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A Court's Weak Argument For Blocking IP Subpoenas

Frequent Slashdot contributor Bennett Haselton writes to point out some unfortunate holes in a judge's recent ruling that was largely welcomed 'round these parts: "A federal judge has ruled that a Canadian adult film producer cannot subpoena the identities of ISP users that were alleged to be sharing its copyrighted movies. Regardless of whether one supports the conclusion, the judge's reasoning was pretty weak. But the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place." Read on for the rest of Bennett's thoughts.

A federal judge has ruled that a Canadian adult film producer cannot subpoena the identities en masse of over 1,000 "John Doe" defendants whom the producers accused of sharing their films and violating their copyright. Quebec-based VPR Internationale had obtained the IP addresses of 1,017 users that they suspected of sharing their copyrighted films over the Internet, and wanted a federal court to sign off on subpoenaing the subscribers' identities from their ISPs.

Judge Harold Baker's ruling denying VPR's request has been lauded as a victory of judicial common sense against abuses of the legal system. Even though this will probably put me in the minority among self-described civil libertarians, I beg to disagree. First, because I don't think that subpoenaing a defendant's identity from a service provider constitutes an abuse of the legal system in and of itself. But more importantly, whether or not one agrees with the judge's decision, I think it contained plenty of logical errors, including a paragraph near the end which literally averaged about one error per sentence.

But back up for a second. Some of you are already thinking: What is a math major doing making legal criticisms of a ruling of a federal judge? So here's what I mean in each instance where I say that the judge made a "logical error": I mean that if you were to take the point made by the judge, and take the opposite point made by someone who disagreed, and you asked a group of experts (certainly if you asked a group of mathematicians, but probably even if you asked a group of lawyers) to read the two points and vote on which one was right, and you didn't tell them which position was the one taken by the judge — that most of the respondents would vote that the judge's position was incorrect.

Conversely, I'm always interested in hearing why people think I might be mistaken, if they say exactly what I've said that they think is incorrect, and why. In my most recent article, I offered a cash prize split between readers who submitted arguments that I was wrong (or, really, that my idea needed more work), and I enjoyed the responses so much that I ended up paying out more than the originally stated prize total. But if someone tries pulling rank and saying that I should defer to them on a legal question because they are a lawyer, law student, Supreme Court justice etc., here's the question I want them to answer: If we rounded up 10 lawyers to act as expert "voters," and showed each of them my argument and the heckler's counter-argument, and didn't tell the voters which argument was made by the math major and which one was made by the law school graduate, for whose argument would the majority vote? If the heckler won't explicitly make that claim, then there's no reason to take them seriously — because, obviously, if only 5 out of any given 10 lawyers would agree with their point, then why should we listen to the 5 who agree, instead of the other 5 who don't? (This does not apply if someone is making a bona fide argument — then the argument can be analyzed on its own terms. But if it's a good argument, the person shouldn't have to invoke their credentials to make it.)

Back to Judge Baker. His argument in support of his ruling begins on the second page, by rejecting the plaintiff's analogy between ISPs and car rental agencies:

VPR compares the Doe defendants' IP addresses to "records of who rented which car at a busy car rental agency, in that IP addresses are like cars "leased by subscribers. If a plaintiff was injured by a rental car, the plaintiff can discover the information on who leased the car from the agency by specifying the license plate of the offending vehicle and the date and time when the injury occurred. Without access to the agency's records, all the plaintiff has is the identity of the rental agency, but not who was driving the rental car." The comparison is not apt. The rental agency owns the car and is a potential defendant, so the adversarial process would yield the driver's information.

Huh? If you're injured by a rental car, how is the rental agency a "potential defendant"? Well, technically, anybody in the world is a "potential defendant" — you can put anyone's name on a lawsuit until a court shoots you down — but since that would make the phrase meaningless, presumably Judge Baker meant that the rental agency would be a legitimate potential defendant, one whom the accident victim would be justified in suing. So again: Huh? Why is a rental car agency liable for an accident caused by one of its renters? Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable — but not simply if their customer did something reckless over which they had no control (which would be analogous to an ISP subscriber committing a copyright infringement that the ISP didn't know about).

So, to translate that into vote-off terms as discussed above. What I mean is that if you took these two points:

  • "The analogy between an ISP and a rental car agency is inappropriate, because a plaintiff could sue the rental car agency in order to subpoena the identity of the renter that hit them, but a copyright owner could not do the same to an ISP." [Judge Baker's argument.]
  • "The statement that the analogy is inappropriate, makes no sense. In either situation, the plaintiff wants to sue a customer of a third-party company, when the third-party company itself is probably not liable. So in either case, the plaintiff can sue a 'John Doe' defendant, and subpoena the company for the customer's identity. One could argue that this should be permitted in both cases, or prohibited in both cases, but no reason has been given as to why they should be treated differently." [My argument.]

and asked lawyers or mathematicians to vote on which was more correct, and you didn't tell them which argument was made by a judge and which argument was made by a math major, that the second point would get more votes. (I certainly think that if you fibbed and told your respondents that the first argument was made by a defendant, and the second argument was made by a judge in rejecting the defendant's line of reasoning, that most people would vote, "The judge is right." That would be cheating — playing on people's tendency to believe that a judge's reasoning is usually superior — but I could point out that if respondents are really evaluating the two arguments objectively, then it shouldn't matter!)

I'm not going to convert every such disagreement highlighted here into the point-counterpoint format; I think in each case it should be non-controversial how the conversion would go.

To proceed: in claiming that subpoenaing a rental car agency for the identity of their customer is not analogous to subpoenaing an ISP for the identity of their subscriber, Judge Baker adds: "And such information is not necessarily confidential; accident reports and police records may also identify the driver." True, but what does this have to do with anything? The question is: given a certain probability that a company's customer is guilty, is it appropriate to let a plaintiff subpoena the customer's identity from that company? If some customers in similar situations have had their identities made public by other circumstances, the judge's ruling gives no reason why that should be relevant at all, in a situation where the customer's identity is not public.

Judge Baker then raises the point that the customers to whom the IP addresses were assigned might not be the actual infringers:

Moreover, VPR ignores the fact that IP subscribers are not necessarily copyright infringers. Carolyn Thompson writes in an MSNBC article of a raid by federal agents on a home that was linked to downloaded child pornography. The identity and location of the subscriber were provided by the ISP. The desktop computer, iPhones, and iPads of the homeowner and his wife were seized in the raid. Federal agents returned the equipment after determining that no one at the home had downloaded the illegal material. Agents eventually traced the downloads to a neighbor who had used multiple IP subscribers' Wi-Fi connections.

Well, true — the assignee of the IP address might not be the actual copyright infringer. But, more generally, being named as a defendant in a lawsuit does not mean that you're at fault anyway — that's what the trial is for. For a court to take a plaintiff's case against a given defendant seriously, they just have to believe that there is a reasonable probability of the plaintiff winning. If the VPR has a list of IP addresses of users sharing out their copyrighted material, it may be true that not literally all of those infringers are living in the household that the IP address has been assigned to — but what percentage of them probably are? 90% or more? In any other scenario, wouldn't that have been considered quite a "reasonable" likelihood that the plaintiff had a legitimate case against a defendant, and that the case should go forward so that more facts can be brought to light, with the expectation that those facts would move you to a higher degree of certainty about whether the defendant was in fact at fault?

On the same note, Judge Baker goes on to say:

"The list of IP addresses attached to VPR's complaint suggests, in at least some instances, a similar disconnect between IP subscriber and copyright infringer. The ISPs include a number of universities, such as Carnegie Mellon, Columbia, and the University of Minnesota, as well as corporations and utility companies."

But there is no reason to think that in the case of these entities, there would be any more "disconnect" between the actual infringer and the user on the network that the IP address had been assigned to. In fact, in the case of, say, a corporate network, it's more likely that an IP address would have been assigned by the IT department to a specific, trackable user, and not shared out on an unsecured Wi-Fi network where the IP could have been hi-jacked by a car parked on the street, a scenario that's probably more likely for a home network. I'm moderately confident that if you compared commercial home ISPs to corporations and looked at the percentage of times that the "user of record" for an IP address according to the logs was the same as the actual person using it, that percentage would be higher for a corporation than for an ISP serving home users. In any case, Judge Baker certainly gives no reason to expect that it would be lower.

Now here we get to the home stretch, the last paragraph on page 2, where I'm claiming almost one logical error or non sequitur per sentence:

  • "As VPR points out, ex parte motions for expedited discovery have been granted in similar cases in other districts; among the thousands of Does in those cases, relatively few motions to quash have been filed."

    I'm not even sure what Judge Baker is saying here, but given the context, it seems to be: The innocent John Does' only defense against abuse of the discovery process is to quash the subpoenas (basically, file a motion saying "I'm not guilty, so the plaintiff can't have my identity"), but that's been relatively rare, so we can't rely on that as a defense against abuses of the system. Of course, there could be a simpler explanation as to why it's rare: Perhaps a lot of the John Doe defendants thus named are, in fact, guilty! I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either. Come on — it's not that hard for a copyright holder to join a p2p network or find a Torrent tracker, and get a list of the IP address of a few users who are sharing or downloading their content illegally. Is it that hard to believe that most of the users on that list are probably doing what VPR said they were doing?
  • "In at least one case, counsel has sought leave to amend the complaint to add more Doe defendants. See Lightspeed Media Corp. v. Does 1 - 100, Case No. 1:10-cv-05604, d/e 16 (N.D. Ill.) (seeking leave to add Does 101 - 1000 as defendants)."

    Uh, OK. Plaintiff started with a list of 100 defendants, and then expanded it to 1,000. What does this have to do with the legitimacy, generally, of suing John Doe defendants and subpoenaing their identities?
  • "In Hard Drive Productions, Inc. v. Does 1 - 1000, counsel sought leave to dismiss more than 100 Doe defendants, stating that some of the Does had 'reached a mutually satisfactory resolution of their differences' with the plaintiff."

    Well, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do — try and settle out of court instead of bringing every single case before a judge. How does the fact that some plaintiffs settled make it less legitimate to sue John Doe defendants in the first place?
  • "Could expedited discovery be used to wrest quick settlements, even from people who have done nothing wrong? The embarrassment of public exposure might be too great, the legal system too daunting and expensive, for some to ask whether VPR has competent evidence to prove its case."

    Now these are actually all fair points. The logical error is that they apply to any lawsuit — Judge Baker makes no argument why these problems would be more pronounced in a lawsuit against 1,000 John Does.

    In fact, some of these problems would probably be less severe in the case of a lawsuit against 1,000 John Doe defendants than in the case of a lawsuit against a single, named defendant. If you're one of 1,000 people who is accused of illegally downloading an adult movie, then even if the plaintiff learns your identity, it's unlikely that your name is going to appear in any articles about the case — far less likely than if you're the only defendant in the lawsuit. And if, out of over 1,000 defendants, there are at least several dozen who decide to fight the case, they'd be more likely to be able to split the costs of hiring a good lawyer than if only one defendant was named who had to pay all the costs on their own. Both embarrassment and legal fees are less of a burden when you can share them with hundreds of other people.

Now, I'd be happy to live under a legal regime that reached either conclusion — it's not an egregious miscarriage of justice if plaintiffs are able to subpoena the identities of ISP subscribers who show a high probability of being guilty, but it's not an egregious miscarriage of justice if they aren't, either. I think we need more healthy skepticism about the reasoning that judges use to reach those conclusions.

The practice of "judge-bashing" is unfortunately associated in most people's minds with extremists, usually on the right wing, but my reason for being skeptical is simple and non-partisan. Suppose that you were take, say, an economic argument published by a prominent economist, and asked the public to identify what they thought were "mistakes" and submit counter-points to those specific points in the argument. Then, suppose for each such disagreement, you asked an independent panel of economists to vote on who was right without saying which was the point made by the economist and which was the counter-point made by the layperson. (I'm not talking about errors that the author would voluntarily correct once they were pointed out; rather, points where they "dig their heels in" and refuse to back down.) I think it would be quite rare to find a disagreement where the experts were split 50/50 on whether the economist or the layperson was right, and extremely rare to find cases where 80% of the experts voted with the layperson. By contrast, polling my lawyer buddies about this or that part of a judge's reasoning, the 50/50 splits are extremely common, and there were quite a few cases where the vast majority agreed that a judge's reasoning was wrong — but always with the same shrug that there's not much you can do about it.

220 comments

  1. I stopped reading... by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...after the first argument made, about the car rental agency. Anyone who has studied law knows that, at least in the US, the rental agency WOULD be a legitimate defendant. What if they leased the car to someone without a licence? They've essentially armed someone with a dangerous weapon. There are plenty of reasons like this that would make the agency potentially liable, and the law pretty much has it worked out. While nothing's perfect, this math major either needs to expand his expertise or to kindly be quiet.

    1. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Furthermore, rental agencies are known to under-maintain cars to save money (duh!). If the accident can be shown to have been caused by, or even simply aggravated by the lack of maintenance (eg: Steering is sloppy causing the driver to find it difficult to regain control of the automobile, resulting in an accident), the driver could be absolutely absolved of all guilt and the rental company held liable.

      And that's a LOGICAL next step, too. No clue why this guy's rant is on slashdot. What a doofus.

    2. Re:I stopped reading... by tater86 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you nailed it. The problem with his analysis of the analogy is that he doesn't seem to take into consideration the most important aspect of a legal decision, laws. ISP's aren't liable for the content of traffic from subscribers. I have no idea what laws would apply for car rental agencies, but I'm guessing it's not the DMCA.

    3. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I stopped at the exact same spot. This is one of the many reasons why you can't say "Well I know logic, so that must supersede someone who knows the law". He also made no attempt to actually break his argument down into actual logic statements, he just basically said "Here's the way I assume things to be, and here's the way I think they should be, and I think I'm really smart so I must be right". Upon a little further reflection, I'm pretty sure that statement is an accurate summary of every Bennet Haselton post ever.

    4. Re:I stopped reading... by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mr. Haselton can compress the least ideas into the most words of anyone I've ever seen.

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    5. Re:I stopped reading... by piripiri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      tl;dr

    6. Re:I stopped reading... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One huge difference is that a rental car can only be driven by one person at a time, and the rental company usually has you sign paperwork agreeing that you won't let anyone else drive it, or specifically stating who besides yourself will be driving the vehicle.

      An IP address can be used by scores of people simultaneously and to my knowledge ISPs don't require you to keep any particularly careful track of who uses your IP address (even if you secure the network, it'll certainly be used by any family members, and quite probably infrequently by friends/guests).

    7. Re:I stopped reading... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      They've essentially armed someone with a dangerous weapon. There are plenty of reasons like this that would make the agency potentially liable

      Seriously, from "you let THAT guy drive one of your cars?" to "you ignored WHAT warning light for HOW LONG?", there's a ton of reasons why a car rental company could be liable if their car injures someone.

      So I stopped reading there, because I can't imagine the rest of that tl;dr would have been less ignorant.

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    8. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, his picking apart of the judge's paragraph, sentence by sentence, is just plain wrong. It's alright to pick apart a paragraph to show false statements. However, examining each sentence out of context and saying the sentence has no legitimate argument is wrong. The paragraph needs to be examined as a whole to understand the arguments.

    9. Re:I stopped reading... by Golddess · · Score: 0
      While I too did not read the entire thing, if you'd finished reading that paragraph you'd have seen that the guy did address such issues.

      Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable — but not simply if their customer did something reckless over which they had no control (which would be analogous to an ISP subscriber committing a copyright infringement that the ISP didn't know about).

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    10. Re:I stopped reading... by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's also full of shit, not a lawyer, and attempting to imply legal analysis.

      This is just as bad as listening to legal analysis from Florian Mueller.

      This is a giant step in shooting down subpoena lottery, and they want it to be labeled as an error, a once in a lifetime thing, surely it won't happen again. Sounds nice, but reality is, that subpoenas are fairly regularly shot down, and this is hard evidence on the why part. That is a very strong argument.

    11. Re:I stopped reading... by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I didn't. The flaws continue:

      If the VPR has a list of IP addresses of users sharing out their copyrighted material, it may be true that not literally all of those infringers are living in the household that the IP address has been assigned to — but what percentage of them probably are? 90% or more?

      It seems to me the first problem is that you're just making up numbers. Where does 90% come from? Keep in mind that the question you're asking isn't the probability that some undifferentiated traffic comes from the account holder for an internet account, it's the probability that someone engaged in criminal or infringing activity would choose to piggy back on someone else's internet connection instead of using their own.

      It also seems like you're asking the question the wrong way. Suppose the chances are actually as high as you speculate: 90%. They're trying to subpoena some 1000 names. With that 10% error rate you can expect some 100 false results. In this single lawsuit. That seems like a high probability -- even a near certainty -- that the court would be wrongly turning over a substantial number of names.

      "Could expedited discovery be used to wrest quick settlements, even from people who have done nothing wrong? The embarrassment of public exposure might be too great, the legal system too daunting and expensive, for some to ask whether VPR has competent evidence to prove its case."
      Now these are actually all fair points. The logical error is that they apply to any lawsuit — Judge Baker makes no argument why these problems would be more pronounced in a lawsuit against 1,000 John Does.

      The Judge might not explicitly spell out why they're more pronounced, but those reasons exist: Both the prospective penalty and the cost of litigation here is vastly disproportionate to the actual harm to plaintiffs, and in consequence to the settlement terms. If everyone is offered e.g. a $5000 settlement and the alternative for the innocent person is to prove their innocence at the cost of several times that amount in legal fees compounded with the risk that they will not succeed and have to pay several hundred times that much in statutory damages. Most normal lawsuits don't have that characteristic because the settlement terms are not likely to be so incredibly divergent from the expected outcome if the case was tried in court. Moreover, most normal lawsuits are over business matters or the like, whereas pornography is something that people have a special aversion to having their name associated with in the public record -- especially if they're innocent.

      And if, out of over 1,000 defendants, there are at least several dozen who decide to fight the case, they'd be more likely to be able to split the costs of hiring a good lawyer than if only one defendant was named who had to pay all the costs on their own. Both embarrassment and legal fees are less of a burden when you can share them with hundreds of other people.

      That only works if some nontrivial number of defendants refuse to settle. It seems to me past cases have shown that this does not happen. Do you have any evidence to show that it would?

    12. Re:I stopped reading... by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      zzzzzzzzzzz

      Why was this article even promoted to the first page? I stopped at "I'm a math major," because unless he's a genius, he's like most college kids (and professors
      0 - not a clue about how the world actually works (lies, backstabbing, and networking). Plus: It's not even his field of study. I'm sure he's great at calculus, but that has no relation to how the Law works (which is often the opposite of logical).

      Bennet's comment is no more worthy of reading than any other Comment from any other person.

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    13. Re:I stopped reading... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      There's good faith duties to perform before letting someone drive off with your car, such as making sure they have a valid driver's license, the injured party could argue that the renter was obviously a danger to themselves and to others and shouldn't have been allowed to drive, etc.

      Rental companies are clearly potential defendants when their equipment causes damage. They're not always at fault, but they have the potential to be.

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    14. Re:I stopped reading... by Lord+Juan · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what I thought when I started reading. One person rents a car, one person can drive it. In this case a car equals a person. Even if the car was full of passengers, there still would be only one driver. It is a terrible analogy for an IP address.

    15. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For God's sake, mod this up.

    16. Re:I stopped reading... by BBrown · · Score: 2

      You made the right move. I am a lawyer and I can tell you his inaccuracies -- both legally and, frankly, logically -- continue well beyond the first argument.

    17. Re:I stopped reading... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Posts like yours make my head hurt because they are so illogical. Basically the judge has ruled its legal to hinder legal investigations with probable cause and has gone as far providing unique legal protections to a special category of criminals. Its illogical and completely unsupported by law and even logic. The judge and all of his supporters are idiots.

      Like so many issues which relate to piracy, people get all emotional and completely lose sight of the fact that the emotion is almost always completely wrong. The simple fact is, an IP address may not always identify a specific person (frequently it actually does), regardless, it absolutely is probable cause to facilitate additional investigation. The problem is, people confuse that with how its instrumented in the streets. Meaning, idiot police then use the IP as a correlation to justify arrests rather than to further an investigation.

      So in a nut shell, this judge (and all of his supporters), police, and torte lawyers are all wrong. Period. Contrary to the stupidity of the judge, there is no valid reason to stop subpoenas. Which means, the judge is 100% wrong. The flip side of that is, an IP address does not always translate to a specific person and is therefore not a reliable form of identification to justify arrest or legal prosecution. It is, however, probable cause for additional investigation.

      In a nut shell, the judge and pro-pirates are completely wrong.

    18. Re:I stopped reading... by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      While nothing's perfect, this math major either needs to expand his expertise or to kindly be quiet.

      Bah, he really has a master's degree in math, according to his Wikipedia page. That makes me sad.

    19. Re:I stopped reading... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Even so, if you rent a car and the police goes to chase that car and it ends up in a big killing spree, you are not necessarily guilty of that chase or it's outcome. You may be liable to the rental car place in a civil suit (negligence for leaving the key in the car or leaving it unlocked or allowing somebody else to drive it) but in a criminal suit you won't be found guilty unless the prosecution can place you in that car at that time with evidence. Likewise if the car brand company decides to sue you for destroying their property (maybe the rental company leased it), unless they can place you in that car, they have no grounds for it.

      Same goes here, if you rent out your IP address you may be liable to the ISP for breaking the contract in a civil suit but the judge correctly ruled that it does not mean another company that is not your ISP can sue you because you may or may not have been using that computer.

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    20. Re:I stopped reading... by farnz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I read the judgement - did you? In it, the judge makes it clear that the IP address and a naked assertion of infringement is not enough to get the subpoena; you need sufficient evidence to show the judge that you can tie the infringement to the IP address, and could continue to tie the infringement to an individual if you were given the chance to identify possible individuals.

      So, if I can show that I know that a user of the IP address infringed, and that if I could get the Limewire user GooberToo who was also sharing Ubuntu 10.04 x86_64 and Fedora 15 i686 I would have the user who infringed, I could still get the subpoena. If all I have is an IP and an allegation of infringement, tough.

    21. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically the judge has ruled its legal to hinder legal investigations with probable cause and has gone as far providing unique legal protections to a special category of criminals.

      No one is a criminal until they're convicted, therefore 'criminals' are not getting unique legal protections.

      That's why we're getting emotional here. Guilty until proven innocent tends to make the mouths of cognisant U.S. citizens taste not entirely unlike bile, and we're part of a shrinking minority.

    22. Re:I stopped reading... by twidarkling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ugh, posts like yours make my head hurt. You're arguing that the judge is wrong and right in the same paragraph, and then claiming you have logical consistency.

      You say the judge is 100% wrong, and then that IP addresses aren't a positive ID but then say that IP addresses are cause for investigation. And that part's true. But you forget that the next step after identifying parties isn't more investigation, it's the copyright holder filing the lawsuit with that person's name attached. The judge is saying now that you need to do more investigation to prove the specific name attached to the IP is actually the culprit. And since it's not police doing the investigation, an invasion of privacy by a corporation SHOULD be held to a higher standard than the Internet equivalent of "Your car was seen parked outside the store on the day of the robbery." Police would actually come and question you, ask where you were that day, if anyone used your car, and maybe even check if it actually was your car instead of a same make/model with a similar licence plate. The cops wouldn't just show up and go "You're under arrest for having a vehicle present at the scene of a crime." (Also note, at no time am I saying YOU were seen at the scene of a crime. That would be a positive and solid ID). By the same token, simply saying an IP address was noted downloading something doesn't mean that the person listed as the current user of the IP is the culprit. But companies doing the suing always proceed directly to sending the intimidating "We know what you did, so pay up or be dragged to court" the millisecond they have a name. No further investigation is done until after legal proceedings have started. What and how investigations are to proceed are irrelevant to the court, just that the judge is now saying "an IP is like a car, you need to link it to someone more firmly first before you sue them."

      So, which is it? Should the judge enforce more investigation, or should he rubber stamp the subpoenas for name and address, knowing that it's not leading to greater investigation?

      In a nut shell, you're a zealot, and have no logical consistency, and are completely wrong. The judge may or may not have made an incorrect judgement, but you sure as fuck haven't made anything resembling a coherent argument to support your view.

      In fact, in furtherance of your making of a valid argument, I'll even tell you what the subpoenas should be, instead of name/address requests, and that's requesting forensic investigation of computers linked to the IP. They ask the court for the ability to have the computers taken and submitted to neutral 3rd parties for further investigation. In fact, ideally, the company doing the requesting would not get any names or addresses, but instead the 3rd party doing the assessment would receive the information from the ISP, go with the subpoena, get the computer, and if nothing's found, the computer returned, the IP registered as a dead end, and the copyright holder or their lawyers never gets the name or address. If something's found, then the actual evidence is passed along to the court, who would okay the naming of the computer owner to the lawsuit. Thus, actual evidence linking someone to a crime is found, privacy's not further invaded than necessary, and people avoid settling out of fear of a legal battle despite innocence.

      And I swear to all that anyone has ever held holy, if you say "That would be too expensive for the rights holder," you are the dumbest sack of shit I'll have ever communicated with via electronic means, since if they're not prepared to pay for actual investigation they have no goddamn cause to be suing hundreds or thousands of people.

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    23. Re:I stopped reading... by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      The analogy still holds by a thread. Generally that is true, but what if the car was stolen, used in a crime, in the accident, and then returned to the original location. The renter at the hotel could have slept through the whole thing and be none the wiser.

      Like I said - by a thread :)

    24. Re:I stopped reading... by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      I stopped at the exact same spot. This is one of the many reasons why you can't say "Well I know logic, so that must supersede someone who knows the law". He also made no attempt to actually break his argument down into actual logic statements, he just basically said "Here's the way I assume things to be, and here's the way I think they should be, and I think I'm really smart so I must be right". Upon a little further reflection, I'm pretty sure that statement is an accurate summary of every Bennet Haselton post ever.

      Yes, Bennet Haselton is a pretty smart guy, but he's not as smart as he thinks he is and as a result is constantly falling victim to fallacious logic,unwarranted assumptions, and erroneous suppositions. He obviously lacks the training to do research into the issues he's always claiming to be researching, and probably should stick with math.

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    25. Re:I stopped reading... by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2

      This is awesome! I didn't know I could write a REALLY long comment, and submit it as a story!

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    26. Re:I stopped reading... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      Try reading poststructuralist philosophy one of these days. One guy I was forced to know spent dozens of pages explaining that when something is happening, it is not happening before nor after it has happened.

    27. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but no. I'd rather not have them having the ability to take away my computer just because they claim I infringed upon something. That is still incredibly intrusive and abusive, even if it is not the company doing it. The fact of the matter is this: proving copyright infringement is tough. Too bad for you.

    28. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been on facebook before?

    29. Re:I stopped reading... by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Nice, you failed in every sentence.

      Having an IP address is not probable cause for a subpoena. Where do you make that up? this isn't about emotions, like you think, this is about fact. an IP address will not ever identify a specific person (frequently you are full of shit). An IP address could, possibly, depending on the scenario, identify a single MODEM. It will never identify a person, dumbass. It doesn't even identify a computer since with IPv4 the IP address is not a mac address.

      This is 100% about facts, and the fact is, suing to obtain an IP address without actual proof of infringement (aka: having downloaded enough data to prove infringement from that IP, validating that it's a legitimate IP) is a fishing expedition and has nothing to do with a courtroom and isn't fact. Here's the issue: how can you prove you obtained a full copy of a document from a single IP address via a bittorrent? There is no "partial infringement" if you downloaded 500k of a 50MB file.

      The only one who is wrong here, is you.

    30. Re:I stopped reading... by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      The person you replied to didn't really say they should be able to take away the computer, he was providing the arguments both for and against the issue to point out the issue at hand:

      Should the judge enforce more investigation, or should he rubber stamp the subpoenas for name and address, knowing that it's not leading to greater investigation?

    31. Re:I stopped reading... by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      I said in the article that if the rental agency did something negligent to contribute to the accident, they'd be liable (I used the example of not maintaining cars in working order, but your point about renting to someone without a license would also be relevant). My point was that if the car rental agency did nothing negligent, but the driver went out and caused an accident using one of their cars anyway, then there's no logical reason why the rental agency should be liable, and that's the case that's analogous to an ISP giving an account to a customer who goes out and commits copyright infringement.

      Now, I said that there's no *logical* reason to hold the car rental agency liable if they did nothing negligent. I did try to find if there are laws in any states that hold the rental agency liable regardless even in cases where they did nothing wrong, but couldn't find any. Even if there were, I would just chalk that up to stupidity on the part of the law. How would you feel if you were a rental car agency, and you rented a car in perfect working order to someone with all the right documentation, and they went out and caused an accident, and the victim sued you and cleaned you out?

    32. Re:I stopped reading... by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point. So could you perhaps argue that you have a stronger case for subpoenaing the rental car agency, than the ISP -- because if you subpoena the rental car agency, you'll almost certainly get the right party, but if you subpoena the ISP, you'll only probably get the right party?

      Hmm. I would still say that if you subpoena the ISP to find the homeowner of record that an IP was assigned to, then even if that homeowner was not the infringer you were looking for, you could subpoena them and there would be a good chance they would know who the infringer was.

      Still, one could very well make the argument that you made. My real point was that the judge didn't make this argument, or any other good argument, to say why the car rental agency was not analogous to an ISP. He basically said, "It's not the same because if a car rental customer hits you, you could sue the car rental agency as well", without saying why there was a greater justification for including the rental car agency as a defendant, than for including the ISP as a defendant.

    33. Re:I stopped reading... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      if you subpoena the ISP, you'll [...] probably get the right party ... if you subpoena the ISP to find the homeowner of record that an IP was assigned to, then even if that homeowner was not the infringer you were looking for, you could subpoena them and there would be a good chance they would know who the infringer was.

      And if 4 people were home at the time the supposed infringement occurred and all of them had access to the computer, how are you supposed to figure out which of them did it? There's no "probably" about it; there's very little chance of you successfully proving who the downloader was. And even if they knew who had done it, in all likelihood that would make them a collaborator which would be justification to not reveal that to you.

      You'd basically be on a fishing trip to try to bully them into ratting on whoever it was. And if they had guests who could have used the computer there's a good chance they'd have no idea who had done it, or quite possibly react to your bullying by finally pinning the blame falsely on one of the family members.

      My real point was that the judge didn't make this argument, or any other good argument, to say why the car rental agency was not analogous to an ISP. He basically said, "It's not the same because if a car rental customer hits you, you could sue the car rental agency as well", without saying why there was a greater justification for including the rental car agency as a defendant, than for including the ISP as a defendant.

      ISPs have special legal protections that make them non-liable for their users' actions.

    34. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did read the entire thing. I believe he has stated several times that he is open to correction. His problem stems from the fact that the judge did not address several complaints he has. While I believe the Judge is correct, I will admit that the ruling could have been more robust.

    35. Re:I stopped reading... by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      if you subpoena the ISP, you'll [...] probably get the right party ... if you subpoena the ISP to find the homeowner of record that an IP was assigned to, then even if that homeowner was not the infringer you were looking for, you could subpoena them and there would be a good chance they would know who the infringer was.

      And if 4 people were home at the time the supposed infringement occurred and all of them had access to the computer, how are you supposed to figure out which of them did it? There's no "probably" about it; there's very little chance of you successfully proving who the downloader was. And even if they knew who had done it, in all likelihood that would make them a collaborator which would be justification to not reveal that to you.

      You'd basically be on a fishing trip to try to bully them into ratting on whoever it was. And if they had guests who could have used the computer there's a good chance they'd have no idea who had done it, or quite possibly react to your bullying by finally pinning the blame falsely on one of the family members.

      OK, so even accepting that, the plaintiff could still say, "Fine, let's at least see if the IP address is traceable to one specific person. If there were two or more people in the house, we'll give up and leave, and concentrate only one the cases where there was just one person in the house." That will still leave a lot of cases where the IP is traceable to a specific person (e.g. if a corporation has assigned the IP to a specific user on their network). So it doesn't seem a sufficient reason to throw out all the subpoenas.

      My real point was that the judge didn't make this argument, or any other good argument, to say why the car rental agency was not analogous to an ISP. He basically said, "It's not the same because if a car rental customer hits you, you could sue the car rental agency as well", without saying why there was a greater justification for including the rental car agency as a defendant, than for including the ISP as a defendant.

      ISPs have special legal protections that make them non-liable for their users' actions.

      But even then, how would it follow that it shouldn't be possible to subpoena them for the identity of users who did something illegal? Immunity from being sued is not the same as immunity from being subpoenaed. ISPs have legal protection to make them non-liable, but unless there's a law specifically saying that they can't be subpoenaed for information (like the lawyer-client confidentiality law), why shouldn't they still have to turn over the identity of their customers if subpoenaed?

      Nevertheless, perhaps you could make an argument in favor of subpoenaing rental car companies but not ISPs. My point was that the judge didn't give any such argument -- he simply said, "It's not analogous because you could sue the rental car company" -- but a party can be subpoenaed even if they're not being sued, so that by itself isn't a reason why the ISP can't be subpoenaed.

      Still, at least you're arguing at the level of logic and analogies, which is better than the commenters who are saying, "I'm a lawyer therefore I'm right and you're wrong!"

    36. Re:I stopped reading... by sjames · · Score: 1

      I also stopped reading for a slightly different reason. Simply, from a statistical standpoint, there's a very low likelihood that anyone drove the rental car without the renter knowing about it and being able to say who it was. This is not true of an IP address.

      Next up, there haven't been any mass fishing expeditions based on subpoenaing car rental records with the extortion racket like payments to make the problem go away.

    37. Re:I stopped reading... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      And if, out of over 1,000 defendants, there are at least several dozen who decide to fight the case, they'd be more likely to be able to split the costs of hiring a good lawyer than if only one defendant was named who had to pay all the costs on their own. Both embarrassment and legal fees are less of a burden when you can share them with hundreds of other people.

      That only works if some nontrivial number of defendants refuse to settle. It seems to me past cases have shown that this does not happen. Do you have any evidence to show that it would?

      Actually, even worse... at this point, after identifying the individuals the company would begin suits in various districts, or split the suits into individual actions. Viola, the clients are now no longer aware that they have co-defendents, but any shared legal costs suddenly evaporate.

      This is exactly what happened in most fishing-campaign copyright suits, already...

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    38. Re:I stopped reading... by Xaositecte · · Score: 2

      Assuming a 90% accuracy rate for this method of seeking subpoenas, approving all ~1000 of the subpoenas would damage at least 100 perfectly innocent people, forcing them to spend time and money on an unjustified legal defense. This would be a gross miscarriage of justice, and the judge ruled that it's necessary to have more than just an IP address and an accusation to issue a subpoena.

    39. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I'm going to agree. The dude who wrote up this long winded comment talks as if he's an expert who knows what he is talking about. He also asserts any number of things, such as the 90%, with absolutely no basis of his assertion. Anyway, he's clearly not an expert, and clearly doesn't actually know what he is talking about, and I sincerely doubt he'd want police knocking down his door, raiding his equipment for downloading child pornography and being arrested for such because someone piggy backed on his IP. My guess... the fellow does not actually know much about how hackers do their work

    40. Re:I stopped reading... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      after this:

      But the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place.

      Since when does just lawyers have a monopoly on common sense? I mean, lawyers? seriously? do they even have common sense?

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    41. Re:I stopped reading... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Agreed; although I did like the ending:

      [...] and there were quite a few cases where the vast majority agreed that a judge's reasoning was wrong — but always with the same shrug that there's not much you can do about it.

      It reminded me of "exhaust all possibilities before you go under the knife" in medicine (because the knife can bring infection deep down; a pill might make you uncomfortable but will rarely kill you -- so unless your condition is life-threatening, take the pill first). Similarly, exhaust all avenues before going in front of a judge, and I suppose that works for both sides. (The attorneys, of course, make money whoever wins or loses.)

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    42. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose the chances are actually as high as you speculate: 90%. They're trying to subpoena some 1000 names. With that 10% error rate you can expect some 100 false results. In this single lawsuit. That seems like a high probability -- even a near certainty -- that the court would be wrongly turning over a substantial number of names.

      Or, to put it another way, the chances that the court would be turning over a completely relevant set of data are 0.9^1000 = 1.75e-46 (or "zero, to over forty decimal places"). Heck, the chances they could get it completely right for 100 identities at 90% each is 0.002656%. Scale it back to ten identities, and the chances are much better: 0.9^10 = 34.87%.

      Of course, the relevance of these figures depends on whether you think the court should be striving for a reasonable chance of eliminating errors, versus keeping the error-to-non-error ratio at a reasonable level.

    43. Re:I stopped reading... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      OK, so even accepting that, the plaintiff could still say, "Fine, let's at least see if the IP address is traceable to one specific person. If there were two or more people in the house, we'll give up and leave, and concentrate only one the cases where there was just one person in the house." That will still leave a lot of cases where the IP is traceable to a specific person (e.g. if a corporation has assigned the IP to a specific user on their network). So it doesn't seem a sufficient reason to throw out all the subpoenas.

      I suspect it would leave very few cases where it is provable that one specific person had done it. Even if there was normally only one person in the house, they could have had a visitor who might have had access to the computer; they might have had an unsecured wireless network; they might have had a secured wireless network but been told by tech support to do a factory reset on their modem and not immediately realized that it was unencrypted afterward; etc. etc. etc. Basically, it could devolve very easily into a million different scenarios that would make it extremely difficult to prove they were guilty. And even if you could prove it, things would be so completely different on a case-by-case basis that lumping them into a single lawsuit would be completely impractical. Which, in fact, it is, unless you're trying to get a bunch of the defendants to settle before the trial, and hoping to get whoever does go to trial quickly declared guilty with little or no substantial proof of guilt.

    44. Re:I stopped reading... by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      And I swear to all that anyone has ever held holy, if you say "That would be too expensive for the rights holder," you are the dumbest sack of shit I'll have ever communicated with via electronic means, since if they're not prepared to pay for actual investigation they have no goddamn cause to be suing hundreds or thousands of people.

      Isn't the law supposed to protect everyone equally, whether you are a mega corporation with billions to spend on lawyers or a poor sot making recordings in a bedroom?

      (Yes, I know, the 'golden rule' applies. And certainly I am in favor of making it harder to bring nuisance law suits.)

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    45. Re:I stopped reading... by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Of course, the relevance of these figures depends on whether you think the court should be striving for a reasonable chance of eliminating errors, versus keeping the error-to-non-error ratio at a reasonable level.

      It seems clear to me that reducing the absolute number of errors has to be the goal, because the base of the ratio is determined solely by the plaintiffs. It is totally unacceptable to rope in thousands of innocent people merely because one plaintiff decided to accuse tens of thousands of defendants, to say nothing of the idea that a plaintiff could just as easily list millions of defendants. The plaintiff should either choose one defendant or should have to provide enough evidence as to each defendant so that the chance of there being any innocent people in the pool of defendants is less likely than not.

    46. Re:I stopped reading... by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is, however, it's also not supposed to be a bludgeon, which is what it's used as in cases like these. The simple answer is to tack on the cost of things such as forensic investigation to any penalties levied against people found guilty. That prevents mass lawsuits where there isn't a preponderance of evidence against individuals, allows the small guy to get in on protecting his property. If a corporation has to eat it when they wrongly accuse someone, they'll be more careful.

      Of course, to balance out the increased time it would take to operate under this onus, I'd not be opposed to lengthening the amount of time a rights holder has to bring suit, assuming they are showing forward movement. That way, a company or individual could move against a few of the individuals, get a judgement, and still be able to bring suit against the others, rather than feeling they need to do it RIGHT NOW. I think this would also move towards legitimate suits instead of the mass blackmail equivalent we're getting now.

      As for the phrasing of my statement in that quote you've got, I still stand by it. If a company is going to sue thousands of people at a time, if they're legitimately protecting their rights, cost shouldn't be the deciding issue, which it clearly is with the borderline illegal joinders. It was also due to the tone of the GP's post, and the unmitigated arrogance in it. It's not a general statement of "if you're considering cost, you're a fucking moron." Just Goobertoo.

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    47. Re:I stopped reading... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But you seem to be missing what for me at least, is the meat of the matter: If anyone OTHER than the *.A.As tried this they'd be busted for extortion and but quick. I mean can you imagine how well it would go if I started sending out letters to customers of other repair shops "I think that your PC has been optimized using MY designs. You will pay me $3000 for that infringement or get a lawyer as you'll be spending the next year in court"?

      I would be hauled away in cuffs before the week was out! So I'd say the more important argument is why is a corporation allowed to do this when We The People are not. They should be forced to go to court on every single case or STFU. Because otherwise this is NOTHING but extortion, plain and simple.

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    48. Re:I stopped reading... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      ISPs aren't liable for the content of traffic from subscribers, but how does that become "ISPs aren't liable for knowing who their subscribers are and allowing a legal action to be passed on to them"?

      When this ruling was first handed down, I thought it was a load of crap as well - you can subpoena a telephone line subscribers information based on the number, you can subpoena a name based on an address, you can subpoena a car ownership information from its registration plate, so why can't you subpoena an ISPs subscriber details from the IP address?

      No one here is trying to bring legal action against the ISP itself, but I certainly think that the ISP should be legitimately open to having its customer records subpoenaed.

      This ruling makes no fucking sense.

    49. Re:I stopped reading... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      SO could this Judges ruling be applied (as prior case law etc or whatever) in cases where someone is trying to subpoena the name of a telephone line subscriber due to silent or abusive calls? Or how about car ownership information of a car that tried to run them down?

    50. Re:I stopped reading... by farnz · · Score: 2

      It could, yes, but in both cases, you're likely to have more than just an allegation against an anonymous identifier; as soon as you can show the judge the outline of your future case against the identified individual, you've passed the bar he set.

      Taking your examples in turn, in the telephone line subscriber case, you would be expected to show the judge some evidence that you were receiving silent or abusive calls (maybe a call recording, maybe a diary of the calls paired up with some records from your phone provider to show that those calls did actually happen, even if the content isn't as you state). You now have some evidence that your request isn't just a fishing expedition, and the subpoena process can continue.

      In the car case, if you present a police record of your incident report, that's a good enough start to get you going - you've again demonstrated that there is more to your request than a simple fishing expedition.

      In the case presented to the judge, there was no evidence of infringement that was of high enough standard to present in court, merely an allegation by the plaintiff; the judge basically told the plaintiff "come back with evidence, and then we'll talk".

    51. Re:I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got to this part: "Well, true — the assignee of the IP address might not be the actual copyright infringer. But, more generally, being named as a defendant in a lawsuit does not mean that you're at fault anyway — that's what the trial is for."

      Has this guy ever been taken to court? Is he middle class? It's actually a pretty big deal and a huge hassle where you might end up losing your job and find yourself in more debt than you started out with. Getting taken to court is damaging to the majority of the American population, whether or not they are found guilty. Does he understand this?

      I continued on and saw some of his arguments. He is taking a simplistic approach. The problem is that you take his "correct" interpretation and apply it to another case with different circumstances and you end up with the wrong ruling. That's right, like communication and language the law is far more complicated than any mathematics.

  2. Ah, Bennett ... by SpeedyDX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I keep reading your articles and I get more frustrated every time I do. Someone is wrong on the internet! It just grinds on me for no good reason. I really shouldn't give you the time of day because you have shown time and again that you have no clue what you're talking about when it comes to law.

    First of all, please don't redefine "logic" just because you feel like it. A logical error in an argument is one where the conclusion does not necessarily follow from the premises. That's it. Because that's what logic is. It has nothing to do with voting or whatever the hell bullshit system you can come up with. Something is either a logical error or not as a matter of logic.

    Second, YOU ADMITTED THE JUDGE WAS RIGHT about the car rental liability case. You explicitly said that there are circumstances where the rental agency may be a legitimate potential defendant, yet you just cast that aside and ignored it for the rest of your argument. THIS is a logical error: You have certain premises, and you ignore them to the effect that your conclusion does not necessarily follow from your premises.

    Third, I hope that you phrased the public/not public question wrong. If you phrased it right, then the judge is arguing that there is a disanalogy precisely because information was made publicly available. That's why it is relevant when the information is not made public - it's not made public vs it was made public. That is the very thing being argued, I don't know how you can't see the relevance. That's like saying a label like "WARNING: This chair can only support up to 200 lbs of weight." is not relevant for those who weigh over 200 lbs because they weren't explicitly mentioned. Disingenuous at best.

    I could go on, but I don't have as much time as you do. If you want to be taken seriously by people, you should get some legal training before you comment. Even if you want to argue that legal training is not required to make comments on legal cases, you STILL need to get legal training to understand WHY it's not required in order to make a coherent argument for your case. That's just a long way of saying that you're full of shit.

    1. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for setting things straight. I started reading this long-winded diatribe and gave up when I couldn't make any sense of it. Not to mention it is too long. I have a day job.

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    2. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Second, YOU ADMITTED THE JUDGE WAS RIGHT about the car rental liability case. You explicitly said that there are circumstances where the rental agency may be a legitimate potential defendant, yet you just cast that aside and ignored it for the rest of your argument. THIS is a logical error: You have certain premises, and you ignore them to the effect that your conclusion does not necessarily follow from your premises.

      I haven't even finished reading the article yet, but that was the first thing that struck me. Saying "Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable" implies quite clearly that they are a "legitimate potential defendant". The word "potential" is key: nobody's saying that they are guaranteed to be a defendant in the case, only that the may be in certain circumstances - the very same circumstances outlined in the post attempting to refute that line of argument.

      I'll read the rest when I have a chance, but a start like that doesn't bode well for the validity of the remainder.

    3. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      I haven't even finished reading the article yet, but that was the first thing that struck me. Saying "Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable" implies quite clearly that they are a "legitimate potential defendant". The word "potential" is key: nobody's saying that they are guaranteed to be a defendant in the case, only that the may be in certain circumstances - the very same circumstances outlined in the post attempting to refute that line of argument.

      Likewise, it could be construed or implied that the IP addresses were not in fact addresses of customers, but of the ISP itself, used for internal operations. Then the ISP is a legitimate potential defendant. Naturally, in most cases it would be easy to state the remote likelihood of a download or hosting actually being done by the ISP, but it is not obvious in all cases. Likewise, in most accident cases where a subpoena is considered, the actual likelihood of the rental agency being at fault is minimal. If they would actually be liable, it will probably be due to reasons of renting the car to someone obviously unsuitable rather than maintenance negligence.

      The post is a terrible read, but the author seems to have some valid points nonetheless.

    4. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2

      Second, YOU ADMITTED THE JUDGE WAS RIGHT about the car rental liability case. You explicitly said that there are circumstances where the rental agency may be a legitimate potential defendant, yet you just cast that aside and ignored it for the rest of your argument. THIS is a logical error: You have certain premises, and you ignore them to the effect that your conclusion does not necessarily follow from your premises.

      I haven't even finished reading the article yet, but that was the first thing that struck me.

      Same here, but I won't be going on to read the rest of the textwall. The page or so I did read was littered with errors or sloppy, illogical argumentation. I don't think I've ever seen so few valid points per word in a Slashdot post.

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    5. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by clintp · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. He probably has a point buried in there somewhere with with all of the sanctimonious bullshit and posturing. When it takes him 400 words (thank you wc) to explain why he's qualified to make the criticism in the first place, something is terribly wrong.

      TL;DR. Skimmed only.

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    6. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      none of it is valid. It is an extrapolation on misleading done by a fucking math major making legal analysis with generally no idea what he's even talking about. It doesn't even have the "I AM NOT A LAWYER" disclaimer, or explaining who the hell this guy is. There are big issues there.

      There is actual established caselaw and plenty of actual things that don't even remotely support his position. The disclaimer should be on the first line saying : "THIS IS AN EDITORIAL AND HAS NO FACTUAL BASIS" because that would be far more honest and accurate.

    7. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...When it takes him 400 words (thank you wc) to explain why he's qualified to make the criticism in the first place, something is terribly wrong...

      Which is funny if you think about it. Because at the end of his paragraph where he is explaining how he's qualified, he says that people shouldn't need to invoke their credentials if they have a solid argument.

      I did read all of it, and most of the arguments don't really hold

    8. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Well, I suspect the "right" course of action is probably to start with suing the ISP.

      What? Don't they have "common carrier" status or some other kind of immunity against prosecution for just carrying data? No, they don't. They have a limited amount of liability for hosted materials if, and only if, they are responsive in removing infringing and offending materials from their hosting service. That doesn't say anything about their providing data transfer services to customers.

      So far nobody has bothered the ISPs because they have been pretty responsive about turning over customer information for an IP address at a given date and time. Maybe it is time this changed. OK, let's assume that there is no correlation implied between an IP address and a customer's identity - just the account holder, not necessarily anyone guilty of anything. How do you go about tracking down the person responsible for the lengthy post about killing the President given an IP address as the starting point? Simple - the burden can be easily pushed onto the ISP to make whatever association they want and failing to be able to make that association, they are responsible themselves. There is no "common carrier" status for data transfer and there is no real immunity.

      My guess is that this problem gets solved in about 10 minutes the first time you actually hold an ISP responsible for activities on a bank of IP addresses assigned to them. Just like the rental car company in the judge's decision, the ISP can indeed be named as a defendant. They get out of it by coughing up information about who they consider to be the really responsible party and being in a position to legally defend their assignment.

      The other alternative here is actually pretty simple. Anything you do on the Internet has no consequences whatsoever because we are assuming from the beginning that everyone is untraceable. I don't think that is going to fly in today's legal community.

    9. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      Likewise, it could be construed or implied that the IP addresses were not in fact addresses of customers, but of the ISP itself, used for internal operations. Then the ISP is a legitimate potential defendant. Naturally, in most cases it would be easy to state the remote likelihood of a download or hosting actually being done by the ISP, but it is not obvious in all cases. Likewise, in most accident cases where a subpoena is considered, the actual likelihood of the rental agency being at fault is minimal. If they would actually be liable, it will probably be due to reasons of renting the car to someone obviously unsuitable rather than maintenance negligence

      Subscriber and internal IP addresses can in most cases be differentiated by address block or routing trace, and if they thought they were ISP internal addresses they would name the ISP as defendant not issue John Doe subpoenas to find a defendant.

      The big difference is that the ISP is protected in law from liability for the customer actions in question here, therefore there is no way they are a potential defendant, whereas there are a whole bunch of reasons the car rental agency might be.

    10. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't even finished reading the article yet, but that was the first thing that struck me. Saying "Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable" implies quite clearly that they are a "legitimate potential defendant". The word "potential" is key: nobody's saying that they are guaranteed to be a defendant in the case, only that the may be in certain circumstances - the very same circumstances outlined in the post attempting to refute that line of argument.

      Likewise, it could be construed or implied that the IP addresses were not in fact addresses of customers, but of the ISP itself, used for internal operations. Then the ISP is a legitimate potential defendant. Naturally, in most cases it would be easy to state the remote likelihood of a download or hosting actually being done by the ISP, but it is not obvious in all cases. Likewise, in most accident cases where a subpoena is considered, the actual likelihood of the rental agency being at fault is minimal. If they would actually be liable, it will probably be due to reasons of renting the car to someone obviously unsuitable rather than maintenance negligence.

      The post is a terrible read, but the author seems to have some valid points nonetheless.

      Not really. While it's possible the IP could be an internal IP of the ISP, ISP's maintain separate pools for internal and customer use. The customer IP range of ISPs is usually public knowledge and usually determinable simply by doing a reverse DNS look-up.

      Second, Section 230 of the CDA provides explicit immunity for ISPs from the actions of their customers. An ISP cannot, as a matter of law, be held liable for illegal actions taken by their customer and so are explicitly shielded from being a potential defendant. There's no equivalent law for car rental agencies.

    11. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      So, like I said in the article, how confident are you in the result, if we asked 10 lawyers to vote on who was right, and we didn't tell them which argument was made by the lawyer and which was argument by the math major?

      In particular, your argument that you're justified in suing the car rental agency because there might be circumstances under which they contributed to the accident (through negligence or renting to someone without the right paperwork). Well, you could say the same thing about an ISP -- there might be circumstances under which they contributed to the user's infringement (perhaps records would show they received complaints about the same user in the past, and did nothing).

      The relevant question seems to be: Absent any law that specifically holds a third-party company liable in all cases, how much likelihood is required for some third-party company X to be liable, to justify including them as a defendant in a lawsuit, and then letting the facts come out in the lawsuit to determine if they're truly liable or not? Whatever your answer, you should at least be consistent in the two cases, or give a reason why the two cases should not be treated similarly.

    12. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I could go on, but I don't have as much time as you do. If you want to be taken seriously by people, you should get some legal training before you comment. Even if you want to argue that legal training is not required to make comments on legal cases, you STILL need to get legal training to understand WHY it's not required in order to make a coherent argument for your case. That's just a long way of saying that you're full of shit.

      This is perhaps the most important point that nearly everyone misses. They think "the law isn't that hard, I can figure this out", but then walk into a briar patch without even realizing it... anyone who is a judge, lawyer, hell, even a paralegal knows just how convoluted and complex the law is.

      I've learned a lot about law from spending way too much free time on it. I could probably work as a paralegal where I learned all this stuff: Washington state. (Mostly, I know about domestic violence protection law, and renter's rights.) In fact, helping a lawyer, he told me I was "the best paralegal he's ever had", and another lawyer recommended helping out at a volunteer group helping renters and such get representation and understanding their rights, as a way to break into working professionally as a paralegal.

      All this said, I moved to New Mexico... and I know that just about everything I learned there is meaningless here... thus the paradox that if you can tell how well someone has learned the law by how strongly they assert that they know it. (It lines up inversely proportional.)

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    13. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Stop it, you're making no sense. LOGIC is not about STATISTICS. The two are completely different. Logic is deductive, while Statistics is inferential.

      Your car analogy makes no sense either. As a math major, you should realize that if there's a road accident, then there are a number of physical factors which enter into that event. There's the road, the two cars, the two drivers, any pedestrians who happen to be there etc. Just make a list of the interactions.

      All of these are potentially relevant to resolving the legal issues, so a priori the potential participants to a lawsuit for this event will be the owners of the road, the owners of the cars, the drivers of the cars, the pedestrians, etc.

      However, the actual written laws must be used to filter this potential list down into an actual list of complainants and defendants. No amount of arguing on your part can replace your lack of knowledge of written laws. Either you know the filtering rules in a particular case, or you don't.

      Finally, your call for consistency makes no sense either. The laws that apply in an IP address lawsuit are completely different from the laws that apply in a road accident lawsuit. It's like two different filters. There's a reason why car analogies are a standing joke on slashdot. Sit down and and let it go.

    14. Re:Ah, Bennett ... by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Stop it, you're making no sense. LOGIC is not about STATISTICS. The two are completely different. Logic is deductive, while Statistics is inferential.

      OK, that's true -- certainly even if 9 out of 10 people think you're right (or wrong), that's not logically the same as actually *being* right (or wrong).

      The reason I was referring to the hypothetical panel of experts is because their results would be highly correlated with who is logically right and who is logically wrong. If 9 out of 10 mathematicians independently tell me that a specific statement is wrong or that a step in my logical reasoning is invalid, I'd be inclined to think they were right.

      Otherwise, how would you arbitrate whether someone had made a logical error or not? I don't want you to be the final arbiter of whether some step in my reasoning was invalid :)

      Your car analogy makes no sense either. As a math major, you should realize that if there's a road accident, then there are a number of physical factors which enter into that event. There's the road, the two cars, the two drivers, any pedestrians who happen to be there etc. Just make a list of the interactions.

      All of these are potentially relevant to resolving the legal issues, so a priori the potential participants to a lawsuit for this event will be the owners of the road, the owners of the cars, the drivers of the cars, the pedestrians, etc.

      But you haven't shown why this means it is justified to subpoena the car rental agency in the case of an accident, but not to supboena the ISP in the case of a crime committed by one of their customers. The ISP is a potential "participant" in the lawsuit, in the sense of being subpoenaed, even if they're not named as a defendant.

      However, the actual written laws must be used to filter this potential list down into an actual list of complainants and defendants. No amount of arguing on your part can replace your lack of knowledge of written laws. Either you know the filtering rules in a particular case, or you don't.

      I'm quite sure there is no law exempting ISPs from subpoenas about their customer information, since if there were, they would have brought out the law immediately and the case would have been over. (Shield laws, where they apply, would exempt the ISP from being *sued*, not from being subpoenaed.) If you think I'm wrong, fine, you tell me: Is there a law that shields ISPs from being subpoenaed (but not car rental agencies)?

      Finally, your call for consistency makes no sense either. The laws that apply in an IP address lawsuit are completely different from the laws that apply in a road accident lawsuit. It's like two different filters. There's a reason why car analogies are a standing joke on slashdot. Sit down and and let it go.

      If there is a specific difference in the laws that someone can point to, which implies that it is more incumbent on rental car agencies to turn over their customer information in the event of a subpoena, than is incumbent on ISPs, then that's relevant. If someone can point to that.

  3. Wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not fucking reading all of that. Someone sum it up in one or two sentences, please.

    1. Re:Wall of text by _0xd0ad · · Score: 0

      At least it's not ROT-13 encoded like the wall of text at the bottom of the page.

      (quoted following, since it periodically changes.)

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    2. Re:Wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have an ego the size of a house.

      And control issues.

    3. Re:Wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not fucking reading all of that. Someone sum it up in one or two sentences, please.

      I think I'm qualified to render legal opinions because I draw breath. And I'm an attention whore.

    4. Re:Wall of text by Loadmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about one word: Bullshit.

      I'm just finishing my 2L year in law school and this diatribe is rubbish. The whole thing can be summed up as "I don't understand how the law works but here's what I think anyway."

      I agree, completely, with the First Poster. Bennet's issue with the rental car analogy is his own personal limitation of knowledge. He asks rhetorical questions that can all be easily answered by an attorney. His critique reminds me of a creationist arguing over how an eye could develop. Just because you don't understand doesn't mean someone else can't.

      Summary: this review is the Chevy Aveo of legal discussions: rubbish. Props to the Top Gear (UK) guys.

    5. Re:Wall of text by Loadmaster · · Score: 2

      And I meant to write "I'm just finishing my 2L year in law school and even I know this diatribe is rubbish." I didn't mean to make it sound like as a rising 2L I know everything.

    6. Re:Wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      New tag...

      "OhnoitsBennett"

    7. Re:Wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm full of shit and have no idea what I'm talking about. But ignore that, the judge is wrong because the voices tell me so."

    8. Re:Wall of text by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer the text to be on a news organization's web site broken into several pages with advertisements scattered within it?

      The commenter is definitely not a lawyer and claims to be a mathematician. It is written from that perspective which is, actually, quite wrong about the "logic" of law and presumes there is logic to law. Same as others, I stopped reading after the "car analogy" where a rental car agency cannot be a defendant. Uh.. yeah they can. Car maintenance, lending to someone unqualified, etc.

      Okay, so I couldn't resist reading further anyway. You might want to read the part related to "presumed guilt." He literally presumes guilt which is contrary to our judicial ideals. The judge seems to want to enforce and support these ideals while the commenter wants them disregarded.

      It's a good thing he's not a judge.

    9. Re:Wall of text by The13thSin · · Score: 2

      Well, doesn't make much sense after you decode it either:

      A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get. 3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED. Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold. % A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF. You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced. 5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT. It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand. 6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL TREATMENT READILY. Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest. % A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY. You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians. 8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD. It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means. 9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR. The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a sacred duty to protect him from exposure. 10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE. This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment. % A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Was it true," the woman inquired, "that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?" She was told that it was. There was just a moment of silence before the woman proceeded bravely on. "Well, I'm wondering, then, how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked `NO REFILLS'". % A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news." The bad news is that you only have six weeks to live." "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could possibly be worse than that?" "Well," the doctor replies, "I've been trying to reach you since last Monday." % A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting." -- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925 % A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth. Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you." "Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked. "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but we don't know how. Your son (we assume) was born with no body. He only has a head." Well, the doctor was correct. The Head was alive and well, though no one knew how. The Head turned out to be fairly normal, ignoring his lack of a body, and lived for some time as typical a life as could be expected under the circumstances. One day, about twenty years after the fateful birth, the woman got a phone call from another doctor. The doctor said, "I have recently perfected an operation. Your son can live a normal life now: we can graft a body onto his head!" The woman, practically weeping with joy, thanked the doctor and hung up. She ran up the stairs saying, "Johnny, Johnny, I have a *wonderful* surprise for you!" "Oh no," cried The Head, "not another HAT!" % After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the

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  4. You are smarter than me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped reading at "but my reason for being skeptical is simple and non-partisan." Yeah right. After all the bashing he does, everyone else is an extremist and he is just plain right. Admittedly, the rest of the post is just as much crap to match that attitude.

    1. Re:You are smarter than me by tripleevenfall · · Score: 3, Informative

      One thing that is common to extremists in every arena is that they never believe they are extremists.

    2. Re:You are smarter than me by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually I think Joss Whedon nailed it on the nature of Villainy "The thing about villainy is that nobody thinks they are evil no matter what they do. I have known some people who have done truly awful things, things that caused pain and suffering to their fellow human beings, and in their minds they are right and just as they can always explain it away with a reason".

      This is why I ultimately believe the *.A.As need to DIAF, as they refuse to see what actual harm they are causing to societies, how they are locking entire histories behind paywalls, how they have raped the public domain for future generations. Instead all they can see is how can I profit how can I increase my vast wealth, how can I bribe my way to ever more income, etc.

      The simple fact is, if it weren't for bribery (such as bribing the government so they could own all the stations) they simply wouldn't have a reason to exist anymore. We can have free radio from all over the planet, bands can cook up their own videos and post them to Youtube, they can sell you those albums at places like CDBaby.

      Frankly I don't give a shit if the judge said they couldn't sue because it was Thursday and he was gassy, anything that helps to stop these blood sucking leeches is a-ok in my book. When you have copyrights that literally last longer than any human can possibly live? That just shows that the system as is is irretrievably broken.

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    3. Re:You are smarter than me by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      "The judge is right." That would be cheating — playing on people's tendency to believe that a judge's reasoning is usually superior

      The judge is right. You've made two mistakes. The judge has a very large gang of men and women in blue costumes who view them as holy men, and are using violence to enforce their opinions without much regard to their content. The OP as a math major doesn't have this. Second is that law is hardly univocal, with many different conflicts and tensions within. It often says two or three or more things about one.

      See The Myth of the Rule of Law by John Hasnas to drive the second point home

  5. The real hurdle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " But the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place."

    As in Canada our federal judges are appointed, not elected by citizens, I can only hope we "call out" more judges when they make idiotic decisions in cases, such as when Parliament overruled the CRTC and a federal judge told them they could not.

     

    1. Re:The real hurdle? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, as we see from this clueless asshat, they'll be called out just as (if not more) often when they make the right calls, too, so there goes your SNR.

  6. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started reading, then got to the car rental part which made very little sense as a point in favour of Mr. Complainer & then I read the comments as it was much less to process.

    At this point I feel that I have wasted my time reading that far & that I should probably slam my head into my desk in order to feel better. /Facepalm

  7. Tripe by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I gave up reading midway because the OP has no idea what precisely he's talking about and the claimed "logic" there is extremely weak. The reason the rental agency would likely be on the hook in that accident is that them and their employees are the only ones known to have access to those vehicles without more information, hence why they'd be the most likely party in any legal action.

    As far as police and witness accounts, those are definitely very important in establishing the question of whether or not the lease applied to the suspect in question. With an IP you don't get any corroborating evidence at all until you raid the place and seize the computers and if you can't readily find the materials you've nothing else to lean on. So should somebody be at the residence as a guest or just using an open WAP you've no way of establishing which it is. And that there is the problem, because you don't have any assurance at all that the person assigned the IP was the person the ISP thinks it was you cannot equate the two situations. Plus, because of the way that DHCP works there have been cases where the completely wrong person was investigated due to timezone problems.

    In other words, complete tripe, and you definitely don't need to be an attorney to see how weak the assertions here are.

    1. Re:Tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I definitely spent more time reading the garbage at the bottom of the page (seems to be encoded with a char cipher of some form given the ordering of letters but I'm not going to waste time deciphering it enough to plug into Google and figure out what they pulled it from) than this article. The last thing ANY corporation needs is the right to attain information on users of a web service - all it would take something in the EULA "you must be at least 1 to use this site" and by hitting "I agree" you give them the right to look up anything they want to confirm this via ISP records - Zuckerberg probably funded this bs article.

    2. Re:Tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THe other piece is that Rental agencies don't have a "safe harbor" from litigation the way ISPs do. One reason rental agencies have all those hoops you have to jump through, and fine print in their contracts is to be able to demonstrate that they weren't negligent in renting a car to an incapable driver, and that if you do get in an accident, it's your own fault. The ISPs are excluded from being copyright defendants in the law itself, as long as they comply with certain requirements such as not hosting data.

  8. Non-lawyer? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

    "the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place."

    I think that's absolutely silly. Although having a JD may uniquely qualify you in matters of law, why should an average citizen not be allowed to question a judge's ruling? The laws are printed in books to which we can all refer and question the interpretation of.

    I suspect the answer is, "because we like the judge's ruling" and if matters were reversed this statement would not have been included.

    1. Re:Non-lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are very well read in law than a paralegal or JD may not be required, otherwise what you think that law says may bear no resemblance to how it is applied in a court of law. The legal profession has their own language.
      As for liking the ruling, maybe it's just that judge showed some common sense (which is actually very uncommon).

    2. Re:Non-lawyer? by Improv · · Score: 2

      Non-lawyers are "entitled" to question the ruling, but just like someone arguing with their cardiologist over plans for surgery, the person without the specialised training is likely to be pretty seriously off.

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    3. Re:Non-lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he hadn't spent so much time defending his right to an opinion, I would have given more credence to his opinion. Instead he comes across as an idiot jumping up and down and demanding that we listen to him.

    4. Re:Non-lawyer? by Loadmaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although having a JD may uniquely qualify you in matters of law, why should an average citizen not be allowed to question a judge's ruling?

      The average citizen can question a judge's ruling all they want, but this article is a great reason for not doing so in public.

    5. Re:Non-lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This concept of lay people reading laws out of books misses the entire point of our legal system. while laws were originally written in a simpler form, case law and precedent dictate how they are interpreted and intended to function. just because you read an original law and have an opinion of its intent, and how it applies in an individual case does that mean that is how it is applied legally at this time.
        my guess as a lay person is that there are overriding concerns of privacy or allowing corporations to conduct witch hunts with minimal evidence.

    6. Re:Non-lawyer? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      "the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place."

      No, the real hurdle is convincing people that someone who has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of an ability to reason logically is entitled to call anyone out on their logic.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  9. The question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what does a complete fucking metrosexual left wing extremist entitlement baby like Bennett know about anything at all?

  10. i am not a psychologist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I think the OP has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

    Oh, wait. I am not qualified to make that diagnosis due to my COMPLETE LACK OF QUALIFICATIONS AND TRAINING.

    1. Re:i am not a psychologist... by .sig · · Score: 1

      Should've stayed at the Holiday Inn Express last night...

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    2. Re:i am not a psychologist... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      You're allowed to have that opinion if you like, and you might even be right despite no training. Lack of qualifications simply means you have no legal authority to do anything about it.

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  11. This is a prime example by name_already_taken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a prime example of why people without legal training should not attempt to critique court decisions.

    Words that mean one thing to lay people mean something else to the courts.

    On top of that, couldn't this have been summarized in some compact format so that readers know if they want to read the entire wall of text or not?

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    1. Re:This is a prime example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so now I have to be a lawyer to call out legal bullshit when I see it?

    2. Re:This is a prime example by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2

      No, but you should at least have some idea what you're talking about before you belly up to the table. This could be anything from "took a law class" to "studied material independently" to "read Groklaw for 8 years" but you should have *some* modicum of knowledge about legal quirks before you lambaste a judge's ruling.

    3. Re:This is a prime example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a prime example of why people without legal training should not attempt to critique court decisions.
      Words that mean one thing to lay people mean something else to the courts.

      ... and why must this be the case? It begs the question -- why can't the courts write things in a way that regular laypeople can understand in the way in which the court intends? Having a secret 'alternate' meaning to the English language is elitist, exclusionary, and just propagates the idea that the legal profession is a special guild in which we plebes aren't allowed to participate.

      The fact that these peoples' decisions affect all of our lives in very concrete, often deleterious ways, makes it a real travesty that we have such little input into the process, and it's downright rude for lawyers and judges to dismiss comments with what you've parrotted above.

      We damn well should critique the legal decisions made by our legal 'masters', loudly and often because we have a very large stake in what they do and say.

    4. Re:This is a prime example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a prime example of the useless twaddle you'd expect from some pompous ass with two surnames.

    5. Re:This is a prime example by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, but you should at least have some idea what you're talking about before you belly up to the table. This could be anything from "took a [...] class" to "studied material independently" to "read [a subject-matter website] for 8 years" but you should have *some* modicum of knowledge about [the field's] quirks before you lambaste [an expert's] ruling.

      Generalized that for you. Think about how many things you learned in comp sci that either seemed obviously correct (but turned out to be true for completely unexpected reasons) or obviously incorrect (but follow as the logical offshoot of earlier results). Any field seems easy until you learn enough about it to realize how complex some of its issues really are.

      Not that you were wrong at all. I just wanted to extend your statement a little.

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    6. Re:This is a prime example by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      This is a prime example of why people without legal training should not attempt to critique court decisions.

      Not really. Anyone can call them out, and anyone can be right, depending on the validity of their arguments. This, I think, is an example of someone being wrong. But, it doesn't mean that everyone without legal training is wrong.

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    7. Re:This is a prime example by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      ... and why must this be the case?

      Because law is a complex field with its own jargon, much of which sounds like plain English but isn't.

      In other words, it's exactly like math. In everyday usage, for example, "A implies B" means something like "A hints at B" or "A suggests B". In math, "A implies B" means "if A is true, then B is true".

      And it's exactly like science. Think of the trouble caused by people thinking that a scientific "theory" (something generally recognized as a reasonable model of reality within its operating parameters) is the same thing as a colloquial theory (which varies from "a pretty likely idea" to "wild-assed guess").

      And it's exactly like computers. Upon inspection by the casual observer, a "hard drive" isn't any harder than any other component in a computer, and it doesn't seem to be driving anything. A bus doesn't tote children around. A card looks nothing like a playing card or something you'll send your mom this Sunday. A mouse isn't a mouse. A cursor doesn't.

      Jargon is jargon and for a very good reason: without it, it's almost impossible to communicate clearly and succinctly with other practitioners in a field.

      It begs the question

      No, it doesn't. <-- jargon

      why can't the courts write things in a way that regular laypeople can understand in the way in which the court intends? Having a secret 'alternate' meaning to the English language is elitist, exclusionary, and just propagates the idea that the legal profession is a special guild in which we plebes aren't allowed to participate.

      It is a special guild, exactly like mathematicians, scientists, and computer scientists are their own guilds with "elitist and exclusionary" languages of their own. Do you want to refer to a "device which makes connections between different wire-and-socket combinations in a collection of high-speed mathematical processing systems within close proximity to each other" or a "switch" when talking to the guy in the next cubicle?

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    8. Re:This is a prime example by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

      "Words that mean one thing to lay people mean something else to the courts."

      Hmm, that explains Bill Clinton's response of (my best recollection of the quote) "That depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." in an interview.

      Back on topic, from yet another IANAL: OP's arguments are astoundlingly weak, but a couple of points where I think the judge did fail:
      1) The rental car analogy works in the sense that knowing which license plate is involved in an accident doesn't necessarily tell you who the driver is (say for a hit and run), even if you have the rental agency records. The car could have been stolen, it could have been a family member driving, etc. Very similar to having your neighbor "borrow" your wi-fi or your kid downloading MP3s would show up as coming from your IP address in the ISP records. I think the point the judge was making is that there is no "safe harbor" for car rental the way there is for ISPs who are only data carriers, so therefore an ISP is not a potential defendant, whereas a car rental agency might be a defendant if it could be shown they were negligent in renting a car to a driver.

      2) Part of the judge's arguments about not granting the subpoenas was that based on the IP addresses, there was no guarantee that the actual act of copyright violation (assuming there was one) took place by a respondent in the court's jurisdiction. But this argument fails completely except in the limited case of users who actually reside at the boundary of a court's jurisdiction. Even if someone is stealing a neighbor's wi-fi, they would almost always be within the same jurisdiction as the person "identified" by IP address.

      So the key point in the judge's argument seems to be that there is a measurable probability of a false accusation based on IP address. And because of the nature of the charge of illegally downloading porn as being extremely embarrassing and damaging to one's reputation and relationships, a strict standard is being applied to ensure that no false accusations are made. I could easily see the same court allowing a similar subpoena for MP3 downloads on the basis that those falsely accused would suffer less harm than in the current case. But more likely, he'd fall back on misjoinder of unrelated cases into a single suit.

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  12. Bottom of this page? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What on earth is going on at the bottom of this page?

    1. Re:Bottom of this page? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth is going on at the bottom of this page?

      I know. What the hell is with the huge block of meaningless, indecipherable text? I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

      Wait....what? You said the BOTTOM of the page? Oh, I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, either.

  13. You're on a (pay)roll by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

    The quality of those off-brand "logic" things just doesn't measure up to real logic.

  14. The RIAA showed us how to abuse it by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, because I don't think that subpoenaing a defendant's identity from a service provider constitutes an abuse of the legal system in and of itself.

    The abuse does not come from the request itself, but usually what follows said request. The plaintiff usually knows that he has thin legal ground over his lawsuit and will pull back his suit before a judgement likely to favor the defendants (and set a landmark) can happen. He will then turn around and DIRECTLY contact each of those defendants that got outed in the discovery process and personally extort thousands of dollars from them under threat of ruining them through endless litigation that will cost them far more to defend themselves from a million dollar lawsuit.

    Now THAT is textbook abuse.

    1. Re:The RIAA showed us how to abuse it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even ignoring the more "equitable" abuse of the discovery process you are referring to (i.e. extortion due to ridiculous laws passed by congress providing up to $250,000 in statutory damages when actual damages range from $0-100), the unanswerable question for these lawsuit-trolls is why they should only pay one ~$300 suit filing fee to sue up to 5,000 people, and one filing fee for the subpeona, etc.

      The only argument is basically to demand that as the "violation" occurred through use of the internet, jurisdiction and venue are non-issues. Clearly this is an issue of first-impression, and there is no reason to believe any judge would accept this reasoning unless they spent their career lobbying for the RIAA, as at least one federal judge related to these cases has.

  15. So I read the fucking article. by renek · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something? I don't believe I have ever read anything by Bennet before, but this guy's argument is awful. None of the points he makes actually address the issues at hand. The two that pop out to me are: 1. Open wireless network, hacker, etc, IE you didn't download any infringing material and someone else used your IP. The judge argues this: "Moreover, VPR ignores the fact that IP subscribers are not necessarily copyright infringers." Bennet responds with: "Well, true — the assignee of the IP address might not be the actual copyright infringer. But, more generally, being named as a defendant in a lawsuit does not mean that you're at fault anyway — that's what the trial is for." So, once again, am I missing something or did he just agree with the main point of Judge Baker's entire argument? If the IP addy might not be the actual infringer and we in this country are supposedly innocent until proven guilty then the entire case should be thrown out. "Being named as a defendant in a lawsuit does not mean that you're at fault anyway." Really? How many people who have been wrongly accused of downloading child porn or something equally heinous only for the cops to say, "Oops". This of course leads to the second tenet of the arguement: "Could expedited discovery be used to wrest quick settlements, even from people who have done nothing wrong? The embarrassment of public exposure might be too great, the legal system too daunting and expensive, for some to ask whether VPR has competent evidence to prove its case." And then Bennet responds, agreeing with him once again. "Now these are actually all fair points. The logical error is that they apply to any lawsuit — Judge Baker makes no argument why these problems would be more pronounced in a lawsuit against 1,000 John Does." So in the end he agreed with Judge Baker's two main points (that support the rest of his argument). What am I missing?

    1. Re:So I read the fucking article. by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Your argument is wrong. It is perfectly fine that an innocent person could go to court (and this would be a civil court where there is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty"). The point that the judge made is that it is the _right person_ that has to go to court. And in this case, many of these people would be the _wrong_ person. This is the difference between one person suspected of shoplifting, who is proven innocent because they can show a store receipt (right person but innocent), and another person suspected of shoplifting, who is proven innocent because they didn't grab the guy who ran out of the store with his pocket full of stolen goods, but an innocent bystander (wrong person).

    2. Re:So I read the fucking article. by cdrguru · · Score: 2

      I suppose the agreement on the point of quick settlements is that with any lawsuit discovery can indeed compel the "right" sort of defendant into a settlement.

      Just the thought of having it publicly declared that some company was mixing dead rats in with the baby food might be enough to make the company settle and seal the settlement so news of the dead rats never actually gets out. Absolutely. But it doesn't matter what sort of lawsuit it is or if it is about copyright infringement or mixing dead rats in with baby food - the threat of legal action and public exposure is always present.

      I suppose you might say that a lawsuit about copyright infringement tends to target people with less resources because if they had more money they would just buy stuff instead of downloading for free. Except nearly everyone downloads for free, regardless of their financial position. Quick now, if you want something and can get it for free, which is better - free or spending some money? I'd say everyone up to Bill Gates is going to answer "free", and many people with more resources got that way because they didn't spend money frivously. So I don't believe the "less resources" argument at all.

      So what is the point of saying that expediated discovery might be intimidating? Any discovery, expedited or not, is going to be intimidating to a lawsuit defendent in some manner. The mere fact of having the lawsuit filed is going to cause disruption to the defendent, whether the defendent is a college student or IBM.

  16. Obligatory Movie Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let off some steam, Bennett!

    1. Re:Obligatory Movie Quote by nugatory78 · · Score: 1

      I finally managed to stop rofl. Finally something that made reading this worth while. I was feeling like I had been robbed of my time.

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      The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert
  17. As a matter of law ... by debrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sir –

    I read the article up to the point where it inferred that logic was lacking with respect to a car rental company being liable for the injuries caused by a driver who rented that car.

    I propose a two-fold answer. As a matter of law, many states have statutes that require owners to be responsible for the accidents involving those who are using their car with permission. That's the end of the legal analysis in most cases. Why do we have that law, you ask? To protect victims.

    The policy rationale for requiring owners to be responsible for the use of their vehicle by others is to protect victims by ensuring that when accidents occur there are insurers to compensate innocent victims (at least, this is the rationale in the fault-based systems such as most of the USA). In the case of rental cars the cost of that insurance is incurred by the rental car company, which cost they pass that cost onto the drivers.

    How does society dictate that car rental agencies get insurance? By enacting statutes that make owners liable for the negligence of the drivers.

    The alternative has been shown to result in patchy coverage of injuries occurring in motor vehicle accidents. This lack of coverage hurts innocent victims who, in fault-based insurance schemes, may have no recourse to compensation from uninsured or underinsured drivers.

    Thus, to provide innocent victims with a recourse to compensation, many societies have decided that the owners of vehicles, who shall generally have insurance, shall be responsible for the accidents caused by drivers of their vehicles, who may not have insurance.

    Of course this policy and such laws are not uniform. In some cases the owner must be shown to be negligent or otherwise responsible or aware of the driver's behaviour.

    I'm not sure if this was the basis for the logic of the Judge in this case, but it's a well known rationale that I thought may be worth sharing.

    The rest of the article was tl;dr.

    1. Re:As a matter of law ... by Tim+C · · Score: 0

      I read the article up to the point where it inferred that logic was lacking

      It implied, from which you inferred.

    2. Re:As a matter of law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An article can infer "that logic was lacking," as you could see from reading the definition: Definition of INFER transitive verb 1 : to derive as a conclusion from facts or premises

    3. Re:As a matter of law ... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The rental car company is a potential defendent because their equipment was being used. In the case of a hit-and-run accident all the police and/or plantiff might have is the license plate. So who ran down the little old lady? Well, you start with the rental car company and if they can provide convincing, legally sound information about someone else that might be responsible for the actual accident you refile your lawsuit or the police move on looking for a suspect.

      Same thing with an ISP. Their equipment was being used and they are responsible in the first measure. They may be able to provide convincing, legally sound information about a different defendent - or not. It really doesn't matter. It would seem logical to start with the ISP in all cases and if they can't provide information that meets legal standards then the ISP is responsible.

      After all, the IP address might be one that is used internally by the ISP itself as part of their operations.

      This would quickly resolve itself within about 10 minutes the first time an ISP is named as a defendent and was called into court.

    4. Re:As a matter of law ... by OSPolicy · · Score: 1

      This seems to be the place in the replies for calm and cogent responses, so I will pick up the thread from where debrain's thoughtful analysis leaves off.

      >"And such information is not necessarily confidential; accident reports and police records may also identify the driver." True, but what does this have to do with anything?

      There are a couple of angles here, but judicial economy is one. The idea is that there are certain rules that are in place to make the judicial process more efficient. Here, the judge could be arguing that the name of the actual driver will inevitably come out anyway, either from police reports or the rental car agency giving the driver up so that liability shifts to him. Given that the disclosure of this nonconfidential information is inevitable, let's get on with it and save everyone a lot of time and money.

      By contrast, disclosure of confidential customer information is not inevitable so it is appropriate to observe the details of process.

      >The question is: given a certain probability that a company's customer is guilty

      That is not a given. The factors that would let one estimate the probability that there was even wrongdoing in the first place, let alone that a specific person committed the specific wrong, come out during discovery and trial. The subpoena in question is coming before any of that.

      >If some customers in similar situations have had their identities made public by other circumstances, the judge's ruling gives no reason why that should be relevant at all, in a situation where the customer's identity is not public

      Their identities became public through the same judicial process being invoked here. Because we live in a system of precedent in which persons similarly situated are supposed to be similarly treated, the judge's statement is directly relevant.

      >For a court to take a plaintiff's case against a given defendant seriously, they [sic] just have to believe that there is a reasonable probability of the plaintiff winning.

      That is often necessary but never sufficient. A predicate inquiry in every legal question is jurisdiction. Doe the court have jurisdiction over the people involved? Here, the judge is saying that he has no reason to believe that his court has jurisdiction over the Doe defendants.

      >But there is no reason to think that in the case of these entities, there would be any more "disconnect" between the actual infringer and the user on the network that the IP address had been assigned to.

      A recurring theme in law is burden of proof. Your statement boils down to "defendant cannot prove that there is a greater disconnect in one instance than in the other." Even if the defendant cannot prove it, that is immaterial. At this stage of the proceeding, the burden of proof is on the plaintiff to state an argument and support it. We're not at the beyond-a-reasonable-doubt stage yet, but plaintiffs cannot just haul anyone into court with mere conclusory statements. Plaintiff did not produce evidence about the level of disconnect, and it is not the court's job either to find that proof or to put the resources of the ISP at plaintiff's disposal just because such proof is not available. The plaintiff must carry the burden of proof beyond mere conclusory statements.

      >I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either

      Ummm.... well... actually, there is something called presumption of innocence. How it works is, we presume that people are innocent until... well, anyway.

      >Plaintiff started with a list of 100 defendants, and then expanded it to 1,000. What does this have to do with the legitimacy, generally, of suing John Doe defendants and subpoenaing their identities?

      The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure require that defendants in a lawsuit to be joined by the same kernel of operative facts. In other words, they all have to be in on the deal together. If

    5. Re:As a matter of law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is likely to fall on deaf ears, especially as it is nearly a day after the post and coming from an AC. However, I cannot let this slip by unanswered. The DMCA provides safe harbor to ISPs for copyright infringement cases unless the infringing material is stored on their equipment. Under this safe harbor provision, there is no requirement that they be able to provide any information regarding its subscribers to someone attempting to sue them. As such, when the ISP does not provide information the plaintiff wants, the ISP is still under the safe harbor provisions. Therefore, despite maybe being an illogical conclusion, it is still the correct outcome under the current law.

      If the ISP I work for was to get named as a defendant for this type of case, as a lawyer I would not be releasing information regarding our subscribers to get out of it, especially since we would most likely not have this information any longer. Instead I would be merely showing that the IP is not in the range we use internally, and thereby the alleged infringing material was not stored on our equipment.

      I agree that it would be resolved within about 10 minutes, but not with the decision you reach.

  18. ip's != people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ip's come and go, they really are not reliable to identify people. anyone who knows what they're doing can spoof them... you newbs saying otherwise should go back to college and learn that, those of us who never went to college and really are in touch with reality know this.

  19. Nonsense comment at bottom of page - derived from: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://www.fusionplant.com/archive/textfiles/gnu_fortune/gnu_fortune_medicine

    In case you were wondering.

    A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:

    1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
    Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose
    valuable scientific objectivity.

    2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.
    Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the
    gentleness and reassurance he can get.

    3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED.
    Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.
    %
    A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:

    4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
    You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into
    the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent
    disability you may have experienced.

    5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT.
    It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be
    explained in terms that you would understand.

    6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL TREATMENT READILY.
    Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting
    research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
    %
    A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:

    7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY.
    You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly,
    to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.

    8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD.
    It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.

    9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE
    OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR.
    The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a
    sacred duty to protect him from exposure.

    10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE.
    This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment.
    %
    A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Was it true," the woman
    inquired, "that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest
    of her life?"
    She was told that it was. There was just a moment of silence before
    the woman proceeded bravely on. "Well, I'm wondering, then, how serious my
    condition is. This prescription is marked `NO REFILLS'".
    %
    A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have
    some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news." The bad news is
    that you only have six weeks to live."
    "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could possibly be worse than that?"
    "Well," the doctor replies, "I've been trying to reach you since
    last Monday."
    %
    A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither
    physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even
    when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting."
    -- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925
    %
    A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth. Afterwards, the doctor
    came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you."
    "Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked.
    "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but we don't know how. Your son
    (we assume) was born with no body. He

  20. Meh by JoeCommodore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I were the movie music industry I'd be supporting the transition to IP v6, as it reduces the ambiguity. But then again, the shadow of doubt related to IP addresses in identifying criminals is still quite large.

    Another part of his argument is that the truth will be revealed in court, the purpose of many of the summons is not to get to court but to get revenue, We have seen when people take action on a false claim the companies, try to drop the matter wirhout incurring expense or wrongdoing on their part, that has highlighted there is more than a shadow of a doubt with the current method of discovery.

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    1. Re:Meh by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      If I were the movie music industry I'd be supporting the transition to IP v6, as it reduces the ambiguity.

      Not really, depending on how ISPs implement it, they'll probably just route a /64 to you, I'd think that'd make it harder to identify as that's a few fucktons of IPs that still could be going anywhere.

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    2. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With IPv6 fixed line networks, home computers will be allocated an IP from the prefix delegated to the residential gateway. IOW, we still have very little knowledge of where a particular IP was allocated.

    3. Re:Meh by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      If I were the movie music industry I'd be supporting the transition to IP v6, as it reduces the ambiguity.

      It doesn't have to, and nothing prevents you from manually assigning your own made-up IPv6 address to hosts on your network. I have a lot of FreeBSD machines, each running a lot of jails. The main interface gets its address from autoconfig but each of the aliases for the virtual machines comes from piping /dev/random into md5sum and inserting a colon after every 4 nibbles.

      For that matter, there's nothing stopping you from putting an address-randomizing NAT on your gateway so that outgoing connections seem to come from a random distribution of your home /64 block. What subset of those 18*10^18 fictional hosts corresponded to your laptop at 2:43 AM yesterday morning?

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  21. What a load of crap by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Obviously if you are "damaged" by a rental car you sue the rental car company they will then hand over the guy who rented the car on a silver platter to you. If you don't directly sue the ISP when you are "damaged" by an IP address then the anoalogy is completey invalid as the Judge stated.

    Now I don't know the lagalities and whether you do or do not sue the ISP in that case, but you weren't arguing based on legalities you were arguing based on logic (well at least claiming to).

    And no I didn't read any further, given how stupid the lead argument was.

  22. forget Bennett, what the hell is that?! by corbettw · · Score: 1

    Anyone else seeing what looks like chants to Cthulu written in Orcish at the bottom of the page for today's QOTD?

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    1. Re:forget Bennett, what the hell is that?! by game+kid · · Score: 1

      Oh, that? That's just the ramblings of frequent Slashdot contributor Oraargg Unfrygba.

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    2. Re:forget Bennett, what the hell is that?! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      It's rot-13ed, and starts thus:

      A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT

    3. Re:forget Bennett, what the hell is that?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROT13, dude. Guessed it immediately, actually. The plaintext doesn't really seem to indicate any reason why it's in ROT13. Didn't read it all though.

  23. relevant by Jeek+Elemental · · Score: 2

    todays fortune seems spot on for the FA

  24. Expertise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mathematicians commenting on law, is equivalent to the perpetual motion crackpots commenting on physics.

  25. Absurd credentialism by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    But the real hurdle is convincing people that a non-lawyer is entitled to call out a federal judge on their logic in the first place.

    That's because most Americans don't read the tortured logic they often employ to justify their decisions. Kelo v. New London would give a normal person a brain aneurysm trying to wrap their mind around the thought process used to justify an upward redistribution of real estate wealth to rich land developers on the basis that their ability to generate better public revenues is a "public purpose" under the 5th amendment.

    Those of us who have read a few major court rulings are well aware of how fallible they are. In my opinion, this is a typical example of why mass democracy is deadly to a republic. You have an ignorant, teeming mass of voters who are "deferring to their betters" in the judiciary while simultaneously wanting the privileges that are granted to an informed and responsible electorate.

    1. Re:Absurd credentialism by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      More than that, you need to filter out the nutjobs who would otherwise sue everyone and everything using insane troll logic to justify themselves and would constantly bog down the legal process by questioning even well established facts by claiming that "nobody ever proved it to them." Having lawyers as necessary middlemen does remove a whole lot of clutter for this specific problem, and if the lawyer himself becomes the problem, Jack Thompson demonstrated how well that ends up for them.

    2. Re:Absurd credentialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, ok. You're mad about Kelo.

      So, enlighten us. In your own words. Use legal reasoning, or engineer reasoning, or whatever, but do tell us: what's fatally wrong with the reasoning in Kelo? We can all concede that legal opinions are "fallible" (FYI nobody contends otherwise, and Kelo itself is always published with an extremely pointed dissent), so are you just angry that the constitution contains an ambiguity about takings?

  26. You have no clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, truth is not decided by popular vote. Something either is, or is not true. You apparently spend too much time on social web sites that entice you to "make yourself heard" by voting for some silly thing or other.

    I won't go through all the problems in your diatribe, but I have to point to one place where you are just so ignorant its pathetic.

    Your 'response' to the Judge's statement - "As VPR points out, ex parte motions for expedited discovery have been granted in similar cases in other districts; among the thousands of Does in those cases, relatively few motions to quash have been filed" - is spot on... if you had only stopped after the first 10 words - "I'm not even sure what Judge Baker is saying here..."

    Clearly you have not researched the issue about which you seem to think you're an expert. The reason relatively few motions to quash have been filed is because the deadline for filing a motion to quash passes before those being sued have been identified and made aware of being sued. That's why they are named "Does", as in John and Jane. Only after the expedited discovery has taken place are real names matched up with IP addresses, and then its too late for those people to quash the expedited discovery motion.

    You really need to knock your self-assessment of your intelligence down several pegs. You aren't nearly as smart as you think you are. In fact, you come across as one of those Idol contestants that think they are the next superstar and are just pathetically awful singers.

  27. Really? Corporate users linked to IP address? by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1
    What are you smoking?

    In fact, in the case of, say, a corporate network, it's more likely that an IP address would have been assigned by the IT department to a specific, trackable user, and not shared out on an unsecured Wi-Fi network where the IP could have been hi-jacked by a car parked on the street

    Have you ever worked in a corporation? If so, have you ever worked in the IT department of a corporation? These questions are rhetorical since your conclusion is obviously based on not having done so. The IP addresses in most cases are not static assigned, especially to workstations, desktop PCs, and laptops. Why? Because it is a royal pain once you start dealing with people moving between multiple buildings or subnets. No IT department would ever want to handle dealing with changing IP addresses, switch configurations, VLANS, or routers whenever someone moves between two locations. No, they setup large DHCP pools on different subnets across the different buildings. If a laptop moves to a new location (say for a meeting or presentation in a conference room), the wifi network picks up the DHCP request and issues a new address based on what is available in the pool. If that user then goes back to his desk and puts the laptop in the docking station, it does another DHCP request over the wired network (which should be a different VLAN/subnet than the wireless for security sake) and gets yet a different IP address from a different DHCP pool.

    Just about the ONLY thing that an IT department will assign static IP addresses to would be servers, and good luck claiming that an IP will point to a user on a server when there are potentially 100+ people using that server (we must have 50 - 100 servers for which at any given time there are at least 50 people logged into them).

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    1. Re:Really? Corporate users linked to IP address? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Your argument is idiotic: you can look at the DHCP vs MAC address logs, look up the hostname (Windows machines) etc, the service tag vs MAC address in your database, etc.

      TRWTF is that the OP hasn't ever heard of "NAT." At a corporation, if you connect to a Web site, you see a single IP address assigned to that corporation connecting to that Web server. NAT servers don't log this. Still, it's doable: time vs source port. NAT lets 64511 people connect to some address on port 80 by assigning them a different source port.

    2. Re:Really? Corporate users linked to IP address? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      I believe the point was that an IP address assigned by DHCP within a corporate environment would most certainly point to the user (i.e., infringer) rather than some random third party "sharing the connection."

      Whether or not there are DHCP logs which are legally sufficient to track down the individual user is irrelevent to the point being made in the article. The point being made was that in a corporate environment IP == Computer == User nearly 100% of
      the time whereas in a home environment you can't even get IP == Computer in many cases.

      How many privately NATed connections do you see in a corporate office?

  28. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm always interested in hearing why people think I might be mistaken

    You're mistaken because you write a lot of words and succeed in not actually saying anything.

  29. Face smear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a face-smearing moment. I can't believe I made it so far, but you said,

    In fact, in the case of, say, a corporate network, it's more likely that an IP address would have been assigned by the IT department to a specific, trackable user, and not shared out on an unsecured Wi-Fi network...

    BULLSHIT. You _clearly_ have no idea how networks work in general. My company network has 5 IP addresses, static, on the cable line. We use a grand total of... ONE of them for _all_ of our internet access. Every single employee that accesses the network from any machine whatsoever in the building, and any of the machines we hook up for updates (we run through about 50-100 unique machines, in addition to the 20 or so static office machines) uses _exactly_the_same_ IP address to access the internet.

    So in my case, any of these 100 machines could be the culprit. The only pieces of information they could have are 1. IP address, 2. time, 3. port. If they provided me with a time, I could get a list of what machines had a DHCP address at that time -- assuming the information hadn't timed out according to the 7-day (or is it 1-day?) lease period. If they gave me the port, I would be unable to do anything with it at all. I have no logs of what IP connected to what port when, nor what port was assigned for what machine when. Those log files would be massive. I don't think FreeBSD (the base of my router) even _supports_ that sort of logging. So when it hits my router, they ran into the base of a tree and they're looking for a specific leaf without any idea where it is or what it looks like. If the downloader set up a static IP and didn't use DHCP, I have no record of them being on the network at all. I'm interested in any details anyone can give me on how to retain more information, but I can't (CAN NOT) set up any sort of authentication for internet connections.

    Haven't you ever heard of NAT? Don't you realize that _EVERY_ home router uses NAT and puts multiple users behind _one_ ip address? Don't you realize companies do exactly the same thing so they don't have to buy a quarter million IP addresses each?

    Where the hell is the logic here? You seem to be unable to grasp the most basic of issues here. The judge has a much firmer grasp over what's going on that what you've demonstrated. Please, get off the internet, or at least shut up.

    BTW, I think the judge's argument about IP's being leased out like a car rental agency is very adept and creative. It does _not_ suggest that information behind an IP address should not be able to be subpoenaed, but probably cause is probably much more necessary to do so (in the case of a rental agency, and should be in the ISP instance). Even so, when you subpoena the first rental agency (the ISP), you're likely to get another that maintains much less accurate records (the home router, company router, whatever). As things go now, it's abused, and needs to be reined in; forbidding it is not the answer, but honestly, it's the best option until specific rules, allowed usages, reasonable investigative practices, whatever take place.

  30. This guy is wrong on some points. by REALMAN · · Score: 1

    I think this guy is wrong.

    The reason it's not reasonable to give out a subpoena for 1000 "John Does" is that the judge is not allowed to use the probability ratio that, as you stated, 90 percent of the IP holders are the actual infringers as a basis for probable cause for the subpoena. He must have probable cause for EACH individual person as a separate entity. This is the reason he mentioned that some are assigned to Universities.

    For example. Say you are one of those John Does and you live in an apartment building with 3 floors and 7 apt's per floor. You live on the second floor in the center most apartment. You have unsecured WiFi. The probability that you are the infringer is now potentially only 1 in 21. That would not provide probable cause for the subpoena.

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    1. Re:This guy is wrong on some points. by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      OK, great. Except how does anyone know the ISP account holder has an unsecured WiFi connection without finding out who it is first? The other, more common case is that they do not have an unsecured WiFi connection and the modem is directly connected to one and only one computer. In that case an IP address at a particular date and time does equal the identity of the computer. Then it is just a matter of establishing the identity of the specific user.

      Blocking any and all attempts at finding the user means there is no responsibility for anything online. Do we really want to live in that world?

  31. Pfft by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Well the guy might have a point about the Judges analogy and as analogies go they are much like a generality; it does not cover all the bases. However Mr. Haselton is barking up the WRONG tree. While the analogy may have logic holes one thing is for sure about the Judges position; the Judge is absolutely right; an IP address is associated to a MAC address not an Individual.

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    1. Re:Pfft by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yes. Absolutely. But there are many links along the way. What we have is:

      Action -> IP address -> MAC address -> Potential NAT translation -> Computer -> User

      What is needed is to move along this chain one step at a time. At each point there can be information obtained which identifies the next link. What you would seem to like is:

      Action -> User

      Well that might be nice, but we don't have that. Saying that without that there is no possiblity of holding a user accountable means nothing done online has any consequences because you can't be traced. Today that argument falls flat because you can be traced down to the computer. Connecting the computer with an individual is done every day and only in a very few cases does it not hold up in court.

  32. I love comment sections. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    Because for text walls like this, you can skim through the comments of the people that actually read the text wall, and figure out if it's worth reading.
    Consensus is pretty much "No, you're an idiot", so thanks slashdot commenters for saving me time.

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  33. Innocent Until Suspected of Guilt, eh? by PlaneShaper · · Score: 0

    I admit, I got about halfway through this willing to concede some aspects of earlier points could have been made stronger by the judge. Until I got here:

    "I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either. Come on — it's not that hard for a copyright holder to join a p2p network or find a Torrent tracker, and get a list of the IP address of a few users who are sharing or downloading their content illegally. Is it that hard to believe that most of the users on that list are probably doing what VPR said they were doing?"

    Assumption of innocence isn't just not a thing we shouldn't be doing, it is the very thing required of us to, in fact, do. Especially when the situation in question makes it easy to presume guilt without evidence, then it is even more important we not assume guilt just because of our ability to believe the accusation.

    Identities should most certainly NOT go to the corporation asking for them. Instead, the list of IP address should be passed to the appropriate authorities who can then conduct legitimate investigations as needed to obtain further evidence of any possible crime. The corporation should not receive any identity information about suspects until investigations conclude a crime has taken place.

  34. Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    If an infringement comes from an IP owned by an ISP, why don't they just sue the ISP? I'm saying to simply forget about this whole protection for service providers thing... and go after the party that one has the resources to determine is most responsible for the infringement.

    The ISP, meanwhile, would be lawfully entitled to collect all damages (including legal expenses) from the subscriber who is accountable for the MAC address allocated to that IP at the time of infringement.

    The subscriber, in turn, would be lawfully entitled to collect all damages (including legal expenses) from any person that they could provide adequate evidence is either directly guilty of the infringement, or else is somehow still legally accountable in some way to the ISP subscriber for the incident.

    The actual infringer, or at least the identifiable party who is most closely responsible for the activities of the infringer, pays an appropriate penalty, the subscriber's privacy is retained, and identities are not revealed to third parties, lawyers get rich... everybody wins.

    1. Re:Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      Yeah about the lawyers get rich -- you're just figured out a way to change one possibly un-bringable suit into 3 that have to be tried. Either you're a lawyer, or someone who has never had to defend themselves. Even if you win, you lose -- time, probably a goodly amount of money or at least the time-value of that (unless we add more suits for that too).

      You can get money back, but you can't get time back on your life just because someone wasted it. And by your best example, most of the people so afflicted are innocent and you know that up front.

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    2. Re:Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      There is no "protection for service providers". What there is today is a safe harbor provision that applies only to hosted materials if and only if they are responsive to removal requests for infringing and offending materials. This means that if you put up some child porn on your ISP-hosted web site they are not held responsible as long as it is taken down upon discovery of it. If they don't take it down, they will be held liable under today's laws.

      Absolutely, I agree with you that the right way to handle this is to start suing ISPs. The process would pretty much be like that when you get a photo traffic ticket in the mail with someone else's picture - you show the police that it wasn't you and they move on. They don't have to defend themselves in court other than to perhaps show their legally sound logs that says this customer was using that IP address at the given date and time. The action against them is dismissed and the lawsuit is refiled with a different defendent.

      Same thing happens when the account holder shows logs that says their neighbor was using a NATed address for that port at that date and time. What? No logs? Well, I guess the account holder is responsible then.

      I don't know what you might be smoking about the subscriber's privacy being retained. All of this would be in court records and the subscriber (or their attorney) would be required to show up in court with the appropriate logs and such. Sure, identities wouldn't be revealed to third parties beyond their identity being part of a public court record.

      It might be messy the first time an ISP got sued like this but a process would be established that all ISPs would follow which would make it even a bit more streamlined than it is today. Absolutely, the right way to go about it is suing the ISP because there is utterly no proof that the IP address being used is that of a customer and not that of the ISP themselves.

    3. Re:Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible idea. All you've done is add several middle-men to the equation, but in the end, the subscriber still has to prove that (s)he is innocent. We're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. While that's obviously not what's happening now, your proposal doesn't do anything to solve the problem, and quite possibly makes it even worse. I see it playing out like this:

      **AA sues ${Random_ISP}. ${Random_ISP} either has the money to fight the suit (thus potentially creating an even higher bill that they try to pawn off on the subscriber, who almost certainly doesn't have the money to fight ${Random_ISP}) or they simply settle to avoid the costs of the suit (because they are, again, just going to pawn off the bill on their customer -- my money is on this option). The subscriber then gets the bill from their ISP. Since they are using an unsecured wireless router, their MAC address matches the ISP logs. Their router almost certainly doesn't -- or at least, isn't set to -- log the MAC address of all computers connected to it at any given time, so they have NOTHING to offer as proof that someone else was infringing, nor any way to even begin the investigation. The fact that there is no infringing content upon any computer currently in the house, no P2P software installed, no copies of the infringing content, etc. is irrelevant since, under your proposal, they have to prove that someone else is responsible. In the end, they get left holding the bag for more money than they can possibly afford, so after losing their house, their car and all of their possessions, they declare bankruptcy and have no credit for seven years (or more)...all because someone else was leaching off their WEP-encrypted wireless router. Sucks to be them, huh?

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    4. Re:Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're joking because the possibility that you aren't is terrifying, but you took it a bit far for a joke.

    5. Re:Here's a wild and crazy thought.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are not following what I am getting at.

      The subscriber, while not necessarily personally guilty of any crime, could still (reasonably) be justly held financially responsible for damages caused by criminal activity which occurred utilizing services that he or she had agreed to be held accountable for. Such responsibility could conceivably be part of the terms of service agreement for utilizing an ISP's facilities.

      Again, however... civilly liable only, not criminally. Innocent until proven guilty need not apply, since the issue is not whether or not the defendant actually did something wrong, but only whether or not they are financially liable for damages.

      The typical subscriber who takes nothing more than reasonable precautions to ensure that their internet services are not utilized by other people without their explicit permission should not, in practice, ever find themselves being accused of something that actually legitimately points to their subscription, as virtually all network trespasses are the result of faulty security practices, and wholly avoidable with only a modest amount of discipline. People unwilling to put in that effort may likely pay a stiff penalty for such a choice, and my sympathy for such apathy hovers only slightly above nil.

  35. Don't read it by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

    Don't bother reading the wall of text. Well, the last paragraph is actually decent, but the rest is crap.

    This article shows one of the big things that's wrong with mass media in general: overconfident people with a big mouth (or a high WPM) get to reach a hugely disproportionate number of people, when compared with their ability to relate truth. In a world filled with too much information to process, it's more than just unfortunate to have so much inexpert shit to sort through: it's tragic. Can you imagine a world where Glenn Beck starts his show by saying "I have nothing of importance to say today; maybe tomorrow. Here's some music"? Wouldn't it be wonderful?

  36. Great Analogy Actually by Trintech · · Score: 1

    So again: Huh? Why is a rental car agency liable for an accident caused by one of its renters? Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable — but not simply if their customer did something reckless over which they had no control (which would be analogous to an ISP subscriber committing a copyright infringement that the ISP didn't know about).
    ...
    "The analogy between an ISP and a rental car agency is inappropriate, because a plaintiff could sue the rental car agency in order to subpoena the identity of the renter that hit them, but a copyright owner could not do the same to an ISP." [Judge Baker's argument.]

    I think this is actually a great analogy because, you see, the rental car company could install cameras and GPS in all of their vehicles to make sure that the people driving their cars were not breaking the law (speeding, texting while driving, driving under the influence,etc) and law enforcement could then subpoena these records anytime they think some rental car driver might have been breaking the law, but since the rental car companies don't do this, they are clearly being negligent (/sarcasm). This is very much akin to many of the arguments being made by copyright holders in court against ISPs / certain websites.

    1. Re:Great Analogy Actually by VortexCortex · · Score: 1
      It's a great analogy because ISPs can be people too...

      So again: Huh? Why is a rental car agency liable for an accident caused by one of its renters? Obviously if the rental car agency was negligent in the maintenance of one of its vehicles and that negligence led to the accident, they might be liable — but not simply if their customer did something reckless over which they had no control (which would be analogous to an ISP subscriber committing a copyright infringement that the ISP didn't know about).

      Wheels screeching to a FULL STOP!

      I have 8 computers, house parties, my GF and I work opposite (day/night) shifts, and we have friends over constantly... Additionally, since I need a BIG FAT Pipe, but only occasionally, Each of my two neighbors pitch in with me to buy Internet access -- I give them the WIFI key & screaming fast Wireless N access for cheaper than they can get it from AT&T or Comcast. I have no idea who else they let use our Internet connection!

      Reductio ad absurdum... GO!

      If MY friends or neighbors did something reckless over which I had no control (which would be analogous to an ISP subscriber committing a copyright infringement that the ISP didn't know about).

      DONE
      IP addresses do not represent people, they represent a fucking Internet Connection, YOU DOLT!
      $your_argument =~ s/ISP/ISP Subscriber/; goto TOP: //LOGIC FAILURE.
      Oh, that's right, you're not a coder, you're a Mathematician that has no concept of interpolation (let me introduce you to Grey. It's both black & white).
      Routers exist.

      Foolish fool, now you see the folly of your folly!

  37. Standards of proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Civil court: by a preponderance of evidence.
    Criminal court: beyond a reasonable doubt.

    No proceeding uses the "shadow of doubt" "standard" because it's neither instructive nor standardized.

  38. article should be retitled to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Mathematician Barely Making Sense.

  39. The second issue I have with this guys argument is by REALMAN · · Score: 1

    The Judge mentioned that he noticed a low number of motions to quash in these types of ex parte expedited discovery cases. Ex parte means without notice to the accused. The low number is more than likely the result of the policies of the particular ISP's in regards to giving notice to the subscriber that there is a subpoena for their information.

    The judge rightly noticed this discrepancy along with the fact that in some cases the IP holder was not the infringing party. The motion to quash is an essential right of the accused so they can tell the court "hey, I live in an apartment bldg with 20 people who could be leeching off my wireless therefore the subpoena should be quashed because there isn't enough probable cause that I am the infringer".

    The ex parte discovery process for that many people is likely to violate someone's rights and this is why the judge denied it.

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  40. Bennett Haselton is spectacularly clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And long winded. My god, Mr Hasselton, you will never have critical thinking skills, but perhaps you can hire some unlucky editor to read your diatribes and reduce the word count by about 96%.

  41. Where the analogy fails by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    You can subpoena the owner of a car to find out who the driver was. This happens when you privately own a car, if the car is involved in an accident you will be asked who the driver was. And it happens if you are a rental car company; if the rental car is involved in an accident, they will be asked who the driver was.

    Same with a router. If your router was involved in illegal copying or worse things, you can be asked who was using that router. But... your ISP doesn't own the router. Your ISP doesn't have to answer a subpoena. Only the _owner_ of the router has to. So if they find you, you'll have to tell them who used the router (me, my wife and children, the neighbours, and any criminal who came within 50 meters of my home). Just like Ford or GM don't have to respond if a car that they built is involved in an accident and don't have to give someone a list of everyone buying their cars.

  42. You're a moron. by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    If you were injured by someone in a rental car and you tried to get their license plate: YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. You would report the incident to the police, who would then subpoena the information and charge the person with something and fine/imprison them. If you wanted damages you would sue the rental agency... win and take their money. THEY would sue the person that they rented the car from. They could chose to give you the name of the person they rented the car to, but they'd be under no requirement to do so.

    1. Re:You're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no you would sue the driver

  43. yada by The+Shootist · · Score: 1

    It is everyone's 'right' to call out the Judge. But Judges are Judges because they have been judged to have better judgement than those laypeople who would call out the Judge.

    Or something.

    Regardless, IP addresses are not people. The Judge got that part right.

    1. Re:yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is everyone's 'right' to call out the Judge. But Judges are Judges because they have been judged to have better judgement than those laypeople who would call out the Judge.

      Where I live, judges are elected. Sure they have law degrees, but so do most politicians.

  44. Next week on Slashdot... by Zalbik · · Score: 1

    Next week on Slashdot...

    Lawyers discuss the legal reasons why P=NP.

    It would probably make more sense than this article.

  45. NAT much? by BurnHavoc · · Score: 1

    I'm moderately confident that if you compared commercial home ISPs to corporations and looked at the percentage of times that the "user of record" for an IP address according to the logs was the same as the actual person using it, that percentage would be higher for a corporation than for an ISP serving home users.

    And I'm extremely confident that you're pulling that out of your ass. Looking at one of the hotbeds for P2P traffic, universities, most have hundreds, if not thousands of computers in labs available to any student who decides to walk in an plop themselves in front of a keyboard. Not to mention public kiosks, that free hotel wifi that let us sit on facebook while sitting in the cafe. And then companies that have dedicated terminals for specific applications (ie hooked up to specialized hardware ie in labs and such), and terminal server systems where it doesn't matter what computer you sit at because you RDP into the terminal server. Most corporations hand out internal IPs via DHCP. Depending on the temperament of the Network Admin, those can range from 1hr leases to 3 days. As a side note, no corporations nowadays would assign a publicly routable IP to a employees workstation anyway, much less record the generic traffic and IP assignments of DHCP for all their systems. An ISP, hell yes. A corporation? Not a chance. So, how's logging all of that NAT traffic going for you Mr Haselton?

  46. Legal Errors by Bennett by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Judge: The rental analogy is not apt because the rental agency may be a potential defendant.

    Bennett: That’s a logical error because the rental agency isn’t a potential defendant. Though it might be and here’s why.

    Me: An owner of property whether it is a car, home, etc. is potentially a defendant. The owner can however prove to the court why they should not be included. Bennett even describes the reasons why. Isn’t that a logical error by Bennett?

    Judge: An IP address may not identify the individual who infringed as noted in recent events.

    Bennett: Yes, that’s true but that is why we have trials: To determine who is guilty.

    Me: There is a difference between a subpoena and a trial. The judge is not saying the IP address cannot lead to the infringer. Courts have ruled that a subpoena or search warrants must be specific as identify the individual and judge noted in recent cases why an IP address may not be specific enough. Judges do not like to grant blanket subpoenas for fishing expeditions. It is up to the plaintiff to demonstrate to the court why an IP address is specific enough in individual cases, not in general.

    Judge: The subpoena request lists corporations and public institutions as the ISP. This shows a disconnect.

    Bennett: What disconnect? The ability to find the individual is actually better in corporations.

    Me: There is a difference identifying the individual and the actions that are required to pursue based on the owner’s identity. While a corporation or public institution may provide networking to individuals, they are different legally and logically than a true ISP like your cable company. ISPs have Safe Harbor provisions while a corporation does not.

    What the judge is saying is that you may not need a subpoena for a corporation; sue the corporation to get it in discovery. For a public institution, there are probably procedures in place to access the information or the identity may not be known ever. The court is saying there are other avenues to get this information; don’t waste the court’s time with subpoenas since the plaintiff did not clearly think about these issues.

    Judge: The previous history of the plaintiff seems to suggest that they have expedited motions only to settle them quickly en masse.

    Bennett: Isn’t settling cases quickly supposed to be the point of a court?

    Me: The judge is saying that a court is not supposed to be a clearinghouse for processing lawsuits. A court is to be the arbiter when two parties cannot reach a legal settlement. Do not waste the court’s time by suing first then settling quickly.

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    1. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Like I said in the article: If we were to poll 10 lawyers, and show them my argument and your argument, and we didn't tell them which one was made by the math major and which argument was made in defense of an argument made by a federal judge, how confident are you that most of the 10 lawyers would vote you were right?

      To take one popular point of contention: " An owner of property whether it is a car, home, etc. is potentially a defendant. The owner can however prove to the court why they should not be included." Well, you could analogously say that the ISP is the true owner of the IP address (merely having leased it to the homeowner), so they are "potentially" a defendant too. (There may even be cases where they are partly at fault, for example, if they had received previous complaints about a particular user, and did nothing.)

      Now, you could come up with an argument as to why they should be treated differently, but my point was that you would have to make that argument, and the judge didn't. He simply said, "It's different, because you could sue the rental car agency", without saying why you would be justified in suing the rental car agency, but not the ISP.

    2. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Like I said in the article: If we were to poll 10 lawyers, and show them my argument and your argument, and we didn't tell them which one was made by the math major and which argument was made in defense of an argument made by a federal judge, how confident are you that most of the 10 lawyers would vote you were right?

      (1) Being a math major doesn't mean you understand law. (2) A decision is not a popularity contest. (3) Who made what statement is meaningless and besides the point.

      Well, you could analogously say that the ISP is the true owner of the IP address (merely having leased it to the homeowner), so they are "potentially" a defendant too. (There may even be cases where they are partly at fault, for example, if they had received previous complaints about a particular user, and did nothing . . .

      If you have a point here, you have not made it clear or succinctly. In fact you seem to be agreeing with the judge yet saying he made a logical error.

      Now, you could come up with an argument as to why they should be treated differently, but my point was that you would have to make that argument, and the judge didn't. He simply said, "It's different, because you could sue the rental car agency", without saying why you would be justified in suing the rental car agency, but not the ISP.

      Because the judge knows about the DMCA and the Safe Harbor position and how ISPs are different than rental agencies. He also probably knows the different liabilities associated when it comes to 3rd parties and defendants (and the lawyers would know it too).

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    3. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Like I said in the article: If we were to poll 10 lawyers, and show them my argument and your argument, and we didn't tell them which one was made by the math major and which argument was made in defense of an argument made by a federal judge, how confident are you that most of the 10 lawyers would vote you were right?

      (1) Being a math major doesn't mean you understand law. (2) A decision is not a popularity contest. (3) Who made what statement is meaningless and besides the point.

      Not all "popularity contests" are wrong. If you asked 10 different doctors what that rash on your arm probably was, and they all (independently of each other) gave the same answer, would you dismiss the results as a "popularity contest"?

      As for point #3 -- well, that's my point exactly. It shouldn't matter who made which statement. So if 90% of lawyers say I'm wrong when they know that argument A is being made by the judge and argument B is made by me, but the number changes to 50/50 when you poll a different group of lawyers and you don't tell them who made which argument, that just means the lawyers in the first group weren't evaluating the arguments objectively.

      Well, you could analogously say that the ISP is the true owner of the IP address (merely having leased it to the homeowner), so they are "potentially" a defendant too. (There may even be cases where they are partly at fault, for example, if they had received previous complaints about a particular user, and did nothing . . .

      If you have a point here, you have not made it clear or succinctly. In fact you seem to be agreeing with the judge yet saying he made a logical error.

      My statement is showing a way in which the ISP situation is analogous to the rental car situation. So it's in opposition to the judge's statement that the two are not analogous. I'm not sure in what way you think I'm "agreeing with the judge".

      Now, you could come up with an argument as to why they should be treated differently, but my point was that you would have to make that argument, and the judge didn't. He simply said, "It's different, because you could sue the rental car agency", without saying why you would be justified in suing the rental car agency, but not the ISP.

      Because the judge knows about the DMCA and the Safe Harbor position and how ISPs are different than rental agencies. He also probably knows the different liabilities associated when it comes to 3rd parties and defendants (and the lawyers would know it too).

      OK, so what I should have said is that the judge didn't say why you would be justified in subpoenaing the rental car agency for their customer's identity, but not the ISP. ISP have safe harbor provisions against being sued for their customer's actions, but not against being subpoenaed.

    4. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Not all "popularity contests" are wrong. If you asked 10 different doctors what that rash on your arm probably was, and they all (independently of each other) gave the same answer, would you dismiss the results as a "popularity contest"?

      There is a difference in getting 10 second opinions about a diagnosis and 10 opinions about whether a math major wrote something or whether a judge wrote it.

      As for point #3 -- well, that's my point exactly. It shouldn't matter who made which statement. So if 90% of lawyers say I'm wrong when they know that argument A is being made by the judge and argument B is made by me, but the number changes to 50/50 when you poll a different group of lawyers and you don't tell them who made which argument, that just means the lawyers in the first group weren't evaluating the arguments objectively.

      The question which you dance around but don't clearly make is whether you are right. Getting 10 lawyers to judge whether they can tell the origin of a piece is silly. The question is whether the positions you presented is legally correct not who wrote the words. It is unclear why you place so much emphasis on lawyers being able to discern the origin of words.

      OK, so what I should have said is that the judge didn't say why you would be justified in subpoenaing the rental car agency for their customer's identity, but not the ISP. ISP have safe harbor provisions against being sued for their customer's actions, but not against being subpoenaed.

      There are differences in liabilities in being a defendant and being a 3rd party. Thus the analogy breaks down. The judge didn't specify that but many here on /. seem to have grasped the distinction that you missed.

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    5. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Not all "popularity contests" are wrong. If you asked 10 different doctors what that rash on your arm probably was, and they all (independently of each other) gave the same answer, would you dismiss the results as a "popularity contest"?

      There is a difference in getting 10 second opinions about a diagnosis and 10 opinions about whether a math major wrote something or whether a judge wrote it.

      As for point #3 -- well, that's my point exactly. It shouldn't matter who made which statement. So if 90% of lawyers say I'm wrong when they know that argument A is being made by the judge and argument B is made by me, but the number changes to 50/50 when you poll a different group of lawyers and you don't tell them who made which argument, that just means the lawyers in the first group weren't evaluating the arguments objectively.

      The question which you dance around but don't clearly make is whether you are right. Getting 10 lawyers to judge whether they can tell the origin of a piece is silly. The question is whether the positions you presented is legally correct not who wrote the words. It is unclear why you place so much emphasis on lawyers being able to discern the origin of words.

      I'm not talking about testing whether the lawyers can tell who wrote the argument.

      I'm talking about having lawyers vote on which argument -- the point or the counter-point -- is correct. The reason I'm saying that I would remove the identifying information from the argument (not telling the voters which one was written by the judge, and which was written by the layperson) is because I might expect that lawyers would bias their answer in favor of voting that the judge was correct, if they knew which argument was made by the judge. But their objective would still be to vote for which argument is correct, not vote on which argument was written by the judge.

    6. Re:Legal Errors by Bennett by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about having lawyers vote on which argument -- the point or the counter-point -- is correct. The reason I'm saying that I would remove the identifying information from the argument (not telling the voters which one was written by the judge, and which was written by the layperson) is because I might expect that lawyers would bias their answer in favor of voting that the judge was correct, if they knew which argument was made by the judge. But their objective would still be to vote for which argument is correct, not vote on which argument was written by the judge.

      The judge wrote in his opinion exactly his reasoning. Your reasoning seemed to lack legal understanding. It wouldn't matter if gathered as many lawyers as you want, I am pretty sure that they would find your arguments flawed as others here did on slashdot. This was evident in your lack of understanding why 3rd parties are different than defendants. The rest of the points you also did not seem to understand but clearly the judge made a "logic" error in your eyes.

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  47. yeah, but american law is stupid by Snaller · · Score: 1

    A car is not a weapon. Its a vehicle. Can someone be killed by it sure, but thats not the primary objective, and you can kill with almost all items (if you are clever enough)

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    1. Re:yeah, but american law is stupid by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Well obviously they can be used as a weapon, either in self-defense or in malice; but they can also be used to kill squirrels, rabbits, deer, and other wildlife. Thus, for safety reasons, there are laws on how old you must be to operate one and licenses you must obtain to legally do so. Operating one while under the influence of alcohol, of course, is highly illegal and carries harsh punishments. Furthermore, operating them outside of specifically designated areas is forbidden, except on private property which you own or have permission to operate them on, and special precaution must be taken to ensure the safety of people who enter or cross areas where they are being operated.

      So what are these things am I talking about? Can you guess?

      Hint: a certain politician (a democrat, I think... or was it a republican? I can't remember) either killed or maybe only injured (gosh, my memory is terrible today) someone - was it a man or a woman? - although apparently the incident was an accident (or was it?) and I don't think the politician, whoever he was, ever really faced any severe consequences. I also seem to remember something about a... river? or was it a forest? Oh well. Maybe somebody knows what I'm talking about and can remind me.

  48. Yeah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on — it's not that hard for a copyright holder to join a p2p network or find a Torrent tracker, and get a list of the IP address of a few users who are sharing or downloading their content illegally. Is it that hard to believe that most of the users on that list are probably doing what VPR said they were doing?

    One word.

    TOR

  49. Re:Nonsense comment at bottom of page - derived fr by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Why the fsck does he have a block of filter-buster text at the bottom of the page?

  50. Jurisdiction makes a difference by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    Note that one aspect the judge noted was the lack of jurisdiction. The plaintiff hasn't been able to identify to the court even one defendant who the court has jurisdiction over, and the judge has noted numerous defendants the court definitely does not have direct jurisdiction over (the IP address involved is in a different state from the court, for instance). That changes the landscape pretty seriously, courts have a lot less authority to issue orders when it hasn't been established that they have jurisdiction to issue any orders in the first place.

    Even if you can establish that you've been injured, if you don't know who did it you can't just go into court and have them order everybody in the city to start coughing up information until you find the person who injured you. You have to do the legwork to identify a possible defendant that you can make a plausible claim against, and you have to file in a court that has jurisdiction (if the injury occurred in California, I live in California and the defendant lives in Arizona, I can't file in a Kentucky court because they won't have jurisdiction over any aspect of the case, I'd have to file in either California or Arizona).

  51. Wow, this is really bad. by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1
    Yeah, you know logic, my ass. Lets start with the Rental Car Analogy. The reason the Rental Car Agency would be a potential defendant is because they are the owners of the car that caused the damage and as such are liable, unless they can show that they assigned this liability to a third-party (the renter) and that the third-party accepted it the assignment (usually take care of in the signed rental agreement/contract). Secondly, in a given rental car, there can only be one driver at any given time an accident could take place. It is impossible to have more than one. This means that one car is tied to one license plate which is tied to one identifiable driver. Now, lets apply this to an IP address, an ISP, and a subscriber. First, the ISP cannot be a potential defendant as they cannot be held liable for copyright infringement due to their carrier status. The only thing they are required to do is to make a good faith effort to remove infringing material that they are claimed to be hosting upon receiving an official DMCA take-down notice. Second, an IP address is assigned to a device, not a person. Now there may only be that device assigned to the IP in the entire network but there could also exist hundreds or thousands of other devices behind that device which all share that IP address - known or unknown to the owner of the device. Each of these device(s) can have one or more users at any given time - known or unknown to the owner of any of the individual devices or to the owner of the parent device (with IP address assigned). So to sum up, one IP address maps to a single web-faced device as well as an unknown number of other devices operating behind that device. Each of these devices map to an unknown number of users. So the judge was comparing a one-to-one-to-one connection (Car-to-driver) with the end result being a single person who without a doubt was liable at the time to a one-to-one-to-many-to-many connection (IP-to-device(s)-to-person(s)) with the end result being an unknown number of people who only one of which may have been liable and no additional evidence to identify an actual individual. Sounds like an apples-to-oranges comparison to me. Think of it this way, say there was a murder which could only have been committed by a single person and the only evidence you have equally indicts 100 people. Without any other evidence, you have no case. Could that evidence be used to obtain 100 search warrants? I don't know but somehow I don't think so (and I hope not).

    I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either.

    Actually, in this country, we should assume that one is innocent until it has been proven that they are guilty. It's the founding concept at the heart of our entire justice system. Without sufficient proof they are to be considered innocent. It it's a tie, then they should be considered innocent. The benefit-of-the-doubt should always go to the defendant.

  52. lol by hldn · · Score: 1

    I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty â" but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either.

    be more of an idiot please.

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  53. Wow, this is supposed to be logical? by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    The arguments presented in this "article" are specious. It is clear that they author does not even understand what the case is about. He freely mixes the ISP's with the john does, suggesting he doesn't understand who is even being sued - which in fact is "nobody".

    Quick review... the case in question is against ISPs as part of a discovery process. The ISP is not charged with anything. They are being asked to provide information about a 3rd party as part of a suit that does not otherwise include them. Under normal circumstances this would be an illegal release of private information. So in order to get the information, the plaintiff (VPN in this case) has to show cause - that they have a case against a 3rd party and the ISP has data that is important to the process.

    But in addition, this case rests on the difference between "discovery" and "expedited discovery". There already is a legal process for getting this information as a part of case, it's discovery. During discovery, everyone is supposed to cough up every bit of data cogent to the case, and do so within a reasonable time frame. If someone involved thinks evidence is being withheld, then they can go back to the court and ask for expedited discovery, which compels the party to either present the evidence or argue why they can't.

    So I'm sitting at a red light and you rear-end my car. I can see that your passenger was filming the entire event. When I sue, my lawyers will ask for the video to be presented into evidence as part of the discovery process. But let's say your friend (or your lawyers more likely) say they can't get the video, that it's taking them time to figure it out or something. I then return to the court and try to get the discovery expedited, and if you don't turn it over then, or have a *really* good argumen for not doing it, you're in serious trouble.

    Ok, so...

    >>"As VPR points out, ex parte motions for expedited discovery have been granted in similar
    >> cases in other districts; among the thousands of Does in those cases, relatively few motions
    >> to quash have been filed."

    When someone does file for *expedited* discovery, it's *supposed* to mean the party in question (often a legal team) is deliberately dragging their feet. One excellent way to drag their feet even more is to file a motion to quash.

    So the judge is asking why it is that the expedited discovery is being used, if the defendant never quashes? If they don't file to quash, it would seem they were never dragging their feet in the first place.

    > The innocent John Does' only defense against abuse of the discovery process

    Uggg, here's a prime example of the author not understanding the case. The innocent John Does' are not part of the case at hand!

    > is to quash the subpoenas (basically, file a motion saying "I'm not guilty, so the
    > plaintiff can't have my identity")

    Nooo, the ISP would be the one quashing. Why might they do that? Well how about "this guy has sent us 100 of these a week with zero evidence to back up their claims. he's just using the courts to force us to do something that would normally be illegal"

    > Perhaps a lot of the John Doe defendants thus named are, in fact, guilty!

    Which has absolutely nothing to do with the case.

    > Uh, OK. Plaintiff started with a list of 100 defendants, and then expanded it to 1,000.
    > What does this have to do with the legitimacy, generally, of suing John Doe defendants
    > and subpoenaing their identities?

    I file to get the IP of one person, then in the middle of the proceedings I add 100 more.

    Now if I had all of these 100 IP's, which I should have if I did *my* discovery, then why would I have to add them in the middle of the case? Why didn't I have them at the start? And if I didn't have them at the start and I'm still finding them now, why am I asking for it to be expedited?

    The judge is saying "stop wasting our time, go and do your homework first".

    > How does the fact that s

  54. Legal Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing everyone keeps forgetting is that legal English is NOT your high school (or college) English. You cannot apply "logical analysis" to it. Each and every word and phrase has been adjudicated by a court of law as to it's meaning and it's application in briefs. Often times those meanings are directly contradictory to "common sense" definitions, as any competent lawyer will instruct you.

  55. Try The Other Hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be more fun...consider that if a rental is stolen, there is much more likely to be a significant amount of documentation indicating this. Not so if your WiFi is cracked.

  56. what about this? by GeorgeS · · Score: 1

    Did anyone stop to think that perhaps someone from the rental car agency could have actually been the person driving the car at the time of the accident?
    They do pick-up and deliver cars too.
    And just as well, an operator at the ISP could have been the person using the IP address at the time of the incident and it would be the burden of the ISP to prove otherwise!

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  57. You missed it by ggraham412 · · Score: 1

    "Well, true — the assignee of the IP address might not be the actual copyright infringer. But, more generally, being named as a defendant in a lawsuit does not mean that you're at fault anyway — that's what the trial is for."

    Uh, isn't that the heart of the problem? Copyright holders using the high costs of a trial to extort money from whomever they decide to accuse?

  58. And I stopped reading... by dnsdude · · Score: 1

    ...when I read: "I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either." Hmm. Okay, he must have a different view of law. I'm pretty sure "presumed innocence" is fundamental tenet.

  59. Why car analogy? Why not weapon analoy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what (i believe) a better analogy:
    A person owns a gun. That gun is used to commit a murder. This is determined beyond any doubt. Now... is that person guilty? Hell no. Ask any detective.
    Will that person be a suspect? Of course. But no, not guilty.
    The prosecution will still have to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the owner of the gun pulled the trigger. Without that... our guy can walk free.

    So, yes, IPs are not people. The owner of the IP (leaser) may be a suspect for illegal behavior. But this cannot and should not make them automatically guilty. The accusers should still have to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the owner of that IP did the deed. If they cant do that, they should be rightfully told to go fuck themselves.

  60. OMFG I want my 4 minutes back by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

    I agree with you. Any time spent reading the original poster's comments is time wasted. I think that the OP really ought to get an MRI of his brain or at the least a CT Scan. He really might have some sort of brain damage (possibly a tumor) that is exhibiting itself in strange, eccentric ways.

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  61. internet troll sucks in Slashdot crowd. by boojumbadger · · Score: 1

    Really specious arguments are not meant to be taken seriously. Why did so many of you do so?

  62. Thats what she said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL...Thats what she said!

  63. Where's the down vote button when you need it... by AmericanBlarney · · Score: 1

    I love the fact that in his own endless rant, he even says he doesn't want lawyers to pull rank... guess what, there's a reason mathematicians are not allowed to practice law unless they happen to attend law school, you have to actually know the laws for your inane rambling opinion to matter! Complete ignorance for the subject matter you are arguing should be an instant "bury" and this should never make the front page of /.

  64. Owner of record by muridae · · Score: 1

    The rental car company owns the car and is, by law, responsible for the car and the insurance on it. If the car is in an accident, the victim sues the rental company, who sues (or their insurance company sues) the client who caused the accident. Possibly the victim sues the client as well. This is completely separate from ISPs, who operate under common-carrier laws. The ISP I use doesn't even own the copper running to my residence. When sued, the rental company will reply with "we were not operating the car at that time, it was Mr and Mrs Soandso." An ISP, however, is exempt from that initial suit. Ask a lawyer or legal historian why they got common carrier protection, that's beyond my realm of knowledge.

    Secondly, a rental car company has an agreement that the renter will not allow any one else to drive the rental car except those who signed the agreement. Unless the client breaks the agreement, they are the only people who would be using that vehicle at the time of the accident that brings on the lawsuit. Normal ISP agreements do not have such a clause, and anyone in the house can be supposed to have been using the device at the time. Presuming that the ISP does not forbid the use of wireless routers in the client's house, there might be many people in radio range that could have been using the given IP address.

    I guess it boils down to "Prove it was the person of record using the device that committed the crime." For a car rental, it was the undersigned; or they took responsibly for someone else and hoped their insurance would cover it. Or they could report the rental car stolen. With an IP address, it might have been the undersigned, or anyone else in their house. Or on their block. Or visiting them.

  65. Why Mr. Hasleton is wrong by pacergh · · Score: 1

    Mr. Haselton's points miss the mark because of his misconceptions about the legal system. For example, Mr. Haselton repeatedly states that anybody is a potential defendant. He further states that "For a court to take a plaintiff's case against a given defendant seriously, they just have to believe that there is a reasonable probability of the plaintiff winning." Both of these statements are legally incorrect.

    Both of the above statements highlight Mr. Haselton's ignorance of legal procedure. There isn't anything wrong with this ignorance, but even the best logician can't fathom whether statements are sound and logical unless he knows the language being spoken (or written). Here, Mr. Haselton doesn't understand the language of legal procedure and, therefore, fails in his analysis of the Judge's opinion.

    Taking the above two statements in turn: 1) No, it's not really accurate to state anyone is a potential defendant. There are many reasons for this. First, courts have limits on their jurisdiction and the hypothetical "anybody in the world" just can't be haled in front of any U.S. or state court. That court must be able to obtain jurisdiction over their person -- this is called personal jurisdiction.

    But wait, you might say, technically I could file a lawsuit and name anyone and get it into the court system! Yes, that may be technically true, but I can raise you another technicality to counterbalance this point. If I sue someone from, say, China then I still need to serve them. This means I have to actually issue a notice of lawsuit to them in a manner accepted by the court. Presuming I overcome this hurdle, yet this person does nothing in the court where I sued them, then I may get what's called a default judgment. The problem then comes to enforcing it; I probably can't get it enforced in China, and even its enforcement locally (say, for instance, if my Chinese friend visited where I live) will be suspect. Questions of that original service and of personal jurisdiction, along with subject matter jurisdiction, will arise.

    This leads to 2) the idea that all courts need to sustain an action is to believe there is a reasonable chance of the plaintiff winning. Mr. Haselton is wrong on this point. Courts need to have not only personal jurisdiction over the parties (including the defendant), but subject matter jurisdiction over the type of case being brought. One example of subject matter jurisdiction might be me suing someone for being a jerk. Well, there isn't a cause of action for being a jerk. I can file the lawsuit and pay my court filing fees all I want, and I can even serve the defendant properly, but the court can (and likely will) dismiss the case for lack of subject matter jurisdiction.

    Really all this comes down to is Mr. Haselton's presumptions of what is relevant, and what is not relevant, are off base and therefore render his conclusions fallacious.

    But let's get to the meat of why the Judge's opinion is not a weak argument, and therefore why Mr. Haselton is wrong.

    The Judge's opinion takes issue with the tactics used by the Plaintiff. One of the big reasons why there is an issue is the Plaintiff's use of ex parte motions. Mr. Haselton admit that he's "not even sure what Judge Baker is saying here," so let me clear this up.

    Ex Parte communications are one-sided communications in a lawsuit between a judge and only one party. This is repugnant to the adversarial legal system in the U.S. and may only occur in very limited, and often emergency, situations. The reason is that all parties legally have a right to know what communications have occurred between the parties, thereby granting the non-communicating party an opportunity to issue objections or have their own say.

    This tactic is at the heart of why the Judge refers to Plaintiff's actions as a fishing expedition that he won't support. Essentially a lawsuit has been filed, but the suit has not been served on any of the defendants. Therefore the court has not obtained personal jurisdi

  66. tl;dr by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    First, as others have mentioned, this is supposed to be a summary -- a brief, concise overview. I wasn't aware that /. summaries were intended to be used as blog posts that reference other articles, but perhaps I missed that. Consequently, I read part of the, ahem, "summary", got annoyed and dropped down to the comments.

    Second, Haselton is quite mistaken to say, in essence, "I am not an expert in this field, but if the logic doesn't make sense to me, it doesn't make sense." C'mon, how often do we tech types get annoyed when a user says, "That doesn't make sense; you must be wrong." because they don't understand the technology in question? That's pretty much what Haselton is doing here.

    Third, Haselton makes some non-sequiturs of his own in his monologue above. For example, IT departments frequently can NOT trace an infringing IP address back to the user responsible, at least in my experience. In my network, we are NAT'd through our corporate firewall, so all you would get is the external, public IP address for the firewall, not the RFC-1918 address all PCs in the office use on the inside (if the individual PC IP addresses were logged rather than the external, public IP address, you couldn't even trace it back to the corporate firewall, since RFC-1918 addresses aren't valid on the public Internet).

    However, as much as it pains me to say it, from my non-lawyer, non-expert OPINION I think he is correct (at least to the point where I stopped reading) to say that the judge screwed up in this case. A subpoena is not a guilty verdict for the defendant; a subpoena provides the only way for the copyright holder to begin the investigation. If a copyright holder becomes aware that infringing content is being offered for upload from a particular IP address, their only recourse is to subpoena the owner (ISP, for example) of that IP address for subscriber information, and then look for additional proof that the subscriber was, in fact, responsible for uploading the copyrighted content. The problem with the copyright situation we have isn't that a copyright holder can subpoena an ISP for subscriber information to conduct an investigation; the problem is the way that the courts, the **AA thugs and the various LEOs presume that an implicated subscriber is guilty from the start, and no amount of evidence to the contrary will convince them otherwise.

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  67. Speak to what you know by wellwellwelloh · · Score: 1

    Because you clearly don't know anything at all about the law.

  68. Swing and a miss by FrAnkRYzzO · · Score: 1

    Author said "Perhaps a lot of the John Doe defendants thus named are, in fact, guilty! I certainly don't want to take the position that anyone who doesn't deny their guilt is guilty — but we shouldn't assume that they're innocent, either." This is where everyone should have stopped reading. Yes, Mr. Haselton, you are supposed to assume the defendant is innocent, just as the court is supposed to assume he is innocent until it has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that he is guilty. An IP address does not identify a person. Period. Mass John Doe lawsuits are an abuse of the discovery process so that copyright troll lawyers can get thousands of names and addresses in order to send settlement letters that amount to nothing short of extortion. As has been shown time and time again, it is not profitable for the lawyers to take any of the cases to court, but getting people that may or may not be innocent to pay a few hundred to a thousand dollars without putting up any fight is extremely profitable. The judge's reasoning for denying the request was to stop these parasites from abusing the legal system into assisting with an extortion scheme. This was stated almost verbatim by Judge Birss QC in his scathing response to the ACS Law fiasco. Mr Haselton, I award you no points, and may Dog have mercy on your soul.

  69. Differences I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate dragging out analogies but since most of your argument is about a rent-a-car comparison let me continue.

    Many differences I see.
    When someone witnesses a car in an accident, the submit the plate number. They were a direct witness to the crime. This is accepted as proof and should be. What process exactly generates this list of IP addresses that copyright holders are using? No one really knows and there are NO standards or legally tested methods that determines if that IP address was actually distributing that file. The file could be bogus or a fake or there could be no actual file at all, the file may be closely named to somethinh copyright owner thinks might be a copy of something they own, they may not have actually distributed anything, the software could be caching the IP from 10 minutes ago when the person connected and immediately disconnected, if could be a spoofed IP address etc.. The list goes ON and ON.

    Another difference with the rent-a-car analogy.
    When a witness gives the police the information, they find out from the rental agency who owned the car, who was on the contract, and then contact that person to get their story. There is no guilt yet. These file sharing chasers do not do that. They send out settlement paperwork in mass with very strong language to suggest a settlement of a few thousand dollars is in the best interest of both parties.

    They have very weak evidence from untested and unproven sources and they sue people that may or may not have been involved knowing that an IP is attached to a physical device, not a physical person.

  70. what? by h0dg3s · · Score: 1

    I'm having a hard time following whatever this guy is trying to say with all of the self-praise and dick-waving going on. All I get out of it is that this person is confused. Why is this posted on the front page?

  71. Weak argument? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The judge is ABSOLUTELY right. An IP address has little meaning. IP addresses are not always static, they can be spoofed, they can be acquired (and attributed to others) via wireless routers or "plug-in" ethernet ports in places like libraries.

    And always remember - an IP Address is assigned to A COMPUTER (more specifically the network adapter), *NOT* a person. And you can't even be sure that the computer belongs to the person you're trying to prosecute. The closest you could possibly come to making this connection of IP address to person is IF (and *ONLY* if)... the IP address is assigned by MAC address of the network adapter (whether it be ethernet or wif - so that the IP address is static AND pairs with that computer and NO OTHER (oh and said network adapter must be integrated, if the ethernet card can be removed and transplanted to another machine... all bets are off). Beyond this, this computer with this MAC/IP address combination must require a biometric login.

    *IF* these things are true, then you know that the IP address goes with that (specific) machine and no one but that specific user (with the right fingerprint/face) can login to said computer. Then (and only then) is there a strong correlation between user and IP address. If these things are NOT true - IP address means NOTHING... nothing at all. In fact it is what it is - an internet protocol address - a target for packet transfers between computers. The user at the keyboard is arbitrary (and not even necessary in some cases). In fact, since computers can be compromised in such a fashion that they can be controlled remotely - not even this super duper hardware/ip/biometric combo can give you assurance that the user is ACTUALLY performing the crimes you're accusing them of. (Might be some hacker somewhere commanding the machine via a zombie network, or logging in remotely in some fashion).

    There are too many caveats, and last I checked to be found guilty a crime you must be guilty, "beyond a shadow of a doubt" and IP addresses are nothing BUT doubt, all the way down.

    IN short - the very foundation of IP based accusation is flawed. Its based on untrue assumptions with no proof of wrong doing. Which is precisely how dead people get letters and threats from the RIAA and the MPAA, The information on which they were operating was meaningless - and thus they wind up with completely erroneous allegations. Either that or the afterlife is in dire need of pirated media. Hmmm.

  72. XKCD covered this years ago by jeko · · Score: 1
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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  73. Attn: math majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The logic you learned of 7+5=12 is not applicable to the logic of argumentation. Therefore, you are not as well trained in this logic as a judge is. Until you do receive the appropriate education, it would be wise to respect the professional argument. I won't argue the perfection of the sphere with you if you don't argue how to argue with me.

    With respect,
    a law major

  74. The law, like science, is fractal.. by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    The reason both law and science are complex is because they are systems of knowledge that are constantly accreting new knowledge into the system. There are multiple reasons law grows complex over time: criminals and those who skirt the legal side of the edges of the law are constantly finding new ways to exploit the system which results in a reaction to pass new laws. Exceptions (like fair use or self-defense) are carved out into statutory law in the interests of maintaining a balance of justice. Law evolves as technology enables new forms of crime.

    The US has had a couple hundred years (plus much of English common law before that) to evolve a truly complex legal structure. The only way you're going to "simplify the law" so that normal citizens can participate again is a collapse into anarchy where we start over with something similar to the golden rule and build from there. But even without simplifying the law, it might still be possible to reduce the power of lobbyists and special interests in legislation.

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    We are the 198 proof..
  75. More background research needed by misosoup7 · · Score: 1

    First of all, there is no need for you to defend your qualifications. A sound argument should carry it's own weight, most people would agree. The fact that you spend all that time defending your own point of view really detracts from your argument.

    Second, under the US law, Car Rental agencies are liable as owners of the vehicle regardless if the driver was doing something irresponsible. Thus, ISPs are not quite like Car Agencies, in that they not usually liable for infringements of its users. Additionally, allow me to add to the Judge's argument and hope that it makes some sense. Car Agencies rent out physical goods owned by the car rental itself, namely the vehicles. Therefore, the car agency will have liability as it was something owned by the agency that caused damage. Whereas, the ISP is a routing service. It does not own the data sent nor received. In that sense, it is more like USPS or any other mail/package delivery service. If someone mails some a DVD with copyright infringing materials on it, is USPS liable? Most likely not, whoever sent the package should be liable, along with the recipient of the package if they acquired the DVD to circumvent copyrights. Here USPS does not own anything that caused damage. Similarly, the ISP does not own anything that caused damage. The IP address certainly didn't do any damage to VPR. Hence ISP is not a potential defendant in the lawsuit where as the car agency would be. Hence it's not a very good analogy. VPR should have made the argument that you can subpoena the post office for where the mail was going to and where it was from. But then it's also against federal law to look at mail that wasn't intended for you, you wouldn't know about the copyright infringement.

    Third, your vote-off terms are quite one sided. You have failed to summerize Judge Baker's argument correctly. It's not because you can sue the Car Rental in order to subpoena the identity of the driver, but rather, Car Rental agencies could be codefendants where as the ISP are not. This is a critical distinction in law since these two different firms have different legal protection in place. Not to mention if the ISP was a defendant, then the ISP would have to yield the identity of the customer during the adversial process. There would have been no need for a subpoena!

    Fourth, you say that the Judge's writing is incoherent, what about this sentence you wrote? "If some customers in similar situations have had their identities made public by other circumstances, the judge's ruling gives no reason why that should be relevant at all, in a situation where the customer's identity is not public." I am going to ignore the fact that sentence is poorly constructed, but explain why the Judge's ruling actually supports his claim. He is using this sentence to support the fact that car agency analogy doesn't apply to the ISP. In the Car Rental case, there are also public records of the customer's information, and in the ISP's case there are not. Hence this is an additional fundamental difference between the two scenarios, so any analogy is not apt.

    Fifth, about the whether or not IP subscribers are at fault, you claim that even if the defendant is not guilty, that could be proven in court. Unfortunately, that not how most of these cases work. Once VPR subpeonas the customer's information, they end settlement letters threatening very expensive law suits unless the "defendant" settles out of court (usually for several thousand dollars). Many users cannot fight this because they cannot afford a lawyer to do legal battles for a whole year. And at the end of the day, even if proven innocent, they could still be down even more money because they had to pay the lawyer. Unlike a criminal trial, this would be a civil suit and you do not have the right to a lawyer. Hence, a trail may not even happen, in which case you are punishing the wrong people. That aside, you claim that the court must believe that there is a reasonable probablity that the plaintiffs will win; in reality is quite unlikely. It'

  76. Don't feed the trolls Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a shitty article. I stopped reading around the same time as most posters above, the argument for the rental car company seemed to fall pretty flat. What a fucking moron, fuck you slashdot for posting something so loaded MOAR ENTROPY!!!1

  77. Drivel by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Why is a rental car agency liable for an accident caused by one of its renters?

    I stopped reading here, assuming the rest of the argument is equally wrong. In many countries, including the US, the owner of a vehicle is liable for injuries caused by the vehicle. Thus, the rental agency would absolutely be a defendant. Whether it's a private vehicle, a government vehicle or a rental vehicle it's up to the owner of the vehicle to identify the driver of the vehicle at the time if they wish to excuse themselves from liability. This is even the case for speeding tickets and other infringement notices - they often come with forms to identify the driver if it wasn't the owner. Bennett's obviously never had a speeding ticket.

    This is actually different to ISPs. Although the ISPs are in effect renting out their ISPs, in most countries ISPs are shielded from liability for the actions of their users. It's generally expected, though, that the ISPs will be "good citizens" and identify the users of their IPs (at specific times, since often dynamically assigned) upon the receipt of a court order.

  78. Go back to your math by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    The car rental employee may be driving the car, either road testing or refueling. So the agency would be a legitimate potential defendant. On top of other liability issues like renting to an unlicensed driver. Further, when I had Cable, the ISP owned the modem, much like the rental agency owns the car. It is not possible to rule this out prior to making a legal inquiry.

    The lawyer would be able to see this, the mathematician maybe not. I skipped some points here.

    IP addresses do not identify the downloader, in the same way identifying the car does not identify the driver. You can identify the owner, and have the owner identify who they let borrow the car. In some cases, the answer is I did not give permission to anyone.

    -Few motions to quash are filed because the user is not identified, or given the opportunity. Most cases have been filed as john doe lawsuits to identify the user, then droppedso they can sue the identified party. Guilt is not a factor, actual abuse of the legal system is.

    -Adding Does to a suit is pretty much the same, piling onto an existing suit rather than opening a new one. Sue the people you want to sue, don't use a moving target.

    -The dismissal of 100 out of the 1000 defendants is not important on its own, but you insist in your mathematically trained way to insist it is.

    -Expedited discovery results in identifying the user. They then present the choice: settle for a few thousand, or pay twice that or more and lose a case. In other words, combined with the previous sentences, he's saying that they file a suit, get identities, essentially blackmail them, and drop those who settle while adding more people. That is clear abuse of the process, and exactly the sort of thing people have been railing against. It's also what he's trying to stop.

    Read the whole thing again and understand what he's tryiong to say, like an English major would, not parsing each word in context with the ones you have read, while ignoring the ones coming up. A sentence in a decision is not like a step by step mathematical proof.

  79. John Katz by crumbz · · Score: 1

    Is back.

  80. This should serve as the definition of TL/DR.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a blowhard. This guy will only be happy living on an island of one.

  81. Bennett Haselton needs a clue. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
    OP demonstrates exactly why mathematicians can fail (sic) completely on their faces when it comes to legal "logic". You are basing each argument on invalid assumptions, therefore it is your logic that has failed.

    "Huh? If you're injured by a rental car, how is the rental agency a 'potential defendant'?"

    If you are injured by an automobile in most of the United States, and you cannot find the driver, then the legal owner (the rental company in this case) becomes liable. That is the law. So, if the rental company did not want to be liable, they would of course disclose the actual identity of the driver. This is perfectly sound logic on the part of the judge. (Although the logic that makes vehicle owners liable for other peoples' crimes is not necessarily fair or logical itself... it doesn't hold up for other kinds of property.) And that is why pure logic, in many legal cases, doesn't work. You have to apply your logic in the context of the applicable laws. In this case that third party would be liable, so your assumption is faulty and so, therefore, is your conclusion.

    "The question is: given a certain probability that a company's customer is guilty, is it appropriate to let a plaintiff subpoena the customer's identity from that company?"

    That "probability" is measured by something called "probable cause". And just as with mathematical induction or axioms, certain standards of evidence must be met before "probable cause" can be adjudged to exist. Your point is valid but it lacks the proper context for making judgment. In other words, you are making false assumptions again. In the case of IP addresses, the necessary standards are not met.

    Let us say, entirely hypothetically, that it was believed someone at my IP address -- assigned to me by my ISP -- performed a copyright violation by some means over the internet. What do you think are the odds that I am the perpetrator? Do you think they are very high? 90% or above? You would be quite wrong.

    My internet router has a very strong signal, and sits on the second floor. At any given time, approximately 20 households (houses and apartments) have theoretical access to my router, and therefore my IP address, at any given time. That's 20 households, not 20 people. And yes, I keep my wifi open, as a public service. And yes, neighbors have been known to use it. Not only that, but IP addresses can be spoofed. I can get on the 'Net and show up as any IP address I want. It could have been somebody clear on the other side of the United States who did the dirty deed.

    So my IP address does not even point to a particular household, much less a particular person. The very best you can possibly do is a neighborhood. And a neighborhood simply does not constitute the legal standard -- probable cause -- needed to subpoena my personal identity.

    So, you see? The judge, who did not make the same false assumptions you did, came -- quite logically -- to a different conclusion than you did. The correct conclusion, I might add.

    I could go on, and cover the rest of your points, but I think I have made mine: if you start with invalid assumptions, even perfect logic can lead you astray. The "holes" you claim are in his logic are not. They are holes in your assumptions.

  82. Don't treat us like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't waste my time describing to me why being a math major doesn't make your "logic" less valid. Most of us are entirely capable of judging a statement on its own merits, and don't need you to waste half the article saying "don't pick on me because I like math." Doing so suggests that you don't think we know this already, and is frankly an insult to the slashdot community.

    With that said, the judge here is trying to protect those that DIDN'T do anything wrong (even if there are only a few) that would be injured if the subpoena was not shut down. How much experience do you have in trying to defend yourself in these situations? History has shown that the vast majority of those whose names and addresses were subpoenaed would settle the suit out of course, because, even if you've done nothing wrong, the financial risk you incur in trying to defend yourself is totally disproportionate to your likelihood of being successful. The law firm which wants to prosecute is well aware of this -- They are not seeking justice, they are seeking revenue, that's it.

    The bottom line is that, at least in my estimation, it is better to have 999 criminals walking the streets than 1 innocent person in jail. The same applies when the only penalty is financial. And that is what the judge is protecting.

  83. You're STILL wrong, Bennett. by SpeedyDX · · Score: 1

    Let me point out the problem. You are talking about pointing out specific laws, by which I assume you mean statutes. In the common law system, law consists of statutes and case law. This is very elementary, and yet you can't seem to figure this out. You cannot insist on someone pointing out specific statutes that say X or Y. Because X and Y are usually NOT in encoded in statutes. The vast majority of law in the common law system consists of case law. You cannot simply look at one case in isolation, then look at the associated statute, and make an analysis.

    That's just NOT how the law works! You have no understanding of this. Or at least you may openly claim to understand it, but you really don't. You are not qualified to comment because you no understanding of the elementary bases of the common law system.

    Please stop.

    1. Re:You're STILL wrong, Bennett. by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      When I said "If there is a specific difference in the laws that someone can point to, which implies that it is more incumbent on rental car agencies to turn over their customer information in the event of a subpoena, than is incumbent on ISPs..." by "laws" I was implicitly also referring to caselaw, legal precedents, etc. You still, of course, have to actually point to something that answers the question.

    2. Re:You're STILL wrong, Bennett. by SpeedyDX · · Score: 1

      You are making the argument that the judge is wrong, you have provided no case law to back it up, and yet you are demanding others provide it?

      Come now.

  84. dude, you have an appointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from god? i don't care at all for the latest slant on the second amendment from the supreme court, but i do realize that this is what they were put in place to do.