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Did Apple Impersonate Police To Recover the Lost iPhone 5?

zacharye writes "This whole lost iPhone 5 prototype story just got whole lot more interesting. According to SF Weekly, six investigators claiming to be members of the San Francisco police department descended upon one Bernal Heights, San Francisco man's home in search of a lost iPhone 5 prototype that CNET originally reported had been left in a bar. The scary part? The SFPD does not seem to be aware of such an investigation. Instead, it appears as though they may have actually been members of Apple's security team allegedly impersonating police officers." So far this claim seems to be developing solely through media communications; in order for the SFPD to start an investigation, the man whose house was searched would need to speak with the police directly. Update: 09/03 12:14 GMT by S : A later report indicates police were present, but they stood outside while Apple employees searched the house. No police report was filed because Apple wanted it kept a secret.

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  1. That's thilly.... by grub · · Score: 1, Flamebait


    The San Francisco police and Apple lads at odds? I foresee a Sissy Boy Slap Party!

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    1. Re:That's thilly.... by KingAlanI · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yes, many gays still act like males. (likewise for lesbians that actually act like females.) what a concept. :P

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    2. Re:That's thilly.... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      What the fuck did I just watch?

    3. Re:That's thilly.... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      straight as an arrow myself, but I consider it useful to distinguish between issues of sexual orientation and issues of gender roles.

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    4. Re:That's thilly.... by grub · · Score: 2

      heheh, Guy Maddin is a crazy director. He's from my hometown. If you ever see My Winnipeg playing on TV or wherever you should check it out.

      Completely messed up.

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    5. Re:That's thilly.... by grub · · Score: 1

      lulz, there's a Director's Cut of SBSP

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    6. Re:That's thilly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know what's cool about gay people? Every one I've ever known had a sense of humor about gay stereotypes. It's too bad so many straight people get so upset about them.

    7. Re:That's thilly.... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      You mean that many straights are upset at the stereotypical LGBT's, or upset at LGBT's in general?
      Intent in referencing the stereotypes is still an issue, but yes, many people in various groups can laugh at themselves.

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  2. No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ha, the San Francisco Police Department WISHES they were as powerful as Apple security. Half the security guys at Apple have licenses to kill, and a pretty good portion of them are ninjas.

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    1. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by jamiesan · · Score: 2

      Fruit Ninjas?

    2. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      On a serious note, impersonating any police officer is a BFD! As in, the employee will be facing jail time and the company fined.

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    3. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is Apple we're talking about. No one will do shit about it.

      And I'm being serious in that part.

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    4. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by boorack · · Score: 1

      Being heavily pumped Wall Street Wonder Bubble and having newly assigned crap-MBA CEO they might assume that they can do whatever they want and expect impunity.

    5. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that self-defense class will finally pay off.

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    6. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

      Assuming of course that Apple doesn't go in and provide them with the absolute best legal defense money can buy...
      Seems more likely that they will simply discredit the guy who is making the claim that one of Apple's representatives were impersonating a police officer.
      Plus, you gotta think about it from the simple perspective that they have iPhones, so it's not like their exact physical location isn't logged at all times to show *exactly* where their employees were at the time of this alleged act.

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    7. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I'm thinking will happen... It's a BFD if any of us "little people" do it. Apple? Not so much.

    8. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Ooh, ooh, ooh; want to learn how to defend yourself against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Well let me tell you something my lad! When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!

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    9. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      World of Warcraft loot ninjas.

    10. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, they'd have to prove the impersonation, and without corroboration, it'll be one guy's (The homeowner) claimed recollection against more than one guy's claimed recollections (the officer impersonatorS). And then for the company to be fined, they'd have to further prove that the company directed them to do this. A company isn't automatically responsible for any action some rogue employee takes.

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    11. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      A company isn't automatically responsible for any action some rogue employee takes.

      True. If he went rogue to save his own ass. But if he was directed and had the e-mails to prove it, both him and the company would be liable. Even if the company instructed him to do something illegal, the individual is still held accountable as well.

      The closest i've came to witnessing this first hand is when a co-worker of mine (many years go) was instructed to illegally dump UPS batteries and old CRT monitors. They didn't want to pay the recycling fee so they told him to "just make it go away, starting with the dumpster behind the building". Uh, no. You don't do shit like that I told him. They fired his ass for something minor and vague as being insubordinate. I told him that it was better he got fired now instead of later. He wouldn't want to work for a company like that anyways. A few months later, I jumped ship and worked for another company too. Shady shady shady. That company I worked for can rot in hell for all I care.

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    12. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      On a serious note, impersonating any police officer is a BFD! As in, the employee will be facing jail time and the company fined.

      Which is exactly why you shouldn't believe this story until there's some actual proof that it really happened.

      Don't ever forget that Apple-Hate sells ad views.

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    13. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by g4b · · Score: 1

      never! EVE is who bit the first chunk of the apple!

    14. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Surt · · Score: 1

      He'd have a good case against them for wrongful termination. Could make some good money from it if it has been less than 3 years.

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    15. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      If that's what happened. What we have so far is an unsubstantiated report from a guy, that hasn't pressed charges, who supposedly had a stolen/lost iPhone prototype of which no trace can be found anywhere and for which no police report was filed. The whole thing sounds fishy.

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    16. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Having seen the movie Yellow Submarine, I fully believe in Apple Boppers.

      "Open the door! Steve Jobs' Apple Police! Or we'll make fruit salad out of you. Also, we have Axe Cop with us!"

    17. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by SniperJoe · · Score: 1

      My dad has been involved in that exact scenario, except on a much, much larger scale. He was in charge of a number of sea-going vessels that normally carried asphalt and oil-based products. On one voyage, a ship was brought in to carry grain for charity to Bangladesh. En route, some of the grain was contaminated by leaking fuel oil. The president of the company told my dad that he didn't want to pay the $130,000 to properly dispose of the contaminated grain and instructed my dad to just dump it in the ocean. My dad refused and was fired. Then they dumped it anyway. Fortunately, the Coast Guard found out about it and brought everyone involved (except my dad) up on federal charges. The president ended up going to prison for 18 months and being fined around $750,000 (IIRC) because they could link the decision all the way up to him. The others got off with much lighter punishment, because they testified against the president. All to save $130,000.

    18. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It's a BFD if any of us "little people" do it. Apple? Not so much.

      Oh, I dunno; remember when Leona Helmsley said "We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes"? She lived to regret that comment. Openly challenging the authorities to prosecute you for crimes isn't a always good way to stay out of jail.

      OTOH, Warren Buffet has been openly criticizing the US government's tax policies by saying that he pays a much smaller percentage than his employees do. So far, nobody in the US government seems to be trying to challenge him or charge him with tax evasion, because they're pretty sure that he's not talking about criminal tax evasion, and he is likely able to prove in court that his low tax rate is legal.

      It could be "interesting" if it turns out that everything Apple's people have been accused of turns out to be legal for corporate employees to do.

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    19. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1
      Buffett clearly was not talking about tax evasion. Among other things, he said:

      The 400 of us [here] pay a lower part of our income in taxes than our receptionists do, or our cleaning ladies, for that matter. If youâ(TM)re in the luckiest 1 per cent of humanity, you owe it to the rest of humanity to think about the other 99 per cent.

      and the article goes on to explain:

      Mr Buffett said that he was taxed at 17.7 per cent on the $46 million he made last year, without trying to avoid paying higher taxes, while his secretary, who earned $60,000, was taxed at 30 per cent.

      The above quotes are from an article titled "Buffett blasts system that lets him pay less tax than secretary": http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/money/tax/article1996735.ece

    20. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      >it'll be one guy's (The homeowner) claimed recollection against more than one guy's claimed recollections (the officer impersonatorS

      Since courts usually go with officers' testimony no matter how stupid, all he has to is to impersonate an officer again.

      For bonus points, tell the court the guy was trying to "wire tap" the officer with the iPhone.

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    21. Re:No, Apple is WAY more powerful than the SFPD by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Apple Blossom Ninja
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  3. Ha ha ha by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2

    This is hilarious! Why do they give out these phones anyway? Besides, Apple is a religion. The security team should have impersonated priests to get the phone back.

    1. Re:Ha ha ha by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Apple is a cult. Android is a religion. Here's the difference:

      Apple Sheeple: "I want to be like other Apple users!"

      Android Sheeple: "Apple fans are the enemy!"

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  4. None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a reason the SFPD doesn't know about it. It never happened. The entire incident, from the loss to the "search" is a story designed to generate hype for the iPhone 5.

    1. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      too bad it's just generating anger toward Apple.

    2. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by KDR_11k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Would Apple really need such a stunt to get publicity for the next version of iProduct? People will line up around the whole block the moment Apple announces an iPhone 5.

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    3. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is an overused cliche that is wrong as often as it is right.

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    4. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because nobody knows about Apple already. That idiotic saying only applies to some entity with low name recognition or stale name recognition. Once literally every person who could conceivably buy your produce knows you exist, it's not true at all.

    5. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      People will line up around the whole block the moment Apple announces an iPhone 5.

      Only if The Jobs is still around to use his alien mind powers on them.

    6. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Never heard the quote "any publicity is good publicity" before?

      Yeah, tell that to Bonnie and Clyde.

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    7. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by icebike · · Score: 1, Troll

      More likely, Mr Sergio Calderon realized this is the perfect time for a sequel to the iPhone 4 found-in-a-bar story and simply made the whole thing up, and Apple had nothing to do with the story at all.

      There isn't a shred of proof the visit or the search ever happened.

      I'm pretty sure Apple would come up with something more clever than this juvenile stunt which serves go give them a black eye rather than build demand for the iPhone 5.

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    8. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That was my thought, Apple might want to consult with Netflix and Comcast if they're under that delusion. Somebody selling service for Comcast seriously came to my Dad's door and pitched them them the service as not being as bad as previously.

    9. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Awww that's a pity. It kinda hits all my cyberpunk buttons, I was just about ready to jack in and do a netrun for the latest blueprints. Sure the rest of the group may have been sitting around twiddling their thumbs for half an hour, but I call that a feature.

    10. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      There isn't a shred of proof the visit or the search ever happened.

      How did Calderon get the persona phone number of the Apple Security guy?

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    11. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by icebike · · Score: 1

      Linkedin?
      Facebook?
      Friends?
      Web?
      Apple's own web site?

      No business card. He just had a number.

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    12. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by epine · · Score: 1

      There's a reason the SFPD doesn't know about it. It never happened. The entire incident, from the loss to the "search" is a story designed to generate hype for the iPhone 5.

      Makes me shudder to contemplate what Exxon might get up to someday to create demand for their products. Actually, Apple once had an executive with expertise in selling a product the world doesn't actually need, rather than a product that fuels its own demand, and that didn't work out so well.

      It's a nice marketing ruse that plays on core emotion: create a subconscious association between Apple-disguised police officers and the jailed iPhone application market and your gated community will swell to billions and billions. It has such global appeal that Canada even puts our taser-happy state police on postcards.

      Moral of the story: Reach slowly for your iPhone 5 in the Vancouver airport. Exactly the publicity Apple was seeking.

      If you didn't get the joke at the time, let me spell it out for you:

      Evil, however, refuses to heed Number 2's advice and has often made Number 2 suffer for his insolence, claiming that his strategies in bringing in legitimately-obtained income are insulting to the ideals of an evil empire.

      It's a satire of spy-era cloak-and-danger cynicism. Wow, that must blow your mind.

      Wherever hype is found, trolls are sure to follow.

    13. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      It's one way of announcing the product without announcing it. It lets people know it is nearly ready without having a formal announcement where all the specifications are laid down and dissected by the media.

    14. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by TheJediGeek · · Score: 1

      Interesting. A Comcast guy came to my door yesterday to try to sell me. I have Comcast business class internet instead of the consumer crap, so he didn't know I already have service. This suggests that Comcast is getting desperate to get subscribers back.

    15. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It's one way of announcing the product without announcing it. It lets people know it is nearly ready without having a formal announcement where all the specifications are laid down and dissected by the media.

      Uh, yeah, because creating a potential backlash would be way better than giving people a firm list of what it's got, how much it it'll be, and when it's out.

      Oh, and here's an interesting coincidence: Headlines about Apple that end with a question mark earn lots of ad views on sites like Slashdot and Gizmodo.

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    16. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      My thinking exactly. The "men in black"-type story trips all my BS-detectors. I'd like to see some evidence instead of "This guy said ..."

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    17. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Really, outside of some slashdot geeks, who else even knows?

      A handful of people care, they weren't going to buy iPhones anyway.

      Who's angry in the real world?

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    18. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by icebike · · Score: 2

      Went to the Trouble?
      What trouble?
      He live in that same area. Probably knew the number already, or had easy access to it via a copy of Apple's internal phone book or a friend.

      He didn't say he knew the guys name, the reporter found that out by calling the phone number.
      He didn't say he ever met that guy or that he was one of the people allegedly at his house.
      All he said was they gave him a number to call.

      If he is going to make up a story to throw turds on Apple, why wouldn't he go to a little trouble?
      Especially since its no trouble at all.

      Now if he had license plate numbers, and descriptions, I'd be impressed.
      If he had pictures on his cellphone camera, I'd maybe listen.
      I still say he made it up.

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    19. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      My parents switched to DirecTV a few years back because of the lousy service from Comcast. About the same time I noticed that there was a huge number of dishes up in the neighborhood. I don't know when exactly that happened, but it seemed like a solid quarter or more of the houses.

      Ultimately DirecTV and Dish Network have a bit of an advantage over Comcast in that they have significantly better equipment for monitoring the reception on the subscribers machine. My parents have even gotten phone calls from DirecTV making sure that the picture was acceptable because their equipment was reading that it might not be.

    20. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      There isn't a shred of proof the visit or the search ever happened.

      "At one point, a man who identified himself as Tony gave Calderón his phone number, who later gave it to the SF Weekly’s reporter. The writer, Peter Jamison, then called the number and spoke with Anthony Colon, whose LinkedIn identifies him as a “senior investigator” at Apple. That profile has since been taken down. Apple has not responded to the Weekly’s request for comment."

      Sounds like proof to me.

      Though there are now even *more* recent reports that the SFPD may have accompanied some Apple security people to his apartment. Still doesn't excuse your completely baseless accusation of the guy of making up the story, though.

    21. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      But if it were a PC company they'd have real cops dressed in shiny neon colored sexy cop outfits spouting how their software will finally make your hardware happy. C'mon people, Apple can afford to hire real cops to rough people up. And they'll make sure they look damn good while they do it - not tacky like their PC knockoffs' copycat cops.

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    22. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this Colon was a sergeant who happened to work the night shift.

    23. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the iPhone 5 obviously needs hype.

    24. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Once literally every person who could conceivably buy your produce knows you exist...

      Damn those people at Dole!

    25. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Xest · · Score: 1

      The two things are linked, but different.

      People line up to buy Apple because it's all they hear about from people they know and so they think it's must have. It's all they hear about from their friends because at least one of their friends has heard some story like this and mentioned it.

      It's the same thing with X-Factor and American Idol etc. you really think Cheryl Cole went to the US with the expectation to work on the show indefinetely? Bollocks. They knew all along she was only going to do a episode or two, but the drama about her being "kicked off" got everyone talking about whether she'd come back in the UK and boosted hype about the new season here.

      Believing this stuff isn't manufactured news is like believing WWE wrestling isn't coreographed and doesn't have pre-planned plots.

      There's a good reason many people think iPhone is the most popular phone brand on the planet of both smart and non-smartphones, despite only holding around 18% marketshare of smartphones and less than 2% of all cell phones and it's because it has the top brand recognition, and it has the top brand recognition because of stories like this.

    26. Re:None of it ever happened. Marketing Hype. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Actually, he *was* a former San Jose police officer...

  5. Apple markets them as by cyberchondriac · · Score: 5, Funny

    iPigs

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    1. Re:Apple markets them as by eparker05 · · Score: 1

      Yet some thought it would be Google knocking at our door with black suits and badges.

    2. Re:Apple markets them as by alienzed · · Score: 1

      Pigs may not still be able to fly, but they are wireless!

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    3. Re:Apple markets them as by bitt3n · · Score: 2

      I knew those cops were from apple because their uniforms had only one button!

    4. Re:Apple markets them as by Catnaps · · Score: 1

      I want mod points.

    5. Re:Apple markets them as by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

      One button is all a uniform needs.

  6. Re:Apple is the most powerful company in the world by v1 · · Score: 1

    Actually they usually go with hired private security for things like this.

    "FBI style raids"? seriously, lose the drama.

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  7. What really happened... by csumpi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    - this Apple employee "lost" an iPhone5 at a bar
    - this undercover Apple employee "found it" and listed it on craigslist
    - this undercover Apple employee bought it for $200
    - this Apple employee in a uniform picked it up
    - the whole internet ran wee-wee-wee silliness about it

    It's all part of the hype machine's advertising campaign. You guys have all been fooled.

    1. Re:What really happened... by lpp · · Score: 1

      An oversexed trapeze artist?

    2. Re:What really happened... by davesag · · Score: 1

      seriously, you think Apple would need to go through such ridiculous theatrics to promote the iPhone 5? My tin foil hat awaits you on the grassy knoll, just behind WTC7

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    3. Re:What really happened... by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Why not, they got millions of dollars worth of free advertising by having this story on the front page of every website. By the way:

      "An Apple employee loses what believed to be an iphone5 prototype at a bar, found and listed on craigslist without a picture, sold for $200, still no picture, picked up by Apple security forces pretending to be cops."

      Does anything in that sentence sound possible (other than maybe the first few words)?

    4. Re:What really happened... by davesag · · Score: 1

      Well because it's stupid, complex and, quite frankly, all Apple need to do is say "And today we'd like to show you the iPhone 5" at an event and brazillions of people will watch it via Quicktime and go buy one. Apple is the most recognised brand on Earth now and they simply don't need to indulge such ridiculous theatrics. Anyone not living under a rock knows there's a new iPhone coming.

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  8. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's claiming that they said they were SFPD. If they said that, or even suggested it, then there's a strong claim for criminal trespass. Privilege to enter a house cannot be gained through deception.

  9. Forecasting our future by ludomancer · · Score: 1

    Sadly, this is just a small hint of what's to come. I don't expect anything other than full-on corporate armies, each waging espionage and intellectual (and other) warfare against one another, to be the future of the US. Get used to it. Soon Apples Security team WILL be the police dept. :(
    (and every other company with the money/man-power).

    1. Re:Forecasting our future by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Corporate police forces are not new - some railway companies in the United States have had their own private police forces next to forever. And Apple probably figures they're more important than Burlington Northern - Santa Fe.

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    2. Re:Forecasting our future by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The difference is that those security forces only work on railroad property or next to it under specific conditions. It's also a side effect of most of their infrastructure being in the middle of nowhere.

      That being said, if the reports prove to be accurate, somebody is going to prison, impersonating an officer is a serious crime.

    3. Re:Forecasting our future by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      Anyone interested in finding a good(bad?) example of corporate police forces should google "pinkerton coal miners". Interesting stuff there if you like history.

    4. Re:Forecasting our future by Surt · · Score: 1

      This isn't new. MS corporate security has carried full auto since the 90s.

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    5. Re:Forecasting our future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a book I've read.

  10. There's no *official* investigation... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The number they gave him was of an Apple employee whose title is "senior investigator" and who previously worked for the San Jose PD.

    Maybe they were real cops. Maybe he called in an unofficial favor...

    1. Re:There's no *official* investigation... by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      Exactly. An experienced law enforcement officer would know how to do this a lot better than what was described. At the very least, they'd know that having a bunch of cops doing a "favor" off-duty for what will undoubtedly be at least a minor news story is a really stupid idea.

    2. Re:There's no *official* investigation... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is any better or actually any different?

      It is actually worse. When an off-duty cop gets hired to work for a private employer they should not have any privileges that normal private security would have - i.e. none. Anything else is abuse of power. Sadly, that's not the way it works in the US where off-duty cops get all the privileges and protections that on-duty cops get. I had a friend who was assaulted by a bouncer at a bar - she hit him back and got charged with assaulting an officer because he was an off-duty, out of uniform cop moonlighting as a bouncer.

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    3. Re:There's no *official* investigation... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Only that doing it on-duty would be more stupid. (It's fairly difficult to have a reasonably large group of cops go and do something on-duty without anyone else knowing about it.)

  11. *HOW* did they find the guy? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    The guy admits he was at Cava. Just how did Apple find his house?

    Sure, the fake cop thing is troubling.

    But still, how did Apple discover the location of some random guy who had drinks at Cava?

    Apple == BAD? Maybe.

    But one wonders if in fact this random guy who had drinks at Cava was in fact at one time had the stolen/ lost phone?

    Otherwise, how would Apple Thugs found his address?

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    1. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Maybe E.T. called home? I mean the iPhone5 that is.

    2. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by sribe · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, how would Apple Thugs found his address?

      Really? Seriously??? GPS? Find my iPhone? Have you been living under a rock?

    3. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      But still, how did Apple discover the location of some random guy who had drinks at Cava?

      Supposedly, they traced the phone to the guy's house. They spoke to the owner of the house who told the investigators that he had been at Cava but he didn't take a phone. He allowed them to search the house and they found no phone.

      Considering the accuracy of the iPhone AGPS, perhaps they should have knocked on his neighbor's door...

    4. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      umm. Do you think that just maybe that any prototype iPhone might just have GPS and 24/7 tracking of location turned on? Just maybe?....

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    5. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      My point is exactly that this guy probably had the phone.

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    6. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      They didn't find the phone there. Maybe they pulled a favor at Cava and got a creditcard receipt, then located that CC number in their own internal creditcard database from iTunes. Even if they only had last-four digits, there can't be that many matches in the area.

    7. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Really? Seriously??? That was his whole point. He was implying that the fact Apple showed up at his doorstep with such a tenuous lead implies they may have had GPS data.

      Basically, there seems to be some evidence implicating the guy. Doesn't excuse Apple employees if they impersonated police, though...

    8. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by sribe · · Score: 1

      Really? Seriously??? That was his whole point. He was implying that the fact Apple showed up at his doorstep with such a tenuous lead implies they may have had GPS data.

      When I read the post, what he was replying to had been modded out of sight, and standing on its own that post really could be read as honestly asking how they could find the guy.

    9. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Maybe E.T. called home? I mean the iPhone5 that is.

      Apple using "Find my iPhone" == BAAAAAD. Once you steal an iPhone, it's yours.

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    10. Re:*HOW* did they find the guy? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Which is irrelevant because Apple investigators aren't cops and it's a felony to impersonate them.

      At least that's the guy who was tracked down because he had a stolen phone says. And somebody like that would never lie, right?

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  12. SFPD? by novastar123 · · Score: 1

    Did they have Don Johnson with them?
    That would have convinced me they were legit too...

  13. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sure it can. The police do it all the time.

  14. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by sjames · · Score: 2

    You mean other than talking to the actual SFPD that does indeed have a report of the incident? That and calling the number the man was given and finding out it goes to Apple security.

  15. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by icebike · · Score: 2

    Well if they searched the house, as the summary suggests, then it goes a LONG way past mistaking private security for police.

    In this day and age, who is smart enough to pick up a lost phone in a bar and then try to sell it superstitiously and is still to dumb to tell a real cop from a rent-a-cop?

    Not saying I believe any part of this story. The entire thing may be made from whole cloth since precisely one guy (Sergio Calderon, 22) is making this claim with nothing to back it up except a phone number that could easily be found via other means. (No business card, just a phone number).

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  16. iPhone "Policeman" Photo by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    Here's what they look like: http://i.imgur.com/CmLXu.jpg

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    1. Re:iPhone "Policeman" Photo by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Really? They wear very short skirts?

      I assume you mean something like this.

    2. Re:iPhone "Policeman" Photo by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      http://i.imgur.com/y38ox.jpg
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      "No ma'am, we're musicians"

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    3. Re:iPhone "Policeman" Photo by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. 2 links to pics and neither were goatse? What is the Internet coming to?

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    4. Re:iPhone "Policeman" Photo by jamesh · · Score: 1

      i liked the first picture better

    5. Re:iPhone "Policeman" Photo by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Close, but Steve rarely wears a suit.

      We're trying for the "black turtleneck officer" look. Sandmen are close...

  17. Marketing Ploy by lordharlock · · Score: 1

    Its a big old marketing ploy. Thumbs down.

    1. Re:Marketing Ploy by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps it's Apple wanting us to think it's a smear campaign. After all, it's not entirely unthinkable that it is a smear campaign against Apple - but what if that's what Apple is counting on.. what if that's what Apple wants people to think.. in order for them to dislike Samsung, Gizmodo, Google, and the entire rest of the cellphone/tablet world, to the point of repeating the phrase over and over. Now that would be a sneaky smear campaign

      On-topic.. it does seem rather odd that there's a lot of talk about a 'stolen' iPhone 5 prototype, but it seems not a single shred of evidence.. not even a photo of the thing.

    2. Re:Marketing Ploy by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I agree - there's not a shred of evidence an iPhone was ever stolen.

      Something stinks. The only question is who the ultimate source is.

      I personally think it's slightly less crazy to believe the source is one of Apple's (many) enemies, than it is to believe the source is from Apple.

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  18. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

    Or is it more likely that rather than having a company commit very-easily-provable felonies, the person who claims he was "raided by Apple security pretending to be cops" is just plain lying, and that he dug up Apple security's phone somewhere to attempt to lend credibility to an otherwise unbelievable story?

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  19. that may be a felony by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    so who will take the fall for this?

    1. Re:that may be a felony by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      That's what iNterns are for!

  20. Re:Steve Jobs has just issued an Executive Order.. by hedwards · · Score: 1

    I wish he'd leave Buttons alone, if it weren't for him, Mindy would certainly be crushed by a steamroller or fall off the Eiffel Tower.

  21. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by sjames · · Score: 1

    It is possible, but surely that would come out pretty quickly when the actual SFPD has a look. If he was just looking for some publicity, you might think he would call CNET, but NOT the actual police.

  22. Re:Steve Jobs has just issued an Executive Order.. by KTheorem · · Score: 1

    Why?

  23. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    Most states and cities have laws against impersonating a police officer.

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  24. Fake? Maybe not by PPH · · Score: 1

    A number of police departments in my area permit moonlighting by their cops. In some cases, this just means security in front of the local dance club. But some of them make pretty good coin working security for local companies or detective agencies.

    Those may have been real stinkin' badges.

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  25. Search Warrant? by Calibax · · Score: 1

    It only matters whether they had a search warrant. If so, it was legal. Search warrants do not have to be served by the police force having jurisdiction over the property being searched. For search warrants, it's the jurisdiction of the judge signing it that matters, so a California state judge can't issue a warrant for a property in New Jersey, for example. And if the guy didn't ask to see the search warrant, he made a big mistake.

    It doesn't matter whether they were SFPD. They could have been a nearby police force such as South San Francisco (a separate city), or any number of other nearby city police forces, or county sheriff's deputies, or they could have been one of the task forces set up to combat computer crime in the Bay Area, or they could have been a federal agency.

    My best guess (and only a guess) was that it was the Rapid Enforcement Allied Computer Team that operates out of offices in Campbell, CA. They have state-wide jurisdiction.

    Clueless article, repeated by clueless Slashdot editor.

    1. Re:Search Warrant? by Ixokai · · Score: 2

      Er, one correction: it only matters if they had a search warrent and /forced the search/.

      Police, investigators, anyone, are entirely within their rights to ask to search anything even if they have no right to demand a search.

      Public or private. Someone can walk up to your door and say, "I think my kid is in your house, can I look around?"

      They are under no obligation to prove any level of valid basis for that assertion -- if they ask you for permission and you say yes, they can search your house. Because you are letting them.

      Police can say, "Mind if I come in, ma'am?" And you let them in, and they look around in plain sight and find something and you get arrested. That isn't a violation of the 4th amendment, even if they had no solid reason to ask -- the very fact that they ASKED and you GAVE PERMISSION changes the whole question.

      You're right: it doesn't matter if they were SFPD, or SSFPD, or anyone else-- if they had a warrent they were legally in the right. BUT. The thing is, everything I've read about this has said this guy /gave permission/ to search. So at that point, it could have been ANYONE, in ANY jurisdiction. Now, some have said that there were threats and that the people asking for permission were threatening to involve INS -- and if thats true, a Judge may find that the permisssion was under duress. But, otherwise,

      A search warrent is important, yes. For the governemnt to mandate a search requires one, and what "government" means there can vary depending on jurisdiction... If one exists, all this whining doesn't matter. BUT. That is not at all the story I've heard about this situation: there needs be no search warrent if one willingly grants access to their premesis.

      If any random dude asks "Can I search your house for the color pink?" and you let them, they are in no way shape or form susceptible to any constitutional challenges on the "search". Random dude can be a cop, or a homeless guy wandering past-- if you consent to them wandering around your house, so be it.

      The question is: did the party misrepresent the situation, and essentially deceive the homeowner about who it is is asking to search, and who is actually searching? Its a crime to pretend to be a police officer; but if a police officer asks if their technicians can look around and you are in no way obligated to obey, there is no force-- and though you may be confused on who 'technician' is and who they work for-- it is NOT the same thing as Apple forcing their way in and demanding to search the house.

      In the end, the dude seems like he gave permission for a search. Maybe he was not entirely aware enough as he should have been. But his choices are his choices.

  26. Re:If this is true by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Assuming that the story is true. I've read that the lost phone and raid was a hoax. So when reporters ask SFPD about the raid, they had no clue about it. Which then lead to accusations that Apple lied about being police officers. Of course my Internet sources could be wrong. They also told me CmdrTaco WAS Steve Jobs.

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  27. But they CAN FLY!! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10

    of course anything can fly given enough thrust

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  28. Re:If this is true by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    It seems pretty unlikely, since Apple would know that the story would get out and they already know that an iPhone prototype loose in the wild is pretty decent publicity, so it's a very stupid idea. Still, if they actually did it, I think it's likely that it will not be cheap at all, and I think they'll deserve everything they get for pulling such a stunt.

    It probably even won't be cheap if it's Apple pulling a hoax. It seems a lot more likely that it's a blogger or other attention-seeker out to generate press for some reason. Hopefully they won't be hard on him.

  29. Re:If this is true by sl3xd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If true, I absolutely agree.

    However, it must be understood that many of Apple's competitors spend massive amounts of money to smear Apple (and each other).

    As far as what we *know*:
        - Some media outlets are claiming there was a stolen iPhone prototype. The details are frankly shaky enough as it is - the only "lead" is the bar owner claims that he was contacted by someone claiming to be Apple security.
        - A couple of people are claiming that a group impersonating the police searched a guy's home, looking for an iPhone.

    Here's the thing: I've learned to be more than a little leery about press reports about any company, because "the competition" is always ready & willing to smear each other. The details are so sparse as to make it sound more than a little fishy.

    All anyone has to do is:
        - Pick a bar
        - Follow a mark. Preferably somebody the public would be "sympathetic" towards.
        - Contact the bar, claim to be from Apple, and claim there was a lost phone.
        - Send a crew out to the mark's home, and impersonate the police department.

    It's cheap, low risk of ever being caught, and pays off big. Classic mudslinging.

    Who would stand to gain? Any of Apple's competitors, anybody who wants to short Apple stock, a news outlet with a grudge against Apple... there are more than a few options.

    The more I think of it, more it sounds like a smear campaign. Apple has far too much to lose, and they aren't idiots. Apple is quite conscious of how closely their every move is watched.

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  30. Why do people act surprised? by swb · · Score: 1

    Non-cops, ex-cops, bad guys -- impersonating an officer has gone on forever, especially among detectives and security guys. You almost have to give ex-cops a break, acting coplike is probably a tough habit to break.

    Generally speaking, white, middle class people do exactly what they're told when a "cop" tells them what to do.

    I did a ride-along with a friend who is a cop and it was almost hilarious. Upstanding white people did EXACTLY what I suggested, in a "Is-this-OK?" manner, despite the fact that the cop was in uniform and I wore civilian clothes.

    1. Re:Why do people act surprised? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Upstanding white people did EXACTLY what I suggested, in a "Is-this-OK?" manner, despite the fact that the cop was in uniform and I wore civilian clothes.

      Actually, this is probably BECAUSE you were in civvies -- as people who watch Police dramas on TV know, it's only the really high ranked star-of-the-show police officers who wander around police investigations in plainclothes. I'm actually surprised that the police don't take greater advantage of this and have someone tag along with them to ask the questions/give the instructions that they're blocked from themselves -- nobody's likely to ask for the OTHER guy's ID after seeing the ID of the uniformed officer, and that he treats the plainclothes person with respect.

    2. Re:Why do people act surprised? by swb · · Score: 1

      We took a woman into custody who worked at a drugstore; she had been stealing lottery tickets at the register and they had 4 DVDs of videos from the security system. The store had called the cops, called her in, shitcanned her and made her wait for the squad.

      While the real cop was up searching her, handcuffing her and bringing her down from the office the store manager hands over all this evidence to me and starts explaining it. I took it from and and just listened and then told him I was just a ridealong. He kind of laughed and said "I thought you might be the detective."

      I asked my friend why everyone kept thinking I was either a detective or his boss, and he laughed and said that thinking I was a cop made sense -- when people call the cops and two guys show, you're a cop.

      He thought maybe the reason they thought I was his boss was that he did all the work and I just kind of look like I supervised and asked a few questions (my friend the cop encouraged it, actually). He said supervisors and training cops sometimes didn't wear patrol uniforms, too, but it's not like civilians would know that.

  31. There is no magic market indicator by boorack · · Score: 1

    You don't look where real bubble is. Apple P/E is misleading at best. Their market cap relies on inflated profits - mostly from iPhone and iTab 'luxury' products with monopoly-like profit margins on both. Take these margins away (hello, Android) and it will pop. With $350B invested into their stock it is clearly visible why not only Apple but half of Wall Street fights teeth and nails with commodization in this area in general and Google/Android in particular.

    1. Re:There is no magic market indicator by sribe · · Score: 1

      Their market cap relies on inflated profits - mostly from iPhone and iTab 'luxury' products with monopoly-like profit margins on both. Take these margins away (hello, Android) and it will pop.

      Well, inability to distinguish one's own wishful thinking from reality doesn't lead to very good analysis either--BTW, I'm speaking as someone who does not own an iPad and probably will not anytime soon--Apple has nailed a combination of brand image & actual functionality & pricing that has hit a sweet spot, and there is no serious competition even on the horizon except for the upcoming Android Kindle.

    2. Re:There is no magic market indicator by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Their market cap relies on inflated profits - mostly from iPhone and iTab 'luxury' products with monopoly-like profit margins on both.

      I don't know about iPhone profits; but in the case of the iPad, at least, Apple's profits can hardly be "monopoly-like", or they would have been soundly trounced price-wise by the many iPad-wannabe competitors. But as anyone with two functioning brain cells knows (sorry if that leaves you out), no one has been able to beat them on price.

    3. Re:There is no magic market indicator by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Android has been available now for over three years, so when is this "bubble" supposed to be popping for Apple?

  32. Re:If this is true by thestudio_bob · · Score: 1

    This is too far.

    Just stand closer to your monitor. Or if your problem is having tiny Tyrannosaurus Rex arms, maybe get a couple of these Reacher with Magnetic Tip.

    Things will get closer. Just don't freak out man!

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  33. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    ... If he was just looking for some publicity, you might think he would call CNET, but NOT the actual police.

    which, of course, is exactly what happened... Which is probably why the police are saying they're not going to do diddly squat until he gets in touch with them *himself*.

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  34. God damn it, you would have thought... by brim4brim · · Score: 1

    Apple would have sent around an internal email asking employees to stop bringing unreleased phones to bars or even leaving company property with them. Almost like they want these stories to get out ...

  35. Has ANYONE called the cops? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    I agree it sounds setup.

    But, Apple *might* want to get it back without police intervention because it makes Apple look a bit clueless, letting their employees lose prototypes multiple times.

    My inclination is to think one of these two possibilities:

    1. CalderÃn made the whole thing up, Apple has no involvement. CalderÃn thinks he can squeeze money out of Apple or potential media outlets that pay for stories (Gawker clearly pays for stories).

    2. Apple made it all up, and CalderÃn is on the payroll.

    The fact that neither CalderÃn or Apple has called the cop in officially is quite telling.

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  36. Re:If this is true by 3dr · · Score: 1

    I know you used a subject of "If this is true", but I'm going to save my outrage until some facts rise to the surface here.

    If this actually involved another iphone N prototype, the whole "lost iphone in a bar" shtick is played out. I'm surprised that tactic would be used again (and I'm making a cynical assumption that the original incident with N=4 was a ruse).

    If the person contacted by the "police" was threatened or upset, let him file a complaint and come out in a more official way. Did people actually come to his house, and did they actually claim they were SFPD?

    My conclusion so far is this whole story is bull.

  37. Re:If this is true by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "They also told me CmdrTaco WAS Steve Jobs."

    No, no. Hemos is Steve Jobs.

    CmdrTaco has been Bill Gates all along and this was just a covert operation to muddy the water.

  38. Where was the warrant? by gellenburg · · Score: 1

    If the homeowner let a bunch of asshats into their house to perform a search without a warrant signed by a judge

    Badge or no badge

    The owner is an idiot.

    1. Re:Where was the warrant? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      From what I've read the owner might have been in the country illegally, and the "cops" suggested that they might look into that.

      From what I've also read the local PD is willing to look into the situation, but they won't do so without a complaint from the property owner. And, if that guy is in the US illegally, what do you think the chances are that he is going to stir up even more muck?

  39. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Chrutil · · Score: 1

    In this day and age, who is smart enough to pick up a lost phone in a bar and then try to sell it superstitiously and is still to dumb to tell a real cop from a rent-a-cop?

    Only someone *dumb enough* to pick up a lost phone and try to sell it, wouldn't be able to tell the difference....

  40. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do your parents know what's wrong with you?

  41. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    no, they don't care about you

  42. Update: Police DID assist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/09/iphone_5_apple_police.php

    San Francisco Police Department spokesman Lt. Troy Dangerfield now tells SF Weekly that "three or four" SFPD officers accompanied two Apple security officials

    So, now we can stop with the Apple FUD, right?

    1. Re:Update: Police DID assist by Japher · · Score: 1

      Replying in case the AC comment slips past people. SFPD confirmed that there there were SFPD officers along with Apple investigators at the house.

    2. Re:Update: Police DID assist by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      So, now we can stop with the Apple FUD, right?

      I guarantee, in the weeks or months ahead, we'll see someone here on Slashdot make a serious comment about how Apple employees "have been known to impersonate police". Too many people don't bother getting information other than what's available from Slashdot/Reddit headlines.

      Now, having said that, the fact that SF police did indeed assist in some manner while Apple employees searched a guy's home is interesting and troubling (pending any more information that may come out about this event).

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    3. Re:Update: Police DID assist by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Some people learn; others choose to ignore anything that doesn't support their point of view. Hatred of Apple is part of their self-identity, and therefore ignore anything that doesn't support their "Apple is evil" mindset.

      Positive efforts funded and contributed to by Apple - such as WebKit, LLVM, Clang, Grand Central Dispatch, CUPS, and more. Apple publishes the code to open source software it uses. It even publishes software it isn't obligated to publish (ie. BSD, MIT, Apache...).

      None of that matters, of course, because in spite of Apple playing a significant role in free and open source software, they're evil - apparently because they're successful. Apple hasn't changed much since 2003 - when many of the Slashdot community pointed at Apple as the 'perfect blend' of proprietary and free software. The only thing that has changed is the popularity of their products.

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  43. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by sjames · · Score: 2

    [citation needed]

    From TFA:

    "This is something that's going to need to be investigated now," SFPD spokesman Lt. Troy Dangerfield said, when informed about the Bernal Heights man's statements to SF Weekly. "If this guy is saying that the people said they were SFPD, that's a big deal."

    And a little further down:

    Dangerfield said police plan to look into Calderón's allegations. "There's something amiss here. If we searched someone's house, there would be a police report," Dangerfield said.

  44. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by DJRumpy · · Score: 1, Informative

    The SFPD has already admitted that they did indeed go to this house. This is a lot to do about absolutely nothing.

    Link

  45. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    Darn it. /. ate my reply...

    Citation supplied, from the *same* FA:

    "Troy Dangerfield of the SFPD called to clarify his above statements: The police will only investigate if Calderón chooses to speak with them directly and share information about the people who came to his house. (So far, the SFPD has not spoken to Calderón, but only learned of his story through SF Weekly.)"

    Also, (in fairness, probably after you posted the above), it's all irrelevant now - since (again, from the same FA) "Update (3:25 p.m.): Police now say they did assist Apple security with the home search of a Bernal Heights man"

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  46. When I lost my phone.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The police did just about nothing. I called Sprint and after 30 minutes of being bounced around, I was given the last number the phone had called. It was a 30 minute call to an out of state number. I called that number myself. It was the perps father. He claimed his son called him and said he was using a friends phone. I called the police and they took a report. They called the father and he said his son never had my missing phone, he was using a friends phone. Police told me the did not have enough evidence to continue on and there was nothing else they could do.

    Short story, the common man is a bother to local police, bug business is not.

  47. this just in... by milkmage · · Score: 1

    What. The. Fuck.

    http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_18816728

    After first telling this newspaper that it could find no record of its officers taking part in the search, SFPD on Friday acknowledged its personnel had gone to the house, but said only Apple employees went inside to search.

    this is wrong in so many ways. I wonder if SFPD can be sued.. while the search wasn't conducted by LE (therefore technically no illegal search) - they were there which implies (to the resident) this is a sanctioned police action.

    1. Re:this just in... by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      No doubt if the resident didn't agree those cops probably would do something to make his life difficult. An article I read suggested that they were threatening to call the INS. Obviously that implies the resident didn't have clean hands, but that doesn't justify abuse of process.

      My problem with the modern court system is that we've turned the constitution into some kind of game. I know somebody who has given ethics lectures and he said that lectures to lawyers are the worst - you get a bazillion questions along the lines of "well, OK, maybe that is unethical, but how about if I did this and this and this instead." Basically the goal seems to be to figure out exactly how much you can get away with and then milk the system for all it is worth.

  48. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by wannabgeek · · Score: 2

    The SFPD also said they did not go INSIDE the house. And the Apple employees who went inside, never said anything about them not being part of SFPD, so I think it's totally possible for the guy to think they were SFPD too. A bunch of guys come to your house, one guy says "SFPD" and then a couple of guys go in, I think it's reasonable for him to assume they're all SFPD, since you know, they came together, and acting as if they're all one group. But don't let little factoids come in the way of defending the borg.

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  49. Re:Most Probably Inaccurate Reporting by sjames · · Score: 1

    I see the problem, the version I read didn't have any of the updates, including the ones you quoted. So it was a *different* *same* FA. They need version numbers if they're going to do that.

    The fully updated version is little better though, it just implicates the SF detectives as well. They have no business passing private security off as fellow SF detectives and allowing them to search someone's house (or fior that matter, taking civillians along on a search in the first place). If the immigration threats and such are even partially true, it's even worse.

    Coming in a distant third, I wouldn't trust the GPS on a new iPhone very much :-)

  50. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    But don't let little factoids come in the way of defending the borg.

    You keep using that word...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factoid

    "A factoid is a questionable or spurious—unverified, incorrect, or fabricated—statement presented as a fact, but with no veracity."

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  51. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The SFPD has already admitted that they did indeed go to this house. This is a lot to do about absolutely nothing.

    Link

    If by "absolutely nothing" you mean "a fourth amendment violation", then I concur.

  52. Re:"Impersonate" is probably too strong by Phoghat · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm, nothing to see here, move along

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  53. "... Apple wanted it kept a secret." by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    When public resources, such as the time and attention of the police officers, are used for private benefit, whether Apple's or any other organization or individual, it should never, ever be allowed to be "... kept a secret."

  54. Re:Fake? Yes by PPH · · Score: 1

    Cops have special status in my state 24x7, on duty or off. What you might be thinking about is their right to search and seize evidence. Cops don't have that right either on the job or off unless they are carrying a warrant, issued by a court. But if they pound on the door and verbally bully someone into handing something over, they aren't necessarily abusing their cop powers.

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  55. Re:If this is true by esocid · · Score: 1
    Why is this an insightful post? Sound more like paranoiac ramblings to me.

    I'm not entirely sure what sort of smear campaigns against apple, to which you refer. If you read the link the SFPD admitted having officers stand outside, after they contacted Apple.

    After speaking with Apple representatives, we were given information which helped us determine what occurred. It was discovered that Apple employees called Mission Police station directly, wanting assistance in tracking down a lost item. Apple had tracked the lost item to a house located in the 500 block of Anderson Street. Because the address was in the Ingleside Police district Apple employees were referred to Officers in the Ingleside district. Four SFPD Officers accompanied Apple employees to the Anderson street home. The two Apple employees met with the resident and then went into the house to look for the lost item. The Apple employees did not find the lost item and left the house. "The Apple employees did not want to make an official report of the lost item." - San Francisco Police Department spokesman Lt. Troy Dangerfield

    I also agree that the story sounds fishy, but the simplest explanation isn't, someone fabricated this story, hired an ex-cop to pose as Apple security, tracked the "missing phone" down to a vicinity, and tossed the house, all under the guise of smearing Apple, all with the SFPD overlooking.
    The fishy part, if true, would be that Apple has secret police that have free reign.

    One of the search team, a man who went by the name "Tony," provided Caldeon with his phone number, which SF Weekly called, speaking to Anthony Colon, a former San Jose police officer who said he now works at Apple as a "senior investigator" and declined to comment further.

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