Real-Life Frogger Ends In Hospital Visit
BigSes writes "A 23-year old man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger. Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck Monday evening. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends. Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled 'go' and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway. Has it come time to ban some of the classics before someone else goes out and breaks a few bricks with their heads after eating a large mushroom?"
The hospital was sad to announce that the patient is expected to live, letting yet another idiotic gimp to roam the streets.
Violent video games claim another victim. Maybe now they'll put that NC-17 rating on that I've been saying for years Frogger needs. Jack Thompson will be vindicated, and Rockstar games will pay for their GTA series.
Maybe when this is all over, we can achieve our ultimate goal of putting a warning label on Tetris.
SIG: HUP
Was it him? He was the best player and tried to move the arcade cabinet across the street a while ago. Here is the video clip on YouTube. :)
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He'll get his Darwin award soon enough, and the world will be stronger for it.
You may be more than 18 years of age, and in possession of a y chromosome; but there is No. Fucking. Way. that you have yet graduated to the status of "man" if you are actually playing in traffic because of the influence of Frogger.
Honestly, I can't think of a stupidity-related term that is strong enough and doesn't end up insulting the garden-variety mentally handicapped by putting them in the same basket as this pathetic man-child-thing...
We can only hope that he is sold for parts before he comes up with any other brilliant plans.
Datura stramonium ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datura_stramonium ) will make you do weird things like this. I knew a guy that took way too much and the cops found him roadside in the grass, swimming.
A classic game for a classic case of stupidity.
"There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed H
Has it come time to ban some of the classics before someone else goes out and breaks a few bricks with their heads after eating a large mushroom?
Yep. Ban 'em all. Ban anything that some drunk asshat could ever use as a source of ideas to hurt himself. And then be prepared to be amazed at all the new stuff people do to put themselves in the hospital.
Mario breaks bricks with his fist.
This nutjob is apparently already in the running for a Darwin Award...
http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/new/pending20101229-052307.html
Don't leave him alone in a pharmacy!
Like this one
from 1900 Things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG.
At our school, we don't earn a degree when we graduate—we earn pi/180 radians
David Crane came up with the game (freeway) during the SCES in Chicago, when he observed someone attempting to cross Lake Shore Drive on foot
It was funny when George did this on seinfeld
population control to me
If you die in real life, you die in the game.
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Stay tuned for some shock and awe coming right up after this messages!
He has another life, right?
Hopefully he'll be transferred from the hospital directly to the prison?
I strung a hammock between two chimneys and one of the chimneys collapsed on top of her.
SIG: HUP
Good thing he stuck with Frogger!
Couldn't we just ban retards instead?
[Actually, I would like to apologize for that insensitive remark. Real retards will always be 10 times the human this twit is. ;-/ ]
I just hope that the Religious Right doesn't connect this with the Bad Religion song "Frogger" whose lyrics include "playing frogger with my life". I can just see it now, some Republican asshat screaming "Atheists are telling kids to run out in front of cars, and they are listening! We must ban atheism!"
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...this 'problem' is fixing itself:
Hey I know! Let's mimic a game of playing in traffic!
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"Has it come time to ban some of the classics before someone else goes out and breaks a few bricks with their heads after eating a large mushroom?" I know this is probably just a joke, but it's not funny. Why is it the first thing so many people think of in response to events like this is that the government should get involved? Quit suggesting over-regulation for a government that is already over-regulating my life and my businesses.
I pulled a Pac-Man and went around the party eating everyone's pizza while trying to avoid the bouncer. I had a tummy-ache for 3 days. Ban the Pac!
Table-ized A.I.
Unless after making it across there was a river with logs and crocs floating in it, this was just simply crossing the street.
I'm sure he picked the place because there were crocodiles to jump on nearby.
Tagline: Hop your way to the big screen! :)
... before the alligator did.. otherwise there would have been no evidence and we never would've known...
on a side note.. now i got that damn frogger theme music playing in my head.
I live less than a quarter mile from where this happened, and honestly, I'm not surprised. This country (and the state of SC especially) is still filled with a bunch of idiots.
I feel for the guy that feels guilty for hitting the stupid fuck. The driver is the victim in this incident.
I'd like to see where he went wrong. Maybe he was thinking too far ahead and wanting to eat the fly. Without watching the replay I can't really rule on it.
You can't ban Stupid!
I was the Queen of Centipede as a lil' mite. I think I'll relive my glory days by getting myself a gun and shooting at any insect that crosses my path.
You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
Is because the cars don't swerve to miss a frog. A human, on the other hand, will cause accidents and likely his own death when both the car and he dodge in the same direction. Also, in Frogger, you're guaranteed a safe path. Not so in real life.
This is how the gene pool cleans itself.
The road in Frogger has five lanes, not four.
It seems to me that the journalist said he was playing "frogger", not the man/youth himself; i.e. he wasn't playing "real life frogger" he was just being an idiot.
Real-life frogger? in my days we called that jaywalking, now get off my lawn.
to fill potholes next. Yes, you can play live tetris.
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
The suggestion to ban video game because of something like this has happened is very flawed. What you are saying is that "if it were not for the video game this person would not have gotten such an idea.". Banning video game is attempt to ban an idea that came through this game. The game is just delivery method for the idea. So by same rationale if someone writes a song talking about some idea that when tried in real life gets someone hurt/killed that song should be banished? What if it is a book that caries that idea, should that be banned also? What about people discussing it, should we arrest people because they mention something which can get somebody hurt? The problem with such thinking is that it takes away responsibility for their own life from people. It's a 23 year old person, not a 3 year old! The problem is not that he got dangerous idea, but that he lacked basic self-preservation cognitive processes to decide not to do it.
As a side point, if the man played the game, I'm sure he had plenty of examples what happens to the frog when it doesn't make it across the highway.
Just sayin'.
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did anyone hear what happened to his brother doug? horrible digging accident. ever since his cousin bert fell off a block in outer space he hadn't been the same.
how about we let evolution run its course, rather than encouraging gene pool pollution?
I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
A story for which my signature is appropriate!
Perhaps the answer to the problem of teenagers dropping bricks from motorway and railway bridges is to sue Tetris.
My Dad and Brother almost Hit this guy as he ran across Highway 123, they watched him get creamed by a Lexus then got out to stop Traffic.
Fuck you! No one in their right mind would do something so obviously life-threatening on acid or shrooms.
He should have just jumped on top of the pink frog and stayed home!
If he had played MORE frogger, he either would have been better at crossing the road, or he would have known better not to cross the road.
Hey don't blame me, IANAB
Had he made it across the highway, was he prepared to cross the fast flowing river by jumping from log to log and submerging lily pads?
It's not XKCD, but... http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=318
I'm just sayin... http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/fis.jpg [ocweekly.com]
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That's what you get for trolling your betters, chump.
http://www.digitpress.com/dpsoundz/dp_frogger_squash.wav
Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you, Bean.
I've suspected most things like this are actually preposterous lies. We will probably never know what happened here.
At least he wasn't playing Donkey Kong...
he was bonding with the dolphins. You make it sound so wrong.
The new right fascists are bilingual. They speak English and Bullshit.
Minor point, but Mario isn't actually using his head. Look carefully; it's his fist that's breaknig the bricks!
So if someone shows up at the hospital with a head injury in this situation, it means he wasn't paying enough attention not just in life, but in the game as well.
...how many points did he get?