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How To Make Authentic Lightsabers

IQpierce writes "My good friend Bradley W. Lewis has set up a site for his hobby: building replica lightsabers at home. These aren't your average cheap pieces of plastic, in fact they're more authentic than the Master Replica sabers: Brad tracks down the pieces of equipment actually used to build the original props — or, when they're unavailable, very close replicas, that he further customizes with a metal lathe in his garage — and puts them together with loving attention. My favorite part is the embellishments he does add, on the inside of the saber — his replica of Luke's saber from ANH can be opened to see authentic-looking internals such as a glowing crystal (as well as another surprise — an autograph from Luke himself, Mark Hamill). Each project is documented step-by-step with hundreds of photos — whether you're a hobbyist, or just a big Star Wars geek like me, you'll find it interesting."

128 comments

  1. Truly by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Truly, news for nerds.

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    1. Re:Truly by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What I want to know is whether Bradley W. Lewis will still consider IQpierce a good friend when he sees his download overconsumption charge.

    2. Re:Truly by BeefMcHuge · · Score: 0

      Here is Coral Link in case his site gets slashdotted. http://www.slothfurnace.com.nyud.net/index.html

    3. Re:Truly by FourG · · Score: 1

      Or when Lucas/ILM sues the pants off him as they are apt to do.

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    4. Re:Truly by memnock · · Score: 1

      as far as nerds are concerned, how comfortable would a pasty, pudgy nerd feel wielding a weapon with a similar hilt as the Obi Wan ANH saber? that handle would probably feel uncomfortable to even those used to holding similar weapons.

  2. Does it Amputate Jedi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this "light saber" is incapable of amputating Jedis or other humanoids then it is just an expensive toy.

    Why is this on slashdot? /. is serious business.

    1. Re:Does it Amputate Jedi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How did you manage to fit so much stupid into such a short post?

    2. Re:Does it Amputate Jedi's by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How did you manage to fit so much stupid into such a short post?

      Maybe he practices on Twitter a lot.

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    3. Re:Does it Amputate Jedi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The density increases until it explodes and creates a 6000 year old universe. Godbigbang it!

    4. Re:Does it Amputate Jedi's by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

      How did you manage to fit so much stupid into such a short post?

      The farce is strong with this one

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  3. Lightsabers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're not authentic until I can cut my neighbor's car in half with it.

    A sonic screwdriver, on the other hand, is pretty easy to make if you have access to a ceramic resonator and a quantum power source.

    1. Re:Lightsabers? by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're not authentic until I can cut my neighbor's car in half with it.

      A sonic screwdriver, on the other hand, is pretty easy to make if you have access to a ceramic resonator and a quantum power source.

      I made a sonic screwdriver that can turn off TVs...

      Of course, what that really means is that I took TV-B-Gone code that someone else wrote, and a sonic screwdriver toy that someone else made, and built the TV-B-Gone circuit inside the Sonic Screwdriver... Still, it was an interesting (and sometimes frustrating) challenge... The worst of it was when the circuit would fail after the toy had been reassembled and repainted.

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    2. Re:Lightsabers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not authentic until I can cut my neighbor's car in half with it.

      To do this, first move to a universe with different physical laws. You'll probably die in seconds, but next build or buy a working lightsaber. Next, move your neighbor's car to this universe and quickly cut it in half. Lastly, before dieing, move yourself and the car back to your universe of origin. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

    3. Re:Lightsabers? by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Psychic posts are easy too...this one is actually blank for example.

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    4. Re:Lightsabers? by dkf · · Score: 1

      A sonic screwdriver, on the other hand, is pretty easy to make if you have access to a ceramic resonator and a quantum power source.

      Like a silicon solar cell? Those have existed for years, yet I still don't see (or hear) sonic screwdrivers all over the place.

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    5. Re:Lightsabers? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You mean you're not really offering to have identical busty triplets with blond, brunette and red hair come over and help me build cool lego ships?

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  4. Props? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does this article mean when it says "original props"?

    1. Re:Props? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Original prop, as in the ones actually used when they made the movies.

    2. Re:Props? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whaddya mean, "prop"? Whaddya mean, "movie"?

      Holy midi-chlorians, are you claiming they're just FICTION?

      Next thing you know someone's gonna insist that the moon landings were filmed on a soundstage.

      I, for one, find your lack of faith disturbing.

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    3. Re:Props? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to imply that Star Wars is not a documentary?

    4. Re:Props? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 0

      THAT'S NO MOON... IT'S A SPACE STATION!!!!!
      Sorry Caps Lock needed for emphasis and dramatic effect.

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    5. Re:Props? by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Filmed on a soundstage? No wonder they look so inauthentic. You'd think they could have at least gotten an actual movie studio.

    6. Re:Props? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The historical documents are all filed under Galaxy Quest.

    7. Re:Props? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I, for one, find your lack of faith disturbing.

      Annie? Is that you?

    8. Re:Props? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or a type of fan which transmits power by converting rotational motion into thrust

    9. Re:Props? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, find your lack of faith disturbing.

      I, for one, welcome our new quote-and-meme-combining overlords.

  5. Safety first by yack0 · · Score: 1

    Just be careful, those things are dangerous around kids. Look what one of the little rugrats did to me this weekend! http://john.keimel.com/images/saber-1.jpg

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    1. Re:Safety first by Monchanger · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's just a flesh wound!

    2. Re:Safety first by tenco · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's just a flesh wound!

      Already cauterized.

  6. It's just a neon light tube.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was expecting fancy lasers, but this is just a neon light tube attached to a metal cylinder.

    1. Re:It's just a neon light tube.. by Again · · Score: 1

      I was expecting fancy lasers, but this is just a neon light tube attached to a metal cylinder.

      You might want to take a closer look at some of the pictures. The details on the "metal cylinder" are phenomenal.

    2. Re:It's just a neon light tube.. by PagosaSam · · Score: 1

      And Hamill's sig inside is pretty cool too!

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  7. And Lucas says... by by+(1706743) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cease and Desist in 3...2...1...

    1. Re:And Lucas says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luke Skywalker ok'd it. That beats George Lucas' approval any day in my book.

      Personally, if I were George Lucas, I'd celebrate this guy and very possibly give him a job. Anyone with that kind of passion and ability is someone that I'd want working for me. But that makes too much sense.

    2. Re:And Lucas says... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This has been my hobby for quite some time now as well. Less with lightsabers and more with many other Star Wars props. You pretty much can not buy official licensed replicas that are more than about 75% accurate. I've always been shooting for 99-100% accurate. I have rebuilt the stormtrooper E-11 blaster from an original demilitarized sterling SMG, the tank scope, industrial counter, slide rails and other original parts used to make the original prop. I've also done the same thing for Boba Fetts blaster made from an antique British flare gun, 2 cell graflex tube, parts from the Rivel visible V-8 engine, and many other parts.

      It's a hobby as much as anything else. Geeky in the scifi/fantasy realm as well as gives me a chance to build things.

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    3. Re:And Lucas says... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Personally, if I were George Lucas, I'd celebrate this guy and very possibly give him a job.

      A Job? The actors just hold bright green PVC pipe these days and have the guns CG'd in.

    4. Re:And Lucas says... by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Guns? You mean walkie-talkies.

    5. Re:And Lucas says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did George Lucas ever sue Ronald Reagan ? (For the Strategic Defebce Intitative often called "Star Wars") ?

      He should also sue gamma ray burst producing collapsing stars (refered to as "death Stars"

    6. Re:And Lucas says... by deniable · · Score: 1

      Greedo shot first with a walkie talkie? I didn't know.

    7. Re:And Lucas says... by deniable · · Score: 1

      Did anyone ever play the 'SDI' game in the '80s? I wanted it at the tine, but couldn't find it. It had a fake Luke on the cover.

    8. Re:And Lucas says... by by+(1706743) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Less with lightsabers and more with many other Star Wars props. ...I have rebuilt the stormtrooper E-11 blaster...same thing for Boba Fetts blaster...

      Very cool. After all, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

  8. Hobbies by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know it's good to have a hobby. I guess I'm just more inclined to hobbies with real world applications like building cars or furniture.

    Of course this is beyond cool!

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    1. Re:Hobbies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, hobbies should have real-world application. It's a matter of survival as someday (soon, perhaps, given the state of the world economy) you may find that you're hobby is your livelihood. Not a lot of demand for toy light sabers in the post meltdown world.

    2. Re:Hobbies by tibman · · Score: 1

      Well then, your hobby better be hunting, fishing, or stealing...

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    3. Re:Hobbies by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Ranger, fisherman or thief? But I wanted to be a white mage!

    4. Re:Hobbies by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a shame metalworking and electronics don't have any applications other than building lightsabers.

    5. Re:Hobbies by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Touché

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  9. Have you seen the directions? by HangingChad · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There are a lot of expensive tools at work in those articles. A lathe, drill press, a gas torch for soldering, plus a lot of junk for spare parts. I think the equipment list would put this safely outside the hobbyist category.

    Now if someone came up with a kit that you could use to convert an old flash gun, that would put in the hobbyist realm.

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    1. Re:Have you seen the directions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, it's ridiculous. All that work, and it still isn't a real lightsaber, like the props were based on.

    2. Re:Have you seen the directions? by vlm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the equipment list would put this safely outside the hobbyist category.

      All the tools listed are multi-use and frankly not very impressive. Buying a two to three figure drill press hardly makes you a "professional". Even my metal lathe and associated gear is probably barely over three figures.

      Also, the computer hobbyist industry is oriented around zero resale value and extremely fast obsolesce, whereas all the tools you listed are pretty much "buy once per lifetime" (assuming you don't buy chicom garbage). A 30 year old PC-XT clone motherboard is probably not as cutting edge and useful as my fathers 30 year old dremel tool... My decade old metal cutting bandsaw is much less obsolete than a decade old graphics card.

      My computer hobby mostly results in full landfills, whereas a hobby like metalworking is a bit more like a real capital investment.

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    3. Re:Have you seen the directions? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of expensive tools at work in those articles. A lathe, drill press, a gas torch for soldering, plus a lot of junk for spare parts. I think the equipment list would put this safely outside the hobbyist category.

      Nonsense. It's just a matter of what sort of hobbyist you are... How committed you are and what kind of budget you have to play with.

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    4. Re:Have you seen the directions? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, the computer hobbyist industry is oriented around zero resale value and extremely fast obsolesce, whereas all the tools you listed are pretty much "buy once per lifetime"

      Or in some cases buy once per several lifetimes. I fully expect to inherit several of my father's tools, just as he still uses some of his father's tools. Granted they do wear down, but a lot of these items can even be rebuilt/repaired as a hobby in itself. In a pinch, I can still call him up and have him work with me on some of the items where I require a tool he has in his workshop.

      And somewhere in the background, Harry Chapin plays on the radio.

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    5. Re:Have you seen the directions? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      All of that can be had for less than the price of a single camera body that hobbyist photographers use. What about hobbyist revheads hotting up their cars? For the cost of a car you could buy several of these complete metalworking setups. Like fishing? Know how much it costs to buy a boat?

      Metalworking and electronics is actually one of the cheaper hobbies in the grand scheme of things.

    6. Re:Have you seen the directions? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      lathe, drill press, a gas torch for soldering, plus a lot of junk for spare parts

      all the tools you listed are pretty much "buy once per lifetime"

      All those tools would definitely be "once per lifetime" for me, in the sense that I would only use them once (or less) in my lifetime.

    7. Re:Have you seen the directions? by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      and for those that don't want or need such tools can probably get most (all?) of what they need relatively cheaply from say emachineshop or the like. also a good idea if you are bad with power tools unless you like having 3 1/2 fingers.

    8. Re:Have you seen the directions? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, my dad tried to get me to listen to Harry Chapin. I didn't have the time.

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    9. Re:Have you seen the directions? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      and for those that don't want or need such tools can probably get most (all?) of what they need relatively cheaply from say emachineshop or the like.

      Huh. I didn't know about them. I've always had my dad as he works in a machine shop, but as I was just about to set about designing a small heat engine, that might be a bit more time efficient. Cool site, I love the internet! Wouldn't have imagined this 15 years ago.

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  10. Originals by wjousts · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw some of the original props at the Children's Muesum in Indianapolis several months ago, and close up, to be honest, they look like crap. You might not want to use the original movie props as your standard to aim for.

    1. Re:Originals by proxima · · Score: 1

      I saw some of the original props at the Children's Muesum in Indianapolis several months ago, and close up, to be honest, they look like crap. You might not want to use the original movie props as your standard to aim for.

      That doesn't surprise me. Yet there are some movie props which should have really intricate detail. I'd love to see some of the miniatures used in Lord of the Rings; perhaps without the camera effects they'd still seem underwhelming, but given the budget involved I think they have a better chance to impress.

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    2. Re:Originals by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are different grades of original prop. Just like you have main actors/heroes and stunt men, props get the same designations as either hero or stunt. The hero props are finished to a higher quality in order to get closeup shots, while the stunt ones are used for background and stunts that may damage it. Many of the museums and travailing prop displays end up with the stunt versions.

      All that being said, still most movie props are not typically of high quality. They are meant to serve a visible purpose for what is sometimes only a few seconds of screen time. There are two camps within the prop enthusiast community much like the vi vs. Emacs debates you'll find the 100% authentic warts and all vs the imagined version as it would really be if it rolled off a manufacturing line.

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    3. Re:Originals by BigSes · · Score: 1

      A great example of this is a recent episode of Pawn Stars when somone brought in an Indiana Jones whip. However, it was for an extra, not used on film, and not exactly accurate. It was still worth a decent pile of coin, but nothing like the real deal,

  11. Authentic by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Informative

    authentic - 2: not counterfeit or copied

    Maybe I'm just splitting hairs, but unless Lucas has given some sort of formal approval, building your own lightsaber is the opposite of authentic.

    If I build a Porsche 911 in my garage out of parts from other cars and parts I made myself, it wouldn't be considered an authentic Porsche. Even if I (miraculously) made it faster, lighter, or otherwise better than the real one.

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    1. Re:Authentic by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just splitting hairs, but unless Lucas has given some sort of formal approval, building your own lightsaber is the opposite of authentic.

      If I build a Porsche 911 in my garage out of parts from other cars and parts I made myself, it wouldn't be considered an authentic Porsche. Even if I (miraculously) made it faster, lighter, or otherwise better than the real one.

      But if you made your car shoot out a stable, contained bolt of blaster plasma in sword-shape, I'd buy two.

    2. Re:Authentic by vlm · · Score: 1

      authentic - 2: not counterfeit or copied

      Maybe I'm just splitting hairs, but unless Lucas has given some sort of formal approval, building your own lightsaber is the opposite of authentic.

      Unless Lucas built "real" operational lightsabers and death stars, I don't think hes capable of giving "formal approval". Now talking about trademark violations, maybe.

      Its like talking about "authentic" religious trinkets and miracles.

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    3. Re:Authentic by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But, if you made it out of mostly original found Porshe parts by salvaging though junk yards, reconditioning them, and then machining the few parts that you weren't able to find it would be mostly authentic. It may not be an authorized reproduction though.

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    4. Re:Authentic by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      You're using the wrong definition. Try this one:

      "Made or done in the traditional or original way, or in a way that faithfully resembles an original" (source)

      The wording was "more authentic" as these were compared to sold items which are said to be farther removed from the original design/intent. And given the original props are not commercial items, the definition you used loses all meaning- you can't counterfeit a fictional item.

    5. Re:Authentic by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      The original props are not fictional items. They are really truly real items in most cases(*). They are, though, meant to resemble fictional items.

      (*) Some fully CGI made props are not real items.

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    6. Re:Authentic by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Well, is it a Porche 911 because it came out of a Porche 911 factory, or because it's a car made out of parts that match the specs to build a Porche 911?

      If the former, then no, you can't build a Porche 911 in your garage, even if you use "real" Porche parts. If the latter, yes, you could.

    7. Re:Authentic by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not to split hairs, but George Lucas is no longer qualified to approve items as being authentic. There was a time where he was, but then he decided to change what authentic meant several times and re-imagine large swaths of the series, at which point he legitimately lost all claim to authority on the subject.

    8. Re:Authentic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the word authentic derives from the same word as authority. And one of the key meanings of the word is that there is an authority to claims.

      But you bring up an interesting point. If you take the meaning that it is a real lightsaber, that implies something more than authentic. In my car analogy my homemade 911 would be a real car, but it wouldn't be a real Porsche and be extension it would not be an authentic one.

      But it's widely accepted that operational lightsabers do not exist because the technology does not exist. So "real" has a different meaning in this context.

  12. Please don't do this by Phoenix+Dreamscape · · Score: 5, Informative

    The price of Graflex synchronizers has gone through the roof because of Star Wars nerds who want their own authentic-looking light sabers. This is a real nightmare for those of us who love flash bulb photography, since new Graflexes aren't being made anymore (except replicas without the electronics, specifically for building light sabers). Please, if you want to make a light saber, buy a Graflex replica instead of an original. They're cheaper, in better condition, and don't deprive anyone of a now-rare useful tool.

    1. Re:Please don't do this by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should totally sue George Lucas...

    2. Re:Please don't do this by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who says my love for Star Wars props isn't greater than your love for flash bulb photography? Please stop depriving me of my precious Star Wars props by using them for flash bulb photography!

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    3. Re:Please don't do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a real nightmare for those of us who love flash bulb photography,

      All 3 of you?

    4. Re:Please don't do this by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Those old Graflex are so bright, are you sure you're just not using them for deer-hunting??

    5. Re:Please don't do this by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      TL;DR: QQ

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  13. wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or, when they're unavailable, very close replicas

    Yo dawg, I put a replica in your replica so you can almost-authentic while you almost-authentic.

  14. I guess you could say... by clo1_2000 · · Score: 0

    The force is strong with this one

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  15. Its now virtually impossible.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    to get hold of a Speed Graphic/MPP flashgun nowadays thanks to these damn buffoons who need an "authentic" lightsabre. They're almost as criminally culpable as hotrod builders who take increasingly rare classic vehicles and prostitute them into something only a deranged magpie would love.

    Once the Chilean miners have been rescued, I would like to post lightsabre makers and their customers DOWN the rescue shaft.

    Bah!
     

    1. Re:Its now virtually impossible.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to a buffoon that wants to maintain the integrity of MPP flashguns?

    2. Re:Its now virtually impossible.... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're one of those antique flash photography enthusiasts. You damn luddites are the ones that drive the prices up from what should be a standard low demand original styled lightsaber replica. Upgrade to a modern camera flash or go jump down the rescue shaft your self.

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    3. Re:Its now virtually impossible.... by men0s · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you, as one type of artist, are complaining that a different group of artists should not be able to use the same medium as you, because it raises prices. What makes your camera-toting artists more deserving of these MPPs than the lightsabre makers? Moreover, don't you think this also raises prices for the lightsabre makers and buyers, not just the picture-takers?

    4. Re:Its now virtually impossible.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yet someone with a metal lathe and the skill to make a lightsabre could simple make the flashgun housing out of tube of aluminium, heck it could even be made to look like a Graflex. On the other hand here we have perfectly good flashguns being trashed and the group who wish to used them for their original purpose are incapable of making their own or substituting for something else. It's good to have all the power isn't it?

    5. Re:Its now virtually impossible.... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      to get hold of a Speed Graphic/MPP flashgun nowadays thanks to these damn photography buffoons who need to take photos using flash bulbs.

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  16. Authentic... by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:Authentic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Authentic... I do not think it means what you think it means.

      I am altering the meaning of the word. Pray I don't alter it again.

    2. Re:Authentic... by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well played.

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    3. Re:Authentic... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      This language is getting worse all the time...

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  17. But... by general_ka.os · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A TRUE Jedi builds his own lightsaber.

    1. Re:But... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Fucking lightsabers: how do they work?

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    2. Re:But... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fucking lightsabers: how do they work?

      You've managed to Rule 34 a lightsaber

      Nice work, bozo.

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    3. Re:But... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing not very well. I mean the first time you try, you end up with a gaping hole in places where one typically prefers to be unholed.

    4. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we can't have nice things.

    5. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha!

    6. Re:But... by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      not his fault. someone must've beat him to it as there was already a scene (sort of) in Drawn Together a couple years back.

  18. Big deal. It doesn't really work. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Big deal. Until someone makes one that actually has a useful blade, it's just a handle.

    Those lightsaber guys never fought very well. See Hit Girl's first fight, in "Kick-Ass" for someone who can handle a double-ended weapon. Chloe Grace-Moretz spent a few months at the Toronto Circus School, plus martial arts training, to prepare for that fight, and it shows.

    1. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      The kind of blade that goes through steel and concrete like a hot knife through butter? Not likely at all. It's a fantasy. Can't we just leave it at that and move on?

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    2. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It's a fantasy. Can't we just leave it at that and move on?

      You must be new here.

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    3. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

      The kind of blade that goes through steel and concrete like a hot knife through butter? Not likely at all. It's a fantasy.

      Well, no.

    4. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      I love their ad slogan from the pages little flash intro: "Dramatic improvement of hole quality." Seems like my life long search up until I got married.

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    5. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Regardless of it's cutting ability, the lightsaber shares something in common with more mundane bladed instruments: You really don't want to get hit by it. I imagine that would lead to more commonality in fighting style than you might expect.

    6. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by syousef · · Score: 1

      The kind of blade that goes through steel and concrete like a hot knife through butter? Not likely at all. It's a fantasy. Can't we just leave it at that and move on?

      These guys are buying industrial equipment to mill a replica. Does that not answer your question for you?

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    7. Re:Big deal. It doesn't really work. by srothroc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, they never fought well at all... Chloe Grace-Moretz's few months at a circus school and martial arts training easily trumps Ray Park's decades of kung fu and wushu experience.

  19. If it's really authentic by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I should be able to cut through blast-doors, and deflect shots from droid-decals.

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  20. Bah! by Rary · · Score: 1

    Hokey religions and ancient relics are no match for a good blaster at your side.

    Wake me when he builds one of these.

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    1. Re:Bah! by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he did, I'd find him and beat him for ruining something that is one of the best examples of early semi-automatic handguns. http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg90-e.htm

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  21. Even Rachel Maddow knows how to by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Even Rachel Maddow knows how to make a lightsaber. All you need is two highlighters. Look: http://www.mediaite.com/online/this-exists-rachel-maddow-reveals-her-secret-lightsaber/

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    1. Re:Even Rachel Maddow knows how to by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Sorry to follow up to my own posting. But Rachel's lightsaber is not authentic. Hers require a cap at the tip to close it down. What does she think it is? Some broken BP oil well? To contain it with some kind of cap? For a weapon to be elegant in a civilized age, it needs a button at the base which turns the beam on or off. So much for her nerdiness.

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  22. And for the encore by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    We're going to make a functioning Hellraiser's Puzzle Box, a TRON light cycle out of real light, and with this box of dehydrated air I'm going to make a bucket of water.

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  23. DOES NOT CUT, DO NOT WANT by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Ain't a real lightsaber until you can take off an arm with it.

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  24. Re:Here's comes a troll mod. Punish me! by uncanny · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: No sex was had during the making of these replicas!

  25. I wonder how good they are for a LIGHT shave. by GarryFre · · Score: 1

    Sorry I just had to make pun of it. Neat pics but oh god it loads slower than a slothund in a bantha's stomach.

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  26. No wonder Graflex camera flashes were so expensive by DrDitto · · Score: 1

    As someone who was recently doing large-format photography with vintage Graflex photographic equipment, I was wondering why the eBay prices for vintage Graflex flash accessories seemed so high! Arghh....Star Wars Nerds!!

  27. Isn't capitalism great? by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    Anybody with money can do whatever they want with stuff they purchase. Picasso's 1959 Trois Femmes was purchased with intent to cut it up into 500 one-inch squares and sold as individual Picasso paintings. I was unable to verify if this actually happened, but you get the point.

  28. Re:No wonder Graflex camera flashes were so expens by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    As someone who was recently doing light saber prop replica building with vintage Graflex photographic equipment, I was wondering why the eBay prices for vintage Graflex flash accessories seemed so high! Arghh....Camera Nerds!!

  29. You call that authentic? by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1

    It's not authentic unless you can slice an enemy in half with it. Bzzzzzzzt!

  30. He's right by mangu · · Score: 1

    When I saw the title I read the summary hoping to get tips on building a humongously strong laser that fits into a cylinder the size of a sword handle.

    To my disappointment, I found that the article should be named "How To Make Authentic Lightsaber props"

    1. Re:He's right by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Seeing that there isn't a real lightsaber that is "a humongously strong laser that fits into a cylinder the size of a sword handle" - all of the lightsabers that are in existence are essentially what you would consider "props". So this is an article about building a lightsaber close to the originals that have already been built. Or in other words, authentic.

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  31. please cite by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Could you cite the section and paragraph that makes your claim legitimate? Or is this just your emotional response to Lucas taking a huge shit all over his own art?

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  32. I call BS. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    This has nothing to do with your love for flash bulb photography. I made my own flashbulb circuit for a 1980's SLR. You could do the same with your Graflex. It won't be authentic Graflex kit, but you shouldn't let that get in the way of your love for flash bulb photography.

    This does influence the Graflex collector market, but you should be able to make an equivalent circuit from off the shelf components. You can probably even find Graflex reflectors, because the light saber people don't use the reflector.

  33. Sounds like a perfect "ask slashdot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear slashdot, some insensitive clod has purchased the flashgun from the guy I bought a Graflex from. Now I need an equivalent circuit to use to synchronize my flashbulb (which are getting hard to find) with my shutter in my Graflex. Is there any way I could make one from off the shelf components and circuits?

    1. Re:Sounds like a perfect "ask slashdot" by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Better yet, Dear Slashdot, I just bought a flashgun from some insensitive clod. Turns out it was actually a lightsabre. I need some way to synchronize the lighting of the lightsaber with the shutter in my Graflex. :-)

  34. Meme mixing by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    THAT'S NO MOON... IT'S A SPACE STATION!!!!!

    You forgot "YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!" to match the original meme mixing.

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  35. Authentic...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... when is somebody going to make a _working_ lightsaber..... :)

  36. On Graflex by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Cool, I'm from Rochester, so that makes a mention of Graflex a local story.

    Also, those who insist upon old cameras seem as stuck in the past as those who insist upon old music-recording media. :P

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  37. In before lawsuit! by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    In 3... 2... 1.