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Disarm Internet Trolls, Gently

Shlomi Fish writes "The best way to react to people trolling on Internet forums is not to feed them, right? Wrong! 'Don't feed the trolls' is also usually ineffective. Luckily, however, there is more effective approach, inspired by the book Feeling Good by David D. Burns."

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  1. Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds pretty gay.

    1. Re:Pfft by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

      What exactly do you mean by "gay"? We accept you here, no matter your orientation. I agree, sometimes the artical can sound gay. Perhaps we can meet an accord?

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    2. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      An accord? Now that's a gay car -- and it's the kinda car Hitler would drive if he were around today.

    3. Re:Pfft by M8e · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why do you feel that this approach is pretty gay?

      I think it's somewhat gay. But what make you think that it's pretty gay?

    4. Re:Pfft by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      What good reasons would they be? The fact that he'd be a crotchety old sod by now, or the fact that lots of people think he did bad things? Maybe it would be better if he were around today. I guess we'll never know...

      I claim best troll on this article. Everyone else might as well just troll the next article. I just well and truly Godwined this one...

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    5. Re:Pfft by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its belt matches its shoes.

    6. Re:Pfft by tomhudson · · Score: 2

      No, it would be because Volkswagen was originally founded in 1937 by the Nazi trade union, the German Labour Front (Deutsche Arbeitsfront).

    7. Re:Pfft by countertrolling · · Score: 5, Funny

      We accept you here, no matter your orientation...

      Oh that's right! Go after the Asians!

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    8. Re:Pfft by thr13z3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I may.

        I do believe that the sentiment that Pfft is trying to convey is that OP most likely is a big faggot.

      Note that this is my personal interpretation.

    9. Re:Pfft by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, sir, but this is the "Dealing With Trolls" thread. You're looking for the "Godwin" thread, which is the next door down.

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    10. Re:Pfft by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2

      Sir, you are nothing more than an angst-ridden teenage onanist who must forthwith escape the confines of his parent's subterranean storage room and seek copulative relations with a flesh-and-blood woman, rather than with your modern day personal equivalent of the Babbage Difference Engine.

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    11. Re:Pfft by pandrijeczko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sir,

      I resent strongly your implication that one who is of heterosexual leanings is automatically entirely unappreciative of pulchritude in those things that are in existence around his or her personage.

      Indeed, in some circles is not considered a display of virility when a man, in the company of his colleagues, is openly complementary of the magnitude and shape of a nubile young maiden's mammary glands within his near vicinity?

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    12. Re:Pfft by Nocuous · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. The fact is many people enjoy feeding trolls, because it lets them feel superior to that schmuck who's standing there waving his dick in the community's face.

      Case in point; Charlie Sheen. The media machine LOVES this troll, because he's feeding THEM, so they want to keep him going as long as people pay attention. And people (real people) are paying attention.
      So go ahead, give people advice on disarming trolls. They won't follow it, because trolls are part of the online experience, and most people would miss them if they didn't exist (though lots of those would angrily deny it; see responses to my post).

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    13. Re:Pfft by ekhben · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who believe that ignorance is a synonym of stupidity are ignorant.

      This holds true even if you have a stunted vocabulary and believe just that. It holds true also if you ignorantly mistake stunted vocabularies for semantic drift.

      I am happy to be disagreeing with you!

      Troll thread is fun.

    14. Re:Pfft by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which points to the exact problem of attempting to deal with a troll on any realistic level. A long pointless off topic thread, that the majority of forum attendees have no interest in reading.

      So experience, provides the most logical answer in preserving forum integrity for the majority of users. Don't feed the trolls, completely pointless exercise, other than generating an off topic thread.

      When necessary make use of comment moderation and probationary status (passing probation provides something to lose).

      Your claim of troll supremacy also points to another issue, the best way to deal with one troll is not necessarily the best way to deal with ten or more trolls, creating nothing but a series of off topic threads.

      If anyone has been paying attention lately, the maketdroids when they can not control a topic will attempt to create an off topic thread to fill the first page of comments in an attempt to drive of readers and serious comments, especially the professionally paranoid low skill government asshats. This now requires offtopic thread moderation, where the whole thread disappears into -1 oblivion.

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  2. Depends by Kittenman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Treating them like an adult ("why do you say that Windows is a load of pigs' livers?") will maybe get them to respond to the question in an adult-sense (come back, Eric Berne...) but life's too short.

    Just don't respond, add them to your ignore list and do something more productive.

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    1. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Treating them like an adult ("why do you say that Windows is a load of pigs' livers?")

      Sounds like the OP is suggesting we respond to trolls with Eliza.

    2. Re:Depends by amirulbahr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do you say that we should not respond and just add them to our ignore list?

    3. Re:Depends by moonbender · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like the OP is suggesting we respond to trolls with Eliza.

      Please go on.

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    4. Re:Depends by Noughmad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hear it's going to use Gnome as a text editor.

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    5. Re:Depends by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, while trolls just want attention and so it seems correct to ignore them, they'll always bait someone who'll feed them - unless you're in a community where the moderators actively punish the responders just as much as the troll (I know a few) where the avg poster is conditioned to report and ignore.

      So, otherwise, it may be a good tactic to be a calm first responder. However, don't debate them or get angry. Trolls want a response, ignoring them might tick them off slightly, but engaging them w/o them getting a rise of you really pisses them off. It's their version of getting cockblocked.

    6. Re:Depends by dov_0 · · Score: 2

      Treating them like an adult ("why do you say that Windows is a load of pigs' livers?") will maybe get them to respond to the question in an adult-sense (come back, Eric Berne...) but life's too short.

      Just don't respond, add them to your ignore list and do something more productive.

      I agree. The approach in the article might work for some trolls, but only those who have an agenda related to the topic being discussed in some way. Goatse trolls. How do you respond to that? "Yes, it's ok you like stretched arseholes and bowel lining. Thank you for sharing?!?!" Or anti-semitic/racist comments? Seriously, 'don't feed the trolls' is still the best advice in most cases.

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    7. Re:Depends by tomhudson · · Score: 2

      Genuine trolls, OTOH, have disruption as their goal, and they will choose both their wording and the position they express to that end, rather than any desire for a sincere conversation

      That's a rather over-broad assumption. You might decide, for example, that the most effective way to demolish the other side's argument, and cut through all the misleading crap they're spouting, is to troll them.

      Attempting to reason with idiots on their level never works - they just drag you down to their level, then beat you with their greater experience at being stupid.

      Besides, sometimes we NEED disruption, to help shake us out of our complacency, or re-examine our underlying assumptions.

    8. Re:Depends by syousef · · Score: 2

      Sounds like the OP is suggesting we respond to trolls with Eliza.

      Please go on.

      Over the weekend for a laugh I modified Eliza to sound like Charlie Sheen. It's only a quick hack job and could be greatly improved but the nonsense he was sprouting was just so amusing I couldn't resist.

      http://www.progsoc.uts.edu.au/~sammy/charlie/charlie.html

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    9. Re:Depends by icebike · · Score: 2

      For the examples cited in the article, which were examples of drive-by-trolling more than the much more common uneducated trolling, or bigoted trolling, I fail to see the point. The drive-by-troll is not interested in discussion any more than the kid that eggs your car.

      Then there is the bigoted (political / religious or hater) troll, which are usually totally intractable. Hardly worth your while. I've never seen a political troll change their mind in all the years I've watched them. Its pointless to even engage them, they will never concede a single point and the argument will be endless.

      Uneducated trolling is another matter. These people need more information or correction, and occasionally are quite open to it. Its not necessary, or helpful to be an ass about it, just explain things and provide some links. Technical issues usually attract this kind of troll, and often its just a matter of showing how/where they are wrong.

      So my little Triage of Trolls only leaves one class that is worth while to respond to.

      Even in the best of cases, engaging them and drawing them out before you post your alternative viewpoint is simply a tactic, and not a very courageous one. The tactic is designed to make the other person state something that you can then jam down their throat, rather than engaging in an educational debate. Its as much of a troll as the original troll.

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  3. goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That anus is impressively enlarged. Thank you for sharing it with us. What made you first think about posting it on slashdot?

    1. Re:goatse by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Funny

      That anus is impressively enlarged.

      The anus is a metaphor. A metaphor for the security (or lack thereof) of the website where it ended up on. Ya know, "big enough to drive a truck through"...

      Thank you for sharing it with us.

      You're welcome!

      What made you first think about posting it on slashdot?

      I thought geeks might be interested in seeing that SQL injection still works...

  4. Practicing by countertrolling · · Score: 5, Funny

    You suck!...

    Kinda...

    Eh, actually you're not so bad...

    In fact you're kinda cute...

    Wanna go out tomorrow night?...

    Nervous?.. Yeah, a little

    First time?... No, I've been nervous lots of times

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  5. Or on the otherside by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.ehow.com/how_2064125_become-internet-troll.html

    The above URI has some helpful hints for noobs who might want to get into trolling

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    1. Re:Or on the otherside by AlexanderPico · · Score: 2

      There is even an online university... http://trolluniversity.com/

  6. Just Do It My Way by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... develop a strong sense of self-worth & recognise that someone throwing profanities at you who has never met you is entirely unimportant.

    Get over that, then you can have fun baiting them, reeling them in, playing with them a while, then throwing them back when you're bored.

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    1. Re:Just Do It My Way by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2

      I really must impress upon you that my inability to use profanities is not down to any self-control upon my part but a genetic disorder of extreme magnitude.

      Therefore, you, sir, will refrain from this utter stubbornness and placate me somewhat with some words of ancient Anglo-Saxon derivation that I can at least appreciate but, unfortunately, not return in equally profane volleys of poor diction.

      I sit here in repose in utter misery, my heart desiring nothing more than an infrequent gift of an ability to use punctuation entirely incorrectly, to not begin sentences with capital letters & to curse like a merchant seaman.

      Oh woe is me!

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  7. I've got Tiger's Blood! by singingjim1 · · Score: 2

    Winner!

  8. Naive. Usenet would have eaten this guy alive. by tomhudson · · Score: 2
    The article is a troll.

    First, contrary to TFA, this has zero to do with cognitive behavioral therapy.

    Second, it won't work with an experienced troll. Either don't feed them, or feed them a brick to the face. But if they're that experienced, both approaches will fail.

    Third, recognize that there are "white hat" and "black hat" trolls.

    Fourth, one person's troll or flamebait is another person's insightful.

    Fifth, take it for what it is - whether it's the use of rhetoric as a debating artifice, a way to expose stupid arguments for what they are (because it's easier to troll an idiot than it is to educate them), or just another form of entertainment.

    Sixth, people who go nuts over YHBT YFI HAND are the real trollbait.

  9. Trolls? by Chrondeath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The author seems to be using "troll" as a term for "someone posting in an inflammatory manner," but I thought "troll" specifically referred to posters doing it to get a rise out of people. Responding in a reasonable manner isn't going to help if the other party isn't interested in taking the conversation seriously.

    1. Re:Trolls? by DarkIye · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you've hit upon the reason TFA is useless.

  10. Misdirected advice by pavon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The approach he gives is good for preventing disagreements from turning into flamewars, but it is worthless and even counterproductive for dealing with real trolls. Reading the article he seems unaware of the fact that people who troll do it simply to get a rise out of people. Any response (even a calm boring one) just gives them another opportunity to respond, which increases the chance that someone else will eventually bite the bait.

    If someone really is trolling, then ignoring them is the best thing to do. Having moderation systems to keep them out-of-sight out-of-mind will help with people who can't control the urge to feed the trolls.

    Finally, while it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between a troll and and an angry rant, I don't have any problem treating them the same in general forums. When talking with people that you will see again (like work, friends, family, or development mailing lists) and you know they genuinely disagree with you then it is worthwhile to keep the peace and follow the suggestions here. But on a random discussion forum, "if you can't be civil you will be ignored" is good policy IMHO.

  11. danger trolls: do not feed. by mevets · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. What do you mean by feeding the trolls? I'm sure you don't really want them to starve to death.

    2. I agree with you that it is difficult to have to put up with trolls. I hope, however, that the inner-tubes are big enough for everyone; maybe we can work together to find a nice bridge for the trolls to live under. It may seem a bit harsh, but if we fed them a few goats now and again, maybe they will feel better about themselves and move on to greener pastures.

    3. If we can keep the trolls from offending us, then cyber-area can benefit from the diversity. I saw a documentary once where even an Ogre - I know they are different from trolls, but they share some common disagreeable characteristics - befriended a donkey, and they seemed to have a genuinely witty banter and joie de vivre. I read in the newspaper that the Ogre recently even married; so there is some possibility we can live together.

    yeah, I guess it kinda works.

  12. OR JUST ATTACK THEM IN A SUBJECT LINE, YOU PUSSY! by Subject+Line+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny


     

  13. Troll = someone who disagrees with groupthink by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The definition of "troll" has changed. It used to be, back in the good old USENET days, a troll was someone who intentionally took an outrageous viewpoint, purely to generate responses and enjoy the excitement of being in the center of attention.

    Now, "troll" is anyone who disagrees. I've seen some pretty bad abuses on other forums, where someone advances a reasonable idea that doesn't dovetail with the way the group prefers to perceive reality, and is instantly labeled a troll and banned. The trend is self-reinforcing over time. Result: groupthink. The meaning of "normal" gets distorted as the goalposts move farther and farther away from the world outside the forum. This is especially jarring when these folks move out to a mainstream forum like Slashdot and nobody shares their preconceptions.

    You can see it in the linked article, the author's examples such as "You are on a Vim channel" - who the F spends time on a "Vim channel"? Himself and his tiny group, I'm sure. Jeez, the guy bought and is reading a self-help book called "Feeling Good"...obviously he has major life problems that the rest of us consider lameass Stuart Smalley territory "I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with." OMG TROLL -1

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    1. Re:Troll = someone who disagrees with groupthink by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The definition of "troll" has changed. It used to be, back in the good old USENET days, a troll was someone who intentionally took an outrageous viewpoint, purely to generate responses and enjoy the excitement of being in the center of attention.

      Can we go back to the Usenet definition? Please? It referred to a specific new phenomenon (mostly) unique to online conversation, which was desperately in need of a name. And the name made sense: when you're trolling you're dragging bait through the water hoping some sucker will take a bite.

      The word "troll" doesn't make sense when applied to hostile posters, and we already have lots of good words for people who are overly confrontational in conversation. "Asshole" and "dick", for a start.

    2. Re:Troll = someone who disagrees with groupthink by Dwonis · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is especially jarring when these folks move out to a mainstream forum like Slashdot...

      Very subtle. Nice work!

    3. Re:Troll = someone who disagrees with groupthink by formfeed · · Score: 2
      If you disagree with group think in a polite way giving reasons, most people wouldn't call you a troll. The fact that some do, doesn't make you one.

      If you disagree with group think in a very defensive way, that might come across as aggressive, or even in an outright aggressive or offensive way, you come pretty close to being a troll. But the proper term would probably be hosehead.

      If you need examples, read youtube comments.

  14. So you "cure" one, then what? by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Then another pops up. And another and another.

    Trolls have been around for as long as individuals have been communicating online. From what I understand, they're essentially lonely, attention seeking people. Even if you do engage one in dialog, what then? All you're doing is feeding their addiction. There are just too many of them to warrant trying to help them all (and trying that may point to bugs in your own personality, too)

    No, the best course is to killfile them or use whatever options your forum implementation has to achieve the same results. You don't raise your signal to noise ratio by trying to negotiate with the noise, you just filter it out and try to make sense of what remains.

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    1. Re:So you "cure" one, then what? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From what I understand, they're essentially lonely, attention seeking people.

      I dunno. I've seem some pretty wonderful trolls in my time. I remember a guy called "egg troll" who would pop up. Despite the name, he still hooked plenty of responses because his posts were frankly works of art.

      And besides, there's an excellent troll thread on slashdot about once per week or so. You know the sort, they get at least 500 comments and diverge wildly into politics, OSX versus Linux, piracy and so on all in one go.

      Despite the obvious trollishess of the OP, noone (myself included) quite seems able to resist them.

      I've never really considered the goatse posters as trolls. Perhaps it's from the usenet days, but I think of trolls as those who manage to drag people into pointless and rage-filled arguments despite their better judgement. Goatse never gets a visible rise out of someone, since you can never see the victim.

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  15. I prefer to disarm trolls... by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 2

    at the shoulder. Extra points for getting some collarbone as well.

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  16. Oh, I disarm them alright.. by sstamps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then proceed to beat them to death with said arms.

    I find it particularly therapeutic and cathartic.. for me, that is. The trolls don't generally survive the encounter. :)

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  17. Troll island by WoollyMittens · · Score: 2

    Why not isolate the trolls by showing their comments only to themselves, but not to other readers.

    1. Re:Troll island by Zapotek · · Score: 2

      Like a Trollgatory...or Purgatrolly...or...I'm out.

    2. Re:Troll island by dominious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must be in management because you have no idea how to do that yet you think it's a great idea.

  18. Re:Perfect example of why you are all idiots... by xmousex · · Score: 2

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

    when you respond, you did exactly what the troll wanted you to do.

  19. FTFA: On the Internet, don't be right - be smart. by tomhudson · · Score: 2
    FTFA:

    The super-executive summary for this post is: "On the Internet, don't be right - be smart."

    Like the two are mutually exclusive?

    How dumb can you be?

    The article is troll-bait.

  20. Know what I miss? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Funny

    You want to know what I miss? (shut up, of course you do!) I miss when /. had really good trolls. Remember them? The ones that took pride in their trolling? The ones that would spend all day cooking up offensive ASCII art or writing a shit eater or ass rape troll that like a fine novel didn't give away its true intention until nearly the end?

    Man we used to have some damned fine trolling here, not the lame "Nigger nigger faggot faggot" crap spewed from Halo fratboys on 4chan and Digg, no trolls that were PROUD to be trolls and took pride in their work. Even our crazies were a cut above the rest, folks like Twitter that could spin a dozen sockpuppets into one giant conspiracy fueled fantasy around MSFT and the Illuminati. Now THAT was some damned fine trolling!

    Sadly now our trolls are as cheap and badly made as a Chinese knockoff iPod, just no pride in the work anymore. Even our crazies have lost their flair,like MichaelK with his endless copies of his name with a number after it just so he can type "pathetic" and have it not at -1, or the HOSTS guy that capitalizes every other word like that makes his crazy more powerful or something, just no subtlety or finesse at all.

    I'm sure the great trolls of the past are looking down from under their bridge in the sky and hanging their heads in shame. Oh and of course trying to shake their dicks at us, but unlike the lousy trolls of today they have a chorus line going with all the wieners having tassels and spinning in time like the pasties on a Vegas showgirl. Its all in the presentation you see, something the trolls of today just don't get. Personally I blame reality programming and MTV.

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    1. Re:Know what I miss? by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want to know what I miss? Blah blah blah yellow onion blah blah blah

      I'm carefully backing off of your lawn. Please don't shoot.

    2. Re:Know what I miss? by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      *sigh*... I know, I know.

      There was once a time when trolling was once an art form.

      Sadly, those days have passed, and most of us grew up. :(

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    3. Re:Know what I miss? by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ahhh...It is nice to see someone that still remembers and respects the old ways. Remember when the trolls and crazies were epic? When a good flamewar started by a smart troll could easily hit over 400 comments in a thread? How the troll would slowly build to a crescendo, slowly making tempers boil and blood simmer until the noobs blew up in a frenzy of "FUCK YOU!" screaming?

      And what about the crazies? everyone pays attention to the trolls but like a great straight man a good crazy could make ALL the difference! We don't even get great OS crazies anymore, just the same soundbite variations on "MS Suxorz!" "Lunix is for Luzerz!" and "MacFags suck Steve Jobs wrinkled wick!"

      There just isn't any subtlety to the trolling or crazy anymore, remember Twitter? Aie, now there was a fine crazy if ever there was one, all the Lithium in the world couldn't quench his fire! He was a master of the buildup, always starting with a subtle plug for FLOSS with just enough M$ and wrong information to lure in the prey. But did he go straight for the sockpuppet? No, he was too skilled for that, he would slowly build their anger with ever more lies and half truths, building in intensity until he had more than a dozen on his line then BAM! He would unleash his sockpuppets like the dogs of war and spin the whole thread into a tale involving him as a Harrison Ford everyman railing against a global conspiracy involving Bill Gates as the ultimate puppet master in a global star chamber! Now THAT was a true master of insanity!!

      Sadly just as our children and their children when never know the delightful screams of pain when a user accidentally hit a page with Comet Cursor and watched as his PC slowly melted from trying to swing a clock like a ball of snot from the end of his pointer, or will ever hear the painful yelps as someone's retina was damaged from hitting an "OMG Ponies!" neon pink with flashing green puke text on a Geocities page at 3AM with the lights off, so too will they never know the truly epic levels of trolling and craziness that once roamed this formerly wild prairie.

      They will forever think an "epic troll" is some Halo fratboy pasting crude nigger jokes, or some squeaky voiced 14 year old yelling "faggot!" while blasting gangster rap and pretending to be black. And just like the free roaming herd of buffalo that once ran free across this great nation I believe too few will remember and appreciate what has been lost. Truly a sad day on the net my friend, a truly sad day indeed.

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    4. Re:Know what I miss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget that /. even employed one of the better ones...

    5. Re:Know what I miss? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2

      >>I miss when /. had really good trolls. Remember them?

      I blame Natalie Portman getting pregnant.

      I haven't seen anyone wanting to cover her in hot grits for a while now.

    6. Re:Know what I miss? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Excellent post, I too miss the quality trolls of the past, but there are some signs of hope:

      - A new character (slasher15x) is coming out with new and incredibly innovative trolling techniques. This guy's like the Sixth Sense era M. Night Shyamalan (sp?) of trolling. He makes a genuinely good post with links to material you might click on, because you think you know what he's linking to, but next thing you know you're bouncing off a bunch of URL shorteners and then BAM, goatse! Hopefully he'll continue to innovate, and not turn out to be a one-hit wonder spending the rest of his days trying to recapture his past glory in increasingly sad attempts, like the real M. Night Shyamalan (fuck if I can spell his name).

      - bonch could become the next twitter. He has a pathological hatred for Google that is slowly driving him insane. Once he's lost his mind entirely, he may achieve mastery of tinfoil-jitsu and make sockpuppet accounts to weave intricate conspiracy theories like twitter did. With the rich conspiracy nutter culture already surrounding Google, this could turn very interesting.

      Also as the 4chan kiddies grow up, some of them will pursue high-brow trolling as they gain an appreciation for the finer things in life. Remember the elite trolls of the recent past started out with obscene posts on Geocities guestbooks.

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  21. Obligatory by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

    "...stupid git."

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  22. Shlomi Fish = Roland Piquepaille, reincarnated by CmdrPorno · · Score: 2

    Am I the first to notice that the owner of the blog and author of the blog post that was linked to is the same person who made the submission to Slashdot?

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  23. Oh, the irony. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 4, Informative

    The linked-to article was written by one Schlomi Fish, who is a kind of programming language troll.

    I wrote a very nice Lisp program once upon a time, and Fish wrote a critique one of whose main points is that I should have written it in a different programming language, quote:

    If Meta-CVS' author wishes to make it more popular, I strongly advise him to re-implement it in C, Perl, Python or something more standard.

    So we can take this new article to be a kind of insider's guide to trolling, I suppose. :)

    What a fucking arrogant asshole, "strongly advising" his superior.

  24. Define "troll" by Charliemopps · · Score: 2, Informative

    The fact that the person came into a Python IRC channel and started ripping on python, by definition would not be a troll. They are argumentative, irritating, and most probably drunk... but not a troll. A Troll is secretive, hiding under a bridge, then springs out on you. I'm not sure who decided that anyone they find irritating on the internet is a Troll, but it needs to stop. Trolling is an Art-form... a very irritating, often insulting, art-form. Someone that just yells "Your favorite band sucks!" is not a troll, they're just a jerk.

  25. Slashdot does it right: moderation works best by Maow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kudos to Slashdot for their moderation system, that allows trolls to be modded out of sight for most users.

    Conversely, an unrepentant troll can post something insightful (by accident, no doubt) and it can be modded up to be seen by most users.

    Salon.com letters section suffers from severe trollery, hence the (shameless plug follows:) Salon KillFile (http://salon.maow.net), which blocks spammers by their web site names, regardless of this week's user names. It also bans trolls by name with a single button click, and highlights a user's favourite authors with a click of a button. Finally, it also automatically highlights Salon staff letters.

    Anyway, it's not as good as a moderation system, but Salon is too stupid/lazy/uncaring to bother upgrading their comment system, so users had to make their own GreaseMonkey script to do it for them.

    Again, kudos to Slashdot!

  26. Related ideas on stopping bullying by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 2
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  27. Re:FTFA: On the Internet, don't be right - be smar by taustin · · Score: 2

    "Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. You might win, but you're retarded."

  28. Kill trolls with fire, or they will regenerate by FoolishOwl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's logic to the use of the "troll" metaphor. A rant is not trolling. Angry disagreement is not trolling. Deliberate attempts to disrupt an online forum are trolling. A responsible forum moderator has the responsibility to identify trolls and deal with them firmly, decisively, and as quickly as possible.

    The most common form of trolling I have seen is a bigoted comment, often "justified" with insane troll logic. Arguing with such logic is useless, and so is trying to dissuade the commenter from bigotry.

    Most importantly, the effect of such a troll is to silence or drive off members of an online community. Remember that in general, only a minority of participants in an online forum are active participants. If members of a group that has a history of victimization by bigotry see bigots going unchallenged or weakly challenged, they're likely to be discouraged from participation. Active participants will become passive, and passive participants will depart. This can kill an online community, and doing so is often a troll's intent. It is a moderator's responsibility to nurture an online community; therefore it is a moderator's responsibility to deal with trolls firmly.

    A troll is not interested in having a reasoned discussion, and when offered reasonable arguments, will continue or escalate the trolling. This amplifies the effect of the trolling, and leads to a forum thread being dominated by the argument around the troll: this is the reason why the conventional advice is to refrain from feeding the troll. That's not enough, however: trolls must be eliminated.

    There are two options for dealing with trolls: banning them, and humiliating them. Banning is the straightforward option, and usually the best choice, as it's the cleanest break. Humiliation is more chancy, but it has a few advantages: it makes it clear that a troll has been confronted, and in some cases, may more effectively demoralize a troll than simple banning. (One technique I've seen is "disemvowelling", in which all the vowels are deleted from a troll's comments. This makes it clear that action has been taken, and the troll's comments can be ignored, or can be puzzled out, if a regular participant wants to figure out what is going on.)

  29. Eheh, yeah kudos for the kiddy playing ground by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Moderation works if the moderators do NOT use moderation to push their own agenda.

    Sadly as the article says, a LOT of people think provoking a debate is a bad thing. Oh dear, I might get some new info that doesn't sit well with my world view. HIDE IT!

    A troll is someone who provokes for no other reason then to provoke. That doesn't mean all who provoke are trolls. Sometimes they just see the world a different way. By the logic of a lot of Slashdot moderators, Gene Roddenberry was a troll for having a white male and black woman kiss on TV. That certainly caused people to call for censorship and others that TV was not the right medium for creating a debate at this point in history.

    The slashdot style moderation system, especially now since meta-moderation seems to be gone, is all to open to abuse where a bleeding heart tries to hide views he disagrees with.

    It would help if the moderator had to at least specify WHY he thinks the troll is trolling and if the moderation options included choices like "don't agree with this" and more importantly "this is factually wrong as can be proven by reading these articles".

    Now "troll" and "flamebait" are just translated as "do not like" and "do not want to hear this".

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  30. Most Trolls Expect Anonymity to Protect Them by Rubinstien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've encountered a few really annoying newsgroup trolls over the years, people that only showed up in order to stir up crap for no good reason. Those types invariably seem to think that they're anonymous because they use an assumed name and some Yahoo/AOL/Google address they acquired for that particular purpose. Although it cost me dearly in hours and eyestrain, I've hunted a couple of those people down, identified them, then posted all of the steps necessary to connect the dots back to the newsgroups they were making asses of themselves on, with information detailed enough to derive their home telephone numbers, names, place of employment, and even more sensitive personal information (in one case, if someone chose to read between the lines). In both cases, that was the end of it -- no more troll. I did this the first time after having had a discussion with a friend, who suggested that this was the best way he had found to deal with astroturfers. I believe he was right (thanks Alex). For casual trolls, I still think it is advisable to simply ignore them -- for people that are seriously asinine, a little vigilantism can be effective.

    Unlike some, I have no appreciation for "the Art of Trolling". Appreciating a skillful trolling is no more worthwhile than appreciating fine sewage-making. They add essentially the same benefit to society -- in fact, the sewage might be the greater contribution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecunia_non_olet

  31. Re:This guy has obviously never met a real troll by FoolishOwl · · Score: 2

    Those aren't trolls. Those are people who disagree with you.