Australia's Biggest Airline Grounds Its Entire Fleet
An anonymous reader writes "Australia's national airline QANTAS, famous for never having had a fatal crash, has been grounded effective immediately by its management. The grounding is in response to industrial action by union employees and has stranded passengers all over the world, with 108 planes grounded indefinitely. The Australian Government is seeking an urgent industrial relations hearing in a likely bid to suspend the industrial action and halt further damage to the Australian economy."
They aren't. Here's the newest site with more tech news than Slashdot:
tmz.com
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Those who object to non-tech stories polluting this site, speak up and don't post AC when you do it.
Enough. We have sufficient ordinary news sites and don't need that distracting bullshit here.
If it's not a relevant TECHNOLOGY or related story, post that shit somewhere else.
You don't need to post it here. We don't need it here.
"Tech or GTFO!"
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Outsourcing- plain and simple. This strategy is in use here in the US but so far has not succeeded. Everyone spits on labor, but this is what labor can do best for its constituency- protect companies from sending work to the cheapest bidder. Can anyone say that they want budget pilots? How about another Colgan Air in Buffalo. This is where paying for experience pays off, but management focuses on cost and fails to account for the value of quality.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Not news for nerds. Now go take an ice axe to the head like your hero.
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
I think the desire to make this announcement "This is in response to the damaging industrial action by three unions" was more important than keeping their customers informed and their employees happy. If someone is stranded it is because Qantas is playing politics with its customers and screwing its employees.
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
On the one hand, current (and immediately previous) QANTAS management has been woeful, and are now merely reaping what they have sown.
One the other, the employees in question are already on a pretty sweet deal, and asking for more is just raw greed.
I thought it was an ice pick.
I would wager that the protests beginning with Arab Spring have emboldened the 99%ers world-wide to take action against class oppression and start class warfare. Since Occupy Wall Street has gained steam, people are feeling bolder about speaking out and taking non-violent action to make their demands heard. If this means bringing the 1% to its economic knees, so be it. I am a member of the 99% and I have had it with the 1% not only telling me how to live my life economically but with their power to pass ridiculous criminal/civil laws to ensure that they stay in power. I support the 99%ers everywhere.
The folks at Qantas or the government should employ Reagan solution: Fire all those striking employees, then immediately advertise their positions at even lower compensation.
With the strike having the potential of affecting the Australian economy, decisive intervention is necessary. I am quite sure these positions once advertised, will get serious responses, even though the unemployment rate of Australia is at about 5%.
Quantas is a private company. Why can't they do what they want with what's theirs?
Domestic customers
If you are away from home and between flights today, Qantas will arrange accommodation, meals and transfers for you.
If you are away from home and beginning your journey today, unfortunately you will need to source your own accommodation we will reimburse you for reasonable out of pocket expenses including accommodation, transfers, meals and incidentals up to a total value of AUD 350 per person per day. A limit of AUD 250 per night for accommodation and AUD 100 for incidentals (meals and phone calls) per person per day applies.
International customers
Qantas will arrange accommodation, meals and transfers for you.
I know there'll be a bunch of idiots here saying how the unions are terrible, blah blah. QANTAS grounded the fleet when there were planes on the ground ready to take off. They left people stranded in airports in transit (e.g. Singapore, which is on many of the Europe to Australia routes).
QANTAS management really fucked up.
Yes the unions are fighting a racist fight (they object to outsourcing because "Asians!"), but that doesn't excuse QANTAS's actions.
Unions, a collection of workers fighting for a better deal. Why is that a bad thing but corporations screwing workers over isn't? Unions are merely a collection of individuals, so all you fucktards who hate them, but don't hate corporations are just stupid.
I'm an aussie and even I don't think this story deserves to be here. Combined with the prominent slashtervizing and other poor quality stories this place is slowly becoming a news ghetto (and apologies to all who live in ghettos)
I am Slashdot. Are you Slashdot as well?
Smash the capitalist state! Expropriate the bourgeoisie! Forward to socialism!!!!!!! READ TROTSKY!!!!
Capitalism provides you with what you wear and eat. Capitalism provides you with the internet for you to make a fool of yourself on. Capitalism is not evil, greed and corrupt is and both were rampant among the party leadership in the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union proved that state socialism does not work. If you want to redistribute your wealth, do so by your own choice. It's called "charity".
Socialism is about slavery and coercion rather than freedom and good will.
Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
Someone should take an ice ax to his head. Sooner the better.
When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
scum... filthy vermin who prey on the weak, use extortion for graft and payoffs, and cause misery in all industries..
The thing is known as "ice pick" in Europe and "ice axe" in America. A mountaineer's tool, not a bartender's one.
...prevents this type of wildcat strike. Airlines are governed under the RLA (Railway Labor Act) which makes wildcatting illegal. The parties must negotiate in good faith before being released to self-help. This is why consumers (travelers) get a 30 day heads-up before a shutdown, and why contract negotiations take 4 to 5 years. It's also why airlines will drag out the process doing only just enough to please the NLRB, resulting in lengthy and drawn out process. Management plays games too.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
ice axe to the head from orbit.
rewriting history since 2109
Western Europe social democracies have shown that the right amount of socialism works and works very well. And socialism is not communism, but what would an american hilly billy know about that eh ?
Don't do it--it's a Goatse.
" ... Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. ..."
That was the Slashdot 'Quote of the day' displayed when I read this topic (and set out to grumble, which is what this comment is).
I actually don't really agree with the sentiment expressed ... mistakes are key to learning, and often lead us where our tunnel vision won't let us go. But you can't argue that all mistakes have some saintly outcome; some are just warnings that you should stop now and abandon your course. Maybe the random /. quote generator isn't so random.
On that note ...
How is this tech news? /delete
There are only a handful of news stories, so consequently there are only a few tech news stories.
Disasters - Disaster wrecks hard drive factory
Sex - Teachers and pupils hookup on facebook.
Commerical gain - We're mining bitcoins!
Commerical loss - Bitcoin collapses!
Political gains - e-voting rigged
Murder - Developer goes postal.
War - Drones hacked
Political rebellion - Twitter causes revolution
Because Qantas jets have never crashed, as the 1988 film Rain Man points out, and the airline hasn't had a fatality in six decades.
unions are... scum... filthy vermin who prey on the weak
Let me guess: They're little better or worse than the monopsonistic employers that cause people to start unions in the first place.
The directors of the company are working for the shareholders. Just to be clear, the shareholders have invested in Qantas to see a return on their money. If moving jobs to Asia increases profits and that is what the share holders are after then let it happen.
Just because there are some lazy workers in the unions that think that they can keep getting more money for what can be done cheaper overseas, doesn't mean that they should. If your job is under threat, get educated and trained! Demanding more money because you've been doing the same job for 20+ years doesn't fly. This is a decisive action that will set the airline on the path to make money free of the union boys clubs.
Ship the jobs overseas and be free of the silly labour laws in Oz. If you were running a business that was being extorted what would you do? I think Joyce had to break the downward spiral and he did. Good work and well deserving of the pay rise.
If this offends people, then talk to the shareholders about their greed and unethical investment strategy. Oh, that's right, it's capitalism, thanks for that US.
Western Europe social democracies have shown that the right amount of socialism works and works very well. And socialism is not communism, but what would an american hilly billy know about that eh ?
Wrong. Western European countries are not socialist. They practice a for of mixed market economics and even Canada and the US do not have pure capitalism. The military industrial complex is a perfect example of the US having a mixed economy. True capitalism cannot exist because it will destroy itself without some regulation . The Soviet Union was also known and USSR (Union of Socialist Soviet Republics). Every single so-called "communist" country called themselves "socialist". That is state socialism and the west were the ones that perpetuated the wrong headed label of communism.
If you want communism, go to a commune. The early church practiced communism. Communism is totally different from socialism because communism requires you to willingly surrender your worldly goods to the community which you are free to join or not join. Communism is about the welfare of the community rather that the state. It only works on a small scale like a village. Stop confusing socialism with communism and confusing a regulated capitalism with socialism.
Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
I don't come to /. for the news, I come for the comments, the best of which are typically well-expressed, insightful, and more helpful than TFA quite often.
I'm not saying I mind if just whatever is posted, but this is one of the few news sites I can visit and participate in interesting and enlightening discourse... so I honestly don't care.
Noticed that tag line is gone. Why? Because now it's just slashvertisments and random crap from the shitty editors. Goodbye Slashdot. I miss you.
If you don't want to read about it, don't click the link. Simple. It may not be "news for nerds" but it's certainly "stuff that matters". Yeah, I could discuss the subject with the idiots on Yahoo News' messageboards, but I prefer conversing with intelligent people once in a while. If I want to talk politics with 2 digit IQ folks I'll go to the tavern.
Rather than bitching about what's posted, why not go to the firehose and vote?
Sheesh.
Free Martian Whores!
Regrettably, Western Europe social democracies have shown that the right amount of socialism is definitely less than they've been employing for the last while. It has left them with no money (a surmountable problem, though it means cutbacks), a good sense of citizen entitlement (which means everyone's upset at the cutbacks), and very labor-friendly policies (which leave employers less willing to hire, so if you're a young person looking for a job you're completely and totally screwed right now instead of just maybe-screwed like in the US: maybe-screwed is the European normal). Europe's had multiple riots about this stuff, not these piddly little mostly-peaceful "occupy" demonstrations.
Now, mind you, I like the idea of helping out your fellow man, I just don't think the policy ends up working out all that well.
The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
> The Soviet Union proved that state socialism does not work. If you want to redistribute your wealth, do so by your own choice. It's called "charity".
Charity does not work because it is not sustainable. There are many other ways to redistribute your wealth, such as funding schools or medical research, which are not charity and are more likely to have a long-term positive effect.
lucm, indeed.
Smash the capitalist state! Expropriate the bourgeoisie! Forward to socialism!!!!!!! READ TROTSKY!!!!
Capitalism provides you with what you wear and eat.
And it does a bad job at that
Capitalism provides you with the internet for you to make a fool of yourself on.
I'm quite certain that the internet would also have developed without capitalism if only the technology is there.
Capitalism is not evil, greed and corrupt is and both were rampant among the party leadership in the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union proved that state socialism does not work.
Real socialist usually call the Soviet Union (and the other countries of the former east block) state capitalist, because the country was run like one big company and most people had to make a living selling themselves into wage labour. Even if you insist to call the Soviet Union state socialist that doesn't mean that a liberal socialism can not work. Greed, on the other hand thrives in capitalism.
If you want to redistribute your wealth, do so by your own choice. It's called "charity".
Charity is a nice way to calm the consciousness, but in the end it is humiliating for those at the receiving side (if they have no other way of sustaining their life - I'm not talking about the charity to help victims of natural disasters). Better it is to change the society to make it possible for everyone to live a life in dignity.
Socialism is about slavery and coercion rather than freedom and good will.
This is Capitalism, in capitalism you have to sell yourself into wage labour, in capitalism most people don't have the economic freedom to choose their life freely. And talk about good will next time someone gets fired to increase the profits of the stock holders.
Certain parts of the Slashdot community LOVE to bash unions and complain about how bad they are and how all its members should the shot, quartered or otherwise removed from this world. They love to rant how everything that doesn't make slaves out of people is bad for "teh Free Market" (tm). Sometimes /. just posts stories for the sake of the comments.
If you want communism, go to a commune. The early church practiced communism. Communism is totally different from socialism because communism requires you to willingly surrender your worldly goods to the community which you are free to join or not join.
I'm afraid you're mixing up a few things - living in a commune and communism are only loosely related. In a communist society nobody would force you to give up your "worldly" goods as long as they are not used to exploit others.
A good readings on all these topics related to capitalism, socialism, etc ... can be found here
The summary is calling it "Industrial action by union employees". Most news outlets are just calling it a "strike". The needlessly long and obtuse description used here on the front page could be read to mean intentional equipment sabotage instead...
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
...and political strikes are tech news how?
Yes they are, because it gives slashdot editors and readers another chance to talk about how their favorite presidential candidate or political movement would handle this better than anyone else, anywhere, ever.
Though as others have pointed out, if you don't like it, don't read it. Nobody is forcing you to click on the link. You could submit something else to read or just not read slashdot at all.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Looking at the youth unemployment figures for the USA (17.6%) and that of for instance the Netherlands (6.6%), you seem to be mistaken.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=youth+unemployment+USA+vs+Netherlands
QANTAS has at least 12 fatal no-jet a/c accidents.
I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
After all 1988 is 23 years ago and unsurprisingly a few thing have changed in the since then.
But can any event involving Qantas over the past two and a half decades be classified as a "crash" or a "death"?
Pilots: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
Pilots: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
Pilots: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.
Pilots: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilots: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Pilots: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.
Pilots: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That’s what they’re for.
Pilots: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you’re right.
Pilots: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Pilots: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
Pilots: Target radar hums
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
Pilots: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed. And perhaps, the best Qantas joke Qantas
Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget
I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
but I prefer conversing with intelligent people once in a while
Then what the hell are you doing here?
The Dutch may be doing better, but France has even higher youth unemployment than the US. At least, according to those two year old Wolfram statistics.
SSC
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/210079/20110908/joyce-s-record-pay-rise-rubs-salt-in-qantas-pilots-wounds.htm
Mr Joyce has increased his annual take home pay to $5 million, with other key executives have increased their multimillion dollar packages by similar ratios.
âoeThe 71 per cent increase comes despite the Qantas share price dipping 16 per cent in the last financial year,â AIPA said.
It also comes at a time when Qantas has announced it will be sacking 1000 Australian workers and shifting local operations to Asia to avoid employing Australians.
---
Take a huge raise,
Lay off 1000 employees.
Then shut the airline down when they protest.
Mr. Joyce must be learning how to run a company from Reed Hastings (Netflix).
She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
Yeah, so it's apparently not so much the social democrat philosophy of the European countries as it is in the implementation of labor laws and other factors. I know there's more labor mobility in the Netherlands than in France, but I don't know why this is so. Unions are more powerful in France, that's for sure, but I don't know if that's an important factor.
Looking at the youth unemployment figures for the USA (17.6%) and that of for instance the Netherlands (6.6%), you seem to be mistaken.
Cherry picking one small country out of Western Europe is misleading.
From wolframalpha:
US - 17.6%
France - 22.6%
Spain - 37.9%
Belgium - 21.9%
Italy - 25.4%
Poland - 20.7% (was WAY higher ~2002 - ~42%)
England - 18.9%
Absolutely non-technical news. Why is it on here?
but I prefer conversing with intelligent people once in a while
Then what the hell are you doing here?
If that's what you think of /., what the hell are you doing here?!? Ritual masochism?
"Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit
You mean... "It's a trap!" Thank you, Colonel Akbar.
This may be classified as a nitpick, but I'm am aircraft engineer, and the term "grounded" is usually used when an airline has a problem with their aircraft that brings continued safe operation in question and decides they should not leave the ground.
In this case, clear there's not a damn thing wrong with the aircraft, this is an airline that has chosen to shut itself down.
"Qantas decides to stop flying" or "Airline decides to stop being an airline" would be a more appropriate title.
Unions may have been necessary once, but now the produce nothing but trouble.
The worst union lie of all: Only union workers can produce quality products.
The second worst union lie: If you're not paying dues to a union boss you are automatically an exploited worker.
The third worse union lie: Decertification of union representation is only the result of unfair labor practices.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Only trouble with those jokes is that passenger planes generally don't have targeting radars...
This is awesome. This is what people in the US should do to protest union-busting and class-warfare by the rich and the right.
I hope this fleet stays grounded until the airline goes bankrupt, so they can see just how much good their decisions have done their stock value.
If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
it's the only way to be sure.
We're here testing and observing AIs.
The AIs will soon be smarter than humans. Unfortunately the main reason is the humans will be stupider.
Maybe this isn't really Slashdot material, but I for one am extremely grateful it was posted here. My wife was just making travel arrangements from here in the U.S. and was booking a Qantas flight (she was entering the expiry of her credit card) when I read the headline.
Thanks Slashdot. There may be some people grumpy about the non tech news, but it just so happens you saved our bacon today.
Unions may have been necessary once, but now the produce nothing but trouble.
So do you want unions abolished? Also, your condemnation doesn't properly apply to unions any more than it does to governments, trade associations, affirmative action groups, militaries, universities, etc. Do you want every one of those organizations abolished, as well? Once people have some power they become deluded enough to invent reasons they should continue holding that level of influence even when many of their aims have been met. They become complacent and guide their attention to unworthy targets. It almost never happens any other way; there's a reason Cincinnatus is a legend to this day, and became a major role model in the forming of the United States.
The solution to greed and complacency is checks and balances, such that an unstable equilibrium can be maintained between competing claimants - including the public - to political and economic influence. Just because that system is no longer tuned correctly doesn't mean it's fundamentally wrong. The total destruction of any organization retaining more power than it currently needs will just leave a nation spending more effort on destroying than on building.
This is good thing, since corporate greed is likely here, they wan't maximum profits to increase the CEO's and other high management officers salaries, bonuses and pension plan. All the while, the employees get pitiful salaries, benefits, no bonuses and no pension to speak of. It's about time, the better unions get in dollars the more we can copycat the same of us little paid workers.
If by works very well you mean leaves you utterly unable to defend yourselves against serious threats, then yes, it works very well.
But what would you have Qantas do? They have no choice - if QF International is to survive at all, they MUST significantly reduce their cost base. That would be impossible to do while keeping all existing jobs in Australia. And even more impossible to do if the unions force them to pay even more. They are competing against foreign carriers whose costs are half as much, remember. What a sad thing it would be if Qantas - the second oldest continuously operating international airline in the world - was forced to close its doors.
Is there really a difference?
Is applying the Quantus brand to a functionally foreign airline any different than formally shutting down the Australian airline?
Is it better to be laid off when your employer moves it's jobs offshore then to be laid off when your employer slashes operations due to offshore competition?
When someone suggests the only way to save a company is to move it's jobs offshore, it raises the question of what a company is where it's value comes from. I would argue that, aside from the top executives, there is no practical difference between moving a company from the top ( by starting a new company offshore) and moving a company from the bottom (by moving the operations that the executives oversee offshore).
Claims of QANTAS never having a fatal crash are wrong. They have never had a jet crash with fatalities, but they have had non-jet fatal crahes, incidents on jets being fatal (such as workers falling onto the tarmac), and they most certainly have had passengers die in flight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Qantas_fatal_accidents is a start, and google can point you in the direction of more fatal incidents.
I heard they are selling the cities from all over the world in Australia.
How much is the city?
Is it bigger than town?
If we talking about few regions, does that take a more traffic to sell all of them?
RIght wing codswallop.
Pilots: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Heh, nice one, but alas that joke seems to be meaningless for modern airliners. It comes from the days of piston-engined airliners, because only piston engines "miss" (misfire in one or more cylinders).
It's poorly run management doing it and not a strike by employees. The union threatened but then cancelled a strike a week or so ago, the union is not doing this. If a union attempted to do this sudden grounding in Australia the organisers would be facing jail terms. Alan Joyce (CEO of QANTAS) can wreck his own airline without going to jail.
We have a lot of Commonwealth politicians in Perth right now. Perth is the most isolated capital in the world. Last I heard, we've got 17 foreign heads of government who are booked on QANTAS. Add in the imported police and various protestors who can't get home and work's going to suck on Monday.
As an Aussie this is the way I've always seen Qantas: Layer upon layer of management looking for ways to move up the chain by squeezing every penny out of their budget. As always it's the workers at the bottom, the ones actually doing the work of keeping planes in the air and getting passengers and luggage on board that get the shaft. Qantas would like the Australian public to sympathise with them, as if they had no choice but to take this action. I think now for the first time every Australian is getting an opportunity to feel first hand what it's like to be on the receiving end of one of managements decisions.
I'm actually posting from SYD, where the strike canceled my flight home to New York. Things seem surprisingly calm, actually. I was able to book United without too much difficultly. It seems that airlines have enough slack to absorb the Qantas flights. I was expecting to have to wait at least another day in Sydney.
Qantas is offering to refund flights or change flights (even changing destinations). For people who get stuck, they're offering AUS$350 per day (almost exactly US$350) to stay in Sydney. It's almost enough to make me with i had gotten stuck. Finally, they're even offering to refund the difference in price if you rebook to another carrier. This whole thing is going to cost Qantas plenty.
The CEOs of Singapore and Cathay, better airlines, earn much less than Joyce. Joyce and his executive mates just awarded themselves big fat payrises, but are crying poor to the employees. QANTAS is much owned my institutional investors. It is the executives that have all the power and the big fat paychecks. You might want to check this out: http://www.smh.com.au/business/tough-times-in-the-executive-suites-20110907-1jxpo.html 'The former chief executive of Singapore Airlines, C S Chew, for example, managed to get only between $S1.25 million ($982,000) and $S1.5 million ($1.18 million) in his last nine months at the airline. Cathay Pacific's former chief executive (now International Air Transport Association director general) Tony Tyler was paid $HK11.48 ($1.4 million) in his final full year at the airline. Joyce's $5 million pay packet dwarfed that of the head of Asia's largest airline in terms of fleet size and passenger movements, China Southern. The president of the Guangzhou-based airline, Tan Wangeng , was paid a relatively paltry 1.03 million yuan ($153,000) last year. The entire board of China Southern's supervisors, executive directors and non-executive directors (including Tan) was paid about $855,000 during the same period.'
The small country is where I live, and it's definitely a social democracy with high taxation, decent unemployment benefits, mandatory healthcare insurance and such. The original poster equated that with high youth unemployment, and it takes just one counter-example to prove that that hypothesis is wrong.
if you don't have any planes in the air, you can hardly be called a big airline I wonder how long before one of the major airports just refuses to allow them to land there.
Pilots: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Heh, nice one, but alas that joke seems to be meaningless for modern airliners. It comes from the days of piston-engined airliners, because only piston engines "miss" (misfire in one or more cylinders).
True, but it is still funny, IMHO.
I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
Australia is going to end up like America, everything run over seas because it is cheaper and a gutted and limping economy at home. There needs to be a balance between corporate profits and providing value to Australian people. People forget corporations have a responsibility to the nation, not just the bottom line.
Yawn. Joke has been around for years, applied to every (and usually no) airline.
You might have a point, if QANTAS was not an international airline, flying all over the world.
90% of everything is crap. There isn't anywhere else I know of where you'll see comments about astronomy, for instance, made by folks with PhDs in astronomy. Of course, you have to weed out the idiots, but /.'s moderation system does a better job of helping that than anyone's.
Besides, if you thing this bunch is stupid, go read a Yahoo News messageboard. If brains were dynamite those people wouldn't have enough to blow their noses.
Free Martian Whores!