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Carbon Emissions 'Will Defer Ice Age'

Sven-Erik writes "Due to subtle variations in the Earth's orbit, researchers have calculated that the next Ice Age is due within 1,500 years. However, a new study suggests greenhouse gas emissions mean it will not happen that soon (abstract). 'Dr Skinner's group ... calculates that the atmospheric concentration of CO2 would have to fall below about 240 parts per million (ppm) before the glaciation could begin. The current level is around 390ppm. Other research groups have shown that even if emissions were shut off instantly, concentrations would remain elevated for at least 1,000 years, with enough heat stored in the oceans potentially to cause significant melting of polar ice and sea level rise.'"

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  1. my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this science? Or is it it political posturing ? If an experiment can't reproduce the results, can we really have confidence in the predictions?

    1. Re:my model proves it !!! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's hard to get funding for an experiment that takes two identical planets and changes the global CO2 concentration on one.

      Climatology is an observational science like geology or astronomy. Models can be checked. It's not just curve fitting to the temperature record: climatologists figure they're on the right track when their models predict phenomena like El Nino.

    2. Re:my model proves it !!! by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2

      The experiment is currently running. Check back in 2k years or so for the results.

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    3. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, No. They take 2 domes, one is the control and the other they pump in Co2. They have to load it with a bunch of second rate TV stars, or those on dancing with the star. After that, they then can measure something. OK, I really haven't thought much beyond that, but still it's a sound idea.

    4. Re:my model proves it !!! by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Troll

      Welcome to the New Scientific method.
      Step one get a PHD in science (or something that will make you an expert).
      Step two you make an hypothesis. (This hypothesis will be based on your political standing and it will either point to certain doom, or discredit others hypothesis for certain doom)
      Step three find some data (It really doesn't matter if it is based on your hypothesis or not, we just need data) keep on summarizing the data until you show a trend in your favor.
      Step four go in front of congress with your statement to push political action in your favor.

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    5. Re:my model proves it !!! by alphatel · · Score: 4, Funny

      The earth is just a computer. You need two. See Slartibartfast.

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    6. Re:my model proves it !!! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Is the big bang science? Or politics because we can't reproduce it?

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    7. Re:my model proves it !!! by fooslacker · · Score: 0

      It's funny and it's flamebait...I didn't know whether to mod you funny to counteract the flamebait mod or to comment...GENIUS I say!!! just GENIUS!!!

    8. Re:my model proves it !!! by superwiz · · Score: 1

      The mandatory response is, of course, ability to occasionally predict something is not an indication that the level of certainty of all stated conclusions is as great as claimed. Whether or not level of certainty has been overstated is not something that yields itself to peer review. Basically, peer review can only answer the question "is this definitely true or is there a flaw in the observations or conclusions." Whereas, level of certainty can only be estimated by answering the question "is this plausible." It's the difference between "accurate" and "plausible" that makes peer review adequate or inadequate method of fact finding.

      Climatology is not at all like geology, by the way. Geology has reproducible data because it studies artifacts of events rather than events in progress.

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    9. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm so tired of hearing this ridiculous nonsense from people who obviously have no clue about the scientific method.

      There are many predictions in climate science which are replicable. Every year we can predict the thickness of tree rings and ice-layers, the amount of CO2 and pollen trapped in glacial ice, the amount of microorganisms trapped in ocean sediment, and many, many other pieces of data, based on the climate. Models predict the average temperature and the average CO2 concentration (and many other things).

      These predictions can all be checked against real-world data, and therefore, it is science .

      This is vastly opposed to denier "science", which makes no predictions, or incorrect predictions.

    10. Re:my model proves it !!! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Indeed. As is hominid evolution. Just because we are basing theories off of observed and currently happening phenomena does not mean that the science need be any weaker than working with phenomena for which active processes have largely ceased. Besides, geology is a ludicrously bad example. Just how many times do you get to observe Archean rocks form? That climatology is researching active processes is a benefit, not a negative. Helluva lot more difficult to test specifics of ancient geology or Big Bang cosmology when said events happened billions of years ago, and not, say, right fucking now.

      There's this bizarre belief being stated by some of the skeptics on this particular article that somehow knowing the end of a process, but not the beginning, is in some way superior to knowing the beginning, but not the end.

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    11. Re:my model proves it !!! by rbmyers · · Score: 1

      There's this bizarre belief being stated by some of the skeptics on this particular article that somehow knowing the end of a process, but not the beginning, is in some way superior to knowing the beginning, but not the end.

      The belief is far from bizarre. It is rooted in this poorly-understood phenomenon called entropy. Being able to posit an orderly beginning that is consistent with the observable and relatively chaotic present is far more meaningful than extrapolating into an unobservable future using equations with iffy and actually unknown stability properties.

    12. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder at the mention of rising water due to Arctic ice melting. I believe Archimedes would wonder at it also.

    13. Re:my model proves it !!! by Rockoon · · Score: 0

      Every year we can predict the thickness of tree rings

      Umm, no. Every year we observe more divergence from the predictions since about 1950..

      The kicker is that the only locations where tree rings can be used as good temperature proxies ("stands" where other contributing factors like precipitation are minimized) are in fact in places that show the most divergence.

      Tree ring proxies are damn near worthless until they figure this out. Why dont you know this?

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    14. Re:my model proves it !!! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Models can be checked. It's not just curve fitting to the temperature record: climatologists figure they're on the right track when their models predict phenomena like El Nino.

      The problem is there's no shortcut for it as you move forward. While you can kinda-sorta validate your models by looking at different time periods, ultimately, having 100% predictive accuracy on the past is just an illusion of accuracy.

      I worked in modelling for years, and the golden standard my professors always hammered into me was forward prediction. Not the ability to predict the past.

    15. Re:my model proves it !!! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty much with you on what you say but I'm not aware of any climate models that attempt to predict phenomena like El Nino (or any number of other phenomena that work on decadal or shorter scales). Most climate modeling is done on a 30 year moving average which means the El Nino/La Nina cycles basically cancel each other out and they can use the average of the cycle.

    16. Re:my model proves it !!! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Not all arctic ice is floating in the sea. There is the Greenland ice sheet and many of the other islands around the arctic have lesser ice sheets. The estimates are that if all of the ice sheet on Greenland were to melt sea level would rise approximately 20 feet.

    17. Re:my model proves it !!! by siddesu · · Score: 2

      Astronomy and geology are certainly not "observational sciences" in the sense you use that phrase. Experiments are not only possible in astronomy and geology, they are performed routinely. I don't know much about geology, but there are a lot of notable experiments in astronomy, from ancient times to yesterday. For example, the determination of the circumference of Earth by Eratosthenes, the discovery of the planets beyond Uranus, the observation of neutron stars, the background cosmic radiation, the discovery of extrasolar planets, and many, many others.

      Actually, there is no such a thing as "observational" science -- ability to define your theory so that it can be tested against an experiment is what distinguishes a science.

    18. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many predictions in climate science which are replicable. Every year we can predict the thickness of tree rings and ice-layers, the amount of CO2 and pollen trapped in glacial ice, the amount of microorganisms trapped in ocean sediment, and many, many other pieces of data, based on the climate. Models predict the average temperature and the average CO2 concentration (and many other things)

      Nothing of what you just wrote happens. There are no such predictions, neither are they verified.

      I'm interested in knowing whether you lie on purpose or if you really believe that yourself.

    19. Re:my model proves it !!! by siddesu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the process with climatology was subtly different, something like

      1. Someone got a PhD in science

      2. They began collecting data and observe what's happening

      3. They published some papers and gathered about 10 more people, who had gone thru 1 and 2

      4. They published more papers

      5. They collected more data, and convinced their government that even more data is necessary

      6. They got more equipment, more data, came up with some ways to put these data together

      7. Then they refined their hypothesis, got more funding and more students

      8. Then they got publicity by semi-literate journalists, and it all went political. Unfortunately, unlike the people who play politics, the people who did the research were not prepared for the tricks on the political side.

      9. Even unfortunatelier, nobody else was prepared to understand or argue sensibly the "tricks" on the research side

      10. Ever since, it has been one giant downhill race in lies, accusations and misunderstandings, to the detriment of science

      11. When it should have been a harmonious transition to getting more understanding of the topic, and gradually and smoothly planning and executing whatever action would be necessary.

      And so it goes.

    20. Re:my model proves it !!! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Erm... how is "the observation of neutron stars" evidence that astronomy is not an "observational science"?

    21. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing of what you just wrote happens. There are no such predictions, neither are they verified.

      I deny any of what you just wrote happens.
      I deny that there are such predictions.
      I deny that they are verified.
      I deny that I am a denialist.

    22. Re:my model proves it !!! by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Erm ... They were predicted before they were observed, so it wasn't a chance discovery, but rather, an experiment to find an object with the specific properties suggested by the theory. You know, kind of like an experiment.

    23. Re:my model proves it !!! by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I check computer models and computer-generated engineering drawings every day (it's fun, actually), but we don't build things from computer models. We build things from detail drawings, which need checking.

      The smallest computer glitch can have a huge impact on a project if not caught, especially if one considers that many will unquestioningly accept whatever the software spits out.

      I like to think that Slashdotters already realize this.

    24. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in far northern latitudes, something which you probably would have mentioned if you were being honest about it.

    25. Re:my model proves it !!! by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the gold standard should be it's utility. Try googling, you will find dozens of forward predictions similar to these...

      1. The phenomena known as "Polar amplification" was predicted before it was observed.
      2. The phenomena known as "Stratospheric cooling" was predicted before it was observed.
      5. Accurately predicted the climatic impact of the Mt Pinatobo eruption.

      These sort of tests don't even start to list the basic predictive skill a climate model needs to be considered useful, such as the ocean currents, air pressure patterns, the roaring forties, monsoons, ENSO, the formation of tropical cyclones in the right geographical locations in the right season, the morning clouds in the Amazon burnt of by the sun, sea ice extent, all these things and much more must be accurately hind-cast before you can even start to ask "what if" questions.

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    26. Re:my model proves it !!! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The smallest computer glitch can have a huge impact on a project if not caught, especially if one considers that many will unquestioningly accept whatever the software spits out. I like to think that Slashdotters already realize this.

      Of course we do, so do climate scientists. Which is why when scientists say "climate models predict" they're talking about the statistics of thousands of runs on hundreds of different models.

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    27. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on what? Repetition?

    28. Re:my model proves it !!! by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      The real history:

      It started in 1824 when Fourier predicted the IR absorption properties of CO2 while inventing spectroscopy. Tyndall confirmed the prediction in the 1850's and finally in 1896 Arrhenius started looking into the effects of industrial CO2 emissions on the climate (not sure if any of them had a phd). The idea was dismissed for about 50yrs due to the argument that water's broad IR absorption spectrum obscured and therefore cancelled CO2's narrower IR absorption spectrum. It wasn't until spectrometers with better resolution (invented to research missiles) came about in the 50's that it overcame that last serious objection, (turned out that the frequency peaks are interleaved not overlapped). In 1958 the NAS warned the US government that our emission's were changing our climate and the political bun fight started in earnest.

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    29. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no climatology (and no real history to speak of) before the early 60s, when the first multidisciplinary papers started to come out and enough funding was granted to start comprehensive measurements. The treatment of the subject before that looks nothing like modern climatology.

    30. Re:my model proves it !!! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      OK. I'd have thought that the theorising part of that was astrophysics, whilst the looking for them was astronomy. But looking at Wikipedia right now, the implication is that astronomy and astrophysics is more or less the same subject. My nephew is studying astrophysics, so I'll have to ask him to fill me in on that when next I see him.

    31. Re:my model proves it !!! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Only in far northern latitudes, something which you probably would have mentioned if you were being honest about it.

      Yes, where the "stands" for temperature proxy are. Something you would have known if you actually wanted to learn about it instead of rushing to support a priori conclusion.

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    32. Re:my model proves it !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, sure, you're an honest broker, which is why you clipped a small part of one sentence of my original post, and used it to attempt to mislead people. Tree rings aren't the only proxy, but even so, they're a lot more useful than you're admitting.

    33. Re:my model proves it !!! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Oh, sure, you're an honest broker, which is why you clipped a small part of one sentence of my original post, and used it to attempt to mislead people.

      Which misleading is that? I have not proffered that global warming is or is not happening, nor that humans are or are not causing it.

      You were trying to mislead us into believing that you knew what you were talking about. Not only were you wrong about the veracity of tree rings with regards to temperature record, you dared state that "every year" that tree rings have been proven to show skill at matching the instrumental record.

      I guess in your world its ok to lead off with a complete fabrication in order to prove whatever point you have...

      ..nice world that must be.

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    34. Re:my model proves it !!! by siddesu · · Score: 1

      ORLY? I hear the ocean is absorbing more CO2 and is getting slowly more acidic as the temperatures and the atmospheric concentration is rising. You know, kind of like you can dissolve more sugar when you heat the water, not less. You got some prooflink for your interesting statement?

  2. Been there, done that. by sconeu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle and Michael Flynn.

    Fallen Angels

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    1. Re:Been there, done that. by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the Outsiders have yet to show up and teach us how get us off this mudball. So, we're kind of stuck fixing our own problems.

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    2. Re:Been there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Whispers into ear-
      Rockets.

    3. Re:Been there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newt Gingrich is a personal friend of Jerry. Now I have to wonder.

  3. So why to we bitch about global warming? by spaceplanesfan · · Score: 2

    Its good, as it turns to be? Or do we want an ice age?

    1. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by forkfail · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know, is a bit more war and some starvation worse than having the entire northern hemisphere uninhabitable?

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    3. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by forkfail · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Describing the impact of global warming as "a bit more war and some starvation" is rather like describing the situation of living living in Pompeii in AD 79 as being "minorly inconvenienced by relatively minor geological events".

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    4. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you know that? Some models predict increased desertification in the mid latitudes but then many show increasing crop productivity at more northern latitudes. What we do know is that during previous ice ages the human species went through some bottleneck events that reduced our numbers to what we would now considered near extinction for a large animal species.

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    5. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      I'm almost certain afidel is in a First World country in the Northern Hemisphere. Therefore, for him, having the entire Northern Hemisphere uninhabitable is a bigger deal than the war and starvation which will mostly occur in Third World countries.

      It's sort of like how many people, if given the chance to vote between spending millions of dollars feeding starving Africans, or spending millions of dollars to revive Firefly, might pick Firefly.

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    6. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How do you know that? Some models predict increased desertification in the mid latitudes but then many show increasing crop productivity at more northern latitudes. What we do know is that during previous ice ages the human species went through some bottleneck events that reduced our numbers to what we would now considered near extinction for a large animal species.

      Go visit the tundra, tell me what you think that place will smell like when it thaws.

      Sure, in about 1000 years when the toxic rot has run its course, there will be productive land there able to grow crops, but it won't get there without a lot of pain during the transition.

      Intrinsically, people are inconvenienced by change, change of this magnitude is inconvenient enough that people will go to war over it.

    7. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, sometimes I use the analogy of going downhill on a ski slope, with the declining elevation rather like the long-term, thousand-year timescale of glacial cycles. Yes, in the long term over the next few thousand years we're heading into an ice age, if our understanding of Milankovitch astronomical cycles is correct. If you don't want to go downhill too far, then I suppose any local, short-term bump in temperatures (say, century-scale) might be regarded as a good thing that keeps you from sliding further downhill into a cold ice age.

      Unfortunately, by that analogy the expected global warming in the next century is a bit like running into a ski jump or a wall. Not necessarily fun either.

    8. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by forkfail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't "know" in the sense that certain faith based folks "know" that they'll be the ones saved.

      I do, however, know in the sense that I've read a lot about it, including impact models ranging from US government predictions (military, civilian), international studies, many of which predict widespread starvation and chaos.

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    9. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with feeding starving africans is that all that happens is there are more africans around next year to again be starving as the brutal reality of their continent comes to bear again. With firefly, at least there is another dvd to add to the box set and a year from now it won't cost you a cent.

    10. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hating ice ages doesn't mean liking global warming. If you want to prevent the planet from cooling into an ice age, you don't need to warm it up above present temperatures. You just have to keep it from cooling below present temperatures.

      Human civilization has adapted itself to a relatively stable range of climate over the last 10,000 years. Large warming or large cooling pushes us outside of that range. It may be costly to adapt our civilization to a completely different climate, particularly if it happens "fast" (century time scale). Thus, it's possible to hate both global warming and "ice ages".

      If you want to use the greenhouse effect to prevent the planet from falling into a glacial period, then you should want to save fossil fuels for when we need them, rather than using them up now, when we don't. That is, dole them out slowly over thousands of years to keep the interglacial climate stable, as the next glacial period gradually deepens, instead of our current course of using them up rapidly and elevating temperatures well above the Holocene climate range.

      Besides which, this study is controversial. Everyone agrees that we will see another glacial period someday, barring human intervention. The question is when. This study suggests 1500 years; a number of others have suggested that the next glacial period isn't due for as long as 50,000 years. Which is even less of an argument for global warming.

    11. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by afidel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So? Homosapien has been going to war since before we left the trees (at least we're pretty sure since most of our closest relatives wage war). We've had war since we've been around and it's never come close to wiping us out, on the other hand we're pretty damn sure that glaciation has come really close to killing us off. I'll take a bit more war over a near extinction event that we can't control.

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    12. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Feeding starving africans will do NO good. Instead, far better to help them feed themselves. Best way is to get businesses going with them. IOW, even helping firefly does more to help africa then simply giving food to ppl that are then cut off later and starve again.

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    13. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2

      Feeding starving africans will do NO good. Instead, far better to help them feed themselves.

      Without food security, they'll be unable to get businesses going. Without food security, they'll be unable to learn how to feed themselves.

      Food security is the #1 requirement for them to do anything else than just concentrate on day-to-day survival.

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    14. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0

      That's actually exactly the same sense of "knowing." You've decided which prophecy you believe, and now you're sure it's right. Welcome to the religious mindset.

      Also, carefully note I did not express an opinion on climate change in this post.

    15. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy cow,

      " I'll take a bit more war over a near extinction event that we can't control..."

      Yeah, a bit of war with, you know a bit of thermonuclear/biological weapons thrown in.. Yeah, smart choice...

      PS. you might also want to read about nuclear winter

    16. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by forkfail · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, you're arguing that peer reviewed scientific theories and religious gospel are equivalent? And acceptance of the peer review process is an indicator of a religious mindset?

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    17. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Intrinsically, people are inconvenienced by change, change of this magnitude is inconvenient enough that people will go to war over it.

      Nothing like a good ole nuclear winter to kick off the next ice age.

    18. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by thrich81 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It appears you've never been in a real war. Neither have I but I've seen the pictures from WW I and WW II and read the statistics. You can academically say, "Well they were an inevitable event in the adaptation of 19th century nation-states societies to the 20th century Industrial Age", but that doesn't mean you want your kids to go through that sort of thing -- and I mean the devastation of WW II in Europe and Asia, not the relatively light touch the US got. I'll take a multi-hundred year climate change to which we can adapt over a ten year series of conflicts later called WW III.

    19. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that?

      Unless you adopt the worse case scenario in your conjecture you are obviously an oil industry shill. Those folks that take the worse case as a given are doing their part to derail the christo-fossil-capitalist hegemony. As should you. Shill.

    20. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      That's right. That's why you start it at one place and work your way outwards.

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    21. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Glaciation isn't a little climate change, it's the northern hemisphere being covered by miles of ice! You don't adapt to that.

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    22. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if unicorns would sprout from the ground there they could easily dominate the market for unicorns. Or to verying degrees: diamonds, oil, ostriches, rubber, bauxite, sport hunting, etc etc.

      Africans are perched on the world's greatest endowment of natural resources in the world yet many are still food insecure. The reasons they are the same reasons trying to 'give' it to them is an exercise in futility.

    23. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Food security is the #1 requirement for them to do anything else than just concentrate on day-to-day survival.

      Like most of his ilk, the GP hasn't ever thought about what it might be like to live without the privileges he takes for granted. You can also tell he's probably a libertarian by his whole dumbass "well let's just get business going and everything will fix itself!" attitude. Hint, WindBourne: when you're literally starving, first you need food, second you need shelter, third you need sanitation. Only when basic survival requirements are met can the people of these countries even begin to take the next step towards eventual self sufficiency. And that step is not "business", it's "societal reform". Without a functioning, ethical society, and without a government by, of, and for the local people, the only involvement of business will be the same gang of outsider companies which are currently part of the self-perpetuating problem.

      But if he is a libertarian, his ideology probably doesn't let him see that business can ever be a problem.

    24. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with feeding starving africans is that all that happens is there are more africans around next year to again be starving as the brutal reality of their continent comes to bear again.

      How about a program that feeds the starving on condition that they submit to sterilization?

    25. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Toonol · · Score: 2

      Why do you think so? Global warming is certainly much more pleasant than global cooling, and the warmer periods in Earth's history have generally been more conducive to life. The only real problem with warming will be the social-political instability that results.

    26. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ethics is lacking: we accept you 100,000,000 people suffering and dying in agony so that these (us?) 300,000,000 might prosper and multiply.

      The right question should be, If on the balance, the climate change turns out positive, how can we let the whole humanity take in a share of the benefits? For example, instead of pretending to fight the windmills, why not plan for a mass transport of whole nations from the Subsaharan Africa to, say, central Canada? Or, if the climate change is inevitable but will cause innocent parties to suffer, should we accept our responsibility and invite them to our midst?

    27. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Galciation has never come close to killing off any humans in Africa. We've proven ourselves to be the most adaptable mamal to walk the earth, starting from the African savanah and migrating to the frozen Siberia, across continents and oceans to nearly every land mass on the planet - all before we discovered any form of machinery - no metal, no steam power, no electricity. I severly doubt any form of global warming (or cooling) could wipe out humanity. 1000's of other species on earth? Yes. New ones will eventually take their place though. There have been hundreds of mass extinctions. CO2 levels have been orders of magnitude (bingo) greater than they are today. Sea levels have been much higher and much lower. The south pole wasn't always ice when the dinosaurs were wandering about..

    28. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Intrinsically, people are inconvenienced by change, change of this magnitude is inconvenient enough that people will go to war over it.

      Sorry, but change is inevitable. There is no such thing for a living organism or even a planet as "the status quo" for very long. Things change, either for the better or the worse. There is no way to stop the change, although it may be possible to change the direction.

      Offhand, I would say global warming/climate change that is evidenced by a gradual warming trend is far, far better than a gradual cooling trend ending in an ice age. Humans made it through the last ice age, but just barely. You would find that today's population is about as well prepared and our technology just about as useful as it was back then.

    29. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      He's making whatever argument allows him to rationalize continuing barfing millions of years of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere in the space of a few centuries. He doesn't care what happens in fifty or a hundred years. The world exists simply for his enjoyment.

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    30. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Unless you were a human 20,000 years ago living in Siberia at the peak of the last Ice Age.

    31. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by cdrguru · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately, the model for aid to countries with starving people has been to deny them any semblance of security. The US (and other countries) ship in massive amounts of food in a generally inedible form - raw grains, etc. This is then given to various bodies within the country with starving people. Some of this ends up being sold for the enrichment of people that weren't starving to begin with. Some of it ends up being dumped along the road because it is too much trouble for them to actually distribute.

      The truely awful scenario is the family found dead of starvation sitting around with a bag of raw wheat grain sitting there at their feet. Without a flour mill the raw grain is pretty much useless except as an animal feed, and all the animals were eaten last week.

      We is the US sending bags of grain to warlords hoping they will distribute this to their "subjects" that they desperately want to keep in total subjugation? Why is the US sending bags of grain to the government of a country that has historically totally neglected their rural population? Why is the US sending bags of grain in the first place? Oh, because we have a surplus of it and it doesn't really cost anything to ship the surplus overseas.

      The end result of this is the people still starve. Even if they get the food aid, it doesn't help solve the problems of why they are starving in the first place. Nor does it teach the people anything about getting out of their predicament. Food aid has been a curse to Africa since day one and nobody on either side seems to be learning anything from the history of failure.

    32. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      Without a flour mill the raw grain is pretty much useless except as an animal feed, and all the animals were eaten last week.

      Ever hear of a quern?

      They're pretty useful, and it's normally not hard to find a couple of stones.

      I think you'd call it "appropriate technology".

    33. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by cusco · · Score: 1

      You do realize that 'businesses' such as BP, Shell, Alcoa, DeBeers, CitiCorp and the like are one of the principle reasons that they don't have functioning societies that allow them to feed themselves, don't you?

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    34. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by niftydude · · Score: 2

      Time for a Godwin ;-)

      Latest research shows that Alpine plants such as Edelweiss have been dying off due to the warmer summers we have been experiencing - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2083967/Edelweiss-plants-A-risk-extinct-summers-gets-warmer.html and because they now have less area to grow in, are at risk of extinction.

      Even Hitler didn't commit genocide on Edelweiss when he invaded Austria. Therefore - climate change deniers, by being responsible for killing off the delicate and beautiful Edelweiss flower, are worse than Hitler.

      That is all.

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    35. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Avin22 · · Score: 2

      Well, according to the article, you can. If we were to find our planet cooling, we could just release more CO2 into the atmosphere. Heating from global warming takes on the order of 20 years to take full effect. Ice ages occur on geological time scales which are much larger. Plus, it is far easier to put carbon into the atmosphere than take it out. So our best bet is to wait until we observe cooling and then react to it. Right now, however, we are seeing a noticeable increase in temperature. This suggests that global warming is occurring and will likely cause serious problems within our lifetime (or if not, in our children's lifetime).

    36. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about whether the race will survive, it's about whether the race will -want- to survive.

    37. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      We have spent over 50 years giving Africa food. It is not working to simply give it to them. Instead, if we help them set up businesses, establish trade, schools, and yes, farms, then we can help them to see value in doing more than just raping/pillaging each other.

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    38. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Your ethics is lacking: we accept you 100,000,000 people suffering and dying in agony so that these (us?) 300,000,000 might prosper and multiply.

      Your ethics are lacking. India alone has over half a billion people living in the horrible conditions of extreme poverty right now, today. So how many displaced people are we talking about that will be added to the billions in poverty already?

      I swear Americans and Europeans have no fucking real concept of this world. The impact on humanity that you fear will happen because of global warming, is already happening on a much larger scale and not because of global warming.

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    39. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by fierce · · Score: 1

      Good job on nitpicking and being deliberately obtuse while at the same time completely ignoring the real problems put forth in parents post.

      Anything for that "informative" mod?

    40. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Yes. And you forgot the new ones from China that are not just raping and pillaging, but insisting on bringing their own labor rather than employing the locals. The fact is, that those are businesses from OUTSIDE that are simple grabbing resources. What is needed is to deal with the NUMEROUS small guys and buy finished products and give them an HONEST $. Skip all of the big guys. At the same time, focus on helping them with food. Yes, food aid will have to continue for sometime, BUT, as small businesses pop up, LOCAL farmers should be able to take over food production.

      Oddly, where africa is today, is the same direction that America is headed. Sad. We need to turn Africa and ourselves around. Move from large monopolies and esp. large outsider monopolies and move to competitive markets.

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    41. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go visit the tundra, tell me what you think that place will smell like when it thaws.

      Like your mom's girl parts?

    42. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You will be able to apply the same logic to humans in some areas of the Earth by the end of the century. And no, they won't have anywhere else to go.

    43. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      TFA quotes experts saying that CO2 levels have to fall below 240-270ppm to allow an ice age to occur. We're at 390 right now, we passed 320 back in 1965. We're overdoing it rather much. Would be nice to hang on to some of that carbon for later, just in case. Plan B when (not if) we use up all the carbon and need to warm the planet later, is to use something like CF4 -- powerful greenhouse gas, 50,000 year residence time, not an ozone-destroyer. For comparison, CO2's residence time is estimated in the 30-95 year range, and water vapor has a residence time of only 9 days (figures from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_gas)

    44. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, because we have a surplus of it and it doesn't really cost anything to ship the surplus overseas.

      And it, of course, helps to maintain that surplus by not allowing other countries to cultivate and get their own, so they keep selling, donating and improving their economy while the starving countries keep starving.

    45. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by MacDork · · Score: 1

      I'll take a bit more war over a near extinction event that we can't control.

      It appears you've never been in a real war.

      It appears you've never been in a near extinction event. :-)

    46. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by MacDork · · Score: 0

      Galciation has never come close to killing off any humans in Africa.

      False. 70,000 years ago, glaciation nearly wiped out humanity.

    47. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if we want an ice age, we are already in one, and have been for about 2.58 million years. Of course, within the ice age, we happen to be in an interglacial period, but that is another matter.

    48. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Without a flour mill the raw grain is pretty much useless except as an animal feed, and all the animals were eaten last week.

      FWIW you can actually boil whole wheat for about 25 minutes and eat it, kind of like oatmeal.

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    49. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by riverat1 · · Score: 0

      If the next glaciation isn't predicted to start for 1500 years* let them worry about it in 1000 years. 1500 years ago is like the year 612 AD. Nobody alive today has to worry about another ice age.

      * I've heard other number like 20,000 years before the next glaciation starts but it's an area with a lot of uncertainty.

    50. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      70,000 years ago also coinsides with the time it is thought a few thousand humans migrated from Africa to populate the world. I'd read the article you posted by CNN reports a 404 for the original. Reading other googled articles and putting this information together seems to suggest glaciation helped humanity reach its current world domination by allowing us to migration north arounds the coast lines due to extremely low sea levels. It didn't make us nearly extinct, it forced our highly adaptable species to migrate and flourish.

    51. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that 50,000 years would be a combo breaker, historically speaking.

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    52. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Offhand, I would say global warming/climate change that is evidenced by a gradual warming trend is far, far better than a gradual cooling trend ending in an ice age. Humans made it through the last ice age, but just barely. You would find that today's population is about as well prepared and our technology just about as useful as it was back then.

      If I got to choose, I'd choose a gradual event - warming or cooling. If it could take place over the span of 1000 years or so, I think we'll adapt just fine. There's actually plenty of land for several billion people whether New York is under ice, or the Sahara stretches to London.

      What I would not choose is sea level rise of 10 meters in 100 years. I bet we still can accomplish that little milestone by 2100 if we continue our current CO2 output growth curve (on top of a population doubling every 40 years or so...)

    53. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I suppose that those who are so worried about what could happen 1000 years from now should be congratulated for foreseeing a horrible future and insisting that something be "done now" to mitigate a catastrophic event that might happen in the future.

      On the other hand, I also see a lot of people who have played SimWorld too much while living in their parents' basements and not bothering to procreate because, why bother?

    54. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Go visit the tundra, tell me what you think that place will smell like when it thaws.

      It'll smell like taiga because that is what it'll become.

      Sure, in about 1000 years when the toxic rot has run its course, there will be productive land there able to grow crops, but it won't get there without a lot of pain during the transition.

      Or we can change the terrain to suit our purposes.

      Intrinsically, people are inconvenienced by change, change of this magnitude is inconvenient enough that people will go to war over it.

      They'd go to war anyway. At least with AGW, I know I'm not crippling my society before the next wave of wars starts.

    55. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the ice age will kill off so much of humanity that we will stop consuming so many natural resources.

      Because, you know, they'll be buried under a mile of ice.

    56. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by cusco · · Score: 1

      My own opinion is that every business above a certain size should be broken up into pieces, the results depending on capital necessary for minimal functionality. My mother-in-law used to sell in the market in Peru, along with 100+ other people who were also feeding their families. The whole bunch of them could have been replaced with a supermarket that employed 15. I know it will never happen, but I can dream . . .

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    57. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The problem is that ice-age type glaciation is a positive-feedback phenomenon. We'll start cooling, and the envirofreaks will say hooray and put political pressure against any CO2 release. By the time they're defeated, we'll be on the brink. At that point it'll take only one event like "The year without a summer" to cover half the globe with snow. The albedo change will have us beyond the tipping point, and goobye civilization.

      The modern era is completely unlike pre-industrial times. There's no excuse for widespread widespread warfare, and one good, strong country can put a lid on it.

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    58. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Feeding starving africans will do NO good. Instead, far better to feed them to themselves.

      Fixed it for ya.

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    59. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      the war and starvation which will mostly occur in Third World countries

      And that will be different how?

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    60. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I know, right? Only those evil Americans would ship food to starving people. It's horrific.

    61. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by voidphoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Glaciation? Try Toba.

    62. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's not even the worst part. Citing from an interview with a kenyan economist:

      "[a] portion of the shipment ends up on the black market where the corn is dumped at extremely low prices. Local farmers may as well put down their hoes right away; no one can compete with the UN's World Food Program. And because the farmers go under in the face of this pressure, Kenya would have no reserves to draw on if there actually were a famine next year."

      The "aid" is, in effect, ruining all hopes for any kind of agricultural self-sufficiency in those countries.

      (read the whole thing here.)

    63. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      Go visit the tundra, tell me what you think that place will smell like when it thaws.

      It'll smell like taiga because that is what it'll become.

      Sure, in about 1000 years when the toxic rot has run its course, there will be productive land there able to grow crops, but it won't get there without a lot of pain during the transition.

      Or we can change the terrain to suit our purposes.

      Using what? Oil, or Nuclear? Nothing else has the the total energy capacity to even attempt "TerraForming" on that scale. I've watched Florida finish its transformation from swamps to agriculture and beach condos - it took 100 years and LOTS of diesel fuel. Today's Taiga doesn't support much in the way of food crops, it will take major waterflow "improvements" to make much usable farmland out of today's Tundra/Taiga after a thaw. Look at a globe, Florida is pretty small compared to Siberia + Canada.

      Intrinsically, people are inconvenienced by change, change of this magnitude is inconvenient enough that people will go to war over it.

      They'd go to war anyway. At least with AGW, I know I'm not crippling my society before the next wave of wars starts.

      Spoken like a true post-Vietnam baby. Your parents were never in line to be drafted, were they? Today we spend less than 5% of GDP on "defense" - still too much in my book, but a MAJOR improvement over the 10% we were spending during the Korean war era. And, if you want to see WWIII, that's not a GDP spend scenario, that's a break up your family, send the men to die and the women to make the bullets scenario.

      I don't care how strong "the West" or "the East" think they are, look at what a little economic recession has done - now imagine economic disruption a couple of orders of magnitude larger than that. It will suck. I'd rather not set the world up to go there before my children die (of natural causes.)

    64. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a program that feeds the starving on condition that they submit to sterilization?

      Then why feed them? To feel good? Sterilization makes them genetically dead. So why put in good money for what the starvation does for free.

    65. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a flour mill the raw grain is pretty much useless except as an animal feed, and all the animals were eaten last week.

      That's not true. You can cook raw grain to make a sort of porridge. Perhaps even soaking it in water overnight is enough to make it chewable. I guess the harsher problem is the lack of cooking fuel and water, but without fuel and water, flour is not a better food then raw grain.

    66. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Which led to glaciation....

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    67. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      That is kind of what happened. Back in the 60's, we DID give loads of food for disaster areas. And it was the right thing to do. The problem is, that we kept doing it. As such, we put the local farmers out of business. They can not compete against free. THen we slowed down the aid, but the farmers are gone. That is why I keep saying that a better model is to help these ppl establish businesess and farms and schools and roads, etc. If these locals can actually be made to help themslves, then they are better for it.

      Oddly, it is similar to what we see in unemployment. O was wise to bump up unemployment. However, he should provide incentives to start companies while at the same time start cutting back on unemployment. The best solution would be to drop unemployment 10% each extension.

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    68. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Well, I somewhat agree. For example, you will find in a number of my posts that I believe that we mishandled the auto and banking companies.

      We should have broken apart GM and Chrysler. Instead, we made GM shed a few brands, but they are still ran by some of the worst MBA's going. Look at the volt. It was supposed to be a serial hybrid. It was converted to parallel hybrid, even though it added complexities, costs more and blocks them from becoming an EV car easily. Why? Fucking Bean Counters. Had broken these companies up they would have a large number of management of different types. Ultimately, the chance of one or two being ran by a musk type person jumps way up.

      The failing large banks should have been broken apart as well, all upper management charged and then things moved on.

      America's problem is that we have an oligolopy ran by finanicial MBAs that look at short term solutions ONLY. It is killing us. That is in part why China is doing better. They have many many small companies. They also have monopolies, but it is limited area. And those are where they belong: Utiliies; banking; energy. Basically, the backbone of any capitalistic society.

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    69. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Using what? Oil, or Nuclear? Nothing else has the the total energy capacity to even attempt "TerraForming" on that scale. I've watched Florida finish its transformation from swamps to agriculture and beach condos - it took 100 years and LOTS of diesel fuel. Today's Taiga doesn't support much in the way of food crops, it will take major waterflow "improvements" to make much usable farmland out of today's Tundra/Taiga after a thaw. Look at a globe, Florida is pretty small compared to Siberia + Canada.

      I sense you're trying to make an argument here. So here's two things to consider: 1) Now that we have a lot of experience terraforming vast areas of land and better technology, what makes you think we can't terraform what we need in a timely matter? 2) We also have considerable time. Even the worst projections give us many decades till things get somewhat inconvenient.

      I don't care how strong "the West" or "the East" think they are, look at what a little economic recession has done

      Such financial games are actually more damaging economically than real disasters. For example, Japan still suffers more IMHO economically from the 1990-1991 economic recession than it did from the 2011 earthquake and tsunami (including the Fukushima nuclear accident). Land and stocks still haven't recovered to their previous levels 20 years later.

      Spoken like a true post-Vietnam baby. Your parents were never in line to be drafted, were they? Today we spend less than 5% of GDP on "defense" - still too much in my book, but a MAJOR improvement over the 10% we were spending during the Korean war era. And, if you want to see WWIII, that's not a GDP spend scenario, that's a break up your family, send the men to die and the women to make the bullets scenario.

      Well, when you have a solution that doesn't involve greatly weakening my country before those wars come, I might be interested. Else your post is just more hot air.

    70. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true post-Vietnam baby. Your parents were never in line to be drafted, were they? Today we spend less than 5% of GDP on "defense" - still too much in my book, but a MAJOR improvement over the 10% we were spending during the Korean war era. And, if you want to see WWIII, that's not a GDP spend scenario, that's a break up your family, send the men to die and the women to make the bullets scenario.

      Well, when you have a solution that doesn't involve greatly weakening my country before those wars come, I might be interested. Else your post is just more hot air.

      We, as a species, have actually made a lot of progress at avoiding all-out War, or at least I like to think so, in my lifetime.

      Cutting carbon emissions does not equate to castrating the country's military.

    71. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      We, as a species, have actually made a lot of progress at avoiding all-out War, or at least I like to think so, in my lifetime.

      Two reasons why. 1) Nuclear weapons, and 2) A healthy global economy which has made everyone wealthier.

      Cutting carbon emissions does not equate to castrating the country's military.

      Cutting carbon emissions threatens that global economy. Remember my claim about natural disasters being less destructive than man-made financial ones? I consider cutting carbon emissions to be yet another man-made economic disaster, this time affecting a critical infrastructure, the delivery and use of energy on a global scale. And in my view, those are already more dangerous than their natural counterparts.

      I do not see any repercussions to global warming that outweigh restructuring the human race's energy needs on any basis other than economic ones (such as, "Oil got really expensive. Let's switch to biofuels which are now cheaper.").

    72. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      We, as a species, have actually made a lot of progress at avoiding all-out War, or at least I like to think so, in my lifetime.

      Two reasons why. 1) Nuclear weapons, and 2) A healthy global economy which has made everyone wealthier.

      I concur, although I also believe that Nuclear weapons and a healthy less-than-global economy could have gone terribly wrong.

      Cutting carbon emissions does not equate to castrating the country's military.

      Cutting carbon emissions threatens that global economy. Remember my claim about natural disasters being less destructive than man-made financial ones? I consider cutting carbon emissions to be yet another man-made economic disaster, this time affecting a critical infrastructure, the delivery and use of energy on a global scale. And in my view, those are already more dangerous than their natural counterparts.

      I do not see any repercussions to global warming that outweigh restructuring the human race's energy needs on any basis other than economic ones (such as, "Oil got really expensive. Let's switch to biofuels which are now cheaper.").

      I'd like to see, in the next 50 years or less, a healthy global economy that isn't driven by the exchange of blobs of colorful plastic that lose what little value they may have had in a short time. I view the economic health -> carbon emissions relationship as a correlation, not a causation. We can have a healthy economy without half the workforce spending an hour+ per day in SUVs commuting to/from work, without massive cargo ships filled with basically worthless plastic crap crossing the Pacific Ocean in search of marginally better labor costs, and without jumbo-jets burning 100,000lbs of fuel per hop across the Atlantic departing every 74 seconds.

      I'd much rather work to preserve the "natural order" that has been so good to humanity for the past 500 years, rather than ram the carbon emissions into overdrive while we struggle to re-shape the new-world order into something that can sustain 10 billion people.

      At some point of CO2 increase, the oceans will become toxically acidic, different thresholds for different percentages of the sea-life, don't even pretend that anyone has a handle on how that's going to play out...

    73. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see, in the next 50 years or less, a healthy global economy that isn't driven by the exchange of blobs of colorful plastic that lose what little value they may have had in a short time. I view the economic health -> carbon emissions relationship as a correlation, not a causation. We can have a healthy economy without half the workforce spending an hour+ per day in SUVs commuting to/from work, without massive cargo ships filled with basically worthless plastic crap crossing the Pacific Ocean in search of marginally better labor costs, and without jumbo-jets burning 100,000lbs of fuel per hop across the Atlantic departing every 74 seconds.

      Or my country (the US in case there's anyone that hasn't figured that out yet) can let Europe give it a try and see how that plays out. If they don't fail hard (and frankly, they have trouble meeting Kyoto Treaty standards), then the US can try it.

    74. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Or my country (the US in case there's anyone that hasn't figured that out yet) can let Europe give it a try and see how that plays out. If they don't fail hard (and frankly, they have trouble meeting Kyoto Treaty standards), then the US can try it.

      Parts of your country, the parts where most of the people live, aren't going to do so well with a 100 year "wait and see" approach:

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=local-governments-south-florida-above-tide

    75. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Parts of your country, the parts where most of the people live, aren't going to do so well with a 100 year "wait and see" approach:

      No problem here. We can move them without the "inconvenience" of starting a war. In fact, they'll probably move on their own. In the meantime, we'll be helping out billions of people improve themselves and their lives.

    76. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      And what will you do when the next ( warmer) ice age is over and the warming continues. I mean the next heat peak would be much more unbearable.

    77. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by cusco · · Score: 1

      I tend to call this 'the MBA disease'. Until the late 1970s most companies were run by people who had risen through the ranks in the industry that they directed, frequently in the same company for decades. Even Henry Ford made Edsel work on an assembly line for a year so that he had a feel for how an automobile was made.

      Today American corporations (and generally governments) are uniformly run by people who came directly out of college with an MBA or law degree and who may have never done an actual day's work in their entire lives. We sold our Target stock (where my wife works) when the last executive who had ever worked the sales floor finally retired recently. The executives hop from company to company, and frequently from one industry to another entirely different one, leaving their successor to clean up the mess they may have left behind. When interviewed these bozos generally claim that they deserve their enormous pay packages because they provide the "leadership" that Company X needs, as though the rest of us wouldn't go in to work tomorrow without his shining example to inspire us. The saddest thing of all? They really seem to believe it.

      Want inspiration and leadership, Target? Take your CEO's undeserved X-many (35?) million dollar pay increase and distribute it among the team members who do the actual work that keeps the revenue coming in. **THAT** would do far more to improve company morale than your stupid inspirational video that no one watched.

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    78. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rate of change is vastly more important than the direction. It's one thing to have a 100-thousand-year cycle where people/animals/plants migrate at an average speed so slow it can't be measured (because communities don't persist long enough to require uprooting and moving), and an entirely different thing to force a migration of a significant fraction of the world's population within a human lifespan - especially a modern civilization that is dependent on agriculture and industrial infrastructure. "The only real problem" indeed. It's like saying the only real problem with getting shot in the head is that the bullet will scramble your brain and you will die, so no big deal right?

      And before you mention it, Northern Canada and Siberia won't magically turn into fertile crop lands when they warm up - anything that was scoured by glaciers in the last ice age is sand and gravel and rocks under two inches of topsoil. Temperature is not the problem with agriculture there, any place with good soil (former sea floor/lake bed) is already being used for growing stuff in the summer. The problem is most of the soil is no good.

    79. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Parts of your country, the parts where most of the people live, aren't going to do so well with a 100 year "wait and see" approach:

      No problem here. We can move them without the "inconvenience" of starting a war. In fact, they'll probably move on their own. In the meantime, we'll be helping out billions of people improve themselves and their lives.

      Not having visited Asia myself, I'll reserve comment on what kind of impact the US economy is having on quality of life there.

      I did visit East Germany just after The Wall fell, I think they were doing quite a bit better there in 1900 than they were in 1989.

    80. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Florida has always been a swamp. Not that many people live there. It will make a great aquaculture farm one day. Also, the people are embarrassing.

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    81. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Not having visited Asia myself, I'll reserve comment on what kind of impact the US economy is having on quality of life there.

      I did visit East Germany just after The Wall fell, I think they were doing quite a bit better there in 1900 than they were in 1989.

      I guess the West shouldn't do that then. The 20th Century's dabbling with communism is a classic example of a man-made disaster that outclassed almost all natural disasters that we know of. It's one of the reasons I resist calls to curb carbon dioxide emissions. That seems to me to be just as ideological driven and just as ruthlessly blind as the old communists were.

    82. Re:So why to we bitch about global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida has always been a swamp. Not that many people live there. It will make a great aquaculture farm one day. Also, the people are embarrassing.

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=water-wars-split-western-states

  4. So is that good or bad? by unimacs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Neither melting ice caps nor a new ice age sound particularly appealing.

    1. Re:So is that good or bad? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Neither melting ice caps nor a new ice age sound particularly appealing.

      I agree. Too bad our ecosystem is not terribly static even in the best of times.

    2. Re:So is that good or bad? by Avin22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the effects from the ice age will not be apparent for another 1,500 years, while, on the other hand, the ice caps are already starting to melt. Though a small amount of global warming might be beneficial in the future for preventing an ice age (who knows what environmental impact THAT would have), it is very likely to be seriously detrimental for the next few centuries until then.

    3. Re:So is that good or bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up

    4. Re:So is that good or bad? by khallow · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How detrimental? I know that attempting to run a technological civilization under a few hundred meters of ice is a bit more difficult than running one on land a few meters under sea level.

    5. Re:So is that good or bad? by phayes · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Says who? You? Why exactly is your opinion to be trusted?

      Very little is known on how exactly an ice-age begins AFAIK. Is it rapid onset? Slow? It may begin with higher than normal snowfalls & a shorter growing season in the northern hemisphere inducing wide-spread crop failures in that part of the world which is currently feeding the other part thus rendering your reassurances hollow.

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    6. Re:So is that good or bad? by polar+red · · Score: 0

      Too bad our ecosystem is not terribly static even in the best of times.

      and holding a flame under it is a good idea how ?

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    7. Re:So is that good or bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while, on the other hand, the ice caps are continuing to melt from our exit of the last ice age.

      FTFY

      20-100 thousand years ago there was a LOT more ice on this planet. The last 10,000 years of mostly static conditions is not NORMAL for this planet. Climatologists used to states this till they realized they could get a shit load of funding if they cried wolf.

    8. Re:So is that good or bad? by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Scientists (you know, people who actually study these things) predict an ice age with an extremely wide variation. Some say 1500 years, others 50,000 years. Unless you can find data showing that the next ice age will start within the next century, I'd say global warming is the more pressing matter than a hypothetical ice age.

    9. Re:So is that good or bad? by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      navigators used to say the earth was flat till they realize they could get a shit load of funding if they found a shorter route to the far east by going west.

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    10. Re:So is that good or bad? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "..it is very likely to be seriously detrimental, beneficial or have no effect for the next few centuries until then."

      FTFY

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    11. Re:So is that good or bad? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Ice ages take hundreds of years to get to that point. If that starts to appear to be on the horizon then we could fairly rapidly heat up the planet (as evidenced by global warming).

      It's like a haircut. It's a lot easier to go one way than the other.

    12. Re:So is that good or bad? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>It's like a haircut. It's a lot easier to go one way than the other.

      Depends. If we find economical means to scrub CO2 out of the atmosphere, we could probably cool the planet faster than we can heat it with fossil fuels. Especially if you get into geoengineering.

      For example - http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-01/new-material-can-pull-carbon-dioxide-right-out-air-unprecedented-rates

    13. Re:So is that good or bad? by phayes · · Score: 0

      Really? So these Scientists you speak of never make mistakes & have all agreed that your position is the one to bet on? It sure is reassuring to know that... Climatology is still far from an exact science and it is not known what the lead time on measures to prevent an ice age need be. The global disruptions for an Ice Age make Global Warming look like a picnic.

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    14. Re:So is that good or bad? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You didn't fix anything. The global temperatures hit a maximum about 8,000 years ago during the Holocene Climate Optimum and have in general been slowly cooling since then... until the past century. Ice caps had reached a point of relatively stable equilibrium since the end of the last glaciation, probably growing a bit since the HCO.

    15. Re:So is that good or bad? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Not sure I buy that popsci article. To get a feel for how much you'd need to scrub, if you were to scrub the CO2 from burning 10 gallons of gas in your car, the scrubber would need to gain about 200 lbs in the process (that is, the weight of the CO2, is about 3x the weight of the gasoline burned to produce it). Every time you fuel up, you'd need to also get rid of all the CO2, somehow.

      It may be a major advance in terms of materials, but can we actually scale it up in the same way that we have scaled up our CO2 production infrastructure? It's much like the guys proposing to run our cars with biofuels -- if we convert the entire US corn crop to ethanol, that's about 1/5 of what we need to replace gasoline. Where is the other 80% coming from, and what about the missing corn? (yes, the ethanol leftovers still have value as cattle feed)

    16. Re:So is that good or bad? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      See http://pubs.acs.org/stoken/presspac/presspac/full/10.1021/ja2100005 for technical details. As near as I can tell, best case is 250mg/g of the scrubbing compound -- so a scrubber that will grab the CO2 from burning 10 gallons of gasoline would weigh 800 lbs (at least -- I think that the weight of the fumed silica support material is not counted in that figure).

    17. Re:So is that good or bad? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's like a haircut. It's a lot easier to go one way than the other.

      I wonder why you think global warming is the "easier" way. AGW requires continual inputs of CO2 to maintain while ice age conditions require inaction on our part.

    18. Re:So is that good or bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we find economical means to scrub CO2 out of the atmosphere

      I thought there already was one - it's called trees.

    19. Re:So is that good or bad? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Ocean algae actually. Trees typically decompose on the ground and are recycled in place - eventually releasing their CO2 into the atmosphere again. Algae, on the other hand, passes through the food chain fixing CO2 in various ways, and is eventually deposited on the seafloor where it stays.

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    20. Re:So is that good or bad? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>I thought there already was one - it's called trees.

      100 growing trees absorb one tonne of CO2 per year. They stop growing rapidly after 20 years.
      The per-capita CO2 production is between 8 and 20 tonnes per year in developed countries.
      You need 1000 trees growing, that you cycle out every 20 years, so amortizing it out, that is 50 trees a year.
      Add in the land to grow 1000 trees, and the water needed for it.

      Depending on how much your costs run, this can vary from a net profit, to $10,000 a year ($100/tree + labor + land + water).

      Oh, and that's for *one person*.

  5. Human advancement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider the rate of human advancement before and after the last ice age and you'll see why having another one may not be in our best interest.

    1. Re:Human advancement by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's a tad different. During the last ice age we didn't have the ability to ship food thousands of miles and make user of the land that was now useful for agriculture. Also, we didn't have insulation and heating technology like we do today.

      An ice age isn't the greatest thing ever, but life has a much better chance of coping with it effectively than the rather extreme changes in climate that we're setting off.

    2. Re:Human advancement by cdcoulon · · Score: 0

      we also didn't have an abundance of fossil fuels in the last ice age to fuel our tech. course we won't have one of those in the near future either.

    3. Re:Human advancement by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      No kidding. The way we're burning through oil reserves, even if we stop giving a shit about potable water, we've got, what? Maybe a couple of centuries. Not to mention that fossil fuels are just as important to countless industrial and material processes as they are to putting gas in your car, and that it isn't just the price of a gallon of gas that shoots up, but a whole host of other things as well.

      And once you've burned through all the easily-obtainable long chain hydrocarbons, then not only do your freighters and jet plains don't work any more, and you end up at the very moment of greatest crisis having to try to catch up on all those energy sources that have been poo-pooed by the oil and gas industry and their shills.

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    4. Re:Human advancement by symbolset · · Score: 1

      We also didn't have modern glacier farming technologies. Experimental crops grown on glaciers are up 1000% from initial studies!

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  6. Of course by Sigvatr · · Score: 1

    It makes sense to me that by melting all ice, carbon emissions would prevent the occurrence of an ice 'age'.

    1. Re:Of course by forkfail · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Except... that isn't quite how it works.

      Global warming means that we're changing a massively complex system. And like all massively complex system, when you tweak the parameters beyond a certain point, the system as a whole can itself wind up altering other parameters drastically as it seeks a new stable state.

      Or, to put it simply, global warming could potentially lead to a sudden and drastic cooling:

      http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2004/05mar_arctic/

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    2. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Also, temperature isn't the only problem, CO2 causes Ocean Acidification which may have unpredicted effects on ocean life. What would happen if we crashed the phytoplankton blooms that happen in the ocean? These blooms are a major carbon sync, we would be compounding our CO2 problems.

      I think until we understand the ecosystems on Earth the safest bet is to not influence it or we could end up hitting the reset button for complex life on Earth.

    3. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's more snow! Therefore, Glooooabaaaal Waaaarming .....(in a condescending satirical tone) is a Liberal Myth.

      -AM Radio Pundits.

      Global Warming is a Fraud!

      -AM Radio Listeners.

      and ....

      Whatever...

      People are ignorant and they like being ignorant because educating oneself usually means you prove yourself wrong. I dont' like being wrong either. Then again, the thought of living my entire life wrong scares me even more.

      But that's just me.

    4. Re:Of course by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Global warming means that we're changing a massively complex system"

      The Earth's climate is a massively complex system that has been constantly changing for billions of years. The climate wasn't static before we showed up.

      Problem is we don't have the slightest clue what climate change is sustainable by the Earth and what changes aren't. If you think of the Earth's life as one 24 hour period, we've been around for a couple seconds. One thing we do know for sure is the Earth has sustained much warmer and much cooler periods than we're living in currently.

    5. Re:Of course by forkfail · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Earth certainly has. But humans have a pretty narrow temperature band in which they can live. Humans sweat based temperature regulation would not have functioned over most of the Earth when the dinosaurs ruled.

      But really, this isn't about the Earth's survival. It's about Humans. You're right - we haven't been around that long. And it seems that our refusal to acknowledge that we're soiling our niche will ensure that we aren't around for all that long, either.

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    6. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Global warming means that we're changing a massively complex system. And like all massively complex system, when you tweak the parameters beyond a certain point, the system as a whole can itself wind up altering other parameters drastically as it seeks a new stable state."

      Yes, but unlike all other massively complex systems with these properties, the system can be simulated sufficiently accurately to make meaningful predictions about what happens when any parameter is altered. Therefore, though there is risk, we can rely on our climatologists to deliver us from danger.

      ....

      ....

      ...can't we?

    7. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO!!!

    8. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...only the democrats and liberals try and educate themselves, right?
      Pls go here: http://motls.blogspot.com/ and post why this guys data and take are BS?
      What tax are YOU willing to pay to get a fix? $10k per year? For what CO2 ppm?
      And how will we know when things are fixed?
      And how long will that tax last?
      And how much grant money would have been spent without a "crisis" ?
      Call this guy at Duke get him straightened out too, obviously he is listening to Rush too much:

      http://politics.slashdot.org/story/11/12/02/161230/kyoto-protocol-renewal-efforts-struggling
      Could it be (gasp!) Climategate? (Score:4, Insightful)
      by rgbatduke (1231380) on Friday December 02, @02:05PM (#38241224) Homepage

      Nope, just right wing dumbasses here.....

    9. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      What would happen if the opposite happened? More blooms mean a larger carbon sink? Complex life has been through a lot since its inception a billion years ago. That reset button is pretty hard to push.

    10. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That temperature range has been proven to be 40 degree temperatures in Africa to -20 degrees in the far north. Pretty wide range if you ask me.

    11. Re:Of course by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      You know why you can survive 40 degrees C in Africa?

      Because it's dry. The humidity is low, and you can sweat. You can cool yourself by evaporation.

      Take a look in Asia, or any nation near the equator. In the "wet" season the temperature isn't 40 degrees. Yet it feels hotter - why? Because the humidity is ~100%. You can't sweat. You do, but it doesn't cool you because it doesn't evaporate.

      If the temperature rises above human body temperature under those conditions, the environment starts imposing an external thermal load, and you will die of heat exhaustion in a few hours at most.

    12. Re:Of course by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Latest observations from Scripps among others have shown that the projected acidification due to anthropogenic CO2 is less than natural daily variation in some locations.
      "Over coral reefs, the pH decline between dusk and dawn is almost half as much as the decrease in average pH expected over the next 100 years. The noise is greater than the signal."

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    13. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Picking a few random locations round the pacific there's Bali with frequent temperatures of 30+ degrees and humidity between 80 and 90% - people seem to cope there perfectly fine. Singapore peaks at 38 degrees and runs around 90-100% humidity

    14. Re:Of course by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The critical phrase there is "... less than natural daily variation in some locations." Get back to me when you have evidence that ocean acidification across the whole ocean is not an issue.

    15. Re:Of course by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      No, there are plenty on the right wing that educate themselves as well. For example Kerry Emanuel and Katherine Hayhoe. But they don't have much power in the arena of right wing politics.

      You know, when you start bringing up money in a scientific controversy like global warming it usually leads me to think your opinion on the science is more influenced by your economic ideology than any real science.

    16. Re:Of course by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The temperature has to get above 37C before it's above normal human body temperature. That's uncommonly hot for anyplace near the sea.

    17. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yangon in Myanmar has humidity that edges on 100% and temeratures up to 40 degrees. Its fairly close to the sea. Same with Bago, Myanmar. People have been living there for probably 60,000 years. They seem to be ok

    18. Re:Of course by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Temperatures are predicted to go beyond 40C in some tropical areas for part of the year once we have 4-6C average increase.

    19. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Oh no, some people may have to live somewhere else. Its not like there are huge amounts of land currently too cold to live comfortably, or any other method of cooling ones self down during the peak temp time of the day.

    20. Re:Of course by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Of course that's the high temperatures for the day. What is the average temperature for the whole day? How much does it cool down overnight?

    21. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That NASA rubbish was debunked years ago. Three separate times in the last four decades peer reviewed papers have been published that show that the amount of warming required to change the currents is greater than the cooling caused by the changing of the currents. Yet every few years some scientist fails to do a literature search and does some back an envelop calculation and claims that the world is going to end. Scientists will claim anything sensational if it gets their name in papers and helps them get grants.

      And while we are on the subject of bollocks this paper is claiming that a system we don't understand was in a roughly similar state 780,000 years ago. And that they hypothesis that fluctuating temperatures between the hemisphere, which they can't explain, caused the currents to stop and an ice age to form. And that this change that they can't explain now won't happen. What's more they specify a precise C02 figure when they can't calculate the C02 and various feed backs without a 100% error!

      The current consensus position is that the next possible cooling point caused by the Earth's orbit is 23,000 years away. And it isn't a major one and may not have caused an ice age even without global warming. With global warming it is highly probably that it won't. Interglacials have lasted 10-40,000 years and this one was going to be a long one anyway.

      Half the double blind trials published these days are bullshit. Speculation that makes no empirically testable predictions is worthless. Speculation that something we don't know was going to happen isn't is worth than worthless. It is fraud. Just like selling guaranteed Elephant repellent in New York!

    22. Re:Of course by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tell that to a farmer in central Africa.

    23. Re:Of course by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      He'll probably keep farming like his ancestors have for 100,000 years in the hot, dry environment our species evolved in. Maybe slightly hotter.

    24. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth certainly has. But humans have a pretty narrow temperature band in which they can live. Humans sweat based temperature regulation would not have functioned over most of the Earth when the dinosaurs ruled.

      But really, this isn't about the Earth's survival. It's about Humans. You're right - we haven't been around that long. And it seems that our refusal to acknowledge that we're soiling our niche will ensure that we aren't around for all that long, either.

      And why in the big scheme of things does this matter?

    25. Re:Of course by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Significant also is people's lifestyles under those conditions. I would bet you when the temperature goes to 40 all work and activity pretty much shuts down, and people stay out of the sun and go to some lengths to stay cool.

      This isn't a "bear the pain" type thing its a "you will die because the physical limits of your cellular protein are exceeded" thing.

  7. already stored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The heat is ALREADY in the oceans. WTF?

  8. So, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    global warming may save the human race?

    1. Re:So, by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Why? Do you think a bit of ice could kill off all humans?

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    2. Re:So, by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Just about 99.95 percent of us. You don't expect Russia, China and the US to go quietly into the cold do you? If it became clear an ice age is dawning, we get uncivilized again.

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    3. Re:So, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly certain it could.

    4. Re:So, by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Just up the road a ways (ok 100 KM) is a mountain that is capable of sustaining a sizable population for 10 years, with stores as well. Many nations have similar areas. No, a comet would NOT wipe out humanity 100% unless it took out most of our atmosphere or the planet itself.

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    5. Re:So, by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt it. It MIGHT take out 50% or more, but 99.95? Not bloody likely esp. when you consider the the majority of the population live around the equator already.

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    6. Re:So, by Toonol · · Score: 1

      It will kill a lot more of us than a bit of warming would.

    7. Re:So, by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      unless it took out most of our atmosphere or the planet itself.

      ... which it could

    8. Re:So, by cusco · · Score: 2

      No, the other 49.95 percent is the nuclear winter the fight for habitable territory would cause.

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    9. Re:So, by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      A bit of warming. Yes. A lot of warming combined with massive drought all around and you might be wrong.

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    10. Re:So, by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the extra rain and snow and floods and nice wine in the UK.......

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  9. This is good news. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is good news, since many of us live in areas which would be covered with glaciers.

    1. Re:This is good news. by jimmerz28 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What about the ones that live in areas that are going to be covered in water?

    2. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in terms of surface area, more would be covered by glaciers than by water due to liquid pooling and oceanic expansion.

      Granted, warming affects coastlines where people congregate so that sucks, but it would open up a lot of northern land to live and grow food.

    3. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all of the methane sequestered in that northern land would be released, furthering global warming. Are we going to end up in a runaway situation, where the only habitable land is at the poles?

    4. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are part of the global warming conspiracy, and thus we don't need to care.

    5. Re:This is good news. by tmosley · · Score: 2

      If such a thing were to happen, it isn't that hard to move. In fact, it has been done in the past repeatedly. Numerous ancient Roman ports have been excavated well inland.

      Further, if warming trends were to continue, the grain belt of the midwestern US would stretch up into Canada, potentially doubling the population support capacity of the farms of North America, to say nothing of those of Russia.

    6. Re:This is good news. by Third+Position · · Score: 0

      What about the ones that live in areas that are going to be covered in water?

      Well, given that in the US, that would be the coasts, which is where most of those annoying warmists live.

      I fail to see a down side here...

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    7. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good luck finding habitable land at the North Pole!

    8. Re:This is good news. by vlm · · Score: 2

      Further, if warming trends were to continue, the grain belt of the midwestern US would stretch up into Canada, potentially doubling the population support capacity of the farms of North America, to say nothing of those of Russia.

      Please note that moving the "grain belt latitudes" into say, central america, would somewhat reduce our total grain production simply due to lack of land.

      One requirement to having ice ages is having a lot of land at high latitudes, which means a huge food crunch during ice ages. There's just less biomass.

      Being flooded sucks, but at least theoretically florida could be a nice fishery.

      Starve to death or build another city... I'm going with the city.

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    9. Re:This is good news. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Well, if New Orleans and Dallas are any indication (both of their downtown centers are below the local water level), the seawall building business is going to heat up. If Galveston's proven anything, it's that a 17' seawall is extremely effective, and durable over the 100-year term.

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    10. Re:This is good news. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Either way you look at it, water is the enemy. Let's get rid of the stuff! I propose a giant space straw.. we'll just stick a big pump on the moon and suck it up to the Lunar surface. Instant space beachfront property.

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    11. Re:This is good news. by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > What about the ones that live in areas that are going to be covered in water?

      Thanks to civil engineering, building permanent structures in areas that are submerged is quite do-able (think: causeway, oil rig). In stark contrast, glaciers are a very, very BIG problem. There's really no good way to build a permanent structure in the middle of a thick glacier field. If you build on top of the glacier, pressure melts the ice & causes the structure to slowly sink into it. If you refrigerate the contact points to keep the ice from melting, the structure moves with the glacier. If you try to bore holes down to the bedrock & build concrete pilings through the glacier, the glacier's motion will snap them like twigs. It's not necessarily *impossible*, but the engineering problems involved make open water look like a neatly-cleared urban vacant lot in a big city by comparison.

      I'm still somewhat amused by sea-level alarmists whose flood maps just assume that people will passively abandon hundreds of billions of dollars worth of low-lying real estate & allow it to become submerged, instead of doing more or less the same thing developers in Florida have been doing for the past century -- digging holes for fill dirt, raising the terrain, and building on pilings where appropriate. Hell, my neighborhood, and the land my house sits on, was submerged under several feet of water for thousands of years on the day I was born. ~20 years later, the area was drained, dredged, filled, and turned into nice houses on a big manmade lake. I know, because my neighborhood's HOA has been fighting with FEMA for the past 10 years to update the official flood map for my neighborhood from -2 feet to 12 feet, because nobody ever bothered to update the official county elevation map after the developer terraformed the neighborhood into dry land.

      Actually, this raises another point... lots of the Global Warming flood prediction maps based on land elevation for South Florida are just plain wrong, for the same reason as the map in my own neighborhood -- developers over the past 100 years dredged, filled, and raised the land, and nobody ever bothered to update the official terrain maps. The flood models are wrong, for the same reason why hurricane storm-surge models have been wildly wrong in pretty much every hurricane since 1940 -- the surge models -- like Global Warming Flood Models -- assume the existence of a natural coastline that hasn't existed for *decades*.

      Are sea levels rising? Probably. Are they going to rise more? Almost certainly. Are waterfront neighborhoods going to be abandoned to rising water? No way in hell. They'll just get rebuilt on taller foundations every 50 years or so when a major hurricane blows away whatever's there now.

    12. Re:This is good news. by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Actually, in terms of surface area, more would be covered by glaciers than by water

      Why do we have to choose between death by ice and death by fire? We've already released enough CO2 to prevent the next glacial period. If we stopped emitting CO2 then we could prevent the hell and high water that is predicted from continuing on with business as usual.

    13. Re:This is good news. by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Further, if warming trends were to continue, the grain belt of the midwestern US would stretch up into Canada, potentially doubling the population support capacity of the farms of North America, to say nothing of those of Russia.

      Ah, but that assumes the grain belt expands, and not, as emperically determined, moves northwards. You see, just because Canada's getting warmer, doesn't mean the US isn't as well, and former grain belts turn into basically dust belts because it's too hot to grow anything - at least without trucking in huge amounts of water.

      In addition, the Earth's tilt does not change. This means the growing season in the northern latitudes is far shorter. Studies into global warming (simulated with heaters) have shown that midwestern plants do not grow well at all in the northern lattitudes - they sprout way too late, leading to basically no growth of the plant nor fruiting (it becomes too cold too quickly). Northern lattitude plants have adapted and grow quicker sooner, but they expend so much energy they do not reproduce much.

    14. Re:This is good news. by Toonol · · Score: 2

      If you just stick a straw in the ocean and make it long enough, the end will be in space. The vacuum will obviously start sucking the water up immediately, and it will continue to flow until you pinch the end.

    15. Re:This is good news. by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the US will happily welcome Mexico and Iran will be happy to help Israel when the time comes.

    16. Re:This is good news. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Ancient Roman cities for the most part had populations around what we would consider a small to medium sized town, with a few larger cities, and a very few major population centers like Rome and Byzantium. Moving a Classical port city a few miles one way or the other to deal with silting is one thing. Try imagine moving, say, New York City, London, Tokyo or Hong Kong.

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    17. Re:This is good news. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Even if we adapt new grain varieties to more northerly latitudes (and no reason that genetic engineering won't deliver this), think about the power shift as the traditional grain belts head northward. The United States and Mexico would lose a vast amount of their arable land, and would become increasingly dependent on foreign cereal crops. Canada and Russia, in particular, would sit on top of the most arable land in the Northern Hemisphere. The geopolitical ramifications stagger the mind.

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    18. Re:This is good news. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      So do you part and turn off your computer.

    19. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grain belt already extends into Canada. Much further north and you have permafrost to contend with, which will be a horrible mess as it melts. It will be many years before much land becomes newly arable, and in the meantime desertification can happen pretty fast if precipitation patterns change for the worse. For example, there are plenty of areas in the Midwest USA that consist of extensive sand dunes, now grassed over as prairie. A little drier and they'll go back to dunes.

    20. Re:This is good news. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      So do you part and turn off your computer.

      The hell you say!
      I live in Canada and drive a convertible. Global warming sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

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    21. Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Think again! Glaciers may cover a lot of existing land but as the glaciers build up sea level drops. At the height of the last glaciation it was over 200 feet lower than it is now. That exposes a lot of land that is currently under water including the Black Sea basin which were dry with Dead Sea like lakes at the bottom before sea level rose enough to flood it. I don't know which one wins out but it's not a given that glaciation leads to less exposed soil around the globe.

    22. Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Earth's tilt does change, just not enough to seriously affect the length of growing seasons over human time scales. That tilt is part of the Milankovitch Cycles that are thought to trigger the change from glaciation to interglacial and back.

    23. Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      They probably go back to sand dunes once the Ogllala Aquifer is pumped out.

    24. Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it doesn't work that way unless that straw is small enough that capillary action takes over, and even then I think there are limits.

    25. Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      That works up to a point but what about when your sea walls get to be 50 feet high?

    26. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i take it you have never actually conducted a flood analysis?

      it all depends on your level of risk. a 100 year event can be tabulated in your watershed and the impacts assessed for impacts on human health and property. The same can be done with a 500 year flood. These events are based on rainfall expectations and the ability of the earth to absorb and buffer the water. most development impedes the ability of the earth to absorb water (replace permeable surfaces with less permeable ones). Storm drains can convey the additional water to an outlet but there are limits to this construction and sometimes upgrades get skipped (hopefully not with proper water modeling), however just because you raise your land 14 feet doesn't exactly make you safe. the developers have likely made it more likely that you are subject to flooding, as natural swamps are very effective at buffering storm flows.

      I can say this as a person working inside an engineering office with oversight on various rural drainage projects. People like to pretend that flows are controlled to pre-development levels, but oftentimes maintenance is very poor and causes huge issues when there is an event. culverts collapse or silt up and have significantly decreased capacity, dry storm ponds become big grassy fields and remain unmowed for years.

    27. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a lot of people don't fully understand the scope of global warming. It doesn't mean that the northern area will be temperately warmer. It means that the mean (average to laypeople) temperature will be warmer.

      This sounds nice until you realize that the higher mean includes wider temperature changes which includes hotter heat waves and colder blizzards. We're already seeing more problems currently with monsoons and flooding in parts of the world while we have severe droughts and heat waves in others. Yes, these are known to happen occasionally, but they're expected to happen more frequently as the mean temperature rises. This will basically devastate crop yields all over the world.

      The land under the melted glacier won't necessarily be farmable for a few years or decades.

    28. Re:This is good news. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the new glaciers we'd have if the interglacial period ended.

    29. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I hear that toward the end of the last interglacial period the sea level was even higher than it is now. Kind of like a pattern...

    30. Re:This is good news. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      That works up to a point but what about when your sea walls get to be 50 feet high?

      We adapt a new relgion based around the ocean and we regularly sacrifice non believers to our sea gods. As long as the rate of sacrifice outpaced the rate of birth, the population density of remaining land above sea level will lower to a sustainable point.

      This has to a better solution then waterworld, we never want to see Kevin Costner again.

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    31. Re:This is good news. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "the grain belt of the midwestern US would eventually move up into Canada" and the midwest would become a desert because of the poleward expansion of the tropical Hadley Cells.

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    32. Re:This is good news. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      At that point we start building seawalls based on climate change models and not on movies like The Day After Tomorrow.

      Conservative estimations put the rise at 6m anywhere between several centuries and several millennia away. While I'm for planning ahead we're basically guaranteed to have an iceage in that time, not to mention the insane uncertainty that is already in climate change models and how mother nature is a real bitch means that predicting the sealevel rise in the year 2500 leaves quite a large margin for error.

      Not to mention human innovation who knows, in 500 years we may be living in the ocean in floating colonies. I mean hell in 8 years we put a man on the moon. Imagine what we could do in 800!

    33. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what that feet unit is, but google helped me. 50 feet = 15.24 meters

      http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deltahoogte

      Basically, this tells me the sea walls in the Netherlands are already 12 meters high. (39.37ft).

    34. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it isn't that hard to move.

      FUCK YOU!

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    35. Re:This is good news. by hicksw · · Score: 1

      Farmers! Prepare now for the re-greening of sunny Greenland, land of the future!
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    36. Re:This is good news. by Nuffsaid · · Score: 1

      Are waterfront neighborhoods going to be abandoned to rising water? No way in hell. They'll just get rebuilt on taller foundations every 50 years or so when a major hurricane blows away whatever's there now.

      I guess that makes sense, in a common USA mindset. After all, who wants to live in a house older than 50 years? My point of view is different, as I live in Venice and my 400-year old house is my most valuable property, at barely one meter over sea level thanks to last century's reckless underground water extraction. Relocating to a copy somewhere else (maybe Las Vegas?) is not going to be the same thing. Call me sentimental.

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    37. Re:This is good news. by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      ... and that's why Italy's government already has plans to build a huge dike around Venice's lagoon, complete with locks to automatically flush its water into the Adriatic. "Global Warming" is almost irrelevant to Venice, because as you pointed out, subsidence due to water table depletion has already put it in a position of needing protection. The expensive part is getting the protection in place to begin with. Once you've committed to building it, it doesn't really make much of a difference to the cost whether you're building it to handle 1 meter, 3 meters, or even 6 meters of sealevel rise.

      The truth is, Florida and the Netherlands would be the LEAST directly-affected by rising sea levels. Why? Because we ALREADY have water control structures in place. We have to. Without them, the land could never have been usefully developed at all. The places that will flood are swampy rural areas that will just end up turning into lakes, lagoons, and inland seas.

      Need proof? Go to Manhattan, and TRY to make bodily contact with the Hudson River or East River. AFAIK, there's no public place where you can actually reach down and touch the water's surface, let alone wade into it or swim. Ditto, for downtown Chicago. The closest you can get is a dock, or maybe the edge of a manmade concrete cliff that's a good 18-30 feet above the high tide mark. Yes, I'm sure if you're determined, you can eventually find somewhere to climb down to some old access area and do it... but if you're standing in the middle of Park Avenue or in front of the Sears Tower (or whatever they changed its name to) and just spontaneously decide you want to touch the water's surface, you're likely to have a hell of a time finding anyplace where you can get close enough to the actual river surface to do it, because the adjacent land has been built up so much over the past few centuries.

    38. Re:This is good news. by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Maldives, but you aren't worth more than the economies of the rest of the world combined.

    39. Re:This is good news. by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      Good idea Baron Münchhausen!!

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    40. Re:This is good news. by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Why do we have to choose between dirty energy and no energy? These false dichotomies are preventing constructive dialogue.

    41. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing we know how to genetically engineer plants then, huh?

    42. Re:This is good news. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      We don't. I'm not turning my computer off because my country is 70% powered by hydro. Most of our greenhouse emissions come from those sacks of meat people breed that sit around eating grass all day, produce milk then get chopped up to fill the inside of my burger.

    43. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then that would mean you're living in The Netherlands.

    44. Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that every point in Canada with good enough soil is already being farmed, right? A warmer climate could slightly extend the growing season (not dramatically, because at a high latitude you will still get long dark winters), but not the area. The areas not currently being farmed are those that were covered by glaciers during the last ice age, and consist of moraine (gravel) under a thin layer of top soil. You can't grow crops on a rock. In the meantime, if midwestern US gets hotter it will probably suffer from more droughts and dustbowl-type events.

    45. Re:This is good news. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Because coal and nuclear are the only kinds of power there is. There is no geothermal. That's just a myth.

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    46. Re:This is good news. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      The US and Mexico would have to change their grain varieties, that's all. Much grain is already grown on the equator, where it's much warmer than the US will be.

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    47. Re:This is good news. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      People who live in homes that lie below sea level should teach their children how to swim.

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    48. Re:This is good news. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You let the water in and start farming shrimp, tilapia, silver salmon and algae.

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    49. Re:This is good news. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It's not the warmth, it's the potential for an extension of dry-belt, semi-desert. You can grow lots of things in many environments providing you've got water.

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  10. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wonder how many hypocrites who previously excoriate all climatologists who caution about global warming as corrupt and biased instantly trumpeting that these brilliant, honest, decent climatologists have to be right because the end result is one that they want.

    1. Re:hmm by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Science will still be a threat to their ability to control their followers by monopolizing the flow of "information".

    2. Re:hmm by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...well except for the inevitable Waterworld reference.

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    3. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the answer would be all of them...right?

      do i pass?

      where is my cookie?

    4. Re:hmm by Scareduck · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Did any of them "hide the decline"?

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    5. Re:hmm by phayes · · Score: 1

      It's not hypocritical to criticize those those using global warming to push for extreme changes to actually have meaningful proof that their hypotheses are valid before breaking the economy. The current study, if it is valid, would just make it clear that the climatologists were not as right as they had been trumpeting and that distrust of their hasty conclusions was the correct course.

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    6. Re:hmm by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You've disproven the greenhouse effect? Well don't wait, go pick up your Nobel prize!

      http://www.skepticalscience.com/empirical-evidence-for-co2-enhanced-greenhouse-effect.htm

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    7. Re:hmm by Layzej · · Score: 2

      Adding CO2 has an effect because there are non-overlapping areas of the absorption spectra between CO2 and other greenhouse gasses. Doubling CO2 will add a forcing of 3.7 W/m^2. This will warm the atmosphere somewhat. The warmer atmosphere will be able to hold additional water vapour. This will warm the planet much more as water vapour is a much more potent greenhouse gas. So you are right to worry about water vapour. This is expected to be one of the larger feedbacks from increased CO2.

      We now have about 4% more water vapour in the atmosphere (relative to the 70's) as a result of global warming. This is not easily fixed. To reduce the amount of atmospheric water vapour you would need to lower the global mean temperature. Hotter air will hold more water vapour.

    8. Re:hmm by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Their argument is actually that the slight warming caused by CO2 will increase the water vapor in the atmosphere, which will cause the lion's share of the continued warming, until they hit a tripping point in the arctic that'll release megatons of frozen methane which will lead to a catastrophic warming event. Depending on who you listen too climate sensitivity is between 1.4 to 2.5; if we look at 2, it means that for each doubling of CO2, the mean global temperature goes up 2 K
        Best estimate for absolute global mean for 1951-1980 is 14.0 deg-C
      1980 338.68 PPM CO2
      our present CO2 is 391.57PPM, when it get to 677 PPM the temperature would be expected to be 16 deg-C if they are correct. To get to 18 deg-C CO2 would have to go up to 1354PPM. Most of those clowns don't have a clue what the science they say is settled actually is.

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    9. Re:hmm by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Humans have no control over the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere. The average lifetime of a water molecule in the atmosphere is 2 or 3 days. If there's more water vapor than the atmosphere can support at its current temperature the water will precipitate out. If there's less water vapor than the current temperature can support then water will evaporate into the atmosphere assuming there is water available to evaporate.

    10. Re:hmm by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do. It's not hard to modify car exhausts so that most of the water refluxes out. The lifetime in the atmosphere is the point. You could fix any warming within a few days rather than having to suppress CO2 for hundreds of years.

      And the atmosphere does not always hold all the water it can handle. If it did, all the hot deserts of the world would be rainforests.

    11. Re:hmm by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I thank you for the first ever non-troll, non-stupid response. I will have to examine the spectra of the two and see if that really is the case or not.

      Increased water vapor content in the atmosphere would account for "global dimming" as well, so it makes much more sense than the simplistic answers I have gotten in the past.

    12. Re:hmm by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Wonder how many hypocrites who previously excoriate all climatologists who caution about global warming as corrupt and biased instantly trumpeting that these brilliant, honest, decent climatologists have to be right because the end result is one that they want.

      Butthurt? Then point out that Earth experienced an ice age 500 million years ago despite 4200ppm atmospheric CO2. Oh wait... that's a skeptic's talking point :-P

    13. Re:hmm by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Notice I said "assuming there is water available to evaporate". That covers the reason that deserts are dry.

      Humans can affect water vapor in the atmosphere regionally a little. For instance there is an increase in humidity near large reservoirs in arid regions such as Lake Mead and Lake Powell on the Colorado river. But once you get a couple hundred miles away the effect disappears. If you set a large nuclear reactor in the ocean and set it up to evaporate the maximum amount of water it could it still wouldn't affect global atmospheric water vapor levels to any extent. It would all precipitate out within a few hundred miles. A climatologist did a thought experiment once about what would happen if you could remove 100% of the water vapor from the atmosphere. Ignoring secondary effects he calculated that from 0% water vapor it would only take about 60 days for water vapor to return to normal levels. Humans just can't significantly affect water vapor levels in the atmosphere.

    14. Re:hmm by khallow · · Score: 1

      Wonder how many hypocrites who previously excoriate all climatologists who caution about global warming as corrupt and biased instantly trumpeting that these brilliant, honest, decent climatologists have to be right because the end result is one that they want.

      I imagine, if they're anything like the other side of the debate, hypocrisy will abound.

    15. Re:hmm by IDtheTarget · · Score: 1

      I'd have much more confidence in "climate scientists" if everybody claiming the title made their data transparently available. Not just to those who agree with their stance, but everybody. Hiding your data means that you don't have a scientific agenda, but a political one.

    16. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get from 'anthropogenic CO2 will prevent an iceage in 1500 years' to 'climatologists were not as right as they had been trumpeting'? If the first is valid it provides no reason to assert the second, unless you think the standard position of climatologists is along the lines of 'all consequences of anthropogenic CO2 must be negative'.

    17. Re:hmm by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      it is much more likely the result of additional water vapor being pumped into the atmosphere

      The Earth's atmosphere is at or near saturation point wrt to H20, meaning there are only two ways to change the amount of water vapour in the Earth's atmosphere;
      1. Change the temperature.
      2. Change the air pressure.
      These two things alone determine the dew point, in other words you can pump till your blue in the face and all that will happen is you will get wet..

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    18. Re:hmm by tmosley · · Score: 1

      But you fail to consider the fact that we CONTINUOUSLY pump MASSIVE AMOUNTS into the air ALL AROUND THE WORLD. Reducing the amount of humidity around major cities by 1% would have a significant effect.

      Hell, installing a curve with a small heat exchanger in the mufflers of new cars could probably cancel out the effect of 100 years worth of CO2.

      If you want to effect change, you have to focus on the things you can change, not the things you can't. Calling for CO2 reduction is tilting at windmills, and I think you know it.

    19. Re:hmm by Layzej · · Score: 1

      ...until they hit a tripping point in the arctic that'll release megatons of frozen methane which will lead to a catastrophic warming event.

      These articles from realclimate.org suggest that the methane feedback is not catastrophic:

      The worst-case methane scenario stands comparable to what CO2 can do. What CO2 will do, under business-as-usual, not in a wild blow-the-doors-off unpleasant surprise, but just in the absence of any pleasant surprises (like emission controls). At worst comparable to CO2 except that CO2 lasts essentially forever. - An Arctic methane worst-case scenario

      The fact that the ice core records do not seem full of methane spikes due to high-latitude sources makes it seem like the real world is not as sensitive as we were able to set the model up to be. - Much ado about methane

    20. Re:hmm by tmosley · · Score: 1

      That is only the case if the entire surface of the Earth is at 100% humidity at all times, which it isn't.

    21. Re:hmm by tmosley · · Score: 1

      -1 disagree, and can't articulate a response.

    22. Re:hmm by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You fail to understand the physics of water vapor and carbon dioxide. I don't care how much water vapor humans pump into the atmosphere, it's not going to affect global water vapor levels all that much. The only way to significantly reduce the amount of water vapor in the air is to cool it so the water precipitates out. I understand that people are afraid that reducing CO2 emissions will destroy their way of life but I just think that's a lack of imagination.

    23. Re:hmm by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Wow interesting, I'd never have believed that even the Hockey Team would admit that their is no looming catastrophe.

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  11. Children's children by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And people said global warming deniers didn't care about future generations. They were trying to help them all along!

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    1. Re:Children's children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? what's the holocaust got to do with any of this?

    2. Re:Children's children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why am I arguing with myself?

    3. Re:Children's children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame myself. Which -- fortunately for me -- is you!

    4. Re:Children's children by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It may well be that 100 years from now global warming deniers are looked upon with the same disdain and holocaust deniers.

    5. Re:Children's children by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Arggggh! Of course I meant "as", not "and".

  12. let us know how that works out by Osgeld · · Score: 0

    k thanks

  13. How long will your grandkids be alive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    two words: time scale.

    1. Re:How long will your grandkids be alive? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      1500 years is a human timescale. We've been living in parmanent settlements for 11,000 years. Plus it's an estimate. We don't know when it would actually be, and if the report is correct we probably never will. That would not be a bad thing.

  14. Da Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm, seems to me the ice cores from the last ice age revealed a CO2 concentration 20 times todays readings. Don't know if I trust this prediction. On the other hand, sea levels have not risen, the 50 Million supposed climate refugees from areas that were to have been flooded by now are no where to be found. Indeed, those island areas have actually grown. The Arctic ice has not melted to what it was in 1940-1945 when the RCMP sailed the Ste Roche from Vancouver to Halifax and back through the NW Passage, the AntArctic Ice sheets have grown, the Himalyan Glaciers are chiefly rebounding and there has been no statistical warming in the last decade. Maybe the Ice Age cometh quicker than we expect.

    1. Re:Da Ice Age by Dadoo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, sea levels have not risen

      You'll have to give us a reference for that, since my sources say otherwise:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Current_sea_level_rise

      http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/slideshow?id=9281281

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    2. Re:Da Ice Age by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Your wikipedia reference states that in the last 18,000 years, sea levels rose 120 metres. Thats over 6mm per year. Over a 100 year period you're talking 67cm. Sea levels has risen 20cm in the last 100 years

      Do you see how data can be manipulated to suit either standpoint?

    3. Re:Da Ice Age by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Keep displaying your ignorance. Ice cores over the last 800,000 years have not shown CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere above about 300 ppmv. This year the concentration is about 390 ppmv. The key phrase was up to 50 million climate refuges. As to the rest of your stuff you're going to have to document it. I suspect the Canadians would laugh you out of the room with your statement that "arctic ice has not melted to what it was in 1940-1945".

  15. Offtopic info.... by rts008 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Good book, IMHO.

    For those interested, "Fallen Angels" is available at Jim Baen's Free Library to read online, or download. (linked below)
    "Fallen Angels"

    *Discaimer*
    I'm just an enthusiastic fanboy, not affiliated with Baen Books in any way other than being a happy customer.*

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  16. Mankind's mere existence by jabberw0k · · Score: 2

    Anything we do, "could potentially" do something, or nothing, or upset part of Mother Nature that proves unexpectedly fragile. Unless Mankind goes away, we will continue to influence the environment forever. I suggest doing Nothing as the only possible prudent course of action.

    1. Re:Mankind's mere existence by forkfail · · Score: 2

      Of course we're going to have an impact on our environment. The difference between us and the first cyanobacteria (that caused massive climatic upheaval when the oxygen levels on earth reached a tipping point where other first generation single celled entities died off en masse) is that we have the ability to reason, if we use it, and chose options that will not be as destructive to the ecosystem that we are a part of, and upon which we rely for our lives.

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    2. Re:Mankind's mere existence by khallow · · Score: 1

      and chose options that will not be as destructive to the ecosystem that we are a part of, and upon which we rely for our lives.

      Unless, of course, those less destructive options are not in our interests.

    3. Re:Mankind's mere existence by phayes · · Score: 1

      Another fallacy is considering that Nature is stable & that all man-linked influences are inherently bad for the kind of environment we want to live in. First Off, Nature is NOT stable. There would be climate change whether or not mankind was here or not. Secondly, I know that the popular environmentalist meme enshrined in so many books & movies (Jeff Glodblum in Jurassic Parc grunting "Mankind Bad, Mother Nature Good" among them) is that all man-linked influences are bad. I just don't believe the meme is universally true. It does appear to be true that mankind has a tendency to transform grassland into desert (see the climate of Northern Africa & the Middle east from a few thousand years ago until now), however, we may be modifying the environment in a more positive manner if it stops an Ice Age...

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    4. Re:Mankind's mere existence by The+Man · · Score: 1

      Of course we're going to have an impact on our environment. The difference between us and the first cyanobacteria (that caused massive climatic upheaval when the oxygen levels on earth reached a tipping point where other first generation single celled entities died off en masse) is that we have the ability to reason, if we use it, and chose options that will not be as destructive to the ecosystem that we are a part of, and upon which we rely for our lives.

      What we have in common with the cyanobacteria, however, is that we don't understand the consequences of the various choices we could make. The ability to reason should not be confused with sufficiently good understanding to predict those consequences. The best we can say is probably that if we "do less", in the sense of creating less delta relative to the world as it would be without us, conditions will probably be more like they've been in the past. Unfortunately, that's an exceedingly weak and almost useless statement, as "the past" includes an extremely wide range of conditions including many that would make our current existence completely impossible.

      The questions before us in this area are whether we should attempt to "do less" in an attempt to avoid irreversibly bad outcomes (certainly no guarantee of a happy outcome anyway), and, if not, whether we should apply our profoundly imperfect understanding of our impact in one way or another to attempt to control our environment in unprecedented ways. The only thing I'm sure of is that anyone who pretends to have the "correct" answers to these questions is either intellectually dishonest or a self-serving piece of shit. The rest of this "debate" is a waste of time, money, and electrons. Give it up already. Everything goes to hell a billion years from now anyway.

    5. Re:Mankind's mere existence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything we do, "could potentially" do something, or nothing, or upset part of Mother Nature that proves unexpectedly fragile.

      "Simply existing" doesn't cause us to pump gigatons of known greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere every year.

  17. Let's not do anything by qmaqdk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's roll the dice so we don't have to be inconvenienced by sorting our garbage and driving cars with smaller engines.

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    1. Re:Let's not do anything by operagost · · Score: 0

      Because that's all the AGW activists want to do. Oh wait... no. They want cap-and-trade, high energy taxes, and an end to all fossil fuel usage. At least, we've been told that's what it will take.

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    2. Re:Let's not do anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Shrug] You have higher energy costs and the end to significant fossil fuel usage to look forward to in the next century or so regardless. By then we might wish that we had drawn out the CO2 production a bit rather than blow it all in one big spike (on the other hand, maybe sequestered CO2 could come in handy by that point).

  18. I don't buy it. by SETIGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I buy that CO2 could prevent or delay the onset of an ice age. What I don't by is the suggestion that an ice age is due to start 1500 years from now. Looking more carefully, I see that the value of CO2 level required to prevent an ice age 1500 years from now is below the pre-industrial level. In other words they've predicted an ice age that would, under no conceivable circumstance, occur and then said, look, it won't occur because of CO2. Yes, but then again our lakes aren't frozen in the summer now because of CO2. Maybe we should send out a press release.

    1. Re:I don't buy it. by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what the summary says to me.

      Human released co2 will prevent next ice age.

      Co2 levels required to permit the iceage are preindustrial. This means that human produced co2 from industrial activity will prevent the next iceage.

      How is that not exactly what the summary says?

      I fail to understand the significance of pointing this out.

    2. Re:I don't buy it. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      I think you're understanding. The pre-industrial level was 280 ppm. The amount required to prevent the coming ice age is 240 ppm. Therefore human CO2 emissions are not required to prevent this ice age. It's also why nobody else has predicted that an ice age will start in 1500 years.

      I think it's just another step in the decline of "Nature".

    3. Re:I don't buy it. by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Perhaps their prediction was based on a model that ignores human involvement, and attempts to predict carbon declines from natural sequestration, such as tundra, peatbogs, and the like.

      Eg, "if no human activities had occured, co2 levels would drop below 240ppm, due to natural sequestration. This would result in an iceage, until volcanic sources of c02 increases levels sufficiently to melt the glacial ice. Our model predicts that this event would occur 1500 years from now, under the above constraints."

      This would still lend credibility to the notion that "human carbon emissions" (or rather, human activities) will prevent the next iceage."

      That the proposed iceage requires a total absence of human activity to occur does not detract from the statement.

  19. Remember the Greening Earth Society by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    Remember the Greening Earth Society?
    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Greening_Earth_Society

    In the late 1990s I remember they were out there with an interesting take that not only was the greenhouse effect real, but that we should promote it because it would "make Greenland green again" and otherwise unlock many areas of tundra and for conventional agriculture and human expansion.

    1. Re:Remember the Greening Earth Society by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      "make Greenland green again"

      Greenland wasn't green when the Vikings first landed on it - Eric the Red named it "Greenland" for marketing purposes.

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    2. Re:Remember the Greening Earth Society by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Eric the Red named it "Greenland" for marketing purposes.

      That's one theory. Another is that it was named "Gruntland" because of the shallow bays around it (grunt being a term for shallow bottom related to the English word aground). We probably won't ever know the truth. Other than that it hasn't been green for thousands of years... at minimum.

      Under the ice on Greenland we would find lots of rock and gravel. Not much in the way of arable land. The people who think otherwise have never seen melting tundra or a glacier bed.

    3. Re:Remember the Greening Earth Society by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      "make Greenland green again"

      Greenland wasn't green when the Vikings first landed on it - Eric the Red named it "Greenland" for marketing purposes.

      Yep. And you thought marketing these days is misleading. Imagine sailing hundreds of miles to find out you just bought a nice big chunk of frozen rock.

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  20. Looks like we have a goal by L337Wulf · · Score: 1

    Apparently it is imperative that we keep CO2 levels above 240ppm unless we want to destroy life as we know it. We have an obligation to save the planet and it's inhabitants from dying a slow, cold death!

  21. He did it! by KIFulgore · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing's for certain: whether coastal cities are under 20 feet of water or up to their asses in ice 2000 years from now, there will still be politicians pointing at each other over whose fault it is.

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    1. Re:He did it! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      I blame magnetic pole reversal.
      As we near closer to the the tipping point, the Magnetosphere reduces in strength.
      This let's more sun come through...

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    2. Re:He did it! by phorm · · Score: 1

      Not entirely certain. It does assume that were such an event to happen, the uprising, war, and etc wouldn't prove to be ultimately fatal for everyone (politicians included).

    3. Re:He did it! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting hypothesis. Now you need to do the scientific research to make it a scientific theory that has some actual evidence behind it.

  22. I thought the next ice age was already here... by singhulariti · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I thought the next ice age was already here... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Well, by the definition of geologists we are in an ice age right now and will be as long as there are any significant ice caps in the polar regions. Currently we are in an interglacial period When the ice advances it's called a glacial period.

  23. oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AWESOME!

  24. More good news by Shoten · · Score: 2

    "House fires keep you warm in the wintertime!"

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    1. Re:More good news by forkfail · · Score: 1

      That's right up there with, "if the glaciers melt, people who depend on them for water will actually have more water"...

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  25. It won't mater by na1led · · Score: 1

    The planet is soo poluted, in 1500 years I doubt anything will still be alive!

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    1. Re:It won't mater by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's so 1980s. We've made so much progress (in the west, anyway) on reducing pollution that we have to call carbon dioxide pollution now! We're ALL polluters!

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  26. Bogus science by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Better explanation of why CO2 levels don't have an impact on glaciation cycles, http://motls.blogspot.co.nz/2012/01/will-co2-save-us-from-next-ice-age.html

    1. Re:Bogus science by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      And you take somebody serious who says that 2,000 ppm CO2 will increase agricultural productivity significantly???

  27. Due to subtle variations in the Earth's orbit ...? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

    Now, what did we do to cause that? Maybe if we all just sit down and be still, the Earth's orbit will stop variating?

    If the Earth's orbit is variating, it's because we did something bad, and we had better change our ways . . .

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  28. Re:Due to subtle variations in the Earth's orbit . by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

    The reverse argument is equally ridiculous:

    Nothing we do can combined cause global scale changes on the planet, which is nice, because then I can keep doing whatever I want.

    The worst part is that very little is required to make very large impacts on carbon emissions. If everyone in the US bought a car that had half the horsepower that the car they currently own has, they could make a huge impact on their emissions.

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  29. Given the choice... by geekprime · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't glaciation pretty much end life as we know it on the planet? You can't grow anything on an ice sheet.

    Given the choice of planet wide starvation and freezing VS moving to high ground and breeding heat tolerant crops,

    Given the choice between the extinction of some less mobile less heat tolerant species VS the extinction of all species,

    I pretty much know what I'd be in favor of and it dosen't involve freezing to death

    1. Re:Given the choice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the extinction of all species

      Oh come on. The last several ice ages didn't wipe out all species and some even did quite a good job adapting to the cold climate near the glaciers (mammoths, neanderthals, etc). I doubt the next ice age (which, if it's part of the cycle the last few were part of) would have such an exacerbated and detrimental effect.

    2. Re:Given the choice... by geekprime · · Score: 1

      Ok, so replace "all" with "95% of all" I'd still rather not freeze.

  30. Gives more excuses for "Business as Usual" by s.petry · · Score: 1

    This simply gives more excuses for maintaining the pollution driven economy we have now. The same reason that so many people argue that there is no human induced global warming will now say "Not only are we not doing anything wrong, but we are helping."

    Unfortunately, our society is based on greed. The people in power have a lot of money invested, and make a whole lot of money from polluting and destroying the environment. They pay lots of money to keep people ignorant, and make anything that makes them profit legal. Sad really, but the truth.

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  31. You skipped "Join a ThinkTank" by Niscenus · · Score: 1

    Everyone else is fairly well aware of the scientific method and peer review.

    However, we have known for a few years that the Earth's orbit has been rounding out, which is when it gets colder. This was among many points covered on slashdot along with solar output and geological methane release that demonstrated that the Earth's climatic shift has been primarily due to CO2 levels. If CO2 levels had not gone significantly beyond their 1700 levels, we would be experiencing the starting signs of cooling over the next 200 years.

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  32. Re:my model says you're a pooterhead !!! by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Step 0: Be born a retard like jellomizer."

    Well. He seems to have gotten at least a little better. He's posting to slashdot. I acknowledge that's not much of an achievemet, but still, given where you say he started at...

    But if you weren't retarded to start with, then what happened to you along the way?

  33. Horizon problem: by Hartree · · Score: 2

    People tend not to be so worried about what happens in 1500 years or so.

    But, they'll get into bitter dustups over what will happen in 50.

  34. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now they're spinning global warming into being a good thing? People are already polluting so much carelessly, giving them a reason to think it's good (by pushing off the next ice age) isn't the greatest thing...I mean there are idiots out there as of now who 'don't like the cold' so think that global warming won't be a bad thing.

    Firstly "global warming" doesn't only warm, it cools (I learned this from a class on Environmental Issues). Apparently this is because the change in the global temperature causes different air streams on the earth to change, thus resulting in severe cooling in certain areas. Secondly, as someone said above, we have pretty much already screwed ourselves and considering the fact that getting smaller cars, hybrids, or switching our fuel type is just too muich of an effort for our grossly lazy population, there probably won't be much left to freeze if and when the next ice age does happen.

    People need to wake the f**k up. Hundreds upon hundreds of temperature record highs were broken this year. Global warming isn't "going to" happen, it's ALREADY HERE. So quit being lazy and throwing out recyclables...quit being wasteful and driving a huge truck when there's only one person and no cargo in it...because you're ruining it for the rest of us such that there will probably be no one around to care when that ice age actually comes.

  35. Carbon Emissions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What utter rubbish.

  36. Riiight by 32771 · · Score: 1

    Since we know about CO2 being a greenhouse gas since the 19th century, industrialization was just planned to prevent the ice age.

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    1. Re:Riiight by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Since we know about CO2 being a greenhouse gas since the 19th century, industrialization was just planned to prevent the ice age.

      Pah, planned climate. Is this some kind of environmental communism. I demand Laissez Faire ecologies damn it. Let the whales decide.

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    2. Re:Riiight by 32771 · · Score: 1

      No we don't have a plan either, we just behave like the whales.
      But I wanted to make a joke out of retroactively justifying our ill thought out behaviour.

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  37. Based on the premise Global warming is not BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Manmade Global Warming is Bullshit. An agenda put forward by the crooks that want to profit from the Carbon Tax Scam. The Global Government and Depopulation Power Freaks. The Dysfunctional People that hate themselves and want to die. The Watermelons. Enviro Green on the outside, Communist Red on the inside.

    Figure if they sneak it in there as a assumed premise for some article, I am not going to notice? NO! That propaganda technique is as old as the hills. Peddling a discredited agenda with a weak propaganda tool. Double Fail. Where's the Gang Gonged Tag?

  38. carbon polution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up With LFTRs (Liquid Floride Thorium Reactors)

  39. Polar Bears by jageryager · · Score: 1

    We all knew climate change would be bad for polar bears. If I was a polar bear I'd be pissed to hear about this.. If you're a polar bear, that ice age; it's the _best_.

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    1. Re:Polar Bears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all knew climate change would be bad for polar bears. If I was a polar bear I'd be pissed to hear about this.. If you're a polar bear, that ice age; it's the _best_.

      Really? I don't know too many polar bears who live on top of mile-thick glaciers...kinda hard for the seals and whatnot to break through, you know...

      Polar bears live near the edge of icepacks, where it's thin enough for prey to develop breathing holes or find other access to open water. An ice age would just migrate the polar bears down south to meet us (be extra careful as you hack out that breathing hole, there...)

      AFAIK, the middle of a large glacier is just about the most desolate place on earth, supporting little to no life at all. In comparison, a desert ecology represents a downright abundance of plants, insects, reptiles and mammals.

  40. It seems the UN provides Insecurity by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    I finally read "All the Trouble in the World" which was bublished in 1995.
    The author traveled to various UN supported countries investigating the efforts to end overpopulation, famine, poverty, etc.
    He describes convoys travelling under armed guard through the most furtile areas on the earth to deliver: food.

    There are real problems with the UN, not least of which are the ammounts of $$ that magically dissappear and the lavish soires.

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  41. CO2 has a MINUTE effect on temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at the Mauna Loa figures. CO2 has been rising steeply for the last 50 years.

    Now look at the satellite earth temperature feeds. The Earth warmed up fast in the 1990s, then the warming flattened out around 2000 and it's been flat (slightly falling) ever after. That's over a decade of NO increase in temperature, with a continuing increase in CO2. And there is NO obvious major cooling reason.

    From that you can deduce that any warming from CO2 (and it's actually calculated to be minimal - the models get their temperature increase by assuming that a tipping point is reached, and lots of water vapour is inducted into the atmosphere, and we now know this does not happen) is insignificant, and completely reversed by other natural changes in climate.

    Now, who was it who thought that we could stop ice ages with a minor gas concentration change...?

  42. Re:Due to subtle variations in the Earth's orbit . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that depends - if everyone in the US bought a *new* car, how much of the emissions saving will have been lost due to the need to manufacture and transport their new car, dispose of the old one, etc? and if everyone downgraded to an existing second-hand car with half the horsepower of their existing (presumably redistributing their current car to someone else whose current car is twice its horsepower), effectively just shuffling a whole lot of cars around and skimming off the outlighers at the top end, would there be any significant effect at all?

  43. what about the cooling?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    personally im still worried about all the global cooling nonsense from the 90's. I'm in a state of absolute horror that all our politicians and activists abandoned the ozone layer so quickly, to support this new global warming fad.

    1. Re:what about the cooling?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was totally debunked man, see the wiki entry:

      Global cooling was a conjecture during the 1970s of imminent cooling of the Earth's surface and atmosphere along with a posited commencement of glaciation. This hypothesis had mixed support in the scientific community, but gained temporary popular attention due to a combination of a slight downward trend of temperatures from the 1940s to the early 1970s and press reports that did not accurately reflect the scientific understanding of ice age cycles. In contrast to the global cooling conjecture, the current scientific opinion on climate change is that the Earth has not durably cooled, but undergone global warming throughout the twentieth century.[1]

  44. Re:Outsiders by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, I'm here. What did you want to know? Getting off the Earth? That's easy:

    * Orbital velocity is root (R(e) * g), where R(e) is the radius of the Earth (6378000 meters), and g is the surface gravity (9.80665 m/s^2). That works out to 7908 m/s
    * Kinetic Energy is 0.5 * m * v^2. Thus kinetic energy to reach orbit is 31.27 MJ/kg.
    * One kiloWatt-hour (kWh) is the common unit of electric energy. 1000 W * 3600 seconds = 3.6 MJ.
    * Therefore it takes 31.27 / 3.6 = 8.7 kWh/kg to get something into orbit.
    * Multiply by your local electric rate. Where I an now, that works out to $1/kg, about what potatoes cost at the local market.

    So getting off the Earth is cheap, if you use energy efficiently. You haven't been, though. You have been using about the least efficient method available: chemical rockets. The best rocket fuels only have a bit under half the energy needed to get to orbit (15 MJ/kg), and the engines are around 2/3 efficient, which leaves you at around 10 MJ/kg. So the fuel can't even get itself to orbit, much less anything else, like cargo. You end up using a lot of fuel to lift a smaller amount of fuel part way, then use that to push an even smaller amount a bit further, and finally that last bit pushes a very small cargo to orbit. For those who understand math, that is an exponential ratio of fuel to cargo, where the exponent is the ratio of mission velocity / rocket exhaust velocity. For chemical rockets, that works out to 2-3, depending on which fuel. So you use e (2.718...) raised to 2-3 power as much fuel as cargo that gets to orbit.

    The answer is quite obvious: use something else. Something that has better efficiency, so you are not slaughtered by the exponential. There are a number of choices. Which one you use depends on a number of "mission requirements": What are you launching, how often, how much up front development money you can spend, how much risk do you want to take, etc.

    OK, that takes care of getting out of *this* gravity well. What next?

    (1) Don't go right down another one. The Moon and Mars can wait till you build up some infrastructure. Use near Earth asteroids first, followed by other asteroids, including the ones orbiting Mars, as a source of building materials. You can use efficient electric thrusters as long as you are not diving down a gravity well.

    (2) Don't send humans first. Humans have all kinds of picky needs about temperature, pressure, food, radiation, etc. Robots, remote controlled, and automated equipment (which I will call just "robots" for brevity) are not as sensitive. Send robots first, have them build stuff up. Once you have enough stuff in place and can support the humans, then they can come.

  45. We Have Won: Prof. Svante Arrhenis Was Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likely a few decades for the consensus, but it appears that what Svante Arrhenis wrote about in the mysts of the the beginning of the 20th century is becoming true after such a long gestation.

    Cheers All

  46. You just wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ~from a twenty year nap? Slashdot, you fishin for the nw0? Someone is spraying radioactive rat poison overhead and someone is beaming in rf, elf in waves, lensing doom upon us, superheating the ionosphere, floods here, earthquakes there, making any greenhouse gas effects on global warming MOOT. Sven, Sven...

  47. The tables have turned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm looking forward to driving my V8 Cadillac to work this morning, sneering at all the hybrid drivers with that look of "Congratulations, you're destroying the planet with you car, asshole" look that they love to throw around.

    They can thank me for keeping their asses above water later.

  48. Some say the world will end in fire... by hicksw · · Score: 1

    You can swim in water. You can't swim in ice.
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  49. Does this remind anyone of Populous? by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, 'intelligent design' is not so far of after all. A giant experiment is what this is.

  50. Re: Math fail by Agronomist+Cowherd · · Score: 1

    I had no idea we were already living in a Rush album.

    Try 512 AD.

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  51. Re: Math fail by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Oops!

  52. 50 feet ok... Re:This is good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yea you are right. n o t

  53. Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we stop global warming today and think about the possibility of an ice age 1500 years into the future, say a few centuries from now? I would imagine the level of scientific knowledge in 2500 AD will be a bit higher than what we have today. If we manage not to drive ourselves to extinction through nuclear war or runaway global warming that is.

  54. Re:Outsiders by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

    why this was modded 'funny'?

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  55. Re:50 feet ok... Re:This is good news. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear, I believe it will be at least 200 years before we could force 50 feet of sea level rise. Before that happens we'd likely do something about global warming. So I don't expect that to happen, certainly not in the lifetime of anyone who is alive today (assuming no immortality treatment).