No Higgs Just Yet
gbrumfiel writes "Last month, scientists reported a number of 'excess events' that could be caused by the appearance of the long-sought Higgs boson inside the LHC. But it looks like they'll have to put the champagne back on ice. New data presented at a conference in India shows no new signs of the Higgs. The signal was probably just a statistical fluctuation."
just a higg-up.
Statistics and the scientific method triumph again!
Or so says the state of Texas.
"probably just a statistical fluctuation"...or is that exactly what the Higgs Boson WANTS us to think???
That sneaky particle...
Scott
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
I did bump hunting for my PhD in particles a decade and a half ago. This is the way life goes -- you get a signal that almost has enough significance to really believe -- then it collapses when you pile in more data. If a journal is filled with papers each having a single p=0.05 result, then one out of 20 of them is reasonably expected to be wrong!
I've just discovered the very rare and elusive Higgs Boson and in the process created a black hole that will most likely consume the earth and destroy the our entire solar system... oh nevermind It's just a statistical fluctuation.
They could just as well have celebrated the statistical fluctuation. Gee, these physicists really don't know how to party.
So they don't know if it was a "statistical fluctuation" - it may have been in fact the Higgs boson. Basically, they don't know. Point is, the Higgs boson would explain the difference between the massless photon and the massive W and Z bosons, which mediate the weak force. For those of you who don't know what that means, it's very important - it would help us better understand radioactive decay and just the universe in general - the Higgs boson has also been called "the God particle." Its existence would in theory allow time travel - it would also allow us to jump in and out of dimensions - so whether or not it exists is indeed very important - but they need to stop reporting on "oops" and "maybe's" until they have a definitive answer. No use in getting our hopes up just to dash them away...
They probably tried to get by with just one shark for every two lasers. Cheapskates.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
The models that we are using today to describe the universe are hopelessly inadequate. In my view there is no Higgs boson. A whole lot of stuff that we consider fundamental today in reality should be derived from underlying properties. Mass and gravity as most noticeable examples. There is no Higgs, but keep looking so that everyone else can be convinced it does not exist.
Aptly named the God Particle. Lots of people believe it exists, without any substantial proof that it exists at all. Faith in Science ...
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
Those of you (probably most of you) that want transporters, replicators, and ftl travel DO NOT WANT them to find anything that looks like the higgs. Finding it would validate existing models. Those models exclude all that stuff you wish was real.
The idea here is to not find a higgs and to find something else previously unknown. Not finding it will invalidate the current models. This is a good thing.
I tried so hard, and got so far
But in the end, it wasn't even matter
I had pro-tons, and smashed them all
But W bosons don't even matter
They need more energy credits. I know that Chairman Yang has repeatedly suggested that a series of three boreholes are completed near the capital, which would allow the commencement of discovering the secrets of pre-sentient algorithms. Once this happens, it's only a matter of building enough condensers to harvest the required food to grow a larger population of Thinkers. With a viable mind/machine interface in addition to the overwhelming benefits of telepathy in battling the the Hive drones, transcendence is assured. The discovery of the Higgs will be a happy coincidence, not to mention the realization of finally being able to live peaceably with the mindworms.
My Bet is that the Higgs doesn't exist. It's only in the standard model to support Massless particles like Massless Neutrinos, but the Solor Neutrino Problem already puts serious cracks in that assumption. So my bet is that there is no such thing as a massless particle.
It's probably nothing... probably... but... well, no... we're well within normal bounds again. Continuing sequence.
...no worries, we will just argue whether it was created or if it evolved.
This is not the Higgs you're looking for.
My other car is a 1984 Nark Avenger.
...there is no news to report regarding the higgs boson particle.
It seems like all the questions about the Higgs particle and it's properties is everybody's best guess.
The energy of the Higgs could be as high as 10^16 TeV implied by the standard model.
If it is just above 100 TeV then we wont be able to produce it in our labs anywhere in the near future. 10^16 TeV then forget about it.
Maybe we should spend more time on physics models that can be tested instead of hanging on to wild theories with hundreds of free parameters that nobody understands anyway.
All this guessing is really just turning science into a religion.
Try with some new ideas.
Well, fluc you Amelicans too!
I bought this house and you know I'm boss
Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off
I'm pretty sure there's one under my couch...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Slashdot the bastion of brilliance, trolldom, general opinionated discourse, Not-RTFA, IANA*. Holy crap people get on the ball, with the program!
I know you're not particle theorists but I do expect some entertainment! Where are your stones! Man up and spew some malarkey!
A "God WAVE", not so much a particle... perhaps they're asking the WRONG QUESTION really! I mean, I am not a physics nut, but, I have read up on the "unified field theory" & that all energy basically just "changes form" as it's used but never ever destroyed... so, I guess what I am trying to say is, instead of looking for a PARTICLE, perhaps they ought to look at it as more of a transformation 'wave' OR rather, PROCESS, going on... instead of a discrete particle!
APK
P.S.=> All "/. physics 'fiends'" feel free to correct me/set me straight here, even though this is purely "theoretical" mishmash @ this point that anyone can 'take a stab at' with no REAL answers yet... I can stand to learn as much as the next stooge out there is why (& yes, this IS an area I actually take some interest in, but I am a total NOOB in as well!)
... apk
Why am I not surprised?
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A butterfly fart is enough to screw with them.
Has anyone considered that the Higgs may actually be just a statistical fluctuation, a mathematical artifact required to both satisfy the symmetry of the fundamental particle structure and at the same time insure the uncertain nature of... well, nature.
I know this may sound like (and it may actually be) a silly question, but I am serious in asking it.
We have had to learn to deal with (if not fully understand) the dual particle/wave nature of light. Could we be looking for something that has a similar duality, only in this case of being both a mathematical construct but one that while having no physical existence still may mediate in physical ways with special particles like quarks?
Could such a thing exist (if exist is the correct term), even if the Higgs is not such a thing?
I'm not looking for religious based replies, I'm just considering the possibility (or not) of such a strange duality of an interacting but non physical thing existing (being present without physical existence?) and possibly even being measured, much as we do with the things we accept as having rather strange dual natures, like light.
Sorry for the probably poorly expressed concept, but it's the best I could do --if you can see what I'm trying to formulate a description of, and have any insights into the condition I'm trying to describe, I'd really like any edification anyone can offer --except religious explanations. I'm just looking for thoughts on the scientific possibility of could such a dual nature interacting concept (not a thing, just a concept of a thing mathematically expressible to a useful enough degree to make falsifiable predictions about, existing). The language is not helping me at all --how does one express the possible existence of a non existing, but interactive thing?
I have a statistical fluctuation in my pants every morning but I dont brag about it to everyone. Bah... nerds.
I found a Higgs boson the other day in my garage, but I accidentally left it at Starbucks.
Sorry, all.
A butterfly fart is enough to screw with them.
Butterflies don't fart; air tunnels through their gut.
What possible reason could there be for anyone to know that?
weinersmith
What possible reason could there be for anyone to memorise random quotations from TV programmes or comics and regurgitate them on a discussion forum?
People are a superstitious and cowardly lot - so they imagine themselves an imaginary friend to protect them from all those other imaginary boogeymen.
Or did you by "rational basis for believing in God" actually mean "rational basis which would promote belief in God"?
Cause with current, 21st century's, understanding of psychology, medicine, mental disorders, applied pharmacology, logic, philosophy etc., belief in gods is nothing more than an attempt to ignore the problems until they disappear on their own.
Any rational basis promoting such behavior would not be very rational.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
THIS. IS. SLASHDOT.
It's a physics joke. It's...just...oh, nevermind.
Wait, "tunnels" as in quantum tunneling? Ohhh, I think I'm starting to get it now...
weinersmith