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Launch Your Own Nanosatellite Into Space

First time accepted submitter Rozine writes "Ever wanted to launch your own satellite into space? Thanks to a project at the Cornell Space Science Lab, now you can. In the words of the grad student leading the project, Zac Manchester, 'What better way of showing off your uber-geek credentials than having your own spacecraft?' Zac hopes that by shrinking the size of each spacecraft and using advancements in computer and solar cell technology, satellites can follow the path of the personal computer revolution, opening up space for the masses. For small donations you will receive mementos, but for $300 and up you will get your very own satellite to be launched into space. Perfect for slashdotters and school projects everywhere!" We covered this project in its infancy back in July. I'm glad to see it gained traction.

119 comments

  1. Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even more "space junk".

    1. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LEO. It will burn in no time.

    2. Re:Great!!! by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty much what sibling said. These creatures will likely be launched into very low Earth orbit, and will likely hit re-entry in less than a couple months at most. A "nanosatellite" won't have any attitude control, or any fuel for that matter. It won't have the means to alter whatever orbit (and subsequent decay) it may get kicked off into.

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    3. Re:Great!!! by Cwix · · Score: 5, Informative

      They are aiming for an orbit time of a few days to a few weeks until they reenter and burn up upon reentry. They are doing that specifically so they don't leave any space junk.

      RTFA.

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    4. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA.

      +1, I'm sick of people commenting without having even tried to read the article.

    5. Re:Great!!! by grouchomarxist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When it goes from 'having your own spacecraft' to 'had a short-lived spacecraft' it becomes much less uber-geek cred.

    6. Re:Great!!! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Burn up? Not a chance! My experimental payload would consist of tiny aero-dynamic "anagyre skipping stone" devices made of satellite piercing ceramic materials that will boomerang into higher, stable, orbits! Muhahahhaaahaha!

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    7. Re:Great!!! by mykepredko · · Score: 5, Funny

      You make it sound like for 300 bucks, you should get your own shark in space, with a frickin' laser on it no less!

    8. Re:Great!!! by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Even more "space junk".

      Yeah, but the RIAA and MPAA will hate it! That makes it all worth it.

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      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    9. Re:Great!!! by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But that does bring up a good point of who gets to dump shit and why we should start working at cleaning it up but also be working on "no more dumping shit" rules for space. I mean when you look at the history of our ventures into space we got shit from 1950s (Vanguard) still floating up there as useless shit, and both we and the Ruskies were serious slobs when it came to dumping shit in space with no regards for anybody else.

      Now we have not only the Indians and Chinese, who with their sat blowing bit showed they don't give a crap about polluting the hell out of space, we are now gonna have private enterprise (not talking about TFA who is going for a low enough orbit it'll be gone pretty quick) who as we have seen with such lovely messes like superfund sites frankly haven't given a crap about polluting the hell out of earth if it makes them profits, and we are supposed to trust them not to take a big giant dump in space? you just know they'll have everything set up with shell corps they can just dissolve if the poo hits the fan and just walk away leaving the mess while they count their money.

      So we REALLY need to get a hold on this thing now, while its a mess but not an unrecoverable mess, and set up some serious ground rules to protect this valuable natural resource. After all it really wouldn't take much of a disaster to create such a minefield out there our birds would be dropping like flies and our society has gotten too used to having sat communications to let it be a free for all. So while i'm all nothing but love for the guys in TFA I do think it just shines a spotlight on how as things get cheaper its gonna become even more riskier if we don't set down with our nations and set some hard ground rules now.

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    10. Re:Great!!! by daktari · · Score: 5, Funny

      Attitude control is what I like to see engineered, not merely just in our nanosatellites, but pretty much in all our tech devices.

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    11. Re:Great!!! by hitmark · · Score: 2

      Hmm, bumping torrent trackers into space...

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    12. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never thought I'd see the day that a space-hippie showed its' unwashed head. Get a job!

    13. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an orbital weapons platform targeting the RIAA headquarters...

    14. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least some actual Low Orbit Ion Cannons.

    15. Re:Great!!! by rioki · · Score: 1

      You know, although technically correct, I would not consider the nano satellites a "space craft". When someone rolls out the personal space shuttle, then we can talk space craft...

    16. Re:Great!!! by kylemonger · · Score: 0

      Anything we might do by accident a terrorist can do on purpose. Imagine a satellite sized object launched into orbit whose sole purpose is to detonate and disperse 100,000 ball bearings. Even more fun if a high inclination or retrograde orbit is used. Still, space is pretty big so shotgun blasts like this could probably be dealt with like we deal with the Van Allen belts--- just make a run for it and get out of the danger zone as fast as possible.

    17. Re:Great!!! by sulimma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes. In movies like "Dark Star" or "2001" we see what can happen if you do not have proper attitude control in your spacecraft.
      They start to argue, refuse to take orders or just get lazy.

    18. Re:Great!!! by NeverWorker1 · · Score: 2

      From the linked article:
      Because we will only launch KickSat into a low-altitude orbit, we can guarantee that all of the Sprites will re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere within a few days or weeks, leaving no trace of space debris. KickSat itself will last somewhat longer, but should burn up in the atmosphere within a few months.

    19. Re:Great!!! by AllyGreen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think there is definitely a lack of perspective here! $300 bucks for your own satellite is definitely pretty awesome.

    20. Re:Great!!! by Nick+Ives · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're tired of that, you're tired of /..

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    21. Re:Great!!! by toetagger · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that a "nanosatellite" needs to control its attitude?

    22. Re:Great!!! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Space Junk No... I plan to make a satellite that will broadcast on all channels the Old 1990's version of Hamster Dance.
      Because I am doing it from space, there are no laws against it!
      If you call that junk, then you are probably quite sane and rational. But where is the fun in that.

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    23. Re:Great!!! by Lumpy · · Score: 3

      You know you can spend $300.00 and build a real satellite right now, in fact it will be far better than these circuitboards that will barely work. It will just sit on your desk until you pay to get it launched.

      In fact for $600.00 I can build one that could act as a ham radio digital communication relay and have enough solar panels on it to make sure it has plenty of power, all from parts at home depot and a tig welder from harbor freight.

      The hard part is getting the thing up in the sky high enough that it stays there.

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    24. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a grasp on what orbits are and how satelites work do you.

      almost all of our communications satelites are in geosync orbit, that is way, way, way the hell out there. so far out that the shuttle could never reach them and the only manned flights that were out that far were on their way to the moon.

      LEO is the low earth orbit that can cause problems, it's where we part birds on their way to their final orbits. A bit higher than that is where the things like iridium and GPS constellations are floating around.

      the chances of a "cascade" taking everything out are zero. a cascade in LEO will not touch the GEO birds.

      What we need to get ahold of is the low earth parking orbit messes. it's the cause of most of the problems. And the problem is NOT projects like this.

      Please come back when you have even a tiny bit of understanding about what you are talking about. You sound like those idiots in the republican party or Fox news, spouting off about crap they know nothing about as if they were experts.

      and I dont claim to know everything. I'd love to get a NASA guy to fill us in on the reality of all this instead of fake sensationalism from the news outlets.

    25. Re:Great!!! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      You don't get to pick the payload, just the programming (or worse, just the message that will be transmitted).

      Later versions "may" allow for sensors of various types.

      This is an ingenious way for this guy to fund the launch of his own microsatellite, if that is his real goal.

    26. Re:Great!!! by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 1

      Buzz. Just because you personally cannot ride in it, doesn't mean it's not a spacecraft (one word.) NASA has been calling them spacecraft for decades. The Voyagers are spacecraft. The Pioneers and Vikings were spacecraft. Sputnik was a spacecraft.

      Here's the official NASA mission page;

      www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/pioneer/
      "The Pioneer series of spacecraft performed first-of-their-kind explorations of the Sun ..."

    27. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly my first thought!

    28. Re:Great!!! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Awesome idea.. wait till these have more memory then buy one and program it to beam mp3s and movies down at the ground!

    29. Re:Great!!! by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Get some ladders and weld them end to end with your TIG welder from Harbour Freight.

    30. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that may be so, but a cheap, 1x1 inch circuit board hurled into space only to come back down in a month or so...that should be called 'spacecrap' (one word).

    31. Re:Great!!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Save the space whales!

    32. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, the Outer Space treaty does have rules on this, and the UN's ITU (International Telecommunications Union) does keep tabs on some things. For instance, in order to get an orbital slot in geo-synchronous orbit, you have to demonstrate that you won't leave your junk in that slot. You have to move to a special landfill orbit.

    33. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This top comment is why slashdot is the best

    34. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like a shotgun in low-earth orbit. Can I send up one made of solid lead?

    35. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And occasionally blow up after having an epiphany.

    36. Re:Great!!! by BigLonn · · Score: 1

      Excellent!! Now my Mutant Armys can be remote controlled !!

    37. Re:Great!!! by bkcallahan · · Score: 1

      Like the Chihuahua, it makes up for its lack of size with attitude and a loud ident.

    38. Re:Great!!! by hawk · · Score: 1

      Much as I'd like that, altitude control on my iPad would be nicer.

      Not only for those adverse gravitational incidents that tried ice altitude to 0, but if it would just hover 8 inches above my desk, it would be perfect for holding my coffee! :)

      hawk

    39. Re:Great!!! by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 1

      Wow, a topic where I actually have firsthand expert knowledge! :)

      IABAN (I Actually Built A Nanosatellite)...

      To be more precise, I assisted a little with the building and did all of the on-board programming, along with extensive ground station testing. I was a member of the University of Arizona's Cubesat Program which worked in conjunction with CalTech. The cubesat was a 10cm cube with a maximum weight of 1kg. We built four sats in the end, one engineering model, two identical flight sats (RinconSat 1 and 2), and one done with partners from a university in France and Alcatel (AlcatelSat).

      As far as orbits go, when on the nanosat scale, you get whatever orbit you can that will get your sat into space. The cubesats were originally headed for a LEO and a lifetime of a few months. But... rockets are amazingly expensive and even a boatload of nanosats won't justify their own launch. Instead, you hitch a ride along with a primary payload that does justify a launch and take up some unused cargo room and weight capacity (it's still not free, of course). The primary payload for our cubesats changed midway through the process and that in turn changed our destined orbit. The new one was much higher with a correspondingly longer lifetime.

      Eventually, after more delays, we got our launch opportunity in late 2008 or early 2009, I don't recall the precise date. We were launching RinconSat 2 and AlcatelSat. They were sent to California, integrated, and then sent to the Cosmodrome in Baikonur, Kazahkstan to be put on a a Russian ex-ICBM. Launch day came and the damn thing lost control in the first stage and resulted in a flaming crater in the desert 70km downrange.

      I am confident that had they made it to space, the cubesats would have worked well. Because of the delays we had time for lengthy ground testing. I really wish they would have flown as our sats and my software we considerably more capable than most of the other cubesats and it would have been great to get real data from them and see if our two-way communication would have worked as well in space as it did on the ground-to-mountain tests we did.

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  2. Re:Space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that was my first thought. the last thing we need is thousands of geeks launching their own space junk.

  3. Space junk from everyone, for everyone by durrr · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My sattelite is a crate full of explosively dispersed pinballs, will it cost only $300 to launch it?

    1. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sounds like a really terrible idea unless they have a nice garbage collection method planned.

      It's a sophisticated system called gravity, although I wouldn't give them full credit for the invention.

    2. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how explosive?

      probably won't launch the pinballs into a significantly higher orbit and so they would likely reenter the atmosphere at most like a few days after the few weeks it will take for the majority of the payload which is designed to reenter anyhow.

    3. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by camperdave · · Score: 2

      It's not gravity. It's atmosphere. Even in Low Earth Orbit, there is a whisper of atmosphere. This causes a drag on the satellite, causing the orbit to decay.

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    4. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2

      It's not gravity. It's atmosphere. Even in Low Earth Orbit, there is a whisper of atmosphere. This causes a drag on the satellite, causing the orbit to decay.

      causing the orbit to decay and the satellite to drift off into space...? if only there was a way to predict where in 3d space it would head towards.

    5. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear mods:

      THIS is funny. Quit modding up that "in Soviet Russia" and "I saw the movie too" crap.

      Regards,
      The Internet

    6. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense Dave, but please open your mind before you open your mouth.

    7. Re:Space junk from everyone, for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, the comments mod YOU!

  4. hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much to launch a satellite containing a tungsten rod in geosync orbit over the location of my choice?

    1. Re:hrm... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      A lot more since that's very different from LEO.

      Significantly more if your chosen location isn't on the equator - changing the rotational axis of the Earth is going to take a great deal of effort, it might be cheaper to just change the laws of physics...

  5. Re:Space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're deployed near each other and all head the same direction. Plus they're in low enough orbit to reenter within the decade, if even that long.

  6. Re:Space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay now this is too much: apropos captcha
    http://twitpic.com/89dn09

  7. Re:Space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    that was my first thought. the last thing we need is thousands of geeks launching their own space junk.

    If you had clicked on the link...

    "Because we will only launch KickSat into a low-altitude orbit, we can guarantee that all of the Sprites will re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere within a few days or weeks, leaving no trace of space debris. KickSat itself will last somewhat longer, but should burn up in the atmosphere within a few months."

  8. space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to send a vial of my swimmers up there. Is there a size limit? I pull out some three-ropers that put Peter North to shame.

  9. Piratebay by koan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you listening? This is your satellite idea come to fruition.

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    1. Re:Piratebay by theweakend · · Score: 1

      You are my hero right now.

  10. what about a bigger shared sat? by unrtst · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This junk it'll be sending up is damn near useless. They want to see how well the electronics hold up in space... for a few days before re-entry, with no ability to query them, and just a very short message sent (on repeat?) via radio?

    IMO, I'd rather rent a timeslice on something even a tad more advanced. Long term goal is more interesting, and I realize the first launch is mostly proof-of-concept, but that's an expensive proof for something that can obviously be done. I'd be nice if the larger donations got better kicksat boards at least.

    It wouldn't surprise me if there are other projects out there he could team up with that would love to do some swarm robotics up there that wouldn't cost a whole lot more for the individual parts, but could at least make use of there being 100-1000 of them in near proximity in space.

    Further off on a tangent.... I was kinda hoping to see a cheaper launch vehicle for microsats. Maybe a combo of weather balloon and rocket that goes off once it hits near-max-height?

    1. Re:what about a bigger shared sat? by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 2

      Well, the guys at the register are trying (codename LOHAN). Ignoring the humor of it all they are trying to do something pretty cool. If they succeed in proving it as a platform I see no reason why others could not take their success and build on it to the point when we can launch stuff into space.

    2. Re:what about a bigger shared sat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naysayers!

      You gotta start somewhere, and this is pretty cool!

      It's really easy to be cynical and do nothing, ever

    3. Re:what about a bigger shared sat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1000 and you can build your own to do whatever you want. RTFA

    4. Re:what about a bigger shared sat? by hawk · · Score: 1

      >rent a timeslice

      If memory serves, someone makes a PDP-10 board . . . :)

  11. Re:Space junk by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Aren't we trying to reduce the amount of space junk?

    However, the way things are going, we'll need it to rebuild the internet.

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  12. really, "nano"? by pablo_max · · Score: 1

    Are they saying that these satellites are 1 billionth of a normal satellite?
    Why do they always want to apply nano to everything?

    1. Re:really, "nano"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the context for the prefix was its cost?
      And personally, I prefer to apply vi over nano, but whatever - I'm not one of "them".

    2. Re:really, "nano"? by aintnostranger · · Score: 2

      Sheldon Cooper is that you?

    3. Re:really, "nano"? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the context for the prefix was its cost?

      The average satellite costs $97M to build and $51M to launch (source: Euroconsult 10-year satellite forecast, 2009), so "micro" would still be more appropriate (the units being about 500 milli-satellites from this perspective, I'll allow them to get away with a factor of two exaggeration).

      And personally, I prefer to apply vi over nano, but whatever - I'm not one of "them".

      Jed all the way, for me. With a bit of kate thrown in for good measure.

    4. Re:really, "nano"? by Albanach · · Score: 2

      No, they're saying it's small, as in dwarf, which is the meaning of the Greek word from which science derived its nano- prefix.

      Just because science has borrowed a word and given it a meaning does not then exclude others from using that same word, especially if in doing so they are using the original meaning and not the one added by scientists 50 years ago.

  13. Kewl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smash a nanosatellite-size hole into the international space station for me!

  14. Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by wisebabo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know how flexible (if at all) the parameters are for your very own "chip" sized satellite but wouldn't it be possible to make it survive re-entry? If it were made of ceramic and light (not dense) enough, couldn't it be designed to "gently" de-orbit without building up the heat that would cause it to vaporize.

    Shape might be important too, I understand how that the first space capsule designers were initially flumoxed be the inability of their needle nosed re-entry vehicles to survive more than a few seconds in the hypersonic wind tunnels before melting. Then, a clue from nature in the form of Tektites; spherical blobs of glass of extraterrestrial origin that managed to survive due to the shock wave that protected them. (Russian re-entry vehicles were spherical for a time, now I think they, like the Americans, are using blunt cones). So if they can't be flat, maybe you'll have to take the space of a few "chip" sized satellites to send one golf-ball sized satellite capable of re-entry.

    What a scoop that would be if you could do this! Imagine a worldwide competition for "find the space golf ball" where the person who finds the (hopefully) intact ceramic ball will get a reward and fame. (There could be a code inside to verify the winner, or perhaps DeBeers would sponsor putting a nice diamond in it). If constructed properly, it could be made to float so a water landing wouldn't automatically lose it. Maybe some sort of retro-reflector could be used to make finding it easier as well (but would restrict the likely recovery teams to professionals).

    Actually since the chance of finding one old be so small, I'd imagine you'd have to send up a bunch with the first one found getting the big reward. Still finding any of them would be a great collectors item! Finally there might be some (very small) uses for being able to return (very small) samples from space but because of the difficulty in finding it, it's probably best suited for some sort of game or promotional event.

    1. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...best suited for some sort of game or promotional event."

      The rest of the world is just thrilled at the chance of a high-velocity bullet vaporising their skull at any instant or location, all for the sake of some game or promotional event

    2. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Still.. an interesting post, except for that last point...

    3. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by ChatHuant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know how flexible (if at all) the parameters are for your very own "chip" sized satellite but wouldn't it be possible to make it survive re-entry?

      There's my chance to beat the world record for longest drop of an egg without breaking!

    4. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by q.kontinuum · · Score: 1

      But they might check afterwards and notice the egg is not raw (anymore). Doesn't this violate the rules?

      I'd love to see an airplane competition for the longest flight...

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    5. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine the court cost if one of these things put a hole though someone's house or worse; took someone's head off.

    6. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by geekmux · · Score: 2

      I don't know how flexible (if at all) the parameters are for your very own "chip" sized satellite but wouldn't it be possible to make it survive re-entry? If it were made of ceramic and light (not dense) enough, couldn't it be designed to "gently" de-orbit without building up the heat that would cause it to vaporize...

      In the history of objects re-entering our atmosphere, has there ever been a case of something doing it "gently"?

      ...What a scoop that would be if you could do this! Imagine a worldwide competition for "find the space golf ball" where the person who finds the (hopefully) intact ceramic ball will get a reward and fame.

      In a world literally driven by litigation, I can imagine this idea coming to a rather sudden and abrupt halt when said "space ball" hurtling unpredictably through our atmosphere ends up destroying property or killing someone. Mini-parachute deployment perhaps? Dunno. It would probably still be tough to get past the legal team.

    7. Re:Can it be made to SURVIVE re-entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd run it like a worldwide, annual lottery, last one to burn up get half the cash raised.

  15. Not a good idea. by surfcow · · Score: 1

    Screw geek cred. I don't want idiots throwing toilet-paper at the space station. Or explosives.

    How can we not have the infrastructure to move off this crazy planet?

    1. Re:Not a good idea. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Screw geek cred. I don't want idiots throwing toilet-paper at the space station. Or explosives.

      How can we not have the infrastructure to move off this crazy planet?

      Ironically you're bashing the very community who will likely make more progress to "move off this crazy planet" than any other organization before it in the next 20 years. Don't underestimate the masses. They tend to find ways of accomplishing things faster and a hell of a lot cheaper than government-ran orgs.

      And the reason we're not "off this crazy planet" is because the 1% isn't done making money here. They're perfectly content...who cares how the rest of us live(or not). I know this may sound like a political statement, but I promise you that greed has done more damage to quash innovation than anything else. 100 years later, we're still burning dino-fuel. It's certainly not because we suck at inventing alternatives, or making fuel a hell of a lot more efficient...

    2. Re:Not a good idea. by x6060 · · Score: 2

      Really? Is there ANYTHING you cant blame on the supposed 1%? Jesus, give it up already.

    3. Re:Not a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that only a small fraction of the globe having been industrialized for more than a 100 years has nothing to do with it.

      1% is a menace but thats a real stretch.

    4. Re:Not a good idea. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Really? Is there ANYTHING you cant blame on the supposed 1%? Jesus, give it up already.

      Whether you want to call them CEOs, leaders, greedy assholes, by their kitschy "1%" meme name, it's all referring to the same group of those in control. Now if you cannot see it within the painfully obvious example I provided here with Big Oil and their attempts to quash any innovation that creates a major paradigm shift in their profits, and how greed itself has manipulated innovation over the last decades, then obviously we have nothing further to discuss here.

      Greed has gotten us here. It was greed that drove us to improve ourselves over the last thousand years, but it will ultimately be greed that will destroy us likely within the next hundred years.

      Go back in time a mere 5 years ago to see if anyone thought global markets would ever lose $20 trillion almost overnight in a massive meltdown...seems no one is laughing now.

    5. Re:Not a good idea. by x6060 · · Score: 1

      So.. Your answer is no. You can blame everything on the mysterious and truly undefinable 1%. Good job...

      My cereal is soggy in this milk, it must be the 1%s fault. I made a terrible decision to put myself in a huge amount of debt for something I couldn't afford, it must be the 1%s fault. No one is willing to pay me thousands of dollars for this mac and cheese I threw on a canvas and called art, it must be the 1%s fault!

  16. Re:Can we cure space junk by crowding it out? by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

    Ok, so the comment is dumb (if had RTFA would have seen they are launching to LEO, dont make me explain the implications, there are a many previous comments doing it). And then comes a dumber moderator and mods such FUD up ?!!??

  17. Gaining traction doesn't help... by mevets · · Score: 1

    To achieve orbit, they have to trade kinetic for potential energy, there is no other way. Traction is lovely, but won't get you into space.

    ps: 2001 called, and wants a royalty for using its buzzwords.

  18. Your own personal Sputnik by VTI9600 · · Score: 1

    ...is how these sprites being sold to us. Yet it wasn't what Sputnik did while in orbit that made it such a marvel, but the ingenuity that got it there. This is a neat idea, but sorry, geek cred can't be bought for $300 or any other amount. For the same money I could build a rocket that would not make it a fraction of the distance (assuming it didn't blow up on the launch pad), but it would be uniquely mine, as would be whatever "cred" that came with it.

    1. Re:Your own personal Sputnik by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      you would probably get further with a weather balloon than a rocket, within the $300 range.

    2. Re:Your own personal Sputnik by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I'd chose a rocket launched from a weather balloon

  19. Totally agree we need cheap access to space. by tlambert · · Score: 2

    Screw geek cred. I don't want idiots throwing toilet-paper at the space station. Or explosives.

    How can we not have the infrastructure to move off this crazy planet?

    Totally agree we need cheap access to space.

    Now where did I leave that ceramic coated rebar? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

    -- Terry

  20. Reading the Fine Article by abednegoyulo · · Score: 1

    when I was near the bottom I was hoping that I would read someting like "Wait, there's more!"

  21. Re:Space Junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, has anybody mentioned the Space Junk problem yet?

  22. Legal random shooting by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    The aim is to hit some one, as it is a 'satellite' it's all legal.  The chances are minimal but then so is the lottery.

  23. Solar Orientation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumb question - how do you ensure the sprites don't deploy from the kick sat facing downwards (ie. away from sun?) I'm guessing it has solar panels both sides? Wasn't immediately clear.

  24. Wall-E space trash by teefal · · Score: 1

    And this is how we get to that scene in Wall-E as he's leaving Earth.

  25. This is how I want to go by peawormsworth · · Score: 2

    I liked it in Star Trek when Spock's casket was launched into space after he died. I thought this would be a great way to be "buried". Then I saw this and put the two together. Why not offer this as a funeral service and instead of all the electronics, put 1000 one centimetre cubes in the release box filled with a small portion of the cremated remains. I think this would sell well at just $300 a pop. I would buy my centimetre spot right now. As a bonus, they could offer some 5 minute digital message for each participant to be beamed out by just one transmitter also in the box. That way ur message would be beamed to earth and out to the heavens forever. It sure would give me comfort to know that for a brief point in the future, part of me would be up in space and then burned up in the upper atmosphere. Maybe I am alone, but I would pay this and much more. Somehow... I think this $300 pricing must be off. Perhaps it is dependent on the load being research based and thus costs being subsidised.

    1. Re:This is how I want to go by L1mewater · · Score: 1

      Maybe I am alone, but I would pay this and much more.

      You can already pretty much do this, though I think it's a lot more than $300. I don't want to directly advertise what I consider to be a kind of shady company, but just google "cremated remains in space."

  26. Re:Space junk by UnresolvedExternal · · Score: 1

    If you had clicked on the link...

    This is Slashdot you insensitive clod!! Take your reasonableness somewhere else please.

    Personally I think that these nano satellites have the potential to open tiny black holes and can only strengthen the creationist argument.

  27. Re:idiots..!! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    u noobs din't even

    Google translate won't put this into English. :(

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  28. Re:Space junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds as exciting as watching the first five minutes of a football game and then tuning it off.

  29. Re:Space Junk by eurobrazilian · · Score: 0

    yes a agree with you www.jollybuzz.com/page/overview/

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  30. Microscopic Space Fleets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess all the rich Douglas Adams fans out there will be wanting their own Microscopic Space Fleets...

  31. Re:idiots..!! by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

    It's slang for "I don't know what I'm talking about"

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    This is not the funny you're looking for.
  32. the big crash by Nightjed · · Score: 1

    I wonder what will governments say when one of these 300 bucks satellites cause a 100 thousand million satellite to get out of orbit or even an accident during a future space mission

    im completely for freedom to tinker but we need to be aware of the harmful consequences of things we do might have, the trash already in space will eventually come bite us in the ass, if we are going to make more it should at least be for a good reason and not just for epen purposes

  33. Not a lot of cred for $300 [Re:Great!!!] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it goes from 'having your own spacecraft' to 'had a short-lived spacecraft' it becomes much less uber-geek cred.

    And, worse, when it goes from "having your own spacecraft" to "having the right to put the programming of your choice on somebody else's postage-stamp satellite, which will then broadcast your message at a power level too faint to be heard" it becomes even less cred.

    But, there's no reason to think it will get into space at all. From the article:

    As soon as funding is in place, we’ll apply for a free launch through several programs, such as NASA’s ELaNa CubeSat program....

    So, you are joining a project that doesn't have the hard part, getting into space, nailed down yet. Building a satellite is easy-- I could throw a "satellite" together in an afternoon. Getting it into space-- now, that's hard.

  34. Re:Space Junk by tehcyder · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure, is it in any way related to the problem of space junk?

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  35. Interesting but... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2

    For $300 bucks YOU can go into near space.

    A near space stack consists of a helium balloon, recovery parachute, and nearcraft, and can reach fifty feet (~17m) in length. Such a stack can fly to over 100,000ft (~33km) in altitude yet costs only a few hundred dollars. The balloon expands as the stack rises and will eventually burst. The payload then parachutes to earth and is tracked with GPS data sent via telemetry on amateur radio .

    If you like that idea, check out what the pros think about launching satellites from balloons. :)

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    1. Re:Interesting but... by hawk · · Score: 1

      >The balloon expands as the stack rises and will eventually burst.

      Not a problem; you won't have to watch. As there is no pressure suit in that $300' your eyeballs will have burst long before the balloon . . . :)

      hawk

  36. Free wireless internet launched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets launch some wireless bridges into space and create our own SOPA/PIPA free internet...

  37. Haven't I seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes! The Dorothy 2.... You stole my design, you son of a bitch.

  38. Re: 1/3 of the way by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

    33 km is 1/3 of the way to space. Please stop perpetuating the boyscouts' sensationalist claims about weather balloons taking their junk "to the edge of space". That nonsense was written for the housewife moms, not for /.

  39. Re:space junk by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
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    (1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
  40. Re: 1/3 of the way by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    So you are saying that the FAI is wrong? That the realm of Near Space doesn't officially lay between 75,000 feet (~23km) and and 62.5 miles (100km)?

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  41. Re:idiots..!! by echonyne · · Score: 0

    ugh..alright.. i was frustrated on their stupid scheme/idea.. its oh..k for begineer geeks..but hey.. its just about building up space junk eh?!