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IT Management Always Blames the Worker Bees

An anonymous reader writes "A refreshing dose of sanity, It Management Fail: Always Blame the Worker Bees counters Security fail: When trusted IT people go bad, which advocates the usual reactive and punitive Big Brother measures for keeping those icky, untrustworthy IT staffers in line. Management really needs to look in the mirror when IT screws up."

266 comments

  1. God forbid... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    ...that IT folks do the job they're paid to do without stealing!

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    1. Re:God forbid... by Desler · · Score: 1, Troll

      But it's not stealing. It's copyright infringment!!! Well, at least as long as it's not a GPLed piece of software because then it's stealing!!!

    2. Re:God forbid... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure bandwidth, equipment, and credit card numbers don't fall under the GPL in most cases.

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    3. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure they might do that.. If they were well paid and treated with respect instead of treated like a replaceable nameless cog in a giant machine.

      Silly... i know... But hey.. If you want respect and loyality from the worker... You have to show them some yourself.

      The workers are learning the lesson business is teaching them. Get whatever you can by any means. The only thing that matters is the bottom line.

    4. Re:God forbid... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2

      Hey, no where in my contract with the company did I sign "I will not set up a porn server on the network".

    5. Re:God forbid... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that would fall under misuse (or personal use) of company assets...

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    6. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and God forbid that management actually have sufficient expertise and pay enough attention not to get pwned.
      Newsflash: The reason that an IT manager gets paid between 2x and 10x as much as the worker bees.....IS THE EXPECTATION THAT THEY ARE PROVIDING SOME @#$%^!ING VALUE ADDED.
      Not for their superior facebook and porn surfing skills.

    7. Re:God forbid... by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      nice, I wish I could mod you +6 Insightful.

    8. Re:God forbid... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you want respect and loyality from the worker... You have to show them some yourself

      And, if it's "Burnie" or "French Fry" or "Pizzaface" who is promoting that line, then the first thing you do is go nuclear on him, go for his nuts, get him fired and sent out on the street to make him grovel and beg and let him learn what "respect" really is.

      That would exactly explain why I am homeless. Because "Burnie"/"French Fry"/"Pizzaface" began to ask for a little loyality and respect from the management--and we can't have that. From the other employees, sure, but from "Burnie"/"French Fry"/"Pizzaface" we don't have to put up with that crap! I want him fired!

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    9. Re:God forbid... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I think the CEO shoulda just asked for a cut.

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    10. Re:God forbid... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The workers are learning the lesson business is teaching them. Get whatever you can by any means. The only thing that matters is the bottom line.

      It's not just business that teaches that lesson. Anyone who's been reading /. for long has read the claims here that profit is the only legitimate business goal. Some have even claimed that corporate management can be sued for doing things that interfere with making a profit. I've occasionally that they cite cases where such prosecution has happened, and gotten no reply, but people keep saying such things, and asserting that this is how a business should behave.

      The idea that it's proper to do anything you like for personal profit, even if it seriously damages other people, is a very widespread attitude in our society. The psychologists' name for this behavior is "psychotic", of course. And it's not just concentrated in corporate management; it's a very common attitude.

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    11. Re:God forbid... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You treat me like something you can squeeze work from and throw away when there's nothing left, so I treat you like something I can squeeze money from and throw away when there's nothing left.

      The prisoner's dilemma optimal solution applies. I cooperate and adapt. You cooperate, so will I. You defect, so will I.

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    12. Re:God forbid... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure [running a porn server] would fall under misuse (or personal use) of company assets...

      Only if you take all the profits yourself, and don't share them with management.

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    13. Re:God forbid... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I've been wondering for the longest time why managers (and people who consider themselves that) expect (and often get) bigger salaries.

      First it was the superior knowledge and their managing skills. That was debunked quickly when I was in a team with a manager somewhere in the Middle East (which had nothing whatsoever to do with the project) and we had to manage ourselves, without any drawbacks. If anything, work went more smoothly.

      Then it was the increased risk. Which was recently debunked with the bailouts.

      So, what are they good for?

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    14. Re:God forbid... by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 1

      Hey, no where in my contract with the company did I sign "I will not set up a porn server on the network".

      just today at lunch I started to wonder how many days I could go having one beer with my lunch at my desk
      im pretty sure something like that would be instant dismissal or else I would try it, but I would love to see the look on my bosses face when he catches on
      that kind of utter shock would be worth a new job

    15. Re:God forbid... by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 1

      ... because they choose the salaries for everyone?

    16. Re:God forbid... by arth1 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Respect is earned -- if you demand it, it's not deserved. No exceptions.

    17. Re:God forbid... by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ability to:

      • Make immediate decisions with little data.
      • Make tough decisions, and even recommend them.
      • Protect those below from other departments.
      • Condense and filter input from those below to be useful for those above.
      • Make "we're late and over budget" sound like "we make you rich".
      • Look interested and not bored for a second when an investor or customer babbles for six hours straight.

      Some people can, some can't. And yes, many managers fail at this too.

    18. Re:God forbid... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      It sounds like the majority of their value add is rooted in politics and translation.

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    19. Re:God forbid... by Thing+1 · · Score: 2

      Ding ding! (Dammit crazy frog!)

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    20. Re:God forbid... by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My current job is actually the first where I *don't* have a beer with lunch every day. The German's and French have been doing it for a very long time without their society collapsing. My current employer has a clause specifically excluding drinking on company time so I generally don't push it even though lunch is technically my time and the CEO's office has about $100k worth of wine.

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    21. Re:God forbid... by kiwimate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The German's and French have been doing it for a very long time without their society collapsing.

      And the English, and the Australians, and the New Zealanders...

      I'm sure several more countries have similar attitudes, best described as "you're an adult, we trust you to behave yourself and make adult decisions, and if you don't, well, you're also adult enough to take the consequences". I just mention the places with whose work structures I'm personally familiar. The U.S., on the other hand...urgh...forget it, or at least on the east coast (everywhere I've worked, from Maine down to Georgia). In a country where personal rights are ferociously guarded, I don't know why this should be so, but I follow it so I won't get fired.

    22. Re:God forbid... by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      "psychotic" means something else entirely.

      you might be looking for psychopathic or sociopathic.

      psychotic is just what people are when they go crazy.

    23. Re:God forbid... by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      totally. the friday pub lunch is sacred. even the worst place i've ever worked at allowed a friday pub lunch.

    24. Re:God forbid... by kiwimate · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Otherwise known as "soft skills". I.e. not acting like a complete tool around those who live by the dictum "time is money" and thinking they're a lot funnier than they really are.

      You'd think this isn't that difficult, but every day I'm constantly amazed by how many people I encounter who handily demonstrate otherwise and then proceed to moan about their managers.

    25. Re:God forbid... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      If you want respect and loyality from the worker...

      Who's talking about respect and loyalty? We're talking about people who made poor decisions on an ongoing basis, then blamed it all on their bosses for stressing them out.

      Why are you defending these people?

      What if it was somebody at your bank that gambled all your money away in Vegas, then blamed it on the CEO of the bank? Or if the valet went on a joyride in your car because he didn't like his job? Aside from the fact that you are the one negatively impacted in these examples instead of someone else, how are they different than an IT guy running a porn server, or refusing to surrender control of company machines?

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    26. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some people say everyone deserves respect, even strangers.. but what they really mean is everyone deserves consideration.

    27. Re:God forbid... by MBaldelli · · Score: 1

      The German's and French have been doing it for a very long time without their society collapsing.

      And the English, and the Australians, and the New Zealanders...

      And Americans. The problem is that they don't do it in the cafeteria or at their desk, they go out to the local Applebee's or Chili's or local restaurant that has a bar. And like responsible adults, they don't overdo it to the point where it's attracting the sort of attention that feels like it's required to perform an intervention. I've been doing this sort of thing for years with middle and upper management, with Lawyers, and CEOs and CFOs as well. Even did that with the secretaries and admin assistants and even the Accounting Clerks of the office without so much as a blink of the eye.

      But see the problem with some Americans is that they don't know how to drink at lunch and do so responsibly. Excess often happens because people don't understand the responsibility of knowing when to drink and when not to here. And as the saying goes, "one bad apple spoils the barrel." So this is why we have these rules in the Employee Handbook; because employers have to deal with the responsibility of those bad apples.

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    28. Re:God forbid... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I actually work for a dry workplace in Australia, though in it's defense, it is an electricity distribution company and the corporate policy is no drinking at work regardless of what part of the business you work in. Before the introduction of this policy they had issues with individual employees who would have a few then go play with live wires.

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    29. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it doesn't change when you become management either. Even upper management, you are still treated as a replaceable cog in the machine. Granted your pay is higher and you have a little more wriggle room than Joe Tech, but it can still suck. I think it comes down to company culture.

    30. Re:God forbid... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Disregarding the consequences of ones actions to other people is psychopathic, and expecting that there will be no consequences for that is psychotic.

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    31. Re:God forbid... by definate · · Score: 1

      The prisoner's dilemma optimal solution applies. I cooperate and adapt. You cooperate, so will I. You defect, so will I.

      There's many optimal solutions, depending on how you're modelling your opponent, and how you're measuring "optimal" (eg, how the weights are setup). In this case, it would be an iterated game (maybe continuous), and your solution seems to be a retaliating strategy. Though this isn't the only strategy.

      It's a good way of looking at it though. However, to really understand an outcome of such a game, you'd need more psychology in the analysis, and refine it to a set of people.

      You treat me like something you can squeeze work from and throw away when there's nothing left, so I treat you like something I can squeeze money from and throw away when there's nothing left.

      Yes, I treat you like my girlfriend, and you treat me like your boyfriend. Now... where's my lube?

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    32. Re:God forbid... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What if it was somebody at your bank that gambled all your money away in Vegas, then blamed it on the CEO of the bank?

      What do you mean, if?

      And it was the CEO that did it!

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    33. Re:God forbid... by ATMAvatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That sounds like a problem that resolves itself, though.

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    34. Re:God forbid... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      It's not just business that teaches that lesson. Anyone who's been reading /. for long has read the claims here that profit is the only legitimate business goal.

      That is the goal of a business. Businesses that generate a profit continue to exist, employ people, and provide services to people. Businesses that don't generate a profit won't be businesses much longer.

      If you own a business, you can run it as you see fit.

      The part you seem to be missing is that good businesses don't treat people like crap. They recognize what their employees bring to the table and do things to encourage a positive attitude--like bonuses, or maybe a company lunch/dinner, an extra vacation day, etc...

      Companies that treat their employees like crap will have higher turnover rates, less productivity, etc...

      But it's up to the owner to make the decision about what kind of company he wants to run--although you don't have much leeway if you are the owner of a local toilet-bowl cleaning service. Low skill usually doesn't put you in a job that has high returns or benefits.

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    35. Re:God forbid... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the problem is that some Americans have not had an evolution in their moral makeup since the Puritans landed.

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    36. Re:God forbid... by MrMarkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agreed, I'm pretty well paid and treated like a real person at my workplace, hence I hardly ever steal and keep my illegal porn operation small enough to not tax the company servers way to much.

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    37. Re:God forbid... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Money is a really poor incentive for a lot of people - just talk to any manager who's hired someone that demanded a huge salary and still it didn't work out.

      Thing is, most managers don't really have any idea of what might be a better incentive. We've got a few good ideas, like "If you hire someone with professional experience and qualifications and you ask them to make recommendations based on that experience, don't be too surprised if they're unhappy when you consistently ignore their suggestions." Or "Rather than micromanaging every little thing we do, why don't you talk to us to discuss and resolve issues as they come up?".

      Neither of these are going to happen without a huge change to the way the entire industry is perceived - even within the industry itself.

    38. Re:God forbid... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Khmm, you mean iterated prisoners dilemma, or tit-for-tat.

    39. Re:God forbid... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, hon, I'm a top.

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    40. Re:God forbid... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A manager like this is gold. Unfortunately they are very, very rare.

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    41. Re:God forbid... by desertfool · · Score: 1

      The IT professionals are viewed by upper management as expensive fools. It's part of our culture: look at the fool on the desert island in the CDW commercials, even back to that looks-like-punk-rock-chicken guy in the (I think it was) Ameritrade commercials from the 90's.

      We're not seen as the serious professionals from the coat and tie mainframe guys of years past. That makes it much easier for them to outsource, because we're not worth it.

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    42. Re:God forbid... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      But time isn't money. That's a two-hundred year old maxim based on the marxian labor theory of value which should have been thoroughly discredited by now.

      Thermodynamic order is money. So money is more proportional to something like temperature * time.

      And 'temperature' in the information processing sense basically means the rate of data normalization, which is dependent upon all sorts of things, some of which are inversely proportional to time.

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    43. Re:God forbid... by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or decency, which indeed should be bestowed upon everyone, perhaps especially on those who don't deserve it.

      But respect? No, that has to be earned. That's what makes it respect. Like with love, you can pretend to respect someone, but unless you feel it, it will be a sham. And again like love, when it's mutual, it truly blossoms. If one part fakes it, it doesn't.

      In other words: No, I won't respect you in the morning. You haven't earned it. I will treat you with decency and consideration, though. Not because you deserve it, but because it's what's keeps me on the path from caveman towards civilization. May we one day get there.

    44. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, our recrutment policy has been:
      "can't hack it in your home land? Come to America where the bar is low!"

    45. Re:God forbid... by Moryath · · Score: 2

      The problem for IT folks is, they are stuck in a no-win scenario of trying to handle a series of completely contradictory orders.

      Order #1: "Make our systems bulletproof-secure."
      Ok, fine. Minimal level of needed access; if you need to read the files in that network location, you can have read permission. If you need to create/edit in there, we'll grant you those permissions when the time comes. If you need software installed, see an admin.

      Order #2: "Stop getting in our users' way! Marcy says she can't install software!"
      Ok, fine. So now Marcy has local install-software rights. Next week, we're going to be rebuilding Marcy's system for the 80th time because Marcy the Clueless Bitch has yet again installed a thousand and one stupid little crap-apps with more malware, scamware, and virus tagalongs than anyone knows what to do with. Oh, and we're also now dealing with all the other crap that happened since some of what Marcy the Clueless Bitch set loose on the network is causing other problems.

      Repeat ad nauseum. "Filter the web, some jerkass clicked on a link in a spam email from his Yahoo email and got his computer infected!!!" followed a few days later by "Turn off that filtering the CEO can't get to his porn sites to jerk off in his corner office."

      "Software Audits" and keeping in compliance sound fine, right up until the moment when some CEO/CTO decides it's fine to "cheat" a little bit and orders you, the IT guy, to install twice as many copies of something as they paid for licenses to install. If you DO do it, your ass is the one on the line when the BSA comes knocking, and if you DON'T do it, your ass is on the curb in a market with over 20% Real Unemployment and outsourcing and "free trade" fucking over the job market worse every day.

    46. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      though in it's defense

      What's your defense for that apostrophe?

    47. Re:God forbid... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The part you seem to be missing is that good businesses don't treat people like crap.

      No, I didn't miss that. We're talking about businesses in which the IT managers blame the "worker bees" for problems caused mostly by conflicting management demands. Such companies don't qualify as "good business".

      I therefor declare your comment an OT troll, on the grounds that you're attempting to confuse the issue by introducing the concept of a "good" business in a discussion of "normal" business. ;-)

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    48. Re:God forbid... by nomad63 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would have rated your post with the highest I can possibly rate. Very well said. It is ironic and actually more sad that, IT management being so gullible, thinking that, they can treat their key employees as they are disposable gloves and at the same time expect utmost dedication from them, sacrificing their family and personal lives by forcing them to work irregular and ungodly hours. Then one of those people, they treat like slaves, blows a gasket and does something out of spite more than anything else, then comes the blame and finger-pointing towards all IT employees.

      Newsflash you arse-holes, fresh out of military into their IT management roles: you get what you sow. Treat me like an intelligent human being, I will be your best wing-man, treat me like crap as you are used to doing to your subordinate army privates, I will make your life miserable. Your choice, not mine...

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    49. Re:God forbid... by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      In our current state, companies seem to demand loyalty from employees while offering none. The age of working for the same company for 20+ years is all but gone with the pensions they no longer offer, and layoffs at the drop of a hat because they might not hit the next quarterly earnings targets.

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    50. Re:God forbid... by Surt · · Score: 1

      So the goal of a non-profit business is to make a profit?

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    51. Re:God forbid... by Surt · · Score: 1

      You have people fresh out of the military running IT? Ouch ... they're typically hardly qualified to be a low level employee. Military IT processes are just too different.

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    52. Re:God forbid... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ability to:

              Make immediate decisions with little data.

      As a manager, I have never done that. Usually I make immediate decisions based on past experience. If neither data nor my experience is available, it's my responsibility to go find more experience.

      Make tough decisions, and even recommend them.

      Which requires taking responsibility (e.g. losing your extra pay) for the wrong ones. I see very few managers do this. (Same issue applies to the first item, and otherwise they definitely aren't earning their extra money, they're just getting it).

      Protect those below from other departments.

      This means you are an active participant in organizational dysfunction. Again, not earning your higher pay.

      Condense and filter input from those below to be useful for those above.

      A genuinely useful skill. Very rare.

      Make "we're late and over budget" sound like "we make you rich".

      Another "participant in organizational dysfunction" item.

      Look interested and not bored for a second when an investor or customer babbles for six hours straight.

      A genuinely useful skill. Very rare.

      Some people can, some can't. And yes, many managers fail at this too.

      I'd have to say most. Until the average comes up, I can't feel like managers 'earn' their pay.

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    53. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being from Germany I am afraid I have to inform you as well as the author of your parent post's parent that alcoholism actually IS a problem in Germany. The only reason why Germans advertise their "Oktoberfest" so well is because it brings A LOT of money into the country. In politics, people argue about having a 0.0% alcohol in blood rate for DUI (instead of havin 0.5 promille (0.05%) and 0% for kids under 21 as it is now) and balancing the interests of the brewing companies against the ones of society. Alcohol is greatly appreciated throughout the entire society because it lets people accept their crappy life and shut up about it, but there are a lot of concerned voices and drinking while you work is generally not allowed unless you're really doing well financially and make up the rules yourself...

    54. Re:God forbid... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      So the goal of a non-profit business is to make a profit?

      Actually, yes, for some non-profits. They are, of course, expected to funnel those profits into the good works for which they're incorporated.

      There are some non-profit corporations that remain non-profit by funneling all their excess money into bonuses and/or perks for their top management. This goes against the reason that "non-profit" status was invented, but it is often unchallenged, especially if a portion of the corporation's profits also goes into campaign contributions to the right politicians' re-election campaigns.

      The most notorious cases are the religious "ministries", whose leaders live a lavish tax-free life style at the expense of their non-profit corporations. I suppose there's no need to name names ...

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    55. Re:God forbid... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Bingo :)

      All the rest of the bullshit excuses they come up with is just an after-the-fact rationale.

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    56. Re:God forbid... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      But time isn't money. That's a two-hundred year old maxim based on the marxian labor theory of value which should have been thoroughly discredited by now.

      Well, it didn't, because "time is money" wasn't in that theory.

      Actually, according to http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/10/messages/570.htm the term originates with Antiphon, around 430 BC. Seeing it hasn't been discredited after about two and a half millenia, I'm pretty sure this saying will be with us for quite some time.

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    57. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the problem is that some people have had negative experiences and want everyone else to pay the price. These insane people self-organize into mad groupings and do their best to repeal the repeal of prohibition. Frequently statistics and/or logic are ignored and there may be religious obstinance to reason to contend with also.

    58. Re:God forbid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most. Most managers fail at this horribly. They tend to:
      1. Make decisions based on no data whatsoever, usually in direct contradiction of the unsolicited recommendations of those who are actually doing/trying to do the work.
      2. Avoid tough decisions like the plague. They bury their head in the sand on serious issues, agree with everything the boss says, and take responsibility for absolutely no decisions. They only claim credit for the good outcomes of the employees working on their own initiative and blame the workers for any negative outcomes. Actual decision making never enters into the picture, unless you count procrastination and endless meetings as "decision making".
      3. Blame their subordinates (usually) or their bosses for any and all issues raised by other departments.
      4. Condense and filter input (you made me spit all over my keyboard, laughing). They take perfectly clear information, muddy the hell out of it, put their name on it, and if there is a problem, blame their subordinates for not providing full and accurate info.
      5. Lie regarding budget, schedule, and capability, and then try to force their subordinates to deliver on completely improbable and often impossible project plans.
      6. Lie convincingly for hours on end to their investors and customers. Yeah, that is something they would take pride in.

      The lie that IT managers most often tell themselves and those around them. "I'm not very technical, my expertise is in management."
      BS. Your expertise is in BS. The only people who are buying it is are other incompetent managers.
      You aren't fooling your employees. You aren't fooling your customers, They're just hoping they can get the job done despite you.

    59. Re:God forbid... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      So the goal of a non-profit business is to make a profit?

      I used to do IT consulting for a non-profit. It company had 5 employees. Two were the CEO and her husband. The husband picked me up in their Lexus, drove me to their 'office' (aka house, aka mansion) where I met the CEO. She later drove me to a local restaurant in her Mercedes where I had a $35 steak and a $15 glass of wine on their company card. I was then put up in a local bed and breakfast for the evening at $300/night.

      All 'non-profit' means is they don't have a horrendously outrageous profit--but you can spend as much money as they want on 'running' the company. If that means they need a Lexus and Mercedes Benz to drive to meetings, so be it. ;)

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    60. Re:God forbid... by wwphx · · Score: 1

      My wife is an astronomer and did some grad work at an observatory in Chile (IIRC). Her current observatory, in the US, prohibits alcohol on-site. In Chile, they gave you a bottle of wine with your shift.

      It was amusingly mildly scandalous when a BBC TV crew were on-site drinking beer with their dinner. I remember a Christmas dinner years ago when some visiting Japanese scientists brought some sake, sadly some pretty bad sake, that I chilled by taking it out and putting it in the snow. (Some sakes can be chilled, they aren't all heated)

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    61. Re:God forbid... by afidel · · Score: 1

      The religion thing always throws me for a loop since one of the miracles Jesus is known for is turning water into wine at a party!

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    62. Re:God forbid... by nomad63 · · Score: 1

      You have people fresh out of the military running IT? Ouch ... they're typically hardly qualified to be a low level employee. Military IT processes are just too different.</p></quote>

      No, not right now, but in my last position my supervisor and his supervisor was marines up until few years ago. They somehow got promoted to management due to their "superior" management abilities, because they have the ability to make dumb-ass decisions under pressure. And they were hired as management to my company. This is why it is my "last/previous" employer, if you can catch my drift.

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    63. Re:God forbid... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Glad you got to move on. :-)

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  2. One Word AGAIN: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows!

    Yours In Osh,
    Kilgore Trout

  3. Time to look for greener pastures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has turned into a run-of-the-mill lame blog, complete with sarcasm in place of an actual argument. I guess it's time I either took up reading people's random crappy blogs from the web, or found a new site.

    1. Re:Time to look for greener pastures by RsG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot has always been that way. You (or we I guess) just got older. And blogs got more common too, so blogger opinion pieces went from being on a few sites to being absolutely everywhere.

      It isn't that the site has changed, it's that your memories of slashdot a decade ago are rose-tinted.

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    2. Re:Time to look for greener pastures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know, that I have been visiting slashdot since 1997 back in the "Chips and Dips" version. That was back when CmdTaco would personally stop by each member's house to give us a custom ID badge with our number on it. Then he personally invited us all to a meeting on how to troll and we had Goatse give a speech about GNAA. He's good like that.

    3. Re:Time to look for greener pastures by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I'll have you know, that I have been visiting slashdot since 1997 back in the "Chips and Dips" version. That was back when CmdTaco would personally stop by each member's house to give us a custom ID badge with our number on it. Then he personally invited us all to a meeting on how to troll and we had Goatse give a speech about GNAA. He's good like that.

      Wow, a two or maybe three digit id!

    4. Re:Time to look for greener pastures by unitron · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know that Anonymous Coward has a 3 digit id number?

      666

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  4. Who's ultimately to blame? by countSudoku() · · Score: 2

    I blame God for this. It's clear who fucked up in all cases. If this were a perfect universe, I might let him slide, but NO MORE!!1!

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  5. The "Bad" the original article refers to is _bad_ by jthill · · Score: 1

    Chase links, please. Anybody doesn't blame the admin that article refers to is insane.

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  6. Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

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    1. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Protip: every job is like that. IT pays well, but attracts a lot of folks who seem to have an unwarranted sense of self importance.

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    2. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by nomadic · · Score: 0

      If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      The same as every other department. The only difference between IT and accounting is the self-pity in IT.

    3. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...the fact that you can read and/or modify anyone's email at whim can be used to create an underlying fear in your co-workers?

      I dunno... I got into the biz for the beer and the chicks. It's evident that I was lied to, but hey - at least I can still play with the neat tech toys as they arrive...

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    4. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Stregano · · Score: 2

      That is simple: programming is my passion. Some people have music, some people have numbers, but for me, I feel like a zen master when I program. I have tried doing other things with my life, but it comes back to programming. I wish I could explain it, but I could care less about recognition, as it is not about that. Life is about doing what you love, and I love programming. Simple

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    5. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      Rubbing elbows with people who are very knowledgeable about Indian food. Working in IT got me in contact with people who lead me on this journey of loving Indian food.

      Murg Saag Wala, basmatti rice and fresh naan is the gateway to nirvana.

    6. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than money, can anyone cite any upside for working?
      Given the option, I prefer to be independently wealthy.

    7. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Americano · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody want to work in INDUSTRY? If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly, and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in INDUSTRY?

      This statement remains equally true when replacing "INDUSTRY" with any line of work you care to name.

      Why does this appear to be a revelation to you?

    8. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      Holy cow, did you even read TFA? The upside to working in IT is that you get to sell your own company pirated software, running a giant porn server from the company network, and stealing customer credit card numbers! Why WOULDN'T you work in IT?

    9. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      It's not my job to run the train, the whistle I can't blow.

      It's not for me to say how far the train's allowed to go.

      I'm not allowed to blow off steam, nor even clang the bell.

      But let the damn thing jump the tracks....and see who catches hell!

    10. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      It's not as true with Industry as it is in IT. Exceptional Industry activity shows a direct increased productivity. Either more stuff gets produced, or waste is minimized, etc etc.

      Exceptional IT work basically means you are as un-noticable as possible. Nothing ever goes wrong, things never seem slow. Ideally you wouldn't even have to see them, they could probably fix your problem remotely in minutes.

      There are far more tangible stuff in Industry that you can see instead of IT. When IT does well, everyone else's productivity goes up. IT is only an expense, unless you are a software company IT doesn't make you any money. Your industry professionals do.

    11. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (falling down laughing) Talked to anyone in Management lately?

    12. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      Like they say, you can always spot the extrovert in the IT department. He's the guy who stares at your shoes when he talks to you.

      The thing I like most about IT is that I get to play with cool toys, solve neat problems, and beyond giving me money every couple of weeks, the better I do, the less attention anyone pays to me. The less attention I'm paid, the less bullshit I have to put up with, and the more time I have left to play with cool toys and solve neat problems.

    13. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it actually feels good to provide a smoothly running system to customers.

      It isn't all bad stuff...

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    14. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because its funny ! and Awsome to work with computers and High Tech
      Users and Managers are the downside for which you get paid.-

    15. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      sales isnt like that. you get credit even if you did a bad job.

    16. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you get neat tech toys arriving? Most of us are still making do with 6yo systems, and scraps..

    17. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anybody want to work in SALES? If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly, and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in INDUSTRY?

      This statement remains equally true when replacing "INDUSTRY" with any line of work you care to name.

      Why does this appear to be a revelation to you?

      Doesn't work so well now, does it?
      Capta is "caring".

    18. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      not sure if money is all that good in IT anymore

    19. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      My workstation is 5y old you insensitive clod!

      (and much less comfortable than my home pc to work on)

    20. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      To many people, like is about recognition. many, many people.
      So you actually are lucky. Being happy with what you have and of what you do, it's a blessing

    21. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      In general, the sales staff is paid on commission. If they don't bring in the cash, they don't get paid.

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    22. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mythical Bastard Operator from Hell is the reason. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    23. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a large amount of them have very "creative" ways to bring in the cash.

    24. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, the only way to win is get everything running smoothly, then have planned "disasters" act all dramatic, run around, blame a bunch of people for bad IT practices, then have a giant "save the day" ending. more acting and opera than actual IT, but you will always look the hero, they will listen to you more about best IT practices, and it will seem like your doing something. do this after a particualry demanding user makes you change something you warned would blow up the who network. like the litebulb in the the server room or the vanity of their login name.....

    25. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we know, everyone who does that knows. I personally like to take many days off a few at a time, and when something bad happens (idiot user) I don't answer the phone until they get real desperate. Trust me, I've tried to keep everything working well, and it's true, when nothing happens, you're viewed as someone lazy or useless or get passed for raises.

    26. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by syousef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The same as every other department. The only difference between IT and accounting is the self-pity in IT.

      ...and the ratio of women to men.

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    27. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by syousef · · Score: 1

      If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      If you can't answer that question yourself, and your circumstances allow, perhaps you should look into a career change.

      Every job has it's downs. That's why it's a job not a hobby, and people get paid to do it. But if you can't find ANYTHING you like about your job a career change before it's too late might be the answer. Once you've got a family, the idea of changing and leaving your family without an income (esp. if you're the only bread winner) becomes less feasible.

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    28. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You get to play with cool new gear and you get respect from the guys that remember when systems were down for two or three days at a time before you started.

    29. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Protip: every job is like that.

      Be a cop. If you do your job perfectly and nothing happens, no one cares. But if you do your job even averagely and something interesting happens, you'll likely get a commendation for doing your job. And if you screw up and manage to shoot an innocent person (or beat someone because they mouthed off), everyone else in your organization, including management, won't point the finger at you and sell you out like IT. They start throwing around words like "justified" and "resisting arrest" and "danger to himself and others" even if you tase some kid just for asking questions and saying "don't tase me bro."

      The great thing about your absolute assertions is that I only need prove one wrong to show your statement is 100% invalid. There are plenty of jobs out there where just doing your job will earn you accolades and not doing your job will get people to defend you, rather than hang you out to dry. IT may be a bit overpaid for an office admin position, but that's how most people see it. If you file everything perfectly, you'll get ignored. But file one thing wrong, and you'll get in trouble. IT is a high paid secretarial-level position. It's a waste of money, an expense that will never earn anything for the company, and they wish they could just replace you with a computer or something. But there are hundreds of other types of jobs out there, and they treat people much differently in them.

    30. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in the wrong field. You should be doing product development, not IT.

    31. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      The chicks, man. The chicks.

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    32. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Um, no, in my IT job I automate business processes. I am acknowledged and happy. They cannot replace me with a computer, until I program that computer to replace me. And, when I do, I will have other jobs to program the computer to replace, so they will keep me. Win, win, win.

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    33. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by your logic, the sales department makes 100% of the revenue, and the people who enable the people who produce the product 0%?

      You must be an accountant or an MBA or something.

    34. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      I don't feel like it applies to all jobs -- for instance, my job is spacecraft navigation.

      That is, I help get probes safely to other planets. And quite frankly, while it might sound fancy, its just a job, and its a lot more straightforward than IT work. Yet when the next mission I work on (GRAIL) starts collecting data in a year, people all over this site will be congratulating the people I work with. And if it doesn't work, unless its something really dumb like the old units thing, people will say 'well, these things happen, what they do is hard.'

      And of course, to top it all off, I couldn't do my job without the very well-made and flexible IT system behind everything I do. Obviously, this is a bit of an extreme example, but in my experience IT people and other "infrastructure" jobs get the short end of the appreciation stick (I know I've been guilty of whining when things dont go perfectly myself).

    35. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, there are generally ways for IT departments to make money. One way we did was to automate year end bill collections in 2009, we got our bills out 1-2 months before everyone else in the industry so we got paid first while others had to deal with bankruptcies and other fun stuff. The other was we had a near 50% loss rate for short term leases (carts, temporary leases of vacant storefronts, tents in the parking lot, etc) so we setup an online site to accept credit cards and instantly verified checks drastically reducing loss. Either of those projects would fully fund my group for a couple years.

    36. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      I'm the only one monitoring the network logs.

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    37. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      thai food > indian food

      (my wife is half indian, from a family of restauranteurs)

    38. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      how is IT special?

      in most people's limited experience, there are many thousands of jobs that we would never have imagined even needed to exist.

      when one of them fucks up, then they are nocited.

      hell, my last job was a very creative, well respected position in post production. working with big cheese directors and all that. but what it boiled down to was if i did it right, it wouldn't be noticed (in fact, if anything the cinematographer would get the credit).

      where i am now (completely different field), the same can be said.

      imagine being a parking inspector or football umpire... now there's a thankless task.

    39. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by xero314 · · Score: 1

      If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention!

      There is a flip side to this, that successful IT employees learn to exploit.

      Your best bet is to be their and fix something that was going wrong, as this will earn endless praise. In most situations you can even create the horrible situation that you get to be the hero and correct. Simply implement a solution that you know will be acceptable to your boss, or who ever approves solutions, but is still horribly inefficient and the end users will hate it. Then after enough time has passed that the end users are pretty discussed and no one really remembers who's fault it is, you just add some simple improvements. You could probably get away with putting in arbitrary wait states, or random crashes on purpose and still get this process to work.

      Luckily you don't even usually have to set up the situation since budget and time constraints usually mean the first implementation of any solution is fairly craptastic to begin with.

    40. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I'm typing this on a near-new HP Elitebook. Someone had to pilot the new executive laptops, after all...

      I think next year I'll try and talk them into using MacBook Pros >:)

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    41. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Alcoholism? Broken marriages? Dysfunctional children?

      Sorry, I may have missed a couple.

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    42. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      So by your logic, the sales department makes 100% of the revenue, and the people who enable the people who produce the product 0%?

      Actually, on the fundamental level, this is exactly true. Production only generates cost; cost for raw materials, cost for utilities, cost for labor, cost for storage and warehousing, cost for shipping, etc, etc. If the life cycle of a product ended with the production line, there would be no recuperation of these costs. This is where Marketing comes in...but even then, that's another department that only produces cost. Here, it's cost for labeling, cost for advertising... It's not until the product is actually sold that revenue is generated, and this revenue is what covers all the costs; and provided that the overall revenue is above the overall cost is how a business can determine if a product is actually worth continuing.

      I know this, this is a basic understanding of business. I do not have any business or accounting training aside from a class in Macroeconomics, a class in accounting, and 7 years combined experience on the sales floor of a KB Toy Works and a RadioShack.

    43. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      And:

      * accounting is easier
      * you've never heard of an overworked business accountant
      * accountants make 1.5x+ as much
      * accountants don't get yelled at for it not being done yesterday

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    44. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right, up to a point...

      Somewhere in your company there is a pencil pusher trying to figure out how to squeeze that extra penny out of the stock price/earnings/bottom-line. That person is tasked with finding any unnecessary expense, or employee that could be cut.

      Guess who they target when things are running smooth? You, me, and any other IT worker that looks to be flying under the cost-cutting radar. The more inconspicuous you are, the bigger target you are for this person.

      'Things are running pretty smooth, and have for years, why do we need Joe IT again? (After all, he always asks those annoying questions about what I did to cause my computer to crash, instead of just fixing it right away, so I can go out for coffee... Any monkey could do that job!)'

      Unless you have strong upper management (that recognizes what you do, why you do it, and can keep the bean-counters hands out of the department cookie jar), you can easily work yourself right out of a job.

      Ask me, I've been there...

    45. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Not everything is a product, you also sell services. The sales guy might get that contract and get his cut, but afterward everything is dependent on the people who provide and maintain that service.

      "Did their IT guy call us back? No? Well fuck 'em if they can't work with us, we'll sign with someone else. I'm tired of having my time wasted!"

      Your friendly IT guy probably doesn't just work with you, he/she also, on occasion, works with your client's IT guys. Occasionally that can make or break a relationship. Hell, sometimes it can doom one.

    46. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Be a cop. If you do your job perfectly and nothing happens, no one cares. But if you do your job even averagely and something interesting happens, you'll likely get a commendation for doing your job. And if you screw up and manage to shoot an innocent person (or beat someone because they mouthed off), everyone else in your organization, including management, won't point the finger at you and sell you out like IT. They start throwing around words like "justified" and "resisting arrest" and "danger to himself and others" even if you tase some kid just for asking questions and saying "don't tase me bro."

      One small difference. Something "interesting" happens when you are a cop, there is potential to die, certainly much moreso than working in IT. And if you think dealing with users is bad, try dealing with not just the average but the very shittiest segment of society, day in, day out. As Cartman says, "poor people tend to live in clusters". You will be dealing with the poorest, most dishonest people on a day to day basis.

      Lots of aspects of being a cop would get old real fast. Especially when you get older and have a family - if you get killed in the line of duty who looks after your kids?

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    47. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Those aren't making money, in the sense of actually selling something.

      They're increasing efficiency and reducing waste, as was mentioned higher up.

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    48. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by CycleMan · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right that departments other than sales are key to the long-term success of the business. Every customer-facing individual, and many who don't interact with customers, affect profitability. For better or for worse though, most accounting systems don't have a way to measure exactly how much feel-good the customer has when you give him excellent service unless he tells the sales rep "Because of Steauengeglase, I am buying 10,000 more parts from you." In an effort to partially remedy this, some employers have developed company-wide bonuses based on customer satisfaction metrics, on the theory that everybody has a role to play in making happy customers, and therefore everyone should get some benefit from that success. It's not the same swing as the sales guy's commission, but then, most folks on the operations side wouldn't be happy with that roller-coaster of a paycheck.

    49. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      In this country, first you get the computing power, then you get the money, then you get the women!!!

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    50. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self pity? I could reply to that snide comment with a 10 page dissertation, but instead I'll merely assert that you don't currently and never have worked in IT.

    51. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Because you love the job? Outside of that working conditions depend heavily on the employer, I used to work in one of those blame shops, but not anymore, and I am pretty happy now.

    52. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      Here in Mexico the army shot a pick-up full of civilians, mostly children in Sinaloa state 3 years ago. The only one that suffered consequences was the medical officer in the platoon that murdered them, and that was because the severe PST that he suffered, his drugged comrades keep firing while he was screaming and begging them that they stopped, that they were firing at children.

      From Mexican Foreign Affairs Office:
      Boletin DGDH 34

      Now, I find understandable that the army and police forces try to protect their own, after all, they also have their lives in the line and the last thing that they want is to let a partner die, but this impulse becomes into unaccountability when they commit crimes.

      We IT workers don't have the heavy burden of security forces or the ability to do has much damage like they, but people expect from us the same level of reliability of utilities no matter what is the size of their organization or the quality of equipment. Expect from us a clockwork orange, but if you provide it, they think that you are unnecessary.

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    53. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

      Then why work corporate IT? Work in academic IT areas. I'm back to school after 10 years out, working on a PhD. I've put in some time in IT, and I love programming. Now, I'm working on computer modeling. I'm doing more of the science than the programming, but there's still a fair bit of programming to be done. We have a guy in our research group who is pure IT/programming. He sets up our clusters, scripts up the tricky stuff, works on web interfaces for things - pretty much has free reign to do awesome.

      I did the corporate IT job for a bit - I never looked back after I left. That shit blows. If there's one thing that I've learned, it's that you can most likely follow your passion somewhere you can embrace it and enjoy both your job and your life.

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    54. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2

      I have had business and Accounting Training and you are correct! It is Cost Centre (or Profit and Loss) accounting. I love it when management points out that IT always operates at a loss. Last person to tell me that was the VP of IT Services. I turned around and stated "The VP of IT Services is a management position, all management positions operate at a loss. Should we eliminate management and make the company more profitable?" Everyone in the IT group thought it was funny accept the VP. lol

    55. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Lots of aspects of being a cop would get old real fast. Especially when you get older and have a family - if you get killed in the line of duty who looks after your kids?

      That other cop -- you know, the one that's been drilling your wife while you're out all night on patrol!

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    56. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by nomadic · · Score: 1
    57. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Americano · · Score: 1

      Actually it works just fine. Go survey a significant portion of salespeople, and tell me how rewarded, valued and loved they feel in their jobs.

      Then come back and tell me that people are treated like rock stars for doing their fucking jobs in every other profession but IT.

    58. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Americano · · Score: 1

      This is the nature of the job. If you work in IT, you are in a support role. If you are in a support role, then you are... supporting the business. When you don't support the business, and things break down, you get yelled at for not doing your job well. Why would you expect to be treated to free beer, hookers and blow for keeping some computer systems running?

      There are billions of people out there working across countless companies and industries. How many of them are treated like rock stars just for getting their jobs done? (Hint: Not many, aside from the *literal* rock stars.)

      When's the last time you had your car towed to your mechanic's place and then demanded that he interrupt his entire schedule of work to fix your car as soon as possible, and probably got a little pissy because he didn't have anybody free to look at it until the next day? I bet that happened a lot more recently than the last time you decided to send him a couple hundred bucks, or a thank you card, "just for keeping things running smoothly!"

    59. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by igaborf · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of jobs in this world where diligent effort will go unnoticed but screw-ups will be cause for major ass-reaming. Most any job in financial services falls into that category, for example. If you motivation for employment is to be petted, get a job as a dog.

    60. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Stregano · · Score: 1

      I do IT now, just no longer in the big corporate setting.

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    61. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You will be dealing with the poorest, most dishonest people on a day to day basis.

      the fact that you connect the two is concerning. I've met the poorest people in the worst part of town and they were all honest and nice people. But I keep forgetting that classism is strongest in the classless societies and "poor" is somehow related to "dishonest" and "dangerous."

      But, back to the point, it doesn't matter if someone's life is on the line. The assertion was that *every* job was how the OP described it, and that is simply false. You simply agreed with me, though with statements I'd want to greatly distance myself from.

      Lots of aspects of being a cop would get old real fast. Especially when you get older and have a family - if you get killed in the line of duty who looks after your kids?

      With the shoot-first attitude of the cops, they are actually pretty safe. Compare the likelihood of them dying on the job with others like taxi drivers and tell me who has the shitty job. And the older taxi drivers I know with kids do it *because of* their kids, not in spite of them, so I would assert your characterization of the risk to be unfounded and incorrect.

    62. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by seebs · · Score: 1

      No, not every job is like that. I don't know that I've ever had a job like that.

      Where I work, people screw up sometimes. The senior people are consistent about stepping forward and pointing out where they fucked up, and because they do it, so does everyone else. We spend VERY little time trying to assign blame. In fact, none; I don't think I've seen "blame" as a part of the process. We figure out what happened as quickly as possible so we can fix it. Heck, I once managed to break the entire build six times in a row with one simple cosmetic change (it was to the naming convention for toolchain components...), and all that happened was it got brought up in the "weekly accomplishments" section of our group meeting. And now people list that as the gold standard they're shooting for when they make invasive changes. :)

      And yes, we get recognized when we do well. There are attaboys galore, public compliments on work well done, deadlines made, and so on, and even sometimes bonuses.

      Seriously, it's a matter of picking the culture you want, and having enough buy-in to create that culture. Our management want us to run a decent culture where engineering can happen with minimal bullshit, and that's what we do.

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    63. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Reading the subject of this post, all I could think of was Robert DeNiro saying "Hell I don't know why ANYONE would want to be a Navy Diver1"

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    64. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same AC from GP.

      Sorry I took you up on your statement

      This statement remains equally true when replacing "INDUSTRY" with any line of work you care to name.

      You say nothing about personal fulfillment or "rockstar", just attention/credit. Attention is frequntly shined on salespeople I work near(and except for Radio Shack in places where I used to work). Frequently it's used as a way to motivate others, yes, but it's attention.

      If you had put sanything about feeling rewarded, valued and loved in their jobs I wouldn't have bothered to respond. Additionally at most interdepartmental meetings the kudos(individual and team) ALWAYS disproportionatly benefit the salespeople(sorry, not high enough to deal with the meetings where the C$O gets the credit).

      Finally, I never said nor implied that people are treated like rock stars for doing their fucking jobs in every other profession but IT.

    65. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by Americano · · Score: 1

      If "attention and credit" are the things you want, and you're claiming that they never happen to people in IT, then you're either an incompetent, surrounded by incompetents, or you work for the most evil company ever known to man.

      Be better at your job, or get a better job. IT people get plenty of "credit" and "attention" and "appreciation" - if you're not one of the people getting that treatment, then perhaps you don't deserve it.

    66. Re:Why WOULD anybody want to work in IT? by pacinpm · · Score: 1

      Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

      Is there any other reason to work AT ALL?

  7. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    and once again the neo-fascists forget about innoncent companies who have had their offices raided and lost days of productivity

  8. Like that's ever going to change... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

    No, seriously. It won't. If you think Management is going to own up to a fault (especially a massive one) of their making, and risk losing job, career, etc? Heh... good luck with working under that assumption.

    The best counter you can have against such a manager (especially one who consistently screws up) is to make sure you get a paper trail and project management chart all set - and get his signature on it! Then, be double-plus careful to note all changes and deviations, again with supporting evidence. It won't prevent an asshat from blaming you and/or your team anyway, but it will make fixing that blame much harder to do.

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    1. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Just be careful that the screw up manager doesn't realize what you are doing, and replace you on his schedule for someone that isn't going to create a problem for him later. Honestly, if you have a boss that is going to sink you, you are doomed at that job anyway. The only hope at that employer is if you are just cya'ing yourself until you can either get transferred to another department, or the manager leaves the company. Think carefully about whether those are realistic possibilities or not.

      I am soooo glad I work for one of those mythical good managers.

    2. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by segedunum · · Score: 2

      The best counter you can have against such a manager (especially one who consistently screws up) is to make sure you get a paper trail and project management chart all set - and get his signature on it!

      Heh. Many managers become very skilled at trying to avoid being nailed down by paper trails. One of the tactics is to try and get things done by phone where it's your word against theirs and they try and convince you that certain things have been agreed when you know fine well they haven't. I've had experience of this recently, and I've become equally adept at not answering the phone to her and only agreeing things via a collaboration system that copies in all interested parties (that's where e-mail is good)! She tries to avoid replying to it and gets visibly frustrated, but she can't get away from it.

    3. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Nocuous · · Score: 1

      ... Then, be double-plus careful to note all changes and deviations...

      Much as I'd like to think you wrote "double-plus careful" instead of, perhaps, "very careful," as an attempt at irony, I'm afraid you actually used Newspeak from "1984" as if you think it's standard English.

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    4. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that!

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    5. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely my current client.

    6. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I am soooo glad I work for one of those mythical good managers.

      I do now... but a previous position had me reporting to an asshat for a manager. I was lucky in that he wasn't bright enough to realize that he left a paper trail a mile wide, but yeah... if it was actually malicious (and not just incompetence), I doubt it would have helped much. He got thrown out after a major project failure, mostly for trying to keep changing priorities and add crap that was never in the original project plan.

      No idea if that particular company is still around...

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    7. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by minorproblem · · Score: 1

      I don't work in IT i am an engineer but i see many IT guys who are not proactive at all and just let problems develop, they don't suggest anything to management and just take what is handed to them and manage it. Then they wonder why management doesn't know any better when they haven't been providing any feedback.

      This is the equivalent of me designing a power system for a client, recognising a problem, but to just keep designing anyway as it wasn't in the specification. Any engineering doing this would be considered lazy and stupid, i don't see why IT people acting the same should think they are any different. There are far to many IT people who are not proactive, and that is why management doesn't trust them.

    8. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. When you see a blitz coming, be as diplomatic as possible getting management to sign off on it. Present it as whatever gets them hard, but make sure to include exactly how they want you to slit the companies throat.

      Catastrophic failures don't usually happen because an experienced admin has a bad day. Experienced admins plan for that. It happens because for the last year the admin has been getting the brush off by management by denying every purchase request and process/procedure because they can't fathom the tidal wave of shit that's coming. That's why they're management. And the admin is the admin.

      And when their business goes tits up for a day or a week because of their blatant ignorance, they will blame the admin. You can count on it. Why didn't you build fiber optic lines from plastic cups and make due with piano wire and string? You suck!

      Count on it. So with every admin job I have, my motto is simple. I was looking for a job when I came here, and I'll be looking for a job when I leave.

    9. Re:Like that's ever going to change... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      Why does the blame matter? That's all political BS. I don't care if I get blamed for my manager's incompetence. I've had my manager replace my name with his on stuff and take all the credit for it. That kind of stuff really doesn't matter, because I'm paid hourly for all of the time I work. Every time my advice is ignored, we create some total mess that results in more billable hours. As long as I keep getting paid, I don't care if only a small group of people know why they keep paying me. As long as my boss's boss's boss signs off on paying me more than they're supposed to pay us little IT people, I'm going to keep doing what I can to help solve problems, and if that means taking the blame for someone else's poor decision, oh well.

  9. Re:sigh by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    The guy who sneaks into your bookstore with a portable scanner and makes a copy of a book and leaves without buying anything isn't a "customer."

    No, that's what we call "a potential customer".

  10. Re:sigh by RsG · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's true for situations where the only copies of the software being run are pirated. And you're right that many a pirate mislabels himself a customer without understanding that, as they're doing squat to support the company that makes the software they pirate, said company has no incentive to play nice.

    But the situation with the BSA threatening to sue isn't usually that black and white. Far more often you have a situation where a company is running legitimate copies of BSA software on their machines, but also running "extra" copies. So you have ITExampleCorp that has 500 legit copies of XP running on 1500 machines, or something to that effect.

    Suing ExampleCorp in that instance is, in fact, suing your customer. Of course, what the BSA prefers to do is to instead demand that ExampleCorp buy licences from them to cover the other thousand boxes, using the threat of a lawsuit to make them comply.

    I'm not strictly disagreeing with you, but I do think you're conflating two different forms of piracy.

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  11. Re:sigh by Ilex · · Score: 1

    Once again, an anti-anti-piracy screed misunderstands what a "customer" is. A "customer" buys something. The guy who sneaks into your bookstore with a portable scanner and makes a copy of a book and leaves without buying anything isn't a "customer."

    Playing devils advocate. What if they buy the book scan and OCR the text then upload the text for everybody to share. Are they still a customer? Do you still sue?

  12. Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Stregano · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...throw employees under the bus. My boss told me I had X number of days to get a project done (X = I don't remember the days). The code needs to go through a senior developer before it hits QA. Here is the kicker: I was given this project because a senior developer did not have time to get it done. Now you may be thinking, "Well if the senior developer did not have enough time to do it, wouldn't that mean that he would not have time to go through the code?" If that is your question, the answer is, you are correct. The senior developer did not have time to look this over. What happened was that this sat at the senior developer for about 3 days with my boss yelling and getting snarky at me. I told him where the code was. No changes were required for the code. What happened was that this manager was looking to get rid of me (there are reasons that there is no need to bring up, but let me just say he pulled me into some office politics and I had never been in the situation and did not know how to handle it). and since this was a new manager, he thought he needed to fire somebody so that everybody knew who was boss (I seriously had confirmation of this with people I have kept in touch with from the company). Also, the senior developer the boss really liked. Even though the senior developer took 3 days and found nothing, I got fired from it.

    What does this have to do with anything? My boss really liked the other person and did not want to tell people in a business meeting that the project was late due to him taking too long. I got thrown under the bus since according to my boss, "if it was going to take that long for the senior developer, I should have gotten my portion done in 4 days instead of the 7 I took".

    Some IT managers will blame everything on the "worker bees" (even if it was the manager himself who pulled in an unrealistic due date when he personally knew how busy the senior developer was). He knew that the senior developer could not get the project done in time and needed a scape goat or whatever it is called, so it was all pinned on me. I will not say all of them, because I have had some incredible IT managers as well.

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    1. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...throw employees under the bus. Some IT managers will blame everything on the "worker bees" (even if it was the manager himself who pulled in an unrealistic due date when he personally knew how busy the senior developer was). He knew that the senior developer could not get the project done in time and needed a scape goat or whatever it is called, so it was all pinned on me. I will not say all of them, because I have had some incredible IT managers as well.

      First job I had with IT after getting my cert was in a situation like this...only with the help desk. Was actually doing the job of three people...while the programmers felt there were more special than anyone else...so I would get reamed out for not meeting their deadlines or mine for that matter. I was not happy and looking for a way out as fast as possible. Fortunately...I went to the department meeting and heard this from the manager..."Make sure we have no illegal software anywhere in the building. This sh!t cost the company $250K last year & I don't want it to happen again this year...especially with this upcoming merger". Working with the techs/contractors...they all had pirated stuff on their systems except for me running off of the Solaris box for the help desk. (Thank God I knew enough to run the help desk software...but nothing which wasn't M$. No matter what they tell you...ignorance is bliss in this situation.)

      They let me go a week or so later...since the low man on the totem pole isn't needed. Remembering the meeting...I called BSA and spilled names/servers/systems/software with all the stuff my co-workers were using. Not sure how it all turned out...but I had a better paying job with a better manager and a company three days later. Would've been at this company to this day...if the World Trade Towers hadn't come down in 2001.

      The problem with too many companies...you have too many people who have no business being a manager. Too bad kissing a$$ and fluffing your manager's d!ck is about the only thing it takes to become a manager in too many places. Even then...they have to keep kissing and fluffing to keep their job...since they have no idea on how to be even a bad or mediocre manager.

    2. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by DaMattster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see this happen all of the time. It really comes down to the fact that IT workers in the U.S. have no power and virtually little recourse of any kind. IT could benefit from unionizing but there is such a pervasive culture of fear that it would never happen. Unions can prevent petty situations like the story above by setting hard and fast contractual rules with the force of law not some arbitrary HR policy. We are treated at best as an expendable asset and at worst, an intangible liability. I am in the process of starting my own business and if and when I get big enough, I plan to start a new trend in which the "throwing under the bus" mentality will not be tolerated!

    3. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2
      I have seen those tricks played firsthand.

      Some managers prefer to rule by fear. Unrealistic schedules allow them to arbitrarily assign blame; because everyone is behind schedule on paper, no one can effectively defend themselves to charges of slacking.

    4. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The primary fear of unionizing IT in the US is not a fear of management, but a fear that the union turn out like every other union in the US.

    5. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      By which you mean teamsters? It's not like that's the only way to run a union.

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    6. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with sibling. There are numerous ways to run a union. Furthermore, I'm of the opinion that unions have a bad rap because they piss off the top dogs in a company by demanding higher wages and healthy working conditions. And its these top dogs that then push this idea that unions are the root of all EVIL.

      For Joe Average, they're actually a godsend by ensuring workers have a voice. Are you really getting your money's worth by paying into union dues? Unless you've elected a dunce of a representative, of course you are! It ensures employees have a seat at the decision making table, rather than getting railroaded. (Ergo the bargaining table, not the 'employer (or employee) is 110% right' table)

      With IT making up such an important component of business now-a-days, there is no reason a worker should be treated like 80 hours per week, on-call weekends, cubicalized disposable refuse. Especially when you have CEO X crying out that they couldn't possibly afford unions, when he (and localized lackeys) still gets a massive end-of-year bonus.

      (Of course, in the hopes of not being fired/ever being hired, I'm posting as ac)

    7. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, that people should own up to others' mistakes? I don't see describing reality as throwing someone under the bus, regardless of how badly they fucked up.

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    8. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      And time to have a real IT labor union.

    9. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unions are great for helping the underdog..... as well as capping the high achiever....

      The OP sounds like a victim of his own circumstance

    10. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      IT people do have power. Companies with good IT will do better, therefore they will have incentive to find and keep good IT people. Although it may not seem so, the skills required for IT are relatively rare. Therefore, IT people will probably be able to find another job. Which means, that shitty management will lose their best people. Unions for factory workers make sense, because factory workers require no special skill. I do not want to be part of a union, because I think it will hurt me rather than help me.

      I've heard some really messed up stories from friends who had to work at Auto factories. For example, my friend could not plug in his computer into the socket so he could start working, because that was the job of the unionized electrician. The factory workers were untouchable, and could only be fired if they did something illegal. This led to them doing the bare minimum. Of course, then they wanted an 8% raise every year. Although I'm not against unions, I think some of the unions have gotten too much power, and are crippling the companies they are working for.

    11. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all of you need to find your balls. You don't need a union. Stupid and inept people need unions. You can work at any company in any Country in the world- right now. Who else can say that? Not Doctors. Not Lawyers. Not anybody.

      When some manager wants to fire me to make a point, let him. Work somewhere else. If you are worth a half a crap you don't want to work for that company anyway. You are doing THEM a service, not the other way around.

      Your failback to socialist bargaining is pathetic. You might be comfy at first, but you will eventually strangle the company to death. Life is pain. Get used to it.

    12. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Another thing to mention: in Germany unions tend work really well, that country has the strongest economy in the EU, and can afford public healthcare, and don't have huge foreign debt like the US.

    13. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, I'm of the opinion that unions have a bad rap because they piss off the top dogs in a company by demanding higher wages and healthy working conditions.

      No, not at all.

      The purpose of a Union is to protect the workers against unfair or dangerous working conditions.
      Most Unions operate as if their job to to make sure that all the workers stay employed, no matter how piss-poor of a job they do, how many rules they break, or how much money they cost the company. Job performance is usually ignored, or when relevant the Union will just say the company is not properly measuring it.

      So most people who have a bad view of Unions hold such views because they don't see Unions fighting bad employers, they see them taking advantage of good ones.

    14. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      If you want to work in another country there are tons of special legal procedures for that (i.e. work permit). You can't just move there and find a job.

    15. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      The problem with American unions - particularly those from industry and manufacturing - is that they are products of the early-mid 1900s, and still treat both the workers and management with the same mentality - fear. There is an argument that the Union model is more or less outdated (and Big Unions have a bit too much in common with Big Business anyway).

      Maybe there is a model that IT types can build one from the ground up....but I don't know that it would work all that well.

    16. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by sorak · · Score: 1

      This is reminding me of the article from yesterday about how that a new hire was getting paid 30% more than someone who had been with the company for 10 years. The most common meme was "do your 50 hours, then go home and learn new things so that you can be more valuable to them later". I didn't comment, because I couldn't find the words to articulate my thoughts, but the phrase "chewed up and spit out" came to mind.

    17. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      Among the many reasons that unionizing is a terrible idea: I can think of no more effective way to accelerate the outsourcing trend than unionizing IT workers. Add in the deleterious effects on America's lauded startup culture and you have a disaster in the making.

    18. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, people who are in IT should understand the actual value of the CC and BCC fields. When you respond to a loud manager or an angry client, ALWAYS CC someone above them or parallel to them. You have to cover your ass here, especially when you think the sights are on you. If you don't cover then you deserve to get manhandled by some halfwit boss looking to make waves. In your case, CCing the project manager would have told that PM that your piece was done, then the senior dev needed to get it moving. So the PM would then goto either the senior dev or your jerk boss to ask where it is. Then when those two point fingers at you, you have the original email stating that the code is not with you anymore.

      And then, when your jerk boss still wants you out and goes to HR with a sob story about your laziness, you have covered your ass and protected your right to bring a suit against an idiot like the boss.

    19. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Stregano · · Score: 1

      I tried to sum up the entire story, but obviously there is alot I did not cover. I went to the Director (who is just above the team I was on at the time) and nothing happened. He decided that he should not take sides and that we should "settle it like adults". Unfortunately, the same thing happened at HR.

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    20. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't feel like it's a fabrication from CEO's, though they'd likely prefer things the way they are. I wouldn't want to be part of most any modern labor union either. Having worked closely with union workers, the sad fact is that much of the "protection" offered by them has severe side-effects for the workers themselves.

      I get by on being good at what I do. In the rare case that an employer doesn't see the value in that and treats me badly, I make it clear that I won't tolerate it, and if necessary I go elsewhere. I prefer this. And I certainly wouldn't want to have a third party determining my pay from a spreadsheet and "years in".

      Nor do I want them handling my money and taking their cut. Of course, that's just me. I know lots of lesser IT people that would love to unionize and be compensated the way I am without any fear of competition or termination.

    21. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      So... not unionizing will make you keep your job because the bosses won't fire you?

      Look, "unionizing" means different things to people from different countries so keep in mind that when people say this, they may mean something very different from the actual unions in the US. But "unionizing" basically boils down to cooperating with your fellow workers to defend yourself against pointy-haired evil bosses. That's just being smart because if it's just you against your manager, he's holding all the cards.

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    22. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by jrade · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, this was a large company you worked at? In general (there are exceptions), the larger the company, the worse management is. I used to work for a company that was 15,000+. I hated it (office politics, nothing to do, terrible co-workers). Now I work for a company of 100 (half are IT). Much better and my management are really great people and take care of us.

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    23. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The union that you are a member of is your friend. It works for your interests.

      The union that you are not a member of is very likely your enemy. It works for someone else's interests, very likely not yours.

      Consider how much extra you pay in taxes due to the existence of construction unions that make highway workers get paid more, for instance. Not to mention public employee unions and others that the government must work through. A person standing holding a "GO/SLOW" sign on a roadway all day may get paid as much as an entry-level software engineer, without having had to previously fund a college degree in computer science first.

    24. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean it'll negotiate for 8-hour days, 40-hour weeks, and annual raises? Sign me up!!

    25. Re:Some IT Managers are Quick to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The U.S. has states bigger than Germany. In order for socialism to work, there has to be at least as many producers as there are looters. The problem in America is that we have far more looters than producers with many more looters streaming over the border unfettered.

  13. You know the old saying by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    For want of a nail...

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  14. This is a fundamental flaw by yuhong · · Score: 1

    This is a fundamental flaw of top-down command and control, probably helped by a cover up culture.

  15. Re:sigh by Americano · · Score: 1

    Suing ExampleCorp in that instance is, in fact, suing your customer. Of course, what the BSA prefers to do is to instead demand that ExampleCorp buy licences from them to cover the other thousand boxes, using the threat of a lawsuit to make them comply.

    You're not suggesting that this is an unreasonable course of action are you?

    If you're audited, and found to have 500 legal copies of the software running on 1500 systems, demanding that the person who is in violation of the license terms pay for the other 1000 copies they're using seems pretty reasonable to me.

  16. Re:sigh by Americano · · Score: 2

    They're still a "customer" of Barnes & Noble, or Amazon, or wherever they bought the book. They're also still a pirate violating the author's copyright. And for the violation of the copyright, yes, the person whose rights are being violated should still sue.

  17. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, better yet, PCs get recycled to other employees in different job roles, and ExampleCorp doesn't fully wipe the PC before transferring it. Or they delete the software, but the BSA goons run an undelete utility and claim infringement because the bits were still on the hard drive.

  18. Sign of Bad Management by Kneo24 · · Score: 0

    Ultimately, it's the manager who is in charge of their "worker bees". If their employees aren't up to par and you've tried to help them improve and they can't or wont, shit can them. It's quite simple really. If you aren't getting rid of the bad eggs for your team, guess where the problem lies? Hint, it's actually not the bad egg anymore, it's the person in charge.

  19. Re:sigh by RsG · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I wasn't coming down on either side of the argument there - I wasn't condoning or condemning the BSA's actions in that hypothetical case, just stating that that's their standard MO.

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  20. Re:sigh by maugle · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't forget the ITExampleCorp that has 1500 legit copies of XP running on 1500 machines, but when the BSA come a-knockin' can't definitively prove that each machine has a valid license. Say, the machines started out OK, but over the course of business they got wiped, reinstalled, cloned, moved, repurposed, etc... There may still be 1500 licenses and 1500 machines, but that won't cut it when dealing with the BSA. In the end, ITExampleCorp is coerced into shelling out even more money to appease the BSA and be deemed "legit", even though they did nothing wrong.

    So, yeah, suing a customer.

  21. Re:sigh by Americano · · Score: 1

    Fair enough. I just had to ask because TFA describes them as an "extortion racket," and it strikes me that if that's what they do, it doesn't seem all that unreasonable.

    I can understand why the BSA would be antithetical to FOSS types, but what you described doesn't sound like particularly vicious tactics.

  22. Lack of communications by thewiz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are a few things I've seen in work places that really contribute to the bashing:
    1. Suits who won't talk to IT staff
    2. IT staff that won't talk to suits
    3. Both sides bitch about the other behind closed doors and the grapevine still passes the scuttlebutt
    4. Both sides having a superiority complex

    I'd encourage the IT staffs to go and talk with your management. You'll be glad you did.

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    1. Re:Lack of communications by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      When the IT staff knows more about Management's Job (who, what, when, why and how) than the manager knows about IT's job (not really even in the ballpark) then there is a problem. Most IT people I know are very knowledgeable about a great number of topics and fields because they have to in order to be good at IT, while Managers often don't have to know anything except how to screw people to get to the top (either figuratively or literally or both).

      Both have a superiority complex, and both is earned, just in different skill sets.

      As a BOFH, I'm also keenly aware that I'm Smarter than many in Admin and use it to protect myself from backstabbing that comes with management. I also realize that I'm not Management material, even though I could play their games better than they can, I don't like myself when I do. I realized many years ago, that I am too honest to compete with lying weasels.

      Funny thing is, people know who the lying backstabbing weasels are and we tend to route around them. No need to talk to management in those cases, it just arms them against you. You do your job, document everything, you tell them why their pet project won't work before it gets implemented, you work hard implementing their hair brained ideas and when it blows back on you, unleash your paper trail.

      And when they try to implement you as sabotaging their project, you realize how screwed you could be if you didn't work hard and document everything. That is when you break out the vendor's email saying "this thing wasn't designed the way Management wants to implement it, it won't work." Then you can smugly smile and say, "I knew this back when, but Management didn't want to listen."

      Then they fire you (too smug), and promote the idiot manager to VP of something (hoping he can do less harm further up the chain).

      sarcasm\ No this never happened to me /sarcasm

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    2. Re:Lack of communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ass kissing = promotion. Indians are good at this.

    3. Re:Lack of communications by minorproblem · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the biggest problem i see in most workplaces is lack of communication.

    4. Re:Lack of communications by jimicus · · Score: 2

      "Talk to" isn't the problem, I've yet to meet a manager who didn't like the sound of his own voice. "Listen to", however, is a totally different kettle of fish.

    5. Re:Lack of communications by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      My last position was as the network admin for a school district and they always said "You don't communicate with us", when by "us" they meant the CAO (Chief Academic Officer, a superintendent most other places who don't prefer 'fancy' titles). I sent weekly status emails, I tried to get sit down appointments (always canceled on me since I wasn't 'important'), I called his secretary enough hers was the only phone extension I remembered... But somehow I didn't 'communicate' enough what I was doing and what we needed to do...

      This got worse when the old CAO died and they put two people into the CAO spot (joint command as it was) and at best a sit down meeting with both would never happen... They shared the former secretary, whose extension I still knew well, and I had an even harder time trying to get them to sit down with me. I ended getting wrote up and given a week without pay for an issue I tried every way I could to make them aware of... But yet again I wasn't 'communicating the situation' to them. Yet the only thing I didn't do was stand outside their office doors and yell out the situation to them...

      Some how I don't think that was my fault... On the other hand after three years of 'excellent' (their words not mine) service, they went behind my back and outsourced me. I was already looking for a new job, but unfortunately the market where I am has had nothing for nearly 2 years now... I'm always 'overqualified' or 'underqualified' for any jobs I can find... A massively annoying position.

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    6. Re:Lack of communications by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If it were me, I'd stalk them. seriously, follow them around until you get your meeting, and open it with "I'm trying to work on my level of communication". Then when they complain about how you don't talk with them later, ask them if you need to carpool with them.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  23. hmmm... by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    IT leadership in my company turns over about every 6 months to a year.

    For i until Bankrupt = 'yes'
              Huge problem happens...
              IT leadership is canned...
              New guy/girl comes in...
              BIG CHANGE!!!
              MASSIVE HIRING!!!
              BIG PROJECTS!!!
              Bill comes...
              VPs panic... there are charts and graphs depicting the panic in graphic detail...
              IT leadership is canned...
              Change canceled...
              Layoffs...
              Projects canceled...
              New IT leadership declares the "Restructuring" was a "Massive success"
    Next i

    1. Re:hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pidgin management:
            New manager lands at your job
            New guy shiats all over everything
            New guy flies away

      Repeat ad nauseum...

    2. Re:hmmm... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Sounds exactly like management in my employer's US office. Before they closed the US office.

      They closed it because every six months we had to send someone over there to sack about 40-70% of the staff - and every six months staff numbers had crept back up again. It would appear we were filling our offices with empire builders to the extent that there was nobody left to do any work.

      I believe at one point I counted the layers of management and came back with about 6 or 7. In an office with 100 staff.

  24. Re:sigh by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, FOSS types love the BSA. Not only are they "vigorous" in promoting license compliance, but they're a walking billboard for the pitfalls of closed source/proprietary software.

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  25. Nothing new... by Stormthirst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is nothing new. Any industry is exactly the same. Blame it on whatever you like.

    I used to work in IT - management would screw over the staff at a moments notice for no readily apparent reason.
    I now work in Healthcare - where managed screw over the staff at a moments notice for no readily apparent reason.

    It's called Capitalism.

    1. Re:Nothing new... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      It's called human nature - unless you think there is some sort of human organization where there aren't people in charge.

    2. Re:Nothing new... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm....I don't think that any other economic system would be any different.

    3. Re:Nothing new... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Capitalism, ha? And what do you think happened and happens in countries with somewhat different structures?

      Management gets to walk and some poor schmuck gets a bullet.

    4. Re:Nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm....I don't think that any other economic system would be any different.

      Then you didn't live in USSR. Yes, it was different. Life was pretty slow and there were lots of places to work. It was also harder for bosses to screw with people. USSR was much more meritocratic. Especially before seventies.

      Actually, it is hard to describe the difference in a few words, because it was like living in another universe. Try and make a comprehensive research on this.

      My final point is that different economic systems produce pretty much different people and sometimes orthogonally different lifestyles. Marx was probably right.

  26. Note to Carla Schroder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, as techies it really is part of our job to learn how to explain things understandably to laypeople. And do it without techie terms, so you can forbid joe redneck officefodder to use terms like "cpu", which he'll think means the computer case and the magic inside. To him, that's accurate enough. But to us techies, it's not. It's in fact so wrong as to be painfully reminiscent of carco culting. So don't use those terms, and talk in language laypeople understand.

    In the same vein it is the brass' job to explain in terms laypeople, like us techies, will understand what they're up to. That's part of leadership that's part and parcel of good management. That also means getting rid of the entire middle layer of buzzword-salad spouting cattle. We need good managers. We should demand that from our brass. And they ought to deliver, too.

  27. Related programmer joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of the programmer joke:

    A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

    The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

    "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

    "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

    The man below replies, "You must work in management."

    "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

    "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

  28. I read both articles. by davev2.0 · · Score: 0

    It is interesting to me that Carla shows all the arrogance, cockiness, self-righteousness, and dismissiveness that is mentioned in the article. She defends most of those mentioned in the CW article, with the sole exception of "Sally" with whom she wistfully sympathizes to the point of sounding regretful.

    No wonder she doesn't like the first article. She is the exact same kind of person who does the things mentioned in the first article.

  29. Mod parent up... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    ...like a hot air balloon.

    Seriously, that was the best thing in this thread so far.

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    There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
  30. Every persistent problem is a management problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every problem that persists in any organization (not just IT) is a management problem. If the problem is with a manager, it's a management problem one level higher.

  31. IT Management has no idea so that why they blam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT Management has no idea so that why they blame the workers I looking at you CITY of SF.

  32. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    I have a little sympathy for "Sally". What she did was wrong and I don't condone it, but the article (clearly written from a management perspective), is rather cavalier about the company just essentially eliminating their IT department. Cost cutting is as cost cutting does, and I don't know the whole story (it may have really been a necessary measure), but the whole thing is treated kinda like "Oh well she was just a little upset because she was being let go." As opposed to "She was rightfully pretty damned pissed that the company was terminating her after 8 years of what appeared to be service they were extremely happy with, to save a few bucks, and they weren't even bothering to be upfront about it."

    As it turns out she was probably a thief, or very very careless, but clearly no one knew that when the decision was made. All in all I'd say a better "lesson learned" from that one is "be upfront with your employees about major changes in their careers due to company action, and help them in every reasonable way to adjust to the changes you caused." Not: " Watch your evil employees like hawks when you're about to screw them to make sure they don't screw you first."

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  33. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, better yet, PCs get recycled to other employees in different job roles, and ExampleCorp doesn't fully wipe the PC before transferring it.

    You mean like what happened to Ernie Ball, who are now entirely OSS based?

  34. Time for a union!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for a union!!!!!!!

  35. The higher you go up the ladder... by bunhed · · Score: 1

    ...the less oxygen there is.

  36. Keyword seems to be "oversight" by flabbergast · · Score: 1

    The keyword seems to be "oversight," or lack thereof. "Ed" was one of six workers at a $250 million retailer in Pa. "Ed" has a boss and he/she only had to look after 6 people. Six people! How do you not know what Ed is doing? And as a company that has $250 million in revenue, how are there only six people?

    "Sally" had "privilege escalation" at a Fortune 500 company. Why? Because she puts out fire and was "special." She worked from home. Where was her boss in all this? Why didn't that person realize that perhaps "Sally" shouldn't have had "privilege escalation?"

    In all of this, where were the managers? Aren't they supposed to manage resource? Shouldn't they be held accountable for lack of oversight?

  37. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair enough. I just had to ask because TFA describes them as an "extortion racket," and it strikes me that if that's what they do, it doesn't seem all that unreasonable.

    It isn't fair to call them an "extortion racket."

    "Gestapo" is a much better better epithet.

  38. Fireman or Pyromaniac: Both in Fire Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Management cannot tell the difference between good IT and bad IT people.

    I use the Fireman/Pyromaniac analogy. As far as management is concerned, they are both in the fire business. And Firemen are treated like pyromaniacs.

    A guru is a type of bully. We have to face up to this.

    http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/serial.htm#Guru

    IT is an easy place for these guru bullies to hide, because management has no clue. It cannot tell the firemen from the pyros.

    Too many of our IT brothers and sisters baffle with bullshit. Because saying "I don't know" is political suicide.

    Too many are in the IT business that should not be in it. The MSCE and Y2K really exacerbated this with an influx of quick buck artists and opportunists.

    The head computer guy should be best buddies with, and lunching with the controller. Not playing video games or feeding his gizmo fetish on the company's dime.

    The other problems is that we deal with reality. You can't bullshit a compiler. Either the server boots or it does not. No PR campaign, no image management, no group think, no politics, no backstabbing, no WORDS or DELUSIONS are going to change the fact the server still does not boot.

    The IT guy gets to bear a lot of bad news.

    Another problem is time and budget pressure. Tends to fray tempers. No time, no money and the server won't boot. Denial is not a management option at this point.

    Put on a helmet. It's gonna get worse.

  39. Re:sigh by corbettw · · Score: 1

    You're right, FOSS types never sue anyone for violating a license. Except when they do.

    Violating a license from a developer, whether that license comes with a dollar tag or not, is not something responsible IT folks should encourage.

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  40. Re:sigh by _KiTA_ · · Score: 2

    So you have ITExampleCorp that has 500 legit copies of XP running on 1500 machines, or something to that effect.

    Suing ExampleCorp in that instance is, in fact, suing your customer. Of course, what the BSA prefers to do is to instead demand that ExampleCorp buy licences from them to cover the other thousand boxes, using the threat of a lawsuit to make them comply.

    Which, of course, often comes back to bad management.

    IT guy: "Hey, we're running 1500 computers on 500 legit copies of XP. We need to fix this, immediately."
    Manager: "It's working, right?"
    IT guy: "Yes, but, it's illegal. We're going to need to plop down a significant chunk of change to become compliant."
    Manager: "There's no budget for that, and I'm not asking MY boss for extra funds for it. Just ignore it."
    IT guy: "Er, ok, but I want it officially noted I object to this."
    Manager: "Stupid un-manageable dork."
    BSA: "Boogity boogity boo!"
    Manager's Boss: "Why is your department running illegal copies of Windows XP?"
    Manager: "It's them damn nerds down in IT, you can't trust'm!"
    Manager's Boss: "Ah, good to hear. Here's your bonus. Mine's bigger."
    Manager: "About the um... YP thing the eggheads were complaining about? We need to budget some money to fix it, I guess."
    Manager's Boss: "... It's working, right?"

    Repeat ad nauseum.

  41. Re:sigh by corbettw · · Score: 1

    If you can't find your licenses, call your VAR. They'll have them on file somewhere; if they don't, time to pick a new VAR (and sue the old one for all the damages the BSA hit you with; it should be a certainty that you still have records of your original purchase from them).

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  42. Re:sigh by Cwix · · Score: 1

    Literally loled on that one. Good job.

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  43. Re:sigh by sjames · · Score: 1

    If only the BSA did that. They're more into socking small to medium sized businesses with huge bills when they can only prove that they bought 990 out of the 1000 licenses they need in theory (even if the vendor told them 950 was sufficient for their use).

  44. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was let go from one large company I never left logic bombs in things I wrote... no... the applications would simply stop working after a few months because applications aren't written in their obsolete macro tool of choice, so nobody else knows how to fix them should simple formatting changes occur in the input data.

    As it was, I was amazed that they were still using such an obsolete tool, (there have been new versions of it, but they were using the old version so they wouldn't have to license the new one, and so all old versions of scripts would continue to work.)

  45. Re:sigh by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    There are few "full black" sheep that have no licenses whatsoever. Usually the BSA crashes into a company on a more or less reliable source (disgruntled employee) who may even have a case where a company failed to keep up with the sometimes rather obscure licensing requirements and schemes of various companies. Quite frankly, if you want to get a company in trouble today, don't send the IRS anymore. Send the BSA. The chance that they somehow, somewhere, some way forgot or overlooked something is WAY higher, their licensing crap is way less transparent than the tax laws ever were.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  46. Re:sigh by sjames · · Score: 1

    The thing is that history suggests that they will sock a company with HUGE fines if they find that they can only prove they bought 1450 copies when they're running 1500. They are not interested in the idea that it was an innocent mistake or that the paperwork might be lost in the shuffle. They will demand far more than the cost of the 50 copies.

    The entire air around them reads like "that's some nice software you got there. It'd be a real shame if some of it weren't licensed..."

  47. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by jthill · · Score: 1

    Sally gets no sympathy for her response just as her management gets no sympathy for what produced it. But yeah, if it was just hers I might not have posted. Other cases presented (as real, bs-meters didn't twitch) ... flat criminals, given no-oversight keys to core business systems.

    So I also don't agree with your summary of the takeaway. You've got an organization that large, you're obligated to protect it. You're admin'ing a large server, do you turn off security because having it on is insulting? Not keep logs, or just never check them? They're talking about sensible basics.

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  48. Re:sigh by arth1 · · Score: 2

    Sometimes it's damn hard to be compliant.

    - An employee is terminated, and the license for something he installed years ago on a server is non-transferable. The software keeps on running as it always has, until an audit discovers that the person is no longer with the company.

    - A legacy system runs software that since then has been bought by another company. While you have a legal license with the original company, this can not be verified.

    - You use both open sourced and closed source licenses of the same software. An audit counts all, and sees that the number of closed source licenses is lower than the total. Good luck explaining that you can use both at the same time.

    - Virtual machines that never run at the same time share licenses. The audit needs all of them turned on at the same time.

    There's so many pitfalls it's not even funny. And quite often, companies pay for lots of licenses they don't use, or have for several times.

  49. Won't work by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    IT workers are like all other kinds of workers - they think they're rugged individualists who can stand as an army of One against a totally unified management. And if they cannot, they think they can start their own businesses.

    Of course the road of unemployment is littered with tons of squirrels who think this way. But hey, IT workers look at them as examples of natural selection. At least, until they themselves are outsourced and they find themselves spending 4 additional years in college burning through their severance package while amassing ten thousand in debt... you get the picture.

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  50. Re:sigh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    It's also common that XYZ corp has 1500 desktops and can only prove that they paid for 1200 licenses, when in fact they have 1600 licenses and maybe some irregularities in documentation. Hence the appeal of site licenses, where you buy the thing twice.

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  51. Re:sigh by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    You're right, FOSS types never sue anyone for violating a license.

    That was the opposite of what I was trying to get across. The BSA increases the visibility of license compliance as a serious issue (a good thing for FOSS), while being total thugs about it (also a good thing for FOSS). It's win/win.

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  52. Re:sigh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    They certainly don't show up with the sheriff and a swat team, or trash a bunch of computers because they don't understand this whole 'UNIX' thing.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  53. Re:sigh by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    If the people hurt by the BSA were all scurrilous pirates, I'd agree and applaud. But what about the companies who made a good faith effort to keep in compliance with the twisty and not well documented little passages of company-wide server, desktop and portable licenses, and then got nailed anyway? What about a system that makes it easy to accuse and very difficult to prove innocence?

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  54. Re:sigh by yuhong · · Score: 1

    But that has nothing to do with the BSA.

  55. Re:sigh by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A former company of mine ran into this issue, and the issue was that over the years they had purchased from multiple VARs, some of which no longer existed. How do you ask your VAR to check your licenses, when the VAR has vanished from the earth?

    This isn't even rare. Any company that has been in business for a significant amount of time (say, since Windows for Workgroups) will have gone through several VARs, had churn amongst all personnel who might know about licensing, and couldn't tell you where all their licenses are if you put a gun to their heads. I guess in that case you just re-purchase some subset of your licenses every few years. This must be the "rental" model I've been hearing about.

    Even in cases where licenses were purchased directly from the vendor, the contract was sometimes vague as to exactly how many licenses of what type could be in use simultaneously. In the best of times it's a headache.

    It's "showing intent" that's missing from the equation.

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    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  56. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't agree with her response, just think she is more sympathetic than the others. My problem with the way the whole tale was presented was that the company's actions, which in my opinion were very nearly as bad as "Sally's" are glossed over as perfectly reasonable. Of course you outsource the entire department. Of course you don't tell anyone till the last possible moment. Of course you don't provide counseling or job search assistance.

    While their points about escalation of privileged and job separation are perfectly valid, their most "valuable" piece of advice for this one appeared to be "Watch your employees close when you're about to screw them, the sneaky bastard probably figured it out." They didn't even bother to mention being open and honest with your staff, providing transition services or any of the other things the company could have to done to prevent or cushion the proximal cause of the employee anger.

    Sure, watch people, especially people under stress. Sure, don't give people access to systems they don't need access too. Sure, make sure you know who has what keys. Also treat people with a bit of respect and don't fuck with them any more than you have to at a bad time.

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  57. Modern Life by monkeymanatwork · · Score: 2

    I fail to understand, in our modern society, why we retain this system of management-worker relations that is more appropriate to the mid-twentieth century. We rarely have strikes anymore (the ones that stand out are those by millionaire athletes, not laborers). We have effectively replicated the feudal system in modern times, with management operating as the king's court, complete with courtiers vying for executive favors. The best advice I can give my children (and this goes for more than just IT careers - doctors and lawyers play this game too) is to be mediocre at your job, but excel at playing the corporate system. Since government is likewise organized, and the corporate world wields so much power, this arrangement is not likely to change without a revolution - economic or otherwise.

    1. Re:Modern Life by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I fail to understand, in our modern society, why we retain this system of management-worker relations that is more appropriate to the mid-twentieth century.

      Because companies that don't organize themselves like this, fail. It's that simple. The closest you get to a worker-run company is something like Jack Stack's Great Game of Business, where it becomes a team operation, but it still has people doing management things. If you can come up with a business structure of reasonable size (ie. more than 30 people) that doesn't have management, and doesn't have major holes, I would be impressed.

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    2. Re:Modern Life by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      It's usually a question of management which does know something about what they're manageing.

    3. Re:Modern Life by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      You can take that metaphor further: Read Management and Machiavelli, by Antony Jay, to see just that.

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  58. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by winwar · · Score: 1

    "You've got an organization that large, you're obligated to protect it."

    Which is why management is ultimately responsible. They make the decisions. If they get credit for the positives then they get credit for the negatives. Don't want credit for the negatives? Then don't take credit for the positives. Companies with good management minimize the effect of bad employees. If you have a problem with bad employees, you don't have good management. That doesn't mean the employees are excused from their conduct or not prosecuted or the like.

  59. Re:sigh by jimicus · · Score: 1

    You're not suggesting that this is an unreasonable course of action are you?

    If you're audited, and found to have 500 legal copies of the software running on 1500 systems, demanding that the person who is in violation of the license terms pay for the other 1000 copies they're using seems pretty reasonable to me.

    Most businesses - if they're sued by someone they have a business relationship with - will generally speaking cut all business ties with that organisation once the lawsuit's done and dusted.

    The BSA essentially provides software companies with a third-party to do the suing. "Oh no, we didn't sue you", say Adobe, "that was the BSA. Sorry to hear of the troubles you've had - how many copies of Photoshop shall I put you down for?".

    In many cases, even when the business owner is well aware that the BSA is nothing more than a front so you can pretend you don't have to cut business ties with Microsoft, Adobe et al, there's not a lot they can do about it. While we may bang on about F/OSS on /., for many products even when there are F/OSS alternatives, by the time you've written the requirements down there's a good chance you've excluded most, if not all of them.

  60. What about the Matrix? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    What about the Matrix?

  61. same everywhere. by luther349 · · Score: 1

    dosent matter where you work management will run over there employees.hell basic human nature there. if you can gain something by running over some strangers wouldent you.

  62. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't agree with her response, just think she is more sympathetic than the others. My problem with the way the whole tale was presented was that the company's actions, which in my opinion were very nearly as bad as "Sally's" are glossed over as perfectly reasonable. Of course you outsource the entire department. Of course you don't tell anyone till the last possible moment. Of course you don't provide counseling or job search assistance.

    Unless there was a requirement in her contract for advance notification, she shouldn't expect one. Just like the boss shouldn't expect advance notification if she had been looking for other work and decided to quit.

    But the most telling part of this whole story is that none of the other outsourced employees decided to get revenge on the boss. Yet they were all in the same position, so what's different about her? My guess is simple- her opinion of her 8 years of work most likely is quite a bit different than what the boss felt. I can't count how many times I've heard people who are well known to be the worst person in the group touting their awesome work ethic and massive knowledge and skill base. I have very, very rarely heard anybody straight out admit that they sucked, were lazy, or otherwise a screwup at work, even when they get caught doing something stupid. Hell, at one of my first jobs, working in a casino, we fired a book-keeper for embezzling a pretty big pile of cash. But even at her trial, she insisted that it was somehow "owed" to her because she was such an "awesome" employee and wasn't being paid enough, treated right, etc.

    Ya, sometimes bosses screw you over; that's life. It's still not ANY justification for taking revenge against them. They already paid you for the job you did, get over your personal issues and concentrate on finding a new job.

  63. Re:sigh by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    The BSA are not the police though so if they come to "audit" you telling them to fuck off and maybe try to make an appointment next time is the correct response.

    Saying that MS can be asshats about licensing too. The last place I worked wanted to sell second hand refurbished PCs but MS insisted that the Windows license was only for the original owner and could not be transferred. I.e. every machine that was being sold for £30 upwards needed a new Windows license at £70 a pop. We just ignored them as we felt their position was not legally sound and they shut up about it.

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  64. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    Where I live (Hungary, Eastern-Europe), labour law mandates andvance notficiation for both the employer and the employee (it's 30 days). I guess there's a similar law in other EU countries as well.

  65. Nice conspiracy theory... by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    These are the problems that most union opponents have with them:

    1) Unions protect mediocre employees.
    2) Unions frequently demand pay and benefits which are not appropriate for the job; the average senior UAW member makes substantially more money than most senior software engineers I know.
    3) Unions won't back down in the name of the common good when everyone is suffering. Government employee unions are particularly bad for this.
    4) Many of us believe that you shouldn't have to be a member of a union to have a job in any company or field.

  66. CSC is a prime example on a large scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CSC recently decided they couldn't meet the projected #s they had promised to Wall Street, so unilaterally cut a week of pay, in exchange for forced vacation at the lower rate. They did this to the entire outsourcing group, even the accounts who bill by the hour. That will cost them more than they gain for those accounts.

    An employee asked "you speak of your commitments to Wall Street, what of your commitments to your employees?" The response was "at least we didn't fire you"

  67. Re:sigh (Meet Ernie Ball) by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

    The BSA has a reputation as a extortion racket. What a great business model, sue your own customers! Only in tech. Once again, an anti-anti-piracy screed misunderstands what a "customer" is. A "customer" buys something. The guy who sneaks into your bookstore with a portable scanner and makes a copy of a book and leaves without buying anything isn't a "customer."

    Really? Meet Ernie Ball. He makes a pretty case of it being a racket.

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  68. The Wreckers by Renraku · · Score: 2

    Look at oldschool Russian communism. Anytime something went wrong, they'd tortue/interrogate/imprison anyone in order to extol the virtues of communism. In fact, they'd rather throw hundreds of people under the bus than admit that maybe they might possibly potentially be a problem. Sound familiar? Businesses are the same way.

    The people in charge will do absolutely anything to remain in charge. This includes cherry picking the most complacent and defeated workers, and even creating the most complacent and defeated workers through a long series of soul crushing punishments. Like punishing you with menial labor if you finish your assigned duties before the end date. Put in 110% once? Congratulations, that 110% is now your 100%. You'll miss that raise for not giving even more than that when someone else makes tiny but consistent improvements over a few years, even though you work twice as fast, more efficiently, etc.

    The end result is a crushed and defeated workforce. You can see this when people are too terrified to say hi to their supervisors or higher ups when they see them out in public. They instead avert their eyes in shame. Same thing in Russia, back in the day. You don't talk to a member of the Party because you might get interrogated.

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  69. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by jthill · · Score: 1

    The view they present is not what you and TFA say it is. The view they present is that some people can be provoked to vengeful and even criminal behavior, and some get there all by themselves. That employees have no monopoly on behavior like that, that people inside the management tribe are just as prone, is beside their point, but they certainly didn't hesitate to make it all the same, now, did they? In fact, the three examples they detailed cover the spectrum: one case of flatly criminal and unprovoked fraud, one case of a vengeful but panicked reaction, and one case provoked by entirely justified hatred.

    I think that your premise and TFA's accusation, that Computerworld's post is self-serving and blinkered, constitute exactly the tribally-motivated defensive projection you're attributing to them.

    I think that there's far more than enough of that going around, and if you want to find tribal and stupid managers pointing fingers only outside the camp you won't have to look very far.

    That I can look at the mod scores and see a lot of people inside my own camp doing the exact same thing doesn't surprise me a bit. But don't ask me to like it or stay silent about it. If you want to claim "their" behavior is worse than "ours", then act like it. But don't expect any group that accepts tribalism to ever achieve it. None ever have. Go take a listen to "For What It's Worth", or "Us and Them", to pick only two examples of people making that point rather more gently than I just did.

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  70. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well you can't have it both ways..... Either you pay for it and supposedly have "amazing software(TM)!), or you use something free.....

    It's expected the FOSS Guys wont let you cheat and avoid using their code while at the same time not incurring the penalty for not using said free code (cost).

  71. i'm astonished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm astonished. So many people on this site are blaming the management for crimes committed by employees. Like the managers weren't good enough or something. The people in that article were criminals, to put it simply.

  72. Re:sigh by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    Sounds like my last job ;).

  73. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    Where do you get this? I have, not once, but twice now, said I don't approve of her actions. I also say "company's actions, which in my opinion were very nearly as bad as "Sally's" are glossed over as perfectly reasonable." Note the bold. "Sally's" actions were the worse of the two. She was wrong, however she was more understandable in her actions than the others. The other two were flatly criminal and I don't claim otherwise anywhere.

    I'm not being "tribal" here, she was in the wrong but so was her company. The article presents her as wrong, but ignores the company's wrongdoing (beyond superficial and obvious security mistakes). I'm not saying she shouldn't have been let go, I don't know what the company's situation was. It's quite possible that they had little choice. What I am saying is that there are different ways to handle layoffs, and based on the info in the article this company handled them in the least friendly possible way.

    Mow maybe the company did give notice to their employees that layoffs were imminent. Maybe they provided good severance packages, job search assistance or career counseling. I don't know, but it's not mentioned in the article. If they did do all of that, the article could have mentioned it. It would have made "Sally" seem that much less sympathetic. If they didn't do any mitigation, the article could easily have mentioned that too. It would have fit quite nicely into the lessons learned. People who are treated well in a bad situation, like unavoidable layoffs, are much less likely to be revenge motivated than people who are treated poorly. It doesn't mean some sociopath won't do something evil anyway, but at the very least it's a *a* good counter strategy to the revenge motivation.

    Security is about more than making sure systems are locked down and people are prevented from getting access to unnecessary privileges. There's a social aspect as well. A disgruntled employee is much more likely to do bad things than a happy or at least content employee. people who are treated with respect are (generally) happier, and happy people are (generally) less likely to do damage. You don't want to base your entire enterprise security strategy around "Happy people", but it should definitely be something that gets considered.

    The article even acknowledges this, saying that you should keep a particular eye on people when news like layoffs could leak out. That would have been a perfect place to segue into talking about how to manage these sorts of crisis to minimize employee unhappiness and thus minimize the chance of people even wanting revenge.

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  74. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by IICV · · Score: 1

    As it turns out she was probably a thief, or very very careless, but clearly no one knew that when the decision was made. All in all I'd say a better "lesson learned" from that one is "be upfront with your employees about major changes in their careers due to company action, and help them in every reasonable way to adjust to the changes you caused." Not: " Watch your evil employees like hawks when you're about to screw them to make sure they don't screw you first."

    Hah! As if! I mean, just compare these two quotes from the article:

    "Sally," a systems administrator and a database manager, had been with a Fortune 500 consumer products company for 10 years and was one of its most trusted and capable IT workers...
    She was known as a pinch-hitter -- someone who was able to help solve all kinds of problems.

    And then:

    Eventually, they traced the sabotage to Sally and confronted her. In return for Sally's agreement to help fix the systems, the company did not prosecute her. In addition, Sally had to agree never to talk publicly about the incident. "They didn't want her going on Oprah and talking about how she broke the backbone of a Fortune 500 company."

    Look: They "traced" the sabotage to Sally. They said "We will sue you if you don't help us fix it". Sally, who is currently unemployed (hell, she might even have retired, especially after 10 years at a high-paying job) and in any case can't afford a Fortune 500-caliber legal team, agreed. They said "Don't tell anyone about it ever". That is literally all the information that is presented; the narrative structure forces the reader to assume that Sally actually sabotaged their systems, but what evidence of that is there?

    Read between the lines here - some other employee(s) left the logic bombs behind, the company decided that A. Sally made a good scapegoat because she is apparently magic and B. Sally was awesome at fixing shit, so therefore C. They would get her to help fix their shit for free by threatening to sue her.

    I mean, come on! How does that make any sense as presented? Evil bastard sets off "logic bombs" (what are those, by the way?) in the servers; you go back to evil bastard and say "fix this or we're gonna sue you!"; evil bastard nicely fixes everything for you without setting up more "logic bombs" that this time will wait a bit longer to go off. Does that sound plausible at all? Does that sound like the actions of an entity that actually believes evil bastard is really an evil bastard?

  75. Re:sigh by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    I've always thought of scouring the electronics dumpster in my area and peeling away the MS Windows XP stickers. That computer is not going to need it, the key is likely still valid, etc. Perhaps MS looks at it differently.

  76. Re:The "Bad" the original article refers to is _ba by jthill · · Score: 1

    Where do you get this?

    I think that's a good and fair question too. As I see it, you answer it yourself several times -- it's plain we're coming at this from different directions.

    I also say "company's actions, which in my opinion were very nearly as bad as "Sally's" are glossed over as perfectly reasonable."

    I was planning on quoting that myself, and had typed "You also say" before I realized it was so fresh in my mind because I'd just seen it for a second time.

    Skip the parenthetical clause: "company's actions are glossed over as perfectly reasonable." That's the part I don't see. Sally's their go-to. Spit starts splattering, she's the one they call and they treat her as one of the team. Do what you need to do, get whatever tools you need. You can bet they treated her very well personally too.

    I'll emphasize the part that stood out to me as I was reading the article: the reporters lead with that. They spend the first two paragraphs on the extent of her commitment and value to that company.

    They didn't have to do that. They wan to put their thumb on the scale, they eliminate most of the first two paragraphs and focus on the bit about "the company's culture". Yes, they're quoting some second-guessing consultant, and rereading it now I can see that that would focus some people's attention -- but it's precisely that blindspotting I'm objecting to: the article makes every attempt, and successfully I might add, because you and I do both see it, every attempt to portray the depth of that management team's betrayal.

    If the reporters had had published much more detail I think they'd have risked revealing the company's identity -- maybe they could have reported some more, but not much, and since they made their point ... well, a cardinal rule of writing is "omit needless words!" As I recall, the authors of that rendition actually put it this way: "Omit needless words! Omit needless words! Omit needless words!". So these reporters did just that.

    I haven't read all the comments here, but I did give it more than a glance. I see defence of the management, which physically nauseates me, but I don't see any defense of the reporting. I'm going to hammer on it, along the lines of Strunk & White's repetition: here is the picture they paint of the management: "oh hey, you're great, ten years of dedication, we know you, you know us, you're a damn smart lady and one of the team." And then what, they treat her like she's blind, stupid property they can kick to the curb without a word.

    I had to make myself delete the word I had in place of this sentence. Not a good word to call anyone in public.

    You see it, I see it, because they reported it.

    And then slashdot+dog accuses them of bias because of how heinously the management behaved?

    Which slashdot+dog knows because the people they're accusing of passing over it lightly portrayed the brutality so vividly?

    Really?

    Try reading "Sally wanted revenge" in an absolutely deadpan tone, trying to sneak raw mockery in under the radar. I actually cracked a smirk when I read that. I thought: "nice." because I'd already felt they did a really good job of shoving it in right to the haft. Twisting the blade like that was ... nice.

    And only after that lead do they talk about her reaction.

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  77. Oops by sconeu · · Score: 1

    s/post/comment/
    s/Diver1/Diver!/

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  78. Re:sigh by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    If you have to deal with MS licensing you quickly realise that their position on everything is that you owe them money.

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  79. I feel inspired already by idlehanz · · Score: 1
    I have to hand it to the author (Carla) she nailed this. IT management does need to be proactive, rogue sys admins are a nightmare situation, but that is something that you manage in all the ways that she pointed it. The story reminded me of the old adage, "What do you do with the indispensable person? You fire them." The indispensable person typicably has consolidated too much control, hoarded information, and does not delegate enough. (Not to say that some people aren't forced into this situation by overwork). But again, this goes back to good management.

    It also reminds me of a "leadership" book that was required reading for one of my graduate classes, "Leading Geeks" (I'm not going to post a link because the book was a turd, why this drivel was required is beyond me). It's foundational premise was that somehow IT people "geeks" were a special breed of human with all the negative sterotypes noted it the original article and then went on to perpetuate them. Geeks aren't special other than they are talented, which is no different than any other type of field where talent is required to be successful.

    If you're one of these clueless managers, buy a clue.

    If you work for one of these pointy-haired bosses, get a new job as soon as the economy makes that feasible.

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  80. Dead link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Google Cache version of the 20.08.2003 story

  81. Money??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you do your job correctly, then everything runs smoothly and you don't get any attention (or credit) at all. But as soon as something goes wrong, it's obviously because YOU FUCKED UP, and you get LOTS of attention! Other than money, can anyone cite an upside to working in IT?

    You actually make good money in IT? Do you have a time machine that goes back to 1996?