Slashdot Mirror


Verizon Tech Charged In $4.5M Equipment Scam

McGruber writes "Michael Baxter, a 62-year-old man from Ball Ground, Georgia, was recently arrested and charged with multiple counts of fraud for allegedly placing false equipment orders. As a network engineer at the southeastern regional headquarters of Verizon Wireless, Baxter allegedly submitted hundreds of fraudulent service requests to Cisco. According to prosecutors: 'The service requests were fraudulent in that no parts needed to be replaced, and instead of placing the replacement parts into service in Verizon Wireless network, Baxter simply took them home and sold them to third-party re-sellers for his own profit.'"

65 of 104 comments (clear)

  1. I thought maybe he was... by Genda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Building routers 1 part at a time...

    1. Re:I thought maybe he was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Idiot should have just sold the used parts

    2. Re:I thought maybe he was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "One Piece At A Time"

      Well, I left Georgia back in '96
      An' went to Verizon workin' on a orderin' gig
      The first year they had me dialin' cisco up

      Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
      And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
      'Cause I always wanted me an ap that could do it all.

      One day I devised myself a plan
      That should be the envy of most any man
      I'd sneak it out of there in a dhl box in my hand
      Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
      But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
      I'd have me a router worth at least a hundred grand.

      [CHORUS]
      I'd get it one piece at a time
      And it wouldn't cost me a dime
      You'll know it's me when I come through your boards
      I'm gonna flood around in style
      I'm gonna drive everybody wild
      'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

      So the very next day when I punched in
      With my big dhl box and with help from my friends
      I left that day with a dhl box full of asics
      Now, I never considered myself a thief
      VZ wouldn't miss just one little piece
      Especially if I strung it out over several years.

      The first day I got me some ports
      And the next day I got me cpu and cords
      Then I got me a big ass housing and all of the chrome
      The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
      Like the power unit and all of those IOS docs
      But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

      Now, up to now my plan went all right
      'Til we tried to put it all together one night
      And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

      The housing was a '96
      And the dsl modems turned out to be a '04
      And when we tried to put in the ethernet all the holes were gone.

      So we drilled it out so that it would fit
      And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
      We had that pirate os bootin' just like a song
      Now the terminals were truly seminal,
      It could have been straight out of HAL
      But when we pulled out the switch it booted to x.

      The back end looked kinda funny too
      But we put it together and when we got thru
      Well, that's when we noticed that we only had 10GBE
      About that time my wife walked out
      And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
      But she opened the door and said "Honey, connect me to Ravencrest."

      So we flooded the boards just for giggles
      And I headed her right on down to wow
      I could hear everybody laughin' for realms around
      But up there at the battleground they didn't laugh
      'Cause to diagnose us up it took the whole staff
      And when they got to see the ping it was minus twelve.

      [CHORUS]
      I'd get it one piece at a time
      And it wouldn't cost me a dime
      You'll know it's me when I come through your boards
      I'm gonna flood around in style
      I'm gonna drive everybody wild
      'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

      [Spoken] Ugh! Yow, CMD TACO
      This is the IPSEC 6000 MODULE
      In the SCA 30K Come on

      Huh, This is the CIOSDIOS9999
      And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there CMD TACO
      You might say I went right up to the client
      And ordered it up, it's cheaper that way

    3. Re:I thought maybe he was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Verizon network sucks? You either work for ATT, or live in a cave(which incidentally I am sure you could get a Verizon signal in).

    4. Re:I thought maybe he was... by mjeffers · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of that song.

    5. Re:I thought maybe he was... by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Maybe Verizon has a different relationship with Cisco, but every time I've ever had Cisco replace defective parts, they've always required the bad parts be sent back. In a few cases, the courier takes the defective stuff with him.

  2. When he grows up. by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

    He wants to be a defense contractor.

    1. Re:When he grows up. by Galestar · · Score: 2

      +5 Funny, should be +5 Insightful if you ask me

      --
      AccountKiller
  3. Big deal, a couple of routers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real crime here might be the price of Cisco equipment.

    1. Re:Big deal, a couple of routers. by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      The real crime here might be the tanking of his retirement funds and IRA which is probably why he went into business for himself

      --
      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
  4. greed kills by Nyder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he wasn't so greedy, he probably could of gotten away with it.

    A little here, a little there.

    At least he got his woman some cosmetic surgery, she's probably going to need to find a new man.

    --
    Be seeing you...
    1. Re:greed kills by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You got that right. It was a pretty good scam! If you keep it low profile enough, no one would have noticed. But with enough "failure reports" concentrated and centered around him, it obviously caused an investigation. Another problem in here is that Cisco didn't want the old equipment back? That's really odd. Not wanting the old equipment back was the hole which made it all possible I think.

    2. Re:greed kills by Technician · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Knowing the failure rate of product lines this would have shown up as one supplier with a higher than normal failure rate. The trend continued which is most likely how the high failure rate was investigated. With the theft, the failure rate would start to show up as an outlier on any chart as an unusualy high loss. In a product with high failure rates, this would have been more difficult to detect. For example a few missing light bulbs is hard to detect as they are a high failure rate consumable item. A large amount of high reliability network devices would show up much faster as an unusual event.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    3. Re:greed kills by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      All companies don't want your old broken gear back. I have a dead TV here, Panasonic wont take it back when I but a new one. This is normal for 100% of all companies on the planet.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    4. Re:greed kills by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except in Europe. We have some quite strict recycling laws that give the manufacturer part responsibility for end-of-lifeing old equipment. Not that they'll care at all if you just throw it in the skip.

    5. Re:greed kills by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Yes but everything had a margin of error. If the failure rate is estimated to be 7% of the routers per year and it's actually something like 7.5-8%, no one is going to bat an eye on that. He could have made a very steady profit over many decades.

      I think I'm learning the wrong lesson from the stories. Don't steal a lot - steal a little bit over a long time, and you probably won't get caught. =\

    6. Re:greed kills by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Tell that to Dell!

      They may not "want" the old gear back, but by requesting it back, they better guarantee that this type of fraud doesn't occur.

    7. Re:greed kills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What you said might be true, on the other hand having sound internal control in your purchasing department is the critical factor here. Accounts Receivable and revenue are integrally connected in the accounting function. It is crucial for the company to have high level of segregation of duties, ensure rotations, required vacation time etc. If he got away with it long enough, its likely he knew the independent auditors thresholds for sampling. $40,000 sounds quite high though so that most likely means he was in such a position that he was able to ensure he could provide enough fraudulent purchase orders, credit memorandums etc.

      Fraud in this area is the hardest to prevent, but in a company the size of Verizon that has been around a while and should be in-tune with the failure rates should have been able to catch this a little quicker it would seem.

    8. Re:greed kills by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      With the exception of failure analysis(which certainly wouldn't be done by every outfit for every replacement; but might become a factor if some FRU is getting replaced a lot, knowing which subcontractor to fire can be handy...) or "parts" that are swapped as units but can be trivially refurbed and contain enough good bits to be worth salvaging; the company probably doesn't want the dead part back, just something they have to have shipped and recycled; but everyone I've ever dealt with has(unless specified to the contrary for some specific reason, as with hard drives that can't leave the premises anything close to intact) has at least reserved the right to ask for the dead part back if you request a warranty replacement.

      Actually exercising that right is considerably rarer, because most of the time they don't have anything to gain; but there is usually a spot somewhere in the documentation that either says "Here's the new one, don't bother about the old one." or "Here's a mailing label, old part is back to us in 30 days, or you are getting invoiced as though you'd ordered a spare."

    9. Re:greed kills by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect this fell between the cracks of two companies.

      Verizon presumablly wasn't paying for these parts (according to TFA they were replacements for suposedly failed parts under service contracts) so they probablly wouldn't have any purcahse orders or invoices for them.

      Meanwhile cisco probablly didn't have information on what work each tech was doing so they could only check the reasonableness of verizons service requests as a whole, not the reasonableness of any one tech's actions.

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
    10. Re:greed kills by somersault · · Score: 1

      True, I think both Dell and HP asked for their batteries back when we needed replacements.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    11. Re:greed kills by weszz · · Score: 4, Funny

      This happened in Milwaukee Wisconsin for downtown sporting events... people in full gear sold parking spots on the road and in city owned lots, then when it was full they took off with their money and the police followed ticketing every car for illegal parking in city lots...

      turns out they were just guys with cones and lights...

    12. Re:greed kills by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lesson to would-be equipment thieves - don't try to dupe the accountants. They have the skills to balance the books, skills acquired over years of training. Skills that will make them a nightmare for people like you. That's ALL they do. They WILL spot the problem, and they WILL find you.

      About a decade ago, a couple was running a similar scam at my job. She worked in sales as an order processor - basically the back-end of the sales process that initiates production orders. He worked in the repair department as a line manager. She would initiate a product order, and set it up with a genuine customer account, but a bogus "ship to" address. The product ($40k+ telecom test gear) would be manufactured and shipped, closing the loop on the production accounting end. UPS would try to deliver the product, but fail. It would be returned to the company as "undeliverable" ... to the repair department where He would intercept it. The undeliverable shipment would be de-booked from the sales accounting system. At this point, they had moved a piece of equipment off the production floor while maintaining the integrity of the production accounting system. Undeliverable equipment was supposed to be returned to the sale-able product queue, but only after inspection by the repair group. He would step in and take the equipment out of the system, preventing the asset from being re-introduced into the production/sales pipeline.

      Manufacturing production was big enough that the float concealed the missing items. You'd have to reconcile the production, sales, shipping, and repair accounts to try to spot the anomalies. This scam persisted for a few years, slipping a couple of units out the door on an occasional basis. They finally got pinched when one of the phantom manufacturing units showed up on a repair order. It was fairly new, and the customer was attempting to get warranty service. Warranty repairs were handled by a different sales entry person, who couldn't resolve the actual sale of the unit to ... anybody. There was a very stealthy internal investigation which was coordinated with the State Police. He and She were arrested in the office when they tried to remove the bogus equipment from the facility.

      They ran their scam too long. Had they moved somewhere else, I doubt any prosecution would have happened. Almost every bit of evidence would have been circumstantial. They got nailed because the Police observed them executing the scam, and grabbed them in the parking lot with the equipment in their possession. Best guess was that they swiped about $500k of equipment.

    13. Re:greed kills by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I replaced 2, 5 year old Dell servers last year and Dell did not ask for us to ship them the old servers.
      In fact they did not even ask if we were replacing old servers.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    14. Re:greed kills by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I have a dead TV here, Panasonic wont take it back when I but a new one.

      If by "but" you mean "bought," that would explain it, since warranty fraud isn't an issue.

      I got a new TV from Sony last year on warranty and I assure you, the technician who brought out the replacement collected the old one. I guess the question who he returned it to, on up the chain.

    15. Re:greed kills by Moryath · · Score: 1

      It is 10:30 and I can punch up UPS or FedEx online and get someone out here by noon too! Noon today, that is.

      I wonder where you work. Where I work, if I call up UPS or FedEx or go into their system online (makes no difference) today, I'll be lucky to get someone out here by thursday to pick the damn thing up even if we paid for overnight - the only way to get true "overnight" is to take it direct to the central depot downtown as an "overnight" from one other suburb branches sits around in the suburb depot all night before they truck it to the central depot in the morning.

      I have to second those who've defended DHL on this thread, I really miss having them around, the service I got from them was top-notch while the UPS and FedEx are horribly incompetent and incredibly rude.

    16. Re:greed kills by Moryath · · Score: 1

      For my reality: DHL > UPS = FedEx > USPS. UPS and FedEx are interchangeable, I've had the same issues (drivers not leaving attempted delivery tags, even missing packages because they were too fucking lazy to leave a contact tag for a package that required signature) with both.

      UPS and FedEx are also MASTERS of lying out their asses, either pushing the doorbell once and running straight for the goddamn truck, or not knocking/ringing at all and just claiming they "attempted delivery" even if they never came near your door, relying on home delivery recipients to have the tracking number and be checking the tracking website every fucking day even if it's something that was pre-ordered a while ago or if it's something that they might not have known was coming (like a surprise birthday or christmas gift!).

    17. Re:greed kills by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      hehe I just watched Taken. Pretty decent and better than I expected.

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    18. Re:greed kills by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're all pretty bad about that. My favorite is the delivery note with nothing at all marked on it. At least that driver was smart enough to stick them in the door frame instead of hanging on the doorknob or relying on that sticky to hold it to a dirty door in the wind.

      At the apartment, many times, but UPS and Fedex would just go straight to the office and unload everything. If you're lucky, you got a note as per above. But most of the time, if you weren't looking at the tracking info, you'd get a call from the office staff to "get your crap out of the closet." (they were much less irate about it when educated about the UPS/Fedex way of delivery.)

      Of course, they were also just as likely to leave stuff stacked outside your door... where neighborhood child could walk off with it, dogs could pee on it, etc. They do that today at my townhouse... boxes sitting out in my driveway in the rain. (now that I think about it, they do that at the office too... crap stacked in the hallway when you get back from lunch.) I've had the landscapers bring me jiffy mailers they found blown in the ditch. And Fedex has left legal documents propped against my front door -- things that require my verified signature (i.e. SHOW ID and sign PAPER, not that damned electronic pad that has the resolution of a fat crayon.)

    19. Re:greed kills by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      From experience I did the course on handling serious discipline cases for BT and the tutors commented that the most common criminal cases involved this sort of scam and back handers (bribes) from contractors for small civil engineering works.
      I and i wont say what but there was one case where the contractor took short cuts on a job that could have killed people.

    20. Re:greed kills by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      i lol'd

    21. Re:greed kills by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      My favorite is the trick of leaving stuff under the doormat. Like the time I came home to the box my computer case shipped in under my front doormat.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    22. Re:greed kills by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      I believe the biggest issue, and the reason this scam was possible in the first place, was that the production and repair departments had separate accounting systems. Or at least they were segregated enough that they were effectively separate. Probably had to do with the way WIP (work in-progress) is accounted for as required by the IRS. New production goes into the accrual system, where repairs are not inventory items.

      I can't say that I was briefed on the specifics. I wasn't. However, I was told that He was in a position to break the chain of continuity for the accounting system when the equipment was returned. His specific responsibility was to receive the equipment, and initiate the task of returning it to the production queue. If he only did the first half, and he "forgot" to do the second half, no one would be the wiser unless they did a cross-system audit of the books. I don't know why the de-booked sale didn't leave an orphaned production unit in the system. Perhaps He and She occupied two positions that were supposed to be check-and-balance counterpoints. If you compromise both of those, you can defeat the oversight system.

      I'm sure the audits were coming. Even a $100M company will notice a $500k unresolved discrepancy on the books. They'll write-off $50, not $500k.

    23. Re:greed kills by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      You've got a point; however most companies claim far more was taken than actually stolen in an attempt to defraud their insurance carrier. Since the paper trail is often limited and tied up in a criminal court that doesn't necessarily care to pursue an exact figure.

      My bet is Verizon doesn't go out of business.

  5. on the plus side.... by toomanyhandles · · Score: 4, Funny

    on the plus side, there's a chance that some of that "new" Cisco gear bought from that online auction side really is new!

  6. Obligatory by drmofe · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that darn Cisco Kid"

  7. RMA System by sociocapitalist · · Score: 5, Informative

    When Cisco ships a replacement part under smartnet (service contract) or via a partner it comes looking for the part that was to be replaced. Normally I believe the limit is 30 days and then Cisco will look to charge the customer for the part.

    How this guy could think that no one would come looking for all of this is fairly surprising.

    --
    blindly antisocialist = antisocial
    1. Re:RMA System by will_die · · Score: 1

      You would think they would but he was doing it for around 5 years.
      They had to of had a replacement contract where they were not required to return the broken part or Cisco was doing a very poor job of tracking.

    2. Re:RMA System by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When Cisco ships a replacement part under smartnet (service contract) or via a partner it comes looking for the part that was to be replaced. Normally I believe the limit is 30 days and then Cisco will look to charge the customer for the part.

      How this guy could think that no one would come looking for all of this is fairly surprising.

      *Beginning at least as early as December 2006 and continuing until he was terminated by Verizon in May 2010, Baxter submitted hundreds of fraudulent service requests, prosecutors said.*

      maybe their service contract was just better than usual. maybe he started doing it once he discovered that nobody really came looking for the parts. how much does that shit cost anyways? the bail was for 50k.

      it doesn't mention how he was caught, could be as simple as cisco buying from these 3rd party resellers and following serial numbers to see how they got the parts, because I don't really think cisco likes 2nd hand market at all, they'd probably be much happier about keeping price discrimination in effect(or only lease/sell them on support contracts..).

      anyhow he probably would have done better mileage if he had sold the good used equipment instead - but the installers might have had a procedure to send them straight to somewhere where he wouldn't have controlled access to them.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    3. Re:RMA System by alen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Almost everyone offers a super precious metal support contract where you keep the bad parts

    4. Re:RMA System by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, when you work for a large company, and know how disorganized they are, I can see how a person would get to thinking "they will never know" and 99.9% of the time... be right.

      I distinctly remember a few incidents...very very minor stuff I am thiniing of. One machine, can't find it in the asset DB. So I look up an old work order, there it is... with asset tag info. I look up the tag, different machine. What gives?

      So we track it down (because we needed to submit work order for the original machine).... turns out, somebody never updated the asset DB, so whoever submitted this old work order must have just put the name in, and selected a different asset tag, just because he had no way to look up the real one (we only found it because we asked the right person who had it on a spreadsheet). No fraud, just "this place is so big, and tracks things so poorly, that I can enter anything" even more "I have to to get my job done".

      Translate that to an order system, you probably have several systems, all ordering through some central department. Between all the engineers and departments, they probably get some number of these non-return fees as a matter of course. He probably found that out, and realized that they didn't have the right info to really track them down easily. My guess would be he got a bit greedy and they noticed the numbers steadily climbing and wanted to know why.

      Then, well, it takes time to build a case. I bet they let him do it a couple of times before they finally fired him.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    5. Re:RMA System by varmittang · · Score: 2

      Or they charged Verizon for the parts and accounting just didn't notice.

      --
      -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
      12345
      -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
    6. Re:RMA System by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

      Whenever I replace a part, I have to record the serial number of the old part, the serial number of the new part, and the name of the customer. I return the old part to the warehouse, and don't get paid for the service call until it arrives. Clearly, Verizon Wireless wasn't this careful; perhaps now they are.

    7. Re:RMA System by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he bought broken parts of the same type on the Internet and returned them to Cisco? Assuming all the parts aren't checked for serial numbers, that'd be hard to track.

    8. Re:RMA System by klubar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I suspect the RMA agreements are different for very large customers. At least with Dell if you are a preferred buyer you can issues your own RMA (and I suspect the really large customers have even better deals of on-site spares and more). It's not uncommon for vendors to trust their best customers and to make it easy to get repair parts. Even ordinary retailers are able to get credit for customer returned items without physically shipping the defective part back to the vendor. In many cases the vendor just trashes the return part so there is a cost associated with handling an RMA. The total value of the defective parts in this case was probably a small percentage of Verizon's purchases. And if you're Cisco you don't want to piss off a good customer by accusing them of cheating on RMAs.

      But eventually you'll get caught.

    9. Re:RMA System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "had to HAVE had", shit for brains. "of", jesus....

    10. Re:RMA System by swb · · Score: 1

      Cisco probably goes along with lenient RMA terms for major clients because they have such profit in the contract that it's not really costing them any money to provide that leniency, plus getting a large volume of broken equipment back has its own costs. The marginal value of the equipment may not be high enough to warrant repairing it, at least for low end equipment.

      It also wouldn't surprise me that Cisco would have some kind of competitive intelligence team that buys equipment from resellers and traces its provenance so that Cisco can alter its sales policies to keep that used equipment out of the secondary market. Ie, a trade-up discount of $250 that involves actually giving up the old hardware may actually be worth a new product sale of $5000 if it keeps the old hardware out of the secondary market.

      My guess is that this guy just did it too long and eventually the contract came up and somebody in finance decided to do an audit or start digging into the data and came up with a funny pattern.

    11. Re:RMA System by isfry · · Score: 2

      I think the issue with selling the old item is getting the clearance to replace a "good part" where it has not triggered an alarm for being bad. I am sure they would have to jump through a lot of hoops to replace parts on a working network if there is not alarm even if there is redundancy in place to not notice you taking something down to replace it. Again you still end up where those S/N get traced back to Verizon when someone calls support on them. My guess is it was easier not to have to fight the red tape to pull the "bad" part and the replacement part had factory seals on it still and was more valuable. However having the bad S/N's still is service will get you when they do go bad and you have to replace something that has been already replaced at that point people started to look deeper.

  8. Re:Capitalism at its best by fsckmnky · · Score: 1

    Hey now. Traders do just that, they trade. They don't steal and fence. ;)

  9. Re:Capitalism at its best by fsckmnky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You do realize, *everyone* is a trader, right ? Even the kid slinging burgers at the local fast food joint is a trade. He trades time for money.

  10. Capitalism works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You seem to hate market traders for some reason. Could it be that you lack the basic knowledge and intelligence needed to invest wisely?

    Go back to watching "Dancing with the Stars" on that nice TV you bought in that installment plan. That's as close you should get to the financial system, it takes more brains than you have to play this game...

    1. Re:Capitalism works by Cragen · · Score: 1

      He probably feelss that most market traders would trade their mothers, wifes, and children, for starters, for more money. I have no idea where he got that notion. Your compassion reply surely has helped rid him of that idea. happy holidays.

    2. Re:Capitalism works by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, certainly can't imagine why anyone would dislike market traders, aside from envy. As we all know, financial markets have been widely regarded as practically a paragon of model free markets, remarkably free of corruption, fraud, regulatory capture, and other such socially disruptive distortions.

      Also, trading floors are frictionless ideally planar surfaces, inhabited by perfectly spherical traders who obey the ideal gas laws...

    3. Re:Capitalism works by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Go back to watching "Dancing with the Stars" on that nice TV you bought in that installment plan.

      Installment plan? Ugh, you mean like one of those Rent to Own places?

      The ones who charge like $600 for a Nintendo Wii (retail price $150)?

      --
      GLaDOS for President 2016! "Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure." -- GLaDOS, 2011
  11. Re:Capitalism at its best by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    The teenage fry-cook is a 'trader' in roughly the same sense that a Private E-1 is a 'military contractor'...

    Not strictly false; but not terribly usefully true.

  12. Re:Capitalism at its best by fsckmnky · · Score: 1

    Well, if I didn't comprehend that the customers of the fast food joint, weren't purchasing the food and eating it voluntarily, I could accuse the kid working behind the counter of being a mass murderer by way of providing poison that kills people.

    But I happen to understand the benefits traders provide to society with their activity, as well as the benefits the kid at the burger joint provides to society by his activity, which is exactly why both securities trading and burger slinging are legal occupations.

  13. $4.5M of Cisco Gear? by clonehappy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, he stole 1 router?

  14. Re:Capitalism at its best by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    He trades HIS time for money. The value of his time is dictated to him by his employer, because he has no bargaining power, and his employers fight dirty to prevent any collective bargaining power accumulating in the form of a union, but at least it's his time, an honest trade of a real commodity.

    Traders trade other peoples money. They dictate the value of stocks, and currencies. The very definition of the stock market is an instrument that defines the value of companies, and the traders play it for all they can get. By playing their games, they can make the cash value of something plummet, even though it's intrinsic value never changed, buy it for cents on the dollar, and reap the difference as profits. By inserting themselves as a kind of proxy in the loop via high frequency trading, they can squeeze even more out. They hire math PhDs specifically for their ability to invent financial instruments that are too complex to understand, so they can't be taxed or monitored.

    Traders will freely admit they don't give a shit about any of the claimed positive effects that the market has. It is not some noble calling, providing liquidity and a fair valuation of your business. It's a racket. The first thing Wall Street thought after the planes hit the Twin Towers, after "Whoa!", was "Whoa, the price of gold must be skyrocketing." The first thing they think when war breaks out is "How can I get me some of that action?"

    I've no problem with honest trade, until something better comes along. But Wall Street and the LSX have very little to do with honest trade.

  15. Re:Verizon by Tolvor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wrong

    There have been numerous studies done which show there is little relationship between wage paid and work done. Wages only influences the retention of your trained workforce (less wages, more training budget) when they switch to a more profitable job (in a bad economy, wage goes down and productivity up).

    Put it another way. Take your average production line employee and double his pay. Does production increase any? No. Production is limited by outside factors (order received, assembly time, work flow from other members, waiting for results to be generated...) However that person may feel better, but as a company I really don't care how that employee feels (yes I know this isn't PC but it is real). Why should I then increase a person's wage?

    Take another example. A company in the U.S. competes against a company outside of the U.S. Suppose that there is a extreme difference in labor costs between these two countries/companies. As a result the price for the finished product is much lower when produced in the company outside of the U.S. Which one will the consumer buy? (Hint, take a look at where your car/computer/clothing etc was assembled/built). High (or increasing) wages are counter-productive.

  16. Re:Capitalism at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Traders trade other peoples money.

    They only trade their own money OR the money of other people who have given it to them voluntarily to trade. This is no different than you giving your daughter money to help buy a house.

    They dictate the value of stocks, and currencies.

    Absolutely false. The market as a whole determines the value of stocks and currencies, via standard accepted accounting practices. A used car dealer doesn't dictate the value of his cars, the market determines that.

    The very definition of the stock market is an instrument that defines the value of companies, and the traders play it for all they can get.

    No. The definition of the stock market, is the environment in which stocks are traded. It doesn't "define" the value of companies by itself. The markets perception of the value of a company AS WELL AS the companies actual performance determines value. As for traders being competitive, yes they are, as is any other business person, as is any other sports team member, as is any other politician, etc etc etc. Lifeforms compete for resources and this is not unique to securities traders.

    By playing their games, they can make the cash value of something plummet, even though it's intrinsic value never changed, buy it for cents on the dollar, and reap the difference as profits.

    If by playing games, you mean, using mathematics and timing, that is no different than any other company does, in order to insure efficient operations. As for market manipulation by any single participant, please go do some research. You will find there are multiple mechanisms in place that prevent market manipulation, and with the exception of fraud or other illegal activities, traders do not cause prices to plummet. They do profit, if they enter a position, with the expectation that the price of something will rise or fall. But it is the overall market, ie, the environment in which one chooses to own a thing or not, that causes prices to rise and fall.

    By inserting themselves as a kind of proxy in the loop via high frequency trading, they can squeeze even more out.

    This is absolutely not true. As much as we've all read fantastical articles on wired.com about high frequency trading using supercomputers to siphon off profits, trading does not work that way. Every trade is a transaction between a buyer, and a seller. It is a mutual agreement between 2 parties. If you detest mutual agreements between two parties, I suggest you try to make it through life without participating in such transactions yourself. You would surely starve. HF is a near zero sum game between HF traders, and has little effect on long term investors of the health of a company. In the short term, it increases liquidity, which is a good thing, and everyone benefits from it. The only major risk factor in HF trading is the size of the positions that are allowed to be traded via algorithmic platforms, which can easily be limited via simple legislation.

    They hire math PhDs specifically for their ability to invent financial instruments that are too complex to understand, so they can't be taxed or monitored.

    This is pure newspaper fodder. Certainly the average person, like yourself, who doesn't study complex financial instruments has little chance of understanding them, at the same time, you aren't in the business of trading them. Car manufacturers hire PhDs to help manufacture cars, because the public just wants to drive them. The public doesn't understand how they are manufactured, but receives benefit from the activity anyway.

    FYI. Financial instruments are taxed, and monitored. The current state of the tax code is such that there are millions of loopholes, which can be legally used to reduce ones tax burden. If you think the loopholes should be closed, then by all means, call

  17. Re:Capitalism at its best by rwhamann · · Score: 2

    No, what I believe he means is that the "inflate and deflate" that the trader can do is worthless to society. It adds no real property or value to society, it only transfers value from one person to another. That's the leach part, the part that derivative traders maximized to harm the housing market (I won't say crash because that implies that mortgoage brokers and customers were free of fault, which they certainly were not.)

    --
    seg fault
  18. Re:Is this guy my gas man? by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    That's why you always require the parts to come back to the factory.

  19. Re:Verizon by Shatrat · · Score: 1

    Manager turnover can have a much higher cost if it disrupts all the employees working for that manager. The GPs logic still holds true. A higher paid manager won't work any harder, long term, but he will be less likely to look for another job.

    --
    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  20. Simple theft != technologically interesting. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    It is simple theft, indistinguishable from so many other thefts. Just because the stealee is Verizon and the stolen is techie parts, it does not make it is any more interesting than other forms of embezzlement.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  21. Which Verizon proccess did he used ? by mat · · Score: 1

    I'm working for Verizon (Business, not Wireless), but I would like to know which process did he used to order the devices. When I have to order legitimate devices or training, it's always a highly complex process that must be validated by up to ten people including one vice-president, checked by auditors in different countries and must be exactly filled otherwise will be rejected (in one of the last steps of course)... a nightmare and really time consuming ! So I'm really impressed by what he did !