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HP Rethinking Wisdom of Spinning Off PC Division

bdking writes "After signing off on former CEO Leo Apotheker's proposal to spin off or sell HP's personal computer unit, the company's braintrust is reassessing the wisdom of dumping a division that contributes nearly 30% of revenue and holds together a valuable supply chain." HP appears concerned not so much for the revenue generated by PC hardware, but instead by access to various distribution and supply channels. It seems that just announcing a spin-off has affected their access to retail distributors.

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  1. My thoughts by jesseck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I won't purchase an HP device (didn't before, either) and don't recommend them to friends and family (didn't then, either). This is just reinforcement of my beliefs. Who wants to own a device, that the manufacturer doesn't want themselves?

    1. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the braintrusts of Slashdot are the ones you want to listen to when it comes to business. Fail.

    2. Re:My thoughts by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Well, I don't care what anyone says, the mid-range and high-end HP printers are still among the best. As much as I think HP seems poised to jump into a deep dark chasm, I hesitate to imagine what will happen if it actually does. I'm not terribly interested in their PCs and was stung by two of their notebooks, and their low-end printers are just as shitty as Lexmark's or Canon's, but if you're looking at mid-range color printers or at high end stuff, HP is tough to beat.

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    3. Re:My thoughts by middlemen · · Score: 2

      Have you tried Brother's printers. They work pretty well, are reasonably priced and have Linux drivers that work. I have been using their Laser printer for the past 3 years now and it has never disappointed me.

    4. Re:My thoughts by The+Fur · · Score: 2

      That is the sad part. They have always made great printers. But their PCs/laptops are crap for the most part. Even their customer support isn't good. The only people worse in CS and product is Sony imo. Their VIO line is a crapfest. If HP would concentrate on what they do best, printers, they could destroy the marketshare and make up for any losses they had from the PC/laptop market.

    5. Re:My thoughts by na1led · · Score: 0

      I agree! But I couldn't help purchase an HP Touchpad for $99 :)

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    6. Re:My thoughts by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

      My personal preference is toward Samsung printers. They publish their own Linux drivers and haven't let me down in terms of reliability/performance.

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    7. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Yes, because HP has shown themselves to be masters of the art of running a business....

    8. Re:My thoughts by ajlitt · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the cheap and DRM unencumbered ink and toner. From what I understand, the page counter in their toner cartridges is entirely mechanical and easy to reset.

    9. Re:My thoughts by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I always had a rule when purchasing PCs. Now, this rule has since lost much of it's impact, since one of the manufacturers went poof, and the other two merged -

      Never buy a computer with PACK/PAQ in the name. At the time, this included Hewlett Packard, Compaq, and Packard Bell

      Although losing much of it's impact, the rule still stands (at least for me)

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    10. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's talking about retail purchases of tech products. Slashdot is for tech people. Tech people get asked their recommendations for retail purchase of tech products all the time. If this is news to you, it may well reflect the lack of regard that people who know you have for your opinion.

    11. Re:My thoughts by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      their low-end printers are just as shitty as Lexmark's or Canon's

      Somewhere in China there's a factory that makes the internals for ALL cheap printers and depending on incoming orders puts them in a slightly different case and slaps a different sticker on the box. Ditto the laptops, clothes, etc.

      Its like being astounded that the quality of the clothes at walmart, target, and kohls are all about the same, when they all came outta the same political prisoner staffed sweatshop and arrived onshore inside the same shipping container. Its not like the more expensive store sprinkles their clothes with "cool dust" or something. At the bottom, its all just junk.

      Since the support for all of them is going to be a call center in India where a dude tells you to reinstall XP even if you tell him you have a mac, you may as well just buy the cheapest one.

      This does not explain why Brother's printers just absolutely rock. Work on linux outta the box, scanner/fax function works outta the box, supports ipv6 for something like a decade. Rare to have a mechanical problem, rarely jams. "Just works" kinda like HP stuff used to B.C. (Before Carly)

      There is a swamp at the bottom of the barrel where it all sucks, but a step up from that and there's some good products out there.

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    12. Re:My thoughts by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2

      My personal preference is toward Samsung printers. They publish their own Linux drivers and haven't let me down in terms of reliability/performance.

      I heard Canon is suing them for making their printers shaped like a rectangle with paper trays. ;P

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    13. Re:My thoughts by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The HP Probooks-- specifically the 4000 line-- are remarkably good, and are among the best laptops Ive used.

    14. Re:My thoughts by YoungHack · · Score: 1

      I've never heard this rule, but it immediately resonated with my experience.

    15. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At home I used to buy Dell exclusively. Then I had to deal with their technical support (or maybe it was customer support). One memorable line from those phone calls was this:

      Dell> Sir, I show that you have already called 3 times today and have been told the same thing every time.
      Me> I've got a 12 pack of beer and nothing to do all day. You should really address my issue now before I start slurring.

      Anyways -- I then bought an HP and have been very satisfied with it (but I wasn't really every dissatisfied with Dell's computers). HP seems to make a pretty good personal computer from what I can tell.

    16. Re:My thoughts by afidel · · Score: 1

      He said midrange and high end (ie LJ4250 and up), there's no DRM or toner page counters on those units.

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    17. Re:My thoughts by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how many businesses run $XXXXX HP printers because of the readily available toner and supply chains, the high availability of parts, and the decent reliability. I don't mind their workstations either, on the low-mid grade they are just as competitive as anybody else. They get pricey quick though, but our users don't need those, so no warrant for my research.

      On that note, my next home printer is going to 90% be a brother or cannon, I just can't seem to find myself to like HP photo printing (not sure about brother, cannon is amazing), which is a feature I require for my printers :)

    18. Re:My thoughts by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I work for an "HP Certified Reseller" so all of our clients get HP clients and servers. In general, their clients and workstations are total crap, their business notebooks are pretty mediocre for the price but I haven't had any major issues with them, their servers are also mediocre. HP monitors are some of the worst pains in the ass I've had to deal with, mostly due to issues with the monitors' firmware. However, I will admit that I really like HP printers and that's the one thing I would buy again from them, although I'm beginning to see a lot of printers with equal or superior capabilities (but quality unknown) from other vendors for half or a third of the price.

    19. Re:My thoughts by afidel · · Score: 1

      We like the Elitebooks, they've been about as reliable as our Lenovo Thinkpads at about 2/3rds the price.

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    20. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are just misled. They don't realize they are getting those profitable service contracts BECAUSE they sell the hardware. It's all bundled together, from the customer's perspective. Kill off the hardware and why buy the services?

      So I think they suddenly realized this and are trying to turn things around.

      With Jobs gone, HP has an additional opportunity now.

    21. Re:My thoughts by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Multi national businesses are coming to grips with a shrinking world, some will survive this transition. HP doesn't understand that a quick ROI is expensive, it will not survive at this rate. Some other company that can plan further ahead than the next dividend will take HP's place, that is life. I will miss hp, their reputation for making fine products isn't based on selling cheap crap, but its handlers are. I hope that hp sees the day when their share holders, and the its board members stop treating their collective heads like suppositories.

    22. Re:My thoughts by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Somewhere there's a plant that makes the internals for all the expensive printers too. I worked on a line that alternately spit out HP and some other brand(s) of laser printers, depending on the sales orders. Differences were in the outer housing and the pcb, mostly.

    23. Re:My thoughts by HiThere · · Score: 1

      My impression of the Brother linux drives is "lousy!!". The 410jw can't scan over a network, and every system upgrade means TRYING to find out how to reinstall the drivers. It's bad enough that I went out and bought an HP Officejet after buying a new Brother printer. I could get it to scan if attached via USB cable, but not over the network.

      OTOH, the HP would only print in draft mode on anything other than bog-standard paper. This is vile as one of my major uses involves printing on colored paper, and another involves printing on card stock. Anybody know of a decent printer/scanner?

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    24. Re:My thoughts by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Another vote for Brother. In this case, you actually can have all three of "faster, better, cheaper."

      AFAICT they've never done the advertising campaign to get that "enterprise-class" cachet (which in turn, again AFAICT, is based purely on what MBAs tell other MBAs, and has nothing whatsoever to do with quality or features) so you won't see many of them in big-corp workgroups. But if you're choosing a printer yourself for your home or small business, they're the way to go.

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    25. Re:My thoughts by KliX · · Score: 1

      I recommend Brother printers to anyone that asks me for advice. I've never had a complaint, never had a breakdown.

      They are awesome. Ours is 10 years old and still as good as the day it was bought.

    26. Re:My thoughts by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      I've had a Brother at home (HL5250 DN) for over 4 years now, and I haven't had to buy toner for it even once yet. Granted, it's just light home use - we've probably only put a few reams of paper through it total - but that's still pretty impressive. And the number of paper jams has probably been no more than ten, and it's usually because we've done something stupid to jam the output tray.

    27. Re:My thoughts by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Yup. I wouldn't touch their low-end consumer printers. Expensive garbage. But we've got quite a few $300 and up Laserjets, and other than the NIC in one of the three year old units a few months ago (it's now sitting at home on my boss's computer hooked up via USB), they've been rock solid. I have an old 4P and 4000, and replacement parts are readily available, and those two units, well, they don't have any bells and whistles, but damn if they don't just blood well work.

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    28. Re:My thoughts by gonz · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I have nothing but great stuff to say about my Brother printer. Cheap price, excellent usability, long lifetime including toner carts, really good drivers even for OS's that are newer than the printer, and a ton of advanced features that normally are only available for high end printers.

    29. Re:My thoughts by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      +1. I also like how they have an app to print stuff wirelessly from both iOS and Android.

      Used their inkjet MFC with great results for several years, just recently replaced it with a color laser which is also good.

    30. Re:My thoughts by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      I'm partially a fan of HP (and Dell) because of bios utilities like HPCMI (and DCCU) that let you lock/unlock bioses on every computer in a flash and change the boot order (so you can unlock a floor full of computers, reimage them with a pxe boot, then lock them back down again).

    31. Re:My thoughts by bjwest · · Score: 1

      You get what you pay for, my friend. Stay away from those cheep ass consumer printers and get something good. If the HP printer you bought doesn't use PCL or Postscript, throw it in the trash and buy a real printer.

      If a printer needs drivers, it was designed for Windows.

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    32. Re:My thoughts by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I picked up a demo 8460p elitebook. Its about as thick and heavy as most contestants on the Biggest Loser. Its like something out of Dell's late 1990s lineup. Its faux MacBook casing isn't helping matters either.

      For around the same price I'm switching to Lenovo, getting a much slimmer and nicer machine, and a heck of a lot less crapware on the standard image.

      Considering how many elitebooks have failed for us in the past couple of years (25%) as well as their docks, I'm happy to get rid of HP. May you have better luck than me, but you won't. HP is the newest winner to the race to the bottom.

    33. Re:My thoughts by afidel · · Score: 1

      25% failure rate? WTF are your people doing to them? We've had a 2-3% AFR over the last 3 years which is comparable to the T6x we were using when we started switching over. Our numbers are over a fleet of ~500 laptops. As for the standard image, we could care less as every machine gets our corporate image.

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    34. Re:My thoughts by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Both my Brother-in-Law and I have purchased several laptops (dv6, dm4t) within the last year from HP and have had no problems with them. There are some complaints in the reviews about the touchpad interface, but they must have been resolved as we've never experienced those issues. I've never bought a HP desktop, so I cannot comment on those. In typical slashdot style, I always build my own desktops.

      We use HP workstations and HP blade servers at work and they are very reliable. HP is still the standard for laser printers. However, I prefer Epson over HP for ink jet printers as Epson tends to use less ink, which reduces cost.

      I would have no reservations about recommending a HP product to friends and family. Much like the IBM PC division, the HP PC division will live on, either as a division of HP or of another company.

    35. Re:My thoughts by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      That includes dock failures. The laptop themselves have a better rate without the dock issues.

      Its major faults were:

      1. Drive failure. Not sure if we got a run of duds, but I think 5% alone here.
      2. Fan failure. CPU fan would stick to 100% then die completely after a few days. Another 5%.

      All of these machines save one or two are pampered and usually docked. No heavy loads or anything. Just bum hardware.

      I have a couple of machines that don't use the standard image and its ridiculous how bad these HPs are. 3 ebook readers installed, tons of other shit, and a nice issue where if you uninstall one of these ebook readers, it decides to delete a system font. I'm done with HP.

    36. Re:My thoughts by bolthole · · Score: 1

      agreed

    37. Re:My thoughts by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Anyone have any thoughts on how kyocera printers compare? I've got one (a fs3900dn bought used on ebay) but since it's the first decent printer i've owned I don't have anything to compare it to. Their biggest advantage seems to be the long drum life.

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    38. Re:My thoughts by petermgreen · · Score: 2

      Granted, it's just light home use - we've probably only put a few reams of paper through it total - but that's still pretty impressive

      Afaict for a decent laser printer that is nothing unusual. Unlike inkets laser printers seem fine with periods of non-use and even the low end ones have pretty big cartridges.

      According to it's specs your printer should do 3500 pages (that's 7 reams single sided or 3.5 reams duplex) on the included "standard yeild" cartridge. I'm sure other printers I have looked at in a similar size/price range had were pretty similar specs.

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    39. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer FrankenBoxes for computers. The big name manufacturers always screw around with the standards. Once of the least IBM-compatible computers I ever dealt with with was an IBM.

      I abandoned HP long ago for any device that moves paper. Whether it's a high-end laser, an inkjet, or a scanner, every one I've junked (or wanted to) was still quite capable of doing its primary function, but couldn't push the paper through properly. Roller refurb kits don't help. In one device, the rollers that gave me the most trouble weren't replaceable anyway.

      We got a Brother laser printer years ago and it still works like a champ.

    40. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brother printers work; scanner/fax function out of the box with linux?!?

      You've got to be kidding! I have a BrotherMFC440CN that does NOT, despite enormous and persistent effort to get xsane to work with it on gentoo.

      Brother printers are crap, but I've NEVER had problems with mixing hp with linux...

    41. Re:My thoughts by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Never had an issue with Compaq (pre-merger), but I've never liked HP computers, and wouldn't touch a Packard Bell. After the HP/CPQ merger, I switched to Dell or clones I spec'd for PCs. I mostly use a Mac, but I make my living developing for and supporting PCs, so I've bought (or recommended purchase of) hundreds, installed and supported thousands of PCs from at least a dozen manufacturers, plus brand-x clones. So, I agree with the "pack" part of your rule, can't agree with the "paq" part.

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    42. Re:My thoughts by operagost · · Score: 1

      25 years ago, both Apple and HP laser printers used print engines made by Canon.

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    43. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, its' Slashdot! It should be "never buy *PA*"

    44. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget case-insensitivity: .*PA.*/s

    45. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried Brother's printers. They work pretty well, are reasonably priced and have Linux drivers that work. I have been using their Laser printer for the past 3 years now and it has never disappointed me.

      My first Brother printer is now my last Brother printer. Holy Crap, consuming lots of toner and stop working afther a month! yuk!

      Also my last printer before that was a Xerox. nice and all, but then the motherboard stop working and no parts anywere.

      I am going back to HP. still have an old 6L printer and it still works correctly! THAT is something well done.

    46. Re:My thoughts by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      On that note, my next home printer is going to 90% be a brother or cannon, I just can't seem to find myself to like HP photo printing (not sure about brother, cannon is amazing), which is a feature I require for my printers :)

      My B&W laser is a Brother. It's cheap to run, prints relatively quickly, and has built in Ethernet and Wireless capabilities. It works great, even under Linux, and the only computer I've run that required me to actually download/install a driver was a Windows XP laptop.... the built-in foomatic driver in CUPS has support for the printer.

      My colour laser is a Lexmark. It isn't as cheap to run as the B&W laser, but it's still fairly inexpensive to run. The print quality is pretty good, too. I usually don't print with that printer at all, because it's a beast on electricity (spikes to over 1KW draw when it's warming up the drum), but it still produces pretty nice colour prints when I want to.

      The last time I used an HP printer was 15 years ago. They are simply too expensive to buy and to run. Even when I worked for HP/Compaq, it was still cheaper to run a Brother laser. My employers gave up on HP a while ago, too... at work, the last time I used an HP printer was when I worked for them as well... since then it's always been Lexmark and Xerox.

    47. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Ok, I'm going to do my own "ask Slashdot" here. Anyone have any good suggestions for a business-grade color laser multifunction printer? (I only need the printer and scanner; I don't know why they bother with fax any more.) A used model is fine.

      I've had very good success in the past buying used HP printers on Ebay, first a LaserJet 2100M and then a LaserJet 2300d, which I still use. This 2300 is great; it supports Postscript, and has a 600N J3113A JetDirect ethernet card in it, so it's just used as a network printer for my home. The cartridges are only $25 on Ebay (remanufactured, never had any problem with them) and last forever (or 5/6000 pages they claim). It's been solidly reliable, except that I've never gotten the optional 3rd tray to feed properly for some reason despite changing the roller and separation pad (any suggestions?). And by buying it used, probably after it was leased to some small/medium-size company and not used very much, I got it at a dirt-cheap price. It's not the newest model (made in 2003 I think), but I want reliability and inexpensive usage, not some new piece of junk with expensive consumables and terrible reliability, as many are saying about newer HP printers.

      However, I really need color laser capability, plus it'd be nice to have a scanner with a reliable document feeder, especially one that could save to a network drive with SMB or FTP or whatever so I don't have to worry about scanner drivers and SANE support (though that works fine with my Canon LiDE scanner). I'll probably keep the 2300 for B&W prints since it's fast enough and the per-page cost is so cheap. Here's my list of requirements:
        - network support, including for scanner
        - no host-based drivers (I use Linux); Postscript support and maybe PDF
        - separate cartridges for different colors and black
        - very reliable (my 2300 claims a duty cycle of 50,000 pages per month)
        - good aftermarket cartridge support
        - under $500 (meaning I'm probably looking for some kind of discontinued business printer, not a consumer printer)

      Any suggestions?

    48. Re:My thoughts by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      I bought an HP "business class" laptop (HP 8510p), and I find the hardware excellent (although HP had pre-installed so much crap, I re-installed windows from scratch). The laptop is really well built, durable, and the keyboard feels nice. Compare that to the laptop that my sister got from Dell, where the touchpad broke after a year or so. But I hate HP consumer-level inkjet printers, because the ink cartridges expire artificially early, and I can't refill them.

    49. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The thing people miss here is that they think HP and other companies who only care about the next quarter are not successful, when in fact they're very successful, which is exactly why they pursue this strategy.

      Ask Leo Apotheker if he was unsuccessful in managing HP. He was very successful: he walked away with a giant bonus! He probably got more money just in that severance bonus than I'll make my entire life. How is that not successful?

      Same goes for Meg when she takes over. Even if the company has to close its doors next year, if she makes millions of dollars in pay and bonus, then that's a success.

      It's like this for nearly all large American companies. Of course, things are different in other countries; Chinese companies probably don't give their executives huge bonuses when the company fails and they're let go, but obviously, those Chinese CEOs aren't as successful because they haven't made as much money as the American CEOs, like the extremely successful Bob Nardelli of Home Depot who got $200m when he left there.

    50. Re:My thoughts by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I will put in my 2 cents for Brother printers. They are durable, inexpensive, and just work whether you are using Windows, OSX or Linux. Cannon and HP have given me problems. I also have a color Samsung laser printer that seems to be holding up pretty well, although it is used WAY less than the Brother printer I currently own.

    51. Re:My thoughts by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
      I have to disagree on this one. When compared to Dell, HP keeps takes a licking and keeps on ticking. I have had only one HP die on me before I was ready to retire it, and it was 10 years old when it finally went.

      In stark contrast, I have a graveyard of Dell's in my office at home, literally. Every Dell I have ever owned in the past ten years has died at least once. I have one 64 bit Dell laptop (Dec 2008) that has died three times due to the GPU issue for which there is a Class Action Suit that allows me to keep getting it repaired, until May 2012. It will keep going back until then. I had just received it back from Dell, newly repaired, set it up and configured it for my wife, and it failed again the second time she turned it on. That's Dell quality for you.

      My only complaint about an HP was when they put a third party application/driver on a Win2k machine for the keyboard hot keys, that kept pinging a web address that didn't exist, and my firewall software was seeing constant ICMP destination not found messages from the last router in that domain. Stupid, but the machine didn't die an early death. All I had to do was delete the executable and everything was good.

    52. Re:My thoughts by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Brother's printers. They work pretty well, are reasonably priced and have Linux drivers that work. I have been using their Laser printer for the past 3 years now and it has never disappointed me.

      I have heard many people say this about Brother Printers. My experience is different. I have a 10 yr old Laser Printer, HL1030 I believe, that I have had nothing but trouble with under Linux. I had the drivers working correctly once for about 6 months, but since I most use Windows now haven't bothered with it recently.

      That being said, the hardware itself is fantastic, and if their Linux support has improved then definitely try them.

    53. Re:My thoughts by anubi · · Score: 1

      I hate to counterpost a fellow slashdotter. I have been as much leery of HP and Compaq as anyone,

      HP got on my bad side when I was in University in the early 70's. I had bought a HP-45 calculator.. was right at $400, a helluva lot of money for a college student. I made that investment considering the time it would free. No sooner than I got it, a segment driver failed, making all "8"'s appear as a "0". Being in the EE curriculum, I took the calculator to the engineering lab and discovered the problem was nothing more than an open inductor. Try and plead as I would, HP would NOT send me another inductor. The rest of my career, I was very leery of HP, not because of the failed inductor, but my perception of HP as not caring one whit about their customer.

      I was irritated with Compaq because they used so many custom parts that I could find very few uses for a broken machine, as I could not patch it back together with parts I could get from other scrap machines.

      But, at the beginning of this year, I broke down and bought a HP-Compaq laptop (CQ-56) at Wal-Mart. It had everything I was looking for at a real good price.

      This machine had been really good to me. I am quite impressed with it, and recommend it to my friends. That's something I did not think I would ever do, giving the first impression I had of both companies was quite a bit less than stellar.

      My take on it is HP/Compaq has their act together, and it would be a shame to discontinue their machines.

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    54. Re:My thoughts by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      I'm not terribly interested in their PCs and was stung by two of their notebooks

      Were they notebooks with defective nVidia chipsets that delaminated from the motherboard, starting with Wifi failure and resulting in complete PC failure?

    55. Re:My thoughts by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in China there's a factory that makes the internals for ALL cheap printers and depending on incoming orders puts them in a slightly different case and slaps a different sticker on the box. Ditto the laptops, clothes, etc.

      While companies like Quanta and Foxconn make products for competing companies off the same assembly equipment, they build to spec/designs they're given. That's why rolling off the same lines you can end up with one brand / model of product with a lot of defects, and another that's rock solid. They just build what they're given.

    56. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I was hit by a car one month ago while crossing a crosswalk. Thanks to my HP G72 laptop I did not hurt my back as I fell on top of it. The computer still runs normally even though a little chip of plastic fell off and I had to push down the keyboard into the case on one side.

    57. Re:My thoughts by jezwel · · Score: 1
      Looking at the network printers I have available, 42 (?!) are HP out of ~300 in total.

      We seem to have Canon, Brother, HP, Brother, Rocoh and Lexmark spread fairly evenly across our local sites.

      HP servers and PCs - no purchases for the last decade or so.

    58. Re:My thoughts by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      Seconded on Brother's printers. I have a HL-2070n and it works great on Linux. (true, it thinks the printer is a 2060, but the closest-match driver still works flawlessly)

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    59. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in a building where we just hammered kyocera printers. Some would run almost solid for almost 16 hours. 7 days a week. Some fed paper to robots. We would melt parts inside them at times but they would mostly still keep working.

      We had some issues. Like when the humidity in the building would rapidly change but the that may be due to the cheap pre-printed paper we used. Cant compare them to other brands as I have never seen printers abused quite like that.
         

    60. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      You are confusing the success of Leo with success of HP. The CEOs and higher management have been successful as you say.

      HP, on the other hand, has lost lots of market capitalization, profits, customer trust and good will over last 5 years. NOT a defining attribute of "success".

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    61. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like being astounded that the quality of the clothes at walmart, target, and kohls are all about the same, when they all came outta the same political prisoner staffed sweatshop and arrived onshore inside the same shipping container.

      Someone really don't like their shitty jobs outsourced so they just keep spewing groundless nonsense here. You don't have any source to keep up your two claims: China uses political prisoners to make their stuff for export, or their average quality is of such a shitty status.

      Instead, it's just a bunch of unemployed, unskilled dudes spreading propaganda. It's such a hypocrisy since you guys always spin it like a human rights matter, but in reality you just demand much higher wages than their Chinese counterpart who benefit their lives a lot from outsourcing.

    62. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked at HP for ten years. Won't buy HP anymore either. Brother is what I buy and recommend. Unlike HP, Brother doesn't "hold its nose" about interfacing with Mac. I will never forgive HP for charging an extra $200 on so many of its printers for the "privilege" of using their printer on my computer of choice.

      When my mom wanted a computer for her Mac I told her to look at Brother and not HP. She got the printer up by herself in less than an hour. Never would have happened with either an HP Wintel box and/or HP printer.

      I looked up to HP when I was kid in the 70s but now I just hope and pray HP dies quickly because they don't represent a single value of the original HP anymore. That last 10 years or so HP has simply been gang-raping the corporate brand value for its own exploitation and not delivering on that brand promise at all.

      They even put customer loyalty ahead of profits in the corporate objectives now (Bill and Dave logically had it the right way: profit then customer value - what good are customers if you are unprofitable?!??!). It's no wonder HP is so screwed up. When they can't even get the basics of business right what hope is there?

    63. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/a computer for her Mac/a printer for her Mac/

      LOL! Duh! :-)

    64. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Right, but why should the CEOs care about the company they're working for, as long as they're personally making lots of money in the deal?

    65. Re:My thoughts by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think it uses PCL, though I'm not sure. The OfficeJet uses a standard Linux driver. The problem is in some internal firmware that detects the color of the paper and has decided that white is the only proper color. That's why draft mode works...because in draft mode that sensor is turned off.

      But space is tight, so I really need a combination printer/scanner. And I haven't heard anything good about the color laser printers. (Huge power consumption, lots of noise, environmental contamination with small particulates, etc.) So I'm avoiding them.

      Space is tight, and printing needs are quite light, so those huge monster printers are silly overkill. OTOH, I do want something sturdy. Something like the HP OfficeJet all-in-one G55 of a decade or so ago. I've still got one in operation, but it's paper feed is broken and repair appears impossible. (Mechanic can't get parts.) Also it doesn't have USB ports, but only a Cannon serial connection. And I want it to be networkable. Scanning over the network would be quite desirable.

      Cheap? Well, of course I don't want to pay more than I must, but that's NOT the top consideration. It's just that AFAIKT there isn't a decent answer. The current OfficeJet 6500A+ would be a decent answer if it weren't so limited to only using draft.

      Well, to be honest I don't need another printer right now. I'm just looking for options for the next time I do. I have not been pleased by what I saw the last time I went looking. So far the answers say I should look at Okidata and Samsung. (Xerox was reported to be too noisy, though otherwise reasonable...but I don't know what model was being referred to.)

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    66. Re:My thoughts by bjwest · · Score: 1

      Personally, I can't vouch for HP inkjet printers. I've owned nothing but Epson in the injket department. My current is a Stylus 6600 that I've had for about five years. I will admit it gets little use as I use my HP laserjet for most printing. When I do need color or to scan/copy something though, It's a little jewel. Ink may be a bit pricey, but it uses separate cartridges for all four colors and they last forever. Current cartridges are over two years old, and have only been cleaned/primed a few times and still print with no missing lines. Epson ink is, IMHO, the best and well worth the cost.

      If you do a lot of color printing, I think I'd go for a mid line laser. If the majority of your printing ( 75 to 80%) is B&W, go for a B&W laser and use a kinko's or something for color printing when you really need it. The ability to print color when you need it is nice, but do you really need that capability? I don't know just how much a color copy costs, but even at a quarter a page, using a printing service for only the pages with color on them will come out way cheaper than buying a color printer and ink every few months because you end up printing a bunch of crap in color that you don't need. Like I said above, I rarely use my inkjet. It gets turned on a couple of times a month when I need to copy something, and that's more often than not, just a B&W copy. It will go for several months without printing any color.

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    67. Re:My thoughts by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, due to working with desktops and laptops a lot for home users and at work, I can recommend only two purchasing methods:
      1) If you are price sensitive, and don't expect your computer to last for more than a year or so (i.e. anything more is gravy to you), get the cheapest branded thing you like. I.e., Acer version eMachines, Acer, Asus, SystemMax whatever. Though I do suggest avoiding HP and Dell myself, each generally will make it to 1 year, and the warranty ensures that most of the time anyway.

      2) If you've got a bit more money to spend and don't want to plan on upgrading at a year or to plan to have a warranty visit during that time, buy a business class Lenovo (Thinkcenter, Thinkstation,Thinkpad) though the low end ThinkPad Edge hasn't lived up to this for me (sad face here as I bought one for my sister and she's had some issues), all the other (even cheap Thinkcenters) models have been more solid than ANY other computer brand I've ever bought that's still on sale. (Micron, IBM - though they are Lenovo right? used to be like this but now not available)

      Also, unless you get a certificate or special contract, the business support from Lenovo is awesome in comparison to anyone else I've tried. I can't say the times I've spent 45+ minutes on web chat, phone, or whatever with Dell and HP trying to convince them that yes, there is a broken part, and please fix it. HP's actually worse than Dell because Dell, once you get in touch with the *right* person (which can take 7 transfers IME) they will send out the part. HP support will ask you to change windows settings on a business desktop that doesn't turn on and the power light doesn't light...

      Lenovo only seems to have 2 numbers, one for consumer and one for business, so there's no transferring around. They always just let you send in the Laptop for diagnosis or send out the broken part replacement on a PC (though I only recall this happening once in the last 5 years - yes, you almost never have to call them).

      On the Ideacenter / consumer line, they do have slightly worse support, but so far I've only spent 20 minutes convincing them something was broken before getting to mail it in for repair. Not awesome, but far better than Dell / HP...

      Now, for Dell at least, I am aware I could take a class to get a cert that proves to them that I'm able to tell when the PSU fried itself... And I can buy the higher support contract to get right through to useful Enterprise support. But when I do all that, suddenly their price advantage vs Lenovo goes away...

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    68. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      They shouldn't, the board and stakeholders have to make them care about the company.

      My response was to your statement that HP is very successful, ask Leo Apotheker if he was successful. These are two very different things, and in this case opposite. HP is a failure, Leo is successful. There is no relation and you attempted to equate the two.

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    69. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They shouldn't, the board and stakeholders have to make them care about the company.

      Why should the board do such a thing? The people on boards are all CEOs from other companies, and they all sit on each others' boards and cover for each other, so they can extract as much money from their companies as possible.

      My response was to your statement that HP is very successful, ask Leo Apotheker if he was successful. These are two very different things, and in this case opposite. HP is a failure, Leo is successful. There is no relation and you attempted to equate the two.

      No, I'm simply pointing out what's most important, which is the personal success of the CEO, not the corporation. For some reason, a lot of people have this weird idea that a company's success (especially long-term success) is somehow of importance, when that is simply not the case. Only the CEO's personal bank account is important, nothing else. If a CEO can make hundreds of millions of dollars by running his company into the ground, why should he care about its long-term survival or success? No one ever has an answer for this.

    70. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Why should the board do such a thing? The people on boards are all CEOs from other companies, and they all sit on each others' boards and cover for each other, so they can extract as much money from their companies as possible.

      Stakeholders need to force the board to make upper management care for the company. This is because stakeholders lose when company profits / share prices go down.

      I'm simply pointing out what's most important, which is the personal success of the CEO, not the corporation. For some reason, a lot of people have this weird idea that a company's success (especially long-term success) is somehow of importance, when that is simply not the case

      Do you know the meaning of the word "important"? For the CEO, CEO's personal account is important. For stakeholders, stakeholders' own personal account is important. "Important" is not a universal value as you are saying. Important is for someone to do something. Because of this grave misuse of the word "important", this entire paragraph of yours becomes meaningless.

      No one ever has an answer for this.

      True. When elementary words are assigned arbitrary meanings, questions can be phrased which are difficult to answer. For example, "What are you sleeping?"

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    71. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Stakeholders need to force the board to make upper management care for the company. This is because stakeholders lose when company profits / share prices go down. For the CEO, CEO's personal account is important. For stakeholders, stakeholders' own personal account is important.

      Ok, then how do you propose the stakeholders force the board to make upper management care for the company? I don't see any large corporations where there's an actual mechanism to do this. Instead, you have a bunch of CEOs sitting on each others' boards and promoting each others and their own interests, while running the companies into the ground. Shareholders get to vote, but that never seems to change anything (just like in national elections); it's still the same group of sociopaths at the top, they just switch chairs from time to time.

    72. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Well, stakeholders choose the board. That's a start.

      Oracle , Apple, IBM, Volkswagen, HSBC, Pfizer (break-up or not) have all found a solution. Just because HP can't, you say the solution is impossible to find?

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    73. Re:My thoughts by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you mean stakeholders or shareholders? Both words exist, and though there is sometimes an overlap they aren't exact synonyms.

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    74. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Oracle , Apple, IBM, Volkswagen, HSBC, Pfizer (break-up or not) have all found a solution.

      And what solution was that?

      Oracle doesn't seem to have any "solution"; they're run by the same guy who started the company, Larry Ellison. Like many other big tech companies still run by their founders, these guys are in it for more than just the money, it's their "baby". Maybe they think they're building something great, maybe they're trying to carve a name for themselves in the history books, maybe they think business is like a big game and they want to "win", whatever it may be, they're not just hired guns. Oracle doesn't seem to be doing a great job with its Sun acquisitions and they're totally floundering with their open-source stuff (they just threw in the towel on OpenOffice), but since enterprise-class databases are their cash cow, they're still going, just like MS keeps going as long as Windows and Office bring in so much money.

      Apple is much the same, only more so: it is (or was, until very recently) run by the same guy who started the company, and obviously was in it for more than the money (probably the fame, or history books, or whatever). It's too soon to tell if it's all going to fall apart now that he's gone, but chances are good.

      HP isn't that different: they were great when their founders were running the place. After they left or died, it all went downhill. This happens to LOTS of companies. The people who start a company and are able to build it to greatness have some kind of personal stake in the venture, not just making money. The people who just want money take off earlier than that because they can sell the company to someone else and let them deal with the daily stress of running the place. Jobs didn't build Apple into its present state by being lazy and just showing up now and then and collecting a paycheck, he did it by being a workaholic, and you don't get that kind of dedication from hired guns.

      Volkswagen I don't think counts, because it's not an American company. Germans have a totally different culture from money-worshiping Americans. They probably have some different laws governing corporations too. Notice we don't see this kind of behavior in German companies at all, from what I can tell. There's lots of large, successful, and highly stable European companies, and you don't hear about them being run into the ground or their CEOs getting obscene golden parachutes for bad performance. I wonder what the difference is, besides culture. They probably have a law against interlocking directories, something this country used to have back in the early 1900s with the Clayton Act of 1914, but which no longer is enforced. HSBC is similar: it's a foreign corporation, with barely any presence in the USA.

      How IBM and Pfizer have avoided this, I don't know.

    75. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I chose the vaguer word, almost to avoid such pedantry on this part of the statement, but this is Slashdot, so ....

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    76. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Which is why I chose a variety of types of companies. I (almost) knew what your objection would be for Apple and Oracle and hence included IBM. Though HSBC and Volkswagen also could have suffered from the same problem but they didn't.

      Not being American is not a defence. None of your arguments to which I am replying, had anything to do with Americans. You were wringing your hands with companies in general and lamenting that business can never be done. I just showed you business is being done - like HP is failing, many others are succeeding.

      And what solution was that?

      How IBM and Pfizer have avoided this, I don't know.

      Haha. If you (or me) knew, we would be earning billions of dollars. Not wasting time on Slashdot. And if the solution could have been put in a Slashdot post, the world would be overflowing with trillionaires.

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    77. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not being American is not a defence. None of your arguments to which I am replying, had anything to do with Americans.

      How does this not have anything to do with Americans? The companies where we see this behavior are all American. When do you see CEOs of European companies getting giant golden parachutes after running their companies into the ground? You don't. Ergo, the problem is an American one. And as I said before, my theory is that it's partly due to the greed culture here, but probably even more due to the fact that the law on interlocking directories is not enforced, causing the people in these elite groups to all sit on each others' boards and cover for each other, hire each other to be CEO, etc. Obviously, a few companies have avoided this fate, and I'm interested to know how, although this may be only temporary. It wasn't that long ago that IBM looked like it was about to go belly-up; did their CEO during the PS/2 days get a giant golden parachute? Maybe not all companies are like this simply because not all the executives and board members are sociopaths and actually want to do a good job, though obviously many are.

    78. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      How does this not have anything to do with Americans

      Because your original argument didn't mention it. You are bringing this up now.

      The companies where we see this behavior are all American

      What behaviour? Successful companies not so successful any more? Sony? Toyota* ? The many British companies that Volkswagen swallowed? Britain was the world leader in quality motorcycle manufacturing, and now it has come to the saying "All the parts falling from this car are of the finest British manufacture".

      * not exactly a failure, but at the turn of the century, it was poised to beat VW and GM and had a huge lead on operating profits. It is a ghost of its former self.

      It wasn't that long ago that IBM looked like it was about to go belly-up; did their CEO

      Exactly. Companies go up and down. It has been a while, but even Apple was in trouble. They bounced back, and how. HP might bounce back too.

      because not all the executives and board members are sociopaths

      In fact it is personal profit that should lead stakeholders to rein in executives and board members. Nothing to do with not being sociopaths. You think Pfizer and IBM are excelling due to altruism of their board members?

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    79. Re:My thoughts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What behaviour? Successful companies not so successful any more? Sony? Toyota* ? The many British companies that Volkswagen swallowed?

      This has nothing to do with companies being successful, it's about companies that are driven into the ground, either intentionally or not, by executives who then collect enormous compensation even though they've been failures at leading the company.

      Companies fail all the time, even with the best of management. Bad luck happens. But do Japanese companies give out hundred-million-dollar bonuses to their executives when they fail? I don't think so.

      They bounced back, and how. HP might bounce back too.

      Why would they bounce back when they hire someone to run the company and give them an enormous amount of money even if they do a terrible job? What exactly is the incentive to do a good job? When companies in other countries bounce back, it's because they hire someone and make their pay dependent on the performance of the company in some way, just like the way normal employees get paid (i.e., you do great, you get a bonus and/or raise; you do a lousy job, you get fired with no bonus). Sometimes it even happens here, but the situation with golden parachutes is unique to America from what I can tell.

      In fact it is personal profit that should lead stakeholders to rein in executives and board members.

      It is personal well-being, prosperity, freedom, civil rights, and many other things that should lead voters to rein in their politicians. However, that never seems to work out very well in practice. Just look at the US Congress and President for prime examples. Sending out some ballots to stockholders doesn't seem to be working out too well for companies like HP, now does it?

    80. Re:My thoughts by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      So basically you are saying IBM and Pfizer do not exist.

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    81. Re:My thoughts by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Color is mandatory, but volumes are quite low. Most of the time. I.e., except perhaps 3-4 days/year. Those days...well, so far we've often taken the work off-site. (CopyMax or some such.) But print quality is important, especially on the high volume jobs. And they can require double sided printing. Or printing on odd paper sizes.

      All of these, except the registration, could be handled adequate on the HP G55 (vintage around 2000) when it was new. The current model, however, is much less flexible, and really dislikes either odd colors of paper or odd sizes. (HP wasn't the only company to have made this wretched decision, though. The OfficeJet 6500+ was the only one that the store could demonstrate would allow itself to be overridden, even if only in draft mode.)

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    82. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a brother miltifunction center printer (MFC6490CW) for our small office of about 5 and it is amazing. Lasts and lasts, great scanning, communicates wirelessly with all the computers (1 linux, 2 mac, rest PC). I couldn't recommend brother more.

  2. Swap thrashing by XanC · · Score: 1

    Time to reboot and upgrade the kernel or something.

  3. HPlix? by dzfoo · · Score: 2

    Did I miss something? Is HP begin run by Reed Hastings now?

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    1. Re:HPlix? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      No but I hear that Darl McBride is presently being groomed to step in as CEO.

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    2. Re:HPlix? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Netflix reconsiders spinning off its DVD service.

      HP reconsiders spinning off its PC business.

      What next... the White House reconsiders spinning off its Liberal wing?

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    3. Re:HPlix? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure they got rid of their liberal wing back in January 2009.

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  4. Fire the board by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fire the board, they showed their stripes years ago with Carly, and again with other bungled decisions. They have got to be the most incompetent board for any company of their size in the world. The board lost the HP way long ago, and it hasn't changed that much since then.

    The whole rotting thing has got to go and the culture has to restored from the top. Nothing less will do.

    1. Re:Fire the board by Jeng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was going to suggest that they fire the CEO and get someone who will do the job for less compensation and no golden parachute. I figure if they do that then their applicant pool would open up to up and comers who want to prove themselves while hopefully turning away those who just want a big payday.

      But your idea of firing the board probably makes more sense.

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    2. Re:Fire the board by laffer1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I recommend looking at who's currently on the board at HP. It explains everything. There's a ridiculous number of hedge fund managers and similar type people. They've only got one real HP person on the board and that person is from enterprise marketing or something like that. No one on the board understands their products or what they do except possibly this marketing person.

      You would think a company like HP would have at least a few people who've run tech companies on their board.

    3. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you planning on reanimating Dave Packard's corpse and having him chair the board? Because otherwise I don't think a new board would necessarily be different from the old one.

    4. Re:Fire the board by i.am.delf · · Score: 3, Informative

      The real HP was spun off by Carly into Agilent. As far as I know they are still doing just fine doing all those things that the original HP used to do.

    5. Re:Fire the board by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They really ought to experiment with outsourcing the board of directors to a call center somewhere.

      It would't necessarily generate better leadership; but 8-12 incomprehensible guys allegedly named "Robert" somewhere in the far east would provide incomprehensible decisions and inconsistent directions for several factors of ten less money...

    6. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to understand ink?

      HP hasn't been a tech company since they spun off Aligent.

    7. Re:Fire the board by jd · · Score: 2

      Replace the board with members of the Psychic Hotline, and then have Dave Packard's ghost as CEO. No matter how badly it fails, it can't fail worse than the current board.

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    8. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is great!

    9. Re:Fire the board by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      The new CEO is just that. She's getting paid $1/year in compensation - and a significant portion (2/3?) of her stock options are based on the HP stock hitting certain $ values at certain points in the future.

      If they let her go, her parachute is worth 1.5 times her yearly compensation.

      Bonuses are the only way she can get cash outright.

      Had found the original info from Google Stocks on HPQ, they do news-by-day and list when articles came out graphed to the price, was at some other site when I saw it a few weeks ago:

      http://allthingsd.com/20110929/hps-new-ceo-takes-1-annual-salary-and-lots-of-stock-options/?mod=googlenews_editors_picks

    10. Re:Fire the board by Jeng · · Score: 2

      Actually since they understand the product better than the board and have a good idea of how the customers use and view the product they probably would generate better leadership.

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    11. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've only got one real HP person on the board and that person is from enterprise marketing or something like that. No one on the board understands their products or what they do except possibly this marketing person.

      No one but PHB types and one marketing person? The PHB types are stupid and look at engineering as "cost centers" rather than wealth generation (because if you don't design product there is nothing to sell), and marketing people are generally stupid* and will only "get" it if concepts are shown to them in the form of crayon drawings on posterboard.

      They're doomed. <bender>DOOOOOOOOMED!</bender>

      * Note: not all marketing people are stupid. Being slashdot, someone will interpret that as a flame or troll.

    12. Re:Fire the board by Jeng · · Score: 1

      I feel that you don't quiet understand that the entire job of the Psychic Hotline is to fleece people, same as the current board of HP.

      I can see their new line-up of products for the dead, it will be a huge success they say, after all there are more people dead than there are alive so it's a very large untapped market.

      That would be one way they could fail worse than the current board. Although I probably shouldn't give the current board any ideas.

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    13. Re:Fire the board by indytx · · Score: 1

      The real HP was spun off by Carly into Agilent. As far as I know they are still doing just fine doing all those things that the original HP used to do.

      No, they're not. Half its business has been sold or spun off since it was spun off in an IPO. It's not like a whole new management team showed up when HP spun it off.

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    14. Re:Fire the board by eap · · Score: 1

      The board was changed out when Leo Apotheker became CEO last year. It is not the same board as under Fiorina or Hurd.

    15. Re:Fire the board by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      I find Steve to be a much more common alleged name.

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    16. Re:Fire the board by SpiralSpirit · · Score: 2

      so basically her pay is based on short term stock values, relatively speaking. thats an awesome way to build a company that will endure!

    17. Re:Fire the board by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      I recommend looking at who's currently on the board at HP. It explains everything. There's a ridiculous number of hedge fund managers and similar type people. They've only got one real HP person on the board and that person is from enterprise marketing or something like that. No one on the board understands their products or what they do except possibly this marketing person.

      You would think a company like HP would have at least a few people who've run tech companies on their board.

      Do you even know the functions of the board? Do you even know who elects the board? Let me enlighten you. The board doesn’t run the company; the CEO and other top executives do. The board hires the CEO and votes on the CEO’s salary; the primary purpose of the board is to protect shareholders. The board is elected by shareholders to perform certain functions on the behalf of stockholders. Why shouldn’t hedge fund managers or other stockholders sit on the board? They own the company and who is better to safe guard their interests?

    18. Re:Fire the board by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to imagine what Carly was thinking when she sold the heart and soul of HP as Agilent:

      The historical HP has a problem. We pay excellent engineers huge amounts of money to design products that are to be sold to a relatively small specialist market. We design emergency room monitors, radio frequency analyzers, and countless other devices whose purpose I can barely fathom. We even invented the modern calculator. We put huge resources into developing low volume products, whose profit margin is not acceptably high. Because of this, the growth potential of HP is permanently capped. We will never be able to double or quadruple our revenue if we keep employing these expensive engineers. So I propose that we jettison them as the extra weight baggage they are. HP should concentrate on selling personal computers to the mass market. And printers and other peripherals. The profit margins on these devices are huge, and the market is nearly unlimited. We should farm out the technical know-how to other companies, and concentrate on marketing. HP above all should be a brand name, something that people trust. Brand names cost nearly nothing to maintain, and carry enormous value. By reducing the costs at HP through eliminating our engineers, by farming out our technical know-how to outside organizations who specialize in such things, by concentrating on marketing to the mass market, HP will be able to both take in more revenue and spend less on internal costs at the same time. The growth potential is nearly unlimited. By becoming a shell marketing company, HP will maximize shareholder value.

      Well Carly, we all know how that turned out. HP is floundering, and Agilent is still doing well. Good job Carly. You've done your MBA brethren proud.

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    19. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The board hired Meg Wittman. She hasno clue about the software or pc business.

    20. Re:Fire the board by perlith · · Score: 1

      Handy link: http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/investor/board.html

      The second part of your post was in ignorance I believe. Former AOL CEO, Former Verizon President, current Nokia General Manager, current CEO of Lucent ... that's not bad for "people who've run tech companies" ... could do a lot better, could do a lot worse.

      The first part of your post was right on. Not enough diversity on HP's board of directors. Need at least one director from non-profit company, one from academia, and preferably another active CEO. If you want diversity in a board of directors for a profitable company, lookup Exxon-Mobil's board of directors --> http://www.exxonmobil.com/Corporate/investor_governance_directors.aspx

      To the GP's post ... HP's board of directors has changed 6 of its 13 members this year alone (counting the new CEO).

    21. Re:Fire the board by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Hmm. You said it yourself, they (the board) hire the CEO (they select he person) and they set the priorities. Then the CEO has to execute those priorities and meet the board's goals. Think about that. Then think about derivatives, mortgages, and the economy in general. Then connect those dots with the fact that most boards look like HP's board. Any wonder why we have the issues we do today? It is all the same. Short term profits and stock prices outweigh long term investments and sound business policy. Quick dollars for the funds and the share holders, who bail when those end. Seems like the "functions of the board" is the issue anyway.

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    22. Re:Fire the board by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      She gets a 2.4 million minimum bonus guaranteed each year as part of the contract.

      If she gets the boot she gets 3.6 million at a minimum on her way out the door.

    23. Re:Fire the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. HP went seriously downhill when Lew Platt left and Carly Fiona took over. From being run by an engineer to being run by an MBA. One of the first things she did was fire most of the high paid HP Labs employees and switched the company to using more H1B visa cheap labor. You can't be an industry leader without innovation and she fired a lot of the innovators. It's also a decision that's hard to recover from. If they wanted to be innovators again it takes a lot of work and a different kind of environment than the current HP to attract that kind of talent.

      That one decision I believe made it obvious the direction the company was heading from an R&D industry leader to an industry follower and you can't have the high profit margins being an industry follower in the long term.

  5. MBA bullshit. by unity100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thats what happens when mbas take over running of corporations. Everything is geared towards teaching of maximizing profit minimizing costs in those programs in ultimate end, and even if some programs incorporate engineering concepts like systems management and so on, the mba types eventually lack on strategic planning and vision.

    flop. thats what you get if you hire too much suits or put them in charge.

    1. Re:MBA bullshit. by sbrown123 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has little to do with having an MBA. These boards are usually staffed with people assigned by majority holders for their ability to "maximize profits". But companies can only grow so much and the economy goes up and down. Investors don't want waves, only inclines. To keep their well paid jobs these MBA's, as you call them, do whatever they can. This usually means some imaginative book keeping, slashing staff, and trying to outsource where possible. The really good MBA's only stick around for a short period since their work always have a quick fall to follow. And who wants to be on a sinking ship?

    2. Re:MBA bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The really good MBA's only stick around for a short period since their work always have a quick fall to follow."

      What do you by really good? Really good for them you mean.

    3. Re:MBA bullshit. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      What do you by really good? Really good for them you mean.

      Uh, yes. The really good ones come into a company, strip it bare to pump up their bonuses and then get out early enough to blame the collapse on their successor; the bad ones are that successor.

    4. Re:MBA bullshit. by msobkow · · Score: 2

      Corporations have an obligation to turn a profit.

      They do not have an obligation to turn an obscene profit, short-term profits, a high stock-market value, nor to line the pockets of executives and board members with "golden parachute" options.

      The whole world's corporations need to get back to research, innovation, and a focus on quality products. To hell with the hedge fund managers, the banks, and all the rest of the blood-suckers who do NOTHING for the economy except bleed it dry.

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    5. Re:MBA bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats what happens when mbas take over running of corporations.

      Tim Cook is an MBA. He's been de facto CEO of Apple for about six months now. Doesn't have Jobs's charisma or presence (who does?) but he hasn't exactly stopped selling the MacBook. It's not the degree; it's the person who has it and how they conduct themselves.

    6. Re:MBA bullshit. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Thats what happens when mbas take over running of corporations.

      This is my number 1 rule of business: never let an MBA run your company.

      Ever

      I have yet to meet anyone with an MBA, in any capacity, who has any idea of what they're doing.

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    7. Re:MBA bullshit. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      you dont flop things with just one mba.

    8. Re:MBA bullshit. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, the bad actors in this scenario aren't the so-called MBAs, but the nitwits who set up incentive systems where driving a company into the ground is a lucrative move.

    9. Re:MBA bullshit. by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      Thats what happens when mbas take over running of corporations. Everything is geared towards teaching of maximizing profit minimizing costs in those programs in ultimate end, and even if some programs incorporate engineering concepts like systems management and so on, the mba types eventually lack on strategic planning and vision. flop. thats what you get if you hire too much suits or put them in charge.

      Of course, they have to maximize profit. How else are they going to stay in business? Shareholders own the company. They (shareholders) have tens of billions invested in the company, and they need a return on their investment. Would you open a saving account at a bank that pays no interest? I doubt it. For companies to stay in business and be competitive costs have to be managed. It seems that most posters here believe costs doesn’t matter, and costs are an excuse for the “MBA” to downsize or kill projects.

  6. Derp derp derp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When HP absorbed EDS they thought they'd finally be able to compete in the lucrative snake oil business of large scale "consulting" (a la IBM), but after a massive reorg and an almost precision extraction of any talent prevalent in the EDS husk they're left with nothing but the most clueless of drabs.

    To watch them flail around and try to bail out of this self-inflicted situation by dumping their hardware division has been entertaining.

    1. Re:Derp derp derp! by decsnake · · Score: 1

      Last year a major civilian govt agency awarded their IT support contract to HP. Since then HP has been flailing around wildly trying to actually deliver the support they are contracted for and the agency extends the incumbent contractors contract a few months at a time so they actually have support.

    2. Re:Derp derp derp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have done it back with Compaq, and Compaq with DEC. But each purchaser keeps F'ing things up and gutting the purchase.

  7. It doesn't matter what happens. by idbeholda · · Score: 1

    When it comes to HP, they're already in such bad shape that a loss in revenue might actually save the company.

  8. What do they need with a supply chain? by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

    Back when the PC business was mostly Compaq, they made systems that needed all manner of proprietary components. If they have other products which rely on that supply chain they're so deep in the doo-doo that they won't climb out. But the CEO shouldn't worry because even getting fired from that job is more lucrative than many others are.

  9. CEOs should make more! by mrquagmire · · Score: 1

    These CEOs are obviously worth hundreds of times what a "normal" employee makes. We should pay them more for their outstanding decision making skills. Also looking at you, Reed Hastings.

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    1. Re:CEOs should make more! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Peons are capable only of timid, limited, tactical failure. It takes a Visionary Leader to achieve Strategic failure on an grand scale.

    2. Re:CEOs should make more! by jd · · Score: 1

      Surely you're not suggesting HP's new CEO limit themselves to such mediocre core meltdowns when, with just a little more effort, they can achieve China Syndrome proportions?

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    3. Re:CEOs should make more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peons are capable only of timid, limited, tactical failure. It takes a Visionary Leader to achieve Strategic failure on an grand scale.

      +1 to you, if I only had mod points...

  10. I'm an HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    HP made their own version of a "I'm a Mac" ad, but you can only find it on the kind of sites that show videos of shit like a guy cutting off his own penis.

    1. Re:I'm an HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link?

  11. Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by zerofoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure everyone has their opinion, but after throwing away a bunch of $2000 HP printers in the last year, we've had enough.

    I started buying Xerox and Oki printers and so far, they have been fantastic. The Okis in particular seem to be built well enough to take a bullet, and the toner cartridges are huge compared to an equivalent HP printer, yet they are priced about the same.

    I think we are done with HP forever at this point.

    1. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Let's just mention that whoever is responsible for the atrocity that is the "HP Universal Print Driver" ought to spend an eternity with fire ants exploring their sinuses...

      Never have I seen software that is more baroque, or less reliable, at the seemingly simple task of sending PCL or postscript over a network to a printer with an embedded RIP.

    2. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Never have I seen software that is more baroque, or less reliable

      You have obviously not tried HP scanner software. Our scanner will not work on Windows (it did when new, but the UI was so confusing no one managed to do what they actually wanted to). It works on Linux OK though. Before we found that out, we switched to Cannon.

      No more HP stuff here!

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    3. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you use an HP multifunction printer, its your own darn fault if bad things happen. I thought everyone knew to avoid those things.

    4. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      too true. We gave up on HP scanners about a decade ago, although to be fair, I can't say that Cannon or Epson have great software. It just doesn't suck as bad as HPs.

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    5. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      Ha! My dad bought an HP desktop several years ago (his last off-the-shelf system, now we're building them from parts) - and his HP scanner wouldn't work with it. Something to do with the USB chipset in the motherboard prevented HP's scanner from working with an HP PC.

      Yes, a USB device with specific incompatibilities with a specific computer, by the same manufacturer.

    6. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by babywhiz · · Score: 1

      ".... after throwing away a bunch of $2000 HP printers in the last year...." Did you use offbrand toner? *ducks*

    7. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by archen · · Score: 1

      Ugh, does this bring up a sore topic where I work. We do a fair amount of printing, so I have to get a decent printer. Management (or purchasing) keeps deciding to get refilled cartridges to "save money". In the mean time these things have been notoriously poor quality and led to a lot of problems with printing, wasting time with install errors, and on top of that wrecking printers.

      We're moving to Kyocera printers here and I've shuffled in a managed print solution from a local company that charges on a per page basis. Course pretty much anything including setting the printer on fire every 3 months would come out cheaper than the way we've been doing it, but most of this all goes back to how expensive HP cartridges are.

    8. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah but how do Xerox and Oki work with Linux?

      OK, I imagine the Xerox isn't too bad considering they run Linux on the printer itself but Oki? Good luck.

      HP fully supports Linux. Their drivers may suck but at least they provide a fully functional Linux version. Fully functional as in every feature that is supported under Windows (scan, print, fax, etc). For this reason I have stuck with HP (well that and their print quality).

    9. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by Jeng · · Score: 1

      One of our HP printers got replaced by an Oki and it sucked balls. It has now been replaced again by another HP.

      Perhaps we just got a poor model, but that has been my only experience with Oki so far.

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    10. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by lastx33 · · Score: 1

      You won't regret the move to Kyocera. I think their lasers are pretty much unbeatable. Nice print quality, reasonably cheap to run and well made and to top it all - no image drum to replace. I haven't regretted moving to them at all. I used to like HPs but find them fairly expensive to run but reliable as long as you avoid the lower cost models. The Kyoceras have panned out better overall though.

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    11. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      no image drum to replace

      Just to clarify for those reading along there is still a drum and technically it's still a consumable. Just a rather long life consumable (the one in my fs3900dn is rated at 300000 pages).

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    12. Re:Oki and Xerox seem to be a better bet by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Before we found that out, we switched to Cannon.

      Balls!

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  12. access to various distribution and supply channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That `thinking' has application to the industrial base of the entire US. Any given tire shop owner could have explained it to them, but hey, better late than never.

  13. Revenue from pre-bundled demoware by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    How much of that revenue comes from the huge bundle of pre-installed of demos?

    However, their PC tower at a big box store was competitive priced compared with a generic import computer store.

    Generally I don't support HP, tho I was very impressed with the Green packaging a friends new printer came with.. no plastic wrappers, instead it all was packaged in a re-usable shopping totebag and accessory pouch.

    1. Re:Revenue from pre-bundled demoware by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Generally I don't support HP, tho I was very impressed with the Green packaging a friends new printer came with.. no plastic wrappers, instead it all was packaged in a re-usable shopping totebag and accessory pouch.

      The design of which they probably outsourced to some 'green' marketing company. Nothing wrong with it - but it's hardly why we held HP in such esteem.

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  14. From the Michel Dell school of management by Altus · · Score: 1

    shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.

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    "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

  15. Dumbasses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumbass MBAs all over again.

    No effing clue about the industry they are in.

    1. Re:Dumbasses! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be so dismissive of MBAs... If you stop falling for the illusion that their 'business' is running businesses efficiently, and start viewing them as amoral rational actors feathering their nests at the expense of anybody whose pockets they can reach, you'll see that they are extraordinarily effective a locating targets, infesting them, sucking them dry, and then moving on, somehow not dragged down by their record of failure and occasional malfeasance...

      Never make the mistake of underestimating a superb parasite because it is lousy at whatever non-noxious lifeform it is mimicking...

  16. Well lets try this.... oh. Well then lets try thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brain trust? If I was making decisions like this for a company, I would *THINK* about the effects of the change and how that affects other parts of the company. I would do this *in advance*. Its a little like playing chess, where a player is at least one move ahead of his opponent, and if that player wanted to really be part of a 'brain trust' it would be playing 3-4 moves ahead of his competitor. Tinkering and poking means people have no clue as to how to determine outcomes, nor do they have any abilities to run non-destructive scenarios to determine the outcomes if there are too many variables to keep track in their heads. Instead they poke with live data (the company) and that means they are losing jobs and burning money.

  17. It's all about the distribution channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The power of HP is the distribution channel! To have a strong channel, it needs to be moving volume. How did they get to be the leaders in laser printers? It wasn't technology. They've been essentially outsourcing Canon laser printers for over 25 years. Seriously. Look at a LaserJet I or II. The housings aren't even different from other companies also outsourcing from Canon at that time. Yet, they owned the segment from the beginning. Why? The distribution channel. Plain and simple.

  18. Email from HP about this by silverglade00 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just got an email from HP about this. HP's Personal Systems Group is the #1 PC maker on the planet, and that won't change. I can assure you our future is brighter than ever. Spirit of a Startup Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP. But don't misunderstand: We-the same great folks who make HP PCs today-will make them tomorrow. We will continue to build on our legacy creating reliable, stylish, and high-performance PCs to improve your personal and professional life.

    1. Re:Email from HP about this by silverglade00 · · Score: 2

      Crap, forgot to format it... sorry everyone.

    2. Re:Email from HP about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can assure you our future is brighter than ever. Spirit of a Startup Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP.

      Which Hollywood goofball comedy were these lines stolen from?

    3. Re:Email from HP about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can assure you our future is brighter than ever. Spirit of a Startup Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP.

      Which Hollywood goofball comedy were these lines stolen from?

      Titanic

    4. Re:Email from HP about this by Briareos · · Score: 1

      You might have to ask HP themselves about that...

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    5. Re:Email from HP about this by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Funnier without the formatting. Sounds the HP salesman show tried to sell me HP junk.

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  19. The obvious name... by Tenek · · Score: 2

    Well, somebody has to use the Quikster name, might as well be them.

  20. Xerox Printers by rwade · · Score: 1

    I'm sure everyone has their opinion, but after throwing away a bunch of $2000 HP printers in the last year, we've had enough.

    I started buying Xerox and Oki printers and so far, they have been fantastic.

    Your timing is prescient - all of our HP printers were recently replaced by Xerox machines at my workplace. They do put out some nice prints, although I wouldn't say they are better than the HP ones. I'm fairly insensitive to print-quality -- however, yesterday at a meeting with some clients that rarely see print-outs from my office, someone asked if we had just gotten new printers.

    Anyway -- I have noticed that what I would call our Xerox "workgroup-class" printers are really loud. The analogy "It sounds like it's barfing a sheet of paper at a time" was used by two different people on two different occasions.

    1. Re:Xerox Printers by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Anyway -- I have noticed that what I would call our Xerox "workgroup-class" printers are really loud. The analogy "It sounds like it's barfing a sheet of paper at a time" was used by two different people on two different occasions.
      We just got the same thing at our office and in addition to the noise is the fun of finding out where to turn off automatic form feed, since everybody is now dumping a blank page after every job

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    2. Re:Xerox Printers by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Xerox makes some good stuff, but you have to look into their models pretty closely. One model I looked at was only $175, but toner cartridges for it were $200! I opted for my HP 1200 because cartridges were only $75 at the time, and the claimed pages-per-cartridge were the same as the Xerox.

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  21. Good luck in retail! by soupforare · · Score: 1

    Especially Best Buy which is, I'm sure, a not insignificant partner. After the complete abortion that was Touchpad, retail stores are going to be hesitant about stocking up on product. HP shipped units to them, then almost immediately tanked the price and ran.

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  22. Good. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    the company's braintrust is reassessing the wisdom of dumping a division that contributes nearly 30% of revenue and holds together a valuable supply chain.

    Not to mention a significant chunk of jobs. We have enough unemployed (read: competition to get a job) as it is, thanks.

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  24. is anyone surprised? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to belabor the point that the spin off wasn't a good idea. The problem now is that they're coming off as indecisive, unsure, rudderless, out of control, pick your metaphor.

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    1. Re:is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to belabor the point that the spin off wasn't a good idea. The problem now is that they're coming off as indecisive, unsure, rudderless, out of control, pick your metaphor.

      Or they could just continue to appear suicidal.

      Hey, it's a win-win situation!

    2. Re:is anyone surprised? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Suicidal. That was the other one.

      Speaking of which, why do corporations persist in trying to spin off their (sometimes only) money making resources? For instance: Years ago I used to work for a utility. (For the purposes of this discussion, it doesn't matter which one.) They had (1) a commodity, and (2) a customer service system. They attempted to spin off their commodity, keeping only the customer service system, because of the perception that becoming "a service company" was somehow a good idea. Fortunately, cooler minds prevailed and as a result they still exist today.

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  25. Re:Win 8 by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Lastly, Win 8 finally appears to be an upgrade that may finally pry people off Win XP and truly offer integration across smartphone, tablet, laptop, desktop and gaming (xbox).

    Uh, what?

    XP laptop and desktop users are waiting out Windows 7 so they can 'upgrade' to a crappy tablet interface?

    That's some good stuff you're smoking.

  26. Weird trends by Sedated2000 · · Score: 2

    I see a lot of really strange business trends going on. It seems so many companies are announcing terribly thought out decisions, and then reversing their opinion, and an entirely different set are content to do nothing but play a game with patents, where nobody builds or designs anything anymore, they just collect up the patents and sue people who actually are building and designing things. Why does this feel like some really weird corporate-hijinks fiction novel we're living in?

  27. Brother by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

    Another satisfied Brother user. The designed-to-be-refilled toner cartridges are great.

    As for linux drivers, I find that's always the tip of the iceberg. Lack of linux drivers is an excellent indicator that windows versions get drop FAST, and crappy drivers in general. Canon, I'm looking at you.

  28. HP is lost... by sco_robinso · · Score: 2

    HP has always had extremely poor support at the consumer level, IMO. I remember about 10 years ago I wanted to buy a replacement Li-Ion battery for the OEM NiMH that came with my HP. With credit card and HP part number and SKU in hand, I called the HP store. I was transferred to literally 5 different people before I just gave up. I never did get a new battery, living with the ~40 minute degraded life of the NiMH for the next couple months.

    I've had great success with their printers, though. I still think at the mid-to-high business end, they're very solid machines. I recently worked at an office that used Ricoh's, and never again with I touch Ricoh printers. They can't even get simply LDAP right...

    1. Re:HP is lost... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had an HP scanner and it was great. But I moved across the Atlantic so it won't work anymore because the power adapter is 220V and they won't sell me a 110V adapter for less than the cost of a new scanner.

      That was one of the reasons why they lost a $1200 sale to Toshiba when I bought my laptop last year.

    2. Re:HP is lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it had an external brick, it was likely rated for 110-220V and 50-60 Hz. If so, you only needed a plug adapter. All of the electronics I have carried internationally have been this way. I admit I didn't carry anything as large as a scanner though.

      Even if they didn't sell it to you affordably, it is likely you could have found a substitute or alternative source on the web.

    3. Re:HP is lost... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      It says 220V and I'm not sure I want to risk finding out whether it's lying.

    4. Re:HP is lost... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Not much risk in plugging a something that wants 220V into 110V. Sure it won't work, but unlike plugging a something wanting 110V into a 220V source it won't release the magic smoke and trigger the circuit breaker either...

    5. Re:HP is lost... by BumbaCLot · · Score: 1

      I use LDAP on 105 Ricoh MFDs at the hospital I work at. Sure you are doing it right?

  29. Printers by jgotts · · Score: 1

    HP's best products are its laser printers. Its most profitable products are probably its inkjet cartridges. If HP spins off its PC business it's going to have a harder time selling its laser printers and inkjet cartridge cartridges (aka printers).

  30. Re:Well lets try this.... oh. Well then lets try t by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Brain trust? If I was making decisions like this for a company, I would *THINK* about the effects of the change and how that affects other parts of the company. I would do this *in advance*.

    This is why you're not a billionaire hedge-fund manager.

  31. Engineering bullshit. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Thats what happens when engineers take over running of corporation. Everything is geared towards teaching of maximizing profit minimizing costs in those programs in ultimate end, and even if some programs incorporate business concepts like systems management and so on, the engineers types eventually lack on strategic planning and vision.

    The PC business is a tough business to be in. You have a lot of competition. Dell, Lenovo, Apple. The home consumer market is more willing to hold on to their PC for 2 more years and get themselves an iPad or a smart phone. So what is this strategic plan of keeping desktops to the future? There isn't really much. You might as drop it to a smaller firm who will nurture it more, and try to really fit in the niche market segment.

    As I am using a Lenovo Think Pad right now, I have to say IBM is happy, Lenovo is happy, and the people who made the transitions from IBM to Lenovo are happy. The problem is sometimes companies get too diverse, and need to sell off units that they are distracting from their core business or perhaps may be hindering it mind share.

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    1. Re:Engineering bullshit. by Super_Z · · Score: 1

      The problem is sometimes companies get too diverse, and need to sell off units that they are distracting from their core business or perhaps may be hindering it mind share.

      As an aside, Lenovo has moved into tablets, servers and financial services. Lenovo bladeservers, diskarrays and consultants are probably right around the corner.

    2. Re:Engineering bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, I see, You are an MBA who knows nothing about products and without a single intelligent thought.

  32. The power of the HP distribution channel (+ pics) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone else has always made the printers from the beginning. Typically Canon. The LaserJet I and II even had the same housings as competitors, because they were all using the stock Canon housings.

    LaserJet I: http://www.printerworks.com/Catalogs/SX-Catalog/SX-Images/HP_LaserJet-II.jpg
    QMS SmartWriter: http://www.printerworks.com/Catalogs/CX-Catalog/CX-Images/QMS_SmartWriter.gif

    LaserJet II: http://www.printerworks.com/Catalogs/SX-Catalog/SX-Images/HP_LaserJet-II.jpg ...and the Canon version: http://www.printerworks.com/Catalogs/SX-Catalog/SX-LBP_8II-8IIT-8IIR.html

    Here's a list of first generation Canon products. Lots of small players:
    http://www.fixyourownprinter.com/reference/pcr/engine/1311

    HP's power is the channel. To my knowledge, HP has never manufactured, nor designed, the engine of a single LaserJet ever. That's almost always Canon, and has been since the beginning.

  33. +1000. Universal Print Driver should be killed.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    ...with fire. And put through a wood chipper. Makes using networked HP printers, which we've used for decades, pure hell.

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  34. I like my hp by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

    After getting tired of screwing around building PCs from parts I decided to get one of the hp ready to ship models. I'm quite satisfied. It was easy to set up, runs every game I want to play and is stable. I also had one of their TouchSmart all-in-one models (where the computer is built into a touch screen). It was quite nice but someone stole it. The point is, hp does have some good products coming out of the PC division. It would be stupid to let it go just because margins are small.

    1. Re:I like my hp by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It would be stupid to let it go just because margins are small.

      That's exactly what Freescale did when I worked there, except that they didn't spin off our division, they shut it down entirely, even though they had customers lined up (and some locked in with the current chip). Why? Because they couldn't get giant margins on this high-volume networking chip. They wanted 40% margins no matter what, even though the chip would be selling in the tens of millions, because they had a corporate decree that they must make 40% margin on ASICs. So one day, I came to work and we were all taken to a room and given our papers.

  35. We use HP machines by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    We buy oodles of them. A shipment of ten every week or so. We clone them and crank them and prep them and deploy them in a neverending cycle to keep our clients (many of whom are also growing) up to date with decent machines. Their business class desktops are reliable little workhorses, and my office was nervously considering the prospects of what we would have to do if the supply of HP boxes disappeared. I volunteered to hand build machines from kits, but I don't think my boss took me seriously.

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  36. BGDAAAA!! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    Don't even joke about that!!

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    1. Re:BGDAAAA!! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It doesn't matter. Judging by the trends in HP CEOs, Darl will only last 2 months. He will be replaced by Kim Jong Il, who will last a mere 3 weeks (and leave with a $100m golden parachute). The next CEO will be fired before she arrives in the building, and the one after her will be given her golden parachute before being offered the job. After that, things are going to get really bad...

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  37. Shortsighted as usual by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    When I heard they were "considering" spinning off their PC division my first thought was...Guess who's sales of PC electronics just took a nose dive? Sure their margins are razor thin but they had sales. Who wants to buy a product that may not be supported in 6 mo. because the company that made it no longer supports it. Granted hp does that now but the consumer has the illusion of a supporting company. I've watched hp squander opportunity after opportunity. Perhaps it's the Digital Equipment Corporation curse. DEC floundered and it's carcass was purchased by Compaq in 1998. It gave Compaq indigestion and they were swallowed by hp in 2002. Now hp is circling the drain.

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    1. Re:Shortsighted as usual by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's the Digital Equipment Corporation curse. DEC floundered and it's carcass was purchased by Compaq in 1998. It gave Compaq indigestion and they were swallowed by hp in 2002. Now hp is circling the drain.

      Maybe they'll get bought by Oracle?

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  38. HP has an identity problem by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They started as a gadget company - lab devices. They got into printers. then computers. Then software services after buying DEC and EDS. I presume they were emulating IBM which moved mostly our of hardware into integrated services.

    1. Re:HP has an identity problem by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      They got into printers. then computers.

      Timeline check: I started working on my first HP computer in 1975. I didn't see a LaserJet until 1984.

      Now, if you had said lab devices, then calculators, then mini-computers, then personal computers, then printers, then network management software, then consulting, you might have had a point.

  39. Postscript by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I refuse to buy a printer that doesn't support postscript. Who needs vendor-specific drivers when there have been standardized page-layout languages for decades?

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    1. Re:Postscript by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      My old Brother laser supported PostScript, but printing PCL was a lot faster because rasterising a complex PostScript document (e.g. the output from LaTeX) on a 50MHz MIPS processor in the printer took a long time. I've recently bought a cheap Dell all-in-one colour LED printer. It can print from and scan to PDFs, and doesn't even need a computer: you can print PDFs directly from a USB device. It also talks SMB and FTP, so I can scan to an SMB or FTP server.

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    2. Re:Postscript by msobkow · · Score: 2

      PCL works as well as postscript.

      The point is to avoid printers that require binary drivers or which try to leech off the system CPU to do the rasterization. Printers that do their own rasterization are not that much more expensive.

      Personally I have an HP LaserJet 1200. It's served me well for many years, though it's cartridges are getting pretty pricy nowadays. Even with the price increases, though, it's still a lot cheaper to run than any inkjet I've ever seen.

      When shopping for a printer, check the pricing and page counts on the cartridges. There are some real ripoffs out there. For example, one of the Xerox printers I looked at had cartridges that cost more than the printer itself!

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    3. Re:Postscript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I care if it uses the CPU as long as it gives it back when it's done? I never use these 8 cores anyway. Sounds like the same anti-softmodem argument from the days of the dinosaurs.

    4. Re:Postscript by msobkow · · Score: 2

      Then when your cheap crap won't work under Linux, a new version of Windows, or OS/X, don't come whining to slashdot that there are no drivers available.

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    5. Re:Postscript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pray to tell which model, and does it work with teh linux?

      My HP1110 is fu fu functionally inoperative.

  40. Mod up by padraic2 · · Score: 1

    Yep. As far as I'm concerned the best part of HP was spun off long ago.

  41. Access to retail the problem? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    WTF? Seriously? Is there some kind of legitimate fear that stores that can't sell HPs crappy PC's will stop selling their crappy printers? The other major printer companies don't sell PC's, and they seem to be doing just fine.

  42. Buying a HP computer not HP stock by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Yes, because HP has shown themselves to be masters of the art of running a business....

    I thought we were discussing buying a HP computer not HP stock? If they build a decent PC its an option, who cares about the boardroom/c-suite antics. Many computers are purchased from local white box PC clone shops. How likely are they to be around next year, yet they seem to remain an option.

    That said, it is terribly sad to be thinking of HP in this way.

    1. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      The AC above made fun of Slashdotters' business savvy, in a discussion about HP, who have shown they can't run a business to save their lives. It doesn't matter about how decent their PCs are if their boardroom antics threaten to cripple that; they're even planning to divest that division.

      As for local white box PC clone shops, apparently they're about as likely to be around next year as HP (and especially its PC division) is, probably more likely even.

      That said, it is terribly sad to be thinking of HP in this way.

      The HP you're thinking of is still around, it's called "Agilent" now.

    2. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by perpenso · · Score: 2

      The AC above made fun of Slashdotters' business savvy, in a discussion about HP, who have shown they can't run a business to save their lives. It doesn't matter about how decent their PCs are if their boardroom antics threaten to cripple that

      This discussion began with "I won't purchase an HP device", I think it is reasonable to return to that point. Regardless of the antics of the executives and board members *if* the folks in operations build a decent PC it remains a decent PC.

    3. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not if it's going to have support dropped in a month. I'm sure your local shop has better prospects than that, and even if not, it's better to spend the money locally than on an apparently inept multinational corp that has already said it's going to divest that business. What moron would buy from them, when they can either gamble their money with a local shop, or buy from one of the other large competitors like Dell, Lenovo, etc. (the thread starter didn't specify laptops or desktops, so local shops might not be an option for laptops and Lenovo isn't an option for desktops).

    4. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by perpenso · · Score: 2

      Over the decades I have not needed support from a PC vendor other than the occasional driver on a website. YMMV of course. I am writing as an individual not someone managing an IT department.

      Even if divested the new owner will most likely honor warranties, offer drivers, etc. As I think Lenovo does for old IBM ThinkPads.

      Regarding ineptitude, my point is that I really only care if the folks in engineering and operations are inept.

    5. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Even if divested the new owner will most likely honor warranties, offer drivers, etc. As I think Lenovo does for old IBM ThinkPads.

      There's no guarantee of that, and in fact there's been plenty of cases where companies have shut down operations of a department and left their customers in a lurch. I saw this when I worked for Freescale and they shut down our division, screwing over all the customers who had designed their parts in and had millions of them installed around the world.

      Regarding ineptitude, my point is that I really only care if the folks in engineering and operations are inept.

      Totally irrelevant. It doesn't matter how great the engineers are when the upper management of the corporation lays them all off by surprise, as happened to me at Freescale, and happens all the time in tech companies.

    6. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Over the decades I have not needed support from a PC vendor other than the occasional driver on a website

      This is true, and relates to the question of dependability and reliability. I don't own any HP computers, but do have a HP 7410 network all-in-one device. It works excellently over the network, but I require that the HPLIP software which supports it be maintained and perhaps updated occasionally. Luckily, this is a set of Linux drivers and utilities which present much the same functionality as their bloated Windows siblings, but are much more compact and don't call home. I'd like the vendor to continue supporting them rather than rely on a cost-minimizing third party to do so. My confidence that HP will continue to support their own devices has been seriously undermined by their bizarre decision to spin off the PC business. Similar "logic" could lead to the printer division being spun off and crippled. A capricious vendor is an unreliable vendor, and I won't buy from that vendor in the future.

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    7. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Why would Lenovo not be an option for Desktops? Just pick up a Thinkcenter or Thinkstation . . .

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    8. Re:Buying a HP computer not HP stock by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, didn't realize they were still making them.

  43. Dumba$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha.

    I am really amazed how management do not look for direct and indirect synergies between products and products.

    - Apple has mastered this.
    - HP is obviously oblivious to this.
    - Google understands this but thinks their simple google search page must be a consistent theme across their entire landscape.
    - Microsoft is trying to find what sticks and is very quick to kill its products. (To Zune or not to Zune, etc).

    We live in an age where one manufacturer can now dominate the entire global market. When you realise this, you understand why Apple and Samsung are now at each others throats locked in an eternal live/or/die grip. I believe the religious Google v.s. Microsoft war will die down a little as Apple has taken centre stage.

    So... My point. This was an arbitrary move by HP especially since they are the only large player who is in a position to find synergy between their desktop and enterprise environments to find an advantage over its competitors in the enterprise space (IBM, etc). Google will do this with its Chromebook.

  44. I love my HP printers, HP laptops not so much. by BLToday · · Score: 1

    I had the HP6L and that thing was a workhorse for almost 10 years. My newer HP laser printers are very solid but some don't have Mac drivers.

    HP laptops on the other hand only last a little bit longer than the warranty period. They tend to overheat and fail almost as much as Acers from my experience.

  45. EliteBook 8740w still looks cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP EliteBook 8740w is still my favoured desktop replacement PC, at least since Sony discontinued their AR and AW ranges. Are there any other non-widescreen portable workstations out there? And is EliteBook as good as it looks?

  46. HP's Board of Directors are Freakin NUTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else can be said. Walk away from a division that provides 30% of your income and which brings the higher end business to your door? Greedy losers must expect 100% profit margins.

  47. Not a serious problem. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, yeah 30% revenue, supply chain and channels of communication... Well it is not a serious problem. Easily solved by firing the CEO, pay for his/her golden parachute and then hiring another hot-shot CEO with a bigger parachute.

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  48. PERHAPS, HP will bring back manufacturinging by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, HP would be better off bringing back manufacturing to the states and getting control of their pipelines. By doing what IBM, and Dell did, they will see that they lose the ability to compete with Chinese companies that simply steal the tech and idea. However, if HP brings it back, they gain control. To br

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    1. Re:PERHAPS, HP will bring back manufacturinging by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      By doing what IBM, and Dell did, they will see that they lose the ability to compete with Chinese companies that simply steal the tech and idea.

      Or they could do what the people who *didn't* do what IBM and Dell did.

      Oh, yeah, that's right. They're all out of business.

  49. Re:Win 8 by afabbro · · Score: 1

    Uh, what?

    XP laptop and desktop users are waiting out Windows 7 so they can 'upgrade' to a crappy tablet interface?

    That's some good stuff you're smoking.

    Exactly. If people didn't move to Win 7, they're not moving. The only thing that will get people off Win XP is driver support.

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  50. Re:+1000. Universal Print Driver should be killed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, I find that using the single Universal print driver simplifies the use of hundreds of printers on thousands of desktops.

  51. Re:Win 8 by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

    driver support.

    Read: Forced upgrades due to lack of driver support.

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  52. good for them by eyenot · · Score: 1

    not only will they make it through, they'll be less top-heavy and more bouyant in the end.

    i mean, why should they rethink it? they're going to revolutionize computing in two years. shouldn't the focus be on getting existing warehouse and/or factory space down to bare minimal and ready to process memristor based components? they can get ahead of the game by cleaning out and retooling right now.

    i wish i had the money to invest. surely remarks such as they're making will drive down the value of their stock, and they'll have another opportunity to only have shareholders on who are genuinely interested in the product and who know what they're got their hands on. this will make them smarter long-term investors who are more likely to hold onto their stock during mild troubles.

    it's a great strategy, if that's what they're doing. it should be a model for the future: being honestly concerned about one's own business decisions, in front of everyone. the whole "don't lose your cool" presence has........ strained...... things.

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  53. HP LJ rule of thumb by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    If it does not support the PostScript Universal Printer Driver, they cut corners on the printer and you are gonna get bit.

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  54. What's with CEOs and backpedaling lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    These guys are making decisions that seem ridiculous on their face, and flip flop them weeks later.

    Is this a consequence of the decline of American education finally reaching the CEO-aged generation? Or are these people just idiots that will believe anything Excel or PowerPoint tells them?

  55. excuse me by unity100 · · Score: 1

    but systems management is an engineering discipline and field. please dont try to bullshit your way with stuff you dont know. it was only in mid 90s that the mba programs started to include systems management.

  56. I stand behind my previous statement by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    In the previous HP article

    Is it just me or does HP look like a fish laying on the dirt, flailing around gulping for non-existant water?

  57. Poor use of adjective by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

    HP must be confusing the meaning of the word "wisdom"

  58. They've burnt their retail supply chain by Salvo · · Score: 1

    A few months ago, Harvey Norman (a large Australian Retail Chain - think Best Buy down under) had an exclusive on the HP TouchPads.

    They were going for a big Push on the weekend, with discounts of over $100 off List price. They had billboards at Bus Stops and had reserved prime advertising space in the big Daily Newspapers for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

    On the Thursday before, Leo killed the Touchpad.

    The Harvey Norman group decided to retaliate by selling their entire stock of HP Products at Cost. They replaced their Newspaper Ads with iPad Ads including the slogan "The only Tablet you would want to buy". They also surplussed other electronic goods at or below cost price. (I picked up a Sony Blu-Ray player for less that AU$100.00).

  59. Innovation lacking by caywen · · Score: 1

    Innovation extends beyond slapping different plastic on the same old products. At least they are honest enough to admit they are not capable of actual innovation.

  60. Re:Buying a HP computer has many of same concerns by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    People who pay the extra money for a name brand PC with warranty and support wish for the company to be around, and to be able to provide future product care. If HP's executives no longer know how to run a business, that raises serious concerns for PC buyers (and enterprise ones too)

  61. Page counters by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    There are toner page counters in the high-end stuff. It's how the consumables monitoring/reporting works, and that's good to have. It's just the printer firmware doesn't refuse to work once the page count exceeds the rated life.

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  62. Differences between brands by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in China there's a factory that makes the internals for ALL cheap printers and depending on incoming orders puts them in a slightly different case and slaps a different sticker on the box.

    While there are some shared laser print engines, I've also seen quite a bit of differentiation.

    For example, Espon's inkjets don't appear to share much of anything with HP. The carriage is a very different design, the paper feed mechanism is a different layout, the control software has nothing in common, and the drivers are night-and-day different. HP's drivers are hundreds of megabytes and buggier than Maine in June; Epson's are 3-5 MB and are well-behaved.

    Or compare HP's laser printers with Lexmark. Lexmark uses a two-piece design for consumables (separate toner and photodrum), while HP uses a single cartridge for both. Again, HP's driver is bloated and unstable; Lexmark's is compact and unobtrusive.

    Now, they might well all be assembled in the same factory in Malaysia, but if so, it's out of different parts.

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  63. A CEO enriching himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strikes me as simple as that.

    AT&T is running continuous ads on local radio supporting its merger with T-Mobile. They say that 96K jobs will be created. I don't buy the number, but it leaves out how many jobs will be lost by the merger.

    Ask who is enriched by the merger. Who is enriched by the lost jobs and reduced competition.

  64. A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem here isn't HP's rudderless vision, or the mediocrity that has set in, or any other factor other than...

    The Board of Directors.

    Fire the fuckers. Seriously. A fish stinks from the head, and the Board is about as close as you're gonna get to Carp-head. They're the ones that have authorized every bone-headed maneuver in this little trail of broken tears. First iCarly, then Mr. "I Fuck Secretaries", and finally the Tuetonic Uber-munchkin from Hell(tm). Are you kidding me? What the fuck are you guys smoking on the weekends? And you do know that it's laced with rat poison, right?

    You really want to turn HP around? After getting rid of the board, appoint an intern board. Then sell a 30% stake of the company to the employees. Why? Because suddenly their ass is on the line. You want to keep that bland, faceless, cushy job? Better get cracking and make it profitable, because if you can't get a profit, then hey, that's YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU JUST BLEW YOU DIPSHIT. With regard to their PC division, the real problem here is that there are about umpteen-zillion different fucking models of the same box. Narrow it down a bit - by a bit, I mean, less than 10 models for business, and less than 10 models for consumer use. Not having to stockpile a shitload of plastic injection molds will go a LONG ways towards doing what really needs to be done, and that's standardizing on set parts. A limited part list means you can negotiate more in bulk, drive costs down further, and have repair/spare parts from the same stockpile. Get the laptop designers to follow suit - why the fuck do we need 20+ different flavors of laptop? 5 consumer and 5 business models would be MORE than enough. Get rid of the General Motors "we make a zillion models out of the same pieces of shit" mentality and you suddenly have room to start looking at what you're doing, which means each model is carefully designed because you can suddenly throw more resources into that process. While we are at it, get those industrial designers to work. Stop throwing unneeded shit into the products because some focus group says they might use it 3% of the time. Focus on quality, aesthetics, durability, oh hell yeah I said durability, because the defect rate for computers at the retail level is insanely high compared to any other kind of manufacturing, and each return is a miniature version of "you suck turds at building things, and this is proof of that failure". Tell the bean-counters that they still have the power to determine divisional budgets...but then tell them they don't have the power to decide how it will be designed, engineered, or built, because they clearly don't know how to do any of those. Let your designers, engineers, and manufacturing people do what they know best. Stop making accountants into what they are not. Get on the horn and tell the WebOS people they need to produce a device that is FCC-ready in 5 months, or kiss it goodbye. Tell the newly-aquired software division that they work for us, not the other way around, so better get puckered up for ass-kissing pronto.

    Better yet, just hire me. For fuck's sake, I could whip the fuckers into line in 90 days. Don't believe me? Just give me those 90 and I'll turn HP into the 800lb gorilla it was meant to be, instead of some skinny Bonobo fucker flinging monkey crap. Hell, pay me just $1 a year, and I only get $100,000 in stock options every quarter (but only if the quarter was profitable), but do pay my living expenses. No, by living expenses I don't mean I am arriving to work in a fucked up expensive sports car. Yes, I will drive the same used 8-year-old-car every day. I will need food and a place to live, utilities, and unfortunately an internet connection of some kind because I'm gonna be working my ass off from home and work both. So that's what, about $80,000/year for everything (including standard health benefits, etc.)? Big savings over the multi-million dollar idiots that keep getting hired. That, and when I meet other executives, I can

  65. Since HP OEMs its PCs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since HP OEMs its PCs, what difference does it make?

  66. we don't need to get EDS back at Oracle!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we finally got rid of them when Oracle sh|tcanned them after the Sun purchase. It's bad enough that we have to deal with them as customers!

     

  67. WebOS 4.0 - Will New HP CEO Whitman Reinvent WebOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to see a new phone coming to HP period. Here is my wish list to Meg Whitman:

    http://www.palmunlocker.com/blogs/news/4137212-webos-4-0-will-new-hp-ceo-whitman-reinvent-webos