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Samsung's Happy Galaxy Tab Users Are Actors

harrymcc writes "At the CTIA Wireless show in Orlando this week, Samsung unveiled new Galaxy Tab tablets and showed videos of interviews with 'true-life' users who raved about the Tab, including a travel writer, a filmmaker, and a real-estate CEO. One problem: the writer and the CEO are actually New York stage actors."

190 comments

  1. News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Marketing = lies. Is anyone really surprised?

    1. Re:News flash! by JAlexoi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances..."
      Isn't that beautiful?
      "Beauty is truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true."

      So... Samsung is in the clear...

    2. Re:News flash! by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The most interesting part of this "story" is of course the fact that it's much more an advertisement for Samsung's competition as a story in itself. "We: more honest than our competitors." It certainly isn't news.

    3. Re:News flash! by Dan541 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm a happy Galaxy Tab user, I just don't feel the need to prance around and sing about it.

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    4. Re:News flash! by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a happy Galaxy Tab user, I just don't feel the need to prance around and sing about it.

      Then obviously you're not holding it right ;-)

    5. Re:News flash! by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, users in advertisement are called personas, they may or may not be based on real users, sometimes they just examples of users the product has been designed for, but even if they are real, they are played by actors because real users make lousy actors.

    6. Re:News flash! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well first, Marketing =/= Lies. You might be thinking of advertising, which is different from marketing. Maybe I'm being pedantic, but it's an important distinction that people miss very often. "Marketing is used to identify the customer, satisfy the customer, and keep the customer." Marketing is the whole process that includes figuring out that there is a market for a product, producing the product to meet the market, developing a pricing strategy, and even deciding how the product will be shelved in stores.

      But *anyway*, not every product requires the same level of deception in their sales and advertising. In this case, I'm not really shocked or upset that Samsung felt the need to have paid actors give fake testimonials, but it is kind of sad. Do you have any doubt that if Apple showed a similar set of videos, they would be videos of real people who actually loved their iPads? The whole thing calls to mind the embarrassing marketing materials for the Dell Adamo. What's noteworthy about these things isn't so much that they're being manipulative or misleading, but that they're doing such a terrible job at it.

    7. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I learned this back when Microsoft had to pay actors to choose a PC over a Mac with money Microsoft fronted them.

    8. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember the outrage over how Microsoft's Milo was faked.

      And then it turned out it wasn't? Or they lied to TED.

      Combined with the fact that Kinect was actually a remarkable piece of tech, the outrage died off.

      Anyway, I think that as long as the Galaxy Tab ends up being pretty damned good, this will end up just being a cheap jab by the competition. If the Tab is a piece of shit, then hey. First pillar is knocked down, roof is coming down soon.

    9. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!" - Upton Sinclair

    10. Re:News flash! by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Hate the game not the player.

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    11. Re:News flash! by macs4all · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Do you have any doubt that if Apple showed a similar set of videos, they would be videos of real people who actually loved their iPads?"

      No doubt at all. Remember the original "Switcher" campaign? One of the reasons it was discontinued was that the real-life people in the ads started getting harassed/idolized in real-life. They were not actors.

      Contrast that with the one-and-only Windows "switcher", who's picture came straight from Getty Images...

    12. Re:News flash! by easyTree · · Score: 1

      @technologizer.com Any press is good press.

      Noone cares - how about starving them of column-inches instead and start reporting on something worthwhile.

      Oh wait, you can't - you're too busy scurrying around trying to sweep up money.

    13. Re:News flash! by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      That would be cause your not being paid too.

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    14. Re:News flash! by sorak · · Score: 1

      Hate the game not the player.

      Can't we hate both?

    15. Re:News flash! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      The only problem I have is that the actors were not presented as "advertisements" but "interviews" implying that they were real people. Could they be real users? I don't know but since it wasn't disclosed that they were actors and not CEOs and writers, it makes the whole thing a bit slimy. For testimonials on an ad, they may or may not be real people but they at least disclose if they were real people. Really is this any different from the MS switcher ads?

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    16. Re:News flash! by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      That's perfectly understandable for advertisements that will be used for public consumption. However, to use that same trick for conference material is a bit suspicious...

    17. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing = lies. Is anyone really surprised?

      Marketing and sales is not bad, lying is unnaceptable and you get in that in EVERY walk of life, in EVERY profession. These are personas though and pretty normal for this type of thing even if they are based on real situations.

      You like getting paid don't you? Because *newsflash* sales is where the actual money comes from - you can't just build it and expect people to come.

    18. Re:News flash! by Teknikal69 · · Score: 2

      This is exactly what I thought when I watched apples last keynote with all the happy Ipad2 users talking in the clips. What's the difference?

    19. Re:News flash! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Works for me. If there weren't any players, the game would go away.

    20. Re:News flash! by node+3 · · Score: 2

      Marketing = lies. Is anyone really surprised?

      This goes beyond "marketing = lies" in the normal sense. Marketing may cherry pick facts, present only the most biased data, and say things that technically don't mean what they sound like, while still being correct, but this isn't that. This is outright fraud. These actors were presented on multiple occasions throughout the keynote as being "real customers" with "real stories". This isn't even, "here's a typical experience of our customer" (which would be a more normal marketing lie).

      This reminds me of those "miracle cure wonder potion" traveling scams you see in movies where a plant in the audience pretends to be cured of some malady.

      The script was so corny, I kept looking for clues that the presenters on stage were hinting at it being a joke, but each time they came off as claiming this was actual, honest, customers giving their own candid opinions of the Tab.

    21. Re:News flash! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative
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    22. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sometimes, as in this case, even real actors make lousy actors.

    23. Re:News flash! by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Marketing and Advertising are two buckets of bullshit meant to extract people's hard earned money from them.

    24. Re:News flash! by lxs · · Score: 0

      I think they should be fired for abusing their position to flog gadgets. (except for the marketing guys, they are doing their job.)

    25. Re:News flash! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      My... you sound so naive.

      Every company lies.

      Hell, I think house is correct- every body lies.

      But it is much worse than it used to be. People still have some shame but companies don't any more.

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    26. Re:News flash! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      For you it's floging gadgets. For them if they found a tool that works, why give them grief about it? I don't use a socket wrench when I need pliers. And not everything requires a hammer.

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    27. Re:News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Chewbacca.
      Chewbacca is a Wookiee. Chewbacca lives on Endor.

      This does not make sense. ...

      AC

    28. Re:News flash! by binkzz · · Score: 1

      "Marketing is used to spy on the customer, reel the customer in using false but sometimes technically legal promises, and keep the customer tied and locked in for as long as possilble with a one sided and very debilitating contract or EULA."

      Fixed. You're welcome.

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  2. why are putting up with this shit? by improfane · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never had a problem with Samsung, these companies are going to get worse with the bullshit if we just let them. Astrosurfing is something that needs to be fought back against. It needs to be made public.

    Why isn't there are defamation website or the realdeal or cutthebullshit website? Or thetrangressions website?

    Keep a history of all the bullshitty things a company has done to users. Apple and Microsoft would have reams of instance of screwing with the company. Something like fuckedcompany but more organized and has a specialized interface?

    It would need legal protection or it might be sued for defamation, even if it is correct. Does western civilization not realise how strongly the foot is on our throats?

    Bah.

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    1. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by improfane · · Score: 1

      That should say screwing with customers.

      Every business function (but IT) are professional liars. The world is sucking it up advertising and marketing as how society should be. The "cheaters" are winning. We're the grudgers but we're acting like suckers!

      Our society is being selected for bullshit over honesty. Why are we letting this happen?

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    2. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by grizzifus · · Score: 1

      Yea, I've been thinking about this alot and i'm sure it's only a matter of time.

      A wiki would cut it, but even better would be some sort of web 2.0 site with intelligent ways of comparing severity of transgressions, reccomending alternatives, etc. Then you run into the problem of user disagreement, so you might need some sort of standard and that will alienate users who don't like the standard. Or I suppose you could build it so that each user is given a custom view relative to thier opinions of what is bad and what is good. (You've got people who think that anything good for business is good for the world in general, people who think that all companies are evil, and everything in between). Still, major issues like massive environmental destruction, and human casualites, child labor, would be universally agreed upon I think.

      Then you still have the problem of having some of the biggest companies in the world trying to get your site down any way they can. (Freenet is an option, but not a great one at this point.)

      But really it's gotta happen sooner or later. Not only would it discourage companies from doing the wrong thing, but it might even reward companies for doing the right thing, which is often not the case at the moment.

    3. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Homburg · · Score: 2

      This isn't astroturfing. Samsung made promotional videos which they showed as promotional videos. It's completely clear that this is Samsung expressing their opinion about their own product, which is advertizing, not astroturf.

    4. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      That should say screwing with customers.

      Every business function (but IT) are professional liars.

      You've obviously never called tech "support."

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    5. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by value_added · · Score: 1

      Keep a history of all the bullshitty things a company has done to users.

      If it helps, on the same site as the article:

      "Microsoft Bob, the Program That Didn't Change the World"

    6. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Oh, the liar there is whoever named the department, not those who work there!

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    7. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by somersault · · Score: 2

      Exactly. TV adverts have actors, billboard ads have models. People here need to get a grip.

      Who here would actually buy a $1000 gadget based solely on a TV ad, without at least looking at the specs and reading some actual reviews first?

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    8. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by DJRumpy · · Score: 2

      They would have been promotional videos if they had stated the people in them were actors. This used to be a common practice for product ads. The fact that they skipped that bit is misleading and I happen to agree this practice is no better than dishonest astroturphing. Surely they could have found actual people pleased with the tablet had they spent chump change out of the Samsung budget.

      There is no reason a company of Samsung's size should do this.

    9. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, the liar there is whoever named the department, not those who work there!

      Support Agent: No sir, we haven't heard of any other reports of spiders coming out of our cell phones. You must have left it somewhere the spiders could get to it.
      Customer: What? There are 1,000's of posts about this in your support forums!
      Support Agent: We're not responsible for what people post in our forums.
      Customer: Hey, look, your CEO is on the news. He's been taken to the hospital with what appears to be a poisonous spider bite!
      Support Agent: That's impossible sir. I know for a fact that our CEO uses the model that uses shellfish extract for it's finish and has the random scorpion in the box. He does not use the model that has the spiders in it.

    10. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      Who here would actually buy a $1000 gadget based solely on a TV ad, without at least looking at the specs and reading some actual reviews first?

      I really doubt marketing departments ever consider what /.ers think before thrusting their products on the market. We are not anyone's target demographic unless they are selling something that is extremely technical that comes with both sarcastic and pedantic documentation that no one will read.

    11. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What suprises me is that Samsung has been singled out, every company does this and they do it all the time.

      Call me cynical but I suspect this story is probably another one of Apple's marketing stories- they drip feed negative things about their competitors all the time whilst drip feeding feel good stories about how Apple let a guy have an iPad free when his wife wouldn't let him have it, and how the iPhone is so awesome it fell out a plane and survived. It's just their modus operandi through and through.

      Ignore the fact that Jobs outright lies each time he holds a press conference such as stating Apple was getting 200,000 activations a day even though by their own press releases to the markets such figures were almost an order of magnitude out of place with their actual sales figures which are legally obligated to be correct for the markets. No, Samsung used some actors when it came to marketing, oh no, end of the fucking world.

    12. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Normally, we can assume they're all actors, but this isn't stretching the truth, this is a more flagrant dishonesty. The ad tells you that these are people and plainly gives you their "occupation" in a visual language that they are clearly trying to tell us they're real people and their real occupation, when it's not the case. The names they give are the actor's real names, which really muddies the waters in my opinion, give the actor's real names but fake their occupation.

    13. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      There are three professions where being untruthful is the key to success: Lawyers, salespeople, and marketing. All three are hired to portray their client in the most favorable light possible, and the very best ones lie through their teeth. The worst of these three are the marketers because they have legions of psychologists and scientists trying to figure out the best way to lie to people.

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    14. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Exactly. TV adverts have actors, billboard ads have models. People here need to get a grip

      I think you misunderstand. The meaning of this story is that it is proof that the iPad is the superior tablet because the smiling people who appear in the iPad advertisements are all real people and not models.

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    15. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I really doubt marketing departments ever consider what /.ers think...

      This is a common meme and also very wrong. I am an average Slashdot user, and I see advertising all over the magazines I read and the websites I visit (well, I would if I didn't use adblock and ghostery, except on Slashdot). Some of those magazines are pretty specialized.

      Also, if marketing departments didn't care what we think, would they ever pay companies like New Media Strategies to sent armies of astroturfers here to post comments and disrupt our discussions on a daily basis? And by "armies" I mean most of the UIDs from 1900000 to 2000000. And according to my Texas Instruments programmable and graphic calculator, comes to about a hundred thousand astroturfers, or if you are so inclined, 1 x 10^5, or 11000011010100000.

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    16. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by hey! · · Score: 1

      To answer the question you posed: we're gullible. For that reason none of the solutions you pose would work, because any one of them could and would be used by a malicious party to exploit our gullibility. The only solution to the problem is to find some way of making people less gullible.

      If you're interested, I have a cure for gullibility, and have started a multilevel marketing program to sell it. You could get in on the ground floor. I guarantee that the vast majority of participants will come out of my program less gullible than they went in (provided they aren't entirely hopeless cases).

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    17. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      Astrosurfing is something that needs to be fought back against.

      Why?! Astrosurfing sounds awesome!

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    18. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      It would need legal protection or it might be sued for defamation, even if it is correct

      Not sued successfully. The truth is a complete defense in a defamation suit.

    19. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by X3J11 · · Score: 1

      Keep a history of all the bullshitty things a company has done to users. Apple and Microsoft would have reams of instance of screwing with the company.

      Groklaw?

      Granted it's not aimed directly at users, but in the end it's the users who are screwed.

      According to Microsoft today, the Nook, which uses Android as its base operating system, violates five Microsoft-held patents on such innovative inventions like "Loading status in a hypermedia browser having a limited available display area" (Patent #6,339,780).

    20. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple fanboys?

    21. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      We are not anyone's target demographic unless they are selling something that is extremely technical that comes with both sarcastic and pedantic documentation that no one will read.

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    22. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, good thing I'm not in that UID range and therefore you can totally trust me.

    23. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are three professions where being untruthful is the key to success: Lawyers, salespeople, and marketing.

      WTF?

      No politician? No whore?? No CEO???

    24. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely they could have found actual people pleased with the tablet had they spent chump change out of the Samsung budget.

      Maybe that's the whole point: that they could not.

    25. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death to Norrin Radd! Down with Zenn-La!

    26. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      No they were presented as "interviews" and "true-life stories." not advertisements. It would be one thing if actors portrayed real people or if it was presented as an ad. But they were not.

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    27. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't astroturfing. Samsung made promotional videos which they showed as promotional videos. It's completely clear that this is Samsung expressing their opinion about their own product, which is advertizing, not astroturf.

      If that were really what happened, that wouldn't be so bad. These "testimonials" were presented at a launch event by the heads of the company as being the responses of test users. Watch the video.

    28. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      It's completely clear that this is Samsung expressing their opinion about their own product, which is advertizing, not astroturf.

      If it's completely clear, then why are the article authors, the post submitter, and many of the comment posters confused? Why is it fabricated such that the average viewer who didn't do hours of research to familiarize themselves with the context of the ad, would get confused about the ad?

    29. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Well, good thing I'm not in that UID range and therefore you can totally trust me.

      I trust everyone until I have good reason not to do so.

      I do not trust corporations until I have good reason to do so.

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    30. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      groklaw lays the bias on a little thick for my tastes, but overall I think they do good work.

    31. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      I'd be glad to sign you up. Just send $1 to 'Happy Dude', 742 Evergreen Terrace ...

    32. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Every business function (but IT) are professional liars.

      "We can set up the new site under budget."

    33. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      The problem with such a site is that it would have to be carefully curated to keep a bunch of lame bullshit off of it. Something like this is pretty clear cut, and Microsoft's astroturfing along with the fake "I'm a PC" people are less egregious, but still reasonable examples for such a site. But the idea that the site would be filled with "reams" of examples from MS and Apple betrays a very low standard for what should be included.

      Geeks get easily offended by small things that not only don't bother other people, but often things that most other people actually welcome. If a visitor comes to your site and sees a bunch of geek wankery, you're only going to be preaching to the choir, while turning away those you most wish to impress.

    34. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by improfane · · Score: 1

      I think you're right that it can be combined with suggesting alternatives. I think it could be more visible and defensible than the generic than x sucks dot com, where x might be an ISP, paypal or whatever. The vegetarian, animal rights, patent, GNU, boycott movements for various products would love it.

      I answered a guy aboutmaintaining the signal to noise ratio. Obviously you don't want the business themselves countering the truth on your wiki for example.

      Just a matter of time. If I had the time maybe it would be nice to pick up the mantle. It need not be a necessarily have to be a website so Freenet is a nice alternative.

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    35. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

      says the anonymous coward. you're hardly wanted in this discussion.

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    36. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Exactly. TV adverts have actors, billboard ads have models. People here need to get a grip

      I think you misunderstand. The meaning of this story is that it is proof that the iPad is the superior tablet because the smiling people who appear in the iPad advertisements are all real people and not models.

      That might actually be true if "superior" were an absolute.

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    37. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It would need legal protection or it might be sued for defamation, even if it is correct

      Not sued successfully. The truth is a complete defense in a defamation suit.

      Not absolutely, even in America. It's pretty close, but not absolute. And even then, if the person you supposedly defamed sues you and forces you to defend yourself from an expensive lawsuit, you can still be effectively punished even if you win.

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    38. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a tear I see? Did the previous AC make a poor little Apple fanboy cry by calling out their FUD?

      Sucks to be you, go choke on your iPad dreaming it's Job's cock. You know you'll love it.

    39. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait wait wait. So they're not actually people? They're like, robots?

    40. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to say something similar, too. IT has to lie all the time. Sure the SAN can handle the load, no you won't notice that your desktop and favorites are on network drives instead of local ones, etc. They have to answer for the limitations of the hardware whose companies lied to them.

    41. Re:why are putting up with this shit? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, the liar there is whoever named the department, not those who work there!

      I guess you could say the same about marketing or any other department as well...

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  3. News at 11... by hamster_nz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guess what? The people in ads are, well, actors.

    And for the uber-naive, some online reviews are written by the product's manufactures!

    1. Re:News at 11... by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's fine, as long as you don't introduce the actor as "Dr. Joe Smith, M.D. here to endorse our penile enlargement program" when Joe is a janitor and wannabe actor. That's not "acting" or "marketing." It's just plain fraud.

    2. Re:News at 11... by uglyduckling · · Score: 3, Informative

      This isn't an ad, it's billed as "The Samsung Galaxy Tab Interview Project", and the video opens with someone receiving an invitation. They are clearly implying that they are interviewing real people, which is false advertisement. It's one thing to have a video of an actor who appears to be in an office environment saying how amazing the product is; it's another thing entirely to falsely claim they are a real person being interviewed.

    3. Re:News at 11... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Most ads; NatWest and Halifax banks in the UK seem to like making adverts using actual employees. That or really bad actors.

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    4. Re:News at 11... by Threni · · Score: 1

      I suspect the ads are designed and written by employees too. There are very few plausible alternative explanations for how bad they are. Some fat woman dancing around to crap music advertising uncompetitive products/services? Sign me up!

    5. Re:News at 11... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      Except many people still think Dr. Phil is an M.D. when instead he has a PhD. Marketing is everything. Ignoring the truth is everything else.

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    6. Re:News at 11... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? What's wrong with PhDs?

    7. Re:News at 11... by obarel · · Score: 2

      I thought that all the people who said "Windows 7 was my idea" were actually on the development team.

    8. Re:News at 11... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      Nothing. It's just that the spin doctors keep passing him off as a medical authority when he's not. It's interesting how the only time I've ever heard someone describe themselves as a PhD is in academia. Everywhere else, the title of Dr. is to be left unquestioned.

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    9. Re:News at 11... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing. It's a progression:
      BS=BullShit
      MS=More Shit
      PHD=Piled Higher and Deeper

    10. Re:News at 11... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Guess what? The people in ads are, well, actors.

      Unless they engage in the propaganda technique of "Just Plain Folks" by using actual plain folks, which is not unusual. It's called a "testimonial" and it is frequently used to hawk crap late at night or early in the morning.

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    11. Re:News at 11... by tsj5j · · Score: 1

      Just because many companies astroturf their products doesn't make it right, it is still false advertising.

      They should be called out for it and these actions should be discouraged (preferably by law).
      And that's exactly what this article attempts to do.

    12. Re:News at 11... by hey! · · Score: 1

      You mean ... all those ads with attractive people who are suffering vague but apparently uncomfortable maladies, then they talk to their doctor about some pill and afterward enjoy a happy active lifestyle ... They're *staged*?

      That's impossible. The pharmaceutical companies would have to want people to pester their doctors for medications they don't need to do something like that.

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    13. Re:News at 11... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      His show is relevant to his degree. As such, Dr. Phil is appropriate (well, Dr. McGraw, would be appropriate, but a small tweak for showbiz is allowed). There is a gray area when using your title in a non-professional manner. But for someone with a show that's directly related to psychology, a PhD in Psychology would be expected to use his title.

      That idiots don't know how titles work isn't a fault of Dr. Phil. (Nor does it imply competency on the part of Phil McGraw, either).

  4. Maybe they told bullshit? by commlinx · · Score: 1

    Maybe the travel writer and real-estate CEO actors just told bullshit during the interview? Once during the GFC I was running a bit low on cash and told someone I really enjoyed .NET web development to pick up some interim work.

  5. It's called "marketing". by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    The "true-life" users might not be entirely suitable for sticking in front of a camera. Maybe they get nervous and clam up, or maybe they don't look or sound "right" for the video. Maybe there are issues with performing rights. It's far simpler to get the "true-life" user stories, write them up into something that flows, and get someone that can get a line out without sounding like a total idiot to perform them.

    1. Re:It's called "marketing". by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you don't put "dramatization" or "actors" (or at least "real stories told by actors" which I've seen more than once) at the bottom of the screen when lying, it's no longer "marketing" it's "fraud."

    2. Re:It's called "marketing". by g3n0m · · Score: 1

      Your argument that it's fraud is sadly quite far from the point, there is no false advertising, the product does all it is advertised for. It does not say that it is magical. It just shows it in the hands of a fictional character. I am waiting for the time when you will be declaring movies to be "fraud" instead of "entertainment".

    3. Re:It's called "marketing". by klagermkii · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The fraud is that they claim there's a particular real-estate CEO called X who believes Y about the Galaxy Tab, and in the way it's presented it's not unreasonable for someone to believe that that person actually exists. With movies there's a clear expectation going in that it's fiction.

      However, if you go and make up fake reviews about your own movies such as calling them "another winner" and attributing them to non-existant movie critics, then that's also fraud.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4741259.stm

    4. Re:It's called "marketing". by alostpacket · · Score: 2

      IANAL but this was something a quick googling found: http://law.jrank.org/pages/6727/False-Advertising-Proof-Requirement.html

      Doesn't really seem to quite make the cut for fraud.

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    5. Re:It's called "marketing". by Homburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it's just as well that Christopher Nolan put something at the bottom of the screen saying Christian Bale is an actor, and Batman doesn't actually exist, or he'd be doing hard time for fraud right now.

    6. Re:It's called "marketing". by msauve · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's far simpler to get the "true-life" user stories, write them up into something that flows, and get someone that can get a line out without sounding like a total idiot to perform them.

      How convenient for Samsung, then, that they were able to find actors who had the exact same names as the characters they played! FTA:

      I did notice, however, that freelance travel writer Joan Hess bears a striking resemblance to New York actress Joan Hess...
      And that real estate CEO Joseph Kolinski could be New York actor Joseph Kolinksi‘s twin brother...
      Filmmaker Karl Shefelman, on the other hand, looks a lot like...filmmaker Karl Shefelman. Who works for a New York production company. One that’s done work for Samsung.

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    7. Re:It's called "marketing". by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      The person *does* exist, but he sounds like Emo Philips and looks like RMS. Are you going to have him marketing your Android tablet?

    8. Re:It's called "marketing". by ibmjones · · Score: 2

      Christopher Nolan was not marketing Batman as a real person.

    9. Re:It's called "marketing". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "true-life" users might not be entirely suitable for sticking in front of a camera. Maybe they get nervous and clam up, or maybe they don't look or sound "right" for the video..

      Or they could turn up stoned (she denied it of course.)

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    10. Re:It's called "marketing". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it's just as well that Christopher Nolan put something at the bottom of the screen saying Christian Bale is an actor, and Batman doesn't actually exist, or he'd be doing hard time for fraud right now.

      Try watching the credits until a message similar to this one comes along :

      "The events depicted in this movie are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental."

      It's in every friggin' movie.

    11. Re:It's called "marketing". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is done at the end with the staff roll.

    12. Re:It's called "marketing". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he actually did. Look at the ending credits. It clearly states that Christian Bale played Bruce Wayne / Batman. Who'd a thunk it?

    13. Re:It's called "marketing". by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There was a false statement about the product. "Bob, the real estate CEO, endorses our product." That's a fake review. There have been people prosecuted for fake reviews before. That meets the definition you presented, as long as one accepts a fake endorsement to be a statement of fact (it is) about a product (it is) and that statement of fact is false (it is). So I don't see how a fake person named Bob is presented as a real person with a real and factual endorsement of a product when that person and that endorsement is false.

    14. Re:It's called "marketing". by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't seem to have any problems. But then again, a lot of real people like their products, so they have a bigger pool to draw from.

    15. Re:It's called "marketing". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including Fargo!

  6. Oh samsung by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to learn from Microsoft and kill the alleged users after the interview ls

  7. Not actors but genuinely happy patent lawyers by FlorianMueller · · Score: 0

    They wasted money. You don't need actors to pretend they appreciate an Android-based product. Just film some patent attorneys who benefit from it.

    1. Re:Not actors but genuinely happy patent lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading that made me think about Farscape when they landed on a planet of lawyers. Only 10% of the population were not lawyers ...

  8. LOL.. were some people from ./ .. by kvvbassboy · · Score: 1

    .. actually fooled by this??

    1. Re:LOL.. were some people from ./ .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People from Dotslash?

  9. Give them a break.. by Wovel · · Score: 1, Funny

    They have no actual users...

    1. Re:Give them a break.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number do speak for themselves. Not in all cases, but in this one, yes.

    2. Re:Give them a break.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you have no dignity - otherwise you would stop sucking jobs' cock - just for a while; ffs can't you see he's at deaths door (and anyone who loves computers & freedom will certainly thank christ for that!)

  10. Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is almost certainly true of any advertising like this

  11. But were they introduced as such? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just watched the video. From the first 10s forward it was pretty clear that these aren't real people with genuine expressions. All of the three are obvious exaggerations of certain stereotypes/traits. They use phrases like "The possibilities are unlimited" or "It let's me get ahead of the competitors", etc. which are generally accepted to be the kind of language almost exclusively used by the marketing and... Just look at their facial expressions! If anything, they have been made too corny... But I guess it's intentional to drive home the point that they aren't real.

    What I see is that a few characters (or mascots) have been created to explain different user stories of the product. It has been made obvious that they don't represent genuine people so even some idiot realized that they're actors... And blogged about it.

    1. Re:But were they introduced as such? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re-imagine your post in a world where they had a budget for better actors. In other words, see what they are attempting to do for what it is.

    2. Re:But were they introduced as such? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Just because they didn't do it well doesn't mean they didn't do it. The presenters on stage made multiple affirmative claims of authenticity, and gave absolutely no hint whatsoever that this was fake.

  12. I'm shocked and amazed by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That people don't realise that marketing companies use actors.

    The other day I saw an advertisement for a fast food establishment*, and there was a family there enjoying the food. I later learned that they weren't even related! The guy on the poster for haemorrhoid treatments doesn't actually have haemorrhoids either.

    The point is that they're not deceiving you about anything that matters. A travel writer could use the galaxy for that purpose. Perhaps a travel writer even did, and they got an actress to explain why because it looks better. If you're going to choose something because its recommended by a pretty woman rather than a woman of more average appearance, then who are you to judge the marketing companies for taking advantage of this?

    *Disclaimer - dramatisation only. I skip through the ads.

    1. Re:I'm shocked and amazed by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not the end of the world, but they're implying them as an endorsement by people in the field. The fact that the video says it's an "interview project" and list actual real names and but stretched or faked occupations, is pretty shady in my opinion.

    2. Re:I'm shocked and amazed by grumbel · · Score: 1

      and there was a family there enjoying the food.

      Half the time the food in advertisment isn't even food, but silicon models and other uneatable stuff that are airbrushed to look like food.

      The point is that they're not deceiving you about anything that matters.

      The trouble starts when they portrait their fiction as fact. Its not a new thing and this case doesn't even look to be that bad compared to other stuff, but with the media landscape in general it becomes really quite troublesome to distinguish between fiction and fact as the lines get more on more blurry and most of the time it is best to just assume outright fiction until proven otherwise.

    3. Re:I'm shocked and amazed by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      That'd be all fine and dandy, except that they made the claim that these people were real people using the Galaxy Tab and offering their own views, rather than actors. It's fine to have fake families eating meals together, so long as you don't claim that they are a real family, which is what happened here.

      Also of note, although the director in this marketing piece was actually a director, what went unsaid in the summary is that he's a director...who directs commercials for Samsung, so even he was acting in a phony way.

    4. Re:I'm shocked and amazed by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Maybe she is a travel writer. Most actors have other jobs. Freelance travel writing is a possibility. She's worked on a travel show. Did she write for it as well? Not out of the question.

      It's even possible that the "CEO" does run a company. A real estate company doesn't need to have more than one employee and doesn't need to be full time.

    5. Re:I'm shocked and amazed by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The point is that they're not deceiving you about anything that matters.

      You don't get to decide that. The law does, and what the law says about this is something we need a lawyer to comment upon.

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  13. Look at that! by Weedhopper · · Score: 2

    Actors with day jobs!

    Look at the bio for the woman they link to. At the end, she actually is involved in some sort of travel "writing."

    Samsung's twisting the truth, but of all the dirty, underhanded crap that the big boys pull, this ain't a big one.

    1. Re:Look at that! by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Interesting

      She's worked for the Travel Channel. It wouldn't surprise me if she's done some magazine articles. At the very least, her statement in the ad jibes with her career. I wonder if Joseph Kolinski has sold real estate.

      Honestly, if they were actors, being paid as actors to portray characters, wouldn't they be using character names? This kind of sounds like they may have picked a minor side job they do when they can't find acting work and used that as their career. Otherwise, why use their real names if they are playing wholly fictitious characters? It's not exactly like they would balk at playing a part using a character name.

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    2. Re:Look at that! by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      That explains the poor performances better than just faking users. They're actors and all the jobs selling deoderant and feminine hygiene products are taken by people with sightly more talent (but not so much as to be regulars on a soap...), so they actually ARE telling real life stories of their jobs!

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    3. Re:Look at that! by Weedhopper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was exactly my point when I commented on this article yesterday on the site itself.

      People are coming out of the woodwork screaming about fraud and astroturfing. No. Pretty much every single person who you'll find for this kind of gig is going to have an acting background on top of their day job. This is how the acting communities work. A handful of people out a hundred can make ends meet just by acting. The rest have to make ends meet by working day jobs. The overwhelming majority don't make much money at. Most move on after a period of time, but some of them plug away.

      One of my best friends had (and still has) the acting bug. She lived in New York for a while after graduating. and managed to get quite a few small roles while waiting tables and tending bar. Eventually, she gave up it as a vocation (I think her parents bribed her) and now she's a lawyer. Still participates in community theater, still loves getting in front of the camera whenever she's given the opportunity. Just like every other actor who never made it as a professional actor.

      And this is NYC we're talking about, for Taco's sake. CEO of a real estate company could describe a half dozen types of businesses that simply don't exist in most of the world.

      Oh yeah, and those shows like Blind Date and their ilk? Half those people are actors, too. They're not acting in a role other than themselves for Blind Date. They're trying to get "exposure" or just jumped at the chance to get in front of a camera.

      Of all the cockamamie REAL underhanded bullshit marketing tactics that big corporations pull every day, this is the one people are going to freak out about? GTFO.

  14. moron stage hands paying 30% .gov tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as for generous electrick (a patentdead chosen one royalty NYSE ky2us zero (0). nothing (0), much less than 30% (0), so that can be made fair by the available ACCURATE math. we'll take care of it ourselves, thanks?

  15. I was under the impression that they were all actors. How is this something new?

  16. OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Stop the presses!
    Also, reality shows are scripted!

  17. How many /.ers actually WTFV? by drb226 · · Score: 5, Informative
    (Watched The Fine Video)

    I was skeptical, but I have to admit it went beyond my expectations

    OK. Yes. I understand that most of the time, people in ads are actors. But this pushes it too far. It apparently shows the actor's real name, and (real?) age, and fake profession. Then these actors are "interviewed" about their "reaction" to the Galaxy tab. I can understand putting comments like "it's just what I need!" in a fake ad. I can also understand using an actor to portray the testimonial of some other real person. But this appears to be 100% fabricated. When you start inventing "skeptical" people that turn believer about your product, you're stepping over the line.

    (That said, I think the Galaxy Tab is freaking awesome and would love to have one.)

    1. Re:How many /.ers actually WTFV? by strikethree · · Score: 2

      "(That said, I think the Galaxy Tab is freaking awesome and would love to have one.)"

      The Galaxy Tab is relatively nice. It is not worth the price unless you do not have to save up to buy one. The screen is larger than a typical phone so it seems like it would be good for reading, but honestly, the screen is still to small for reading comfortably. It sure beats a phone for reading though.

      You should not buy one in America. Buy an international version so it is not locked and has the phone enabled. You do not pay more for these features, you pay the same but the American versions are crippled. Who would have guessed?

      The screen is reasonable quality. Numerous custom ROMs are available. The GPS works okay. The battery life sucks and will not last long if you are doing anything serious on it. It will last for several hours if all you are doing is reading with the back light set to dim. If you turn on 3G, expect your battery to get sucked dry fairly quickly.

      All in all, it is a fun device with lots of interesting things that you can do with it. Honeycomb is not available for it yet. It can run Android 2.2.1 (not Honeycomb) if you hack it.

      Have fun. :)

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    2. Re:How many /.ers actually WTFV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have one. It is freaking awesome. And I'm not an astroturfer.

      The real market for the 7" models are those who, like me, wear a suit and tie most days. The form factor is great, slips right in the suit pocket. And the size is more than adequate. Steve Jobs was just wrong that noone would want a seven inch tab.

      (Typed on my 7" galaxy tab. Loving it)

  18. excess .gov tax above zero (0) to be reclaimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sound fair. the proceeds can be distributed by us to good (babys survival, accurate math/history research etc,,) causes, instead of paying to have gen. clarke re-brainwashed every few years, & equip murders to kill even more babys/others etc...duknow

  19. Nothing compared to... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is nothing compared to what I learned about Apple's Mac ads... Get this... the guy who says "I'm a mac..." he isn't actually a computer at all! Neither is PC! I couldn't believe it, but it was a pretty reliable source who told me this.

    1. Re:Nothing compared to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself, I was very surprised when Justin Long and John Hodgman outed themselves as humans.

    2. Re:Nothing compared to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get this... the guy who says "I'm a mac..." he isn't actually a computer at all!

      To be fair he is gay though.

    3. Re:Nothing compared to... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Was it kind of like... a bummer?

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    4. Re:Nothing compared to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there's a subtle difference between metaphor and deception

  20. Today, the Galaxy... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Tomorrow, the world!

    Oh, wait...

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  21. You mean... by dietdew7 · · Score: 2

    They're not ALL "historical documents?"

    1. Re:You mean... by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

  22. What??? by lennier1 · · Score: 2

    Marketing talking out of their ass? This threatens my entire understanding of the universe!!!!111eleventyone

  23. Rootability by atari2600a · · Score: 0

    If getting cyanogenmod or something on one of these tabs is as painful as it is on my stepfather's Galaxy S "series"* phone, they'd have to pay me to use it as well! *I don't see why they put these in a series, I mean it'd be acceptable if it was just radio hardware being swapped out or something but half the phones are missing half the hardware!

  24. Astroturfing as performance art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Astroturfing happens at the best companies, sadly. I worked at a startup last decader, where the weekly sales meeting included posting funny tweets, which was great, but the sales guy casually urged employees to join the tweeting to hype the product. When I checked the logs, most of the positive tweets were from our employees IP address range. When I looked further, and checked the voice logs and verified it was mostly the sales guy, and checked Google to see that it was the sales guy quoting other sites, and verified it by listening at the office door he was secretly doing it from using his bluetooth and speech recognition tools to include "authentic" mis-spellings, and mentioned to him that I'd heard him doing it, I was looking for work 3 days later.

    Of course, I'd also pointed it out to my fellow engineers who started quoting his own stuff back at him as "familiar" from other websites, and shown the CFO how to take the fancy charts from the sales presentations, download them from our internal website, grab the data he used, and run them through an unjiggered spreadsheet software to correct the curves on his exciting sales graphs. I did it so the CFO wouldn't take that jiggered data to our investors and show it in a way they could access the raw data: if you're going to show a jiggered chart, you need to know it's lying so you know what questions not to answer.

    I love working at start ups, and explaining to uneducated engineers that they if they're not in the first 50 employees, they're not going to see much profit when the company gets sold and they need to get paid in cash. And explaining to them how to detect the signs of VP's violating insider trading laws. *THAT* is always a fun education.

  25. I am shocked! Shocked! by denzacar · · Score: 2

    To find that lying in order to sell a product is going on in here.

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    1. Re:I am shocked! Shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your stock options, sir.

  26. Just like them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like samscum to lie! Ill bet you those actors dont even have a tablet!

  27. What's the difference.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're either on Apples cool aid or Samsungs 'happy tabs'....

  28. ret.4star.gen.hero, or hired goon psycho killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hard to tell? fog of tax free (for some) war can do that? did we say tax free? pardon, the non-taxpayers actually profit ($billionerrors$) on the heavy weapon (keeping ALL sides supplied including mexico) murder massacre business outings. so that's good?

    we support the views of this former person
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY2DKzastu8&NR=1&feature=fvwp ("stop killing")

    we do not support the material in this cnn propaganda video from yesterday
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXB75IK6pL4 ("we can win this, with my help")

    same guy? clone? confused? we must focus... on the images. we must....saw a picture of one of those godaffy psycho-killer freaks being paraded around our military bases (may have paid for them, along with our holycost tithing's) like royalty, only to become our very worst 'enemy' just weaks/leaks later? focus-pocus?

  29. Give 'em a break!! by Timtimes · · Score: 1

    It's not like anybody is gonna buy something besides an Ipad (for the best tablet experience) unless they're lied to or defrauded in some way or fashion. Samsung really has no other choice but to engage in the most crass form of commercialism, or they risk not being able to sell any of their wannabee "Ipad Killer" tablets. They have to engage in lies or their lame attempt at copying Apple will surely die. Enjoy.

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    1. Re:Give 'em a break!! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's not like anybody is gonna buy something besides an Ipad (for the best tablet experience) unless they're lied to or defrauded in some way or fashion. Samsung really has no other choice but to engage in the most crass form of commercialism, or they risk not being able to sell any of their wannabee "Ipad Killer" tablets. They have to engage in lies or their lame attempt at copying Apple will surely die. Enjoy.

      So speaks the Jobs surrogate assigned to Slashdot. Yeah, we cottoned on to you some time ago. Time for a new Slashdot account.

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  30. Do not taunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Happy Galaxy Tab User.

  31. You people are all bigots. by Matey-O · · Score: 1

    Don't be so harsh...Actors are people too!

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    1. Re:You people are all bigots. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Did some marketing department tell you that? :)

  32. Journalists say what? by samalicious · · Score: 1

    I think it's awesome that journalists are getting peeved because they are treated the same way everyone else is - as a dumb consumer. Welcome to the party, pal!

  33. Re:News flash! And Apple hired people to stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in line to make their products look more popular at launch as well as grab media attention for free publicity. It's effective advertising if you're part of the Lemming Shoppers Guild. /.'s are usually highly skeptical so you'll be ok.

  34. Hypocrites! by zmollusc · · Score: 2

    It isn't the astroturfing, marketing or advertising deception that irks me, it is the hypocrisy. I don't mind buying products on the recommendation of a shill just so long as I can use what _appear_ to be banknotes to pay for them.

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  35. HOLY SHIT GUYS!!! by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2
    Did you know that Justin Long ISN'T REALLY A MAC? Or that John Hodgeman ISN'T REALLY A PC?

    It's a commercial. With actors in it. Deal with it

  36. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  37. Re:News flash! Relax, everyone! by repetty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, users in advertisement are called personas....

    Thank god it has a name. That changes everything!

    Okay, everyone. There's no lying going on here -- it just personas.

    Everything's okay!

  38. Actors being used in commercials, wow by m509272 · · Score: 1

    This is a totally useless story. What's important are the technical specs and the experience. Who actually cares that actors were used in a commercial?

  39. they're getting truly pathetic! by sribe · · Score: 2

    Well yes, and also did you see the article where someone put the new "0.2 millimeter thinner than an iPad" next to an iPad and discovered that it was in fact thicker than an iPad?

    And when the reporter asked to turn it on and use it, he was told he couldn't turn it on because it was just a "prototype". Uhm, no, prototypes generally do something, if it doesn't power up then it's a "mockup". So they claim they're going to make a tablet thinner than the iPad very soon now, but they can't even make a mockup to hand around that's actually thinner than the iPad???

  40. I'm not an actor and I love the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't even play one on TV. i'm a system's engineer in the US and am not sure what i'll do if the thing ever breaks (well, obviously i'd go buy another but in the meantime i'd be sad). it performs wonderfully, is small enough to fit in my pocket or my wife's purse, big enough to read well and type well, yet small enough to comfortably hold with one hand. perfect size, perfect OS & ecosystem, perfectly powered.

    i was disappointed to hear the next version will have a 10 inch screen. those are just too honking big to be anything other than a novelty laying around the house or office. it will not be as portable as a 7 inch or smartphone but not as powerful or useful as a laptop. hopefully they continue with a 3/4G 7 inch model by the time i'm ready to upgrade!

    rant aside, i'm not an actor and the tab fits my professional and personal portable digital needs perfectly. there. samsung, you should have called me. i'm not good looking but i really do love the product and would be willing to tell others!

  41. Wait... by Oxdeadface · · Score: 1

    So companies use actors in their commercials now?! The lies, the deception, oh the humanity!

  42. citation needed by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    New Media Strategies to sent armies of astroturfers here to post comments and disrupt our discussions on a daily basis? And by "armies" I mean most of the UIDs from 1900000 to 2000000

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  43. Software Updates by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    "Buy this expensive tablet device from us and we'll provide feature and/or security updates for the life of the product."

    "These are real users of our products."

    See, when you can't trust a company you're going to be less likely to do business with them.

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  44. not only is that shocking by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but some marketing pr rep for a galaxy tab competitor got a shallow smear astroturfed onto slashdot

    isn't advertising grand?

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  45. Re:News flash! Relax, everyone! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    People speak on behalf of others all the time. Face it - some people are too butt-ugly to be put on TV to endorse a product. Maybe the writer was in a bad car accident and is scarred and has lost an eye. Perhaps the real estate CEO has a severe stutter, or is a redhead. It doesn't diminish what their message.

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  46. Re:News flash! Relax, everyone! by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 2

    Maybe the writer was in a bad car accident and is scarred and has lost an eye. Perhaps the real estate CEO has a severe stutter, or is a redhead. It doesn't diminish what their message.

    Exacty. Now contrast that with the situation where it's actually an actor who's only pretending to be a writer or a CEO; that does diminish the message.

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  47. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So for all those people who are claiming fraud... how are they even testing a device that isn't even available yet?

    Either way, compared to the lies and BS of the fruit, this is nothing. They're claiming an experience, one that you could probably reproduce if the device came out. Compared to: "Everyone else's phone suffers from the same problem!" (You can touch other phone's antennas?). "10 hours of video" (only if you round up from 9.5 hours on a NEW phone), "Flash is not open, so we won't allow it!" (osflash.org / h264 is?)

    It would seem that Sammy's just taking a page out of the old handbook.

  48. We aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We aren't, there are laws against this, and they have been updated and amended. But this is reality, laws are supposed to work against the consumer. So there you go.

  49. Re:News flash! Relax, everyone! by Draek · · Score: 1

    Face it - some people are too butt-ugly to be put on TV to endorse a product

    And some aren't, but simply give your company an image that may not be entirely desireable.

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  50. Seemed instantly obvious as an advert to me... by BlueF · · Score: 1

    I am surprised to hear anyone confess to not seeing the video in question as staged within the first 5 seconds.

  51. Burden of proof. by westlake · · Score: 1

    if marketing departments didn't care what we think, would they ever pay companies like New Media Strategies to sent armies of astroturfers here to post comments and disrupt our discussions on a daily basis? And by "armies" I mean most of the UIDs from 1900000 to 2000000. And according to my Texas Instruments programmable and graphic calculator, comes to about a hundred thousand astroturfers

    If there really were armies of astroturfers raiding Slashdot, we should be seeing more than 120 responses to a story that presses all the right buttons.

  52. sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As was painfully obvious to anybody watching.. I refer everybody to Bill Hicks on marketing.

  53. better keep this secret then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    john hodgman isn't actually a pc
    justin long isn't actually a mac

    those two secrets alone may cause people's head to explode

  54. Reality TV by Shaiku · · Score: 1

    News flash kids: There's nothing real about "reality TV." Even the most genuine moments are likely scripted to some degree and the scenario is contrived. When it comes to marketing, EVERYBODY IS AN ACTOR. The guy in the white coat is not a doctor. The mature lady with a perfect complexion is not a soccer mom--she doesn't even have kids.

    Every time they say "we grabbed 10 real people off the street" -- No, they didn't. Do you really think that Dominos Pizza snuck people into a conference room on a farm without them knowing it and then dropped the walls and they were surprised to be in a tomato field? Really? This Samsung crap isn't any different.

    Remember that a comedian always prefaces a bs story with "True story! This happened to me the other day..." Why would you be shocked that a TV commercial premise is a load of crap?

  55. And the T-Mobile phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now that you mention it: That cute looking T-Mobile Phone might really be a woman.

    So I don't have a phone fetish after all.

  56. Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a very good point, we geeks do get very offended easily. I still think there are some transgressions that are obviously in need of attention to Joe Sixpack. The site could have different categories, like the default home page would be transgressions that affect and are obvious to everyone, like war in Libya or something. There would be a subdomains for the more geeky rights issues. Perhaps the geek section could syndicate to the main site when users have submitted a simplified version of the transgression and what it means to the layperson (like simple.wikipedia.org).

    To brainstorm, there could be three quality controls, to borrow from Slashdot, there would be editors that obviously have an incentive to only post real life transgressions conflict with the public. There would also be a severity moderation system which is tagged. Let's take a few transgressions and rank them subjectively:

      - Sony sues George Hotz to stop PS3 hacking leak
      - Microsoft to Sue US Companies that use Pirating suppliers
      - Nestle sale of milk powder
      - Nike slave labour
      - VISA/Mastercard block Wikileaks donations
      - HBGary tries to reveal Anonymous
      - RIAA suing innocents

    5 - Physical Suffewring, Dispicable Evil: human exploitation (slave labour)
    4 - Opression, Fucking Asshole: Microsoft, RIAA
    3 - Bullshit, Losing Bullshitters: those that bullshit to get their own way, HBGary, RIAA, Visa, Mastercard
    2 - Breach of Trust, Taking the Ball Home: Sony
    1 - Just Business, Oops - Like a company discontinues a product because it no longer makes money or makes no business sense to continue. but people are unhappy, as long as the company gave appropriate time, minor product recalls or where businesses handle things well.

    You could have a spotlight section that discusses the most recent transgressions in the news. There could be a ranking metamoderation where users metamoderate based on what they think is worse. There could also be a secondary tagging system for 'damages' that the transgressions causes civilization. This might be things like Human Life, Animals, Rights Erosion and so on...

    Another part of the site could be the anti-marketer or the counter marketer where it takes marketing materials that are published and rebuffs them.

    1. Re:Good point by node+3 · · Score: 1

      A moderation system and editorial staff would definitely help, but to take a few examples:

      - GeoHot: even though Sony was very heavy-handed here, I doubt most people would care, even when presented with all the facts. Geeks, on the other hand, still hold a grudge over the root-kit CDs.
      - Nestle: I think more people would care if they knew, but not too many.
      - Nike: this is well-known, and consumers have overwhelmingly voted with their dollars, saying they just don't really care enough. The same goes for the slave labor that makes Wal-Mart possible. We don't like it, but turn a blind eye, probably because there's not much we can do about it.
      - VISA: some people actually support this. It's insane, but Fox News does have a sizable audience, and they've been trained to think Wikileaks wants to destroy America.

      For most things like this, I just don't think people care enough even when something truly awful is going on, let alone would there be a solid consensus on the average corporate bullshit.

  57. you want to re-invent investigative journalism? by decora · · Score: 1

    dude. i am all for it. will you pay me to write about and research the topic?

    i can live on 16 grand a year. that's all i need.

    1. Re:you want to re-invent investigative journalism? by improfane · · Score: 1

      Investigative journalism...by geeks! Yes there is a difference!
      1. Get 3200 Geeks to donate £5 a year
      2. Pay decora
      3. ????
      4. Profit!

      Its more of a log of transgressions over time and linking them to damages. They can be marked with 'credibility' tags like 'proven', 'alleged by' with links to who said what, who supported or commented on it at the time. People could even vote if they believe something or not. Almost like a provenance system. Or bullshit log.

      The relationships between companies and the individuals that spout things about them should be out in the open in such a way the bullshit is clear. It would almost be like a scoreboard, readers should be able to see the companies that are doing more or less better than others. The problem with investigative journalism is that it is not supposed to be a resource but a one-shot discovery that people generally forget about in their day to day life. There is no community built up around it.

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  58. I'm a Mac - I'm a PC by BSDetector · · Score: 0

    I know those 2 were real! Right?

  59. investigative journalism = credibility analysis by decora · · Score: 1

    ok heres the plan.

    step 1. download wikipedia

    step 2. sift through it, keep only the articles about corporations and PR firms
      (use the Securities and Exchange commission databases to help with this..
        you can use name pattern searching, and also the SEC's categorization codes to isolate PR firms)

    step 3. you install your own CMS (mediawiki or whatever), copy those articles to it

    step 3.5 erase all the parts of those articles not having to do with astroturfing

    step 4. hack your CMS to enable voting, 'alleged tags', etc etc etc.

    step 5. figure out how to get access to digital archives of PR trade journals, like Jack ODwyer's PR newsletter.
      scrape facts out of those, articles, integrate them into your wiki. this is legal because of court cases like Feist and
      the Gerald Ford Biography case.

    step 5.5. do the same for 'letters to the editor' pages of newspapers.

    Step 6. hire people off of freelancer.com for $3/hour to help you with fact scraping, fact checking, editing, etc.

    Step 7. non-profit!

  60. citation *not* needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    citation *not* needed

  61. Re:News flash! Relax, everyone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the real estate CEO has a severe stutter, or is a redhead.

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