re:Who are you refering to exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. --Nigel Powers

  22. normal glacier behavior-nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with AGW.
    It is normal glacier behavior, glaciers flow to the sea, and calve off.

    Indeed, glaciers receding (opposite behavior) is usually touted as AGW evidence.

    This is only indicative of positive mass balance for this glacier, nothing more or less.

  23. Nukes by Alcoholist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's nuke the bastard. That'll take care of it. It worked in Armageddon.

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    1. Re:Nukes by Kynde · · Score: 1

      Let's nuke the bastard. That'll take care of it. It worked in Armageddon.

      And I suggest you do it from the orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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  24. OMG by kenh · · Score: 1

    I can hear the commenters all across the internet now - "I've never studied anything about the arctic or the antarctic ice caps, climatology, or for that matter earth sciences in any real depth, but I KNOW this is proof of (insert really bad thing here)!"

    Of course, to save time, most folks leave off the pre-amble and get right to the "I KNOW this is proof of (insert really bad thing here)!" (The not knowing what you are writing about is just assumed...)

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    1. Re:OMG by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's amazing the number of people who feel they have an interesting opinion, isn't it.

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  25. almost a question by kqc7011 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to the article this is the largest iceberg since 1962, early 60's global warming?

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  26. how hard to tow to africa by Surt · · Score: 1

    I know they have some serious water supply problems in Africa ... so ... thoughts on just how hard it would be to tow this thing there? What are the challenges beyond boat power and grappling such a large yet fragile mass? How much would melt by the time it arrived?

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    1. Re:how hard to tow to africa by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The question is not so much "how hard to tow to Africa" (substitute your water-poor region of choice), but more "how soft". Ice is a pretty soft material : to attach a line or several that would allow you to put significant tow onto the berg, you'd need to build and maintain a huge anchoring system on the upper surface of the ice (OK, technically you could do it on the lower surface, but you add all the difficulties of diving to the difficulties of water-softened ice). Then your many, many attachment points would need to go to many many tug boats, or be gathered into a smaller number of main tow lines going to a small number of larger tow boats. You'd need some sort of fairly active monitoring of the anchoring system, to detect anchors that are slipping, or areas of ice that are deforming. Quite what you'd do about a slipping anchor or deforming area of ice ... that's a different, complex question.

      Someone else mentioned that it might be easier to just build a lot of coastal desalination plants ... may well be true. But desalination, even by reverse osmosis, is expensive in terms of equipment and energy.

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  27. Bad Science by retardpicnic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gets used here.... alot.
    Arguments both for or againsts a scientific problem should be framed as defendable proofs.
    We know that the top of Earth's atmosphere receives 342 watts of energy, in the form of sunlight, per square meter. Note that 107 W/m2 of this energy is reflected or scattered back into space by clouds, the atmosphere, and high-albedo features on Earth's surface. So, only 235 W/m2 (342 - 107) of energy actually make it into the atmosphere, and shines down upon us giving me women in miniskirts and the ability to grow food (both of which are....awesome)
    Furthermore, we know that 67 W/m2 of the incoming energy is absorbed by the atmosphere, and another 168 W/m2 is absorbed by Earth's surface. When energy is absorbed, it raises the temperature of the substances that absorb it (the atmosphere and surface of our planet, in this case); this causes those substances to radiate away that heat in the form of IR radiation. We can all agree that these are not simply my opinions right? For those of who are are unfarmiliar, these are called facts, lets keep going.
    About 390 W/m2 of IR energy starts upward from the surface, this difference being caused by longwave radiation needing an atmospheric window that does not have a lot of water vapor or gas molocules containing three or more atoms (i realize this is incomplete, i am atempting to simplify). The more of these conditions present in our atmosphere, the harder it is for longwave radiation to escape. So when we spew into the environment, and what we need to agree on is that adding vapor and GHG's to the environment increases the GW potential... right? Keep your fucking anecdotes to yourself, Using these things called facts we can see that keeping equilibrium becomes more difficult when we insist on changing the atmosphere. So don;t tell me you got two colds last year and only on this year so we are getting warmer, or that your uncle your uncles garden got frosted early thid year so we are geting colder. Or about ICEBERGS, this is an atmospheric issue, give me meaningful data about that and i will listen. Anyone who thinks that chnging the composition of our atmosphere will not result in temp change needs to back to school.

     

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    1. Re:Bad Science by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Thank you. This is what we need for meaningful discussion, not ranting and raving about various one off pieces of 'evidence' And of course, once again, I find myself reiterating my stance on "fixing' AGW.

      Anything We Do To Fix It, Must Not Cause Harm IF We Are In Error.

      seriously, In the last year, I have seen, here on /. as well as from many other news sources, the following ideas:
      1. genetically re-engineering kangaroos to not pass methane.
      2. genetically re-engineering cows to not pass methane.
      3. spreading reflective particles in the upper atmosphere.
      4. spreading iron oxide in the sea to promote plankton growth to absorb carbon and sequester it on the bottom of the sea.
      5. using machines to extract carbon from the atmosphere, and storing it in large inflatable tubes on the bottom of the sea.
      6. manufacturing large insulating blankets to wrap the glaciers in to prevent melting (seriously? you think we can make those without adding more pollutants than you are going to compensate for?)

      and that is just the start of a long and ridiculous list. Any one of these ideas could backfire hugely, the genetic engineering ones could wipe out entire species, the particles could poison animals, or cause far greater cooling than was needed, iron oxide in the sea could cause oxygen drops, kill other marine life, or other things. balloons of CO2 in the sea could rupture, rip lose and damage habitat, to name a few.
      You want a good, useful, effective way to scrub Carbon? grow bamboo. Bamboo can be manufactured into lumber, textiles, flooring, countertops, window blinds, and any number of other products. It sequesters carbon by growing, and grows quickly, allowing larger amounts to be stored. Plants only absorb carbon when growing, so old growth forest is not as useful as a rapidly growing product.

      The point is, DO NO HARM. we need a hippocratic oath for fighting global warming, or we are going to put ourselves into a bigger mess than we already are in.

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    2. Re:Bad Science by evilpenguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Insolation at the top of the atmosphere is approximately 1360 watts per square meter. Where do you get "342?" Are you perhaps considering only part of the spectrum?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insolation

    3. Re:Bad Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's the difference between insolation at noon at the equator and averaged over the Earth. Area of a circle is pi*r^2, of a sphere 4*pi*r^2. The ration is 4, and 1360/4 is 340.

    4. Re:Bad Science by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was.
      For the puspose of simplicity i was attempting to simplify and not get bogged down in arguements about direct vs. diffuse, the radiant power of different portions of the spectrum or any kind of trig. I was attempting to illustrate how Global warming, or dimming for that matter is actually achieved by using broad simple analogies and numbers. Sigh... i was so frustrated by the anecdotal evidence i see that i resorted to dumbing down, which ended in someone (rightly i might add) pointing out that I myself had selectively chosen variables. Thank you

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    5. Re:Bad Science by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

      I still feel my arguement stands though, my error was not fully explaining my calculations(like some kindly AC did), like the profs always say "show your work!"

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    6. Re:Bad Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    7. Re:Bad Science by NetNed · · Score: 1

      Easy fella. Don't you know how much funding is at stake here? If you simplify it too much and ask for the actual science that means neither side gets the millions upon billions in funding. We wouldn't what a concrete decision on this, would we?

    8. Re:Bad Science by evilpenguin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's beautiful, except the 1300 watt figure is already an average. I'm by no means an expert, but I have had a long time interest in solar PV, and the energy at the surface where I live for a flat plate collector aimed at solar noon is quite close to 1000 watts per square meter. Now, a mono or plycrystalline silicon panel, with its indirect bandgap absorption is only going to collect something on the order of 1/5 to 1/10 of that energy, but that doesn't change the fact that it is there.

      I actually agree with the overall gist of the original poster's argument. I just think when your rhetoric is expressing agitation at "bad science" and you then go on to make an argument that contains a serious error of fact, well, it undermines one's authority.

      I'm not jumping on a high horse here myself. I once in a loud and angry online debate confused hydrocarbons and carbohydrates. We all make mistakes. I expressed mine as a question. I wanted to understand where the figure came from because it didn't match my direct experience with PVs at 45 degrees north.

    9. Re:Bad Science by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      about 1000W of that makes it to the ground, depending on what the water vapor is doing. Maybe the OP means that that's the amount specifically absorbed by the atmosphere?

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    10. Re:Bad Science by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

      The average amount of energy that reaches the the top of Earth's atmosphere was what I clearly stated, you counter with telling my how much your flat plate collects at sea level aimed at polar noon....uh...ok... So uh....where exactly is my serious factual error? If anything my awful spelling undermines my authority, but rarely my math.
      Here is a calculatpor for my area http://www.apricus.com/html/insolation_levels_canada.htm (yes, i know this is sea level as well)
      or just look up the top of atmosphere data from somewhere else.

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    11. Re:Bad Science by drfreak · · Score: 1

      I think you had some good points there, but you lost me with all the spelling and grammatical mistakes; hence, I recommend you go back to school, my friend.

    12. Re:Bad Science by bazorg · · Score: 1

      shines down upon us giving me women in miniskirts

      which in turn result in devastating earthquakes.

    13. Re:Bad Science by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I do understand how in your opinion these must be facts.

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    14. Re:Bad Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Easy fella. Don't you know how much funding is at stake here?

      um, not very much? in case you didn't notice the part of the world with money to spend doesn't give a hoot or doesn't want to know the answer. seriously, a few mill of NSF money doesn't go very far, and you'll probably get the best theoretical planetary physics out of a guy who just uses pen and paper, and a lot of deep thought anyhow. the money is really not as good as the lip service. has it not occurred to you that any good numeric forecast modeler could make one phone call to any number of wall street firms and instantly quadruple their salaries?

      one of my favorite counter-recursive ad hominoms: "suspicion is a clear sign of a guilty mind."
      just because you think that way doesn't mean they do as well.

      that juicy grant you keep talking about is a myth. if only it were a billion..

    15. Re:Bad Science by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing that pound for pound (of meat) that kangaroos just produce way less methane than cows. So if we all started eating kangaroos instead of cows, then we could really cut down on the amount of methane. Of course, you won't be able to change everyone's diet. If you could, you could just declare that everyone should be a vegetarian, and really cut down on methane. Really, people (in general) eat way too much meat, and if for no other reason than individual health, we should probably cut down. But stuff like this isn't likely to change. Nobody wants to be told what they should eat.

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    16. Re:Bad Science by memristance · · Score: 1

      The number you are quoting is the solar constant, as measured by satellite.

      The number the grandparent is quoting is the average atmospheric insolation over all of Earth for a calendar year. I found a nice calculator provided by NASA that generates "a numerical table of monthly latitude insolation at top-of-atmosphere for a given calendar year" that backs up his provided average of ~342 W/m^2 -- see the bottom right.

    17. Re:Bad Science by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the earth receives on average about 1367 Watts/m^2.

      You're numbers aren't quite right, but the general premise is sound. The more "stuff" preventing radiation from leaving the Earth the more of it stays in the system.

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    18. Re:Bad Science by fritsd · · Score: 1
      OK, I'll give it a go:

      Anything We Do To Fix It, Must Not Cause Harm IF We Are In Error.

      Good idea. Let's take this as a starting point then.
      European Energy policy has this so-called "20-20-20" concept for starters, to be achieved by 2020:
      http://ec.europa.eu/environment/climat/climate_action.htm

      • A reduction in EU greenhouse gas emissions of at least 20% below 1990 levels
      • 20% of EU energy consumption to come from renewable resources
      • A 20% reduction in primary energy use compared with projected levels, to be achieved by improving energy efficiency.

      Now here comes my "radical lefty euro-communist hippy" claim ;-) :

      Implementing this "20-20-20" policy will not lead to any harm to our EU economies. It may be insufficient to mitigate global warming though. But it will allow more time for EU societies and industries to adjust to a post-peak-cheap-oil era.

      Comments?

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    19. Re:Bad Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We know that the top of Earth's atmosphere receives 342 watts of energy, in the form of sunlight, per square meter

      I thought the real figure was more like 1366 W/m^2?

    20. Re:Bad Science by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      " Anyone who thinks that chnging the composition of our atmosphere will not result in temp change needs to back to school."

      I've another one for you:
      "Anyone who thinks that the composition of our atmosphere isn't changing constantly needs to go back to school."
      or how about
      "Anyone who thinks that making a trivial change in a small fraction of a gas that makes up a truly infinitesimal portion of our atmosphere is somehow going to have some sort of cataclysmically multiplicative effect, and who thinks this effect will overwhelm natural corrective systems despite aeons of historical temperature data showing the planet cycling through MUCH warmer and MUCH cooler cycles needs to go back to school."

      How's that?

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    21. Re:Bad Science by evilpenguin · · Score: 1

      That's why I asked the question. I think you are talking about watts/m^2 averaged over 24 hours and I'm talking about watts/m^2 at solar noon. In other words, I think both figures are correct because they are different figures. I did use the phrase "factual error," and I really should not have because I think it was me missing the "real figure" you were using. And my original question was free of accusation because I was genuinely only asking for clarification. So this is, I think, an example of violent agreement. So please ignore my loaded reply (which also wasn't intended as an accusation because it still wasn't clear to me).

      So, to sum up, sorry for the rhetoric, and thanks for the clarification.

      I was trying to figure out why your insolation number was so much less than what I have personally observed and your number makes sense for a diurnal average (which is what you were using, yes?)

      Thanks!

  28. NOT A SCREAMING LOON by nten · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not a loon, it really is an envirocommunist worldwide conspiracy to overthrow the illuminati oil-lords. That only seems far fetched to those who uses non-rectal sources for their news. Step back a bit, look at the situation as a whole, and forget about the day to day details (facts at a high enough rate are just noise), then pull out a theory. Your colon can come up with interesting patterns, and facts are unnecessary ingredients for their assemblage.

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  29. Re:GISS by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "From the data he posted, it doesn't look like the 2000s, or even any multiyear period between 1980-2010 was exceptionally warm"

    The Artic is warming at about 3X the rate of temperate zones, the phenomena is called Polar Amplification, it was predicted by one of James Hansens models in the 80's and has since been confirmed by obsevation.

    "it would seem to suggest that a big iceberg calving in Greenland might not be global warming related"

    Somewhat tautologically the trend that shows AGW is causing ice loss is composed of billions of individual events, none of which can be said to be caused by AGW. It's like thowing dice that are loaded in such a way that the odds of snake's eyes are 10/36 rather than 1/36. You can never say for sure that a particular occurance of snake's eyes was due to the loading, but you can be certain the dice are loaded.

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  30. Not too big, not too small... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    ...just the size of Montreal.

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  31. Re:GISS by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    That may be, but the data the original poster posted does not seem to support that conclusion. If you have some useful information about that data then please share.

  32. Re:Bad Science (missing 1 Kw, must be cooling...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We know that the top of Earth's atmosphere receives 342 watts of energy per square meter

    I remember solar radation at the earth surface being around 1000 watts/meter.

    physics info Oh, 1.353 kW/m2

    Must be global cooling..... :-)

  33. Where are the conservaives? by fermion · · Score: 1

    Aren't they supposed to work to protect us from these type of stories. Does not /. rate a Patriot group, are we not as good as Digg?

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  34. as someone who take care of a pool by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    and who has in his computer a file called 'baby ruth-pool'
    kept to print as needed when the pool will be shut down for events 'beyond our control'

    I'm here to tell you bud, a candy bar sized object in the pool can CREATE SOME VERY FUCKING SERIOUS EXCITEMENT!

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    1. Re:as someone who take care of a pool by dumbunny · · Score: 1

      According to the satellite photo, the object is still in Greenland's lower colon. No need to clear the pool just yet.

      http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/08/08/opinion/08dotearthglacier/08dotearthglacier-blogSpan.jpg

  35. a candy bar in a swimming pool is exciting? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How about a turd floating around in your swimming pool? I think that might actually beat the glacier in overall excitement.

  36. Square Miles? by CrkHead · · Score: 1

    Why would a headline be looking at area instead of volume? They give us some numbers (in statues of libertys). Do we not have any estimates?

    It's like people that harp on Antarctic ice increasing, when most of that's because it's warm enough to snow and that new ice coverage is not very thick.

  37. Re:You came out of the woodwork fast by daveime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You can't take the average temperature increase of the whole fucking globe, and assume that because of that, an ice shelf breaking off in Greenland has been caused by it.

    You might as well argue that a snowball melting in Norway is caused by all those cunts in Australia using their barbecues.

    The A in AGW does NOT stand for AVERAGE, you dumb fuck.

  38. Re:kdawson - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that everything Katz posted was absurd so it made sense to filter him. kdawson does select a lot of moronic stories and make absurd edits but he is also occasionally on duty when stories that are interesting and really should be posted are in the queue and blocking all his posts would block those, too.

  39. Better solution? by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    I know they have some serious water supply problems in Africa ... so ... thoughts on just how hard it would be to tow this thing there? What are the challenges beyond boat power and grappling such a large yet fragile mass? How much would melt by the time it arrived?

    Well, this is true for lots of areas, not just Africa. If Australia suddenly had a LOT more water, look at all that western land they could irrigate, a'la California. The problem with just towing it is that even if you get most of it where you want, you still have the problems of getting the water ashore, and of coastal temperatures dropping rapidly.... but temporarily... and affecting local sea life.

    The better thing then would be to build more coastal desalinators and simply pump the fresh water inland via pipes. By the time you finish with the expense of continually towing ices, breaking it up, moving it ashore, etc, you might have enough to just build a plant and essentially do the same thing. To compensate for the lost salt, I suppose you could send a C-130 to where the glacier is melting and just start spreading the salt left over from the plant process.

    Who knows if all that is feasible, but since we do lots of desalinization already, I'd like to see someone address it.

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    1. Re:Better solution? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The main reason the areas that need water, need water is because they are located in a desert belt, caused by Hadley Cell" circulation which is dry and results in little rainfall. Desalinated water is not salt free like rain is so if you use desalinated water for irrigation, eventually the land will build up salt and the crops will fail. Australia has 84,700,000 hectares of salinised soil already; Africa 69,500,000.

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  40. MODS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello? Mod parent up??

  41. Re:GISS by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "If you have some useful information about that data then please share."

    The average temp in Greenland has risen ~3degC in the last century.

    You have the raw data and it's not hard to work out how to perform a least squares fit using a spreadsheet. Therefore you have everything you need to confirm/debunk my claim.

    If you would rather read about science than perform it then you could start by looking here and here, or if pretty graphs are your thing then try a this random article that took me two minutes to find via a google search

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  42. Move along, nothing to see here... by tiqui · · Score: 0

    the largest Arctic iceberg to calve since 1962

    OK, so there was one this size or bigger in 1962 before George W Bush, all the iPods, farting cows and SUVs caused all the global warming. Interesting. If there had not been a "worse" incident in 1962, it would have been said that this was the worst since 1920, or 1830 or whenever or perhaps "the worst ever". Sensational rhetoric like this works on the young precisely because they have such a short view of history. We are all supposed to be so shocked by the size that we do not pay attention to the date. This is by design; it's a common tool. Any young person will automatically translate "1962" to "way back in time before I was born" which will place it somewhere in the vicinity of WWII, the Roman Empire and the ice age (The time of black-and-white photos and cave paintings)

    Earth's climate has always been changing. The time to really worry is when the climate stops changing

    1. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say that the fact that tallest man who ever lived died in 1940 is evidence that humans are becoming shorter?

      The press mentions that "largest X since..." to give an idea of how special the event is. This does not mean that in 1962 icebergs were larger than today.

      It could even be that before 1962 they had no ways of detecting and measuring icebergs. It was only around that time they started photographing things from space. From all we can read in TFA this could be the largest iceberg ever known to have been formed.

    2. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by tiqui · · Score: 1

      It could even be that before 1962 they had no ways of detecting and measuring icebergs.

      Blasphemy!

      {sarcasm}

      How dare you claim that we do not have exact measurements of arctic ice for the past several million years?!?!? If that were true, then we would lack the information about what constitutes "normal" and what constitutes "extreme" over spans of time not measured by puny human lifespans. If we did not have such detailed satellite imagery from before the industrial revolution and, indeed, from the warming period between the last ice age and the ice age before that one, then we would not know whether this event was unusual for such a warming period or whether it had ever happened before in the absence of significant man-made emissions. You cannot possibly be saying that, can you? You are saying things that those evil deniers have said, and we know that they are all like the Nazis, so your morals are now in question; you are clearly a nasty person; nobody should listen to you, etc.

      You could get excommunicated by Pope Gore for such filthy anti-dogma ideas.

      You'd better say a few Hail Manns, crawl thrice around the IPCC headquarters building on your knees, and beg Gaia for forgiveness

      {/sarcasm}

      What's that you say? You claim you were just speaking honestly about a lack of data? You say you prefer an honest and calm discussion over the charge of Nazi-likeness and a demand for silence? Well so do those of us who have problems with AGW claims. I'll know that there might be some serious science involved when the proponents no longer need to accuse others of being Nazis and "deniers", and no longer try to make their case by lying, rigging peer-reviews, and withholding information.

      If we lack the historic data to perform an apples-to-apples comparison with modern data, then it should not be a problem to point to that fact and use it as an argument. We should be able to question claims that something is the "hottest ever" or the "coldest ever" or the largest or smallest ever (or over some range of time) when the person using the claim lacks the proof of the claim, or tries to distract from important caveats or contrary evidence. Human beings have been around for a remarkably short period of geologic time, they have been keeping records for only a fraction of that time, and they have lacked the ability to make and record observations of most of the Earth for an even smaller fraction of that small fraction of time. We have no equivalent observations from any previous global cooling or warming period to give this event any context. Is it sad? Sure, if you like the beauty of glaciers (as I do) but it might not be if you like the green meadows of a glacier-free Greenland. Is it reason to panic? No. Not if we lack the data to know whether this particular event is not a repeat of what happened during previous warming periods.

  43. 2 questions about atmosphere and weather. by andymar · · Score: 0, Troll

    1. How can tiny amounts of CO2 in the atmosphere affect the global temperature ?
    There is only 0.039% CO2. CO2 must then have some enormous heating mechanism.
    Has this heating been confirmed in the lab and/or is there a physical explanation ?

    2. The weather-forecasters doesn't seem to be able to predict how much rain there
    will be in, say, 2 days, with high accuracy. Yet, they claim there will be 30% more rain in
    30 years. Why is the accuracy higher for long-term forecasts ? The same goes for
    temperature.

  44. This is not about the earth by LKM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do people always talk about whether the earth will survive, or whether it has survived something like this before? Who cares about this rock. Global warming won't kill the earth; it'll be here long after humanity has gone. It doesn't matter whether earth has gone through this before, because we're not trying to save the earth. We're trying to save us.

    What matters is whether the current population of humans can survive a sudden, drastic temperature increase, not whether the earth can.

    1. Re:This is not about the earth by monkeythug · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of figuring out the best strategy.

      It's important to determine with a reasonable degree of confidence that the current warming is caused by humans, rather than having some natural cause we have no control over. If it is the former, maybe (just maybe) we can change our ways and stop it getting worse. If it's the latter, then there might be nothing we can do except figure out how to survive through it.

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    2. Re:This is not about the earth by LKM · · Score: 1

      It's important to determine with a reasonable degree of confidence that the current warming is caused by humans, rather than having some natural cause we have no control over.

      I disagree. First of all, this has been done. Here's one example of the conclusion: "Most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations." (from the IPCC)

      Second, it really doesn't matter when it comes to deciding whether we should fix the problem. The problem exists regardless of who the source of the problem is. The evidence is clear: We either fix it, or it's probable that the earth won't be able to sustain current human populations in the future. What the cause of the problem is is relevant when it comes to finding solutions. It's not relevant when it comes to deciding whether to do something about the problem

    3. Re:This is not about the earth by monkeythug · · Score: 1

      I disagree. First of all, this has been done

      There's no "done" in science - part of the process is to keep collecting evidence to increase the confidence in your conclusions (and refute those that disagree with your interpretation of the existing evidence)

      What the cause of the problem is is relevant when it comes to finding solutions. It's not relevant when it comes to deciding whether to do something about the problem

      Then we don't disagree, since determining the correct/best solution is exactly what I was referring to!

      I don't think very many people these days are seriously doubting the GW bit, it's just the Anthropomorphic bit they're not entirely certain about. This is the context behind people looking to see if the earth has been through this kind of thing before.

      If you tend to agree that the warming is mostly caused by humans (and FTR that includes me too), then clearly at least part of your strategy has to be "lets stop doing that and making it worse". If you're still in the camp that thinks it's all natural your strategy is going to be "it'll get better on its own if we can just live through it". Picking the wrong strategy ranges from "wasting time and energy trying to stop the unstoppable which could be the difference between surviving or not" to "trying to wait for the warming to end whilst continuing to make it worse". So it's important we're as certain as we possibly can be that we've got it right!

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    4. Re:This is not about the earth by LKM · · Score: 1

      There's no "done" in science

      Yes, of course. When I said "this has been done", I meant "scientists have made a determination with a reasonable degree of confidence." I did not mean "this is done forever, scientists will never be able to change their mind about this, ever again."

    5. Re:This is not about the earth by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Why do people always talk about whether the earth will survive, or whether it has survived something like this before?

      Why do you bring up straw men? The parent said nothing about "the earth surviving".

  45. Show me the data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a person sceptical about everything, and a scientist by training, I'd just like to see the data and the code they used to analyze it -- if you can't produce that then don't bother trying to convince me one way or the other. This goes for the AGW "scientists" Mann and family as well as the anti-AGW crew. Show me the data or get out of my face.

  46. So you throw poo at everyone. Smart. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So you throw poo at everyone. Smart.

    "Oh look at me, I'm sooo moderate!".

    Arsehole.

  47. 2 answers about atmosphere and the weather by mangu · · Score: 1

    CO2 must then have some enormous heating mechanism.

    Yes, it's called "the sun", not to be confused by the company recently acquired by Oracle.

    Has this heating been confirmed in the lab and/or is there a physical explanation ?

    Yes and yes. The physical mechanism is the different rate by which CO2 absorbs radiation at different wavelenghts. At visible light wavelength, at which the sun throws energy upon the earth, CO2 absorbs little radiation, so sunlight strikes the earth warming it. At longer wavelenghts, at which the earth radiates energy into the space, CO2 absorbs more radiation, so the heat is trapped.

    This can be confirmed by very simple tabletop experiments. You can do it yourself in your kitchen with two transparent plastic bottles, some vinegar and baking soda or any other means to generate CO2, an incandescent lamp or even sunshine as a source of radiation, and a couple of digital thermometers.

    The weather-forecasters doesn't seem to be able to predict how much rain there
    will be in, say, 2 days, with high accuracy

    That's because rain is binary, it either rains or not. What they predict is the probability of rain during a given period over a given area. Try averaging their predictions over a few weeks or months.

    A simple analogy: no one can predict with better than 50% accuracy if a thrown coin will show heads or tails, but if you try enough times it will be 50% of each, for sure. What the weather people do is to analyze that coin and say, "hmmm, this coin is crooked, it will show 'rain' 75% of the time".

    1. Re:2 answers about atmosphere and the weather by andymar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are an idiot

  48. You will have a shorter life of a LOWER quality by mangu · · Score: 1

    I would personally prefer a shorter life but of a higher quality

    Seen the news lately? Global warming is causing huge floods, massive wild fires, and enormous landslides. These are three of the top news items today.

    Global warming is a pact with the devil. There's no way you can profit from that.

    1. Re:You will have a shorter life of a LOWER quality by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Yeap, this will teach me right to make posts that can be interpreted in too many way.
      In my post, I disagreed that the rate is the problem, because the absolute value is the one that gives us trouble (and huge floods, massive wild fires and enormous landslides are not caused by a rate).
      As to shorter life of a good quality: do yo think that efforts to correct the global warming will be a piece of cake? However, I'd pay the price to start now with the hope that I'd see some better quality in my life before dying.

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  49. Who's attacking who? by mangu · · Score: 1

    so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?

    What I've seen is usually that the "anti-warmists" claim that this insult comes up, but every refutation I've seen comes with consistent scientific arguments.

    When you have sources with plenty of reliable scientific data, when you have graphs like this you don't need to call names.

    1. Re:Who's attacking who? by inthealpine · · Score: 1

      And when the anti-AGW person says you faked the data and wont let anyone see the raw data, you call them a poo head and cry home to Gore.

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  50. Thanks by mangu · · Score: 1

    You are an idiot

    I think you gave an answer to a question someone asked above:

    "Why is it, when this topic comes up, so many people that are on the side that says human centric global warming is a fact; tend to use the argument that anyone who does not agree with them is a right-wing gun toting SUV driving mentally crippled slack jawed idiot?".

    I think your questions, my answers, and your retort are a perfect counterexample to what he was saying.

  51. lets do the math by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    A 100 square mile chunk of ice, at the most a mile or two, maybe three miles thick at most, the Atlantic ocean alone is 31,830,000 square miles.

    A 100 square mile chunk of ice is not enough to even make a noticeable difference in the sea level or temperature when it melts.

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  52. Mod parent upto what? Kindergarten? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the looks of it, he never outgrew his diaper, or is a randy retired senior citizen from Seizure World that falls asleep in the drivethrough for hours at a time. I was half-expecting him to wake-up to find his dead dog dog-knotted on his backpussy, and his own face lying in the half-eaten pile of sh1t. But there you go, I've now been sucked into the Twilight Zone and Slashdot is the little boy that controls reality or I randomnly die from it's angry stare.

  53. What's there not to like about trib? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go lesbians!

  54. A new measurement scale! by mangu · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new measurement scale overlord: candy bars per swimming pool. We have all grown tired of Volkswagens per Library of Congress by now.

  55. Re:Bad Science (missing 1 Kw, must be cooling...) by mangu · · Score: 1

    We know that the top of Earth's atmosphere receives 342 watts of energy per square meter

    I remember solar radiation at the earth surface being around 1000 watts/meter.

    What he meant was that, of the somewhat more than 1000 watts/square meter that reach the top of earth's atmosphere, 342 watts are absorbed there and the rest passes through to the lower levels.

  56. Re:GISS by kenh · · Score: 1

    You said: The Artic is warming at about 3X the rate of temperate zones, the phenomena is called Polar Amplification [wikipedia.org], it was predicted by one of James Hansens models in the 80's and has since been confirmed by obsevation. (Emphasis added)

    So, without any intensive investigation into the matter, it would seem that James Hansen had several different computer models, and this one model, the one that predicted "Polar Amplification," was proven correct after the fact. What of his other models? Were they all equal until one was "confirmed" by history? To me, this underscores that we don't really know about the climate, but we have lots of ideas.

    I believe the saying is "thorw enough stuff against the wall, something is bound to stick"...

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  57. Ballon Boy by kenh · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until the Mainstream Media latches on to this and we get "Balloon Boy"-like coverage of this chunk of ice floating out to sea goes 24x7, until it melts, and the seas don't measurably rise (not that any reasonlable person on either side of th edebate would expect them to), they'll move on to the futile "disaster"...

    Or maybe a better analogy would be that this will be the world's biggest slow-motion white bronco chase...

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  58. Re:GISS by budgenator · · Score: 1

    The data from GISS weather stations is pretty rotten in the arctic, DMI, Danish Meteorological Institute is much better, Air temperatures are primarily below freezing now, water temps guessed at between 0 and 3.4C, nobody seems to have anything working in the area of interest.

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  59. The reason such people are called idiot by aepervius · · Score: 1

    The reason is the same as for holocaust denier, or 9/11 troother : once a certain critical mass of fact has been cumulated, it makes any hypotheses ignoring that mass of fact, immediately falsified upon inception. People holding such hypotheses as true (holocaust never happened/9-11 was controleld explosion/there is no AGW) go square agaisnt such a fact. And you see the same tactics :
    * Stuff which has been debunked many time over get always served in such conversation, usually in rotating fashion (argument 1 , thena rgument 2 , then argument 3, and then abck to already debunked argument 1).
    * When advised to look at certain source, those source are prejudicied assumed to be paid off/not wanting to go agaisnt consensus for their carrier.
    * anecdotal evidence (falsely) is taken as falsification of trends.


    See, exactly the same is happenning for all those denialist. There was a time where one could DOUBT, due to lack of fact, there was a time where skepticism could have been warranted. But the mountain of fact continued to cumulate for AGW. Sure one need to be open minded, but at some point one also have to recognized that the contrary explanation has an extremly low probability.

    We are frankly past that time, and this is why AGW denislist, are put in the same camp as holocaust denialist, or as 9-11 troother : they are qualified as IDIOT, because they keep rehashing the same 100 time debunked factoid, without coming with a REAL falsification of what they want to decry.


    Open minded don't mean to have the rbain fall out. Denialist of all sort simply don't want to accept that their pet theory goes agaisnt scientific or historical findings.

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  60. dillude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see, that's how nature captures the excess CO2 from your SUV ...
    atmospheric CO2 being more soluable in fresh water then ice.
    if anybody is having a fit, it's probably the plants:
    "WAT? the water is now salty and absorbing my precious CO2?"

  61. Running the numbers by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    That is exactly what originally got me reading Slashdot. Eventually someone would always end up running the numbers. It's a shame that it has fallen out of fashion around here.

  62. Re:GISS by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

    From the data he posted, it doesn't look like the 2000s, or even any multiyear period between 1980-2010 was exceptionally warm in the majority of the measurement sites with a reasonable amount of historical data.

    Really? Just eye-balling the data the period 1980-2010 looks decidedly warmer than the period 1880-1910. True, there were a number of exceptionally warm years in the 30s and 40s, but the turn of the century still looks warmer, most notably with regard to the colder years in those periods. None of this is to say anything about the statistical significance of any trend, or lack thereof or course. Be that as it may ...

    it would seem to suggest that a big iceberg calving in Greenland might not be global warming related.

    Now that is a strange claim. "Global warming" is about the imbalance between heat entering the atmosphere and heat leaving. Actually that imbalance (the "greenhouse effect") is a necessary pre-condition for life on earth, global warming is actually about a shift in that imbalance towards greater heat retention. Retained heat can go various places. It can heat the air, it can heat the water and melt ice. Melting ice therefore, is just as indicative of global warming as rising air temperatures are. It would seem decidedly odd to claim that increasing air temperature "might not be global warming related." So how is this claim made in regard to melting ice?

    Of course this calving can occur for reasons other than the mere fact that more heat is being retained in the global atmosphere. Inter alia from the force of greater ice deposition upstream in the glacier. So the significance of this calving needs to be understood in relation to other factors, such as how much ice is being deposited on the glacier as a whole.

    Look, I'm sitting on the fence on this one. It may indeed be true that this calving is not global warming related, but a number of years of unusually warm local air temperature the 30s does not seem to me an especially compelling argument. I'd be more convinced if you could show me, for example, greater recent ice deposits.

    Now I have to say that polar amplification has always seemed a counter-intuitive result to me, since I would have suspected that the large polar ice masses would act locally to cool the air (ie warming would manifest as melting ice). But my scientific training was in pharmacology, not climatology, so what would I know? (As both the model predictions of polar amplification and now the observed results indicate -- not damned much!)

    A bigger one calving in 1962 also supports that.

    Two problems here. 1) It's an example of the logical fallacy of affirming the consequent. (Ie. calving can result from various causes) 2) The atmospheric concentration of GH-forcing gases (and thus the theoretical increase in the heat retention balance) had already risen significantly (against the pre-industrial background) by 1962, so absent any other evidence, you cannot really claim that that calving was "not global warming related," (not to say that it was).

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  63. Re:GISS by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

    [I]f pretty graphs are your thing then try a this random article that took me two minutes to find via a google search.

    The problem is that your google search has no way of determining the authority or credibility of the "information" sources that come up as hits. [Hint: read the text in between the pretty graphs and look at the disinformation peddled by that site in general before you recommend it]. Better that people read science than reading about it!

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  64. Re:GISS by radtea · · Score: 1

    Even if there is global warming, it can still be colder one year than the other, even though the trend is upwards.

    Right, except no Warmist ever writes in a correction to any popular news site when they post things that say, "2010 has been an exceptoinally warm year, increasing fears and awareness regarding Global Warming."

    If Warmists were merely the honest toilers in the halls of science they claim to be, surely they would be as concerned to correct that error as any of the many similar errors of the Denialists, and we would see earnest comments from them explaining that although 2010 has been exceptionally warm that's just "weather", not "climate", and conscendingly explain the difference.

    Why is it that we never see that?

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  65. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With that much ice, we're gonna need a lot more whiskey...

  66. Re:GISS by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Right, except no Warmist ever writes in a correction to any popular news site when they post things that say, "2010 has been an exceptoinally warm year, increasing fears and awareness regarding Global Warming."

    Is reasonable within a warmists' political agenda, to attempt to dissuade or calm people's fears, or tell them they don't need to worry about this year's increased temperature?

    Why would people want to go out of their way to downplay things that make it look to the naive person as if they were right?

    It would almost be self-deprecative to the "warmists"

  67. Re:GISS by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Don't get your knickers in a knot, it was just a turn of phrase. Climate is much easier to forecast than weather. Generally a researcher uses one model and runs it many times using many different senarios. Larger efforts such as the IPCC average the output of many different models running a few standard senarios.

    "was proven correct after the fact"

    Yes, testable predictions are what distingushes science from all other philosophies. That said, I agree we can only make "big picture" predictions on climate. I belive a more appropriate saying is "perfection is the enemy of progress".

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  68. Re:GISS by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Agreed, bad random choice.

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