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The Bomb Squad Olympiad Starts Today

The bomb suit relay and the robot obstacle course are just two of the events you can enjoy at the Bomb Squad Olympiad. Over the next three days squads from across South Carolina will compete and showcase their bomb defusing capabilities for the public. I hear the deep fried dynamite is especially good.

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  1. I'm so sorry by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 2, Funny

    "With the current emphasis on security demand for bomb disposal expertise is booming."
    "This event is no flash-in-the-pan"
    "We've had an explosive reaction"

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    1. Re:I'm so sorry by Pojut · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We have too many people over by the bomb-making tent. Looks like we'll have to diffuse the situation."

    2. Re:I'm so sorry by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      The popularity of this event is really blowing up, this year.

    3. Re:I'm so sorry by robot256 · · Score: 1

      "We have too many people over by the bomb-making tent. Looks like we'll have to diffuse the situation."

      Wait a second, that's a pun *and* a bomb joke. Don't you go being too clever on us, y'hear?

    4. Re:I'm so sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, No streams for iPhone users. Flash required.

    5. Re:I'm so sorry by Dannon · · Score: 1

      Anyone who attends is sure to have a blast!

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    6. Re:I'm so sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This event is da bomb!"

    7. Re:I'm so sorry by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      "Someone left a dirty bomb in the toilet!"

    8. Re:I'm so sorry by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      in latest news: the competition was cancelled due to terrorist threat

  2. Deep fried dynamite by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hear the deep fried dynamite is especially good.

    Don't believe it-- it will give you a headache.

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    1. Re:Deep fried dynamite by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if the joke is intentional or not, as headaches actually do result from handling dynamite. The explosive used is nitroglycerin (Dynamite is just nitroglycerin made safe to handle), which can be absorbed through the skin. It causes headaches.

    2. Re:Deep fried dynamite by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      Don't believe it-- it will give you a headache.

      And how!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFgCu0uMWB0

      (What, they canceled it? I'm totally shocked!)

      .

  3. Iraq team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Team from Iraq has won gold medal for best ever performance of suicide bombers, all of judges who could possibly vote them down have being eliminated...

    Funnily enough, my captcha was word "fatality".

  4. Hook and Line contest by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

    Who else is reminded of this by the description of the "Hook and Line" contest?

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  5. Olympiad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Wikipedia: An Olympiad is a period of four years, associated with the Olympic Games of Classical Greece. [...] Today, an Olympiad refers to a period beginning January 1 of a year in which the Summer Olympics are due to occur, and lasting four years.

    1. Re:Olympiad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an SC hillwilliam, kiss my a$$. You don't know me well enough to first name me.

      And oh yeah, blame samzenpus... everyone else does.

    2. Re:Olympiad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the white-trash rednecks who run the International Math Olympiad!

    3. Re:Olympiad? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Because they'd be sued into dust if they dared use the word "Olympics"?

      PS your bigotry is showing.

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    4. Re:Olympiad? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      In other news, the accepted use of words can change over the span of 2,700 years. I suppose those hillbillies must also be running all the Math Olympiads and Science Olympiads all over the world?

    5. Re:Olympiad? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      No, no, I agree with the GP. I live in South Carolina, and there are plenty of hillbillies here.

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    6. Re:Olympiad? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It may be in South Carolina now, but I believe it originated in Atlanta.

      What? Too soon?

    7. Re:Olympiad? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Because they'd be sued into dust if they dared use the word "Olympics"?

      PS your bigotry is showing.

      So? Don't. Does World Games, err, Championship not sound big enough for some local excuse to get drunk?

      So is yours.

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    8. Re:Olympiad? by bobcote · · Score: 1

      Tell that to NBC when they broadcast the "Olympiad" every four years (and promote ad nauseum)

    9. Re:Olympiad? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      NBC seems to be pretty sure they broadcast the "Olympics", the "Olympic Games", or the "Games of the nth Olympiad". Which is the same thing by slightly different names, and not the Olympiad. But please do enlighten us.

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    10. Re:Olympiad? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      In other news, the accepted use of words can change over the span of 2,700 years. I suppose those hillbillies must also be running all the Math Olympiads and Science Olympiads all over the world?

      Fun factoid: the "Science Olympiad" originated in North Carolina. Another one: the meaning changed to wrong for the first couple of Olympic games, but then turned back to right again.

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  6. They own NO robots by professorguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Robots? ROBOTS!?!?

    They have a radio-controlled platform with manually controlled servos. How is THAT a robot? It does absolutely NOTHING autonomously (except rust).

    1. Re:They own NO robots by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever since those "robot wars" shows in the 90's, people seem to have taken to calling any glorified RC car a "robot." I remember when a robot had to be autonomous (or at least semi-autonomous) to be consider a "robot" as opposed to "remote-controlled mobile servo device." Hell, we had remote-controlled toys like this when I was a kid, and no one considered them robots.

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    2. Re:They own NO robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robots according to a textbook I have called CIM System (CIM is Computer Integrated Manufacturing) must meet the following criteria:
      -More than 1 axis
      -Programmable, and able to run Autonomously
      -Multi-Purpose

      Yes it seems the definition of robot has fallen far from the tree.

    3. Re:They own NO robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... would they be more accurately called waldoes?

  7. First thing that came to mind by watermark · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:First thing that came to mind by Canazza · · Score: 1

      ebaumsworld?
      that thing's still going?

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    2. Re:First thing that came to mind by watermark · · Score: 1

      It was popular in the 90's, first site I recognized in Google image search

    3. Re:First thing that came to mind by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      They were probably the first site to steal that picture.

  8. Olympiad? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, sure, it's an event limited to South Carolina, and it's a yearly event, not every 4 years. I can live with that. But the Olympiad is the time between the games, you hillbillies.

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  9. losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...go out with a bang?

  10. For me, IT Crowd S4E5 clip... by antdude · · Score: 1

    ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtCe-Szsj0c ... I laughed so hard when I saw this, and I still laugh!

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  11. My Mistake by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

    And here I thought you were talking about the Commonwealth Games!

    Although I'm sure that the Delhi bomb squad folks are having some sleepless nights, they probably won't win any medals.

  12. Nothing for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, as a visitor, I would be frustrated by this event. They show the most uninteresting parts of this fascinating topic.

    It is understandable that they don't want to perform controlled detonations for the enjoyment of the general public or discuss the secret art of defusing a bomb, but I would still be frustrated (shame on me).

  13. Off-color jokes... by Shoten · · Score: 1

    The opportunities just defy belief...

      - It's in South Carolina (A redneck's last words? "Hey, y'all...watch this!")
      - It involves explosives (ibid.)
      - It's being held at a HIGH SCHOOL, for God's sake. What about a high school is the best place to hold EOD activities, even simulated ones?

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  14. Oblig. by Eudial · · Score: 1

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  15. Cynic by severn2j · · Score: 1

    The cynical amongst us might think this sort of thing just reinforces the idea that "Terrorists are among us!" and we should give lots of tax and civil liberties to the government to "protect" us.. But that's just cynicism, right?

  16. Saw a lost one today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had to laugh when I saw this. This morning traveling to work on the A14 in the east of England and I passed a Reliant Robin all decked out in mat black, complete with front stabilisers (a common mod to Robins that stopped them toppling over!), tinted windows, spotlight bar across the roof and lots of attached paraphernalia doing it's over weighted maximum speed of about 40mph. In the front and back were full width window stickers with the words "Bomb Squad". Boy, was he ever lost!!