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Skype Execs Purged On Eve of MS Takeover

jfruhlinger writes "You might think that the executive team that engineered a lucrative buyout for their company would be rewarded. But eight execs from Skype instead found themselves fired just before their company was formally taken over by Microsoft. It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction."

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  1. Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond

    There must be SOME way I can blame this on evil Microsoft. Were the fired execs open source, by any chance?

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    1. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Enry · · Score: 2

      They wouldn't have been fired if MSFT didn't buy Skype?

    2. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Minter92 · · Score: 1

      No No No.. you are behind the times.. now we blame everything on Apple..... and sometimes google.

    3. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2

      I like it better like this, I would've hated to give MS credit for firing a bunch of the overpaid freeloading bastards.

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    4. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And you know they are "overpaid freeloading bastards" how?

    5. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      How many similarly paid, highly ranked were not let go?

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    6. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by captain_sweatpants · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You must not have noticed the reference to them being executives.

    7. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by s73v3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So some other overpaid freeloading bastards (The VCs) fired some other overpaid, freeloading bastards (The Execs)?

    8. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      There must be SOME way I can blame this on evil Microsoft. Were the fired execs open source, by any chance?

      It would appear so... they definitely got forked!

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    9. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Zeek40 · · Score: 2

      At least VC's are taking risks and stand to actually lose money if they screw up and invest in a crappy company. Executives are obscenely overpaid if they don't screw up and eve if they do screw up and drive the company into the ground, their "punishment" for doing their job so poorly is generally a multi-million dollar golden parachute.

    10. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Yes because all executives are freeloaders. Jack Welch was a free loader, the head guys at Google are free loaders, etc.

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    11. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by nschubach · · Score: 1

      It shows you who wears the pants in that relationship.

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    12. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people think of Jack Welch more as a psychopath.

    13. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by toppavak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but it would have been possible for them to make a lot more money out of the process if they were fired afterwards. Typically stock paid to execs have to vest over a period for ex. every year 20% of your stock vests over 5 years. If the execs were not fully vested, the acquisition event would have triggered an instant vest clause and they could have cashed out on their entire package. If they were fired before the acquisition, any stock that had not yet vested would simply be lost, reducing the total amount of stock Skype had issued and increasing the value of the stock held by the equity firms. They were stabbed in the back by their own financiers- not an uncommon occurrence. It serves you well to vette the VCs you work with every bit as much as they're going to vette you.

    14. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Skype was moving towards an IPO until they got the offer from Microsoft. I suspect that the people behind this decision were going to make it either way. After all, every million dollars they don't give to one of the people who created something of value, is a million dollars they can stuff in their own pockets.

    15. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by macs4all · · Score: 1

      It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond

      There must be SOME way I can blame this on evil Microsoft. Were the fired execs open source, by any chance?

      I think most humans are closed-source, actually, unless you count the Human Genome Project output as source code.

    16. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by perpenso · · Score: 1

      It shows you who wears the pants in that relationship.

      In entrepreneurship type classes in business school they are very clear to have your own mergers and acquisitions lawyer to review terms and contracts, don't rely on the official lawyer who is really the VC's lawyer. In school they reinforce this idea with numerous stories like this slashdot posting. You can't prevent yourself from being dismissed but you can make sure you don't leave empty handed.

    17. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yea, and there are actually white dudes who can play basketball, black dudes with no rhythm, and asians who suck at math AND can drive a car safely. But those are all exceptions to the generalization and you'd be an idiot to anyone who wasn't a pedantic fuck or a overly sensitive politically correct fairy.

      You can point out exceptions to a generalization ALL DAY LONG and it doesn't matter as they are exceptions, not the norm. Yes, a few companies have execs that don't suck, but in generally, execs are lazy over paid greedy useless fucks.

      Just finding an exception doesn't change the generalization, it just points out your inability to comprehend the difference between a statement of pure fact and a generalization used to make a point.

      But hey, being pedantic douche always makes you friends at parties.

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    18. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently they were wearing vest and shouting 'Yippee!' , people confused them for John mcClane.

    19. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      >At least VC's passive investors are taking risks and stand to actually lose money if VC Executives screw up and invest in a crappy company. VC Executives are obscenely overpaid if they don't screw up and even if they do screw up and drive the fund into the ground, their "punishment" for doing their job so poorly is generally a multi-million dollar golden fee, and another try at the table in the next boom.

      FTFY

    20. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can agree with that. I was more thinking about VC from individual investors because those are the only kind I have any experiencing dealing with.

    21. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Actually you can. If you have any concept of how things work, its trivial to connect the dots. That of course, doesn't mean there actually are dots to connect. Flip a coin.

      Having said that, chances are these guys will be able to sued the shit out of them and with Microsoft's deep pockets, doing so becomes far, far more attractive.

    22. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Most people think of Jack Welch more as a psychopath.

      Absolutely.

    23. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a moron. How the hell do you know they were "overpaid"? Think of the millions upon millions of startups that fail, then realize that these people are literally the top .0001% of their profession.

      I god damn hate these little dipshits that automatically demonize people who make a lot of money. Fuck you. I, for one, would like to have a beer with these guys and ask them how they did it. Not a god damn thing wrong with gettin' paid.

    24. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by captain_sweatpants · · Score: 1

      Great post! Insightful and funny! Unfortunately my mod points are no good here, but well done sir.

    25. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      There must be SOME way I can blame this on evil Microsoft. Were the fired execs open source, by any chance?

      Forget blaming Microsoft for the moment. What we really need is a 9th-dupe of "Skype Alternatives for Linux" to get posted to Slashdot! Quick someone! Anyone!

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    26. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Yup. It doesn't matter whether it's an individual VC or a company. They're in it for the money, and will get it any way they can. Many an entrepreneur has lost their shirt not as a result of a poor business plan or poor execution, but by not fully understanding the VC contract they sign.

    27. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Been there. Done that.

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    28. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      You FOOL! This is obviously the latest ploy to control the walled garden by Steve Jobs koolaid fanbois blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

    29. Re:Ah, but I wanted to blame Microsoft by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Their Golden parachutes candle sticked and they all plummeted to the ground and they expired.

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  2. The invisible hand of captialism by Pope · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Always seems to be carrying a very sharp sword.

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    1. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take getting fired over getting "purged" any day, thanks! Especially when it falls within the contract that I signed voluntarily, knowing that if it didn't, there is actually something I can do about it!

    2. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 0

      I find it extremely hard to believe that Microsoft would exist anywhere near its current dominant position if we actually did have capitalism. Instead, we have government protection of intellectual property, which is essentially the foundation of Microsoft's entire business model. Government force is not capitalism.

    3. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by dynamo · · Score: 1

      "I find it extremely hard to believe that Microsoft would exist anywhere near its current dominant position if we actually did have capitalism."

      Damn straight.

    4. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Considering that there is no specific definition of capitalism; and that the American economy has to greater or less extent all of the agreed-upon components of capitalism... that's a rather sweeping statement you've made there. You've implied that government protection of intellectual property is fundamentally incompatible with a capitalist economic system, but haven't provided anything that proves it.

    5. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2

      I'm curious how you imagine that world to be.

      It's not like we don't have an open source version of near every kind of software Microsoft makes.

      In the sense that no one would sink the resources that Microsoft has into developing the likes of a Windows or an Office if it was completely legal for everyone to just directly copy it? Yeah, that's probably true -- but then the free closest equivalents we have today probably wouldn't be as far along, in general, either.

    6. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Palpatine_li · · Score: 1

      how is government protection of intellectual property fundamentally different from protection of property, which capitalism has to base on?

    7. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better question in that case is - would the industry as a whole be more advanced than now, or would it be less advanced?

      Without government protection of intellectual property, how would the companies protect their stuff? A shit-load of DRM? No open standards?

    8. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by s73v3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, this argument is retarded, as everyone else in the sector enjoys the same protections on their software. Basically, it says, "If I could compete with Microsoft by selling their OS, Microsoft Windows, then they wouldn't be a monopoly." Basically saying that, if you could just clone their software and compete with them by selling the same thing, yet you without all the R&D costs that Microsoft put into it, then there'd be "competition".

      This also completely ignores the fact that Microsoft forced a bunch of OEMs to pay them royalties on all computers, even those without Windows, in blatant violation of all anti-trust laws and anti-competition laws. Face it, Microsoft became a monopoly of their own doing, not by being propped up by "government."

    9. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Government force is not capitalism.

      Who enforces contracts?

      Government force is required for capitalism to exist.

    10. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because physical property is naturally scarce. If I'm using a plot of land, you can't use the same plot of land. Hence, we have a conflict that physical property law resolves. Intellectual property has no built-in scarcity. In fact, IP laws actually create artificial scarcity where none exists.

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    11. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      If we actually had capitalism, I doubt Microsoft would even exist. Corporations are an artifact from mercantilism.

    12. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Always seems to be carrying a very sharp sword.

      There's always voting with your dollars, take them elsewhere - helps blunt such swords.

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    13. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 4, Informative
      "It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction."

      I'll let you into a secret, they knew, probably got paid well and Microsoft were in on it.

      1) As an exec in company like this you come in with a contract that has all departure routes covered, outside being fired for cause. It's standard practice and if you didn't require it, you wouldn't be doing that job. So yes, they were made whole and that means a lot of cash, probably a chunk of equity prior to the sale.

      2) Microsoft negotiated the options for the buy out and that means assessing and pruning the management at Skype, before the sale. Skype didn't just futz with the company on the eve of the sale. Removing the folks MS don't want before the sale takes the focus off of MS for clearing out who it doesn't want. It would be a negotiated point.

      3) My guess is that these execs are M&A (Mergers and Acquisition) specialists. They were likely specifically bought in to engineer something like this. So they've done their job and they'll move on to the next.

      You don't sell/buy something for $8.5 billion and not talk about everything. Trust me, everybody knew way before now who was staying, who was leaving and how much money they were going to make.

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    14. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by cavreader · · Score: 1

      So you would prefer the state telling you what technology you can use as well as dictate how you can use that technology? MS became dominate because they got in on the ground floor of the personal computing technology explosion and was able to get a head start in dominating the sector. This was primarily because the larger exisitng IT companies at the time were slow in recognizing the potential of personal computing technology and were to set in their ways to respond effectively when they finally did recognize the potential. MS success was not because they offered better technology they were just able to manage their technology offerings in the market place better than others at the time. As a business they were no more ruthless than any other company in any other industry looking to maximize their performance and increase market share. That's part of what capitalism is all about and it is not always a bad thing when it drives competition and encourages risk taking from those trying to make a success of themselves. Giving away time, products, and accumalated knowledge in a communal environment for free is a noble endeavor but in the end you still need to eat. Apple did the same thing as MS although they took a slightly different path but that path was still driven by 100% capitalism. It's only taking 20 years for the market and the technology to change to a different paradigm where MS has lost most of it's previous advantages over the other players. And that is a good thing because new ideas grow faster in an environment free of restrictive layers of corporate management.

    15. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      Nothing invisible about capitalism really. We all knew the details pretty much instantly. You want to see an invisible hand? How about the Patriot Act? And now we've got a president who just decided several weeks ago to bomb Libya to a pulp without having to ask anyone's permission. Thanks but, I'll keep what little capitalism we have left.

    16. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I find it extremely hard to believe that Microsoft would exist anywhere near its current dominant position if we actually did have capitalism.

      I may have misunderstood your assertion, but Microsoft exists because of capitalism. Your quixotic view of intellectual property doesn't really apply to the origins of Microsoft. Microsoft is a product of being at the right place and at the right time. They understood the market and delivered what the customer wanted. Their market share reached critical mass and from it they were able to dominate the desktop market.

      Momentum is what kept them dominant not governmental intervention. If you were a PC manufacturer which OS would you choose to put on your machine? Something obscure or something that is on the majority of machines on the market? Would you install an OS that had a thriving software market where people could purchased software off of the shelf or something that allowed you to download not quite ready for mass consumption freeware while being almost totally incompatible to the software that people want to purchase or may already have on their older machine? This is the dilemma that alternative OS manufacturers and enthusiasts have to deal with - not government intervention.

      Also the lack of government intervention helped Microsoft gain even larger share of the software universe. Being the de facto OS gave them the ability to handicap other software vendors that wrote competing applications. This was capitalism at its finest.

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    17. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by nschubach · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft had no legal backing for forcing you to license software then you could sell your copy of Windows after you were done with it and/or transfer it to another PC. Since it's product is virtual, easily replicable, and easily transferable, they need government protection in order to continue to do business they way that they are. In most ways, it's precisely the same protection given to the _IAAs.

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    18. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by afidel · · Score: 1

      You don't think private property rights are a cornerstone of capitalism? That must be a very different definition than all the ones I'm familiar with.

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    19. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      3) My guess is that these execs are M&A (Mergers and Acquisition) specialists

      I don't know the internals of the company but the titles of the execs suggest that at least some were on the operational side. Also the article in PC world notes that only a few were recent additions.

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    20. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by artor3 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering how the haters would find a way to blame MS for this. Thanks for that.

    21. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Ahm, no. Microsoft got it's dominant position because it was early and there is network affects to be had by everyone using the same platform. That would have been the case whether it was MS or Apple or VMS, or OS/2 that got market share. One could argue that MS is more open than the large competitors those days. They made windows to run on any PC compatible hardware. Not just something you bought from Apple or IBM. I think it is the right tradeoff for most people, freedom in choice of hardware and everyone having compatible software for the network affects. You can find other ways of doing things if you wish but a lot of companies are willing to fork out a few hundred dollars per desktop to make sure that they will be able to work with the customers, suppliers etc.

    22. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      You are very wrong. Microsoft's advantage is built entirely on intellectual property protection. Without it, people would be able to sell used copies of windows and they wouldn't have made even close to the same amount of money. The only reason they were able to force OEMs to pay royalties is because of the government's intellectual property laws.

    23. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 2

      Contracts could be enforced on a voluntary basis.

    24. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      No, you have it backwards. IP is the government telling you what technology you can use by delegating the power to exclude you from using certain arrangements of bits to those who have the money to pay the lawyers to shake you down in court. The actual stock of productive capital (which means useful things and useful information, not the money which is just a representation) is reduced by limiting the distribution of information beyond the minimum that may be needed to encourage its creation.

      Microsoft invented very little of what it sold - often others introduced things, were ripped off by Microsoft, and then crushed by MS lawyers who had far greater funding than the smaller entities. Microsoft took few risks, was never first to market with anything innovative and useful.

      Capitalism in the sense of a system with the goal of increasing productive capital as much as possible would be a good thing, provided "productive capital" is defined in the right way. "Capitalism" as it exists today has not gotten that definition right, instead getting hung up on gaming the monetary layer of indirection, squabbling over the map while the territory goes to hell.

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    25. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      Private property rights, yes. Intellectual property, no.

    26. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by nschubach · · Score: 1

      One could argue that true Capitalism allows me to sell to you a product I bought from someone else at whatever cost I see fit. If I buy a hose from the hardware store, use it once and sell it in a garage sale, that's capitalism. I paid a fair wage for a service that I needed and I sold that product when I was finished with it. If I finish with my Windows disks and decide that I can sell it to you and recoup my original investment then I live in a free capitalist society. The only difference here is that I still maintain a copy of said good, meaning that the actual residual value of that good continues to shrink toward the $0 mark.

      Government protection allowed them to sell easily replicable goods at a price set by themselves. Sure, there was some backroom deals with OEMs, but the product they were selling was an artificially protected good and required that the OEM purchase a license for each copy which defies true capitalism.

      A truly capitalist society continues to attempt to produce a demanded good cheaper than their competition. If you make walking sticks and sell them for $50, I should be able to make a walking stick and sell it for $25 if I can afford to do so. With limitations on copyright, that throws a government wrench in the milling machine of your competition forcing them to stop producing a product cheaper than you can merely to protect your market. The software industry in it's current state defies capitalism.

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    27. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      Having some components of capitalism is very different from actually having capitalism. Microsoft is a direct result of not having capitalism when it comes to so-called intellectual property. To help see why it is fundamentally incompatible, read this.

      http://mises.org/journals/jls/15_2/15_2_1.pdf

    28. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      This might help explain it better than I could. People don't just stop coming up with ideas. The first mover is a real advantage.

      http://levine.sscnet.ucla.edu/general/intellectual/against.htm

    29. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      If by "capitalism at its finest" you mean unethical and illegal conduct, breaking contractual obligations, using the law as a club against competitors with better products while breaking the law itself and lying to customers to harm competitors, then sure, you're right. I think you're being a little harsh on capitalism, though, by holding Microsoft up as its paragon.

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    30. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by yarnosh · · Score: 1

      Enforcing intellectual property "rights" is enforcing artificial scarcity and that is antithetical to capitalism, if you think it. It is a government sanctioned monopoly, temporary as it may be.

    31. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I find it extremely hard to believe that Microsoft would exist anywhere near its current dominant position if we actually did have capitalism. Instead, we have government protection of intellectual property, which is essentially the foundation of Microsoft's entire business model. Government force is not capitalism.

      Actually, the foundation of Microsoft appears to have been built on theft of computer resources (Havard's PDP-10), and double-crossing their Employer (MITS). The fact that the Court sided with Microsoft on that double-cross notwithstanding.

    32. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by strabo · · Score: 2

      3) My guess is that these execs are M&A (Mergers and Acquisition) specialists. They were likely specifically bought in to engineer something like this. So they've done their job and they'll move on to the next.

      Doesn't look that way, but I agree on all of your other points.

      The departures included David Gurle, vice president and general manager for Skype for Business; Don Albert, vice president and general manager for the Americas and Advertising; Doug Bewsher, chief marketing officer; Christopher Dean, head of consumer market business development; Russ Shaw, vice president and general manager; and Anne Gillespie, head of human resources. Two executives who joined Skype following its acquisition earlier this year of video-sharing utility Qik have also left. They are Qik founder Ramu Sunkara and senior vice president Allyson Campa.

    33. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by yarnosh · · Score: 2

      A better question in that case is - would the industry as a whole be more advanced than now, or would it be less advanced?

      I don't think we know.

      Without government protection of intellectual property, how would the companies protect their stuff?

      Maybe they wouldn't. If it was generally accepted that nobody can own an idea, maybe companies would shamlessly copy each other and all advancement would be based on that. You'd be driven by making someone else's idea better and then they would in turn build on your innovations. I saw an interesting lecture (TED, maybe?) about how this works in the fashion industry. In fashion, designs are not protected and what happens is that you develop a culture where you build off of other people rather than trying to "protect your stuff." I could see technology moving just as fast if not faster if companies couldn't rest on their laurels... if they always had to be innovating to stay one step a head of the copy-cats. And you certainly wouldn't have mega corps/monopolies like MSFT because they rely so heavily on intellectual property rights to maintain their dominance.

      On the downside, I think the world would look a lot like Linux, extremely fragmented despite plenty of open standards. You wouldn't have any one company providing a coherent vision. JUst a bunch of smaller groups vying for dominance or at least a small piece of mind share.

      Either way, I think the technology landscape would be very different. And it isn't valid to try to take the existing landscape and simply apply the new rules to it because obviously many companies would flat out fail without intellectual property protection. The question is: What if intellectual property had never been enforced in the first place?

      A shit-load of DRM?

      Sure, companies could implement some protections as they do now against copying. It might go against the above mentioend culture shift, but it is not outside of their rights. I think you'd see more software become a service rather than a product.

      No open standards?

      The opposite. Technology would be based on open standards. THere might be more, redundant standards, but they'd be open. Look at Linux packages, for example. All open, but no one to rule them all.

    34. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see executives - especially the ones that apparently worked the details of this buyout; with full expectation they will be handsomely rewarded, treated like the little guy and axed with nothing.

      This should put all *Executives* on notice - your jobs are now in jeopardy and even more so since publicly traded companies are beginning to realize they can definitely run a company with low paid executives offshore.

      Welcome to our boat. LOL it all goes and comes around and America's way to becoming a third world country.

    35. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by cavreader · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft invented very little of what it sold - often others introduced things, were ripped off by Microsoft, and then crushed by MS lawyers who had far greater funding than the smaller entities. Microsoft took few risks, was never first to market with anything innovative and useful." I specifically said MS did not obtain their market share becuase their technology was better than anyone elses. I don't know if MS "ripping off" technology maybe they were just ahead of the curve in the open source arena. I do know they bought a hell of a lot technology from their smaller competitors who were more than willing to take the payday. They did no more than Apple is doing today when they incorporate functionality into their OS from apps submitted to their appStore with little or no compensation to the developers. As far as innovative or useful I think the GUI falls into the useful category.cAt least judging by the number of people using it over the years.

    36. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I think you're being a little harsh on capitalism, though, by holding Microsoft up as its paragon.

      Why not? Most readers on this website know Microsoft. Besides when a republican talks about the "free market" and justify cutting funds to agencies that enforce regulations on commerce in the name of a "free market", the best way to describe this free market is to lift up one of its champions which is Microsoft.

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    37. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by slew · · Score: 1

      Intellectual property has no built-in scarcity. In fact, IP laws actually create artificial scarcity where none exists.

      Actually, I like to think of it as IP laws create value where none exists. Of course those of us who get paid for intellectual or creative pursuits owe our livelihood to IP laws. Without some form of IP laws (like there were in the past), there's no multiplicitive factor in your work output and we'd be creating real scarcity in other ways.

      I can't speak too much on the creative side, but as an alternate example, in many industries, professional licensing is used to create artificial scarcity. In electrical "Engineering", you technically have to have a PE (professional engineering) license to call youself an engineer and to offer consulting engineering services to other people. However to get the actual license, in addition to passing the PE test administered by a board (which isn't too much different in scope compared other professional tests like the BAR or CPA or medical Boards), you must have graduated from an accredited school (or do a 6 year apprentiship working for a PE).

      FWIW, I tried this route, but eventually gave it up because my undergrad school wasn't accredited (and it wasn't a fly-by-night school either, it was Caltech) and I couldn't find any company that I could work for a PE (since nobody has a PE in eletrical engineering in this industry outside of government contractors, and when I graduated long ago, jobs in that area were very scarce). So I just went down the computer industry route where they didn't care about PE licensing.

      In the medical field, they just artificially limit the number of seats in accredited medical schools to create scarcity. In law, they basically didn't do this and you get a glut of lawyers.

      So I guess the question is are IP laws that create scarcity better than licensing laws that create scarcity? I don't know, but I suspect the industry would look much different today if we had gone down the licensing path instead. Would organizations create artifical scarcity of computers and only gild member have access to programming?

      On the otherhand, if we had gone down the path of no scarcity, I suspect all this offshoring that people complain about today, would most certainly have happened long ago as off shore companies would just copy stuff and ship it to the US. In fact if I recall correctly, Samuel Slater basically stole the plans for the spinning wheel from textile factories in Britian and bascially set up shop in the "colonies" and allowed it to basically undercut the British industry.

    38. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Nothing prevents you from buying retail boxes of Windows from a wholesaler and reselling them at any price you want. I'm sure you'd want to make a profit so you'll need to sell it for more than you bought it for. Also you need to actually make a sale so you'll need to price it close to what everyone else is selling it for.

      Oh wait... You already knew that. You were just making a lame attempt at justifying piracy.

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    39. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      That doesn't really answer my question.

      Frankly, it doesn't speak well to the unique problems of software at all.

    40. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by l8trvader · · Score: 1

      Pope, the title of your post (and the completion of the sentence) is the best expression I've heard in decades. +1.

    41. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by wavedeform · · Score: 1

      If you were going to design the perfect pickpocket, invisible hands would be one of the first things you'd include.

    42. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      You seem to have already answered your own question. You pointed that there are FOSS equivalents for almost everything Microsoft makes. Thus somebody did already sink enough resources to develop such products despite it being legal for anybody to copy them.

    43. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Well, no, not necessarily.

      It's much easier to copy something that already exists than create something genuinely new.

      Traditionally, FOSS has been best at two things:
      1) Making things developers specifically care about (text editors, IDEs, source control, etc), and
      2) Mimicing things that already exist.

      Because something like OpenOffice, overall, doesn't fall into (1), I don't think it'd be anywhere close to as powerful as it is today if there weren't non-free office software (chiefly MS Office, in practice) to mimic.

    44. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ruthless enforcement of trademark laws, code obfuscation, NDAs or other licensing (contract law). Consider that list to be in order of effectiveness.

      Commercial software might just vanish from the Internet, gone with the buggy whip. What a nice pipe dream. I'll have what I'm smoking!

    45. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Because physical property is naturally scarce. If I'm using a plot of land, you can't use the same plot of land. Hence, we have a conflict that physical property law resolves. Intellectual property has no built-in scarcity. In fact, IP laws actually create artificial scarcity where none exists.

      Ordinarily, I would come down on the "I hate software patents" side of an argument. But to say that there is no "scarcity" in a particular idea is patently (haha) absurd. Once an idea is "thunk up", that idea can never be "thunk up" again. I don't mean that a better, more efficient, idea, that solves the same need as the other idea can't happen. In fact, that is exactly what zillions of "hardware" patents are based on. But in IP, a particular method, algorithm, or process is unique; just as unique as a particular method, apparatus or process is unique in meatspace. And therefore, I must resist an argument that, just because an "invention" isn't tangible, that it therefore necessarily follows that it is not a "real" invention.

      Afterall, if you thunk up some hyper-efficient method for doing something, whether it be in "hardware" or "software", wouldn't you be running to a patent attorney?

      Be honest.

    46. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand what I mean by "scarcity". I mean that if you think up a unique idea, my using of that idea does not prevent you in anyway from also using it at the same time. What you refer to as "scarcity" sounds more like "credit" for discovering something first, which obviously is limited to whomever comes up with the idea. My reasoning for "running to a patent attorney", as you put it, would be to ensure that I get credit for whatever invention I came up with. In our current system, "credit" means that I'm the only one who is allowed to make money off my invention for a certain amount of time.

      Now I argue that if the issue is recognition of a useful invention and monetary compensation, we ought to be able to handle this without imposing restrictions on other people making use of this idea. After all, isn't the way new ideas come about by building on older ones? Everybody is standing on the shoulders of giants, but they act like they're standing completely on their own. I thoroughly believe that this kind of thinking about IP is leading us towards a complete stagnation of real innovation that could progress us as a species. Eventually, everything will be tied up in IP and nobody will be able to create anything new.

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    47. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by westlake · · Score: 1

      Intellectual property has no built-in scarcity

      Distribution is not production.

      With Cars 2, Pixar will have released twelve feature films in sixteen years. Brad Bird, who is 53, has directed three animated features, beginning with the Iron Giant in 1999.

      Talent at this level is rare and spent prodigiously on projects that may be five to ten years in development.

    48. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      No they couldn't.

      If the contract says "Both parties agree to enforce this contract with Voluntary Arbitration Council X" and then one side says "Screw you, and your little arbitration council too!", what legal recourse is there which doesn't involve government force or mafia violence?

    49. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      most likely scenario:

      The new executives who were Friends Of The Private Equity Partners get lots of money, and the long-time executives who weren't, get the shaft.

    50. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      I don't see why private security companies or voluntary collectives couldn't do the job. David Friedman explained it pretty well.

      http://www.daviddfriedman.com/Libertarian/Machinery_of_Freedom/MofF_Chapter_29.html

    51. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a recent documentary of the 08 banking crash.

      When BoA was to buy Merrill Lynch, they expected the final agreement to be done by 10pm, but ended up discussing severance packages for various execs well into 1am!

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    52. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by nschubach · · Score: 1

      It's not about Piracy. It's about Secondary Sales. Once your retail box has been used, you cannot sell it. If you buy a car and use it, there's nothing stopping you from selling it because you own it. In Software, you don't own it because of an artificial restriction on Capitalism by the government making it not true Capitalism.

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    53. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Nope you disqualified second sale with " The only difference here is that I still maintain a copy of said good...". The idea of second sale is that you sell the disks to another person, transfer the license to the that person, forfeit your use of that license and destroy your copies of said good. To do otherwise is copyright infringement (aka piracy).

      Nice try.

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    54. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Funny sense of history you have. By your definition, Google was created from the theft of computer resources from Stanford.

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    55. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Well good thing the US founding fathers knew better and gave us a constitutional right to have intellectual property!

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    56. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Said "disqualification" is artificial. You seem to be overlooking this part keeping yourself in the magic land of intellectual property.

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    57. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll let you into my imagination.

      1. Here's a guess.

      2. Here's some speculation.

      3. And a conjecture.

      To summarize. I don't know any more than you.

    58. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by cynyr · · Score: 1

      you mean "./configure && make && make install" packed in a tar file isn't the one ring?

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    59. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I argue that if the issue is recognition of a useful invention and monetary compensation, we ought to be able to handle this without imposing restrictions on other people making use of this idea.

      The main 'use' patents protect against is some coming along and making all of the money off of your idea with out doing any of the inventing. If you invent the perpetual motion engine and the next day GM 'makes use' of this invention and starts selling the 'Dorkmaster Flek' engine (recognition), giving you none of the money, you have lost all monetary compensation. Instead, for the duration of the patent, GM can still sell the engine (and improve upon it), except they have to license the patent from you (monetary compensation).

    60. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by yarnosh · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't because it isn't a "package" and won't run on every Linux system because you haven't included the dependencies.

    61. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Oh, private security companies would absolutely do the job. In fact, they'd go even further and write a contract for you that they will enforce. It would say something "you agree to pay us $X every year; we agree to not anally rape you in return".

      But, since it's a contract freely entered by two parties, it's clearly much better than paying that same $X in taxes. After all, you can always try to find some other company which will promise to not rape you for $Y<X. And if there isn't such a thing, well, you're free to start your own, and rape other people! Anarcho-capitalism FTW.

    62. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by macs4all · · Score: 1

      If you will note, it wasn't my "sense of history", it was Wikipedia's.

      Go argue with them. I just read it when I was reading about Ed Roberts a few nights ago.

      And maybe Google was created from the theft of computer resources from Stanford...

    63. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by macs4all · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand what I mean by "scarcity". I mean that if you think up a unique idea, my using of that idea does not prevent you in anyway from also using it at the same time.

      No it doesn't. No more than someone selling a patented meatspace invention keeps you from building the same thing for your own use. But that isn't the point. Patents are just the social embodiment of marking territory. So, whether you pee on a tree in "your" yard, or file a patent on an idea, the effect is the same: You are saying "This belongs to me. Stay out, or you will be attacked!" And whether the "attack" comes by tooth and claw or by letter and lawsuit, makes no difference.

      But, just like the pee on the tree fades in time; so does the patent protection. After awhile, the territory (invention) reverts to the wild (becomes non-protected). But during the time the urine smell is fresh, others are ill-advised to move in.

      And that is not a bad thing.

    64. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Would you care to elaborate what you would see as the capitalist ideal?

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    65. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      Right, because all the private security companies that currently exist today build their business on anally raping people. And the only thing that prevents people from getting anally raped today is the existence of a relatively small number of expensive donut munchers in blue costume. Lol.

    66. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And the only thing that prevents people from getting anally raped today is the existence of a relatively small number of expensive donut munchers in blue costume. Lol.

      Not really. You pay your taxes, do you? Just because you call the private security company that gets the money "government", doesn't really change that much. They just happen to be one with biggest guns around.

      But if you remove them from the picture, guess what? You're just going to pay to the next biggest one in line (and if there isn't any, then, as soon as you get rid of your government, there will be).

      The other notable difference between a government and a private security company is that (our) governments are democratic, at least to some extent - and it took us several centuries to get there from the original meaning of government as a feudal's private army. Anarcho-capitalism, if implemented, will, in effect just get us back to that early feudalism society, which will eventually evolve back into the same thing we see today - warlords fighting for power between themselves using population as resources, with the strongest faction winning and centralizing to form a nation-state. Make no mistake, we've been there already. Governments are inevitable, because in a war, a centralized state always dominates.

    67. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Here's a history of the lawsuits Microsoft has lost through 2003: http://www.aaxnet.com/topics/msinc.html .
      Many of these were MS ripping off competitors. These are just the cases where the victims could stick it out financially for long enough to see the lawsuits through.

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    68. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      If you can choose who you pay for security, there will be more competition in providers, better service, and lower costs. That is how economics works in every other industry, and there is absolutely no reason it would be any different here. It makes no sense to say that anarcho-capitalism would evolve back to feudalism. European feudalism evolved directly from the old Roman government.

    69. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If you can choose who you pay for security, there will be more competition in providers, better service, and lower costs.

      You still ignore the main point. If you have to pay someone else for your own security, then you're simply not in a position to choose - someone else (who can guarantee their security) will come and impose their choice on you. In practice, this will be the same folk who "provide security", because in order to provide any meaningful security, they have to have the biggest guns and best trained troops on the block. And once they have all that, why do you think they'd be content to just accept contracts for money, rather than come in force and make people pay them lest "something bad" happens? Historically, it's always been the latter in the lack of centralized government, and all centralized governments have at their roots the most successful warlord ("private security provider", in your parlance) who beat all opponents and forced himself on the population.

    70. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      Even the strongest warlord rests on the consent of the people. Once people withdraw that, government essentially becomes powerless. Recent events in the middle east seem to bear that out.
      Strong central governments are inherently unstable and prone to faction. There is a physical limit to the number of resources that one person can control. The romans collapsed into many smaller states that eventually became stable. Why couldn't that just keep happening? There is already a long history of it. People just need to stop accepting warlords as a given.

    71. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Even the strongest warlord rests on the consent of the people. Once people withdraw that, government essentially becomes powerless. Recent events in the middle east seem to bear that out.

      Which ones? The ones where NATO had to bring in air support just to stop Qaddafi from raping the rebels in the matter of weeks, and to let them slowly push him back?

      Warlords don't rest on the consent of all people. They rest on the consent of strong people - the people who have weapons, and are able and willing to use them to force their will on others. They don't need to be the majority of the population to keep it in check.

      So we're not necessary talking about a single person here, but rather a ruling warrior class. There is usually a nominal leader figure there, yes, but such a ruler normally also requires the support of most of the class - and if he doesn't, there is a palace coup and a new ruler is put in place. But it doesn't make things any different for the peons. That's because the ruling class knows that, no matter what, their interests as a class are more important than any internal squabbles. If peons rise, the ruling class will unite to crush the rebellion.

      People just need to stop accepting warlords as a given.

      I can give you one better: if people would just stop accepting greed as a given, we could have communism for real!

      But people are what they are. There will always be some who want to rule others, and unless the majority of the society is willing to risk their life and limb pretty much every day to prevent this from happening - in other words, unless the majority consciously supports your anarcho-capitalist ideal with their lives, quite literally - it won't last. And most people care about bread and kids more than they do about some abstract freedoms.

    72. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      Voluntary trade between individuals for mutual benefit.

    73. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by darjen · · Score: 1

      Why did most of the world switch from monarchy to democracy? This was a major shift in the history of government. Weren't the old monarchs and strongmen all opposed to democracy? The majority demanded it. This time where public opinion turns against democracy. People withdrew their consent to the rulers of Egypt and Tunisia and their strength crumbled instantly. There is absolutely no reason to assume that a similar major shift could never happen again.

      Did you read that link I posted from Daivd Friedman? Here is another one for you.

      http://mises.org/daily/1855

    74. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Why did most of the world switch from monarchy to democracy?

      Because once you have a strong centralized state, new form of elite involved, which is not the warrior class, but rather merchants - and they drive democracy forward, because democracy (preferably representative rather than "mob rule", so as to keep the "rabble" out of the decision process) is generally good for business. But you need peace and stability for that class to become a powerful force. You don't get either in an anarchist society.

      People withdrew their consent to the rulers of Egypt and Tunisia and their strength crumbled instantly.

      Their strength crumbled when their military sided with the rebels, which means that rulers of those countries did not satisfy their power base enough. It also partially has to do with outside Western pressure - without that, you'd just as likely get Tienanmen.

      For that matter, why do you conveniently ignore Libya? That, today, is a prime example that "people withdrawing their consent" matters nothing in a society that is not already thoroughly democratic, if the ruling elites have a strong & loyal power base (which is still a minority in the entire population!), and stick to their guns. If not for Western intervention, Qaddafi would have steamrolled over rebels two months ago - he was well on his way doing so when we started bombing him.

    75. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      OK, so you see corporations as a deviation.

      But how would factories get built?

      Do you have a webpage where you elaborate your views?

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    76. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      I'm not a MS hater, actually I'm all MS and have a healthy dislike for Apple and a modicum of sympathy for Linux. You just don't put a deal of this magnitude together without looking at everything and having your reasonable desires fixed in place. MS would be remiss if it didn't build the deal the way that it wanted it. This way they keep their hands clean of some of the dirty work. It's not wrong, it is in fact good business practice. If MS should be hated for anything here, it's amount they paid, Skype is just not worth that much money, but if it gets them even half the distance to where they need to be, they have enough reserves for that luxury.

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    77. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Okay I'll give you that. Those positions are most likely redundant in the MS model. Although I would have thought they'd retained the VP/GM during the internal management transition. However, the Qik guys, they already knew they were leaving when they were bought by Skype, most likely due to the size of this deal they knew at point that MS was making moves to buy Skype. In fact I would even go one step further to suggest that the purchase of Qik may have been with MS's blessing or even encouragement. You don't put a $8.5 B deal together in 6 months.

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    78. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Most packages do not include the dependencies either. It should be easy for you to write some automation around ./configure, see gentoo ebuilds.

      If packages are including the deps, how many copies of libpng or libstdc++ do you want running around on your system to patch and update.

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    79. Re:The invisible hand of captialism by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You've missed my point: there is no clear, single definition of capitalism, and so "having capitalism" isn't possible - nor is a purely capitalistic system. Until such a definition exists, the most we can do is incorporate elements of capitalism. And while I did read the PDF, I can't help but see it as one person's opinion on the flaws inherent in the concept of intellectual property. The paper is an exercise in logic and philosophy - good rhetoric, but not necessarily factual in its subjective conclusions. And though many people likely do hold the view (I see merit in many of his arguments myself) it's not a definitive treatise on how capitalism works wrt intellectual property - it only describes one view of how it *should* work.

  3. Fired? by lymond01 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The spokeswoman declined to say whether the eight executives were laid off or resigned.

    Someone knows something not in the linked article?

    1. Re:Fired? by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the executive level, "fired", "resigned", and "laid off" all mean the same thing. At any rate, even if they didn't have golden parachutes as part of their employment contracts (and they're idiots if they didn't), I'm sure they have plenty of stock and stock options to dry their tears with.

    2. Re:Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they lost their options because they weren't vested yet. Poof!

    3. Re:Fired? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And if those options weren't vested yet?

    4. Re:Fired? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a lawsuit against the company for breach of contract....

      "Firing" execs to avoid upholding the terms, in regards to required compensation for executives in event of a buyout?

      This is not going to make things easier for that VC firm to do business going forward, after such a dirty show of dishonesty

    5. Re:Fired? by cratermoon · · Score: 1

      Being "vested" is something for the peons and middle-level managers (and sometimes for C-level types, when it helps dodge taxes). Top execs in situations like this get the options free and clear. Of course, they don't get the Class A options, but what they do get is already vested.

    6. Re:Fired? by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      You know, why the hell don't regular employment contracts for regular employees have "golden parachutes"? It doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense for executives to have them. It seems to me that it does make sense for regular employees to have them. It makes firing everyone expensive, and incentivizes the company to find ways to utilize their employees, and foster a more cooperative work environment, rather than outsourcing, merging, and layoffs at the whim of this week's executive.

      Make the golden parachute a year or two of salary, and make it untaxable. Make the managers equation be (profit employee generates) - (golden parachute) in deciding to retain or fire. This would go a long way to solving unemployment problems too, if all employees could afford to spend a year or two looking for a job.

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    7. Re:Fired? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      That's not true at all.

    8. Re:Fired? by RealJFS · · Score: 1

      Just think about it. If MSFT bought your company, wouldn't you at least want to quit? I would. A long time ago, the company I worked for was sold to Novell and I should have quit right away, but instead hung on stupidly hopeful for several years. I could only watch as they quietly buried my life's work. Being acquired is not all it is cracked up to be. If you think someone who doesn't get it has acquired your company. Run, don't walk to the nearest exit.

    9. Re:Fired? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Being "vested" is something for the peons and middle-level managers (and sometimes for C-level types, when it helps dodge taxes). Top execs in situations like this get the options free and clear. Of course, they don't get the Class A options, but what they do get is already vested.

      As the other poster noted, this is not necessarily true. In business school students in entrepreneurship type classes are warned of this sort of thing and advised to hire their own M&A attorneys to review their terms and contracts. This sort of thing is not unheard of. Any shares they already have will probably be diluted to a very small fraction as the structure is engineered.

    10. Re:Fired? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      You know, why the hell don't regular employment contracts for regular employees have "golden parachutes"? It doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense for executives to have them.

      The problem is that when a company is in trouble they will have a hard time getting a highly skilled executive team to take it over and to try to turn it around. The "golden parachute" was ***supposed*** to get people to take such a career risk. I'm not disagreeing that the concept is overused and inappropriately used, I'm just pointing out that there is some good logic and appropriate scenarios behind the concept.

    11. Re:Fired? by yurtinus · · Score: 2

      ...or go a long way to breaking the backs of businesses that really do need to downsize and scale back production to stay alive. Instead of having a handful of unemployed from a business, you would see the entire business fold. The entire idea of a golden parachute is a poison pill. Top level execs get them simply because they have the power to do so. And you know... if I had formed a business, you can be damn sure I'd do the same if for no other reason than to help me keep the business I built.

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    12. Re:Fired? by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      What's more important, the profit of the company or the fate of the employees? Any reasonable business should tie their fates. Employees should be fucked if the company goes under, and the company should go under if it throws its employees under the bus. A high(er) firing cost turns the equation around: how can we make money with these employees while the economy recovers? Instead of: How do we get rid of these extra employees so we can show a profit this quarter? The high firing cost would just make the situation you mention come earlier, as managers evaluate the cost of downsizing (and if managers don't realize this situation until it's too late -- then they're idiots and the company should fold anyway). It should cause companies to think longer term. No? Seems like a win-win all around to me.

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    13. Re:Fired? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You know, why the hell don't regular employment contracts for regular employees have "golden parachutes"? It doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense for executives to have them. It seems to me that it does make sense for regular employees to have them.

      It makes plenty of sense for executives to have golden parachutes, since executives are the ones who create the policy around terminations. In the same way it makes plenty of sense for Congress to vote itself a raise periodically (or make them automatic).

      Is it in the interests of anybody but the executives? Of course not. However, executives rarely act primarily to look after the interests of anybody but themselves. Some companies have policies that occasionally align these interests with those of shareholders and get some incidental benefit.

    14. Re:Fired? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      It seems like a win-win because you (like me) are most likely just another employee. Look at it from the other side of that equation... If any time you hire an employee you are automatically stuck with paying their wages for one to two years, you are going to be thinking long and hard before hiring anybody. How much easier is it to increase the workload on your existing employees vs take the risk of adding another? If I'm an employee of yours and I'm guaranteed a year or two of pay, where is my motivation to do quality work? We already have enough social safety nets available to people out of work (unemployment, etc).

      If you do shit work or if I simply can't afford you, I need to be able to let you go, otherwise you're simply a leech that will continue to drain the business until it can't afford *anybody*. If you're a great employee, then any manager or business owner worth their salt will jump through hoops to keep you around. These are the managers and business owners that can see past the end of the quarter.

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    15. Re:Fired? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      No they don't Fired, Resignation and laid off have very distinct meanings in employment law - do you have no idea how the employer employee relationship works?

    16. Re:Fired? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      yep they do BT's redundancy terms where well known for being gold plated

    17. Re:Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we get rid of these extra employees so we can survive this quarter?

      There, fixed it for you.

      If a company lays off (makes redundant) now non-essential employees (due to a downturn in business due to a economic recession, for example) so that it can survive, and thus the remaining employees still have a job, and that in the future when the economy recovers the business is in a place where it will need to hire again (aiding the economic recovery for the country as a whole).

      The redundant employees get a payoff, although it's not a great one, but it should be linked to service time. Forcing a company to pay more than it can afford so that it inevitably folds so that all employees are without a job seems rather stupid.

  4. when the victims of corporate psychopaths by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    are other corporate psychopaths, it's hard to feel sympathy

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    1. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2

      Exactamundo!

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    2. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IMHO, the only thing worse than execs of of a corp getting paid off at the expense of employees during a take over, is when a nameless venture cap org does.

      We don't know the whole story, but if venture cap nuked execs (that might possibly have been instrumental in making the company successful) to increase their own take, that is *WORSE*.

    3. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      "are other corporate psychopaths, it's hard to feel sympathy"

      Allow me to appeal to your sense of charity.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDC0qcf0kzE

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    4. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are other corporate psychopaths, it's hard to feel sympathy

      Do you know for a fact the skype execs are/were psychopaths????

    5. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's ALL the rage to spew hate at people that have ever been referred to as "executive", but do you know something about these particular people that the rest of us don't?

      Or is this just the typically irrational, "anyone that ever wore a tie wants to eat your children and rape your wife" bullshit?

    6. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      *golf clap*

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    7. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by twidarkling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why? At least VCs actually do something with the cash. Invest it in other places to make more money. C*Os tend to simply sit in a company and get rich. Sometimes they move to other companies that are already established and get rich. Very rarely do they take that money and knowledge and make something new to make money with.

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    8. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      yes

      they don't create anything. they move money around and call it work. it's not work, it's gambling, and it's a shell game that eventually blows up and hurts those of us interested in actually leading productive lives that actually produce things

      and i don't have anything against gambling. if you want to hurt yourself by investing your money in bubbles of greed, go right ahead. but these assholes never stop with just their own money. their modus operandi is gaining trust they don't deserve in order to get more leverage, to therefore invest more money they don't have in yet riskier and riskier schemes. the lifeblood and hopes of entire countries and the well-being of solid productive companies, in the pursuit of castles in the sky, are then ruined when the bubble inevitably pops

      time and again throughout history, they take us down with them. they don't just hurt themselves

      what i want is an economy with rules to forebear these endless bubbles and pops. and it begins with rules that seals out this psychopathic behavior of gaining confidence by appealing to human weaknesses, rather than actually working and making something

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    9. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by That+Guy+From+Mrktng · · Score: 1

      Is not bullshit, everybody knows that a company can totally survive w/out Executives, Marketing and "Bean counters" is not like you need to make make money and weasel out|in to ways to get|avoid loss more money. /s

    10. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      To be honest... Your comment sounds like you're generalizing on stereotypes, since you won't provide any proper sources or even give any sort of specific event these people did as an example.

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    11. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, that was a long-winded no?

    12. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      yes

      they don't create anything. they move money around and call it work. it's not work, it's gambling

      1. rethorical nonsense != understanding of economics and the nature of work.

      More importantly...

      2. generalizations != facts.

      On generalizations, you can't equate an exec from, say Lehman or Enron to an exec at any randomly picked company simply because it fits the nice black-and-white ideological pigeonholes that make up your thinking process. Unless you have actual facts about the execs @ skype, you are simply talking emotionally-driven, subjective rethorical shit.

      I know this is /. but c'mon, this is worse, more pathetic and intellectually barren that emo teen angst after watching Dawson Creek.

    13. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      that's ok. because i'm venting in a comment thread, not writing a thesis paper. stop applying thesis paper level standards to a comment thread

      and also: stop expecting "sources." i hate people who want sources in informal comment threads. this isn't intellectual charity, do your own damn homework

      if you don't like something i've written, refute it yourself. it's not my job to bring you up to speed, i'm not your dad. i have no expectation that you're going to agree with me, so go ahead and reject my words, that's ok. but ONLY respond if you have something specific to reject

      because a boilerplate criticism of my supposed lack of adequacy is frankly, inadequate. say something about the topic or fuck off. nobody appointed you the adequacy police, you have no standing to write what you just wrote. no one does, including me. you're playing the wrong game

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    14. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      *golf clap*

      *golf clap*

      Is that a STD from using a ball washer?
      Cant think of a better bunch of people for it to infect.

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    15. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 3, Insightful

      C*O's of start ups or young companies typically aren't fat cats who siphon cash while contributing zero. A small corp will quickly die off as all jobs, from ground floor peons to the CEO are important.

      C*Os of established corps can indeed be fat cats. Established revenue streams, customers, large enough assert hoards to give a company viability via inertia for more than 4 quarters. Inattention and self-serving proclamations that don't result in immediate corporate implosion, can thrive in that environment.

      VC's exist to generate return on investment for their major partners. Some act as angels, but most promise x% return on investment to their patrons. If the VC is short on promise #s, they will take the short term personal gain over the long term health of the entity they are selling.

    16. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C*Os tend to become involved with VCs or become Angels. At least that's how it seems to work here.

    17. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C*Os tend to simply sit in a company and get rich.

      Fascinating. Have you ever considered a career as a C-level executive? Getting paid large amounts for doing nothing sounds great, so why aren't you doing it? Why, perhaps there's more to it than sitting around after all, mmm?

    18. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Savantissimo · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you'd be just as upset if the same number of tech support people were laid off, right? No. You care more about the master class because you think you might get to join them someday. The little people get screwed by the millions by executives every week, that's not news, that's efficiency - but when executives get screwed, that's unusual, unnatural even - and then some uppity prole starts stereotyping the poor executive victims just because they happen belong to a parasitic class that has consistently fucked over anyone anytime they thought there might be a buck in it. That's so illogical and hurtful, stereotyping like that. Won't somebody think of the executives? They have feelings, too, you know. Or at least a passable imitation, anyway.

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    19. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Altus · · Score: 1

      Your mistake is assuming they are victims at all. That's not really the way it works at the executive level.

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    20. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C*Os tend to simply sit in a company and get rich.

      Fascinating. Have you ever considered a career as a C-level executive? Getting paid large amounts for doing nothing sounds great, so why aren't you doing it? Why, perhaps there's more to it than sitting around after all, mmm?

      Yeah. Who you know.

    21. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. You also have to know and be on good terms with the other C-level executives, so you can get the job in the first place.

      I suggest taking up golf, that seems to help. It's also more fun than just sitting around while your company collapses around you, and means you'll be able to walk straight into the next C-level position.

    22. Re:when the victims of corporate psychopaths by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Who should we feel sorry for? The executives who were promised a fortune after hard work and got axed and received the boot? Or the investors who didn't do anything, but steal the money from shares stolen by the executives who actually worked at Skype?

      The executives were robbed. If I were them I would gang together and sue for every penny. If they are a public company then they have a fudicial duty to raise its price by selling for many times worth what the company is worth. Yes, they deserve that money if they worked hard to make Skype as good as it is today to bring such great value to their shareholders and private investors.

      The real greed is the private equity. This is just pure theft and are the ones who pushed Skye to sell ... not the so called evil executives who were simply looking out for the investors interests.

      I hope they sue and win. We need to shift focus on who the true psychopaths are.

  5. Corporate Sleeze by DaMattster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is a really slimy thing to do. However, usually the little guy gets hurt in mergers and aquisitions so I, in some ways, am happy to have the upper echelon get a taste of it. I think these executives that got affected might consider the smaller guys in their future roles, perish the thought.

    1. Re:Corporate Sleeze by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      I suspect that they will consider them, since the lesson here would appear to be "finish doing unto others a bit faster next time, or others will do unto you."

    2. Re:Corporate Sleeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a longtime Skype user who now has to find a non-microsoft solution before they manage to corrupt Skype into a windows-like pile of crap, I'm glad these idiot managers got what's coming to them. I also hope the rest of the Skype community leaves at the same time, so microsoft gets what's coming to them also.

      Still it would have been pretty ironic is if had been MS.

    3. Re:Corporate Sleeze by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Same here. Screw the quitters who sold out, now I have to find a new VOIP solution.

    4. Re:Corporate Sleeze by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that execs generally should feel burdens of the workers, in this case I think it sends a very bad message to the workers. The message is that the parent company does not care about contribution. Of the execs named, some of them have helped become what it is. The workers have been alerted that the parent company does not care about the transition at all only the sale.

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    5. Re:Corporate Sleeze by dynamo · · Score: 1

      So you're implying that some of the workers might have thought that MS cares about contribution? Of value, to products they sell? No, I don't think anyone without a financial reason to would believe that, if they've used an MS product other than Excel.

    6. Re:Corporate Sleeze by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Some of the workers might have thought that MS was was acquiring the company for the people, the customers, and the technology. If MS doesn't care either way, then it's more of a signal that MS only wants the technology.

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    7. Re:Corporate Sleeze by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is gonna backfire on them -- those execs they let go probably have enough money for lawyers, while the peons don't.

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    8. Re:Corporate Sleeze by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Was it the executives who did this or the private equity firm who owned most of the company? They are the ones who always push sales and mergers to boast their share price. The executives just follow along so they can keep their jobs.

      Sounds like the investors are sharks as they screwed the top as well as the bottom. I hope the executives sue.

    9. Re:Corporate Sleeze by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      quite that is why all those mega employment law suits are brought by very very well paid bankers (they can afford to hire Cheri Blair or some uber high flying employment lawyer) doubt the average VC and the HR director in question would enjoyed getting flayed by an expert.

  6. Investor greed trumps the executive's greed by kenh · · Score: 2

    "You might think that the executive team that engineered a lucrative buyout for their company would be rewarded. But eight execs from Skype instead found themselves fired just before their company was formally taken over by Microsoft. It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction."

    I can't see how it was reasonable to expect that either side of this transaction would want to "reward" those that "engineered a lucrative buy-out" - either it costs the investors money (why give up money you don't have to?) or the buyer will be mad at the people that increased the price of your aqusition (why reward someone for driving up your cost?).

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    1. Re:Investor greed trumps the executive's greed by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      How about the factor that by removing the execs, the acquisition and transition is now more complicated which may mean that it may be more expensive. From the sounds of it, these execs will leave soon. While they do not have technical knowledge, they may have contacts and business knowledge MS will need. Add to that the sudden removal of execs may mean the people under them may leave too.

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    2. Re:Investor greed trumps the executive's greed by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It only costs short investors money; long-position investors make money because of the increased (over)valuation of the company.

    3. Re:Investor greed trumps the executive's greed by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      This statement is absurd on its face. Why the fuck else should they engineer this, if they weren't getting a reward?

    4. Re:Investor greed trumps the executive's greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly suspect these folks siphoned more out of the company than they added to it (personal opinion), these were executives, not line managers, and every existing business relationship should be documented in an existing contract, so the "lost contact" argument seems weak, at best. In reality, MS probably didn't want these guys anyway, and now that they are gone, the transition will go better. I have to believe the venture capitalists that pulled the trigger on these execs let MS know of their intentions beforehand, so that a) MS wouldn't freak out at the empty executive offices when they take control and b) MS knew who they wanted to install, so now they don't have to wait.

      I've been involved in a couple aquisitions (at a very low level), and rarely do people walk out "on principle" - they'll leave to go do something else, they won't run out and join their old boss (or their boss's boss) on the unemployment line. The best aquisition I went through was when CA bought my employer - they interviewed everyone in the company, asked everyone if they wanted to stay, and with precious few exceptions kept anyone that said they wanted to leave. All that were asked to leave were handed - that day - their severence package. SOme people that wanted to stay were also walked out the door as well, but all in all there were very few surprises, and there was never a "second round" of layoffs.

  7. I smell ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawsuit!

    1. Re:I smell ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Not that the executives can't sue but they normally have contract that may allow the company to do these things. However the details of the contracts are important. The articles seem to suggest that by removing these execs, the parent company saves a lot of money as the executive stock options that the execs would have gotten either go back to the company for free or extremely reduced cost. That is, unless the contracts stipulate other terms.

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    2. Re:I smell ... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Not that the executives can't sue but they normally have contract that may allow the company to do these things. However the details of the contracts are important. The articles seem to suggest that by removing these execs, the parent company saves a lot of money as the executive stock options that the execs would have gotten either go back to the company for free or extremely reduced cost. That is, unless the contracts stipulate other terms.

      Actually, the submission, not TFA, says that. The article only says they left with no reason given for why. Quite frankly, if they were so high up that their departure wasn't noticed and they didn't have a solid employment contract to protect themselves I'd be surprised. While I am not a lawyer my experience with employment law tells me if they were fired for the reason given in the submission there'll be lawsuits and settlements forthcoming. Employment law, in the US at least, changes with each court case so even if they had a contract what was enforceable yesterday may not be today; and courts tend to take a dim view of companies firing someone simply to avoid paying money owed.

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    3. Re:I smell ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Unless they can't sue because the contract stipulates arbitration. The details of the contract will matter. Remember all this has happened recently. Some of the execs' lawyers may not have had a chance to analyze and discuss the matter in detail with their clients.

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    4. Re:I smell ... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Unless they can't sue because the contract stipulates arbitration. The details of the contract will matter. Remember all this has happened recently. Some of the execs' lawyers may not have had a chance to analyze and discuss the matter in detail with their clients.

      Except for the "they can't sue because the contract stipulates arbitration," I think you are spot on. My experience with employment agreements is simply because a clause is in one it doesn't mean it can be enforced; even if it could when the contract was written.

      In addition, the whole "fired" piece was not in the TFA; it seems to be an add by the submitter.

      Execs leave pre and post merger for a lot of reasons.

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    5. Re:I smell ... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Unless they can't sue because the contract stipulates arbitration.

      You can stipulate arbitration all day long. The court may even make you do it in an attempt to solve it without being in court ... and then when arbitration is over and you still aren't happy, you can take them to court.

      There are certain rights you can't give up in a contract, the right to sue is one of them.

      A judge may force them to do arbitration first, but they can still sue if they want. As you said, its all happened recently, judges have even made people go to arbitration ... but never have they been prevented from suing.

      Actually, you really don't have to go to arbitration, but you look like a douche when you walk into the court room to call them out because they didn't follow the terms of your contract and you have to follow up your complaint with 'oh yea, and because they didn't follow the contract, I completely ignored how we said we'd handle disputes'.

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  8. Interesting... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ordinarily, even pathetic, abject failure verging on negligence isn't enough to get the People Who Matter sacked. These private equity guys must have some epic level suits on staff, if they are able to rightsize executives as though they were mere peons...

    1. Re:Interesting... by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please don't use the word "rightsize". It's just insulting all around. They were fired.

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    2. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They owned 70% of Skype. They have absolute power through share votes. They essentially own the company and can unilaterally sack anyone they want, including all the executives.

      --Anon as am at work (where logging in to sites is forbidden)

    3. Re:Interesting... by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is any correlation between those execs that were fired and those that didn't think that a buyout by MS was the way to go. Now that there are likely to be large sums of cash heading their way I can just imagine some creative headcount reduction going on to try and increase the slices of the pie for the rest; "You didn't support the MS buyout, so you're not getting a share of the payouts either..."

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    4. Re:Interesting... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Ownership implies responsibility. Shareholders are not responsible for debt so they are not owners, just leeches.

      Private equity firms are the Gekkoesque scourge of modern capitalism, confusing the passion of success in producing something you love (see Hewlett, Packard, Olsen et al.) with the passion of making money because the rules let you.

    5. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shareholders are not responsible for their debt, but they are behind the debtors in line for getting their investment back.

    6. Re:Interesting... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      If that weren't the case then the notion of the modern shareholder would be even more one-sided. If I stop paying my mortgage for my negative equity house then I lose my house and the money I put into it.

      Private equity leeches are endemic partly because they get to socialise the losses. If they had to use their assets to pay for the debts created each time they fucked up another firm then they would be forced to behave either on a smaller scale or in the long term interest of the companies they own. But they get to play the "it's my property except when I'm losing" card, forcing creditors to take the hit.

      Capitalism in any nation dies at the bringing into law of the Ltd/LLC/corporation/whatever form it appears in.

      (N.B. Post not intended to speak for or against capitalism. Just to point out that limiting liability implies not-capitalism and results in plutarchy. You can't only make the worker responsible for himself: you have to make the financier responsible too.)

    7. Re:Interesting... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      A leech never makes a contribution and sucks your life force out of you.

      A shareholder on the other hand MADE a contribution to your company as an investment. Shareholders HAVE contributed to the company and ARE risking something, in many cases more than the people making the decisions.

      Once you come down from whatever silly college professor induced hippie thought pattern you got going on in there, you might be able to understand that making money is not a bad thing in and of itself.

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    8. Re:Interesting... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      A shareholder on the other hand MADE a contribution to your company as an investment.

      Err, the shareholder assumes some proportion of ownership of the company (in the weird sense which applies to shareholders). The shareholder is only contributing in the sense that he's contributing to himself. And the company doesn't benefit at all from what happens on the secondary market, even though it's what happens there which usually determines how a company must behave.

      and ARE risking something,

      Yes, just as a leech risks being turned on by its host.

      in many cases more than the people making the decisions.

      That's fairly subjective. Risking, say, $10M of a $100M portfolio isn't the same as some guy risking his $100k job when he has no other source of income. But a well-paid executive of an established corporation is often risking (and doing) very little, yes.

      Once you come down from whatever silly college professor induced hippie thought pattern you got going on in there,

      I'd love to know where I'd got a "silly college professor induced hippie thought pattern" out of a mostly pure mathematics education. Perhaps I have a dangerous love for learning and achievement for their own sakes?

      you might be able to understand that making money is not a bad thing in and of itself.

      Making money as a means to an end might be OK - it's just a method of allocating the responsibility of resource allocation to those who have by some metric shown themselves to be good allocators. IOW, an entrepreneurial community can be productive. But the love of money itself, while not "the root of all evil", is quite silly.

    9. Re:Interesting... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about firing or shooting executives, rightsizing is actually the correct term :)

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    10. Re:Interesting... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Private equity companies are even worse than that. The ones that we have here work by buying a company, loading it up with gargantuan debt, then using that debt to purchase other companies, at which time they let the previous acquisition default and liquidate it - leaving a shattered trail of obliterated companies (often virtual landmark companies that have been around for over 100 years) in their wake. Then of course they get pissed off when the court objects to them slotting themselves in line ahead of everyone else to recover the money they spent buying it in the first place, which they "loaned" it post-purchase.

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  9. Shed no tears for them. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Informative
    These guys are big fish, swimming with the sharks. For example Gurle joined in Jan 2010. Just 18 months with the company. All the fired ones seem to be the MBA types who move in just to dress the company up for sale or IPO. Not the founders and early grunts who toil in garages and warehouses during the very early days living on pizza, sleeping in the office, desperately churning out code on a shoe string budget, not knowing if they can make pay roll next month.

    These suits ate little fish in their time. They got eaten by bigger fish. They will again start eating little fish once again. Just stay out of their jaws, if you can.

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    1. Re:Shed no tears for them. by PPH · · Score: 2

      I'll shed no tears. Primarily because people at these levels typically negotiate personal services contracts rather than employment at will. And any smart attorney will include language to lock in benefits (or a suitable termination fee) in the event any change in ownership is impending.

      The founders and early employees will probably get Microsoft stock. For that, they will shed tears. I'll be ROTFLMA.

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    2. Re:Shed no tears for them. by Altus · · Score: 1

      Your off by a bit categorizing these execs. They were brought in so they could fill out the company for sale and then they get to collect huge severance packages. Its likely that many of them were old friends of other high level execs at skype brought in to get a nice little pay day on whomever bought the company.

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  10. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    No, it's not.

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  11. Don't feel bad, dear managers by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, every time a takeover happens some people get fired.

    I am delighted to see that for a change it happens to you.

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    1. Re:Don't feel bad, dear managers by Fibe-Piper · · Score: 0

      You know, every time a takeover happens some people get fired.

      I am delighted to see that for a change it happens to you.

      Mangers aren't the same as executives who orchestrate giant sales. Though all executives are supposed to "Manage" their company's welfare, they rarely "manage" employees that make up the disgruntled or gruntled masses; i.e. you.

      Managers are not all highly paid and soulless. They have families. You on the other hand seem embittered beyond the point of reason. I pity you more than the Skype people about to start looking for work.

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    2. Re:Don't feel bad, dear managers by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      You know, every time a takeover happens some people get fired.

      I am delighted to see that for a change it happens to you.

      The last executive I knew personally who got fired got a two year paid vacation and the free services of a company to find him his next cushy job. These execs were just rewarded for selling their company. There's no way you can spin this as a bad thing for them.

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    3. Re:Don't feel bad, dear managers by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Managers exist so real executives won't get loser-cooties from the headcounts.

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  12. My company got bought by Microsoft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all I got was an effing T-shirt //true story //groove

  13. and the next step is.... by condition-label-red · · Score: 1

    ...cue litigation in ...1...2...3...

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    1. Re:and the next step is.... by ArcherB · · Score: 2

      ...cue litigation in ...1...2...3...

      Countdown fail!

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    2. Re:and the next step is.... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      well, as long as he exits when zero, he'll eventually get there.

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    3. Re:and the next step is.... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Really? What number comes before 0 when counting up?

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    4. Re:and the next step is.... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      It depends on what size of an integer field he's counting with. :D

    5. Re:and the next step is.... by Leslie43 · · Score: 1

      According to my keyboard, 9.

    6. Re:and the next step is.... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      ...cue litigation in ...1...2...3...

      Countdown fail!

      The countdown might be in plus time, that means the litigation started 3 seconds ago/

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  14. Reading into it? by DaScribbler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This submission, and the article referenced to, read entirely differently.

    Where exactly does it say they were fired?

    1. Re:Reading into it? by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      It doesn't. There is probably more and better sources that mysteriously got left out of the summary per usual practice.

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    2. Re:Reading into it? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      The original scoop came from Bloomberg yesterday evening, and says they were fired.

      As usual the Slashdot summary links to another summary which links to some knock-off news aggregator.

  15. Agreed by gr8_phk · · Score: 2

    It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction.

    If the situation is what the summary suggests, the execs will sue them and the investor will end up paying legal fees AND whatever their obligation would have been had they not been fired.

  16. mergers are statistically bad for everyone by smoothnorman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A wise old CEO wheezed unto me: "A merger is a risk to everyone except one of the two CEOs - to everyone else it is a danger". Mergers reduce competition, so the market loses; mergers cost stockholders, at least in the short-run; mergers are engines of redundancy so it's a threat to all the employees. The only possible virtual gain is an investors' promise of less competition in the marketplace. Almost everyone loses. So the next time you read: "Massive-corp to buy out Macro-corp!" try not to cheer for the two original owners who get their one-time lottery prize, but instead pause in lament for the majority and progress in general.

    1. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by imric · · Score: 1

      That can't be - mergers are the engine that drives the famous free market competition - after all, only regulation slows down mergers, and regulations are the antithesis of 'freedom'. It's not as if maximizing profit (the goal of corporations) doesn't mean minimizing competition or anything...

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    2. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wise old CEO wheezed unto me: "A merger is a risk to everyone except one of the two CEOs - to everyone else it is a danger". Mergers reduce competition, so the market loses; mergers cost stockholders, at least in the short-run; mergers are engines of redundancy so it's a threat to all the employees. The only possible virtual gain is an investors' promise of less competition in the marketplace. Almost everyone loses. So the next time you read: "Massive-corp to buy out Macro-corp!" try not to cheer for the two original owners who get their one-time lottery prize, but instead pause in lament for the majority and progress in general.

      Hmm.. Not sure I agree with this. Fx a lot of the product and services we think of as coming from Apple and Google today are actually companies and tech they originally bought, and made much more out of than original company could do. One thing MS could do with Skype is to take on Telcos head on. That would be interesting, and something very few would have the muscles to support.

    3. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by cowtamer · · Score: 1

      >> but instead pause in lament for the majority and progress in general

      I always do! The other thing I try to do is leave as soon as possible if the company I happen to be working for is the one that has been acquired (former co-workers are inevitably laid off several months later). I hate mergers more as a customer since I've never seen service _NOT_ suffer... (the exception might be the acquisition of KeyHole by Google to form Google Earth)

    4. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      No, mergers also generate efficiencies, and efficiencies are good for everyone. Especially true for vertical mergers (i.e. for firms producing complementary products). Look up "double marginalisation".

    5. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effeciencies that mergers generate give the business more freedom to reduce quality, reduce choice, and raise prices. The removal of competition allows this, and the desire for a better bottom line incites it.

      These economic "bads" far outweigh any "goods" any merger could offer.

    6. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > One thing MS could do with Skype is to take on Telcos head on

      Skype already was. Better product, lower price. As people realized that, they were inevitably jumping on board.

      Now MSFT could just leave things alone and coast to victory. But it seems far more likely they'll spend millions to turn Skype into a crappy product at a crappy price. They'll turn Skype into just another telco.

    7. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      Vertical mergers (like the MS-Skype merger) do not remove competition!

    8. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by Locutus · · Score: 1

      because they were so successful at growing Danger and becoming a smartphone powerhouse. My guess is this will be more like a combination of DimensionX and Visio. They've eliminated others from getting it and benefiting from its cross platform capabilities and then they'll just lock it in as a feature of Windows( desktop, phone, xbox, etc ). But people are already jumping ship, both as employees and as customers.

      LoB

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    9. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by timeOday · · Score: 1

      No, mergers also generate efficiencies, and efficiencies are good for everyone.

      Surely you mean they can generate efficiencies, under some circumstances? One of the tenets of communism was that the competitive destruction inherent to capitalism would make it inefficient.

      Mergers and divestitures explore the continuum of collectivism (one big company) and competition (every individual an independent contractor). Neither of those two extremes has ever worked well.

    10. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by smoothnorman · · Score: 1

      Some do and some don't. Plus there's the added complexity that a "pure" vertical merger is likely only a theoretical construct. (beware of making flat "X does not cause Y" statements; particularly in something so hideously complex as a market economy) There is an endless supply of scholarly papers on how "vertical" mergers reduce competition: http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=vertical+mergers+competition ...i suppose you could just flat-out deny them all.

    11. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Better Product?

      Seriously?

      What fucking phone company do you use that has quality as shitty as Skype? My 1998 analog cell phone did better 20 miles away from a tower than Skype does on a good day.

      The only people who 'jumped on skype' are people too cheap to pay for a real phone line ... i.e. no one important.

      No one who matter uses Skype, they use a real phone. Yes, I realize that some people use Skype for business, and as I said, no one who matters uses Skype. I've seen plenty of sales people using it ... ironically, they are also the lowest performing sales people as well.

      It just wreaks of cheapskate and its quality shows when you have to deal with someone on it.

      Skype is used by some geeks who don't want to pay for phone service, some sales people who think its saving them a dime when its really costing them a fortune in lost sales, and a whole bunch of horny cheating men and women who use it to communicate with the person they are having an affair with while preventing their significant other from noticing the calls on the phone bill or recent calls list. Thats it.

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    12. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      Self righteous, yet profane. Nice.

    13. Re:mergers are statistically bad for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reeks... it's reeks not "wreaks".

      I love it when arrogant assholes like you fuck up.

  17. It's just Darwin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in action.

    Drunk driving and 110 MPH crash. Fortunately they only took out themselves in a single-vehicle crash and didn't kill any other innocent motorists.

    1. Re:It's just Darwin... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Fortunately they only took out themselves in a single-vehicle crash and didn't kill any other innocent motorists.

      I definitely agree with this.

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  18. Did someone forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to pack their golden parachute?

  19. I don't understand the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the executives are part owners, then they will be compensated according to their stake in the company. But if they hold no equity in the company, then why should they be rewarded as if they do? They are pulling in a salary just like everybody else who works there, and that salary is always subject to change (or termination).

    Being executives, these individuals should be well aware that business is all about the bottom line.

    1. Re:I don't understand the problem by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Being executives, these individuals should be well aware that business is all about the bottom line.

      Well said! Fuck loyalty! Fuck commitment! Fuck achievement! Fuck reward!
      In a Proper World(tm), we'd send people like these to the gas chamber after they'd served their purpose.

    2. Re:I don't understand the problem by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Said the guy who's company is probably wondering why it's employees don't work harder for them or show them any loyalty.

    3. Re:I don't understand the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loyalty is for dogs. Here's your treat... sit up and beg.

  20. Greedy Bastidges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bunch of aholes. More for me, one of the major problems with corporate America today. Expect lawsuits...

  21. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    Jackass, rat's ass, fat ass, hairy ass, who GIVES a shit?

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  22. Awesme and most auspicious news by McNihil · · Score: 1

    Now we can not say "Nobody got fired for buying Microsoft" let it spread like wildfire... let all top execs that are Microsoft Horny get laid off.

    1. Re:Awesme and most auspicious news by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Well, still nobody gets fired for buying Microsoft, but you might get fired for Microsoft buying you.

    2. Re:Awesme and most auspicious news by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Well it is more symbiotic than that when it is a business deal. IMHO it is always a mutual investment-buy rather than any selling.

    3. Re:Awesme and most auspicious news by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      For full credit, please re-phrase in the form of an 'In Soviet Russia ..." joke.

    4. Re:Awesme and most auspicious news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia?

  23. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by Jaysyn · · Score: 0

    Don't care. At all.

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  24. I hope by Verunks · · Score: 1

    I hope they purge their gui designer too, I'm still using skype 3.8 because of the horrible chat interface of skype 4 and 5, for example these days everyone has a widescreen, so why the fuck they waste vertical space by putting a huge contact list on the top instead of leaving it to the right? the chat content doesn't automatically resize with the window, you have to drag it, also there is no big visual difference between your and others text, with skype 3 you get a big blue/gray bar before the text, with skype 4-5 it's very subtle since it's only the nickname that changes color
    I don't use osx but I've seen that they made a gui contest, this is the one that is winning right now http://macthemes.skype.com/themes/54 I wonder if skype mac user will become epileptic after using this theme :P

    1. Re:I hope by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'm still using skype 3.8 because of the horrible chat interface of skype 4 and 5, for example these days everyone has a widescreen, so why the fuck they waste vertical space by putting a huge contact list on the top instead of leaving it to the right? the chat content doesn't automatically resize with the window, you have to drag it, also there is no big visual difference between your and others text, with skype 3 you get a big blue/gray bar before the text, with skype 4-5 it's very subtle since it's only the nickname that changes color

      What's wrong with compact view again? I don't understand your problem, it seems easily resolved with one click.

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    2. Re:I hope by Lokitoth · · Score: 1

      The way you describe it, it sounds like their gui designer was purged some time ago.

  25. Fired is UKNOWN! by archer,+the · · Score: 1

    TFA just says they left. TFA specifically says it is unknown whether it was a layoff or they resigned. The word "fire" isn't on the page.

    1. Re:Fired is UKNOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Executives aren't "fired". They are "asked to resign". If you hear someone 'resigned' and they weren't leaving for another company or retirement age, they were fired.

  26. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jackass, rat's ass, fat ass, hairy ass, who GIVES a shit?

    Those last three typically do.

  27. So... by PrimeNumber · · Score: 2

    What this basically means is the same type of executives that outsource operations and employees, needlessly eliminating thousands of positions at high tech companies for "cost cutting" purposes aka bonuses -- these very people are surprised they are being treated the same way by another greedy group of managers and money-men ?!

  28. God says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In denial on God, still.

    God says...
    programming Vegas guilty cheerful quit_it delicious Moses
    ehh_a_wise_guy cheerful

  29. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never watched the show, don't care, what does this have to do with this Slashdot story?

  30. Well said. by Benfea · · Score: 2

    Because of our corrupt campaign finance system, neither Republicans nor Democrats will enforce the anti-trust laws. So we have constant mergers reducing the number of players competing in every market, but no force actively breaking up larger companies into smaller companies to apply pressure in the other direction.

    The net result is less competition, and I shouldn't have to remind you that competition is the engine that drives a capitalist system.

    1. Re:Well said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's crazy to think of all the problems that go away if you get private money out of politics. It's crazier to think it'll never happen.

  31. typical microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let's buy a company, fire all the people who made it worth buying and promote our useless bureaucrats from within to "manage" the project right into the ground. oh yeah and we'll market the hell out of it so people will think we know what we're doing. here's a thought microsoft ... make something useful and people will use it. much more effective than your current model of putting lipstick on a pig and calling it windows 7, internet explorer, zune ... the list goes on.

  32. Fired is clearly speculative by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, such a determination is always speculative because companies are usually not up-front about why top level executives leave.

  33. Re:'Jackass' star dies in car accident by creat3d · · Score: 1

    You're right, "insignificant" would be more appropriate.

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  34. Submitte, Do you have an evidence for your claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Submitter, do you have an evidence for your claims that these execs were stripped of their equity stakes when they separated from the company?

    The linked article does not support the extraordinary claims in the summary.

  35. Whole team? by siriuskase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What matter is whether they were the whole team, half the team. or deadwood statues of the team.

    It's hard for outsiders to recognize the deadwood, and it's hard for insiders to fire their friends. Sometimes takeover time is a good time for insiders to let the outsiders clean house. Is this what happened or was the whole team let go?? This is something that an outside observer can figure just by visiting the parking lot.

    Who cares if the were laid off. They are out in either case. Unless they turned into contractors.

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    1. Re:Whole team? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      They were still part of the company, taking a risk in doing so. Should they not partake in the rewards?

    2. Re:Whole team? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Still kind of an asshole move at this point I think.

      "Gee Bob, you've been with the company a few years and, frankly, I've always thought you were a bit of a dim bulb. I've been meaning to fire you for years, but now that we've all worked our asses off to get this buyout to get through I think I should do it before you get your multimillion dollar bonus you've been working for."

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    3. Re:Whole team? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      They were rewarded every time they got their paycheck for doing the job they were hired to do.

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    4. Re:Whole team? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      What risk did they take?

      Its not like they weren't getting a paycheck the whole time they were working there.

      Just showing up for work and doing your job counts as taking a risk now?

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    5. Re:Whole team? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. Especially when your company doesn't have any loyalty towards you.

    6. Re:Whole team? by hattig · · Score: 1

      Some people take a lower paycheck in return for future returns - in addition this is an incentive for them to work harder to grow the business.

      Of course these people should have their contracts well covered so that they can't be stiffed out of the future rewards part of the equation, so I don't really feel sorry for them. I'm sure they got glorious severance packages and retained stock - if they had covered their backs.

  36. The way of the sociopath. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    A story about sociopaths firing other sociopaths.

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  37. Go that right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone seems think those executives who were canned were fired, told to pack their shit, escorted to the curb, and then that's all. The article doesn't say but if it's like any other executive canning:

    They were given a letter and that says the resigned along with a nice big fat severance along with their stock and options. They then call the executive recruiter who then starts pounding the pavement for them.

    While they're "looking" for a new job, they're on the golf course talking to their buddies who will be looking for bigger and better things for them because - they have the Skype M&A on their resumes - something that I'd kill for to have on my resume! In the meantime it's golf, fine wine and scotch, trophy wives and mistresses and hanging out having fun!

    Their next job will be a nice seven figure job with options and if their lucky, it's IPO or M&A will put them on the Forbes 400.

    They'll be more than fine.

  38. Corporate behavior by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Usually, it's the little guys who get the axe while the executives get a parachute. Clearly there is more to this story than what we have available to us now. Perhaps there simply wasn't enough at the lower levels to cut to make a difference.

    In the past, we have seen certain amounts of honor among the high level executive group offering each other golden parachutes and other deals that the regular people don't get. And what I read did not mention anything about exit compensation packages. They might have received some sort of package on their way out. It just wasn't mentioned. And the speculation about the 70 percent holder axing the executives seems to be just that. I think the submitter of the article added a bit much information that is not within the article. Is this insider information?

    In any case, *citation required!*

    We simply don't have the information on the subject needed to have any type of discussion on the topic.

    Still, presuming the summary/opinion is accurate, it's nice to see them get a golden shower instead of a golden parachute.

    1. Re:Corporate behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We simply don't have the information on the subject needed to have any type of discussion on the topic.

      you must be new here....

      >In any case, *citation required!*

      wikipedia is that way -->

  39. hahahahaha! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Good for them.....
    they should have done this with all the big bankers also that put us in the economic mess we've been in, so that after being fired would
    touch 0 dollars upon exiting for being so lax with the loan assessment scenarios that put the whole world economy in jeopardy!

  40. Q. about "at will" employment... by mark-t · · Score: 1
    I live in BC, Canada... and the concept of "at will" employment is a bit alien to me... I am wondering, however, do states which have it even utilize the concept of a finite length probationary period for new employees? I'm asking because my understanding about "at will" employment is that a person can be let go from their job for just about any reason that suits the employer's fancy, at any time, as long as the reason given doesn't come afoul of any human rights. In BC, this type of dismissal can only be legally practiced during an employee's probationary period, which is typically 3 months long, but I've seen them go as long as 6. Regardless, the exact duration of the probation is known when a person is hired and cannot legally be extended by the employer later.

    AFAIK, this sort of dismissal would be considered wrongful termination where I live.. the general settlement policy for wrongful termination typically being equivalent to about 1 year's salary or wages.

    1. Re:Q. about "at will" employment... by Relayman · · Score: 1

      You understand "at will" employment correctly; with some exceptions (filing workers' comp., organizing a union, age discrimination, etc.) you can be let go for any cause or no cause at all. But executives usually have contracts and any decent contract would cover a situation like this. Hence the "golden parachute" where the executive gets a bonus if laid off due to the sale of the company.

      But "at will" employment works the other way as well: I can easily switch jobs with two weeks' notice.

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    2. Re:Q. about "at will" employment... by tjb · · Score: 1

      You don't *need* to give notice at all. I mean, you usually should, so as not to be a dick, but you are in no way legally compelled to give any notice of departure if you don't want to.

    3. Re:Q. about "at will" employment... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      You are basically correct. There are some exceptions but basically at will employment means that either party can terminate employment at any time.
      Also you aren't the only person I have run across who didn't really grasp at will employment. At my previous job (a French company with a US branch) one of the new french employees came over to the US for about 2 months to work with our team and develop new marketing material for potential US customers. While here one of our people in our office was fired. He really was dead weight and spent most of his day burning DVDs rented from Netflix. This shocked her as this is unheard of in France. Thus we had to explain at will employment. The boss was a French guy, and you really had to screw up to be fired, but I have found this to be true at most companies, unless they are going to a re-org, or downsizing. As a side note even for someone who is fluent in English but it isn't their first or primary language "Who's on first" takes a lot explaining for them to understand why it is funny.

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    4. Re:Q. about "at will" employment... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      What surprises me the most about "at will" employment is that it appears to mean that a person is effectively always "on probation" as it would be seen in BC, regardless of how long they are employed... whether it's 3 months or 15 years.

      Having had more than my share of dickhead employers in BC, I've learned quite a bit more about employment law than what I think may be normal for most people. For those curious about how it works here in BC, once the probationary period (typically 3 months) has ended, the employer has a legal obligation to not terminate the employee unless either the company is laying off the employee (in which case they cannot legally hire any replacement for that position for a certain minimum period of time); the employee is failing to perform their job function satisfactorily (in which case the employer must notify the employee in writing of the issue, the employee must sign the document which states they acknowledge they have been given such warning, and must give them 'reasonable opportunity to improve' before terminating them... which from what I have seen is typically between 2 and 4 weeks); or if the employee was guilty of some sort of ethical misconduct.

      The onus is generally wholly on the employer to determine the overall suitability an employee has for the job and how well that person will fit in with the company within the specified probationary period (up to half a year long at some jobs). After that period, it is much harder to legally let an employee go without a *really* good reason.

      Ethical employers in BC, therefore, typically scrutinize new employees quite closely during their probation so that they can confidently ascertain whether that employee is a good fit for the company before that period ends.

      Although we do not utilize the concept of "at will" employment in BC, anyone is always perfectly free to quit their job at any time without notifying their employer (although the practice is discouraged, since it is nothing less than rude, even at best). In such a case, the employer must still pay any pending unpaid salaries or wages up until the time the employee quit (unless the company has given the employee a salary advance, in which case the advance is deducted from the amount owed for time worked), as well as any unpaid holiday wages, but that is the full extent of the employer's legal obligation, unless there is more specified in the hiring contract.

  41. Wait, where's teh connection by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    Where's the connection between TFA and the summary? TFS

    "You might think that the executive team that engineered a lucrative buyout for their company would be rewarded. But eight execs from Skype instead found themselves fired just before their company was formally taken over by Microsoft. It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction."

    Damn, that's sneaky. Except wait - here are the eight execs:

    The departures included David Gurle, vice president and general manager for Skype for Business; Don Albert, vice president and general manager for the Americas and Advertising; Doug Bewsher, chief marketing officer; Christopher Dean, head of consumer market business development; Russ Shaw, vice president and general manager; and Anne Gillespie, head of human resources. Two executives who joined Skype following its acquisition earlier this year of video-sharing utility Qik have also left. They are Qik founder Ramu Sunkara and senior vice president Allyson Campa.

    Sooo... on what basis do we conclude that these eight execs engineered the deal? Let's also not forget that these were released in the months leading up to the buyout - it's not like on the eve of the approval they were all fired. I could also make a point of saying we don't *know* that they were fired - as TFA doesn't specify it - but the timing *does*seems awfully convenient if they all decided to quit. )

    1. Re:Wait, where's teh connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the connection between TFA and the summary?
      TFS

      "You might think that the executive team that engineered a lucrative buyout for their company would be rewarded. But eight execs from Skype instead found themselves fired just before their company was formally taken over by Microsoft. It appears that this move isn't meddling from Redmond; rather, the private equity firm that owns a 70 percent stake in Skype wanted to cut back on the payout to company execs that would normally accompany this kind of transaction."

      Damn, that's sneaky. Except wait - here are the eight execs:

      The departures included David Gurle, vice president and general manager for Skype for Business; Don Albert, vice president and general manager for the Americas and Advertising; Doug Bewsher, chief marketing officer; Christopher Dean, head of consumer market business development; Russ Shaw, vice president and general manager; and Anne Gillespie, head of human resources.

      Two executives who joined Skype following its acquisition earlier this year of video-sharing utility Qik have also left. They are Qik founder Ramu Sunkara and senior vice president Allyson Campa.

      Sooo... on what basis do we conclude that these eight execs engineered the deal? Let's also not forget that these were released in the months leading up to the buyout - it's not like on the eve of the approval they were all fired. I could also make a point of saying we don't *know* that they were fired - as TFA doesn't specify it - but the timing *does*seems awfully convenient if they all decided to quit. )

      Not only that, but there is no mention of why they are no longer with Skype in the original article... where did the proposition that they were let go to cut bonuses come from?

  42. Acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://despair.com/acquisition.html

  43. A new kind of evil? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we blame everything on Apple..... and sometimes google.

    Not everything, just the moderate amount of evil that isn't actually Microsoft's fault. Most of it can be fairly blamed on Apple, but this one kind of falls through the cracks. It's evil, but can't really be blamed on Microsoft or Apple or Adobe or Oracle (the usual gang of malefactors), Google haters are utterly stumped, and it's not even patent or DRM style evil.

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    1. Re:A new kind of evil? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      It's pretty simple: old-school.

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    2. Re:A new kind of evil? by geoffball · · Score: 1

      These days we call it plain old douchebaggery.

  44. Too bad, so sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad the owners realized that the execs are just employees, too. No mention, of course, of all the low levels workers who will probably be let go when the buyout happens. They're in a far worse position to ride out the times until they find a new job.

  45. Employee Loyalty by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 1

    And executives wonder why there isn't any employee loyalty in a company any more? Perfect example of why the only way to get a raise is to take your skills and get a job with another company.

    What's next for Skype? Easy: get rid of the superfluous programmers—you know, the guys that made Skype work—and hire telemarketers at less than 20% of the engineers' salaries to push the new business. Better: I'm willing to bet that this "private equity firm" owns a marketing business, which will soon get a nice, fat contract to promote Skype. Once it is drained dry, Microsoft will probably drop it citing failure to perform. I predict whatever is left of Skype will implode over the next one to two years.

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  46. Wut? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I find it extremely hard to believe that Microsoft would exist anywhere near its current dominant position if we actually did have capitalism. Instead, we have government protection of intellectual property, which is essentially the foundation of Microsoft's entire business model. Government force is not capitalism.

    Know any history of Microsoft? Here it is in a nutshell -

    Microsoft's fortune was built on business standardizing on MS-DOS. Once businesses committed to Microsoft they were made, millions and millions of dollars rolled in for copies of a relatively simple operating system. They imitated all and sunder. Then they made a half-a**ed copy of MacOS and called it Windows 95, started bundling free half-a**ed versions of other's software to expand influence - the companies and innovation they killed are legion. Like a heroin addict, business has found it now has to have Windows operating system and support, as Microsoft rolls out a new version every two years - what results in "The Microsoft Tax," as it is called - which ensures the billions keep rolling in, no matter how bad the product. Every version is promised to be better than the last, but every version needs more resources - if it weren't for Moore's Law you'd never get your PC to boot up in a day.

    Microsoft is now a "Mature" company - their product releases are perfunctory (you really don't need a newer version of anything, except that they cut off support for older software.) They buy, rather than innovate - their own core product line is finally losing influence - lots of mis-steps, like Vista and notorious for poor coding practices leaving security holes by the hundreds - tablets and smart phones are eating away a once unassailable market position and Microsoft's own forays in the arena have been laughable at best.

    Patents? Intellectual Property? Not so much, really, unless they want to tango with the likes of Google. Microsoft's key challenge is remaining relevant and necessary in a world were Apple has returned from the near-death with products which Microsoft can't match. Google has taken giant strides in new directions while Microsoft, who had easy early success based upon luck, can't figure out their next move.

    What will Microsoft do with Skype? Probably try to find a way to force everyone to use it, bundle it with the XBox or something. I don't have high hopes. I think it's a poor acquisition for them.

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    1. Re:Wut? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      The word you're looking for is sundry, not sunder.

      And since XP was released in 2001, MS has released 2 versions on the desktop (Vista and 7) and two for servers (2003 and 2008). That's hardly every 2 years.

    2. Re:Wut? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      And I'd like to add that XP support is available even today, so to imply some kind of forced upgrade is disingenuous at best.

    3. Re:Wut? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Another good example:

      Show one other OS from anyone other Microsoft who has the support lifetime of Microsoft OSes after they are released.

      MS supports their OSes longer than ANYONE else in the consumer market. There are probably some IBM or HP installations with older OSes at businesses, and certainly plenty of other old things here and there in SCADA and other various nooks and crannies.

      From a consumer view however, no one comes close to offering paid support for a lifetime as long as MS's free support period.

      And before anyone starts talking about Ubuntu LTS, no ... its not even really close, try again.

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    4. Re:Wut? by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      And I'd like to add that XP support is available even today, so to imply some kind of forced upgrade is disingenuous at best.

      Yeah. It is Per: here, however its supported for 1 more year at MOST. Then you're screwed if you want newer software (like tax prep software from the big companies, or use other commercial products).

    5. Re:Wut? by cynyr · · Score: 1

      QNX, I'm betting most of the OSs on PLCs are supported for at least 10 years.

      Consumer market sure, but the only reason XP is still around is that they were just able to start the transition with windows 7 and it took them that long to get it out.

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  47. Fired? by vinlud · · Score: 1

    They probably got a good pile of money in their pockets anyway

    Also, from the same site: http://www.itworld.com/unified-communications/166637/5-skype-alternatives-linux-users

    While many people use Skype for its free voice over IP (VoIP) services, Linux users have a love/hate relationship with it. Yes, Skype will run on some versions of Linux, but it doesn't run on all of them, and the Linux version (2.2-beta) lags far behind the Windows version (Skype 5.3). That's three major generations behind. Need I say more?

    Seriously I can't take that site too serious now

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  48. This is a bit too much by Windwraith · · Score: 1

    Does every Skype/MS related news out there feel the need to make it look like it's MS's fault, only to switch to someone else's fault during the article?
    So, bashing MS all the time is still cool?

  49. probably not illegal but quite sleazy by call+-151 · · Score: 1

    Felix Salmon has some analysis here. He's got a fair amount of experience from the finance side and here is his take on it:

    This does seem pretty evil. I’m sure it makes financial sense for Silver Lake, which will be less diluted by the immediate vesting of lots of options. But when you’ve just scored one of the biggest home runs in the history of private-equity investing, it’s generally considered polite to share the spoils with the people who actually run the company. Rather than summarily firing them for no obvious reason but sheer greed.

    This stands as a contrast to the Zappos/Amazon deal where at least the proceeds were shared with the people who developed things. Presumably this makes people more resistant to bring in private capital or at least try to spend some energy writing yet more complicated contracts and conditions, where it will take volumes of boilerplate to express what a normal person could say in three words: "Don't be jerks."

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    1. Re:probably not illegal but quite sleazy by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, if you do business with jerks, your business parties will be jerks.

      It is not like Microsoft is a unknown company with a short history.

  50. The poor execs will be fine by forgottenusername · · Score: 1

    The modern executive animal possesses extraordinary foresight; written into their contracts are both buyout and early termination clauses.

    They'll still get their golden parachutes, just not quite as much as if the stock valuation had happened.

    They will use their parachute to gently land in the next company, with similar contracts, and use the "My company got sold to Microsoft, we were a success!" angle to get paid boatloads more money.

    Poor executives. It's a hard knock life.

  51. "At Will" is founded on "Right To Work" by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    Right-to-work is the principle is that no employee should ever be forced to join a union in order to get a job. What this means in practical terms is that both employer and employee can sever their relationship at any time for any cause. Typically, employers do offer probationary periods followed by more permanent arrangements, with this difference: during the probationary period, if the employee is fired, it often is put immediately into effect, whereas after probation, the employer typically gives advance notice, usually 2 weeks.

    Just because the government doesn't dictate the terms of employment, however, don't think that all employees are at the mercy of their employers. Larger companies have to compete for talent, so they usually provide competitive termination benefits such as severance pay, assistance in finding another job, etc. Small businesses, however, typically run without the padding of these kinds of benefits.

    It actually works out pretty well. Right-to-work states (most of the South and Mountain states) are generally considered more business-friendly, and typically weather things such as the current recession better than unionized states, IMHO.

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    1. Re:"At Will" is founded on "Right To Work" by mark-t · · Score: 1

      "Typically, employers do offer probationary periods followed by more permanent arrangements, with this difference: during the probationary period, if the employee is fired, it often is put immediately into effect, whereas after probation, the employer typically gives advance notice, usually 2 weeks."

      Interesting. In BC, an employer can't, after the probation has ended, suddenly tell an employee that they are letting them go in 2 weeks because they don't like them any more. Although they may fulfill the general requirements for notice of termination, that notice is required even if the termination is not possibly deemed wrongful. Terminating an employee in BC for reasons that are not related to job performance, ethical misconduct, or due to shortage of work are not allowed after the probation has ended, regardless of how much notice the employer gives the employee.

  52. Truly non-categorizable by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    Yes, that one piece of evil seems to not fit any category. And to add insult to the injury, it is AGAINST the executives, not by them.

  53. article changed? by kwoff · · Score: 1

    Are we reading the same article? The one I see has nothing about venture capitalists, and says the execs departed. The summary seems like it was written by a paranoid schizophrenic after I read the article.

  54. Interesting. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Companies have been burning the worker for years, we have so many exec's who rob a company blind, sell it off, while all the employees are screwed.
    This time its the VC's to the execs, but the execs have excellent lawyers, but is it illegal? Sounds like it is.

    Guess when wall street killed the middle class, the next logical victim is the execs.

    Maybe the execs should unionize. ;)

    *Amusing sidenote, firefox doesn't have unionize in its spell check.

  55. And now who would trust Silverlake by nixer · · Score: 1
    Two side effects -

    1. If you were a startup would you want to do business with Silverlake having seen this?

    2. If you were an exec working at a startup owned by Silverlake would you be reviewing your contract?

    Dumb move. In business if both sides don't feel that there is a win for them in a deal, then the "winner" will shortly have very few people to do business with.

    1. Re:And now who would trust Silverlake by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      didn't some one tell them be nice to people on the way up - they are going to be on so many peoples shit list

  56. comment thread-level discourse by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    If we're voicing how we think informal conversation ought to be...

    Your bile is off-putting. Especially as overreaction.

  57. I'm willing to take $250 Million to go away, too. by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure those 'ousted' execs each walked away with no less than $10 Million *each* (and some of them probably quite a lot more).

    I'm with the parent, it's really hard to feel bad for those poor, rich executives.

  58. brech of contract surly by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    so why are not the fired exec's funding a breach of contract suit against the company - to frack up the merger - this is just the same as nortel making a subsidary bankrupt and all the employees (apart from the senior ones employed by the parent) didn't get statutory redundancy payments.

    And id would also see I there are any discrepancies in age sex race to do them under those laws.

  59. Re:Q. about "at will" Employee handbook by will_die · · Score: 1

    In addition to what others have said, large companies will usually also have an employee handbook which spells out processes, benefits, etc.
    The employee handbooks have been determined to be a contract, in most states, so if the process for firing a person in that are not followed than you have a legal case.

  60. Not surprised - it's probably a good thing by KalgarThrax · · Score: 1

    The VCs behind Skype are some really smart guys that happen to have made a good decision in this case. Get rid of some cruft to benefit the senior engineers and people that actually built the product.

    It's good to remember that people above you in the corporate structure aren't necessarily evil idiots. They are just evil idiots 95% of the time.

  61. Further developments- really evli by call+-151 · · Score: 1

    Felix Salmon dug deeper into the story and it's even worse than originally described, with significant deliberate obfuscation on the part of Silver Light, the financiers, mostly, as well as Skype. Wow. Supposedly, to "retain the best and the brightest," they buried a clause in a subclause in a contract which allows them to repurchase options at the original price, completely antithetical to the whole idea of vesting options. If this becomes a precedent, people are going to have to spend thousands of dollars on lawyers multiple times per year to comb through stuff looking for things like this. From Felix:

    All of this makes any Skype investor saying “it’s not us, it’s the CEO” sound naive at best and, more likely, downright disingenuous. Unless and until such an investor wants to go on the record defending Silver Lake here, I’m going to believe Lee, and assume that it’s Silver Lake who’s largely to blame for the utter breakdown of employer-employee relations at Skype. I don’t know where they got these techniques from, but they’re very alien to Silicon Valley and indeed the rest of the business world. And they do no good at all for the reputation of private equity companies more generally.
     

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