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AMD Hates Laptop Stickers As Much As You Do

pickens writes "David Pogue writes in the NY Times that when you buy a new Windows PC, it comes festooned with stickers on the palm rests: one for Windows, one for Skype, one for Intel, one for the laptop company, maybe an Energy Star sticker and so on. 'It's like buying a new, luxury car — and discovering that it comes with non-removable bumper stickers that promote the motor oil, the floor mat maker, the windshield-fluid company and the pine tree air freshener you have no intention of ever using,' writes Pogue. But the worst thing is that when you peel them off, they shred, leaving adhesive crud behind. 'When you've just spent big bucks on a laptop, should you really be obligated to spend the first 20 minutes trying to dissolve away the sticker goop with WD40?' But AMD has a solution. Starting next year, AMD will switch to new stickers that peel off easily, leaving no residue; after that, it's considering eliminating the sticker program altogether."

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  1. Not on Mac? Really? by e065c8515d206cb0e190 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try to remove that huge apple that says "I overpay my hardware" with WD40...

    1. Re:Not on Mac? Really? by DeadboltX · · Score: 5, Funny

      You may not be able to remove it with WD40 but you can sure cover it up with a WD40 sticker

  2. Not just laptops.. by slashkitty · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have them on desktops too, even some monitors have obtrusive logos. One of the things that Apple got right with their computer products.

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  3. Stickers by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

    My MacBook had nothing of the like. It just didn't.

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  4. That's why by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I buy Apple, I hate branding so much that I am happy to report it came out of the package without stickers marking my allegiance to one company or another. It also comes with this cool light on the back in a funny shape that's not really useful, but I'm sure I'll figure it out its purpose someday. It's really cool, you guys should try it.

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    1. Re:That's why by Atriqus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I buy Apple

      ...

      I hate branding

      *Head Explodes*

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  5. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by ThatMegathronDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only downside for pure citrus orange oil is that your laptop may smell like oranges for days.

    That's a downside?

  6. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by hedwards · · Score: 3, Funny

    It makes a certain black man get confused and think that there's a kid in trouble.

  7. Re:I like stickers by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    I peel them off and put them on other things. My Atari 2600 has Intel inside.

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  8. Business laptops by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps you could look at business laptops, generally they only come with 1 or 2 stickers

    1 for the Chipset/Processor
    other for the OS(If it was included)

    and, removing the stickers on thinkpads is extremely easy, run Prime 95 + Furmark for 15-20 minutes, use TPFC to disable the fan. Soon the sticker area heats up enough that you can just peel it off with minimal residue..

    And, its unlikely that a short burst of high temp's will damage the processor in any way

  9. "Designed for Microsoft Windows XP" by DrJimbo · · Score: 4, Funny

    My kitchen garbage has been adorned with this sticker for over a decade.

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    1. Re:"Designed for Microsoft Windows XP" by Radish03 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried that with a Vista sticker on my toaster. The day after putting the sticker on, the toaster died.

      I suspect the toaster took it as a threat and just offed itself, lest it suffer a worse fate.

  10. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I prefer to use C4. I prefer the smell of almonds to oranges.

  11. Re:I like the stickers by Haffner · · Score: 5, Funny

    left turn! left turn! left turn!

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  12. Re:WD40 by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really? I read it 14 times, each time with a different voice, gradually getting faster and faster.

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  13. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It smells like victory.

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  14. Re:WD40 by mark72005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nota Bene: You should not make a great breakfast with it after cleaning gadgets.

  15. Re:Two words: rubbing alcohol by IICV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course not! Try it in someone else's home, your shit is flammable.

  16. Re:I like stickers by Fumus · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the "Designed for Windows" sticker came off by itself after two years of using my ThinkPad, I put that sticker on my wall, next to the window.

  17. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about his left C4?

  18. Re:WD40 by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nose oil.

    No, seriously.

    Peel off as much of the sticker as you can, preferably until there's just a schmutz of glue left, then rub your finger on the side of your nose and use that to loosen the rest of the glue. After a little rubbing, you can wipe it all away with a cloth or towel.

    It's free, all-natural, always handy, and something you want to get rid of anyway.

  19. Re:Goo Gone or limonene by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 5, Funny

    These days most of the babies used to make baby oil are kept in cages and fed a genetically-engineered diet which is designed to greatly boost the production of the fats which most of the oil is squeezed from. So it's not really "natural" anymore; as they saying goes: garbage in, garbage out.

    If you can, try to find baby oil which is squeezed from organic free range babies. It has a much higher quality due to the more varied diets and additional nutrients they get from natural foraging behaviour; however it's a fair bit more expensive and many stores don't carry it at all. I think the average free range baby yields about 3 litres of baby oil when squeezed; you get around 10L from a battery-farm baby.