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Note To Cheaters: Next Time Hire the Brains

An anonymous reader writes "A man and his accomplice are accused of cheating on a Medical College Admissions Test (MCAT) by using a wireless pinhole camera and cellphone to send realtime images of the exam questions to a team of people supplying the 'correct' answers. One problem: the 'answer team' was tricked into the job by being told they were taking a test to qualify them as MCAT tutors. There were several clues the 'tutor exam' was bogus, including the poor quality of the images of the questions. Suspicious, the 'answer team' discovered the real MCAT test was occurring at the same time. They started feeding wrong answers to the accused cheaters and called campus security. The two accused cheaters now face several charges as a result."

349 comments

  1. Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

    1. Re:Criminal Charges? by enderjsv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Could be fraud charges related less to them cheating, and more to them duping people into thinking they were applying for a job. But I'm not a lawyer.

    2. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the right kind of punishment. And throw away the key, while they're at it.

    3. Re:Criminal Charges? by knotprawn · · Score: 2

      Oh that's because they were using an i-Phone

    4. Re:Criminal Charges? by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

    5. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      When the testing service is Big Business.

    6. Re:Criminal Charges? by syousef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

      Since it could put lives in danger. Cheating on an exam for a pilot's license for instance would get you into similar trouble. (So could lying about your current qualifications as a pilot or experience). That's a glamorous example but basically any specialized job which requires qualifications, if you lie about them, could land you with a criminal record. And it makes sense. You don't want someone not qualified as an engineer designing a bridge. You don't want someone who doesn't know what they're doing with gas pipes installing a gas water heater. The potential for death and injury is just too high.

      The only difference in this case is that it's a college entrance exam, not one for getting accredited or qualified, as others have pointed out. Still, I don't think someone cheating to get in is going to go straight and stop cheating once they are in.

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    7. Re:Criminal Charges? by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh that's because they were using an i-Phone

      It was a pin-hole camera, not a pin-head camera.

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    8. Re:Criminal Charges? by Velex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      After working at an answering service for 5 years, I've learned that doctors in the USA at least are duplicitous, technically inept (as in can't understand their pager doesn't work when turned off), and willing to lie left and right just to get a small discount on their bill. I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      I have less respect for doctors than I do lawyers, because at least the lawyer clients have some basis for an argument when they dispute their bill. All doctors know are cuss words, and I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

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    9. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Make sure that country is not Canada lest you run a greater risk of mortality from your heart problems. You might as well cross the UK off your list as well.

    10. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The diceman says Ooooooow!

    11. Re:Criminal Charges? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Oh that's because they were using an i-Phone

      It was a pin-hole camera, not a pin-head camera.

      Cue Larry the Cable Guy:
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    12. Re:Criminal Charges? by milkmage · · Score: 1

      "They started feeding wrong answers to the accused cheaters and called campus security."

      I'm thinking campus security not only enforces the law, but the rules in the student handbook as well. Cheating is probably listed as an offense in the handbook, thus the "charges"

    13. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like that would be any different from a "legitimate" doctor.

    14. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure, because ability to work a pager has a great deal to do with providing successful medical care.

      Also, I assume that you're willing to pay for all future medical care out of pocket or just not receive that medical care? I hope that works out for you need major/expensive medical care without insurance.

    15. Re:Criminal Charges? by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This being Canada, and all that. We take a very dim view of this type of stuff. So cheaters beware, you will be criminally nailed to the wall for it.
      Ala:

      404. Every one who falsely, with intent to gain advantage for himself or some other person, personates a candidate at a competitive or qualifying examination held under the authority of law or in connection with a university, college or school or who knowingly avails himself of the results of such personation is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

      Summer conviction means 2 years or less.

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    16. Re:Criminal Charges? by Rabbidous · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't care how my doctor did on the MCATS if (s)he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

    17. Re:Criminal Charges? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having Insurance is like winning a battle in which many people die: it's worse than almost anything, except for losing one/not having insurance when you need it.

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    18. Re:Criminal Charges? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

      Nah--From TFA: each facing six charges including theft, unauthorized use of a computer, using a device to obtain unauthorized service and theft of data.

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    19. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked in many different phone banks in my youth I can tell you this is true of most professions, not just the medical field. And while our medical system may not be ideal there is a reason the rich from other countries come here when they want a complex heart surgery.

      And while the idea of subsidizing the medical profession may not appeal to you do you think you are going to avoid that by not having insurance? Try comparing the billing you get for any procedure to that of someone who is not insured. You pay either way, in advance or per incident.

    20. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      So in other words, you just hope it's illegal, because you're afraid if it's not.

      Not exactly an insightful answer.

    21. Re:Criminal Charges? by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      After working at an answering service for 5 years, I've learned that doctors in the USA at least are duplicitous, technically inept (as in can't understand their pager doesn't work when turned off), and willing to lie left and right just to get a small discount on their bill.
      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      I have less respect for doctors than I do lawyers, because at least the lawyer clients have some basis for an argument when they dispute their bill. All doctors know are cuss words, and I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

      Boy, if you think doctors are inept now, wait until the bureaucracy takes over. Nothing spells incompetence like a bureaucrat. If you think medicine is a bad example, look at cars. Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer? Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch.

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    22. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is a reason the rich from other countries come here when they want a complex heart surgery.

      So they only have to wait 3 days instead of 10?

      Try comparing the billing you get for any procedure to that of someone who is not insured.

      Sure. My wife went to the emergency room recently with a severe allergic reaction. They thought we were uninsured and sent us the full bill, which was $530. When they found our we had insurance, they billed our insurance company $3400, of which they paid $1100.00, and now the hospital want a $100 deductible.

      If you think private insurance is a sane way to pay for health care you are a fucking moron.

    23. Re:Criminal Charges? by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's more abhorrent since it's a medical test. I had the recent displeasure of working in an IT job related to med schools. From the bits and pieces that I saw of the more promising applications I processed, I'm truly horrified by the entire "profession". How could someone have such good college transcripts and MCAT scores yet write such stupid essays, I wondered? This explains a lot.

    24. Re:Criminal Charges? by kcitren · · Score: 2

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      What does a capitalist vs socialist economy have to do with how to test and qualify doctors?

      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      If this is true, then you should publicize this behavior. Treating a patient differently, especially if, as you said, in a dangerous manner, based on who they work violates the rules of ethical behavior and codes on conduct.

    25. Re:Criminal Charges? by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      Yep, and due to our horrible system we are attracting the very worst of them. MD means nothing to me anymore. They're the sleaziest of them all.

      Here in Massachusetts, where we have some of the finest medical schools, we are legally obligated to buy their shit. Mitt Romney is now trying to explain why that's right for MA but wrong for the nation.

      Doctor, heal thyself.

    26. Re:Criminal Charges? by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 1

      That sucks, you were working in IT but got stuck processing applications.

    27. Re:Criminal Charges? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      It sure is.

    28. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is the health care version of Hollywood accounting. In order to show how great a deal insurance is, they negotiate for x% off the posted rates that no one actually pays. The flip side is that health care providers feel bad for the poor and so try to also offer discounts to the uninsured, On a more cynical level, there is also the fact that they might actually receive more in payment by charging $500 rather than $3500 because the odds of collecting $3500 without resorting to a collection agency might be low enough and the costs of such a collection agency high enough to make the $500 more profitable.

    29. Re:Criminal Charges? by rhook · · Score: 1

      Except the MCAT doesn't give you a license, it is an entrance exam to medical school. Cheating on it is similar to cheating on the SAT.

    30. Re:Criminal Charges? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      Pretty sure the person who puts you under and operates isn't the same person.

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    31. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except there's competition in the world of automobiles. As it is, the American "capitalist" system shows a distinct lack of competition in the medical field.

    32. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, because ability to work a pager has a great deal to do with providing successful medical care.

      While you say that sarcastically in an attempt to troll, you are actually 100% correct (Don't worry, you're only correct by accident)

      If a person can't understand the concept of "off" when it comes to a simple electronic gizmo, that person sure as hell won't have the capability to understand any concepts more complex than that. I would dare say that ANY thing medical related qualifies as more complicated.

      If you don't understand that setting a device to off, actually means it is off, how can you trust them to understand "I want to remain alive" actually means that I want to stay alive?

      We arn't talking about making the clock on your VCR stop blinking, or turning off Clippy in MS word... We are talking about "on" and "off" for christ sake!

      In fact, people have an "off" setting of sorts as well... Not a soul would believe you if you claim you don't care about being switched off simply because the 'doctor' has no understanding what that means.

    33. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im not sure that "processing applications" counts as working in IT... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_entry_clerk

    34. Re:Criminal Charges? by FiloEleven · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been looking for that statute for years, but every time I thought I had it the only message was "Not Found"!

    35. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      After working at an answering service for 5 years, I've learned that doctors in the USA at least are duplicitous, technically inept (as in can't understand their pager doesn't work when turned off), and willing to lie left and right just to get a small discount on their bill.
      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      I have less respect for doctors than I do lawyers, because at least the lawyer clients have some basis for an argument when they dispute their bill. All doctors know are cuss words, and I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

      Boy, if you think doctors are inept now, wait until the bureaucracy takes over. Nothing spells incompetence like a bureaucrat. If you think medicine is a bad example, look at cars. Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer? Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch.

      There is a big difference between cars and medical care: You can figure out which car is a better buy. You can't figure out which doctor is a better doctor before you agree to pay them. Google "kenneth arrow healthcare" to see the seminal paper on this topic.

      Every industrialized country other than the US has a solution to this: Experts who understand medicin evaluate medical procedures and outcomes per-doctor, and administer the medical system to do what individuals would do if they had better information. This leads to better outcomes at a lower cost. If you believe that the government can't do this, then please explain how 35 of them have outdone the US market-based system year after year for several decades.

    36. Re:Criminal Charges? by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's more abhorrent since it's a medical test.

      No, not really. If this were an exam that you take on the way out of med school, then yes, it would be more abhorrent. On the way in, all it does is mean that some people who shouldn't have been admitted will waste a whole lot of money unsuccessfully trying to pass classes that they weren't really ready for.

      I'd expect that anybody who couldn't take the MCAT and do well on his/her own would wash out of med school anyway. It's not like you can keep up that sort of charade all the way through med school. When the prof asks you questions in class and you show a complete inability to think on your feet, when you can't pull off the most basic tasks during lab sections, or when you prove completely inept during your residency, they're gonna know that you're not cut out for a career as a doctor.

      Basically, cheating works until you get caught. If you keep cheating, you will eventually get caught. The severity of the punishment tends to be directly proportional to how long you went without getting caught. Therefore, cheating is something that only a moron would do for very long. Ignoring the ethical question for a moment, this means that it can only be useful as a way of getting past some seemingly impossible hurdle like getting a near-perfect score on the MCAT so you can get into a top-tier medical school instead of having to settle for a lesser school.

      So basically, it's not very likely that this would have any real negative impact on the quality of medical care (beyond the question of whether you'd want somebody with such poor ethical judgment taking care of you). And ironically, it might actually improve medical care if the lesser students went to the better schools and vice versa. In short, the only people who are really harmed by this are the other people taking the MCAT, who are competing against these alleged cheaters for spots in specific medical schools. This is not to say that the behavior is excusable, just that it is no more abhorrent than cheating on a GRE, an SAT, an ACT, or any other school entrance exam.

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    37. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you were paying attention you would notice a Canadian flag on this story.

      Click on the story and you will notice that it was in B.C. which is a part of Canada.

    38. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seems you aren't quite clear that the debate between public and private medical systems is how medicine is paid for, not how the doctors are "produced". Bureaucrats will not be practicing medicine. You can't be seriously trying to imply that, say, University of California (public school) educated doctors are somehow sub-par?

      Never mind that your analogy is totally out to lunch. Bureaucrats were not building cars in Communist countries.

    39. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you've met every doctor in the country, right? What about at least one in every state? Most doctors I know got into their profession because they ultimately wanted to do good.

      Ah, you don't care anyway. You're looking to leave the country, like a fucken pansy-ass uncle fucker, instead of trying to contribute to a solution to the problem. I'm sure the Canadians or Europeans will be happy to pay for your triple by-pass, given how out-of-shape most Americans are these days.

    40. Re:Criminal Charges? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Since when does cheating on an exam result in criminal charges????

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      I don't think that justifies criminal charges for cheating on a test. Passing the MCAT does not certify you to DO surgery, it only is useful for getting into medical school. They would still have to pass medical school. And as I understand it, that also does not suddenly enable you to start sawing people open. In other words, I don't think cheating on the test constitutes a public problem.

      This sorta seems like an example of companies using the law to punish transgressors for something that should not be a crime. Make sure every medical school on earth has these individuals' faces on the wall with a big "Don't let these cheaters in," strip search test takers, and put them in a faraday cage while taking the test, fine, whatever. The law is still not a club to be used to enforce the rules of your private entrance exam.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to write my senator and tell them to repeal those laws, I don't care that much, it just seems a little too much like laws the RIAA and MPAA are getting passed.

    41. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I hope I get to the point where you leave the USA, so we are one less socialist parasite :)

      "I'm entitled to medicine... I'm entitled to healthcare... I'm entitled to WAH WAH WAH!"

    42. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +5, Insightful? Are you all really that stupid?

      Let's analyze this post for just how bad it really is:

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      Let's see. If I had heart problems, I'd shop around for a good set of cardiologists (one electrical, one vascular), regardless of where I lived. The phrase "shoehorn capitalism into medicine" is just ranting, and really has nothing to do with the first part of the sentence.

      After working at an answering service for 5 years, I've learned that doctors in the USA at least are duplicitous,

      Translation: The set of doctors I encountered in the USA are duplicitous, but I'm making a sweeping generalization about all doctors to make a point. (What point the poster is trying to make is still a mystery here.)

      technically inept (as in can't understand their pager doesn't work when turned off),

      Not necessarily obvious that the pager must be turned on. A lot of devices these days have sleep modes, and wake up when an exceptional condition occurs that requires user intervention. Also, you can add lawyers, judges, scientists, etc. to that list of professionals that falls in the "technically inept" category.

      and willing to lie left and right just to get a small discount on their bill.

      Again, not specific to doctors, but applied in a sweeping generalization.

      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      Ok, you've had a really bad experience with one doctor. Find another one.

      I have less respect for doctors than I do lawyers, because at least the lawyer clients have some basis for an argument when they dispute their bill. All doctors know are cuss words, and I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

      Again, sweeping generalizations based on your experience with the small set of doctors you interact with.

      Assuming you live in the US, your choices are Canada, where there are quotas on how much health care a provider can dispense during a year (read: if your cardiologist is allowed to do 6 heart bypasses in a year and you're customer #7, guess what: you either (a) die, or (b) cross the border and buy your healthcare in the US), or some other foreign nation further abroad.

      Back to "shoehorn capitalism into medicine": I'll agree that the combination of HMOs, malpractice suits/insurance, and mismanagement of hospital procedures and process all combine to give us substandard healthcare. However, I think if you actually stop and closely examine the healthcare of most other industrialized nations instead of writing half-assed rant posts on Slashdot, you'd find that healthcare in the US is a lot better than in most of those other nations.

      Also, the rest of you idiots that modded this post +5, Insightful: wait, this is Slashdot. I forgot that critical thinking is actually discouraged here.

    43. Re:Criminal Charges? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Heart problems run in my family too, both sides of it. The "curse" will one day be the death of me. But all that aside, how could someone such as yourself lambast the USA for its healthcare? Especially in the field of heart care and research!!! You of all people should be fully aware of the following bits of information.

      1. American Heart Association. It's American, and they deal with heart care.
      2. More heart surgeries are performed in Houston, TX than any place in the entire WORLD!
      3. In 1996, Dr. DeBakey (from Houston, TX) performed open heart surgery for Boris Yeltsin after his Russian doctors said he would die if put under the knife. In 1973, he operated on Mstislav V. Keldysh whom happens to be a nuclear scientist. In 1973, during the cold-war, under communist/Marxist ideology of all things!!!

      So, when your heart starts to give out, and you feel breathless, are you gonna fucking bitch about the evil American capitalistic system? No, you're going to quietly and thankfully STFU in that you've been the beneficiary of countless hours of R&D and people whom acted as the test-subject before you (they don't mind as they didn't have choice, except to die).

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    44. Re:Criminal Charges? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I was writing software which was used to process med school applications.

    45. Re:Criminal Charges? by wisty · · Score: 2

      * Basically, cheating works until you get caught. If you keep cheating, you will eventually get caught. *

      Not true. Lots of people cheat through a large swath of uni.

    46. Re:Criminal Charges? by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the cheaters get in then honest students are kept out.

      I can't understand why anyone would try to rationalize this type of bullshit.

    47. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like you're 26. You'll need health insurance sooner or later.

    48. Re:Criminal Charges? by wisty · · Score: 2

      Boy, if you think doctors are inept now, wait until the bureaucracy takes over. Nothing spells incompetence like a bureaucrat. If you think medicine is a bad example, look at cars. Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer? Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch.

      Compare the roads built BY communist countries (dictatorships) to the roads built BY capitalist (democratic) countries.

      Both have bureaucrats building the roads. But democracies seem to build very good roads (generally speaking).

    49. Re:Criminal Charges? by ArcherB · · Score: 2

      Your simplistic world view betrays your ignorance and lack of intelligence.

      And your response lacks any supporting statements whatsoever. It contains exactly as many facts as the tried and true "I'm rubber, you're glue..." argument.

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    50. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you realize this happened in Canada ?

    51. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course he's implying that. Because absolutely anything at all run by the gubmint automatically sucks.

      What we need are two-fisted Randian Objectivist doctors! Who'll only help you if you're a benefit to society! No pesky 'ethics,' show your sawbones the money or you're just worm food. Forget about 'malpractice,' if a doctor keeps having patients die on him then people will stop going to him. /sarcasm, but do I really need to include the tag?

    52. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually, he's going to be DEAD because he can't afford that whiz-bang health care.

      Sure, the US has lots of R&D time behind many medical advances. What good is it, though, if it's too expensive for all but the top 1/10th percent to afford? Serious question (even though I'm an AC): I grok that R&D is expensive. Is there any way to cover those costs of R&D while still making this stuff available to, you know, everyone?

      Or are you one of those dicks who think that wealth == worth, and if you can't afford life-saving medical treatment, you never deserved it in the first place?

    53. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Basically, cheating works until you get caught. If you keep cheating, you will eventually get caught.

      Perhaps in medicine. Banking would be a more suitable career choice for these cheaters.

    54. Re:Criminal Charges? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I'm not rationalizing it. I'm just saying that it is not automatically worse than any other type of cheating merely because medicine is involved.

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    55. Re:Criminal Charges? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And then they get out into the job market, get "laid off" several times in a row, and find themselves unemployable. Eventually you get caught. Perhaps not in the strictest "I know you cheated at [x]" sense, but caught nonetheless.

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    56. Re:Criminal Charges? by davester666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That had to be easy work.

      if (parents net work > $2,000,000)
          accept 'donation' to school and accept application
      else if (randomly pick 1 in 10 application)
        accept application and give scholarship
      else
        reject application
      end

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    57. Re:Criminal Charges? by InfiniteZero · · Score: 1

      Summer conviction means 2 years or less.

      As opposed to winter conviction, which means lifetime in Canada.

    58. Re:Criminal Charges? by Your.Master · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait, so in 2004 amid shart increases in revascularization in both Canada and the US, the US had a narrow (statistically significant, but narrow) lead in 5-year mortality after heart disease, and that's the deciding factor for which healtchare system is best?

      When the US has declined in revascularization since then (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3072819/) and Canada has increased (http://www.qualitymeasures.ahrq.gov/content.aspx?id=15079&search=Aortocoronary+bypass+for+heart+revascularization%2C+not+otherwise+specified)?

      Now, that doesn't necessarily mean the US was wrong to decrease its rate. The optimum might have been in the middle, or there might be some better new method.

      But it's easier to say "go to Japan or, failing that, France":

      http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_hea_dis_dea-health-heart-disease-deaths

      (note the US has more than 10% higher fatality than Canada in that graph...).

      I can't speak to that Daily Mail article, but it's of an entirely different calibre than your other evidence.

    59. Re:Criminal Charges? by Zenin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Flawed analogy.

      Capitalists didn't make cars safer...bureaucracy (safety regulation) did. Capitalists fought safer cars at every turn and still do today. Seat belts, air bags, crumple zones, mandatory safety tests, etc, etc, etc. All of it pure government bureaucracy keeping you and yours safe on American highways.

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    60. Re:Criminal Charges? by jjohnson · · Score: 2

      So explain why the first world countries with universal health care run by the government in some fashion all have life expectancies two years greater than Americans, and do it at 55% the cost.

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    61. Re:Criminal Charges? by glodime · · Score: 1

      I read that certain hospitals in India have managed to make heart surgery a specialization that doesn't require one to be a full doctor. In essence one doctor oversees a number of "heart surgeon technicians". This has reportedly resulted in decrease costs and lower morbidity and mortality rates than US hospitals performing the same procedures. I wish I could find that article. It was interesting to say the least.

    62. Re:Criminal Charges? by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      You make the mistake common mistake in believing that business wants capitalism. Nothing could be further from the truth. Capitalism is a system where ruthless competition between suppliers creates a system where the best quality goods and services are delivered for the best possible cost to the consumer. What business (what medicine has become) wants is protectionism. They want a monopoly and a guaranteed source of income without having to compete.

      In the USA, between the lawyers, and HMOs and AMA, we have a defacto socialized system. The consumers no longer pay for their bill, and hence Adam Smith's invisible hand has not worked in many a year. You are not paying your doctor directly. It has to go through a handful of billing professionals first. e.g. Medical data entry clerks, HMO, Malpractice, etc. before it gets to the doctor. You are no longer the customer; the HMO is.

      I have said it before, but was called a fagot for saying it, but I will saying it again. The only hope for the USian medical system would be to abolish the AMA, Malpractice, and the HMOs. Let patients pay for their own medical care out of their pocket. If they can't afford it, the hospitals can work with the families to work off the medical bill, or some other arrangements could be made. This is how it used to be done.

      It is totally incomprehensible that a trip to the hospital in an ambulance will cost you over 1000USD. The current system can not continue to work much longer.

        No Obama care (as much as I respect our president) will not fix the problem, it will only make it worse, and legally guarantee a monopoly for the HMOs.

      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether

      At least you have taken a sensible coarse of action. If you do not like your doctor go to another. That is real capitalism at work.

      I have been living without medical insurance for a couple years now. It is possible. I tend to watch what I eat more closely, and try to live healthier because I do not have the socialized safety net of my HMO. Sure if I get in an accident, or get a heart attack, I will die, but hasn't it always been the case?

      -The writer of this post is a fagot.

      -Sincerely the AMA.

    63. Re:Criminal Charges? by glodime · · Score: 1

      healthcare in the US is a lot better than in most of those other nations.

      For those that receive care, absolutely. On average, when factoring in denied care, maybe. On a cost effectiveness basis, almost certainly not.

    64. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Flawed analogy.

      Capitalists didn't make cars safer...bureaucracy (safety regulation) did. Capitalists fought safer cars at every turn and still do today. Seat belts, air bags, crumple zones, mandatory safety tests, etc, etc, etc. All of it pure government bureaucracy keeping you and yours safe on American highways.

      Sorry, but your information is way out of date.

      The safety man: Brian O'Neill and his team at the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety wage war on unsafe vehicles and outdated government standards

      Until the early 1980s, government regulations were the primary way safety features made it into vehicles. For automakers, that spawned a minimalist approach wherein they spent the least amount necessary to meet the minimum standards required by law. For the OEM'S, it was the perfect solution. Simple standards kept the playing field level, affordable and provided an easy pass/fail target. But to consumers, it drew attention to the fact that some automakers, particularly those from Europe, voluntarily designed to a higher standard.

      By the mid-1980s, safety minded companies like Volvo, Saab, BMW and Mercedes-Benz began cashing in on their reputation for crashworthiness. And to the shock of the U.S.-based industry that defiantly said "you can't sell safety," consumers pushed domestic automakers to make safety a priority.

      "We saw that as an opportunity to do things the government couldn't," says Brian O'Neill, president of the Arlington, Va-based IIHS. "We conceived of having our own crash test facility and test procedures that were different from the government's. We didn't want to compete, but government agencies, by design, are not flexible or fast responding. We knew we could promote safety improvements more rapidly."

      One of the tests the IIHS would use to achieve that goal was a controversial offset, 40-mph frontal crash into a deformable barrier. The test was actually conceived by Mercedes-Benz and already under development in Europe. It was viewed as a more real world alternative to fiat barrier testing, which was and is the basis of today's Federal New Car Assessment Program (NCAP) standard..... read more

    65. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer? Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch.

      You've obviously never been to the United States before. I can tell by your ineptitude and ignorance.

      I suggest you watch the movie Sicko by Michael Moore. It will teach you all about private sector medicine.

    66. Re:Criminal Charges? by syousef · · Score: 1

      Except the MCAT doesn't give you a license, it is an entrance exam to medical school. Cheating on it is similar to cheating on the SAT.

      Yes, I'd already said that in the last paragraph of my previous post. It also means that someone who did better doesn't get to go to college and the cheater does instead.

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    67. Re:Criminal Charges? by PitaBred · · Score: 2

      He's not condoning it. He's simply explaining that the post he is replying to doesn't have a valid concern and why, not saying people should cheat at anything. A car traveling at 60mph is a completely different situation when it's traveling toward you at 60mph. The GPP is saying the car isn't really coming at us at 60mph.

      Reading comprehension FTW for both you and whoever modded you up.

    68. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want my doctor to get his accelerator pedal stuck.

    69. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely love how your initial use of "Boy," negated every possible shred of possible intelligence from your post. Congratulations on being a retard. Keep pretending like the US isn't 100% reliant on it's bureaucracy to even function anymore.

    70. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese cars seem to be better than American cars. Toyota vs Ford.

    71. Re:Criminal Charges? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Is there any way to cover those costs of R&D while still making this stuff available to, you know, everyone?

      If the medical industry was ran like any other industry (agriculture, automotive, computer software/hardware...etc), sure. In theory, yes, it would scale.

      Unfortunately the medical community is faced with two major problems. The first being that every human being on this planet is unique. While there are some basic fundamentals to human anatomy, providing the right care is custom to each person that needs it. As such, it requires skilled personnel harboring vast knowledge and experience. You can pretty much write off automation as a means of reducing costs. Second, every doctor is under the microscope legally and financially to cover any costs of being sued for malpractice. Checks and balances are good, but sometimes they're way to overburden-some. Ok...so add a third. Politics. No one is going to sign off on tort reform that would lower the costs of healthcare for everyone. FYI, I'm talking about major surgeries here, not lower-skilled minor emergency stuff (though equally important if not more so).

      So what's the solution? Aside from the political/legal reform, I don't have one. If you don't want to adhere to the laws of supply and demand, rationing is your only option via lottery. And no, you can't force a doctor into indentured servitude for a fixed cost.

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    72. Re:Criminal Charges? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for that statute for years, but every time I thought I had it the only message was "Not Found"!

      Well of course. That's because everyone freezes to death when they realize they're not allowed to watch hockey.

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    73. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, if you think doctors are inept now, wait until the bureaucracy takes over. Nothing spells incompetence like a bureaucrat. If you think medicine is a bad example, look at cars. Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer? Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch.

      Trolling?????

      methinks should not feed troll !(^_^)!

    74. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuban healthcare system is well known around the world, the driving force for doctors should be something else besides money. There might be bureaucracy in Europe, but when I go to hospital I get the healthcare I need - I would pick a bureaucrats over insurance corporations any time.

    75. Re:Criminal Charges? by Jessified · · Score: 1

      It's not that insightful. Presumably most American trained physicians took the SATs. I guess it should be criminal to cheat on those too. Also, I assume most physicians went to high school. It should be a criminal offence to cheat in high school. And middle school, and elementary school.

      The MCAT has exactly zero medical content. It tests verbal reasoning, physics, inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry, [basic] biology and written output. The MCAT does not qualify you in any way, shape or form to practice medicine.

      No one is saying it right to cheat. But if you want to make it a criminal offence to cheat some times but not others, at least understand when and where you draw the line.

    76. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to believe people are still peddling that nonsense.

      Corporate bureaucracy has taken over in the US, that is why the US has the most expensive and least accessible healthcare of all developed countries (in spite of being among the best with medical techniques).

      Most of the rest of the world has not so much 'government-made' healthcare but tax-money-financed healthcare, without for-profit middle men (insurance corporations) who have all the incentives to turn down requests for medical treatment. Contrary to what you seem to imply, most of the rest of the world (including Europe) is not communist, we (not the government) do get to choose the doctor and the hospital we go to, and were not exactly known for poor quality healthcare.

    77. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      're you sure? It was the capitalists who started to build airbags into the cars; no safety regulation required it. It's actually very dubious if safety regulation changed anything with respect to the passangers inside the car; it might have changed something with respect to those outside of the car, but we are not talking about that, right?

    78. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, it's not very likely that this would have any real negative impact on the quality of medical care (beyond the question of whether you'd want somebody with such poor ethical judgment taking care of you)

      Well, that and the fact that someone unqualified to be in medical school is occupying a seat that could've been filled with an actual MD candidate who would go on to treat patients and save lives and now won't because some shitbag cheated his or her way into med school and had to be weeded out there instead of at the MCAT. But yeah. Totally minor. No real negative impact there.

    79. Re:Criminal Charges? by IICV · · Score: 1

      Boy, if you think doctors are inept now, wait until the bureaucracy takes over. Nothing spells incompetence like a bureaucrat. If you think medicine is a bad example, look at cars. Compare cars made by governments (Communist countries) to cars made by private citizens (capitalist countries) and tell me which one is more reliable, more efficient and safer?

      Man, I want to live in your world, where everything is black and white, and all the answers are simple. It sounds a lot better than this world I'm living in right now, with all of its nuance and subtlety - after all, in my world, cars designed by companies on the capitalist side of things (e.g, American cars) are pretty shitty, while cars designed by companies on the communist side of things (e.g, everyone else but especially the Japanese and Germans) are significantly better.

    80. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having Insurance is like placing a bet. You're betting something (bad) will happen, they are betting something (bad) will not. It's legalised bookmaking, pure and simple.

      Who is anyone to tell you it's wrong? It's your money, spend it however you want.

    81. Re:Criminal Charges? by Vintermann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Communist countries sucked at stuff like building cars, but they had excellent scientists, doctors, and performing artists. To take the space race as an example: how do you think the Soviet union got the first satellite, the first man in space, the first unmanned orbit around the moon and return to earth, and the first unmanned mood landing, despite the unquestionably inferior economic infrastructure?

      I'll tell you why, though it's rather obvious. People in these professions are strongly motivated by things beside economic success. And when economic success isn't really available as a goal, those motivations which you could give yourself (intellectual achievement, helping people and earning their gratitude and admiration, expressing yourself artistically, becoming "People's artist of the Soviet Union", "Hero of the Soviet Union" and the various other medals and awards they offered) become all the more important. It was the boring jobs the poor Soviet citizens sucked at - which unfortunately for them also include some damn important jobs.

      Doctors in the wealthy world are inept now (despite their awesome infrastructure, enabled by us hordes of money-motivated individuals willing to do the drudgework to supply them with their tools) because they're not allowed to do what they want to do - help people. The business venture model of medicine is totally worshipped, so that a doctor becomes a conveyor belt-like producer of medical "services", five minutes per patient, I mean CUSTOMER, to follow the script slavishly, and always check the patient's insurance before deciding how and whether to help him.

      Worship of business model-thinking is also endemic here in countries with so-called "socialist" countries. It's just that instead of checking the patient's insurance, overcharging and using the minimal amount of time, it's filling out the right kind of forms at every opportunity to make your administrator look good and secure funding, and then using the minimal amount of time.

      > Now, ask yourself if you want your doctor to run like a Toyota or a Moskvitch

      Funny you should mention Toyota. The success of Japanese cars owed a lot to Edward Deming, a business theorist who was as much a paternalist as a capitalist, and emphasized motivations beside money (in particular, pride in the quality of your work). In short, he tried to give assembly-line producers the kind of motivation doctors, scientists and performing artists already have. The Japanese embraced him, his American countrymen rejected his theories as sentimental, un-capitalistic nonsense (until they were forced to change, since everyone bought superior quality Japanese cars). Deming's theories are now mis-applied in education and medicine and responsible for a lot of the mess there, because the current generation of administators refuse to see how different those domains are from assembly-line production.

      As witnessed by you, since you compare the working of a doctor to that of a car engine.

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    82. Re:Criminal Charges? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      But democracies seem to build very good roads (generally speaking).

      Pork. It's what's for dinner.

      (I should know, I drove US Interstate 99 for years)

    83. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statute you quote covers "personation", i.e. taking an exam on behalf of someone else. It does not cover the specific cheat described in the article. It is still not clear that "straightforward" cheating is a crime.

    84. Re:Criminal Charges? by dokc · · Score: 1

      I'm not rationalizing it. I'm just saying that it is not automatically worse than any other type of cheating merely because medicine is involved.

      Yes it is. I just hope you (or any of us) will never go under the knife of such a cheater.

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    85. Re:Criminal Charges? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      When it's a professional examination that can lead to someone gaining a medical license. I know it's an entrance exam, not a final exam, but the colleges take it very seriously. Looking at the article, though, it seems like they're using charges of 'computer misuse' and similar to make it criminal, rather than an actual exam 'crime'. Having sat a few exams like this myself, I would also guess that the contract they signed to sit the exam would allow the college to sue the candidate at least for the cost of having to arrange a whole new exam for the rest of the candidates.

    86. Re:Criminal Charges? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you're talking about. Surprisingly, lots of people are inept at altering settings on electronic devices, but quite good at examining, diagnosing and treating unwell people. Just like, lots of people who are very good at altering settings on electronic devices are inept at meeting, socialising with and ultimately enjoying intimate experiences with other people.

    87. Re:Criminal Charges? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2

      Yeah... Car makers in the more capitalist countries have done so well that they have needed to be bailed out with public money

      Damn socialists! USA! USA! USA!

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    88. Re:Criminal Charges? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      Of course, in reality the insurance's bet is more like: Either nothing bad will happen, or they will find a way to claim that the bad thing that happened is not covered.

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    89. Re:Criminal Charges? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Campus security is not limited to criminal justice.

    90. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordNacho · · Score: 1

      Flawed analogy.

      Capitalists didn't make cars safer...bureaucracy (safety regulation) did. Capitalists fought safer cars at every turn and still do today. Seat belts, air bags, crumple zones, mandatory safety tests, etc, etc, etc. All of it pure government bureaucracy keeping you and yours safe on American highways.

      Safer than they want to be (think airplanes), and ironically this is potentially less safe than they might be without the rules. Who's to say that people wouldn't have preferred alternative safety features to those that are mandated?

      Shouldn't it be up to people themselves what level of risk they want to take, and how?

    91. Re:Criminal Charges? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Sure, because ability to work a pager has a great deal to do with providing successful medical care.

      Have you been in a hospital in the last 20 years? On a typical day, a doctor (even a GP) will be expected to use dozens of pieces of high-tech machinery. Of these, the pager is the least complex...

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    92. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, I wish I was still that naive. Yes, cheats always get caught and bad things only ever happen to bad people, and remember kids, winners don't use drugs.

    93. Re:Criminal Charges? by delinear · · Score: 2

      I can't speak to that Daily Mail article, but it's of an entirely different calibre than your other evidence.

      The fact that it's from the Daily Mail speaks for itself. The ... I'm loathe to call it a "newspaper" ... has a certain reputation for panic-inducing sensationalist right-wing stories and a political agenda which lends itself nicely to criticism of the National Health Service. I'm not saying their story was definitely wrong, but I'd give it a lot more credence if it was cited from practically any other source.

    94. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bureaucrats were not building cars in Communist countries." Yes they were.

    95. Re:Criminal Charges? by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      Nicely said, sir. I tip my hat to you.

    96. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except he already explained that this is the test to get in; graduation is a long way off.

    97. Re:Criminal Charges? by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Thank God they are only cheating this once!

    98. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and just like placing a bet, the house (your HMO) will ensure they always win.

    99. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost the argument and any credibility when you used the daily fail as a source.

    100. Re:Criminal Charges? by Zargs · · Score: 2

      The bankers cheated, the man in the street guys got caught instead of them, now, with the aid of government bailouts, you're paying for them cheating while they, the financial guys wallow in the dirty money that they're still making - extrapolate that to any other form of cheating. the only time professionals get censured is when they get caught stealing from their professional associations

    101. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impersonating a doctor is generally illegal, I don't know how MCAT relates to medical school in the UK but here even trainee doctors still have the title and it's just as much a crime to impersonate one. Taking up a place at a medical school without a legitimate qualification would amount to this and certainly land you with a criminal charge.

    102. Re:Criminal Charges? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      On medical subjects, the Daily Mail is very far from a trustworthy source. As Ben Goldacre (author of "Bad Science") reports, they appear to be a campaign to classify every substance in the world as either a cure or cause of cancer - sometimes both. And they are a serial abuser of medical statistics, always choosing the interpretation which allows the biggest scare headline regardless of common sense. They will treat a tiny preliminary test with barely significant results with the same respect as a major multi-year trial if they can get a good headline out of it.

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    103. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 med schools and doctors' unions all over create an acute shortage of doctors in order to ensure work for all who graduate

      2 mcat is most likely the hardest thing about med school, not counting the govt exam at the end which varies....

      3 med schools make mcat hard, because they want to select ppl, and also to make sure they have a very, very low failure rate

      4 speaking from experience, once you get in, its is pretty smooth sailing, and a reasonably intelligent person would have to be negligent to fail. they may not graduate 1st in class etc, but all who pass are doctors...

      5 this is why there are excellent doctors in every field, and crappy slackers as well. this happens in every profession, however.

      6 if you look closely, mcat and lsat tests are similar, and they have an entire cottage industry built around them. answers form last years test etc, are revealed, and about 80% or mroe of the questions are recycled. these "tutors" teach the test to those who can afford it, and this does skew results by making the more wealthy seem brighter, when their scores are close to those who are really intelligent, and apt in that particular field, and may not even need tutoring. is that cheating now? its the difference between providing answers instantly, or 10-15 minutes before the test...

      7 besides any good tutor, ie one who earns $$, means they are busy getting dummies into med/law school, and would know exactly when these tests are, and where, being paid to coach wannabe's until the last moments

    104. Re:Criminal Charges? by jefe7777 · · Score: 2

      Basically, cheating works until you get caught. If you keep cheating, you will eventually get caught.

      And then they get out into the job market, excel at fucking up a lot, and eventually find themselves a lucrative career in management.

      Fixed that for ya.

    105. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just going to mindlessly bash you on your usage of whom (something which honestly makes my brain shutoff for half a second when I encounter it. Yes, I have a problem. I realize this...), but that's not very constructive.

      Ex:
      ... he operated on Mstislav V. Keldysh WHO happens to be a nuclear scientist.
      Mstislav V. Keldysh, about WHOM a slashdot post was once written, happens to be a nuclear scientist.

      All together now:
      Mstislav V. Keldysh, who happens to be a nuclear engineer, and about whom a slashdot post was once written, once had surgery.

      See the difference? Who stays as who when it conjugates the verb, otherwise it becomes whom!

      To see an example that doesn't use prepositions:
      Whom did you see at the market yesterday?
      I saw a man, who didn't see me.

    106. Re:Criminal Charges? by Malica · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be up to people themselves what level of risk they want to take, and how?

      So we should just let the general public decide for themselves how much "risk" they want to take with doctors? Hey this guy here on the street corner seems to stock a lot of "medications" and he says he's a doctor...

    107. Re:Criminal Charges? by rednip · · Score: 1

      Obamacare eliminates pre-existing conditions.

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    108. Re:Criminal Charges? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You make a very good point. One thing most people do not look at when looking at skyrocketing medical costs is the effect that government intervention in the healthcare market has already had. Before Medicare and Medicaid were introduced medical costs rose at approximately the same rate as general inflation. With the introduction of Medicare and Medicaid, health care costs immediately started to rise much faster than inflation. Every time the government has taken further action to "address skyrocketing medical costs", the rate of increase has gone up.

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    109. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The post started out

      It's more abhorrent since it's a medical test.

      No, not really.

      How is that NOT rationalizing it?

    110. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      It is totally incomprehensible that a trip to the hospital in an ambulance will cost you over 1000USD.

      Lots of good stuff in your post, but this is wrong. I took a trip in an ambulance a year ago due to a fall, and the bill was about $120.

    111. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Captain Kirk.

    112. Re:Criminal Charges? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      The Soviets also had another motivating factor at work besides pride in a job; many times, the workers faced a choice of "get it done or spend the rest of your life in the gulag/be taken out back and shot".

      Of course, they also had the advantage of not being subject to a fickle public that would denounce a program as a complete failure and call for its cancellation after the smallest hiccup.

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    113. Re:Criminal Charges? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      There's more to life expectancy than the quality of health care.

      And there's more to health care costs than the efficiency of health care.

      For instance, eating habits vary from country to country and obviously affect both life expectancy and cost of health care. Would it be fair to call the US health care system inefficient because (in part) Americans eat more Big Macs than Italians?

    114. Re:Criminal Charges? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Yes, in banking even when you get caught, you don't get caught.

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    115. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the ethical aspect of this is especially important in these circumstances. When you are directly responsible for the care of human beings and directly make life or death decisions, poor judgement is an incredibly important factor.

    116. Re:Criminal Charges? by jjohnson · · Score: 2

      Canada has a life expectancy 2.5 years greater than the U.S. We have more smokers per capita, five times the number of donut shops per capita, and a province representing a quarter of our population who thinks a good meal is a plate french fries covered in cheese curds and gravy. I don't think you can say that Canadian lifestyles are significantly different from American ones in a way that accounts for that big a gap.

      And there's more to health care costs than the efficiency of health care.

      Yes: There's the fact that as a portion of health care dollars spent, the U.S. spends almost twice as much as Canada on administrative costs (28% vs. 16%, last time I checked).

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    117. Re:Criminal Charges? by supersloshy · · Score: 1

      Capitalists fought safer cars at every turn and still do today.

      Citation needed. I'm not saying I disagree with you, but statements like that without citations always bug me no matter what they are. Talking about capitalists like bad guys (as if they always are) is rather disturbingly inaccurate as well.

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    118. Re:Criminal Charges? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The problems is Doctors know nothing about medical billing... And from the sounds of it neither do you...
      In the USA
      Doctors are paid by service performed not as a salary from insurance company.
      So at the end of the day the Doctor gives their staff or billers a list of all their procedures that they did, the diagnosis they found.
      The Billers/Coders (these are medical coders not computer program coders) take these procedures and match them up with an appropriated CPT Code, and ICD/9 Codes for the diagnoses. Then they map which diagnosis goes with what procedure. They will put in details such as the dates of service and which provider did what. They may also put in what type of facilities used or the complexity of the procedure.

      Then these go across a Fee Schedule which is a price list. Say a 10 minute office visit is $75. Getting a Skin Tag Removed is $250 etc... Now the insurance company will make a deal with the doctor and give an adjusted rate. So that $75 visit will be $60 threw your insurance, and you have a $10 copay so the doctor will be getting $5.00 less for your visit with insurance then if you didn't have any. But the doctor agrees to this because the insurance company will pay him on the average with less hassle then trying to get it directly from the individual.

      Doping you insurance will only hurt yourself and the insurance company. But it will not effect the Doctor, as the next time you come for a visit he can charge as much as he wants for the service, without insurance.

      Doctors tend to be ill-tempored because they have been trained to perform medicine not run a small business, but society and most doctors tend to believed it themselves that they are on a higher plane, some how that much smarter then everyone else. So when it comes to something the Doctor doesn't fully understand they often get angry because it is showing that they don't know everything.

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    119. Re:Criminal Charges? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      "As it is, the American "capitalist" system shows a distinct lack of competition in the medical field"

      Did I miss something, I hear about a dozen adds on the radio and on TV daily (Even on NPR!!) about Doctors and Hospitals advertising their services and trying to show that they are somehow better then the others in the area.

      Drug companies are fighting against each other trying to get the next big drug out before someone else. Generics trying to make the good old drug cheaper then the other generic manufacture.

      EMR Companies are always at it trying to gain market share, and if they are popular one year it could change the next.

      I can't think of any area that isn't in a lot of competition in the medical field.

      Hey even for the large million dollar MRI systems, You got GE, Phillips and Semens, topping the list.

      Insurance Companies too need to compete. Unless they are in the right state. But why has my Insurance Carriers at work change every year? Well because work is finding the cheapest Insurance with decent coverage to keep the employees healthy.

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    120. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

      I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

      After working at an answering service for 5 years, I've learned that doctors in the USA at least are duplicitous, technically inept (as in can't understand their pager doesn't work when turned off), and willing to lie left and right just to get a small discount on their bill.
      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether because the board of directors at the affiliated hospital let us know that it might not be safe to be a patient of one of their doctors any more over a billing dispute.

      I have less respect for doctors than I do lawyers, because at least the lawyer clients have some basis for an argument when they dispute their bill. All doctors know are cuss words, and I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

      "God, I hate my face. I hate it so much. Y'aknow, I'm gonna cut it's nose off, that'll show the sonofabitch how much I hate it!"
      I've got a lot of issues with your post, and I'm terrified it's been rated "insigntful," but this is what worries me the most for you, as a fellow human being:

      Dropping health insurance because you're mad at physicians makes about as much sense as not purchasing car insurance because you think automotive dealers are scumsucking jerks, or not getting homeowner's insurance, because the local construction crews bilked your best friend on a job. The only person you're hurting is yourself. The jerks you are "subsidizing" with your insurance is the insurance company, who, quite frankly, is probably doing everything that is legal, and even a few things that may not be, to pay physicians as little as possible. Find a nice, cheap, sleezy insurance group that is known for crappy reimbursmant of docs, so if you suddenly get struck by lightning, have a major heart attack, or develop cancer, you have a snowball's chance in hell of not going bankrupt from treatment, and you get the satisfaction on the docs having to spend hours or days trying to get their money.

      Unless you plan on just offing yourself in the emergency room to show the local "pigs" how much you hate them. That's valid too, I guess.

    121. Re:Criminal Charges? by JimFive · · Score: 1

      and ironically this is potentially less safe than they might be without the rules. Who's to say that people wouldn't have preferred alternative safety features to those that are mandated?

      There is really no reason to believe that cars would be safer without the rules. There was and is nothing preventing auto makers from adding alternative safety features.

      The consumer can only consume what is produced. It doesn't matter if people would prefer a 5 point harness in the driver's seat when no manufacturer produces one.

      Shouldn't it be up to people themselves what level of risk they want to take, and how?

      Yes and no. If you fail to wear your seatbelt you become more of a danger to the others on the road due to the increased likelihood of you being unable to retain control of your car in the event of an incident. If your car doesn't have an airbag you create more of a burden on the emergency response system when you have an accident. There is a societal cost involved and to mitigate that cost the society has decided what level of safety a car must have to be driven on the public roadway.

      Are there situations where the bureaucracy has messed up the standards? Does building to the standard sometimes create absurdity? Sure. But that doesn't mean you get rid of standards. It means you try to improve your standards. And it means you create standards but don't dictate process.

      This might mean that the standard should be that "The driver must be able to remain behind the wheel while in a spin with rotational velocity X" and then if the manufacturer decides that seatbelts are the way to do that then they add seatbelts and require them for use. However, having different reqirements set by the manufacturer is difficult to enforce in advance of an incident.
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    122. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the GP is right. Cheaters are keeping talented potential doctors out of the better universities. That makes it more abhorrent than if it were some other area being tested. We need more skilled doctors. Once the cheaters eventually wash out, we have fewer available than we would have if the cheaters had just failed the entrance exams, possibly costing lives.

    123. Re:Criminal Charges? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Well there's no need to guess from factors like "donut shops per capita".

      http://thestatsblog.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/united-states-vs-canada-which-has-the-lower-obesity-rate/

      The data, which was gathered between 2007 and 2009, reveals that approximately 24.1 percent of Canadians are obese compared to 34.4 percent of Americans.

      So we have a 42% higher obesity rate.

      As for smoking, I'm not sure where you got your stats. I did a quick search and found http://www.livestrong.com/article/258448-canada-smoking-vs-america-smoking/

      In 2007, 18 percent of Canadian females and 20 percent of males reported smoking cigarettes. In the US, an estimated 18.3 percent of women and 23.1 percent of men smoke, based on 2008 statistics from The American Heart Association.

      Maybe that's changed significantly in the last few years but that seems unlikely.

      And there's more to health care costs than the efficiency of health care.

      Yes: There's the fact that as a portion of health care dollars spent, the U.S. spends almost twice as much as Canada on administrative costs (28% vs. 16%, last time I checked).

      Well... that would be included in what I called "efficiency of health care." More overhead = less efficient, but it's not the only factor in overall cost. In any case, dropping that 28% down to 16% to make it even with Canada would not account for the 45% cost difference you noted.

      Also, claiming 28% of ALL health care dollars goes to administrative costs makes me really skeptical. Unless you're counting stuff like doctor salaries as administrative.

    124. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me tell you something. Testing and licensing have sweet fuck-all to do with putting lives in danger and have everything to do with creating barriers to entry into trades/professions so as to protect the wages of established workers. That's it. That's all. They don't give a fuck about your health or anything else except limiting the number of people in the club. Lots of people who may be qualified or may do a good job are kept out. More importantly, lots of dumb fucks get in. I can't tell you the number of times friends and family have been misdiagnosed by "doctors" or had their teeth fucked up by "dentists", all of who passed all the required examinations, studied in the proper schools, and have the required licenses. It's a fucking scam.

    125. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I intend to drop my health insurance next open enrollment period because I'm sick of subsidizing these pigs.

      I believe that under new provisions of Obamacare, dropping your health insurance will make you a criminal, or at least subject you to penalties on your income taxes. Better think again.

    126. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying that it's no more abhorent than any other cheating because the cheaters won't make it through med school anyway. He's not saying cheating is OK, he's saying that the concern that it's somehow worse or more dangerous because it is the MCAT is unfounded. Again, reading comprehension, use it.

    127. Re:Criminal Charges? by Time+Ed · · Score: 1

      Let patients pay for their own medical care out of their pocket. If they can't afford it, the hospitals can work with the families to work off the medical bill, or some other arrangements could be made. This is how it used to be done.

      No wonder people called you names. Which pre-twentieth century turnip truck did you fall from? Are you serious? You mean indentured servitude for medical bills? Or maybe wage garnishment? How about debtors prison? Or should I take the hospital a few of the chickens from my yard? You obviously have no family to provide for.

      It is totally incomprehensible that a trip to the hospital in an ambulance will cost you over 1000USD.

      You obviously have no real-world experience either. A modern ambulance isn't just a shiny car, you know. Its a highly specialized machine that's expensive to manufacture. It has to be stocked with very specialized supplies. It has to be manned 24/7 by very specialized staff (who have to train, eat, provide, etc). The ambulance has to be maintained. It has to be insured. And it probably gets horrible mileage; so yeah, it probably costs about $1k or better per ride.

      No Obama care....will not fix the problem, it will only make it worse, and legally guarantee a monopoly for the HMOs.

      As opposed to the monopoly they already have? The new health care law guarantees at least some coverage for everyone - including you. And expands a very successful care-delivery system thats been around since the '60's. It might even help control some costs. Overall I thought the whole package was a poor compromise slanted towards insurance companies, but they are so invested in the current system its not hard to understand. At least its a step in the right direction, and I'm willing to pony-up a little for it. Health care is a right, not a privledge or a product. Maybe later we can work out something better if we're not all trampled by the completly ignorant.

      I've stopped going to my doctor altogether

      Good luck to you. You won't be singing that tune for long.

    128. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordNacho · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be up to people themselves what level of risk they want to take, and how?

      So we should just let the general public decide for themselves how much "risk" they want to take with doctors? Hey this guy here on the street corner seems to stock a lot of "medications" and he says he's a doctor...

      You say like it's a rhetorical question. Have you ever taken any free medical advice from your parents ("Stay in bed, son.")? Didn't double check with the certified doctor, did you?

    129. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordNacho · · Score: 1

      "There is really no reason to believe that cars would be safer without the rules. There was and is nothing preventing auto makers from adding alternative safety features."

      Some other dude posted saying that some people preferred vehicles built to higher standards than the minimum.

      "The consumer can only consume what is produced. It doesn't matter if people would prefer a 5 point harness in the driver's seat when no manufacturer produces one."

      Taken at face value, this is trivially true. That doesn't mean they can't ask for something that doesn't yet exist.

      "Yes and no. If you fail to wear your seatbelt you become more of a danger to the others on the road due to the increased likelihood of you being unable to retain control of your car in the event of an incident. If your car doesn't have an airbag you create more of a burden on the emergency response system when you have an accident. There is a societal cost involved and to mitigate that cost the society has decided what level of safety a car must have to be driven on the public roadway."

      Sure, there's societal cost, a somewhat relevant argument. But then you have to decide what level of control is appropriate, especially if you mandate various technologies. How about something where you could at least choose the level of insurance? No airbag? Sure, but pay us more road tax, just in case you fly out the front window.

    130. Re:Criminal Charges? by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      You would not believe the amount of faith I lost in my doctors when I saw which of my classmates were accepted to medical school. Gods help us all.

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    131. Re:Criminal Charges? by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      Brilliant.

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    132. Re:Criminal Charges? by JimFive · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean they can't ask for something that doesn't yet exist.

      Sure, you can ask, but you're not going to get it.

      , especially if you mandate various technologies.

      I agree which is why I said:

      And it means you create standards but don't dictate process.

      However, as I mentioned, enforcement becomes a problem. If one car requires that you wear a seatbelt to meet the legal requirements while another relies on airbags then it becomes much more difficult for law enforcement to determine whether someone is operating legally.

      How about something where you could at least choose the level of insurance? No airbag? Sure, but pay us more road tax, just in case you fly out the front window.

      Safety features are (also) about mitigating the external costs, either by reducing them, or internalizing them to the price of the car. Many of those costs are born by other individuals, not the government, so they can't all be covered by a "pay more road tax" system. For example, some of the external costs of not having an airbag and flying out of the window are born by the person you land on.
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    133. Re:Criminal Charges? by shoor · · Score: 1

      The 'Chief Engineer' who led the Soviet Space Program during it's heyday in the early 60s was Sergey Korolyov. According to the wikipedia, in 1938 he was accused of deliberately slowing the work of a research insititute, arrested, tortured, and spent years in a labor camp.

      I read a book on the Mitrokhin Archives, smuggled out of the Soviet Union just at its fall. I gathered from that that one of the most profitable ways the Russians could spend their money on research was espionage to steal secrets from the West.

      I'm not going to defend Capitalism as ideal. Politics and special interests muck up any social system or organization. I'm just protesting that the post comparing the socialist system to the capitalist system is overly simplistic.

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    134. Re:Criminal Charges? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      The flip side is that health care providers feel bad for the poor

      Can't ... hold ... it ... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

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    135. Re:Criminal Charges? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      You say like it's a rhetorical question. Have you ever taken any free medical advice from your parents ("Stay in bed, son.")? Didn't double check with the certified doctor, did you?

      Don't be an idiot. That logic is so poor it barely even qualifies as a strawman.

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    136. Re:Criminal Charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that the criteria for success are constant - they may not be. If people are graded along the usual bell curve, then the idiots that passed by cheating are the ones who fail, instead of those who are slightly better but would have failed if the average was not dragged down by the cheaters.

    137. Re:Criminal Charges? by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Interesting stats. For smoking I was sure it was the other way.

      Also, claiming 28% of ALL health care dollars goes to administrative costs makes me really skeptical. Unless you're counting stuff like doctor salaries as administrative

      I drew my numbers from memory, but they're backed up here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12930930, and slightly worse: 31% to 16%. If I read this correctly, it does NOT include salaries for doctors, only for employees engaged in administrative roles:

      For the United States and Canada, we calculated the administrative costs of health insurers, employers' health benefit programs, hospitals, practitioners' offices, nursing homes, and home care agencies in 1999. We analyzed published data, surveys of physicians, employment data, and detailed cost reports filed by hospitals, nursing homes, and home care agencies. In calculating the administrative share of health care spending, we excluded retail pharmacy sales and a few other categories for which data on administrative costs were unavailable. We used census surveys to explore trends over time in administrative employment in health care settings. Costs are reported in U.S. dollars.

      You're correct that closing that gap wouldn't close the larger gap in overall health care spending. There are many areas of financial inefficiency in American health care. However, even if I grant that the difference in average life span is due entirely to non-medical factors, and assume that equalizing the non-medical factors would yield comparable life expectancies, you still have the fact that basically equivalent overall health care is vastly cheaper under a government run system.

      Really, this is what perplexes me about American health care. In Medicare/Medicaid and the Veterans Administration, you effectively have UHC for certain segments of the population. While health care costs are growing for Medicare, they're growing faster in the private health care sector.

      The per enrollee cost growth in Medicaid (6.1 percent) is lower than the per enrollee cost growth in comparable coverage under Medicare (6.9), private health insurance (10.6), and monthly premiums for employer-sponsored insurance (12.6).(source)

      You have your own working models that demonstrate that UHC style programs are at least as effective as your overall system, and they're much cheaper.

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    138. Re:Criminal Charges? by loyukfai · · Score: 1

      Would you mind to say a bit more about how Deming's theories are being mis-applied in education and medicine? I would like to hear more about that.

      Thanks in advance.

    139. Re:Criminal Charges? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Canadians are not allowed to watch hockey.
      Canadians are required to watch hockey.
      This is a problem for me, as a Canadian, because professional sports are monumentally boring to me. Hockey being the most boring of the bunch.

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    140. Re:Criminal Charges? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In the USA, between the lawyers, and HMOs and AMA, we have a defacto socialized system.

      I built a car with square wheels, it's completely horrible so horse and buggy is much better.

      A socialized system is based on the idea that people get treatment according to medical need, not their ability to pay for it. Doctors are not financially linked to the treatments they prescribe, so they have no incentive to do excessive tests or consultations nor to turn away poor patients in need, they get no kickbacks from references to specialists and so on. The focus is on effective allocation and use of resources, not what brings in the highest margins. For example there are typically waiting lists for surgery and you only want the patients there who need it, in the order they need it the most. Cost control is often benchmarking and per-patient refunds, that your hospital will deliver as effective as other hospitals. and you benchmark yourself against other countries. The bill is paid directly by the government from taxes, typically hospitals are public and they only hire private companies to deliver systems and services, not manage the hospital. That is, they may take bids for an x-ray system capable of taking 1000 x-rays/day, but the private company doesn't have any say in those gets x-rayed. The government may send patients to private clinics, but the government pays equally regardless of who the patient is and there will be a good medical reason for it.

      What part of this does it any way resemble the US system? That you're all getting ripped off by a for-profit oligopoly has nothing to do with socialism at all. It's like trying to make the worst example in the world to prove it can't work. The US has picked the worst of both worlds.

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    141. Re:Criminal Charges? by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

      Thanks!
      I am curious if YOU paid the $120, and your insurance that paid the rest, or was it really only $120?

    142. Re:Criminal Charges? by runningman24 · · Score: 1

      A coworker just showed me his ambulance bill as he was raving about it. He crashed his motorcycle about 1.5 blocks from the hospital, and paid about $800. I joked with him that if that ever happens again, he should decline the ambulance and call a taxi.

    143. Re:Criminal Charges? by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

      No wonder people called you names. Which pre-twentieth century turnip truck did you fall from? Are you serious? You mean indentured servitude for medical bills? Or maybe wage garnishment? How about debtors prison? Or should I take the hospital a few of the chickens from my yard? You obviously have no family to provide for.

      When you describe taking 'chickens from my yard' that is exactly what I mean. As funny as it may seem to you. The system we have now is one in which family's are put into indentured servitude for years trying to pay for hospital bills (financially not literally). How can a family of modest means hope to afford a heart transplant? It can't. Rather that try to socialize the system and bring into it all the problems that socialized medicine entails, we should address the fundamental problem, in that Health care has become too expensive. Back in the 50's the cost of a 1 day stay in a hospital was about what an average working man would have made in a day. You really could pay for the cost of your health care with a few chickens or maybe a month 'helping out'. We need to get back to what we had then.

      You obviously have no real-world experience either. A modern ambulance isn't just a shiny car, you know. Its a highly specialized machine that's expensive to manufacture. It has to be stocked with very specialized supplies. It has to be manned 24/7 by very specialized staff (who have to train, eat, provide, etc). The ambulance has to be maintained. It has to be insured. And it probably gets horrible mileage; so yeah, it probably costs about $1k or better per ride.

      Uhh OK. This is exactly the kind of expensive one size fits all solution that we could get rid of if we had real competition and people were really paying directly for their own care and had a choice in the matter. Where I currently live, the ambulances are not the 'modern high tech fully insured variety' you describe. They are literally straight out of the 50's. I live in a poorer country, and that is what they can afford. But I bet they do 90% of the job the mega expensive kinds do. Sometimes you do not need all the frills, you just need to get to the hospital fast. If people in the USA can not longer afford $1000 hospital rides (in most cases they cant), it is about time you went to the cheaper alternative.

      Obligatory example: my mom used to work in a geriatric home affiliated with a hospital that was across the parking lot. Every time a patient coded, they were required for legal reasons to call 911. The fire dept would arrive first. (bear in mind the hospital is not more than 5 minutes away). They could offer oxygen, but that was it. Then the ambulance would arrive and take the patient to the hospital (it was only a $400 ride at the time). Cost savings could have been made by just plopping the patient into one of the nurses cars and taking her or he to the hospital. The patient would have arrived at the hospital a lot quicker also. These common sense approaches are no longer considered due to the legal considerations, and the fact that patients really are not given choices in the matter.

      Health care is a right, not a privledge or a product. Maybe later we can work out something better if we're not all trampled by the completly ignorant.

      Really? Health care is a right? I have been very grateful for any health care I received, even the type I paid for out of my own pocket. I am double grateful for any health care I receive and I do not have to pay for. 8-). People have been spoon fed this idea that everyone has a right to live disease free, totally impervious to any accident or injury that may befall them. They should also have a beneficent team of lawyers and public servants looking out for them at all times, ensuring they paths they walk are are free of any tripping hazards, and clearly lit at all times. The real world does not work that way. EVERYTHING has a price, even health care. I just feel that

    144. Re:Criminal Charges? by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

      A socialized system is based on the idea that people get treatment according to medical need, not their ability to pay for it. Doctors are not financially linked to the treatments they prescribe, so they have no incentive to do excessive tests or consultations nor to turn away poor patients in need, they get no kickbacks from references to specialists and so on. The focus is on effective allocation and use of resources, not what brings in the highest margins. For example there are typically waiting lists for surgery and you only want the patients there who need it, in the order they need it the most. Cost control is often benchmarking and per-patient refunds, that your hospital will deliver as effective as other hospitals. and you benchmark yourself against other countries. The bill is paid directly by the government from taxes, typically hospitals are public and they only hire private companies to deliver systems and services, not manage the hospital. That is, they may take bids for an x-ray system capable of taking 1000 x-rays/day, but the private company doesn't have any say in those gets x-rayed. The government may send patients to private clinics, but the government pays equally regardless of who the patient is and there will be a good medical reason for it.

      I consider our current system to be a defacto socialized medical system, because unlike in capitalism, the patient is not the customer, The HMO is. Also like a 'true socialized' system, a patient is guaranteed some right to medical care through the emergency rooms and free clinics regardless of her or his ability to pay. Obviously your medical care will probably be better if you have the means to pay, but isn't that always the case? At any rate it really is just a matter of semantics, and is not worth arguing about.

      A few years ago as a member of the military, I was in a real honest to goodness actual Socialized medical system. In some cases the system worked as you described. In those instances (actually instance), I received much better care that I would have received in the market system. The PA who was unencumbered by costs, and could give me the time and care that I needed. However, the majority of the time, it sucked. You had to show up at the clinic during specific hours (sick call) or you would not be seen. You had wait to see a specialist, etc. I would have been better off with an HMO, or just going to the emergency room, as much as I hate to admit it.

      If socialized medicine works, why are there so many horror stories about medical care in the UK. Admittedly sometimes socialism does work as you describe, but there seems to be a lot of problems (wait lists, etc) I just feel the U.S. should fix the current system without going to a fully socialized system. I mean didn't we fight a cold war against the communists. 8-). We are taking a step backwards.

      The US has picked the worst of both worlds.

      I could not agree with you more. Rather than going to a fully socialized system, we are buying into a system where the state is guaranteeing funds to a corporation who's only motivation is to maximize profit. I see a disaster coming.

    145. Re:Criminal Charges? by LordNacho · · Score: 1

      So poor an imbecile can't think of an argument against it, apparently. And no, it isn't a strawman.

    146. Re:Criminal Charges? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I drew my numbers from memory, but they're backed up here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12930930 [nih.gov], and slightly worse: 31% to 16%. If I read this correctly, it does NOT include salaries for doctors, only for employees engaged in administrative roles:

      That's an interesting report but I have a few problems with it.

      1. It does not measure administrative costs for all health care dollars. It excludes major portions of the health care industry such as pharmaceuticals and medical equipment.

      2. It does include doctor salaries as administrative overhead based on the proportion of time (self-reported) that doctors spend on billing and other administrative costs.

      We determined the proportion of physicians' work hours devoted to billing and administration from a national survey and multiplied this proportion by physicians' net income before taxes.

      The problem is doctors in America earn almost twice as much as doctors in Canada.

      3. It counts ALL expenses on private insurance as overhead.

      In 1999 U.S. private insurers retained $46.9 billion of the $401.2 billion they collected in premiums. Their average overhead (11.7 percent) exceeded that of Medicare (3.6 percent) and Medicaid (6.8 percent).

      That implies that insurance serves absolutely no purpose when it does things like combat fraud (which is more severe in Medicare/Medicaid and does not get counted as overhead). Obviously this gives an advantage to Canada since much more money is spent on private insurers in the US. Of course "Our analysis also omits the costs of collecting taxes to fund health care."

      I think you're somewhat overstating the report's finding. It definitely shows that the US spends too much on administrative overhead, and that the US spends more than Canada in certain segments of health care. So there's a lot of room for improvement. But I don't think it can be applied to ALL health care costs.

      There are many areas of financial inefficiency in American health care.

      I definitely agree with that. And to me it's the more important problems. If you want to address financial inefficiency in the US health care system, you have to start at doctor salaries. They're too high. It's massively inefficient. Doctor salaries are the largest component of health care costs (even in your efficiency report the first component they studied was the "value" of doctors' time spent on administrative duties) and controlling them is the key to controlling health care costs. Our doctors make 2 - 5 times the money doctors make in other countries with health care systems that are pretty much as good as our own (not getting into life expectancy vs life style again, I think it's close enough to call them all about the same).

      http://wallstreetpit.com/5769-the-medical-cartel-why-are-md-salaries-so-high

      Canada: $100,781
      US: $199,000

      There's the bulk of your 45% cost difference.

    147. Re:Criminal Charges? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but 1938, at the height of Stalin's paranoia, was not when Soviet science was at its peak, either! Things were a lot better for the academic elite in the sixties.

      In the Soviet Union's latter days, our (in the west) accumulated "tools"-advantage certainly trumped their advantages. Especially in fields like computers, where a lot of boring manufacturing work has to go on behind the scenes.

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    148. Re:Criminal Charges? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Deming was the main popularizer (though not inventor) of statistical process control. It's a big topic, but in brief it's that its success in manufacturing has led people to assume that it will work everywhere, and then go ahead and ignore Deming's countless warnings.

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    149. Re:Criminal Charges? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Just to support what the AC asserted, I work with a medical school, know many doctors and med students, and all agree. Once into the med school, you pretty much have to actively try to fail out. And this is no lower level school, either. Well known and respected (top 10 in a few disciplines) around the country.

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  2. The charges are bullshit. by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to documents filed in provincial court in Richmond, B.C., Josiah Miguel Ruben and Houman Rezazadeh-Azar are each facing six charges including theft, unauthorized use of a computer, using a device to obtain unauthorized service and theft of data.

    THESE are the charges? How about "conspiracy to commit murder," or "reckless endangerment?" These are the people who will be our medical doctors?!

    1. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, yes.

    2. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The MCAT just gets you into med school. It's basically a college's way of weeding out people out that aren't worth their time. The MCAT isn't what gets you your license to practice medicine.

      Of course, I agree that I wouldn't want such a person being my physician.

    3. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the license to practice supposed to weed out even more idiots? Interesting! You haven't met any 40-50 years old doctors lately! Have you?

    4. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      "Oh, I really wanted to learn when I am accepted, honestly, I just wanted to cheat to get in and THEN I start to learn for real"

      Sorry, but do you really expect someone who cheats for an admission test to stop there? They don't have the knowledge and skill to start a curriculum, how do expect them to pass without continued cheating?

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    5. Re:The charges are bullshit. by xero314 · · Score: 1

      If given the choice of who to pick as a medical doctor would you rather have one person that thinks they know what they are doing, or a person smart enough to hire a team to double check his work. Just saying, you can't judge a persons skills just because they chose a more efficient way of by passing an unnecessary barrier to entry.

      Oh and quit the hyperbole, no one was endangering any one here. This was not about practicing medicine, just about getting into an establishment to learn how to practice medicine.

    6. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THESE are the charges? How about "conspiracy to commit murder," or "reckless endangerment?" These are the people who will be our medical doctors?!

      Oh, come on, this was just admission test, I'm sure they'd have spent years studding as hard as their peers... In fact, I am sure the court will absolve them with similar explanation.

      BC has serious issues with immigration policies and letting people carry on with the social norms (including moral standards) and the way of life they had in their respective countries of origin. Large percentage of population here doesn't even speak English nor French.

    7. Re:The charges are bullshit. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they'd have spent years studding as hard as their peers...

      ROFL. I bet they did.

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    8. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Doctors are abusive, neglectful cheapskates. I've been told by the board of directors at a local hospital that it's not safe for me to go to their hospital any more over a billing dispute. If I ever have to deal with a doctor again, I'll be calling my lawyer, because after the threats I've received (on recordings I'd subpeona), I think it'd be easy for me to win malpractice against any area hospital.

      One, and only one, of the following is true:

      1) Absolutely all people everywhere of the same profession are identical in every way, and therefore the general conclusions about doctors you've drawn from your specific experience with one hospital are valid.
      2) You're a moron.

    9. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Ruke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can't make "suspected future intention to cheat on a licensing exam" a crime. The unauthorized use of a computer doesn't even make any sense, as well as using a device to obtain unauthorized access to a service. I'd be interested to see if they can make "theft" stick: the tests usually come with boilerplate preventing you from making unauthorized copies, but seeing as they paid for the test and were given it freely, that probably doesn't apply. The tests do usually come with boilerplate saying you can't make unauthorized copies, but that'd fall under contract violation, which is a civil violation, not criminal.

      The thing is, they cheated, but that's not really illegal. It's wrong, but not illegal. They didn't endanger any lives; sure, they might have at some point, but they didn't actually do anything yet. They shouldn't be allowed into medical school, they should never be doctors, but they shouldn't be arrested.

    10. Re:The charges are bullshit. by NoSig · · Score: 0

      3) you got trolled.

    11. Re:The charges are bullshit. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      This is less about a barrier to entry than it is about ethics. They need to weed folks out in some fashion and I for one wouldn't want somebody that was willing to cheat on an exam to get an artificial boost into med school. On what basis would you suggest that the individuals would stop there?

    12. Re:The charges are bullshit. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that they aren't also getting nailed for wire fraud and conspiracy as well.

    13. Re:The charges are bullshit. by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. A decent lawyer will make the case that a crime wasn't committed. Seems to me like you really can't pass a sensible law against cheating on a scholastic entry exam, but you could create a contract which provides suitable penalties for cheating.

    14. Re:The charges are bullshit. by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      If they did nothing illegal, keeping them out of medical school is clearly discrimination.

      You can call it discrimination between qualified and unqualified people, but it is still discrimination and they can probably sue to gain entry. I'd say with some juries they might stand a pretty good chance of winning a lawsuit.

      Then where are we?

    15. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Not really--he just likely has a horrible local hospital and has never seen a good one, and he's generalizing because that's his experience with the profession. Humans generalize based on limited experience--it doesn't make them morons, it just gives them a limited information set, and reflects a tendency to overgeneralize. Most doctors lie regularly for insurance purposes and liability reasons--I'm generalizing, but I don't *think* I'm overgeneralizing, and even if I were, it would not necessarily mean I was a moron.

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    16. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      In the US at least, there's no law against discrimination on the basis of the ability to pass admissions tests that are rational. (They may not even have to be rational if the school isn't government--I'm not sure off-hand.) I suppose there could be one in Canada... I can see the fights in the press over it now... but it would be a remarkably stupid, dumb, stupid (and maybe redundant) idea that tends to show off the most inefficient and dumb (and redundant) parts of Canadian government.

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    17. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your doctor called - they are looking for you. The nice man in the white coat has a straightjacket and green room just for you. You might need to take some antipsycotics and other meds as well.

    18. Re:The charges are bullshit. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Throw in some copyright violation too...

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    19. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The great part about such a lawsuit is that it would have a Streisand Effect on bar them from any meaningful employment beyond grunt labor down the road. Who would trust such a person in any business where they can't monitor his every action?

    20. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I'm all for medical science but most modern practitioners are charlatans.

    21. Re:The charges are bullshit. by xero314 · · Score: 1

      They already weeded most people out by the shear lack of interest in becoming a doctor. Then of those that are interested, they automatically weed out all of those that can't or chose not to dedicate the next 10+ years of their life pursuing it. Then they automatically weed out all the people who can not afford medical school and do not qualify for scholarships or grants. Do we really need yet another way of weeding people out? Are there really that many people interested in becoming doctors that we need to have an exam to limit the number of eligible people?

      When it comes to by medical care (or anyone that works for me), I personally don't care if they do all the work themselves, as long as they get the right answer.

    22. Re:The charges are bullshit. by rhook · · Score: 1

      I've been told by the board of directors at a local hospital that it's not safe for me to go to their hospital any more over a billing dispute. If I ever have to deal with a doctor again, I'll be calling my lawyer, because after the threats I've received (on recordings I'd subpeona), I think it'd be easy for me to win malpractice against any area hospital.

      BULLSHIT! No doctor or board of directors for a hospital would be so stupid to open themselves up to the lawsuit such an admission would bring down upon them. Not to mention the loss of their license to practice medicine that would result from such a comment.

    23. Re:The charges are bullshit. by rhook · · Score: 1

      You can be barred from a school for violating the schools ethics policy.

    24. Re:The charges are bullshit. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      These are the people who will be our medical doctors?

      Nah, your doctor is the guy who graduated dead last in his medical school class.

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    25. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failing a test is not illegal, but can still be used as a basis to deny entry into medical school. Public or private, they are well within their rights to discriminate "between qualified and unqualified people". To think you could find a jury or court that would rule otherwise, to put it mildly, strains credibility, even considering some of the circus trials we have witnessed.

      If it was on the basis of race, gender, religious beliefs, etc, it would be a different story.

    26. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      The person who didn't get accepted to medical school because he didn't cheat might have been the best doctor of all.

    27. Re:The charges are bullshit. by MishgoDog · · Score: 1

      Damn, I wish you'd told me this earlier. Then I went and married a doctor. And somehow ended up with a sister as a doctor.

      I wish you'd warned me earlier that my wife became an abusive, neglectful cheapskate whilst I was dating her. I didn't notice myself - must not have your keen observation ability.

    28. Re:The charges are bullshit. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They are all required to go through the same AMA "God Program." So yes, they do come out similar. The same as the military having a similar effect after basic training (well, less now with the kinder, gentler military).

    29. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused, did you marry your sister before or after she became a doctor? congratulation either way. Ohh, yes, try not go to nuts calculating the interest you'll end up forking while paying your wife/sister student loans.

    30. Re:The charges are bullshit. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They don't have the knowledge and skill to start a curriculum, how do expect them to pass without continued cheating?

      You mean they don't have the knowledge and skill to compete fairly for admission in the school they wish to attend.

      Someone might cheat who could pass the MCAT, but not get a sufficient score to attend their chosen school, which only admits X people per year, and to be one of those X people, their MCAT score has to be better than X - 1 other applicants' scores.

      The bar for admission is often higher than what is actually required to start and complete a curriculum.

    31. Re:The charges are bullshit. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      On what basis would you suggest that the individuals would stop there?

      Possibly on the basis that they have more to lose. They might (or might not) stop there.

      Obviously the school should not tolerate cheating, however -- IMO it's fine if the medical schools inform each other of the student's behavior and blacklist the student from ever taking the MCAT again or ever applying to those schools again.

      Trumped up criminal charges; however, are just not cool. What's next? Throwing 1st graders caught looking at another student's paper during a test into Juvenile hall for 10 years?

    32. Re:The charges are bullshit. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Obviously... they did something illegal (violation of signed agreement), but not criminal. Breach of contract is not a crime. It is an illegal act that can result in the injured party suing for recovery of damages.

    33. Re:The charges are bullshit. by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      Ouch! Those are trumped up charges. Nothing was taken (especially with the intention of depriving someone else of it), the computer use was authorised by the owner of the computer. No "service" was obtained, and I don't now about theft of data, but would assume that's a lot more specific than illicitly attaining any information.

      Sadly it seems that there's no law that covers this. Perhaps there should be one but unless there is the law has it that no crime is committed.

    34. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      A practicum is a lot harder to cheat your way through than a paper exam. Not saying it doesn't happen, but you've got to be pretty skilled to pull it off unless the program itself is fundamentally flawed. In that case, the cheater is the least of your worries.

    35. Re:The charges are bullshit. by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      I think they can make copyright violation stick (they made an unauthorised transmission of the exam paper). I think fraud can stick, because if the candidate had been successful, he would have entered into a contract with the college whereby the college provides education and the student provides fees PLUS their prior qualifications (including MCAT). I think you could argue that to take a medical degree based on false qualifications would be to defraud the college, and therefore this is a case of attempted fraud - I don't know the legal technicalities, certainly in the UK there are a range of criminal charges with the preamble "conspiracy to commit...".

    36. Re:The charges are bullshit. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      We teach all doctors and nurses the same things, in the same way and then set them the same tests to qualify. While they are all individuals with different experience we do definitely try to regulate their behaviour as large extent. Therefore criticism of the official way of doing things is valid for all healthcare workers.

      The GP seems to have some kind of billing disagreement, so I will throw my experience in as an example of how the system doctors are taught to use is IMHO wrong. In the UK when you have a problem and go to see your GP about it they ask you your symptoms, maybe poke you a bit and then usually prescribe something. They start with the simplest and most common explanation, see if the medication fixes it, and if not they move on to the next most likely thing. This means it can take quite a long time to get properly diagnosed because you have to go through all the other possibilities first before they will refer you to a specialist. Even when you get to the specialist they will just do the same thing, maybe with a few blood tests and x-rays thrown in. This is how doctors are taught to work in the UK - a process of elimination.

      Obviously if you are critically ill they will take immediate action, but it took about a year of working through ever possibility starting with stress to figure out that the reason I could not put one foot more than 2cm in front of the other was arthritis. Admittedly it is a somewhare rare form, but still... I get the impression that in other countries they start doing proper tests right away, but here they always start with the cheap and obvious option.

      Maybe there are some rouge GPs who don't operate this way but I am told by a friend who is currently a junior doctor that elimination is the taught method of diagnosis for non-critical patients.

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    37. Re:The charges are bullshit. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      I would hire someone in the team and fire the "smart" person.

      Hey, tell to your boss that the next time your company is hiring, they should hire 3/4 persons for every position so that way they can "double check" each others work. Do not forget to ask for your own backup team, too. I bet his/her face will be priceless.

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    38. Re:The charges are bullshit. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Hey, I have done nothing illegal. Keeping me from my medic licence is clearly unconstitutional. As a plus, I often watch Nature documentals so I am pretty sure I know where everything in the human body is.

      Please send me my medical licence by e-mail. Thanks.

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    39. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We might as well punish thieves much more severely then.
      "Do you think that 14 year-old who just stole some candy is going to stop stealing? One day he'll witness an accident, like everyone does at least once in their life, and he'll probably steal the paramedic's defibrillator, or maybe even their ambulance! Damn, we should just convict him of manslaughter right away!"

      Just no.

    40. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To everyone in this thread, the charges are not bull shit. This is not an "unneccesary barrier to entry", but rather an assessment to determine whether one has the skills necessary to succeed in medical school.

      A general knowledge of bio is necessary to build upon in med school. Chemical interactions are a major part of medicine, o-chem is needed for pharmacology, and physics is a general way of logical thinking.

      You have to hand write and sign a statement that you will not cheat, that all work on the exam is your own, and that you have no outside assistance. By cheating on the exam they lied and that is where the charges came from (signing the statement saying they wouldn't do anything the charges say they did).

      Personally, I think that they should be kicked out of their undergrad program. I know my school would have kicked me out, no questions asked. Trying to manipulate other students so that you can cheat? Maybe they cheated through ethics too.

    41. Re:The charges are bullshit. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      More to the point, not all discrimination is illegal (or even unethical). You can discriminate/refuse to hire someone because he does not have the skills/certifications required. Even the laws do discriminate (you must be older than x to get a driving licence, or to work).

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    42. Re:The charges are bullshit. by delinear · · Score: 1

      Looking at it another way, some people might consider a couple of years community service paying back the debt to the society they cheated along with the possibility of then legitimately passing the test and having a rewarding career to be more lenient than blacklisting them and forcing them into some menial job they'd hate for the rest of their lives. It depends on whether you look at a sentence as a punishment or as a chance at reformation, I guess (and yes, I'm playing devil's advocate here, I know the chances of any school admitting them after a criminal charge for cheating would be pretty much zero).

    43. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are all required to go through the same AMA "God Program."which is not a magical spell that somehow forces people to alter their personalities and ethical outlooks So yes, they do not come out similar, and I know it and am therefore a lying scumbag for claiming that they do.

      Fixed for you.

    44. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, these students would be likely to continue to cheat throughout med school. There's even the potential that they would manage to cheat themselves into a license, though that is fairly unlikely. However, the law is only able to punish you for what you actually have done, not what you might go on to do.

      Do I expect there to be serious repercussions (including them never getting in to med school)? Yes, and those repercussions have been earned. Should one of those repercussions be either a reckless endangerment or a conspiracy charge? No, because they haven't committed those crimes yet.

    45. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Ruke · · Score: 1

      Lying, in general, is not illegal. Breaking a contractual obligation, as mysidia pointed out above, is illegal, but not criminal.

      The question is not whether they did something wrong: they obviously did. The question is not whether they should be allowed to attend medical school: they clearly should not. The question is whether they committed any of the crimes that they're being charged with, and I'm not sure that they did.

    46. Re:The charges are bullshit. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The program is designed to weed out certain types. Thus the people that make it through the program will be more similar than a random sampling of the people. I never claimed that the program changed the personalities of those in it. I didn't say it didn't, either. I just stated that the program breeds similarities - whether through personality adjustments or attrition is up to you to decide.

      But you are obviously incapable of reading comprehension and a lying sack of shit since you won't put a name to your comments, and in fact, you don't actually state what you think and why to allow for any discussion, you just perform anonymous vandalism and run. What's the matter, mommy a doctor and you love your mommy? Just run up stairs and give her a hug. She's not a big evil demon like I said (just don't visit her at work).

    47. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Hertzyscowicz · · Score: 1

      Thing is, they were taking the enrollment slots that would otherwise have gone to people who passed without cheating. In a nation that recognizes a corporation's claim on a certain sequence of bits, you have a strong argument that a person can claim ownership to something else abstract such as enrollment in medical school, and therefore theft might well stick. On a slightly less philosophical note, "cheating" is pretty much implicitly and quite likely explicitly against the terms of use for the intellectual property contained within the test.

    48. Re:The charges are bullshit. by Ruke · · Score: 2

      Neither of those things are recognized as crimes, and neither of those things are the crimes that the student was charged with.

      The first case is simply ridiculous; the MCAT isn't an admission exam, it's closer to the SAT, where you take the test and are given a score on a scale up to 45. Medical schools then look at that score, in conjunction with other things, when deciding whether to admit you. Secondly, admission to a school is nothing like intellectual property, other than the fact that neither is a physical object. Thirdly, when applying to a school, you specifically waive the right to sue them over their selection methods (other than those which are federally protected, such as race, age, gender, etc.)

      Cheating is almost definitely against the TOS they signed. However, contract violation is not a crime, it's a civil matter, so you can't be arrested for it. Similarly, contract violation is never something as obtuse as "unauthorized access to a computer system."

      No one is saying that what they did is okay. No one is saying that they shouldn't be punished within the system that they cheated. However, cheating is not a crime, and it's ridiculous to insist that someone should face criminal punishment for failing to follow a private organization's rules, which have not been given the consideration and due process that actually laws carry.

    49. Re:The charges are bullshit. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Looking at it another way, some people might consider a couple of years community service paying back the debt to the society they cheated

      They don't have a debt to society. When you cheat instead of win the right way, the person you really hurt is yourself.

      along with the possibility of then legitimately passing the test and having a rewarding career to be more lenient than blacklisting them and forcing them into some menial job they'd hate for the rest of their lives./em>

      Realistically.... you think they will take the test a second time and legitimately pass? This is like hoping that if you sentence an alcoholic to rehab and a few years of community service, they'll never imbibe again.

      Getting blacklisted from continuing that course for a few years doesn't mean they have to take some menial job they will hate; they will just have to find a Plan B.

      If they can afford medical school, they can probably afford an alternate course of study -- Law, for example. In fact... given the legal shenanigans and tremendous liability and huge risks medical practitioners get into, even when they do nothing wrong -- it might be a blessing.

      The simple fact, seems to be, that nearly all practicing medical professionals get sued eventually, because despite the best efforts of medical practitioners, even despite following all best practices and doing their best, bad things happen sometimes.

      Imagine what would happen if someone were suing a doctor for bad medical outcomes (claimed malpractice, even when the doctor's actions are correct and the best that could reasonably be expected), and it came out in the court room that the defendant cheated on the MCAT, the first time they took it?

      Fair or not.... the jury may weigh that heavily (even if the defense objected and judge instructed jury to ignore it).

      So... in some respects blacklisting may be doing the candidate a favor anyways

    50. Re:The charges are bullshit. by sjames · · Score: 1

      What, no jaywalking and littering while they're at it?

      Where's the indictment for the D.A.? Clearly he's smoking crack.

  3. Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tests by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Lots tests are based on cramming for the test and lead to people who can pass the test but they are clueless on what the test covers. and for stuff like Cisco and IT / MS tests need to be more open book / open goggle. Now I don't know that much on the Mcat but I think it covers stuff a doctor needs to know and if so they should make a big deal about it.

  4. Wrong Line of Work by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2

    I think the cheaters probably have a much more rewarding career ahead of them with an organisation such as the CIA or ASIO.

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    1. Re:Wrong Line of Work by c0lo · · Score: 1

      I think the cheaters probably have a much more rewarding career ahead of them with an organisation such as the CIA or ASIO.

      What are you trying to say? Are CIA/ASIO glad with employees without brains?

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    2. Re:Wrong Line of Work by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Would have had. I doubt the CIA would hire someone who got caught cheating.

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    3. Re:Wrong Line of Work by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed, the CIA actually wants people that know what they're doing. They'll train agents on any cheating and trickery that's necessary to do their job, but most agents don't need that type of thing for their jobs. The CIA employs a surprising number of people in support roles doing things like analysis.

    4. Re:Wrong Line of Work by bosef1 · · Score: 2

      Would that involve promotion as GLG-20 field agents?

    5. Re:Wrong Line of Work by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Sure. Who else are they going to hire as designated fall guys for when excrement encounters rotary cooling devices? Granted, they wouldn't want all their employees to be this dumb, but having a subset of their employees like this seems obviously beneficial. The guys are technically competent, and logistically incompetent. IE, they'd make perfect fall guys--capable of performing their technical jobs, but not capable of outplanning their bosses when they've been setup to fail.

    6. Re:Wrong Line of Work by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Sure. Who else are they going to hire as designated fall guys for when excrement encounters rotary cooling devices?

      You're right.
      Unfortunately, seems to be valid in a larger context than only CIA/ASIO - I'm seeing quite frequently some managers (at least in IT) doing the same; for the said managers, doesn't seem to mater that the delivery capacity is impacted: the hired persons just need to be cheap, then it's quite easy to use them as screens for the excrements.

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    7. Re:Wrong Line of Work by rhook · · Score: 2

      Spies, like us?

    8. Re:Wrong Line of Work by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I hear Division has several positions currently open in their Cleaner programme.

    9. Re:Wrong Line of Work by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. The CIA/ASIO would probably suspect they might be inclined to attempt to cheat on CIA/ASIO entrance exam by enlisting double agents [or something like that].

      In any case... cheating on the MCAT and having that become public probably hoses them.

      What educational institution will trust them after that?

      They should count themselves lucky if the university their bachelors/pre-med degree came from hasn't started reviewing their degree and investigating the possibility they might have used that cheating technique on uni tests in the past.

    10. Re:Wrong Line of Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, like the watergate guys?

    11. Re:Wrong Line of Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only a problem if you get caught (or even worse, confess). Though, these fuckers couldn't even manage a basic separation of identities (if your patsies can ID you, you've already lost).

      Of course, there is a small hope in my black little heart that the men on the hook aren't the real culprits, but that somebody with more brains set them up for fall guys/beta testers for cheating the next year. If that's the case I'd deeply love to meet them, though that might be difficult to arrange.

  5. so much trouble by theCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That was a really elaborate ruse. With that much free time to cook up something like that, you'd think they could ... oh I don't know ... maybe just study for the test?

    Or maybe the cheaters were just working up a movie script idea. Do a few months in the slammer, sell the rights, then buy a really good test tutor for next time.

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    1. Re:so much trouble by Ruke · · Score: 2

      The MCAT is incredibly difficult. If you don't know the answers, there is very little room to use your multiple-choice-guessing skills like you were able to do on the SAT. Someone who - let's be realistic - probably cheated their way through their undergrad has just about zero chance of getting a score good enough to get into any medical school.

      I don't know what the moral here is, though. Cheaters never prosper? That can't be right... Cheaters seldom prosper? No...

      Ah: When cheaters fail, they do so spectacularly.

    2. Re:so much trouble by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The secret to a good score on the MCAT is to ignore verbal (everyone does very well, so the difference between an 11 and a 14 is not how many you answered wrong, but which specific question you got wrong) and know chemistry and physics cold. The Physical Sciences is nothing but chem and physics, and Biological Sciences includes organic.

      Yeah, if you're dead-set on a top-ten school, the mid-30s score might not cut it, but it will get you into one of your state's allopathic schools - and unless you are sure you want an academic career, where you went to school matters far less than what your Step 1 and 2CK scores are when it's time to find a residency.

    3. Re:so much trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, if you're mediocre, being on the long tail doesn't matter. What a...mediocre insight.

    4. Re:so much trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or, just become a naturopath. Who needs to understand chemistry, physics, or biology anyway?

    5. Re:so much trouble by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The long tail of what?

      Once you're acing physical sciences, you can turn to biological as the next most valuable study area. Or don't you believe in using time wisely?

    6. Re:so much trouble by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Or become a chiropracter. There all manner of witch doctors out there and no lack of "schools" willing to pass out "degrees" for them.

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    7. Re:so much trouble by ue85 · · Score: 1

      A lot of medical schools are now throwing out all scores BUT verbal so I wouldn't take this advice.

    8. Re:so much trouble by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      That may be true - I've no way to know - though my advice really is only about the best way to get a higher overall score. Most premeds major in biology to try to get a leg up on the med school courses (not a bad idea, really, because it does work), but correspondingly stint chemistry and physics (because there's precious little of either in med school). There's thus a slight competitive edge to doing well where they do poorly - in particular, the existence of organic chemistry in the biological sciences section made those questions extremely valuable, because they gained high discriminatory index and boosted scores quite a lot. I got an 11 in biological sciences (long, long ago) while taking freshman-level biology, just because of my chemical background.

      Have they so mangled the test that it no longer works like this?

    9. Re:so much trouble by flipper9 · · Score: 1

      The biological section has less organic chemistry than it used to, and the overall exam is more verbal in character than before. When I took the MCAT, I got a 10/13/10. The overall score is not as important as getting 10+ in each section, so you can't just do well in one area and not the others. In medical school, it's hard to cheat on many exams, but certainly possible in some (and people have been caught doing so and reprimanded/kicked out). I just finished medical school and will be going onto a residency in general surgery, after being a chemist and then computer programmer for many years. I know that some people have cheated at time during the process, but they will be weeded out eventually as we take many licensing exams, and it's pretty difficult to cheat on everything and still get your license.

    10. Re:so much trouble by jellie · · Score: 1

      I would actually agree with the sibling and GP posters. There's a smaller emphasis on organic chemistry and much more on verbal nowadays.

      My understanding always was to put the most emphasis on verbal and the physical sciences, because most students are biology majors so it wouldn't be easy to do better than others in the biological sciences. Therefore, you want to put an effort in the other two subjects to maximize your score.

      Then again, I'm not that far along in the entire process. Taking Step 1 in a month and a half...

    11. Re:so much trouble by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Good luck. Nailing that one is worth the effort. When you're done, read House of God and choose your NPC specialty wisely.

      I discounted verbal because hey, you've been doing that since SAT/ACT days - if you don't know how to do a verbal standardized test by now, why are you applying to med school?

    12. Re:so much trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. I used to tutor premeds for their MCATs. Their reading comprehension was often poor, on all test sections. They'd often know the relevant formula for a question but not necessarily how to apply it. I did well enough to get a tutoring gig just reading and thinking about the questions. Definitely didn't know the chem and physics cold.

      Didn't end up going myself, so I can't speak to the second round of testing.

    13. Re:so much trouble by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the cheaters were just working up a movie script idea. Do a few months in the slammer, sell the rights, then buy a really good test tutor for next time.

      The name of the movie would be Dr. Bozo and Captain Idiot Do Hard Time In Pound Me Hard In The Ass Prison.

      I don't think it would be a blockbuster.

    14. Re:so much trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you heard all this, but this is complete misinformation. I'm a second year med student right now, and I used to teach for Kaplan, just so you know where I'm coming from.

      The MCAT has four sections: Verbal Reasoning, Biological Sciences (organic chem and biology), Physical Sciences (non-calc physics, general chem) and the Writing Sample. Each section (excluding writing) is graded on a 1 to 15 scale with 8 being the average, with the total possible score being 45. Many people do ignore the writing sample, which is it's own beast and will be removed within a few years when a new version of the test is released.

      On each of the 3 main sections, the test is scaled on a Gaussian distribution (so it's impossible for "everybody to do very well"). Most people score around an 8 on each section. When you get to the far tails of the distribution, the difference between an 11 and a 14 is incredibly small - 2 or 3 questions, out of a total of 52 questions.

      You might be surprised to learn that most hard science and engineering students find the verbal section to be the MOST difficult overall. This is because it asks you to read excerpts from various forms of literature and answer questions that are not straightforward at all. For example, what are the author's true intentions, or how the author would react when put into another situation.

      So what's the secret to a good score on the MCAT? Practice, practice, practice. Just studying the material is not enough. The best thing to do is to find practice problems and do them until you feel like your head will explode. Then do some more.

    15. Re:so much trouble by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      So why is the score distribution so rammed together on the right side of the verbal scale? That, to me, says you're trying to get a Gaussian distribution of scores by imposing unusual cutoffs on a underlying weighted score that is a long, long way from Gaussian - more like a Boltzmann in reverse, with the thick end on the right. Perhaps I should have said "everybody who is definitely going to get in is going to do well on verbal". If you can't pull out an 8 there, at minimum, well... maybe it's time to start thinking about alternate careers.

  6. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, I think there's a bit of a difference. When something's wrong with a computer, there's little harm in the tech googling for the best answer, asking experts, reading manuals... When there's something wrong with a patient, I'd rather have a doc who KNOWS what to do to make sure the patient doesn't need a toe tag before he comes up with a solution.

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  7. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by c0lo · · Score: 1

    Lots tests are based on cramming for the test and lead to people who can pass the test but they are clueless on what the test covers.

    The tests are designed to be cost-effective, not insightful.

    Take this FA as an example: select people that don't think much and the "security" is so much cheaper. As for the persons that do think (graduates or not)... heck, name them hackers and be done with them, they don't make good consumers.

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  8. Good news story, not really that serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the only real crime was duping those people into thinking they were applying for a job, and they certainly got sweet, hilarious revenge.

    This was just an admissions exam. Basically a soft wall to keep the real dumb asses out of medical school. Even if they had succeeded in cheating they would've still had to deal with... you know... getting accepted and going through all of medical school.

  9. Re:Remote Location Nurse Job by c0lo · · Score: 1

    Their IT skills and organization skills seem good. They might make good remote-location medicine nurses or something.

    They don't place jails in penal colonies anymore.

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  10. Quite Scary Actually by casings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only reason they were caught is because those helping weren't in on it. That's a very scary thought, because I'm sure for the right price, this could very well be done.

    1. Re:Quite Scary Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! Cheating is the least of their dysfunctional illiteracies, compared to stupid, greedy, and unimaginative.
      sheesh, what a bunch of losers.

    2. Re:Quite Scary Actually by bughunter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aye, similar to my reaction, which was, "The real story here is that there is a market for this kind of cheating assistance. How many unqualified people have made it past MCAT screening this way? Have any of them provided care for me or my loved ones?"

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    3. Re:Quite Scary Actually by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      These are the ones who got caught. Some got away with it and their patients are the losers.

  11. Immediately thought of Ender's Game by amarkham · · Score: 2

    The real question is what opportunities lie in leveraging an Ender's Game-like approach to solving problems. Obviously cheating on tests is one of the, what about productive approaches?

    1. Re:Immediately thought of Ender's Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *blink* throwing a bunch of young kids into a space station where they can fly around in a zero-g battle room as more infant than infantry to see what problems get solved?

      Or you mean more generally, where we present problems to one of the top 600 or so hand-selected people in the world qualified to solve it?

      Because, I'm not sure that remembering that the enemy's gate is down will help on the MCATs

  12. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Indeed, and cramming is a legitimate response if not the desired one. The same goes for all those high value tests, GRE, MCAT, TOEFL, SAT, ACT etc.

    I'd personally have no ethical qualms teaching students strategies for maximizing their scores, mainly because that's what everybody else is going and the tests themselves do nothing to discourage it. But, cheating is a completely different matter.

  13. Re:Every country gets the govt it deserves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except this was someone with an arab-sounding name in Canada.

    And for some insight about this neck of the woods, the universities in BC are very geared to medical and biology research (particularly UVic and UBC) , even if you live in a rinkydink city away from Vancouver and Victoria, chances are the college will have more than half their spaces dedicated to nursing. In high school we have (only) AP Biology. Pretty much if you live in BC your career track is in medicine by default if you aren't going into trades. If you want to persue anything else, you get no help or encouragement.

    But enough of that soapbox rant. We don't even know if that was a Canadian or just an international student. The universities and colleges in BC are hosts to more foreign students than locals. This isn't necessarily bad, but I sure hope the taxpayers aren't paying for this.

  14. If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or chemistry, or pharmacy, or anything else dealing with human lives directly or indirectly at the end of the chain:

    You don't belong in the profession.

    You are going to kill people. No question. Someday you will kill someone with your incompetence.

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    1. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by sulfur · · Score: 2

      What qualifications are required to get into the military? I don't think they are comparable to either PE or M.D. (and thus may not induce cheating), yet military personnel in some cases may have more potential of killing "wrong" people.

    2. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As if the military gives cheating a pass.

      They know *exactly* what cheating gets you - dead friendlies.

      You cheat on an exam at a military school (electrician school, etc) and the consequences will be quite severe.

      The last thing the Navy wants (for example) is an electrician's mate on a submarine that cheated on his exams.

      Try dishonorable discharge, after serving time.

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    3. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a simple lie will get you booted from any of the service academies...

    4. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      They're professionals in that they get the job done. While the premise behind the mission may be flawed including invalid targets, the soldiers are professional in that they see to it that the mission gets executed from beginning to end.

      As for killing the "wrong" people. First and foremost, they're not people, they're targets. Even civilians are avoidable-targets. They're not the goal, and all attempts should be made to avoid killing them. But, the military will make that risk-assessment from a broader POV. In the end, they're cold-blooded. They have to be. They're the military, not doctors whom have already taken the Hippocratic Oath.

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    5. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctors don't take the Hippocratic Oath - certainly not in its original form, and often not in any modern one. Oh, sure, at more schools than not, there's the little bit at the med school graduation (or the night before, whatever) where they all are invited to say it - but it's not as though they're actually looking to make sure you do.

    6. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Academically not much. A GED will suffice and I'm pretty sure you can get a waiver for that. As far as the ASVAB goes, I would guess than an average 10 year old could do well enough to enlist.

    7. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Tripp1000 · · Score: 1

      I would not want any of these guys as my Doctor.

    8. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd really like to know why I know so many useless ex-military folk. It couldn't be that they were attracted to the promises of wealth and a free education to compensate their obvious deficiencies. Yet I personally know an electrician that spent two years on a Navy nuclear sub that literally knows just enough about electricity to try to not touch the hot wire, and he fails miserably every time. Anecdote, I know, but I have at least 100 of them from my high school class. All failures, every single one of them, and decorated veterans in some cases. The military scrapes from the bottom of the barrel, and makes do with what it gets.

    9. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, it's in their job description.

      Stating that your a professional when you're not doesn't fly in the military, either. Just ask the guys down in Guantanamo. "Unlawful Combatant" ring a bell?

    10. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What qualifications are required to get into the military? I don't think they are comparable to either PE or M.D. (and thus may not induce cheating), yet military personnel in some cases may have more potential of killing "wrong" people.

      To my knowledge, comparing med school to the military in this context is unfitting. The military is well known for brainwashing their soldiers - if a mistake is made it is ultimately the result of improper brainwashing, not incompetence on the part of the individual as the "individual" is somewhat lost in the process.

    11. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a military doctor, you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

      Then I guess it's vice-versa for you. Every wounded human is a patient, except enemies are avoidable-patients, and all attempts should be made to avoid healing them

    13. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you cheat in finance, you do belong in the profession.

    14. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      The difference being that death was the expected result. I don't think the analogy holds. They intended to kill *someone* the fact that it was the wrong someone is just unfortunate.

    15. Re:If you cheat in engineering or medicine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up,

      The Military has a very hostile culture to cheaters. Last year several Midshipmen at Annapolis were discharged from the Academy for cheating on a Land Navigation course, they were using GPS. Several of the cheaters were popular (athletes) and tried like hell to remain in the Academy...

      They were still shown the door.

      I had a student at West Point get caught on a final exam, with what appeared to be answers to the test he was taking. His case will be reviewed by his peers and if found to have cheated, will be shown the door, and liable to the Army for the cost of his education.

      Most Military Schools (Academies/Trades and Occupational) consider anything below a 85% a failure. Most, but not all, will allow an individual 2 more chances to remediate any failures before they drop them.

  15. Honestly by Xacid · · Score: 1

    Honestly - I'd almost like to see some sort of charges/significant fines pressed against these people.

    1. Re:Honestly by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see medical malpractice victims get some free scalpel practice.

  16. good for them! by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    As a guy who endured a poor GPA all through college because of his morals, I'm glad their "tutors" caught on and put the cheaters in their place.

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    1. Re:good for them! by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "As a guy who endured a poor GPA all through college because of his morals..."

      WTF does that mean? It makes you sound like a self-deluded idiot. Seriously.

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    2. Re:good for them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that just means you weren't smart enough to do well, and you also weren't smart enough to cheat.

      congratulations at being a self-defeating loser.

    3. Re:good for them! by jandrese · · Score: 2

      You had a moral objection to studying?

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    4. Re:good for them! by mysidia · · Score: 2

      You had a moral objection to studying?

      Studying is no guarantee of a decent GPA, and you can get a crappy GPA even if you have good mastery of the material, due to insane testing practices of profs, or simple disagreement, or the profs' unwillingness to be proven wrong, even when they are completely utterly in error, and you have a memorized citation of high quality, to prove it.
      In college, I endured a crappy GPA of approximately 3.7 many semesters, despite ample study.

      ThorGod's experience is not hard evidence that he's an idiot. Grades do not always come from a good measure of skills/knowledge regarding a subject. Tests are often flawwed; they are either too simple, and fail to completely test what is meant to be learned -- or they are too elaborate in professors attempts at being "cute" or "creative", and the test winds up including/requiring something way beyond the subject matter taught.

    5. Re:good for them! by icebrain · · Score: 1

      In college, I endured a crappy GPA of approximately 3.7 many semesters, despite ample study.

      Where the hell did you go to school that a 3.7 is a "crappy" GPA to be "endured"?

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    6. Re:good for them! by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Where the hell did you go to school that a 3.7 is a "crappy" GPA to be "endured"?

      The average GPA of college graduates is approximately 3.2 (out of 4.0). 3.7 is approximately the 70th percentile.

      Given the sad state of the general public; having approximately a third of the undergraduate college population with a GPA better than you really sucks.

      3.0 or less = don't belong in college
      3.1 - 3.7 is sucky.
      3.75 is marginally acceptable. 3.8 is OK. 3.85 is decent. 3.9 is pretty solid, but a serious student should be getting better. 4.0 is good/respectable.

    7. Re:good for them! by icebrain · · Score: 1

      But that didn't answer my question of where you went to school. See, I went to a well-known engineering school with an average GPA around 2.9, and which expects a full third of incoming freshmen to fail or transfer out. Within my major (aerospace engineering), I had one of the higher GPAs in my graduating class at 3.36.

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  17. The MCAT is crap by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pre-med students spend their undergraduate days obsessing over that test, learning how to memorize and regurgitate - but not comprehend - information for it. Pre-med students don't care whether they understand the material they take in school, as long as they pass the MCAT and pull the GPA that they need for the med school they want to go to.

    This is not the way we should select who our new doctors will be. We are screening for automatons when we should be screening for thinkers. Cheaters like this are exactly what the MCAT is pretty well looking for - people who will do just the right amount of work to pass the test, without bothering to comprehend the information that it is supposed to be testing people on.

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    1. Re:The MCAT is crap by NoKaOi · · Score: 1

      This is not the way we should select who our new doctors will be.

      Then it's a good thing doctors aren't granted board certification immediately following a good score on the MCAT. The MCAT is simply an indicator that, along with a high GPA, means you have better chance of success in medical school than somebody else with a lower GPA and MCAT score. They still have to do well in med school. Fail at that, and your out. Succeed in med school and you still have to demonstrate competency as a resident. Sure, you can cheat your way through undergrad, cheat your way on the MCAT, and probably even cheat your way though med school, but fortunately, it's a lot harder to cheat your way through residency. Sure, like any profession there are bad doctors out there, but at least doctors have a much more stringent screening process and training process than most other professions.

    2. Re:The MCAT is crap by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      We are screening for automatons when we should be screening for thinkers.

      Please tell me how you can efficiently screen for this. For current med school freshmen in the AAMC schools, there were 42742 applicants (31834 of whom were first-time applicants). There were 18665 matriculants. (Source) The MCAT allows schools to reject clearly unqualified applicants out of hand, while interviewing a group of people that actually stand a good chance of doing well.

      Pre-med students are merely training for what life is like in med school, and they are demonstrating adaptive behaviors for those who wish to succeed in an environment that is effectively zero-sum: at the end of the day, my doing better means that someone else is worse off, and vice versa. There are only so many slots in the really competitive residencies, and so you either get one - or you do not.

      TL;DR: don't hate the player, hate the game.

    3. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are screening for automatons when we should be screening for thinkers.

      So in other words, just like Information Technology.

    4. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grant you, I wasn't a garden variety pre-med, but:

      I was a Physics major when I started considering medicine after my sophomore year of undergrad. I had taken most of the prerequisite Chemistry and Biology classes in the pursuit of a generalist's science background. My grades were average - I was the sort of student who spent most of my time not studying, but reading and pursuing my own interests in science and technology. When it came time for the MCAT my junior year, I had a very good background and foundation in the sciences. Because I was a 'thinker', it took me two MCAT practice tests and about 3 days of casual studying from a Kaplan book to realize I needed no further prep. I took the exam, scored in the 99.5th percentile, and was accepted to several medical schools in spite of my below-average (3.4) GPA and lack of pre-med CV-padding extracurriculars.

      Now I'm a third-year medical student. Last year, I took 'the boards' aka USMLE Step 1, phase 1 of the three-phase medical licensing exams. For many of my peers, Step 1 is a two month study-fest - 8 hours per day, 6 days per week. For me, a thinker, a scientist, and a broadly prepared student (who studied very little, despite the contrary stereotype of medical students). I studied less than 2 hours per day for about 2 weeks before my exam, and again was more than two standard deviations above the mean.

      So, I submit to you, the MCAT and the medical licensing boards are, correctly, merely a milestone that can be breezed past by the thinkers, and the scientists, and so forth. On the other hand, fiendish study hounds can cram themselves to a good score. Unfortunately, it's the compulsive studiers that tend to end up in medical school, and that's a symptom of a broader problem.

    5. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many code blues have you been to? I'm guessing none.

      The best physicians who run code blues are the ones who regurgitate ACLS guidelines, line-by-line. They follow the algorithm down to the letter. Because guess what, when a patient is dying in front of you, there is no time to 'think', if you don't have it committed to memory and you can't bring it up immediately like a Pavlovian dog, that patient is going to die in front of you.

      Similarly, I have a set of questions I always ask for a patient with sore throat. Same as for headache, abdominal pain, dizziness, etc. This is not because I don't want to think, this is because I know based on your answers what your risk stratification is, and based on your risk stratification I know what tests to order. And I know what I'm regurgitating is the best evidence-based medicine and no matter how much more thinking anyone else can do, they can't do better than that.

      Yes, you can give me the whole spiel about every patient is unique and you have to be holistic and address the patient, not the disease. Here's what the evidence says: Patient satisfaction is highest when they feel like they've been heard. Patient outcomes are best when clinical guidelines are followed. So, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but most physicians will pretend to care about your unique needs but still treat you like everyone else (because no matter how much homeopathy is helping you, I'm still going to put you on chemo for your cancer).

    6. Re:The MCAT is crap by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      We are screening for automatons when we should be screening for thinkers.

      Please tell me how you can efficiently screen for this.

      Simple, Take a page from software development. When I've interviewed applicants I ask them to write a bit of code -- so, of course, to screen for medical skills we just ask them to perform the duties required in their craft: Namely: pack as many patients into a schedule as possible, spend as little time with each patient as possible, prescribe the drugs the pharmasalesman just raved about in their pitch, and rape patients' insurance companies to help pay for their own insurance against costly malpractice suits.

      If they can do this, and also have the "next-please" speed handwriting that results in pure hen-scratch on prescription pads & charts -- They're a shoe in!

    7. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACLS guidelines aren't on Step 1. For the record, I got the code algorithms down pretty well by the middle of my medicine rotation. It wasn't rote memorization, because I remember theory. (Also, I intend to specialize in pathology).

    8. Re:The MCAT is crap by Bryan3000000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the really slick people (not necessarily the smart or wise ones) increased their own profit and prestige by creating really expensive training and certification programs that are used by many people who are never going to be fundamentally competent. It's the way things are done.

    9. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately the MCAT doesn't select our new doctors. The MCAT helps select the students. Med school is, theoretically anyway, where we screen for thinkers.

      But because med school is expensive (6 figures even for the cheap schools), time consuming (years long), and resource intensive (labs, expensive machines, cadavers), its probably worthwhile to thin the pool of applicants with a relatively inexpensive, brief test. Hence, the MCAT where nobody wants you if you can't even regurgitate information. Because you certainly don't understand information that you do not possess.

    10. Re:The MCAT is crap by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      The problem is inherent to indirect measurements. Any indirect measurements.

      You have a performance/aptitude that you want to test. As you can't directly know if John is more capable than Joseph, you set a test to measure it. The only thing you can measure directly is Joe's and Joseph ability to perform the test, and hope that test is a good enough representation of the performance/aptitude you want to measure. If it is not, at the end Joe and Joseph will see through it, ignore the original aspect and concentrate only in beating the test.

      That happens not only at schools but at all levels of live: bussiness (audits, for example), economy (inflation, unemployement charts). Even with people. You meet someone well dressed and hope that this is a sign that s/he has been given education/knows how to manage his/her life/can keep a job and do it well/whatever. You get someone in drags and think he is unemployed/uneducated/drug addict/whatever.

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    11. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, the way universities and school 'teach' to students is hugely flawed. In my opinion it's a very serious problem, but it isn't talked about enough. The average person out there doesn't realize the problem exists. Teachers know of the problem, but they don't try to tackle it.

      In high school, the kids with the best marks weren't really "educated" or knowledgeable. My best friend and I got poor to average grades in science-related courses, yet we were passionate about science and actually knew more than the kid who had straight A+'s and whom the teachers held as the best student of our class. My friend and I would usually have long conversations about science, technology, etc... One day, that kid with the A+'s tried joining one of our conversation and after just 2 minutes he left, saying "I don't understand a thing you're saying, guys".
      That was the thing: he got good grades because the design of exams favored learning by heart and for a short period of time only, instead of favoring understanding the material and remembering it your whole life.
      On the other hand, I was good in literature because that was also something I understood well and tests in that course were usually made of open-ended questions. Understanding the material was much more important than learning a few concepts by heart. Note that I had a few teachers who made literature tests that favored learning by heart, and I would fail those but as soon as I had a teacher that favored understanding the material my marks would go back up to A.

      In university, I went for psychology. I'm still struggling for the same reasons: tests are usually multiple choice, SOMETIMES there are 'short-answer questions' but they are few, weigh little compared to the multiple-choice part of the test, and one paragraph answers usually aren't enough to get good grades anyway if you understand the material but don't learn by heart. I keep my marks slightly above average, but I should do better.
      On essays, papers and other works where students have to provide open-ended answers, I get good grades: B+ to A.
      Also, I talk regularly with people who have Psychology Ph. D's and they're often surprised to hear I don't have a very high GPA. They always point out how I seem to know and understand so much about psychology and therefore they assumed I'm getting A's. But exams, unfortunately, root out students who understand and know the material and retain students who are good at spitting-out what they read recently in the textbook.
      I can also see it in class, where students with the good grades ask some of the dumbest questions: a lot of questions I hear those students asking, I already figured out the answer based on some things we learned previously in the course. But those students don't work that way and they have more trouble figuring things out on their own, they need all answers to be clearly given to them first.

      If you're wondering how exams can favor learning by heart and how someone who understands and knows the material can't pass them, here's the answer:
      The tests I have in university ask some of the stupidest questions. A typical example is "What did Jack Smith and John Doe do in their experiment? a) Taught pigeons to fly b) Gave rats a drug c)..."
      Learning about the experiment (how it was done, what it proved, etc.) is important. Learning the names of the people who did the experiment is not. There are millions of scientists in the world and their names don't really matter. Only a few scientist's names matter, but only because they accomplished great things and made very important discoveries. Pavlov, Skinner and others are important and psychology students should know who they are and what they are famous for. But Smith, Doe, and others aren't important enough - if you learn their names, you might as well learn the names of the million other scientists because they are equally important.
      A student who learns the textbook by heart will have no problems answering this question. A student who attempts to understand the mate

    12. Re:The MCAT is crap by Comen · · Score: 1

      Sounds about like any test I have ever taken to me, but I hate written tests anyway.

    13. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can agree that most self-professed premeds are the scum of the earth, but these are pretty out-of-date and generic arguments that don't really hold water.

      1. The MCAT isn't actually a knowledge (a.k.a. regurgitation) test, at least not anymore -- it's a reasoning test. Most of the test is passage based, and it forces students to apply that memorized information in new situations and experiments. When you consider that it's graded on a normal distribution, the students who are able to think on their feet really do stand out.

      2. It's been said in the comments before, but the MCAT doesn't make a doctor - medical school does. Having a high GPA and MCAT will "get a foot in the door," but the MCAT is only one component that the admissions committee looks at (its purpose being to give another angle on academic ability of the student, besides GPA.) Volunteer work, leadership ability, employment, personal essays, letters of recommendation, and in-person interviews are REQUIRED for admission by every school in the US. Things such as disadvantaged student status are taken into consideration as well.

      3. Learning how to memorize and regurgitate large amounts of information is actually an essential skill needed to succeed in medical school. There will be more information than you can possibly imagine crammed into those 4 years. Knock memorization all you want, but it's impossible to comprehend anything until you've first learned the basics cold.

      Of course, no system is perfect. There are 22,000 new medical students who are accepted each year, and there are many qualified students with bad luck who don't get a seat, and many terrible people with high grades who will be accepted. That being said, I think that medical school really does have the most rigorous admission processes out of ANY academic profession.

    14. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      while I agree to some extent, having seen my s.o. go through med school the ability to memorize vast swaths of material without understanding it is actually really important to be a good MD. As a scientist myself, it drove me nuts, when helping her with stuff I would always ask "what is the mechanism?" because that's how I learn & remember things - and the answer was very often "nobody knows". Some times you do know, and you memorize that too, but a lot of medicine is heuristics that suggest a diagnosis - then you look at underlying causes etc in more detail once you have some idea of what to look for. Medicine is evolving to be more mechanistic and evidence based, but frankly a lot of the tests I run in the lab on my cell cultures are financially not practical to throw at every patient that comes in the door just to get a proper baseline about what is happening inside the incredibly complex meat puppet your brain uses to get around.

    15. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is medicine if it isn't a body of knowledge that must be constantly organised and recalled? Doctors learn to think on the wards. The foundation of their knowledge still needs to be tested, however.

    16. Re:The MCAT is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you seriously believe that training to be a doctor does not require an enormous amount of memorization, you are deluded and have no idea of what you're talking about.

  18. Difference is, then it's on purpose. by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    What qualifications are required to get into the military?

    Yah, but in many cases, a soldier messing up means missing the target and *not* killing someone. Almost the opposite of fraudulent medicine.

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    1. Re:Difference is, then it's on purpose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that includes a soldier messing up and killing innocent civilians. Or bombing innocent civilians.

      No one's perfect.

    2. Re:Difference is, then it's on purpose. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Of course, that includes a soldier messing up and killing innocent civilians. Or bombing innocent civilians.

      No one's perfect.

      That's *never* to be blamed to the soldier. The civilian "acted suspiciously" by scratching his nose, "failed to respond to warnings" when we shot at him and he fled and "was shot for the security of the operation". And more, he was in "the theatre of operations" (that happened to be his neighborhood).

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  19. Re:Criminal Charges? - TFA by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    From TFA: each facing six charges including theft, unauthorized use of a computer, using a device to obtain unauthorized service and theft of data.

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  20. Cheating? In OUR schools? by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Let's face it.

    Cheating in college is rampant, it's just that most people are good at it.

    Like how you'll study your ass off at a test and get a 30, which was pretty high all things considered, then there's a group of Chinese students that get 100 on it but can't answer even basic questions about the material if you come to them and ask them since they did so.

    Or how companies complain that they'll hire an engineer who will have a degree and good GPA but doesn't even have a basic grasp of how their field of engineering works.

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  21. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by brainzach · · Score: 1

    The consequences of these tests affect people's careers so cheating is a really big deal.

    Licensing organizations take great efforts in maintaining the integrity of their exams because they can get sued if individuals get an unfair advantage/disadvantage. The consequences result in people wrongfully losing their jobs or companies hiring someone unqualified for the position.

  22. you forgot by publiclurker · · Score: 4, Funny

    3) since he pissed his doctor off, nobody will renew his anti-psychotic medication.

    1. Re:you forgot by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      3) since he pissed his doctor off, nobody will renew his anti-psychotic medication.

      Then it is 1), again. If a doctor is unprofessional enough to be offended by a psychotic pacient's remarks, he is not a good doctor.

      Note than I am talking about a clinical case and not someone who just is a screaming moron.

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  23. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Regardless of their field of expertise, no professional on Earth can be expected to know all the answers off the top of their head. However every professional should be expected to know how to find the answer in a timely manner. Debugging a human is much more difficult than debugging a PC, so for MD's in particular this often includes "reading manuals" or referring the patient to a specialist (ie: "asking experts").

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  24. Re:Criminal Charges? - TFA by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    We should add "crimes against humanity" or somesuch. Let me see a doctor cure the fractured skull I give him for fucking up my friends health and getting rich from it.

  25. medical ethics by epine · · Score: 1

    Your rich uncle dies and leaves you $30 million but *only* if you complete medical school by a set date, but he didn't understand the timeline and set the date too soon to be realistic *unless* you connive your entrance *before* you've had time to master the entrance exam.

    Of course, you could just walk into any admissions dept. with a lawyer attesting to the legitimacy of the will and the funds behind it, and explain how *very* generous you feel toward your prospective alma mater if the conditions of success were expedited. Young people sometimes take rules too seriously.

    A person's response to specific circumstances doesn't always dictate ethics over the long run, although most people who take this for granted discover otherwise.

    I'm not sure their medical careers are ruined. Pharmaceutical firms are always on the lookout for highly motivated sales reps capable of banalizing bonhomie with the white smocks on tropical fishing expeditions. They'd probably be good at holding one hand under the deck chair while passing themselves off as rabid fans of any college football team in America the good doctors happen to name.

    1. Re:medical ethics by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      banalizing bonhomie with the white smocks on tropical fishing expeditions

      I know that this really is a popular theory, but the most valuable thing I got from any pharmaceutical company while I was a resident was a free dinner - nice, worth about $50. Pretty good deal for someone making $45k for 80 hours a week. But a $50 dinner in return to listening to them hock a drug for an hour is just not compelling for the average practicing physician - he'd rather spend the hour working, make more than $50, and eat wherever he wants.

      Then I discovered the regular business world, where an acquaintance of mine who runs a small business expensed an entire trip to China with his business partner by meeting for an hour or two with the managers of the shop that actually make the custom products they sell. And where he writes off dinner with friends as "client entertainment" (because, hey, they are his clients) while actually splitting the bill with them - so he gets his half of the meal from pre-tax money. It's illegal to do that, assuming you can ever prove it - but since his friends pay about 35% less than retail, as long as it's in cash or kind, they sure won't be the ones who out him.

      Practically every other business out there manipulates the press by offering journalists great free swag. They spare no expense in order to win a juicy client. And yet pharma has forbidden itself to buy dinner for a guy and his wife (unless she's an MD or RN herself). The anti-pharma forces have won: it's not a compelling proposition for them anymore. It's probably the better way to be, mind you, but let's not pretend that doctors get free Caribbean vacations for prescribing NewStuff, nor that such behavior is considered anything more than routine in essentially every other industry.

  26. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by c0lo · · Score: 1

    I'd personally have no ethical qualms teaching students strategies for maximizing their scores,

    I would, if teaching them strategies to maximize their score competes on the time available to teach them what is actually needed (among others, how to think! Especially critical thinking seems to be let aside today's "education"; sometimes I feel this is on purpose, until Hanlon's Razor pops into my mind).

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  27. Is our doctors learning? by kgeiger · · Score: 1

    Q: What do you call the student who graduates last in class at Med School?

    A: Doctor.

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    1. Re:Is our doctors learning? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if the admissions and testing process are adequate, then they've earned it. And don't forget that there are varying degrees of prestige and pay scales in the medical world just like any other. A general practitioner working 35 hours a week at a small clinic in the sticks has a very different life than a pediatric cardiothoracic surgeon in a major city.

    2. Re:Is our doctors learning? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Q. And what do you call the one below him?

      A. A pharmacist.

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  28. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ha ha I don't think most people are good at it at all, it's easy to catch if/when the professors care:
    1. I know someone who's father is a professor in the US, and routinely catches cheaters. The irony is that they are frequently Indian students who are cheating because they need to keep their GPA very good in order to stay, and yet when they are caught.. yeah, they get send home.
    2. One of my ex-roommates (Chinese) cheated his way through everything, so he did great on homework, but very poorly on Mid-Terms and Final Exams. (Since they are harder to cheat on than homework, which can just be copied). The professors could have caught him easily if they wanted to.
    3. I know one professor at a community college who catches people cheating every other term or so. All he does is look for groups of people who got the same wrong answer. (Not just the same question wrong, but the same answer for that question). If this happens with more than a few questions on a test, it's pretty obvious that there is cheating going on. He always tells me "I just would hope if they were cheating, they would get all the answers right! But they always have a leader who gets them wrong..."
    4. More and more schools are using tools like TurnItIn, which compare what you submit to stuff on the internet. This makes it very easy to tell if you simply copy-pasted someone else's report and slapped your name on it - but PEOPLE STILL DO IT!! Unbelievable to me. They just want to be caught, or they are too lazy to even cheat right.
    5. A group of students in my MBA class (I know, sad) were caught cheating because when they were all supposed to be taking their tests independently at home online, they happened to show up to the test-taking software all using the same IP address (Because they were all at the same house), which the test program flagged for the professor. (Who then examines the answers and found... statistically unlikely similar patterns between the answers of the people who happened to share the same IP address during the test).

    Anyway most of the Chinese people I've met don't actually "cheat" (I mean according to the rules), but they study for the test and only for the test. They prioritize getting a 100 on the test over knowing and understanding the material. They take practice tests like 100 times and coach each other on how to take the test. They get past copies of the test, and lots of prep books (sometimes annotated in Chinese). By the time they take the real test, it's as if they've taken it for the 10th time. This is not unlike people who take SAP Prep courses, but they just do it on the cheap. As with any system of "teaching to the test", you will probably get good test results, but applying the material is a different issue. (Of course some of them actually cheat, but not most of them in my experience).

  29. Honestly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people are better off Googling their symptoms, a GP doctor is pretty much worthless and that knowledge could be accomplished in a two year degree.

    Doctor: "So your stomach hurts eh?"
    Me: "yes"
    Doctor: "You should go see a specialist"
    Me: "ya think? asshole."

    Do

  30. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by artor3 · · Score: 1

    Well, that does happen, but that's what the technical portion of interviews are for. Get a group of three or four engineers asking simple, rapid-fire questions about the field. You'll find out real quick whether or not your candidate knows their stuff. I swear to God, I've seen "engineers" who couldn't solve a quadratic equation without a calculator, or who thought Ohm's law was V = I/R.

  31. Re:Criminal Charges? - TFA by rhook · · Score: 1

    Passing the MCAT does not give one a license to practice medicine, it only allows them to get into medical school.

  32. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cramming and test strategies might be able to move you up a bit, but they still can't match knowledge base on most of these. I also kind of laugh at the idea that the GRE is some kind of high value test - anyone interested in the sciences will pretty much destroy the math section and verbal/writing don't really matter since half the department will be non-native speakers anyway. In the humanities, no one cares what your math score is and if you can't write or have a limited vocabulary, you aren't likely to pursue the subject. The SAT and ACT matter much more for undergrad because you are admitting students that could pursue degrees that require any of the areas they test as prerequisites, but for grad school, you know which of the parts are important and if you aren't going to ace the proper part from knowledge rather than strategy, you have badly misjudged your preparedness. I guess the one possible exception is adjusting to the weirdness of having such a limited word processor in the writing part - removing copy/paste is rather silly as restructuring a paper as it is being written is a very natural thing to do.

  33. Devil's Advocate by Barncs · · Score: 0

    While I cannot justify someone who lies to get what they don't deserve, I do have a certain level of respect for those who change the rules. There are individuals who do not 'test well' but are more than capable of practicing.

  34. I would have been appalled by this except by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    I would have been appalled by this except for the fact that those dirt bags are dealing with admissions douche bags. I might point out those are the same scum balls that said I wasn't serious when I applied even though I basically blew in excess of 100 grand to try to live out my dream of getting into med school. (True story btw. I went back to school when I was older and to take a chance for once in my life and go for the brass ring. I put in a couple years of my life and the opportunity cost was well north of $100K. I suppose I could also mention the same fellow also said that I didn't know what I was getting into less than 2 weeks after my dad died and yes I was there when he died and yes I helped take care of him in his last few months at home.) I say more power to them.

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  35. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on the ailment - for serious cancer treatment, I'd be appalled if the regimen were designed in under an hour without consulting some reference. For trauma surgery sure it is do or patient dies, but what fraction of health care does that represent? Many diagnoses require some type of lab test (again, outside consultation). What the MCAT is trying to do is make sure that you can deal with the terminology to learn enough to build off of as a doctor, no more, no less.

  36. Screening for appropriate skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although I don't entirely agree that MCAT is just testing regurgitation (it's much easier to learn everything on the test if you understand everything than if you just use brute force memorization), I don't agree with your concepts of what's necessary for being a doctor.

    Doctors don't need to be "thinkers", most doctors really do need to be automatons based on all the research done by others. Their ability to remember the variety of possible diagnoses and use various data points to determine the most likely one is paramount. Doctors for the most part don't really need to be innovating and thinking in creative ways.

    Note: I'm not saying what doctors do isn't useful or hard, I'm just saying that deep critical thinking isn't a a primary necessary skill.

    1. Re:Screening for appropriate skills by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      That seems to be the big problem with medical training.

      The medical community (along with technology) as a whole has done a great job bringing up the baseline life expectancy for the population over the course of the last few centuries. People don't, by and large, die of what used to be commonly fatal illnesses. They can even cure the plague (until it becomes resistant, at least.)

      But when it comes to the rare, outlier, but still treatable cases Drs are pretty much useless, unless you get lucky and get a physician who 1) can think independently 2) has enough time (read: few enough patients) to do so.

      What's scary about TV shows like "House" isn't that the doctor is being praised for breaking all the rules (though that is scary). It's that his diagnostic methods are used by such a minority of physicians that they are considered to be exemplary, even without the rule-breaking.

      To all physicians: Every time you come across a seemingly intractable case, do what House does. And by that I mean DON'T commit every conceivable serious ethical and legal infraction to solve the case, but DO get yourself a white board, write down the symptoms, sit down, and think about them. Think about them for awhile. Remember all those systems you learned in med school? You learned about them for a reason! And it wasn't just to catalog its symptoms and diseases in your long term memory.

      The body: It's like a machine, for crissake! Debug it!

    2. Re:Screening for appropriate skills by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      (People don't die of those diseases...in rich countries I mean. In poor countries it's still just awful.)

    3. Re:Screening for appropriate skills by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Do you remember that "House" is a TV Drama? It is like when, in CSI, they find ALL the tiny, minuscule evidence fragments, do not get distracted by false clues, have all that sci-fi technology and all the time in the world so, at the end, the criminal always is found and is ready to admit defeat. And, above all of that, they live for nothing else than for solving crimes.

      Item one would be cost... if you think your current healthcare is expensive, wait until you have to have 4 full time doctors(plus extra staff) devoted only to you for a week.

      Item two would be medicine itself... at House all illness are well catalogued, all have at least one distintive symptom, all symptoms are either present or absent. If you think it is realistic, let me remind you that 40% of all Parkinson cases are misdiagnosed.

      Item three is the know-it-all doctor that knows... well, all of it (from the effects of a drug retired from the market 30 years ago to the chemical composition of brazil nuts to the religious rites of whatever sect appears). Talk about deus ex machina.

      I mean, I expect that if I have a critical condition the doctor will spend more time with my case that he does when I go with a constipation. But I realize that there is a cost to it(*1) and, even without cost considerations, some illness are rare/comlicated enough to not admit a good diagnostic/treatment. If you find it sad, then remember that the last laugh is always at ayou.

      *1: Yes, a cost. Given the data of death causes, sometimes putting a $ into building more sport facilities/improving air quality/food safety is better than putting it into a doctor work minute. And remember that, one way or the other, as a society we are always going to pay for the services we use (more doctors means less people building other goods --> more expensive goods).

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    4. Re:Screening for appropriate skills by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      I'm under no illusions that House isn't firmly in the realm of the fictional. Obviously, every difficult case isn't going to have a happy ending, diseases aren't very clear cut, and doctors never have one patient at a time.

      Still, as someone who has had an intractable, difficult to diagnose, but still curable illness, I went through 8 doctors before one figured out what it was. The illness does have characteristic symptoms - they are multi-systemic, but if one of the doctors along the way had just sat down and thought about how things in the body relate and what was going on, I would have been diagnosed much sooner. Instead they couldn't wait to get me out the door with a new, overpowered prescription that didn't treat the problem(unnecessary prescriptions also raise the cost of health care.)

      No - doctors can't, and shouldn't, all be exactly like House. However, just the thinking like House would be nice.

  37. Re:Criminal Charges? - TFA by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    Think about it.

  38. You never experienced socialised health care! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    I am more than happy with the govt medical here in Australia, it is excellent.

    I feel sorry for those in the US who believed the stream of Republican lies thay are told about socialised medicine. No accountant of beurocrat gets to decide my treatment, only my doctor.

    So by all means go on believing the lies you have been told Archer B.

  39. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You only get two choices. The doctor who thinks he knows and won't check and the doctor who thinks he knows and will check. And apparently your preference is the doctor who refuses to consult reference material before making a decision.

  40. Interesting, but suspect... by Mathinker · · Score: 2

    The abstract of the article about Canada doesn't say anything about how they corrected for the fact that many more poor Americans wouldn't be good subjects for a clinical trial since they are just not being treated for their health problems (as noted in the UK article: "Just 9 per cent of low income homes say they have unmet care needs, compared to 52 per cent in the U.S. and 24 per cent in Germany.")

    Or were you assuming that this selection bias would actually make the results more accurate for someone who regularly reads Slashdot? This, ironically, could very well be the truth....

    Oh, and BTW, invariably after anyone posts an article from The Daily Mail, a bevy of UK Slashdotters point out that its standards of journalism aren't exactly stellar. Doesn't necessarily mean the information is wrong, but.... I'd double check it before using it for a serious personal decision.

  41. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it.

    Cheating in college is rampant, it's just that most people are good at it.

    Like how you'll study your ass off at a test and get a 30, which was pretty high all things considered, then there's a group of Chinese students that get 100 on it but can't answer even basic questions about the material if you come to them and ask them since they did so.

    Or how companies complain that they'll hire an engineer who will have a degree and good GPA but doesn't even have a basic grasp of how their field of engineering works.

    Not always cheating.... but more broadly: poor grading design. College in general does a really poor job of discovering truly smart/perceptive people that have a deep understanding of their field, no matter what major. What college rewards is doing the homework and memorizing before the tests.

    Which is all fine and good, rewarding motivation is how a lot of the world works, but motivation doesn't always last.... and even if it does, the particular kind of motivation that does well in college isn't usually the kind of motivation that does well in the real world. Motivation to discover new knowledge or even apply existing knowledge is much different from motivation to study existing knowledge for 10 hours a day.

  42. Re:abhorent by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    Taking my cue from the summary, you might be missing the "brains" axis.

    I think that cheating is very high up on the abohorrent list ... because "done right" it grows epic. The media likes to parade the dumb cheaters as a cheap schadenfreude ad-click generator. The smart cheaters blend it in better. So in your examples, the never did want to be a doctor - he just needs his degree to become a senior med insurance adjuster. His knowledge is good enough to know the vocab, and then using power plays he gets to cheat some more, Robin Cook style with his cohort in Pharma.

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  43. seemed clear to me by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    since he didn't want to cheat, he had trouble keeping up with the statistics of those who did cheat.
    'course, you have some super-students who can put up good numbers the right way.

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  44. Probably none by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The MCAT is just part of what it takes to get you in to med school. Ok well and good but you still then have to make it through med school, residency, and all that jazz. I suppose in theory someone could cheat their way all the way through but it is very unlikely. Most likely someone who managed to cheat on their MCAT and get in would fail out.

    While the cheaters thought getting in to med school was the hard part, it isn't. It is just a weed out like anything else in university.

    Same shit with SAT scores and general university admissions. Getting the SAT score required to get in isn't the hard part, all the rest is the hard part. It is just a weed out so that they don't waste their time on people who really can't handle it.

  45. Its Canada not USA ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Next time a "doctor" is about to put you under and saw through your sternum to operate on your heart, ask yourself the same question.

    I hope if I get to that point (heart problems run in my family) I've another citizenship besides USA in a country that doesn't try to shoehorn capitalism into medicine.

    I realize that the article and not the summary mentions that this occurred in *Richmond, B.C.*, but the icon for this article is a Canadian flag. FYI, I don't think the Canadian system is the shoehorning capitalism type. ;-)

  46. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

    I'd put it more down to what you know at test time doesn't translate to what you know a month later. I've had a conversation with someone from old classes where they couldn't remember a goddamned thing about the subject from a class we'd had together the previous semester. I studied with him, he knew the subject matter plenty at the time.

    Admittedly, the class wasn't in either of our majors, but it still seemed strange as hell to me (my recall may not be perfect, but I know some things as a result of every class I took).

    As for the piss poor grading techniques, essays have to be an even bigger offender. A lot of classes I took your grade was about 95% how good you were at writing.

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  47. Re:Quack alert by Xenna · · Score: 2

    Allopathy (as in 'allopathic schools') is a derogatory term used by purveyors of 'alternative' medicine (or quacks) to describe evidence based main stream medicine.

  48. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by RobertinXinyang · · Score: 1

    It is true that the Chinese study for the test, and only the test; but, they also cheat at levels that would make an Americans head spin. I could tell many stories; but, they would be dismissed as the anecdotes of teaching in China since 2006. However, enough anecdotes and a trend becomes apparent.

    I remember on class that declared that we no longer needed to prepare for a particular national level exam because they had pooled their money and purchased the answers. I was incredulous, I asked them who they had purchased the answers from.

    They told me that there was a man near the school gate that had a friend in the testing office and he was selling the answers. They had paid quite a bit of money for this list.

    I asked them the obvious question, do you think he is going to be at the gate to give you your money back if those answers turn out to be wrong? Let alone the personal loss that you will suffer if you fail one of your, only, two chances to pass this test?

    I then told them that I can sell them a list of randomly selected As', Bs', Cs', and Ds'; but, I I wouldn't because the list would be worthless. Just as worthless as the list they had purchased.

    I then went on with the lesson to prepare them for the exam, as if nothing had happened. Several of them stopped coming to class as they no longer need the information. After all, they already had the answers.

    You know where this ends; and that is exactly where it did end. The ones who stayed in class, less than a quarter of them, passed the test. The others, who stopped coming to class because they already had the answers, failed.

    I tell this story at the beginning of each Sophomore year (the test is in the second half of the Sophomore year). Yet, every year, a tremendous number of students fall for the same scam, and fail the test. Cheating is so deeply ingrained in the culture that they can not see any other way of doing things.

    Again, this is just one of so many stories. Further, note, in class the students told the teacher that, and and how, they were going to cheat. The teacher, me reported it, and no one cared. the school would have been perfectly happy if the students had successfully cheated because it would have bumped up their pass rate.

  49. Cheating can have financial consequences by Livius · · Score: 1

    Cheating is not victimless. If an unsuitable candidate gets into medical school and later drops out, the education system will be out a huge amount of money, and if there are student loans which go into default, there will be even more money lost that might be difficult or impossible to recover. That's without even considering the opportunity cost for a better candidate who won't be admitted because the cheater took up a seat.

  50. Re:Cheating? In OUR schools? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

    I do not think that is how thinks work. It will just benefit the ones that have recent experience related to the question. To put an example, an engineer doing work about unscratchable materials will quickly remember the hardness of quartz, while another one who has been working designing a power plant might not remember it just because it is not use.

    Speaking for myself, I have not had need to solve a quadratic equation in a long, long time. I think I still remember the method from back at high school, but if THAT is what proves how good an engineer I am.... OTOH, I do not remember how to manually calculate square roots, do that makes me unemployable?

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  51. Re:You never experienced socialised health care! by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I am more than happy with the govt medical here in Australia, it is excellent.

    I feel sorry for those in the US who believed the stream of Republican lies thay are told about socialised medicine. No accountant of beurocrat gets to decide my treatment, only my doctor.

    So by all means go on believing the lies you have been told Archer B.

    The "lies" I have been told have come in the form of raw statistics and "scare" stories about hospital overcrowding (does the Manchester Evening News count as a Republican controlled outfit?). I've also spoken to some of my Canadian friends who have been forced to come to the US for quality, expedient treatment. They could have gotten treatment in Canada, but were unwilling or unable to wait or would get better quality here and they were wiling/able to pay for it.

    I am very glad you like you the Australian run system and I sincerely hope you get to keep it. I don't think I've ever heard anything negative about health care in Australia so it must be top notch. Tell ya what... you stay there and keep your top notch government funded/run health care system and I'll stay here and keep my top notch, privately funded health care system. That way, we can both be happy. And when you see people bitching about a gov't run system, you tell to come to America where they can pay for themselves if they so desire and I'll send the people that want that gov't run system to you guys. See, we can all win here. I really don't understand why people would want to take away what I have in order to gain what they could easily obtain by moving to someplace that already has it. As a bonus, I get to keep mine too!

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  52. Hai folks Sanjay here can u help me with URGENT pr by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    oblem?????!!!!!

    Is ventracle big bit or small 1? Please do needful and revert.

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  53. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by greg1104 · · Score: 1

    Good luck Googling for the answer when your Cisco router is down. I have never used a vendor supplied documentation CD as heavily as the ones that came with my Cisco gear.

  54. retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A person who cheats is called a cheat. A cheater is a fucking leopard.

  55. turnabout is fun by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    One of my small pleasures in school was foiling cheaters. If I noticed someone cheating by looking at my answers on a multiple choice exam, I would shift all of my answers by one and when I finished I would shift them all back to the correct answer. :)

  56. Re:Hai folks Sanjay here can u help me with URGENT by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    That's you Dr. Nick isn't it?????

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  57. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by hedwards · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the tests are defective in that they can be readily gamed. The SATs are particularly notorious for being best predicted by the income bracket of the test taker due to all the prep classes out there. You're not going to do the students any favors by taking the moral high ground here. The tests just don't reward that sort of thing. People take the tests, get their scores and hopefully gain admission to the school of their choice.

  58. Uh What? by Cable · · Score: 1

    Now who lets people take iPhones to a college exam like an SAT exam? Back in the days I took such exams as ACT or SAT, we could not even take a calculator or digital watch with us. Now people can take an iPhone and trick others into answering for them?

    Seriously? Why not buy an eBook on the SAT and use that to look up answers, much cheaper and can study it before taking the test.

    "Hey belcher, what'd ya get for #31?

    "I don't know Moose, someone wrote in 'kiss my grits' for the number for answering the hypothesis." :)

  59. Re:You never experienced socialised health care! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    The difference archerB is I care about the fate of those who can't afford your private health care which is claimed to be so good, and dont get reasonable prices for medciation (one regularly hears of americans travelling to Canada to buy medication at reasonable prices) Why do we constantly hear of Doctors being sued in the US for malpractice if the system is so good I wonder.

    My point was that governments can and do run very good public health care systems, with great doctors and nurses.

    I am sure there are times when the same inadequacies you mention happen in the US health system,
    but hey its probably only poor people why should you care?

    Remember, your govt spends more pre capita on health care than mine does and still has
    no decent free health care, its just a reflection of a greedy and selfish societal attitude in the US of I"m all right stuff you".
     

  60. Re:Ok come down hard on MCAT but not for other tes by c0lo · · Score: 1

    You're not going to do the students any favors by taking the moral high ground here.

    I consider I've done them a favor in not becoming a teacher - even if, by qualification, I should - and switched career about 20 years ago. If I can't fight this stupidity, at least it is not me to damage them. (like in "First, do no harm"; if you can't, then do nothing)

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  61. Re:You never experienced socialised health care! by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    "Poor people" get cared for in the US, regardless of their ability to pay. It's not like they are just wheeled out of the hospital and thrown onto the street. Hospitals must treat patients by law. Whoever told you otherwise is lying.

    And still, it's easy to get health insurance. Hell even Walmart and McDonald's full time employees get health insurance. Even the old guy on a walker that greets you when you walk into Walmart has full coverage with a $20 copay and premiums that are the exact same as everyone else who works there. It's not hard to get health insurance. Oh, and company offered health insurance can not deny you because of pre-existing conditions. That's another lie I hear so often. (If you try to get health insurance yourself you can be denied, but not on company or group plans.) George W. Bush tried to eliminate that by allowing groups of people to join together and purchase health insurances like large companies do, but the Democrats shot it down because it was proposed by George W. Bush.

    And finally, I have lived under socialized health care. In the US Army, I got to experience what it was like to have the government pick my doctor, choose my procedure and how it would be carried out. I still remember the US Army dentist holding me down with his knee on my chest as his pried my wisdom teeth out with pliers. Sure, I couldn't feel what he was doing to my teeth because of the local anesthetic, but I could sure feel the cramp in my neck from trying to hold my head up. See, the doctor didn't care what I though about his bedside manner. It made no difference to him, his career or his life whatsoever. He was going to get paid and move on to his next patient. If I wasn't happy, tough. I had no recourse. I guess I could have filed a complaint with someone, but this is the government we are talking about here. The best I could hope for would be for whoever his superior was to have a talk with him. I would have no satisfaction. I was given the weekend off to heal with a bottle of Vicodin for the soreness in my mouth and neck.

    I had my other two wisdom teeth pulled after I left the Army by a civilian dentist. I walked into a clean waiting room, sat on a comfortable couch and watched TV for my five minute wait. I was then given a pill and went into the room with the dentist chair. Next thing I knew, I was done. I woke up on a small bed in a sleeping room by my girlfriend who was there to pick me up. I don't know what the doctor did and I don't care as I don't remember a thing. I was given my prescription for pain pills, a long list of do's and don't's and was even given a couple of courtesy calls throughout the week.

    See, there is a dentist on every corner. These guys want me to come back and be THEIR patient. They will do everything they can to make sure I have a pleasant experience... AT THE DENTIST!!!

    So, yeah. I've lived through socialized health care and it sucks. Even for the Army wives who had a short list of civilian doctors they could take their kids to said their health plans sucked, so it wasn't just the way they treated soldiers. When the government pays for something, it usually turns to crap, in the US at least.

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  62. Re:You never experienced socialised health care! by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I just read about the Austalian health care system, Medicare.
    There seems to an awful lot of people with private health insurance in Australia. Why is that? If the government pays 100% and gives such good service, why would anyone buy private insurance? And if you care about the fate of the poor who can't afford private insurance who have to wait at the public hospital, why are you not doing anything about? Why is the Australian government not paying for private insurance for the poor? Why should the rich get better coverage than those who can't afford it?

    BTW, here in the US, poor people can get Medicaid to pay for their medical expenses.

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  63. Allopathy by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    Explained most beautifully here:

    For those who don't know the jargon, "allopathic" is a homeopath's word. "Homeo"= same, "Allo"= other. So real doctors are "allopaths" because they treat diseases with something other than what homeopaths think causes the disease.

    Homeopaths actually regard this as a pejorative, which tells you just how fucking dumb this shit is.