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Feds Pay Millions For Bogus Spy Software

gosuperninja writes "The US Government paid tens of millions of dollars to Dennis Montgomery because he said he had created software that could decode secret Al-Qaeda messages embedded in Al-Jazeera broadcasts. Even though the CIA figured out that his software was fraud in 2003, other defense agencies continued to believe in it. To date, the government has not prosecuted Montgomery, most likely to save itself the embarrassment."

221 comments

  1. Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize.. by intellitech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mr. Montgomery is about to go on trial in Las Vegas on unrelated charges of trying to pass $1.8 million in bad checks at casinos.

    I'd say he has more than a "penchant" for gambling, it sounds like this guy genuinely has a problem.

    Gambling issue aside, the sad thing regarding his behavior is that it's probably more commonplace than we're aware of. After 9/11, government officials were and still are under serious pressure to produce results, and often all too eager to sign a few papers here and there if it would magically solve their problems. The government trying to save face is merely a symptom, and should be treated as such. The only things I can think of that would discourage this behavior is active prevention through transparency and follow-up enforcement when that fails. One way or another, these charades must not be allowed to continue. I'm sure there's a lot more where that came from which fell into the well along the way, and it's going to add up. After all, it is the taxpayer that will shoulder the weight of these transactions.

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  2. File suit against the government by Khyber · · Score: 2

    If we have this solid evidence, file suit against the government for criminal negligence. Do something that will force them to lay punishment down on the lying son of a bitch.

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    1. Re:File suit against the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If we have this solid evidence, file suit against the government for criminal negligence. Do something that will force them to lay punishment down on the lying son of a bitch.

      I'd rather leave him alone and punish the government for being so incompetent. Cutting the budget of the DHS by 2/3 would be a good start; the bureaucrats would really hate that (y'know, the ones who scramble to spend all their money at the end of the year because next year's budget will be smaller if it turns out they didn't really need that much). Maybe take that money and put it into a scholarship fund so that ultimately the private sector will benefit.

    2. Re:File suit against the government by causality · · Score: 1

      If we have this solid evidence, file suit against the government for criminal negligence. Do something that will force them to lay punishment down on the lying son of a bitch.

      If they have a mind to prosecute him, then he may just discover that at least some of the time, Uncle Sam will spend ten million dollars to get his five cents back.

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    3. Re:File suit against the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA? You cannot sue your government, unless the government specifically allows you to. the thing is, the government belongs to you, the people, so it doesn't make sense to sue yourself.

    4. Re:File suit against the government by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 1
    5. Re:File suit against the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is just another example of Obama rewarding his friends from Wall St.

    6. Re:File suit against the government by khallow · · Score: 1

      the thing is, the government belongs to you, the people, so it doesn't make sense to sue yourself.

      So I have sole ownership of the federal government as a voting citizen of the US? I'll be sure to send a couple of guys around to give you a wedgie then.

      If I don't have sole ownership of the federal government, which happens to be the case, then your argument doesn't make sense. For it is indeed possible for the federal government to act against my wishes and interests, and court is a place where such conflicts often end up.

    7. Re:File suit against the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful Khyber, You are threatening my $49,999.99 ZR-2 MTV Subliminal Message detectorintellectual property. Dubious?, There is a validated message coming across now.... J I H A D f o r B O O T Y

    8. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'd rather leave him alone and punish the government for being so incompetent

      Absolutely. She was ASKING for it! She had on a tight dress!

    9. Re:File suit against the government by scotts13 · · Score: 1

      (y'know, the ones who scramble to spend all their money at the end of the year because next year's budget will be smaller if it turns out they didn't really need that much).

      THAT has been going on for years, at every level of government. One of my jobs as a computer vendor was to find stuff for schools to buy at the end of the year, so as to use literally every single penny of their budget. "Now, what item in your catalog is closest to, but does not exceed, $22.50?"

    10. Re:File suit against the government by osgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Blaming a woman for the way she dresses in a rape trial would be attacking her freedom of expression.

      Blaming the government for spending millions of our tax dollars on a blatant scam would be attacking the government officials for being abjectly stupid.

      The former is not okay. The latter is responsible and should be expected.

    11. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Blaming a woman for the way she dresses in a rape trial would be attacking her freedom of expression.

      No, it would be blaming the victim.

      The former is not okay. The latter is responsible and should be expected.

      Nonsense. You're effectively saying that it's not ok to criticize people - it's only ok to criticize the government. That's idiotic.

    12. Re:File suit against the government by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      I think the difference between government and conman, and rape victim and rapist is that the government has a responsibility to not be conned. They have a responsibility to spend the money they gather from their citizens in taxes in a way that aids the country. The girl does not have a responsibility to avoid the rapist, as in she should not have to dress from head to toe in cloth to make sure she isn't raped.

    13. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sure, of course there are going to be differences. Analogies are always imperfect. However, the original comment stated that the criminal should be "left alone" and the government punished for the failure. If you find that approach to be in any way reasonable, there's something very wrong with you.

      (and no, I'm not suggesting that YOU do, I'm only explaining why I responded in the way I did)

    14. Re:File suit against the government by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's good that they require a degree, so they can at least spell "amaricans" correctly.

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    15. Re:File suit against the government by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

      > file suit against the government for criminal negligence

      You can only file suit against the government (and win) when they consent to be sued in plain language in the law. The most common case where they do that is section 1983 claims; section 1983 of part of the United States Code lets you sue the government for violating your Constitutional rights. I am unaware of any sovereign immunity waivers that apply in this situation. It's not like you have a Constitutional right to have the government not be a moron.

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    16. Re:File suit against the government by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      A girl (or boy) has a duty to avoid a rapist, but we don't ascribe blame if she is raped because she should not have that duty, and she isn't guilty of anything if she fails to avoid the rapist. Why do I say she has a duty? Because there is still common sense. If you've lived in New York for long enough, you know not to ride the subway alone at 3 AM if you're a pretty girl, not to go into that park after dark, etc... And if you do, and you get mugged, or raped, or killed, we don't blame you for doing something stupid because why would we be so cruel? We wish you hadn't been hurt, but we don't blame you. At the same time, it is our duty not to put ourselves stupidly into too dangerous a situation because when we are hurt, it costs social resources and hurts those who care about us. But it is idiotic and cruel to blame someone who does something stupid--or ignorant--and gets hurt because of it. So we don't. Well, that and because we incentivized blaming the victim by defense attorneys.

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    17. Re:File suit against the government by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "It's not like you have a Constitutional right to have the government not be a moron."

      Actually we don't need the constitutional right - we pay them to do a job, they have failed to do that job. We are their employers and we reserve at any time the right to fire them, either peacefully (voting) or violently (revolution.)

      In REALITY, we made the government. We have every right to expect them, as our employees (we pay their paychecks, they are our employees in every sense,) to have a brain and act in our best interest.

      This is clearly not happening, and thus we should be shooting every single one of these people. Take out a few 'employees' and watch the rest of the work force straighten the fuck up.

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    18. Re:File suit against the government by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      you give them your hard-earned golds, you expect them to be somewhat accountable in what they use your golds for.

    19. Re:File suit against the government by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      taxes pay for police as well... i think the duty falls on them somewhat.

      a person does not have a duty to avoid having crimes perpetrated upon them in order to prevent a burden on the medical and legal system. that's stupid.

      crime prevention is a state responsibility.

      beyond locking my car doors, i should be able to walk wherever the fuck i want to, should i so choose.

      if a park is the shortest path between work and the train station, i reserve the right as a free fucking citizen to walk through that park, no matter what time it is. YMMV.

      if necessary, i will take precautions (like carrying something heavy, or at least having rudimentary self-defense skills)

    20. Re:File suit against the government by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      whoooosh

    21. Re:File suit against the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandamus

    22. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      taxes pay for police as well... i think the duty falls on them somewhat.

      No, it doesn't. Look up Warren vs. District of Columbia. It deals with a case where three women were beaten, raped, and otherwise degraded for a 14 hour stretched, after not just calling the police, but calling them twice and being assured each time that officers were being dispatched. The women sued the district and lost. Here's the relevant part of the court ruling (emphasis added):

      "The Court, however, does not agree that defendants owed a specific legal duty to plaintiffs with respect to the allegations made in the amended complaint for the reason that the District of Columbia appears to follow the well established rule that official police personnel and the government employing them are not generally liable to victims of criminal acts for failure to provide adequate police protection."

      If, like me, you're not an American citizen, you might rightly point out that this doesn't apply to your nation. Rest assured that all nations follow a similar rule, for the simple reason that the amount of police officers required to guarantee protection of all individuals would vastly exceed all other government positions combined. Right now you probably have 1 police officer on duty for every 100+ criminals. If you can't understand why the government has no responsibility to protect you, then you don't understand the magnitude of the problem.

      if a park is the shortest path between work and the train station, i reserve the right as a free fucking citizen to walk through that park, no matter what time it is. YMMV.

      Carry on. Momma Nature reserves the right to present you with a Darwin Award. And I reserve the right to shake my head and/or laugh while reading your obituary.

    23. Re:File suit against the government by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Do you really have to attack people personally in each of your responses? My valid reasoning was "idiotic". The other commenter "had something very wrong" with him/her.

    24. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Do you really have to attack people personally in each of your responses? My valid reasoning was "idiotic". The other commenter "had something very wrong" with him/her.

      I'm not attacking you or 'him/her' - I'm criticizing your positions. You may very well be an idiot - I don't know - but that doesn't concern me; I'm much more interested in the statements you made about this issue. If you expect me to self-censor to avoid hurting your feelings, you're destined for disappointment.

      Also, I find it quite humorous that the comment I called "idiotic" was one where you suggested that criticism of an individualâ(TM)s free expression was verboten, and now here you are criticizing my conversational technique! Now, I donâ(TM)t have a problem with people modifying their position to incorporate new data or facts which they were unaware of - in fact, I'd like to see it happen MUCH more often - but you should at least make it clear that you've changed your mind subsequent to the last time we talked. Otherwise I might get the impression that you're just being hypocritical.

    25. Re:File suit against the government by Drugmath · · Score: 1

      It's this kind of rhetoric that does nothing to inform the debate, and is entirely without merit here. The government wastes money on a bad contract, and your solution is the wholesale murder of government employees? Makes me glad you're just an internet tough guy, and not in any position of power.

  3. They should have been suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the message decoded to "There's a sucker born every minute."

    1. Re:They should have been suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +funny..

    2. Re:They should have been suspicious by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Drink your Ovaltine.

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  4. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The government trying to save face is merely a symptom, and should be treated as such.

    It certainly does make them look stupid when they're supposed to be protecting us from a big, determined, ruthless threat like Al-Qaeda and it ends up that they can't even protect themselves from simple fraud. It makes them look unnecessary, too, and that's the part they can't stand. It's the sort of thing that can make the political pressures no longer operate in their favor. Until this event they had the whole "be afraid!" thing working well for them.

     

    The only things I can think of that would discourage this behavior is active prevention through transparency and follow-up enforcement when that fails.

    In any kind of merit-based organization that would mean firing and replacing every decision-maker who chose to invest in this software. That's how they could regain credibility, by showing that they won't tolerate such gross incompetence within their ranks. Otherwise the question remains valid: how do they propose to protect the entire country from shadowy underground terrorist organizations bent on our destruction if they cannot even protect themselves from a common con-man?

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  5. Embarrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of hoaxes happens all the time. Check out Quadro Tracker and friends...

    1. Re:Embarrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean electronic dowsing rods aren't reliable?

    2. Re:Embarrassment? by slugstone · · Score: 0

      I have a dog that can find tennis balls wherever she goes. I wonder if she can do the same thing. She is a foster dog too. :-)

    3. Re:Embarrassment? by couchslug · · Score: 2

      They will continue to happen unless and until people selling bogus software to the government are prosecuted for sabotage.

      The problem is the inequitable justice system fails to inflict enough pain on white collar criminals to deter them, yet inflicts so much on those of lower social class they are often ruined and made worse.

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    4. Re:Embarrassment? by airdweller · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck... That's just an unbelievable degree of idiocy...

  6. Pennies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... compared to the future waste on dubious cyber security software...

  7. Yet Another duplicate article by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 3, Informative

    I realize this is winter..but must we go on with the repeats?"

    1. Re:Yet Another duplicate article by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I realize this is winter..but must we go on with the repeats?"

      It's a bit more interesting than that. This guy had been outed two years ago. The Federal government, instead of just admitting it got screwed, decided to toss the whole incident under the rug and declare it a secret. This is even more outrageous than the initial fraud and incompetence. Using secrecy as an excuse for incompetence is nothing new, however it is such a serious issue that it needs to be brought up every time it's discovered.

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    2. Re:Yet Another duplicate article by Tablizer · · Score: 1

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  8. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Takichi · · Score: 4, Informative
    This all happened way back in the early GW Bush administration. It's unclear how many of these guys are still around. The article is definitely worth a read. There was talk of shooting down passenger aircraft over some of the "intelligence" gathered by his software (ok, so it wasn't really considered, but the fact it was suggested at all is alarming). In regards to firing the people responsible, FTA:

    The C.I.A. never did an assessment to determine how a ruse had turned into a full-blown international incident, officials said, nor was anyone held accountable. In fact, agency officials who oversaw the technology directorate — including Donald Kerr, who helped persuade George J. Tenet, then the director of central intelligence, that the software was credible — were promoted, former officials said.

  9. I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked at one of the 'Agenices' and during my time there (in the last 3 years) I worked with a similar fellow. He was introduced to me as this utter genius. An independant subcontractor who, with his never seen friend, had come up with a software solution that could allow their laptop to snoop on any Internet traffic, anywhere in the world at any time...instantly. "It sees everything, you just look at the part that interests you", he explained to me. Sort of like a machine running Wireshark with the NIC in PROM mode, but for the entire Internet. No one in the Gov questioned him. No a single soul. He was a contractor (like myself) and was being paid so much that he was given two billets to cover the cost. So I sat through his presentation and immediately threw a BS flag. He flipped out, stormed out and no one knew what to do. I did my best to explain the facts that made his claims impossible. I asked the room if they'd ever tested his system in a real world environment. "Call your wife, have her get online and tell her what's going on. Then have Peter look at her traffic". After about a half-hour, they started to realize what had happened, you could see it on their faces. Thing is, this guy had been paid millions in funding a salary. I don't think his business partner ever existed. What did they do about it? Nothing. You see, in order to go after him, they'd look foolish. Not going to happen. Not in the Intel community.

    1. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if your story is remotely true, then you are an idiot.

      You could have made millions on this - everybody is in on the game, so are you holier than the rest of them?

      You should have approached this fella privately and 'sold' him a module to his application that would also provide ability to track all GPS systems installed in all cars/other vehicles with just a few simple clicks.

      If/when he would have told you: "BS/impossible", you could have just point back at him and winÐ and said something like - "not less possible than whatever you are selling", and you would have been in business.

      Millions, you could have made millions.

    2. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

      Of course it's not true. Contrary to government-is-full-of-idiots lore, intelligence agencies aren't easy to become part of and you don't just get random contractors walking in and making sales pitches. Anything involved with signals processing requires you to not just be a mathematician but a fucking good one - something you must prove with academic records and with copious testing. And that's before all the lengthy background checks and character suitability which might just let you get in the building. Even though I'm in the right discipline with good academic results and have a nice conservative background, I fail on "not being academically brilliant enough" and "not loving my country enough".

      The above does not apply to the rest of government, where any old shit will go - especially, in the UK, if the minister / civil servant with decision-making powers stands to benefit personally from giving a contract to a particular private entity. I imagine the same applies in US land, despite the suggestion of a fair bidding process. (That's how Halliburton works, right?)

    3. Re:I saw something very similar. by Purist · · Score: 1
      Ever hear of whistle blower laws? You get a cut of the money you save the government...

      These apply to Intel agencies as well.

      Anytime anyone calls someone a "genius" I'm always on alert...especially when people doing the labeling aren't qualified to do so.

      :-)

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    4. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ha ha ha ha! You have just made my day.

      ade 651 and the company's website - they sell them to gov'ts and military at around 60,000USD/pop.

      GT200 - these are cheaper I think, about half the price of ADE. They are sold to governments.

      Quadro Tracker

      Sniffex

      hedd1

      h3tec

      etc. all of these are sold to and bought by various government institutions. From schools to military to airports to subway systems, etc.etc.

      Makes you so much securer. Or does it? Reliance on these devices KILLS people, who 'use' them and then believe the place is safe.

    5. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

      Learn to read, Sir. For one:

      The above does not apply to the rest of government, where any old shit will go

      For another, it's often the more competent branches of government in less incompetent countries which have exposed the con. The fact that some ministry in Thailand or Kurdistan was involved - and probably knew what it was doing and was engaged in some money laundering operation anyway - has little impact on security in the US and the UK.

    6. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget HBGary.

    7. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1
    8. Re:I saw something very similar. by Oswald · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure you're following the game. This conversation all started with an article about U.S. intelligence agencies paying a man US$20,000,000 to detect and decode (presumably) steganographic messages in news broadcasts. That charlatans can weasel their way into the most sensitive parts of the government on this side of the pond is, if not a proven fact, at least a given for the purposes of our little chat here.

      The closest I've ever gotten to being in an intelligence agency was taking the tour at the FBI in D.C. about 20 years ago. But I did spend 25 years working for the FAA, which is responsible for ensuring the safety of aviation in the U.S. (presumably without choking off air travel to a trickle), and I saw examples of ignorance and incompetence in positions of authority and consequence that have scarred me for life. Most people don't know anything, and they don't know anything about what they might know if they did know anything, and they don't know any way to figure out the extent of their ignorance if they did want to know (which they don't).

      As a humorous aside, here's an example of what passes for "security" in the U.S.: a supervisor of mine (we'll call him Tom, since that's his name) told the story of how, when he had been in the agency for just a couple of years, a friend of his broke up with his wife. The wife got angry and called the ATC center where we worked and told management that her (future ex-)husband and his buddies (including, naturally, Tom) had smoked marijuana in her presence. This, of course, started a witch hunt which ended with Tom being interviewed by his superior. It went something like this:

      Tom's Boss: Tom, we hear you've smoked pot. Is that true?
      Tom: Yes.
      Tom's Boss: We can't fire you for that because we can't prove it, but since you admitted it to me we'll have to fire you for falsifying government documents.
      Tom: What documents?
      Tom's Boss: Your SF-171 Application for Government Employment. Where it asks if you've used illegal drugs, you said "no."
      Tom: No, I didn't. I said yes.
      Tom's Boss: Huh?
      Tom: When I filled out the SF-171, I said I had used marijuana.
      Tom's Boss: You did?
      Tom: Yes.
      Tom's Boss: Oh.

      And that was it. As far as I know (I'm retired now), Tom still works there, 30 years after the PATCO strike opened up a position for him. And that, my friend, is what passes for due diligence in the U.S. government.

    9. Re:I saw something very similar. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      Contrary to government-is-full-of-idiots lore ...

      The government is full of idiots (hell, we vote for a good chunk of them). But there are enough non-idiots to keep this type of shit from happening (usually). I'd be worried if there were more non-idiots then idiots though, because with all the malice and plotting they do at the moment we're safer because most of them aren't much smarter than my cat.

    10. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Publicised "evidence" for WMDs in Iraq was produced for nothing but political reasons. The intelligence agencies don't care whether you blame them or not. They're not going anywhere, and they will carry on producing accurate reports for people who need to know.

    11. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      aaaaa ooooo ok but are they less incompetent or what?

    12. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't regard the FAA as an intelligence agency. But:

      TI saw examples of ignorance and incompetence in positions of authority and consequence that have scarred me for life. Most people don't know anything, and they don't know anything about what they might know if they did know anything, and they don't know any way to figure out the extent of their ignorance if they did want to know (which they don't).

      It's fairly typical for geeks to recount times where they felt they were surrounded by clueless idiots controlling everything around them. Yet, oddly enough, the organisations still manage to function and nothing happens to indicate a serious failure of operation. Perhaps you overestimated the extent of incompetence, or were yourself finding something hard to understand and assumed someone else was acting irrationally?

      This, of course, started a witch hunt which ended with Tom being interviewed by his superior. It went something like this:

      So Tom's boss, who might not have been responsible for the hiring decision, is only guilty of not properly reviewing the employment application before the meeting - perhaps assuming (perhaps due to changed regulations?) that ever having smoked marijuana excluded you from Tom's position. Many government positions involving significant responsibility allow for taking soft drugs in youth providing you admit to it and you're not doing drugs any more.

      I really fail to see anything particularly awful about that exchange. The boss was corrected and Tom retained his position.

    13. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      just in case, some more questions about the intelligence's intelligence

      The Arab 'revolutions' caught the 'intelligence' by surprise after all.

    14. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      You insult your cat. If cats could talk, they wouldn't; the vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat; etc.

    15. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      What is your point? I don't know much about how US government works behind the scenes, but in the UK any release by almost every department of government or civil service is designed to effect a particular goal, not to inform. If something is released by government to suggest the impotence of a particular department and grave consequences of that impotence, for example, it is because representative and popular support for increased budget or powers is sought.

      For example, all the "CIA/FBI/NSA/etc were clueless" released after 9/11 was just a pretext for increasing their surveillance powers and introducing various privacy-intruding Acts, none of which had anything to do with solving whatever problem caused 9/11 in the first place.

    16. Re:I saw something very similar. by khallow · · Score: 1

      The above does not apply to the rest of government

      Why? What is magically different about the intelligence community that they somehow evade the problems which are rife throughout the US government?

      My view is that the very story shows you are wrong. The creeping incompetence and corruption which affects every other part of the federal government also infects US intelligence.

    17. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Why? What is magically different about the intelligence community that they somehow evade the problems which are rife throughout the US government?

      It is in the interest of relevant parties for an intelligence agency to act efficiently, collecting intelligence, whereas with most other departments it is in the interest of relevant parties for it to act fairly inefficiently, collecting revenue.

      My view is that the very story shows you are wrong. The creeping incompetence and corruption which affects every other part of the federal government also infects US intelligence.

      You may wish to review your understanding of "military intelligence". Just because a military department purchases some technology which claims to help with intelligence gathering it doesn't mean it's operating through an intelligence agency.

    18. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of signal to noise? It doesn't matter if the intelligence agencies can produce quality reports; if they continuously make bungled reports like this then they cannot be trusted.

    19. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Re-read. The obviously bungled reports are known not to be true (except, perhaps, by you?), but are created to further a particular goal. Or is propaganda something only the Axis of Naughtiness engages in?

    20. Re:I saw something very similar. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

      By committing fraud against the US government, with the hopes that it wouldn't catch up to him? Yeah, that's brilliant. The guy in the story here is luckily the CIA didn't take care of business properly to cover up this little fuckup. Why would you want to aspire to that? I know it may be hard for you to wrap your brain around, but it's not so hard to make the kind of money you are describing without committing massive fraud, and you actually get to enjoy the fruits of your labor without ending up in jail, disgraced or dead.

    21. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It's fairly typical for geeks to recount times where they felt they were surrounded by clueless idiots controlling everything around them. Yet, oddly enough, the organisations still manage to function and nothing happens to indicate a serious failure of operation

      - really?

      nothing happens?

    22. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      You are not safer even when they are not necessarily ignorant.

    23. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      The "crisis" is you being on the losing end of a collection of similar financial deals over the past decade which have made other people very rich. Nothing has happened which was not planned. And do you think that debt appeared overnight? It's been building up in the past decade.

      Everyone relevant was aware of what Madoff was up to. Since at least 1999 people were warning about his behaviour, but who of relevance would benefit if he were called out so soon? His scheme was simply not sustainable through 2008 and for some reason known only personally to him he didn't run off / stage a Maxwell. I'm sure he had guesstimated the period of time he could sustain his entertaining financial stunt - perhaps he'd already planned for a cosy jail sentence when the inevitable shit hit the fan.

      After all, if you're going to be the best in the world at something, why not set up the largest Ponzi scheme in history? He won.

    24. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1
    25. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      For whom do you understand intelligence agencies to work?

    26. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, stop the drama.

      As long as you do it BIG ENOUGH you not only do not get 'caught' (wtf?) but you get tens or more BILLIONS of dollars and gov't "thank you"s, not jail. Jail is so 'early last century', it doesn't happen for defrauding government anymore.

      What's 'defrauding' anyway? Who cares today if you steal some money that the Fed prints? Nobody cares. US is destroying its currency with all that printing - nobody is going to jail for that one, and that will end up taking down the entire economy.

    27. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      if national agencies do not work for the better of the nation, then they definitely have no place in this world.

    28. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, please.

      Madoff didn't set up the biggest ponzi scheme in history.

      THIS is the biggest ponzi scheme in history, followed by this.

      Both are government creations, btw.

      As to having those crises described as 'planned'. Well, yeah. Every failure can be described as planned if you use the word 'planned' in a peculiar manner and add a fresh doze conspiracy theories to it, mix it up with the complacency and stupidity... your ideology is not-non-similar to that of a creationist.

    29. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Intelligence agencies do not answer directly to the people in any country.

      For whom do they work? IOW, who tells them what to do? To whom do they report?

    30. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Hey, if those they report to have a preference for one 'kind' of intelligence over another, it's easy to see that intelligence agency then becomes not intelligence gathering agency, but just a propaganda machine. For that kind of work you don't need to 'gather intelligence', you just need to put the expected words into the expected reports.

      But to have that, you need not a conspiracy, but a massive bureaucracy that is terrible at its job in totality and only cares about funding and job security. In that environment there is no effective difference between ineffectiveness/stupidity and malicious intent.

      If that's the case, then CIA is WORSE than useless.

    31. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Interviews with more than two dozen current and former officials and business associates and a review of documents show that Mr. Montgomery and his associates received more than $20 million in government contracts by claiming that software he had developed could help stop Al Qaedaâ(TM)s next attack on the United States. But the technology appears to have been a hoax, and a series of government agencies, including the Central Intelligence Agency and the Air Force, repeatedly missed the warning signs, the records and interviews show.

      - this is from the story at hand.

      For 8 years CIA missed the warning signs?

      I agree, this sounds more effective and intelligent than I gave it credit for. It only took 8 years to understand that this was not a magic piece of software.

    32. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      If you want, you can describe 2008 as "inevitable" rather than planned: Now if some ongoing behaviour is unsustainable then it will inevitably eventually fail. Do you regard that the past decade of behaviour was sustainable? If the answer is no then you must accept that what happened in 2008 was inevitable. If the answer is yes then provide evidence.

      The whole "social security is a ponzi scheme" is bullshit: everyone takes part in SS whereas a ponzi scheme collapses because there are not enough new investors to give profitable returns the older investors. The changing demographic will mean that pension ages may need to be tweaked, but that's happening anyway. AFAIK accusations that the Federal Reserve is a ponzi scheme are based on the way it behaves in certain situations - there is nothing inherently ponzi about it. But I don't know enough about it. If it is a ponzi scheme, when is it considered that it will fail and what's retarding it?

    33. Re:I saw something very similar. by russotto · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you think your story is proof of lack of due diligence in the US government. Previous use of marijuana isn't an absolute bar to obtaining government employment. Tom's boss was an idiot for confronting Tom without checking, but he didn't actually take any action based on his mistaken assumption.

    34. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      You're not really answering the question. Try again: For whom do they work? IOW, who tells them what to do? To whom do they report?

    35. Re:I saw something very similar. by gtall · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The Arab revolutions did not catch 'intelligence' by surprise. The agencies warned the regimes in the mid-east were fragile for years. The hard part is predicting exactly what-when will set off a revolution. Maybe you have the secret, I'm sure they'd listen to you.

      Hell, even Clinton warned the Arabs at a conference in the mid-East in October that they risked being swept aside if they didn't loosen controls. Bush warned them in 2002-3 that the U.S. would support democracy everywhere. Democrats and Republicans laughed. Reagan set up a democracy agency in the federal government which was bipartisan and whose writ was to support democracy movements everywhere. Then Obama came along and cut their funding.

      Why is Slashdot using double spacing for some posts and not others...and how can I turn it off or is this another new feature?

    36. Re:I saw something very similar. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2

      Even with these there is a silver lining. As stated in the Quadro Tracker article on Wikipedia, if the institution knows these devices are frauds, but their (e.g.) students, don't, and the students think the administration really does have a device that can detect drugs even in airtight containers...Well there are obviously positive effects going on there. The only thing is ... why pay so much? The administration could probably kludge together stuff from the local hobby shop/Radio Shack (just ask the science lab teacher, he/she is probably bored out of their mind anyway, and looking for something fun) to 'design' it.. then begin circulating the rumor that they have it, and stage a couple 'stings' that prove the device's efficacy... Presto! You have less drugs on campus.

      And in a similar vein, the game of Intelligence is as much about misinformation as it is about information, and if your "enemies" think you have a lock on their communications (even though you don't) that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Again... The price seems steep... but perhaps in this case it was needed to provide credibility. I don't know. For all we know the guy never actually got the money but a game of cups was played with it just to make AQ think something was up... To make them use another channel of communication which we really did have access to? Who knows. These things are rarely so cut and dry.

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    37. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      CIA reports to the National Intelligence Director and the POTUS.

      Now you, try again, this time with a better argument than CIA is intelligent and/or efficient at it.

    38. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Quite. I'm sure the quantity of money was just an exercise in budget redistribution anyway, and it's likely that the public "it's a fake!" warnings many years later by Western agencies were simply ways of adjusting the behaviour of the governments/departments using the tools. (Maybe some unrelated negotiation failed. Maybe someone's trying to sell another solution.)

      Intelligence agencies aren't there to publish timely and accurate reports directly for the people. They're merely a branch of government and they employ people sufficiently skilled in particular areas to do whatever the government tells them to do. If that means finding something out, they'll do it. If it means publishing misinformation, they'll do it. The final goal is not decided by the agency.

    39. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 0

      CIA reports to the National Intelligence Director and the POTUS.

      So, not to you, then.

      Now you, try again, this time with a better argument than CIA is intelligent and/or efficient at it. [slashdot.org]

      Possibly a foreign government / unfriendly organisation was being allowed to continue using Montgomery's snake oil in order to further US interests. Or perhaps the impression that the tools were effective changed the behaviour of some adversary. For the adversary to continue believing the tools are effective, the US must appear to continue using them and not act on possible evidence that the tools were useless.

      $20 million is absolutely nothing in military or intelligence spending terms, and I bet not all that money is actually in Montgomery's account.

    40. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Do you regard that past decade of behaviour was sustainable

      - no. And it wasn't sustainable since the Fed and SS were established.

      The whole "social security is a ponzi scheme" is bullshit: everyone takes part in SS whereas a ponzi scheme collapses because there are not enough new investors to give profitable returns the older investors.

      - you missed the point. There was never 'investment', it was always a ponzi scheme from get go. There was never a fund. Whatever they consider a 'surplus' is US treasury bonds, and those are like checks to yourself - don't make you any richer, but worse, they also have to be sold on bond market, and this means that it's debt that is funding SS, not investments.

      If gov't wanted people to have real retirement savings, it would have never taxed income - that's the only way to allow people to do their own real investment. But the gov't also would have to NOT have Federal reserve.

      Federal reserve was a ponzi scheme from get go as well, as the idea was to allow gov't to print reserve notes without having any real gold reserves to back up the notes.

      If it is a ponzi scheme, when is it considered that it will fail and what's retarding it?

      - being a reserve currency.

      US Fed started printing in 1913, by 1920 US was in the deepest recession it ever experienced before than, and it wasn't local, it was country wide.

      Harding fixed that recession by firing/cutting gov't budget by 70%.

      Today to do the same the budget must be cut by 99.9%! (that's not a factorial, that's just an exclamation sign.)

      Past the 1920-22 recession, USA Fed was printing to prop-up UK pound, and another bubble was created (when you print/counterfeit currency, you force other asset classes to go up in prices, in that case it was equity, US stocks.)

      1929 turned into Great Depression due to FDRs policies of gov't spending, rather than doing what should have been done - allowing the market to restructure by removing government imposed limits and government spending.

      That depression lasted until WWII ended and then USA had a boom (not due to high taxes, as nobody was paying them) but USA had boom because it had no competition in labor market around the world because nobody was hired around the world, as the rest of the producing nations had their capital/infrastructure destroyed.

      This lasted through 50s and 60s. Then Nixon decided to go off the gold standard completely, and also China opened up for business (they went through a decade of death due to hunger before than) and so US capital started leaving the country, as the country was top heavy from gov't/taxes/regulations/corruption.

      US had various 'bail outs' in its history, all having to do with borrowing/printing money, all adding a temporary boost to the spending in the economy, but none having a good lasting effect, as once the subsidies stop, the effect is a greater collapse. The response by the government is then more subsidized spending (borrowing/printing/setting extremely low interest rates,) which leads to worsening of the economy and deepening of the incoming collapse.

      USA spends too much on its government and it's killing its savings because of 0% interest, so capital leaves. It also chases away production due to its laws/regulations/taxes, so jobs leave.

      Clinton had a moment when the Internet bubble grew due to new business ideas, most of which failed, so the 20million+ jobs created were really unsustainable, and then came the collapse of that and Greenspan set interest rates to 1% as a bailout/stimulus response.

      Bush walked into that recession, which he didn't want, so Bernanke set interest rates to 0%.

      That, coupled with lack of jobs and lack of mortgage lending standards, due to gov't agencies such as HUD, FHA, programs such as Freddie/Fannie, which incidentally decreased its securitization standards and since 1992 to 2000 had the number of % of people who would be p

    41. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      unlike you, I do not give people that much credit when it comes to the logic, reasoning and intelligence in general. Especially not the people who work for government.

      This is not surprising given what the electorate looks like and it has been known for thousands of years.

    42. Re:I saw something very similar. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      To some people, integrity is worth more than money. I wouldn't have done that for a billion dollars. I can earn enough money to cover my needs, and living the rest of my life hating myself wouldn't be worth it.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    43. Re:I saw something very similar. by pipatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think our point is that you clearly suffer from a severe case of the "no true scotsman" syndrome. Seemingly, nothing we tell you can change your mind, and it looks like you will soon end up with "yeah but I mean real intelligence agencies like the one specifically in my office". Since you change your target every time new evidence shows up, it's unfalsifiable.

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    44. Re:I saw something very similar. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Some people have ethics.

    45. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      - no. And it wasn't sustainable since the Fed and SS were established.

      Sorry, what? Are you saying that, if it weren't for the Federal Reserve and Social Security, the last decade of irresponsible spending and investment would not have resulted in the 2008 "crisis"?

      - you missed the point. There was never 'investment', it was always a ponzi scheme from get go.

      SS could be run as an investment policy, but it isn't, nor does it need to be. As long as the government behaves responsibly, it doesn't need to have everyone's pension money available - just as banks don't have the total value of all deposits in available cash.

      Whatever they consider a 'surplus' is US treasury bonds,

      Always? Why can't the government have a treasury surplus?

      and those are like checks to yourself - don't make you any richer, but worse, they also have to be sold on bond market, and this means that it's debt that is funding SS, not investments.

      What? There's no return on / cashing in of government bonds? My grandmother made excellent returns on gilts.

      If gov't wanted people to have real retirement savings, it would have never taxed income - that's the only way to allow people to do their own real investment.

      This has nothing to do with whether SS is a ponzi scheme.

      Federal reserve was a ponzi scheme from get go as well, as the idea was to allow gov't to print reserve notes without having any real gold reserves to back up the notes.

      The value of currency is determined by who is willing to accept it and how much. The tedious old gold standard argument has been refuted a thousand times, though it seems exceedingly popular on Slashdot - perhaps because it's anathema to a geek to accept that currency is an expression of faith.

      Harding fixed that recession by firing/cutting gov't budget by 70%....99.9%....

      You give the impression that the government budget must be continually heavily slashed to get out of recession, while government spending causes depression. The overall trend has been an increase in government spending. This makes no sense.

      That depression lasted until WWII ended and then USA had a boom (not due to high taxes, as nobody was paying them) but USA had boom because it had no competition in labor market around the world because nobody was hired around the world, as the rest of the producing nations had their capital/infrastructure destroyed.

      Indeed. While in the UK, despite massive debt, government spending skyrocketed with heavy investment in local industry, technology and services. Also the modern welfare state was born.

      opened up for business (they went through a decade of death due to hunger before than) and so US capital started leaving the country, as the country was top heavy from gov't/taxes/regulations/corruption.

      As it's always cheaper to hire a third world worker in a country where the alternative to harsh conditions is death. The reason for the massive escape of capital is not because the West gives too many protections to the worker but because it allows free trade with foreign countries which give too few.

      US had various 'bail outs' in its history, all having to do with borrowing/printing money

      Well, the cause is often irresponsible private borrowing, yes.

      it's killing its savings because of 0% interest, so capital leaves.

      Yes.

      That, coupled with lack of jobs and lack of mortgage lending standards, due to gov't agencies such as HUD, FHA

      Yeah, only the public housing programmes were guilty of it... *sigh*. No, hundreds of banks across the western hemisphere were involved.

      This government ran experiment of having central banks, of havi

    46. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      "Our point"? You haven't posted before so maybe I'm missing something.

      The point I've made very explicit in other posts is that intelligence agencies don't work for you but for the government, and that their business is the capture, analysis and dissemination of information (true and false), so you cannot judge their performance by taking anything they publish on face value.

      I also emphasised that "Air Force buys surveillance software" doesn't mean that an intelligence agency is using particular surveillance software. I guess that's where you're referring to the fallacy, but where has there been a serious suggestion that the Air Force is an intelligence agency? But I emphasised further that even "CIA buys surveillance software" doesn't mean they're using it - it could just mean that they want to give the impression that they're using it. Do you understand now?

    47. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, millions. And possibly take the fall for this whole stinking clusterf&ck. At the level of secrecy and power that the parent is 'supposedly' operating at, you don't pull one over on the Gov. unless you know every angle of the game. There's a reason the guy from the article was never prosecuted. I seriously doubt the parent, or anyone else reading this story knows truly why, but it all boils down to one word: Politics.

      The Gov. being embrassed? A few years back in Iraq, ~$10Billion of US currency went missing, remember? Every media outlet asked, but no answer of substance was ever given. You're telling me they're embarrsed when measly $20Million is blown hushed under the rug, but publically acknowledging $10Billion vanishing isn't? Poitics people, Politics!

    48. Re:I saw something very similar. by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Beautiful - from the 651 FAQ:
      "It requires a very high level of electric current but without amperage."

      Japes aside, calling this and its ilk 'fraud' is criminally underestimating the effect of overreliance (defined as any reliance) on such products.

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    49. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Athenian democracy is not like modern democracy. We don't just elect all government workers. Much of the civil service is pretty much unelected, in the UK tied into various well-established educational institutions, examinations, old boy networks, etc. To say that the high level civil service in the UK is run by idiots is essentially to say that the top UK universities are full of idiots.

      Of course, some high-level instruction comes from elected officials. And sometimes these officials even do what the population ask them to, but it's not very likely.

    50. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's why they are poor, while Halliburton and Co are raking in billions.

    51. Re:I saw something very similar. by khallow · · Score: 1

      It is in the interest of relevant parties for an intelligence agency to act efficiently, collecting intelligence, whereas with most other departments it is in the interest of relevant parties for it to act fairly inefficiently, collecting revenue.

      Here's a counterexample which disproves your assertion. Dennis Montgomery, the villain of the story, clearly was both a "relevant party" since he consumed or wasted considerable intelligence resources. And it's blindingly obvious now that he didn't have an interest in an efficient intelligence operation.

      My view is that Mr. Montgomery's software was useful, not because it did anything useful, but because it told leadership what they wanted to hear, plus it generated a few politically convenient alerts. That's why he was able to collect considerable government funds over a six year period.

    52. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, maybe you are right. Halliburton OTOH doesn't have such qualms.

    53. Re:I saw something very similar. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      True, there is always someone around who is willing to take advantage of others if they can. For me, I hate the feeling that I can be controlled by money. Sticking to my principles (along with being able to generate enough money on my own) prevents anyone from getting me to do things I don't want to for the sake of money. And that is worth a lot.

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    54. Re:I saw something very similar. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      The whole "social security is a ponzi scheme" is bullshit:

      Then why are many European countries so worried about the impending collapse of their social security (pension) system?

      everyone takes part in SS

      How does that make it not a ponzi scheme? The fact that "everybody" participates only makes it a particularly large ponzi scheme... Ponzi schemes work because of an expanding "investor" base, and until relatively recently, population has indeed been growing, keeping social security in working order.

      Howerver, nowadays, population in most developed countries is more or less constant (stagnating), and social security administrators are indeed worried due to this fact.

      whereas a ponzi scheme collapses

      ... and so will social security, if it will not be suitably re-organized to face the new reality of a constant population. And many countries are indeed trying to move their social security towards a fund based system (which is rather difficult to pull off, because during the transition period, the payments from the working population must be used both for paying the pensions of the retired population, and for building up the fund which will pay the pensions for the current working position when it is retired).

    55. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what? Are you saying that, if it weren't for the Federal Reserve and Social Security, the last decade of irresponsible spending and investment would not have resulted in the 2008 "crisis"?

      - exactly.

      Yes, that's what I am saying. If it weren't for Fed printing money, there wouldn't have been the 1920 and 1929 and 1970s and end of 1990s and current crises. These are ALL due to monetary policy, which can be described in one single word: counterfeiting.

      Counterfeit money - money that has no backing of either production or resource of any kind. Money that's printed to cover any costs - be it military or unemployment or pensions or welfare or subsidies and bail outs to large government preferred institutions, like banks and insurance companies and even certain car manufacturers.

      If there was no Fed, USA would have never lost its extensive railroad system, it never would have had the ridiculous suburban sprawl resulting from the gov't subsidies during FDR. Some of that money came out of airline taxes, some were borrowed, some were printed.

      If there was no Fed, USA would have still had CAPITAL SAVINGS, and there would have been jobs in USA because government would have been significantly smaller.

      US government started growing at ever increasing rates since the Fed was established.

      SS on the other hand was a crutch, implemented during the 1930s depression as a response to the Fed's 'stimulus' then, and it resulted in government growing even bigger, because from the very beginning it was not set up as a fund - in fact gov't argued in front of many courts (and only won in front of the Supreme court) at the time that SS taxes (payroll part) and SS payments were unconnected to each other. That payroll taxes were 'general' and 'unearmarked'. The reason for that was simple - it's really unconstitutional to take money from one person and directly give it to another, be it a fund or whatever. So payroll taxes paid into SS fund for a specific employee would have been unconstitutional. The gov't argued that those taxes were only implemented together with SS payments by coincidence. There was never a fund, that's what this is about - an SS Trustee explaining that SS has no funds and it's a ponzi scheme.

      The reason for SS to exist was of-course gov't counterfeiting currency and sending prices up (another failure of a quazi-gov't agency: Fed's 'mandate' was to keep prices stable, which free market before Fed did splendidly, as US Dollar went up in value by a factor of 2 over 19 century and fell by 98% over the 20th, since the establishment of the Fed.) But the reason why people were in dire conditions was destruction of value of currency and also the fact that income tax ate too much of their earnings. But mostly it was currency destruction.
      If there was no Fed and no printing and if there was no income tax (which also was implemented in 1913, which is not a coincidence), the US would have not lost its capital investments and people would have been much better off and wouldn't have had any use for gov't SS and Medicare/aide etc. Of-course gov't printing money is another reason why medical insurance and care and education costs have risen so much - gov't guarantees them by providing loans and those institutions can then take everything they see given out by gov't.
      ---

      SS could be run as an investment policy, but it isn't, nor does it need to be. As long as the government behaves responsibly, it doesn't need to have everyone's pension money available - just as banks don't have the total value of all deposits in available cash.

      - the fractional reserve is also a scam. FDIC proves it's a scam. There was a reason banks were bankrupt prior to FDIC by bank runs - that's because people don't trust fractional reserve and with a good reason.

      Fractional reserve and Madoff's scam and SS and Federal res

    56. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Good for you. Also bad for you that there are those who'll do it, because they'll do it and the money will be spent and economy will be shit. You'll be with your principles in a destroyed economy.

      I am not saying you are doing something wrong - I am saying that many people are doing something wrong and it ends up costing everybody.

    57. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      To say that the high level civil service in the UK is run by idiots is essentially to say that the top UK universities are full of idiots.

      - I don't know about everything that you said there, but i mean this statement.... so what? It as well could be true, I don't see an immediate obvious reason why that wouldn't be true.

    58. Re:I saw something very similar. by Oswald · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't regard the FAA as an intelligence agency.

      Not much of an insight. Perhaps that's why I said, "The closest I've ever gotten to being in an intelligence agency was taking the tour at the FBI in D.C." Still, the job does require Secret clearance (which requires investigation by a bona fide intelligence agency), and the FAA does not (intentionally) permit any history of illicit drug use.

      Yet, oddly enough, the organisations still manage to function and nothing happens to indicate a serious failure of operation. Perhaps you overestimated the extent of incompetence, or were yourself finding something hard to understand and assumed someone else was acting irrationally?

      Or perhaps you don't know what you're talking about.

    59. Re:I saw something very similar. by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      If you're being even remotely serious, then you are an idiot.

      Making a few quick bucks isn't worth ruining your reputation, not in the long run, no matter what your profession is. That's just a great way to get yourself blacklisted and disrespected by the community.

    60. Re:I saw something very similar. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course if we all give up those ethics, we will all live in hell on earth. Perhaps, instead we need to send Haliburton and co to hell now so we can get on with being decent human beings. The solution to crime is not to become a criminal.

    61. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Maybe you are right. It doesn't seem that it's the likely outcome, but maybe you are right.

    62. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Really? Somehow this never stops all those guys, who are ... you know... rich because they take government money. It also doesn't stop government from stealing from everybody for example through inflation and ever increasing spending of borrowed/printed/taxed money.

      Actually to think of it - how often do people REALLY end up paying for this behavior? (of-course they have to steal very big, otherwise if they steal just a few bucks, they'll end up in jail for the next couple of decades).

      I can think only of one person: Madoff. And he went to jail because he robbed too many people who already were very rich, so he is probably safer in jail.

    63. Re:I saw something very similar. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Why is Slashdot using double spacing for some posts and not others...and how can I turn it off or is this another new feature?

      Yes, I agree it's annoying. When they moved to V3 I decided to stop participating, look how far that decision made it. No better alternatives.

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    64. Re:I saw something very similar. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I think you're ignoring the fact that, for close to the last decade, the number of "intelligence" agencies has skyrocketed. Some are military, some fall under the DHS, some don't. Some are bound to still be completely secret and some are parts of other government organizations that have decided to do intelligence work even though it's not remotely in their purview. Some of them are truly competent, most of them really just aren't. The ones that are competent are also generally large enough and have such a culture of secrecy that the right hand really doesn't know what the left hand is doing. In other words, they have some core of competency, surrounded by a galaxy of incompetent satellite departments and sub-organizations. Not to mention that these organizations tend to be dumping grounds for political appointees who have managed to really impress some senator or something. Oh, and they also have all kinds of revolving door policies with all kinds of private sector "think tank" organizations.

      In any case, anyone who has been in any large organization can look at a description of the same organization from someone else and be outraged at how plain wrong it is. They say this in all honesty based on their own knowledge and experience. The fact is, another person's experience in the same organization, even overlapping with a lot of the same people, can be completely different. One person can be exposed to the rational, methodical, competent elements of the organization, while someone who passes them in the hallways every day can be drowning in a Kafkaesque nightmare of incompetence and broken bureaucracy. That's just the way large organizations with oversight problems (and I don't see how anyone could imagine that oversight of any organization based on "need to know" principles could be anything other than problematic) are.

      Aside from that, you're also ignoring the fact that you don't have to be ignorant of the fact that your snake oil doesn't do what you say it does to sell it. There are plenty of con artists who get by on enough intelligence or even brilliance to impress people enough to think that the impossibility they're selling might be possible. For that matter, there are brilliant people who convince themselves of their own snake oil, like Fred Hoyle, who was a brilliant astronomer, but nevertheless led a misinformed campaign against Arecheopteryx, convinced that it must be some vast paleontological conspiracy. Then there are the people who know that they're selling a scam and believe it at the same time. I'm convinced a lot of cult leaders fall into this category. The ones that run manipulative cons for years or decades making themselves rich and "marrying" countless women and girls, but then drink the poison Koolaid, or immolate themselves, etc. with the rest of their followers when they could have cut and run.

      I think the same is probably true to a degree with the perpetrator in The Fine Article. You don't float over a million in bad checks to Vegas casinos unless you're a special kind of delusional. That kind of delusional gamblers mind really could believe that their software, which they know doesn't really work, could still somehow, by pure random chance, miraculously uncover some terrorist plot and save thousands of lives. It's ridiculous, but random false positives could make it happen. To the kind of mind that actually thinks it could make money gambling against casinos this may actually make sense.

    65. Re:I saw something very similar. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yet, oddly enough, the organisations still manage to function and nothing happens to indicate a serious failure of operation.

      Well, "nothing happens except the company ends up spending more than they need to, profitability suffers, bonuses suffer, and the recruiters I talk to say my company has a bad reputation for ex-employees trying to get hired" then sure, nothing happens. Separately, cannabis cures cancer, so if your continued employment means you cannot remove the tumors that are constantly forming in your body, then I'd rather not be employed there.

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    66. Re:I saw something very similar. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      True, for better or worse, my fate inextricably is tied to the actions of others. But there's more depressing stuff in the world than that.....I am acutely aware that within the next 80 years, I will die. Not much way around it. Shit happens. I deal with it.

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    67. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Oh god, you're insane.

      Counterfeit money

      Money only has value to the extent that people are prepared to accept particular amounts. "Counterfeit" money is some instrument which you claim to have particular features but which does not have those features. Money which is not backed by a gold standard is not "counterfeit". Use of emotive language doesn't prove anything.

      money that has no backing of either production or resource of any kind.

      What backing does gold have? You've just changed the problem from one of the government being able to print more money - responsibly or irresponsibly - to inflation created by the mining of gold or deflation created by a growing economy lacking gold.

      Money that's printed to cover any costs - be it military or unemployment or pensions or welfare or subsidies and bail outs to large government preferred institutions, like banks and insurance companies and even certain car manufacturers.

      Luckily there's no way a government can abuse its power with the gold standard... oh, wait, it could ship off its reserves.

      If there was no Fed, USA would have never lost its extensive railroad system,

      Yes, the development of the motor car and the aeroplane would have been retarded indefinitely.

      it never would have had the ridiculous suburban sprawl resulting from the gov't subsidies during FDR.

      Ridiculous? In the sense that everyone needs to be piled on top of each other in the city centre, or in the sense that life's much better when everyone lives in a little isolated town far from everyone else?

      as US Dollar went up in value by a factor of 2 over 19 century

      How are you valuing it, please? Try to make sure that you're not using a metric which inevitably gives a high value for a gold standard-backed currency, instead explaining why the value is important to the American citizen.

      If there was no Fed and no printing and if there was no income tax (which also was implemented in 1913, which is not a coincidence), the US would have not lost its capital investments

      Income tax causes loss of capital investments? Tell me more.

      and people would have been much better off and wouldn't have had any use for gov't SS and Medicare/aide etc.

      What exactly are you talking about here? Are you suggesting that government regulation is what stops everyone from being so well off that they all have adequate healthcare and sufficient income in old age for food and roof? Do you have any evidence for this in history or the present?

      Of-course gov't printing money is another reason why medical insurance and care and education costs have risen so much - gov't guarantees them by providing loans and those institutions can then take everything they see given out by gov't.

      The government is the biggest client, and does not need to pay over the odds. In reality, what you're saying is nonsense - private patients and students give a far better income per capita than government-funded.

      - the fractional reserve is also a scam. FDIC proves it's a scam. There was a reason banks were bankrupt prior to FDIC by bank runs - that's because people don't trust fractional reserve and with a good reason.

      There's no "scam" in investing money which people give to you, as long as the people giving you the money are aware that you're doing it. In return for a better-performing bank which can give you better returns, you assume the risk that the bank may fuck up and lose a good proportion of your money. But are you saying that all banks should just sit on depositors' money?

      There is no such thing as 'responsible government'.

      This statement is quasi-religious. Are you suggesting that all humans are malevolent or incompetent or

    68. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      cannabis cures cancer

      Yeah, I think I'll just leave that here.

    69. Re:I saw something very similar. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Please don't; I expect you to refute it. See here. Or just leave it, if you agree?

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    70. Re:I saw something very similar. by jjbenz · · Score: 1

      agreed.

    71. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh god, you're insane.

      - the number of logical fallacies you have displayed in these threads leads me to believe you are not very good at providing factual argumentation, you do not back up your conclusions with any actual evidence, but you like to jump to them.

      Money only has value to the extent that people are prepared to accept particular amounts.

      - you didn't pay attention to the data, did you? US dollar has been losing value steadily, and since the Fed was created in 1913 it lost 98% of it (more than that now.) Pay attention to the data, otherwise you'll look foolish.

      "Counterfeit" money is some instrument which you claim to have particular features but which does not have those features.

      - counterfeit. Money that's not genuine. Imitation of money.

      US dollars that are passed around by the Fed have such exact features. Every new dollar printed is worth less than any dollar in existence, so every new dollar is NOT like any previous dollar. It is not genuine.

      A dollar from 1950 is not the same as dollar from 1918. It is also different from dollar in 2011. The difference between them is staggering. With 2011 dollars you can buy 1/20th of what you could buy for the same amount in 1912 when we talk about commodities: wheat, cotton, rice, pork, coffee etc., and yes, gold. If you are interested to see what real money looks like, here are some pictures. for $20.67 you could have about 2.41 troy oz of gold.

      There are many reasons why gold is real money and why in most languages the world for money is actually 'gold' or some form of it. You can't change the facts, you see.

      Money which is not backed by a gold standard is not "counterfeit".

      - money that is not backed by ANYTHING is counterfeit. For example Chinese currency is 'backed' by their reserves of US dollars/debt. Their problem is that US dollars/debt is backed by nothing, so they chose a wrong backing, but their money is not counterfeit in itself. Of-course if they continue on path of printing as much as they get of the US dollars flowing into their vaults, then it's not really any better than being backed by nothing. In case of Chinese, they are a producer nation and as such they immediately suffer the consequence of higher prices for the levels of inflation they are responsible for. It looks like they may have a revolt on their hands if they don't stop printing and causing massive price hikes. They will have to stop printing and will have to re-evaluate their currency in amount of gold they have. This is going to happen sometime soon.

      Use of emotive language doesn't prove anything.

      - I don't see where is 'emotive language' used by me at all, but I wonder when is it that you are going to present any proof of anything at all in any of your comments?

      What backing does gold have? You've just changed the problem from one of the government being able to print more money - responsibly or irresponsibly - to inflation created by the mining of gold or deflation created by a growing economy lacking gold.

      - deflation is a good thing for an economy, as people gain purchasing power. It's only bad for governments, as they have to give their debts back, and they don't like to do that in real money while they do like to live beyond their means.

      I provided a link on top, where you can go to learn at least something from this thread, something about gold and its value. Of-course you are ready to dismiss it, after all, it's only history of the evolution of human economy. What you do not realize is that the fiat system without backing by a recognizable, unchangeable, accessible, moderately

    72. Re:I saw something very similar. by sictransitgloriacfa · · Score: 1

      I call BS on this story. Imagine: someone worked for "an agency", and whatever he saw and did there would of course be classified; posting about it here would put him in Leavenworth. Oh, but that's ok: he posted anonymously! One little problem with that: he gave so many details, he could certainly be identified. If this story were real, that is.

    73. Re:I saw something very similar. by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      You've got an awful lot of good points, I could split hairs with you on a few of your comments, but haven't the inclination.

      Only comment I have to add is you're doing yourself a disservice by insisting on using libertarian propaganda terminology. Using the word "counterfeit" to describe fiat money makes you come across as a crazy person, because it doesn't mean what you've defined it as meaning. Authorized printing of fiat currency can't be counterfeiting, because that word in this context refers to the unauthorized printing of money!

    74. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      - you didn't pay attention to the data, did you? US dollar has been losing value steadily, and since the Fed was created in 1913 it lost 98% of it (more than that now.) Pay attention to the data, otherwise you'll look foolish.

      You're not actually replying to what I said. Currency is measured by purchasing power, not by backing. You're so obsessed with the gold standard like some puppy with a bone that your response to everything, no matter how unrelated, is "look at this article explaining why the gold standard is good!" Yes, there's been inflation, although your stupid gold-standard-based calculation overestimates it.

      Now, does the inflation matter? Put another way, do we have less to spend? No, we don't, salaries have gone up at a greater rate than inflation, and that's before you consider interest rates. Is the rate of inflation systemic? No, it's concentrated in the years around the Oil Crisis. In short, the USA is not Zimbabwe.

      US dollars that are passed around by the Fed have such exact features. Every new dollar printed is worth less than any dollar in existence, so every new dollar is NOT like any previous dollar. It is not genuine.

      The worth of a dollar is ultimately determined by how many dollars people are prepared to accept for goods and services. The moment you understand that this is how currency works, you'll feel a lot more connected with reality. And everyone knows that the dollar is not matched with a certain weight of gold, so suggesting that counterfeiting is going on because "Things aren't going my way!" shows your basis to be in religious fervour rather than reason.

      There are many reasons [npr.org] why gold is real money and why in most languages the world for money is actually 'gold' or some form of it. You can't change the facts, you see.

      Oh, do grow up.

      t. For example Chinese currency is 'backed' by their reserves of US dollars/debt. Their problem is that US dollars/debt is backed by nothing, so they chose a wrong backing, but their money is not counterfeit in itself.

      OK, US dollars are backed by grains of sand. The problem is that grains of sand are backed by nothing. Does this make you feel better now?

      - deflation is a good thing for an economy, as people gain purchasing power.

      Which they sit on. Great for large holders of currency, troubling for the brighteyed young chap who actually wants to establish himself and, you know, needs money.

      I have a bar of chocolate in front of me. Let's use this bar of chocolate to back all the dollars in the world. Would that make you happy? Can nothing go wrong?

      Or is USSR, Argentina, Zimbabwe, Rome not good enough? What evidence do you have to the contrary?

      The fall of the USSR was primarily a mismanagement of central economy, not a problem with inflation caused by lack of gold standard. Rome's fall was a combination of military, political, social and financial factors. Zimbabwe is a pathological extreme and shows that the ability to print money can be abused - in this case by a vicious, racist tyrant who has already ruined his country by expelling the talent. I acknowledge and agree that government can abuse its power - you insist that it must and will.

      If we list every country currently on this earth, we see that most of them have reasonably stable unbacked currencies.

      - gold value was the exact value of money, since people used it for trade and didn't have the federal reserve notes.

      Heheh, glad you admitted to your source for that silly 98% inflation statistic. Oh, the price of gold has gone up, this means the value of the dollar must have gone down! Hey, the price of my Amstrad CPC 464 has gone down, this m

    75. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Actually I use the proper terminology.

      In the earlier times it was clipping coins and it was not just the subjects of the nation doing it, the mint itself was involved into this, replacing some precious metal in the coin with some substitute.

      They were literally diluting the value of coins, causing inflation as coins were worth less and less.

      Same thing here, except instead of clipping they print.

    76. Re:I saw something very similar. by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about diluting the value of currency, say "diluting the value of currency." That's the proper terminology.

      "Counterfeiting" is still incorrect. Your link doesn't even agree with you, as it stresses the involvement of the mint in preventing coin clipping.

    77. Re:I saw something very similar. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      if your story is remotely true, then you are an idiot.

      You could have made millions on this - everybody is in on the game, so are you holier than the rest of them?

      You should have approached this fella privately and 'sold' him a module to his application that would also provide ability to track all GPS systems installed in all cars/other vehicles with just a few simple clicks.

      If/when he would have told you: "BS/impossible", you could have just point back at him and winÐ and said something like - "not less possible than whatever you are selling", and you would have been in business.

      Millions, you could have made millions.

      I guess this might be hard to grasp with your greedy mind, but some of us, me for sure, and probably the OP, aren't into making money via lies and fraud. Not to mention that money the guy got was from taxes, which means we paid it.

      But ya, there are peeps who are holier then you, because you are apparently a greedy prick.

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    78. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, at least with the Mafia, his ass would be dead as fuck.

    79. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      I agree that more research is needed into why THC and synthetic compounds with similar properties seem to retard the growth of certain cancers in certain conditions. I also think that the legal prohibition of cannabis is not appropriate.

      However, claims like "cannabis cures cancer" embarrass your cause, doubly so when they're coupled with the suggestion that cannabis has no negative effects on productivity or (in fewer but not insignificant cases) mental health. Cannabis isn't banned in many workplaces just because it's illegal.

    80. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yes, the coin clipping in wikipedia is not fully explained. As during the various times in history it was the mint itself, that used this practice and used cheaper metals in coins.

      My point was to show that coin clipping is counterfeiting and people were punished for it severely (when caught) and there is no difference how you clip the coin - whether you put less expensive metals into them or you just print more paper.

    81. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this foolishness is considered 'insightful'?

      Christ.

      You are what's wrong with this country - greed. It all stems from greed.

    82. Re:I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you can do so in a secure way, please leak any supporting documentation to cryptome.org

      thank you for your story from the inside.

    83. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I see there is no point continuing to reply to your other post, you live in la-la land, where facts and data do not matter and erroneous personal opinions pass for facts instead.

      It does not work in real world, Watson.

    84. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      You could have just said, "I've ignored the link and the logic. THE SKY IS FALLING FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN THE LAST CENTURY!"

      The average person - and I'm sure you're one - had an excellent time 100 years ago. Carry on yearning for the old religion, Brother.

    85. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      "the link and logic?" - silly person. You haven't backed up your positions with any data, so you are living in the la-la land. I, on the other hand, am an atheist and only care about data and facts. You ain't my brother, and that's a fact.

  10. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doh! Should have finished reading the entire article before posting. This went on with contracts being awarded up until the Obama administration, with people likely still around who made some of the decisions.

  11. Sooner or later... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    the grand budget axe will fall on these agencies and they'll *have* to act. I just wonder how many times they have to be spanked by these frauds before they feel the pain...

  12. AJ by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 5, Informative

    What's pretty disturbing is that the government is so gullible over such a lie that's ridiculous on its face. Really, secret messages from Al Qaeda in Al Jazeera? Why not hidden messages from Al Qaeda on MTV or CNN? That would be just as plausible.

    I'm still mystified by how much neocons despise the channel. No wonder Bush planned to bomb Al Jazeera, he was so quick to jump onto the false notion. Never mind that Al Qaeda hates Al Jazeera and has done so for years (AQ supporters call it "Al-Khinzeera," which means The Pig)

    1. Re:AJ by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've actually found Al Jazeera reporting to be much better than most American news sources. The Al Jazeera articles are usually well written, don't have sensationalist headlines, and you don't have to sift through all the latest celebrity crap. And the bias is nowhere near as blatant and pervasive as CNN, Fox News, and the like. I can't comment too much on the Arabic version however, as my Arabic is nowhere near good enough for that yet.

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    2. Re:AJ by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      I The Al Jazeera articles are usually well written, don't have sensationalist headlines, and you don't have to sift through all the latest celebrity crap.

      all the latest celebrity crap

      Add me to the list!

      Me, too!

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    3. Re:AJ by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Really, secret messages from Al Qaeda in Al Jazeera? Why not hidden messages from Al Qaeda on MTV or CNN? That would be just as plausible.

      They were worried about those, too. Even now, and especially back then, there was great reluctance to rebroadcast any terrorist video for fear it would contain hidden signals, such as a "go code" or somesuch (steganography). If you were worried about that, Al Jazeera would be the biggest threat vector simply because they normally get the scoop on terrorist videos.

    4. Re:AJ by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the thing, don't you see? That their agenda is not incredibly obvious, that they're not spouting hate and misinformation every 10 microseconds. The US govt can't help but think they're hiding something. Any self-respecting news outlet should be biased and trollish on the edges!

    5. Re:AJ by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      I've actually found Al Jazeera reporting to be much better than most American news sources. The Al Jazeera articles are usually well written, don't have sensationalist headlines, and you don't have to sift through all the latest celebrity crap.

      Then how am I supposed to know which article to click on with headlines like "Charlie Sheen's Porn Stars Save Egypt's Treasures From Lindsey Lohan's 'Shopping Spree' "?

    6. Re:AJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's interesting wikileaks cable that explains how this TV is used for political trade with everyone. They are as objective as CNN is about US-involving conflicts.

    7. Re:AJ by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      For all but the simplest messages(ie. time-based triggers for instructions previously communicated by some other channel, or very rough information transfer) TV seems like a pretty awful medium. Most of the really fun stegonography can't be performed by humans, and may or may not survive ADC(or one of the not-always-predictable transfer and/or compression steps that can occur as your source video goes through the TV process on its way to the viewer). That seriously limits your bandwidth. So too does the need to do something newsworthy every time you need to send a message.

      Now, spam email on the other hand... vast volume, chunks of nonsensical anti-filtering text are a genre convention, plenty of people willing to send it, no questions asked, etc...

    8. Re:AJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, secret messages from Al Qaeda in Al Jazeera?

      Didn't the Capitol Steps already do a spoof on this? The "al Jazeera" guy claimed that there were no hidden messages in their broadcasts, then sang an song to an "American" (i.e., French) tune. The song contained a "hidden" "terrorist" message that was hidden so badly that the claim that there were no hidden messages in the broadcast was arguably true!

    9. Re:AJ by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were worried about those, too.

      This is because they are goddamn stupid morons. I don't know why we have to pretend that their worry makes any sense.

      If all terrorists need is a signal, there are dozens of ways to set that up without bothering with news media.

      Stick a specific post on a well-read bboard or something. In fact, have a dozen places that such a thing gets posted.

      Or, better, post on usenet...it's utterly impossible to monitor people who read a specific post, as it's on a thousand different servers, and people usually download entire groups at once. I can just imagine how that works: 'Well, we caught one guy, and he says he was instructed to search everyday his usenet client for the string '39457295' in alt.tv.lost, and read codewords in that post as a trigger. We better...uh...check the thousands of servers that carry them for the IPs of tens thousands of people who download that group, and then look up their IPs.' Yeah, that sounds like a workable plan to find the other terrorists.

      And this is _without_ any specialized software that can decode messages hidden in files.

      Or just run a fricking classified ad, like spies used to do decades ago. (Although pretty soon 'buying a newspaper' will be suspicious in and of itself.)

      At some point, we really need to start back up on the whole eugenics thing. People who think 'Recording a message that is blatantly from terrorists is a good way to pass messages _to_ terrorists', as opposed to the literally millions of other ways to get messages to sleeper agents, none of which require them carefully watching obviously terrorist-produced video (Which is somewhat suspicious)...well, they need to be castrated and thus removed from the gene pool. (Or, alternately, if we could somehow figure out how to get them to be, or at least mate with, terrorists...)

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    10. Re:AJ by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      That's because neocons don't want anyone to be reporting the truth (or even another view) of what's going on over there. They want a media that they control. No videos of people angry at the US. No pictures of bodies of soldiers. No pictures of collateral damage. Just pictures of happy Iraqis pulling down statues of Saddam.

    11. Re:AJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree... In terms of quality as a news source, they are very close to the BBC.

    12. Re:AJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Jazeera represents everything that the Bush family stands against. That's why he wanted to bomb it.

    13. Re:AJ by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, you were doing so well until this:

      At some point, we really need to start back up on the whole eugenics thing.

      Fuck off and die.

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    14. Re:AJ by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone missed the hyperbole.

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    15. Re:AJ by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      Or just run a fricking classified ad, like spies used to do decades ago. (Although pretty soon 'buying a newspaper' will be suspicious in and of itself.)

      That's what Craigslist is for.

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    16. Re:AJ by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I actually think Usenet would work spectacularly well. Even on Craigslist, the server can see who read the post. Sure, it might be a large amount of people, but you actually get a list. Especially if they have to search for it. If you caught one terrorist before the trigger, you could try to catch others.

      Yeah, seems impossible...but in theory, you could possibly figure it out.

      With Usenet, you cannot. There are too many servers. There are too many leaf nodes hanging off other servers. There are too many groups that get downloaded in their entirety by way too many people.

      It would be utterly impossible to even get a list of 10% of the IPs who might have read the post. It is the most decentralized communication medium in the world.

      Pick a popular group, pick a dumb misspelling to make, like 'aonther' or something. Set the terrorists up with a Usenet client with some sort of search feature that alerts them for that. (Which is a local search, and hence can't be detected.)

      When they get a hit, they have to read the post. The post is also required to have, let's say, another reference in it, and then either a go or no-go reference in it. Could even easily encode the time.

      Then, all the signalers need is to make a vaguely relevant post with that stuff in it. Yes, that post is traceable, which is why it should be made from some public access point, but that's it. Even if you knew exactly where it was coming from and what it said in advance, you still couldn't find who was reading it.

      If you were really really clever, you could require the terrorists actually read the group, and the signal is an utterly off-the-wall theory. To take my Lost group example, a theory that Kate is actually Locke's sex-changed father. That, and a different word in the post, mean 'go' or 'no-go'.

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  13. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by bcmm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is another tech story which doesn't really involve tech: humans can get paid a lot to tell people what they want to hear too. Feds would really like to believe that Al-Jazeera is somehow connected to terrorism, even though it's a preposterous idea, and they're happy to pay someone for that information so they don't look like frauds themselves.

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  14. Doesn't this show the need for Open Source? by rolfwind · · Score: 1, Interesting

    More than ever, especially at the government level?

    With closed source, they just get magical black boxes that somehow work (or not, in this case), without actually understanding what it does. Unless they want to spend more money reverse engineering the whole thing.

  15. Sure, we've got the money for that... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This month, our government has proposed a budget in which we confess that we're so fucking poor that we cannot afford to subsidize nutritional supplements for babies born with low birth weight. And yet there seems to be a whole parallel word of government, where insane shit like this must still look insane, but fuck it, we'll fund it anyway, because we're rich and we don't give a fuck. I mean seriously, who could possibly make the decision "Yeah, that's worth paying for" when they hear a sales pitch like this? Only an organization that's so flush with money that they're experimenting with using it for toilet paper. It's a little shocking, given the nature of all the sacrifices the government is forcing on normal people.

    1. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wonder why we are so poor?
      FTA: "A Pentagon study in January found that it had paid $285 billion in three years to more than 120 contractors accused of fraud or wrongdoing. "

    2. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would the government have to subsidize that? Did vitamins become a rare and precious commodity when I wasn't looking?

      Here's an idea, just because the government has money, doesn't mean it should be paying for things you can easily pay for yourself,

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    3. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Babies can't pay for anything themselves. Sorry, but it's true. Now you might say "Well, it's the parents that should pay for it" but the fact is, not all parents are wise or prudent, and so rather than punish the innocent babies, as a society, it might be better for us to choose another path than the one you espouse.

      Of course, then you may fear the onslaught of the Marching Morons or the Idiocracy, but I fear the Selfishness your method would create would be far worse.

      Assuming any of it is genetic, which is not a given anyway.

    4. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the assorted delightful cognitive deficiencies associated with malnutrition in infancy and childhood, there is a strong argument to be made that such a policy is simply pragmatic(even if one has no ethical qualms with letting children suffer for their parents' positions).

      Nutritional adequacy is cheap, a cognitively dysfunctional underclass is not...

    5. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by sjames · · Score: 2

      Let them eat cake?

      Some people don't actually have money spraying out of their asses.

    6. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It's a little shocking, given the nature of all the sacrifices the government is forcing on normal people.

      It's things like this that make me feel like a schmuck for being an honest guy and paying my taxes. Way to grab the ordinary working guy by the nose and kick him in the ass government, whatever would we do without you?

    7. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why in the world would the government have to subsidize that? Did vitamins become a rare and precious commodity when I wasn't looking?

      Here's an idea, just because the government has money, doesn't mean it should be paying for things you can easily pay for yourself,

      You Sir, are a selfish ignorant. They will die or be handicapped for the rest of their life without it. It is not about just about vitamins, they need food with a high energy content, essential amino acids, essential fatty acids, salts, you name it, and it have to be the right balance, it has to be tasty and when the child become older it must provide a variety of flavours. Low birth weight children usually have an underdeveloped digestive system at birth, they may not even be able to process "cheap" sources of nutrition (e.g. they might not be able to absorb cheap synthesized vitamin C), at least not at en early age (and when their digestive systems become fully developed, the damage to their brain and body is already done). Add to this that small children are very small (duh!) and are equipped with small stomachs (duh!), they can't compensate for low levels of nutrition by eating more food. This is not something that you can cook together in your own kitchen, it is not ordinary food, it is hard to get right "medication". Unless you want these children to get a low IQ, mental disorders or concentration difficulties, bad health as grown-ups, or even die, you have to give them this. Sometimes a cheaper and more painful alternative is intravenous therapy, as I understand, it is when possible, the most popular solution in USA, but that will give them bad digestion for the rest of their life (and perhaps painful childhood memories).

      This is not something most parents can afford or handle on their own, hardly even in high income, low cost countries (I live in one), in a low income, high cost country (like USA), they would have to put them self in debt to afford it.

      Governments in developed countries (of which I'm fortunate enough to live in one), recognise that providing nutritional supplements for babies born with a low birth weight is cheaper in the long run. Healthy, well nurtured babies become productive, strong, healthy, well adjusted and intelligent grown-ups.

    8. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Which is why it needs to be a 'fair' across the board 25% off every budget. No matter what. This would get rid of a lot of this BS.

      Most of what we are seeing is rearranging of the chairs on the deck of the titanic. To make sure they get the best view of the iceberg that is about to hit us.

      Honestly we see a '61 billion' cut. It needs to be 1.5 TRILLION. They are a bit short.

      Much like an episode of hoarders we need to pull everything out of the house and maybe throw away things we use. Just to figure out what exactly we REALLY want. We have too many programs that have gone on too long with too little oversight. If we really need it we can fund it again.

      The president and congress are not helping. They think they can nickle and dime it and it will all be good. Real programs will need to get cut. It sucks, yes. All because of BS like this. People need to be loosing their jobs over this sort of thing. It doesnt happen. There is no accountability. These organizations are not 'partisan' they keep their heads down and just keep going. In 2-5 years the head will be changed. The chairs shuffled around. Nothing will happen.

      When I see a drug dealer who is on welfare and on disability making more than I do. I *KNOW* there is something wrong with the system.

      All of these programs started with good intentions. Many are now corrupt, or being gamed. Remember that dude about 15 years ago with the green coat and question marks on it pimping 'how to get money from the government'. Lets just say he just wrote down what people have been doing for 50 years. These organizations do not care. The contractors, workers inside, and people using it all suck.

      They have a income of 2.3 trillion dollars and that still is not enough. There is something wrong. MEGA wrong. The corruption is astounding at all levels and no one really cares.

    9. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      This is where a great organization like (xxx) could go in, sell these dummy softwares to (xxx) nations, and with the profits, pay themselves a little bit, and donate the rest to say...open up some special clinics where the doctors there give out free medical and supplements to those said babies...sort of new age robin hood if you will....but alas, my skills are not that great, my BS is too obvious, would need a great talker on the team to make it work...

  16. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by timeOday · · Score: 1

    "$1.8 million in bad checks at casinos...." I'd say he has more than a "penchant" for gambling, it sounds like this guy genuinely has a problem.

    And the previous sentence, "Mr. Montgomery, 57, who is in bankruptcy and living outside Palm Springs, Calif..."

    Whatever his cut of the $20 million the government paid, he evidently didn't make good use of.

  17. Our tax dollars at work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FTA:
    "A Pentagon study in January found that it had paid $285 billion in three years to more than 120 contractors accused of fraud or wrongdoing. "

  18. I'm rather confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - They didn't ask to see source code for something so delicate as this?
    - They didn't probe too deep into how the technology actually works, just took his word for it?
    - They didn't test it before paying for it?

    Hopefully I'm not the only confused one?

  19. Reminds me of bogus bomb detector by danceswithtrees · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yet another way to waste money in the fight against terror.

    This one sunk $85M on a bogus bomb detector used widely in Iraq until its export was banned-- ie demand for it was still present and they wanted to continue importing into Iraq! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/newsnight/8471187.stm

    Airport body imagers, duct tape and plastic wrap... Is there no end?

  20. Twenty mil? by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Twenty mil would buy a lot of Slashbeer and Firehose accounts. Come on, someone, get onto it!

  21. Business Plan by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Informative
    • Fill Markov-chain based language generator with Osama bin Laden transcripts, Koran verses, Mein Kampf and the works of Robert Ludlum
    • Load onto Arduino
    • Place Arduino into box with LCD display on one side and large parabolic antenna on other.
    • ???
    • Profit
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    Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
  22. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by osgeek · · Score: 2

    Even before 9/11, they were blowing money on thousand dollar toilet seats and quackery like divining rods to locate land mines.

    They're children and need close supervision. As much as I hate taxes and government spending, we need to spend more money on oversight. They need to be watched like hawks.

  23. GSA Schedule? by echucker · · Score: 1

    So if the CIA found out they were hokey, why didn't they get booted off of the GSA schedule, or the spook equivalent?

  24. Can this software decode this message... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    370H55V

  25. unfortunately not uncommon by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of people doing research (defense or anything) who honestly believe their work is real and practical despite fundamental impossibilities. Some of these results end up with glowing reviews here on Slashdot.

    In highly technical fields, it's really easy to push BS past just about anyone, even other specialists in your field. The best con artists in science honestly believe their research is real. They run entire companies or research centers. They push their employees extremely hard for positive results, fire employees who can't deliver and turn a blind eye to the signs that the data is misrepresented, oversold or just plain faked.

    The same thing happens on the granting/contracting side. They push for results and ignore warning signs. In extreme cases, almost the entire scientific apparatus gets played.

  26. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    In any kind of merit-based organization that would mean firing and replacing every decision-maker who chose to invest in this software. That's how they could regain credibility, by showing that they won't tolerate such gross incompetence within their ranks

    Somehow, I think I could live with this.

    --
    If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
  27. Well, the cat's out of bag now. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    So if they don't prosecute now, then it has nothing to do with saving themselves embarrassment at all.

    It's almost refreshing to think that apathy may still be alive and well and working within today's governing bodies.

  28. More dangerous than it sounds by bkmoore · · Score: 2

    I read this article and I have to wonder...the CIA and Air Force believed at some point that his software could detect a black blob as a terrorist from a black blob who's not a terrorist, off of a UAV video feed. So did they incorporate this into their Rules of Engagement (ROE) at some point and actually declare anyone hostile based on feedback from his software? Because if this is the case, then this guy is probably guilty of more than just ripping the government off. If the government admits to wrongfully killing someone based on bogus software, then who is liable and at what level? On another note, he claimed he could decipher hidden messages in Al Jazeera broadcasts. For this to be correct, Al Jazeera would have to be providing some form of communication services for Al Queda. Did anyone believe there was a link? And if this were the case, why would Al Queda telegraph their plans on an open channel given the more secure alternatives. It pretty much fails the common sense test. Oh well... More government buffoonery for our general entertainment.

    1. Re:More dangerous than it sounds by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      It's only "common sense" because you have some technical understanding of the issues involved. To anyone else, it's "magic".

      --
      Emotions! In your brain!
    2. Re:More dangerous than it sounds by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      .the CIA and Air Force believed at some point that his software could detect a black blob as a terrorist from a black blob who's not a terrorist, off of a UAV video feed. So did they incorporate this into their Rules of Engagement (ROE) at some point and actually declare anyone hostile based on feedback from his software? Because if this is the case, then this guy is probably guilty of more than just ripping the government off. If the government admits to wrongfully killing someone based on bogus software, then who is liable and at what level?

      There is a whole industry of people who sell solutions to determine terrorist blobs from non-terrorist blobs. Most are careful to stay in the gray area of lying by selective emphasis and omission, and "not every line of cutting edge research works out perfectly". Everyone else is doing it so it can't be wrong, right? The guys in the government who provide the money don't even care if the stuff works, because they're just there to climb the GS scale, pad their resumes, and cultivate connections that will earn them big bucks after they retire from government and go to work on the contractor side. Nobody thinks about the wrongful killing angle, and bringing it up would be rude and unpatriotic. There's no chance of anyone ever being held accountable.

    3. Re:More dangerous than it sounds by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Look, it's simple. "Al" Queada. "Al" Jazeera..

      Can you deny the link?

      Stoopid eggheads, never could see the wood for the trees.

      --
      Watch this Heartland Institute video
  29. Satisfaction Guaranteed by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guy passing bogus checks to casinos: One point eight million dollars.

    Guy defrauds US government: Tens of millions of dollars.

    Seeing Guy hanged for treason alongside idiotic government bureaucrats who helped perpetrate this boondoggle: priceless

    --
    "A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
    1. Re:Satisfaction Guaranteed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is fraud, it is NOT treason. Treason is purposely very hard to get a conviction on and must meet very specific criteria, in fact it is the only crime expressively laid out in the Constitution.

  30. Page: * 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  31. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It certainly does make them look stupid when they're supposed to be protecting us from a big, determined, ruthless threat like Al-Qaeda and it ends up that they can't even protect themselves from simple fraud.

    And if Al-Qaeda has any intelligence, they'll stop attacking us with bombs and hijacked airplanes and start sending us Nigerian spam. And thus, the war on terrorism takes a backseat to the war on spam.

  32. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 1, Informative

    How about just not giving them so much money to begin with? The US government is a child who spends who entire allowance, and rather than figuring how to spend it more wisely just takes more money from his parents wallets.

  33. Finally I can decode it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drink.... More... Ovaltine?

  34. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by DarkAnt · · Score: 2

    The reason these individuals were not fired is because it's a merit-based organization. A meritocracy penalizes failure and rewards success. By penalizing honest mistakes the people who end up on top may not be those with the most merit, but those who hide their mistakes the best. This has the added detriment of not allowing the organization to learn from its failures.

  35. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by drspliff · · Score: 1

    It's more like sending them to the shop with the grocery money and a shopping list. There may be some unnecessary items on the list, but the rest are needed to keep the family going for the week; they know what some absolute essentials are, with the rest goes on a mix of personal interest and things which they like but can't make themselves.

    When they return you get toilet paper, a $40 beef roast and an assortment of candies, with some more oversight they could've returned with something which more closely resembles your shopping list.

  36. Old story; only grows better by thebian · · Score: 2

    Slashdot wrote about this last year, after Playboy wrote about it. Playboy's story was pretty good.

    The moral of the story is anyone who gives good Powerpoint is destined to grow rich

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    http://whitherthenytimes.blogspot.com/

    1. Re:Old story; only grows better by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand why we are going after a mere leaker for treason when there is slime like that confidence trickster deliberately undermining the war effort.

    2. Re:Old story; only grows better by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Better pictures on the Playboy story that the Slashdot one.

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  37. Fear is the mind killer by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    Fear is the mind killer....
    That an American (non) Society.

  38. depressingly common--vivomind by feynmanfan1 · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing is depressingly common. While working at the National Security Agency I witnessed similar abuse, for instance I was at some of the meetings discussing the funding of the Vivomind project which was also clearly bogus. http:...//www.vivomind.com/

  39. This was all over DC-area radio in the early 2000s by kriston · · Score: 1

    This was all over DC-area radio between 2002 and 2005. The advertisement spot invited listeners to go to a web site with a name similar to "fightterrorism.org" and join a distributed-computing network that would search for stegenographic messages in the media.

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    Kriston

  40. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Just fire the auditor(s) who didn't do his/her/their job(s), which is to audit contractors and ensure they are meeting the terms of the contract.

  41. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by dakameleon · · Score: 1
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    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
  42. Wow by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    You're a moron.

  43. Montgomery "patent" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The "patent" by Dennis Montgomery is a *patent application*. It looks like garbage to me. The US government got hustled, in my opinion. Maybe Mongtomery should sell the screen rights to his tale. He may not live to tell about it, though, because he has been passing hot checks at the casinos in Nevada.

  44. Slashdot double-spacing by spitzak · · Score: 0

    Why is Slashdot double-spacing all the lines in some posts, such as this one?

  45. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    After 9/11, government officials were and still are under serious pressure to produce results, and often all too eager to sign a few papers here and there if it would magically solve their problems.

    It's more of a case of, "look, we're doing something: we purchased this fancy software." It's probably a case of too much money chasing too few real solutions. If you don't spend the money, your budget is reduced next year. Thus, there's pressure to spend it on something, even if it's shit.

    I know of some local agencies that stuck the title "Homeland Security" into their name to get funds. They didn't significantly change what the did, they merely painted it differently on their brochures. "Sure, we hunt down gangs, but some of those may be Al Quida gangs. Somebody has to keep an eye out for them. Therefore we're protecting America from Al Quida."

    Sure, they might also find unicorn gangs in the process. Does that mean they should get unicorn funding?

  46. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by causality · · Score: 2

    The reason these individuals were not fired is because it's a merit-based organization. A meritocracy penalizes failure and rewards success. By penalizing honest mistakes the people who end up on top may not be those with the most merit, but those who hide their mistakes the best. This has the added detriment of not allowing the organization to learn from its failures.

    Two things. One, if the Department of Agriculture made this mistake then I'd say ok, they just got conned, hope they catch the bastard. I wouldn't expect them to be any more difficult to con than any private business or individual. It's different when you have a Department of Homeland Security with all sorts of forensic, investigatory and other law enforcement powers available to it and they're still vulnerable to a common thief. I'm betting that catching the really hardcore terrorists is going to be much more difficult than not falling victim to a common thief. That's the difference, or if you like, that's where there is a demonstrable lack of merit. It calls into question their basic ability to fulfill their stated purpose. A wisely managed organization provides answers to such questions in the form of accountability.

    Second, why is it OK for the government to "make an example" of the citizens by handing out extremely harsh penalties that grossly exceed what would fit the crime/tort in the case of things like computer intrusion or copyright infringement, but not OK to make an example of bureaucrats who should know better and then make idiotic decisions that waste our money? The institution can learn from its mistakes by getting rid of people who show such incompetence. The people who remain will understand that they need to get their shit together. Their replacements can be briefed on why there was a job opening for them. Getting rid of the incompetents and allowing the institution to learn from its mistakes are not mutually exclusive.

    A third point could be made. The DHS falls under the law enforcement powers of government. It is also a political institution. It is staffed by people who want power and want us to believe that they can be trusted to use it properly. With that power needs to come responsibility and accountability. Therefore, I consider each one of their jobs to be expendable. If they are incompetent, not only should they be fired; they should have never been hired in the first place. I'd be far more sympathetic if this happened to the employees of a company that makes widgets, because none of them are demanding political power.

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    It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  47. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by mug+funky · · Score: 1

    an assortment of candies

    is this the cause of the obesity epidemic?

  48. Read the Playboy Article by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    The playboy article is way better to read the full story, if you got time.. http://www.playboy.com/articles/the-man-who-conned-the-pentagon-dennis-montgomery/

  49. The Laughs Keep Coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a riot!

    Millions of US Tax Dollars funneled to a Drunk!

    Airlines diverted due to "Analysis" from a Drunk!

    Just goes to show.

    Electing a drunk like George (Johnny) Walker Bush and NOW the half-breed freak-show Barak-O-Vision to continue the US penis dance just cracks me up.

    -Toodles

    -308

    PS

    Barak has a real problem!

    Libya!

    And soon Saudi Arabia!

    Admiral Mullen has been dispatched to bulk-up the Kingdom, but will the Kingdom be receptive.

    In no less than three week the bulk-work of the Bush-Obama Terror network have fallen.

    Soon the tsunami will wash ashore in Washington D.C. U.S.A.

    Believe.

  50. This remids me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Dibbler's Dragon Detector (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!).
    "....Was there some way of detecting dragons themselves? He'd had a look at Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's dragon detectors, which consisted solely of a piece of wood on a metal stick. When the stick was burned through, you'd found your dragon.."

  51. The Magic Obama theory by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Ever considered that the same people are in the same jobs until they are replaced? There was no instant change because magic doesn't exist and unfortunately the problem of every new administration is that sometimes the useless that spend vast amounts of effort looking good will appear in most circumstances to be the better choice than anyone that is competant. It's hard to find and dig out these people instead of a few blameless low level lackies that take the fall.
    We'll probably see some of the same useless idiots embedded like poisonous ticks in these groups even though the upcoming Clinton, Palin and Beck administrations.

    1. Re:The Magic Obama theory by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      the upcoming Clinton, Palin and Beck administrations.

      You must be the most pessimistic person I ever encountered

    2. Re:The Magic Obama theory by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It got your attention and there's enough in that trio to upset anyone :)

    3. Re:The Magic Obama theory by Geotopia · · Score: 1

      "You must be the most pessimistic person I ever encountered"

      Let me introduce myself then.

      But just to put a positive spin on this, it was cheaper than the fake lunar landing and Raygun's Star Wars program!

  52. Software is exempt from product liability laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, they can't do a damn thing about it. In the United States, software does not have to do what the maker claims it does. You can not sue a software vendor for any "product liability" issue.

    This is due to intensive lobbying by Microsoft et al, who based their argument on the simple fact that nobody understands how computers really work and so, software vendors can not be blamed when their products fail. I am not kidding. That line of BS plus a few tens of millions of dollars in the right pockets was all it took.

    Since requiring software to do what the maker says it does would break the back of Our Digital Economy (this happened in the early 1990s IIRC) by Punishing Innovation, this exemption can not be repealed.

  53. Let's put it in perspective with a metaphor by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Oh really? With nothing but a few bottles of spirits a week I could bring home a different fourteen or fifteen year old girl for sex five or six times a week. Am I also an idiot for not doing so?
    I consider that and being an accessory to the con job described above morally equivalent. The taxpayer is getting badly screwed without really understanding what is going on.

  54. Al Jazzera reports facts by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    The BBC is a government funded George Orwell 1984 media machine. All the best news readers left the BBC for Al Jazzera.I report for Al Jazzera and get more stories published there than I do on slashdot.

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    All cows eat grass!
  55. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    Check the cost of that house outside Palm Springs. I'd be surprised if it wasn't right around $20 million. Also, check his car. That'll be the difference.

    Even in bankruptcy, your creditors cannot take your house and must leave you one car. If you used all of your ill-gotten proceeds to purchase your house, then the money can't be retrieved. The house can be foreclosed on if the payments on a mortgage aren't made, but if the house is paid off, it's safe from creditors.

    Another common move is to divorce your spouse prior to any big lawsuit with potential damages to be applied. Your assets are split in half, then if you lose the lawsuit, the winner only gets the half of your assets you kept. Then you hook back up with your spouse and have the other half to enjoy. (See Robert Tiltonand Hulk Hogan)

    Seth

  56. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 2

    That's not as far from the truth as you jokingly suggest. The original "Food Pyramid" promoted by the US government was based more on industry wants than sound nutritional science.

  57. Graham Greene laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our Man in Havana" must have inspired this.

  58. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is they would use it to buy an oversight machine from a contractor that would later turn out to be just an empty box with an antenna and some wires that aren't actually connected to anything at all.

  59. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    they're supposed to be protecting us from a big, determined, ruthless threat like Al-Qaeda

    Well, there's your problem right there. Al-Q is not a big, determined, ruthless threat, it's a bunch of petulant losers.

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  60. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by osgeek · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I agree with that too. Less money with a larger percentage spent on oversight.

    I'm glad we were able to solve this problem together. Please let Congress know our directive. Later.

  61. I can read encrypted messages of Ronald Mac Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is the person i can talk to sell my soft...

  62. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia disagrees, but like you they're lacking a citation:

    The nutritional guideline known as the food pyramid, and formally titled the Improved American Food Guide Pyramid, was originally drafted by Francesca Morris and was published by the FDB in Denmark in 1978 and later adopted by the USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) in 1992 to replace the earlier food groups classification system.[citation needed]

    I'd suggest that if your guess was accurate, the pyramid would have included lots of Whoppers, Coke, and curly-fries.

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  63. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

    I give them my instructions every couple of years. Unfortunately there are a lot of assholes who live here and tell them to keep spending like drunken sailors.

    Ah well, the day of reckoning is coming. This country is living on borrowed time (time is money) at this point.

  64. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

    I have not read the book yet myself (it's on my rather lengthy list of books to get to) but I'll refer you to Food Politics by Marion Nestle, a professor at NYU.

  65. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

    Also, assuming that Food Industry = McDonalds is just being willfully obtuse. Agriculture is big business in the US. Just ask Monsanto, ADM and Cargill. Cargill's yearly revenue is several times that of McDonald's.