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Magical Chinese Hard Drive

jamax writes "From TFA: 'A Russian friend .... works at a hard-drive repair center in a Russian town, located near the Chinese border. A couple of days ago a customer brought a broken 500GB USB-drive that he had bought in a Chinese store across the river, for an insanely low price. But the drive was not working: if you, say, save a movie onto the drive, playing the saved movie back resulted in replaying just the last 5 minutes of the film.' Apparently, the contents of the external HDD box included: two nuts, glued to the inner surface of the box with a 128MB flash drive wedged between them (image). And it was a clever hack, too — if ever an attempt was made to write a file that's too large, it got cycled — rewriting itself over and over from the beginning, while leaving the existing files intact. And it reported everything correctly — file sizes and all!"

347 comments

  1. I've heard about this by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Ancient Chinese Secret"

    1. Re:I've heard about this by Desler · · Score: 1

      I thought that was them peeing in my coke?

    2. Re:I've heard about this by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Huh.

    3. Re:I've heard about this by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      "Ancient Chinese Secret"

      And years ago we had the Counterfeit Capacitor Caper .. where a 1000uf cap might actually have a 100uf cap sitting inside a larger shell, soldered to the leads inside.

      Back when I collected chinese coins I was amazed by the ingenuity and energy put into making fakes, not just recently, but 200 years ago.

      Some things never change. Buyer beware especially where labor is cheap and some useful materials may be available (assuming those drive cases where extras and thought disposed of.)/p)

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    4. Re:I've heard about this by DJLuc1d · · Score: 1

      "Me quick, want slow.... No wait, that's indian"

    5. Re:I've heard about this by rolfwind · · Score: 2

      I have read in history books that the Chinese have been faking antiquities already 5,000 years ago!

    6. Re:I've heard about this by severoon · · Score: 1

      This is actually a pretty great invention if you have a lot of non-critical data to store.

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    7. Re:I've heard about this by harrkev · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of the old joke "write only memory." Pretty funny for the hardware types.

      Datasheet available HERE..

      On a side note, I do now know if this link will be available long-term since TI purchased National Semi.

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    8. Re:I've heard about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually a pretty great invention if you have a lot of non-critical data to store.

      This is actually a pretty great invention if you have a lot of non-critical data to write.

      There, fixed that for you

    9. Re:I've heard about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ancient Chinese Secret"

      "I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick, want slow. Wait, that’s Indian."

    10. Re:I've heard about this by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they are the ones responsible for all this "fossil record" propaganda. Ancient China confirmed for agents of the DEVIL!

    11. Re:I've heard about this by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Is it really such a joke? Though not hardware, /dev/null could legitimately be considered "write only memory."

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    12. Re:I've heard about this by harrkev · · Score: 1

      dev/null is useful if you have output in software that you want to get rid up. You have to have SOMETHING to redirect the output to in order to tell the shell to discard it.

      In hardware, this is done by just not hooking up the wires to anything.

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    13. Re:I've heard about this by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Like this ?:

      http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/

      Seems pretty cheap. ;-)

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    14. Re:I've heard about this by ncgnu08 · · Score: 2

      Awesome! Why don't I have mod points when I need them?!?

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    15. Re:I've heard about this by lul_wat · · Score: 2

      Slashdot is so broken you wouldn't be able to use them anyway. I can select the moderation-type, but it doesn't do anything.

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    16. Re:I've heard about this by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Awesome! Thanks.

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  2. This is very clever... by dmacleod808 · · Score: 1

    Wow... Just Wow... KIRF just gets more and more technologically adept.

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    1. Re:This is very clever... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The key innovation in this product is not keeping it real fake; but selectively discarding it real fake...

    2. Re:This is very clever... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh its been that way for as long as I can remember. My grandfather was stationed overseas and used to love to bring home "Magnatox" radios and "RGA" electronic doo dads. Hell you should look up the guy in Bangkok that makes fake Ferraris and Lamborghini racers. Damned things can't be told apart until you pop the hood and see the Toyota Supra engine!

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  3. Chinese Whispers -- by xMrFishx · · Score: 1

    Chinese whispers - storage style. Impressively cunning non the less.

    1. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Chinese whispers - storage style. Impressively cunning non the less.

      Well, more conning than cunning.

      It's a "one-demon bag". :)

    2. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by xMrFishx · · Score: 2

      Some proper trolling could be had with a device like that. I want one!

    3. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by Duradin · · Score: 2

      Terrific, a one-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it?

    4. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Wind. Fire. That kind of thing.

    5. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      Chinese whispers - storage style. Impressively cunning non the less.

      Well, more conning than cunning.

      It's a "one-demon bag". :)

      You mean a one-daemon bag

    6. Re:Chinese Whispers -- by grcumb · · Score: 0

      Commenting to undo Slashdot's overzealous moderation bug...

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  4. Infinite harddrive! by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've sent about a terabyte of critically important data to a special compression device my computer came with, called "/dev/null", and it still hasn't filled up.

    1. Re:Infinite harddrive! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find that saving data is a waste of time.

      All the files I've ever created, along with all the files anyone else has created, along with all the files of finite length that nobody has ever created, are waiting right there for you in /dev/random.

      Latency is a bit unpredictable, though.

    2. Re:Infinite harddrive! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      All the files I've ever created, along with all the files anyone else has created, along with all the files of finite length that nobody has ever created, are waiting right there for you in /dev/random.

      Yeah, but I can never find the one I'm looking for, so it's not a very good system.

      I can't wait another 50,000 years ... I need my TPS report now.

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    3. Re:Infinite harddrive! by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

      I switched to /dev/random after finding it was quite a lot cheaper than feeding and cleaning up after the infinite number of monkeys I used to use.

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    4. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Careful! I think the compression algorithm it uses is actually lossy.

    5. Re:Infinite harddrive! by grub · · Score: 1


      I save the MD5 hashes of all my files then delete the original. It saves oodles of space.

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    6. Re:Infinite harddrive! by isorox · · Score: 2

      All the files I've ever created, along with all the files anyone else has created, along with all the files of finite length that nobody has ever created, are waiting right there for you in /dev/random.

      Yeah, but I can never find the one I'm looking for, so it's not a very good system.

      I can't wait another 50,000 years ... I need my TPS report now.

      Ahh, I'm creating an index /dev/random, when it's finished it'll be blindingly fast

    7. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I switched from /dev/random to /dev/urandom because I have to wiggle my mouse less often.

    8. Re:Infinite harddrive! by spoilsportmotors · · Score: 2

      If /dev/random is web scale, then I will use /dev/random

    9. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget the cover sheet, I hear you've been having some problems with that lately. Didn't you get the memo? It should be in /dev/random somwhere too...

    10. Re:Infinite harddrive! by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

      If /dev/random is web scale, then I will use /dev/random

      It's only web scale if you run nosql on it.

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    11. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simon? Is that you?

    12. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OMG! It's full of pr0n!

    13. Re:Infinite harddrive! by mrice81 · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of the compression algorithm I created that compresses the file down to a single bit. I haven't perfected the decompression algorithm yet.

    14. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I'm creating an index /dev/random, when it's finished it'll be blindingly fast

      I think that may be a bad idea. The first time you access that index might be like, you know, "crossing the streams" or something.

    15. Re:Infinite harddrive! by froggymana · · Score: 1

      I find that saving data is a waste of time.

      All the files I've ever created, along with all the files anyone else has created, along with all the files of finite length that nobody has ever created, are waiting right there for you in /dev/random.

      Latency is a bit unpredictable, though.

      Wait till the patent trolls catch wind of that!

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    16. Re:Infinite harddrive! by obarel · · Score: 1

      CRC32 is a much better compression.

    17. Re:Infinite harddrive! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The only upside to that would be the prior-art retort to it...

      Just remind them that whoever first invented a set of axioms sufficiently comprehensive to derive the series of positive integers from indirectly(and in a deeply useless sense) produced all works capable of digital representation. Heck, unlike dev/random, each one of all possible finite files will even be in the same place each time you look. Luxury! Unfortunately, this also means that possession of almost any text dealing with number or set theory indirectly implies possession of kiddie porn. Oops.

      (Next up: a book where each page's contents are simply the page number in base2, interpreted as unicode, Easiest way to encapsulate all written human knowledge ever...)

    18. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found an even better storage location. Send me email at nobody[@]yahoo.com and I'll share the secret

    19. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry - /dev/random has everything. You may have to wait a bit.

    20. Re:Infinite harddrive! by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      How do you dispose of an infinite monkey array after you upgrade anyway? Can you just drop them off at Best Buy's recycling kiosk? And if so, did you video tape it?

    21. Re:Infinite harddrive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is in /dev/random but you need those hundreds of gigabytes of disk space to store the index.

      Also it would take Shakespeare's genius to find a masterpeace in the stream of text created by the monkeys.

    22. Re:Infinite harddrive! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I find that the easiest technique is to book them rooms at the Hilbert Hotel and then leave as quickly as possible. It's one of the few places that will take them all...

    23. Re:Infinite harddrive! by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      If two people have the same compression dictionary locally how much compression can they reasonably expect of something like a DVD?

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    24. Re:Infinite harddrive! by ncgnu08 · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm sorry. Didn't some one tell you we are using a new cover sheet for the TPS reports now? That's why you can't find it...

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    25. Re:Infinite harddrive! by mysidia · · Score: 1

      critically important data to a special compression device my computer came with, called "/dev/null", and it still hasn't filled up.

      Perhaps it hasn't filled up.... and the compression algorithm is extremely efficient. But have you tried decompressing and reading back the data?

      I find that the decompression is far less efficient -- it tends to take longer to decompress the data than it would take to go about trying to produce the data all over again.

    26. Re:Infinite harddrive! by julesh · · Score: 1

      I switched from /dev/random to /dev/urandom because I have to wiggle my mouse less often.

      That's usually OK, but just remember there's no guarantee that /dev/urandom will contain the data you're looking for.

  5. Anyone else find this funny? by mldi · · Score: 2

    This actually made me LOL. I guess there's a sucker born every minute. Pretty clever hack!

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    1. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by dmomo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Clever, I agree. So clever, that I'd hardly call someone who falls for it a "sucker". Especially in that it was demonstrated to work in the store!

    2. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with cheap chinese goods, the rule of thumb is that you get what you pay for, you pay nothing you get nothing

    3. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clever and very old. This has been going on since double digit megabyte flash memory was considered big. There's a tool for detecting this "hack":

      H2testw

      It writes files that are filled with pseudorandom data to the full capacity of the medium and then reads everything back and lists the kind of data corruption that it found. It also measures continuous write and read speed, so that is always the first thing I run when I buy new flash memory (USB sticks, compact flash, SD-cards, MP3-player, etc.).

    4. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      While generally this is true, quite often you can find cheap stuff that actually works just as advertised. Like I bought a bluetooth earset for my phone on ebay from a Chinese seller for $5 inc postage (new buy it now price). It has worked every bit as well and as long as the Nokia accessory my father bought for $90.

      Would I trust my critical data with it? No, but I'll continue looking for bargains from China.

    5. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      While it was certainly fraudulent and thus illegal, there is an old adage saying if a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is. Caveat emptor. I would be a lot more sympathetic if they were selling these fraudulent devices at the same price as the real thing.

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    6. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And it was cheap too. Nobody got ripped off, they just received their value in the form of entertainment and novelty rather than in the form of a hard drive.

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    7. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who buy electronics from China are suckers.

    8. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by satuon · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the price was 'insanely' cheap. If someone offered you a 500 GB disk for say $10 that later turned out not to work, I guess you would be excused from being called a sucker, but only if you honestly believed it was stolen.

    9. Re:Anyone else find this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was YOU wasn't it? Don't lie. I won't laugh. Ok. ROFL.

  6. Bloody well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is fucking magical. I dont support this rip off, but DAMN that was a cool idea and well pulled off. This was not some back town hick, but a well thought out plan, using parts brought/found locally.

    Bravo engineer/shop keep who made it!!!

    1. Re:Bloody well done. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

      I haven't seen the principle applied to faking an HDD before; but the same phenomenon crops up fairly frequently with USB flash drives and flash memory cards sourced from suspiciously cheap ebay sellers and similar places.

      The cruder examples are simply a low-capacity drive, with a high capacity label, and a specially doctored partition table and fat32 filesystem written to them. Simply reformatting them will reveal their true size and make them safely usable(to the degree that you would trust the quality of such a device...).

      The more sophisticated ones have doctored firmware in the chip that handles abstracting the raw flash into a USB mass storage device, and the OS will detect their false size. You can only determine the true size empirically: exactly what behavior the fake blocks will exhibit varies(all zeros, all ones, garbage); but the real blocks will behave normally. If you are a gambling sort, you can put a partition of exactly that size on the drive and hope for the best; but that isn't really advisable...

      Every abstraction layer is a potential lie, I suppose.

    2. Re:Bloody well done. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The same goes for MP3 players which use Flash as well.

      My wife was caught by that scam on eBay. About 4 or 5 years ago she bought what was reportedly a 4 GB MP3 player from Hong Kong - no name brand, but it was a good price. (At this point I would like to point out I did council her on not buying anything electronic from Hong Kong. The horror stories about cheap products from that part of the world plus it being far too cheap against anything from north America made me suspicious). After a couple weeks she complains it messed up. So I dutifully wipe it using the disc which came with the player and reloaded on everything she put on previously. Suddenly I get an error message that the player is full when I had put no where near the 4 GB limit on it yet. So before I try again I take the model number and punch it into Google (although it might have been metacrawler back then). The first link which popped up was about this model having the exact same issue I was having. it turns out that the seller was taking 1 GB drives, changing the firmware to read 4 GB and selling them as such. The kicker was that the supplied format disc just rehacked the MP3 player instead of doing it right. I ended up downloading a correct recovery disc for it which did in fact reveal the 1 GB limit. She complained, but being eBay, they did nothing. In the end she bought a 4 GB Sansa and it serves as my daily distraction from my commute. (Note: I did load Rockbox onto it because the Sansa OS is terrible and can't be happier.)

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    3. Re:Bloody well done. by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Informative

      She complained, but being eBay, they did nothing.

      This is why you complain to your credit card company instead. Then eBay has a choice of either eating the loss or going after the seller.

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    4. Re:Bloody well done. by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      A while ago a computer vendor I've long trusted was including 4GB MP3 players that looked like iPod shuffle wannabes as a freebie with your order. I ended up with two of them and I never was able to copy a whole GB of data, let alone 4 to them. They looked more like 128MB. I guess I figured out why they were giving them away for free.

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    5. Re:Bloody well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Most likely they ordered a whole bunch of super-cheap 4GB MP3 players, the kind you can have custom logos printed on, from... yes, you guessed it, China. They thought they were giving away a nice little freebie, but in reality they'd probably never tested one.

    6. Re:Bloody well done. by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Which is EXACTLY what I did when an ebay seller screwed me. I sic'ed AMEX on PAYPAL and EBAY. I got my money back.
      I don't know what ebay did, and I don't care.

    7. Re:Bloody well done. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      That is fucking magical. I dont support this rip off, but DAMN that was a cool idea and well pulled off. This was not some back town hick, but a well thought out plan, using parts brought/found locally. Bravo engineer/shop keep who made it!!!

      I'd seriously buy one, just for the novelty factor...

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    8. Re:Bloody well done. by jps25 · · Score: 1

      What's terrible about the Sansa OS?
      I have a Sansa Clip+ and see no reason why I should switch to Rockbox or why you claim that it's better.

    9. Re:Bloody well done. by eulernet · · Score: 4, Informative

      I got 2 different keys of the latter sort (after format, it reports 32Gb, but they really are 4Gb).
      BTW, I don't use them, since I didn't find any way to only use the first 4Gb.

      There is no magic.
      When you write a byte at a given location (for example at 9Gb), it's written at this location modulo 4Gb (in my example at 1Gb), and there is a little protection for the first megabytes, so that the FAT32 is not overwritten when the key is full, to avoid revealing that the key is fake.

      When you buy an USB key, ALWAYS use CheckFlash:
      http://mikelab.kiev.ua/index_en.php?page=PROGRAMS/chkflsh_en
      In a few minutes, it will tell you if your USB key is correct.

      With my first fake one, I get the first error:
      Error at address F5E56000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      and everything after that is dead.

      With the second fake one, I get the errors:
      Error at address EF800000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EF82C000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EF928000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFA24000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFB20000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFC1C000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFD18000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFE14000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address EFF10000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      Error at address F000C000h: expected "10101010", found "00000000".
      after that, the errors are more irregular.
      Note that the write speed is 5.7Mb/s for the first 4Gb of the key, and 25Mb/s after that.

    10. Re:Bloody well done. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2

      >>I haven't seen the principle applied to faking an HDD before; but the same phenomenon crops up fairly frequently with USB flash drives and flash memory cards sourced from suspiciously cheap ebay sellers and similar places.

      I just bought a Hitachi 2TB hard drive (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822145473) which is supposed to have a 64MB cache (http://www.hitachigst.com/internal-drives/desktop/deskstar/deskstar-7k3000), which is why it's about $20 more expensive than their one with a 32MB cache.

      So I buy it, plug it in, and then start doing various tests on it to make sure it's working fine before cloning my primary drive over to it, and notice that it is reporting only a 32MB cache. So I download a couple other tools that pull info from the HD, and they all report a 32MB cache. The reported ID for the drive is correct, and all the other items match up, but it's not reporting the right cache size.

      So either it's:
      1) A problem with all the tools not reading the cache size correctly
      2) A problem with the drive not reporting the cache size correctly
      3) Hitachi not actually providing a 64MB cache (which seems unlikely)
      4) Something is shady going on

      But at the same time, the drive is fast and cheap, so I just eventually shrugged my shoulders and went ahead with using it anyway.

    11. Re:Bloody well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. If you do it this way, your PayPal/eBay accounts are suspended and you are banned from signing up again. (It doesn't stop anyone from doing so, but you'll get auto-banned as soon as you enter any data associated with the previous banned account.) They don't go after anyone.

      Always pay with paypal, and always followup. The problem with these chinese sellers is that they have friends at eBay HK (totally serious) that tell them how to game eBay. Ever notice how every single HK powerseller nearly identical wares, buy it now prices, and shipping? That's because they know eBay USA can't shutdown a Silver Powerseller or higher without jumping through management hoops. So most employees just give up. It takes the few employees (who are then given a stern warning or firing) to disregard policy to clamp down on the chinese sellers, by intentionally delisting all the fraudulent crap when THEY see a loophole (VeRO takedown is an great loophole.)

      So it's a game of chicken between eBay USA VeRO/Infringement and eBay HK Powersellers teams. The Vero/Infringement teams want that shit off the site, but the powerseller teams do nothing to keep the sellers from coming back.

      Captcha : Frauds

    12. Re:Bloody well done. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Nope. If you do it this way, your PayPal/eBay accounts are suspended and you are banned from signing up again.

      No, they don't. The CC companies would yank their merchant account if they pulled that.

      And in fact, PayPal describes the chargeback process.

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    13. Re:Bloody well done. by Aeternitas827 · · Score: 1

      Do that too much, and eBay et al may assume bad faith, and swing the banhammer the wrong way; eBay neither wants to eat the loss or chase away a group of sellers that might (dishonestly) get them a buck or a million. They're not under any obligation to continue providing their service to you at any point, and if you're causing trouble to them outside of their self-protective guidelines, good-bye.

      Though, creating a new eBay/Paypal account is fairly trivial...

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    14. Re:Bloody well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She complained, but being eBay, they did nothing.

      This is why you complain to your credit card company instead. Then eBay has a choice of either eating the loss or going after the seller.

      This is why PayPal doesn't allow charge-backs.

    15. Re:Bloody well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Useless when paid through Paypal. Then eBay just gets pissed at you, freezes your account, and bans you from Paypal in the future. There goes 90% of eBay for ya.

  7. It's not a hard drive, it's a data black hole by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    Data that goes in will never come back out again! Except the lucky 128MB that escapes the data event horizon.

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    1. Re:It's not a hard drive, it's a data black hole by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's called WOM, Write Only Memory, in this case with a small cache to improve performance. (:-)

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    2. Re:It's not a hard drive, it's a data black hole by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      128MB should be enough memory for anyone!

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    3. Re:It's not a hard drive, it's a data black hole by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Hmm, portable /dev/null.

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  8. Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    is an integral part of Chinese business culture and it's not funny.

    1. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair, it's an integral part of business culture in the rest of the world, too. The Chinese just aren't as subtle about it.

    2. Re:Cheating by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Funny

      is an integral part of Chinese business culture and it's not funny.

      Sorry, but this is definitely funny. Especially since I'm not affected by it. A lot of things the Chinese do to make money are pretty funny, in fact. It's not like it's a tragedy, if they thought it was tragic they would try to change it. In fact, one of the funniest things about the whole thing is that it is so integral, even the government rips things off. The best part is they act like nothing is going on. That's not Mickey Mouse, it's a cat with round ears! That's not Donald Duck, it's an original Chinese duck character! This is like a bad B-movie plot, but it's actually happening.

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    3. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is they act like nothing is going on.

      That's standard operating procedure for EVERY government, yours too. They deny everything even in the face of irrefutable evidence. Admission of guilt is weakness and allows opponents to attack you. "NEVER admit anything" is the slogan of every politician in the world. Doesn't matter if he's from the US, the EU, China or Russia.

    4. Re:Cheating by Lord_Jeremy · · Score: 2

      Mmm. Some years ago my family and I were eating in our favorite local Chinese restaurant. It was a nice place (gone now), and we were friends with the manager. That particular evening as drinks were being selected the manager told us that a friend of his had just sold him a bunch of very good imported Chinese beer called Yuengling. My father and I immediately recognized the name as that of this beer, our favorite brew from "America's Oldest Brewery" (despite the name, it's actually of German origin). He brought out a bottle and sure enough, it was the Black & Tan we knew so well, with the label altered. The manager was quite embarrassed and said he would have to talk to this "friend" of his. Actually at this time we weren't aware that the brewery had expanded, you used to only be able to get it right from the brewery in Pennsylvania.

    5. Re:Cheating by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Come on, buying a tech item in a 3rd-world country is about as wise as buying your jewelry from some guy operating his store out of a beat-up van in a back alley. What, it turned out that it wasn't a real diamond?!?!? Shocking!

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    6. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yuengling rocks! It is currently sold as far south as Virginia.

    7. Re:Cheating by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Actually, Yuengling just a a basic anglonization of the word Jüngling or "Youth" and probably was the last name of the original owners. Umlauts in english are typical expressed as the basic letter plue e, so ue in this case. The 'J' was changed to 'Y' simply because it was closer to the actual pronunciation of the German 'J'. We don't say our 'J's like jeep or juggling. Carl Jung is a good example of the actual pronunciation.

    8. Re:Cheating by smelch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey everybody on the internet, stop trying to make every wrong equal to every other wrong. Massive counterfeiting operations run by the Chinese government are totally not the same as standard political games you see everywhere. It may not be worse, it may not be better, but the point is they're unrelated. So stop being a turd.

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    9. Re:Cheating by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

      Much further actually. We have a plant here in Tampa, Florida where they brew a lot of it for the south.

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    10. Re:Cheating by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      They've been available in Florida for years. They added a brewery in Tampa. Pretty good beer.

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    11. Re:Cheating by hubie · · Score: 1

      About 10 years ago or so they opened another brewery in Tampa, FL.

    12. Re:Cheating by Lord_Jeremy · · Score: 0

      Yeah. As I said, it's of German origin.

    13. Re:Cheating by billcopc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only thing funny about China is if I tried to pull one tenth of the stunts they do, over here in Canada/US, I'd spend the rest of my days in court and/or jail for fraud.

      If it were just about copyright, I'd turn a blind eye, because I'm all for copyright reform, but this mentality extends far beyond the conscious disobedience of extortionary legislation. At least US corps put SOME effort into being sneaky, whereas the standard Chinese go-to is to do it all over someone's face and then state "I don't know". Struggling grocery store burns to the ground, owner says "I don't know" as he cashes the insurance cheque. Noodle house has a sudden and absurdly dramatic roach infestation, rival next door says "I don't know". Computer is brought to a shop with a virus, comes back with two more and a downgraded video card, techie says "I don't know".

      I shit you not, I've been working with asian business owners for well over a decade, and with all these stories they tell me, I can't help but distrust them because after each anecdote they say "I would do the same thing if I saw an opportunity". Sometimes I think my size and lack of morals is the only reason they haven't try to pull that bullshit on me... yet.

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    14. Re:Cheating by operagost · · Score: 1

      Their Black and Tan is one of my favorites as well. I tried their new/old Bock and it is excellent, but you had better get it now before it is out for the season.

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    15. Re:Cheating by stonewallred · · Score: 2
      I do work for chinese restaurants in my area. And by area, I mean several counties around the city I do most of my work.

      Reason I do the work is most companies doing HVAC/R refuse to do work for them

      They like to argue on the pricing, complain and then want to stiff you.

      I ttook a hard line and have my guy on the roof or on top of the walk-in when I present them the bill.

      They want to argue complain or stiff me, I yell, not say, to my guy to take my #*$&#* whatever off we are going and they will just be hot/cold/have spoiled food.

      Doesn't take but once and I have no further problems from them.

      I usually get my calls from folks in NYC or Chicago, wanting me to go to Golden Wok #4 or Great Wall #2.

    16. Re:Cheating by Aeternitas827 · · Score: 1

      Why was there no 'Jinx, you owe me a coke' between this and the two replies immediately above? (Max 6 mins between)

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    17. Re:Cheating by Aeternitas827 · · Score: 1

      If it were kept as-is, it would be 'Jngling'...Americans would ignore the umlaut, seeing the u, and would say' 'Jungling (juhng-ling)', and go WTF.

      Aside: as far as umlauts being expressed as letter+e, how did that start? It doesn't feel, to me, as that's quite accurate (though, I'm a) not a native German speaker, and b) haven't used German in about six years)...then again, is there a better option?

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    18. Re:Cheating by julesh · · Score: 1

      Come on, buying a tech item in a 3rd-world country [...]

      Even when that country is responsible for something like 50% of the world's production of tech items? China may be a rule unto itself, but it's hard to describe it as 3rd world.

    19. Re:Cheating by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      The only thing funny about China is if I tried to pull one tenth of the stunts they do, over here in Canada/US, I'd spend the rest of my days in court and/or jail for fraud.

      On the other hand, when they do crack down, they do it hard. A couple of years ago it came to light that many dairies were adding melamine to milk powder, which boosted the apparent protein level. While poisoning the consumers. About 50 infants died from using it in baby formula. The government executed a few dozen of the people responsible.

      The Chinese dairy industry has never recovered. Still many mainlanders come to Hong Kong specifically to buy imported baby formula.

      I live in Hong Kong and my experience is, except for a few notorious tourist traps, businesses are quite honest. They just want to do business fast and efficiently. Screwing people over for retail goods isn't worth the hassle it can bring.

    20. Re:Cheating by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Just because they make them doesn't mean they retail them. This used to be the standard line in South Korea that counterfeiters would use to lure dumb G.I.'s. "Hey we make these Nike's at that plant over there, and that's why we're able to sell them to you so cheap!" Worked great if you ignored the poor quality of their knock-offs.

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    21. Re:Cheating by billcopc · · Score: 1

      The main difference over here is they don't get attacked for defrauding someone. I don't know if it's a Canadian thing but most suckers just throw a little tantrum, make a scene in the shop then leave 10-15 minutes later, once they accept the fact that shouting isn't going to accomplish anything. Respect for the law is not common within those circles.

      I think my most sordid anecdote involves a shop owner who would seduce his suppliers' female sales reps, just to get inside (and confidential) dirt on his competitors. This guy was a young playboy so he could pull it off quite easily. The next day, he'd tell me how revolting she was but that his profits would be worth the suffering. He had a habit of completely buying out whatever was trendy, just to shut out every other shop in the country and "corner the market" on a particular SKU, until one of his conquests figured it out and began feeding him bogus factoids just to maximize her sales bonuses. That pile of discontinued Socket-A processors sat in his warehouse for years, then one day a "fire" erupted and "destroyed" them all for insurance purposes :P

      Between that, and the routine cooking of books, and paying the staff in cash, you almost have to wonder how he avoids getting caught. Maybe he's fucking the tax auditor too! :P

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  9. Shrinkage! by cfa22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    wow, something alongside a couple of nuts that's smaller than it's supposed to be.

    1. Re:Shrinkage! by whitedsepdivine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or the average male package in china.

    2. Re:Shrinkage! by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      That's Chinese alright!

    3. Re:Shrinkage! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, it;s not that uncommon for things alongside a couple of nuts to be smaller than advertised.

  10. cat has nothing on me! by amn108 · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to Lenovo Thinkpad near you :-)

    * typing this on an IBM Thinkpad T43

  11. Suspicious by tpotus · · Score: 1

    "Working in a "looped" mode - when it runs out of space, it starts overwriting from the beginning." This would require some sort of modified/custom filesystem. Seems quite ambitious. "And the "looped-overwriting" does not touch the other files present on the drive." This would be magic. How could it possibly do that? The firmware would need to keep track of all the contents and intervene with every io write.

    1. Re:Suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From the comments on TFA: "Christof S. said...

      The Trick is the controler. The controler thinks, that there are actually 5gigs available and puts data to the storage. The file table is stored in the controler. So the controler puts data to the storage as long as he thinks there is enough space. But in the storage the real data is just written as long as there is acutal space (Let's say 128MB) if there is more data than that it just gets lost.

      April 7, 2011 2:58 AM"
       

    2. Re:Suspicious by Mprx · · Score: 1

      How many ordinary computer users reformat new external HDs when they buy them? They come preformatted, and I expect the space faking firmware only works with the exact filesystem the drive was sold with. That makes the programming much easier.

    3. Re:Suspicious by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its not difficult, I actually created just such a setup due to a bug in the code I was using to access a FAT based SD card attached to a Arudino. Mine was not intentional, but the effect was the same. The FAT structure stayed intact perfectly, the data itself was completely mangled by whatever was written last.

      Funny thing is, I'd not attempt to do something like this intentionally, it seems rather hard to manage, yet I can say without a doubt that an off by 1 error in my code caused practically the exact same result unintentionally.

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    4. Re:Suspicious by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

      And how did it manage to play the end of an avi or mpeg file or whatever it was, without the header?

    5. Re:Suspicious by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I wondered that myself. I mean, if you were encoding to it, it would work because you'd rewrite those blocks with the length information at the end, but that won't work if you're just copying files. It would take a fairly intelligent controller to result in something playable....

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    6. Re:Suspicious by hey! · · Score: 2

      Ambitious? It depends. If you're a manufacturing firm that makes flash drives, it might be very easy to make this modification. When you're set up to be able to give a low-ball quote to manufacture something quickly, you're also pretty well set up to make a cheap counterfeit of the same thing, whether or not you actually get the contract.

      A few years back there were reports of counterfeit Li-ion cells and batteries when the production was shifted to China from Japan. Even where batteries continue to be made in Japan, there are pretty convincing Chinese made knock-offs. One of the tell-tale signs are Kanji characters (traditional Chinese characters used in Japanese writing) that are replaced with their simplified counterparts used in China today. Clearly these are made by companies in the business of making these kinds of batteries and cells, but the counterfeits may lack many of the redundant safety features that allow you to carry your phone or camera in your pocket without risk.

      It would be quite easy for a flash drive manufacturer to make a drive with 128MB that reports as 500G. The looping business may have something to do with how they performed that particular trick (e.g. mapping the same sector multiple times). Then all you need is a friend in the company that produces the Samsung disk enclosures, and you've got a pretty sweet scam. Remember, this is the country that fed its own infants with melamine laced formula. A country with no effective business regulation and a government allergic to bad news is a paradise for a slick operator.

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    7. Re:Suspicious by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Flash media is stupidly easy to set to looped overwriting, it can be done in the firmware without even breaking a sweat. Actually there was a case not too long ago where new firmwares were released for a variety of SSD's for that exact issue.

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    8. Re:Suspicious by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      One of the comments on the article says he has seen a similar controller chip before, used in a vehicle black-box. It writes data to flash, looping over when it reaches the end - that way it'll never run out of space, and in the event of a crash severe enough to cut the power the flash will contain the logs of the time immediatly prior. I suppose it's plausible that such a chip exists that would also present the data as apparently a simple file on a FAT filesystem, in order to make it easier for the programmers getting data on or off. Then all it needs is for some dodgy trader to get his hand on a crate of those cheap and realise that cheap blackbox chip plus cheap USB memory stick equals fake but expensive SSD.

    9. Re:Suspicious by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And how did it manage to play the end of an avi or mpeg file or whatever it was, without the header?

      Exactly what I was wondering. I could see the controller saying that the whole file copied, but only the first X KB of the file are playable, but the "last X KB" doesn't fly.

    10. Re:Suspicious by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > And how did it manage to play the end of an avi or mpeg file or whatever it was, without the header?

      $ split -d -b 5M amovie.mpeg
      $ mplayer-mt xNN # last part

      with mpeg it works.

      avi is a different container (whose advantages i never bumped into) so it won't work. Possibly, using mplayer -forceidx option.

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    11. Re:Suspicious by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      With some file formats, like mpeg, it works. You can just cut a few mb out of an mpeg file and play it, it will work just fine.

    12. Re:Suspicious by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If it was an MPEG then it is possible because you can figure it out from context, but if it was in an AVI container or similar then it is not possible, even though a container format should make it MORE possible and not less, because AVI is festering dog snot.

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  12. MP3 players, too. by olsmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a friend that ordered a dirt cheap 4 gig MP3 player from some outfit in Hong Kong. He got it, and plugged it in, and it dutifully reported it had 4 gig of free space. As he started loading it up, it kept locking everything up after about 2 gig. Turns out, it only had 2 gig of memory, but was doctored to report it had 4 when queried.

    1. Re:MP3 players, too. by JonySuede · · Score: 2

      I got this too but I got eBay to ban the seller and paypal to refund me using pictures and data sheet of the offending chips, sadly he came back the day after under another name.

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    2. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a quite common trick for USB-sticks which works in those cases where people don' t actually use the full size of the memorystick. For a MP3 player it is less common because people fill their players to the last byte.

    3. Re:MP3 players, too. by Machtyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a buyer on eBay, I've been screwed. As a seller on eBay I've been raped. I no longer use eBay.

    4. Re:MP3 players, too. by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      Likewise... I'd love to hear of any alternative though. I have a pile of crap to sell, and Ebay makes it so painful that I've not bothered to do it for months!

      Any good alternative that is used in Europe and UK as well?

    5. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had it with a 16GB micro SSD card from eBay. Returned it with a bad rating and the seller was upset with me, claiming it was his supplier.

      You can't tell a customer that it's "Fully tested" and not notice a 16GB chip only holding 2GB data.

      Hey, at least I got my money back... but the seller (and presumably his supplier) are still in business!

    6. Re:MP3 players, too. by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      I stopped trying to sell it, now I donate it to a charity. In the states, charity donations are tax deduction for the current value. I net somewhat less than I would've sold it for, but with a lot less hassle.

      It has a hidden bonus too. Usually when I sell crap on eBay, I see crap on eBay that I want to buy with my new found riches. When I donate to a charity, I don't recognize the proceeds until I do my taxes, and that gets deposited into a savings account. So overall, I end up with more money and less crap this way.

    7. Re:MP3 players, too. by guspasho · · Score: 2

      Craigslist. It has its drawbacks but it's dead simple.

    8. Re:MP3 players, too. by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should clarify that donations to charity are a tax deduction under certain circumstances. I happen to qualify, but not everyone does.

    9. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a fairly effective system for getting rid of stuff I don't want.

      If it's worth a good amount of money, or is an in-demand item, I set it locally on Kijiji (buyer picks up, cash only).

      If it's not worth much or is in low demand, I first post on Facebook to see if any Friends/Family want it. Next I offer it for free on Kijiji (buyer picks up).

      If it doesn't sell or no one wants it, I either donate it to one of the local thrift/charities around here, or I recycle/toss it.

    10. Re:MP3 players, too. by BertieBaggio · · Score: 2

      Likewise... I'd love to hear of any alternative though. I have a pile of crap to sell, and Ebay makes it so painful that I've not bothered to do it for months!

      Any good alternative that is used in Europe and UK as well?

      UK - Gumtree*

      *Owned by eBay :(

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    11. Re:MP3 players, too. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming what you mean by "under certain circumstances" is that you have to itemize, which means it's only worth doing if you already have enough deductions to exceed the standard deduction.

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    12. Re:MP3 players, too. by dealmaster00 · · Score: 1

      forums.anandtech.com - I use their for sale/for trade forum. Everything I list there I have sold. No fees make it even better (except for paypal).

    13. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kijiji in Canada. Also owned by eBay :\

    14. Re:MP3 players, too. by black6host · · Score: 1

      Good method of making sure that things that can be used are given a chance to be used.

      Here in the US, and the UK as well it appears, there is a network called Freecycle http://www.freecycle.org/ where people can offer up stuff they have but don't need so it doesn't end up in the landfill. You can ask, for an item, as well although those that only take and never offer are frowned upon.

    15. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yard sale.

    16. Re:MP3 players, too. by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I've also had TurboTax cap the deduction. I didn't investigate though, as it wasn't much of a difference.

    17. Re:MP3 players, too. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      As a seller on eBay I've been raped.

      Why didn't you ask for cash when you "delivered the merchandise"... :-)

    18. Re:MP3 players, too. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Probably just copied the FAT table from a larger drive onto it.

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    19. Re:MP3 players, too. by Macrat · · Score: 1

      I got this too but I got eBay to ban the seller and paypal to refund me using pictures and data sheet of the offending chips, sadly he came back the day after under another name.

      The scammers operate under multiple accounts.

      Most of eBay should be considered a scam.

    20. Re:MP3 players, too. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      That got you +4 Insightful. For +5 Informative, where do you go that is more trustworthy, instead?

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    21. Re:MP3 players, too. by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      In the absence of choice, I remain abstinent. Seriously, though, I just don't use ebay. If I find something I like that happens to be at ebay, I do background research on the seller, find their online store and purchase from there. All my computer equipment comes from Newegg. Just about everything else comes from Amazon. I recently purchased a metal detector from KellyCo, their ebay name is/was Aardvark. I had to buy a replacement converter brick for my Dell laptop, I discovered the seller on ebay had a B&M in my town (odd), so I dropped into the store and picked it up. I don't always get the rock-bottom prices, but I usually end up with free shipping and a serviceable warranty. If I sell, I put it on Craigslist. If it is particularly valuable, I don't mind traveling to nearby cities. The last item(s) I sold on ebay were sniped by some guy. He paid, I shipped, he claimed his account was hacked. My items were unrecoverable after the sale (WoW time cards if you must know), so I was out $300.

    22. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a human, I've been scammed by other humans. I no longer trust them, or myself.

    23. Re:MP3 players, too. by TMW2N · · Score: 1

      there's ebid. a friend is doing a lot of selling on there, and hasnt had any issues. or if she has, she hasn't whined at me about them the same way she did with ebay.

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    24. Re:MP3 players, too. by hitmark · · Score: 1

      I do wonder if dealexteme and similar is as risky. Not that i have ever bought anything from ebay, the offers just seemed too good.

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    25. Re:MP3 players, too. by turing_m · · Score: 1

      If you only buy from people with lots of feedback (e.g. 100+), 99+% feedback, browse their feedback history, and read the item description thoroughly, what's the risk?

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    26. Re:MP3 players, too. by Larryish · · Score: 0

      As a living being, I've been screwed.

      As a living being, I've been raped.

      I am going to fucking KILL MYSELF!!!11

      THE WORLD MUST UNDERSTAND!!!1

      IF EVRYTHING DOESN'T BECOME PERFECT IMMEDIATELY I AM GOING TO HAVE A TANTRUM!!!!11

      What do you mean, caveat emptor? Is that some sort of wierd Mexican talk?

    27. Re:MP3 players, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly why I have never put my own body up for sale on eBay. It's not just scientists looking for test subjects on there. There are some sickos on the interwebs.

  13. similar by calin2k · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine bought an usb flash drive of 128GB wich in reality was only 4GB. They rewrite the firmware in the controller to be whatever you want it to be.

  14. ATP by blair1q · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is reason 1 why your average corporation has a mini-corporation inside it that does nothing but accept packages and perform testing on their contents to be sure that requirements are being met. Doesn't matter if it's a blade server or a box of pencils. Sleaze is an industry. So is acceptance testing. But if you do it right it doesn't just prevent fraud, it increases your reliability a ton, as it keeps you from stuffing parts that are merely statistical DOA.

    (Reason 2 is that without that layer, there's no tracking of who got what, and embezzlement is an industry too.)

    1. Re:ATP by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Heh... No kidding there. (Esp. the Embezzlement part.)

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    2. Re:ATP by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      well said

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    3. Re:ATP by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also the reason why corporations are reluctant to switch suppliers and don't do lowest-price shopping as much as you might think they should.

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    4. Re:ATP by blair1q · · Score: 2

      If they're government contractors they are required to shop around. If they don't they can go to jail (yes, jail, just for buying the more expensive of two acceptable parts). They're not required to buy garbage, though. And really, if I was paying a purchasing department and they weren't continually improving my cost basis, I'd be pissed off. So if there's anyone not shopping around it's because management isn't doing its job.

    5. Re:ATP by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wish I hadn't commented earlier because I have mod points and you would definitely get one from me.

      A large portion of purchasing is the trust aspect. Most of my job is Continuous Improvement and Quality Assurance. I work with new and existing vendors constantly trying to improve our products profitability and believe me the last thing you want is a flaky vendor who will not stand behind their product. A good example I have is a label vendor we had formerly used. Two years ago we decided to revamp the look of one of our lines of hand tools and chose to use a vendor we had been using for over a decade with no real problems due to their price and the performance of their sample labels in our application during testing. Almost immediately after receiving the first batch the labels began to fall off our products. Their first excuse was that during testing the tools we tested on had a different diameter handle then what production had. That was true, but subsequent testing showed the labels coming off irregardless or diameter. Next they blamed the finish, stating that it must have changed - it hadn't. And so on and so forth. Finally this past winter they said they would no longer accept any complaints about their labels nor would reimburse us for failing to adhere. In the meantime this is going on the salesperson for the vendor would directly contact the marketing department over these and other projects after being told expressly numerous times not to do so. they would also constantly be late with deliveries and any promises they gave could not be taken seriously. In the end we decided to pull all of the labels they produced for us from them. Even if they provided the labels for free the amount of time spent dealing with them and their performance did not make it worth while.

      In the end, it's about total cost. Not just the actual price of the product but customer service and time spent dealing with issues as they arise is a huge factor. It reminds me of an old saying which has been attributed to John Ruskin: "It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money — that is all. When you pay too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do."

      --
      I call it 'The Aristocrats'
    6. Re:ATP by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't go to jail for buying the more expensive part. You just have to get three quotes. If you don't go with the cheapest you have to explain yourself. You go to jail for not even bothering to find out if there is a cheaper part. Seems fair to me, if it's someone else's money.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  15. new ouput device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the first hardware-accelerated /dev/null device.

  16. The enormous 256 GB USB keys are sold here! by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

    If you go in Qio Jiang Lu in Shanghai, you can purchase a dozen of this kind of things. The most funny one is the famous 256 GB USB key sold for like 10 bucks on the street. Of course, if that USB key can even be recognized by your computer, and hold few MB, you are lucky. Tourists would blindly buy it, because they think that everything is so cheap in here! When we see those sellers, we just smile.

  17. Re:Magical American Computer News Site by dstyle5 · · Score: 2

    Your friend must be new to that computer news site then.

  18. I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Someone bought an uber ThinkPad running WinXP with 2GB RAM and 160GB HD (keep in mind this was mid 2000s) only to find out that it was a cleverly disguised box running Win98 with 64MB RAM and 40GB HD. There was enough alterations done to the Windows UI to indicate it was intentional deception.

    The lesson to be learn (and always kept in mind) "If it sounds too good to be true, it can't be true."

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    ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
    1. Re:I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah... the lesson I took away from it is: FUCK CHINA. FUCK THEM UP THEIR LYING ASSES!

      Also, lameness filter is lame.

    3. Re:I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      I did a similar thing back in grade school. I figured out that on the old Apple Macintosh LCII's, after you formatted a floppy disk, you could manually set the reported capacity to whatever you wanted and the system would see it at that size until you attempted to write more than the disk could hold. I told a friend about this and he started buying 3.5" floppies off of me for $5 a piece and selling them to our classmates as "MACorvettes" for $10-$20. He got caught and got suspended. I denied everything and enjoyed my cash.

    4. Re:I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh while we're playing that game, I've always wanted to ask you guys: Do you think you'll ever be capable of operating in the real world or is that fantasy where everyone thinks like you super persistent?

    5. Re:I've heard about this, only it was a laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's horrifying that someone would even dare to suggest that someone bragging about purposefully deceiving other people for their own profit is anything short of inhuman. Do you work on Wall Street by any chance? If not, you may want to give it a shot. You'll fit right in! I hear the pay is great too; perfect for those vacations to poverty stricken Thailand where you can order a prostitute for your own sexual enjoyment.

  19. data recorder by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Informative

    These devices aren't even made specifically for this hack. These are common data recorders for weather stations, EDR's for autos, etc. The genius here was probably more in the acquisition of the case and label.

    1. Re:data recorder by mugnyte · · Score: 1
    2. Re:data recorder by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I don't think the device described by the article could be a data logger. What it describes is something that looks like a 500 GiB USB mass storage device. To be able to put a file on it, there would have to be a file system (probably FAT32).

      The design of the device would have to take into account how the file system is structured to avoid completely destroying its structure whenever an addressing wraparound occurred. The interesting question is whether the device actually understands the structure of the file system put on it, or whether it just has some simple address mapping rules that make FAT32 sort of work.

    3. Re:data recorder by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If the flash controller thought that the chip held 500 GB, the address bus would be large enough but it's quite probable that the flash chip soldered onto it would just completely ignore the highest bits of the data address. Looping would occur as a natural side-effect. The main thing I'm puzzled over is how you'd avoid overwriting sector 0 (which stores the FAT) when you loop over.

    4. Re:data recorder by archen · · Score: 2

      offset + $reported_size % $real_size

    5. Re:data recorder by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      That would require a custom firmware. This looks like a kludgy hack that just happens to have the looping effect, but I'm still wondering how it happened to avoid overwriting the FAT. Maybe there's a special bit that you have to set to overwrite sector 0 or the flash chip will just report a write error, which would cause the controller to skip over it.

    6. Re:data recorder by Jonner · · Score: 1

      The main thing I'm puzzled over is how you'd avoid overwriting sector 0 (which stores the FAT) when you loop over.

      Yes, that's exactly what I'm wondering about. Does the device know where the FATs (or other file system structures) are? Will writing to a particular file only overwrite its own contents, or possible that of other files?
      My guess is that it's only designed for a single partition with a FAT file system and it is designed so that the addresses likely used for FATs (near the beginning of the partition, though some sectors after the beginning of the partition and certainly occupying many 512 byte sectors) will not be overwritten by writes to high addresses. That would allow the file system to remain more or less intact, but the contents of files and subdirectories could be overwritten at any time by a write to any file or subdirectory.

    7. Re:data recorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can purchase lots of defective disks off of e-bay for pennies of their original sale value.

      This is the problem with the Chinese Miracle, it's all a scam. : - x

    8. Re:data recorder by paradigm82 · · Score: 1
      There are several ways to approach the problem. I have three suggestions of which I think the last is the one that is most probably employed by this device.

      1) One possibility is that the USB device 'cheated' and installed a custom device driver when plugged in. Such a device driver could intercept file system calls (sitting a file system filter if on Windows) and could pull off the feat. One problem is that a unique device driver would be required for each platform, at least if the platform is to display the behavior described when writing the file.

      2) A more full solution would instead involve the device interpreting the file system structures written by the operating system. It would tell the operating system it was a 500Gig device and the o/s would put a 500G file system on it. However, the device would interpret the file system structures so that it could understand which files were stored where and hence being able to detect the writing of big files and - when it wanted to cycle back upon the beginning of the file - start redirecting write requests to the trailing sectors, so that they would be written to where the beginning of the file is. Such a solution is definitely possible and doesn't require a device driver. But it is file system dependent and probably quite complex to implement. For FAT32 it is probably doable, for NTFS it is probably impractical. Given the large (claimed) size of the device the user would likely format with NTFS. For this reason, I think this is unlikely to be the method employed.

      3) A much simpler and probably more likely solution is the following: When the device detects a series of sequential writes that goes beyond the actual capacity of the drive, it simply starts redirecting those writes to the sectors written in the beginning (or, near the beginning) of the current sequential write series. This solution would not be specific to a given o/s or file system, but is dependent on the o/s handling copying large files through sequential writes - or almost sequential, depending on how much logic is put into the detection routine of the device (for instance it could be tolerant to intermittent writes to the file system structures as long as it saw continued sequentiality etc.). The hacker could have analyzed the writing patterns of common operating and file systems to come up with a simple algorithm that would work most all the time.

      However, the solution might run into trouble in case of fragmented drives, but given that the purpose is just to convince a potential customer and that such a demonstration would likely take place on a freshly formatted drive, this shortcoming is probably irrelevant.

    9. Re:data recorder by paradigm82 · · Score: 1

      By the way the concern is not limited to sector 0 that's just the boot sector - the FAT table and root directory structure occupies several sectors (for FAT32 one 4b entry is required per claimed sector on device just for the FAT table and there's a spare copy as I recall).

    10. Re:data recorder by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      No, this is on par for such devices. There is little to no file system mgmt for field devices or EDRs. Just write and write. The file table is always apart from the circular memory. The amount of capacity to report is a known hack performed long ago for USB memory sticks. This is the same thing in a different package. This is probably all one chip.

      You can buy your own (some come with the circular write as an option) and although the capacity is probably truthful, you can put it in a hard drive case and sell it to all the fools you can find.

    11. Re:data recorder by Jonner · · Score: 1

      So, how would you copy a movie to one of the data loggers you mention? AFAICT, those are all much more specialized devices designed to log temperature or other specific readings, not store multiple-gigabyte blobs.

    12. Re:data recorder by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1
      it's 128MB. The first 64MBchip is addressed correctly, the second one is mapped into the rest of the 500GB (I.e. responds to the low-significant bits no matter what happens on the high end of the address bus). The FAT and the root directory end up in the first 64MB. Large data files end up "up there somehwhere".

      It ain't exactly rocket science.

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      We're all born with nothing.
      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
    13. Re:data recorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of broken stuff on ebay to buy REALLY REALLY cheap. Mark it up by half of the real product and you should be golden. A $10 broken 2TB drive to you now sells for $50. You just made more than half and still saved the consumer money!

    14. Re:data recorder by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      That explains it.

  20. I've receive similar trickery by EkriirkE · · Score: 3, Informative

    I bought a 2GB micro SD off ebay for cheap, received it and it reported the size correctly, except when it got past 32MB (yes megabytes) i got IO errors. Turns out, the FAT table was written as 2GB on a 32MB card. Writing zeroes then reformatting revealed only 32MB partition onward.

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    from 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    to 45 2F 6E 40 3C DF 10 71 4E 41 DF AA 25 7D 31 3F
    1. Re:I've receive similar trickery by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      And that's why I will always buy new from an actual store rather than buy someone's used crap off of ebay.

    2. Re:I've receive similar trickery by meloneg · · Score: 2

      Actually, I expect that used crap on eBay is more reliable than new crap on eBay. The bulk scammers are usually very eager to stress how this is a new, unopened, brand-name product.

    3. Re:I've receive similar trickery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fell for the same deal with a Chinese seller on eBay with a 16GB thumb drive that was cheap, but not alarmingly cheap. Turned out to be 2GB And with Chinese rechargeable AA batteries that were supposed to be 1500mAh but were really like 800mAh or less. So yes it took me two lessons, and about $40 wasted, but now I will never buy anything from a Chinese-based seller on eBay.

      I wonder what percentage of the stuff from Chinese based sellers on eBay is fraudulent. I seriously think it could be 80% or higher. eBay shoudl have a cigarette style warning label for all of these transactions...."Before you click realize there is a 9 in 10 chance you are being scammed."

    4. Re:I've receive similar trickery by Weedhopper · · Score: 2

      In complete agreement. As someone who sells/trades on eBay for obscure parts, so long as you're dealing with individuals, you're fine. When you start dealing with eBay companies that are selling NIB stuff is when you start getting junk.

      That said, I would never buy HDs off of eBay.

    5. Re:I've receive similar trickery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the feedback mechanism is for, though you have to be careful with batteries simce most people have no idea about testing if a battery is any good or not. Always look at the negative feedback, and make sure several people have left good feedback for the item you are buying.

  21. Explaination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...And it reported everything correctly — file sizes and all!"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAT32#File_Allocation_Table

    1. Re:Explaination? by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. The file size information is stored on tables (usually at the beginning of a partition) on most filesystems - So, as long as the table is stored ok, the actual file contents have nothing to do with the file size, names reported.

  22. Easiest way to spot something like this by JDevers · · Score: 1

    Samsung generally doesn't have obvious typos on the front face of its products, eg. "Compiant" instead of compliant , "fie fon" ???, and of course it is hard for an external drive to be USB, SATA, and PATA all at once...especially since it obviously doesn't have SATA or PATA connectors. The last one MIGHT have been excusable since they COULD be referencing the drive itself instead of the device as a whole, but I can't imagine them doing that.

    1. Re:Easiest way to spot something like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thats fine if you are a native English speaker and well versed in current tech standards but maybe your average Russian might not be able to tell the difference.

  23. You want to know something else funny or clever by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not terribly funny. A little clever. Simple fraud is the most accurate.

    Think of it in these terms - the "firmware" of these devices is like a financial statement created by Bernie Madoff. The "storage area" is the actual wealth reported on the paperwork.

    Why is "fake storage" fraud any funnier than financial fraud. Hey, how about a "funny" story about some discount pharmaceuticals?

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    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    1. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Not terribly funny. A little clever. Simple fraud is the most accurate.

      Think of it in these terms - the "firmware" of these devices is like a financial statement created by Bernie Madoff. The "storage area" is the actual wealth reported on the paperwork.

      Why is "fake storage" fraud any funnier than financial fraud. Hey, how about a "funny" story about some discount pharmaceuticals?

      It's funny because it's happening in China and China is about as capitalist as a country can get, despite the title, it is expected. Further, the ingenuity of people in China to fake things like this is quite impressive. Bernie Madoff only intended to do his scam on a small scale, problem was, Wall Street was so impressed and sent so many rich suckers his way he couldn't say 'No!' and it grew beyond his wildest dreams (why he never planned an escape hatch is beyond me, but who says criminals are smart or forward thinking?) Without greed there would be so little crime.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not terribly funny. A little clever. Simple fraud is the most accurate.

      Think of it in these terms - the "firmware" of these devices is like a financial statement created by Bernie Madoff. The "storage area" is the actual wealth reported on the paperwork.

      Why is "fake storage" fraud any funnier than financial fraud. Hey, how about a "funny" story about some discount pharmaceuticals?

      It's funny because it's happening in China and China is about as capitalist as a country can get, despite the title, it is expected.

      Really? The People's Republic of China, communist in name and fascist in practice, is "about as capitalist as a country can get"? You don't even have to look further for a legitimately capitalist country than Taiwan, and their stuff is perfectly reliable.

    3. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by Jonner · · Score: 1

      It's funny how many people are suckered by something like this. Unlike Madoff's scheme or fake pharmaceuticals, this doesn't have the potential to cause great bodily or financial harm.

    4. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      Really? The People's Republic of China, communist in name and fascist in practice, is "about as capitalist as a country can get"?

      Yup, absolutely. You're pretty well uninformed about either China or capitalism if you don't recognize this. The fact that their government is communist in name and fascist in practice does nothing to counter the fact that it is one of the most fundamentally capitalist nations in the world. I suspect you might be confusing "nation" with "government" if this seems at all contradictory to you.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    5. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by swalve · · Score: 1

      No, he's right. "Capitalism" has been redefined to mean "anything I don't like." Just like "liberal" and "commie" before it.

    6. Re:You want to know something else funny or clever by O(+inf) · · Score: 0

      There's nothing contradictory between fascism and capitalism. China is both in large proportions.

  24. Happened to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago I was in shenzen and thought I had an incredible deal on some USB flash drives.

    Of course I asked to test some, the seller allowed me to write some small files which worked. Since the overall size was correct I assumed that they were fine.

    I blew almost $500 buying them. I'm embarrassed so that's why I'm posting as an a/c.

    1. Re:Happened to me... by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      What were you expecting, and what did you get? #s, please.

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      from 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
      to 45 2F 6E 40 3C DF 10 71 4E 41 DF AA 25 7D 31 3F
  25. Not so new with USB sticks by larppaxyz · · Score: 1

    I saw USB sticks like this years ago. They were labeled for multi gigabyte storage, but in reality they just were small 128MB sticks formatted to bigger sizes. You can easily try this yourself with little hacking. However, i have never heard about fake hard drives :)

    1. Re:Not so new with USB sticks by guspasho · · Score: 1

      I had one of these too. Back when 2GB sticks were high-end I found one on eBay for an insanely low price. Guess what? It was really 32 MB. It appeared that I could write 2GB of data on it but I could never read more than 32MB when I tried, everything else was corrupt. I assumed it was a virus and not a doctored partition table. The seller refunded me and claimed it was his supplier's fault.

    2. Re:Not so new with USB sticks by larppaxyz · · Score: 1

      Cool part is, it actually works if you just use it to transfer few MS Word documents.

    3. Re:Not so new with USB sticks by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2

      Transferring MS Word documents is not, and has never been, cool.

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  26. WO-media by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    The Chinese are within 128MB of creating perfect write-only media.

  27. They've been doing that with MP3 players for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a so-called chi-pod (chinese ipod knockoff) from ebay several years ago. It was advertised as 8Gb, and I got it for around $20. It had the same problem -- if I tried to store too much on it, I started getting disk errors. I tried reformatting several times, but no joy.

    The fine folks at mympx.org came to my rescue then. Using their tools, I discovered that my "8Gb" mp3 player was really a 2Gb mp3 player that had been low-level hacked to report 8Gb. After I reformatted it (again, using their tools, because fdisk and mkfs wouldn't work properly) it worked just fine as a 2Gb player.

    I reported this to the ebay seller, who claimed that it was his supplier's fault, not his. He refunded $8 of my price and I left no feedback.

    Still and all, $12 for an mp3 player that can also do videos wasn't bad. I'm still using it, in fact.

  28. WARN not WORM storage by jurgen · · Score: 4, Funny

    You've heard of WORM (write once read many), now we have WARN (write
    always, read never).

    :j

  29. Good to know. by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    Good to know. I'll be sure to double-check my storage in future, before I trust any of my data to it.

    Interestingly, the standard read/write tests won't identify this as a fraud, because they read back the data just after they've written it. You'd need something more like,

    1. Seed random number generator with X
    2. Write pseudorandom sequence to fill drive
    3. Reseed random number generator with X
    4. Read back file, comparing against simultaneously-generated values

    That'll catch this sort of thing.

    1. Re:Good to know. by BertieBaggio · · Score: 1

      Or just write a file the size of the drive and then do an MD5 hash of it?

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      If all you have is a grenade, pretty soon every problem looks like a foxhole -- MightyYar
    2. Re:Good to know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, take an existing large file, copy it to the device, copy it back to you PC, and compare.

    3. Re:Good to know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to know. I'll be sure to double-check my storage in future, before I trust any of my data to it.

      Interestingly, the standard read/write tests won't identify this as a fraud, because they read back the data just after they've written it. You'd need something more like,

      1. Seed random number generator with X
      2. Write pseudorandom sequence to fill drive
      3. Reseed random number generator with X
      4. Read back file, comparing against simultaneously-generated values

      That'll catch this sort of thing.

      In other words, for the block device /dev/sfoo,

      head -c 32 /dev/random > seed
      devsize=`stat -c%s /dev/sfoo`
      openssl rand -rand seed $devsize > /dev/sfoo
      mkfifo randfifo
      openssl rand -rand seed $devsize > randfifo
      cmp randfifo /dev/sfoo

    4. Re:Good to know. by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      Nice.

    5. Re:Good to know. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      dd if=/dev/urandom of=testdata count=(sizeofdrive)
      dd if=testdata of=/dev/(dodgydrive)
      md5sum testdata /dev/(dodgydrive)

      Easy.

    6. Re:Good to know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tool already exists to check for this kind of crap.

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=H2testw

    7. Re:Good to know. by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1
      Hmmm ...

      # stat -c%s /dev/sdc
      0
      # stat -c%s /dev/sdc1
      0

      # fdisk -l /dev/sdb
      Disk /dev/sdb: 160.0 GB, 160041885696 bytes
      255 heads, 63 sectors/track, 19457 cylinders, total 312581808 sectors
      Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
      Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
      I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
      Disk identifier: 0x0cf60cf5

      Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
      /dev/sdb1 * 63 312560639 156280288+ 7 HPFS/NTFS

  30. Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    When the seller is not looking for repeat customers, they will do anything they can get away with. You see it tourist spots where they sell shoddy goods to the tourists. The proverbial user car salesmen do high pressure sales and scams because most of them are not looking for repeat customers. And your local grocery store is working on wafer thin margins. Still it would gladly refund the cost of a bag of chips if you go back and tell them "The bag of chips I bought yesterday was no good, it was stale" just on your word.

    When there is not much of repeat custom, sometimes a trusted third party would certify the goods as good. Only when trust develops between buyer and seller the economy would flourish. Can I explain the important role played by that federal bureaucrat who defines the difference between tomato sauce and tomato ketchup to a tea partier in 30 seconds? No way. Well, that would off topic here too.

    I saw several anti-Chinese racist comments in that link. I am very sure there are anti-American racist comments in Chinese sites ranting against Standard & Poor granting top AAA ratings to CDOs structured by cows. It is not the race, it is just commerce. In Chapter 13, Nice Guys Finish First, in the book The Selfish Gene, Richard Dawkins gives a very nice theory of the development of trust and altruism purely based on self interest.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Ehhhh....
      Tomato sauce = pureed tomatoes
      Tomato ketchup = pureed tomatoes + brown sugar + vinegar + onion powder + corn syrup

      Can i have a that federal bureaucrats job now? I did it in 15 seconds.

      Summary: You're an idiot.

    2. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      The GP wasn't saying he needed 30 seconds to define the difference. He needed more than 30 seconds to explain the role of the person doing that definition to someone who needs things explained in simple terms.

      But don't be sad. You hit the straw man right on and it is completely demolished :)

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      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
    3. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by mangu · · Score: 1

      The GP wasn't saying he needed 30 seconds to define the difference. He needed more than 30 seconds to explain the role of the person doing that definition to someone who needs things explained in simple terms.

      No, he needed more than 30 seconds to explain why we need to pay thousands to the government to do badly what Consumer Reports does for $26.

    4. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by mangu · · Score: 1

      Only when trust develops between buyer and seller the economy would flourish. Can I explain the important role played by that federal bureaucrat who defines the difference between tomato sauce and tomato ketchup to a tea partier in 30 seconds?

      Please, try, because I cannot see why that role could be important.

      If it's a question of life or death, or some other irreparable damage of great consequence being caused, then I agree that some regulation by government could be needed.

      However, if it's petty fraud, like this Chinese HD, it's up to the local police to handle. If a tourist falls prey to that kind of swindle and has no intention to go back there, too bad for him, it's suckers like that who let crooks profit.

      When trust is needed between seller and buyer, it's up to them both to build that trust. There are specialized corporations for that, no government intervention is needed.

    5. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Tea Partier and I still don't understand why somebody has to define that. Just put the fucking ingredients on the label and we can tell what's what.

    6. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. when I go to the store, I always check the label to make sure the ingredients in my ketchup don't start with feces and semen.

    7. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't have a clue either. But I'm just hoping we're going to get the explanation :)

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      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
    8. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Tea Partier

      And there's your problem. Everything you say after that is invalid, since only retards can't see past the bullshit of the Tea Party. Yes, I'm serious, and yes, you're retarded.

    9. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by swalve · · Score: 2

      CR is terrible at their job. Collecting surveys and touting the conventional brand name wisdom is not research.

    10. Re:Caveat Emptor and Xenophobia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I've always got the number to the local Bureau Veritas in my back pocket whenever I find myself in a third world marketplace.

      Oh man, I just got jipped 100 bucks on this stupid Chinese hard-drive! Although I'm in a foreign land, I'm no sucker! Time to order up a round of conformity assessments from good ol' Bureau Veritas and stick it to the 11 year old who sold it to me!

      There wasn't a single word, concept, or idea in your post that had even a modicum amount of value in stating.

  31. If something sounds too good to be true.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If something sounds too good to be true, it usually isn't.

  32. Question is by NEDHead · · Score: 2

    Are those the customer's nuts inside?

  33. This is really just... by jurgen · · Score: 1

    This is really just the logical continuation of our throw-away consume society. Yes, the shop that made this "drive" is committing fraud, but it's just a small step further than most consumer products made by big companies today. Like DVD players that come with firmware that's so buggy that they basically don't work (like one Sony model I bought some years ago) or cellphones that crash 20% of the time when a call comes in (like all 4 of the Nokia 1616s I recently bought).

    More and more the products we buy don't really work, or work just long enough that we don't notice how broken they are before we buy the next one because the fashion (or technology) has moved on.

    These Chinese con men are really just embracing the highest credo of modern capitalism... profit above product. Can you blame them?

    :j

    1. Re:This is really just... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      More power to them. If something is too good to be true, it probably is. The vast majority of fraud and scams are where the victim thought he was going to be getting an awesome deal and its their own greed that traps them.

    2. Re:This is really just... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...it's just a small step further than most consumer products made by big companies today.

      Agreed. I just went down a list of the products I've bought in the past year, and if you ignore DVDs and books, the percentage that have worked correctly for more than a week is somewhere around zero.

      USB flash drive watch (ThinkGeek): broke after four days. When the replacement arrived, the flash drive was halfway pulled apart, the glue that held it together having apparently failed. This tells me that it probably failed QA testing (somebody had to have tried to open it or else it would not have been hanging halfway out), but got shipped to me in spite of that. Yikes.

      USB keychain drive from Kingston: the part that held it on my keychain broke after four or five months. Replacement drive with substantially inferior case: the part that held it on my keychain broke after four days.

      USB keychain drive from Lacie (XtremKey): the wire part that held it onto my keychain broke after less than a week, and has subsequently been replaced by a hand-crimped steel cord from Home Depot. Details in my Amazon review.

      Konica Minolta color laser printer: needs a technician to recalibrate it right out of the box because the fuser isn't fusing properly on card stock.

      Eyeglasses arrived from the manufacturer with a scratch across the middle of one lens.

      Bought complete series DVD collections for Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. Went through seven SG-1 sets in a row. Ended up taking advantage of Amazon shipping out replacements before you return the product so that I could combine four different sets just to get one single set without any unreadable discs. The discs in the factory-sealed package looked like they had been placed in gravel and spun rapidly. Pics or it didn't happen. Then, I had the same problem with the Stargate Atlantis series collection, but I only had to combine two or three sets to get one working set.

      And the list goes on. So yeah, I hear you. The only difference between the Chinese knock offs and the worst American products are that the worst American products at least ostensibly work for a couple of days before they don't. Usually. And this is what happens when consumers don't care about product quality.

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    3. Re:This is really just... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Bought complete series DVD collections for Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. Went through seven SG-1 sets in a row. Ended up taking advantage of Amazon shipping out replacements before you return the product so that I could combine four different sets just to get one single set without any unreadable discs. The discs in the factory-sealed package looked like they had been placed in gravel and spun rapidly. Pics or it didn't happen. Then, I had the same problem with the Stargate Atlantis series collection, but I only had to combine two or three sets to get one working set.

      I got to admire your patience. I would have asked for a refund and hit the torrents after the second set. Or actually since I'm in Europe I'm usually on the torrents first, several of the box sets I bought could be empty and I'd never know. Which might explain a few things...

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    4. Re:This is really just... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Gah, yeah. I stopped buying CDs and DVDs a number of years ago because of how often they were damaged like that. This was coincidentally about the same time the music and movie industry started complaining they were losing money due to piracy. I don't know that that's not true, but I remain skeptical for obvious reasons. If I've stopped buying your product because it's so shitty I won't risk spending money on it even if I'm not downloading it, what chance did you really have?

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    5. Re:This is really just... by klui · · Score: 1

      Products made in China.

    6. Re:This is really just... by swalve · · Score: 2

      My problem is that you CAN'T buy quality any more. The $100 DVD player is no better than the $15 one. The $100 cellphone is no better than the free one. A $50,000 automobile is no more reliable than a $10,000 one. Hell, even some of the professional gear is just shit with a better warranty.

    7. Re:This is really just... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Get a haircut!

    8. Re:This is really just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only surprising thing from your post is that you actually tried to put a USB thumbdrive on your keychain!

      A keychain is a very dangerous place!
      I always thought that those "keychain" holes were more of a lanyard hole, like for people wearing them.

      And dvds? of course dvds will get scratched! why do you think everyone went digital oh about 10 years ago now!!!

    9. Re:This is really just... by adolf · · Score: 1

      I've been using a Sandisk Cruzer Micro on my keychain for about five years*. It just hangs there, all bunched up with the myriad of other stuff on my keychain, hanging from the carabiner on my belt loop by nothing more than a small split ring.

      It works fine.

      It fell off once (it was later returned): The failure was not of the housing, but of the split ring, which got stretched/opened up as I was loading up a heavy box full of batteries for work. It now has a heavier split ring.

      It's pretty well beat up, all scarred and ugly and covered in brass that has rubbed off of the keys next to it, but it doesn't seem to care.

      They don't make them like this anymore.

      *: Five years, more or less. At some point during that period, I upgraded from it from 2GB to 8GB.

    10. Re:This is really just... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The whole point of carrying a drive with you is to have it with you. If it's not attached to something like my keys, it will end up on the ground somewhere with 100% certainty.

      As for the DVDs, I'm fine with them getting scratched over time. I'm not fine with getting a brand new box of 55 DVDs and finding that 13 of them are unreadable. That's just incompetent.

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    11. Re:This is really just... by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Given that the quality control problems with those DVDs have been ongoing for several years, and given that the first three DVD sets (locally at Fry's) hadn't been sitting on their shelf for two or three years, I think it's safe to say that MGM must know about the quality control problems and simply chooses to ignore them. My guess is that they're counting on people buying these sets and not having time to watch all 55 DVDs before the return window closes.

      So the way I figure it, I'm sticking it to the man by using a laptop to verify all the discs quickly and then returning sets until I actually get a good one. By returning 6 sets, I figure MGM lost money on my purchase even by the most conservative estimates. If enough people did that, maybe MGM would think twice before using a fly-by-night DVD fabrication plant in the future.

      So yeah, it was inconvenient, but I figure it's the least I can do to improve things. And it looks like it worked. After I sent them a very detailed analysis of the issue, Amazon pulled the product entirely.

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  34. WOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a write-only memory (WOM).
    There is also a Wikipedia article about it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Write-only_memory /M

  35. Calgon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Calgon, ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"

  36. WOM by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    It dont see a scam here, the USB stick was just set to write-only!

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  37. Why stop at 500GB? by Slutticus · · Score: 1

    Why not market it as a 500TB drive with an INSANELY LOW PRICE!!!!!

    1. Re:Why stop at 500GB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because while people have a surprising ability to overlook contrary evidence when they're blinded by a bargain they think they're going to get, there has to be *some* minimal plausibility. Anyone who knows anything about computers would know that a "500 TB" hard drive is a couple of orders of magnitude bigger than any remotely credible manufacturer has ever claimed to date, and therefore completely and blatantly fake.

      (Less computer savvy people would probably mistake it for a 500GB model anyway).

      OTOH, 500 GB is only moderately-sized by modern standards and totally mainstream, and it might just be in the realm of possibility (if you want to believe it's genuine badly enough) that you might be getting one very, very cheap.

  38. Erm Excuse me? by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    Aren't all hard drives made in china anyway? :0)

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  39. Off-brand MP3 players do this, too by kriston · · Score: 1

    Off-brand MP3 players do this, too.
    The "manufacturer" puts in a memory module of 1/2 or 1/5 the size it says on the box and they disable "media full" errors which results in the looping effect that the drive in the article had.

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  40. You can never know what you pick up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cursed bag of holding?

  41. Kingston 32GB by tnn_dk · · Score: 1

    I was in India/Delhi in the summer and was in need of a thumb drive, so brought a '32GB Kingston' with the proper emballage as seen before. These guys made the same trick with the FAT table, just a 64MB flash drive formatted as 32GB. It also just kept working as a /dev/null source whenever you wrote somewith beyond 64MB. I should've known better and it was dirt cheap - but fun experience figuring out the hack they made. :)

  42. Easily "amazed" by X3J11 · · Score: 1

    A Russian friend of mine has posted this absolutely amazing story.

    These people are easily amazed.

  43. Yuengling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yuengling - one of the finest beers in the bud-light-piss country, if not the finest.

    1. Re:Yuengling by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      It was by far the cheapest in the bar I frequented in the states as well ($2,50 vs $4,00), so at first I ignored it.

  44. Still going strong I see... by iMouse · · Score: 2

    I got my hands on a 64GB "Sony" flash drive given to me by a student who bought it on e-bay and kept losing data on it. Since the largest drive I had ever seen was 16GB at the time, I was curious how a 64GB just popped out of the woodwork. Turns out, the maximum capacity was 128MB, however, the file system reported 64GB on Windows, Mac OS and Linux.

    When writing data to the drive, Windows would allow the drive to loop and continually overwrite itself while the Mac OS and Linux boxes would hit the 128MB limit and start throwing I/O errors.

    This was about 2 years ago...good to see they're still at it and have expanded into the SSD arena. /sarcasm

  45. Gyroscopic effect? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    This would be way to easy to spot if you pick it up when is powered up. Unless it's being sold as a SSD, there will be a noticeable gyroscopic effect when you pick up the drive and change the angle you are holding it in relation to the floor. At the end of TFA it even states that the salesman saved data to the drive. I'm sorry, but anyone who would not notice this when testing it at the store deserves to be ripped off.

    1. Re:Gyroscopic effect? by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      How about the plain weird moment of inertia when it isn't powered up. Any IT person should hopefully notice the difference between a fairly uniformly distributed mass and two nuts.

    2. Re:Gyroscopic effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you'd have no worries about putting your foot in your mouth for claiming to have detected gyroscopic anomalies in what might turn out to be a legitimate product. Or his foot for that matter, when he does Karate on you because you scared away customers.

    3. Re:Gyroscopic effect? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you'd have no worries about putting your foot in your mouth for claiming to have detected gyroscopic anomalies in what might turn out to be a legitimate product.

      Abnormalities? It's there or it isn't and it's rather easy to detect, even by one as brilliant as yourself. If it's not there, then there is not spinning disk inside the case and it's not a legitimate spinning drive.

      Or his foot for that matter, when he does Karate on you because you scared away customers.

      This was China dip shit. Karate is from Japan. I know because I'm a second Dan in Shotokan. And seriously, not everyone in Asia "knows Karate".

  46. Never do business with Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Never, ever, under any circumstances, do business with Chinese. They cannot be trusted, and this story illustrates why.

    They are lying, deceitful and untrustworthy, and think everything can be done for free or cheap, or by outright conning people.

    Posting AC because I'm a senior manager at a Chinese-owned company and I have seen all of their shit firsthand. And yes, I'm trying to leave, because I don't approve of it.

    1. Re:Never do business with Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what do I do? Buy my Chinese-manufactured goods from a US retailer at twice the price? Sure, then they absorb the scam risk, but if they're making money, seems their losses must be less than that... so I buy lots of stuff from dealextreme and kaidomain, knowing that it'll sometimes be a ripoff, and alerting others when an SKU is bad or confirming that it's real. And I've been cheated >5% of the time, so, i'd say my strategy of cautious dealing is working fine.

  47. 128MB Flash? by billstewart · · Score: 2

    Wow - finding 128 MB Flash drives is pretty tough these days! He must have gotten some really cheap leftovers.

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  48. Cow-orker bought a brick VCR by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the 80s, one of my cow-orkers bought a VCR "off the back of a truck" in New York. It was really a VCR case with a brick in it.

    These days when I've had bricked electronics, it just means that the firmware has gotten too hosed to boot, but this was genuine brick.

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    1. Re:Cow-orker bought a brick VCR by arkenian · · Score: 0

      finger slip, posting to undo mod. Thought this was funny and somehow slipped to 'overrated'.

    2. Re:Cow-orker bought a brick VCR by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      When we did a school trip to Prague (from Germany), a classmate of mine met one of those "hey, want to buy a cheap VCR?" guys. It was already evening and dark, the guy showed something which LOOKED very much like a VCR from a box, my classmate bought it (for what would be something like $20 today), and later on found out it was just a VCR-sized piece of wood with some printed paper depicting the front/top of a VCR glued to it. Thank god alcohol was cheap in Prague back then, so we all just had a good laugh.

    3. Re:Cow-orker bought a brick VCR by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Not many years later, a cow-orker of mine bought a "DVD player" off a truck under nearly identical circumstances. Except in his case he decided it was such a good deal, he bought two! And thus received two bricks.

  49. BOFH by bp2179 · · Score: 2

    The Bastard Operator From Hell is going to be pissed that he didn't think of this.

  50. Chinese disks, Russian baseball bats by billstewart · · Score: 1

    If he bought it from a store nearby, you'd think the store would worry about him showing up and insisting on his money back plus some extra for his trouble.

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  51. Moore's law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those nuts probably cost more than the flash drive.

  52. It's sorta like Chinese food... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

    ...an hour later, you're always hungry again!

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  53. What is with all the China bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are cons everywhere and not just China.

    1. Re:What is with all the China bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that, everywhere else, the con artist goes to jail. In China, they only go to jail if they try googling for Tiananmen square.

    2. Re:What is with all the China bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded. This is one of the most racist discussions I've ever seen on Slashdot. Good job, guys, you disgust me.

    3. Re:What is with all the China bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demonstrably untrue.

  54. I also avoid Ninfendo by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Samsung generally doesn't have obvious typos on the front face of its products, eg. "Compiant" instead of compliant , "fie fon" ???, and of course it is hard for an external drive to be USB, SATA, and PATA all at once...especially since it obviously doesn't have SATA or PATA connectors. The last one MIGHT have been excusable since they COULD be referencing the drive itself instead of the device as a whole, but I can't imagine them doing that.

    At the local computer swap meet I also avoid the game cartridges labeled Ninfendo. :-)

  55. Funny history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something like that happened to my brother, he bought like five "8GB" flash drives for cheap, like 3 or 4 years ago, they worked fine... that is, if they had less than 512MB of data written on them, after that they started to crap themselves and damage all the files, which, of course were all still there, with the correct sizes being shown.

  56. Satisfying the Victim/Customer, Chinese Style by bindlestiff · · Score: 1

    I got my education on this issue early on, in the 80's. I was running a popular BBS and had a boner for one of those new-fangled ripping-fast 1200 baud modems. I just knew my life would be better if I could get one, but couldn't afford the prices. Then I went to a computer show and saw it in its plain white box: a Genuine "Hi-Fidelity" brand 1200 baud internal modem for no more than 80 or 90 bucks. Well Now! I went home that night and slipped it into an ISA slot on my Wells-American 12MHz '286 and It Worked! I was thrilled, until I started trying to tie it into the BBS software. Everything ran without a complaint, until it was time for the modem to actually behave as it was being told to do; setting for auto-answer, how many rings to wait before answering, setting a particular baud rate, anything of that sort that went beyond ATDT or ATA (dial a number or answer a call) just didn't seem to be working out.

    I stayed up for hours into the night trying to figure out what I could possibly be doing wrong, issuing Hayes commands from a terminal, seeing them accepted and tearing my hair out while the system acted as if I had done none of the "right" things to make everything work. Around 2 or 3am with the beer and my patience running out, I sat down in front of the terminal and typed "ATFUCKYOU" and hit . The damnable thing answered back "OK" and I realized I had been had.

    It would answer "OK" to -any- string as long as it had an AT in front of it. Us round-eye devils wanted Hayes command set compatibility and they'd give it to us... on their terms, and run away with the money. It was an expensive (in 1984 or so dollars) lesson in the psychology of Chinese technology vendors that I have never forgotten. Don't trust them, don't trust even what you see unless you can confirm it all the way to the end of the test chain, and then don't assume the next one out of the box is going to act anything like the one you just tested.

  57. Websites? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Imagine if that happened to a web server. You'd post so much content and then suddenly you get garbage without warning. It's a good thing the alert techies at slashd;'~ &f{' k, * - ~ ^ . [ ~

  58. Stop, you are making me miss China! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I lived in China for several years. This doesn't even make the top ten of scams there. Westerners always fall for them because it just doesn't occur to us that anyone would be so petty or short-sighted or whatever. The world is full of people who will spend $100 to trick you out of your $200. But China is really the only place on earth where people will spend $10,000 to scam you out of $10,000.01.

    Some examples:

    * Black sesame seeds that are actually white sesame seeds that have been painted black.

    * Dogs that have had their hair cut to look like cats (or was it the other way around? I forget.)

    * Cherries that are actually plums that have been painted to look like cherries. I mean, how cheap does labor have to be before you can make a spread on painting plums?

    * and my favorite: fake eggs: eggs where someone made a tiny hole, drained out the egg, refilled it with something that feels like an egg when you shake it, and then fill the hole back in carefully. Again, you have to picture that somewhere in Jiangxi there is a gradeschool full of kids making fake eggs for $0.17/day.

    If you ever wanted evidence that Kant was incorrect, and that what we call "morality" is a cultural phenomenon, just spend a few years in Chinese contract law.
     
    Also - to be clear - I am not saying that Chinese are immoral - it is just that their morality is very different from that of the west. They have an equally long list of things that they respect that Westerners don't understand or care about.

    1. Re:Stop, you are making me miss China! by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      There's a Chinese-made movie called "Cala, my dog!" in which the protagonist buys a dog with black spots and later realizes the spots were just black paint.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cala,_My_Dog!

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  59. It's a National Semiconductor Write Only Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The product is NOT defective - it's a modern implementation of National's Write Only Memory chip. See this link at http://www.national.com/rap/Story/WOMorigin.html

  60. The Chinese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My friend said they're still trying to figure out how did the Chinese do that."
    Isn't that kind of racist? Are they saying they are surprised because Chinese people have less technical abilities than other people? If it was from Japan they wouldn't question their ability to make this device. But China, a country with more people than Europe, it's unfathomable.

    1. Re:The Chinese? by O(+inf) · · Score: 1

      The device is made by Chinese. The guy doesn't quite understand how it actually works. So he is trying to figure out how the Chinese did that.

      But, of course, if you go looking for racism, you will always find it.

    2. Re:The Chinese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be racist, but it is the case.

      If you've seen '300,' asians(JP) are like Sparta, and asians(ZH) are the incompetent hordes seeking only domination without excellence.

  61. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia... its all backwards... but in a terrible way.

  62. Fighter Jets? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    Does this guy sell stealth fighters too? I bought a solar-powered cellphone charger on eBay from China. Let it sit in sunlight for a day and it charged up an iPhone maybe 2% when it's suppose to do 100%. Took it apart and found a battery tinyer than a AAA. Left negative feedback and was done.

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  63. Infinite DVR security cam storage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet, Plug this into a dvr with a camera, and it will be like the digital equivilent of keeping the same tape in your old security camera every day

  64. Re:Bit by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1
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  65. World Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent two years backpacking around the world - a one way trip. Here are some of the surprising fakes I noticed:

    Rechargeable batteries ... 3000maH AA rechargeables in a small store in Vietnam.. featherweight.. you have to be suspicious.

    Digital cameras.. supposedly they piece together real parts with fake ones. I couldn't verify this one.

    Knock-off cell phones - again it's fake batteries.
    I took a chance on this one and my dual-sim knock-off is still hanging in 2 years later... but with a genuine battery.

    I saw the full extent of the fake usb memory keys in Delhi.
    Not just a formatting trick.. some of these are mass-manufactured hardware hacks!

    China has fakes of everything.. Shoes ( will last 3 weeks), Jackets ( Gore-tex!! NOT!!! Better to buy the one without the fake Gore-tex layer which just flakes apart after a month).

    Nepal was big on fake hiking gear. You'd be surprised at a backpack's ability to fall apart at the most inopportune times!

    I'm starting to feel nostalgic!

  66. Ideas how this was implemented by paradigm82 · · Score: 1

    First, the thing about playing the file with the header missing: It is perfectly possible that the device wouldn't cycle to the beginning of the file, but instead to some point a bit into the file, allowing for the header to be included. Most movie players probably would happily play the file if the header was intact even if there was a jump in the frames. It's interesting to ponder how the author went about implementing this. A USB disk is a block device so it isn't aware of the concept of files - all it receives are requests for reading individual sectors. There are several ways to approach the problem. I have three suggestions of which I think the last is the one that is most probably employed by this device. 1) One possibility is that the USB device 'cheated' and installed a custom device driver when plugged in. Such a device driver could intercept file system calls (sitting a file system filter if on Windows) and could pull off the feat. One problem is that a unique device driver would be required for each platform, at least if the platform is to display the behavior described when writing the file. 1) A more full solution would instead involve the device interpreting the file system structures written by the operating system. It would tell the operating system it was a 500Gig device and the o/s would put a 500G file system on it. However, the device would interpret the file system structures so that it could understand which files were stored where and hence being able to detect the writing of big files and - when it wanted to cycle back upon the beginning of the file - start redirecting write requests to the trailing sectors, so that they would be written to where the beginning of the file is. Such a solution is definitely possible and doesn't require a device driver. But it is file system dependent and probably quite complex to implement. For FAT32 it is probably doable, for NTFS it is probably impractical. Given the large (claimed) size of the device the user would likely format with NTFS. For this reason, I think this is unlikely to be the method employed. 3) A much simpler and probably more likely solution is the following: When the device detects a series of sequential writes that goes beyond the actual capacity of the drive, it simply starts redirecting those writes to the sectors written in the beginning (or, near the beginning) of the current sequential write series. This solution would not be specific to a given o/s or file system, but is dependent on the o/s handling copying large files through sequential writes - or almost sequential, depending on how much logic is put into the detection routine of the device (for instance it could be tolerant to intermittent writes to the file system structures as long as it saw continued sequentiality etc.). The hacker could have analyzed the writing patterns of common operating and file systems to come up with a simple algorithm that would work most all the time. However, the solution might run into trouble in case of fragmented drives, but given that the purpose is just to convince a potential customer and that such a demonstration would likely take place on a freshly formatted drive, this shortcoming is probably irrelevant.

  67. Same old story by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Same old story - when you try to get something for nothing, you often get nothing for something.

  68. beowulf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  69. Look at the bright side by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Power consumption and heat are negligible, and it's probably way more resistant to being dropped than one of those stupid non-magical hard drives. And all for a just a tiny reduction in capacity! I want 10!

  70. The mainland Chinese are... by benjfowler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    compulsive liars, cheats and thieves who will do absolutely anything to win. And it's ingrained behaviour that will never change. Even 200 years ago, British traders knew very well that the Chinese simply couldn't be trusted.

    Which is why when the West declines and the Chinese rule the world, we're all fucked.

    1. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your claiming the West isn't run by compulsive lairs, cheats and thieves who will do absolutely anything to win?
      That's a bit of stretch, don't you think?
      British traders did rather bad things to China 200 years ago last time I checked.

    2. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the difference between China and Wall Street would be...?

    3. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by benjfowler · · Score: 0

      The Chinese have no morals at all, so they use all these old white-guilt canards to justify their extremely immoral actions. Nobody believes Communist Party propaganda. Not the Chinese people, or the round-eyed barbarians either.

    4. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      That the spivs on Wall Street stand a chance of doing hard time. The murderous fascists in Beijing aren't even accountable to God.

    5. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Same goes for American corporations and political parties--only they have elevated it to a form of art. Greed is a human failing, not a Chinese one.

    6. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mainland Chinese are compulsive liars, cheats and thieves who will do absolutely anything to win.

      What to do? Over the past few hundred years, the bloody Chinese had to deal with: Compulsary humiliating hairstyle (the pigtail), cheap opium from British traders, Cultural revolution, forced re-education, 1 child policy, 1 party policy, etc. Poor mainlanders that got left behind had to get nasty to survive.

      Damn glad my forefathers escaped when they could (I count at least 3 "infusions" of mainlanders in my family tree)

    7. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by a_hanso · · Score: 1

      It's kind of harsh to say that the mainland Chinese are *immoral*.

      My experience has been that they haven't really developed the concept of doing something on the basis of principle, rather than on a basis of utility. For instance, they would do the bare minimum to legally fulfill their part of the development contract and then say "OK we're done" without thinking long term (which is another way of saying 'thinking in terms of principle').

      Being the country that developed government bureaucracies and the concept of official documents centuries ago, and also had some traditional sense of honor, I can only wonder whether this is a recent thing, since the introduction of communism. I recall someone pointing out that the Cultural Revolution actually wiped out a lot of their traditional culture.

    8. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the hell is this blatantly racist comment modded up? I'm sure all mainland Chinese are like that, and no "mainland Americans" are compulsive liars, cheats or thieves.

    9. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse: that this is one of the most racist comments I've read on slashdot or the fact that I agree with it and the +5 rating?

    10. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chung_Kuo_(novel_series)

      Reviews of the original eight-book series praised its scope and detailed worldbuilding, comparing it to Frank Herbert's Dune series, James Clavell's Shgun and Isaac Asimov's Foundation series. The Washington Post declared the series was “one of the masterpieces of the decade”. However, in 1990, the New York Times felt that Wingrove's vision of a Chinese-dominated future was unlikely and “ungrounded in historical process”[4].

    11. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Chinese" is a nationality. It is not a race. You can't have racism when race isn't involved.

    12. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Racism Batman!

    13. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhhmm, seriously racist, counterfactual (actually, non-factual, just shitty insinuation) comment gets modded up to Score:4, Interesting: what is wrong with you people.

    14. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridiculously racist comment gets modded up to 4 Insightful? Wow.

      Welcome to the real world, enjoy your stay.

    15. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      compulsive liars, cheats and thieves who will do absolutely anything to win. And it's ingrained behaviour that will never change. Even 200 years ago, British traders knew very well that the Chinese simply couldn't be trusted.

      Which is why when the West declines and the Chinese rule the world, we're all fucked.

      Why hello Mr. Edgy Racist.

    16. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Hermanas · · Score: 1

      The only reason I can see why your post is modded +4 Interesting, is that it's interesting to see that even intellectuals can still be amazingly racist.

      What some traders do in the Western world is comparably underhanded and profit-driven, the only difference is that they fear prosecution more than small Chinese traders who sell their products to the Western world (and basically have very little chance of being caught).

      That the Chinese are either inherently or culturally liars, cheats and thieves (more so than a Western person in a similar situation) is as of yet a very much unproven conjecture.

    17. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Confusador · · Score: 2

      Not that you're wrong, but Microsoft, Comcast, AT&T, and Goldman Sachs are all American - Western - companies. There are liars and thieves everywhere, we're already fucked, and you should be careful who you do business with no matter where they are from.

    18. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_11?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=foreign+mud&sprefix=foreign+mud

      You might like to read Foreign Mud by Maurice Collis

      Regards
      George Emsden

    19. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      Racism racism racism *fingers in ears* RACISM RACISM la la la la I CAN'T HEAR YOU RACISM RACISM RABBLE RABBLE

    20. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Brits could be trusted more? West has fucked over pretty much eveybody as they have ruled the world.

      They have rarely respected local laws, but have simply taken by force whatever they wanted. They used biological warfare to kill of natives from new lands they settled (Americas, Australia) and then just plain stole the land from remaining people. Then got rich by selling the land itself (which didn't even belong to them) and it's resources. They trafficed opium to China and responded with war when chinese thought otherwise. Not once, but twice and the list goes on and on.

      In all fairness, the West should be fucked. Maybe they have to learn to respect other cultures the hard way.

    21. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not generalize. I live in China for a long time, and I see there are plenty of good trusting people here in China.

      And those British "opium" traders were horrible barbarians, they caused many great pain to Chinese people.

    22. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your racism has a tinge of bizarre Religious fundamentalism too?
      Well, good to see that this place which is ostensibly about rational reasonable discourse is now no better than some fucked up conspiracy/racist insinuations site.

      This, and the support of this BULLSHIT (you glossed over the parts where actual crimes, human rights violations [before they were known as such] committed against the people you are putting into a neat an tidy little racist package with a nice "Religious" bow on top, and no one "went to jail").

      You sound ignorant, foolish, minimalistic, and simplify what are complex issues down to "easy answers" -- anyone bearing "easy answers", should be looked at skeptically.

      Too bad few are actually thinking on what you "edgily" tell us (asserted assumptions and... racist implications; no, this is not about "them" having made themselves "victims" who I "feel sorry for"... I feel sorry for your self-righteous ignorance, and what it says about this community.

    23. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhhh, are you meaning race as in some idealized Victorian conception of race... because yeah, no one is a race (more diversity between two white americans than a black and white person); BUT that doesn't change the VERY real HISTORY of the Racism (ie. your "assertion" of who is or is not a race, and the "borders" that were drawn up on who is which "race").... so there very much IS race involved; your *and op's racism is not "actually" racism, yeah, right.

      So just because White/Black American aren't of "different" races, they have different shared histories, and, people have IMPOSED a race upon them.

      So just because the "race of biology" isn't different, people (like you, and the OP have IMPOSED a "Me/Them" dichotomy UPON them... leaving us with; y'all are being shitty, racist, foolish, ignorant, and an-historical. Piss off with your insinuations and failure to examine historical realities.
      You just HAPPEN to single out a group which has been treated as a "race" all through the imperialist history which you beautifully glossed over.

      Go back to Free Republic, or whichever hovel you arose from; your genuous blathering is vitally needed over there, there is a shortage of people not understanding racism in the world!
      Spread your ignorance out.

    24. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      Sounds like some Chinese Communist has a massive hate-on for the Brits.

      Well, it's pretty hard to respect other 'cultures' (if you consider the moral squalor, oppression and violence that the Chinese Communist Party has visited upon it's own people -- and soon, the world, a "culture"), when those cultures seek to repeat the same mistakes the West and others have done so over history. We like to think that we now know better, and know we can do better. But the Commies don't give a stuff about morals, people, the environment, ANYTHING.

      I think the triumph of Chinese "culture" (really, Communist Party hegemony), will be a massive disaster for the world.

    25. Re:The mainland Chinese are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Casual racism LOls! All Chinese are cheating scum and we should bomb them! Team America - Team Truthiness - Fuck, Yeah!

  71. Write Only Memory - WOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in 1979, as an April Fool joke, some engineers at Signetics put together a complete data sheet for a WOM chip, which could be used in such applications as post-delivery data analysis of nuclear explosions when embedded in the warhead, infinite computer data storage, etc. This they then published in one of the major engineering magazines of the time, something like EDN. I still have a copy of it that I send around to my EE friends from time to time for a chuckle. It is starting to sound like someone actually built the chip... ;-)

  72. The Nuts by Warwick+Allison · · Score: 2

    Never mind the lost files... what about the Chinese heavy machinery being made with two less nuts than spec..

  73. Old News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old news. Saw this on Facebook 22 hours ago.

  74. The point? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Was it THAT Much cheaper to go thru all that trouble just to make a few bucks?

    Real drives are not that expensive to begin with, i cant see why it would have been worth it.

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  75. Seen this a few times before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guy at work purchased several "Hi-Capacity" flash drives from chinese sources and each one was way below the spec it claimed to be ie 32GB was approx 3.2GB and i saw the same phenomenon. I suspected that the flash controller chips were reprogrammed to report larger capacities.

  76. Room Mate Had Something Like That by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    My room mate had a hard drive go bad on her in a matter that sounds similar. She was going to format over the drive, but had trouble doing so. First I heard about it, some friends she'd brought in to help her with it thought I was some sort of super-hacker because no matter what they did they couldn't format the drive. So I go check it out and it would allow me to format it and write files to it, and some files would even show up, but as soon as we rebooted the drive was right back to the way it was. After a good bit of troubleshooting I determined that there was something wrong with the write head electronics, and that what we were seeing was actually the drive's internal cache being updated. But it never could actually write the changes we were trying to make to disk. The read heads were fine, so whatever was on the drive was essentially carved-in-stone, except that the drive thought you could still change it and would pretend it was doing so.

    It sounds like this device was acting as a big cache for a much larger non-existent space.

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  77. Well... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    Drobos do something a bit similar: they report a 16 terabyte NTFS filesystem -- regardless of what disks are actually in them.

    As soon as you hit the 90% real capacity mark it starts throttling your write speed. The closer to full it goes, the more it throttles. Net result is that you'll never succeed in actually filling it up to the last byte.

    The difference, of course, is that this is documented behaviour. As soon as you replace one of the disks with a larger one it'll rebuild and resize the array and unthrottle your writespeed.

    All in all, a very funky way of doing things, with the one downside that it can take quite a long time to mount a "16 terabyte" NTFS drive :-)

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  78. Not news by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    These kinds of drives have been around for a very long time. Welcome to the world of yesterday!

  79. news? by luther349 · · Score: 1

    choina has been putting out fakes forever. before the days of ebay it was to sucker the amarcan turrest. but with ebay they can sucker them all over the world without ever leaving there home. why you never buy from a chinise seller. of course the sad part everything comes from china these days even the real items.

  80. Chinese Products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can never ever have a honest 1st generation friend unless you are also a Chinese. They are clanish and closed society. Only 3rd generation American Chinese onwards could be trusted as they become assimilated into the American culture and are not totally clanish. US corporations gave away tax payer paid R&D developed product designs to China and we are now paying a price for it - unemployment. GOP has brought us back to the 1800.

  81. Bah. The usual bunch of xenophobia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is just disgusting. There are tricksters and criminals all over the place. Possibly more where the struggle to stay afloat is harder, but even that is an unproven conjecture.

    Enron, anyone?

  82. How about fake rice and fake eggs? by PapayaSF · · Score: 2

    "Anything" doesn't seem to be an exaggeration: how low do you have to be to produce fake rice from plastic and fake chicken eggs from chemicals?

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    1. Re:How about fake rice and fake eggs? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Or to use a poison filler in baby formula.

  83. Disposal by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How do you dispose of an infinite monkey array after you upgrade anyway? Can you just drop them off at Best Buy's recycling kiosk?

    Yes, they were rather short on Geek Squad help buy now you'll find you can get a response almost instantly. I wouldn't complain too loudly if they don't fix your problem though, as the splattered wall on the other side of the complaint desk can attest to.

    And if so, did you video tape it?

    Pretty much any video tape of a Best Buy on Black Friday will give you the same raw material.

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  84. intentionally misrepresented notebooks by DEmmons · · Score: 1

    saw an ad for a "MacBook Air" with an atom processor and Windows XP recently here in the Philippines recently. all the other specs were clearly the same for a low-end generic netbook as well, but the shell looked very much like the MacBook Air. These, along with the myriad "iPhones" that run heavily modified and broken forms of Android, and other intentionally deceptive gadgets are invariably from China.

  85. Trust the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was once warned to never trust the Chinese...by a person who was himself Chinese.

  86. Now by Trogre · · Score: 0

    Can we please stop sending manufacturing to China? Let them deal with their own economy, instead of screwing our own.

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  87. Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flash drive sizes have been misrepresented for a long time. This is not new, its just a misrepresented flash drive in a box. Sure, its got a little extra in its file reporting, but thats not difficult to achieve. If it was difficult it would be cheaper to just put a 500 gig disc in the box.

  88. Last Chinese purchase I made.. by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    I once bought a Mogwai off a Chinaman -- I don't even want to get into how that turned out.