Lost Hour-Long Jobs Interview Found

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Lost Hour-Long Jobs Interview Found

Posted by timothy on Saturday October 22, 2011 @06:10AM from the all-the-steve-you-can-handle dept.

adharma writes "According to Robert Cringely, in 1995 he was granted an hour long interview with Steve Jobs at NeXT headquarters for Triumph of the Nerds and promptly lost. Two weeks ago, a 'PAL-VHS, dubbed on professional equipment from a D1 master' copy of the interview was found and is in the process of being restored." Cringely writes there: "What we’ll do with the 64-minute video depends on how good it looks this week. Maybe we’ll put it up on the Net, maybe we’ll do something more. I’m open to your ideas."

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AAGGGGHHHH! by MightyMartian · 2011-10-22 06:15 · Score: 5, Funny

Burn it, bury it, put a stake through it's heart. The tape is probably like that girl from The Ring, and if you watch it, the undead ghost of Steve Jobs will come and jam your Android device into your brain.

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1. Re:AAGGGGHHHH! by msauve · 2011-10-22 06:44 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  "Burn it, bury it, put a stake through it's heart."
  
  I was thinking you were talking about that imposter, Mark Stevens, who stole the Cringley name from Infoworld. I was going to mod you up, then figured out you were talking about the tape.
  
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2. Re:AAGGGGHHHH! by MightyMartian · 2011-10-22 10:38 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  The world is a better place because of Winston Churchill, Florence Nightingale and Aristotle. Steve Jobs was a very successful marketing guy. He didn't save the world or create new ways to explain it, he ran a company who makes electronic doo-dads who, by and large, are totally reliant on technologies made by other people.
  
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3. Re:AAGGGGHHHH! by KingAlanI · 2011-10-22 13:00 · Score: 1
  
  true, major historical figures such as those three had _much more of_ a positive impact than Jobs, and our celebrity culture would do well to remember that. However, that's not to say that Jobs was negative.
  
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4. Re:AAGGGGHHHH! by justforgetme · 2011-10-22 21:17 · Score: 1
  
  Dear KingAlan,
  Aristotle was a showman, a publicity whore, a diva and a thief of my ideas!
  regards,
  Euclid
  
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5. Re:AAGGGGHHHH! by KingAlanI · 2011-10-24 09:59 · Score: 1
  
  Hadn't heard of that - was aware he had learned from Plato who in turn had learned from Socrates
  Note that I said "such as those three", if we tried to make a comprehensive list we'd be here all day. One could certainly add Euclid to such a list.
  
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Re:Put it up by or-switch · 2011-10-22 06:15 · Score: 0

It would be great to put that on Youtbue. However, one should make sure there were release agreements signed by Steve or his proxy, and if not, get permission from the family first.
everything old is new again by prgrmr · 2011-10-22 06:16 · Score: 1

step 1: do interview with semi-famous person & conveniently lose it until he becomes famous & dies step 2: ???? step 3: profit!
1. Re:everything old is new again by lm2s · 2011-10-22 06:29 · Score: 0
  
  This begs the question, how many more tapes with semi-famous persons does he have?
2. Re:everything old is new again by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:48 · Score: 2, Informative
  
  That is not "begging the question".
3. Re:everything old is new again by cduffy · 2011-10-22 06:51 · Score: 1, Troll
  
  To "beg" a question is to "beggar" a question -- that is, make it worthless by implying an answer.
  Perhaps you mean it "raises" the question?
4. Re:everything old is new again by JustOK · 2011-10-22 07:02 · Score: 1
  
  Many modern English speakers use "begging the question" to mean the same as "raises the question". Perhaps you're not modern enough? Which lawn is yours?
  
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5. Re:everything old is new again by dAzED1 · 2011-10-22 07:03 · Score: 1
  
  The question is tongue-in-cheek, and is "worthless" due to an implied answer.
6. Re:everything old is new again by cduffy · 2011-10-22 07:10 · Score: 2
  
  Many modern English speakers use "begging the question" to mean the same as "raises the question".
  However, as English has no phrase fully equivalent to "begging the question" (in its canonical form -- requiring a premise with no foundation stronger than conclusion it is used to draw), while we already have "raising the question" for the other usage, the language would be the poorer if we stood aside and let this pass into acceptance.
7. Re:everything old is new again by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:12 · Score: 0
  
  To "beg" a question is to "beggar" a question -- that is, make it worthless by implying an answer.
  Perhaps you mean it "raises" the question?
  Thank you! Perhaps I am past my prime but I *hate* it when this idiom is misused.
8. Re:everything old is new again by hedwards · 2011-10-22 07:35 · Score: 1
  
  No, what it means is that the previous fact or statement really begs a further question.
  It is not to be confused with begging the question the logical fallacy.
9. Re:everything old is new again by Sun · 2011-10-22 08:07 · Score: 1
  
  I think the source of the expression is with subject and object reversed. It is the question that begs to be asked. This is not exactly the same as "raises the question", as it is much stronger.
  Shachar
  Who is not a native English speaker
10. Re:everything old is new again by Tim+the+Gecko · 2011-10-22 08:16 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  Many modern English speakers use "begging the question" to demonstrate their over-reliance on clichés
  FTFY
11. Re:everything old is new again by cduffy · 2011-10-22 08:21 · Score: 2
  I think the source of the expression is with subject and object reversed. It is the question that begs to be asked. This is not exactly the same as "raises the question", as it is much stronger.
  This is not consistent with historical meaning. Please see either or both of the following links, which go into substantial detail:
  
  http://www.fallacyfiles.org/begquest.html
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begs_the_question
12. Re:everything old is new again by SomePgmr · 2011-10-22 08:48 · Score: 1
  
  the language would be the poorer if we stood aside and let this pass into acceptance.
  I'd agree with you, except that it has already passed into acceptance.
13. Re:everything old is new again by Sun · 2011-10-22 08:55 · Score: 1
  
  I think we can safely assume this is not what the original poster meant.
  Like it or not, there IS an idiom in the English language which attributes "raises the question"'s meaning to "begging the question". The interesting question is where that came from, which is not addressed at least by the wikipedia article (it is addressed, but not explored).
  Shachar
14. Re:everything old is new again by spire3661 · 2011-10-22 09:15 · Score: 1
  
  Fuckin nerds...... sometimes a warp core is just a warp core.
  
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15. Re:everything old is new again by sunderland56 · 2011-10-22 11:05 · Score: 1
  
  Many modern English speakers use "begging the question" to mean the same as "raises the question".
  Many American speakers use "begging the question" to mean the same as "raises the question". The American and English languages are diverging at an alarming rate.
16. Re:everything old is new again by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:27 · Score: 0
  
  It is not to be confused with begging the question the logical fallacy.
  It already has been confused, which is why people are saying it's now accepted usage.
  English is full of these mistakes ensconced as idioms, all thanks to people who hear a phrase they don't understand and use it without thinking.
17. Re:everything old is new again by shoor · 2011-10-22 11:39 · Score: 1
  
  I confess that we Americans can be pretty illogical with our language. (We say somebody's "in jail" or "in school" but "in the hospital", that last one sounds really weird to you other English speakers doesn't it?) However, this American never uses the expression "begs the question." It's just too darn unclear. And I've very seldom heard it used by anyone else, certainly not in a day to day conversation. I'll say "raises the question" or I'll say "I don't agree with your implied assumptions", or maybe, if I've been watching too much Perry Mason, I'll say "You're assuming facts not in evidence." (Actually, I think they may have used the expression "begs the question" once or twice on Perry Mason, but I don't know if they used it correctly.)
  
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18. Re:everything old is new again by JustOK · 2011-10-22 12:32 · Score: 0
  
  (Actually, I think they may have used the expression "begs the question" once or twice on Perry Mason, but I don't know if they used it correctly.)
  OBJECTION! That's hearsay. Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.
  
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19. Re:everything old is new again by msauve · 2011-10-22 13:47 · Score: 1
  
  dude much yung english spkrs dont spk english lolz
  
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20. Re:everything old is new again by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 16:00 · Score: 0
  
  step 1: do interview with semi-famous person & conveniently lose it until he becomes famous & dies step 2: ???? step 3: profit!
  semi-famous in 1995? I think Steve Jobs became famous probably by 1977 in many circles. Then he became very famous in 1984.
21. Re:everything old is new again by doccus · 2011-10-23 07:44 · Score: 1
  
  Wouldn't the best original statement have been 'it begs the question , did he only find the tape because Steve died?'
Sell it for monies! by jelwell · 2011-10-22 06:16 · Score: 1, Funny

Sell it for monies!
1. Re:Sell it for monies! by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:42 · Score: 0
  
  Internet monies!
2. Re:Sell it for monies! by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:45 · Score: 1
  
  But bitcoins value just plummeted!
3. Re:Sell it for monies! by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:17 · Score: 0
  
  Doesn't matter. Sell it for bitcoins so I can cash out.
Post it dude... by GPLHost-Thomas · 2011-10-22 06:18 · Score: 2

Instead of making an announcement about something you're preparing, just restore this f*** videotape and post it on youtube...
Re:Put it up by RoFLKOPTr · 2011-10-22 06:20 · Score: 2

However, one should make sure there were release agreements signed by Steve or his proxy, and if not, get permission from the family first.
Umm... why? If you can get away with publishing photos of celebrities nipples without being sued, you can surely post on YouTube an interview which Steve Jobs agreed to have taped with no repercussions.
Figures by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:23 · Score: 3, Insightful

Instead of just releasing it, you tease it...announce that you are 'open' to ideas...you're just going to profit off of someone's death like everyone else in the world has. The fact that it was Steve Jobs and it's almost 20 years old doesn't mean you have to actually make money on it...
You didn't use it then, so release it to public domain...Cringley is a profiteering whore.
1. Re:Figures by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:42 · Score: 0
  
  Like Jobs profited off of stealing ideas and lying to people?
2. Re:Figures by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-23 04:44 · Score: 0
  
  I am not defending anything Steve Jobs did...but this is bullshit. He is looking for profit off of someone's death, not from an interview 20 years ago.
"and promptly lost" by 6Yankee · 2011-10-22 06:24 · Score: 4, Funny

Lost what? The video, his mind, his virginity to Steve, what?
Editors: Edit, damn it!
1. Re:"and promptly lost" by Surak_Prime · 2011-10-22 06:29 · Score: 1
  
  The Game. He lost The Game. And now, so have I, damn it!
  
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2. Re:"and promptly lost" by Jello+B. · 2011-10-22 13:31 · Score: 1
  
  you don't have to follow the rules if you're not playing.
3. Re:"and promptly lost" by Rakshasa-sensei · 2011-10-22 19:12 · Score: 1
  
  Never try to learn Japanese or any other context-sensitive languages, you'd be completely lost.
4. Re:"and promptly lost" by slackbheep · 2011-10-23 04:52 · Score: 1
  
  Actually, if he's anything like me it could simply change how he communicates in English. It took some time to let the two sets of rules coexist in my brain, but even now I speak in a manner which is notably different from before. I suppose learning any other language makes you more aware of or changes the way you use your own native tongue.
Something more? by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:26 · Score: 0

You mean profit? Dress it up with ponies?
Just put it on youtube and be done with it.
you can see parts of it by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:29 · Score: 3, Informative

You can see parts of the interview in Triumph of the Nerds which is available online.
Jobs is much more open and emotional than in more recent interviews. For instance, he talks about Microsoft having no taste and John Sculley destroying everything he'd worked for. This was before Jobs came back to Apple and got his chance to right his earlier failures so you can bet these wounds are still raw.
1. Re:you can see parts of it by flyingsquid · 2011-10-22 08:21 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  There was recently a segment on NPR's Fresh Air where they were playing an interview about Apple, and I remember thinking "who's this geek they're interviewing about Apple?" and then I realized it was Jobs himself, back in his NeXT days. He sounded a lot different from the Jobs I've gotten to know from the keynote addresses. That guy, the one with the black turtleneck, is a confident, slick, polished presenter, a technological oracle. The person they were interviewing on NPR was a lot more human. It makes me think that to some degree the "Steve Jobs" who presented Apple products to the world was a bit of a construct, just some guy that Jobs played, sort of like Steven Colbert's "Steven Colbert" character.
2. Re:you can see parts of it by 93+Escort+Wagon · 2011-10-22 08:59 · Score: 1
  
  Wait until 2015, when Apple rolls out Jobs-bot 2.0 to present the WWDC keynote.
  But maybe I've said too much already...
  
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Re:Put it up by headhot · 2011-10-22 06:33 · Score: 2, Insightful

If he was filmed for a documentary, he already signed a release.
Monetize EVERYTHING by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:35 · Score: 0

Maybe we’ll put it up on the Net, maybe we’ll do something more. I’m open to your ideas.
I'm sure that if you don't, someone else will put it up on the Net, so it might be better to do that right away.
So, is there anything NEW in there? by CAOgdin · 2011-10-22 06:38 · Score: 1, Interesting

An interview that just plows the same old ground is worthless; if it yields new insights that others can glean, it could be priceless.
I'm betting it's the former.
1. Re:So, is there anything NEW in there? by broken_chaos · 2011-10-22 07:04 · Score: 0
  
  But... Money! Cashing in on someone's death, it's how it's done, right?
2. Re:So, is there anything NEW in there? by ThurstonMoore · 2011-10-22 09:34 · Score: 1
  
  Works for Toby Keith.
3. Re:So, is there anything NEW in there? by thetoadwarrior · 2011-10-22 11:02 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  It was probably "lost" because it wasn't exciting and now it's been "found" because he's dead. The fact they haven't decided what to do with it means they want to make money from it.
4. Re:So, is there anything NEW in there? by Keen+Anthony · 2011-10-22 13:28 · Score: 1
  
  I'd like to see it anyway. I still have the Cringely documentary and it's sequel on tape. I enjoy watching it every now and then even though it's pure historical and I still remember those events.
Ask money for it by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 06:48 · Score: 0

Post it on youtube (from the company that brought us android) so people can watch it for free? Are you nuts?
You can get money for it. Enough mac fanboys out there who want to pay for a video of Steve.
Re:64 Minutes by 93+Escort+Wagon · 2011-10-22 06:52 · Score: 1

wasted that we'll never get back.
And how much time do you spend on Slashdot every day again?

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Idea.. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:01 · Score: 5, Funny

Autotune it and put some phat beats under it.
1. Re:Idea.. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:56 · Score: 0
  
  also put a lightsaber in steves hands
2. Re:Idea.. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 14:46 · Score: 0
  
  May I suggest dubstep as the chosen genre.
3. Re:Idea.. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 18:53 · Score: 0
  
  "...I say we give it to DAY JOB ORCHESTRA!"
Who cares? by Hentes · 2011-10-22 07:08 · Score: 1

About a meaningless interview that isn't even published?
Got the Beat by Sponge+Bath · 2011-10-22 07:10 · Score: 0

Run it through an auto-tuner and overlay a heavy dance beat.
1. Re:Got the Beat by Sponge+Bath · 2011-10-22 07:11 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  Damn, redundant. Take me down mods!
2. Re:Got the Beat by backslashdot · 2011-10-22 07:59 · Score: 1
  
  Did you come up with the idea independently? If so, you still have a chance to patent it under the new crummy patent law.
3. Re:Got the Beat by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:07 · Score: 1
  
  Actually, since the story is about Steve Jobs, the right thing to do would be to sue you for "copying" the other poster.
4. Re:Got the Beat by Sponge+Bath · 2011-10-22 09:11 · Score: 1
  
  Will I make lots of money? Because my young boy Jimmy Joe needs an operation... and to pay of his gambling debts.
5. Re:Got the Beat by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 10:47 · Score: 0
  
  DyaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaam
  Dyaa-yaa-yaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaam
  r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-redundant.
  Take me! Take me!
  Take me dyaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaam
6. Re:Got the Beat by backslashdot · 2011-10-22 12:52 · Score: 2
  
  Yeah .. I think so, if you do it properly. Many talentless people are making money off autotune, so I reckon you can too.
7. Re:Got the Beat by KingAlanI · 2011-10-22 13:06 · Score: 1
  
  my voice is crap, but I wonder what I would sound like with slick production (including autotune)
  this is as opposed to classic stuff you know damn well you can't compare to.
  ironically, maybe some stuff works because it isn't as good - folks relate to it better.
  
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I feel bad by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:12 · Score: 1

I feel bad because of all those people who really think that Steve was the greatest. The are so many more people who had much bigger influence to how we use computers today...
Make it an Android only app by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:15 · Score: 1

That way, iOS users will be upset they can't watch it, and Android users will be upset Steve Jobs is on their platform. Lose-lose for everyone.
1. Re:Make it an Android only app by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:56 · Score: 0
  
  or release video only in Google's own codec, thus requiring downloading/installing Chrome and the VP8 codec!!
2. Re:Make it an Android only app by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:08 · Score: 0
  
  Actually, both Firefox and Chrome support both VP8 and WebM.
What a co-incidence... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 07:16 · Score: 0

That it should be found now.
Me smells a rat. Or a Media tart.
Cringely Rocks by curmudgeon99 · 2011-10-22 07:20 · Score: 1

Robert Cringely, famous as the only pioneer from Silicon Valley not to get rich, is just an awesome human being. If you don't know why I say that, go to YouTube and find his three-hour creation "Triumph of the Nerds". It's something that is going to be watched for the next thousand years, if humanity survives. It's just an amazing document on the origins of the tech industry and all of its later fruits are visible there.
1. Re:Cringely Rocks by Spy+Handler · 2011-10-22 08:07 · Score: 0
  
  i havent seen the video and i don't plan to, but I did read a number of written articles by him from simply being on Slashdot.
  
  He just seems really full of himself, like he's trying his damn hardest to convince you of his importance. Which is funny because I (along with most of society) had never heard of him before.
2. Re:Cringely Rocks by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 18:06 · Score: 0
  
  Most people never heard of Dennis Ritchie either. Does that makes him less important than Steve Jobs?
Job interview by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:00 · Score: 0

I thought this was going to be a social commentary on the length of job interviews. Mine have always lasted about an hour.
1. Re:Job interview by interval1066 · 2011-10-22 08:05 · Score: 1
  
  Yep. During that hour they realize you're not "the guy" and thank you politely as they show you the door. Rinse, repeat.
  
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teve tobs by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:12 · Score: 0

teve tobs torpse wood burn wotsa wubba and smear dummy dum dum dogshit all over tuh tiffany
Too early. Wait a bit by jago25_98 · 2011-10-22 08:17 · Score: 1

Still a bit raw. Wait a couple of years and then release it

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Killer idea... by no_such_user · 2011-10-22 08:28 · Score: 1

Let IBM's Watson analyze the interview for a while to come out with the killer app for the iPhone 5: Stevie. It's just like Siri, expect now YOU'RE the personal assistant.
1. Re:Killer idea... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:09 · Score: 0
  
  Anyone buying into the Apple 'world' is already their 'personal assistant'
2. Re:Killer idea... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 10:19 · Score: 0
  
  could someone take a bunch of recordings of Steve and create the necessary sound files for TomTom and other navigation products?
  "At the next magical junction take a left"
  "We like to call this the iJunction"
  "Going forwards, take a right"
  "This journey changes everything again"
3. Re:Killer idea... by Tomato42 · 2011-10-22 21:46 · Score: 1
  
  With Soviet Apple YOU'RE the iGadget!
  
  I'll get my coat.
Better alternative by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:50 · Score: 0

Can someone ask him if he has an unseen interview with Dennis Ritchie instead?
1. Re:Better alternative by 93+Escort+Wagon · 2011-10-22 09:03 · Score: 1
  
  Can someone ask him if he has an unseen interview with Dennis Ritchie instead?
  Unfortunately not - but he did that duet album with Lionel Ritchie back in 1998...
  
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Cultists Gone Wild! by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 08:59 · Score: 0

This really is moving beyond fetishism into the realm of messiah worship. At Huffington Post, the entire tech page is taken up with stories about Steve Jobs... because apparently he has become technology embodied.
Steve Jobs died for our sins!
1. Re:Cultists Gone Wild! by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:57 · Score: 0
  
  Steve Jobs died for our sins!
  So, we are all born holding it wrong? And only by buying iPhones are we able to learn the correct way to hold it and thereby enter into the heaven that is Apple's walled garden?
Erase it by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:07 · Score: 0

Who cares what the iCon said?
He's dead, Jim.
Not to spoil any fun by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:20 · Score: 0

but The Steve wasn't stupid and older interviews and WWDC videos are worth watching. Especially the fact that he new enough about technology to make some sane (and sometimes bold) decisions is something that you rarely find today among CEOs (HP, I'm looking at you).
Here's the WWDC 1997: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnO7D5UaDig (skip the first five minutes or so). And I surely hope at Apple they know that video, because the Apple of today could really learn something here.
1. Re:Not to spoil any fun by WillAdams · 2011-10-22 15:00 · Score: 1
  
  What's even more interesting is to go further back and compare Mac and NeXT Expo keynote addresses and to watch Mac users applaud the announcement of features which NeXTstep had had for over a decade.
  
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Just upload it by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 09:57 · Score: 0

He should stop being an attention-whore and just put the whole thing online, without feeling like there should be some "added value". He didn't really need to write an article about finding the damn tape and being "open to ideas". It a video damnit, just post it online AS IS
And nothing of value was found. by Richy_T · 2011-10-22 10:12 · Score: 1

Just kidding, it's probably interesting enough.
ITunes by varmittang · 2011-10-22 10:36 · Score: 1

He would have wanted it to go on iTunes for free.

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1. Re:ITunes by marlingrando · 2011-10-22 19:35 · Score: 1
  
  He would have wanted it to be "cleaned", the content of the interview changed to reflect how he would like to be remembered. Only then would it be posted on iTunes. Viewing will require a 1-year subscription to iTunes of $99.
Some ideas by Slashdot+Assistant · 2011-10-22 10:49 · Score: 1

1) Release to laser disc
2) Do that cool effect behind Jobs and Cringely to make it appear as if they're on a roller coaster
3) Add fart noises
4) Give them glowing yellow eyes
5) Have the video playing on four sides of a video cube caught in a giant whirlpool in space
Seriously, needs to be done beyond restoration?
1. Re:Some ideas by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 12:12 · Score: 0
  
  6) Have Greedo shoot first.
2. Re:Some ideas by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 23:40 · Score: 0
  
  5) Have the video playing on four sides of a video cube caught in a giant whirlpool in space
  A Cube has 6 sides
Agreed by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:04 · Score: 0

That's what i'm saying
This Shiz Never gets Mentioned ... by Mana+Mana · 2011-10-22 11:43 · Score: 1

``Robert X. Cringely is the pen name of both technology journalist Mark Stephens and a string of writers for a column in InfoWorld, the one-time weekly computer trade newspaper published by IDG.''*
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Cringely
Can we stop now? by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 11:57 · Score: 0

Can we stop pretending Jobs wasn't an asshole or that he invented anything?
Sarah Jane Adventures. by Kaenneth · 2011-10-22 15:13 · Score: 1

So... anyone else seen the last two episode of 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'?
Summary (with minimal spoilers): The charismatic head of a tech company releases a new portable computer that's utter crap ("Bog Standard"), but his hypnotic charisma makes everyone love it... I wonder who that was a take on?
The actress playing Sarah Jane Smith, sadly, died after filming that episode.
1. Re:Sarah Jane Adventures. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-23 06:26 · Score: 0
  
  "The actress playing Sarah Jane Smith, sadly, died after filming that episode."
  Coincidence? I think not...
FFS... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 16:23 · Score: 1

People, can you just get it the fsck over with, and nominate the asshole for sainthood already?
Jesus fscking Christ, the guy made MONEY from technology, and you treat him as the Messiah. Woz did most of the grunt work. Hell, where is the adolation for Kildahl? Babbage? Lady Ada? Jay Miner? "Amazing Grace" Hopper? They ALL toiled to make computers and programming what they are today. Where the fsck are their monuments, buildings, or TV specials?
Just fsck that fscking asshole Jobs...
1. Re:FFS... by ErikZ · 2011-10-23 02:36 · Score: 1
  
  Wow, you make it sound like it happens every day.
  Well, ok then. Show me another tech manager that did what Jobs did. Actually, show me ten. Since it was so easy and worthless.
  The people you list worked on theory. And? Everyone works on theory. Or do you honestly believe that if those people hadn't created those theories, they never would have been made.
  
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  Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
Charge $800 for each copy by G3ckoG33k · 2011-10-22 18:06 · Score: 1

Don't distribute it on anything but a usb stick. Put it in a small white plastic box, square with rounded corners. Charge $800 for each copy, make an end-user shrink wrap license which forces you to e-sign to activate the video, etc.
That would be the Jobs way, overpriced white commodities.
Oh, but I did eventually liked the iPhone, just not Apple.
1. Re:Charge $800 for each copy by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-22 23:27 · Score: 0
  
  WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! He MADE ME BUY stuff I WANTED BUT it WASN'T EXACTLY as I WANTED. Twat, stfu whinning.
Oh Great by ttong · 2011-10-22 20:28 · Score: 1

Even after his death, he's going to say ONE MORE THING.
hmm.... by justforgetme · 2011-10-22 21:14 · Score: 0

Hitler invented the Digital computer by making the Allies create one to decrypt his love letters.
That Russian president who started the clod^H^H^H^Hcold war Invented the Internet by making the Americans create it

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Job(s) interview for an hour? by acidradio · 2011-10-23 06:48 · Score: 1

Oh wait, I thought this article was about a job interview that lasted for an hour. Hey in this economy that can't be so bad right?
Why not place the master between 2 ipad and wait.. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-23 06:53 · Score: 0

or put in back on the shelf... Jobs opinion on thing doesn't matter that much to me...
not my cup of tea by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-25 12:28 · Score: 0

30-some damn near 40 years ago i encountered jobs in a music store. crude, inconsiderate, turd. didn't know it was him until much later. my opinion then, and it hasn't changed yet. except he's a dead turd, now. :)
NeXT Apple by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-28 04:56 · Score: 0

NeXT in 1995 was the pinnacle of personal and Enterprise computing.
Windows, AD, MS anything, really, it's all dogshit in comparison. Even the Linux and Solaris of 2011 is crap in comparison to OpenStep 4.1.
Thank you, Steve, Avie and the NeXT Devs for truly enhancing the world. Nothing since has been as magical.