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Glowing Cats a New Tool in AIDS Research
sciencehabit writes "Scientists have developed a strain of green-glowing cat by infecting their eggs with a virus containing a foreign gene—the first time this method has worked in a carnivore. Experts say the advance could make the cat a valuable new genetic model—and potentially protect it from an HIV-like virus. "
From my experience in life, my cats always liked trying to wake me up in the middle of the night. So now they'll be giving off light too? Great. Not an improvement.
Just some monochromatic green glow. Call me when the skin of the cat is a 1920x1080p display with 24bit color.
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Why am I suddenly reminded of the John Ritter movie, "Skin Deep"?
It's fluorescing. Yes, technically that is a "glow" but glow is a lot more general term. All fluorescing items glow, but not all glowing items fluoresce. Most people that read "glow" will expect to turn out the lights and see a green cat without needing to shine an invisible special lighting on it.
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
It is a common belief in Africa (as it was in England in the 1800s) that fucking a virgin will cure STDs.
But I have it on good authority that if you try to have sex with a lion, you will not die of AIDS.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
It is a common belief in Africa (as it was in England in the 1800s) that fucking a virgin will cure STDs.
But I have it on good authority that if you try to have sex with a lion, you will not die of AIDS.
Oh how wrong you are; and trust me, Acquired Intense Disembowelment Syndrome is not a fun way to go.
Why are those people always making those cool GM pets and never sell them ?
I want a glowing cat ! Just sell them already, I'm sure there is a market for that !
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Seriously? Green glowing cats due to virus infection in a lab?!? Talk about comic book joke sci-fi... only for real. Totally awsome! Funnier than sharks with frikkin' lazer beams.
When I was a kid I lamented the boring age I was born into. I woz wrong. Can't wait to see what the next few decades will bring. Or should we be afraid, very afraid?
(I wonder how my cat would react if he met a glowing cat in the front yard at night.)
Green Patches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Patches), where cats on the spacecraft are born with green patches over their eyes, and it turns out to be an alien organism which has taken control of all life on the planet.
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Everyone knows a glowing puss should be avoided, aids be damned. Wouldn't it be more useful to make bugs glow instead of the creatures that eat them? Glowing mosquitos. That is all I'm asking for.
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
They should consider selling these kittens. Glowing kittens would command a high price and there is definitely a market out there for unusual and cute pets. Sell these little guys and reinvest the money into more research. People already give large charitable donations, this would help encourage more people to give. "Give to a good cause and get a kick ass glowing kitten :3"
Nowhere in the article did they mention where I could obtain one of these glowing kittens.
On the other hand, I can see furries being all over this. "No, really, you'll be ok if you wear this glowing cat suit" :p
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... and we will have really scary critters jack-pawing around . . . http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
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From TFA:
The method's efficiency is only half the story, however. When the researchers tried to infect blood cells from the genetically modified kittens with FIV, the virus didn't replicate well. Poeschla and colleagues next plan to test whether the cats are resistant to FIV, or, if not, whether they are less likely to develop feline AIDS after infection.
"I think cats will become easier to utilize as a model organism now that you can manipulate the genome," VandeWoude says. "They're not going to replace mice, but it gives another tool to scientists."
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How is this the first carnivore they did this with? Is this old news? I read about this with a dog several months ago.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/27/us-korea-dog-idUSTRE76Q1MK20110727
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(I wonder how my cat would react if he met a glowing cat in the front yard at night.)
Depends on how it smells. Cats may be sight based for prey, but they're very scent based when dealing with each other.
They're not *supposed* to do that.
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I'll just turn off this here light and let's see if you glow or not. And seriously why is it that they are making everything glow in these tests, how about making a cat that can talk, or breathe underwater but no there must have been a heck of a sale on the genes that make stuff glow and some scientist is stuck in lab thinking what are we going to do with it all
"Now if I can just keep them from running away from all the bass..."
I've seen a lynx that pulled the person holding his leash into the rave dance with him, and was having quite a time investigating all the weird stuff going on in there.
His name was Cody, and he was an educational animal for Animals for Awareness. They'd take him to schools in the Chicago area so the kids could see him. Incredibly cool critter. Very personable (a lot of lynxes are a bit skittish).
according to the way they thought how aids was spread, do a monkey or gay guy, you get aids... do a pussy or a cat, you get the opposite?
Makes not to self... Never have unprotected sex with a glowing cat.
A little while ago we had something similar: fluorescent dogs. The interesting thing with the dogs is that you can turn the effect on and off depending on what drugs you mix into their food...
"the first time this method has worked in a carnivore"? Eh? Here's a report of glowing cats from 2007: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9833107-1.html
Hard to tell what the veracity of the South Korean report is, though, and what sort of technique they used. So maybe "this method" really is new?
I dissected a cat in high school biology.
Circle of life, bro; deal with it.
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
Here's the real reason. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2088#comic
Experts say the advance could make the cat a valuable new genetic modelâ"and potentially protect it from an HIV-like virus. "
In other words, they are going to expose animals just like your pet to HIV and then vivisect them.
So your cats will only wake you up if you have a blinding blue night-light
You mean like the power indicator LED on a growing number of electronic devices?
The picture of the kitty looks fake. Looks more like under-lit glow lamp, rather than internal glow. (ie: how exactly are its CLAWS glowing? I think not...)
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At a party back in the 70's. John Lennon was there. He saw it too.
I definitely agree with you.
Dear scientist, please make your ass glowing so I can find it in the dark........
I suppose it's a bad idea then to make it mandatory for traffic cops. I suppose the part where they have to be naked also wouldn't go down well though.
do your research on glowing humans, leave cats alone, you should all die horribly of aids and cancer for testing on animals, if not i will gladly shoot you, just send me a card with name and adress
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