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Man Sues Rockstar Saying GTA:SA Is Based On His Life

dotarray writes "From the article: 'Rockstar Games are no strangers to legal action, but it doesn't come stranger than this. An American model, Michael Washington (known as "Shagg") is suing the publisher — as well as parent company Take Two Interactive — because they based Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on his life.'" It's a good thing Washington never learned the infinite ammo cheat.

124 comments

  1. Compensating? by RogueyWon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, judging by the nickname he chose and the general air of machismo he tries to project, I can't help but feel he's trying to compensate for something.

    At a guess, he possibly never managed to unlock the real life version of "hot coffee".

    1. Re:Compensating? by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I think the term we are looking for here is "penis envy" ...

    2. Re:Compensating? by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      Implying someone is a virgin? On slashdot?

      ...

      Really???

    3. Re:Compensating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes one to know one...

    4. Re:Compensating? by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      A hint to game developers: Give your protagonist a small penis and no one will try to claim the character was based on their lives.

    5. Re:Compensating? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      He's a male model that no one has ever heard of. I'm sure he's doing this to get the publicity that can get him out of the business of selling hot coffee (or "hot coffee")

    6. Re:Compensating? by nopainogain · · Score: 1

      If there were any degree of truth to this, and I'll go on a limb and assume this person is an adult, if your life resembled a videogame like that, would you tell anyone?

    7. Re:Compensating? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about that. I forget which case exactly, but a guy attempted to fight a public indecency charge in court by having his wife testify that no one could make out his genitalia from a distance as far away as the closest witness claimed to be because of it's size.

      I don't think he won the case either. After a quick search, I couldn't find the specific case I was thinking of, but claiming you have a small endowment appears to be happening more and more.

      You will have to follow some of the links on that page to read more about the specific cases..

    8. Re:Compensating? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The small penis line is just how you make it clear that you want to be the first guy to go anal on her.

  2. Man changes name by Fibe-Piper · · Score: 2

    to Rockstar, sues drink maker, game developer and Motely Crue.

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  3. Law and Order Disclaimer by omnibit · · Score: 1

    Didn't he see the frame that briefly flashes up before starting the game?

    "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event. Any similarities to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental." /facetiousness

    1. Re:Law and Order Disclaimer by icebraining · · Score: 1

      No, mr.Troll, the pirated version does not take that out.

  4. The most dangerous man alive by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 4, Funny

    If GTA: SA is based on his life, then he must be the most dangerous man alive. Not only must he have committed thousands of murders, assault and batteries, vehicular homicide, and grand larceny, he must also have infiltrated Area 51 and stole military aircraft and vehicles. The man must be a greater threat than Al Qaeda and American Idol put together.

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    1. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Theoboley · · Score: 3, Funny

      To hell with being the most dangerous man alive, he must be stealthier than Solid Snake... I wonder if he gets out of the car and beats the hookers he just slept with to death just to get his cash back?

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    2. Re:The most dangerous man alive by somersault · · Score: 0

      Wait.. why have I never noticed the innuendo in the name "Solid Snake" before? Surely I must have, but subsequently forgot..

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    3. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they went with 'Liquid' instead of 'Flaccid' as his counterpart :)

    4. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But... he's still less of a threat than Julian Assange!

    5. Re:The most dangerous man alive by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking. If SA is based on his life then he's just admitted to enough crimes to put him in jail for about. . oh. . 6 thousand years. Is that what he's going for?

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    6. Re:The most dangerous man alive by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I never noticed the innuendo in the name "Solid Snake" before

      Really?

      Not even after Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater? Seriously, I don't know if it is MGS series or just the English translations but they are full of innuendo.

      "There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"

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    7. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Chewbacon · · Score: 2

      What did he do with that GPS that highlights gang territories? My local law enforcement office could use that.

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    8. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Magada · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not that it is ever a good idea to grease the chambers of your revolver unless it's a ball-and-cap jobbie, which Revolver Ocelot's Colt Single Action Army definitely isn't.

      You'll find that if you do that, the spent cases may not fall neatly out when you break out the cilinder, but rather stick in there (the burnt powder is blown back "up" the chambers somewhat, increasing the viscosity of whatever you've used to lube it up) and require some fiddling to get out. Needless to say, fiddling under enemy fire is a BAD THING (tm).

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    9. Re:The most dangerous man alive by FieryJellyfish · · Score: 1

      and he doesn't always drink beer. But, when he does, he prefers DOS EQUIS!

    10. Re:The most dangerous man alive by AtomicOrange · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he gets out of the car and beats the hookers he just slept with to death just to get his cash back?

      Don't we all?

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    11. Re:The most dangerous man alive by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is the leading case of death in the fiddler population...fiddling under enemy fire.

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    12. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      Wonder if he gets out of the car, or beat the hookers to death?

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    13. Re:The most dangerous man alive by ogar572 · · Score: 1

      Seems like you missed the whole point of the game and that was to beat up hookers.

    14. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Magada · · Score: 1

      Surely you are referring to the rare Western combat fiddler, not to the common fiddler?

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    15. Re:The most dangerous man alive by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but every time he gets killed, he suddenly reapears at the doorway of a random hospital with enough strength to knock someone out and continue on his crime spree.

    16. Re:The most dangerous man alive by crossmr · · Score: 1

      "based on" does not mean "copied exactly".

      It means it's used as inspiration, perhaps some parts of the story come directly from his life.

      I realize you're apparently trying to be funny, but this kind of hyperbole usually just leads to people getting killed.

    17. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Nikker · · Score: 1

      You'd figure that a guy like that would just take the money with out messing around with lawyers.

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    18. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Once they sent him to jail he would just do a weapons cheat and bust out again.

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    19. Re:The most dangerous man alive by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the cops'll take all his cash that he just earned from the lawsuit.

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    20. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Nah normally they would just charge him a couple hundred bucks.

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    21. Re:The most dangerous man alive by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      That's about what he'd earn from the lawsuit, isn't it? ;)

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    22. Re:The most dangerous man alive by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Touche.

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  5. hot coffee by Jarkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sometimes I feel like all my sexual encounters have to be unlocked using a cheat code too.

    1. Re:hot coffee by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 2

      Hopefully, that cheat code wasn't roofies.

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    2. Re:hot coffee by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Oh SNAP!!1!

      You shouldn't of come back. You'se a liability, CJ.

      My favorite is to sneak into the neighboring countryside and steal some sweet police trucks, or steal the jet and make an illegal visit to fake Vegas.

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    3. Re:hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is the internet. Mind sharing the cheat?

    4. Re:hot coffee by ruthless+reader · · Score: 1

      The cheat is to get them really drunk

    5. Re:hot coffee by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Pay For Dinner, Promise to Go Antiquing on Sunday, Start.

    6. Re:hot coffee by ShadowFalls · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize credit card numbers are considered cheat codes now. I will remember that.

    7. Re:hot coffee by clone52431 · · Score: 1

      That sounds about as likely to work as anything I’ve tried, particularly if you did it backward starting with “Start”.

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    8. Re:hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cheat code is C16H12FN3O3, and it works every time the bartender enters it for me :)

    9. Re:hot coffee by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The cheat is simple: use the 3 green pieces of paper with pictures of Ben Franklin on them, duh!

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    10. Re:hot coffee by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      No no no. The up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right happens AFTER buying her dinner.

    11. Re:hot coffee by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I feel like all my sexual encounters have to be unlocked using a cheat code too.

      Don't go to Sweden, in that case.

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    12. Re:hot coffee by adolf · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a lot of work.

      Once you've been married long enough, you ought to be able to just crawl into bed, softly say "roll over, honey," and commence with the act.

      It's not great fucking, but it's fucking better than my hand. And the best part is that she's self-cleaning.

    13. Re:hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pay For Dinner, Promise to Go Antiquing on Sunday

      Are you kidding? Those are things that will make you appear to be a needy chauvinist and not get you laid.

      Every time I've gotten a woman in bed was either due to a) being funny, bold and uninhibited (I'm naturally a very outgoing person), b) being genuinely interested in what they have to say and having good stories to share that are relevant to the discussion, c) both of us being drunk or d) a combination of a, b and/or c.

      Never had to pay for dinner, even on actual dinner dates or with long-term girlfriends because every woman I've been with prefers the "we are equal" approach and we split the costs between us. Paying for dinner would have been viewed as a bad thing because "oh, I'm just a woman so I can't pay" or "oh, you think I'm materialistic". I've offered to pay fully, as have some of the women, but we always end up declining and splitting the bill.

      As for antiquing, well, you're certainly not going to score any points there unless you're trying to pick up someone who works in that field or a woman who is old enough to be your grandmother.

    14. Re:hot coffee by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      You are seriously over-analyzing what was intended to be a joke...

    15. Re:hot coffee by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Candy is dandy...

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    16. Re:hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that (by the way, don't use that joke with the ladies), but what's wrong with trying to help a brother out with picking up some women?

  6. QBert by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since I spend a lot of time jumping on step pyramids and being chased by snakes, I was going to bring the same lawsuit against the makers of QBert.

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    1. Re:QBert by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

      I spent a lot of my childhood in the back garden destroying worms with rocket launchers, cluster bombs, flying sheep, and concrete donkeys. If only I lived in America I could be making millions right now.

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    2. Re:QBert by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I spent a lot of my childhood playing video games. You guys have way more exciting lives than I do.

    3. Re:QBert by alphatel · · Score: 1

      Since I spend a lot of time jumping on step pyramids and being chased by snakes, I was going to bring the same lawsuit against the makers of QBert.

      Don't forget to take on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, or Conan the Barbarian.

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    4. Re:QBert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Team 17 is a British company, not an American one.

    5. Re:QBert by machine321 · · Score: 1

      That's okay, I spend a lot of time flying around on an ostrich and killing pterodactyls with my lance. I tried to sue the makers of Joust, but a hand pulled me into the lava.

    6. Re:QBert by PincushionMan · · Score: 1

      Well, at least when you sued, they weren't trying to chop you up with a big Golden Axe.

    7. Re:QBert by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could use the proceeds to have your arms reattached!

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    8. Re:QBert by somersault · · Score: 1

      Eh, I'm sure they sold a game or two in America.

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    9. Re:QBert by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      You'd have a better case if you'd ended your post with "@!#?@!?"

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    10. Re:QBert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaah, how i miss the worms!

  7. Estate of Tony Montana also suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Claiming Grand Theft Auto III: Vice City based on his life.

  8. Errr... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    Aren't you basically confessing dozens/hundreds of murders just by saying that?

    1. Re:Errr... by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      And drive-by's, theft, theft of automobiles, conspiracy, illegal weapon possession, random mass pedestrian hit-and-runs......

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    2. Re:Errr... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Or, if his life is like how I play GTA3, he has an infinite assortment of guns, ammo, flamethrowers, armor, health, tanks and race cars to simply blow stuff up for hours on end....

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  9. Countersuit by mysidia · · Score: 1

    'He based his life on our video game?'

    Seriously? Since when were unauthorized biographies actionable?

  10. comparison image by slshwtw · · Score: 1

    pretty difficult to dig up an image - best I could find: http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/9806741532.png not much resemblance... also the article points out you can adjust the character's appearance (i've never played it personally).

    1. Re:comparison image by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      about the only thing you can do, is put different clothes on Carl Johnson (our protagonist from GTA:SA), have him eat tons, and become fat, or pump iron to become muscular. there's no way to make him look like "Shagg"

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    2. Re:comparison image by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yeah the only thing constant about CJ is his face (and even haircut and facial hair can be changed), and he doesn't look that much like this guy.

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    3. Re:comparison image by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      And even the face is covered up if you select the "gimp suit" item of clothing.

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  11. *dons lounge suit* by Andy+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    I should sue the maker of Leisure Suit Larry.

    1. Re:*dons lounge suit* by dunezone · · Score: 3, Funny

      I tried suing the creators of Duke Nukem, but the case went on forever!

    2. Re:*dons lounge suit* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should sue the maker of Leisure Suit Larry.

      I'd sue the makers of windows. I've spent most of my life on ladders installing windows and never seen a dime from Microsoft. :(

    3. Re:*dons lounge suit* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born to sue the world

    4. Re:*dons lounge suit* by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The Vault Dweller was clearly based on me. (and the vault based on my mom's basement)

  12. Real life? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to do the cheat code for bi-plane IRL for years. ):

  13. Not Rock Star ... Rockstar! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Actually, he sued Nickelback, not Motley Crue ;-)

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    1. Re:Not Rock Star ... Rockstar! by BiggoronSword · · Score: 2

      ... for noise pollution.

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  14. Suing? by kevmatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If GTA was really based off of this man's life, he wouldn't be suing Rockstar in the court of law. Rockstar's HQ would be full of bullet holes.

    1. Re:Suing? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      .... and this guy wouldn't need to sue Rockstar because he would own various illegal businesses and have a slew of properties and vehicles. He would simply go blow up Rockstar's HQ out of principal.

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    2. Re:Suing? by guspasho · · Score: 1

      And he would escape from the cops and national guard, who would inexplicably forget that they were after him and go home.

    3. Re:Suing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was really based on his life, he shouldn't be suing them at all. It's much simpler to just buy a place to stay in Vegas, save, and then head to the casino. If he returns to the home to save every couple of million and reloads whenever he has a losing session, he should get to $250m long before he'd get Rockstar to cough up that kind of dough.

  15. so the guy has infinite lives? by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Or just never died?

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  16. Get ready... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    ...and get nets. When this guy walks by *wap* to the sanitarium.

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  17. Haha, it won't hold up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite what this guy claims, they have that disclaimer at the startup that has all that "not based off real events, any that do are coincidence, blah blah blah"
    Plus, if what this guy is saying is true, does that mean he's confessing to murder, pushing drugs and stealing cars?

    1. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by delinear · · Score: 2

      Maybe he only played the first two minutes and thought, "Hey, I spend all my time riding around my neighbourhood on my BMX too, these guys stole my life" and was onto the phone to his lawyer before finding out any more.

    2. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      Murder and car theft, sure, but if memory serves, in San Andreas CJ doesn't push drugs at any point. He actively works to take out drug dealers in several missions, in fact.

      Some of his fellow gang members seem to have a penchant for ganja, but when CJ is offered some he always declines.

    3. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by lxs · · Score: 1

      Having RTFA (I know it is frowned upon) a researcher from Rockstar interviewed him for half a hour and now he thinks they owe him a living.

    4. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Yes, when it comes to drugs, CJ is a fine upstanding citizen. At one point in the game he even goes to a crack house and beats up the occupants with a baseball bat.

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    5. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      Beating up drug users is a drug crime now? So is beating up a rapist a sex crime? How about beating up an embezzler, is that white collar crime?

      A separate crime with the caveat '... to a drug user' is about as valid as a separate patent with the caveat '... on the internet' or '... on a computer.'

      Is it a crime? Sure. But he's certainly not pushing drugs, which was my point :P

      Off the record, while I of course would never take part in such an assault myself, if I were to witness a bunch of drug dealers/users getting the crap beat out of them, I have a feeling I'd forget all the details by the time the police questioned me.

    6. Re:Haha, it won't hold up. by Lashat · · Score: 1

      A living? Hell that's a lifetime setup! A quarter of a BILLION dollars for an hour max, of his time. Only in hindsight could he pull this scam. If he would have asked for ANY money up front, Rockstar would have said "No, thanks. We can find about 12 other gentlemen with the same history. We are just looking for a little color to give our game some realism."

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  18. ... and a Sherlock Holmes quote by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Bizarre taste in nicknames. Perhaps he is thinking of Sherlock Holmes' well known habit:

    "And now, my dear Watson, it's time for a shag ..."

  19. Pff, the sims is based on my life! by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    Because I life in a custom build house with a half a dozen young ladies? Well yeah, partly but mostly because I get lost looking for the bathroom and pee my pants. Also my oven has a direct connection to the fire department.

    If this guys life is GTA:SA, he should get a huge settlement and the chair.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  20. Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by mark-t · · Score: 2
    FTA

    Back in the day, ya see, Shagg met up with Rockstar developers to answer questions on "his street life including how the teen-agers in his gang rode around on bicycles." At the conclusion of the interview, he was told that if the devs chose to include him in the game, they'd let him know.

    They never called - and Shagg didn't think any more of it. Fast forward nearly six years, and Shagg's nephew told his uncle about this great video game he'd been playing. You can imagine that Uncle Shagg was more than a little surprised when he saw GTA: San Andreas, featuring a character who looked like him, and acted like him, too.

    As nuts as the initial claim sounds, if the guy actually met up with them before they made the game, interviewed with him, and then didn't credit him appropriately, even if only on verbal agreement, there could be some legal obligation on the part of the company.

    1. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      This is probably one of the most amusing articles and discussions I've read on /. in a long time

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    2. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by mr_mischief · · Score: 2

      Actually, later in the article it says they even went so far as to credit him along with a bunch of others as "talent". Yet they didn't pay him.

      I'm guessing he recalls the meeting and fails to recall the waiver of likeness rights he signed during said meeting. That, or he signed something that flat-out said that they were doing research among multiple people, none of whom would be compensated beyond a credit, and that the result would take lifelike tidbits from multiple people to inspire one fictional character's traits.

    3. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Actually, later in the article it says they even went so far as to credit him along with a bunch of others as "talent". Yet they didn't pay him.

      I'm guessing he recalls the meeting and fails to recall the waiver of likeness rights he signed during said meeting. That, or he signed something that flat-out said that they were doing research among multiple people, none of whom would be compensated beyond a credit, and that the result would take lifelike tidbits from multiple people to inspire one fictional character's traits.

      And what if there was no waiver? Those things exist for a reason, and you're well illustrating the proper use, but their counter argument seems to be along the lines of...

      The other, bigger, part suggests that Rockstar based the in-game personalities on a collection of caricatures and stereotypes – Boys ‘n the Hood-style – rather than anything, or anyone specific.

      It is possible that the design team was confident that the generalization defense would be sufficient and that they wouldn't require any actual paperwork.

    4. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, they may be right or wrong. It'd be up to the court to decide, which means that the guy may have a case.

      I'd expect a lot of invocations of the Fifth Amendment, though. It's kind of difficult to prove something's based on your life if you won't answer the questions about how it resembles your life. Then again, if he can get hooked for just a couple of small crimes then doing a couple of years for $250 million might be a deal for this guy.

    5. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I'd expect a lot of invocations of the Fifth Amendment, though. It's kind of difficult to prove something's based on your life if you won't answer the questions about how it resembles your life.

      I'd bet the statute of limitations would apply to almost all of those, though.

    6. Re:Not quite a coincidence, perhaps... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Well, if he's smart enough he can admit only to instances that do, anyway. Even if a prosecutor can't make anything stick, though, he's opening himself up to investigation even with the claims he's made already.

  21. suing for likeness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA, it sounds like he is suing because they used his likeness and not really claiming it's based on his life. I haven't read the actual court papers. He did meet with Rockstar games and without seeing a actual picture of him, it's hard to say weather or not Rockstar did use his likeness. Now as far as suing for 250 Million, that's just stupid, but that is American. Of course he might win, if someone can sue a automotive company because the manually didn't say you must drive while cruise control is on, and win, then why not this guy. I will clarify that I am in no way siding with this guy and I think all such lawsuits are a waste of the courts time and money.

    1. Re:suing for likeness by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You always sue, if you have a good case, for more than you actually think you'll get. You even put it at more than you deserve, if there is such a number (of course for wrongful death and such it's hard to say there's a fixed number, but for this there is). It's called negotiation. Suing for 25% leaves him room to settle at 5% with no actual trial if Rockstar and Take Two decide that's a better way to spend their money than on fighting the case.

      IANAL, this isn't legal advice, yadda yadda, consult an actual legal authority with specific knowledge of your case and the applicable laws, yadda yadda, I'm not responsible if you ignore this disclaimer, yadda blah blah, suing people is only supposed to make you whole and not to make you undeservedly rich, blabbity blabbity yabba dabba do.

  22. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man prosecuted for countless acts of criminal behavior due to recent confession in suit vs. Rockstar Games.

  23. Shagg "I'll sue you" album tops the charts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just predicting right now. "Shagg" will release a rap album featuring his latest track "Sued yo @$$, Rockstar" where, just like every other bad rapper, he'll proclaim how he was thuggin before anyone else, and how he's such an original G that they made GTA based on him. "I put the G in GTA" or some trash.

    Album releasing in 3...2....1...

  24. Sokoban by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Sokoban must be based on my sorry life.

    Only I seem to live in a buggy level with one more crate than there are spots.

    You guessed it, I should sue.

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  25. This guy needs the death penalty or worse... by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 1
    Cause if the games is based on his life, last time I played GTA:SA he was a homicidal maniac, shoot random people and running down women and children, cause thats kinda all you can do with it once you beat the game. Should be easy to prove too if I submit my memory card in as evidence where it clearly states that he's killed however many thousand pedestrians and gangsters.

    Surprised he's suing too, cause last I checked when I was done with the game he was a billionaire due to big bets at at the OTB and the ability to restore the previous game whenever those big bets lost.

    On a more serious note, this guy's a jackass.

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  26. Then I'm suing CmdrTaco by PPH · · Score: 0

    My life has been about me saying stuff and people modding me down.

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  27. Will he... by Sir_Dinky · · Score: 1

    show up to court in his Harrier jet or dune buggy?

  28. What part of this guy's life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Involved bicycling on the freeway for hours and training to jump on your bicycle 20 feet up in the air. Because thinking back that's probably at least 30% of my GTA:SA play time.

    1. Re:What part of this guy's life... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I spend it messing around and causing havoc with the most fun vehicles.

      I have all kinds of fun toys at the desert airbase: A sportbike, a monster truck, an amphibious helicopter (most versatile vehicle in the game), and IIRC I jammed a Harrier in there, plus the usual assortment of randomly-respawning aircraft. The common mountain bike is a great vehicle for stunts too.

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  29. TITLE GOES HERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Rockstar worked like the music industry, they would sue HIM for basing his life on their game.

  30. This just in by Theoboley · · Score: 1

    No-Talent-Hack needs more money for weed. More at 11

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  31. Prior Art exists by chiph · · Score: 1

    MC Hawking, infamous gangster scientist nerdcore hip hop star, has already laid claim to the "GTA was written about me" idea. And did it ten years ago in "GTA3" on "A Brief History of Rhyme: MC Hawking's Greatest Hits"

  32. No excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trashy comments are one thing. Trashy mods are something else. So much for Slashdot management having any class.

    Before setting fire to the man, let's see a picture of Washington.
    You don't have a picture or other documentation to show? Then how can you meaningfully comment?

  33. Seriously? by Nihn · · Score: 1

    Little late for that now isn't it?

  34. Rockstar neglected to use the Small Penis Rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_rule

    In a nut shell. Whenever creating fiction that is based on an existing person, you should always state [in the story] that this person has a small penis. No man will ever claim they are who the character is based on.

  35. Based on his life? by ZappedSparky · · Score: 1

    All those years I played Tetris... oh wait, I worked in a warehouse.

  36. Based on many things by Restil · · Score: 1

    I played (and greatly enjoyed) GTA:SA. Among many of the amusing anticdotes in the game, were the many MANY references to popular culture. You had all of your rap music references, many movie references, rednecks, Area 51, junkies, the mafia, the CIA, the military, and countless others. And the main character has to embark on a great adventure that winds through a complex story that ties all of these elements together in the most rediculously unrealistic way possible, and mow down a few hookers while he's at it. I don't even know of any FICTIONAL character's life for which the entire story could apply to, let alone someone who's real. But hey, Rockstar has a lot of money, and those lawyers need to get fed.

    -Restil

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  37. If he is the IRL version of GTA by splerdu · · Score: 1

    He wouldn't be suing Rockstar.
    He'd just come visit in his stolen chevy, and murder the crap out of everyone in the office!