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Building a Better 'Anonymous?'

An anonymous reader writes "A hacktivism panel at the DefCon hacker convention was conspicuously missing its star member Aaron Barr, who dropped out under legal pressure from his former company HBGary Federal, debated how Anonymous could channel its efforts for the greater good. Members of Anon attending the discussion chimed in, too."

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  1. What he really means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    is channel it for the greater "corporate good"

    we long since passed the greater good he envisions and you can look at how we all are treated with caps and costs of the interenet

    1. Re:What he really means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first things Anonymous needs to drop is the kneejerk anti-corporatism and the internet as free lunch memes.

      I think that is the thing that relegates them to campus socialist drum circles, rather than world changers.

    2. Re:What he really means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rub ben gay on your balls.

    3. Re:What he really means by justforgetme · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what's wrong with anti-corporatism when the corporations you rally against the source of your pain?

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    4. Re:What he really means by somersault · · Score: 1

      Are corporations really the source of their pain, or simply an outlet? I think a lot of their "pain" is teenage angst. The rallying might give them a sense of identity and some relief from boredom, but the world would be better off if these people put more energy towards creation than destruction.

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    5. Re:What he really means by somersault · · Score: 2

      Note that I do agree with some of the stuff they have done, and I think it's important for corporations to be more conscientious about data security. But not everything Anonymous does is noble or beneficial to society as a whole.

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    6. Re:What he really means by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      well, I grant You that they have done some preposterous things from time to time. Agreed

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    7. Re:What he really means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably true since the vast majority of hackers who are not in it for the money (i.e.criminals and foreign agents) and should be shot, are introverted teenagers who, if they had the courage, would carry out another Columbine. The rest are adults who think and act like teenagers.

    8. Re:What he really means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are corporations really the source of their pain...?

      I think on slashdot, this is assumed, correct or not. I don't know if it's just the vocal ones, but it seems everyone thinks most companies are inherently evil entities, out to get you in the worst ways conceivable.

      What I see is that most of the ills cited turn out to be incompetence, not malice. But that's not terribly exciting I guess.

    9. Re:What he really means by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of their "pain" is teenage angst.

      Yes. Most of them are teenagers. And I can prove it, too! They're teenagers because I said so.

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    10. Re:What he really means by somersault · · Score: 1

      Teenagers and "tweens" then. Have you ever been to 4chan? Or know the type of people who hang out on it?

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    11. Re:What he really means by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have. But I don't have any evidence that shows how many of them are teenagers (or children) and how many are not. And, even if most of them are teenagers, that doesn't necessarily mean that they are doing everything because of "teenage angst."

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  2. Anonymous is too busy by DoktorSeven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anonymous won't do anything productive. They're too busy trying to get doubles.

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    1. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not your personal army.

    2. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous won't do anything productive. They're too busy trying to get doubles.

      you just rolled dubs bro

    3. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny part is your post actually got doubles.

    4. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dubs, dubs everywhere

    5. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the funny part is that all the morons like yourself come out of the woodwork so easily.

    6. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doubles!

    7. Re:Anonymous is too busy by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Where do you live that they normally hide in the woods? Around these parts they don't even bother!

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    8. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got triples! OH SHI-

    9. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>37023200 Dubs again bro!

    10. Re:Anonymous is too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice doubles

  3. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for the part where you failed and got second :V

  4. Sigh, more buzzwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tuned out after reading "hacktivism".

    1. Re:Sigh, more buzzwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds sexier than "petty vandalism"

    2. Re:Sigh, more buzzwords by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      Hacktivism is useless. UltraTerror(TM) is the way forward.

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  5. Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Will try to keep it short to please the tl;dr crowd.

    Whatever they are discussing, it is not Anonymous, the good old "Internet Hating Machine". Wikipedia is defining it as "(...) a group initiating active civil disobedience and spread through the Internet while staying hidden, originating in 2003 on the imageboard 4chan" but it couldn't be farther from the truth.

    Check the origins and the unofficial mottos of Anonymous. "Doing it for the lulz", "Because none of us is as cruel as all of us".

    Trying to pass anonymous a dark side vigilant group, a collective of Batmans fighting for justice in the shadows is part of the mythology some of these misfit teenagers would like to believe. In reality, the only thing the so called "Anonymous" is capable to do on its own volition is to troll camwhores on Omegle and to ruin teenagers lifes.

    All the rest of the stuff that is pinned on them can be divided in two opposite movements:
    1. Highly capable individuals, cloaking themselves in the unwashed masses
    2. Naive and idealist youngsters in need of a banner to follow.

    The first group is responsible for most of the high profile hacks you see, Sony being the most visible example.

    The second group is responsible for all the PR you see going around, and the most likely to go down when it finally hits the fan. They would be on Greenpeace, PETA or any other of these protesting groups but choose Anonymous because it doesn't require socialization.

    tl;dr: there is such thing as Anonymous, but it is not doing what people are pinning on them. There are hackers wreaking havoc and blaming it on them, and there are naive idealists pretending to be internet superheroes. The real original Anonymous is still busy hacking facebook accounts and tracking down camwhores based on the EXIF of their pictures.

    1. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or to sum it up, newfags are a cancer. Problem is, things move on. It seems long are the days of hating on furries, trolling Second Life and AIDS in the pool. If it originated from and and now forms the majority of "Anonymous", can we really say that they aren't the 'true Anonymous' we remember? A city might be different from today 50 years ago, but it's still the same city if you get what I mean.

    2. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by JockTroll · · Score: 0

      2. Naive and idealist youngsters in need of a BATH.

      FTFY.

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    3. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by schnikies79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People that use the word "newfags" are a cancer. The 4chan crowd is a cancer.

      The internet is worse off thanks to "Anonymous".

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    4. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree. Don't use the word "newfags". That's so gay.

    5. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's like some freak kind of retard-lensing. The area where constructive interference of the Eternal September is at peak value.

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    6. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People that use the word "newfags" are a cancer. The 4chan crowd is a cancer.

      The internet is worse off thanks to "Anonymous".

      CANCER is Cancer. People who throw around the word "Cancer" are idiots.

    7. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, everyone is an idiot. Parent is using Anonymous parlance for crying out loud. Who gives a shit about semantics.

    8. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      No true Scotsman, eh Anon?

      This is sort of like complaining that there are no 'real' Democrats now that the Democratic Party no longer supports slavery or the Chinese Exclusion Act.

      Being able to critically evaluate and improve the purpose of both individuals and groups is one of the most fundamental drives that has improved the quality of human lives and is the motivating force of civilization itself. So yeah, I don't have any sympathy for all the butthurt oldfags that are all made because Anonymous has changed. By any measure the change has been a good one, and no rational person would oppose the continuation of good changes on the grounds that it simply offends somebody's personal definitions.

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    9. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      newfag is Anonymous slang for newbie, probably being used sarcastically in this context. If you actually read the comment it's defending them from the old timers anyway but you've already established you're an idiot so that's probably out of your league.

    10. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cancer
      noun/kansr/
      cancers, plural

      1) The disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body
      2) A malignant growth or tumor resulting from such a division of cells
      3) A practice or phenomenon perceived to be evil or destructive and hard to contain or eradicate

      See point 3. It's a perfectly cromulent use of the term. People who attempt to play grammar Nazi but are actually just ranting against their own pet peeves are a cancer.

    11. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

      dude, I think your confusing "anonymous" with "anonymous coward"

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    12. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      The internet is worse off thanks to "Anonymous".

      Fed

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    13. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by bipbop · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the point is, you have to be an asshole or a moron to do so.

    14. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, people like sigxcpu are already converted. Because people will believe every shit, if it's repeated often enough.

    15. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you missed that one thing with the old veteran and his birthday back when anonymous was still small, cute and not world news:).

    16. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmao

    17. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous evolves according to the people comprising it, as long as you agree on the fundamental idea, you are Anonymous. This is not something a newfag dreamed up, it was there from the beginning, so suck it.

      Hivemind, look it up in a dictionary and learn how it works. Anonymous is not a static entity, it's the collective consciousness of the Internet, reacting to the information of the world flowing through it.

    18. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by bughunter · · Score: 1

      They would be on Greenpeace, PETA or any other of these protesting groups but choose Anonymous because it doesn't require getting shot at by Russian Whalers while freezing your ass off in the bow of a 12' Zodiac bouncing around in the Bering Sea, or having CS sprayed directly into your mouth while chained to the gate of a meatpacking factory in the blazing Texas heat.

      As much as I dislike the "FTFY" method of replying, in this case it seemed to work... One can perform "hacktivism" in one's jammies while munching on a mound of Pizza Rolls.

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    19. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is rather true of Anonymous, it takes 5 minutes to realise that the majority of the people who claim to be part of the Anonymous cause are nothing more than your common vandal with a very basic grasp of the mechanics of what they're doing and for the most part are in it because of the reputation that surrounds it.
      However there is a far more influential side to Anonymous who are the equivalent of a master sleuth, they have the technical skills and the ability to do real damage, and the chaos of Anonymous allows these individuals to continue unabated. If you fall into this latter group, Anonymous is the perfect environment to carry out these 'ops' the PR it generates is directed towards the group rather than an individual, more often than not the mentality of Anonymous is happy to claim responsibility and continue to draw attention to the particular cause while these individuals work on their next target.

      At the end of the day there is only so much attention that can be generated towards a particular cause, it's the reason why an ongoing crisis (Libya, Syria, etcetera) receive a lot of media attention initially, then very little. No doubt the more perceptive among us recognise this, and thus any widespread attention you can draw toward a cause only has a short half-life.

      The only thing you can hope for in a situation like this is that the attention draws in more of these high capable (idealistic) individuals.

    20. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will try to keep it short to please the tl;dr crowd.

      Whatever they are discussing, it is not Anonymous, the good old "Internet Hating Machine". Wikipedia is defining it as "(...) a group initiating active civil disobedience and spread through the Internet while staying hidden, originating in 2003 on the imageboard 4chan" but it couldn't be farther from the truth.

      Check the origins and the unofficial mottos of Anonymous. "Doing it for the lulz", "Because none of us is as cruel as all of us".

      Trying to pass anonymous a dark side vigilant group, a collective of Batmans fighting for justice in the shadows is part of the mythology some of these misfit teenagers would like to believe. In reality, the only thing the so called "Anonymous" is capable to do on its own volition is to troll camwhores on Omegle and to ruin teenagers lifes.

      All the rest of the stuff that is pinned on them can be divided in two opposite movements:

      1. Highly capable individuals, cloaking themselves in the unwashed masses

      2. Naive and idealist youngsters in need of a banner to follow.

      The first group is responsible for most of the high profile hacks you see, Sony being the most visible example.

      The second group is responsible for all the PR you see going around, and the most likely to go down when it finally hits the fan. They would be on Greenpeace, PETA or any other of these protesting groups but choose Anonymous because it doesn't require socialization.

      tl;dr: there is such thing as Anonymous, but it is not doing what people are pinning on them. There are hackers wreaking havoc and blaming it on them, and there are naive idealists pretending to be internet superheroes. The real original Anonymous is still busy hacking facebook accounts and tracking down camwhores based on the EXIF of their pictures.

      You should keep spreading this story, it's useful.

  6. I guess I don't belong. by BitwiseX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If you leave Anonymous because you don't agree with something it did, then you don't belong in Anonymous," Housch says.

    The problem with Anonymous being so unstructured, (which isn't a bad idea) is that anybody can do anything under that brand. As much as I like the thought and the idea of Anonymous, when they attack innocents I can't be associated with them. That's off target. Oh, they don't attack innocents you say? Well you look at those massive password dumps and tell me that all those folks are "wrong doers". I guarantee that MOST of those users are regular Joes (possibly even members of Anon!) who are just trying to make a pay check. Guilty by association doesn't work for entire corporations from top to bottom. Hell, I saw a mySQL dump of passwords for a nudist colony tweeted by Anonymous. Really? A corrupt nudist colony? When you're THAT off target, that's the kind of BS that's going to be used against you. "Chaotic" is the perfect description of Anonymous, and I don't see how it will be anything but. It's unfortunate.

    This is why I don't call myself a member of Anonymous, and don't see myself being a "member" anytime soon. Good messages, poor execution.

    1. Re:I guess I don't belong. by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      well, anonymous is just anonymous.

      it's not like you can blame one anon coward on slashdot for something that another anon coward contributes to the thread.

      but it's essential for how slashdot differs from many tech blogs to have that "post as anonymous" possibility - simply because then you get more possibility for truth that's logical on it's own.

      if you want to put it into context of the old copy-scene.. sure, there were few groups which distributed warez effectively - BUT the majority of (illegal)sw copying happened within the masses of regular computer users, so widely that you couldn't really stop it even if you tried.

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    2. Re:I guess I don't belong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are not a member of Anonymous because you do not think like Anonymous. Lets look at those massive password dumps, would you rather have your password posted publicly so you can see it and change it, or would you rather Anonymous have kept the DB to themselves (as the majority of hackers do.) See the thing is, by publicly posting their hacks Anonymous is foiling the hacks of better more hidden hackers. If an anon can get your password you can be sure that some other hacker probably already has it.

    3. Re:I guess I don't belong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Chaotic" is the perfect description of Anonymous

      The real question then is whether they are chaotic good or chaotic evil

    4. Re:I guess I don't belong. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      And how many people are going to go looking for their accounts and passwords? Wouldn't it be better to contact the site owners to point out the issue and have them deal with fixing the bad passwords by changing them and/or alerting the users that there is a potential problem? If they at least did that and allowed a reasonable time to fix (where reasonable is not a matter of a few hours or even a few days), they'd get a much better image. I know a number of security professionals who see them as no more than children with dangerous weapons, little different from the script-kiddies of old except that the tools are now both easier to use and more powerful. A copy of Backtrack and a few YouTube videos can lead to just about anyone getting into a system if enough systems are scanned (and "enough" doesn't even need to be that many).

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    5. Re:I guess I don't belong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you look at those massive password dumps and tell me that all those folks are "wrong doers". I guarantee that MOST of those users are regular Joes (possibly even members of Anon!) who are just trying to make a pay check.

      There is a saying around here; Vote with your wallet.

      All those folks used their wallets to actively supported Sony, a company that has done much evil including spreading malware.
      Every single one of them are "wrong doers" and deserves what they got.

    6. Re:I guess I don't belong. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Chaotic Neutral. Chaotic Good or Chaotic Evil would imply an agenda beyond luls.

    7. Re:I guess I don't belong. by MWoody · · Score: 1

      "For the lulz."

      I.e. they do things specifically because it amuses them, regardless of the damage it causes. That's pretty clearly not good, and I'd say it goes well past neutral and down into chaotic evil territory.

    8. Re:I guess I don't belong. by horza · · Score: 1

      where reasonable is not a matter of a few hours or even a few days

      A few hours might be pushing it, but a few days is reasonable to plug a gaping security hole that compromises all your users and can enable the identity theft of up to millions of users. As for wouldn't it be better to contact the site owners, didn't they warn in advance last time that they would be dumping the database of passwords? (was it NASA?) I would say it is fair to assume that if Anon have it, then more shady characters will already have had it for a while. If it's dumped publically, it shouldn't be hard to write a script that emails each person to warn them their account has been compromised, assuming some joker hasn't gone in there first and reset the password. I agree with the general thrust of your argument but I don't see it quite as black and white since we don't know that they weren't warned and just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

      Phillip.

    9. Re:I guess I don't belong. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Hell, I saw a mySQL dump of passwords for a nudist colony tweeted by Anonymous. Really? A corrupt nudist colony?

      A Slashdot nudist colony... now THAT would be corrupt.

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    10. Re:I guess I don't belong. by innerweb · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be better to contact the site owners to point out the issue and have them deal with fixing the bad passwords by changing them and/or alerting the users that there is a potential problem? If they at least did that and allowed a reasonable time to fix

      I would have agreed if the predominant position of companies had not been have them arrested. At that point, I don't think anyone with any smarts is going to contact a company to let them know that the person(s) discovered a security hole and here is the proof. Companies in general have shot themselves in the foot there. Then again, as a company (most of which have no clue as to what security in any form is), do you act tough and *proactive* by taking the *evil doers* down or work with them? Are you opening yourself to extortion over time, or are these hackers truly not crackers in disguise? How does one ignorant of the internet and its ways truly gauge that? They do not. They fall back on what they know. Legal prosecution and woe is me.

      Think of it this way. You come home and a stranger is sitting in your house with some of your most valuable stuff. They tell you your security is inadequate (you paid for the best you know about). But, they can show you how to fix it (or not). Do you trust this person? Do you bargain with or listen to them? No way in hell. That is how most business feels about that kind of hacking. They see a stranger in their house. They will probably seek out and consult some *expert* who is nowhere near close but talks a good talk. In the end, little to nothing will change and they will never know unless they can afford to hire a real expert who can stay with them every week to every day. Most can not afford that.

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  7. A bunch of newfags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anon does it for the lulz. Doing things for the greater good? Fucking moralfags.

  8. The damage has already been done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Latest story on El Reg: "Anonymous and LulzSec spew out largest ever police data dump, see the actual article here.

    This wouldn't be so upsetting if they didn't include lots of personal information in there; creditcard data, bank accounts, residential info. All about police officers who happen to work at an agency which apparently has hired unskilled IT staff. Still; the only thing this move does is damage and risk the safety of said police officers (how many for example are working undercover?).

    SO puhlease spare me your self-rightous bull about "for the greater good". That's the same kind of crap which the cooperation's and governments targeted by anonymous and co used themselves.

    If only these kiddiots would get it into their thick skulls that the ends don't justify the means then we'd be getting somewhere. But I think its going to take a long while before we'll ever reach that point.

  9. The media missed the Anonymous Cyber War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The presentation on Sat night was the better presentation. It was not on the schedule. It was arranged at the last minute and went off in Track 4. It was recorded so you can see it

    Background... Backtrace Security doxed Anitsec (Anony/Lulz) leadership. The presentation ended with a real panel of speakers from both sides discussing the movement and the implications.

    Check out the tweets from that night (1900-2030).

  10. Anon by mfh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Isn't Anonymous kind of synonymous with progressive anarchy? Here are ten things Anonymous could do if they wanted to really be recognized as a positive force for all of humanity:

    1. Develop a manner where a person could support themselves legitimately anywhere in the world. (ie: generate legit income from fair labour)

    2. Develop a manner where a person could know what organizations to support and which to avoid.

    3. Help inform people about what they do that is positive.

    4. Cultivate talent.

    5. Grow numbers.

    6. Maintain their own security.

    7. Shun asshats.

    8. Give and get some lulz that are positive. Remember sometimes the lulz are funny

    9. Create some technologies and give them away to the planet.

    10. Develop a future for Anonymous. What is Anonymous in 20yrs? Is it still an underground group of loosely affiliated people? Is it every human being on the planet? What are the goals of this group? What should the goals be? What shouldn't the goals be?

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    1. Re:Anon by said213 · · Score: 0

      It isn't a "group."

      You comment as though a collection of random interests have a unified voice by default.
      Anarchy without leadership is best described as free will.
      Hacking without leadership is being described as Anonymous.

      Motivation, resources and results may be similar, but no one is telling these people what to do beyond providing a bit of inspiration and a loose sense of solidarity... and even though some might try to guide or shape or direct things, it seems clear that there is no one involved is listening.

      A collective need not be united to net results which are compatible with the desires of the individual.

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    2. Re:Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About your 10 suggestions for Anonymous... Quite frankly, it's not that kind of an organization.

      2. Develop a manner where a person could know what organizations to support and which to avoid.

      The thing is, this is mostly picked at random. The only reason they protested Scientology is because of a Tom Cruise video being taken down. It degenerated into the gatherings in front of Scientology buildings, which was a flimsy excuse for many to just find other people like them out there and waste a bit of time. It was a disorganized mob dressed up holding signs with internet memes nobody cared about.

      Someone motivated against Scientology noticed the whole Tom Cruise fiasco and used all those kids to get those protests going. And that's where the modern day "Anonymous" (the hacker group) comes from. Bored kids looking for ideologies and wanting to belong to something, and easy to manipulate into doing something. Someone paid close attention to what the guy did to motivate them to protest ("stickin' it to the man"), and put a lot of kids to good use for their own activities.

      3. Help inform people about what they do that is positive.

      Except they hardly ever do something that is to be considered positive. The whole Sony fiasco wasn't positive. It was just another sign that people are lax with security, which isn't a big surprise. The whole deal of supporting Wikileaks (aka "Let's DDoS Amazon and Paypal") was hardly positive. The few times they've done something positive is to uncover the identity of someone who was abusing animals.

      7. Shun asshats.

      Due to the nature of anonymous, they're subject to the greater internet fuckwad theory. Even if they were to shun asshats from their "ranks", they're such a loosely organized group of people that anyone can basically claim to be "Anonymous" and they wouldn't have a way to claim otherwise.

      10. Develop a future for Anonymous. What is Anonymous in 20yrs?

      Working for the very man that they were stickin' it to, hopefully not with a criminal record.

      Don't get me wrong, I can to a certain point agree with some of the things they've done. And I can understand that these kids are looking for something that gives them a sense of stickin' it to the man, we've all been there... But I think that they're too easily controlled by external forces and probably due to their average age don't think through about the consequences. I also think that many of the reactions about "Anonymous" have been way out of proportion.

      But in all honesty, there are far more notable problems in the world than what these kids are usually making a fuss about, or probably even aware about.

    3. Re:Anon by mfh · · Score: 2

      But in all honesty, there are far more notable problems in the world than what these kids are usually making a fuss about, or probably even aware about.

      Like how the fuck we're supposed to stop an asteroid from slamming into our planet when all of our resources are going to global oil wars, diverted away from space exploration and preparation against world-ending events?

      The oil wars are world-ending events themselves. We have the technology now to power cars in a way that won't cost us a dime. We have the technology now to power entire cities without ever having to lift a finger. Solar energy is the way to do it, but you can't operate a solar power station with a bunch of fucking anarchists running around fucking shit up.

      I mean if you look up at the sky and see the vast resources out there, you kinda just have to ask what the fuck we're doing here with this narrow minded anti-purpose.

      What is the balance between Anonymous and the Fascists, and is that perhaps a better solution? Can there be a balance between anarchy and fascism?

      Here is why I like Anonymous. I like the way they can latch onto something and tear it apart, and that 2/3 times the thing they are tearing down is some Fascist organization. The reason Anon attacked Scientology is because they are Fascists, not because of Tom Cruise.

      I think Fascist organizations in general are bad, so I like Anonymous for this purpose, but I don't see anyone contributing to making the world better, I just see that these guys are good at destroying things and destroying people and that's not positive. There aren't many other effective things a group of hackers can do except disrupt the fascist agenda. So when the fascist agenda is tied closely to the American economy, which it is, we see S&P downgrading the US credit score again. This downgrade is a direct result of efforts of the fascists to forcing the US towards a global police state situation. It's exactly what they want.

      I recommend SLC Punk! because it does kind of touch on some of the early ideas about what Anonymous wants to be as a whole, but why it can't be that because it can't be anything if it's not developed as anti-structure and that the whole idea of a structured or purposed Anonymous is one that is Fascist itself.

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    4. Re:Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Progressive Anarchy? Possibly, but really everything I've seen so far regarding the Anonymous movement seems to indicate that they're the left's equivalent of the Tea Party. Only difference being that the political left has all but been entirely marginalized and shut out of policy discussions while the hardcore right now has a bit of a choke hold on government, as the default fiasco showed.

      Anonymous is supposed to be an idea, a "feeling" and not a centralized movement. It's the crystallized form of the political dissent built up on the left from being progressively shut out of the discussion and debate about the future of the world. More and more government is tending towards the authoritarian, and more and more we have loud cockbacks of frothing fecal matter like Santorum who are trying to turn back the clock and send us into a new dark age of human social interaction.

      Just like piracy is considered an economic metric of complete market failure of pricing in a given area (if people pirate, obviously your goods are too expensive for people to care to buy them) I think this kind of hacktivism is a sign of political failure to address the concerns of the people. When people feel shut out, when people feel violated, and when they feel like they have nothing to lose, they fight back. Sony is a great example of this. There efforts to squelch anyone with the PS3 keys, which each PS3 owner has a right to own seeing as it's embedded in THEIR console.

      Sony is not vulnerable legally, nobody has the cash or the time to take on a giant. Connectix/Bleem showed even if you were more than willing they would drag the case out so as to leave the poor plaintiffs in financial ruin despite winning the case. In this case it finally became too much, and the powerless struck back against Sony, hurting them the only way they knew how, their pocketbooks. Sony has now suffered millions of dollars in damage and possibly more depending on how some of their legal business with insurers fairs.

      They have now seen that they are no longer untouchable, that there is a price to pay for certain actions, and that there are some problems that no amount of money can make go away. I agree very much with the rest of the above though. Right now is always the most important time in history to start changing for the better. Anonymous is all of our collective psyche, a giant ocean of Lulz with which we sail on and we are all but waves upon that ocean. No single wave changes the motion of the ocean, but if enough work together they form a Tsunami, and we all know what those can do in the right places.

      So if Anonymous is simply decentralized social/political/economic rage, it must crystallize into something much more coherent and focused if it is to survive. This can happen if enough people decide to make some very public, high profile actions and set the overall tone of Anonymous in the above manner you describe. It must take a page from the only other type of decentralized mass movement: Standalone Complex.

      We are all individual pieces acting together for the same ideal, find a part to play, or get out of the way.

    5. Re:Anon by mfh · · Score: 1

      Chaos cannot crystallize, so therefore chaos dissipates. Seriously watch SLC Punk! and you'll see what I mean. The guy figures it out. It's all bullshit.

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    6. Re:Anon by said213 · · Score: 0

      "Like... Asteroid.. Wars... Space Exploration... World ending... Technology... Solar power station... Fascists"

      Between the ancient memes and the UID which predates the term "meme," I would like to see you rephrase your post to more closely match modern convention regarding complaining about such things... "Get off my lawn!"

      (FUDdy duddy!)

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    7. Re:Anon by symes · · Score: 1

      You are asking a paranoid bunch of very high performing individuals to cooperate with one another and write a mission statement. I like the idea... but... er... oh look, shiny things!

    8. Re:Anon by mfh · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I meant. I love how you **understand** me!

      Now can you please, just stand on the side-walk. That's why we made side-walks you know, so people wouldn't stand on lawns.

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    9. Re:Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds a little too heartfelt for the Internet I know...

      Nevertheless, thanks for a tidy little post. Fuck the corporate apologists... There's a lot of slippery-slope arguments that drive Anon and their sympathizers regarding security, anonymity, privacy, free speech... the flaw in them is that we're already at the bottom of the slope. Anything the corporate-owned government or the master-oligarchs can do to you (the "people") they have already done...

      If you're being raped, nobody's gonna blame you for getting a nut shot in; the consequences are the same whether or not you hit your target, but at least you can have the satisfaction of trying to resist...

    10. Re:Anon by rwv · · Score: 1

      1. Develop a manner where a person could support themselves legitimately anywhere in the world. (ie: generate legit income from fair labour)
      2. Develop a manner where a person could know what organizations to support and which to avoid.
      3. Help inform people about what they do that is positive.
      4. Cultivate talent.
      5. Grow numbers.
      6. Maintain their own security.
      7. Shun asshats.
      8. Give and get some lulz that are positive. Remember sometimes the lulz are funny.
      9. Create some technologies and give them away to the planet.
      10. Develop a future for Anonymous. What is Anonymous in 20yrs? Is it still an underground group of loosely affiliated people? Is it every human being on the planet? What are the goals of this group? What should the goals be? What shouldn't the goals be?

      1. This currently falls under the jurisdiction of education / apprenticeship / schools. There are too many varied industries that any advise you get from a single one of them is going to end up being terribly biased.
      2. http://www.charitynavigator.com.
      3. Anonymous has carried a good track record of punishing groups who sorta deserve it. That's a good thing, to me.
      4-7. Gonna skip these b/c they are too general.
      8. Practical jokes are actually really hard to pull off without causing damage... so this would indeed be something to see.
      9. LOIC ?
      10. I think the goal is that Anonymous will only exist if it has to. The end goal is for the organization to not need to exist 20 years from now.

    11. Re:Anon by schlachter · · Score: 1

      to your #1 point, it's called software development.

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    12. Re:Anon by operagost · · Score: 1

      Progressive Anarchy? Possibly, but really everything I've seen so far regarding the Anonymous movement seems to indicate that they're the left's equivalent of the Tea Party.

      The members of the various tea party groups are, on the whole, known. They also don't do anything illegal in the name of the group. Bizarro tea party, maybe.

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    13. Re:Anon by operagost · · Score: 1
      Oh wait, I missed this:

      loud cockbacks of frothing fecal matter like Santorum

      You're losing your mind over Santorum? I rescind my reasoned reply to your trollish post, you stupid douche.

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    14. Re:Anon by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Anonymous isn't leaderless, I wish people would stop pushing this myth.

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    15. Re:Anon by said213 · · Score: 0

      Unless you're claiming to be the leader or are offering to cite clear proof, your baseless factisms are no more valid than any others.

      I will say, however, that pretending that there is a leader to these utterly random, yet similarly themed, incidents of opportunism makes about as much sense as claiming that schoolyard bullies are unionized.

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    16. Re:Anon by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Go and spend some time in anonops IRC. Then you'll know how foolish it is to suggest that there is no leadership in place.

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    17. Re:Anon by said213 · · Score: 0

      That's the best idea ever!
      Maybe I should register for a permit too.
      Moron.

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    18. Re:Anon by Scott+Scott · · Score: 1

      Isn't Anonymous kind of synonymous with progressive anarchy?

      More like a creeping mold.

      1. Develop a manner where a person could support themselves legitimately anywhere in the world. (ie: generate legit income from fair labour)

      Wut

      2. Develop a manner where a person could know what organizations to support and which to avoid.

      Read Wikileaks?

      3. Help inform people about what they do that is positive.

      Project Chanology, anyone?

      4. Cultivate talent.

      Ha. Good one.

      6. Maintain their own security.

      Not an issue for an all-inclusive anonymous group that by nature keeps its borders open.

      7. Shun asshats.

      You miss the point of Anonymous.

      9. Create some technologies and give them away to the planet.

      Already happened. I don't know why people don't appreciate free DDOS scripts.

      10. Develop a future for Anonymous. What is Anonymous in 20yrs? Is it still an underground group of loosely affiliated people? Is it every human being on the planet? What are the goals of this group? What should the goals be? What shouldn't the goals be?

      You're overanalyzing Anon here.

    19. Re:Anon by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      That's right, if the truth hurts just throw childish insults. I expect nothing more.

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    20. Re:Anon by said213 · · Score: 0

      what part here is truth and what part here hurts? it's pretty hard to sort out:

      1. want to remain anonymous? don't access 'anonymous' related communications channels
      2. want to not become involved? don't access 'anonymous' related communications channels
      3. want to become involved without becoming affiliated? don't access 'anonymous' related communications channels

      what you are not understanding that anyone can take 'anonymous' action, at any time, with or without direction

      which leads me to:

      4. morons expect nothing more.

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    21. Re:Anon by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Yes anyone can be anonymous, but this particular group of anonymous people have a leadership.

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    22. Re:Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      events occurring under the name 'anonymous' in brazil, numerous regions of the united states, italy, syria, korea, u.k., norway and a half dozen other countries seem to point back to the moron accusation... some activists utilizing the anonymous name are more visible than others. that isn't leadership... that's just visibility.
      don't let your perception convince you that reality is other than it is.

  11. Members of Anon... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

    How do you know they were members? Did they produce membership cards?

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    1. Re:Members of Anon... by Hobbs114 · · Score: 1

      They wore V masks, duh!

    2. Re:Members of Anon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smell.

    3. Re:Members of Anon... by satuon · · Score: 1

      They're wearing masks. This proves they're Anonymous.

    4. Re:Members of Anon... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If they say they're members, and you don't know their name, they are.

    5. Re:Members of Anon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS

      Anonymous -> not a group, can be anyone
      Anonymous people -> everyone who hasn't been identified

      As far as I understand the english language, there IS a distinction and it's relevant. I'm baffled that quite many native english speakers fail to comprehend this.

    6. Re:Members of Anon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. Every Anonymous member is given an official membership card which consists of a standard business-card-sized piece of cardstock paper with their membership information stamped on it -- i.e. completely blank.

  12. Identifying yourself as Anonymous at fedcon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballsy. Or stupid. Or both.

  13. I Keep Asking This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep asking this question but I've yet to see a real answer besides OMG EVIL USA GOVERNMENT:

    Why is Anon not targetting more countries that are less free than NATO? You can still be executed in China for dissention and Anon might even actually have enough manpower to make a dent in the Iranian government network, but Anon keeps targetting these dumbshit US corporations that have AT BEST restricted documents(restricted documents being below classified but more sensitive than Unclassified/FOUO). These attacks haven't proven shit and are a waste of everyone's time.

    I realize that a lot of Anon is just doing it "for the lulz" or whatever but there has been a lot of attempts to reconcile their attacks with actual justification and it always sounds weak as shit compared to what is going on in Iran or China.

  14. Hmmmm.the "greater good"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm...hmmmm...greater good...greater good....this implies doing good....! Whup! Something this bunch does not do! Better come up with a better definition! This bunch and good do not fit in the same sentence.

  15. Follow Facebook and Google+ by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    As the widom of Facebook and Google+ will tell you people are more likely to do good when they reveal their real names. Therefore, I theorise hactivists would be more likely to do good in their hacking if they used their real names!

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  16. Members of anon attending by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did they wear Groucho Marx glasses or Guy Faukes masks?

  17. "Star"?? by sunderland56 · · Score: 3, Informative

    On what basis is Aaron Barr a "star" anywhere, much less a conference about computer security??

    When your (former) company is the poster child for how not to do security, I would think your main reason for showing up at DefCon would be if you wanted to be publicly humiliated.

    1. Re:"Star"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just going to say that. I gathered he was a bit of a paraiah in the security community to some extent.

    2. Re:"Star"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think your main reason for showing up at DefCon would be if you wanted to be publicly humiliated.

      There could be many reasons for his appearance at Defcon

      captcha = inflict (even the captcha is poking fun at me now)

  18. Re:Dear Anonymous/LulzSec/AntiSec by justforgetme · · Score: 2

    Quite valid points.

    I disagree with all of them :-)

    And no, this is not a joke. The simple fact of the matter is that the glacial speed of evolution in goverments, their agencies and multinational monetary institutions has left them way behind from an administrative point of view. In a state in which they cannot anymore supervise their own mass and activities and because of the internal mechanisms that link them all together they turn to solutions too inefficient from their inception on. These choices that are being made and have been being made since the end of WW1 are leading everyone into the same vicious cycle of approving more and more inefficient countermeasures that end up inflating them even more and perpetuating the problem.

    Nature millenia ago developed a very good mechanism to take care of such mishaps, it's called SPECIATION and surprisingly it is the only one behavior our economic society has to copy from nature.

    So: Sorry but everything you said is irrelevant

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  19. The idea of Anonymous as a brand is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The idea of Anonymous as a brand is stupid to begin with as anyone can use it champion whatever cause they want. If they can find enough other people to go along with it, it might pick up some steam and get something done. Otherwise it just fades into obscurity. For everything that's been done under the Anonymous banner, there's probably only a small overlap in participants. The people who went after the Scientologists probably aren't the same as the ones that defaced some Facebook page or hacked into some company's website. Trying to ascribe any attributes to such a group is utterly pointless.

    The beautiful part is that if idiots in law enforcement try to treat it as a group, they end up watching and looking at a lot of individuals who are unlikely to participate in any one event. The information that they have on some kid who made crank calls to a grieving family isn't any good if they're looking for people who were behind the DDOS of some organization. Hiding in the sea of Anonymous makes it harder to be found and makes any efforts to determine what exactly you've done a lot harder.

  20. Re:Dear Anonymous/LulzSec/AntiSec by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    When you see huge numbers of police acting in complete disregard of the law and beating the crap out of people it becomes a bit of a leap to accept it isn't the majority that acts this way.

    Yes I accept that 99% of the time police officers do act quite reasonably but that doesn't make them the good guys either.

  21. this is about regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like when blueshirt police leaves one group in the city to deal drugs so at least they know where it comes from and what it is (in my sometimes less than humble opinion). I hope they don't fall for it

  22. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    post ponies.

  23. Somewhat similar european initiative by Ezel · · Score: 1

    There is an initiative in somewhat the same general direction taking place in Europe right now called ' Internet Activism Infrastructure Organization '
    http://iaio.eu/

    It's people from the clusters WeRebuild.eu and Telecomix.org that are behind this new initiative.
    http://werebuild.eu/wiki/Main_Page
    http://telecomix.org/

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  24. Name it something else. That would be step 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't use the name Anonymous. Cease and Desist already.

    The Joe's on the street confuse the Group 'Anonymous' with the evil 'Anonymous' posters that are cyberbulling.

    Playing right into Zuckerberg's hands of banning all 'Anonymous' posting.

    "Ya I heard something about that 'Anonymous" says Joe Normal.

      Besides. You can't patent an English word. Everyone knows this.

    How are you going to build a brand that way? You can't.

    Try this out: http://www.bandnamemaker.com/generator/

            Bushy Sax
            Corrosion Of The Tendril
            Galvanized Ladies And The Crafty Skater
            Monochrome Defiance
            Monday Pad
            Determined Arena
            Post-modern Igloo And The Camelot
            Mainstream Look-alike
            Timely Duff
            Ambush Before Rap
            Resistance Team
            Mineral Of The Exercise
            Late Thorax And The Forgotten Database

  25. Doing it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anonymous" is just a theme. It's basically a Halloween costume, just like those Guy Fawkes masks that not coincidentally are associated with them.

    If you disguise yourself as Mario, Bugs Bunny or Bart, you are obviously making use of a brand-character belonging to Nintendo, Time Wagner and Fox respectively.

    If you disguise yourself as a werewolf, well you are just a werewolf, there is no specific affiliation related to you but at the same time you aren't just anything, you are a werewolf.

  26. They're still better than NOTHING @ ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    W/out law enforcement I'd bank on it we'd have chaos only the meanest bastards would be left or the luckiest.

    * Perhaps after that mayhem, & I'm SURE there'd be that then? THEN, there would be peace (by attrition & mutual respect only, & then only MAYBE).

    APK

    P.S.=> No, society is in place so that we progress, peaceably (not just in conquering)... & there isn't any progress made on a battlefield that never ends except for killing!

    I mean - heck, the internet today shows us that, that there's an element of outright criminals out there victimizing the weak, just like in society too - without "cops online" or police period keeping the peace? It's be utter mayhem, not a doubt in my mind... (& without societal social contracts of law between us, that's what we'd have - unending battlefields & chaos, everywhere... people are REALLY good @ 2 things though, without society: Feeding themselves & killing... & fear is the taskmaster behind law & it's enforced by PAIN or the threat thereof, how f'ing sad, but there's the WAY IT OUGHTA BE, & there's the WAY IT IS...)

    ... apk

  27. You know, I won a lawsuit vs. police once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that's right - for illegally entering my apartment without a warrant, & scarring me for LIFE (over my eye in fact with a baton, & beat the shit out of me (I did not raise a hand, you do that? They can blow you away, or put you away for a LONG time is why).

    This happened right around when Rodney King got his ass whipping & in fact, around 1991 iirc, & JUST before it (they hushed it up & settled out of court with me though, because what happened to King happened to me with permanent consequences).

    For years afterwards (MANY years in fact)? Hey, I feared any policemen, that's right (psychological damage bigtime).

    I got over it eventually when police helped my family trackdown a robber that hit us twice (when we finally took some gunshots @ him in our home in fact).

    They did such a good job the 2nd time tracking the little bleeding bastard, and thru a snowstorm (tracks got buried fast & blood too), that I had to realize "Hey, not all of these fellas are jerks, most are decent guys doing their jobs protecting us from the REAL criminals!"... that's right.

    Without them doing that, I'd bet even though he got plugged he'd try it again, or one of his "crew" would. They were hitting our neighborhood, left & right (especially old ladies' homes). They SURE "f'd up" trying us though, especially a 2nd time...

    BOTTOM-LINE, is this: You can bet that without police protection, inner urban areas like I live in & have for the majority of my life (except for highschool, my parents didn't want myself OR MY BROTHER growing up in "felony academy" environs, so I got "shipped off" to suburban highschools & got partial academic/athletic scholarship aid (Room & Board + a bit more @ a great college for Lacrosse (LeMoyne, a national many time champ or divisional champ in division II)) TRULY WOULD BE A LOT WORSE!

    APK

    P.S.=> Put it THIS way, I know, & have known, most of the "thugs" around here, & probably would have become one IF I stayed around here longer in my youth... if there were NO POLICE? They'd "Eat everyone ALIVE"... they're feral bastards is why & constantly in and out of jail, like it's a career or something - some are not "so bad", but their lives are NOT to be "envied", that is certain!

    ... apk

  28. Re:Dear Anonymous/LulzSec/AntiSec by justforgetme · · Score: 1

    I am replying to myself because I can't be bothered to reply to an anonymous coward:

    dear anonymous coward: I can't be bothered to take your reply seriously, sorry.

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  29. Let's build a better Al Qaeda by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Subby,

    Stop using these asinine question headlines. It's not clever. It's trite.

    Anonymous isn't a force for anything other than it's own amusement. If they did something good it was out of caprice.

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  30. "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat", troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2369876&cid=37029380

    * Also - What EXACTLY makes you my "superior" in the art & science of computing then, since you seem to be inferring that "AC's" like myself are inferior to you "registered LUSERS" around here then in your reply now, also?

    (I'd love to see the answer to that much on YOUR part, because then, once you show me YOURS? I'll show you mine, & we can "compare notes"...)

    Since you have obvious reading difficulties, I also suggest you get your "hooked on phonics" lessons out & study them again, using my post reply above to yours as practice material... you NEED it!

    APK

    P.S.=>

    ".yrros ,ylsuoires ylper ruoy ekat ot derehtob eb t'nac I :drawoc suomynona raed :drawoc suomynona na ot ylper ot derehtob eb t'nac I esuaceb flesym ot gniylper ma I" - by justforgetme - ANOTHER /. TROLLING WANNABE SUPERIOR "Registered LUSER" (1814588) on Tuesday August 09, @03:41AM (#37030380) Homepage

    "???"

    Uhm... Could we get a translation of that wannabe superior registered LUSER "troll-speak/trolllanguage" of yours, please?

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    I'd also like to impart some wisdom on you, on the grounds of which you have attempted to imply that you are "superior because you are a REGISTERED 'LUSER'" on /., to myself as an AC poster on:

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    "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society..." - J. Krishnamurti

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    * And, you're a troll - no questions asked...SEE MY SUBJECT LINE ABOVE!

    Yes, it must have just have been another done nothing of significance with his life troll spewing his off-topic b.s. again & not contributing to the ongoing conversations. Oh well - No biggie!

    ("ReVeRsE-PsYcHoLoGy", for trolls - Courtesy of this code by "yours truly" in less than 1 second flat):

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    #TrollTalkComReversePsychologyKiller.py (Ver #2 by APK)

    def reverse(s):
        try:
            trollstring = ""
            for apksays in s:
            trollstring = apksays + trollstring
        except:
            print("error/abend in reverse function")
        return trollstring

    s = ""
    print reverse(s)

    try:
      s = "Insert whatever 'trollspeak/trolllanguage' gibberish occurs here..."
      s = reverse(s)
      print(s)
    except Exception as e:
      print(e)

    ---

    ... apk