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The Binary Code In Canada's Gov-Gen Coat of Arms

Lev13than writes "Dr. David Johnston, formerly the president of the University of Waterloo, was installed as Canada's new Governor-General on Friday. As de facto head of state and the Queen's representative in Canada he is required to design a personal coat of arms. One modern detail has attracted particular attention - a 33-digit palindromic binary stream at the base. Efforts to decode the meaning of the number using ASCII, Morse, grouping by 3/11 and other theories has so far come up empty (right now it's a toss up between random, the phone number 683-077-0643 and Morse code for 'send help - trapped in a coat of arms factory.') Is 110010111001001010100100111010011 the combination to his luggage, or just a random stream of digits?"

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  1. EH by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    all it says is EH

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    1. Re:EH by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has anyone considered that the guy is Canadian and maybe, just maybe, inserted an extra '0' in there while sounding it out?

    2. Re:EH by DFurno2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It says "Don't forget to drink your ovaltine, eh"

    3. Re:EH by Berserker · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's just a reflection of the first 16 digits around the 17th

    4. Re:EH by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They spelled me wrong. I'll have to get in contact with them and figure out who transcribed 0100010001010011 wrong.

  2. I still can't believe by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that we let Governor General William Shatner slip through our fingers

    1. Re:I still can't believe by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he's gunning for Admiral

    2. Re:I still can't believe by rickhend · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That we still have a Governor General at all, and that we pledge allegiance to a foreign head of state.

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    3. Re:I still can't believe by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure that you're kidding, but you do know that Shatner didn't ever have a snowball's chance of even getting on the short list, let alone a serious consideration for the job, right?

      Nerd Cred + International Respectability as a sovereign nation don't necessarily go hand in hand.

    4. Re:I still can't believe by alexo · · Score: 2, Informative

      that we pledge allegiance to a foreign head of state.

      We don't.
      It's just that our head of state also happens to be the head of several other states and prefers (or is it obligated?) to spend most of her time in one of them.

    5. Re:I still can't believe by Moridin42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No.. the guy's job is to represent the Queen of Canada.

      There are just 15 other nations of which she is also Queen. Each of which nations has control over its territory without interference from the others, despite sharing a monarch. Thats whats sovereign about it.

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    6. Re:I still can't believe by agbinfo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you forget that Michaelle Jean was the previous governor general? I don't think that the bar is that high.

    7. Re:I still can't believe by artson · · Score: 2, Informative

      "But who knows, maybe Captain of the USS Canada mighta been cool.

      HMCS Canada maybe.

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    8. Re:I still can't believe by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a lot of thrones to sit on and scepters to hold. Wish I knew how to sculpt. Would do a statue of the Queen, with lots of arms like a Hindu god, each holding a scepter or globe of a country she reigns over.

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    9. Re:I still can't believe by SEE · · Score: 2, Informative

      In twelve countries, sure, the title is "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of [Specific Place] and of Her other Realms and Territories . . ."

      In the UK, she's the slightly different "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen . . ."

      However, in Canada her title is "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen . . ."

      So, even Canadian law gives her billing as Queen of the UK first, with higher priority than her role as Queen of Canada. (Grenada does the same, but it puts the "Queen" between God and Of.)

  3. Random? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's safe to assume that it's an aesthetically pleasing bit of random binary to symbolically carry the message that he's in with technology, in much the same way one might tattoo some bitching runes onto one's arm to convey how one is incredibly down with the druids.

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    1. Re:Random? by Grant_Watson · · Score: 4, Informative

      The blazon (the heraldic technical description) of the arms is what officially defines them, and it doesn't include the particular sequence of digits; it just says "in base a bar wavy Sable inscribed with zeros and ones Or."

      So even if it means something, that particular sequence is just the artist's interpretation; somebody else who redrew the arms would be entitled to change it. Most likely, it's just what the artist liked visually.

    2. Re:Random? by wireloose · · Score: 3, Informative

      Especially believable since it's a mirror image. The center is a 1, and each digit away is mirrored on the opposite side. Perhaps it's easier to see if you add some white space:

      1100 101 110 010 010 1 010 010 011 101 0011

    3. Re:Random? by symbolset · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I put the answer already in the first sumbission. I don't know why the second sumbmission was picked.

      It's a black and white binary image, three rasters of 11 pixels. Combined it makes a scrollwork that can tile horizontally. It's ornamental. It's an italic mirrored N and a /.

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    4. Re:Random? by TheCycoONE · · Score: 4, Funny

      So you analyzed the code, now you may look up "palindrome"

    5. Re:Random? by gambit3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because this is Slashdot. Your mistake is assuming that GOOD submissions get posted.

    6. Re:Random? by delinear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe I'm just cynical, but I assumed all links here since about 2001 went to goatse. On a side note, it's also why I never RTFA...

  4. Can't we just ask? by kikito · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, the guy that designed this is still alive, isn't he?

    1. Re:Can't we just ask? by mayberry42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, but where's the fun in that? :)

    2. Re:Can't we just ask? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would spoil the fun.

    3. Re:Can't we just ask? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He already told us the answer:

      The wavy band inscribed with zeros and ones represents a flow of information, digital communication and modern media.

    4. Re:Can't we just ask? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but it's traditional to offer him a barometer.

    5. Re:Can't we just ask? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, the guy that designed this is still alive, isn't he?

      What? And spoil an available conspiracy theory? You must be new here!?

      (Drum roll, awaiting "New Here's" joke.)

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    6. Re:Can't we just ask? by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...signifying nothing.

      A coat-of-arms inscribed by an idiot?

    7. Re:Can't we just ask? by silanea · · Score: 3, Informative

      [...] zeros and ones represents a flow of information, digital communication and modern media [...] ...signifying nothing.

      Hey, it's Fox News!

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    8. Re:Can't we just ask? by scourfish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not for long. The shadow government/freemasons must silence him before he reveals the hidden message. Check out www.911vaccinemoonlandingtruth.org for more info. Fight the power.

    9. Re:Can't we just ask? by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...signifying nothing.

      A coat-of-arms inscribed by an idiot?

      And a /. discussion full of sound and fury.

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  5. Has anybody asked him? by Stween · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The story doesn't make it clear.

  6. Seeing patterns in the random by cjfs · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Hey we need something to make the coat of arms look more modern" "How about that code in the matrix?" "Just put a bunch of 1s and 0s along the bottom"

    And then an intern typed enough 1s and 0s to fill up the available space, trying to make it look random.

    1. Re:Seeing patterns in the random by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The probability to get a palindrome this way is rather low (1/65536 for a string of 33 binary digits, to be exact).

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    2. Re:Seeing patterns in the random by IICV · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then an intern mashed out half of it. Geez, do I have to do all the work around here?

    3. Re:Seeing patterns in the random by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes you do.

      Here, type my reply for me on the lines below:
                  ________________________________________________________________
              ________________________________________________________________
          ________________________________________________________________
        ________________________________________________________________

  7. Palindrome by dissy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first thing I notice is the binary string is a palindrome, the same forwards or backwards.

    Being 33 digits, that is just strange. Dropping the first 1 to make 32 would be more fitting, but the first digit is still a 1, so unless he is into ANSI art, I doubt this is ascii encoding.

    Just the fact it is the same both ways leads me to think an artist designed it, a lot more so than it converts to anything meaningful.

    Which is a shame really, but not unexpected.

    1. Re:Palindrome by binkzz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The first thing I notice is the binary string is a palindrome, the same forwards or backwards.

      From the summary:

      "One modern detail has attracted particular attention: a 33-digit palindromic binary stream at the base."

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    2. Re:Palindrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And after reading the article, it seems they noticed the same thing!

      Wonder why that option was left out of the summary, as it seems the most likely. Silly editors

      You mean the link you clicked on to read the article that has the text "33-digit palindromic binary stream"? That link?

    3. Re:Palindrome by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first thing I notice is the binary string is a palindrome, the same forwards or backwards.

      This is to prevent Soviet Russia jokes from working in Soviet Canada.

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    4. Re:Palindrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first thing I notice is the binary string is a palindrome, the same forwards or backwards.

      This is to prevent Soviet Russia jokes from working in Soviet Canada.

      He's the Governor General. It reads: "In Soviet Canada, the taxes pay YOU"

    5. Re:Palindrome by binkzz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even more reason to believe it is totally artistic and not a meaningful translation of anything though, as coat of arms and crests tend to do that sort of thing over the entire imagery, typically only exception for items added in later, which doesn't seem to be the case here.

      Still, it's amusing to think how many people will spend their Monday trying to decode this heh

      Yea, and while I agree with you that it's most likely a random number, I can't help but keep wondering. That it's a prime number doesn't help much either.

      If you were the designer, what would you encode? It's hardly big enough to fit a four letter word in. I think I would probably go with the boring ol' date of birth.

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    6. Re:Palindrome by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not all binary codes are powers of two.

      For instance using 5311 instead of 8421

      5311
      0000 0
      0001 1
      0011 2
      0100 3
      0101 4
      1000 5
      1001 6
      1011 7
      1100 8
      1101 9
      1111 10

      There are also grey codes from the days of rotaty dialling

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    7. Re:Palindrome by ThePromenader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait a sec - if the artist had used '01100101 01101000' (reading away from a middle '0', ), the binary would have translated into 'eh'. Now ~that~ would mean something Canadian!

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    8. Re:Palindrome by Legion303 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The first thing I notice is the binary string is a palindrome"

      I noticed that too, from reading the summary.

  8. 110010111001001010100100111010011? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that translates into: CNUS, Canada's Not the United States.

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  9. Not necessarily binary by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    110010111001001010100100111010011 is 33 successive digits of pi (in decimal/binary/ternary/etc.). Cunningly, he did not choose the first 33 digits, of course.

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    1. Re:Not necessarily binary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Neither the 33 last. I can tell because I just checked it.

      Posted as AC for obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Not necessarily binary by philgp · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the part just after the encoded 2D bitmap of a circle.

    3. Re:Not necessarily binary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, you're all missing the obvious: It's not binary. Just because there are no digits other than 0 and 1 doesn't mean it's base 2.

    4. Re:Not necessarily binary by jimwelch · · Score: 2, Funny

      How much the stock market lost, worldwide in the last 2 years?

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    5. Re:Not necessarily binary by turing_m · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that actual pi or christian fundmentalist pi?

      More likely, it's just pi in the sky.

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    6. Re:Not necessarily binary by IBitOBear · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been using the last four digits of PI as my pin for years, now I'm gonna have to change it.

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    7. Re:Not necessarily binary by statusbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      No! Please don't change PI. If you do I will have to redraw all these circles I have and also recalibrate my compass!

      --jeffk++

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    8. Re:Not necessarily binary by beav007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.

      * Early FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers

  10. Tough one by nfk · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he were from New Zealand I would say it's a binary solo, but being from Canada I'm not sure.

  11. The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This number is a prime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindromic_prime in base 2.
    In decimal it is: 6830770643

    1. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This number is a prime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindromic_prime in base 2.
      In decimal it is: 6830770643

      1.1 times the number of people alive today

    2. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by sco08y · · Score: 4, Funny

      In base 2, every number is prime.

      They fixed that in base 2.0.1.

    3. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by horza · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well found. The page also explains for dissy above why it has 33 digits:

      "Except for 11, all palindromic primes have an odd number of digits, because the divisibility test for 11 tells us that every palindromic number with an even number of digits is a multiple of 11."

      Phillip.

    4. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please hand in your math license. The encoding has nothing to do with the property whether a number is prime or not. 4 base 10 is as prime as 100 base 2 (i.e. not at all)

    5. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, 33 itself is also a binary-palindromic number (although not prime): 100001
      And of course, 33 is a palindrome in base 10, too.

      Moreover note that the sum of the binary digits (which equals the number of ones) is 17, which is also prime, and in binary is written 10001, so this is again a binary-palindromic prime, and the binary digit-sum here is 2, which again is a prime (although not binary-palindromic).

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    6. Re:The number is a Palindromic Prime in base 2. by FrootLoops · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A quick Python script shows there are 81 primes (including this one) in the 2001 numbers a distance at most 1000 from the above. So, for this large a number, a random guess would give *around* a 4% chance of getting a prime. Adding in the constraint that the number's a palindrome (which makes the picture look nice) may or may not make it more rare. I just tried randomly generating 10,000 33-digit binary palindromes which resulted in 418 of them being prime, giving the same *around* 4% chance of getting a prime palindrome of this length randomly.

      So, given the available space and the artistic desire to choose a binary palindrome, they only had a 4% chance of getting a prime--a coincidence? Probably :(.

  12. This sounds like a job for... by bhunachchicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Robert Langdon!!! I'm sure that buried somewhere in that seemingly random sequence of 1s and 0s is a code that will shake the very foundations of the human race and expose a truth that has long been hidden!

    I can already hear Dan Brown feverishly scratching away at his notepad, as he begins researching and stringing together a load geographically accurate, but ultimately randomly contrived pile of nonsense for his next magnum opus, "The Canada Complex"

  13. DRM by orange47 · · Score: 3, Funny

    its the master key for the upcoming DRM, already broken ..

  14. base64? by hitmark · · Score: 2, Funny

    The base64 result, y5Kk6QE=, reminds me of something a url shortener would spit out. But i am unsure which it would be.

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    1. Re:base64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are saying "This random number looks like other random numbers I have seen". I don't think you have thought this through.

  15. Simple by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's meaning is "I bet I can get a bunch of geeks to waste a lot of time trying to decipher this meaningless message!"

  16. Re:The numbers are wrong (wild guess) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That OTAN is NATO backwards is incidental, mirroring is not the reason for it. The reason is that France succeeded in demanding French as an official Nato language. OTAN = Organisation du Traité de l'Atlantique Nord.

    There is no use for mirrored writing on airplanes, they fly too fast for your cars rear-view mirror, and planes that do have rear view mirror wouldn't wait 'till the bogey is a couple of yards behind them to find out who he is.

  17. Re:The numbers are wrong (wild guess) by Gobelet · · Score: 5, Informative

    NATO aircrafts have OTAN printed on it because the two official languages used in NATO are English and French. OTAN means Organisation du Traité de l'Atlantique Nord.

  18. Re:The numbers are wrong by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Informative

    You and the article are assuming powers of two, that is not the only binary encoding.

    this is one other example, from Bell Labs - the inventors of the modern world.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_code

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  19. Can get even worse by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It can get even worse. At least "chop suey $3.99" is clear where is came from.

    Funnier stories are those like the guy who got "pig meat" in chinese letters because it was copied off a can of that. But I'd imagine that the latter realization comes after seeing that this guy has "pig meat" written on him. Yeah.

    Then there was the guy who thought he got a tattoo saying "wise dog that guards the pack", but it actually meant "dog's ass".

    In the same vein of "you're not going to get hooked up with any woman that can read that", one guy got a tattoo which he thought was totally bad ass, until a Japanese girl told him it means "abusive husband". Well, I guess at least it works as a warning.

    Conversely one woman got the longer version of that, and it translated to "my abusive husband beats me." It's one of the things that aren't even funny but make one wonder if she got ripped off or it's a cry for help.

    Though to be entirely fair, apparently cool kids in Beijing tattoo themselves with nonsensical combinations of English letters too, like "TWARP", "GWIPO", "FRUNK" and get told by unscrupulous tattoo parlor artists that they mean stuff like "old soul with young spirit" in English. (Actual example. If you were wondering what FRUNK means in English, now you know;)) Also apparently both CRYMPH and DLECH mean "beautiful flower dancing in the wind" in American according to one tattoo parlour in Beijing. In case you were wondering ;)

    Luckily individual letters are not whole words in the Latin alphabet, so most are just nonsense. But you just have to wonder if there's some brave soul somewhere in China wearing a tattoo that says "I suck cock" and thinks it means "loyalty, courage, honour" ;)

    That said, since runes were an alphabetic system, I would assume most of those are equally nonsense combinations. I wouldn't wonder if some guys out there were running around with tattoos that just say "FUTHARK" because someone just copied the first characters of the runic alphabet.

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    1. Re:Can get even worse by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      CRYMPH is Welsh, surely?

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    2. Re:Can get even worse by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Funny

      CRYMPH is Welsh, surely?

      It has a vowel too many to be Welsh ;)

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    3. Re:Can get even worse by Mantrid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I got this tattoo on my forehead that says "poor impulse control"

    4. Re:Can get even worse by Phydaux · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/
      A blog that collects and translates (if possible) the tattoos of mostly Chinese/Japanese/Gibberish characters on people who aren't sure what they really mean.

      Some of them aren't that bad, but others make you want to cringe.

    5. Re:Can get even worse by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I work with a young lady who has a tattoo which is supposed to mean "One who enjoys herself" in Japanese.

      I discovered, much to my amusement, that the word for "enjoys" can also mean "pleases".

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    6. Re:Can get even worse by qengho · · Score: 4, Funny

      On some old sitcom, a customer is displaying his Chinese-character tattoo to the Chinese proprietor:

      Customer (proudly): It means "fiery strength!"
      Proprietor (horrified): No! It means of two men who love each other, you are the one who plays the woman!

    7. Re:Can get even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a verb. It's what you do when you fill up your Cadilliac.

    8. Re:Can get even worse by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but it's a Y. Wyelsh pyeople llyove thyeyr Ys.

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    9. Re:Can get even worse by Antisyzygy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Norse runes had meanings on their own, typically used in divination. I.e. you have a bag of runes and toss them on the table. Each one has an associated meaning like, property, heritage, success in war, protection, ect. The way they landed (rightside up, upside down, face up, face down) determined what they meant.

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    10. Re:Can get even worse by Antisyzygy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The 'pleases" part probably has some underlining context to it such as "selfishly pleases" or "amusingly pleases" which would not be translated with the same underlying sexual interpretation. I remember in Japanese class one time I thought I said "I like to eat sushi because it is healthy", but I used the word "Genki" which actually translated what I said into something like "I enjoy eating sushi that is energetic and alive". My japanese teacher laughed at me and pretended to be a maki roll bouncing around the room.

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    11. Re:Can get even worse by douglips · · Score: 2, Informative
    12. Re:Can get even worse by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though, come to think of it, it would be funny if someone did get a runic inscription that was readable as some crap omen.

      I mean, I can see it. "Mr Svensson, if I read your tattoo right, feh is the rune for wealth or cattle, but its being inverted would indicate or foretell a loss of such. To make it worse, the rest of it puts it in the context of a disastrous overseas travel. So... can you explain why should we hire you to program our traveling agency's booking and financial software?" ;)

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    13. Re:Can get even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was even funner than that. He thought that the tattoo meant "Fiery Strength". The young Chinese food delivery guy told him it meant "Little bitch". He got mad and called in Chinese food from another restaurant to get another delivery guy, and thus another opinion. This order was deliever by an older Chinese guy. He told him waht the young guy said, and asked him if it was correct. The older Chinese guy assures him, oh no, it doesn't say Little Bitch. The tat owner becomse visibly relieved to hear that. Then the old guy tells him it means, of two men who love each other you are the ope that plays the woman. Several scenes over he ig etting it tattoed over to say Spicy Kung Pao Chicken, since it's the only Chinese ideograph he is sure of the meaning of.

  20. it says "OMG! Canada haz teh internetz" by v3ctor · · Score: 3, Funny

    it says "OMG! Canada haz teh internetz"

  21. Re:Possibly you're right by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing at all? In katakana?
    Maybe it was his name.

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  22. Re:The numbers are wrong (wild guess) by ThePromenader · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canadian planes should have 'NATOTAN' written on them to please the speakers of both languages ('NATO' 'stylishly' mirrored around the 'O'). Of course, for the Japanese, that acronym would read 'achieving a darker skin tone by slathering yourself in fermented beans'.

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  23. Not a phone number by ArundelCastle · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whole summary is pretty corny... Bunching 10 random numbers into 3-3-4 doesn't make it a phone number.
    First, 683 is the country code for Niue, and apparently they are small enough to use only 4-digits for their subscribers. So 10 digits is too much. (Nothing is apparent for (68) 3077-0643 either.)
    Second, no telephone system that I am aware of supports 0 as the first number of a central office prefix, only as a subscriber number.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Numbering_Plan#Current_system

  24. not rs232 by Uzik2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    RS232 sent 11 bits for every byte, It could be an RS232 string of three digits but I don't think so. It's garbage in ASCII.

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  25. Re:Possibly you're right by vslashg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've actually seen phtotos of a guy who thought he had some bitching Viking runes tatooed, and they were horribly mispelled (I will not divulge the nature of the error...

    That's okay, the mere fact that you have an interesting anecdote adds volumes to this conversation. No need to share it, that would just be overkill.

  26. Re:How about the eighth Mersenne prime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Informative 3" at the time of this wriring.

    You're trying to rate Slashdot mods, right?

    In that case, I should say "Informative 3" is quite a bad score considering you gave an obvious hint of how bad that contribution was (a simple binary to hex conversion indeed) including a link to a Wikipedia article that clearly explains why, exactly, the listed number naturally isn't the advertised prime number (2^31 - 1 consists of exactly 31 1-digits - not 33, and no 0-digits).

  27. No shit Sherlock by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Informative

    This happens every time a new URL shortening service launches without a preview feature, and n00bs fall for it.

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  28. Re:Possibly you're right by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I shop often in an Asian part of town. Bought my daughter a lovely pink kitten-infested shoulder bag with "Sing Sing Death House" neatly embroidered on it. With little fluffy sheep dancing about.

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  29. Re:Possibly you're right by rjstanford · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then you get the generation gap. I remember walking through Dresden a few years ago when I saw a young girl (14 or so) wearing a cute shirt, also with a rabbit on it, with "Squirmy Fuck Bunny" in poofy letters. I'm pretty sure that she knew what it meant but that her older, conservative looking mom had no idea.

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  30. Re:How about the eighth Mersenne prime? by tokul · · Score: 2, Informative

    A simple binary to hex conversion yields 2147483647

    get better calculator. Yours has unsigned 32bit integer limit and confuses decimals with hexadecimals.

  31. Re:How about the eighth Mersenne prime? by tokul · · Score: 2, Informative

    unsigned 32bit integer limit

    Correction. "signed 32bit integer limit"

  32. Re:How about the eighth Mersenne prime? by FrootLoops · · Score: 3, Informative

    What? The number is...

    110010111001001010100100111010011 (binary)
    1972549D3 (hex)
    6830770643 (decimal)

    ...which has little to do with Mersenne primes. I'd be happy if it were such a prime, but it's not.

  33. isn't it obvious? by jd2112 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Drink more ovaltine, eh.

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  34. Re:Possibly you're right by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah. In this day and age, what with time travel and all, heck, she might even be her own mother, and that might be her grandmother.

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  35. Re:Possibly you're right by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have always been allied with Eurasia.

  36. World population by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's awfully close to the estimated world population.

    In decimal, the number is 6,830,770,643. According to Wikipedia, the United States Census Bureau estimates the world population to be 6,872,800,000.

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