The Frankentablet: Windows and Android Mashup
GMGruman writes "What happens if you take a netbook, remove its keyboard, put Windows 7 in one partition, a custom version of Android 2.2 in another, throw in a Linux bootloader, and physical buttons that match none of these? You get the ViewSonic ViewPad 10, a Frankenstein creation of technology body parts that just don't fit together. As this InfoWorld review shows, it's definitely a 'were they even thinking?' class of product."
http://www.infoworld.com/print/160508
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With a beowulf cluster of these you could have all the advantages of a small supercomputer but still be able to run windows games. And once you have 10+ of them together, you wouldn't have to buy any extra input devices!
TFA has no pictures. I can't really read a review about a tablet that has no images of it at all. Is there a better review with some?
You might want to see a doctor about that. I'm not really a sissy, but that sounds PAINFUL!
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They wanted to get into the Microsoft Research gallery of technological failures, but they missed the deadline.
TFA has no pictures / videos, also stopped reading at "... is one reason no tablets come close to the iPad" because it looks like it was written by an Apple fanboy.
Why is there never any photos on those big websites?
Stick to monitors, guys. Please.
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(Mash)ochists. Okay so it's a lame pun
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I don't see the problem. It's a "tablet" (by today's definition) that gives you the option of booting into Windows in the rare cases that you might need to. If it's priced right, then I think it would be a good alternative to those other Android tablets. Granted, I think the Android tablets are stupid, so maybe I'm biased. I like to think of the tablets with Wacom transducers and decent processors as tablets - not those Android-loaded things.
blood everywhere?
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
You know the Reese's ad about how chocolate and peanut better go better together? I bet whoever came up with the ViewSonic ViewPad 10 had the same aspiration. The problem is this dual-OS tablet is not a delectable combination. Think creamed spinach and red licorice, not peanut butter and chocolate.
Does anybody else want to try that now?
No? Just me?
Okay...
The gTablet is a completely different product that is android only. Has dual 1 GHz tegra2 processor and really kicks ass. LOTS of dev support; with three viable alternate ROMs. I'm running Vegan-Tab on mine.
They can be had for less than $300 new if you look around a bit.
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Links to an Ad, no pictures, no mention of battery life... is there an question that if InfoWorld wasn't paying for this placement slashdot would not even run this crap?
I own a VS g Tablet. It's a nice alternative to the more expensive and slower 1st gen ipad but Viewsonic doesn't actually make any of the tablets they sell, all they are doing is putting their name on a piece of technology. The community at xda developers has been at war with Viewsonic for months to produce the next android operating system (3.0 the article mentions) and all we're told is that nvidia has to provide the drivers (nvidia makes the cpu inside the tablets) or they cannot make the next android iteration. Meanwhile nvidia has said that they will support any android version as long as the company requests the drivers, do you think Viewsonic has asked for the drivers? hell no!. They will never support these items and if you do call for tech support you're usually routed to some off-site secondary company hired to take the thousands of phone calls that using these items ultimately produce. I used to be an avid lover of Viewsonic monitors but now I'll never purchase another thing from them again.
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Then please go out & buy one. We'll quietly mock you behind your back.
Actually, seriously...I have no fucking idea why anyone buys anything other than an iPad in the tablet space. And I'm far from a fanboi - I use Linux & Windows (when I have to) on my desktop/laptop, and I think Android kicks serious ass in the phone market. But really...in the tablet space - ALL the iPad competitors suck donkey cock in comparison. Android 3 is a festering turd (although I admit it has hope), Android 2.x on tablets is fucking retarded, the PlayBook & its QNX system looks pretty but is so fucking crippled if you don't carry a BlackBerry that RIM should have just gone out and hung themselves rather than release that shit and Windows 7 on a touch interface makes good geeks want to hang themselves.
We may hate Apple for their closed ecosystem & walled-garden approach...but fuck, when it comes to the iPad, it does Just Work.
I asked ViewSonic why the boot menu didn't match the actual buttons and was told that the company used a Linux boot loader.
If only they used a product whose source code was available, rather than Linux, maybe they could have changed the text to line up with the buttons.
OMG they never quit do they? back in 2004 my company, Bluescreen (a services startup in http://www.hamk.fi/ s business park), ran a Linux operating system, with a little bit tweaked Enlightenment for ViewSonic to replace Windows in their Tablet PCs. ViewSonic having the opportunity to corner the market 5 years ahead Apple, decided to quit making tabs altogether. Now, another smart move.
It never fails to amaze me how some companies -insert the usual suspects- feel duty bound to rush 'me too' products to market no matter how shoddy or ill suited to their core business. The waste in money, man power and resources must be staggering. I propose the Morton salt business model - do a few things and do them really really well. When I think 'salt' I think of Morton...rain, girl under umbrella, when it rains it pours etc.
Win 7 on a 1GHz single-core Atom? Apparently Viewsonic wanted to tap into the masochist niche market for tablet computing.
It's almost like Viewsonic set out to do a technological demonstration on why tablets don't work.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Hell I like Linux much more than Windows myself, and yes, it wasnt designed to go on the "tablets" that are being released now, but still. I've used Windows on Slates and Tablets for the past 10 years and have never had anything to complain about (Well okay XP's tablet functionality was horrific, but cmon, tablets were almost nonexistent then). Personally I like Windows on my Tablets for the same reason I hate the iPad, I like devices that you know, do things.
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Sounds like a case of a company having absolutely no idea what makes a good tablet so they just try to do it all. Maybe throw in a lot of buzzwords to make it sound cool. The end product costs about the same as an iPad and the iPad is awesome. Why would I want to try a crappy knockoff that isn't even cheap?
Almost all of these companies would do better if they'd just create cool accessories for Apple products. I can think of many cool accessories nobody has done yet but instead I see consumer electronics companies cranking out crap tablets. You can only sell me a tablet once every couple years (and probably just once if it sucks) but I'll buy several cool accessories a year.
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That may very well be the harshest review of a piece of electronics I have ever read. Kind of reminds me of that "American Idol" show where they have these 3 judges who berate the contestants until they cry sometimes when the contestant isn't good.
I don't have a lot of love for the tablet since I have read other reviews that complained of the performance but when I read:
this "slap it together mentality" is one reason no tablets come close to the iPad.
I couldn't really take anything he said seriously as I knew that the rest of the review would be a bunch of biased crap - and when he goes into the windows usage it did get really stupid.
What happens if you take a netbook, remove its keyboard, put Windows 7 in one partition, a custom version of Android 2.2 in another, throw in a Linux bootloader, and physical buttons that match none of these?
That's easy. Exactly the same thing that happens when I take a shit.
Something long, brown and squishy comes out?
OK, seeing as the tablet is square and already in a rigid case, we'll simply paint it white.
Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
Then please go out & buy one. We'll quietly mock you behind your back.
Actually, seriously...I have no fucking idea why anyone buys anything other than an iPad in the tablet space. And I'm far from a fanboi - I use Linux & Windows (when I have to) on my desktop/laptop, and I think Android kicks serious ass in the phone market. But really...in the tablet space - ALL the iPad competitors suck donkey cock in comparison. Android 3 is a festering turd (although I admit it has hope), Android 2.x on tablets is fucking retarded, the PlayBook & its QNX system looks pretty but is so fucking crippled if you don't carry a BlackBerry that RIM should have just gone out and hung themselves rather than release that shit and Windows 7 on a touch interface makes good geeks want to hang themselves.
We may hate Apple for their closed ecosystem & walled-garden approach...but fuck, when it comes to the iPad, it does Just Work.
My Advent tablet just works (even better with the custom ROM of course, but at least that is freely and legally available and painless).
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
I actually bought one of these as soon as I saw it advertised in the UK. My work involves developing software for Windows, and we are interested in touch-screen devices, so it seemed reasonable to give it a go. The Android option is a free bonus.
It was disappointing to see Android 1.6 only, and now that it seems 2.2 is available, I'll upgrade.
I agree with the review article that the Windows 7 OS (Explorer, etc.) is not well-suited to touch operation. Try re-sizing a window to see how hard it is. Can you see the cursor change to a double-headed arrow? No!
The device appears identical (except for branding) to the Novatech nTablet http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/prods/laptops/NNB-869.html. Novatech sells a fake-leather cover for their tablet with a keyboard built-in. For developing software, this makes the device usable.
The USB ports are supported by Android as well as Windows, so if you want to drive Android with a keyboard and mouse, you can!
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It's a shame this tablet seems so half-assed.. Is it possible to wipe it and install Android 3.x on it? Or are they planning to upgrade to android 3 with a future update?
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