Assange Secret Swedish Police Report Leaked

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Assange Secret Swedish Police Report Leaked

Posted by CmdrTaco on Monday December 20, 2010 @03:37AM from the nothing-is-sacred dept.

letsurock writes "The 68-page confidential report prepared by Swedish police got leaked which tells the police version on the alleged sexual misconduct by the Julian assange. The Swedish report traces events over a four-day period in August this year when 39-year-old Assange had what he has described as consensual sexual relationships with two Swedish women."

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Yo dawg, I heard by Sockatume · 2010-12-20 03:41 · Score: 4, Funny

You know what, actually, after writing the title, I can't bring myself to do this. You all deserve better.

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1. Re:Yo dawg, I heard by Toe,+The · 2010-12-20 03:49 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Mmmmm, "consensual sexual relationships with two Swedish women." I mean, damn... Slashdot isn't usually that provocative. :P
2. Re:Yo dawg, I heard by clone52431 · 2010-12-20 05:49 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  Since they’d already been having sex and sleeping together, this is more like HungryHobo’s hypothetical girlfriend situation than the hypothetical hungry hobo situation you described.
  
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If only... by TheL0ser · 2010-12-20 03:46 · Score: 5, Funny

If only there was some internet repository where leaks of this kind could be shared. It could even be made into a wiki, for easier access.
Not on wikileaks? by MikeMo · 2010-12-20 03:49 · Score: 2, Funny

Shouldn't Assange have already posted it? There isn't any hypocrisy here, is there?
I'm not trolling -- I mean, seriously?
Re:Can someone link the report? by Chrisq · 2010-12-20 03:52 · Score: 5, Funny

So its apparently been leaked...
Rather like Assange's condom
Re:the Julian assange by Abstrackt · 2010-12-20 03:55 · Score: 5, Funny

People these days use the Gregorian assange.

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Re:the Julian assange by courteaudotbiz · 2010-12-20 04:03 · Score: 4, Funny

Sorry, but no. "A monkey", in French, is "Un singe". If you want something funny with French and English mixing with Julian Assange's name:

Ass: you know what this means
Ange: means "Angel" in French.

So Julian Assange would be "Julian Angel Ass"
Four Days?! by PPH · 2010-12-20 04:03 · Score: 3, Funny

No wonder the condom broke!

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Re:the Julian assange by fritsd · 2010-12-20 04:17 · Score: 3, Funny

Aha, and that in turn explains the two Swedish women...

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Re:unprotected $ex with them... over four days by Anonymous Coward · 2010-12-20 04:28 · Score: 2, Funny

The sex did not last for four days
That's a relief. Those viagra ads say if you last for 4 hours, call your doctor. He would have been 92 hours overdue.
Re:Can someone link the report? by Kozz · 2010-12-20 05:16 · Score: 5, Funny

He's wanted for questioning.
Meanwhile, we have a recent case of two Irish guys beating a Swedish guy half to death on a cruise. They were caught by the guards and on camera, and their identities and whereabouts in Ireland are known, but the Swedish government are not willing to do anything because the crime was not serious enough. Compare this with a broken condom.
But did the Swedish guy actually ask them to stop?

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Re:How does a condom break (no stupid jokes please by fishexe · 2010-12-20 05:28 · Score: 3, Funny

I think the only reasonable conclusion is this: Julian Assange has an ungodly large penis.

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