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Domino's Plans Pizza On the Moon
It may be more PR stunt than a viable expansion plan, but the Japanese arm of Domino's Pizza is making plans for a lunar store. Construction firm Maeda Corp has drawn-up the plans for the dome shaped restaurant and figures it will take 70 tons of materials and pizza-making equipment. Even with the cost cutting measure or using mineral deposits on the moon to make the concrete, Domino's estimates the costs at Y1.67 trillion ($21.7 billion). In 2001 rival chain Pizza Hut made a delivery to the International Space Station, but Domino's hopes to become the preferred pizza of space with the moon store plan.
Got 'em on the front page of /.
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You think?
Is this an ad disguised as content?
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if FTL drive was discovered by a pizza delivery company?
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Somehow they have managed to elicit images of both "pizza face" and "crater face" at the same time. Niiice.
A few seconds... not minutes.
They'll have unlimited amounts of moon dust to throw into their crappy dough.
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Nah. They will sing the moon song
morcego
but it's before lunch time in the entire US.
I wonder id dominoes will see an increase in sales this afternoon?
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Since we're nowhere near having long-term colonization of the moon, and the summary actually acknowledges that this is a PR stunt why are getting this mentioned at all on Slashdot? This is ridiculous. There's no where near the tech level to easily put this sort of thing on the moon and there's no way the company will actually spend money to do this. Meanwhile all sorts of interesting science and technology developments are happening that aren't getting mentioned. For example, astronomers have discovered a star that doesn't fit with a lot of our theories of star formation http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110831155340.htm. Or Slashdot could have given us another update on the ISS's current situation. Heck, if you need something with minimal actual scientific content you could have linked to this amusing video by the ISS crew about the matter http://www.universetoday.com/88559/iss-crew-provides-light-hearted-look-at-current-space-flight-plight/. Or you could talk about the new website devoted to the exploration of Mars by the Spirit and Opportunity http://www.universetoday.com/88562/driving-miss-spirit/. Stop wasting our time.
The moon is the next logical choice since they already do worldwide delivery. I gather that the pizza is also reheated quite rapidly at the point of delivery.
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... of having pizza delivery kids handling vehicles at that speed. They drive fast enough as it is on earth. Just wait until their Hondas don't need to battle gravity...
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Cheese, Grommit! Cheese!
And if you don't get that reference, then you haven't lived or you didn't grow up in the right generation.
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Probably the earth's best first-line defense against an alien invasion.
Pizza so good, it's out of this world.
Life is not for the lazy.
Does this mean that pizza will now be delivered by catapult?
Pizza so bad, we had to get it as far away from you as possible....
Gedankenexperiment... lol.
Some day in the far future, there *will* be a Domino's Pizza (or it's corporate successor, or some other popular food chain) on the moon, just like you could get decent KFC on base in Iraq even during the height of the war/insurgency.
Virtually all projects large enough become defined, constrained, and shaped by their logistics instead of their preferred policy or plan. Right now, if you wanted to get it built up there, it would be expensive. I could see bored teams at Halliburton/KBR coming up with spec sheets for this kind of stuff as an exercise on off-days when the number of contracts coming in is low.
Hire a Linux system administrator, systems engineer,
just make the divers pay the fuel costs and pay them like $1 a run + sub min wage.
'Luckily the moon is only a few minutes away at the speed of light.'
More like a second and bits.
They have to figure out how to get their pizza to come out as flat and dense as linoleum even in 1/6 G
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Do they also provide a cost estimate for ingredients required to make a pizza? If those have to be shipped from Earth, price of a pizza is going to be literally astronomical, and if they are "locally produced", the cost of the restaurant premises is going to be negligible in comparison to farming facilities.
Who on Earth can call this anything *else* than a PR stunt?
Anything on the moon is a good idea. If there's one thing people need right now in the current recession, it's inspiration and a shared goal; what better than getting back to the moon?
(And before someone snipes my comment, I know it's not the only thing people need. But if it's a private business doing it, why the fuck not?)
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...the moon's made of cheese.
Once they have the location in place, the pizzas could be delivered by a mafia-employed ninja delivery guy in a rocket car!
1. Get some dust from the moon
2. Filter it, sanitize it, make it not kill someone who ingests it.
3. Put a microscopic amount into some of their cheese.
4. Market this topping as "moon cheese" at a premium price.
5. Profit!
(Probably best that they don't make it obvious what the process is behind this.)
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They left out some important design details. First off, pizza cooks poorly at 1/6 gee and it's difficult to get a crispy crust, tends to be more evenly heated throughout and it all dries out. Akin to that, it takes to long to cook conventionally since it's not pressing down on the slab for the same reason. Fuel costs are of course bad, but at least it's Dominos. Can't imagine the cost per pizza for wood-fired pizza ovens. That's a lot of wood to boost to Luna. Answer to the fuel costs thing can be the *strong* sunlight on the moon, just open the shades and let the sun shine on the pizza for a minute or so. That only works for 2 weeks at a time though, and you have to be able to angle the pizza for optimal sunlight exposure based on current sun position.
I would speculate that lots of slashdotters think the $20+ billion is a realistic figure that someone will one day cough up to do something like this.
I don't understand that number; if all they need is 70 tons of stuff on the Moon, then a few Falcon 9 Heavies should be able to put that there for a billion or so.
But they'd still take a very long time to get a return on their money from selling pizza to lunar tourists.
Giant steps are what they take
Delivering on the moon
I hope my pie's not cold
Delivering on the moon
He could walk forever
Delivering on the moon
My pizza could take forever
Delivering on, delivering on the moon
Anyone else have a Papa John's banner ad at the top of the page?
Is September 1st the Japanese equivalent of April Fools Day or something?
1. Get some dust from the moon
2. Filter it, sanitize it, make it not kill someone who ingests it.
3. Put a microscopic amount into some of their cheese.
4. Market this topping as "moon cheese" at a premium price.
5. Profit!
(Probably best that they don't make it obvious what the process is behind this.)
Ah so thats what Cave Johnson did wrong ... he skipped step #2 ...
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I'm really wondering why they're talking about 70 tons of stuff when 200 pounds of props plus a real contract with SpaceX to deliver from earth on demand would be just as effective at looking like a pizza restaurant, taken just as seriously, and used the same.
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The sun is a few minutes away, namely 8.17 - 8.46.
At that price tag they could feed all those starving children in Africa.... and save me from feeling guilty watching those infomercials while I am eating my pizza...
I worked for Domino's two decades ago. They never actually were brazen enough to offer 15 min or free. Oh, and by the way, the reason they did that so freely, was because the DRIVER ate the cost of a late pizza.
And also, my manager very clearly ENCOURAGED ME TO BREAK THE LAW as a driver. There was nothing subtle about it. He pointed out streets that were known to have low or no traffic enforcement, and of course again I'd like to point out that 30 minutes or free meant that I the driver would pay $10 or $20 out of my own pocket if I couldn't get it there on time.
One reason I don't order Domino's ever. They as a corporation are pure fucking evil. I think the founder/owner is some sort of Teabag nutjob too. A real piece of work, er, shit, I mean.
Anyway, this is probably the lamest PR stunt I can picture. With any luck, Domino's as a company will have ceased to exist by the time we make a permanent residence on the Moon.
Again, I can't shit on them enough. Truly a despicable company. The founder is a blatant liar, and his corporate policies unmistakably lead to many, many, many totally avoidable traffic deaths and injuries.
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No one can hear you scream, and Domino's pizza has no taste.
Oh, wait, the second part's true on Earth, too.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Thank you for faithfully illustrating my point. Now calculate the construction costs and timelines.
Maybe they will built it near Google's moon base.
http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html
They are going to need to hire people to run the pizza place...I call delivery shuttle pilot!
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For that amount of money, they could probably give a slice to every homeless and/or unemployed person in America. But yeah, this is probably almost as good -
That commute is going to be a bitch...
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Do you think there will really be separate buildings like that on the moon, rather than indoor interconnected complexes?
Would save a lot of decompression chambers, etc. Or why not make a tube system for transportation of goods (and internet packets) while you are at it!
You're joking, right? It's worse than slashdot. Far worse.
I won't fault your claims, nor will I question your logic, or conclusions. I'll just point out that this is a Japanese Domino's. They may also be "pure fucking evil", but the evil will have a different flavor, I'm sure.
Let's put it this way: How many corporate douchebags in America are visualizing something as outrageous as pizza delivery on the moon? Careful now, I said CORPORATE douchebags. Not comic strip writers, or Hollywood script writers, or whatever. I'm talking about big shots with real money and resources with which to conceivably do such a thing.
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There is a problem with a restaurant on the moon: good food, but no atmosphere.
why not make your pizza better than a fozen one, you would think for 3x the price you could beat a fucking tombstone ... but nope and it takes you an hour to boot
I can believe it. When I was a kid my dad, sister, and I got in an accident with a Domino's delivery guy that ran a red light. We never saw him coming because he was traveling down a 3 lane road and was in the middle between two semis.Luckily nobody was hurt but it easily could have been much worse.
This is a good idea for Amazon. There are no taxes to be paid in the moon.
Or in Antarctica which is a smaller challenge.
Pizza on the moon! That sounds great! After a long day of doing sciency moon stuff, you can relax with a delicious, hot slice of--wait, the Japanese arm of Domino's Pizza? Ah, yes, imagine staring up with poignant homesickness at the beautiful blue Earth over your steaming slice of Mayo Jaga (potato with sizzling hot mayo) pizza... or perhaps you'll fondly remember the Earthly restaurants you've loved while nibbling at your delicious slice of Camembert Mille-Feuille Seafood pizza.
But don't worry. I'm sure the rest of the Asian pizza places will quickly step up to compete and offer a much wider mouthwatering selection.
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A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with the Noid that's on the Moon!)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and the Noid is on the Moon!)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but the Noid is on the Moon!)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while the Noid is on the Moon!)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause the Noid is on the Moon!)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but the Noid is on the Moon!)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause the Noid is on the Moon!?)
I wuz already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with the Noid that's on the Moon!)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wuzn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with the Noid that's on the Moon!)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but the Noid is on the Moon!)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for the Noid that's on the Moon!n?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of the Noid that's on the Moon!)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to the Noid that's on the Moon!)
What state was this in?
It's there in 3 weeks or it's Free!
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
So they are working out the logistics of building a structure for their storefront on the moon but they haven't given any thought to how they're going to continuously get fresh ingredients to make the pizza. Wait a minute, this is Domino's we're talking about - I'm sure they'll get by with the rocks and dust already on the moon.
Relative to whom?
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It is even better when people have speakers (not headphone), and click on it.
You only feel the full rathergoodness of it 5.1.
morcego
What, you don't find pictures of him and Hemos from 1998 are slashdot-worthy?
If I can just reach out with my words and touch a butthole, just one, it will all be worth it.
Your stories, as are mine, are obviously anecdotal.
I also worked at Domino's Pizza, on & off, for about 8 years, at probably a dozen different locations (maybe more), in the late 80's/early 90's. There were numerous managers and Regional Directors I encountered during my stints with the company.
I was *NEVER* told, encouraged, or pressured to break any traffic laws. I was *NEVER* penalized about delivering pizzas late and giving the customer the $3 refund that was advertised (NOTE: Was never "or it's free" - was $3 off). My pay was *NEVER* reduced because of late deliveries.
While the founder of Domino's Pizza corporation took political stances I disagree with, I have no beefs with the company, the way they treated the employees, or their policies. In fact, I've got a lot of respect for the company, or at least for the franchiser I worked for (RPM Pizza, out of Mississippi).
It sounds to me like you worked for a short time, underneath a bad manager and/or regional director, which may have been a reflection of a bad franchise operator. I had a completely opposite experience.
Finally they've found a location where they'll be the best pizza in the neighborhood - until anybody else shows up.
I'm going to build my own pizza parlor on the moon, with blackjack, and hookers....
In fact, forget the pizza parlor!
"MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
It's gotta be a joke story. Right?
Any corporate manager who goes public with a story like is either a.) crazy or b.) recently informed about an incurable disease and figures "What have I got to lose? May as well go out with some publicity."
(And it's Domino's? Geez, can you think of a more boring pizza? Now if it was Uno's that was doing this... Unfortunately I still remember the experience of eating non-Chicago Uno's pizza and I've changed my mind. Too much of a chance of that horrible stuff I ate in Columbus making its way off-world. Let's keep our pizza here on Earth.)
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I'll just point out that this is a Japanese Domino's. They may also be "pure fucking evil", but the evil will have a different flavor, I'm sure.
More effeminate, more likely to carry a giant sword and prone to long monologues about the human condition, I'd guess.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
And also, my manager very clearly ENCOURAGED ME TO BREAK THE LAW as a driver. There was nothing subtle about it. He pointed out streets that were known to have low or no traffic enforcement, and of course again I'd like to point out that 30 minutes or free meant that I the driver would pay $10 or $20 out of my own pocket if I couldn't get it there on time.
Dominos had to stop offering the 30 minute guarantee because they kept getting sued by people who were injured by their delivery guys trying to make the 30 minute window.
William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
Depends on the route you take. It's probably Planet Express doing the deliveries.
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Well then perhaps you'd also be interested to know that I have contracted with a construction company to build a women's shoe store on Jupiter's moon Io. Nevermind the fact that the half trillion dollars I will be borrowing to build it will be earned back by selling a pair of shoes at a time to the approximately half a dozen space tourists we expect to see in the next 150 years or so. Now, barrel of monkeys who've evidently replaced all rational human beings at Slashdot, where's my front page headline?
A new pizza delivery paradigm?
1) Customer places order.
2) Dominos HQ checks current moon position relative to the customers address and local weather conditions. A launch window is calculated.
3) Pizza is assembled, uncooked, and prepared for launch.
4) Pizza is launched on a trajectory to arrive at your home within 8 to 12 hours, only slightly longer than that of terrestrial delivery.
5) Pizza is baked during re-entry (only extra-crispy orders, please).
6) Pizza arrives at customer's location (+/- 1 km) and, for once, it's still warm when delivered.
Stupider like a fox! - H.S.
This much more closely resembles my experience with the company as well.
By getting this thinly veiled "viral" advertisement onto Slashdot, some small percentage of Slashdotters with Domino's fucking pizza freshly on their minds will probably go out and order one tonight. Sad, but this is what it comes down to folks -- any publicity is good publicity in the game to drive more revenue. Thanks for whoring us out /.
I worked for 3 different Domino's locations, both busy and slow, I never had a manager the encouraged me to break the law. Many would talk about seatbelts and driver safety often around new drivers.
I never had to pay for a late pizza and never heard of it happening. Accounting for a reasonable drive time, many times it was late even before leaving the store, and we'd go out the door with the pie marked 'late'. As a driver, I liked to see the customer at 32 minutes, as one-dollar tip often turned into a three-dollar tip (more sometimes if when it was free). Sure, if you had nothing but unexpectedly late pizzas, you might not have a job. Also, and likely most importantly the delivery areas were generally well designed to allow for a safe speed, given a pie with enough time left.
Your experience might have been different, as my first stint as a driver (maybe 1984) included a lot of detail on speed, and we were specially told that some franchises were in trouble for pushing and 'fining' drivers. The owners of your franchise would have been taking a known lawsuit risk.
The force that blew the Big Bang continues to accelerate.
Calling that shit "pizza" is an insult to every decent pizza baker. The moon is not far enough - dump the whole franchise into a black hole and be done with it.
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
He made the moon run in less than 3 microparsec....
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Would the so-called "american pizza" makers do the decent thing and change the name from "pizza" to something else, in order not to confuse the public with the real thing?
Anything will do, really. Changing just one vowel would be enough. Here are a few suggestions for alternative names, all much more fitting than "pizza" to what people eat in "american pizza" restaurants:
pAzza
pEzza
pOzza
pUzza
I always wondered what the whalers ate.
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Current spacesuits take 2 hours to even put on. Even assuming they fix that problem for moon suits, who would risk an EVA (and go through the process of suiting up to go to the restraunt) just to get a meal? Especially for Domino's quality pizza...
And you'd probably track moon dust into the restraunt which would cause other problems.
And that restraunt is on the surface of the moon, with windows no less.
A much better design would be to have the pizza kitchen as an adjunct to the normal cafeteria, underground, as part of the main lunar base. And hiring an employee and sending them to the moon is a terrible idea. For 21 billion dollars, you could easily fit a couple of billion worth of robotics R&D to develop a reasonably reliable robot to prepare the pizzas. The robot would be teleoperated from the ground.
AFAIK, the same argument could be made for American chocolate vs. European chocolate. Ignorance is bliss, they say.
The more you know, the more you have to say and the more you should listen.
No, more of a fishy flavor.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
Huh? The picture in wikipedia you linked looks like a pizza. A fast-food pizza is just as much a pizza as a McDonald's burger is a burger
No.
What people sell in Northamerica, whether in fast foods or restaurants, is not pizza. It's a surrogate. It's a lookalike, made with different ingredients, different preparation methods, and ends up tasting quite differently from the real thing... I have yet to find one single place that tastes the way it should. Just change the name, it'd be the decent thing to do.
Try and go to any standard pizzeria in Italy or surroundings, and you should be able to taste the difference.
Or then again, maybe not - after all people call Budweiser "beer", even though it's made with 30% rice... but it's still less different from a pilsner than the so-called "american pizza" is far away from the real thing.
There are plenty of people selling pizzas just like the ones you get in Italy in America, you just have you look to find them.. it won't be from the big corporate chains.
fucking hell, if we've pretty much given up on space, commercialise it. That will get us out there!
(I'm serious)
plenty?
I wish... I have yet to find one... I tried in Chicago, NYC, San Diego, Indianapolis, Portland, Atlanta, etc. not to mention in many small towns, while avoiding any chains and fastfood pizza places. Some of them were interesting, a few were quite good, but they weren't at all close to the real thing.
Very few restaurants baked them in a wood-fired oven (a necessary but not sufficient condition), pretty much none of them used real mozzarella (as in mozzarella), most of them added extra ingredients etc, etc.
But if anyone has any specific suggestions for finding real pizza in Northamerica, i.e. places / names / addresses, I'd welcome them!
PS: I don't like using wikipedia so much, but they got some of the explanation OK on this, e.g.:
the real thing: "pizza types" vs. "...quite a large number of regional forms of pizza, many bearing only a casual resemblance to the Italian original".
This plan is one of the estimates by the Maeda Corporation Fantasy Marketing Department.
The Fantasy Marketing Department is an imaginary organization for public information of the Maeda Corporation.
The Department has estimated several construction costs of fictional buildings.
*The facilities that serves both as a water pool and a hangar of Mazinger Z(super robot)
*The viaduct to take off and landing for the Galaxy Express
*Grand Valley Speedway in Gran Turismo 4
*Tracy Island in Thunderbirds
Do people only tip a dollar or three?
I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years. Even in this age of $2 delivery fees, I still try to give the kid at least a fiver as a tip -- more if it's a large order. And if the order shows up wrong, I'll tip the driver twice (once for the wrong one, and again for the correct one).
(Generally speaking, anyway. One night after it took nearly 3 hours to get a pie to my front door, and it was wrong. I briefly turned into the customer from hell. The manager himself delivered its replacement in less than 20 minutes, and nobody got a tip.)
Kid-proof tablet..
Sorry, i got lost on the way.
i spent five minutes thinking and all i got was this crappy sig
No, more of a fishy flavor.
With a sprinkling of Cesium-137.
You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
Wouldn't it make better sense to take the man-hours and dollars you're investing into a pipe-dream lunar domino's plan and put that money toward making sure you have some customers to serve there one day? Be an awful lonely store otherwise. Last I checked, moon rocks don't eat pizza.
From what I recall we couldn't make orbit much less the moon with current technology that's commissioned, built and ready to go. Unmothballing Apollo ain't gonna happen either. Wish it would....a slightly modernized Apollo would be a dream come true.... getting to ride to the moon on it would be ALL of my dreams coming true.
http://lassonyc.com/
it's not my favorite in nyc, but very good. they certainly boast authenticity (imported cheese; san marzano tomatoes; maybe even flour?), but i wouldn't really know how to tell. i just know good pizza.
"They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
Before it was "doing X on the web"; now the new patent war will be "doing X on the moon". They are just pre-trolling for combination-based moon-travel patents.
Table-ized A.I.
...the Moon hits the sky, like big pizza pie....
There's no where near the tech level to easily put this sort of thing on the moon and there's no way the company will actually spend money to do this.
Yup. It's a pure PR stunt. ...but...
- We humans already have put things on the moon before. The engineering knowledge is still here, although the technology it self is probably rusted by now, or lying in some Aerospace history museum.
- It costs *only* 21 billion. That's well within the reach of *several* current day mega corps. Microsoft could afford this if they wanted, for example.
- If the USA didn't stupidly go into some senseless "War against Terrists!", they money spent they could have paid, not for one lunar pizza restaurant, but for a whole freaking franchise of restaurants. If the USA didn't blow money on their stupid war, if the money was diverted to the NASA, they've could permanently colonized the moon with the same budget and time frame...
Stop wasting our time.
...stop wasting your money.... :-P
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If we listened to everybody like you, we wouldn't have any pizza franchises left in the U.S.
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Because the sun and the moon are equidistant from earth? And I always heard that the sun's light took 6 minutes to get here.
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I'd say the odds are significantly in favor of Etcetera, assuming the human race lasts more than the next 20 years. Okay, maybe not about the apostrophe, but I expect we'll all be speaking Mandarin in 20 years anyway so whatever.
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I seem to recall them only taking seconds to get to the moon, at least in the second episode...