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Why Geim Never Patented Graphene

gbrumfiel writes "As we discussed on Tuesday, Andre Geim won this year's Nobel prize in physics for graphene, but he never patented it. In an interview with Nature News, he explains why: 'We considered patenting; we prepared a patent and it was nearly filed. Then I had an interaction with a big, multinational electronics company. I approached a guy at a conference and said, "We've got this patent coming up, would you be interested in sponsoring it over the years?" It's quite expensive to keep a patent alive for 20 years. The guy told me, "We are looking at graphene, and it might have a future in the long term. If after ten years we find it's really as good as it promises, we will put a hundred patent lawyers on it to write a hundred patents a day, and you will spend the rest of your life, and the gross domestic product of your little island, suing us." That's a direct quote.'"

325 comments

  1. But if he doesn't patent it... by Narcocide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can't they just patent it anyway, and sue him instead?

    1. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If a Nobel prize doesn't count as prior art, the system is even more broken that it seems

    2. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could.
      You can sue anyone for anything
      You may not win.
      This would be a dbag move, but he already has published prior work on it, so they'd not have a case.

    3. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure nobody could get away with patenting something someone already published and won the Nobel Prize for.

    4. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're new here, aren't you?

    5. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Method of making something similar to Graphene but isn't"
      "Method of using a Graphine-like material to wipe your ass"
      add "on a smartphone", "on the internet" etc. to each of them.

      They can generate a mountain of patent applications and a good chunk would be granted. They'd never stand up in court, but they don't care. Like the guy said, they'd kill the competition with legal fees.

      Yes, it's an abuse of the legal system. Good luck getting THAT to stick.

    6. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by dougmc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, they don't have to patent graphene itself -- they can just patent every possible application of it that they can think of.

      That's really the way things seem to work -- if you patent something really awesome, somebody with a lot more lawyers will surround your invention with patents so it can't be used, even by you, without infringing on one of their patents. In general, these patents tend to be "obvious to the layperson" and therefore should be thrown out, but that requires lots of money, and it's easier to just pay their extortion money.

      The system is screwed up. It would be even more screwed up if you needed a Nobel prize to protect yourself against it, but at least in this case it's not needed -- and doesn't even help.

    7. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They seemed to think they would ruin him if he had a publication and a patent. Why would a Nobel Prize be a good example of prior art, but an actual patent would be a joke? Even with a patent and a Nobel prize and a dozen publications, there is nothing you can due when sued for violating 1,000 different patents and faced with a team of 200 lawyers filing a dozen lawsuits every day until you fold. That's the point. They don't care if they lose a lot in court. The point was they will never license his discovery, they will take and if he tries to fight, they will dedicate their entire existence to ruining his life. AKA they will act like any corporation ever. Steal and then sue your victim for 10 trillion dollars.

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    8. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by DJ+Jones · · Score: 5, Informative

      RTFA. In the next paragraph Geim talks about what the guy from the electronics company meant. Patents only work if they are for specific devices or processes. Since graphene hasn't been use in any practical real-world solutions yet, there's really nothing to patent at this stage. The company that develop devices and uses for Graphene will end up filing more specific and enforceable patents.

      He wasn't necessarily knocking the system.

    9. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh yes, a very simple method to make graphene is covered by the prior art. But what if they come up with some tiny improvement to the process (or more likely a massive improvement if they're going to commercialize it I don't think using scotch tape and pencil lead is going to cut it). And then you can file a patent for each possible use that you can come up with, and another for every tiny incremental improvement you make to those uses, and even uses that you come up with that you know won't work but might end up being close enough to something that does work that you can sue someone later. Broken... broken... broken, I just can't express how broken the patent system is.

    10. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They'll also patent every way of making it. Then they'll patent every change/improvement
      to the process for the next 50 years.

    11. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's how patents work in biotech. First you find a gene, then you immediately patent it - don't worry about figureing out what it does, because if you delay to do that a competitor might file first. Then you figure out what it does, and then you patent every possible application just to be safe. Commercial biotech research is basically driven by patents, but it can get extremally aggressive.

    12. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find your "Graphene on the Internet" idea intriguing and would like to know how I can invest.

    13. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      But but.. capitalism must trump any prize, right? After all, the patent lawyers are byproduct of the capitalism as we practice in the US (and around the world too).

    14. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Making an improvement gives you the right to the improvement only. The rest of the process is still covered by the original patent.

      So you might file a whole raft of improvements but it won't get you any economic benefit.

    15. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never understood the 'not obvious to the layperson' requirement, seems to me like it should be 'not obvious to someone in the given field'. In other words, if you presented 5 engineers with a problem and they all came up with the same or similar solutions, that solution should not be patentable, there is no leap that is worth rewarding with a monopoly. But I guess just getting the layperson requirement to actually be honored would be a good step in the right direction.

    16. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't understand how this works. You write patents like "Use of graphene as a conducting element in an electronic device," or "Method of fabricating graphene on silicon substrates employing one of several obvious design choices that nonetheless sound like witchcraft to anyone without a PhD in Materials Science."

      It doesn't matter if the patents won't stand up. If there's enough of them, it won't be worth the cost for any private party to knock them all down. The only way to stop this is to get tough on fraudulent claims. If an "inventor" shows a pattern of putting his name on patent applications that a professional working in the field would consider trivial, then he should go to prison for perjury.

      The problem with the current system for policing fraud is that it relies on competitors. But the whole strategy is to pile the BS so deep it's not worth the competitors' bother. Furthermore, the competitors aren't going to rock the boat because they're doing the same damned thing.

      Patent abuse is a win-some, lose-some proposition for the corporations engaged in it. It's the public and the real inventors who consistently lose.

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    17. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the US, the standard is "not obvious to one having ordinary skill in the art". In other words, someone with more skill than Joe Sixpack, but less skill than an expert in the field.

    18. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bar for patent-ability IS 'not obvious to an expert in the field'. not sure where this obvious to the layperson thing came from.

    19. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, $50 says that if the large corporation had discovered it first, you can be damn sure they'd have filed that very same patent. They just talked him out of it to make things easier for them to use *coughstealcough* the tech.

    20. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm just saying that an army of patent lawyers will box in any important invention so much that any layman's patent is going to be 100% worthless because they won't be able to do anything with it without stepping all over a dozen other patents. Lets say that you're one of the inventors and want to start a business to actually sell a product that uses graphene. Oh, you want to mass produce graphene now? Well, there's 13 patents on ways to mass produce it so you'll need to license one of them even though it is really just an automation of the process that one you a Nobel prize. You want to use graphene in a touchscreen display? Sorry, that violate the patent on "monolayer semiconductor based resistive devices". etc, etc, etc.

    21. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      You can't obtain a patent on a substance. You can only obtain patents on the manufacturing or some "novel" usage of the substance.

    22. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once the patents expire the knowledge will be in the public domain and free to use for everyone. Much better than keeping it a family/industrial secret for hundreds of years IMO.

    23. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by danpat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is that it takes less than those 5 engineers to get a crap patent into the system in the first place. When the cost of entry is lower than the cost of removal, the system is going to tend to fill up with crap.

      Now, if there was a fine levied against those that had their patents invalidated......

    24. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Intron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can't obtain a patent on a substance. You can only obtain patents on the manufacturing or some "novel" usage of the substance.

      If there's only one way to make a material and you patent it, then you have essentially patented the material. That's how gene patents work too, they're on the process to produce the gene.

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    25. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Simply ignore the patents ... And if any laywer appeared at the door of your company trying to extort you because of such patents, return then to his employer by mail. Just the head.

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    26. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're not in the science game, are you?

    27. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Never understood the 'not obvious to the layperson' requirement...

      There is no such requirement in the USA.

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    28. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standard is actually not obvious to someone in the particular field. Unfortunately, your hypothetical engineers don't exist. Generally, either an expert testifies to the fact that it would have been obvious or some reference literature is used to show that it would have been obvious.

    29. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Grond · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the US, the standard is "not obvious to one having ordinary skill in the art". In other words, someone with more skill than Joe Sixpack, but less skill than an expert in the field.

      It's a little more complicated than that. The level of skill involved depends on the subject matter. If the patent is about a simple mechanical device, then the level of skill will be relatively low. Perhaps a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering, if that. If the patent is about a complex genetically modified organism, then the person having ordinary skill in the art would have a high level of skill, probably a Ph.D in biology with some additional years of experience.

      You tend to have alleged infringers arguing that the level of skill in a given case is very high and therefore the super-genius involved would easily have found the invention obvious. The patentee tends to argue that the level of skill is very low and that the Joe Sixpack involved would find the invention astonishingly unobvious.

      The European Patent Convention--and thus the patent law of EU countries--follows a similar standard as the US ('a person skilled in the art').

    30. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if you patent something really awesome, somebody with a lot more lawyers will surround your invention with patents so it can't be used, even by you, without infringing on one of their patents.

      If you hold the patent for Illudium Pu-36, for instance, then even if someone else patents the Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator, they will be on the hook if they try to make their invention without getting a license from you. So even if everyone else comes out of the woodwork getting patents that hedge out all the possible applications of your invention, you're still better off with the patent, since they can't make their own patented inventions without using your patented invention.

    31. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Spatial · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We've arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science and technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. I mean, who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?

      Carl Sagan

    32. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      Clearly you're just better off patenting the original necessary piece, and then just being a patent Troll, instead of using your own invention.

      Yeah, I'd say the system is broken.

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    33. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by sleeping143 · · Score: 1

      Suing a researcher for producing small quantities of your product in order to use it in his research wouldn't make financial sense. So unless the patent holder had a personal vendetta against the researcher, they wouldn't act on the infringement.

    34. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Alef · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with the details of the patent system of the USA, but normally the requirement is that it shouldn't be obvious the someone "skilled in the art" and having access to all available knowledge in the field. For instance, if the invention offers a solution to a problem that skilled people have been trying to solve for some time, it cannot be considered obvious. In practice, however, I think the requirements are quite a bit lower.

      Thinking about it, I wonder what the consequences would be if that specific requirement were added: The problem that the invention solves must have been known for at least X years.

    35. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      This is why I think the inability to easily reverse engineer must be the standard for obtaining a patent. That is, if whatever you are trying to get a patent for can be reverse engineered before that patent would expire, then you don't get a patent. That way, either patent terms would become much shorter, or only really difficult, non-obvious things get patents. Granted, this would probably mean the death of patents, and I'm fine with that as well.

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    36. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Never understood the 'not obvious to the layperson' requirement, seems to me like it should be 'not obvious to someone in the given field'. In other words, if you presented 5 engineers with a problem and they all came up with the same or similar solutions, that solution should not be patentable, there is no leap that is worth rewarding with a monopoly. But I guess just getting the layperson requirement to actually be honored would be a good step in the right direction.

      This is exactly why the poster child for bad patents, Amazon's 1-click purchase (i.e. no confirmation) is a terrible example of a bad patent. It's quite an awesome one.

      I came from that era, and earlier. No programmer in their right mind would ever do something so stupid as to let a book get bought and shipped by one click -- "What if the guy accidentally clicked it? There should be a confirming dialog!"

      Bezos say no.

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    37. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      graphene .... over the internet

    38. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a Nobel prize doesn't count as prior art, the system is even more broken that it seems

      In my experience, the USPTO only ever looks at other US patents when they search for prior art and, even then, don't always do a great job (both in terms of not finding documents and in finding irrelevant documents that just happen to share some key words).

      A Nobel prize? Might as well have been top secret.

    39. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by chowdahhead · · Score: 1

      Pharmaceutical patents are for the molecule itself, and sometimes a novel dosage form used to deliver the drug. The usage or mechanism of the drug is not, and that is why we usually have several members of a given drug class, like protease inhibitors or beta-blockers.

    40. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by gotfork · · Score: 1

      There may not yet be any consumer devices that use graphene, but they are coming up fast. Now that Korean scientists know how to produce high quality graphene in bulk with roll-to-roll processing, it will probably start replacing indium tin oxide as the transparent electrode of choice in flat displays: http://www.nature.com/nnano/journal/v5/n8/abs/nnano.2010.132.html Graphene will also probably appear in next-generation chemical sensors -- its so thin that individual molecules adsorbed on it can have measurable changes in its electrical properties: http://www.nature.com/nmat/journal/v6/n9/full/nmat1967.html I don't know if Geim anticipated either of these, but I wouldn't be surprised. An interesting comparison is the story of Peter Gruenberg who did patent his Nobel Prize-winning discovery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gr%C3%BCnberg I wonder how much money he actually saw from the patent though. GMR-based hard drives are a multi-billion dollar industry, but there are hundreds of knock-off patents floating around too...

    41. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Something obvious you simply avoid doing for (probably)good reason is still obvious.
      How many of those same programmers who I assume were at least moderately skilled in the art would have had the slightest problem creating code to let a book get bought and shipped by one click?
      Where is the invention?
      Where is the non-obvious bit?

      If every gun manufacturer included a safety but is quite capable of building one without but don't that doesn't make it an "invention" when one of them does even if it turns out that people like guns with no safetys.

      It's an ideal poster child for bad patents.

    42. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by ChipMonk · · Score: 4, Funny

      using XML

    43. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Aside from being dead, I would much rather these things be run by a pot smoker like sagan. It seems like most everything else in the terms of our social systems are designed by alcoholics and crack heads, and the worst addicts of all Teetotalers (self-righteousness is a hell of a drug)

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    44. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by AhabTheArab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But then you can't use your Illudium Pu-36 for any practical applications. Your patent is as useless as theirs at that point.

    45. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by gauntletguy · · Score: 1

      with a synergistic approach

    46. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by srussia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the US, the standard is "not obvious to one having ordinary skill in the art". In other words, someone with more skill than Joe Sixpack, but less skill than an expert in the field.

      Sounds like they should just include an "Ask Slashdot" step in the patent process. In fact, I think I'll patent a "method for determining 'obviousness to a person skilled in the art' for patent puproses".

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    47. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      In some ways, it's a little worse than that.

      Holding the key basic patent and being surrounded by implementation patents means facing escalating pressure (perhaps even legal pressure) to permit cheap licensing or outright sale of your patent to your besiegers.

      Try owning the only block of property not already sold off to a huge developer. Eminent domain, though not strictly applicable here, is still a pretty good snapshot of the mindset involved.

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    48. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Patents are actually anti-capitalistic. They give the patent holder an artificial temporary monopoly, and therefore for that time shield him from the free market.

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    49. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So even if everyone else comes out of the woodwork getting patents that hedge out all the possible applications of your invention, you're still better off with the patent, since they can't make their own patented inventions without using your patented invention.

      Being "better off" here means that you actually have enough money to pay others in order to use their patents. So it's just a money thing. The richer party (which, coincidentally, tends to own more patents) is better off than you are with your single patent on your original invention.

    50. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by brainboyz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if they're big enough compared to you, they'll make their space modulator anyway and drag things out in court when you sue. Better have the money to have lawyers dedicated to the case for 8 years. If you run out of money, they win. If your lawyers miss an objection or technicality, they win. If you win, you'll eventually get money and damages.

    51. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

    52. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

      This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

    53. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, I work in commercial biotech research! Are you calling me aggressive?

      You wanna come over and say that, buddy?

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    54. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I came from that era, and earlier. No programmer in their right mind would ever do something so stupid as to let a book get bought and shipped by one click -- "What if the guy accidentally clicked it? There should be a confirming dialog!"

      UNIX programmers certainly would - "if you didn't want to delete it, you shouldn't have typed 'rm file'".

    55. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, you invented Illudium Pu-36 and get a 20 year patent.
      You spend ten years defending that patent, and get very little out of it because you're too small to get good licensing deals, too small to effectively fight off infringers, etc.

      Meanwhile, they after a few years patent every concievable use of it. You're boxed in now. You can spend all your time fighting them. Some of their patents are very obvious, others have prior art, but you have to prove that in court and you can't afford to.

      Your patent expires. They still have years left on theirs and make a billion. Meanwhile they are creating new slight variations of every patent to effectively REpatent the same shit. Most get through because patent examiners are clueless, and nobody wants to fight them in court.

      Rinse, repeat.

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    56. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 3, Informative

      They used to say that about copyrights.

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    57. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      sorry that was patented by someone else, and you failed to pay the proper royalties.

    58. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      to embiggen the scope of our operational parameters

    59. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Small correction if you presented 5 engineers with a problem and ANY of them came up with the same or similar solutions, that solution shouldn't be patentable.

      Patents are given out way too easily. I used to think patents should be eliminated altogether but I've finally settled on the belief that we simply give out too many and for too little.

      Progressive inventions will be made without patents. Patents should be reserved for solutions that aren't reached by 1 in a thousand peers let alone five out of five random peers.

    60. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Not even that. If it's an important technology, your original patent will likely run out beflongore major applications of the technology are made. So, you paid for your patent and to maintain it, but the later patents cover a much more lucrative period in the use of the invention.

    61. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Kvasio · · Score: 5, Funny

      mod parent +1, aggressive

    62. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shaitand · · Score: 0

      By default rm asks for confirmation before deleting a file. You have to override this behavior with the -f flag.

    63. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well, there is more than one way to obtain graphene. In fact Geim used at least 6 different ways of doing it.

    64. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by dougmc · · Score: 3, Informative

      By default rm asks for confirmation before deleting a file. You have to override this behavior with the -f flag.

      You're wrong. rm only asks for confirmation if it's given the -i flag or if you're doing something unusual like removing a file you don't have write access to.

      Perhaps you have an alias set up that maps "rm" to "rm -i" -- it's a pretty common default alias, but it's a function of your *nix setup, not the rm command itself.

    65. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shentino · · Score: 1

      In theory you could simply refuse to license to them, since infringement would be sorta implied by the act of a derivation which makes the original invention a part of itself.

      In practice they'd probably infringe anyway knowing they'd outlast you in court.

    66. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by dougmc · · Score: 1

      the bar for patent-ability IS 'not obvious to an expert in the field'. not sure where this obvious to the layperson thing came from.

      Not sure, but it would seem that I was wrong to repeat it.

      Either way, when somebody surrounds a new invention/discovery with patents like this, most of them should be thrown out on a basis of that rule.

    67. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      and integrate with various geographically disparate locations

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    68. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shentino · · Score: 1

      If you're big enough to grind them to smithereens in court, you always have a case.

      "We will drag you to pieces" is the same as "we got you cold" when you're too broke to defend yourself anyway.

    69. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shentino · · Score: 1

      That's actually a good example of prior art for a lot of the genetics patents out there.

    70. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a little more complicated than that.

      True, but it's nigh impossible to convince /.ers to read the claims of a patent, so I figured I'd give the Cliff Notes version.

    71. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THey don't need to be obvious to the layperson. Go read up on patent requirements and ignore the post parent to yours.

    72. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And, of course, the way it should work is this:

      • Gather a panel of people with a typical level of knowledge in the field.
      • Ensure that none of them are aware of the invention.
      • Tell them the problem the invention is trying to solve.
      • Give them any building blocks used.
      • See if they can replicate the invention or a close approximation thereof.
      • If so, reject the patent.

      The problem is that 99% of "inventions" are nothing of the sort. They're little more than ideas that are obvious as soon as you are told the problem that you're trying to solve, and the only reason they weren't invented decades earlier is that nobody was trying to solve that problem yet because the problem space itself did not exist.

      For example, a patent on how to take bids via the Internet could not reasonably be invented prior to the Internet. But ask ten people how they would set up an auction site on the Internet, and even if they've never used eBay or heard people describe how it works, they'll still describe most of it pretty accurately. As such, it's obvious to even a nimrod who knows how the Internet works and wants to conduct auctions online. Since the core purpose of patents is to protect an inventor's exclusivity temporarily in exchange for publishing how something works instead of keeping it a trade secret, and since a patent on that concept would contribute nothing of consequence to the general understanding of technology, such a patent should be soundly rejected.

      Further, any patent on any software technology that does not include the corresponding source code to demonstrate how something is done should be rejected. And again, if the source code is obvious once you've been told its inputs and expected outputs, the patent should similarly be rejected.

      It should not be enough to be the first to think of doing something. The patent should at a minimum provide some significant insight that would not be obvious to a typical person who has been exposed to the problem. Most patents do not, and as such, most patents are junk.

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    73. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Right. But my comment was more about "only answerable to shareholders" mantra of today's corporations and hence their tendency to hire an army of lawyers to protect them when they do things which are not exactly morally right - as in the case we are discussing.

    74. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by tonywong · · Score: 1

      Just because he has a PhD and he has just won a Nobel Prize, it doesn't mean he can't get scammed. He was foolish to cave into the electronics company's demand. He should have just said, oh, I suppose you aren't interested then. I'll just go to your /// instead.

      They would change their attitude right quick if they felt that this guy was going to go over to the "enemy". Sometimes you have to fight evil with a larger evil.

    75. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by dougmc · · Score: 1

      In theory you could simply refuse to license to them, since infringement would be sorta implied by the act of a derivation which makes the original invention a part of itself

      They don't need you to license to them. It's not like they have to use their patents themselves (they haven't built anything, just written up a bunch of "as vague as they can get away with" potential inventions) -- the patents are only there to make sure they get a part of whatever pie develops.

      It is in their best interests for a pie to develop, but if one doesn't, well, they're not out an invention that cost them 15 years to develop (like you are) -- they're just out some money put into people writing up and filing some patents.

      Though you could be right about the "in practice" part too.

    76. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it was "A Parent Office employee (unskilled enough not to get a proper job in the field) skilled in the art"...

    77. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      By default rm asks for confirmation before deleting a file. You have to override this behavior with the -f flag.

      Only if you have an alias setup for 'rm' to 'rm -i'.

      This is certainly something most _distros_ do, but it's not the default behaviour of 'rm' itself.

    78. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I used to think patents should be eliminated altogether

      Why did you change your mind? I've gone the opposite direction.

      I used to think only software patents should be eliminated, or patents should be shortened. I've decided the whole thing should be eliminated. Even patents on mechanical devices should no longer be granted. Otherwise it will still be possible to patent software, since all you'd have to do is implement it on a Babbage style computer. An example is a patent from 1900 on a 24 hour clock. Then it was necessary to realize it with mechanisms, today the device can be done entirely on a computer.

      It is the exclusivity that causes such trouble. We've foolishly engaged in the business of trying to enforce unnatural monopolies. Fear of lawsuits drives way too many decisions. Is this guy's threat credible? Yes! Even though patents were never meant to be so draconian, and were supposed to be very narrow, and the guy is exaggerating a little, the fact is patents can and are being used so. The forces in favor of such rights have been very successful at expanding the interpretation far beyond what was intended, so that what would have been nothing to worry about now is. Stop granting monopolies, and this sort of intellectual oppression will end.

      We need a positive system, not the current negative one. We have tried to make ideas profitable by denying their use to all but a chosen few who manage to obtain rights. This "opt in" system is a huge mistake. It's allowed way too many trolls to game the system and leech off of other's hard work. I'm open to letting the patent system continue, but only if patents no longer come with monopolies. This game of denial, of hitting innovators for protection money in the form of licenses, and of stealing the rights to their ideas by working the system faster and better than they can, is very discouraging and chilling to exactly the sort of innovation we revere most. The market is entirely one-sided.

      Verizon should never have been able to nearly strangle Vonage, IBM should not have been able to mug Sun, NTP shouldn't have been given such a gigantic pile of RIM's cash, there should be no legitimate reason why Apple thinks they can arrogate how users shall use what others produce that happens to run on Apple products, and of course MS's adopted, late poodle, SCO, should never have had any hope of success in going after not just Linux producers, but users who were not properly part of the dispute. And all that is just some of the more prominent examples from the IT world. In biotech, Monsanto should not be allowed the insanity of suing farmers for using certain seeds! And our enforcement should never have been engaged to confiscate prescription drugs at border crossings.

      End the monopolies, and reward innovation in other, positive ways, and all this evil will have no ground to stand on.

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    79. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by nhavar · · Score: 1

      so that people can be empowered to reach out

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    80. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Probably because a jury of lay people in Texas get to make the decision.

    81. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      "r" == 1,"m" == 2, " " == 3, at least one character for the filename == 4, return == 5.

      So that's at least five clicks.

    82. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

      and touch themselves.

    83. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      And a big multinational can patent them all, retain a legal firm to defend them, and call it pocket change. Lone inventor? Not so much.

    84. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That may be the /de jure/ standard. But the /de facto/ standard is "non-obvious to the jurors deciding the case". After all, it's not as if them there college boys with their book-learning are any smarter than regular Americans, right?

    85. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mod Parent "+1, Like, You're a Cool Guy Man, And... And And I Like What You Said Dude, It Reached Me. Really Reached Me."

    86. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if there was a fine levied against those that had their patents invalidated......

      A fine? It costs tens of thousands of dollars to get a patent, then hundreds of thousands if not millions to defend it in court. What are you going to fine them if they were willing to pay that much already? A trillion dollars?

      No, if you want to hit them where it hurts, make it so that if you file a patent later found to be invalid, you (the inventor) have all of your patents revoked. It's the only thing that would get through to these people.

    87. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG and WRONG. You're so totally wrong. The "-i" flag to rm does what you're suggesting, but it is certainly not by default on any UNIX or UNIX-like system I've used in the last 15 years.

      Maybe you have a baby Linux system that's gently and carefully guiding you into the ways of UNIX by providing a "rm -i" alias for rm, so you don't accidently do something stupid? Be patient, young one. You'll learn the ropes in time.

    88. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I believe there are solutions worthy of a patent. Things that provide society with enough benefit that it is worth limited exclusivity (certainly not 20yrs worth!) in order to keep that inventor content and at home.

      Examples (not US examples, global ones) are the printing press, the automobile, the turning machine, the steam engine, the time machine... wait, you guys don't know about that one yet. I believe the kinds of things that are worthy of a patent come along maybe once or twice a generation. I also believe that every 20 years or so when a 3-5yr patent IS granted it should go to the inventor(s) and not the company, even if it is a work for hire. The inventor should be protected from being bound to any prior agreement or obligation that would cost him/them his/their rights including employment agreements, outstanding loans, and tax debts. If it was a work for hire the company will have to settle for most likely having first dibs on licensing.

      Patents don't inspire loyalty in companies because companies lack human values. It's the people with brilliant ideas we need to cultivate. Not the companies.

      To give further clarification. The first engine is patent worthy, a new engine is not.

      And no, software is not patent worthy unless it is an AI on a level it eliminates mankind of all menial thought. Then the inventor should be able to enjoy the benefits for the short transition phase in which money has meaning.

    89. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. This has been the case on every box I've touched in so long I've just come to expect it.

      rm is hardly the only example that supports your point in any case.

    90. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps you have an alias set up that maps "rm" to "rm -i" -- it's a pretty common default alias, but it's a function of your *nix setup, not the rm command itself."

      You are correct. Since every major distro has done that for the past 10+ years out of the box I'd actually forgotten.

    91. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Since every major distro has done that for the past 10+ years out of the box I'd actually forgotten.

      Anything I've used lately has that default out-of-the-box only for root.

    92. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      The click is when you hit enter at the end of the line.

    93. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't.

      Many Linux systems/shells alias rm to 'rm -i', especially root accounts, to prevent this sort of foot-shooting.

      The default rm will happily delete any file it can without prompting.

    94. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Given the current backlog at the USPTO, I think that your solution would considerably slow the process down. What we need over here is a tiny bit more:

      >> If the patent is rejected, bill the applicant with the price of the process.

      Granted, it will make it more risky (for a small company or an individual) to file a patent. OTOH, it will make it dangerously expensive for a big company to file 1000 patents a day.

    95. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the patents that are basically like the "with a mobile phone" or "on the internet" patents. That is, expect to see patents that are just like all the existing literature on transistors reiterated as "with graphene" at the end.

    96. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      You can't send a patent troll corporation to jail, you can only sue the troll for their inevitably empty bank accounts. It doesn't cost much to file for a patent, so the limited liability means the creator(s) of the corporation don't have much to lose.

    97. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by hey! · · Score: 1

      You can send the person who signs his name to the fraudulent patent application, which is already is a crime.

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    98. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't obtain a patent on a substance. You can only obtain patents on the manufacturing or some "novel" usage of the substance.

      *sigh* I knew people on slashdot were misinformed, but man. To quote the statute that says what's patentable (emphasis mine).

      35 U.S.C. 101 Inventions patentable.
      Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, may obtain a patent therefor, subject to the conditions and requirements of this title.

    99. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      You mean the corporation?

    100. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Unless all the profits were put into a separate company that just happens to have the exact same leadership. Then you'll get nothing, because gosh, there's no assets here. Accountants are the silent partner in crime to lawyers. A lawyer defends company assets by twisting words, an accountant defends company assets by twisting numbers.

    101. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by hey! · · Score: 1

      No. A *human* has to sign the application, thus being at risk (we are warned) of perjury.

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    102. Re:But if he doesn't patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if there was a fine levied against those that had their patents invalidated......

      Right so only the really rich get to be patent trolls.

      Please mod parent +2 fucking naive.

  2. Name and Shame. by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He could at least have mentioned which "big, multinational electronics company" he spoke with.

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    1. Re:Name and Shame. by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That wouldn't be smart. If he did that, he'd probably get taken to court for slander, and if he didn't have evidence that the individual said that, he could very easily lose. Given the content of the quote, I rather suspect that the individual wouldn't have the scruples to look the other way if it is an accurate quote.

    2. Re:Name and Shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a Dutch citizen... if I would need to guess, I would guess Phillips.

    3. Re:Name and Shame. by arivanov · · Score: 1

      You cannot guess which one? It is fairly easy to guess. There are about two of them which fit the bill and I am pretty sure which one was he talking to. It is not the one which once upon a time did a blue roses advert. That one would have given a considerably more subtle answer.

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    4. Re:Name and Shame. by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      "big, multinational electronics company"

      It doesn't take a genius to know the answer is IBM

    5. Re:Name and Shame. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah..... that is one of the many reasons the US put "freedom of speech" in a Constitutional amendment and wrote very loose slander/libel laws.

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    6. Re:Name and Shame. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My first guess was actually Intel. The "little island" comment lead me to think that the executive had mixed up the UK and Ireland (Intel have a big plant in Ireland). Then again, I wouldn't put it past the executive of any major US company to use the a pejorative like "little island" when referring to the UK. UK-ians need to learn to stop speaking American.

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    7. Re:Name and Shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again...
      If your conclusions are sound, you Sir/Madam is living in a fascist state.

    8. Re:Name and Shame. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Also, the name of the person who actually said it.

    9. Re:Name and Shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      100 years from now no one will care who the richest corporation or individual was but all scientists will know his name.
      A Nobel prize, a great book or painting, etc can bring a kind of immortality that money never can. Edgar Allan Poe died an alcoholic pauper but he left all of us a timeless legacy.

    10. Re:Name and Shame. by Duketape · · Score: 1

      He is professor in Nijmegen. Philips has there a big laboratory...

    11. Re:Name and Shame. by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The 1st amendment of the US constitution protects its citizens from their government NOT from corporations.

      People tend to forget the "Congress shall make no law..." part of the amendment when they start trying to postulate that someone's first amendment rights were somehow violated.

      Let me frame it in more general terms as formalized by the UN, this way everybody can translate this into their respective country's constitution:

      It is more accurate that a person's basic human right to free speech (UN article 19) may have been violated if it is shown that it didn't infringe on another person's basic human right to not be falsely accused (UN articles 8,9,10 and most importantly article 30). These are listed within the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

      In the west this translates into - You have the freedom of expression that can not be suppressed by your government, however your freedom of expression does not grant you immunity for any liability that may result.

      Of course don't forget the golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

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    12. Re:Name and Shame. by readin · · Score: 1

      It is more accurate that a person's basic human right to free speech (UN article 19) may have been violated if it is shown that it didn't infringe on another person's basic human right to not be falsely accused (UN articles 8,9,10 and most importantly article 30). These are listed within the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights [un.org].
      Being falsely accused in a conversation is different from being falsely accused by a court of law.
      Fortunately the U.S. is governed by the U.S. Constitution not by the U.N.. We still have some freedom here, and some semblance of democracy too.

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    13. Re:Name and Shame. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Well if that's so much of a problem, I suggest that he can come to Canada. Where the accuser has to prove justifiable libel and slander in court for it to stick.

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    14. Re:Name and Shame. by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Yeah..... that is one of the many reasons the US put "freedom of speech" in a Constitutional amendment and wrote very loose slander/libel laws.

      Actually, the slander/libel laws are so loose due to case law establishing that the 1st Amendment right to Freedom of Speech is paramount, and thus things like prior restraint are impossible, and that truth is an absolute defense.

      The states then came along with their Restatement of Torts and defined the slander/libel laws loosely around what tradition had already established.

      Welcome to the Common Law system where case law and legal tradition were more instrumental in defining laws than legislators.

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    15. Re:Name and Shame. by lattyware · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Americans patented forgetting to speak a language - they did it with English.

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    16. Re:Name and Shame. by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 0

      Being falsely accused in a conversation is different from being falsely accused by a court of law.

      Not when the party being defamed takes the offending party to court.

      Fortunately the U.S. is governed by the U.S. Constitution not by the U.N..

      No one is directly governed by the UN. The "Universal Declaration of Human Rights" was created as a standard for which a country's government could be measured against and as far as I know does not take away any country's sovereignty.

      We still have some freedom here,

      I think you have completely misunderstood my comment. Anyway, you do not have the freedom to defame by either libel or slander. You can be sued in civil court.

      You could also be prosecuted in criminal court when certain conditions are met:

      At the federal level, there are no criminal defamation or insult laws in the United States. However, on the state level, 17 states and 2 territories as of 2005 had criminal defamation laws on the books: Colorado (Colorado Revised Statutes, 18-13-105), Florida (Florida Statutes, 836.01-836.11), Idaho (Idaho Code, 18-4801-18-4809), Kansas (Kansas Statute Annotated, 21-4004), Louisiana (Louisiana R.S., 14:47), Michigan (Michigan Compiled Laws, 750.370), Minnesota (Minnesota Statutes. 609.765), Montana (Montana Code Annotated, 13-35-234), New Hampshire (New Hampshire Revised Statute Annotated, 644:11), New Mexico (New Mexico Statute Annotated, 30-11-1), North Carolina (North Carolina General Statutes, 14-47), North Dakota (North Dakota Century Code, 12.1-15-01), Oklahoma (Oklahoma Statutes, tit. 27 771-781), Utah (Utah Code Annotated, 76-9-404), Virginia (Virginia Code Annotated, 18.2-417), Washington (Washington Revised Code, 9.58.010), Wisconsin (Wisconsin Statutes, 942.01), Puerto Rico (Puerto Rico Laws, tit. 33, 4101-4104) and Virgin Islands (Virgin Islands Code, Title 14, 1172). - from Wikipedia

      This is becoming even more relevant as the issue of "cyber-bullying" is being looked at.

      and some semblance of democracy too.

      We're a republic. Since you mentioned democracy, I would like to point out :

      Defamation laws are becoming increasingly important to protect our democratic process.

      After the Supreme Court gave corporations unfettered access to the american media to produce attack ads or what most people would call negative campaign ads, we need some legal relief to protect the US elections from unscrupulous corporations and PACTs.

      IANAL

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    17. Re:Name and Shame. by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      The "Congress shall make no law..." is the reason libel and slander laws in the US are so weak; stronger laws would be unconstitutional and have been struck down when Congress tried enacting them.

      So, yes, the First Amendment is "granting you immunity for many kinds of liability" because liabilities only exist as a result of laws, and Congress shall make no laws creating such liabilities for protected free speech.

      Much as I like the UDHR, it is far less useful because it is rather vague and can actually be used to stifle free speech. For example, under UDHR, you might legally restrict criticism of a religion, while under the Constitution, you cannot.

    18. Re:Name and Shame. by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Defamation laws are becoming increasingly important to protect our democratic process.

      Quite the opposite: laws against defamation and insults are a serious threat to our democratic process since they are being used to stifle free speech. These laws are a serious problem in Europe. In the US, they are usually unconstitutional and usually don't stand up to a serious court challenge.

    19. Re:Name and Shame. by Gamma747 · · Score: 1

      If the patent system in the US weren't horribly broken, then he could have both.

    20. Re:Name and Shame. by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right about the potential for misuse.

      However with the "Citzens United v. F.E.C" ruling, we are pretty much at the mercy of wealthy corporations and individuals.

      After further thought, I withdraw my assertion about defamation laws being a form of protection of our democratic process since the PACTS are short lived, the courts are too slow, the corporations could fund a strong team of defense lawyers, and the plaintiffs would have to prove that "actual malice" was involved.

      So basically journalists are our only line of defense... o wait. We're screwed.

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    21. Re:Name and Shame. by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Based on what?

      If I described IBM to someone, I wouldn't call it an "electronics" company. I mean, sure, they dabble in electronics, but if I were describing it, I would call it a "computer" company or a "technology" company.

      When I think of companies that are "electronics" companies, i.e. that's what they're primarily known for, I think of either hardware manufacturing companies such as Intel (as someone else mentioned here) or "consumer electronics" companies such as Sony, which is where my money is, and which was modded as "Troll" below because, I'm guessing, some fanboy got mod points.

      So why do you think it's so obvious that the "electronics" company is IBM?

    22. Re:Name and Shame. by batura · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would the little island of Great Britain. The UK refers to the whole country, which spans many islands, including GB and Northern Ireland.

    23. Re:Name and Shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to generalize there. Not all Americans are the same and assholes exist everywhere in the world.

      In fact, if you could see yourself talk, you'd see that you have a lot in common with that particular executive.

    24. Re:Name and Shame. by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      Does it really matter? Do you think that they're so different?

    25. Re:Name and Shame. by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      How were you mod'ed "Insightful?" The U.S. 1st Amendment has nothing to do with slander/libel laws in a civil context, which this is. It's about preventing the Federal government from censoring its citizens.

    26. Re:Name and Shame. by dkf · · Score: 1

      He is professor in Nijmegen.

      Was. He moved to Manchester subsequently.

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    27. Re:Name and Shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing pejorative about "little island". The strength of our borders has stood us in good stead for as long as GB's been GB. And well before.

  3. That's not a direct quote. by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a threat to abuse the legal system.

    1. Re:That's not a direct quote. by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The two are not mutually exclusive.

    2. Re:That's not a direct quote. by electricprof · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the whole patent trolling industry is an abuse of the legal system ... at least in terms of what most reasonable people would think the legal system is for.

    3. Re:That's not a direct quote. by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      reasonable people aren't allowed in the legal system, the whole fucking thing would collapse

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  4. One word: libel by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do that, and he'll spend the rest of his life and gross income fighting interminable libel suits.

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    1. Re:One word: libel by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      It isn't libel if what he said is true. If the other guy did indeed say that.

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    2. Re:One word: libel by meerling · · Score: 1

      yeah, I've heard that in the UK the truth is less important than the appearance in libel suits, so even if you had a video recording of the CEO saying something like that, they could still sue and win if you published that statement. Don't know how true that is, but the UK laws have some really stupid stuff in them. (All countries laws have some stupid stuff, but the longer the country has been around, the more moronic stuff is there.)

    3. Re:One word: libel by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      Prove it!
      Oh, you can't -> Libel!!!

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    4. Re:One word: libel by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

      It isn't libel if what he said is true. If the other guy did indeed say that.

      Didn't you read the article? They have 100 lawyers sitting around waiting for something to do.

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    5. Re:One word: libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not that the truth is more important but, that you have to prove that you spoke the truth, not them that have to prove you did. the wrong way round yes but if you can prove it then you have won.

    6. Re:One word: libel by surveyork · · Score: 1

      I read a bit about libel when I got interested in the Simon Singh case and libel tourism. Apparently, even if what you say is the truth, a fact, it doesn't matter (much) if what you said about somebody/some company somehow damaged the image of the company. An extreme example: A company makes toys laden with lead. You publish an article explaining all the facts. Company sues you for libel. "But I said is the truth. You can check it!" Doesn't matter in England. You damaged the image of the company. Now, pay billions of pounds. Thanks to Simon's case -and a few recent others- things are a-changin' in regard to libel laws. Good riddance!

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    7. Re:One word: libel by haruchai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Geim lives in the UK. Libel is a pretty big deal by UK laws. If you don't have money and good lawyers, you don't want to be sued for libel

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    8. Re:One word: libel by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      In fact, truth is not an absolute defense in UK libel suits. That's why it's so great to sue for it there.

    9. Re:One word: libel by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      If only they had their own internal corporate Tea Party to chide them for wasting money!

      So much for running government like a business.... If we did that, we'd have jury duty every day, health insurance wouldn't exist, and the President would just live at Camp David playing golf, while telling us we're all lazy.

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    10. Re:One word: libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it also not libel if you start off with "In my opinion..." ... since people are free to feel however they want (in civilized countries)... Isn't it only libel if they claim it to be true when it's not?

      For example, if I was talking about Alex Lifeson from the band Rush and said "Alex Lifeson from Rush is a drunk male prostitute" ... he could sue me for libel (assuming he's not actually a drunk male prostitute... I don't actually know). But if I say "I think [and therefore it is my opinion that] Alex Lifeson is a drunk male prostitute" ... then I'm just expressing my opinion via free speech, and just because I *think* he is something doesn't mean he is or that I'm telling anyone he is as fact.

  5. What island are they referring to? by jeffmeden · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't get it, he is Russian born and works in Manchester, England. Are they saying $2.2 trillion (nominal GDP of England in 2006) isn't enough to win a patent war? My god, if that's the case, then what is?

    1. Re:What island are they referring to? by James+Durie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow I never knew that England was an island.
      If the GDP of England was $2.2 trillion what was the GDP of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland?

      Or are you one of those people who doesn't understand the difference between England and the UK?

    2. Re:What island are they referring to? by jgagnon · · Score: 0

      Chuck Norris?

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    3. Re:What island are they referring to? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Trick question. It's impossible to win a patent war... unless you're a patent lawyer, of course, in which case you always win.

    4. Re:What island are they referring to? by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the GP has discovered an underground channel linking the east and west coasts far beneath Hadrian's Wall, with a tributary running down to the Severn.

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    5. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what was the GDP of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

      Judging by the dole rolls, negative?

    6. Re:What island are they referring to? by jorenko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While we're being pedants here, the UK isn't an island either.

      Or are you one of those people who doesn't understand the difference between the UK and Great Britain?

    7. Re:What island are they referring to? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's really simple, and Geim seems to have totally misunderstood the guy's comment.

      By patenting it, and the company creating patents surrounding it, Geim stands to gain in licensing incredible amounts of profit. He would be able to "buy his own island".

      Geim calls this comment arrogant, but by not patenting it he has simply made it possible for the multinational electronics company to use his invention at no cost. They reap all the benefit while his work to discover/invent goes unrewarded - even the Nobel prize award would be dwarfed by the licensing fees he could make if the invention is truly useful. Geim's altruism benefits only the "arrogant" companies he seems to disdain.

    8. Re:What island are they referring to? by LWATCDR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Shakespeare says it is.
      "Consuming means, soon preys upon itself.
      This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
      This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
      This other Eden, demi-paradise;
      This fortress, built by nature for herself,
      Against infection, and the hand of war;
      This happy breed of men, this little world;
      This precious stone set in the silver sea,
      Which serves it in the office of a wall,
      Or as a moat defensive to a house,
      Against the envy of less happier lands;
      This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,"

      And Winston Churchill
      "What tragedies, what horrors, what crimes has Hitler and all that Hitler stands for brought upon Europe and the world! The ruins of Warsaw, of Rotterdam, of Belgrade are monuments which will long recall to future generations the outrage of unopposed air bombing applied with calculated scientific cruelty to helpless populations. Here in London and throughout the cities of our island and in Ireland there may also be seen marks of devastation. They are being repaid and presently they will be more than repaid. "
      Churchill also called England "this island fortress".

      While not true, England has been called an Island nation by many people and at many times in many pretty famous works of literature. And as I have show by pretty famous Englishman.

      You see that is the problem. People in the EU think they are the center of the world and don't even know their own history or literature. Unlike here in the US where we get a more balanced world based historical education.
      Yea I just said that to tick off the EU folks that like say that we don't know any history.

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    9. Re:What island are they referring to? by dhammond · · Score: 1

      Okay, yes, I'm one of those people that get all of these mixed up. Time to remedy that:

      http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/britain.html

    10. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK isn't an island either, Great Britain is.

    11. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're being pedants here, the UK isn't an island either.

      Or are you one of those people who doesn't understand the difference between the UK and Great Britain?

      Great Britain isn't 1 island either. :)

    12. Re:What island are they referring to? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the UK isn't an island either. Great Britain is, and North Ireland isn't on Great Britain.

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    13. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know the island groups proper name is either the French Isles or Airstrip One, depending on your allegiance. there's a weird tribe on the western isle which objects to "british isles", but i have a modest proposal to resolve their antics. (ps: :))

    14. Re:What island are they referring to? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      you can for sure win a patent war.

      You just use weapons the other size will not expect.

      If the entire other side ended up in a horrible accident, you suddenly win.

      Just saying.... I have a hundred "associates" just sitting around waiting to do something.... Am I making my self clear? capisce?

      I would hate for an unfortunate circumstance to happen, causing something to happen... Right Vito?

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    15. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being Australian, to me, no matter what you call yourself, you're still a dick ;)

      PS We're taking the Ashes back!

    16. Re:What island are they referring to? by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Informative

      While we're being pedants here, the UK isn't an island either.

      Or are you one of those people who doesn't understand the difference between the UK and Great Britain?

      Great Britain isn't 1 island either. :)

      Great Britain is one island. There are a number of islands in the British Isles, however.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminology_of_the_British_Isles

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    17. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're being pedants, Great Britain isn't an Island either, it includes many islands besides the main island (Isle of Wight to name just one other).

    18. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're being pedants here, the UK isn't an island either.

      Or are you one of those people who doesn't understand the difference between the UK and Great Britain?

      http://qntm.org/uk

    19. Re:What island are they referring to? by falsified · · Score: 1

      Yeah. How could we forget about the Isle of Man?

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    20. Re:What island are they referring to? by simondm · · Score: 1
      How is this insightful? He actually quoted the GDP of England, which is also not an island, however nobody mentioned the UK.

      For the sake of correctness the GDP of GB in 2006 would be $1.9trillion (England) + $85.4billion (Wales) + $194billion (Scotland) $2179400000000 according to wikipedia.

    21. Re:What island are they referring to? by simondm · · Score: 1

      Uh my apologies browser fail.

    22. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the uk is a false entity, or didn't you know that 26 + 6 = 1? oh who'm i kidding, lol irish.

    23. Re:What island are they referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're being pedants here, the UK isn't an island either.

      Well, pedantically the quote was "the gross domestic product of your little island".
      If we accept the claim that you means the UK then your is the UK's.
      "the [GDP] of [the UK's] little island" can be parsed as the GDP of the littlest island in the UK.

    24. Re:What island are they referring to? by zoloto · · Score: 1

      Not many people off that island know the difference.

    25. Re:What island are they referring to? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You made yourself perfectly clear, right up to "capisce".

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    26. Re:What island are they referring to? by sorak · · Score: 1

      That really is insightful. He should have patented it and then told this company, "either pay your lawyers to sue me, or cut out the middleman and pay me"

  6. One more reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to abandon patents altogether. They simply don't do what they're supposed to do (protect inventions and especially the small inventor) but are wonderful weapons for the large corporation and patent troll to assault everyone else with. Especially those that push the envelope. Which is why we'll only see more of this in the future.

  7. Patents help the little guy by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is as fine example as any about how patents help the small business and/or lone inventor.

    1. Re:Patents help the little guy by thijsh · · Score: 1

      Clearly this is an example where patents helped him develop a revolutionary new substance worthy of a Nobel prize. Patents are 'absolutely necessary' for innovation after all, and this is some greyt innovation so patents *must* have helped.

    2. Re:Patents help the little guy by darjen · · Score: 1

      No, it's exactly the opposite. How on earth will this guy will benefit from large companies writing a hundred patents surrounding his discovery? Patents will always be detrimental to the little guy, and innovation in general. You can't improve anything that's patented, even if your application is 100% better.

    3. Re:Patents help the little guy by rufty_tufty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They do help a little. I have a number of friends involved in startups and the patents they own are valuable, but they are not everything. As with all things in life if the big guy wants something they'll find a way to get it.

      IME if you have done a startup (e.g. electronics company) then you have three things of value:
      1) Your customer: lets say you have interest (but not sales) from a large company A and another large company B wants to sell to A. By buying you if they can get a foot in the door to company A that would be worthwhile.
      2) Your employees: startups tend to attract the bright go-getters - often useful to infuse a big old company
      3) Your IP, the code and the patents, although given the fact that the big company can out compete you in terms of bruteforce coding then once they know what you are up to, which if you have come onto their radar they will do; then once you have proved your technology then you have a very short window in which to get bought before this last item becomes worthless because they can set 100 monkeys onto the job.

      I've seen on a number of occasions the patents protect the small startup, but only as far as the demonstration of the specific technology they have developed.

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    4. Re:Patents help the little guy by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are very good at detecting sarcasm. Really. You are.

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    5. Re:Patents help the little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      facetious
      –adjective
      1.
      not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
      2.
      amusing; humorous.
      3.
      lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person

    6. Re:Patents help the little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you ain't gonna see this because I'm AC at the moment, but....
       
      WHOOSH!

    7. Re:Patents help the little guy by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are very good at detecting sarcasm. Really. You are.

      What are you talking about? He missed it completely.

    8. Re:Patents help the little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points :)

  8. Blackmail is illegal, right? by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Y'know, just asking. If this isn't a demand with menaces, it sure the hell ain't kippers.

    The interesting part of this is the use of the patent system to prevent an inventor patenting their invention. (You know damn well that the company WILL file patents in ten years anyway and will make gob-loads of money, prior-art not withstanding.) The sole value of a patent system is to ALLOW the inventor to patent their invention. It serves no other function. (The other theoretical value of properly documenting an invention has long-since given up the ghost.) That we now have a verifiable, demonstrable example of patent inversion shows that the system as it stands must be replaced.

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    1. Re:Blackmail is illegal, right? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about this and I seriously can't come up with a way to improve the patent system in a way that will mean it can't be abused in some way.
      All the current abuses of the patent system I am aware of involve doing things that are already banned under the current rules: obviousness, prior art etc. It used to be that a patent would be to prevent the large corporation copying your idea and running you out of business. Nowadays the patent system prevents the inventor even selling anything in the first place because it is impossible to come up with a device that doesn't infringe someone's patent. It seems now that a patent protects the large corporation from the small corporation.

      All said and done I don't know what change would make it any better,
      perhaps:
      * Corporations may not own patents, only individuals
      * Corporations are not allowed to force an employee to give them access to one of his patents.
      * No individual may own more than 100 Patents(so make them count).

      But these are all open to abuse, the first would mean some hairy employment contracts, the second would lead to some individuals trolling their company (sometimes fairly, sometimes much less so), the final one maybe the least vulnerable to abuse, but IMO quite unfair to a really good inventor.

      That all said and done though I have been royally screwed by the patent system myself so I'm hardly the best person to ask about this..

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    2. Re:Blackmail is illegal, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a good idea he didn't patent it: if he had patented it it would've slowed the rate of human achievement.

      captcha: villains

      Is the captcha system conscious?

    3. Re:Blackmail is illegal, right? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Y'know, just asking. If this isn't a demand with menaces, it sure the hell ain't kippers.

      The interesting part of this is the use of the patent system to prevent an inventor patenting their invention. (You know damn well that the company WILL file patents in ten years anyway and will make gob-loads of money, prior-art not withstanding.)

      But I guarantee you that it won't be a patent claiming "1. A composition of matter comprising graphene."
      What useful product has Geim invented? Nothing yet - he just discovered a new form of carbon. Allowing him to get a patent on it would preclude all research into uses of graphene, stifling innovation. How can you "invent around" graphene?

      Now, if he starts making graphene based transistors or the like, okay... but not just "graphene". He even realizes this in the next paragraph in the article. The other side was right.

  9. And that's why, my friends, patents are evil. by wazoox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As said in the freely available e-book "against intellectual monopoly". I didn't write it, but it's well worth a read.

    1. Re:And that's why, my friends, patents are evil. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I didn't write it, but it's well worth a read.

      As opposed to all the other books that you didn't write. ;)

      (I know, it's just a saying, but figured I'd poke fun at it anyways. O:) )

    2. Re:And that's why, my friends, patents are evil. by illtud · · Score: 1

      I didn't write it, but it's well worth a read.

      Well if wazoox didn't write it, it can't be worth reading...

    3. Re:And that's why, my friends, patents are evil. by wazoox · · Score: 1

      Actually I found there are quite a lot of books I haven't enough time to write, that were quite nicely approximated by other people, saving me a lot of my precious hours. Isn't it wonderful?

  10. Patent for a specific application of Graphene by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    It would be hundreds of patents of specific use of Graphene, not of Graphene itself.

    What Geim needs to do is open a small production facility, produce this Graphene and sell it to different companies / research institutes, see what they can come up with.

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    1. Re:Patent for a specific application of Graphene by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Right, and the patents on the basic uses of graphene will be useless because without the patent on graphene itself these companies won't be able to manufacture the stuff.

      It's patents 101. Getting a patent on something gives you the right to prevent others from using the claimed matter in the patent. It doesn't give you the right to practice what you have patented because your invention might depend on a technology that someone else has a patent on.

      If somebody had given me that line quoted in the story I would have laughed. There are plenty of ways to monetize such a patent that would make it far cheaper for the company wishing to develop graphene based applications than going through all sorts of legal fights, and there are plenty of patent businesses that would cherfully take on such a fight.

    2. Re:Patent for a specific application of Graphene by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Right, and the patents on the basic uses of graphene will be useless because without the patent on graphene itself these companies won't be able to manufacture the stuff.

      Which is completely wrong. If that were true, no one else would have been able to produce rubber after Charles Goodyear patented vulcanization. But this wasn't the case as other people just came up with their own way to manufacture it. Geim cannot just get a blanket patent on "graphene" but only on a specific manufacturing process or usage of it.

  11. My money is on... by KingSkippus · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...Sony. Sounds like the kind of scummy win-at-all-costs, screw-everyone-over attitude the company has had the past couple of decades.

    1. Re:My money is on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony weren't controlled by the media division back then, they were a products company fuckwit. It's obviously IBM.

    2. Re:My money is on... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But Sony only goes after technology that nobody else wants to use. If the whole industry is interested, they wouldn't be. Just look at Minidisc, ATRAC, Memory Stick, Betamax, Blura...nevermind.

    3. Re:My money is on... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      You sure it's not SCO? They're probably ready to take a flyer on something new and random.

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    4. Re:My money is on... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      My money is on someone like DuPont, Siemens, Phillips, 3M, BASF or a "carbon company" like Ashbury.

    5. Re:My money is on... by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Much like patents, if you throw enough shit at the wall, some is bound to eventually stick.

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  12. Personally, I don by Attack+DAWWG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    't mind that kind of thing. The subject leads into the text, so it works pretty well.

  13. Or... he had nothing worth patenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His patent would have been for using scotch tape to peel graphene off graphite after several iterations of placing the tape on an SiO2 wafer. IANAL, but he can't patent graphene itself; if someone comes up with a better way (and there are now many better, commercially viable ways) to make it, his patent would be worthless.

    Indeed, his IP is worthless now because other researchers leapfrogged him in ability to make high-quality, high throughput graphene a long time ago. Case in point, he runs a company called "Graphene Industries" that sells little flakes of his stuff for about $1000 each. By contrast, there are companies such as this one (I am not affiliated with them) that produce graphene via CVD, which is a well-known semiconductor process, for probably a very small fraction of that.

  14. Why are some people so completly evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Corporations, and their masters have become absolutely powerful and absolutely evil. The only thing more absolute is people's denial and greed.

    How many people have sold themselves out into corporate slavery?

    Now, go as your told, boy.

    1. Re:Why are some people so completly evil? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Evil prevails when good men do nothing.

    2. Re:Why are some people so completly evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    3. Re:Why are some people so completly evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Devil walks the Earth and God turns the back to us all. I'm not religious, but it pretty much feels like how it is now of days.

    4. Re:Why are some people so completly evil? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      and often when they do do something.

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  15. I'm confused. by masterwit · · Score: 3, Funny

    It also has the largest surface-to-weight ratio: with one gram of graphene you can cover several football pitches (in Manchester, you know, we measure surface area in football pitches).

    Can someone put this in terms of American Football fields please? Or perhaps school buses will work...thanks.

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    1. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe in America you use colloquialisms for situations like these, rather than formal (let alone SI) units.

      The relevant one here being "an asstonne"

    2. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several football pitches is roughly equivalent to several American football fields. I looked it up.

    3. Re:I'm confused. by slim · · Score: 1

      Tricky, since an Association Football pitch, for non-international matches could be as small as 45m * 91m = 4,095m^2 or as large as 91m * 120m = 10,920m^2

      But then I suppose "several" is sufficiently vague to compensate for the variation.

    4. Re:I'm confused. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Long or short?

    5. Re:I'm confused. by electricprof · · Score: 1

      Taking a stab at it ... imagine an NFL football field, plus the stands, PLUS the parking lot.

    6. Re:I'm confused. by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      I think the fuckton would be a better unit of measurement to use as it is universally recognized, regardless of the fact that it is a unit of weight and not area. Clarity, y'know?

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    7. Re:I'm confused. by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Asstonne Villa FC?

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    8. Re:I'm confused. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      (in Manchester, you know, we measure surface area in football pitches).

      Can someone put this in terms of American Football fields please?

      Ah, you must be from the American part of Manchester.

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    9. Re:I'm confused. by meerling · · Score: 1

      What most of the world calls football, the US calls soccer. And by pitches, they don't mean throws, they mean the same as fields.
      As to stones, the British girlfriend I had didn't even know exactly what the hell that was, just that it was a lot larger than a couple pounds weight.

      I know this doesn't answer your question, but I'm simply highlighting the apparent British tendency to use esoteric measurements that just confuse most people for no other apparent reason that it just seems British. (You really don't want to hear a friend of mines 15 minute rant on the stupidity of the UK phone system. It's hilarious if painful.)

    10. Re:I'm confused. by Kepesk · · Score: 1

      How about the size of Wales? I need to know this in area-of-Wales units. Or alternatively, Rhode ISland.

    11. Re:I'm confused. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      How many Libraries of Congress is that?

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    12. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A stone is 14 pounds

      But why don't we stop with the wierd ambiguous units, and use some sort of easily convertible standard. For area, you can use square feet, which is easy for us educated people to convert to square metres. Of course it would be nice if america switched to the metric system (or as they would say Metirc system, since they spell metre as meter.

    13. Re:I'm confused. by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      You really don't want to hear a friend of mines 15 minute rant on the stupidity of the UK phone system. It's hilarious if painful.

      0118-999-881-999-119-7253

      -- Emergency Services number.

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    14. Re:I'm confused. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      American Football fields are about 80% of the size of English Soccer (football) pitch. So the answer is .... Several American Football fields.

      Hope that helps

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    15. Re:I'm confused. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Several football pitches are approximately as big as several American Football fields.

    16. Re:I'm confused. by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively, Rhode ISland.

      Thank you! I had this exact joke in my head and was scrolling down the list to make sure nobody had already used it. Though In this case, the surface area unit of one Rhode Island is actually moderately useful./p.

    17. Re:I'm confused. by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      You can cover about 1.61803 average American adults with 1 gram of graphene.

  16. Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You CANNOT patent basic elements: Graphene is a form of carbon.

    However, you CAN patent a process for using graphene.

    Go ahead and mod this post DOWN !

    Yours In Akademgorodok,
    Kilgore Trout

    1. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by Grond · · Score: 3, Informative

      You CANNOT patent basic elements: Graphene [wikipedia.org] is a form of carbon.

      It wouldn't be a patent on carbon itself as graphene can be considered an indefinitely large molecule. In the US it would be a patent on a 'composition of matter,' which is one of the basic classes of statutory subject matter. Although graphene does occur naturally in graphite and elsewhere, it does not occur in an isolated, purified form. The patent claims would be to isolated, purified graphene, probably having certain other characteristics (e.g., an average sheet size of at least X mm or whatever). All of this would be backed up with a description of (and probably claims for) a method of making graphene with those characteristics.

    2. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by arivanov · · Score: 1

      You can patent a method for producing graphene, not just for using it.

      Example - the Aluminium purification process presently in use across the industry was patented once upon a time. The zone recrystallisation used to purify Si and other semiconductor materials was also patented. Both patents have expired now, but they were perfectly valid patents on how to produce what you call a "basic element".

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    3. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Element 95 was patented back in 1964. Not a manner of manufacture, the element itself.

    4. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you described a method for making it, then it'd be a method patent, not a product patent. A patent includes all of the claims together.
      You could claim graphene as a product, regardless of how it's made, by specifying it's properties. This is how alloys and such as patented. If you included claims on how to produce it, then it'd be trivial for others to get around your patent, since there's typically many obvious ways to produce an alloy.

      That said, you couldn't just claim an anti-gravity machine based on its properties, because AFAIU for product claims you must show (or it must be clear) that you're in possession of the product.

    5. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, you can even patent an element. See In re Seaborg (C.C.P.A. 1964), where they upheld a patent on Element 95 (against, of all things, the claim that someone else had already produced it -- by accident -- by bombarding Pu-239 with neutrons in a reactor. Makes you wonder whether Fat Man would have been prior art too, if it had gone the other way.)

    6. Re:Special Slashdot Memo #456555 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      "Molecule" doesn't make sense in the context of crystal structures, just as we say a silicon wafer is cut from a single crystal of silicon or you can easily see the single crystals of zinc on the surface of galvanised steel.

  17. Geim is one froody cat by oldhack · · Score: 2, Informative

    Finally, are you one of those Nobel prizewinners who is going to go crazy now that you've won?

    ...I'll try to keep my sanity as long as possible.

    The dude seems to know where his towel is.

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  18. 1 football pitch = 1.334 US football fields by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    A soccer field (BrE: football pitch) is 105 by 68 meters, or exactly 0.714 hectare. It's about one and a third U.S. football fields, which are 360 by 160 feet, or 0.5351 ha. So yes, 1 gram of graphene would still cover several football fields (in Indianapolis, you know, we measure surface area in football fields).

    1. Re:1 football pitch = 1.334 US football fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just like gallons are larger in Britain than America, so are football pitches.

    2. Re:1 football pitch = 1.334 US football fields by lgw · · Score: 1

      0.714 hectare? What kind of made up unit is that? It's 0.176 square furlongs! (Which is 1.76 acres in US units).

      In proper units, 1 gram would cover about a square furlong, which is pretty impressive.

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  19. it's not in public domain? by z-j-y · · Score: 3, Interesting

    isn't his research funded by public money?

  20. Patents by cjcela · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe patents use to work 50 years ago. Now it is always the case that the company with deeper pockets always gets its way one way or the other. What really gets to me is the hypocrisy of people saying 'patents protect innovators'. They do not. Patents do anything but protecting innovation.

    1. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry; the Chinese research corporations are going to patent every imaginable use for it, while the Chinese manufacturers ignore all of the patents. Yes, you can play both sides of the coin and win on both with the same toss.

    2. Re:Patents by wizkid · · Score: 1

      Patent's Used to protect innovators. Unfortunately, the lawyers got involved. The patent system now needs a re-write to get back to it's original intention. But with the fox in the hen-house, (Corrupt lobbyists controlling congress) we're not going to see this until we change congress. See change-congress.org for details.

      Hmmm,
      I double-checked my link, and if you type changecongress instead of change-congress, you go to the democrat website. Democrats are half the problem with congress. Of course the republicans are the other half of the problem. Both are owned by corporate America. It's a sad state this country is in....

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    3. Re:Patents by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Patents worked when people were honorable.

      The problem is, people aren't really honorable, at least not the ones with power and money (rare exceptions excluded). They didn't get power and money by playing 100% fair, they got there by taking advantage of every situation they could.

      Patents worked when people were honorable because they did not yet realize the various ways to game the patent system to their advantage. Now, 50 years later, its an industry on its own, with men and women who's sole job is to figure out ways to twist the written laws into a way that suits them rather than the actual, good spirited intention of the laws.

      Its not unique to patents, this sort of behavior is simply the way people work, like it or not. Everything works this way on a large scale. Sure you can have a good small business in a small town that flourishes because its good to its customers and its customers like it, but on the large scale it simply doesn't work because someone else is willing to cut every corner possible to take your customers and the customers don't always know that they are hurting themselves by going with the other guy so the other guy wins unless you play his game.

      Sad, but true.

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    4. Re:Patents by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Maybe patents use to work 50 years ago. Now it is always the case that the company with deeper pockets always gets its way one way or the other. What really gets to me is the hypocrisy of people saying 'patents protect innovators'. They do not. Patents do anything but protecting innovation.

      No, they do protect innovators. Geim has done the base research and discovered graphene, but he hasn't made a useful product out of it yet. Giving him a patent at this stage would be giving him a monopoly on research on graphene, a "hunting expedition", as the Supreme Court has called it in other contexts.

      In his next paragraph, Geim realizes this - the hundred patents that the other company would write would be for useful inventions. At his early stage, it's like inventing a new chemical and getting a patent on it without knowing whether it's a floor cleaner or a cure for cancer.

    5. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Successful businessmen were never particularly honorable, else you wouldn't have needed a patent system in the first place. People haven't really changed in a couple of thousand years, personality-wise. Thinking that people of today are somehow more evil or selfish than the people of yore is a myth.

    6. Re:Patents by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Me, is that you?

      That sounds so much like myself that I had to think twice to make sure I didn't submit that and forget.

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    7. Re:Patents by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

      Nope, it didn't work 50 years ago either.

      I'm a toymaker, and I had what I thought was a novel idea for a toy windmill. I had no intentions of patenting anything, but searched the patent database to make sure I wasn't infringing on anyone else. Sure enough, there was an application dated 2007, and an actual patent from another person dated 2005. I put my project away for a year, but on hearing that the patent office doesn't really check for prior art, I decided to do it myself.

      I found more patents for virtually identical mechanisms, right down to specific gear ratios, dated 1986, 1933, 1915 and 1890. It gets better. Cornell university has a working model of the thing, made in 1827. I don't see how using a chain drive vs. mesh gears vs. push rods, or using six vanes instead of four vanes makes it a different invention. All these machines do exactly the same thing, and all are patented as windmills or machines used to convert a moving fluid to energy.

      The system has always been broken. It's just more visible and more abused now.

      I'd offer references, but my records are in the other office. (sorry).

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    8. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The little guy always gets screwed. Here's a case from 1940, http://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=9114339903828694181&hl=en&as_sdt=2&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr

      The inventor created an embossing device for quilting machines. He couldn't afford a patent so kept it a trade secret. Later, some other guy patents the device. Though the inventor wasn't a defendant in this case--the real defendant tried to show prior art--if that inventor was sued there'd have been no defense.

    9. Re:Patents by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      The reason you don't see it as being a different invention deals with what the legal requirements are for a different invention. The examiners are somewhat constrained in showing why a skilled artisan would choose six vanes instead of 4 if your invention claims using 6 and the prior art uses 4. Arguably almost any aspect could be "design choice" but examiners have a hard time in properly applying the case law for design choice and the BPAI in holding up their decision.

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    10. Re:Patents by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1

      I'm annoyed I can't remember the details well enough to find a reference to it, but back when gun were just transitioning to self-contained cartridges there was someone who patented a design. One of the gun makers signed an (exclusive?) licensing deal with him with the stipulation that he was responsible for defending the patent. They made a ton of money and he went broke from the court costs of suing the vast number of companies that simply ripped off his invention.

      Patents have had problem with deep pockets for longer than 50 years.

  21. Better idea: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Just out of spite go to the corp's direct competitor(s), and let them know exactly who said what. Then offer to help said competitor(s) get a jump on things.

    Hell - I'd do it just out of spite; the original corp gets bitch-slapped, competitor(s) get a Nobel Prize-winning scientist's name in their press releases, and while you still have to stupid patent issues, at least the evil is more diffuse (among competitors), and therefore less of a threat at large.

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    1. Re:Better idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumes that competitors actually exist. On the weekends those execs snort from the same 8-ball before doing their pagan rituals, hoping for a place in the heirarchy of demons.

  22. How do you keep a patent alive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inform the ignorant, please. I thought patents expire after a pre-set amount of years.
    How does sponsoring it keep it alive for longer?

    1. Re:How do you keep a patent alive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inform the ignorant, please. I thought patents expire after a pre-set amount of years. How does sponsoring it keep it alive for longer?

      Someone has to feed and water the lawyers.

    2. Re:How do you keep a patent alive? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Patent term extensions.

    3. Re:How do you keep a patent alive? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Laws might vary from country to country, but there's a couple things at play:

      1) In the most basic sense, I think most patents expire after like 5 or 10 years, but you can renew it for another 10 years, or something like that. You can only renew a finite number of times, usually, for a total limit of 20 or 40 years or something.

      2) You can also 'extend' the patent by creating 'new' patents that derive off the old patent - the pharmaceutical industry is particularly active with this sort - you start with say a basic pill. Then 5 years later, you get a patent for the same drug in a gel-cap formulation. Then 5 years later you get another patent for a chewable formulation, etc. So, you create a 'new' invention which is the old invention plus some slight improvement.

            Or, you get a patent on a different way to mass-produce the product much more cheaply/efficiently, so that even though the product itself is no longer patented, you control the patent on the most superior way to produce the product, so that you have a significant competitive advantage vis-a-vis the competition.

            Or you get individual patents on new applications of the old product, so that you are the only one who can use the product in the new application.

    4. Re:How do you keep a patent alive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about keeping it alive for its limited lifespan of 20 years. IANAL, but as I understand it, if someone uses your patent without your permission, and they can show that you knew about the use but didn't pursue it within a reasonable amount of time, then you can lose the patent before its expiration date.

      I believe the author is saying that it is expensive to retain a legal team to pursue known patent violators, so he was looking for a company to provide or pay for such a team.

  23. Geim also won the Ig Nobel by walmass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA asks: "Finally, are you one of those Nobel prizewinners who is going to go crazy now that you've won? "

    The interviewer probably didn't know that Dr. Geim won the Ig Nobel for levitating a frog.

    Between that and the fact that he cited saving taxpayer's money as a reason behind not filing a patent and his Friday experiments (which led to the scotch-tape on graphite) discovery, I think I have a new hero.

  24. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you also complain when someone says "American" when they mean something from USA? The rest of the world knows the difference, people just don't care enough to make the distinction when it is the norm to speak of something with the "incorrect" term.

    1. Re:Oh come on by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Out of all the nations in the Americas, only the "United States of America" has the word "America" in it.

  25. "That's a direct quote" by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    It's also bullshit. Yes, they might be able to tie him up in court, but it would cost them more than it would cost him. That's why companies often pay up rather than fight patents that are weaker than his might have been. Cheaper to license or purchase the patent, unless the owner is insanely greedy.

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    1. Re:"That's a direct quote" by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

      Read the quote again. It's not a threat, it's an offer to work together.

      Basically, the company is saying that they will take his work and turn it into a portfolio of really useful things, patents and products. So many, in fact, that they will forget to pay up for the licenses. But by that time, Geim would already be filthy rich living on a tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific.

      He would spend his days, daiquiri in hand, dispatching lawyers to gather up licensing fees from delinquent companies. The company would make sure there were enough useful applications around his patent that there wouldn't be any way to avoid stepping on it.

      He threw it all away because he thought that idea was arrogant.

    2. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, it'd cost the corporation more than the inventor.

      However... if corporation has say... 1000x deeper pockets, and to fight only costs 10x the money, guess who runs out of money first?

    3. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the quote again. It's not a threat, it's an offer to work together.

      What post did you read, Bad Analogy Guy?

      They basically said "If it turns out to be awesome, we'll just box you in with our own patents and steal the original. Then if you try to do anything with it, our 100 patent IBM lawyers will sue you day in and out, bankrupting you. If you happen to try to collect royalties from our abuse of your patent, well then, your little island will waste its money defending against our baseless but numerous suits.

      Seriously, your post was lame, not bad, but lame. I'd expect that from someone like SarcasticAnalogyGuy...

    4. Re:"That's a direct quote" by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

      That isn't what the quote says at all.

      The quote makes no sense at all as a threat. The "island" comment in particular has no meaning except as a "you're going to be extremely rich" off the cuff joke.

      Geim misunderstood the situation, the comment, the person's meaning, and now he will not see a dime in licensing.

      That company? Well, they'll go ahead with their hundred lawyers and get patents on all sorts of applications of the technology that Geim pioneered. Which is what the guy was obviously telling him in the first place.

      Hate for corporations needs to be tempered with common sense, and Geim showed none in this case. Lucky for him he got some recognition from the Nobel committee.

    5. Re:"That's a direct quote" by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've missed the other threads about the "island" - the "island" is the place Geim is from - Great Britain, which makes up the majority of the land-area of the United Kingdom, so the guy meant that it would take all the money in the UK to fight the patents.

      Although, having read your posts, I have a sneaking suspicion you're just having fun with people by being purposely obtuse.

    6. Re:"That's a direct quote" by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Reading other threads in this story, it's pretty clear that most people haven't got the slightest idea what they are talking about.

      Think about the quote for a minute. I'll copy it here so you can read it.

      We are looking at graphene, and it might have a future in the long term. If after ten years we find it's really as good as it promises, we will put a hundred patent lawyers on it to write a hundred patents a day, and you will spend the rest of your life, and the gross domestic product of your little island, suing us.

      First, the guy declares his intention to find markets to use the invention.

      Then he says that the company will base hundreds of inventions on Geim's invention.

      The last line is where everyone seems to be having trouble. Take it in context with the first two points, though. Why would Geim need to sue the company? Because they aren't paying him for licensing, ostensibly. Because they have hundreds if not thousands of patents based on his patent that they are using in their products or licensing to other companies and not paying him. Note that *there is no downside except the opportunity cost of losing licensing fees which can only be gained by actually having the patent*

      The island comment is not about GB, it's about the dream of retiring rich off of a world-changing invention. The multinational company guy is holding it out there in front of him. Hey, if you patent this, trust us, we're going to find a great way to use it and we're all going to get rich!

      If he doesn't patent it, they use it. If he does, they use it. There is no downside to getting the patent, but somehow he took some joviality to mean something nefarious. That's a shame, because if this invention really delivers on what it promises, he would have been really rich.

    7. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it would cost the multi-national company with a stockpile of lawyers much more than the single person who is trying to defend himself.

      The company can afford it, he can't.

      Companies often pay up when its other companies who can do even more damage. If you want to see a great example, find out what happened to the person who patented the windscreen wiper design we all use today.

    8. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      (long stare)... You actually believe that? Just for one example to the contrary, the CSIRO had to fight tooth and nail to get the big corps to finally pay up for exploiting the CSIRO's patents on wireless technology, and it had government resources to back it up in court. Do you really think a corporation - an entity designed to be selfish - wouldn't steamroll some lone inventor if it thought that was the most profitable route?

    9. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they might be able to tie him up in court, but it would cost them more than it would cost him.

      Even if that's true, they still do it. It's a deterrent: They're willing to spend five million dollars to make you spend three million dollars, because five million dollars to them is peanuts and three million dollars to you is the end of the world. It gives them leverage, which is what they're after.

    10. Re:"That's a direct quote" by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Come on now, the "retire to an island" bullshit wasn't even funny the first time so please stop trying to stretch it out.
      It's obvious you are not being serious and it's no longer remotely funny pretending you are and also insulting just about everyone else that wrote comments here.

    11. Re:"That's a direct quote" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Sheldon Cooper, is that you?

  26. I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and .. by fkx · · Score: 0

    I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and England.

    Don't they all have the same ancestors? Neanderthals?

    What?

  27. patents and the US legal system by bl8n8r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Patent System: A system put in place to be manipulated to protect corporate IP while stifling competitive innovation.

    Legal System: A corporate asset which is manipulated to keep innovative products from being competitive.

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  28. Seems like a good justification for Homicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or more likely pest eradication. Vermin like representatives at this "multinational electronics company" should be removed from the planet without remorse.

  29. That's not what blackmail means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know, just asking. If this isn't a demand with menaces, it sure the hell ain't kippers.

    I recommend you read this.

    State laws vary, but the following is an example of a state blackmail statute:

    "21-3428. Blackmail.

    Blackmail is gaining or attempting to gain anything of value or compelling another to act against such person's will, by threatening to communicate accusations or statements about any person that would subject such person or any other person to public ridicule, contempt or degradation.

    Blackmail is a severity level 7, nonperson felony"

    Okay, let's look at the rest of the post.

    The interesting part of this is the use of the patent system to prevent an inventor patenting their invention. (You know damn well that the company WILL file patents in ten years anyway and will make gob-loads of money, prior-art not withstanding.) The sole value of a patent system is to ALLOW the inventor to patent their invention. It serves no other function. (The other theoretical value of properly documenting an invention has long-since given up the ghost.)

    They weren't preventing him from patenting the invention in any way. Just saying that he wouldn't benefit from that so much to make the cost worthwhile (and would probably need to pay some court fees to get his money). Two very different things.

    Also, the ide of patent system is not to allow the inventor to patent inventions. It is not that recursive. The idea is to allow him to benefit from it. Again, he might have benefitted from it but it would probably have been too much trouble to be worth it from.

    As for documenting... It is long-since given up ghost... BECAUSE of the patent system. If we go back to "Everything you want to protect must be a business secret" mentality, it will probably come back. Do you want "Company A invented something, patented it, didn't really find any use for it and 20 years later others get to use it" or "Company A invented something, didn't really come up with any uses but kept it secret 'just to be sure'... And that's it."

    That we now have a verifiable, demonstrable example of patent inversion shows that the system as it stands must be replaced.

    We have one new anecdote.

  30. Re:I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

    England is simply the country of England.
    Great Britain is geographically the island that encompasses England and Scotland. Politically it can also include Wales as well.
    The UK is the inclusion of Great Britain, Wales, the many smaller isles around Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

  31. libraries of congress! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    libraries of congress!

    how many times do i have to say it? the relevant unit of measure is libraries of congress and is always libraries of congress no matter what the subject matter. or maybe beowulf clusters of libraries of congress

    get it right please!

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    1. Re:libraries of congress! by zenyu · · Score: 1

      According to wikipedia a LoC is exactly 10 terabytes. Never mind that my home library contains many times that amount of data and the LoC probably contains trillions of times that amount of data.

    2. Re:libraries of congress! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      look, it's really simple:

      1. a hard drive can contain many LoCs
      2. the LoC can contain many hard drives

      duh! just contemplate #1 and #2 until your head asplodes, then no more problem

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  32. Actually a case for stronger patents by Grond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Counter-intuitively, this actually presents a case for stronger patents. A strong, easily enforced patent would allow Geim to secure licenses from companies using graphene without a long or expensive legal battle. Strong patents give individual inventors and startups the leverage they need to compete against established players.

    Weak patents favor large, established companies. A single weak patent isn't very useful, but a thousand weak patents can destroy a startup competitor or force a settlement with a large one. The result is that large, established companies will tend to accumulate huge portfolios while preventing startups from flourishing. Startups will tend to hope to be bought up by established companies rather than try to compete on their own. And that's exactly what we see today: comparatively few new, large companies and a lot of established players with large patent portfolios that buy up new competitors and engage in low stakes patent litigation with each other that routinely ends in status quo-preserving settlements and cross-licensing agreements.

    Note that strong patents are not mutually exclusive with tougher examination and stricter patentability standards. We can do things like reform the written description and enablement requirements so that patentees are forced to write narrower claims that only cover what they actually invented and not just whatever they could brainstorm or dream up without actually nailing down the particulars. Such reforms are not incompatible with making patents stronger and more easily enforced.

    1. Re:Actually a case for stronger patents by Wolfbone · · Score: 1

      Counter-intuitively, this actually presents a case for stronger patents.

      It portrays - anecdotally, in narrow circumstances, and hypothetically - just one potential (benefit side) effect of such a change, which even if realised still only might lead to an overall improvement in the performance of the patent system - and might just as easily do the opposite.

      Just saying. ;-)

      It would be nice if cases for change could be made so easily in patent system economics, but the system is complex and they can't.

    2. Re:Actually a case for stronger patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you are a lawyer.

    3. Re:Actually a case for stronger patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A strong, easily enforced patent would allow Geim to secure licenses from companies using graphene without a long or expensive legal battle.

      Nonsense. Your argument seems to be that if you have a single weak patent vs. a corporation with a thousand weak patents, the corporation is going to squish you. This is obviously true. But do you really expect that having a single strong patent vs. a corporation with a thousand strong patents is going to come out any different? If anything the small inventor would be even more screwed because the large company would just grind him into the sidewalk as soon as it smells like he might have something interesting, so that they can pick the interesting bits out of his corpse.

      All a corporation has to do is file a suit against you claiming that you infringe hundreds of their patents, which you do, and suddenly you owe them a hundred million dollars. And if you don't have a hundred million dollars, well, they'll settle for a majority stake in your company and a royalty free license to all your technology. Which is pretty much what happens today.

      And stricter examination standards, while they would keep the large company from getting as many bogus and overbroad patents, are not any better for the little guy. It already costs in the neighborhood of $100,000 in attorneys fees to get a patent. You think the little guy is going to even be able to get a patent if you make it even more expensive?

  33. Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that wouldn't be NXP by any chance ? They are situated in Nijmegen, where Geim is also situated. Plot - thickens.

  34. The pointlessness of patents by kinabrew · · Score: 1

    Patents provide minimal protection for individuals and significant protection for large corporations.

    If a large corporation creates something and someone infringes the patent, the large corporation sues the person who's infringing until the person who infringed is broke.

    If an individual creates something and a large corporation infringes the patent, the individual sues until the individual is broke, and the large corporation continues infringing on the patent.

  35. he also won the ignobel for physics in 2000 by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2000

    PHYSICS

    Andre Geim of the University of Nijmegen (the Netherlands) and Sir Michael Berry of Bristol University (UK), for using magnets to levitate a frog. [REFERENCE: "Of Flying Frogs and Levitrons" by M.V. Berry and A.K. Geim, European Journal of Physics, v. 18, 1997, p. 307-13.]
    NOTE: Ten years later, in 2010, Andre Geim won a Nobel Prize in physics (for research on another subject).

    winning the nobel is of course impressive. winning the nobel AND the ignobel is beyond impressive

    improbable research indeed!

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  36. We have another option. by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kill the "big company", with bullets, literally. There is no dialogue with the kind of company that says such things. You do not tell to the bad guy "please, do not shoot me!", you shoot him. Twice.

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  37. What I don't get. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    The thing I don't get is why the 'big corporation' didn't go ahead and partner up with Geim so that the big corporation could use the patents against other big corporations? I mean, sure, if you just look at it as a game of inventor vs. big corp, the inventor is screwed. But there is more than one big corporation in the world - why wouldn't such a corp partner with a small inventor so that the big corp effectively controls the patent? Wouldn't that be cheaper than employing a hundred patent lawyers every day to fight the small inventor, and provide them protection against competitions from other big corps?

  38. Old School Patent Corruption by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    The system was broken long before software patents. This reminds me of RCA and Farnsworth.

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  39. bad reasoning, good result by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rather than look at this as a story about a big electronics company pushing around the little guy, I look at is as the right result reached, no matter by what means. I'm sick of seeing all of the patents that have been issued for things that were not really invented, just found to always exist and be useful. Perhaps they should be entitled to a patent on a fabrication method, on on a particular application (although that second one seems dubious), but not a patent on Graphene itself. That would be like suggesting basic elements could have been patented. Graphene is just a very common form of carbon that has long existed.

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    1. Re:bad reasoning, good result by Grond · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of seeing all of the patents that have been issued for things that were not really invented, just found to always exist and be useful.

      While one can certainly argue that patentability should distinguish between inventions and discoveries, in the US the Patent Act specifically addresses this issue. "The term "invention" means invention or discovery." 35 USC 100(a) and "Patentability shall not be negatived by the manner in which the invention was made." 35 USC 103(a).

      Graphene is just a very common form of carbon that has long existed.

      This is technically true, but isolated, purified graphene does not occur naturally. Similarly, macroscopic graphene molecules also do not occur naturally. A patent on graphene would almost certainly claim isolated, purified graphene with an average molecule size of at least some useful lower bound, backed up by a method for making such purified, large-scale graphene.

      This is similar to patents on new metal alloys. It is likely that some tiny smattering of the right mixture of metals exists in some deposit somewhere on Earth, but that doesn't mean anybody knew about it or knew its properties. It's also still worth encouraging research into and helping commercialize the discovery of which alloys are actually useful.

      on on a particular application (although that second one seems dubious)

      Why does it seem dubious? If the application consists solely of replacing an existing material with graphene in an already known device (and doing so only because graphene is just lighter, stronger, etc), then that is probably obvious. But if the application consists of a new device made possible because of graphene's particular characteristics, then that would most likely be patentable.

    2. Re:bad reasoning, good result by tonywong · · Score: 1

      So then the big electronics company is going to file patents around all of this anyhow, make millions of dollars and the original researcher is out in the cold. How is that the 'right result' again?

    3. Re:bad reasoning, good result by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Graphene is just a very common form of carbon that has long existed.

      Um, no it isn't. You may be thinking of graphite. Even that's not that common.

      Graphene doesn't occur in nature except as part of graphite, and can't be separated unless in tiny, tiny pieces. To be of useful size it has to be manufactured.

      Justin.

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  40. Wrong number for surface area... by yet-another-lobbyist · · Score: 1

    I happen to work on graphene (since 2005). The surface area of graphene is about 2600 m^/g. And that's counting both sides. So one side would be about 1300m^2. that's 13m times 100m. Definitely less than a football field -- American Football or soccer.

  41. Re:I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why doesn't "Great Britain" *geographically* encompass Wales, also - isn't it all one island? If GB is the name for the island, as opposed to any of the political entities that share the island, isn't Wales also part of that island?

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  43. he got bluffed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent wars are won all the time.

    He got bluffed.

  44. NOTof course impressive. by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    winning the nobel is of course impressive.

    It is certainly not impressive to everyone, the awarding has become dubious and maybe even a bad joke. Not so much the science prizes, but the Nobel peach prize winners in the last 20 years or so have more to do with politics than peace. Examples include one to someone for making a scientifically inaccurate movie and last year's award to a President running two wars and escalating one, which they acknowledged was not for anything at all that he had done, but rather was for what they hoped he would do!

    And in this case maybe the science prizes are starting to suffer the same fate. Over the years the science prizes have been awarded many times years later, after the research and insights have been seen to produce results. I'm not comfortable with this particular reward being given in this case for a new fad material that has great promise but is very thin on substance (yea, a bad pun).

    So I'm really not trying to troll, but I take exception with your statement that "winning the nobel is of course impressive".

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  45. why depend on an obviously broken system? by Michael+Kristopeit+4 · · Score: 0

    i wouldn't spend the rest of my life suing them... i'd spend a small fraction of it shooting them.

    1. Re:why depend on an obviously broken system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don’t you, then?

    2. Re:why depend on an obviously broken system? by MichaelKristopeit+34 · · Score: 1
      considering my assertion was conditional, you're an idiot.

      if you wish to test my assertion, attempt to extort anything from me and see what happens.

      why don't you?

  46. the peace prize is always political by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    always will be political. additionally: ANY peace prize will be political, forever. any kind of peace is dictated according to terms. terms are always decided by processes that are political. therefore, the very concept of peace is essentially a political animal

    since the peace prize is always political no matter what, then the prize will always bother someone somewhere. therefore, the existence of yourself, someone who is bothered by it, is simply a problem that has no solution. therefore your complaint has no merit, because there is nothing that can be done about your complaint: whiners and gripers will always exist in politics

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    1. Re:the peace prize is always political by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Astute observations, but the GP was discussing the peach prize, and I have to agree with him -- it's the pits.

  47. As a patent holder, I completely agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost 6 years ago I developed a somewhat fundamental technique in computer animation, and upon looking up prior work found absolutely nothing. I looked in the ACM and all the graphics journals I could find, and then I looked in the US patent database... nothing. Having this new capability and researching any prior work, I attracted interest from friends in the animation film industry and we started pursuing a patent, writing a business plan, and doing the whole startup thing. Of course, as many startups go, we were not overnight successes, and little by little the partners drifted off, leaving me the originator of the technique/technology earning any income I could find, while nursing the sizable patent bills. Keeping this post focused on the patent: it is very, very expensive. After 3.5 years, short by most standards, our US patent was awarded. However, you don't want protection only in the US, you need to get it internationally as well, and expressed in the language of each country/region (the E.U. is one region) you want protection. And because we're talking new technology, you can't just "translate", you need two independent native speakers of the other language that also know the field you're patenting within. First on of them translates part of the patent to the other language, and independently the other translates back to English and then the original inventor needs to verify that the essence of the patented concepts are correctly being maintained. This is hugely expensive. I did this for 8 international regions, with a 50 page original patent. Very few 'inventors' can afford such obsession - and that's exactly what it is, and what it takes to compete against the multinationals. I'm still going with this, the patent is alive, I'm slowly building something nice... but the patent bills keep me poor, and I'll never be able to afford to fight if someone infringes without a corporate backer that will probably screw me in the process... the world's corrupt. Live with it, but don't give up.

    1. Re:As a patent holder, I completely agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you didn't invent an automatic paragraph engine.

  48. So why didn't he patent it? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    Or did he already own the island?

    1. Re:So why didn't he patent it? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The island is the UK and the gangster was making a threat.

  49. I wish he'd had the sack to take him on. by jbeach · · Score: 1

    A material that promising could generate enough money to fight off said corporate douchebag - while licensing the product to the douchebag's competitors.

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    1. Re:I wish he'd had the sack to take him on. by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Heinlien had a simular story where someone invented a solar energy collector, The big oil was after his ass, he immediatly posted the plans and patent information to their equavalent of facebook, The other energy companies stopped trying to kill him shortly after that.... And a new renassaince was born.

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    2. Re:I wish he'd had the sack to take him on. by jbeach · · Score: 1

      I remember that one. :) A great story that he wrote pretty early on in his career, and something that shows him not quite the Libertarian deity some people inferred from his other writings.

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  50. Your patent isn't useless by tobiah · · Score: 1

    If each of you have patents that the other needs, you make a sharing arrangement, this happens frequently between big players. Better, you make no product and license the patents you have and they need to use theirs, and they make the products. I'm pretty sure that's how the patent system is supposed to work for inventors, who are more interested in inventing than manufacturing and sales.

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    1. Re:Your patent isn't useless by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      Patents are designed to protect the -greater good-, in that these ideas which have been invented, will not be kept secret, but instead be made known, in exchange for a -limited- monopoly while the inventor recoups their costs. Whatever the current system, I believe the intent was not to make 'inventors' sit around all day without doing any actual work to see their ideas become reality.

      From a software developer perspective, 'inventing' an idea is trivial, it's the hard work of turning that concept into a reality that has ANY value whatsoever. There is -nothing- good about the idea of making nothing, but coming up with lots of 'inventions', and forcing those who -can- and -will- do the hard work, to pay in order to actually create.

  51. "Maybe I'm going down, but he's coming down too" by DrYak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yup, indeed. Patents are the modern and scientific equivalent of the "Mutual Assured Destruction" doctrine and its nuclear madness.

    only much worse because during the cold war, the nuke-equipped countries kept showing off to each other only through weapon tests, nobody nuked small nuke-less countries on a regular basis just just to kill off competition.

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  52. Re:I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and by Pentagram · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, Wales *is* part of Great Britain. GP is incorrect.

    Great Britain = England + Wales + Scotland

  53. One word: libel, leads to.... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    So sit down, shut up, and don't question the ministry, Peasant!

  54. Samsung!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did nobody RTFA? Just before he was asked the patent question they were talking about him visiting Samsung in Korea and how they were showing him something done with graphene. The context was rather obvious that it could very well be Samsung - The Big Electronics Corporation.

  55. Prior Art Combinator: A tool to preemptively inval by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    I have an invention to prevent the patenting of inventions. While that may sound onerous, I suspect that it will actually alleviate a lot of the trouble we have been having with patent trolls and return patents to the realm of real innovation. I invented it last July but it doesn't seem that anyone has actually taken me up on the idea.

    I propose that we create a database of all possible discrete elements and limitations that have appeared in all existing patents and any other documentation anywhere. Heck, people could even add any additional elements or limitations as they see fit. Then use a simple computer program to generate and "publish" articles with every possible combination of element and limitation. I know, we are talking about trillions and trillions of articles. The program could never finish.

    Therefore, I also propose the following additional, optional features:

    • Users of the system could vote on which would be the most important elements and limitations to make sure are covered in our "articles."
    • Users could add tags to elements indicating which fields they are most likely to be used in. This would reduce the number of "articles" about "Umbrellas with USB connectors sewn into the seats of their pants for control and monitoring of garage doors."
    • Users could then also vote on which tags are the most important to focus on.

    I realize that this would likely require more web document storage space than is currently indexed by Google. Therefore, I also propose the following additional options for storing and "publishing" the "articles":

    • The web pages could actually be automatically generated by PHP or JSP scripts using variables to represent and insert the particular combination of elements and limitations specified for that "article." Each element and limitation in the database would necessarily have a unique code number or index key. The body of the web page could then simply list the codes as parameters and call the function to build the page. The script would then simply insert the appropriate text from the database in the appropriate location in the web page and send it out. Presto, we have a web page listing a specific set of elements and limitations. As far as the browser is concerned, the web page is static and has been "published."
    • It would also be possible to just use HTML server side includes and generate static web pages with various combinations of elements and limitations included. Naturally, this would require that all the elements and limitations be in separate .shtml files on the web server.
    • Here is an even more efficient, if ethereal proposition: Simply create one web page with some PHP or JSP in it to generate a page based on the codes given as parameters, just as before. However, the codes for the elements and limitations would actually be part of the URL and sent to the server in an HTML GET request. The script then takes the codes specified in the URL and automatically generates whatever combination of elements and limitations are specified in the URL. We get an actual web page sent back even though one never really existed before. Simply by posting that one web page and putting the elements and limitations in the database, we have statistically published all possible combinations at once. Anyone who wants to view an article with a particular combination of elements and limitations simply constructs the proper URL and they can see that the page is "there." It's like quantum computing without all those pesky sub-atomic particles. Like Schrodinger's Cat, every combination would "exist" simultaneously but only by observing it does it then become, well, observable. For prior art dating purposes, I suppose we would also have to list when each element and limitation was added to the database. Only if all the elements predate the offending patent would the "Schrodinger's Article" in question apply. Now, I don't know if the PTO would go for this reasoning but it would be worth a try. And it would ce
  56. Re:I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wales and England are legally one country --- have been ever since the english conquered us in the 1200's.

  57. Re:I give up - hwat is the diff between UK, GB and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't Ireland called Minor Britain?

  58. gaming the patent system by Device666 · · Score: 1

    Patent offices have loads of work because of all these patents. Where two dogs fight over a bone the third one takes it. In this case thats the patent office. So to game the system, look to business processes as they can be patented too. Some small patent office, only setup for the sole purpose to spoil the patent industry, should patent patent-processes and sue every patent office that can be found. Also patent useless stuff of certain software parts that happen to be used also on the average patent office website. And gather funding of some small software companies behind a smokescreen. Than we sure see how the patent industry benefits from the thing called software patents and business process patents.It is ofcourse big news if a patent office loses suits on patents. Than put the news on Slashdot with some links to several patent office websites and than they have enough PR like there is no tomorrow...

  59. Interview by Nature... by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    I just would like to point out the irony that their paper on the initial Quantum Hall Effect measurement, one that verified that they did have a single layer graphene since it has a distinct QHE signature, was rejected by Nature and they have to "settle" for Science...

    Now Nature is doing the interview...

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  60. As a Mathematician... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Almost 6 years ago I developed a somewhat fundamental technique in computer animation, ....

    In other words you discovered a mathematical algorithm, and proceeded to patent it.

    I have absolutely no sympathy for your difficulties in attempting to monopolise mathematics and in all honesty for the good of wider society I would hope that your attempt fails. Unfortunately, it may very well succeed. And while that will probably not result in benefit to you personally, it will further damage the freedoms of intellectual thought and scientific inquiry in many countries across the world.

    The benefits of rewarding you for your discovery are far outweighed by the costs to wider society. Neither you, nor anyone else should be receiving these patents.

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  61. Re:"Maybe I'm going down, but he's coming down too by Anpheus · · Score: 1

    Well it's not even MAD. If you're a patent troll you have nothing to lose, so it's like terrorists can just run up to regular companies and hold the secretary at gunpoint and threaten to shoot, and that's sometimes enough for a "go away" settlement. And then of course the venue is the East Texas Court, and more often than anyone would like to admit, the troll extorts millions or hundreds of millions of dollars for an invention no one would consider remarkable.

    So I guess if we're going to make a cold war analogy, the Afghanis are running wild and kicking ass, the superpowers are tiptoeing around each other and the regular people are scared or powerless to do much about it.