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Yeti Crab Cultivates Bacteria On Claw, Then Eats Them

Pierre Bezukhov writes with some interesting news from the deep as reported in Nature: "In the deep ocean off the coast of Costa Rica, scientists have found a species of crab that cultivates gardens of bacteria on its claws, then eats them. ... The bristles that cover the crab's claws and body are coated in gardens of symbiotic bacteria, which derive energy from the inorganic gases of the seeps. The crab eats the bacteria, using comb-like mouthparts to harvest them from its bristles. ... [Scientists believe] the crab waves its claws to actively farm its bacterial gardens: movements stir up the water around the bacteria, ensuring that fresh supplies of oxygen and sulphide wash over them and helping them to grow."

49 comments

  1. Re:Stolen by Walkingshark · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean this isn't an original piece from one of Slashdot's crack team of reporters?!

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  2. Think about all those poor bacteria! by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think about all those poor bacteria that it kills in order to feed itself. It should be more like the moral crabs that are scavenger, at least they eat what is already dead.

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    1. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone's crabby...

    2. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      oh, like bacteria are blameless. They're lazy. They should be out looking for real jobs, not surviving on hand outs from the crabs.

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    3. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by Sulphur · · Score: 2

      oh, like bacteria are blameless. They're lazy. They should be out looking for real jobs, not surviving on hand outs from the crabs.

      Wait for the claw backs.

    4. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess it could be called Occupy Crab Claw.

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    5. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ROFLMAO

      On another forum, few years ago, some dude got all spiritual, telling us that he felt so close to God and nature, and yada yada yada, because he hadn't eaten meat in a long long time.

      I replied in the same vein. I, however, felt all spiritual, and close to God and nature and yada yada yada because I had harvested my own meat, directly from the bounty of nature. That kinda ruined his holier-than-thou post. I felt soooooo bad about it - NOT!

      As for those bacteria - fek 'em. If they don't want to be prey in the next lifetime, they better be really good prey in this lifetime. When they get enough karma, then they can go around eating the crabs, or whatever it is they would like to eat.

      (Now, I'm wondering. Maybe that's why we have so many karma whores in slashdot? They hope to come back to eat - someone - in the next life?)

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    6. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good anecdote.

    7. Re:Think about all those poor bacteria! by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      We're bred to be a tasty treat
      with the taste that can't be beat
      but while you're breding that tasty treat
      you're breding yourself
      to eat that treat.

      Burma shave

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  3. Re:Stolen by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You could have posted it yourself you know. Judging by the name I guess reddit is for people who view news stories like Pokemon ("gotta read em all!", "I read more random stories than you!"). Slashdot is fun because of the comments, not just the articles.

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  4. Yeti Crab recipes by jbrax · · Score: 2

    This fellow has made delicious Yeti Crab bacteria gardens from cheese:
    http://littlenummies.net/2009/02/y-is-for-yeti-crab/

  5. Nature is brilliant by tsa · · Score: 2

    I love reading about new, interesting species. Let's hope for the crabs that they have no commercial value...

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    1. Re:Nature is brilliant by khipu · · Score: 2

      Brilliant? No, it's just organisms desperate to survive and doing whatever it takes, even if it means eating crap off their own bodies.

    2. Re:Nature is brilliant by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      QI - Why it took 300 years to give the Giant Tortoise a scientific name. Hilarious.

    3. Re:Nature is brilliant by magarity · · Score: 1

      I love reading about new, interesting species. Let's hope for the crabs that they have no commercial value...

      Ugh - talk about "wash thoroughly before eating"...

  6. If you think that's disgusting. by fragfoo · · Score: 1

    I have met a girl once who did the same on her toe nails.

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  7. Significant Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Significant discovery, because the crab does not use the sun or any sun light based organism to survive. It opens doors to complex life on watery moons and planets with mild water volcanism.

    Think of all the possible crab alien that evolved into complex societies !

    ~epSos.de

    1. Re:Significant Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Zoidberg? Is that you?

    2. Re:Significant Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      People have already suggested the same thing based on hydrothermal vent ecosystems. It would be awesome to find similarly based life on Enceladus.

  8. Yeti crabs? by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought that was a sexually transmitted disease among abominable snowmen.

    1. Re:Yeti crabs? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Or snowomen, depending upon how you swing....

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  9. Re:Stolen by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another good option is you could stop being such a whiny little bitch.

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  10. In fact, I know some people who... by TheTruthIs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do the same by not washing their hands before lunch, I'm sure this way they get some extras on their meal.

    1. Re:In fact, I know some people who... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      They get extra immunization. Dirty = healthy.

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  11. Re:Stolen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Another good option is you could stop being such a whiny little bitch.

    So you will whine about someone else whining? Like a meta-bitch? Excellent contribution, sir! You sure did outsmart that mean old AC!

    At least the other one said there were things of value. You're just whining and that's all you're doing. Was it the part about pasty obese nerds that bothered you? You could always stop eating so many more calories than you burn, fatass.

  12. Wonderful, they're all over by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    First I can't go skiing, now I can't go snorkeling in the Caribbean. Next thing you know there are going to be Amish Corn Yeti wanting a piece of my hide. Forget "All your base are belong to us," it's going to be "All your asses are belonging to Yetis." :(

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  13. Re:Stolen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why are you reading anything else, if only YRO interests you?

  14. New Species of Basement Dweller discovered by Guppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    like-wringing-out-a-beard dept.

    "In the deep basement off the coast of mom's house, scientists have found a species of neckbeard that cultivates gardens of bacteria on its facial hair, then eats them. ... The bristles that cover the neckbeard's facial hair and body are coated in gardens of symbiotic bacteria, which derive energy from Cheeto dust. The neckbeard eats the bacteria, using comb-like mouthparts to harvest them from its bristles."

    1. Re:New Species of Basement Dweller discovered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you discovered this species in the mirror.

  15. Other species are already known to do this ... by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:Other species are already known to do this ... by murr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they should name the crab "Kiwa hirsuta stallmanensis" in his honor.

    2. Re:Other species are already known to do this ... by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      I'm not normally squeamish, but that made me sick. I didn't actually wait until he put it in his mouth - I had to close the tab.

      It could be the next goatse.

    3. Re:Other species are already known to do this ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It can't be the next goatse. The whole point of goatse is that you click on the link and immediately OMG WTF AAARGH and smash on the keyboard to close it, but it's too late because it's now burned on your retina - forever.

    4. Re:Other species are already known to do this ... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      In RMS' defense, if I had to listen to that bloviating twerp, I might be willing to do anything to distract myself.

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  16. The ocean is amazing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are so many amazing creatures in the ocean. The Pom Pom crab does something kind of similar, in that it actually carries around 2 anemones in it's claws and uses them to catch food with and to defend itself. It is not born with those anemones and actually has to find them. If it loses one it attempts to split the remaining one in two, something we still have trouble with. Very interesting creature!

    Further reading -
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lybia_edmondsoni
    http://www.liveaquaria.com/product/prod_display.cfm?c=497+501+1474&pcatid=1474
    http://www.aquariaworld.co.uk/invertebrates/boxer_crab.htm

  17. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazing! What will God think of next?

  18. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so this means it's adaptive behavior when I lick the spilled soup off my sleeve? ... I've said too much.

  19. keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do the same thing with my keyboard...

    It's not quite ripe for feasting yet though.

  20. Re:Stolen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This crab was discovered 6 years ago anyway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti_crab), not exactly news by the time it's made its way through Nature's editors and such.

  21. Re:Stolen by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

    damn I just used my last mod points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Stallman did it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. The Darwinian Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a Darwinian perspective the ultimate question is how these crabs, deep in the recesses of the ocean, achieved a level of tool-using self-feeding technology previously observed only in scab and nose picking human children?

    Are these crabs that advanced, or are we humans more natural than our Bible-stories assert us?

  24. Gross by tchdab1 · · Score: 2

    Somehow, this strikes me as the crab equivalent of surviving by picking your nose.

  25. Intelligence by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    They say animals have limited intelligence, yet for a crab to know to wave his hands up in the air like he just dont care because he knows it will get him better tasting bacteria...wow! Proof is in the pudding...