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Don't Cross the LHC Stream! (Maybe)

jamie points out this piece from always-entertaining Bad Astronomer Phil Plait, who asks this week the simple question "What happens if you put your hand in the beam of the Large Hadron Collider?" The thrill of discovery to me doesn't sound worth the worst-case scenario.

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  1. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You get a built-in tool that makes it easier to masturbate.

    1. Re:Simple by somersault · · Score: 1

      A third hand? Sweet!

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    2. Re:Simple by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here is an explanation of the LHC.

      http://www.audioguy.co.uk/6092

      Just stumbled across it, had to post.

    3. Re:Simple by Ssherby · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What happens if you put your hand in the beam of the Large Hadron Collider?"

      You become famous for about 2.48154 nano seconds as the origin of the end of the universe.

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    4. Re:Simple by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Like this?

      Christine O'Donnell clicked that link and now she's catatonic.

      I hope you're happy now, you...you...animal.

      Anyway, Granny Cuyler says Jesus is actually quite a bit thicker at the base. If you were the Son of God, wouldn't you be?

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    5. Re:Simple by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Funny, it looks like the sort of thing the Mythbusters would be into. I'm sort of surprised those physicists hadn't really thought about the effect on the human body - in a way, it's actually more interesting than the real purpose of the collider.

    6. Re:Simple by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      ... earn yourself a permanent spot in the Darwin Awards category, right alongside people who lay down in front of 100+ car trains, people who put their hands in front of oxy-acetylene torches (just to see if it hurts, y'know) and many of the other idiots out there.

        Next question... why is this even a question? There are two types of people, dead extremist masochists, and the rest of us...

        SB

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    7. Re:Simple by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you needed three hands to masturbate .... you wouldn't need to masturbate!

    8. Re:Simple by shentino · · Score: 1

      You might actually be right.

      Even if you survive, the radiation might sterilize you.

    9. Re:Simple by inpher · · Score: 1

      But but, it stops just before I can begin my data collection!

    10. Re:Simple by amorsen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well there is the slight problem of actually getting to the beam.

      1. Get into the tunnel which is quite cold to keep the magnets superconducting.
      2. Somehow avoid the synchrotron radiation.
      3. Make sure nothing you bring is made of metal. Hope that high magnetic fields are relatively harmless.
      4. Drill into the pipe which "contains" hard vacuum.Make sure nothing falls into the pipe or the beam will start hitting that and start showering you in bremsstrahlung and possibly exotic particles.
      5. Put your hand into hard vacuum, preferably without otherwise breaking the vacuum.

      I think MythBusters are going to pass on this one.

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    11. Re:Simple by YoshiDan · · Score: 1

      Is that why they called it the Large Hardon Collider?

    12. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really that big a problem, actually.

      The LHC has a "beam dump" - a controlled way to quickly discard the accelerated particles. Basically there's a big switch magnet that either keeps the particles in the main tunnel or diverts them to a dead end. It shouldn't be too hard to put the fake human target - MB built those before - in that second tunnel. Then, at the end of a regular experiment, dump the beam in that target.

      As this beam dump is a straight part, outside the normal path, you're avoiding most of the problems you mentioned. Obviously, the Mythbusters would be doing this with permission, and when the LHC is offline, so the other problems are also avoided.

      I'd say plausible.

    13. Re:Simple by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Somehow avoid the synchrotron radiation.

      Stand on the inside of the curved path. Synchrotron radiation is outward.

    14. Re:Simple by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Or one that just feels like someone else....

    15. Re:Simple by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      But, according to comic books, that which doesn't kill me gives me superpowers!

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  2. Don't know about the hand by santax · · Score: 0

    But when I put my bottom in front of it I ended up with a huge black hole.

    1. Re:Don't know about the hand by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      But when I put my bottom in front of it I ended up with a huge black hole.

      Let me guess, you are dyslexic and thought it was large hardon instead of hadron?

      Sounds like it probed Uranus instead of creating a huge black hole.

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    2. Re:Don't know about the hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nigger

  3. Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by John+Jorsett · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'd just stick a pig foot in there.

    1. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Send Jamie and Adam over tomorrow and we'll have this figured out by next months episode.

    2. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Just don't let Tori ride his bike in there 8-(

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    3. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by slider2800 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prolly not such a good idea.
      They'd blow the whole thing up in the end.

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    4. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd actually be pretty safe, just not for Tori. He's only hurt himself all those times.

      So, he'd be like:
      Hey guys, I bet I can ride my BIKE down these concrete steps? Yeah! ... *chttttttt-dup-th* Ahhh! *chrunkh*

      Tori would end up at the base of the steps with some near fatal injury, everybody else would be chuckling and shaking their heads.

    5. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, seeing the disappointing result, put some C4 in the LHC and blow it up ! YEAH WE'RE DOING SCIENCE !! ... RIGHT ?

    6. Re:Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters by Lueseiseki · · Score: 1

      "Buster, you're gonna have to take another one for the team!"

  4. Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "So it was in 1978 that when the proton beam entered Anatoli Bugorski's skull it measured about 200,000 rads, and when it exited, having collided with the inside of his head, it weighed in at about 300,000 rads. Bugorski, a 36-year-old researcher at the Institute for High Energy Physics in Protvino, was checking a piece of accelerator equipment that had malfunctioned - as had, apparently, the several safety mechanisms. Leaning over the piece of equipment, Bugorski stuck his head in the space through which the beam passes on its way from one part of the accelerator tube to the next and saw a flash brighter than a thousand suns. He felt no pain.

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/5.12/science.html

    1. Re:Already happened before by wisnoskij · · Score: 2, Informative

      That quote makes it sound like he died.
      Apparently he lived with no major disabilities.
      it sounded like he was just very ungly afterwards and had seizors, but retained similar mental capabilities.

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    2. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Did he get any super powers?

    3. Re:Already happened before by Velorium · · Score: 1

      You missed the part about his brain deteriorating. Cool article.

    4. Re:Already happened before by bcmm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (though we don't know of anyone else who has been exposed to radiation in the form of a proton beam moving at about the speed of sound) [My emphasis]

      This was where I stopped reading and just read Anatoli Bugorski's Wikipedia article instead.

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    5. Re:Already happened before by durrr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently he's still alive, atleast wikipedia doesn't state he have died of any causes.

    6. Re:Already happened before by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the time two Texas A&M vet students in the late 70s who were smart enough to overcome the interlocks on the cyclotron but not smart enough not to look upstream at the beam they were aiming at an animal. They thought it would look like a fluoroscope without the screen. They were expelled.

    7. Re:Already happened before by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 0

      Protons don't move at the speed of light.

    8. Re:Already happened before by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did he get any super powers?

      Yes, but in a different dimension.

      But it's a pretty lousy superpower. I understand that he can now guess anyone's weight just by talking to them on the phone.

      That's my worst nightmare: I get a superpower, but it's something completely lame and useless, even for picking up chicks.

      "After his mishap with the LHC, he was able to perform extreme card tricks!"

      That would be my luck.

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    9. Re:Already happened before by atomicthumbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I wrote that Wikipedia article, I used the Wired article as a source. Other people added more. Decide for yourself.

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    10. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, technically, they could, or get very close.

      But they're not required to do so, like photons.

    11. Re:Already happened before by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The protons in an accelerator move a hell of a lot closer to the speed of light than they do to the speed of sound (in any imaginable substance).

    12. Re:Already happened before by Anne+Honime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [citation needed]

    13. Re:Already happened before by Klinky · · Score: 1

      Nor does the actual article that was linked!

    14. Re:Already happened before by vlueboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That man's survival due to head/brain injury in the face of certain death reminds me of another "believe it or not" jewel duscussed OT on /. few weeks back.

      A XIX century miner named Phineas Gage long survived a mining explosion that put a 13 pound metal rod of 3.5 feet across a room, after leaving a vertical hole in his head.

      Wikipedia's mention of seizures for both, and the related links citing auras and other pre-seizure electrical phenomena sound like a sobering human depiction of how power lines in movies keep crackling with current after being torn appart. The odd part is that after the original wounds "heal" (as far as a big hole in your head can be healed) the symptoms are few. Unlike your story, though, Mr. Gage did have the expected behavioral changes that IIRC head trauma patients are usually related to, at least in Cog Sci courses :)

    15. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooops. s/miner/road worker/
      Sorry.

    16. Re:Already happened before by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Hey, extreme card tricks can pick up chicks. After all, girls love a guy good with his hands.

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    17. Re:Already happened before by gijoel · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone hate Gambit?

    18. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "After his mishap with the LHC, he was able to perform extreme card tricks!"

      An extreme card trick sounds as something dirty and surely illegal in Britain.

    19. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an argument that the speed of sound in this case can be slightly closer to the speed of light than the protons themselves. Slightly slower too, but we'll save that one.

      Consider this: sound can be propagating in a bullet in the direction the bullet is traveling, thus moving slightly faster than a bullet.

      Protons in a beam constitute a material. They interact with each other over significant distance due to their positive charge. Start a ripple in the back of the stream and it will propagate forward. For all intents and purposes, that's sound. Now you have a sound wave propagating forward in a stream of protons traveling near the speed of light. What's its speed? Use the same reference you used to measure the protons and you get a speed greater than the protons (i.e. closer to the speed of light).

    20. Re:Already happened before by ldj · · Score: 1

      Heh. Reminds me of a late-'80s story in one of the Seattle newspapers, reporting on plans to use an earth-orbiting satellite to measure the precise height of Mt. Rainier using SONAR.

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    21. Re:Already happened before by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      That's my worst nightmare: I get a superpower, but it's something completely lame and useless, even for picking up chicks.

      Maybe you would end up with the super amazing ability to grow your fingernails.

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    22. Re:Already happened before by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

      No superpower is useless for picking up chicks.

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    23. Re:Already happened before by baegucb · · Score: 3, Funny

      To be fair, you obviously haven't visited the Pacific Northwest. Sonar is the appropriate measuring method 10 months of the year.

    24. Re:Already happened before by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      And with his mind. Sleight-of-hand works better when she's drunk :^D

    25. Re:Already happened before by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you won't.

      The protons in the back have to accelerate the protons in front of them when they bump, and the proton in front can only get closer to the speed of light.

      While it does so, it gets heavier and harder to move, which causes resistance to further speeding up.

    26. Re:Already happened before by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, some people survive a few dozen nails shot in their brain by a nailgun.
      But most don't.
      He just got one very thin but radioactive nail crossing the entirety of his head.
      I'm pretty sure he had a big chance to die, that beam was apparently able to burn through veins, it could have hit some main vein in his brain.

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    27. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must point out that the Wired article is 13 years old at this point.

    28. Re:Already happened before by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      My rough analysis says that if a high-energy electron beam can cut holes in metal, then a high-energy beam of much more massive protons with high kinetic energy would have an effect on tissue mass it encounters. My guess then is that the beam could slice through tissue like a thin blade. Maybe like the fabled monomolecular blade of science fiction would. Obviously a heavy stream of protons would break bonds between molecules and act like a cutter. It would be a high density stream of positive charges, and that's got to have both a mechanical effect from the kinetic energy and an electrostatic effect that just has to be playing havoc with hydrogen bonds and covalent bonds (by hammering electrons in shells). The guy whose head entered a beam probably got a large planar slice cut internally as he moved his head. The slice thickness being only beam-thick, it may not have had much volumetric tissue damage but certainly a lot of connectivity damage between each side of the slice.

    29. Re:Already happened before by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No superpower is useless for picking up chicks.

      What about the superpower to make anyone hate you without reason?

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    30. Re:Already happened before by Sjefsmurf · · Score: 1

      Would it be better if they looked downstream instead?

    31. Re:Already happened before by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Protons from an accelerator do move at "about the speed of light", though. Also, protons at the speed of sound are boring: the molecules of hydrogen gas at 20C are going three times as fast.

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    32. Re:Already happened before by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      My superpower is to be able to read the minds of earthworms. Here's a sample: "Dirt. Dirt. Dirt. Mmm. Dirt. Oh, shit! Dirt. Dirt. Dirt.....

      The gals love it.

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    33. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angry sex!

    34. Re:Already happened before by allo · · Score: 0

      let her friend hate you, she cannot understand it, and breaks up with him, because he's a hater.

    35. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they're not telling you...

      Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Anatoli Bugorski led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as Quantum Leap. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Bugorski prematurely stepped into the project accelerator, and vanished.

      He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain-wave transmissions with Al, the project observer, who appears in the form of a hologram, that only Dr. Bugorski can see and hear. Trapped in the past, Dr. Bugorski finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home...

      *cue music*

    36. Re:Already happened before by horigath · · Score: 1

      But it's a pretty lousy superpower. I understand that he can now guess anyone's weight just by talking to them on the phone. That's my worst nightmare: I get a superpower, but it's something completely lame and useless, even for picking up chicks.

      This would actually be worth a lot of money in the gossip-magazine industry. Currently they have people guessing from random photographs.

    37. Re:Already happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, i wasn't the only one...

    38. Re:Already happened before by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like his symptoms were closer to that of a stroke victim.

      Makes sense, considering the type of damage a stroke causes would be similar to that which he experienced.

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    39. Re:Already happened before by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The symptoms described within the article sound very similar to that of a stroke. Seems this supports your idea.

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    40. Re:Already happened before by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      It is also on Wikipedia. I was surprised to read he actually survived the incident.

    41. Re:Already happened before by mmj638 · · Score: 1

      They look the same to me.

      Wired article:

      The left side of his face swollen beyond recognition ... Over the next few days, skin on the back of his head and on his face just next to his left nostril peeled away to reveal the path the beam had burned through the skin, the skull, and the brain tissue.

      Compare to Wired article:

      The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition, and over the next several days started peeling off, showing the path that the proton beam ... had burned through parts of his face his bone, and the brain tissue underneath.

    42. Re:Already happened before by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      SOund Navigation And Ranging (SONAR) would always be inappropriate from space. RAdio Detection And Ranging (RADAR) would make sense 10 months out of the year for the Pacific Northwest.

    43. Re:Already happened before by baegucb · · Score: 1

      Wooosh

  5. It's already happened once. by Kagura · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a man who looked into a proton beam accelerator that he thought was non-operational. It's already happened once before.

    1. Re:It's already happened once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeap. The result is you *die* a shitty death.

      Any particle accelerator can kill you.

      There was another case in 1950s when some janitor to get his cleaning bucket. He ducked under a bar and got his hand in the beam. Died within 2 weeks. After that incident the door is automatically locked closes when beam is on.

    2. Re:It's already happened once. by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      It says those protons were going about speed of sound. That doesn't sound right to me...

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    3. Re:It's already happened once. by Kagura · · Score: 1

      It says those protons were going about speed of sound. That doesn't sound right to me...

      You replied to the wrong poster by mistake. The OP you are replying to correctly states "speed of light" in the article.

    4. Re:It's already happened once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely amazing. He survived and is apparently still alive today.

      Queue the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

    5. Re:It's already happened once. by dcollins · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    6. Re:It's already happened once. by somersault · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you read the link in the comment that you're replying to, you'd see that the guy took "500 times the presumed lethal dose" of particle spunk to the face/brain, and survived with nothing more than all the nerves in the left side of his face dying. Even completed his PhD.

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    7. Re:It's already happened once. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Huh? Says speed of light.. maybe someone corrected it after seeing your comment.

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    8. Re:It's already happened once. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      all the nerves in the left side of his face dying. Even completed his PhD.

      With his right brain?

    9. Re:It's already happened once. by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      The dividing line of his life goes down the middle of his face: the right side has aged, while the left froze 19 years ago. When he concentrates, he wrinkles only half his forehead.

      Can't believe some "skin-care" company hasn't tried marketing this as an anti-aging solution

    10. Re:It's already happened once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry mate! I read it in an old book about radiation sickness that was in my Physics lab. The book had pictures documenting the progress or regress of that chap. In that case it was an electron accelerator.

      And yes, you die a slow and shitty death. Not because protons or electrons nuke immediate exposure area. Heck, that are can be removed most of the time. In the other case, the beam hit the guy's wrist. But secondary radiation from the exposure area (wrist) irradiated the rest of his body. The arm would need to be amputated, but because he received a lethal dose to the other areas, he died. Lived about 2 weeks. The case was in the US.

      As to your "citatation needed", I think it shows the lack of understanding or common sense. If you survive, you are damn lucky (or unlucky?). In case of Anatoli, his entire clearly body did not get secondary radiation burns. Only the head area, which tends to be less "vital". If his vital organs received anywhere close to lethal dose, he would be dead. Period. If burnt a little bit more of his brain, or in a different area, perhaps he would be dead too.

      Getting exposed by a particle beam and surviving is akin to getting hit by a 100mph train and living to tell the story.

    11. Re:It's already happened once. by celtic_hackr · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, if you read it, his face swelled up so much it was not recognizable, his skin fell off, revealing the path of the beam though his skull and brain, and he now has epilepsy.

      He lived and can function because the path of the beam was pure luck. Had the beam passed through a different part of his brain he may have died, or become a vegetable. There was a case of a man in the 1800s, working on a railroad who had a steel rod shoot through his head, and took a large section of his brain with it. He was not expected to live. But he did, but his personality was altered by the loss. He still retained much of his memory and abilities.

      Alzheimer's is a slowly progressive disease, which takes away parts of the brain over time, yet many of these people can still function for years.

      The fact is there are several factors involved, but it's fairly likely any living tissue subjected to a beam from the LHC is going have many cells destroyed. Think of something like laser surgery, but with a much bigger beam.

    12. Re:It's already happened once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep your brain on your face?

    13. Re:It's already happened once. by visgoth · · Score: 1

      While not as spectacular as a proton beam to the face, doesn't botox do a similar job of paralyzing the face, and thus reducing wrinkle formation?

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    14. Re:It's already happened once. by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      With botox the face still ages, the muscles are simply stuck in an "activated" state. It's like hard-wiring the inputs of your face muslces 24/7 to cause them to "stretch out" the muscles.

      It's possible that's what they were referring to in the article, but it seems to be implied that it hasn't aged at all (somehow killing and preserving the tissue?). Now that I read it again, you may be right though.

    15. Re:It's already happened once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a case of a man in the 1800s, working on a railroad who had a steel rod shoot through his head, and took a large section of his brain with it. He was not expected to live. But he did, but his personality was altered by the loss. He still retained much of his memory and abilities.

      For those can't be assed to google this, BTW, the guy was called Phineas Gage.

      (Posting AC to avoid accusations of blatant karma-whoring. ;))

    16. Re:It's already happened once. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know he was pretty lucky, and about the construction worker, etc, I studied a couple of years of Pyschology. Was just pointing out that it's not a certain death scenario, like heavy exposure to radioactivity for example.

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    17. Re:It's already happened once. by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1
      That solely cites the already-mentioned Wikipedia article, which mentions that its own references may not be reliable. Notice that the only English-language reference is Wired.com? Let me put it another way:

      The inside of his head continued to burn away: all the nerves on the left were gone in two years, paralyzing that side of his face.

      The story talks about the particle beam (basically) melting the left side of his face, and the left side of his brain. Why, then, does it continue to talk about him losing control of whatever still existed on the left-side of his face? Is it not common knowledge that the brain does a little switcharoo? You know, the left-brain controls the right side of the body and the right-brain controls the left side of the body... I don't buy that article at all.

    18. Re:It's already happened once. by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Is it not common knowledge that the brain does a little switcharoo? You know, the left-brain controls the right side of the body and the right-brain controls the left side of the body.

      Anatomy was never my strong point, but I was taught that the "switcharoo" occurs in the neck. So while the left brain controls the right hand, the left brain controls the left side of the head.

  6. It would be bad by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

    Glad to know I'm not the only one fuzzy on the whole good / bad thing.

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    1. Re:It would be bad by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Glad to know I'm not the only one fuzzy on the whole good / bad thing.

      Somebody tell him about the twinkie.

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  7. Don't cross any high-energy streams, definitely. by siddesu · · Score: 3, Informative

    Someone I know had the small child of a neighbor flash him in the eye with a cheap Chinese red laser pointer some time ago, and got a permanent scar on his retina and a second "blind spot" in one of his eyes. Apparently, the pointer was a little bit too powerful in the IR region than it should have been.

    Moral of the story - avoid high energy beams regardless of the wavelength or the particle kind because you never know what will slip by even in a supposedly "safe" circumstances.

  8. Can it answer.... by mark-t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why does anything exist at all, instead of nothing?

    1. Re:Can it answer.... by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      It's working on that.

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    2. Re:Can it answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


      Why does anything exist at all, instead of nothing?

      I see your "why does anything exist instead of nothing" and raise it "why does anything exist instead of two of everything?"

    3. Re:Can it answer.... by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      Because for nothing to exist something has to exist.

    4. Re:Can it answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that "nothing" is the default state is only your personal prejudice.

    5. Re:Can it answer.... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Why does anything exist at all, instead of nothing?

      Why not?

    6. Re:Can it answer.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      As witty as one might think that response to be, it doesn't actually answer the question.

    7. Re:Can it answer.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Well... maybe two of everything does exist, we just don't know about it yet. However, we can fairly certainly say that it's not the case that nothing exists. q.v. Decartes

    8. Re:Can it answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As witty as one might think that response to be, it doesn't actually answer the question.

      (or, to make it easier for the brain-damaged to understand: both questions are equally valid, and equally stupid. Picking one at random and demanding an answer is completely pointless.)

    9. Re:Can it answer.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I would challenge the notion that the two questions are equal valid. Asking why something exists when it clearly does is, at least, asking a question about the reality in which we live.,.. asking "why not" is nothing but hypothetical, since things *do* exist - the answer cannot ever be anything other than speculative. Considering that being able to ask questions about the universe around us like "why is this so?" is fundamental to *ALL* science, I don't think that the mere lack of an answer right now makes the question qualify as "stupid".

  9. Acrylic... by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An artist makes unusual "sculptures" by putting acrylic blocks into the beam path of a relatively small electron accelerator:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1232908/Captured-lightning-The-artist-traps-fossilised-bolts-electricity-inside-acrylic-blocks.html

    1. Re:Acrylic... by XiaoMing · · Score: 4, Informative

      Slightly different, as what the artist does is actually charge up the acrylic block with excess electrons (like a supersaturated chemical solution) that have nowhere to go because of the acrylic and surrounding air acting as an insulator. Then he takes a nail to the start of the "lightning", and hammers it in which creates a ground (just like what happens in charged thunderclouds when lightning strikes), creating the effect so reminiscent of lightning.

      You can see it in this video:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-X5QAV0Rtk

      They start with a charged up piece of acrylic, and it's obvious that the effect is not from the beam itself but from the geometry of the piece of acrylic and the grounding path they introduce.

    2. Re:Acrylic... by Freddybear · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, you're right. I got him confused with a different type of "art" which was acrylic blocks used as a "beam dump" in an accelerator lab.

      Google isn't being helpful on that one.

  10. Odd by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't know of any red lasers that have IR components. Lasers are, by definition, monochromatic. That's the idea after all. The reason some have IR as well is they are DPSS. They produce IR radiation directly, a frequency doubler then takes it up to the visual range. That's a lossy process, so the IR is much higher than the final output, hence an IR filter is needed. Green lasers work this way, at least all the ones I've seen. However red laser pointers are all direct drive, the diode outputs the frequency you want. That's why they are used for CDs and so on, keeps the cost down.

    That is also the big deal with Blu-ray lasers (actually quite violet, not blue). Again, direct diode lasers. Means they cost less, use less space and so on, and of course being violet have a higher wavelength.

    I've never heard of a red DPSS laser pointer.

    1. Re:Odd by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought it odd too, but that is the explanation he got from the people who treated him and he swears the laser was red, so it probably was.

      Anyway, my point was it is dangerous to get in the way of any beam, including the supposedly safe and low-powered laser pointers.

    2. Re:Odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the point you made is right, I'm afraid your reasoning has flaws.

      Lasers are, by definition, monochromatic. That's the idea after all.

      That's a common misconception.

      Lasers emit at wavelength wich are multiples of their resonator lengths.

      While single mode lasers usually emit at only one of these so called laser modes,
      especially when dealing with cheap diode lasers, the emission frequency is subject to
      temperature and stochastic processes.

      It is usually around their gain maximum. The longer the resonator, the better
      the spectral stability.

      That's why they are used for CDs and so on, keeps the cost down.

      The long coherence length of laser light may play a role there, too.

    3. Re:Odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is also the big deal with Blu-ray lasers (actually quite violet, not blue). Again, direct diode lasers. Means they cost less, use less space and so on, and of course being violet have a higher wavelength.

      I believe you mean higher frequency. The wavelength would be shorter for blue (or violet) light as compared to red.

  11. Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Jamie and Adam are already working on a LMC (Large Mythdron Collider) and will be dropping some poor unsuspecting pig carcass in it any day now.

    1. Re:Mythbusters by daveime · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then when nothing happens, they'll repeat the experiment with 10kg of TNT strapped to the pig.

      Come on, it's what they do in *every* episode.

    2. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking ballistics gel, myself.

    3. Re:Mythbusters by twidarkling · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, it's what they do in *every* episode.

      You almost say it like it's a bad thing.

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    4. Re:Mythbusters by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Mythbusters in general is a bad thing. They don't teach physics.

      SB

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    5. Re:Mythbusters by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      I fail to see your point. It's not like it's Bill Nye the Science Guy. It's guys who blow shit up. If you learn anything by accident, it's your own damn fault.

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    6. Re:Mythbusters by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

          I think you got it.

      SB

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    7. Re:Mythbusters by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      Then watch you some Braniacs. Much more science and much more fun.

    8. Re:Mythbusters by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        I prefer reading. No advertisements interrupting the thought train ;)

      SB

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  12. Sounds like a idea for a sci-fi channel b movie! by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a idea for a sci-fi channel b movie!

  13. From the comments below the article... by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone calculated that about 4 joules of energy would be deposited. I assume that is in a single pass of the beam. However, if the beam recirculates (does it?), then the hypothetical hand will get hit by the beam many times. Then a huge amount of energy will end up in the hand in a short time and it'd probably be cut by the beam as you inserted it.

    What also intrigues me is whether a fatal does of radiation would occur from the 4 joules/pass that you would get. I think it would be about 8 Gray of radiation dose into the hand. A 5 Gray whole-body dose of radiation is usually fatal. The hand is less vulnerable to radiation than the body in general, however, this cannot be a good thing.

    Here's my take:
    multiple passes: either hand is sliced as it is inserted into the beam, or the hand explodes
    single pass: might lose the hand, owner of hand might get pretty sick

    --PM

    1. Re:From the comments below the article... by caffeinated_bunsen · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think this is the comment you're referring to:
      12. Bethany Says:
      September 21st, 2010 at 8:20 am

      Alright, here's what I calculated:
      The protons are high energy with lorentz factor of gamma=7500, kinetic energy is about K=7×10^6 eV. The paper cited below says that the stopping power of a proton going 10^6 eV is about 2.5×10^8 eV cm^2 g^-1. Using the density of muscular tissue rho=1g cm^3 and the thickness of my hand of 1 cm, the energy deposited is 2.5×10^8 eV. In other units its 1.07×10^-11 calories, 4.49×10^-11 Joules, and 1×10^-14 grams of TNT. If there are hundred billion protons per bunch in the beam (as the video said) then for every bunch you get 4.49 Joules or 0.001 grams of TNT of energy.
      (emphasis mine)

      There are two beams, each of which contains 2808 bunches. Don't worry about the effect of multiple passes, though, since there won't be any tissue left in the beam's path by the time the first pass is over.

      A more informative comment showed up later:
      31. Xerxes Says:
      September 21st, 2010 at 10:45 am

      I think the hand-beam question is best answered by this document: http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/BeamdumpInteraction.pdf

      Granted, a carbon block isn't an exact model of the human hand, but it's probably close enough. The key points are:

      1) "this energy deposit over 85 s is long enough to change the density of the target material. The density decreases at the inner part of the beam heated region because of the outgoing shock waves in the transverse direction. As an example, after the impact of 200 bunches with a size of = 0.2 mm, a maximum temperature of 7000K and a density decrease by a factor of 4 is expected." The results of heating your hand to 7000K and increasing its volume by a factor of 4 are probably best not imagined. Since a full beam is 2808 bunches instead of 200, you might want to scale that by a factor of 10 too.

      2) But on the other hand (hehe): "The beam tunnels through the target and deposits the energy with a penetration depth of 10 m to 15 m" Since your hand is not 10m thick, you won't pick up the full effect. This paper goes into some detail of the spatial distribution of the energy dump: http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/972357/files/lhc-project-report-930.pdf So at hand-thickness of 2ish cm, you'd only get maybe an eighth of the effects of #1, so your hand will only reach the more modest temperature of 1000K (times 10 for a full 2808 bunches?). The shockwave from the blast will extend several cm in the transverse direction; translation, the rest of your hand will be blown off by the middle of your hand exploding. Probably the part of the accelerator apparatus downstream of your hand picks up the rest of the energy. The rest of you probably wouldn't want to be standing next to it when it blows.

      Cool pictures of the effects of a low-energy (450-GeV) beam on copper plates are in http://dx.doi.org/10.1109/PAC.2005.1590851

      (I spent so much time looking up references, several other people made the same points. Oh well.)


      Note particularly the fact that if one beam hit the solid graphite beam dump without being swept around during the pass, the surface would be at 7000 C, and would be well in the process of exploding, by the time the first 200 bunches had hit. Your hand, having a lower boiling point than graphite, would begin to remove itself from the path of the beam somewhat sooner, and would therefore probably absorb rather less energy. That may be small consolation, though, since it pretty much means that the splattered remnants of your hand wouldn't be as intensely radioactive as the carbon in the beam dump would be.

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  14. Acute radiation poisoning by zrbyte · · Score: 1

    I suppose the effects would be similar to being exposed to very large doses of particles resulting from alpha and beta decay, added a huge dose of X-rays (more precisely synchrotron radiation). I don't think the speed of the particles makes much difference in this case.

  15. the discovery of hot water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LHC is currently running with 10^13 protons per beam, which at 3.5 TeV amount to 5.6 megajoule of energy.

    Which would be more than enough to vaporize 2 liters of water !

  16. Re:Don't cross any high-energy streams, definitely by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moral of the story - avoid high energy beams regardless of the wavelength or the particle kind because you never know what will slip by even in a supposedly "safe" circumstances.

    Incorrect. Moral of the story: Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

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  17. total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms TNT by viking80 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The total energy in the beam is 724 MJ (173 kilograms of TNT) (energy stored in magnets are 10x this) That is a bomb big enough to take out a school.

    It would be hard to get your hand into vacuum, but imagine a space suit arm attached to a sandblast cabinet.

    The beams energy would hit your hand in a spot d1mm. It would most certainly deposit all its energy there until that part of your hand became a vacuum. Probably similar to a laser knife. In addition, your flesh that obstructed the beam would give off a lot of radiation as it burned away. Imagine Hiroshima 1km away x10^8 on that part of your body.

    Every proton would not hit something in your hand on first encounter, but if it missed, it would just loop around, and hit on a later time. The result would be the same. In a short time, your hand and your space glove would have a hole through it. More likely a straight cut from where you put it in. Anything nearby would be exposed to a good dose of radiation as these collisions would be quite "dirty".

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  18. Still waiting on the gamma bomb... by Nyder · · Score: 1

    You can look into you LHC & lasers and what not.

    me, i'm waiting for the test of a gamma bomb, so I can sneak out on the test range.

    Just don't make me angry.

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    1. Re:Still waiting on the gamma bomb... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Just make sure to put your expensive uv grade sunglasses on. Wouldn't want you to get hurt.

      SB

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  19. Fermi Lab had a beam loss event in 2003... by Myrv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fermilab had a beam loss event in 2003 (beam came into contact with part of the ring). The beam drilled a 2.8 mm hole through a 5mm tungsten support. It also etched a groove 25 cm long and 1.5 mm deep into a stainless steel collimator (after passing through the tungsten). Apparently this took about 8.3 ms (over several turns of the beam) before the beam dissipated.

    I'm guessing if you could insert your hand fast enough (not possible, even if there wasn't a vacuum tube) you would end up with a nice small hole drilled through your hand.

    This is the report from the Fermi incident:

    http://beamdocs.fnal.gov/DocDB/0011/001185/001/FN-751.pdf

  20. It'll cut like a waterjet cutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the event they need to dismiss the beam, a dump block is used.

    The dump block is a cylinder of graphite and the beam is deflected with small oscillations
    to disperse it and not have it all bore though a tiny spot in the center.

    Other materials apparently are no good and sustain damage. Run the LHC beam straight
    into copper and it'll bore a hole the length of which is measured in meters.

    If the beam was deflected at a not too shallow angle, it could perhaps penetrate
    the mass of earth atmosphere, and be usable in knocking out satellites.

    ps. a bit of googling and http://spectrum.ieee.org/aerospace/astrophysics/cern-to-start-up-the-large-hadron-collider-now-heres-how-it-plans-to-stop-it says the dump block 10 tons and 8 meters long.

  21. Reminds me of a joke... by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    A man comes home from his work at the deli, and tells his wife, "I have a strong desire to put my penis in the pickle slicer."
    "That's sick!" replies his wife. "You need help."
    "I don't see any reason it would be sick", retorts the man, "I think it would be fun!"
    Two days later, his wife comes home from an errand, and her husbands car is in the driveway. "You're home early", she says.
    "Yes, I put my penis in the pickle slicer!" he smiles.
    "Oh my God!", gasps his wife, "What happened?"
    "I got fired! So did she!"

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  22. Re:total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms T by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > It would be hard to get your hand into vacuum...

    The only "practical" way to do it would be to modify the line running to the beam dump by inserting an air gap (the windows would have to be tungsten or something). You'd place the hand in the gap and then divert the beam into the dump line.

    > ...imagine a space suit arm attached to a sandblast cabinet.

    As you swung your arm into position the beam would blow a hole in the edge of the glove. Hitting the glove would disrupt it enough that it would scatter into the walls of the tube before making it around again. You'd get a bad burn on the side of your hand and perhaps a notch. You might not lose the hand.

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  23. You never studied... by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the article... here's my semi-educated guess: It would feel like you stuck your hand in the path of a lightning bolt. Then you'd die an unpleasant death from the massive radiation overdose resulting from the interaction of the high energy particles with the nuclei in your hand. I'm not recommending anyone try it.

  24. Re:total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's bad. OK, all right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon!

  25. Took me a while to get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...after re-reading I see the guy worked at a deli, not at Dell...

  26. Good for you "Lozza" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often flick through Slashdot, and as a scientist, I always find these kinds of links interesting

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/09/25/2150228/Dont-Cross-the-LHC-Stream-Maybe

    In particular, they discuss what would happen if you put your hand in the beam of the LHC, they linked to this page
    http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/09/21/dont-cross-the-lhc-stream/

    and bloody hell, if its not one of my old professor chums! The very very nice chap with glasses and the welsh accent is none other than Laurence Eaves who was (is?) at Nottingham University, we used to work with him a lot, he is big pals with my supervisor who was Maurice Skolnick up in Sheffield. I always knew "Lozza" ( as we called him, in reference to "Mozza" Skolnick) had way too much personality to be hidden away from the TV cameras, so it was very nice to see him there as one of the experts, even though he wasn't into the particle physics, at least not in the early and mid 90s when I liaised with him

    Good on you Lozza!

  27. Was that the New Delhi down the street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that the New Delhi down the street? or the old one?

  28. NSFW link in parent post! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Getting caught looking at it will absolutely get you a one-way ticket out the front door, even if your boss isn't a Christian.

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    1. Re:NSFW link in parent post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we should be browsing /. at work because...?

    2. Re:NSFW link in parent post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I spend a lot of time thinking about work-related issues while I'm relaxing at home. You don't want to drop a Chinese wall between work and leisure time in my case, or you will lose about 75% of my (considerable) productivity.

      Simple enough?

    3. Re:NSFW link in parent post! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Sounds like bosses are thin-skinned idiots who support censorship (no surprise there). If they don't care that you're browsing slashdot, they shouldn't care that you're looking at an image.

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  29. for the record by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    The article changed after I posted this.

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  30. Cure for aging? by PmanAce · · Score: 1

    What I find interesting in his case is that the left side of his face did not age since the accident, nearly 19 years ago. Yes it is paralyzed, but it hasn't aged. I wonder if since the nerves and other parts of his brain were damaged, it affected the aging mechanism on that side of the face?

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  31. Re:total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms T by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Having read the Fermilab report I see that there is no point in making the windows tungsten. I also see that if they really wanted to know what the beam would do to a slab of meat they could model it pretty accurately.

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  32. Someone did this with their head by Spamicles · · Score: 0, Redundant
  33. Re:Don't cross any high-energy streams, definitely by celtic_hackr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Incorrect. Lasers use a highly focused parallel high energy beam. Because it's high energy, it can burn. By projecting the focused parallel beam through a convex lens (the eye's lens) you refocus the beam and all the parallel high-energy photons focus on a point. This point light then burns the back of the cornea. Like looking directly at the Sun. Or focusing a magnifying glass on a leaf on a sunny day. Has nothing to do with IR and everything to do with optics and energy levels.

  34. Re:total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every proton would not hit something in your hand on first encounter, but if it missed, it would just loop around, and hit on a later time.

    You are forgetting about the minimum ionizing radiation that is induced by every charged particle at that energy that is passing through your hand. According to the Bethe-Block equation, that will be about 2 MeV, (assuming that your hand is made of water and is about one cm thick.)

    One entire passage of the beam around the ring will then deposit:

    2808 bunches * 1.15 10^11 protons * 2 MeV * 1.6*10^-13 Joule/MeV = 103 Joules

    At the speed of light, the beam orbits 300000 km/sec / 27 km (LHC circumference) = 11,100 times per second.

    So the energy deposition, without counting ANY hard (nuclear) interactions or ANY synchrotron radiation, is already > 1 MJ per second.

    You're hand is going to get cooked in no time even without any nuclear collisions. .

  35. Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked on researching a system that prevents the beam from damaging sensitive equipment if something goes awry. To accentuate the need for such a system, we had pictures of where the beam was dumped into metal plate targets. Even well under full capacity it ate holes straight through the targets with ease. I'd imagine you would get a hole in your hand and big dose of high energy radiation.

  36. Anatoli Bugorski by geogob · · Score: 1

    ...tried it in 1978 at the IHEP. But not with his hand!

  37. The solution by FreshnFurter · · Score: 1

    I was amazed at the ignorance displayed in this thread. In radiation therapy proton beams are used a lot to treat cancer so the problem is well known.
    Of course you will need o know the fluence of the beam (e.g. number of particles/ square cm/ second) and the amount of time the hand has been in the beam.
    Usually these beams are of relatively low flux, the particles in the beam do have a very high energy. The next thing you need to determine is
    the amount of energy that will be transferred to the tissue. For this we use the notion of stopping power (i,e, energy deposited under the form of ionizing collisions per unit length). This quantity depends on the charge of the particle (squared) and the inverse of the speed of the particle (squared). This means, and most people find this counter intuitive, that the higher the energy, the lower the amount of energy being deposited. So in this case the deposited energy is very low, e.g. the beam passes almost right through the hand. I do not have any stopping power numbers for these type of energies handy but can only presume that they are very low. Some caveats, these line of thought only follows direct interactions and collisional interactions with electrons.
    Most likely there is a larger component of nuclear interactions and ionizations coming from recoil events. Which will increase the dose.
    In order to get the maximum effect with a proton beam one has to tune the beam in such a way that it comes to a complete halt inside the persons body
    this is about 200MeV for a human, what is several orders of magnitude lower than the energies here at hand (pun unintended).

    Anyway interesting question and at my next exam I will be sure to put it in. Now we will see if any of my students read slashdot ;-)

     

    1. Re:The solution by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Tell me this was a joke. We're talking about a beam that bored holes through tungsten and etched steel (after boring a hole in tungsten) when they had that accident. Beams that smash protons and neutron into sub particles. Kind of like the effect of shooting the cue ball out a rocket launcher at the eight ball at 800 fps. Now, I'd agree, all this talk of "radiation" and hands blowing up are ridiculous. This is not the kind of radiation you'd see in an atomic explosion. But, I's suspect significant energy will be transferred, and significant particle collision will happen (even though we're talking about a mostly liquid substance). The density and facial area of the beam is important in determining any damage. All bets are off if it hits bone.

    2. Re:The solution by FreshnFurter · · Score: 1

      No not a joke the only reason why you would get a "catastrophic" event is likely because the beam is focused and as such has a very high flux on a very small volume as dose = energy /mass then the mass of the irradiated part is very high. In order to get a lot of dose to the hand it is better to tune the energy down in such a way that the total energy gets deposited in the object you are interested in. Also note that also the density of the material is very important. Therefore a tungsten block would retain much more energy than a hand. I you can give me the number of particles/square cm I can calculate exactly what the dose is for the hand. This is what I do for a living. And yes I have treated patients with neutron beams, proton beams and photon beams, so I know what I am talking about. My point is that everyone seemed to be overawed by the sheer energy of the beam, while that is not the point it has to be the right energy.

      As I explained in the first post the notion of high energy beams having low stopping power is counter intuitive as your reaction shows.

      Hope this helps

    3. Re:The solution by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      True, true, but we're not talking about medical proton beams. We're talking about beams designed to smash atoms, not for human medicine.

        I know, I won't be sticking my hand in that beam given the chance. Any more than you'll see me stick my hand in liquid nitrogen. Even though, it may be possible to do it quickly and not sustain any damage.

  38. Hoax by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    The "Large Hadron" collider is a hoax. Everyone knows Hadrons are extremely small.

    My local pub offers hadron flavoured beer.

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    1. Re:Hoax by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You must be dyslexic. You've actually been drinking hardon flavoured beer! Which, to it's credit, is a lot stronger than American beer...

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  39. Re:total energy in the beam equals 173 kilograms T by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you're missing one point.
    Sure all the local effects would be as described.
    But your hand is composed mostly of water. About 2mm diameter by some 2cm length cylinder inside your hand would turn into massively superheated steal over few nanoseconds. Steam that hot, from that amount of water, in that volume has enormous pressure. Maybe the resulting explosion would end near your wrist, but I suspect shrapnels of your own hand bones would kill you.

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  40. Incorrect by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. It has to do with IR inasmuch as you _do not see IR light_. Thus, the apparent brightness is a _lot_ lower than the true light output. Obviously, the fact that IR is great to transport heat helps in burning tissue.

    Also, with lasers, you do not need to focus any more precisely _because_ the beams are parallel (it gets focused within the laser's casing). This (and the fact that they waves are in sync) is why a laser can cut steel while a flashlight can't.

    1. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about steel, but I can cut through wood with my flashlight.

    2. Re:Incorrect by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Wrong again!

      Laser = Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

        A laser has two partially mirrored lenses (say 99% and 80%) on either side of a medium, let's say ruby. you inject some high energy light (say a flash from a Xenon strobe light) into the ruby. This creates a photon cascade event. Some of the photons shoot out in directions parallel to the two lenses. But they get reflected by the mirrors. One mirror is less mirrored than the other. The photons then bounce back, and knock out more photons, the energy of the photons increases, going back and forth, and eventually a beam exits one of the mirrors. Many red lasers are near-IR, but not IR.

      The reason you don't normally "see" a laser beam is due to the fact the photons ARE traveling in parallel. None of the photons reach your eye unless you add matter to disperse part of the beam and cause photons to deflect, thus giving you a false sense of the brightness of the beam. Or you stick your eye into the beam, and see how really bright it is.

      A red laser will have a single wavelength. This is due to the fact of exciting a particular electron at a particular location in the electron cloud with particular set energy levels to release a given photon of a particular level of energy and wavelength. It's invariant, for a particular material, mirror set and stimulation source.

    3. Re:Incorrect by RichiH · · Score: 1

      None of what you said contradicts anything I said.

      I should have stated that my comments regarding IR are for green (and IR ;) lasers only, though. Re-reading what I said, I could have made this more explicit. OTOH, I directly replied to what you said without contradicting you.

      Oh well, lesson learned for both of us :)

  41. Its like the real estate truism... by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    The value of a house is determined by three things, location, location and location.

    Were the brain is injured is important!

  42. Stacks of frozen pizza have never been considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So did they guess about creation of black holes, too?!

    Here is some info about the LHC Beam Dump System.
    http://lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch/lhc-machine-outreach/components/beam-dump.htm

    Also, from
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/3352114/Large-Hadron-Collider-could-it-defrost-a-pizza.html :

    Each absorber consists of a seven metre long segmented carbon cylinder of 700mm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, which is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 ton of concrete and iron shielding.

    For the dump to work, the beam has to be diffused, because in its compressed form it would drill a hole tens of meters long in any material. Dr Rüdiger Schmidt, deputy leader of the LHC hardware commissioning team, said in response to the ongoing pizza discussions: "Stacks of frozen pizza have never been considered for the LHC's beam dump."

  43. ummm by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    I saw the special on PBS in which they show'd the workers and scientists building it. They specifically asked the lead guy what would happen if they lost confinement of the beam and he said the total energy in the beam is about equivalent to a buss traveling at 65mph. He went on to say they believe and area of approximate 8feet by 8feet would be instantaneously vaporized... and it why the facility is underground. It's been a couple of years since I saw that episoned so I might have a couple of the numbers wrong.

  44. Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With his right brain?

    You don't expect him to be able to complete a PHD with his wrong brain, do you?

  45. I'm surprised no-one could give a better answer by AC-x · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure plenty of scientists must have looked at this, after all someone had to design the beam dumps. From http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/cms/?pid=1000570

    In 2003, two-thirds of the superconducting magnets in the Tevatron’s six-kilometer ring quenched at the same time. The beam drilled a hole in one collimator and created a 30-centimeter groove in another. That accident, while serious, was the only one in the accelerator’s 20-year history, and the machine was back up and running within two weeks. Could something similar happen on a larger scale at the LHC?

    “In a bad accident, the beam could go off course and drill a hole through one or two magnets,” says Schmidt. While this would not destroy the LHC, it would still require time and money for repair.

    I'm pretty sure something that can drill a hole in a super conducting magnet would make a hole in someone's hand...

  46. awesome by downmagic · · Score: 1

    I think I might go try that.

  47. Whoops, second one was the wikipedia article by mmj638 · · Score: 1

    Whoops, second one was the wikipedia article

  48. first post? by t-er-eyma · · Score: 1

    and the site is already slashdotted? or is the link plain wrong?

  49. What happens? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    What happens if you put your hand in the beam of the Large Hadron Collider?

    What do you mean exactly? What happens to your hand - or which results could you expect from the experiment?

    The experimental data are hard to predict - a hand is a very complex target, and many reactions are possible. Quite likely the measurements will be too overcrowded to make much sense.

    What will happen to the hand is perhaps easier to predict. Firstly there is the hard vacuum, which will make the blood boil - the resulting water vapour will disrupt the beam, so nothing further will happen until the hand has completely desiccated and vacuum has been restored. When the beam has been started up again, it will start interacting with the remaining tissue of the hand, breaking down chemical bonds and releasing further gases into the vacuum, this time not only stopping the beam, but also depositing a film of sticky hydrocarbons which will need to be cleaned away. Once that has been done - after, say 2 years - we will probably start seeing the beam mainly blasting atoms apart, if the target hasn't by lost its structural integrity due the chemical decomposition.

    In all, I don't think I can't recommend this experiment. The scientific benefits are modest compared to the operational costs involved.

  50. Wait a Minute by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute! Wait aminute, I thought you guys said that crossing the streams was a bad idea?