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Pirate Party Wins Seat In Berlin

An anonymous reader writes "The Pirate Party won its first seat in the Berlin state elections with almost 9% of the vote. From the article: '"We will get right to work," top Pirate candidate, Andreas Baum, told ZDF television. "This is all new for us."'"

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  1. First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pirate seat won in Berlin, wow!

    1. Re:First... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19th.

    2. Re:First... by odoketa · · Score: 1

      Now talking like a pirate will involve phrases like 'tax relief'...

      Though in some ways I suppose it always has....

    3. Re:First... by vranash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Weren't pirates often 'reliefing' the government of it's 'hard earned' tax dollars? By 'hard earned' I meant: 'stolen from the poor'?:D

    4. Re:First... by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 0

      So when's Talk Like A Politician Day?

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    5. Re:First... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?

      A: His lips move.

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    6. Re:First... by Aighearach · · Score: 3, Funny

      A: His lips move.

      Or his parrot's do.

    7. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically: Dyarr, Avast bürger! Ich bin Piratenpolitiker Arrrr?

       

    8. Re:First... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      It's also on the 19th! The first Talk Like a Politician Day was held in 1956 and it's been celebrated every year since by giving politicians campaign contributions, cocaine and sexual favors.

      Also my penis is 12" long and I drive a Lamborghini.

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    9. Re:First... by justforgetme · · Score: 2

      No, that was robin hood.

      Pirates became famous for relieving people of their jewelry, warez, wifes, etc... Like politicians.

      Isn't it weird?
      Historically pirates wanted to relive you of your warez and now they distribute them for no apparent profit...

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    10. Re:First... by Stormthirst · · Score: 2

      Guy Fawkes the only person in history to enter Parliament (or indeed any political establishment) with honest intentions

  2. Maybe... by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...others can copy their strategy?

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    1. Re:Maybe... by geekmux · · Score: 0

      ...others can copy their strategy?

      Er, "copy"? Oh the irony.

      Are we finally going to find out once and for all who will reign supreme, Pirates or Ninjas? Will the Ninjas use cool smoke balls to disappear off stage after a debate? (cue the smoke and mirrors political satire). Instead of proclaiming "Ay" seconding a motion, do Pirates say "Arrrr" instead?

      Sorry, couldn't help myself. Had to be asked.

    2. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, "copy"? Oh the irony.

      Whoosh.

    3. Re:Maybe... by hoytak · · Score: 1

      ...others can copy their strategy?

      as long as they don't patent it as a business method.

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    4. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...others can copy their strategy?

      If they create an off-shoot of the Pirate Party... would it be called the "Butt Pirate Party"?

  3. But where by dlb · · Score: 3, Funny

    is the Ninja Party?

    1. Re:But where by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're present, but go unnoticed.

    2. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they've been there all along... you just haven't noticed.

    3. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't see them, duh.

    4. Re:But where by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      That kind of sucks when trying to campaign.

    5. Re:But where by ericloewe · · Score: 2

      Where you least expect them to be.

    6. Re:But where by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Though it sometimes seems a lot of even our elected reps have mastered Ninja Vanish.

    7. Re:But where by geekmux · · Score: 3, Funny

      is the Ninja Party?

      They've been there all along. They're so sneaky, they've changed their name to "Congress".

      Just watch C-SPAN or find a live feed of the Congressional floor. They're all very hard at work, you just can't see any of them.

      Yeah, I know. They're REALLY good Ninjas.

    8. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look for their badges.

    9. Re:But where by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Not near enough of them I'm afraid.

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    10. Re:But where by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      They're present, but go unnoticed.

      I heard they even changed their name - they're referred to as 'lobbyists' these days as to not to reveal their real identity.

    11. Re:But where by garaged · · Score: 1

      They need to be ninjas indeed if they are programming in Perl

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    12. Re:But where by Scott+Scott · · Score: 1

      Just watch C-SPAN or find a live feed of the Congressional floor. They're all very hard at work, you just can't see any of them.

      Yeah, I know. They're REALLY good Ninjas.

      The ones I can see don't look hard at work either. Incompetence...or mad ninja skills?

    13. Re:But where by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Nowhere.

      You know why Pirates are better than Ninjas?

      They just Arrrrrrrrrr!

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    14. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a myth. You cannot see anyone program in Perl because nobody programs in Perl. Not because ninja's program in Perl.

      However, the only people coding in perl are those who fantasize about programming in Perl.

    15. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the only people coding in perl are those who fantasize about programming in Perl.

      That's not true, a reoccuring nightmare for many C programmers is to code in Perl.

    16. Re:But where by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 1

      Present, but unnoticed? Oh... my... god...

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    17. Re:But where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a bad day, the operate at about 80,000 frames per second.

  4. No surprises here... by Naveen+Gupta · · Score: 2

    .... considering how "cool" it is becoming in Germany to associate anything and everything with "Piraten". Pirates are in baby.

    1. Re:No surprises here... by Andy_R · · Score: 2

      I blame the MPAA.

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    2. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      please take the pirates out of the baby. thanks.

    3. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is pirate formed?

    4. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any truth to the rumour that, upon seeing them with a 9% share, the there was a collective "Argh!" from the opposition?

    5. Re:No surprises here... by SlothDead · · Score: 2

      Uhm, no? The name "Pirate Party" works much better in Sweden, which has Pirates in their history and a population that knows enough English to know the term "software piracy".
      In Germany, pirates are usually associated with Somalia and the German equivalent for "pirated software" translates as "robbery copy". There was a lot of debate about weather or not it's a good idea to even call it "Pirate Party", in the end it was decided that a consistent name across all countries has more value than having names that better match the local culture.

      tl;dr In Germany, "Pirate" is a meaningless, valueless (or bad) word when used in politics.

    6. Re:No surprises here... by multi+io · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uhm, no? The name "Pirate Party" works much better in Sweden, which has Pirates in their history and a population that knows enough English to know the term "software piracy". In Germany, pirates are usually associated with Somalia and the German equivalent for "pirated software" translates as "robbery copy". There was a lot of debate about weather or not it's a good idea to even call it "Pirate Party", in the end it was decided that a consistent name across all countries has more value than having names that better match the local culture.

      tl;dr In Germany, "Pirate" is a meaningless, valueless (or bad) word when used in politics.

      Not exactly true; "Softwarepiraterie" (literally "software piracy") is a well-known german term that's used in public discussions about the subject quite frequently.

    7. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, Softwarepiraterie as a noun is possibly still more common than Raubkopiererei, although both are almost never used in comparison with the verb raubkopieren. Going along with your reasoning, maybe the party should have called itself the Robber Party in Germany.

    8. Re:No surprises here... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      You might want to explain that to the edelweiss-piraten movement, who resisted the Hitler Youth.

      Really trying not to godwin this, it's just an example of the use of the term pirate in German, and pre-dating software piracy by a long way.

    9. Re:No surprises here... by ironman_one · · Score: 1

      Well All foreign political names are if taken out of context. Lets look at Democrats and Republicans. In Sweden they just sound silly. Democrats, is OK but meaningless. All political parties are supposed to be "democratic". Its like calling a party "The Political". Republican, refers mainly to a person who wants to kill people with a guillotine in the public square. Robespierre and gang.

    10. Re:No surprises here... by Tom · · Score: 1

      tl;dr In Germany, "Pirate" is a meaningless, valueless (or bad) word when used in politics.

      It's not the best word, but then again most of the other party names are just as meaningless. Whether or not you can give them meaning is what counts, and the Pirates have done a pretty good job at that, sticking with the pirate theme but adding word-plays to it that makes it political.
      For example, one of their slogans is "klarmachen zum Ãndern" (get ready for change), which is a word-play on "klarmachen zum entern" (ready to board enemy ship), but also clearly states that the Pirate Party wants to make many changes to the current political system.

      And with this success, they will be all over the news, and after that it really doesn't matter anymore.

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    11. Re:No surprises here... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Not exactly true; "Softwarepiraterie" (literally "software piracy") is a well-known german term

      Glad to see that. Even the abbreviated version of the previously used term,
      unbefugte-oder-illegale-kopieren-und-weitergeben-urheberrechtlich-geschützten-materials
      was really slowing things down.

    12. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, no? The name "Pirate Party" works much better in Sweden, which has Pirates in their history and a population that knows enough English to know the term "software piracy".
      In Germany, pirates are usually associated with Somalia and the German equivalent for "pirated software" translates as "robbery copy". There was a lot of debate about weather or not it's a good idea to even call it "Pirate Party"

      Not exactly true, either. German had pirates before there even was a Caribean to talk about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoertebeker.

    13. Re:No surprises here... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      In my experience, a large percentage of Germans speak very good English (certainly better than my German) and they tend to have a lot of exposure to American culture due to the US forces TV being shown over there.

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    14. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of idiot are you? Not a single thing you've said is true.
      Please never talk about Germany or the German language again.
      You're embarrassing yourself.

    15. Re:No surprises here... by tenco · · Score: 1

      tl;dr In Germany, "Pirate" is a meaningless, valueless (or bad) word when used in politics.

      Not true.

    16. Re:No surprises here... by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      "Softwarepiraterie" is a well-known example for "poorly translated into German". Sounds like a citation from a MS software handbook...

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    17. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the murdering swine in Texas, that sounds like a pretty accurate description of the Republicons.

    18. Re:No surprises here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we had some Pirates too! The most famous one is perhaps Klaus Störtebeker. Sure, those bavarian mountain boys probably never heard of him...

      > In Germany, "Pirate" is a meaningless, valueless (or bad) word when used in politics.

      That applies to most countries, doesn't it?

  5. Not just one by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 4, Informative

    They haven't just won one seat but about 14-15. Interestingly, more seats would have been mostly useless to them as they have only nominated 15 candidates -- if they gain more seats than that or if they have to replace a member mid-term, they will have to leave that seat empty.

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    1. Re:Not just one by chill · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, you're thinking of the Tea Party.

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    2. Re:Not just one by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes their original goal was "merely" to get over the 5% hurdle. German state and federal elections are run with a proportional voting system, but there is a 5% cut-off. So if you have less than 5% of the votes you will not get any seats, even if your proportion of the votes would amount to one or two. (Leaving out some details here, but that's the gist of it.) So getting over that hurdle is a big deal for a new party.

    3. Re:Not just one by MikeUW · · Score: 1

      I thought they focused primarily on teabagging.

    4. Re:Not just one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teabanging?

    5. Re:Not just one by dingram17 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like MMP. The same thresholds apply in the New Zealand elections. The only exception is if you get an electorate seat (geographic) then you're into parliament and you get seats based on the percentage. Without the electorate seat you need to get over 5% to get list members into parliament. It is good as it stops complete fragmentation of the parliament.

    6. Re:Not just one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Tea Party fellate each other and defecate on a horse.

    7. Re:Not just one by mmcuh · · Score: 1

      Is there any reason to believe that there would be "complete fragmentation" without a cutoff? The Netherlands, for example, has proportional representation without any threshold and the Staten-Generaal is still dominated by 4 or 5 large parties.

    8. Re:Not just one by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      As with a lot of details of today's German political system, the roots for this stem from lessons learned form the 3rd Reich or the Weimar Republic, to be more precised. Long story short: it is believed that the heavy fragmentation of the parlament at that time finally lead to the rise of Hitler and the NSDAP.

      To prevent that from happening again, the 5% hurdle was introduced when founding the Federal German Republic.

    9. Re:Not just one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A donkey, specifically.

    10. Re:Not just one by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      5% barrier for parties is also a 'sanity barrier' (it can be lowered to about 3%, probably).

      There are quite a lot of fringe parties out there which can be only characterized as 'insane'. But they can easily get a seat or two in a parliamentary election. And that can give them a power completely out of proportion with their popularity.

    11. Re:Not just one by staalmannen · · Score: 2

      No they would get power in proportion with their popularity (and the insanes also get represented in such a way that they actually have to argue for their beliefs). What the threshold does right now is to give disproportionate amount of power to a party that gets over the hurdle. This is what happened in Sweden last year, a nationalist-populist party managed to get into parliament and got the whole parlamentary balance disturbed. During the elections there had been two major coalitions: the red-green (communists, green and social democrats) and "the alliance" (liberals, christian democrats, "moderates" (market liberals, value conservative), and "center" (farmer- and small company party)). The "alliance" won in such a way that they have but 1 seat from absolute majority, but if the red-green and the nationalist populists go together they can block the government. For obvious reasons the nationalist populists tries to make as much use of this position as they can...

    12. Re:Not just one by neyla · · Score: 2

      Indeed. With a large parliament and proportional representation, *very* small parties get represented. For example, the German "Bundestag" has 621 members, which means with purely proportional representation you would get your first member with around 0.16% of the votes.

      In practice you'd be -over- represented at that, because the voice of a single person, will be more often and more clearly heard than the voice of a single member of a 100-person strong political group. In essence, you're able to make a lot of noise - entirely unproportional to the actual influence you hold in votes and representatives.

      There's a 4% cut-off in norway for proportional representation too. You can get represented being smaller, by winning a seat directly (in practice by having being strong in some geographic region), but there's also compensating seats handed out to ensure near-proportional representation. However these have a cut-off point of 4%, parties smaller than that doesn't get them, even if they're under-represented.

    13. Re:Not just one by alan.briolat · · Score: 1

      So that's what a working democracy looks like. For a Pirate Party to get any foothold in the UK, all their supporters would have to move into one small area.

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    14. Re:Not just one by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Not really, representation barrier distributes additional votes more or less fairly between the parties that overcome the hurdle. Small parties actually might get an extra seat or two because of rounding rules.

      The situation you've described, however, is quite typical in parliaments. And there's nothing wrong with it per-se - it usually just reflects the problems in society. They can happen even without the hurdle.

  6. Not just one by BitterKraut · · Score: 5, Informative

    Chances are that everyone on their list, which comprised only 15 candidates, will win a seat in the Berlin senate.

  7. won by default by bkmoore · · Score: 1

    Between the Greek bailout fiasco, ethanol fuel fiasco, atomic energy extension then reversal, FDP falling on their swords, Stuttgart 21, etc., I don't think any of the mainstream political parties have any credibility with the German voters left. Maybe the Green party has some, but they'd blow it after a couple of years in power. I think Mrs. Merkel is looking for a new coalition partner, maybe she should advertise on one of those in search of web sites.

  8. Reactions of other parties by tp1024 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The funny thing is of course how the other parties reacted. When it became clear that the Pirate Party would likely get into the parliament (predicted to get 6.5% at most), they were already scandalized, how anybody could vote such loonies. Now, I must confess I haven't watched all the reactions of other parties, but after the election both SPD and CDU were dismissive to the point of insulting those who voted for the Pirate Party. (Whose voters are more educated than the average of the electorate.)

    A representative of the Left party pointed out that having to few members nominated than the seats they won indicated that they must have overestimated themselves (sic!). Green Representative Renate Künast claimed that her party got the most gains of all parties - the Green Party gained 4.5% more votes than during the last election in 2006 ... but the Pirate Party gained about 6% over that result - reaching 9%. Also none, none of the other parties saw fit to even mention the name Pirate Party even once. They all skirted the issue by saying something like - those others, a new party in the left spectrum or whatever.

    Aloofness abounds among established parties, caring about their claim to power first, other parties in the government next and the people ... oh ... well what? The people? Who's that?

    1. Re:Reactions of other parties by vlm · · Score: 1

      Now, I must confess I haven't watched all the reactions of other parties, but after the election both SPD and CDU were dismissive to the point of insulting those who voted for the Pirate Party.

      So, in my homeland, the Pirate Party is kind of the equivalent of Dr Ron Paul?

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    2. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between the Pirate Party and Ron Paul is that the Pirate Party actually got elected after polling well.

    3. Re:Reactions of other parties by Knuckles · · Score: 2

      On ARD in the election show Claudia Roth congratulated the Pirate Party and said she's looking forward to a tough but good collaboration, and that the PP result shows that the Greens will have to strengthen their position on citizen rights.

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    4. Re:Reactions of other parties by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 2

      [...] - the Green Party gained 4.5% more votes than during the last election in 2006 ... but the Pirate Party gained about 6% over that result - reaching 9%. [...]

      Actually the pirates gained 9% WRT the latest election, because they hadn't participated back then.

      The funny thing is of course how the other parties reacted. When it became clear that the Pirate Party would likely get into the parliament (predicted to get 6.5% at most), they were already scandalized, how anybody could vote such loonies.

      Actually, the representative of the pirate party just admitted on TV that they don't have a stance on many points yet, so it doesn't take much not to take them too seriously. But that's not a big issue IMHO. They'll be able to focus on their core issues first, then mature over time. OTOH, from my POV they don't seem to differ much from the green party (grassroots democracy, individual freedom, intellectual-ish and young-ish voters, etc.) so I fear these two might tear each other apart over details, like so many movements (e.g. Peoples' Front of Judea vs. Judean People's Front) before.

      Anyway, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrr!

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    5. Re:Reactions of other parties by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure. Minus the creationism, gold standard and crazy stuff, of course.

    6. Re:Reactions of other parties by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      Perhaps DR RON PAUL could achieve more success if he reinvents himself in the guise of a Pirate Party. He could still stick to the gold stuff pretty easily, with a nice gold-doubloons theme.

    7. Re:Reactions of other parties by tp1024 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most parties have firm opinions on all sorts of matters. Often contradictory opinions both within one party and with other parties. In order to make those opinions seem to be substantial, they cite experts whom they know to support their opinions in the first place. Or they hire experts or "scientists" or statisticians to write up some scientific seeming study with preconceived conclusions.

      Given that, I prefer a party that limits its opinions to things it (and me) truly believes in. And tries to use its own best judgment and explicitly that of its voters on those points where it doesn't - instead of stubbornly staying with a party line it is keeping only because it has adopted some opinion to some point for some reason in the past and now can't change it, because of they've already backed those random opinions up with heaps and heaps of lies and propaganda that would fly in its face if it were to change even some of those opinions.

    8. Re:Reactions of other parties by henni16 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sorry, but this is simply not true.
      Except for "When it became clear that the Pirate Party would likely get into the parliament (predicted to get 6.5% at most), they were already scandalized, how anybody could vote such loonies."

      I'm not sure what you've watched, but it certainly wasn't the coverage by ARD or later the local RBB. Or not a lot of it.

      Other parties had no problem naming them and dis so frequently as the success of the Pirates and the catastrophic result of the FDP were the main topics of most discussions.
      Yeah, of course they also called the Pirates "new", but so did the Pirates themselves.
      During a talk with representatives of all parties (that matter), they even did a little "special" analyzing where the pirates' 9% came from and asked everybody's opinion about that and why their parties didn't manage to get those votes.

      Some politicians from the "established" parties even congratulated the Pirates. I remember people from the Greens and the Lefts doing so.
      And they certainly didn't say "Congratulations to those others".

      And I don't remember a Left party guy talking about "they overestimated themselves".
      But I do remember one pointing out how the Pirates _under_estimated their own chances and that the Pirates obviously were surprised by their success as much as anybody else, citing (almost) not having enough candidates listed to fill the seats they won as a proof.
      And he wasn't alone, several Pirate candidates repeatedly stated how they were "baff" (perplexed) or "still a bit in shock" in view of their success.

      I also have no problem with Künast claiming they gained the most as those gains and losses are calculated in comparison to the last state election in 2006 and the Pirates weren't yet on the ballot back then.
      If you say the Pirates gained 6% to reach their 9%, you're comparing their result today to the 3% they got in Berlin during the last national election in 2009, i.e. you're comparing apples and oranges because
      a) people vote differently in state and national elections and
      b) the gains and losses of the other parties were based on the results of a different election.
      Yeah, technically the Pirates gained the most since they went from nothing to 9%, but I don't blame her for ignoring the n00bs when the main intent is to show how they are more awesome than the sucktitide that's their traditional enemies or their (realistic) competitors when it comes to building the government.

    9. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where their position on issues is not clear, it will be patched as necessary. *RIMSHOT*

    10. Re:Reactions of other parties by mmcuh · · Score: 1

      Why would they need to "mature" by adopting "stances" on every political issue? If their current program is important enough that 9% of the voters want them to work on the issues presented in it, maybe they should just keep doing that.

    11. Re:Reactions of other parties by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 2

      Green Representative Renate Künast claimed that her party got the most gains of all parties - the Green Party gained 4.5% more votes than during the last election in 2006 ... but the Pirate Party gained about 6% over that result - reaching 9%.

      To be fair, she said "most gains of all parties already presented in the Berliner Abgeordnetenhaus". Which is the truth.

      Just because we (yeah "we" - proud member of German's Pirate Party here) made it into the parlament, doesn't mean we have to immediatly adopt the typical political "quoting out of context and/or leaving out important parts of a quote" like all other parties practice it.

    12. Re:Reactions of other parties by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 2

      Given that, I prefer a party that limits its opinions to things it (and me) truly believes in.

      I'd extend that to 'and admits to know nothing (or haven't formed and official opinion yet) about topics they really have no clue about (right now).

      To paraphrase Lt. Commander Data: "Sometimes the scientifically most accurate answer one can give is: I don't know."

    13. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps DR RON PAUL could achieve more success if he reinvents himself in the guise of a Pirate Party. He could still stick to the gold stuff pretty easily, with a nice gold-doubloons theme.

      The trouble is that the US election system is mathematically predisposed to having exactly two parties. As soon as you have three parties, the two most similar parties split the vote and cause the third to win. See: George Bush, Al Gore, Ralph Nader, 2000 election in Florida. The consequence is that whenever there would be three parties, it is advantageous for the two most similar parties to join forces and run a single candidate between them.

      You'll notice that this is why the "Tea Party" isn't really a party -- they don't really compete with the Republicans, they instead go to the Republican primaries and try to get their candidate the Republican nomination.

      The Pirate Party may be wise to do something similar -- instead of running a candidate on the Pirate Party ticket in the US, try to influence the primaries for the major parties to get pro-PP platform candidates the major party nominations. (Naturally you can do this in the normal way -- raise money and donate to friendly candidates before the primary, endorsements, etc.)

    14. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they don't have a stance on many points yet

      That's still a lot better than what the major parites CLAIM to have. Sure, big parties may have stances on all points but they're all just for show during elections to make them sound good. Usually that's all their points are: lies to defraud voters. They'll sell their position to the highest cash-bidder after the election anyway.

      I'd rather the party I support has a stance on points I feel strongly about and most importantly, they should know what they are talking about; as opposed to the corrupt, tech-illiterate anti-citizen's-rights goons from the traditional parties.

    15. Re:Reactions of other parties by Smekarn · · Score: 1

      What kind of nut job politician would even attempt to cram the Pirate Party into the left/right-scale?
      I admit to being quite ingorant of their over-all agenda but from what I have gathered they are a "single-point-party" (don't know the real word in english) and their stance could be placed anywhere from "robin hood-leftism" via "anarchism" to "right wing liberalism". It's comprised of everything from commies to right wing extremists. They are SOLELY interested in fixing the IP/Patent and Privacy laws and nothing else.

    16. Re:Reactions of other parties by Xest · · Score: 2

      "but after the election both SPD and CDU were dismissive to the point of insulting those who voted for the Pirate Party. (Whose voters are more educated than the average of the electorate.) "

      Political anti-intellectualism in Germany? What could possibly go wrong!

      The 1930s called, they want their politics back.

    17. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why did I vote for them?

      A couple of years ago, the two big parties were in a coalition at the national level.
      The SPD Minister of Justice got a bill through which meant people who claimed their rights were being infringed by file sharing, could claim any internet user was sharing *their* films and demand redress. No burden of proof, nothing. This has happened to me.

      How this works is that the ISPs have to keep the data over which IP-Address belonged to which customer for a few weeks. Then you have people trawling the net looking for protected content on P2P networks. They then ask the ISPs who had these connections. The ISPs tell them and then delete the data (the few weeks are up) and *then* the owners of the rights (in this case a Porno company) activate their lawyers. I was not sharing. My logs (which I could have manipulated so they mean nothing legally) make it clear there was no 'hidden' sharing via a Trojan. My WEP2 key is a random 63-char UPPER+lower string. Irrelevant. There is no burden of proof, nothing.
      The SPD are responsible for that
      The CDU voted along with them
      The Greens were probably against it, but voting for the Pirate Party was my very clear statement on this.

      I'm not expecting the Pirate Party to be able to do much themselves, but I'm hoping the larger parties shed some of their arrogance and remember they are supposed to be representing *people*, not GEMA (the local RIAA) or the Porno Industry.

      In other news, a German Civil Servant was done recently for deleting some files from his laptop before he gave it back. They were personal stuff - the stuff he had been working on was on their servers anyway - but that turned out to break some lunatic law and some semi-simian prosecuted and won. That law makes deleting anything at all a bit of a grey area legally. Maybe the Pirates can achieve something there as well.

    18. Re:Reactions of other parties by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      >they are a "single-point-party" (don't know the real word in english)

      It's called a single-issue party. People who vote for them are called single issue voters.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-issue_politics
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-issue_politics#Single-issue_parties

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    19. Re:Reactions of other parties by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      So the Pirate Party is the Ron Paul of parties? (at least from the point of view of how is treated by media and politicians)

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    20. Re:Reactions of other parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think they the politicians understand what is happening, we the people are sick of the elites carving up our culture for a dollar and selling it back to use like a drug, Copyright was designed to help protect artists but what it's doing now is allowing major media distributors to screw artists and then screw the public. So voting for the pirate party is the people saying screw you and screw your broken copyright system that only protects the elites.
        Interesting fact, your average band makes 5% of their income from the record labels and the rest through live shows and direct sales of CD's, so for most musicians record sales by labels is verging on meaningless. Record labels pay less than 2c on the dollar for sales to artists and in some cases artists get nothing even on huge record sales eg, see meatloaf and bat out of hell = $0 to the band but the labels made millions.

    21. Re:Reactions of other parties by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      we the people are sick of the elites carving up our culture for a dollar and selling it back to use like a drug

      Sorry, you don't represent the people, 9% of seats does not speak for all the people.

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    22. Re:Reactions of other parties by ista · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is of course how the other parties reacted. When it became clear that the Pirate Party would likely get into the parliament (predicted to get 6.5% at most), they were already scandalized, how anybody could vote such loonies.

      The interesting stuff on "those loonies" are the typical objections: e.g., the Pirate Party is said to be a "only one topic party".

      My favourite answer to such objections simply is to take a step back. The Pirate Party did often say they're very knowledgable in certain matters, but certainly not in others - and they leave those things to others until they do have enough clue. To me, this is a lot more trustworthy and works for me much better than some party who states they're a master of all arts.

      On the other hand, parties like the liberals (FDP) do have a very long party program with lots of interesting topics, but over the last 10 years or so they basically made themselves a "one topic party" by continuously repeating "reduce taxes, this will solve all problems". So in the end, a few of those objections "against" the pirate party are in deed things to watch out for with the well-known parties.

    23. Re:Reactions of other parties by Smekarn · · Score: 1

      Thank you, good Sir or Madame!

  9. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you had actually read the statements of the german Pirate Party, you'd know their position is not one of "screw the creators, everything free for everyone", but quite a bit more thought-out. Go read it.

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  10. HIP HIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EOM

  11. "Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's much more a technically aware party that does lots of things right where other 'conservative' parties just still behave like 40 years ago ..

    For me the name 'Pirate' ist the worst part of the party, as this is probably why lots of people won't ever take them serious .. even if they have good ideas. (Just like the Chaos Computer Club (CCC)... )

    1. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      You're somewhat right, but "Bündnis 90/Die Grünen" (= official name of the German Green Party) isn't that much more appealing either. And I bet that unfortunately a good amount of people don't even now what "Bndins 90" stands for and what's the story of that part of the name.

      Or ÖkoLinX-Antirassistische Liste

    2. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Names change meanings, especially the names of political parties. Who actually thinks about democracy and republics when hearing the names of the US parties?
      In Denmark, we have The Left, which is a right wing party, the Radical Left, a center/left party and the Danish Peoples Party, a socialist/conservative party. When I think about the names, they are hilarious, but nobody thinks about what they mean in normal conversation. If the pirate party survives 10 years in the main stream, it will be the same thing: Nobody will notice what the name actually means in normal conversation.

    3. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by GNious · · Score: 1

      [...]Danish Peoples Party[..] When I think about the names, they are hilarious, but nobody thinks about what they mean in normal conversation[...]

      Dunno, when I hear "Dansk Folkeparti" I think of it being an insult to everything Danish....

    4. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Peoples Parties aren't. Democratic Parties aren't. Democratic Peoples Parties are neither (it fits better with countries, but it holds up quite well for parties as well).

    5. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Socialist conservatives?

      Are they people who want to have a social security net, but also conservative social mores?

      Not a troll.

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    6. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want to conserv(ie keep) the social security they already have.
      Real Conservatives want to keep "it" the way "it" is (or was some years ago).

    7. Re:"Pirate Party" is *not* about 'piracy' ! by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      I think the way they see it is something along the lines of:
      Economically, they are to the social side, trying to take care of the people at the bottom of society.
      As for values, they are rather conservative, wanting to keep Denmark they way it has always been (or the way they imagine it always was).

      So I suppose your general idea was correct.

  12. And in the UK, in Luton by treeves · · Score: 0

    Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel has won a seat for the Silly Party.

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  13. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by vlm · · Score: 1

    forcing doctors and teachers to work for no pay

    Hilariously, if docs and teachers were treated like "content creators" then we'd have to pay huge amounts of money to their managers in perpetuity to basically do nothing, while the docs and teachers got practically no pay after they pay their bills. Oh wait...

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  14. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop screwing creators.

    Tell that to the music labels.

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    "In prison you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here you have to shut your eyes and give it."
  15. Re:heh pirate party in the most spineless country by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    Notice that the people vote, not the country. If the country voted there would be no pirate party seats won.

  16. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can you justify a retroactive copyright extension like the one that got just passed in Europe one month ago? How the hell a retroactive extension is going to encourage creation in the past? Or is the copyright extension including a time machine?

    With these things one wonders how they are not getting even more votes....

  17. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by magamiako1 · · Score: 0

    The purpose of a patent is to prevent others from profiting off of your invention, or method of doing something for a finite period of time.
    The purpose of trademark is to ensure that someone cannot mimick your branding, products, or company in an attempt to profit off of people whom don't know any better.
    The purpose of copyright is to ensure that others cannot profit off of your work for a finite amount of time.

    The purpose of these 3 things is not to force others to purchase your work if they do not wish to give you money for it.

  18. big win by Tom · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a huge win for the german Pirate Party, as it puts it on the radar of all the mainstream press, even those that tried to ignore it so far.

    By this time tomorrow, everyone in Germany will have heard about the Pirate Party. That one of the old, established parties has been decisively kicked from parliament (~2% of the votes, with 5% being required to enter parliament) only strengthens this perception, as the Pirate Party is called a "replacement" in some circles - the party kicked out is the Liberal party, which aside from being strictly capitalistic also used to ride on the tickets of things like freedom, liberty, individualism - stuff that is close to the Pirates as well.

    Also, the PP has gotten through other important barriers straight away: They're officially a faction, with all the rights (an office in the parliament building, etc.) of the old parties. It will be receiving campaign money (Germany has a system where the parties receive tax money to cover their expenses during the campaigns, based on the number of votes they got, but you need a certain amount to receive any at all. The purpose of the system is to make sure not only the rich can afford campaigns, and parties don't need to rely on contributions from lobbyists/companies/etc. to campaign).

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    1. Re:big win by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      I'm hoping that stuff like this means saner candidates and third-party candidates will have a better shot in the 2012 elections in the States.

    2. Re:big win by jessejj · · Score: 1

      It will be receiving campaign money (Germany has a system where the parties receive tax money to cover their expenses during the campaigns, based on the number of votes they got, but you need a certain amount to receive any at all. The purpose of the system is to make sure not only the rich can afford campaigns, and parties don't need to rely on contributions from lobbyists/companies/etc. to campaign).

      Oh neat. We have that in Canada. Well not for long, as it's on the newly elected majority government's top agenda to be ridden of.

    3. Re:big win by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. For comparison, the threshold for getting a party into congress is 50% compared to Germany's 5%. Second, we have no such enlightened system of using tax money to fund campaigns, we prefer our congressmen to be bought. Investing in the underdog is not a good business strategy. These two things, which generally go under the headings "electoral reform" and "campaign finance reform" require constitutional amendments. It's unlikely in the extreme that 2/3 of the sitting congresspeople will vote for such a thing. They are, however, the most important things the US government needs to prevent the long slow decline and corruption of its democracy.

      The circus in the USA will continue apace.

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    4. Re:big win by Kjella · · Score: 1

      When has the US ever cared about European political systems? Here in Europe parties come and go, merge and split all the time while the US has ignored it for well over 100 years. If I was a bookmaker I'd give lower odds on a muslim ladyboy becoming President than a third party getting any power. The whole system is rigged that way and both parties love it because they can never "lose", the voters will pass the ball between them but they always return in a few years.

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    5. Re:big win by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      All our election laws are so written as to make it nearly impossible for a third party to get on ballot. The tea party is running as R to avoid this problem. Even Perot, with unlimited $ had a hard time and the big two "graciously" withdrew objections as not to permanently upset the apple cart. Add to this the corporate control of mass media and we get an illusion of choice. O has gone far to the right and not getting Medicare for all when the D had both houses and the presidency, rather we get a bill perpetuating the horrid health "insurance" system. The so called people's party tweaks the system causing all the problems (for profit health insurance) but leaves the established rapists in place and forces us to marry them instead. Oh well. The media has turned on O, right on schedule. Our next president may well be a creationist, but he or she will be just dandy for the top 1%

    6. Re:big win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlikely. Parliamentary government is much more conducive to minor parties than the US's directly-elected representation system of government.

    7. Re:big win by Tom · · Score: 1

      Not likely. The US has a two-party system and a majority or first-past-the-post voting system. Germany has 4-7 major parties (depending on how you count) and a proportional voting system.

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    8. Re:big win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You silly goose, theres only room enough for two parties in the retarded politics of the U.S.

    9. Re:big win by seantide · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid my family was poor but still paid most medical bills without using our insurance (which was cheap). Then the socialists started "improving" the system and now you can't get a bandaid without insurance unless you take out a loan. For-profit and free enterprise did not create the mess we are in, that's mythology. It was only when we started mixing it with socialism and the myth of non-profit that it went to hell.

    10. Re:big win by Baki · · Score: 1

      Dream on. How do you know how history would have evolved if "the socialists" would not have "improved"?
      If any, the US has seen too little improvements, not too many.

    11. Re:big win by hsu · · Score: 1

      In Finland, the press completely ignored Pirate Party. During 3 months up to the election, there was one article, and even that was mudslinging on particular candidate's views. The press simply will not pass any articles, not even nasty ones, which would make people pay attention and look up what Pirates are actually promoting.

      The press worked around the populist party instead, as they had no anti-copyright agenda, and had a colorful chairman as well, sells well and does not have business-interest damaging agendas. Most voting questionnaires from mainstream press and outlets, including national tv, we have were designed to carefully avoid any copyright and privacy related questions. Thus, the only way to voters to find Pirate Party candidates is actively searching knowledge, which the general public hardly ever does. I actually got pirate party candidate on top of my voting questionaire, but only because he happened to agree with me on many other matters as well. The questionnaire did not have a single question on copyright or privacy. The copyright lobby in Finland is very strong. Even though the latest version of new copyright law, designed to be intentionally unclear and ambiguous, got less than 10% acceptance in questionnaires, it was passed in the parliament as is. National TV regularly campaigns against any new development of technology or more open copyright legislation, even when it is clearly against interest of public and damages innovation.

      Infiltrating popular newspapers is impossible, they are all owned by large media conglomerates, and any reporter getting out of line on any anti-traditional media views gets moved to home cooking department of the said newspaper or fired outright.

      So, what would be a way for Pirate parties to make sure they actually are noticed, and how to get around press silence? Colorful chairman of the party? Big and noisy stunts? Advertising in google?

  19. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by sjames · · Score: 2

    (And, no, I'm not defending the long-copyright terms or the large fines imposed on pirates.)

    And their platform doesn't seek to end all copyright in all forms. Their first goals are to shorten the terms, do away with the excessive fines on individuals and restore due process to the proceedings. That seems pretty reasonable.

    They call themselves "Pirate" because they have already been branded with the name by the MAFIAA (which seems to consider anything short of signing our paychecks over to them and electing them dictator for life to be piracy).

  20. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do you pay your doctor for setting the bones in your arm 50 years later? How about 7 years later? How about 3 years later?

    Do you pay your teachers for each individual nugget of education you gleaned from them when you're not at school? You didn't pay them by the semester, right?

    Why not? That's what content creators like yourself expect when you set any sort of term on your creations.

    Fuck off and get paid by the hour (or by the year) like everyone else in the world. This is why you're told to get a real job. Because in a real job you do your work and get paid once. You don't pay Sony a royalty every fucking time you flip on your radio. But you expect the bar owner to pay you every time they put your CD in their CD player.

    Just. Fuck. Right. Off. You know what, there's enough art out there that if all artists decided to FOAD tonight, I think everyone would be perfectly satisfied for the next few decades.

  21. Re:heh pirate party in the most spineless country by sjames · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this is the people's way of saying they don't approve of that?

  22. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are not entitled to payments forever for creating something.

    Go do some real work you lazy entitled piece of shit.

    Or. Extend your stupidity to the rest of the world. The guy that built your house? He deserves to be paid every year for you living there. The guy who made every product you currently use? He deserves to be paid every time you use that product. ect...

    What? No? That's what i thought. Now go get a real job and stop being a spoiled little brat.

  23. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

    The purpose of a patent is to prevent others from profiting off of your invention, or method of doing something for a finite period of time.

    In the US, that is absolutely NOT the purpose of a patent. Is that not the case elsewhere? The US constitution specifically states that it's to "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries." The method of promoting science and useful arts is to allow the creator to profit, thus encouraging them to do their thing by allowing them to be compensated for it. The point is absolutely not to maximize profits for the creator. Do you really think extending copyright term (retroactively!) is going to affect whether or not somebody decides to write a novel or a song? Do you really think structuring patent laws such that only lawyers and companies with enough money to sink into lots of lawyers benefit is going to promote the progress of science and the useful arts?

    Yeah yeah, /. is us-centric blah blah blah. But seriously, is the actual (not necessarily practical) purpose of patent and copyright not the same in the EU?

  24. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by nospam007 · · Score: 0

    "Hilariously, if docs and teachers were treated like "content creators" then we'd have to pay huge amounts of money"

    The doctor's kids and their grand-kids would have to get paid too, just like musicians, writers and the rest of them.
    You could also argue that _your_ kids and grand-kids will have to pay as well, because they might not exist if the doctor hadn't done his creative work on you.
    You would also have to pay if you want to show your scars to somebody or tell details of the operation.
    If it was life-threatening, you might have to pay for each additional year you live.

  25. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    How many times do artists deserve to get paid for the same 1 item of their artistic work? And for how many years will they and their heirs and the heirs of their heirs deserve to get paid for the lead character in "Steamboat Willie"?

    Which other job on Earth rewards 1 piece of work perpetually, for all eternity?

  26. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Hobart · · Score: 1

    Links?

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  27. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you think you're unique and talented that is the problem. youre just another dipshit in a world of dipshits

  28. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice job taking out of context, but the quote was...

    Hilariously, if docs and teachers were treated like "content creators" then we'd have to pay huge amounts of money to their managers in perpetuity

  29. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    Stop screwing creators.

    What you are just realizing that what you do has practically no value to society?

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  30. Arrr, matey by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    This be happenin' on a most auspicious day, me hearties! Haul anchor!

    [2011-09-19 00:17 local time]

  31. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    Nice troll. Now face it, copyright is doomed and dying. No amount of whining and name calling will stop the world from advancing. You speak of fairness? It is unfair of you to want to hold us all back for the sake of a broken business model that never was much good, or necessary.

    Why do you worship at the altar of copyright? You aren't capable of seeing any other way, anything at all, for encouraging the arts and sciences? You're afraid of change? It will be a much, much better world when copyright is gone.

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  32. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by dbet · · Score: 1

    You deserve nothing. And education is already free for the first 13 years, and somehow those teachers manage to get a salary out of it. Healthcare is also free for a lot of people, and again medical personnel seem to get paid for it.

  33. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Do you really think extending copyright term (retroactively!) is going to affect whether or not somebody decides to write a novel or a song?

    Of course it is. How else would we encourage John Lennon or Elvis Presley to do new work?

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  34. Singularity party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So will the pirate party become the Singularity Party. Or will it happen before the politicians even notice at (endogenously to the planet perhaps)?

  35. Encourages dead+decomposing composers to write new by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    ...music&lyrics, just like its U.S. Sonny Bono / pro-Disney etc. counterparts - or wait a minute, was there a flaw in that reasoning every time they passed such a thing? (In spite of the Supreme Court's verdict that Congress is constitutionally free to make stupid laws in that respect...)

    Can you justify a retroactive copyright extension like the one that got just passed in Europe one month ago?

  36. Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Pirate Party is basically libertarian.

    Here is from wiki:

    The party supports the preservation of current civil rights in telephony and on the Internet; in particular, it opposes the European data retention policies and Germany's new Internet censorship law called Zugangserschwerungsgesetz. It also opposes artificial monopolies and various measures of surveillance of citizens.

    The party favors the civil right to information privacy and reforms of copyright, education, computer science and genetic patents.

    It promotes in particular an enhanced transparency of government by implementing open source governance and providing for APIs to allow for electronic inspection and monitoring of government operations by the citizen.

    It is aimed at minimizing government involvement into some specific areas, but anything that is aimed at minimizing government involvement is anti-establishment and may just be a special case of libertarian movement.

    1. Re:Libertarian by nzac · · Score: 2

      That's a stretch. There is defiantly a mistrust of government and established corporations there but as to making any attempt to force libertarian values onto the citizens or change the role of the government I don’t really see it.

      Increased privacy and government accountability and the destruction of IP monopolies are not really core political policies. I guess they might develop into libertarians but they could just as easily be a centrist (status quo) party with these views. I think the party core values is minimise the influence of corporations on the state and keeping a free internet and a part from that they would be fairly moderate.

    2. Re:Libertarian by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      The copyright and education reforms are aimed at creating and nurturing a public good (ie. knowledge), and privacy laws are directed at corporations at least as much as government institutions. Also, I have heard no Pirate argue for tax reductions on business.

      While conservatives might label them as anarchist for their civil rights views, many self-styled libertarians in the US would therefore call them socialist. In other words, most of them are in the south-west quadrant on the Political Compass (which, keep in mind, is calibrated for the US, whose mainstream would be hard-right in Europe), though not at the extreme end of it. It would be inaccurate to call the Pirate Party a libertarian movement in the way that term is used in America.

    3. Re:Libertarian by horza · · Score: 1

      I don't see how preventing government from massively expanding its powers into realms it has never had it before is "minimising government". Also, preventing abuse of copyright is just as much of a job as helping its abuse, it's just too many governments are misdirecting their resources into the long term destruction of society.

      Phillip.

    4. Re:Libertarian by chrb · · Score: 1

      Not really. Libertarians would not want any government restrictions on the activities of ISPs, as they are private corporations. The Pirate Party wants to limit ISPs by outlawing activities such as monitoring, recording, sharing and selling data, and interfering with communications (p2p blocking), etc.

    5. Re:Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The german pirate party supports a basic income guarantee (social security with less stigma and pressure to get a viable job). That puts them way out of anything an American for instance would recognize as "libertarian".

    6. Re:Libertarian by nzac · · Score: 1

      I would just like to add that when i though more about it; I think they are (making up the term) "youth conservatives".

      They want the internet to the 90s where no one policed it, IP laws working for the benefit of the creators as it was intended and as far as I know originally worked and they want business being subservient to government as previously has been.

      They are wanting to reverse some the 'negative' changes of the past few decades rather than moving towards some abstract idealism of "piracy".

    7. Re:Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can call anyone who argues that everyone has the right basic income and free education is a libertarian in the US sense.

    8. Re:Libertarian by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It is aimed at minimizing government involvement into some specific areas, but anything that is aimed at minimizing government involvement is anti-establishment and may just be a special case of libertarian movement.

      "Libertarian", in modern English (and excluding groups such as libertarian socialisms, which are fringe even within the fringe libertarian movement), is a person who is against state/society intervention into and regulation of both social and economical activity.

      All points that you've listed point towards them being "social libertarians". However, their economic policy - outside of curtailment of copyright and patents - is not a libertarian one by any measure, and, to the extent that it is fleshed out, in fact more left-leaning than anything. For example, some points straight from their program (I'm using Google to translate):

      "Dismantling of private monopolies"

      "Everyone has the right to free access to information and education. This is vital in a free democratic society to allow every person, whatever their social origins, the highest level of social participation. "

      "The free access to education is in everyone's interest. Therefore, it is the responsibility of society as a whole, in the form of the state, a powerful and finance their infrastructure and educational purposes appropriate to make available free."

      "Education fees of any kind will restrict the access to education and are therefore categorically reject. For this reason, the teaching aids is encouraged. This is the best way to establish that the use and creation of a free work of mediation of knowledge, and will be expanded."

      "Everyone has the right to a secure existence and social participation. To respect human dignity and protect it is the greatest commandment of the Basic Law. A man can only live in dignity, if provided for his basic needs and social participation it is possible. "

      "Since the goal is an income for livelihood for everyone, this should be guaranteed any income directly. Only by the dignity of every human being without exception secured."

    9. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I should have gone to a German site to read up on this, this wikipedia page doesn't have anything like that. You are right, they are more Marxist than anything else.

      Well, they will find out in a hurry that guaranteeing income is a quick road to unemployment and recession, and given the political system, that's a quick road to inflation and depression.

    10. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      anything that is aimed at minimizing government involvement is anti-establishment and may just be a special case of libertarian movement.

      Deregulating major industries both minimizes government involvement AND is pro-establishment.

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    11. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      no, government is the establishment, so minimizing government involvement and deregulating industries is anti-establishment.

    12. Re:Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is type of "steal everything not chained to wall" party.

    13. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No, the existing power structure is the establishement, whatever that happens to be. Power resides mainly in corporate board rooms these days. Therefore the establishment is corporate.

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    14. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, the power resides in the political establishment. The preferred monopolies/corporations are part of the political establishment, that's true. What is needed is to remove the power from the political establishment, so that the corporations wouldn't have access to that sort of power and would have to compete based on merit of the product they provide, not based on amounts of cash they can spend in campaign contributions and lobbying to turn themselves into monopolies.

    15. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If the government is so all powerful, why do we see wanton lawlessness on the part of practically every industry, with the government powerless to do anything? I don't know what fantasy land you live in, but it's abundantly clear that in the US the government works for corporations.

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    16. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      You are on the right track, you are almost there.

      The entire point of having a government is so that your liberties and freedoms are protected, but government was usurped by private interests and now it truly does exist only to protect special corporate interests. That's why the inflation exists, that's why monopolies are protected, that's why the government is of the size that it is, that's why you can be ordered to be assassinated by your president.

    17. Re:Libertarian by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      We have a guaranteed income already, it's colloquially known as Hartz IV and designed to be the absolute minimum you can survive on.

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    18. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The fact that wealth makes money faster than work does is a fact that exists independent of whether there's a government or not. You cannot blame government for the concentration of power in the hands of a few. You can only blame it for failing to prevent such concentration.

      Removing regulations to deal with corporate malfeasance is a lot like legalizing murder to reduce crime rates.

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    19. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Also, your philosophy is empirically unsound. The past decade has been one of great deregulation. It has also been one of great corporate criminality. If deregulation were the answer, we'd see the opposite.

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    20. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Sure, because most business are small businesses. They're regulated more than large businesses, who find it cheaper to just buy the regulators or the legislator outright. Accordingly, we don't see as much criminality from small businesses as we do from mega-corporations.

      The problem isn't over regulation, or under regulation. It's misregulation, combined with a lack of enforcement. Deregulation isn't going to fix any of this.

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    21. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      The only way to fix this corruption problem is to remove the corrupting influence of government.

      I watch some current Russian TV programs sometimes and I see the people talking about corruption and how it's impossible to get rid of it. Everybody knows it and nobody can do anything about it. Well obviously it's the same exact thin in USA, it's just that in Russia some people are more ruthless and will literally kill you, drive over you with a car a few times as well, and cops will help them in this driving back and forward with concerned advice about how not to scratch your bumper.

      But the problem is exactly the same - there is NO separation between political structure and corruption.

      There is no separation, they are one and the same system, they are completely totally inseparable. The mere existence of the government system, which is over 1% of total population (Just about 10 million in Russia with population of under 120million and close to 30 million in USA with population just over 300million) you cannot separate corruption from governance.

      In order to get rid of corruption you have to accept that in fact you need to get rid of over 90% of government itself.

    22. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You're talking about curing the disease by killing the patient. Eliminate the government in Russia, and you'd just have the mob running everything. The mob would be a de facto government. Same thing that you'd see in America. Corporations would be our de facto government. One which is completely anti-democratic, instead of just almost completely anti-democratic.

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    23. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Businesses are not your government, they can only compete for your cash, they have to earn it, while government can just confiscate it, imprison you, even kill you without any evidence at this point. They can also steal from you without ever touching you physically by printing currency.

      I choose free market. In that system there is competition and choice and prices go down, not up.

    24. Re:Libertarian by seantide · · Score: 1
      Not sure that is entirely true.

      I attend a lot of libertarian gatherings, and stopping activities like monitoring, etc is certainly high on the agenda. We don't want heavy government control, but we don't want to trade it for corporate control either.

      We aren't against government regulation where it fits within Constitutional bounds, and certainly what many corporations do is borderline or past violating our Constitutional rights and so we certainly don't believe in limiting government to the point where we are powerless against that sort of thing.

      Government is a last resort and should be heavily restricted, but that doesn't mean it should have no teeth or that we believe free enterprise can do as it pleases without regard for others.

    25. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, this shouldn't exist as a concept, it destroys the market, money and causes further economic collapse.

      I remember I spoke to a couple of German gov't workers about 2 years ago (going to Switzerland from London, but I took a detour to Belgium), and I asked them: when do you think Germany will say "enough is enough" with the entire Euro fiasco and will stop subsidizing the failing states? They said: it's better to pay than to have war. Obviously they were government workers, so I didn't expect much different.

      But you see, subsidizing failing states is only marginally different from subsidizing failing individuals. There shouldn't be a concept such as Hartz IV, that destroys the economy by mis-allocating resources this way. Germans will eventually get around this concept, but it will come at even the greater cost.

    26. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Without a government, anyone can just confiscate my cash and imprison me. Or rape and murder me. If they have a big enough private army, they can do whatever they want. That is what you are advocating for here.

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    27. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure they can. That's why in USA the States had power and then they set up the federal government to occupy this space, which otherwise could be filled in by private forces.

      But the Constitution was created to restrict government power, not to give government unlimited power as it now basically usurped to itself.

      What is needed is a complete restructuring, with the current system being dismantled, all offices shut down, all agencies and all departments shut down, all payments stopped, all assets sold and debts restructured.

      Once that's done, the Constitution needs to be revised to make it a stronger document, so that it should specifically prohibit the government from meddling with business, from taxing income, from mandating any purchases upon any individuals, from waging wars, all of the nonsense that's taking place. Money creation and interest rates should be a function of market, not of government.

      What I am advocating is that the government that exists RIGHT NOW is MUCH WORSE than what you are even describing in your comment.

      They already HAVE private armies in government, they are using these private armies to fight illegal wars and they are stealing your money. They can already rape and murder you, they have been doing it enough already over the last half a century, you should take notice. Just because you may not look Arabic right now, who is to say you won't be in trouble if one of your acquaintances appears Arabic and you find yourself in Gitmo being exactly that - raped and tortured, maybe murdered by direct presidential order?

      They can already confiscate your cash, if you have on you more than 10grand (or is it 5?), they can take it away and never return it even if you are not found guilty of anything. Same with imminent domain. Just you wait until some corporation that is close to gov't decides it needs to lay a road or put a cell phone tower where your house is.

    28. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Hey, I understand what you're saying. The current situation is pretty fucking bleak and dystopian. What I don't understand is how replacing a potentially democratic institution with a completely undemocratic institution is going to improve things. You act like if the government were to go away, suddenly everything would be love and hugs. No sir, the powerful would fight even harder to fill the power gap.

      You claim that corporations are not the government, and they can't force you to buy things. I'm saying that in the absence of a government they god damn would force you to buy things. They'd keep you as chattel if we didn't have a government stopping them.

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    29. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      There were never love and hugs, and dismantling the current government is not a sure way to attract love and hugs either.

      However the way I see it, what's coming down the pipe is destruction of US dollar and bonds/bills, and insanely high interest rates, which would put the economic future of US into such a head spin, that it would take decades to get out of it, maybe more than decades.

      Government is the force that is causing this, so AFAIC it's either people or the government, and I don't think many understand that this is their choice right now.

    30. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      True, there never was love and hugs, but things were a lot worse in the past. What you're talking about is a lot worse than the destruction of the US dollar. What you're talking about is the reintroduction of slavery to the US. Without a government, what's to stop BP, or Monsanto, or Coca Cola from rounding up whatever labor they can at gunpoint? I know they can afford a much better private army than I can.

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    31. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well, that doesn't make sense. The government will be dismantled, obviously new one will have to be created in its place, it's not the first time in history that it would happen, and I don't remember a single time that it resulted in corporations rounding people up. However new government have rounded people up, I know that that's what happened in USSR after the revolution.

      First they came for the richest of the rich, then for the rich, then for the middle class and those who could still support themselves and had some savings. This was all done for the "better" of the people, though the only people who got "better" from this were on the very top of that pyramid (those who didn't get shot).

    32. Re:Libertarian by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I thought you said there would be no government? Or was it just no government regulation of business? In any case, if there are no regulations against slavery, why wouldn't they?

      First they came for the richest of the rich

      I'm still waiting for someone to come for the richest of the rich. They just crashed the entire economy, and made a huge profit off of it. That should be criminal, in any sane world, but they get off scot free. Where is the persecution of the rich?

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    33. Re:Libertarian by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It's a good question - that's part of the problem. The richest of the rich who are criminals, in this case quite a number of bankers and politicians involved in the economic destruction.

      Of-course if this does happen, people won't stop there, they'll have thirst for blood and will just attack anybody with any resources, so it may be a road to hell. Again, in case of Russia it lead to a terrible and prolonged civil war. Eventually they came just after the farmers, who had anything left. 30,000,000 people died in Ukraine from famine because of this.

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      But this can be done at 1% of the current gov't cost.

  37. Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    76 posts? Sad how /. has... well, anyway, I'd like to congratulate the Pirate Party on their big win. Good job guys. Maybe we can put something like this together for the American elections next year.

  38. I cannot wait for the next Canadian election! by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

    I will run as a candidate for sure, but it's in 3+ years :-/

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    1. Re:I cannot wait for the next Canadian election! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, the Canadians are the victims of the so-called "first past the post" riding system, which is very anti-democratic. This means you will have to pick your riding very carefully.

    2. Re:I cannot wait for the next Canadian election! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming the entity "Canada" will still exist.
      As a potential candidate, I'd like to ask you this : Would you send Canadian soldiers to defend Taiwan from a Chinese military action, if no other country claimed to be capable of assisting Taiwan?

    3. Re:I cannot wait for the next Canadian election! by Xest · · Score: 1

      Harper will have banned opposing political parties and declared you a subservient state of the US by that time anyway.

  39. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by bws111 · · Score: 1

    Which other job on Earth rewards 1 piece of work perpetually, for all eternity?

    First, no 'job' does that, including jobs protected by copyright. Furthermore you are clouding the issue by adding 'job' in there. If you would ask the question correctly (what other producer of goods on Earth rewards 1 piece of work as long as people think it has value) the answer is much clearer. EXCEPT for works protected by copyright, which have an artificial expiration date (no matter how long it is), ALL of them.

    If you make any product, no matter what it is or how long ago you 'made' it, you can sell that product and make a profit on it as long as people are willing to buy it. Only in things protected by copyright does that ability disappear after some arbitrary length of time.

  40. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not defending the long-copyright terms or the large fines imposed on pirates

    So you support a significant and high profile portion of the Pirate Party platform, then? Well, that's good to hear.

  41. Now we have the support of the German people... by Snufu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Our first action will be a swift DDoS blitz of Poland. Don't worry about the French or English, they won't do anything about it.

    1. Re:Now we have the support of the German people... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      "Polish hackers were attacking our telecommunications infrastructure at Gliwice! We have been pinging back since 5:45 AM!"

  42. Re:No surprises here..., by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name "Pirate Party" works much better in Sweden, which has Pirates in their history and a population that knows enough English to know the term "software piracy".

    We know English even in Germany.

  43. One day before ITLAPD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tomorrow (September 19) is International Talk Like A Pirate Day (tm). Har maties! Ye auld pirates arr now running up ye auld skull and bones and taking the bootie (politician is a synonym for schwag bag).

  44. Re:No surprises here..., by SlothDead · · Score: 1

    Let me clarify what I meant: Sweden has a much better insight into US American culture. The reason for this might be that because Sweden is such a small country, it isn't profitable to dub all the American TV shows: instead swedes have to read subtitles or just learn enough English to watch TV (which most of them do).

    Germany is the exact opposite, with German being the most spoken language in Europe and Germany being the richest country (and other German speaking countries being quite rich as well), it becomes viable to dub ALL foreign television in German (watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0X3nJ_TSy4 if you dare). So the average German does not know about terms like "software piracy", the pun in the name is lost to the majority of voters (German phrase is "robbery copy").

  45. This is good news in many ways by akamad · · Score: 1
  46. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Actually, everything else you lose the ability to sell once you've sold it.

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  47. Re:No surprises here..., by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    That so is? All this time I have, been use an Auto-Translator from das Google, ja. ;-)

    [But seriously, even in German, "Piraterie" has been used in a copyright context for many years. Even those who don't speak English associate it with filesharing at least as much as with Johnny Depp or Somalia.]

  48. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by bws111 · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? So once Coca-Cola sold the first bottle of Coke they lost the ability to sell more? Once Apple sold the first iPod they lost the ability to sell more? No, in every case you only lose the ability to sell that particular copy of the item. You can continue to sell (and more importantly, profit from) additional copies of the thing, as long as people want them. There is a difference between 'selling AN iPad' (which costs a few hundred dollars), and 'selling iPad' (which would cost a few billion dollars). When you buy music, you buy 'a COPY of a song', you do not buy 'the song'.

  49. Pirate party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just get tea fags.

  50. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Kjella · · Score: 3, Informative

    They say a lot of things, but under Politics -> Copyright you find statements like:

    Daher fordern wir, das nichtkommerzielle Kopieren, ZugÃnglichmachen, Speichern und Nutzen von Werken nicht nur zu legalisieren, sondern explizit zu fÃrdern, um die allgemeine Verfügbarkeit von Information, Wissen und Kultur zu verbessern, denn dies stellt eine essentielle Grundvoraussetzung für die soziale, technische und wirtschaftliche Weiterentwicklung unserer Gesellschaft dar.

    Or in English (unofficial translation):

    Therefore we demand that non-commercial copying, sharing, storing and use of works not only be legalized, but explicitly promoted to improve the overall availability of information, knowledge and culture, because this is a crucial prerequisite for the social, technical and economic development of our society.

    I think there's a few copyright holders who would choke on that one. Also they want to built open, anonymous wifi networks and absolve the ISPs of all liability = free file sharing in practice. They have a very broad political program compared to the Swedish party, but they are no less radical when it comes to copyright. I do hope hey pass the 5% barrier in the national election in 2013, then it could get real fun (they had 2% in 2009 - more than 3x what the Swedish PP managed in their national election...)

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  51. Re:No surprises here..., by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Not only that, most people who would vote for the Pirate Party in Germany already knew full well what "software piracy" is.

  52. sweet story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow this is a really cool website, I will spend more time here...what type of blog software is this? Love this article, would be cool to have a pirate party in America. I will post this article on my own blog, http://warlock666.com

  53. Copyright reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pendulum has been very much in one direction for at least 100 years (and needs to swing back). In the US, the signatories of the US constitution gave copyright holders 14 years with a single 14 year extension (under special circumstances). Lifetimes? Lifetimes beyond the lifetime of the originator? Ridiculous! 14 years with no extension is the pendulum swinging back to somewhere normal. Even 7 years is a long time.

    1. Re:Copyright reform by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      FYI, in Germany it's never been like that. The oldest German copyright law I could find is the one of the North German Confederation of 1870 which specified a term of life plus 30 years. Some of the individual German countries may have had copyright laws before, though. But without a united German state or any of the modern copyright agreements, these were mostly ineffectual.

      Source (in German)

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  54. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, they did lose the ability to sell that bottle. Furthermore they are still doing fine, even though everyone and his dog sells their own brand of "coke", some arguably better.

  55. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in germany, if you have a device that can receive public broadcasting, you generally have to pay a fee to support public broadcasting. Germans pay around 4 times as much into that system as the entire german music industry pulls in. We pay over 20 times as much on public debt interest as the music industry pulls in. The video industry is about the same size in terms of revenue as the music industry here. People generally do not spend much of their own money directly to access digital media, it's not difficult to collect the monetary resources needed to compensate creators. For music, there is a money pool that radio stations, restaurants that play the radio to entertain guests, and so on, pay into. The size of the pool is 50% of the revenue of the music industry (in terms of size, it does not count as revenue, though I compensated for this in the comparison above). The music industry pulls in annually, in revenue plus the pool, what a german worker earns on average for three hours of work (multiplied by the size of the work force). I get all music there is for three hours of work? And all video there is for another three hours? And all books for another couple of hours? And so on with other media? And I can share these things with my friends as I like? Sing a birthday song at a private birthday party without getting sued? Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

    Would you rather have a flatrate Internet connection where you can browse around and download whatever you want without worrying how long you are connected or how much each click costs you, with considerable risk if you click the wrong links or download too large things or did not pay enough attention to when exactly you did these things? Or would you rather have these things constantly on your mind, making decisions about this all the time, and perhaps pay a little less as a result? Or maybe accept some restrictions, like there are only certain sites you can go to, but others are unavailable, to save a few bucks? People choose flatrates so they are free from their free market consumer choice obligations for negligible savings.

  56. OMG by JayAEU · · Score: 1

    As much as I'm for keeping the established parties on their toes, the pirate party certainly will not be able to do so. Has anyone bothered following their top candidate in television? Be my guest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cDewZk7wo

    Berlin has bigger problems than anybody in the pirate party could possibly handle or let alone help solve.

  57. Pirates are winning in the Pacific Ocean. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    2 pirate vessels dubbed The Bob Barker and another (can't remember name or maybe Sea Shepherds), are not as fast as the ninja whaling fleet of 10 or so vessels but these 2 pirate vessels from Australia have pushed the ninjas away from preying on whales.

    1. Re:Pirates are winning in the Pacific Ocean. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ninjas is in for a big surprice when the two vessels named The Bob Barker broadsides them while another(Sea Shepherds?) distract them.

  58. Re:No surprises here..., by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the popular real pirate Klaus StÃrtebeker who - despite being an outlaw - is conceived as a "good guy". A german Robin Hood, if you want.

  59. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up in a part of this world that currently is part of Germany. I grew up with primarily two impressions of patents. One is that the patent system is there to encourage _publication_ of inventions which makes it necessary to _protect_ them as if anybody could just copy your ideas, you would not publish them, but rather store them as kind of secret sauce in your safe (where it might get lost, where scientists could not explore your ideas further, and so on). The second was featured in some television show: some school boy invented an improvement for tires of airplanes (you put stuff on them so they start spinning due to friction when landing so you can save energy and limit damage when they hit the ground or whatever). He patented the idea, but years later he still hadn't sold this to anyone of note (leaving me unclear whether patents were good because he didn't get ripped off, or bad, because this clear improvement had not been adopted, as it was patented and thus costly in various ways; may also have been a bad idea, or might have been adopted since, I have not kept track since). In general, I think of "publication" as "giving it to the public", as opposed to keeping something your private secret sauce.

  60. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    I'm not fond of their "free copying for everyone so long as it's non-commercial" stance either, but so long as they are a minority party, there's no chance this is getting on the law books. On the other hand, they might be able to block some of the more atrocious pro-copyright stuff, such as further extensions to the term, or extending the scope of copyright/patents, or making penalties harsher than many crimes where people are physically hurt, or circumventing due process ("three strike laws" etc).

    Even if they were a majority party, they'd still have to compromise with others. So even then I wouldn't expect a complete implementation of their copyright program, but rather something sensible, e.g. scaling back copyright terms to reasonable levels (like say 10-20 years).

    So, all in all, even if you're a creator, if you care even a little bit about the society around you and not just yourself (and so don't think that you should be entitled for a lifetime state-mandated pension for a single creative work), supporting them is likely to do more good then opposing them, even if you disagree on their more extreme policies.

  61. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Coca-Cola lost the ability to sell the first bottle of coke, and in order to sell more bottles of Coke they had to manufacture more. They have to continue manufacturing Coke for as long as they want to sell it, therefore they are continually working and continually purchasing new raw materials in order to make Coke.

    They cannot, having manufactured the first bottle of Coke, produce infinite more bottles for free and with no effort.

    And copyright doesn't give you the ability to sell something, it simply makes it more profitable by artificially eliminating the threat of free market competition and creating a monopoly on this particular product (but without the normal controls that apply to monopolies).
    You can sell something which is not copyrighted, and so can anyone else. But you can't demand ridiculous markup, because someone else will simply provide it at a cheaper price... This is called competition.

    As for an ipad, well if apple charged $5000 then very few people would buy them, which is why they cost roughly the same as their nearest competitors, and then sell more due to the extra perceived value of their brand.

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  62. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by muuh-gnu · · Score: 1

    Dear creators,

    > We deserve to get paid for our work

    But finding out actually _how_ to get paid is your problem. If you cant, nobody owes you a working business model. You dont somehow _have_ to work as a creator. If nobody wants to voluntarily pay you for doing creative stuff, go flip burgers.

    > your desire to get other people's valuable hard work for free

    This is not about "getting free stuff", no matter how often you creators repeat it.

    The unpleasent fact about life is that people like to exchange information with each other, i.e. information wants to be free. Creative works are bits of information. To enforce your current business model, you have to constantly monitor and log the internet habits of millions and millions of people, and you have to punish millions and millions of them for something they feel is not wrong: exchanging useful information with their peers. Nobody cares that you declared parts of this information your "property", this kind of property is an artificial construct and is not widely supported. Your business modes is _very_ unnatural, it is literaly a fierce for-profit censorship scheme, with a giant apparatus doing nothing else but prosecuting people for too freely talking to each other, it is like North Korea applied to music.

    > is not only unfair, but it's ultimately self-destructive

    This is not your decision. In a democracy, we should be able to vote what is fair / unfair / constructive / destructive. Copyright, as we know it, is perceived as a mightily destructive force by a majority of people, which has been able to survive that long because of lobbyism, govermental intransparency (like having ACTA declared a threat level national security) and a tight relationship with publishing houses.

    Todays copyright is opposing to the will of the majority of people, and if this democracy thingie is even worth half of what its called, then by hell, we will get rid of today's copyright soon. The established party system is actively preventing any kind of change, but as long as we can get a new, young, fresh party in (sorry US, get rid of your system or you will soon look old), we will be working on it. And if suing people for a living is your money making scheme, dear creator, you should start looking for another job soon.

  63. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Tom · · Score: 1

    Compared to the industry-bought-and-paid-for other parties, yes they are extremists.

    Then you remember that our current copyright laws would have been deemed insane by the inventors of the original system, in terms of length and controls and punishments.

    Non-commercial copying of music was quite common when I was young. It was called bootlegging and many of those were on sale in record stores. Some bands like the Grateful Dead even supported the fans making them.

    In Germany, until very recently, it was perfectly legal to create a low number (the courts generally said up to about 5) of copies for friends (it had to be friends, not strangers) non-commercially. This priviledge was called "Privatkopie" (private copy) and even the music industry acknowledges it, though grudgingly. For the past years, it's been under attack and there are now several restrictions, but it's still there.

    And it's a sane thing to do, because otherwise you make every teenager who has ever created a Mix-CD for his first big love into a criminal. The courts realize that, the politicians don't.

    So basically, what the PP want is much closer to current legal reality than what the major parties want, just in the opposite direction.

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  64. I was starting to get hot in Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But now global warming will start to deacrease:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    Cheers

  65. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you're fucking dumb.

  66. International 'Talk like a Pirate' Day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fünfzehn Mann auf des Toten Kiste, hohoho... und ne buddel voll Rum!

  67. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

    If it has no value, why do people want it?

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    Michael Reed, freelance tech writer.
  68. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    No value != little value. How much do you pay per year for toilet paper?

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  69. List of German pirates: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Klaus Stoertebecker
    Goedeke Michels
    Hennig Wichmann
    Klaus Scheld
    Magister Wigbold
    Arnd Stuke
    Nikolaus Millies
    (effectively) Paul Beneke

  70. Unlikely to translate nationally by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    In case anyone is wondering I think this success is unlikely to translate to such a success nationally. Remember that Berlin is not only a city state but also a fairly hip one !! The PP are not likely to get this level of support in, for example, more rural areas !!

    1. Re:Unlikely to translate nationally by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. I think it's a sign that more and more of those who grew up on MP3s, basically the Napster Generation and beyond are now old enough to vote.
      It might be slightly lower in rural areas, but in general youth culture is quite connected especially since the Internet came along. This victory will give the PP credibility that voting for them can get them past the 5% rule in Germany. 9% in Berlin could well translate to 5+% in at least some of Germany's states.

      Of course it also could be a blip, but demographically the PP has a growing potential electorate, unlike most other parties.

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      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    2. Re:Unlikely to translate nationally by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Lower Saxony had municipal elections on the 11th, you can check the PP's wiki for the list of towns and counties they got elected in. They more than doubled their number of representatives on that day and there are plenty of small towns on the list.

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      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
  71. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Terrasque · · Score: 1

    Well, technically, selling the same physical bottle to several different people is more akin to fraud, isn't it?

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    It's The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold makes the rules."
  72. In other news, the 28c3 theme has been announced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Electronic voting machines aren't so bad after all"

  73. Not as cool by jlebrech · · Score: 0

    What's cooler than Pirates or Ninja's?

    Nazis.

    1. Re:Not as cool by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you're a fascist.

  74. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by srussia · · Score: 2

    Links?

    Nein, rechts.

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    Set your phasers on "funky"!
  75. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll wanna cookie? Copyright is a perfectly valid and acceptable construct, just like patents are: they both provide incentives for inherently public works by enacting temporary barriers against market dilution by third parties.

    It's not the concepts themselves that are the problem: it's their implementation. The debate should be centered around what should be protected and for how long. Calling for abolition is about as useful as outlawing cars because they run on fossil fuels.

  76. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure Coca-Cola can't prevent you from measuring the bottle, tweaking the sizes and making a new one that fits in your cub-holder properly.

  77. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    The Pirate Party of Berlin is somewhat different than the branches of other federal states. The other branches rather have an emphasis on a restraint of the rampant surveillance - not only on the net, but also in RL - more political transparency and civil rights.

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    "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
  78. We need a Pirate Party in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which hosts a tracker site open for anyone to link from and upload to. Then ordering it to be taken down is one political party attacking another and that is taboo as well as against several laws - need to get the EFF involved and go to the Supreme Court, and if they say it's okay - it'll be open season on every political web-site. I love when the legislators have written themselves into a corner. :)

  79. Pirates often worked for the government by Quila · · Score: 1

    Or at least with their explicit or implicit permission.

    The pirates who had the sanction of no government seem to be the minority. Many of them had that status because the British stopped the practice of using privateers for government ends, and the privateers turned unsanctioned pirate.

  80. Re:List of German [butt] pirates: by Quila · · Score: 1

    Ernst RÃhm
    Klaus Nomi
    Roland Emmerich

  81. As my daughter would say by Quila · · Score: 1

    Oh, snap!

  82. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, could someone please make a funny Hitler speach parody regarding the Pirate Party victory and post the link here?

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    I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the Internet. Blog
  83. Quotes from Thomas Jefferson by Quila · · Score: 1

    If he had his way we'd have no copyright in the US because of the fear of its abuse, as he correctly predicted.

    The saying there shall be no monopolies lessens the incitements to ingenuity, which is spurred on by the hope of a monopoly for a limited time, as of 14 years; but the benefit even of limited monopolies is too doubtful to be opposed to that of their general suppression.

    Jefferson even proposed this for the Bill of Rights, too bad he didn't succeed:

    Monopolies may be allowed to persons for their own productions in literature, and their own inventions in the arts, for a term not exceeding ___ years, but for no longer term, and for no other purpose.

    Given the current thinking, 14 would have probably been written in. In reading this next paragraph, it's obvious the Pirates are less radical than Thomas Jefferson:

    If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature, when she made them, like fire, expansible over all space, without lessening their density in any point, and like the air in which we breathe, move, and have our physical being, incapable of confinement or exclusive appropriation. Inventions then cannot, in nature, be a subject of property."

  84. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    The incentives are perverse and the mechanisms are not workable. That's the core of the problem for both copyrights and patents. Of all the ways to compensate artists and scientists, we just had to pick... monopolies? We've seen time and again that monopolies are bad. They're easy to abuse, and they are abused. They're very negative. They're all about denial and control of things that shouldn't be and can't be controlled. Just the sort of thing to attract abusive, controlling psychopaths, and it has.

    Now we have entire industries built on acquiring these monopolies for outrageously low amounts, and hoarding and monetizing them. Remember, these are the guys who brought us such lovely terms as "Hollywood Accounting" and "Payola". They steal from the artists even as they accuse us of that. They've fought technology at every turn. They want to turn the Information Superhighway into a tollroad, with themselves as the gatekeepers. We have an entire generation driven underground, accused and very guilty of the non-crime known as "sharing" but called by the fiery slanted names of "piracy" and "theft". Yet that hasn't been enough for the extremists. They're constantly trying to broaden the meaning, length, and scope of the monopoly protections. They keep trying to transfer costs to the public while at the same time brainwashing and diverting us with the whole "starving artists deserve to be paid" and "copying is stealing" emotional appeals. They try to turn universities and ISPs into copyright police. They would like to destroy the used bookstore and the public library. They've had far too much success at all that. The system is very costly to run, and does not really work. Plus, as concentrations of media and media rights, they are a lot more vulnerable to censorship and loss.

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    Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
  85. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Uploading through P2P counts as commercial distribution due to the potential number of receivers so even if they got that pushed through it wouldn't legalize P2P.

    I don't think they'll get it through but they'll add a useful opposing voice to votes that basically screw natural people as well as those stupid anti-terror laws.

    I'm pretty sure they were elected on their broader anti-authoritarian stance, after all the neo-liberal FDP had a massive vote loss which I'd guess is at least partially caused by the people who voted FDP for the opposition to anti-terror nonsense migrating to the PP instead. It probably helped the pirates that their polling results showed a result above the 5% threshold shortly before the actual vote so people would be encouraged to vote PP, not go with "the lesser evil" on a belief that PP votes wouldn't count.

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    Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
  86. "Leaving out some details here" by krischik · · Score: 1

    Same is Germany: Either direct seats or 5% get you in.

  87. Re:Dear Pirate Party: by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

    The barrier is 4% in Sweden so it's slightly easier. I really hope we don't have to look to Germany in shame the next election!