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Face-Scanning Vending Machine Denies Children Access To Pudding

smitty777 writes "What do you do when you spend over a billion dollars on products targeted specifically for adults? Simple, just put a device on your pudding dispensing vending machines that scans faces, and denies the delicious food to the kiddies. The Minority Report-like device will apparently judge the age of the individual based on the space between their eyes and ears. If the criteria is not met, the vending machine will shut down and ask the individual to step away from the machine. There are some vending machine combos that this makes sense for, but seriously — pudding?"

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  1. You still can't have your pudding... by sethstorm · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...even if you've had your meat.

    (apologies to Pink Floyd)

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    1. Re:You still can't have your pudding... by azalin · · Score: 4, Funny

      unless it's black...

    2. Re:You still can't have your pudding... by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even better would be if the machine screamed "Stand still laddie" while it was trying to do the facial recognition :)

    3. Re:You still can't have your pudding... by orkysoft · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is pretty childish behaviour.

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  2. Re:Alcoholic puddings? by smi.james.th · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, now that I've read TFA, there's no booze in the pudding. This is what it says:

    "It's probably a good measure to prevent unmonitored children from taking more than their fair share of pudding cups"

    FWIW, I know quite a few adults, probably myself included, who can be worse than children when it comes to taking more than their fair share...

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  3. Sorry Cartman. by lewko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now they just need vending machines that can detect little fat kids.

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  4. Smaller sized adults? by theNetImp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what about a person who has a growth problem and doesn't grow any bigger than the size of a 10yr old. This is a law suit waiting to happen.

    1. Re:Smaller sized adults? by Hentes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even midgets have normal sized heads.

  5. Easy hack. by blackicye · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Japanese Cigarette vending machines with facial recognition were pulled, when they discovered that holding up a scale photo or magazine picture would pass the age check.

  6. My evil plan by Fuzzums · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put a scale in front of it.
    Anyone over 100 Kilo will not be served :)

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    1. Re:My evil plan by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      so was my dad. He put away over 20 shots a day for years.

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  7. Not to mention free advertising on Slashdot by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and every other technology outlet that covers the technology machine and every outlet concerned about health or childrens rights that covers this machine. Seriously could you imagine the amount of buzz/free advertising that would be generated by targeting only Men for example, and the number of women who would buy the product just to say "screw you I'll eat it anyways"?

    Jello may have just invented the advertising by exclusion business model.

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  8. Re:Alcoholic puddings? by duguk · · Score: 5, Informative

    More likely thinking of the adults having to deal with the sugar frenzy, not to mention the throwing up. And I wonder whether allergies and liability also plays a part.

    Sugar-hyperactivity is a MYTH. Surprising, I know; but before you react, have a think about it for a while. The same is said to apply to E-numbers. Although some people are allergic to it, hyperactivity is very unusual.

    Also, I don't understand the logic of this company, they destroyed Cadbury's in the UK after closing one of their large factories here. Now they want to restrict who can buy their products. If children are out alone, surely they can buy this product elsewhere? I can't imagine any shopkeep refusing a sale because it's a chocolate cake that was "designed for adults".

  9. Because you can't untell a lie by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the other hand noses keep growing throughout life.

    Because you can't untell a lie.

  10. This is a brilliant idea by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suspect this is a test of the system. Put somerhing in their that kids want that is not true contraband like cigarettes. Kids will figure out how to defeat the security by, say wearing masks or holding up newsweek magazine covers. Maker of machine then improves software. The war continues till kids can't defeat it. Now you can load it with cigarettes and alcohol.

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