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Shadow Scholar Details Student Cheating

vortex2.71 writes "A 'shadow writer,' who lives on the East Coast, details how he makes a living writing papers for a custom-essay company and describes the extent of student cheating he has observed. In the course of editing his article, The Chronicle Of Higher Education reviewed correspondence he had with clients and some of the papers he had been paid to write. 'I've written toward a master's degree in cognitive psychology, a Ph.D. in sociology, and a handful of postgraduate credits in international diplomacy. I've worked on bachelor's degrees in hospitality, business administration, and accounting. I've written for courses in history, cinema, labor relations, pharmacology, theology, sports management, maritime security, airline services, sustainability, municipal budgeting, marketing, philosophy, ethics, Eastern religion, postmodern architecture, anthropology, literature, and public administration. I've attended three dozen online universities. I've completed 12 graduate theses of 50 pages or more. All for someone else.'"

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  1. No engineering? by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTFS: "I've written for courses in history, cinema, labor relations, pharmacology, theology, sports management, maritime security, airline services, sustainability, municipal budgeting, marketing, philosophy, ethics, Eastern religion, postmodern architecture, anthropology, literature, and public administration."

    Hah! I'd love to see how this guy would do a physics or calculus paper...

    1. Re:No engineering? by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's flamebait if every I've seen it.

      In what world do you live in that accounting, sustainability, maritime security and ethics do not matter?

      Would you really like to live in a world where your employer had no money to pay you, farmers had no crops left to feed you, and pirates and foreign armies were free to invade via sea to rape your wife and daughters while everyone else either watched idly, or cheered them on?

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    2. Re:No engineering? by Moryath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I had professors who simply gave every student the chance to bring a note sheet to the exam.

      One 8-12x11" sheet of paper. Both sides. Put whatever you want on it. The kids who printed it up with every possible item in 3-point font failed, those who put down the relevant concepts and formulae in a quick and easy-access format succeeded, because the test was actually structured to test whether you had learned the concepts and how to apply them.

      Of course, this requires that the professor isn't a lazy asshole who's been using the same, unchanged scantron-based multiple guess test for the past 20 years.

    3. Re:No engineering? by Kokuyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Note that animal husbandry is okay, as long as it's not video documented.

    4. Re:No engineering? by umghhh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In my time at school some of our teachers gave us free hand - bring what you want and see if you succeed. The problem was that these were the most difficult exams of them all as they required:
      • understanding of the tested subject
      • ability to solve puzzles related to subject

      And as such exams are time limited no dead tree or electronic material can really help you solve the task in time if you have no clue. These were exams I actually enjoyed as I could pass (albeit not w/o difficulties) and majority of my colleagues (the cheaters and those that learned by the letter) needed few more attempts usually.

    5. Re:No engineering? by Ash+Vince · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hah! I'd love to see how this guy would do a physics or calculus paper...

      When I studied Physics we had hardly any coursework. There was some but I don't remember it as I never did any. 80% of the course was based on reeling off mathematical proofs in exams.

      In this type of course it would be just too easy to cheat so they force you to reel the proofs off under closed conditions with a limited supply of reference material (if any) provided.

      I do remember when I was studying Physics though one of my house mates who was studying Sociology and Cultural Studies had to write an essay on Neil Stephenson and his book The Diamond Age. He had about as much interest in Science Fiction a I do in Sociology but he chose that book as he knew I had a copy. He also knew I liked the author.

      On the night before his assignment was due in he came and asked me for some help. I proceeded to waffle on about the book based on the leading question he had been given regarding it. He sat there with his pad and took notes as I pointed out the sections of the book that were relevant to the question and gave some examples of the how the technological change (nanotechnology) in the book had changed the separate societies that are mentioned. It probably also helped that I was studying Physics so had some idea of nanotechnology.

      After an hour or so he took his 1 or 2 sides of A4 notes and went upstairs to churn out an essay based on my ideas. He gained a first for that paper, and permanently changed my opinion of humanities subjects: Most of them are so easy to pass they should not even be taught in the same college as the sciences of engineering subjects, they are certainly not the same academic level and do not require the same amount of study. All they require is the ability to structure your ideas (or someone else's) into a well formed English essay.

      Incidentally the guy who wrote that essay passed sociology and now works as a building site labourer. I failed physics and work as a lead software developer for a fairly small but very friendly company. I guess the employment market does not really value his sociology degree either.

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    6. Re:No engineering? by HazMathew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hardly ever used my "cheat sheets". By the time I was done studying and had created my sheet I knew the material well.

    7. Re:No engineering? by jythie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A variant of that idea I rather liked. I had a professor who liked to give 'tests of 2'... i.e. every answer on the test was '2'.... but better show your work.

    8. Re:No engineering? by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I had a friend whose professor allowed this too. He said pretty much what yours did, that "You can put whatever you want on it, front or back." My friend was in an advanced logic class so he brought an empty 8-12x11" sheet of paper and a postgrad philosophy major who stood on the piece of paper and gave my friend all the answers. Because it was a logic class the professor allowed it. A professor who can admit that he's been outsmarted by a student is a pretty good teacher if you ask me.

    9. Re:No engineering? by tophermeyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Boom. This right here.

      I had them. Occasionally they were helpful to reference complex formulae or names/dates I never cared to memorize. But the activity of summarizing concepts and creating the cheat sheet was all the review I needed to handle the exam.

    10. Re:No engineering? by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my time at school some of our teachers gave us free hand - bring what you want and see if you succeed. The problem was that these were the most difficult exams of them all as they required:

      • understanding of the tested subject
      • ability to solve puzzles related to subject

      And as such exams are time limited no dead tree or electronic material can really help you solve the task in time if you have no clue. These were exams I actually enjoyed as I could pass (albeit not w/o difficulties) and majority of my colleagues (the cheaters and those that learned by the letter) needed few more attempts usually.

      They're also the most representative of what most people need to do in the real world. Solve problems in real-time with access to reference material if they need it.

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    11. Re:No engineering? by digitig · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On the night before his assignment was due in he came and asked me for some help. I proceeded to waffle on about the book based on the leading question he had been given regarding it. He sat there with his pad and took notes as I pointed out the sections of the book that were relevant to the question and gave some examples of the how the technological change (nanotechnology) in the book had changed the separate societies that are mentioned. It probably also helped that I was studying Physics so had some idea of nanotechnology.

      After an hour or so he took his 1 or 2 sides of A4 notes and went upstairs to churn out an essay based on my ideas. He gained a first for that paper, and permanently changed my opinion of humanities subjects: Most of them are so easy to pass they should not even be taught in the same college as the sciences of engineering subjects, they are certainly not the same academic level and do not require the same amount of study. All they require is the ability to structure your ideas (or someone else's) into a well formed English essay.

      I have a humanities degree and an engineering degree. Neither was easier than the other to pass, they just required very different skills. I note that you "waffled" but he had to "structure" the ideas into a "well-formed English essay". Don't you wish more engineers had that ability? And why do you assume he only used your ideas? To get a first he would have had to have shown how it linked in to the rest of the course, something he would have had to do himself when he got back upstairs.

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    12. Re:No engineering? by onkelonkel · · Score: 3, Funny

      The professor supervising the final English 100 exam tells the 800 or so students in the exam hall “You will have 3 hours to complete this exam, not one minute more. Start writing when I say go and put your pens down when I stop.” When the three hours is up all the students stop writing except for one. He keeps furiously scribbling away as the papers are collected and stacked on the professors desk. As the last papers are stacked the student runs up to the front, paper in hand. The professor says “You know the rules; there is no way I am going to let you hand in that paper.” The student draws himself to his full height and in tones of Shakespearean high dudgeon says “Do you have any idea who I am!” “No” says the professor, and “I really don’t care.” “Good” says the student, slides his paper into the middle of one of the stacks of exams and walks out the door.

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    13. Re:No engineering? by xSauronx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm going to university now. Im an older student, at 27 years old, and started in a community college wit the intent to transfer out. At the CC I had to take intro trig and college algebra.

      I hadn't had a math class in a decade.

      Turned out....the math professor at this little dinky community college was an *excellent* teacher. Very thorough, very knowledgeable, very very good at teaching the material. The guy had a Ph D from a state university (maybe in physics? I dont recall) so everything he had to teach here was stuff he knew inside and out.

      He allowed notes for the tests "write whatever you want on it. formulas, sample problems, fill it up, I dont care. If you dont know the material you will fail"

      He wasnt kidding. He even gave out last years tests (he always rewrote them) as study guides for the next test. If you didnt really know what you were doing, you were going to fail.

      Wish I had more teachers like him. He was thorough, interesting, and an excellent communicator of the material (this is a huge issue with a lot of instructors)

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  2. Re:No science? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    science and physics course work you can copy much easier by yourself as it's "absolute truth" from the course material(that's been running in any given university for couple of decades with the same problems and assigments). it's much harder to prove that you copied 1+1=2 than to prove that you copied sentences directly from someone else.

    here's a nice plagiarism tip: use a source that's in another language than the one you're submitting in, then just translate. it's a method many many many songwriters, book authors, reporters, national heros etc have used with great success. the less has been translated to any given language the easier it is.

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  3. The source of the problem by 2.7182 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can't really test students with projects/papers. They cheat. Even if they don't use a professional service. I spent years teaching CS students and it was always a problem. It helps to use detection software, like the system Berkeley provides. But the humanities just have to suck it up and admit that they need to give only in class exams.

    1. Re:The source of the problem by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wife ran into that and caused hell for an instructor.

      She turned in 10 years ago a paper on a subject.

      last semester she use the same topic and paper as a basis for her new class, updated it with new info.

      You can not plagiarize or cheat from yourself. But it was marked as copied from another student. So she challenged the school and won.

      Software makes the teacher lazy. Get off your ass and READ, you can tell if johnny pot-head wrote the paper or if he copied a lot of it.

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    2. Re:The source of the problem by jeff4747 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No the source of the problem is the value of the degree exceeds the value of the courses.

      The piece of paper at the end is the important part, the classes leading to that piece of paper are failing to provide sufficient benefit to the students.

    3. Re:The source of the problem by j0nb0y · · Score: 4, Informative

      Many schools have a rule that you cannot use work you did for a prior class.

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    4. Re:The source of the problem by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When was the last time a person with an English Degree really had value in society?

      Many people with English degrees become teachers. I've had several such teachers, some quite talented. Are you saying teachers aren't valuable?

      And since when is essay writing all that valuable in say the techie world?

      When you work for a small company that can't afford a technical writer. Holy fuck is it annoying to completely rewrite document after document produced by a bunch of slackers who think because they know how to ping something that means they can be practically nonfunctional at everything else including such basic things as language.

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    5. Re:The source of the problem by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've seen instructors fail students after using Turnitin.com's service. What was "non original"? The bibliography page... but on a 2 page paper, the bibliography is 30% or so, and the instructors never looked to see what wasn't original, just how much wasn't original.

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    6. Re:The source of the problem by arivanov · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sure you can.

      Have a seminar and make the student present the paper to peers. That is what good universities in Europe do and they have had to deal with the shadow scholar industry for many centuries. If the class is too big split the class and have the grad students run the seminars helping them out on a round-robin basis. They need to learn the trade too.

      In fact in most cases the other students _WILL_ catch them for you. There is nothing as merciless as an audience of your peers especially if they are getting a grade percentage or grade bonus for successful critique. Especially in humanities.

      Divide, conquer, rule.

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    7. Re:The source of the problem by Skater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The piece of paper at the end is the important part, the classes leading to that piece of paper are failing to provide sufficient benefit to the students.

      College: You're doing it wrong.

    8. Re:The source of the problem by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think that everybody has to be a professional grade technical writer, just be able to employ correct basic grammar and formatting. Honestly that's something that people are supposed to master in high school, but performance at the university level remains abysmal for many. (Even in exclusive humanities-focused programs. I was in the Honors Program at Seattle University which hand-picks 25 students a year, and even there I was confronted with grammar so terrible in paper reviews that I started diagramming other students' sentences on the backs of their papers. Seriously, there were long "sentences" with no verbs.)

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    9. Re:The source of the problem by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe one of the reasons why students cheat on the Humanities is because we don't value the humanities and we force students to take course that they simply aren't interested in.

      Cognitive psychology, accounting and pharmacology (three subjects from the list in the summary) are not "humanities". And you can bet the only reason that person wasn't doing maths or computing coursework was that he wasn't up to standard in those subjects. People cheat because they want the results without doing the work.

      What I believe these services do is allow students the opportunity to get through work they simply will never have any interest in--or they BELIEVE they won't be interested in. When was the last time a person with an English Degree really had value in society?

      If they don't think they will be interested, why do they choose that subject?

      And since when is essay writing all that valuable in say the techie world?

      The "techie world" isn't a world, and the techies that can write good proposals and reports and can communicate effectively with customers or with other departments in the company are likely to do better than those who can't.

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    10. Re:The source of the problem by chrb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I've seen an instructor pass students after they turn in ~10 pages of nearly identical answers. Years ago when I was marking CS Masters degree coursework, I noticed that two papers were almost identical. The only thing changed was the spelling had been corrected in one version. I took it to the course organiser, who said he agreed that it was certainly copied, but we should drop it because a) it just wasn't worth the hassle and b) these were foreign students (Taiwanese) who were paying a lot to be at the university, and it may be a cultural thing that they don't see copying as a bad/prohibited thing, and it just wasn't worth the hassle of following the official plagiarism process.

      Another anecdote: several hours before a big programming deadline, I am sitting in the lab, and one of the guys from my course comes in. He's one of the guys who isn't so knowledgeable about computers - computer science students tended towards being geeky and into programming, math, electronics, physics etc. but there were always a few who were just there for the qualification so they can get the money whilst learning as little as possible (to be honest, these were the ones who were usually doing joint degrees in business or management)... with about 4 hours to go, this person asks his friend to send him a copy of his work, and promises to change all the variable names and add a few dummy declarations, so they won't get caught. It was blatant copying, he didn't have any idea how the program worked, and he didn't care how it worked.

      Another interesting anecdote I have comes from an EE friend of mine. He got so fed up of people stealing his work that he stopped using the lab printers during normal hours. He was known as one of the more knowledgeable people on his degree course, and it was just completely normal that, coming up to a deadline, he would print his circuits and associated text ready for handing in, and it would get stolen by someone while it was sitting next to the printer.

      So, whilst I agree that it is sometimes difficult to tell whether or not cheating has really taken place, there is no doubt that people do cheat. I think we should actually use more automated systems to detect possible cheating, pay people to find out whether it is cheating, and have strict processes and penalties in place to remove habitual cheats. Doing otherwise just devalues the whole academic institution.

    11. Re:The source of the problem by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And since when is essay writing all that valuable in say the techie world?

      A software developer who can't communicate is worthless.

      On the other screen of my computer right now is a design proposal that is every bit as linguistically complex and eloquent as any essay or term paper I wrote in school. It is a deliverable requirement for a major software project and is, in fact, more highly valued than the source code that will eventually back it up.

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    12. Re:The source of the problem by gorzek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      God, I wish I had mod points.

      In the world of enterprise software, you must have well-written requirements. And specs. Everything needs to be written down so five years down the road you aren't left wondering why you did something a certain way. Or, God forbid, you get hit by a bus and some other poor sucker has to figure out what you did and why. I've seen programmers whose written English is so poor as to border on illiteracy. They write specs that are complete nonsense. It doesn't matter how good a programmer you are if you can't put what you code into plain English so others can understand it.

      On the subject of cheating, I recently had a candidate who was given a coding assignment so I could gauge their programming abilities. Nothing too serious, I just wanted to make sure this person could actually code, right? They submitted something blatantly copied from a website. Very little Google searching turned up the original source. I don't know what's worse: that they didn't think they'd get caught; that they thought I was too stupid to figure out what they did; or that they simply didn't care enough to do the assignment on their own. I mean, if you'd cheat in the process of applying for a job, why the hell would I want you to work for me?

    13. Re:The source of the problem by Combatso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why i dont equate cheating with copying... The purpose of education (in my lowest-common-denominator-speak) is to copy your instructor (or course material).. We copy their notes, we copy their conclusions... most importantly, we copy their process for drawing conclusions.. Cheating to me is sidestepping the process and being given the conclusion..

      I did a little teaching at a local college, it was just Second year VB6. I told students its much easier to google up an algorithm, than to try and rewrite it every time.. The real test is how you use them.. Students that called sub routines often (re-use code) rather then past the same logic over and over again.. those are the ones I knew had a knack for code.. The marks I gave out were mostly on interaction... The ones that asked questions, and specifically, the ones the re-asked the question when it seemed contradictory to any prior advice I had given them... The ones that stay quiet in the back, or dont show up for class... then suddenly turn in a perfect project, would get my attention... then I would set out to decide if they were savants, or just cheaters... I was happy to find out most were savants, as they had been tinkering with programming concepts at home and at previous schools..

    14. Re:The source of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That is incidental. The source of the problem is the basic failure of the relationship between business and citizens. Most citizens want good paying jobs. Business wants labor to be trained before they are hired. But, high schools don't successfully prepare students for work or college. Therefore, business demands college education. Now the colleges see that they can make a buck by enrolling all these new students and lowering their standards. However, the institution designed for cultivating the best and brightest has been effectively reduced to a diploma mill. Hence, all the cheating.
       
      Who can blame the students? They are not the best and the brightest. They want a job. The piece of paper stands between them and gainful employment. Therefore, they will do whatever it takes to get it. Business doesn't demand that people actually know anything. They demand a piece of paper.
       
      What we need is more trade schools. Business needs to get together with the people (and the government) to design schools that will fill the needs of the job market. Business needs to bite the bullet, and help pay for said schools. Graduates would be trained, with experience, so that they can step into their new job. This would satisfy the needs of business, and the needs of the student who doesn't care about Pavlov's dog, or the integral of e^-x. Then college enrollment would go down, and they could get back to the business of educating people who actually want to be there.

    15. Re:The source of the problem by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know what's ironic? (And I'm surprised nobody's called me out on it yet...) I realize after review that I put a sentence in that post without a verb. I have met the enemy, and he is me.

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    16. Re:The source of the problem by hesiod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or, God forbid, you get hit by a bus and some other poor sucker has to figure out what you did and why.

      Why are hypothetical programmers always being hit by hypothetical buses? Also, why is it always suggested that they are poor at documenting their hypothetical code?

  4. Students will only punish themselves by Albanach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Students are placing a lot of trust in these folk. What if one of the writers sells an old laptop on eBay and the recipient posts the hundreds of essays on the interwebs. If you were to wait twenty years before doing so, you would probably find at least a few of the clients now hold well paid jobs. Similarly, these folk are at very great risk of future blackmail when their job, family and home are on the line.

    Students will eventually suffer if it becomes too much of a problem. Courses will simply revert back to 100% final exams.

  5. also he may be a liar by FuckingNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At the risk of pointing out the obvious, why are we prepared to take it on trust that this man who claims to make his life from cheeters isn't himself cheating the system by exaggerating the extent of his abilities and achievements?

    If it is easy to write an undergraduate nonscientific essay, it is even easier to fake correspondence.

  6. Re:No science? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect a combination of two factors:

    1. Humanities and soft sciences, in my experience, tend to be taught in courses whose grading depends much more on take-home essays than in class exams. Unless you have a smartphone with a nice camera, and a very on-the-ball internet cheating service, you can't really cheat in class over the internet; but doing so on a take home is absolutely trivial. Math and hard sciences often have take-home problem sets, some even worth a few points; but those are mostly just drill/practice for the exams that will curb-stomp you if you haven't done the work outside of class.

    2. I'm sure that internet cheating is a large enough business to support specialization of labor. The writer of TFA clearly specializes in writing. He/she probably has a good academic prose style, and good research skills, along with a jstor subscription or nearby university library. Quite possibly, he did a liberal arts or social science degree, which gave him the necessary practice; but found the job market unexciting with those credentials. Those things would equip him to produce adequate material in a wide variety of writing-heavy areas. If his skill is in writing, and he gets enough business, why would he turn away paying customers in order to brush up on his math, which, unless he has a genuinely unusual talent in the area, could take a couple of years? Presumably(and, taking a quick look at rentacoder, certainly), there are equivalent people who specialize in math, CS, and science. If his area of comparative advantage is writing, why go up against people who have a comparative advantage in other areas?

  7. School to Corporate Prep by mbrod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't take students in higher education long to see cheating and lying are the norm, even required. It prepares them for what they are about to have to do for the Corporations.

  8. Re:It's the modern way by Zuriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a Liberal Arts degree - where do I sign up?

    http://mcdonalds.com.au/careers/join-us

    Sorry, someone had to say it. :P

  9. Obligatory South Park ref by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 4, Funny

    You told us to write an ese, so we sent letters to our friends in Mejico

    1. Re:Obligatory South Park ref by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 3, Funny

      The actual text "I wrote three eses: my ese back home, my ese in Denver, and my ese in Glenwood even wrote me back."

  10. Re:anonymous coward by goose-incarnated · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't be so smug, engineering-assholes, a little humanities would go a long way toward civilizing you.

    Yeah, then they would be ... like .. civil engineers :-)

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  11. The one nice thing about a music degree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's tough as hell to have someone else walk up there in your tux with your horn and give a recital in your name.

    And that 10-pager I wrote on French opera in a two-year span of the 18th century, the only one in the class that got an A -- I'd like to see some shadow writer pull that out of thin air in 6 hours like I did.

    ....yeah, I'm just trying to make myself feel better after finally raking in the salary that my peers got right out of school.

  12. Re:Ethics by Sean_Inconsequential · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, It could make a rather interesting thesis: pay someone to write a paper on ethics for you, use the paper as part of your thesis showing how easy it is to have someone else do the work for you and use the paper written for you, your correspondence, et cetera to question the morality of having someone else do the work for you. I am sure i could explain it better but i would rather pay someone else to explain it better in my words.

  13. Re:Ethics by Spad · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The Ethics of Cheating on my Ethics Thesis: Did I Cheat? Can You Tell? Does It Matter Anyway?"

  14. Consult Feynman? by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my time at school some of our teachers gave us free hand - bring what you want and see if you succeed.

    The best anecdote about this was a physics exam at CalTech where the teacher allowed students to "consult Feynman", which was the standard textbook.

    One student grabbed the exam sheet and ran to professor Feynman's office. Feynman, practical joker that he was, was glad to do the whole exam for him.

  15. Re:No science? by szquirrel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The writer of TFA clearly specializes in writing. He/she probably has a good academic prose style, and good research skills, along with a jstor subscription or nearby university library. Quite possibly, he did a liberal arts or social science degree, which gave him the necessary practice; but found the job market unexciting with those credentials.

    Go back and read TFA. I'm saying this not to be an asshole but because it's genuinely fascinating.

    The author states that:

    * He went to college to be a writer and found out that there's more than one way to get paid for what you write.

    * He uses mainly Wikipedia (for background), Amazon for the free pages, and Google Academics for the abstracts. Everything else he spins from educated guesswork and outright bullshit with lots and lots of filler.

    * He doesn't edit his work at all, this helps him work faster and heads off requests for him to "dumb it down".

    * His clients often thank him for making typos (presumably because it looks more authentic that way).

    He's not producing high quality work for top honors, he's producing "good enough" work for the sake of graduating at all. It may pay to get A's but C's get degrees, etc.

    I've said for years that not everybody needs a college degree. I would guess (I would hope) that this guy is helping along the raft of mediocre graduates who won't ever really use their degree except as resume fodder. Unfortunately this just devalues college degrees even more so that employers keep on requiring degrees for jobs that don't really need special training.

    He's right about one thing, blame the colleges that are more interested in collecting tuition fees than in producing actual, competent scholars.

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  16. Re:It's the American dream by h00manist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...what happens once the cheaters get high-ranking positions in the business or political world. That's when the entire economic system turns to shit.

    Read any newspapers lately? Heard of Enron, Tyco, Ireland, Greece, Fannie and Freddie?

    Is their any way keeping track of the cheaters and blacklisting them from ever managing any sizable projects or organizations?

    You could start with the Fortune 500 and extrapolate to any organization with similar accounting and management methods. Um, yes, that's basically just regular accepted business method - lies and obfuscation.

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  17. Future managers of America by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I certainly hope most of the students who use these services are going into management, where they'll never be required to use any skills.

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  18. Essay writing in the techie world by dtmos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And since when is essay writing all that valuable in say the techie world?

    Are you kidding? It's especially valuable in the techie world -- a world that incessantly suffers from misunderstanding by the general public. Ask yourself how popular Linux would be today, if Linus had published a well-written series of introductory articles about it in the popular press, 20 years ago. Ask any small company: The technical writer is key to the success of the organization, because he/she introduces the product to the customer -- either directly, in the company documentation, or indirectly, by ghostwriting articles in the trade and popular press.

    If you don't believe me, try the following. Take a collection of your peers. Ask them each to write a four-page article for the trade press presenting and explaining Moore's Law. Now compare their papers with Gordon Moore's original. Which one is easier to understand, and more persuasive? Which one do you think would still be remembered 45 years later?

    Words matter.

  19. Re:No STEM by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shrug. I think it'd be more work to fake your way through a liberal arts class than a big math/science class. I took classes that had more than 1000 students in the section, where the exams were given by TA's who'd probably never seen you before.

    For the price of a fake student ID, you could have someone take the exams FOR you. Easy. I once took a geology class where I only came to class for the exams, and aced the whole course. I did roughly the same for physics (I went to the practicums religiously, but never to class). I never saw my TA at the exams, and, indeed, I took the exams at the wrong location every time, due to a scheduling conflict. My professor might have been there, but I don't know because I didn't know what he looked like.

    In short, just because this guy specializes in liberal arts, doesn't mean there aren't people out there who can churn out easy science classes. And saying that, "Well you couldn't do hard science classes" misses the point: the people who do this stuff are doing it to knock off course requirements. It'd be equally hard to bluff your way through higher level liberal arts classes, with maybe 10 other students, and a heavy dependence on class participation.

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