How the Internet Is Changing Language
Ant writes "BBC News reports on how the internet is changing language. What was once understandable only to the tech savvy has become common. From the article: 'To Google' has become a universally understood verb and many countries are developing their own Internet slang. But is the Web changing language and is everyone up to speed?'"
"[...] is everyone up to speed?"
No. That's the whole point of slang - you use it to show that you belong in a specific subgroup. If everyone is "up to speed" on some slang it no longer works as slang. Everyone who wants to show subgroup membership (and that's everybody, pretty much) will start using other new words and expressions instead.
Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
back in time : Slashdot = News for nerds, stuff that matters.
now : Slashdot = Useless stuff, badly reported, just to get clicks.
and "Leetspeak" in which some letters are replaced by numbers which stem from programming code.
Last time I checked, none of my code l00k3d 1ik3 7h15.
Not only has the internet changed the way some people speek, but just the common use of keyboards without the intervention of editing or editors (or thinking, sometimes) has contributed to the way we speak online, and occasionally in real life. A few examples that pop to mind are "borken," a simple transposition of the "r" and "o" in broken-- and of course thanks to the Swedish Chef. That transposition also gave us the incredibly useful word "bork" as well. The transposition "teh" has also crept into usage, usually to show some sort of derision or sarcasm.
What other transpositions or artifacts of keyboard usage can /. come up with?
This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen... --Hobbes
aw, that takes all the fun out of it!
A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.
So many complaints about /. articles.
So why do you people come back ... and waste time reading ... then wasting more time commenting?
Come to Australia so we can strip search you and rob you of your internets, pr0n, rights and freedoms.
I'm sorry, but it's all cringeworthy. When you start spelling your emotions, you should seek counseling. I have a home schooled friend who used to do that. There are some things friends shouldn't let friends do. This is one of them...
He now laughs like a normal person, and may even have a date in the near future. There is always hope...
Just read the real bible and you'll be confusing fundies left and right.
That's true; for example, most of the fundies are anti-drug and anti-alcohol. But the bible has absolutely nothing to say about drugs, and absolutely nothing bad to say about alcohol. Most of the fundies really worship money rather than God, even though the bible is transparently anti-greed. Pat Robertson has converted more Christians to athiesm than all the athiests at slashdot put together.
As to your recipe, you misread it -- the dung is used a fuel for the oven to bake the bread, not as an ingredient.
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What? No mention of Slashspeak? No "If you loose at poker, your a bad player, and you will run out of chip's"?
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Wow,the word of God sure does change a lot. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that people wrote it and rewrote it to suit their own agendas.
"I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain