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Ugly Truth of Space Junk

fysdt writes "Dealing with the decades of detritus from using outer space — human-made orbital debris — is a global concern, but some experts are now questioning the feasibility of the wide range of 'solutions' sketched out to grapple with high-speed space litter. What may be shaping up is an 'abandon in place' posture for certain orbital altitudes — an outlook that flags the messy message resulting from countless bits of orbital refuse. US General William Shelton, commander of Air Force Space Command, underscored the worrisome issue of orbital debris during a presentation at the National Space Symposium on April 12, 2011. In a recent conference here, Gen. William Shelton, commander of the US Air Force Space Command, relayed his worries about rising amounts of human-made space junk."

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  1. "Experts" by jdigriz · · Score: 0, Troll

    What makes them experts? How much space junk have they cleaned up? Which orbital paths have they cleared?

    1. Re:"Experts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And what makes YOU so cocky? You watched all your Star Trek DVDs over the weekend and now you're an expert on non-existent technology and imaginary physics? The adults are working, child, go back to your crayons and Star Trek dolls.

    2. Re:"Experts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      The adults are working, child, go back to your crayons and Star Trek dolls.

      They are action figures dammit!

  2. Send up a crew by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2

    We could send up a crew of young people to have wacky adventures and fixate on each other. In their spare time they could clean up junk manually. I like the manga/anime that deals with this, Planetes

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    1. Re:Send up a crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could send up a crew of young people to have wacky adventures and fixate on each other. In their spare time they could clean up junk manually. I like the manga/anime that deals with this, Planetes

      The words "wacky" and "PlanetES" should never be uttered in the same paragraph, except indicating that one is nothing like the other.

      I can't say I've ever seen anything more depressing about the future of space travel than that.

    2. Re:Send up a crew by EdZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The creators of PlaneteS basically stated that they tried to get everything about oribital mechanics correct, except for the central premise of hiring people solely for collecting space junk, which would be massively ineffective and inefficient.
      I've always been partial to the 'puffball' technique: using a large (on the order of tens of kilometres in diameter when deployed), low mass loose mesh of fine fibres, with any incident debris vaporising the fibres and coming to a halt over a distance of a kilometre or so, without breaking it up and creating more debris.

    3. Re:Send up a crew by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      I love that anime. Glad to see even in space people enjoy cigarettes. And who can get tired of "Ai Copy"

    4. Re:Send up a crew by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      For a moment there I thought you were describing JJ Abrams desecration of Star Trek.

    5. Re:Send up a crew by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      What about paint chips?

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    6. Re:Send up a crew by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Different kind of space junk. Hey-o!

      For the record I liked that movie, once I accepted that it was basically the Star Wars movie we should have had, in the trappings of a Star Trek movie.

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    7. Re:Send up a crew by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Isn't that pretty much the premise of Quark?

    8. Re:Send up a crew by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      We could send up a crew of young people to have wacky adventures and fixate on each other. In their spare time they could clean up junk manually. I like the manga/anime that deals with this, Planetes

      The words "wacky" and "PlanetES" should never be uttered in the same paragraph, except indicating that one is nothing like the other.

      I can't say I've ever seen anything more depressing about the future of space travel than that.

      Well, then perhaps wacky in the sense that it's an anime with realistic physics, which is so unusual as to be almost an oxymoron. I mean that statement alone is enough to make most of my friends do a double take when I tell them about the series.

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    9. Re:Send up a crew by HermDog · · Score: 1

      What about paint chips?

      Paint chips are lousy workers. Even worse than young people.

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    10. Re:Send up a crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the weird capitalisation? The name is "Planetes".

    11. Re:Send up a crew by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      I always thought a variation on the old Uncle Remus "tar baby" story would clean up a lot of the small fast junk in the higher orbits most sats aren't using.

      Basically you'd have Aerogel or some other thick possibly glue like substance surrounded by a one way penetrable plastic membrane. You'd leave it up there for four or five years, letting the thing get filled with more and more crap, and then once its orbit had been cleaned to general satisfaction a couple of small rockets could de-orbit it into the Pacific where it would burn up on re-entry.

      But the problem with ANY solution is currently we have a "tragedy of the commons" situation where there really isn't any penalty for making a mess and trying to get the nations currently putting up birds (which more and more join into that group each year) to split the bill is nearly impossible.

      So while I believe a solution CAN be found (after all the USA went from barely being able to get a rocket off the ground to the moon in 10 years) the problem is getting the peoples of Earth to pony up the $$$. Hell maybe someone can talk China into going for it as a prestige thing. We here in the USA are broke as a joke so I don't see us doing much more than hitching rides with the Russians for probably another decade, maybe two.

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    12. Re:Send up a crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love that anime.

    13. Re:Send up a crew by Jessified · · Score: 2

      I was thinking we could send up a satellite with a giant gun thingy, and then give it internet connectivity and hook it up to a flash game. We could call it "asteroids" and get internet users to fix the problem.

    14. Re:Send up a crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you desecrate something that isn't sacred?

    15. Re:Send up a crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will the gore-bots start squawking that space debris contributes to globalclimatewarmingchange?

    16. Re:Send up a crew by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Isn't manga/anime just a transference of pedophilia from real children to child like drawings? I notice you want to send up a crew of young people to - whatever it is you want them to do. Just how young did you have in mind? Prepubescent, at least, right?

      "Aren't crime novels just a transference of killer tendencies from real people to written stories? I notice that crime novels do not universally condemn killers. "
      It's called art. The human mind comes up with all kinds of stuff and searches for ways to deal with them. You should as well.

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    17. Re:Send up a crew by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Why not just slap a big solar power array in GEO or at a Lagrange point and just shoot the debris with lasers? You can slow it down or speed it up to perturb its orbit. Seems a lot easier than trying to catch stuff without catching stuff you don't want to catch.

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    18. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's nothing wacky about unemployed low-gravity moon ninjas, doing a group good luck dance to win the lottery, or that comic relief guy's weird stunts. This is serious business.

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    19. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Wangan Midnight and Initial D 4th Stage also have realistic physics.

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    20. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I just accepted that it was a summer action flick with a Star Trek backstory. Nothing wrong with that.

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    21. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So while I believe a solution CAN be found (after all the USA went from barely being able to get a rocket off the ground to the moon in 10 years) the problem is getting the peoples of Earth to pony up the $$$.

      In those years the hyper-rich were having the living shitlights taxed out of them (as it should be), something like 70%+ income tax. The USA will never have that money again unless there's a violent revolt.

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    22. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      What happens when some griefer starts shooting at the ISS?

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    23. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Isn't manga/anime just a transference of pedophilia from real children to child like drawings?

      Only some of it. There's "loli" that is no-excuses drawn child porn (although I don't care because hey, it's a drawn picture) and then you have the recurring theme of sexualized young girls that sometimes appears in more mainstream stuff (which again is gross, but chill, it's a drawing). If you don't seek out the loli and avoid the weird shitty stuff like Sakura Card Captor, you can avoid it pretty easily. Planetes is 100% free of it IIRC.

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    24. Re:Send up a crew by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Even assuming you don't need a "one-way penetrable plastic membrane" (good luck) your idea requires launching a lot of mass into space (although using a gas and an expanding foam similar to AB foam might cut down the requirements). It would be good for taking out many small pieces of space junk but wouldn't be worth it for removing larger ones.

      I have an idea that could be good for removing larger pieces of space junk. A large number of little unmanned spacecraft are released into low earth orbit. They consist of mostly fuel and have one big solid rocket booster which will be used later.

      So these things can autonomously pilot themselves to other pieces of junk. Once in the vicinity a human operator takes over and attaches the mini-craft to the big piece of junk (maybe with some kind of glue, or magnets + giant self-tapping screws, or maybe even just magnets...any way it will push the craft from "behind" so the bond doesn't need to be that strong). Then the mini-craft fires its SRB to push the junk into the atmosphere.

      Each craft would only have to last a few days so if they can be built for under 100k each it might be worth it for removing big pieces of junk before something else crashes into them.

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    25. Re:Send up a crew by BenJaminus · · Score: 1

      Not heard of that one before - looks like fun

    26. Re:Send up a crew by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well I figured you would use something like a foam which could be brought up in powdered form and mixed in space. Also from what I understand it is the little bastards that can be really dangerous as it is nearly impossible to track all the little chunks and a screw hitting you at 50,000 miles per hour can seriously ruin your day. I like your idea on the larger objects and together with my "tar baby" idea would probably get a large amount of debris out of there. I also agree with the other poster that our country was at its peak when taxes on the 1%ers were 70% since it forced them to invest rather than hoarde, but with the multinationals and scum like the Kock bros bribing left and right short of the USA pulling an Egypt the odds the 1%ers will ever see their taxes even hit 30% is non existent.

      Oh and don't you love how I was modded down for daring to say tar baby, when those of us that actually grew up with the Uncle Remus stories simply saw it at face value, a ball of tar shaped into a little person as a trap? If anyone had actually bothered to read the story instead of knee jerking they would have saw it didn't have a damned thing to do with racism, it was based on southern customs and being slighted. Briar rabbit said hello to the tar baby and when it didn't return his greeting he saw it as an insult and attempted to punch it for its rudeness and got stuck. It is also a perfect analogy for what I'm describing, a ball of gel or goo that would absorb the small debris by simply sitting there and getting hit.

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    27. Re:Send up a crew by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      500 points!

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    28. Re:Send up a crew by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      A big problem with your theory is the use of aerogel, and then trying to burn it up in reentry. Aerogel is an extremely good insulator, so you may end up with some burning off, but for the most part, you would have a large chunk of it hitting the pacific. This might not be a problem, but you definitely wouldn't have it burning up on reentry.

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    29. Re:Send up a crew by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Aerogels are also quite fragile, so in all likelihood the reentry pressures would fragment them quite well.

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  3. Build lasers and let kids operate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think if you build giant laser systems and let kids blast space debris and reward them in a ranking system, they will gladly do it for free and likely do it better than anyone else.

    1. Re:Build lasers and let kids operate it by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      At these speeds, I'd suprised if anyone could manage to manually hit anything at all, even by sheer luck.

    2. Re:Build lasers and let kids operate it by king+neckbeard · · Score: 3, Funny

      All that time spent playing "Asteroids" will finally pay off

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    3. Re:Build lasers and let kids operate it by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Not really. A well-designed laser system COULD hit pieces and slow them down a bit. Good luck getting kids to be able to hit a bolt or a nut that is one mile away, and moving at mach 20+

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    4. Re:Build lasers and let kids operate it by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I think the folks on the ISS wouldn't like what the griefers would be able to do to them.

  4. Read the article by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Informative

    One expert is - "orbital debris expert within the Space Department at the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory in Laurel, Md."

    The other is - Gen. William Shelton, commander of the U.S. Air Force Space Command, who has been assigned to USAF space posts since 1976.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_L._Shelton

    1. Re:Read the article by jdigriz · · Score: 1, Troll

      Read the question. I wasn't questioning who they were, I was questioning their expertise. In my book, people who do not have a solution for a problem can hardly be considered experts in the problem. Any idiot can say "abandon in place." It takes no special knowledge.

    2. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the answer. Unless he says otherwise, the GP accepts the given facts and qualifications as expertise on the topic. What makes you so special that we have to listen to your arbitrary skepticism?

    3. Re:Read the article by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Read the article, their expertise is in understanding the dynamics of the problem and the threats the problems raise.

      It's like saying an oncologist can't treat cancer because he didn't make up the chemotherapy drug, thus he isn't an expert.

    4. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he's sure "technology", whatever that is, will overcome all limits. Physics, you see, is arbitrary.

      And biology is? You're going to die of old age, QA.

    5. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So in your book, there can be no experts on an incurable disease either. No experts in global warming because it's still happening and no one has come up with a solution that will make people stop burning oil. On and so on. There's lots of problems which as of yet don't have a concrete solution. That doesn't mean there aren't experts in their perspective areas. Expert, if nothing else, means "Knows more about it than you do."

      At any rate, the experts in question probably know more about space junk than some armchair idiot who's decided he's an expert on experts.

    6. Re:Read the article by josiebgoode · · Score: 1

      So many experts these days! Nuclear, security, economy experts! All of them for what? Tell me about nutters!

    7. Re:Read the article by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      In my book, people who do not have a solution for a problem can hardly be considered experts in the problem.

      Your definition may cause you no problems when communicating with yourself. However since the general purpose of communication is to communicate with others, then it becomes necessary to stick reasonably closely to what other people mean by words. Consult Tweedledum and Tweedledee for further discussion (not debate).

      An example : I am a geologist, and I pay some fair amount of attention to seismology because it's interesting, and understanding how energy moves through the Earth is a (minor) part of my day-to-day work. Compared to 99.9% of the population, that makes me very well informed on seismology and earthquake studies ; I could make a fair case for being considered an expert.

      I do not have, and do not know of any credible expert (by my definition) seismologist who claims to have, any solution to the problem of predicting if there is going to be an earthquake of more then magnitude X in geographical region Y in future time period Z.

      By your standards, there are no experts in seismology.

      Do you know of any credible experts in interstellar travel? Or faster-than-light travel?

      Your book is your book. But other people use different books.

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    8. Re:Read the article by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Mr. "Make Me Live Longer, Not Explore Space"'s initials are QA? You know this guy?

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    9. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How old is a carbon atom?

    10. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "explore" space: Look, a rock! The same as all the other rocks! Weee!!!!!! So much vacuum too!!! Wow!!!!

      Extend life: We already extended our lifespan since the early 20th century, and take it for granted. But ask for more? UNNATURAL!!!!

      Lobsters and hydras have very long lifespans and birds live much longer than similar-sized mammals. Let's not explore THAT. Noooo no no!!!

      There are rocks, in space, you see. Carbon atoms "billions of years old" all behave exactly the same no matter how many times they have reacted or how long they've been buried in the ground. How do you build a mortal thing out of essentially immortal building blocks? But that's a boring question. What kind of rocks are on Mars!?? WHAT KIND OF *ROCKS*!!!!!!!!

    11. Re:Read the article by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You do realize life extension creates more problems (overpopulation and surrounding ethical issues) than it solves (a few (pathetic) old folks not happy with their already extended lifespans?)

      Also I hope you do live to see life being found on Europa so you can see that space is not all "rocks and vacuum" (if you must make it sound so boring). One of the creatures there may hold the key to your immortality for all we know ;)

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    12. Re:Read the article by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      I do not have, and do not know of any credible expert (by my definition) seismologist who claims to have, any solution to the problem of predicting if there is going to be an earthquake of more then magnitude X in geographical region Y in future time period Z.

      Predict them? That's nothing, we need you to stop them! Until you have a solution to preventing earthquakes, you sir, are no expert!

    13. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. "Make Me Live Longer, Not Explore Space"'s initials are QA? You know this guy?

      Sort of. He's a well-known troll on Fark space threads, and occasionaly swings by here to see who's biting. (If you really want to get his goat, suggest that life extension is a great idea. After all, the day we invent clinical immortality, generation ships become not merely viable, but essential :)

    14. Re:Read the article by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      That's not an interesting problem (to me). But you do need to be able to predict earthquakes with considerable accuracy to be able to say whether your intervention (whatever that intervention is) has had any significant effect.

      OK, I suspect that you were making a joke. I'm not.

      Oh, and by the way ; if I were to expend significant effort on thinking of methods of earthquake prediction or of prevention (or less unlikely, reduction in intensity), I'd concentrate on the important areas for preventing death and suffering - the Ganges valley and Himalayan foredeep - where confidently predictable death tolls from the confidently predictable "big one" are in the tens of millions. Or more. For your information, such a quake appears to be decades if not a century overdue, judging from the historical record.

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    15. Re:Read the article by eXFeLoN · · Score: 0

      and when we can all live to be 300 years old, where will we go to solve our overpopulation problem? space maybe? are we not advanced enough to pursue more than 1 line of exploration? I mean every scientist on the planet is currently working on the "space" problem, right?

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  5. Self Correcting Problem by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

    Won't a large percentage of the junk re-enter the earth's orbit on its own given enough time?

    1. Re:Self Correcting Problem by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Won't a large percentage of the junk re-enter the earth's orbit on its own given enough time?

      Sure, for big enough values of "enough time". Which could be millions of years.

      Although for some orbits not even that. In geostationary orbit I don't think the satellite will reenter earth's atmosphere before the sun goes red giant.

    2. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Xiterion · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, for rather annoyingly long definitions of enough. The decay time can be upwards of a few hundreds of years for certain orbits.

    3. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Explorer 7 is still up there since 1959

    4. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yes, but "enough time" for a lot of it is centuries or more. Meanwhile, we're creating more at a vastly greater rate than what's de-orbiting.

    5. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's not as much of a space junk problem at geostationary because there's more room up that far (the amount of room available at a given altitude, after all, increases with the square of that altitude) and we don't launch as much stuff up that far. The real problem is in Low Earth Orbit, because it's so easy to reach and there's so much less space there. Just about anything in LEO will de-orbit eventually, but it may be centuries.

    6. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't a large percentage of the junk re-enter the earth's orbit on its own given enough time?

      Sure, for big enough values of "enough time". Which could be millions of years.

      Although for some orbits not even that. In geostationary orbit I don't think the satellite will reenter earth's atmosphere before the sun goes red giant.

      Really it's just an issue of being patient. I'm sure once the sun goes Red Giant all the orbital debris will be vaporized as the sun enlarges.

    7. Re:Self Correcting Problem by mangu · · Score: 2

      the amount of room available at a given altitude, after all, increases with the square of that altitude

      The geostationary orbit has zero thickness and, therefore, zero volume. Any debris there is a very serious problem.

      A small deviation from geostationary altitude will cause the debris to drift east or west and, because the orbit will never be exactly circular, it will cross the geostationary altitude at least two times a day.

    8. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The amount of "space" available in geostationary orbit grows linearly with altitude, as the orbit is not a "surface" but more of a "line" - you can calculate it as the circumference (2*pi*radius), as opposed to what you were probably thinking of, the area of a sphere, which does grow with the square (4*pi*radius*radius).

      There is indeed a lot of "space" (about 150,000 miles of orbit) but considering that satellites do wander a bit they tend to be given substantial room; in addition, communications interference can result if the satellites are placed too closely together.

      Due to gravitational perturbations and interference by the Moon's gravity as well as solar winds, objects in this orbit will definitely not remain in it indefinitely.

    9. Re:Self Correcting Problem by notnAP · · Score: 1

      Although for some orbits not even that. In geostationary orbit I don't think the satellite will reenter earth's atmosphere before the sun goes red giant.

      ... and the answer reveals itself...

    10. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are thinking of a 2D textbook picture of an orbit, reality is 3D, so space available at orbit does not increase with r2 but r3

    11. Re:Self Correcting Problem by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      In geostationary orbit I don't think the satellite will reenter earth's atmosphere before the sun goes red giant.

      We should put a big info-slab up there (in an unnatural shape so it stands out) to say "humans wuz here." Ideally it would be best to have some kind of updateable electronic storage device (I know it wouldn't last but keep reading) protected deep inside the slab , and the outside would give instructions on how to read it in some kind of graphical format that would be understandable to any being that understands what binary data is (which they definitely would know about if they've travelled between solar systems). Then we could update it remotely with all our knowledge, culture (the MAFIAA can go fuck themselves) and history, eventually it could even have the story of humanity's end encoded to it. It would probably be best to make it only possible to add info, like a multisession CD, to make sabotage more difficult (although it could be very useful to make the storage upgradeable, even if it means flying out to the thing). We could update information but the original would still be there.

      But unfortunately we'd actually have to settle for a static data device at best, or just a simple Voyager-style info-slab :-( I don't think any kind of storage would last a meaningful amount of time on those scales even assuming the slab isn't just obliterated by an asteroid (maybe make it an autonomous craft that can dodge asteroids and escape the red giant sun when the time comes?). Maybe the best bet would be something like a super-redundant RAID1 array (to minimize the impact of dead motors and electronics) with hard drives that do re-writes every few years to re-magnetize the data? I wonder if SSDs would last longer, remember no overwrites... /end sci-fi daydreaming.

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    12. Re:Self Correcting Problem by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      Also important are that there are fewer small debris at GEO and the debris-encounter velocities are much lower. There's some interesting stuff in the beginning of NASA's "History of On-Orbit Satellite Fragmentations" (like figures 1.3.2-2 & -2). This and other docs are linked here.

    13. Re:Self Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, except that geostationary isn't really stationary, those objects do move relative to their desired orbital slots and old dead items can cross into other orbital slots.

  6. Oblig Simpsons by decipher_saint · · Score: 2

    We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas...

    Seriously, next batch of research missions should be various cleaning devices to see what they can do and how well they do it.

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    1. Re:Oblig Simpsons by HermDog · · Score: 1

      I think the obvious solution for the LEO stuff is to accelerate global warming and expand the atmosphere to increase drag. Sure, it'll bring down the satellites we want to keep up there as well, but who will notice while we're slathered in SPF 10000 hunkered down in our underground bunkers learning to love eating fungi?

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    2. Re:Oblig Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about floating a huge rare earth magnet in Low Earth Orbit at low speed. ( so it'll fall out of orbit in 5 or ten years ).
      The idea being that it will collect abunch of the metal space junk and burn it all up as it reenters the atmosphere.

  7. The solution is simple: by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Space sharks with lasers. Duh.

    On a serious note, if I was Scaled Composites/Virgin Galactic, I'd start looking at clean-up contracts. While ground-based lasers may lose too much energy trying to make it out of the atmosphere, an airborne system might have a bit more punch....

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    1. Re:The solution is simple: by tsotha · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of using lasers? You're not going to affect the orbit of a piece of space junk just by shining a laser on it.

    2. Re:The solution is simple: by Neo+Quietus · · Score: 1

      The lasers that one typically talks about using to clean up space debris are powerful enough to outright vaporize paint flecks and other small junk. On larger bits it vaporizes a portion of the material, producing thrust and hopefully changing the orbit enough that the junk hits the atmosphere and burns up.

    3. Re:The solution is simple: by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You can push it into a higher orbit with a laser (not very efficient) or vaporize it such that the material left can't hurt anything (more efficient, but still inefficient).

    4. Re:The solution is simple: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of using lasers? You're not going to affect the orbit of a piece of space junk just by shining a laser on it.

      UH WHAT. We discussed this here but slashdot search is like fucking a blackberry bush

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    5. Re:The solution is simple: by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      UH WHAT. We discussed this here but slashdot search is like fucking a blackberry bush

      I really do not want to know how you know what fucking a blackberry bush is like.

      OK, I do. If it's a youtube video or something.

      I'll just go and prepare some red-hot teaspoons, I fear I may need to scoop my eyeballs out.

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    6. Re:The solution is simple: by kuiken · · Score: 1

      Space sharks with lasers. Duh.

      On a serious note, if I was Scaled Composites/Virgin Galactic, I'd start looking at clean-up contracts. While ground-based lasers may lose too much energy trying to make it out of the atmosphere, an airborne system might have a bit more punch....

      Forget the sharks, Nuke 'em from orbit !

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  8. A solvable problem by jmorris42 · · Score: 2

    This isn't panic time. Low Earth orbit really shouldn't be much of a problem. Without constant effort stuff tends to come down and the smaller the faster. The higher orbits are high volume areas. That only leaves the middle to really worry about, right?

    Yea a lose bolt can really ruin your day (or satellite) right now but we are going to have to develop some defenses. Otherwise micrometeors will eventually score a hit. Again, take it in threes. Come up with some sort of armor for microscopic stuff to embed into, some sort of active (laser?) defense for medium and dodge anything big enough to see in time to light an engine.

    But while Science! used to be optimistic and forward looking these days it is timid and obsessed with Doom! and what might go wrong.

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    1. Re:A solvable problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Science is not obsessed with Doom, Science and Scientists are still optimistic and forward looking. Hippies, greeners, and the other pathetic genetic excrement of our society that passes for humans these days are the ones obsessed with doom, and the ones slowing down Scientific progress for the rest of the people.

    2. Re:A solvable problem by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

      The higher orbits are high volume areas

      Not quite. The geostationary orbit, one of the most valuable commercially, is infinitesimally thin. Any debris that goes by there requires maneuvers from the operating satellites, which burn fuel and take a toll on the useful life of the satellite.

    3. Re:A solvable problem by schnell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Without constant effort stuff tends to come down and the smaller the faster.

      Not necessarily true. It's all dependent on the atmospheric drag that the object generates and what orbit it was launched into (on purpose or accidentally) to begin with. Some LEO junk will at this rate stay up for millions of years.

      Come up with some sort of armor for microscopic stuff to embed into

      Unfortunately the problem there is that armor inevitably adds weight, and every pound is precious in the design of a satellite. Until we have some orbital launching mechanism more efficient than our current chemical-based rockets, it will always be an inefficient tradeoff to take on the extra weight of armoring a satellite versus the likelihood of there being an impact that the armor would mitigate.

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    4. Re:A solvable problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't panic time. Low Earth orbit really shouldn't be much of a problem. Without constant effort stuff tends to come down and the smaller the faster. The higher orbits are high volume areas. That only leaves the middle to really worry about, right?

      Yea a lose bolt can really ruin your day (or satellite) right now but we are going to have to develop some defenses. Otherwise micrometeors will eventually score a hit. Again, take it in threes. Come up with some sort of armor for microscopic stuff to embed into, some sort of active (laser?) defense for medium and dodge anything big enough to see in time to light an engine.

      But while Science! used to be optimistic and forward looking these days it is timid and obsessed with Doom! and what might go wrong.

      Peak oil production might make this a moot point. We get 50 more years to explore outside the atmosphere, and then it becomes too costly to go into orbit.

    5. Re:A solvable problem by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2

      Nothing in LEO will last in orbit for millions of years. You need to be more than a few 1000 km up to get that kind of orbital lifetime (aka not LEO).

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    6. Re:A solvable problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come up with some sort of armor for microscopic stuff to embed into,

      Ok, we might eventually come up with some kind of material that is both light and strong enough for this. But keep in mind that you're hauling the weight of your armor up out of the gravity well.

      some sort of active (laser?) defense for medium and

      How would a laser help? If a 300g bolt is flying towards you at thousands of kph, melting it into a blob of metal won't change the fact that a 300g object is flying towards you at thousands of kph.
      But what if it's some weird composite? Melting it with a laser might cause some parts to boil off and fragment or change the course of the object. That sounds OK until you realize that you have no idea how it will fragment or how its course will change. Maybe all you've done is direct it towards your solar panels instead of your armored hull. This problem applies equally to using bullets and/or rockets of some kind.

      The added bonus of using bullets and/or rockets is that you are getting rid of one problem by creating a dozen other ones. Where do you think your bullets and shell fragments are going to end up?

      dodge anything big enough to see in time to light an engine.

      This is flawed in principle and (at best) only practical for a crewed vehicle of some kind. If it's "big enough to see" then it will be on a chart somewhere and people will plan ahead of time to avoid it. But let's ignore that and consider the actual idea.

      Satellites need to stay more or less in the same place, and there's no room to give them an engine and fuel tank big enough to keep them dodging around like a hockey puck. Larger objects (like space stations) aren't practical to move - even if you could generate enough thrust to move them out of the way in time, they're not designed to withstand those accelerations and would just break up.

    7. Re:A solvable problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is solvable. With funding. So go get it.

      It's important, however, to remember that the 'one bolt can ruin your day' would produce ANOTHER damn debris cloud. It becomes a progressive chain of collapse. China's insanely stupid ASAT experiment caused the largest debris could yet, and proved that:
      1- The Chinese have a functional ASAT system.
      2- The Chinese are idiots.

      Laser ? LOL... watched too much Star Wars, have you ? The effect of a laser might be to produce a little 'push' from spalling, but a full kill will produce.... yes, you guessed it.. ANOTHER debris cloud.

      Amateurs think in terms of 'blowing stuff up. Professionals think in terms of forcing re-entry.

  9. Ultimate solution--NERF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have NERF create huge capsules that when released into space expand into 2 mile wide, bio-degradable, sticky NERF balls. Launch fifty of them into a slowly degrading orbit that clears a hundred mile ring of space until they burn up in the atmosphere along with the junk.

    Or maybe a geosynchronous, miles long and wide foam mat that takes away some kinetic energy every time something passes through it so that they fall to earth on their own.

    Or just go for the worlds largest NERF sponge ball in space and move it around to get the worst stuff. Space might be big but a ten mile wide NERF ball would certainly slow a lot of that debris down! Even better, paint it to look like the Death Star!

    1. Re:Ultimate solution--NERF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additional thought: Missiles or craft that have giant, expandable foam fronts that are nearly a mile wide with the main craft and maneuvering engine behind? Have it plow right into a bad spot and cause all the junk to be stuck in the foam or fall out of orbit. Once done, eject the foam and let it drop or chuck it into a calculated orbit that would take out more before dropping.

      The question is: how big a foam ball can we create in space?

  10. Simple (short-term non-final) solution (which does by aliquis · · Score: 0

    ... n't really solve anything.)

    Don't shoot anything up until you know how to get it away from there.

  11. um.... by metalmaster · · Score: 1

    I found a large piece of paper on the ground, so I picked it up. I shredded it and scattered it back on the ground. Isn't it still trash?

    1. Re:um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. But would you prefer me to hit you in the face with a rolled up newspaper or throw the shredded bits at you?

    2. Re:um.... by bronney · · Score: 2

      NO! It becomes art!! :)

    3. Re:um.... by UncleTogie · · Score: 2

      Yes. But would you prefer me to hit you in the face with a rolled up newspaper or throw the shredded bits at you?

      Depends. Who has to clean up the mess afterwards?

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  12. Too early to worry about this, surely by Kittenman · · Score: 1
    Oblig quote: - remember that "Space is Big, Mind-blowingly big. I mean, you may think it's a long way down to the chemist but that's peanuts compared to Space"

    And also we haven't been dropping crap up there for too many years, from too many spacecraft. We're sort of like Columbus and his boys worrying about a toffee wrapper that someone left behind on the beach somewhere in the Caribbean.

    Can we get back to this in, say, two centuries when there's enough crap to worry about? We have other issues more pressing that this (oh sorry - forgot this was slashdot....thought I was in a US Government thinktank...).

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    1. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Space is big, Low Earth Orbit isn't.

      This is like Columbus trying to make it out of port with wrecks littering the harbor mouth.

    2. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 2

      Yes, space is really big - but we've already had collisions. It's a little like the turn-of-the-century automobile crash in Kansas City - which only had two cars registered therein.

      Then there's the Kessler Syndrome, in which case a single collision's fragment could cause additional collisions, and on and on in a chain reaction that leaves us unable to pass a belt of grinding metal bits.

      OK, that may be a bit hyperbolic, but still. It's not too early to start thinking about this.

      My personal suggestion is a solar-powered moon-based laser that hits anything that comes between it and earth. Small things it might vaporize, larger things will be nudged by reaction to expanding gas into a lower orbit, eventually to fall to Earth.

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    3. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      Columbus didn't have to worry if that toffee wrapper would sink his ship. Shuttles have to worry about paint chips dinging the craft, because one nick on the glass can mean death on re-entry.

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    4. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      My personal suggestion is a solar-powered moon-based laser that hits anything that comes between it and earth.

      What could possibly go wrong?

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    5. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by reasterling · · Score: 1

      anything that comes between it and earth

      Might I suggest that the laser not be allowed to fire toward the earth. Or at least come up with the proper warning label. Perhaps something like this:

      WARNING
      Light from moon may cause permanent damage to your eyes. Stare at your own risk.

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    6. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by lennier · · Score: 1

      Oblig quote: - remember that "Space is Big, Mind-blowingly big.

      Interstellar space is big.

      Earth-orbital space is depressingly small, because there are only so many useful orbits.

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    7. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      Didn't Dr. Evil plan to use a giant moon-based laser? If I remember correctly, developed by a Dr. A. Parosns?

    8. Re:Too early to worry about this, surely by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's blocking my view of the sun.. it will be incinerated.

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  13. Wow. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    U.S. General William Shelton, commander of Air Force Space Command, underscored the worrisome issue of orbital debris during a presentation at the National Space Symposium on April 12, 2011. In a recent conference here, Gen. William Shelton, commander of the U.S. Air Force Space Command, relayed his worries about rising amounts of human-made space junk.

    Two generals with the same name and the same job, expressing concerns on the same topic!

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    1. Re:Wow. by MasterPatricko · · Score: 1

      But one of them _underscored_ their worries, while the other _relayed_ them. Clearly two very different personalities despite their other similarities.

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    2. Re:Wow. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when parallel universes collide.

    3. Re:Wow. by PPH · · Score: 2

      Two generals with the same name and the same job, expressing concerns on the same topic!

      Personally, I welcome our army of clone warrior overlords.

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    4. Re:Wow. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the clean-shaven Shelton is the one who has worries about the debris, and the Shelton that has a goatee is the one who prefers to underscore the debris.

    5. Re:Wow. by eriqk · · Score: 1

      Two generals with the same name and the same job, (...)

      Yes, but only one of them has an eye patch.

  14. Giant Acme Magnets by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    Problem solved.

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  15. What proportion of the space junk is military? by rlglende · · Score: 2

    Cleaning military bases that are de-comissioned is usually a very expensive task : the military doesn't take care of their own environments.

    Did they do better in space?

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    1. Re:What proportion of the space junk is military? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      About 25% of it is from a Chinese ICBM being crashed into a satellite, the rest is a mix of commercial, military, government collisions, wrecks, decay and accidents.

  16. Are lasers even legal? by perpenso · · Score: 2

    IIRC there are treaties that prevent the weaponization of space. A "navigational" laser capable of vaporizing "medium" sized objects might fall under some kind of prohibited dual use technology. If dual use technology is allowed then I expect many nations will be researching "navigational" lasers.

    1. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol must be nice there in fantasy land.

    2. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Since when does the US give a shit about international law?

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    3. Re:Are lasers even legal? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > A "navigational" laser capable of vaporizing "medium" sized objects might fall under some kind of prohibited dual use technology.

      Probably not. Remember the scale of the problem here. Small is paint flecks and such, large is a small washer so medium is between those ranges. Sure the usual suspects at the Parliament of Tyrants (UN) might bang their spoons on their high chairs but we can ignore that.

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    4. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Informative

      The US owns nearly half of the total orbiting satellites.

      http://www.ucsusa.org/nuclear_weapons_and_global_security/space_weapons/technical_issues/ucs-satellite-database.html

      Total - 957
      US - 436 - 10 Civil, 193 Commercial, 118 Government, 115 Military
      Russia - 100
      China - 69

      49% of those are in LEO

    5. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      The relevance of this to the legal ramifications of the US shooting down space junk are what exactly?

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    6. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      You asked "when does the US give a shit about international law?" Despite the obvious troll, well when the US owns half the stuff in space, thats when the US cares about international law.

      Also the USAF is the only organization on Earth capable of tracking the garbage in space, and they do a good job of letting everyone know where the crap is so they can avoid it.

    7. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      I still fail to see the relevance of *anything* you're saying. Owning lots of shit doesn't make people interested in obeying the law, it makes it easy for them to get away with breaking it.

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    8. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Well the US has a large navy which is a reason why the US has been a large proponent of Freedom of Navigation, even if it causes conflict.

      But you still don't understand that having vested interests in things makes a nation or entity interested in establishing and keeping those things working.

      Thats fine.

    9. Re:Are lasers even legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trick is to get yours up there first and make sure they stay the biggest.

      Then apply the Palpatine doctrine to "make it legal".

  17. Space Laser by Hidyman · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just use a laser on a satellite to push all the debris into the atmosphere?
    I don't imagine it would have to be a very powerful laser to do that for small debris.

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    1. Re:Space Laser by Torodung · · Score: 2

      No. Sharks can't survive long enough in the vacuum of space, and would freeze to death in the ionosphere. Think man! THINK!

  18. Nuke it in orbit! by chill · · Score: 1

    Yet another problem that can be solved by suitable applications of high explosives.

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    1. Re:Nuke it in orbit! by ogl_codemonkey · · Score: 1

      So we all just need to learn to stop worrying and love The Bomb.

    2. Re:Nuke it in orbit! by chill · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, thanks to the scientific miracle of Viagra, we no longer have to worry about water fluoridation and the sapping of our precious bodily fluids!

      I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

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  19. He's working for THEM by Torodung · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's just trying to clear a nice approach eliptical for the mothership to come down and enslave mankind. Don't listen to a word of it. Space junk makes intraorbital navigation hazardous, and that hazard is our best unnatural defense against the alien overlords.

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    Which I for one do not welcome!

  20. Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    It was an 80s-ish RPG. One of the background stories was that Word War 3 broke out and because of all the space weapons and counter-weapons blasting each other to bits and throwing up buckshot at each other, Earth's orbit becomes full of so much shrapnel that it's impossible to achieve orbit. When the Chinese tested that laser on a satellite target, that's what I immediately thought of. Space weapons are a stupid, expensive, potentially disastrous idea. Look at how bad space junk is getting and we haven even *tried* to fill orbits with crap.

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    1. Re:Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes; we have tried to fill orbits with crap. That's the problem.

      Go out to a field and look up at the sky. In 5-10 minutes around here you'll see at least one satellite pass by.

    2. Re:Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It was an 80s-ish RPG. One of the background stories was that Word War 3 broke out and because of all the space weapons and counter-weapons blasting each other to bits and throwing up buckshot at each other, Earth's orbit becomes full of so much shrapnel that it's impossible to achieve orbit.

      I did play Rifts. That bit about orbit was a nice touch, but also clearly a game-balance thing to keep players of sufficient resources from dealing with that whole alien-insect infestation in Minnesota or the Spluggorths (sp?) in Atlantis by going up into orbit and dropping rocks on them.

      But nevertheless, yes, it does bring to mind the dangers of letting space junk get out of hand.

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    3. Re:Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      It was an 80s-ish RPG. One of the background stories was that Word War 3 broke out and because of all the space weapons and counter-weapons blasting each other to bits and throwing up buckshot at each other, Earth's orbit becomes full of so much shrapnel that it's impossible to achieve orbit. When the Chinese tested that laser on a satellite target, that's what I immediately thought of. Space weapons are a stupid, expensive, potentially disastrous idea. Look at how bad space junk is getting and we haven even *tried* to fill orbits with crap.

      Just to clarify: Space weapons are a bad idea because weapons in general are a bad idea. If it weren't for the mentality of some humans' that cause some of us to refuse to cooperate and instead drives the desire to destroy others, the weapon problem would not exist.

      Tools, on the other hand, can also be dangerous, and extreme caution should be used when using dangerous tools...

    4. Re:Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Look at how bad space junk is getting and we haven even *tried* to fill orbits with crap.

      China made a pretty intentional effort...

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    5. Re:Did anyone play the RPG Rifts? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      So, ...we just need to build our satellites with MDC and they'll be impervious to space collisions.

  21. RTFA by mangu · · Score: 2

    next batch of research missions should be various cleaning devices to see what they can do and how well they do it

    "Barring the discovery of a disruptive technology within the next decade or so, there will be no practical removal solution," Kaplan added. "We simply lack the technology to economically clean up space."

    Problem is, "space" didn't get that name by accident. It's big. And the debris are millions of pieces. A big laser, you say? The Soviet Union went broke trying to develop one. Perhaps a big sheet made of monocrystalline unobtainium would do the trick.

    In the end, we may be able to catch a few pieces of junk, at a cost of a few million dollars each. If only we had the several hundreds of trillions of dollars it would take to catch each of them...

    1. Re:RTFA by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 4, Informative

      The definitive word on Space, is of course, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
      "Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen..."

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    2. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end, we may be able to catch a few pieces of junk, at a cost of a few million dollars each. If only we had the several hundreds of trillions of dollars it would take to catch each of them...

      Well what's the problem? I have a few of these, I'd be willing to donate to the cause and cover the costs...

    3. Re:RTFA by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Lasers might not be a bad idea actually. Place a satellite in high orbit and have it use a laser to push debris down into the atmosphere where it can burn up. Aim it so that if you miss the beam goes off into space rather than towards the ground. In space you have unlimited free energy from the sun.

      The only issue I can see is the ban on weapons in space, but given the right power laser and joint control by the UN it should be possible. Anything that gathers debris in space could just as easily be used as a weapon by de-orbiting it onto your enemies head anyway.

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    4. Re:RTFA by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      In space you have unlimited free energy from the sun.

      It's not unlimited, and it's not free. The intensity of sunlight at any particular position in the solar system is more or less constant but finite. So you can increase the power available to you by increasing the area of your collector, until you have a Dyson Sphere. BUT, the weight you have to put into orbit (more precisely, "into this particular orbit") will increase more-or-less linearly with the area of the collector. And putting weight into orbit is not free.

      Let's not even get into the fact that solar cells do degrade with time.

      The solar energy available may be considerable, and the per-unit cost low, but it's not unlimited and it's not free.

      Place a satellite in high orbit and have it use a laser to push debris down into the atmosphere where it can burn up. Aim it so that if you miss the beam goes off into space rather than towards the ground.

      You'd need to put your beam weapon into an orbit at similar altitude to the debris you're aiming at. Otherwise, the Earth is going to form a backdrop to your beam. OK, maybe you'll be lucky and only burn out the eyes of a third-world farmer instead of the remaining pilot of Queen Kathrine's plane. But maybe it's better to not take that risk?

      I'd put my beam weapon in a relatively low orbit, and fire upwards at debris as it approaches it's apogee (highest orbital point w.r.t. Earth) reducing it's kinetic energy and so lowering it's perigee (lowest orbital point) and making it's orbit more eccentric; it will then lose more energy each time it goes lower ... until it eventually burns up. You might need to make several applications of the beam to control it's fall location - the south Pacific is popular.

      No more debris in the appropriate orbital regions? Use your power supply and some trailing cables to pul your beam weapon into a different orbit by acting on the magnetic field. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Whether it would work sufficiently economically? I don't know. Is it impossible? I think not.

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  22. easily solvable by putting bounties on the junk by GreyFish · · Score: 1

    You'd need to weight the bounties by the risk the junk presents, it's orbit and velocity and mass.

    1. Re:easily solvable by putting bounties on the junk by retroworks · · Score: 1

      Or put $5M deposits on each piece of space junk sent into orbit. Then homeless aliens would collect them in intergalactic shopping carts and return them to the NASA redemption center.

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    2. Re:easily solvable by putting bounties on the junk by tsotha · · Score: 1

      The problem is, as the article points out, the gap between the conceivable funding for bounties and the cost of removing the junk is quite large.

  23. Spaceball Vacuum by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Can't we just borrow that?
    On a more serious side, I read an admittedly far fetched idea of putting a 'fishing nets' in the orbits of the smaller bits of debris. Yes, tons of problems with it, but it would be nice if we could 'sweep' up a bunch of the smaller stuff. I forget the details, but from what I remember (that's a chancy proposition in itself) it seemed to be plausible.
    I admit, I am way out of my league here, so feel free to ignore as hard as possible.

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    1. Re:Spaceball Vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Use a really really BIG magnet!

  24. Its a geometric, not a linear, problem ... by perpenso · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... we haven't been dropping crap up there for too many years, from too many spacecraft. We're sort of like Columbus and his boys worrying about a toffee wrapper that someone left behind on the beach somewhere in the Caribbean.

    Wrong analogy. To continue with the Columbus theme a better analogy would be dropping off a bunch of pigs at each island you visit. When you return later you find far more than the few pigs you dropped off. Like pigs, satellite debris "breeds". 1 item of debris + 1 item of debris = *many* items of debris, where many can be many orders of magnitude larger than two.

    Consider the example from the article. The number of debris items increased by 25% from a *single* event, China testing an anti-satellite weapon. While this may be a worse case event, an accidental collision between two satellites could similarly generate a cloud of thousands of debris items.

    Can we get back to this in, say, two centuries when there's enough crap to worry about? We have other issues more pressing that this (oh sorry - forgot this was slashdot....thought I was in a US Government thinktank...).

    A think tank would hopefully possess enough potential to realize that when TVs go blank, phones no longer make connections, ships/planes/cars can no longer navigate, etc then the average person might care.

    1. Re:Its a geometric, not a linear, problem ... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      Let me see if I get this right... If we just keep leaving debris in orbit........... Free Bacon!!!!!!

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    2. Re:Its a geometric, not a linear, problem ... by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      Correct, but you missed a subtle point - Free Bacon on selected Caribbean islands.
      Now do you understand the problem?

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  25. It depends on the math involved by RobertLTux · · Score: 4, Informative

    and as this is in fact rocket science the problem is we have 3 different "speed bands" we are working with

    1 the junk that is going slow enough to fall out of orbit
    (in a more or less short period of time)

    2 the stuff that is mid range speed (could take like "forever" to fall out unless somebody/something whacks it in the right direction)

    3 the high speed stuff (this is very rare and is the stuff that heading out into deepish space)

    the problem with 1 and 2 (mostly 2) is hitting this stuff CORRECTLY is very hard to do (ideal situation is it burns up on reentry with "does not hit anything important" as a push bet)

    the worst case is you hit somebodies in service satellite or have a chunk of something wipe out a State building or something else and cause an international incident

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    1. Re:It depends on the math involved by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Our first war in space will be our last war in space. A while back when the Chinese tested a satellite killer, everyone went bat-shit crazy because it made a whole lot of space junk. Now imagine if everyone were seriously making a lot of space junk by taking out each others satellites. What a mess. It will take a long time before much of anything will be launched after that. The best case scenario after that will be sweeping operations that start at low orbits and work their way up.

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    2. Re:It depends on the math involved by un_om_de_cal · · Score: 1

      Actually, it depends on the energy and, for low energy objects, on how high the lowest point in their trajectory is.

      By energy, the objects can be classified into:

      1) Objects with lower energy than the Earth's gravity well. In ideal conditions, these objects would orbit our planet forever in an elliptic trajectory. In reality, all of these will fall out of orbit because of friction (since there is no perfect vacuum). The time to fall out of orbit depends on the how far away from the Earth is the lowest point of their elliptic orbit. The closer their elliptic orbit gets to Earth, the quicker they will lose energy because of friction with the atmosphere.

      2) Objects with high enough energy to escape Earth's gravity well. These head out into space.

    3. Re:It depends on the math involved by locofungus · · Score: 2

      The lower the orbit the faster the orbital speed.

      It's counter-intuitive, but to catch up with something ahead of you but in the same orbit as you, you need to fire your retrorockets. You will then fall into a lower orbit, exchanging gravitational potential energy for kinetic energy and end up going faster.

      Tim.

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  26. Ooh, a general worried about pollution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which happens to be the commander of a Space Control Agency?

    How subtle!

  27. There is only one solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!

  28. Is this a real problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been hearing about the space junk problem for maybe 20 years, but has anything significant actually ever been hit/destroyed?

    1. Re:Is this a real problem? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Express-AM11 was knocked out by space debris, Kosmos 2251 and Iridium 33 collided destroying both.

      Challenger STS-7, Endeavor STS-59, Atlantis STS-115 and Endeavor STS-118 were all hit in widows or radiators while all the shuttles, ISS and MIR were regularly hit with smaller debris.

      ISS has over 100 Whipple Shields installed to reduce the impacts of small objects.

    2. Re:Is this a real problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISS has over 100 Whipple Shields installed to reduce the impacts of small objects.

      Are Whipple shields the ones that use Charmin' bathroom tissue?

  29. The answer is always sharks. by macraig · · Score: 1

    Space sharks. With lasers.

  30. Superman by iONiUM · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this can be solved by Superman. He can just go around the earth a few times to speed up the rotation, and thus, gravity, sucking in all the shit up there back into our atmosphere so we can start from scratch.

    Right?

  31. Sunspots - warning: real science discussion :-) by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2

    I read recently that the decay of garbage in LEO is actually lower than expected due to the extended sunspot minimum. It seems that sunspots have a significant effect on Earth's thermosphere, a tenuous portion of the atmosphere that extends into LEO and - although it's a millionth as thick as the atmosphere at sea level - exerts drag that eventually brings LEO satellites down. Perhaps the orbit of ISS does not decay as quickly as Skylab did - because there was more thermosphere in the '70's. Does this mean that there will be an increase in LEO decay once we get a strong sunspot cycle? This cycle is not so strong, and it could be several cycles before we get a really big one again.

    1. Re:Sunspots - warning: real science discussion :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the orbit of ISS does not decay as quickly as Skylab did - because there was more thermosphere in the '70's.

      Your guess is correct, believe it or not. Some events in the solar weather caused the atmosphere to temporarily spread out a bit. I've forgotten the exact details, but it could have been a magnetic storm (IIRC).

  32. Size matters! by psychogre · · Score: 1

    Space junk comes in so many sizes. Satellites and space stations have shielding to protect themselves from the smallest junk pieces. They can also make slight shifts in their orbits in order to avoid collisions with the pieces of junk that can be tracked, down to about 4 inches.
    But the junk between about 0.5 -4 inches is too small to be tracked, and cannot be effectively shielded against. They have to rely on luck...
    Junk in low earth orbit is also more likely to be traveling in all sorts of different orbits (inclination, eccentricity and precession rates), so a satellite could be hit by junk pieces coming from several different directions at once!

  33. Denial-of-Space Weapons? by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    Could you design a MAD system that aims to make space effectively unusable? Essentially make a collection of ICBMs with warheads full of marbles. Spray assorted orbits with enough shrapnel and you increase the danger of catastrophe for any satellite to the point where they are no longer viable tools? Not directly offensiv

    1. Re:Denial-of-Space Weapons? by Truth+is+life · · Score: 1

      Easily. The Chinese ASM test a few years back created a huge amount of debris (and I'm sure earlier US and Russian tests did too). You don't actually have to build something specifically for that purpose, just launch enough ASMs without much caring about where the debris ends up and Kessler's Syndrome will kick in.

  34. Global Warming will fix it by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    We'll warm up the atmosphere so much that the expansion from the heat will thicken it enough to quickly bring down everything in Low Earth Orbit.

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    1. Re:Global Warming will fix it by barakn · · Score: 1

      Bad news on that front. Global warming is causing the atmosphere to collapse.

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  35. The Bubblegum Solution by Bonker · · Score: 1

    1. Pick a substance that can be shipped to space fairly gracefully in large, thin, flexible sheets. You'd need BIG sheets. This can either be something that is already adhesive or can be activated or coated with adhesive in orbit. Either way, it should be cheap and disposable. The edges of this material should be fairly durable so that if it tears, the torn bits will hang on to the edges. High relative-velocity impacts should either go right through the material or stick to it.

    2. Attach a small, single-use, steerable rocket to one corner of each sheet. These need not be designed to stand the test of time but should be durable enough not to break apart on use.

    3. Ship many of these to a 'messy' orbit as cheaply as possible. Deploy, unfold, and activate the adhesive as necessary, preferably without any kind of human-aided EVA. Ideally this should be done with the cheapest, lightest of rockets, and activation and unfolding is something that should happen entirely electronically.

    4. Let these orbit a few times, sweeping up crap. Monitor from the ground via telescope.

    5. Activate the single-use rocket remotely to nudge the whole mess into reentry.

    6. Repeat as necessary to clean the orbit.

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  36. I've never understood this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't the shit FALL DOWN?!?!? I guarantee you if I step off the ISS, I'm plunging to earth. Yet this stuff just floats there like nothing? It really makes no sense.

    1. Re:I've never understood this. by RogerWilco · · Score: 2

      I guarantee you if I step off the ISS, I'm plunging to earth.

      you might be a troll, but I'm answering any way. You would not plunge down to earth, but you would just float next to it, maybe slowly drift away from it. There is no air to slow you down.

      The whole trick is that you are actually going quite fast, about 16,000 mph or faster, you do fall down, but the earth is curved and drops away at the same rate. That's how things stay "in orbit". As there is no air, nothing slows you down and you just keep falling in a circle around the earth, constantly missing it because of your high horizontal speed.

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  37. Causation != correlation by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    However, if you step back for a second, and compare our "orbit" with our environment, we see an interesting trend.

    Even the smartest of us didn't forsee something as simple as "Hey - if you put something up there, you're going to have to deal with it."

    Unless of course you don't believe in global warming, then please take your trollisms elsewhere.

  38. Simple engineering issue. by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Create a material that is like an aerogel only that dissipates over time in a vacuum. Sticky is good too. Expands after an impact is also good for better LEO aerobraking effects if cleaning LEO paths. In upper paths make it selectively reflective (requires stable insertion and planned impacts ...) then it sails to a safe place or destruction. But simplest is just a material that will entangle, that also dissipates in a vacuum. Set a quantity of it in retrograde orbit that you want cleared. Impact with orbiting junk, momentum is reduced. Pretty fireworks in the upper atmosphere. Remaining material that missed the collecting of something dissipates harmlessly.

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    1. Re:Simple engineering issue. by RogerWilco · · Score: 2

      I think the point of the article is that no such material exists yet, and we have no clue how to make something like that in an economic way.

      The biggest problem with most of these solutions, is getting them "up there". Moving things to space is very expensive. It's hard to get a feeling for it.
      I once compared it to the the Trust SSC, the first car to go Mach 1: 1,228 km/h (763 mph). To reach orbit you need to go about 40,000 km/h, given that the energy goes with the square of the speed, you need (40,000/1,228)^2 = 1061 times more energy. In other words, the energy required to reach the speed of sound, is only 0.1% of what is required to get into space. That might give you an idea of the challenge.

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  39. What the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "What may be shaping up is an "abandon in place" posture for certain orbital altitudes -- an outlook that flags the messy message resulting from countless bits of orbital refuse."

    What is that in ENGLISH? Journalists today are such idiots, they start making up their own version of the English language, and then begin to believe that it's normal, the more they use it.

    "an outlook that flags the messy message"

    Huh?

  40. Jettison Scrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to bring back the Vulture from the "Jettison Scrap and Salvage Company" aka - Salvage1

  41. Low-mass kinetic energy absorbent "blobs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about deploying some sort of particulate cloud that's dense enough to slow down junk enough over prolonged (years?) period of time with periodic re-application? Something that's dense enough to slow down unpowered articles but allow powered craft to deal with these "clouds" with minimal fuel usage?

  42. Re:The Bubblegum Crisis by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Sure, all we need is a huge amount of unobtanium.

    Unfortunately, the technological advances developed during the search for and manufacture of said unobtanium also vastly cheapens the cost of computer AI and cyborgs which leads to the rise of a global military industrial corporation named Genom.

    After the Second Great Kanto Earthquake of 2025 divides Tokyo's in two, physically as well as culturally, the vast difference of wealth distribution sparks a cultural upheaval and Genom looses its cyborgs on humanity.

    Our only hope will be the all-female powered armor equipped mercenaries known only as The Knight Sabers.

    Trust me -- The space junk problem pales in comparison to the issues caused by its solution.

  43. Option 1: Burn the Sky by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Nuke it from Orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

    1. Re:Option 1: Burn the Sky by coolmadsi · · Score: 1

      Nuke it from Orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

      In Soviet orbit, you nuke you!

  44. Recycle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One solution which I heard from somewhere a long time ago (I can't remember who) proposed that if you're going to discard large pieces of equipment (such as fuel tanks etc...) that it be designed in such a way that it could be useful.
    Perhaps some of the debris can be made into a space station, or a refueling station, or something like that.
    I don't know if this would apply to any of the junk already up there, but the next time a rocket is designed it could be taken into consideration.
    Then perhaps we could launch some orbital construction robots to collect the junk and piece together something useful.

    The idea I had heard involved taking the largest of the fuel tanks from the space shuttle's launch and either welding or riveting them together into a circular space station. That would at least account for the hull of it though more material would be needed to complete it.

  45. This sounds like a job for... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    Megamaid!

    Just so long as she doesn't go from suck to blow, because that would really suck.. I mean, blow. Whatever.

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  46. Why Not Harvest It? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Getting mass out of the gravity well is still expensive. Why not use a form of Solar Laser to move the junk to an L-Zone then build a drone operated Test-Bed in the L-Zone to recycle the mass. This would make a boring Science Fiction story, but the commercial applications? Maybe AAA for spent Satellites?

  47. Adopt an Orbit by sylvandb · · Score: 1

    What we really need is an Adopt an Orbit program. This Orbit Adopted by Shriners #123 or This Orbit Adopted by Boys and Girls Club ABC etc. Then all we'd have to worry about is a few signs like that, some orange bags scattered around and the occasional crew wearing orange vests.

  48. Katamari by eriqk · · Score: 1

    We could try and roll all of it into a giant ball. All while singing a merry song: naaaa na na na na na