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Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet

geek4 writes "Automatically routed canisters could replace trucks with an Internet of things, says Foodtubes. A group of academics is proposing a system of underground tunnels which could deliver food and other goods in all weathers with massive energy savings. The Foodtubes group wants to put goods in metal capsules two meters long, which are shifted through underground polyethylene tubes at speeds of up to 60 miles per hour, directed by linear induction motors and routed by intelligent software to their destinations. The group, which includes an Oxford physics professor and logistics experts, wants £15 million to build a five-mile test circuit, and believes the scheme could fund itself if used by large supermarkets and local councils, and could expand because it uses an open architecture."

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  1. Man in the middle by DeBaas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, I'll be the man in the middle

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    1. Re:Man in the middle by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      A sandwich comes in at one end, and empty wrapper is left behind at the other. Nice.

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    2. Re:Man in the middle by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're saying is, if you want to avoid detection, the data must only be sniffed, not consumed.

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    3. Re:Man in the middle by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, at 2 meters long, I'm sure plenty of people will try that one.

      Hope they can hold their breath.

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    4. Re:Man in the middle by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if you stole one slice of ham off of every ham sandwich being sent, you would have a lot of ham.

    5. Re:Man in the middle by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Peter Gibbons: [Explaining the plan] Alright so when the sub routine combines the sandwich it uses all these extra chunks of ham that just get sliced off. So we simplified the whole thing, we round them all down and drop the remainder into a fridge we bought.
      Joanna: [Confused] So you're stealing?
      Peter Gibbons: Ah no, you don't understand. It's very complicated. It's uh it's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a crumb here. And over time they add up to a lot.
      Joanna: Oh okay. So you're gonna be making a lot of sandwiches, right?
      Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
      Joanna: Right. It's not yours?
      Peter Gibbons: Well it becomes ours.
      Joanna: How is that not stealing?
      Peter Gibbons: [pauses] I don't think I'm explaining this very well.

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    6. Re:Man in the middle by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Citizens of Washington: barrels are no more!

      Enter the age of pork-tube politics!

      - RG>

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    7. Re:Man in the middle by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't call me Shirley.

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    8. Re:Man in the middle by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who would be suspicious of the box of Fudgepackers Browneye Chocolate Bar®, and a crate sent from Golden Showers Apple Orchard 100% Natural Organic Apple Juice®?

      Where is your marketing sense of adventure?

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  2. Re:Bush was right after all by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Informative

    That was Ted Stevens, not George W. Bush.

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  3. Re:Bush was right after all by The-Pheon · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... so it's like a series of tubes, right?

    Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) said that, not Bush.

  4. We are going to need new acronyms by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    DDOS = distributed denial of snacks

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  5. Logistic issues I see: by mlts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1: Getting right of way to drill the holes needed for that stuff.
    2: Maintaining it. It sounds like if the induction motors break down, fixing those would be a PITA.
    3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.
    4: How many of these can travel through the tube network at a time? If the induction motors can't handle that many, it might not be as efficient as the company touts.
    5: Security of cargo. I'm sure there will be people who would love to divert things to their end.
    6: Transients climbing in the tubes, and cleaning the messes up if they get struck. If a bum dies in the tunnel, does the company get sued for wrongful death?
    7: Plans for power outages.

    There are a number of basic logistical concerns. It would be nice to have a freight tunnel system, but it is fraught with a number of issues.

    1. Re:Logistic issues I see: by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are similar issues with relying on Semis to ship goods

      1: Getting right of way to expand or build new roads
      2: Wear and tear on publicly owned roads
      3: Traffic accidents killing innocent bystanders
      4: Massive inefficiencies at every level, even in the best conditions
      5: Security of cargo is still an issue
      6: Plans for storms, road outages, construction
      7: Cost of an estimated 10 million semi drivers in the US alone

      Basically, there are logistical issues that are similarly difficult to overcome with one of the systems that is currently commonly used.

    2. Re:Logistic issues I see: by gfreeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      1: Getting right of way to drill the holes needed for that stuff.

      Similar to problems laying fiber right now. Next time a road is dug up to repair something, stick in a foodtube as well. Eventually a network will start to take shape - it may take a couple of decades, but at minimal disruption and cost.

      2: Maintaining it. It sounds like if the induction motors break down, fixing those would be a PITA.

      Have service cannisters using onboard power that can push the broken cannister to the next service chute.

      3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.

      See above.

      4: How many of these can travel through the tube network at a time? If the induction motors can't handle that many, it might not be as efficient as the company touts.

      Depends on the length of each link, and how far apart the service depots are.

      5: Security of cargo. I'm sure there will be people who would love to divert things to their end.

      That's something that already happens in real life with trucks, and especially the internet. It's an inherent problem whichever way you choose to distribute things.

      6: Transients climbing in the tubes, and cleaning the messes up if they get struck. If a bum dies in the tunnel, does the company get sued for wrongful death?

      I'd have thought the tubes would be sealed, the only entrance/exits being at the service depots. If a bum breaks into a power station and gets electrocuted, does the power company get sued?

      7: Plans for power outages.

      IP networks are subject to those too. Some small UPS at each depot to ensure that cannisters get to a depot in the event of a power outage, rather than get stuck in tunnels.

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    3. Re:Logistic issues I see: by imakemusic · · Score: 5, Funny

      8. Spam. Cans and cans of the stuff. Flowing into your house.

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  6. Or... by wjousts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You could have an above ground solution which would be much easier to maintain. You could call them "TRAINS".

  7. Re:Expect resistance by robot256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Short haul truckers will resist this, but I doubt they have a good lobby...yet.

    USPS, UPS and FedEx will like this IF they are involved. Otherwise they will fight it tooth and nail.

    Very good point. If you can throw in a bone to get them behind it, then you have billions of dollars in capital backing you up. Otherwise, those billions will fight you to the bitter end.

  8. We are going to need new laws by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    We also need legislation to stop these DDOSnack attacks...call it The 'Canned-Spam Act'

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  9. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But if it's internet-like, the cannisters will re-route and still get to the destination.

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  10. Re:Polyethylene Pam by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, all it will take is a packet collision between my order from an air conditioning company and some other guy's stool sample on its way to the lab and the shit will really hit the fan.

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  11. Re:That's a really great idea but... by epiphani · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree. Let's never do anything that's a good idea if it somehow impacts existing infrastructure.

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  12. Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Informative
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  13. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but destroyed trucks do not get re-sent either.

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  14. OHH MAHH GODD! TURRRISSTS! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Terrorists can kill trade infinitely more easily by blowing up ocean-going freighters in international waters, taking out big dams, placing some explosives at the foot of mainline power line runs, or even UPS/Fedex/postal centers.

    The terrorists have won in my opinion, if the first thing you can think of is only how it could be a potential weakness.

    We have hundreds of nerve centers that are already weak.

  15. Re:Then stick people in them by jank1887 · · Score: 4, Funny

    step 3) might I kindly request we put the air back in first?

  16. Re:Bush was right after all by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it would be very easy to blow up enough of it to make a big difference. As it stands right now, there is one main supply line, for example, into the State of Maine - Interstate 95. There are two bridges that cross into the state near that interstate, and one of them is falling apart on its own and needs little help to complete the journey. The other bridge, if closed, would force all traffic entering or leaving the state to the South to drive 20 miles out of their way, a good chunk of it on back roads that aren't designed to handle the 6 lanes each way of traffic that the current two bridges provide the capacity for (and quite often use to the point of backups).

    During the summer, the I95 corridor regularly has toll backups of well over ten miles. One car bomb set off at one of those toll booths would inconvenience two lines of cars ten miles long and four cars wide, and any trucks that happen to be mixed in.

    And that's for a rural state with under 2 million residents. It gets worse when you go urban. A lot worse. Three car bombs could take out the Calahan Tunnel, the I-90 Mass Pike Bridge, and the bridge at the William F., McLellan Highway. A couple more could take out the offramps off I95 in that area, and isolate Boston into two unconnected cities for quite some time.

    Look at New York. Take out the Holland and Brooklyn Battery tunnels and a half-dozen bridges and New York City will come to a standstill that made the WTC bombings look like "business as usual".

    The highway system is deeply vulnerable to attack, as is the electrical system, the sewer and water systems in many major cities, and lots of infrastructure. The important distinction is that these would be excellent military targets but poor terrorism targets. Terrorists want a large immediate and direct body count.

    If anything, a tube network like this will have distinct advantages from a national security standpoint. It will allow food supplies to continue to flow in the event of an attack on the highway system, or if this system is attacked we can still use the highway system for critical supplies (we just need to commandeer the trucks currently used for less-critical supplies). It provides redundancy.

    Infrastructure for this will be cheaper and easier to build than a highway, so you can build a lot more redundancy into a system like this at lower cost.

    A system like this would be less accessible and therefore harder to target. Any asshole can rent a Ryder truck, load it with some Diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate fertilizer, and "McVeigh" a significant bridge or section of highway for a very long time. Attacking a sealed tube (particularly underground) where cars don't normally go is harder. And the tube, being smaller, can be repaired more quickly and we can use the highways as a backup or reroute until it is fixed. Probably faster than you could design some way of getting the goods from the tubes to a truck.

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