Slashdot Mirror


When the Senate Tried To Ban Dial Telephones

An anonymous reader writes "With the Senate now looking to have the government block access to websites it deems to be bad (which seems to be called 'censorship' in other countries), it's worth pointing out that the Senate doesn't exactly have a good track record when it comes to deciding what technologies to ban. Back in 1930, some Senators came close to banning the dial telephone, because they felt that it was wrong that they had to do the labor themselves, rather than an operator at the other end."

63 of 506 comments (clear)

  1. Forward thinkers by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3."
      -- Alice Kahn

    Maybe the Senate was far more forward thinking than any of us give them credit for.

    --
    John
    1. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That sounds awfully like the older people who complain about "self checkouts" at a supermarket. For one thing, they're not mandatory (at least not yet), and for another, I vastly prefer them as they tend to have much shorter waiting times, and I can scan and pay much faster when doing everything myself. It makes no sense that "other people should be doing this for me" when all it involves is pressing a couple of buttons, and in the end the result is far more convenient - and should result in savings for you when the store or whatever has to employ less staff.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Forward thinkers by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In principle I agree with you. In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell and any saved money will go straight to the pockets of the executives.

    3. Re:Forward thinkers by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Informative

      For me self-checkouts are slower. Simply put: I don't move as fast as the full-time worker does. It takes me about 3 times longer. Also the "scale" often doesn't register when I move my item into the shopping bag.

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      "I did."

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      (removes item. Puts back into bag)

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      "Grrr." (pulls item out of shopping cart and dumps into bag)

      "Thank you sir. Please scan next item or press done to continue." ----- Yes that's right. I stole an item. Not my fault the machine doesn't work right. It's the store's fault.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    4. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in practice, I can grab a few things and check out in 30 seconds. The stores are already fucking with me over membership cards and overpriced beef.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    5. Re:Forward thinkers by cj_nologic · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thank you sir. Please scan next item or press done to continue." ----- Yes that's right. I stole an item. Not my fault the machine doesn't work right. It's the store's fault.

      How does the machine know you're a man? That's scary.

      Unless of course you're not - in which case, you're right, the damn machine doesn't work right.

    6. Re:Forward thinkers by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll only use a self checkout if I don't have to wait behind another customer. Most people are way too technologically incompetent to scan their own merchandise.

      Watch the slow ones some time. They don't understand the scanner has to see those little stripes. They'll bounce the product up and down on the scanner as if that's the magic action required to get it to cooperate. Or they'll wave it back and forth and back and forth like it's a mystical ritual. They'll never try anything that might actually help, like locating the barcode, or changing the orientation, or smoothing the wrinkles from the wrapper.

      A cashier is almost always faster than a random human.

      --
      John
    7. Re:Forward thinkers by MayonakaHa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I hardly qualify as "older" and I honestly think self checkouts are a waste of time and resources. When they're properly maintained and every item is entered correctly in the system and has a bar code I'm sure they'd work perfectly. As a former retail checker for several years and a customer I know that's hardly ever the case. SKUs change too fast to keep up with sometimes and maintenance from the equipment vendors doesn't come often enough and they react too slow to emergencies. The number of times I've gotten stuck on "Please put your item in the bag" are too many because it can't detect the weight properly and not to mention it feels like the laser in the scanner is much weaker than the one on a proper checkout terminal. If there's an issue you have to wait for the single employee who manages at least four of those self checkouts to come over and fix it. Usually that means waiting for them to finish with the other one or two customers with issues.

    8. Re:Forward thinkers by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FEWER staff, not less.

      Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits. You honestly still believe in such fairy tales?

      Thirdly if such savings, in a fantasy world, WERE passed on to you, then you would see fresh produce for $0.98 per pound instead of $0.99 per pound. Face it, the company has passed on the cost of labor onto you, the consumer. And you think self-checkout is an advance and it makes no sense to do it otherwise!

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    9. Re:Forward thinkers by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize that grocery stores actually operate on pretty thin margins; but I have a very hard time believing that the fairly elaborate(and deeply buggy and annoying) "theft prevention" mechanisms in the self checkouts actually work well enough to justify their existence.

      Pretty much every item in the store is marked with the weight of its contents, and the packaging weights within classes of objects don't vary too much(ie pound of shitty store-brand coffee vs. pound of the good stuff). Even an amateur should be able to break the weight-based verification system without breaking a sweat; but it is inevitably either failing to register my small items or freaking out because I've accidentally left the corner of my bag of earlier purchases just slightly on the scale. I'd assume that, if you are one of the pros(stealing mass quantities of baby formula to cut your drugs with or whatever) it isn't rocket surgery to haul out a scale and work out precise weights for your UPC swap scheme. Never mind, of course, that the checkout system doesn't know that it exists if you don't scan it.

      I have to imagine that it would be more efficient to have one loss prevention/old lady helper dude watching over 4 or 5 checkouts that focus on efficiency, rather than paranoia, instead of having zero humans watching a bank of paranoid but ineffectual self-checkout units...

    10. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits. You honestly still believe in such fairy tales?

      Have you not noticed the insane price wars always going on between major supermarkets?

      I don't really check the prices of stuff any more to be honest, but I assume the reduction in staff will indeed show up as savings, the same way that Amazon can afford to be so cheap.. razor thin margins to attract a large volume of customers.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    11. Re:Forward thinkers by similar_name · · Score: 3, Informative

      My experience has been completely different, though my roommates is similar to yours. When we buy groceries I check us out.

      I don't deny there are some bugs but I think the majority of problems come from being an immature technology.

      The following are my thoughts on the casual observations of the way my roommate and I check out.

      The machine has a very limited margin of error for the timing between scanning and weighing and scanning the next item.

      The scale for instance can lag because the initial force of dropping the item in the bag registers more than rest weight. If you scan the next item before the scale stabilizes it throws the thing out of whack and it won't recover until the cashier comes over. In the meantime the software starts to lag and the instructions don't keep up with the customer's actions. This spirals into a very unpleasant experience for the customer.

      One solution could be to wait until the end when everything has stabilized to report an error. And then to have an idea of which item it could be that it doesn't understand. It would also help if the stores realized relying on such exacting weights problem cause more shrinkage than people who go in with the intention of shoplifting.

      That's my 2 dollars worth anyway.

    12. Re:Forward thinkers by gander666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same argument around the proliferation of ATM's at banks. It was originally a vehicle to reduce staff expenditure (salary, benefits etc.), and save money. The irony is that you are often charged more for using an ATM transaction than to walk into a live branch and talk to a teller for the same transaction.

      Talk about messed up

      --
      Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress ... but I repeat myself. - Mark T
    13. Re:Forward thinkers by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was using a self-checkout at a grocery store and was somewhat bemused when I was asked to put a helium-filled mylar ballon in the bag. Thankfully there was an employee nearby to override the machine's demands. I wonder what weight was associated with that UPC? Was it negative? :)

    14. Re:Forward thinkers by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Funny
      This 1000 times. I always bring my own bag, not only out of habit, it was common were I started doing it, but it also means I do not have to deal with their crappy bags.

      Yeah, but if you don't use their plastic bags, you have to spend money to buy condoms.

    15. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Saving $2/day leads to an extra $700 per year for vacation/toys. That's something like 3 full weekends of dance workshops, for instance.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    16. Re:Forward thinkers by RalphSleigh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like the self-checkouts and find them quicker, but there are a few rules

      1) Nothing age limited or in a security case that requires staff interaction anyway, just queue for the human when buying booze.

      2) Unpackaged fruit or anything you have to weigh is a bit hit and miss.

      3) Please please please understand the simple concept of showing the scanner the barcode, reverently placing the item in the dead centre of the scanner/scales platform thing and saying a prayer will not make it scan. I have seen far too may people fail to understand this, despite presumably having spent their entire lives watching the human operators do it. Ditto when its moaning at you to put the item in the bagging area, leaving it in your buggy/handbag/in another bag on the floor won't work.

      --
      Come as you are, do what you must, be who you will.
    17. Re:Forward thinkers by CapOblivious2010 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This 1000 times. I always bring my own bag, not only out of habit, it was common were I started doing it, but it also means I do not have to deal with their crappy bags.

      Yeah, but if you don't use their plastic bags, you have to spend money to buy condoms.

      What? You haven't switched to the new reusable fabric condoms? Shame on you! Polluting the earth with all your throwaway non-organic condoms...

    18. Re:Forward thinkers by Restil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What do I care if an executive makes more money? My ONLY concerns when grocery shopping is that I can find and afford what I want, and get out of there as quickly as possible. If I have 2 items and there's an open self-checkout station, why WOULDN'T I want to use that instead of waiting 5+ minutes in even the express line?

      Of course, it only makes sense to do it if you have a small number of items. The checkers who don't have to wait for the voice prompt to scan the next item can blow through 100+ items a lot faster than I could. But I like having the choice.

      -Restil

      --
      Play with my webcams and lights here
    19. Re:Forward thinkers by jmac_the_man · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Same argument around the proliferation of ATM's at banks. It was originally a vehicle to reduce staff expenditure (salary, benefits etc.), and save money. The irony is that you are often charged more for using an ATM transaction than to walk into a live branch and talk to a teller for the same transaction.

      You only get charged an ATM fee at an ATM that isn't your bank's. You wouldn't be able to perform an ATM transaction at a bank that isn't your bank either. Complain about ATM fees if you want, but this is a dumb reason to complain.

    20. Re:Forward thinkers by socsoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had absolutely no problems that have held up people when I do something like buy a twelver of corona and a few loose limes. It takes no time to show your id, if they even care. Then you punch in the code on the produce sticker or look it up. I take less time than someone trying to figure out how the hell to swipe their debit card. Your rules could be condensed to "if you're a retard or have a cart, use the regular line."

    21. Re:Forward thinkers by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

      FEWER staff, not less

      Fewer staffers, less staff. (the former being countable)

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    22. Re:Forward thinkers by Xveers · · Score: 3, Funny

      This I can top. My local store has us pay for bags (voluntarily, mind you) by ringing in a PLU code. Only five cents per plastic bag. Pretty common fare around here. Anyhow, so I tell it I grabbed one plastic bag, and then it asks me if I wanted a bag for it. Which would then mean I'd have to plug in another PLU code, and then it would ask me for ANOTHER bag... and so on and so on....

    23. Re:Forward thinkers by NemoinSpace · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's what they said about ATM's right before they started charging you to use them.

      Of course if I have to put up with one more cashier that can't count and can't speak I may use self checkout more.
      Or shop somewhere else.

    24. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some banks offer a refund of such ATM surcharges, either limited $$ per month or unlimited, i'm thinking E*Trade Bank, Charles Schwab Checking, ING Direct, Merrill Lynch, Arcacia, Everbank, GMAC, USAA, and others.

      Many banks also have 'home network', where there are no surcharges to transactions on ATMs 'in the network'. You can avoid surcharges, either by picking the right bank, or by going to the right ATM, there are a wealth of choices.

      ATM surcharge is an idiot tax :)

      [Or a tax for people who are in need cash fast in an emergency, from some casino or convenience store with a 3rd party operator]

      Sometimes you have to pay for extra convenience. But your bank is indeed happy to let you use their ATMs for free, instead of using the teller -- they won't charge -- in fact, they'll encourage it.

    25. Re:Forward thinkers by AlecC · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the UK, ATMs in the walls of banks are generally free to all users, including customers of other banks. ATMs in other places - groceries, pubs, hotels etc - generally charge £1.50 or £1.75 - about $2.00.

      --
      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
    26. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ATM transactions save them money. The ONLY reason they charge a surcharge is because they lobbied Congress to allow them to do so. They were already making money by spending less. Which do you think costs more? A bank building with tellers inside or a dumb box and phone line? There is zero legitimate reason to ever charge an ATM fee. They simply make money over and above their massive savings.

      What part of 3rd party don't you understand?

      These organizations didn't even have tellers before ATMs, or they weren't providing services to people who did not have an account with them.

      For example: you could not go to a convenience store and withdraw money from your bank account and get cash right there, before the convenience stores started buying and operating ATMs, to get surcharge $$$ for the service.

      As for banks: You can't go to $RANDOM_BANK_OTHER_THAN_YOURS and see a teller to withdraw money from your account at $YOUR_BANK, unless you have an account there.

      Some banks might offer check cashing services to non-account holders, for an extra free, most do not, they require ID of an account holder to cash a check at an in-person teller.

      With ATMs, they are providing services to people (who are not their customers), whom they never provided servies to before; purely for the convenience of other people.

      There is no profit in cashing a non-customer's check or allowing your facilities to be used by a non-customer, unless you charge a fee for the service.

  2. Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Gotta save those phone operators jobs!" This is really no different than those backwards member states (i.e. OR and NJ) that don't allow self-pumping of gasoline. They probably would outlaw self-dialing too if they had thought of it.

    Every time I drive through NJ I pump my own gas, not because I'm anti-full service, but because they move so damn slow. I have better things to do than sit in my car for ten minutes waiting for an attendant to show up, especially if I still have a 2 hour drive ahead of me.

    --
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    1. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been a New Jersey resident for ~10 years. You're definitely full of crap because you would told be to STFU and sit back in your vehicle if you actually tried to pump your own gas. If you did not comply you'd be refused service and told to leave.

    2. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Michigan is the last "Pricing Law" state, meaning EVERYTHING on the shelf must be priced or face fines from the Department of Agriculture. They claim it helps to create jobs, when the reality of it is, the small to mid-size stores never get hit, and they go after the BIG guys whenever the budget is running short (i.e. constantly). More associates aren't hired as a result of this, rather, less freight gets moved out on a daily basis due to budgets and then customers complain whenever they can't find anything.

      The cases-per-hour for a Walmart associate outside of Michigan: 60.
      The cases-per-hour for a Walmart associate in Michigan: 35.

      Figure 5 hours for true stocking in any given shift means 300 cases min/hr, vs. 175 min/hr. It really is an antiquated law, that makes even putting things on sale a burden to the store and it's associates (Ever have to re-price 600 Yoplait cups from .55 to .50? An epic waste of time).

    3. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow, you guys sure are fucked up.

    4. Re:Luddites by devent · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Germany the service of gasoline pumping is outlawed because of the health issue. If you pumping gas for 20 or more years 12 hours a day you will get very costly health issues. But if the customers pumping, they are pumping maybe once in a week, they will not notice anything.

      Nice backwards thinking, USA. But on the other hand, most of you don't have health insurance anyway, so the service guy will die with 50 anyway.

      --
      http://www.mueller-public.de - My site http://www.anr-institute.com/ - Advanced Natural Research Institute
    5. Re:Luddites by lag10 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in South Jersey. I pump my own gas. Not because I'm anti-service either, but because I don't trust anybody to properly put my gas cap back on. Every time I let someone else do it, they either forget to put it on crooked, leave it unlocked, or forget to close the gas door. I generally get gas at one location (I don't drive very far) and they know me well enough to let me pump my own gas. All you have to do is say, "this thing's a pain in the ass, let me do it." or "save your strength, I got it." and you're clear.

      As an FYI, pumping your own gas into any sort of container (gas can, your car's gas tank, etc.) is against NJ state law.

      If the gas cap ordeal bothers you so much, you might want to get a car with a self-sealing fuel filler. Ford has made such fuel fillers standard across its product line: http://wot.motortrend.com/6253125/technology/fords-capless-easy-fuel-filler-to-go-standard-across-range/index.html

    6. Re:Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right. I do sometimes get yelled at.

      So I just say, "Fine. Whatever. Pump the gas."
      Or, "Go ahead, call the cops and arrest me. I don't care. Do you treat all your tourists like shit?"
      Or, "I'll be sure to tell everyone back home in Maryland how much Jersey sucks. 'Course they already know that."

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    7. Re:Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to latest Census figures, there are only 17.5 million (5% of Americans) that are not insured either by a private company or the government (SCHIP, medicare, etc).

      Also 2 states out of 50 is equivalent to if 1 out of 25 EU states chose to require full service stations. i.e. It's not a big deal.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    8. Re:Luddites by necro81 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was in the camp of "those disconnected luddite idiots!" until I considered this quote from the article:

      In his experience, the dial phone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where there is good light, day or night, in order to see the number; and if he happens to turn the dial not quite far enough, then he gets a wrong connection.

      Then I thought to myself: isn't Slashdot the same crowd that was always harping on the iPhone for not having voice dialing? The iPhone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where he can see the screen, only not in daylight, in order to see the number; and because he has no physical keys to press, he gets a wrong connection."

      Have we come full circle?

  3. news for nerds by Briden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    news for nerds, stuff that matters. from 1930.

  4. Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because they didn't want to lift a finger to do something as simple as dial a telephone, that doesn't mean they need to ban it for the rest of us. The Senate is FAMOUS for passing laws that affect them (or affect everyone except them - you know, we get Social Security, they get a really sweet pension).

    If they deem a website to be "bad", I have no problem with them blocking it from their own servers, but leave me alone. I can block things at my router quite easily, thank you. Should I be afraid that the Senate will try to ban toilet paper, because they can't manage to wipe their own asses?

    --
    I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.
    1. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by FunkyMarcus · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was a resolution. They were only banning their own dial telephones.

    2. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But according to TFA...

      Now, it's true that the resolution only impacted the Senate -- but when another Senator asked why they didn't ban dial phones from all of Washington DC, Senator Carter Glass from Virginia who sponsored the resolution apparently said that "he hoped the phone company would take the hint," and would remove all dial phones.

      Do you want your local supermarket to "get the hint" and stop selling toilet paper?

      --
      I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.
    3. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Holi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have that backwards, lobbyists don't work for the senators, the senators work for the lobbyists.

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
    4. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by hardburn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Congratulations! I went down 2/3rd's of the page, skipping past an argument about self-checkout lanes, some bashing on Grey Goose Vodka, and reiterating about how much New Jersey sucks, before finally finding you, a person who had actually read the article and realized that this was about banning dial phones for Senators only.

      That said, Senator Clarence Dill made a good point:

      In his experience, the dial phone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where there is good light, day or night, in order to see the number; and if he happens to turn the dial not quite far enough, then he gets a wrong connection."

      Rotary phones were a terrible interface, indeed.

      --
      Not a typewriter
  5. I don't get it. by twidarkling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a massive difference between banning a technology and censoring websites. The reasoning behind each is different, the methodology, and the possible reactions and methods of circumvention. About the only parallel is "government doing thing that it really shouldn't be."

    They're not even talking about banning a technology this time. It's not like they're saying "ban the Internet." This is a really weak excuse to bash the government and bring up something ridiculous and idiotic from the past. Do people really need an excuse to bash the government? Aren't there enough legitimate reasons to complain? Do we really need a story going "Look, you think censorship on the web is bad? 80 years ago, they were too lazy to dial their own damn phones! Isn't government so damn wacky?"

    --
    Canada: The US's more awesome sibling.
    1. Re:I don't get it. by Restil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point was that government is not very good at understanding technology, the benefits that it provides, and the fallout of any action to suppress it. We already tried this 14 years ago, banning "indecent" material on the internet. The problem is, they get something that looks good on paper and think the majority of citizens will get on board with, and pass it without even realizing how it will apply, who will be enforcing it, and if it's even workable. It's ok if you're specific. Ban child pornography. Fine. No problem there. It's already illegal to create, possess, sell, and transport, so tweaking those laws just to be sure that online dissemination will be illegal as well, to prevent lengthy courtroom battles debating the meaning of "possess" or "transport" when referring to online activities, is perfectly acceptable.

      However, DISCUSSION of child pornography need not be banned, although it would be far too easy to draft legislation that would be vague enough to include that as well, and possibly even with that shortsighted intent. They might be thinking they want people to not be able to discuss the practice or techniques, but also will hit those who are attempting to prevent it, track it down and report it, parents worried about it, and don't even get me started about the 14 year old kids who fail to understand the meaning of "forever" on the internet. We already have enough problems in the guise of protecting the children. Misguided efforts in this regard end up just creating a solution in search of a problem. And there are plenty of "problems" to find.

      -Restil

      --
      Play with my webcams and lights here
  6. False by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

    They tried to make the telephone company put back the non-dial phones IN THE SENATE ITSELF. This is similar to me demanding that the phone company turn off my call display, and Slashdot running the story as "Slashdot user attempts to ban call display!!" No attempt was made to ban them.

    --
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    1. Re:False by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They tried to make the telephone company put back the non-dial phones IN THE SENATE ITSELF."

      You're living in the Brave New World after Nineteen Eighty-Four. Before then, Ma Bell owned all the telephones, period, from the curb, to the wiring in your home, to the receiver itself. If Ma Bell said you're getting a rotary phone, you're getting a rotary phone, and nothing short of an act of Congress is going to stop it.

      If Ma Bell says that you now have to start learning seemingly random strings of numbers to call people you know, you'd best start learning. Sure, Ma Bell has just unloaded some of their work on to you, but it's not like they'll be lowering your phone bill because of it or anything.

      If Ma Bell says you have to pay for a call per minute per receiver off the hook, all you can do is make sure you only have one receiver in the home to keep costs down.

      Trimline phones? Extra. Touch-tone? Extra. It doesn't matter if they're cheaper for Ma Bell to manufacture, support and maintain, you're paying extra.

      To put this into perspective, this is like the Senate telling mobile phone companies that they're not going to pay a quarter for text messages that cost the phone companies less than a penny to handle, and getting that sweetheart deal, because they're the fucking Senate.

  7. That's not why they tried to ban it in 1930 by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They tried to ban the dial telephone because the operator's union had a lot of clout in congress and was afraid of losing jobs.

    Remember, every piece of legislation that goes through congress has a special interest group behind it.

  8. Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the fact that US economy is being destroyed because of the huge monthly trade deficit, caused by the US labor force being uncompetitive, which all came around due to government regulations, taxation, wage laws, subsidies, monopoly creation, setting interest rates, printing of money, waging wars, destruction of competition etc., the US Constitution needs to be fixed. Without a basic fix to it, the economy will continue plummet, until the hyper-inflationary depression hits and then a long restructuring process will start probably following a period of very bad civil unrest possibly with lots of intermediary bloodshed.

    Here is the fix (and I am not a lawyer, so this needs to be solidified to fit both the letter and the spirit)

    Congress shall pass no law, that changes the status of any entity in a way that allows that entity to get any preferential treatment in economy.

    What I am trying to say is that government must not be able to affect economy through any law, this way no matter how much money is spent bribing the government, it's of no use and cannot result in a favorable economic outcome for those, who are doing the bribing.

    This concerns anything at all that deals with economy, be it minimum wage, social security, income taxes, corporate welfare, bailouts, stimulus packages, setting interest rates, printing money (all this should be privatized), creating federal institutions that insure any type of lending or borrowing or depositing or any other moral hazard.

    Gov't shouldn't be able to change the economic outcome by providing any monopolistic powers, providing exclusive trading rights, creating any discrimination in the market place, setting any laws that fix prices or contracts or whatever.

    I hope my point is clear and obviously again, I am not a lawyer.

    This is the only way to keep economy Free and going and not having it broken by various violent intervention by a government, which clearly ends up badly.

    1. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

      There shouldn't be any bills that 'create or destroy jobs'.

      Gov't that makes sense is this:

      1. Justice system to take care of contract conflicts as well as anything that deals with harming individuals, running Class Action Lawsuits etc.
      2. Minimum Military to protect against invasion.
      3. Cops/Prisons.

      The taxes must be only on things like sales and people who can't afford taxes should be able to file their income statement and get their taxes back.

      It's not anarchy, it's minarchy - libertarian system with minimum gov't.

      Yes, children and other types of education, etc., are all subject to market forces and should be left out of gov't and done privately.

    2. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Show me a Scandinavian country that has the kind of spending US has on military, pork spending, education spending, medical spending. Whatever US gov't is doing, it always ends up spending more than anybody else.

      US is not built as a monarchy, right? It was the first (the only) country to be built as an attempt to be different, democratic republic, not affected by monarchy and special interests, using free market, but it's failing.

      It's failing because the Constitution is not strict enough to make the free market work, it allows the special interests to take over and to distort the market to give power to special interest.

      Certainly it is possible to have an economy not based on Free Market, but that economy is NEVER going to produce the same advances and progress as an economy that has Free Market. The economy that has no Free Market may appear to be more stable for a longer period of time, eventually it will succumb to the global changes and shift of labor to the more competitive parts of the world, like US did. Scandinavian countries are over-borrowing and under-producing, all having trade deficits and will have the same sad outcomes, but theirs will come later as they do not do it on the same scale.

      The rate of change is about the scale of things that are done.

    3. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing that is needed from gov't is Justice system that allows people to dispute contracts, the only important idea in business is contract law.

      Whatever gov't does for business reasons shouldn't exist. Copyrights, patents, gov't created entities of any sort, etc.

    4. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are another misguided well intentioned person on the wrong track. Another victim of these think tanks from the 70s to sell any ideas that fuel corporate power which ultimately ends up undermining yours.

      - you have already done the wrong thing and assumed you know me. In the 70s I was still living in the former USSR.

      We have government involvement now but its as close to anarchy as we've had

      - right, that's why you have gov't holding people in prisons indefinitely, torturing prisoners, forcing banks to take bailouts even those banks that didn't have any toxic mortgages on their books, buying out car companies, 'stimulating' economy by spending borrowed and printed money, telling you what you can and cannot buy as health insurance, having near 10% of your population work for the gov't through public and private organizations, starting wars all over the place to take your SS money, telling you what part of your income you can keep after you have to disclose all of your information to a gov't agency, they'll let you keep some, militarizing your police force, wiretapping citizens illegally without even a court order, creating secret treaties like ACTA, Fed setting artificial interest rates and printing bonds and cash to buy bonds and then bonds to buy cash back in a circle that creates an appearance of a GDP because it doesn't let the prices to fall where they should be because it would bankrupt the banks who are still holding toxic assets, having your Fed chairman come out 2 days ago and say: our mandate is to keep prices RISING, not even stable, but rising, etc.etc.etc.

      Total anarchy, it's just, there hasn't been an anarchy bigger than that.
      ---

      What the fuck do you know about anarchy, pussy boy? Ever heard of Mahno from Ukraine in the twenties? THAT was anarchy, this is fascism.

      ---

      Your solution is too specific to address the real problems. Its all about POWER, not markets. Money is a part of it but it does not need to be the main tool. Violence also works, but here money is god so violence is an unnecessary (except for bit players) means to gain power.

      - garble garble garble.

      My solution is 'too specific' in the same way that the first amendment is 'too specific'.

      The amassing of unsafe levels of power is the problem.

      - by the government. You can't escape gov't unless you leave the country. Wait, they'll make that illegal too.

      The powerful get addicted and never have enough

      - yes. The powerful addicted politicians never have enough.

      ---

      I'm probably wasting my time if you've bought into the anarchy advocated by the power elites to sucker you.

      - no, I am wasting time on idiots here. First you said that you already have it as close to anarchy as it ever got (moron) then you are saying that my proposal to limit gov't power that allows it for the corporations to take over the gov't is anarchy as well.

      Yes, I am wasting my time.

    5. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the only reason that companies are able to force their monopolies and avoid any competition and set what the prices are is because they have the gov't in their back pocket.

      So get the gov't out of their back pocket but to do this, you have to get the gov't out of EVERYBODY'S back pocket, you can't pick and choose which back pocket you like and which you do not.

      Thus gov't must not be a force that decides what any economic outcomes are for any entity.

      Thus my proposal is no more crazy than the already proposed ideas in the Constitution that dictate that gov't can't stop competing speech, competing religions etc. That was recognized as a bad thing for gov't to get into, I am proposing that for the sake of a working economy gov't should not be stopping 'competing anything'.

  9. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by z-j-y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's only hazardous for retarded people. retarded people shouldn't drive, if we have DMV that's working.

  10. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's actually not. It's a bullshit excuse to pass protectionist policies, of the same kind that New York used to pass a law saying every automobile needed to be preceded by someone carrying flags to warn people it was coming: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_laws

    The proof is that there are not mass casualties across the world from gasoline pump accidents as compared to Oregon and New Jersey.

  11. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by eLDaai · · Score: 2, Informative
    Off topic and ranting but..

    I recently moved to Oregon from another state. If you were here, and asked why someone has to pump your gas - you will be told immediately not that 'gasoline is dangerous', but that the legislation 'creates jobs'. I often pull into an empty gas station and need to wait up to 10 minutes just for someone to swipe my credit card in the machine for me, press the button that corresponds to the grade of fuel I prefer, lift the nozzle from the machine and place it in my tank hole. They then wander off to service the next person. The pump will run more slowly if the station is busy as the attendant ineffectively tries to manage his workload by making the time to fill longer. Often when the pump does stop, you will have to remain seated for another 2 minutes before they remember to return and replace the nozzle in the pump. I drive an older car - and have actually had professional gas attendants forget to replace my gas cap before I drive off. Also, the argument could be made that this is actually more dangerous because the pump is not constantly observed / managed / stood near by the individual who is also concerned for the car. It's a wonderful example of how government can create jobs by injecting inefficiency into a market - ultimately wasting time and money that I would posit could more effectively be utilized in a free-er market.

    In summary - it's just as ridiculous as it sounds.

  12. Re:Pro-Ban by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ping Bob.Jones.SanFransisco.USA

    "Hello?"

    "Sorry Bob, just seeing if this damned handset works."

    --
    The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  13. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Xeno+man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Americans are heavily influenced by movies. In 2001 a movie titled Zoolander was released and there was a dramatic increase in gasoline fight accidents. As a result, several states had to ban people from pumping their own gas.

  14. self-serve fueling by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I rented a car in Oregon, learning that I wasn't allowed to fill it, was a totally weird experience. And when the guy told me "You can't, state law," seriously, I thought he was pulling this tourist's leg. It had to be a scam. It just had to.

    It wasn't.

    I wonder if Oregonians feel that same strangeness when they pull up at a non-OR gas station and nobody comes out to "help" them.

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  15. AT&T lobbying against Automatic Electric by swschrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    ATT did not invent the dial phone. a Missouri undertaker did. this was good ol' fashioned corporate hardball at work.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  16. Thin margins and price competition by sjbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits.

    You greatly overestimate the ability of food retailers to retain extra margin. This is an insanely competitive industry that competes heavily on price. You definitely see some of the savings because if the supermarket doesn't pass it on, the one down the street will. Walmart has built their whole business model on this premise. Only way they can retain the margin is if they have no local competition since groceries are mostly a local business.

    Thirdly if such savings, in a fantasy world, WERE passed on to you, then you would see fresh produce for $0.98 per pound instead of $0.99 per pound. Face it, the company has passed on the cost of labor onto you, the consumer. And you think self-checkout is an advance and it makes no sense to do it otherwise!

    Self checkout is simply automation. With enough volume (and supermarkets have huge volume) automation allows companies to reduce labor costs. This sort of self checkout automation is not unique to any single company so it is unlikely any supermarket will be able to retain all of the savings due to the thin margins and intense price competition.

  17. Re:The simple life by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All roads and all infrastructure can and should be built privately. I definitely am not interested in a gov't doing any of this.

    Space travel, highways, schools, fire and emergency response, utilities and financial, wilderness, it is all best suited for private hands to handle.

    For example, if the ocean was owned by a number of private entities, BP wouldn't behave the way they did because:

    1. Nobody would set any liability caps for them.
    2. They would have to buy adequate insurance to cover any event.
    3. They would follow all necessary procedures to prevent spills.
    4. If a spill occurred they would have enough equipment somewhere on standby to deal with this.
    5. Private owner would sue their ass off if there was a spill.
    6. Private owners surrounding the areas where the spill occurred would sue their ass off.
    7. It would be possible to file a class action lawsuit against them, and that's what Justice system should be doing.

    Gov't causes a recession (plenty of which happened before gov't started messing with them) to turn into a depression.

    Recession is a bust of a boom/bust cycle, it's a necessary part of the cycle, just like any engine there are a number of cycles, each must be followed to keep the economy going, because any inefficiency in allocation of resources must be addressed, and they are addressed with bust.

    Keynesians decided to stop the bust from happening, and gov't loved it because it could then avoid shrinking of its size and spending.

    ==

    Space travel and all other endeavors are best handled by private interests and will be handled by private interests anyway. Gov't can only show us all how wasteful they are at doing this.

  18. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by NiteShaed · · Score: 2

    Yeah, much better idea is to make sure you can get through Jersey to stop in Pennsylvania or New York for gas. That way, you can pay more per gallon for the privilege of pumping it yourself. That'll show'em.

    --
    Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.