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White House Petition To Investigate Dodd For Bribery

Walkingshark writes "Chris Dodd's recent statements complaining that congressmen who receive donations from the RIAA and MPAA should toe the line has spawned a firestorm of anger on the internet. Among the bits of fallout: a petition on the White Houses "We the People" site to investigate him, the RIAA, and the MPAA for bribery! This petition gained more than 5000 signatures in 24 hours and is still growing. When the petition reaches 25,000 signatures the White House is obligated to respond to it in an official capacity."

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  1. Good fucking luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

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    1. Re:Good fucking luck by Thing+1 · · Score: 2

      Thanks for posting this. Those fuckers can't run a site. I have tried to sign up on no less than four occasions, when I saw it mentioned here. It's in some sort of limbo, where I can't use my email address to sign up because it thinks I already have, but when I click the link "forgot password" it asks for an email address and says it'll send me something, but no, nothing even arrives. I suppose I could try from another email address, but this type of shit makes the user feel that it's not worth the effort. And it should be; this is our fucking freedoms we're discussing.

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    2. Re:Good fucking luck by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are welcome but different email won't help friend, at least it didn't for me. i have 3 different Yahoo accounts (One is work, one is for musicians and old HS buds, one for close friends and family) as well as a gmail (the one i let anybody use, like above) and one with my ISP and NONE of them worked. i also tried, in no particular order, Comodo Dragon, Firefox, Opera, QTWeb Portable, and IE 9 X64 and NONE of them got past the captcha. it acts like the capcha isn't correct or it doesn't like the email, can't tell you which because that piss poor site gives ZERO feedback on error, but I just gave the fuck up. Kinda sad when a site to address the people is worse than sites put up on Geocities by 14 year old girls. I don't know which is the sadder idea, that they did it on purpose to keep people from saying anything? or that they are just so damned inept they paid some dipshit a bucketload of cash to build that flaming turd?

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  2. Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course nothing will happen. Since when do crooks convict themselves ?

    1. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dodd isn't going to suffer legal consequences, but if enough stink is made he'll be a less effective mouthpiece. That's a worthwhile goal.

    2. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by icebike · · Score: 2

      Of course nothing will happen. Since when do crooks convict themselves ?

      Agreed, this gets less than lip service.

      I loved this line in the summary above:
       

      the White House is obligated to respond

      Obligated? Really?. One word response is my prediction: DENIED!

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    3. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by sycodon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Official White House response...

      Well, we talked to Chris and he said that it was nothing like it sounded, so we are satisfied.

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    4. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by lorenlal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you tell the executive branch, "Hey a whole bunch of D-bags in Congress are being bought and paid for," I'd bet they'd be willing to at least take a look.

    5. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you tell the executive branch, "Hey a whole bunch of D-bags in Congress are being bought and paid for," I'd bet they'd be willing to at least take a look.

      Yeah, Obama will take a look to make sure he is bought and paid for by the same people. If so, he'll say he looked and everything checks out. Otherwise, he'll make a big stink about it until he receives just as much money from the same people.

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    6. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by rtb61 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Chris Dodd as bag handler collecting a whack of cream from the top has just made himself unemployed. Being a public idiot when you bought off politicians refuse to obey your orders, will get you fired every time.

      He has effectively made a bad situation much worse. Now any attempt to pass those two pieces of legislation will come of as bribery and corruption. Of one industry setting up legislation to competitively destroy another industry for commercial advantage.

      Everyone knows it was about old world mass media regaining control of what information the public gets, about shutting down every influential blog, forum and web portal not owned or controlled by mass media. Basically to shut down means by which Obama and quite a few Democrats got elected.

      All politicians have now seen which way the wind is blowing, in the battle between the internet and the idiot box, the internet is kicking the idiot box's ass and with it the ability of old world mass media to control the public mind space.

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    7. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "...but if enough stink is made he'll be a less effective mouthpiece."

      Better yet, he'll become the political equivalent of tainted meat, fit for not save the rendering tub. He will be effectively removed from circulation, and that is a win, plain and simple.

      When he is reduced to scraps from the tables of the corrupt, then it is time to focus on the next corrupt politician/lobbyist. Maybe a regular petition campaign, that draws attention to specific examples of corruption, would be picked up by more media (independent, I'm guessing) and this might have some real, positive benefit/results. The White House took a stand against SOPA/PIPA--signing this petition is a way of backing them up on that decision, of standing behind the President. I suppose that the President could interpret every petition signature as a vote next election, and I am guessing he would be correct in that assumption, especially if he takes action in response to that petition.

      I'm refreshing that petition in my browser, and see people signing it at about one signature every 4-5 seconds, less time then it takes to read the petition, yet when I Google "Chris Dodd", there are only a couple of news articles that relate to the comments he made (although I am watching that change quickly. Snowball effect?), so I think it safe to say that people are not reacting to something in mainstream media, but the content of the petition itself. Yay. Perhaps those signatures will come in faster then the dollars from lobbyists.

      Email a link to a friend or family. We all have a stake in this. Maybe it will get enough signatures that the mainstream media can no longer ignore it.

    8. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by countertrolling · · Score: 4, Informative

      No need to be so optimistic.. Old world mass media still owns the pipe... If you don't believe me, just look at the types that are still winning elections. I mean, how is this possible? (That's a rhetorical question, no need to answer)

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    9. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 2

      If you tell the executive branch, "Hey a whole bunch of D-bags in Congress are being bought and paid for," I'd bet they'd be willing to at least take a look.

      The White House will only care if the member of Congress are of the opposite party (note: this is true regardless of which party controls the White House)

    10. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everyone knows it was about old world mass media regaining control of what information the public gets, about shutting down every influential blog, forum and web portal not owned or controlled by mass media. Basically to shut down means by which Obama and quite a few Democrats got elected.

      Hey, so... I just thought of us, but do we have a Plan B?

      Let's assume the worst - the United States does some heinous shit and fucks over the entire Internet - either for their country or maybe for the whole world.

      After some initial chaos Europe and other countries will probably get a handle on things, but what do us Americans do?

      I imagine a bunch of us geeks could probably figure things out on our own - alternate DNS, Tor, whatever. But what about the regular folk? What about the geeks that would love to be able to do something but can't because they don't have that knowledge?

      We need to make something like this, except title it "Let's Say America Fucked Up The Internet" along with a host of possible options to try, and then we need to distribute the shit out of that motherfucker.

    11. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 2

      If you tell the executive branch, "Hey a whole bunch of D-bags in Congress are being bought and paid for," I'd bet they'd be willing to at least take a look.

      Nah, the current administration won't care much. Now if you tell them a bunch of R-bags in Congress are being bought and paid for, then they'll go to hell and back trying to prove it.

    12. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now any attempt to pass those two pieces of legislation will come of as bribery and corruption.

      SOPA/PIPA were the decoys and have now become bait for the slavering pack to tear at while the real work is being done.

      The real legislation will be quietly passed as riders while you're patting yourselves on the back and preening over your fresh "kill".

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    13. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you tell the executive branch, "Hey, a whole bunch of R-bags are being bought and paid for," you might see some investigation from a bunch of D-bags.

      Of course, this could turn into a MAD type of scenario...

    14. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by azalin · · Score: 2

      Of course nothing will happen. Since when do crooks convict themselves ?

      They don't. But they do tend to convict each other in order to save their own butts.

    15. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by walshy007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, this could turn into a MAD type of scenario...

      You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

    16. Re:Its easier to believe in Santa Claus... by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      South Carolina was an anomaly, caused by that state's voters' disproportionate attachment to "social issues" Newt is firmly in the "kill all the homosexuals and abortionists camp". That matters a LOT down there.

  3. Lobbying vs Bribery by Warlord88 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously, what's the difference between lobbying and bribery?

    1. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by FreeCoder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously, what's the difference between lobbying and bribery?

      Bribery is honest, lobbying is dishonest.

    2. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by hedwards · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a fine line. It's usually OK to make a sizable donation to a candidate and give them a wink, wink nudge, nudge about what you want. It's not OK to pay for them to take specific positions and vote in specific ways.

    3. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      In theory, when a politician is bribed, he is paid to hold a particular opinion. When he is lobbied, he is paid (indirectly) for someone to be allowed to present their case. In practice, when you have two sides to an argument and one is paying to make its case and the other is not, then the politician does not hear from the other side and so ends up holding whatever opinion the lobbyist presents.

      Lobbying wouldn't be such a problem if politicians were less lazy. If they heard from lobbyists and then did some real research on the topic, then lobbying would just do what it was meant to: bring issues to the attention of elected representatives.

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    4. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lobbying is you giving money to someone who is already in line with your thinking and you want to help.

      Bribery is giving someone money to do what you tell them to.

      Very clear difference. I mean it is piratically ketchup and catsup clear. Basically that is what happened here. Dodd stating "we gave you money, you better listen!" may have crossed that very fine line. Otherwise, he could have just been supporting people he agreed with.

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    5. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lobbying has some legitimate uses.

      Let's Congress wants to open up part of a national forest for logging, oil drilling, or whatever because Congressman Joe Schmoe or his buddy happens to own a logging company. The Sierra Club and other environmentalist groups can lobby against it and point out the conflict of interest to other Congressmen.

      Or we can lobby against corporate interests ourselves - grass roots lobbying - like with the SOPA and PIPA stuff.

      OR we can lobby for something, like single payer health insurance. Because they millionaires on Capital Hill with their Congressional perks would never think of such a thing.

      Or lobby for more national parks.

      Or lobby for reduction in taxes.

      Or ......

      Because just having the Congress people left to their own devices would lead us down an even worse path that we are on now.

      But what I think we should outlaw is corporate lobbying. A corporation should have no political voice at all.Neither should government employees lobbying to make their jobs easier - like law enforcement lobbying for our Civil Liberties to be taken away because they're too lazy to do their job or because they want more power: the wars on terror and drugs and child porn excuses have eroded our liberties too much. And keep in mind "law and order" conservatives, those will be used as an excuse to take our guns away so don't go for the lie of "if you do nothing wrong; you have nothing to worry about" bullshit.

    6. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      lobbying is dishonest

      Do you even know what the work means?

      So, you're saying that if you and a bunch of people who think like you decided to pool some resources and hire somebody to go to DC and make sure that the staffers working for congressional reps and senators were up to speed on some complex topic that most people don't understand (the better to hope that any voting they do that might impact this thing you care about is based on actual information, and not what someone else told them) ... that's dishonest? How, exactly? Be specific.

      If you write an informative, persuasive letter to your congressman, are you being dishonest? No? OK then, are you being dishonest if you say the exact same thing in person? Why?

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    7. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by CriminalNerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know I'm replying to an AC but I would like to think that corporate lobbying was allowed because sometimes, a corporation made up of specialists in a field would know better how things in their expertise work as opposed to politicians (e.g. technology, education, environment, etc.). I am not a lawyer nor someone versed in law history so I'm not familiar with corporate lobbying's history but I would like to think that there was something good about it (as opposed to a shallow reason like the thinkofthechildren or LOSINGJOBS qualifier) when it came to exist.

      If only there was a line that can be easily identified between "Corporation that knows what it's doing for the greater good" and "Corporation that is trying to abuse the hell out of the system and/or doing something stupid".

    8. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by headkase · · Score: 2

      Um, because in practice it's never a you, but rather: always a corporate mouthpiece? That's just the general practice however - there's a minute percentage that bucks the trend.

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    9. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by JMZero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I could spend $1 on my own campaign, or you could spend $1 for me. If you spend it, you have $1 less and I have $1 more. It's true you didn't pay me $1 directly, but the net effect is pretty similar.

      It doesn't always work exactly like that, but hopefully you get the general idea - well, unless you're really, really fantastically stupid (which I imagine you'll demonstrate very clearly in a response).

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    10. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by russotto · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you even know what the work means?

      So, you're saying that if you and a bunch of people who think like you decided to pool some resources and hire somebody to go to DC and make sure that the staffers working for congressional reps and senators were up to speed on some complex topic that most people don't understand (the better to hope that any voting they do that might impact this thing you care about is based on actual information, and not what someone else told them) ... that's dishonest?

      That's what lobbying pretends to be. What lobbying really IS, at least in the case of the RIAA and MPAA, is that the lobbyists write legislation, which they then hand over to said staffers along with a check and promise for future campaign help if the congresspeople pass that legislation.

    11. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You would like to think that? Well, go right ahead and think it. That won't make it true, but it might make you feel better.

      CLUE: The corporates don't send their specialists to explain the real facts of life to congress critters. Instead, they send PR/HR/marketdroids with deep pockets. The specialists are kept at their desks, or in the shop, or out in the field, where facts are actually useful.

      I invite you to read Allen Greenspan's recent remarks about banking legislation. Words to the effect, "We thought the banks could make decisions that were best for them - how wrong we were!"

      Corporations never do anything "for the greater good". Today, they don't even do things for their own good. The zombies only have eyes for quarterly profit statements, totally unaware that those statements are full of lies.

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    12. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lobbying wouldn't be such a problem if politicians were less lazy. If they heard from lobbyists and then did some real research on the topic, then lobbying would just do what it was meant to: bring issues to the attention of elected representatives.

      - oh, the innocent naivety!

      Do you know that the members of Senate/Congress can receive legal bribes in form of company shares but not as cash? Do you know that information on who is going to receive an approval on a new medical procedure/drug/device and who will not get that approval can flow from FDA office to a third party legally?

      You think lobbyists will keep coming to a Senator/Congressman/White House occupant who will take their money and will not deliver?

      You think Dodd would have been hired as a lobbyist (after explicitly saying he won't lobby) by MPAA/RIAA if he didn't play ball while back in Senate?

      No, the only real solution is to take the power of regulating individual business activity, taxing income/payroll/corporations away from government and return the power to run businesses as they see fit to the people.

      The real solution is to make the government uphold the Constitution for a change and not do what they are not authorised to do there. Only when you take away their power to steal your power, they will stop selling it, because they won't have it ready to be sold.

    13. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Morty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1.

      Lobbying just means asking a legislator to do something. At a basic level, lobbying is part of the process of having a republic with representatives. When you mail your representative about SOPA or some other issue, you are lobbying. If enough people do it, that's a grass roots lobbying effort, and could be successful. That's a good thing. It's how the system is supposed to work.

      Of course, some people have more influence than others. When you, as an individual, mail your representative and say "this bill is bad for the computer business", the representative is probably not going to pay that much attention. If a major business person who lives in the representative's district/state -- say, Bill Gates calls Senator Murray -- the business person is much more likely to be listened to.

      Another common type of lobbying is the professional. Various organizations hire lawyer specialists, former politicians/staffers, and other folks whose job it is to figure out how to get access to legislators or their staff and buttonhole them on the sponsoring company's issues. It's awfully hard to legally distinguish between private citizen lobbying and paid lobbyists. And it's not clear that paid lobbyists are that much of an abuse of the system.

      The problem here is that lobbyists -- both paid and private -- can attempt to bribe politicians and staffers in various (legal) ways. These can vary from picking up the lunch tab to donations, and often is equivalent to bribery. But lobbying by itself is not inherently bribery.

    14. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by todrules · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think what has gotten people so anti-lobbyist is that they don't just do that anymore. The lobbyist organizations don't just do to DC and say, "We have some concerned citizens (businesses) about this topic." They go to DC and say, "We have some concerned business about this topic, and, by the way, the businesses I represent have a ton of money that would love to donate to your election fund if you vote the right way. We could also probably use a person like you on our Board of Directors after your terms are up, if you get this bill passed, and, oh yeah, I got a winter retreat in the Caribbean that you can use this year. No expenses paid." That's the difference, and that's what not only makes it unethical at best but illegal at worst.

    15. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      How is he indirectly paid?

      Jobs for family members and positions on the board once he retires from politics are the two big ones.

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    16. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget "...and here's a printout of how we'd like the bill to read. No need for you to delve into the fine print; we've taken care of everything."

    17. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      always a corporate mouthpiece?

      You mean like the people who lobby for labor unions? The people who lobby for environmental activist groups? The people who lobby for academic societies? The people who lobby for professional associations formed by ... podiatrists and nutritionists? The people who lobby for ethnic groups? The people that a bunch of artists get together and pay to go talk on their behalf? The people who lobby for groups like Mothers Agains Drunk Driving, or the NAACP, or the NRA, the dues paying members of the AARP? Do you mean you, if you went to DC and made appointments to talk to people, or someone you and a few like-minded friends paid to do so?

      Your notion of "always" is incorrect on the face of it, but you know that. You're just trying to keep up the All Businesses Are Evil And Only Businesses Ever Do Anything brainwashing. It's not clear why, unless it's knowing, deliberately disingenous BS-ing.

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    18. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by jahudabudy · · Score: 2

      Well, it's not directly, but from what I've seen at my local level, it goes like this. Campaign funds are used to hire campaign staff. So my campaign hires your wife to the tune of $50k/year to do pretty much nothing. Your company then contracts with me as a "consultant" or some such nebulously quantifiable work. In reality, it is generally not quite that obvious, there are much longer chains (and more people lining their pockets), but that's the general idea.

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    19. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Its the gifts friend, like how the drug companies will send your doctor to some nice vacation spot for a "conference' with his family all expenses paid. there ain't no 'conference' except some 30 minute 'keep pushing our drugs!' bit followed by a free week of sun and fun. Same shit, look at how Caribou Barbie had her house done for free, people kept finding work for bill's dumbass cokehead brother, its all in the gifts man. Also don't forget the cushy job they give you if you are a good shill, half the lobbying firms have some senator's kid/GF/ cousin/etc working at them, its a revolving door. You'd be surprised how cheaply you can buy congress, i remember reading it cost about 16 million in kickbacks to get the B-1 bomber passed and they made billions on the contract so its just considered the cost of doing business, like gas and insurance on your fleet. kinda sad but welcome to reality which is why banks can treat Wall Street like Las Vegas and get 'too big to fail' checks, its all down to how much and who you've cut the checks to.

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    20. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 2

      Congressmen are indirectly paid through the promise of future, extremely high-paying jobs.

      Examples: Dodd, Minnick, Buyer, Siljander, Pomeroy, Watts, Doolittle. Note that, unsurprisingly, some of these people are now felons.

    21. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A better system might be requiring the representatives to run a research team/think tank, so that bringing information to them is unnecessary.

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    22. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They most definitely DID NOT make decisions that were best for them. Some of the largest banks in America were on the verge of bankruptcy. Were you not paying attention to current events just before the last election? The banks were FAILING. The only thing that saved many of them, was a special handout from the government.

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    23. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's usually OK to make a sizable donation to a candidate and give them a wink, wink nudge, nudge about what you want.

      True but this should not be ok any more that it should be ok for lawyers to make sizeable donations to jurors in a court case and then give them a wink, wink, nudge, nudge about the verdict they should return. In both circumstances evidence and verbal arguments should be the only means of persuasion allowed. I'm not suggesting that lobbying should become as restricted and formalized as a court but some basic, ethical ground rules need to be enforced.

    24. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Short Term yes, Long Term, no.

    25. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by sycodon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lobbying = Right to Petition.

      Contributing to a campaign = Free Speech.

      Quid Pro Quo ( for contributing to a campaign ) = Bribery.

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    26. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by todrules · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that really pisses me off, especially when MPAA exec Michael O’Leary said that the agency “will come forward with language that will address some of the legitimate concerns." What??? I don't remember when he became an elected official. How is a lobbyist writing our legislation? This violates the very tenets that the US was founded on. So, now we have the corporations writing our laws, too.

    27. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      He gets a cushy well paid job after he leaves office. Usually lobbying his successor.

    28. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only way around that is to ban campaign contributions completely and require candidates to only use government provided funds for campaigning. Not that I disagree with that, I think it's the way it should be done.

    29. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by drainbramage · · Score: 2

      Here in Washington state it is as obvious as you describe.
      But our local media is loath to report the connections.
      And those connections make the politicians rich while we see a shrinking job market, fleeing businesses, stagnant wages, falling housing market, and ever higher taxes.

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    30. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But lobbying by itself is not inherently bribery.

      When does it become inherently bribery?

      Let me put it another way. Let's say we had no technology for contraception, and that men and women were so fertile that the act of fucking resulted in pregnancy 100% of the time.

      At what point will the word fucking not become synonymous with the word impregnation?

      While I understand your point, I would say right now that lobbying *is* inherently bribery in practice. In fact calling it lobbying is just disingenuous. It is in fact bribery.

    31. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The banks didn't do what was best for them long-term, but they definitely did what was best for the people managing them. If the bank posted a higher quarterly profit by engaging in stupid credit default swaps, the CEO did well, the manager who ran that division did well, and probably the people much further down who actually made the deals did well for as long as the music kept playing. Once the music stopped, the CEO, managers, etc could just take their $millions and retire very comfortably, or they could probably fairly easily find work elsewhere.

      Consider a bank executive with this choice:
      (A) don't approve a dumb deal - piss off those who wanted to make a deal, not make as much money now as possible, have a tough time convincing the boss / shareholders it was the right move, but it might make the company more sound so long as nobody else in the company approves similar deals.
      (B) approve the dumb deal - rake in nice bonuses now, and it's conceivable that it might bust up the company some time in the future, but then you can always go with the old standby excuses of "nobody could have predicted..." and "I understand this better than you, so you need to keep me on board to fix it."

      Suddenly it doesn't seem surprising at all.

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    32. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by LandDolphin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He should have said:

      The people running the banks most definitely did make decisions that were best for the people running the banks.

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    33. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We also have private citizens, with no law background, writing our laws. One of the biggest employers in my hometown didn't like the exact wording of a law being considered in the city council, so he sent a letter to a councilman with a suggested replacement that had the same effect in spirit, but with better side effects. That's lobbying. That's also shady and underhanded in some opinions, because the councilman was already an acquaintance of the employer. That's also corrupt in some opinions, because the letter eventually led to a lunch meeting (the employer bought) where they discussed the impact of the new wording and how it would affect local business. The end result was that neither the original nor the employer's wording was eventually passed, but the employer's concerns were addressed anyway.

      All this for the width of a sidewalk.

      This is exactly what the US was founded on. The people with interest in the laws should be represented by the lawmakers. They should be free to petition their representatives for what they want, but have no guarantee of getting their way.

      If you want to gather a group of friends to work out a proposal for a law, and review existing history to determine the issue's precedent, and get the legal education to use the correct words to express the intended meaning, and make the phone calls and connections to get the representative's attention, you are absolutely free to do so. Good luck. You could, of course, also just hire a professional lobbyist who already knows the representatives personally, and has already scheduled meetings well in advance, and can do the work for you.

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    34. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

      If giving someone money is speech, then I guess punching someone in the face is also speech. They're both actions that don't actually involve speech, after all.

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    35. Re:Lobbying vs Bribery by raehl · · Score: 2

      "We thought the banks could make decisions that were best for them - how wrong we were!"

      Indeed, because a bank can't make any decisions at all. Those are made by the bank's employees, who are motivated by their compensation, which was unfortunately not tied to the health of the bank.

  4. Yeah right by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That would result in pretty much every lobbyist and politician in America being investigated for giving or taking bribes. We will not see this happen, just like we never saw electronic voting machines being properly audited.

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    1. Re:Yeah right by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Investigating Dodd is a good place to start. Even just getting Obama to refuse to investigate Dodd is a start. You're insisting on never starting.

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    2. Re:Yeah right by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At best, all the petition will do is prove what everyone should already know: Democrats and Republicans are the servants of big businesses and not the American public. Lobbying / bribery is so commonplace in American government that I doubt we could find a politician with any influence who would not be implicated in any hypothetical investigation.

      We need to start voting for different people -- people who are not connected with big business, people who will work for the benefit of their constituents. Would you ask a mafia boss to crack down on organized crime?

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    3. Re:Yeah right by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's not necessarily true. For instance, check out this poll:
      * 62% disapprove of congressional Democrats. 75% disapprove of congressional Republicans. Congress in general is currently at 13% approval, only 3% saying strong approval. If I'm reading the data correctly, that's the lowest congressional approval since before 1974.
      * When asked whether the President or congressional Republicans would do a better job handling the issues of the day, 13% said neither, despite that not even being an option.
      * 37% identified themselves as independent voters, a higher percentage than both Democrats (32%) or Republicans (25%)
      * 48% of those polled believe a third party is necessary, 28% strongly. That's stronger support in this poll than Mitt Romney or Barack Obama.
      * A third party candidate that supported the positions of those polled would pull 22% immediately, and another 46% would at least consider it. Now, of course, the 'supported the positions of those polled' means that you'd need a mythical candidate who was all things to all people, but it suggests that the 2-party monopoly is actually quite weak.

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  5. I'm Chris Dodd by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And I DEMAND that once bought, you STAY bought!

    By the way, the law is for you "little people".

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    1. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      I am never voting again for you, Jeremiah Cornelius.

      Perhaps not, but an alternate version of you is bound to do so.

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    2. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bwahahaha the *AA should be able to exercise the first sale doctrine on bribed pollies but we, the customers, are increasingly being told that what we have bought is not actually ours to do with what we want.

    3. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by bfandreas · · Score: 3, Funny

      How is Dodd not little people? The members of MPAA hardly make any profit on their movies so their value for the US economy can't be that high.

      Maybe Teh Interwebz has more money to bribe the guy he bribed since he is cash starved?

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    4. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by lorenlal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did we just discover quantum voting?

    5. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes and no.

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    6. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by mug+funky · · Score: 4, Funny

      that was discovered in the 2000 election.

      took a while for the Florida wave function to collapse, lemme tell you.

    7. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by iamnobody2 · · Score: 2

      if you don't want to vote for Jerry Cornelius, consider voting for Dorian Hawkmoon

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    8. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by azalin · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what we need is a proper license/TOC/EULA for buying politicians. This should be available on their webpage and through their offices by request. It's been a common trend these years to update license terms quietly and usually not in favor of the customer, but still they have been published. How are we supposed to buy the proper congress people without knowing what our money will get us.
      Maybe we should also tax bribes as income, as the nation seems to be a little short on cash lately.

    9. Re:I'm Chris Dodd by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd be satisfied if they just listed their prices somewhere so We The People could actually buy AT LEAST ONE for a change.

  6. They've already ignored one qualified petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The petition to take the petitions seriously (AKA the "calling shenanigans on "representation" petition) gained the required number of signatures already and was subsequently completely ignored.

    Link: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#%21/petition/actually-take-these-petitions-seriously-instead-just-using-them-excuse-pretend-you-are-listening/grQ9mNkN

    1. Re:They've already ignored one qualified petition by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep, this is exactly the way petitions in the UK worked when they were interested years ago, and still largely work today.

      They were sold as a way of using the internet to help get people involved in democracy.

      But what they really were was a way of using the internet to allow politicians to pretend they give a fuck about democracy.

      Things like the Digital Economy Act were some of the most voted against, but just got pretty much entirely ignored, now the new government has revamped the petitions barely a couple of thousand people have voted, despite I think hundreds of thousands, possibly even millions having voted on a petition about that the first time around.

      The petitions are just another way of pretending politicians care about the general populace, whilst doing quite the fucking opposite. The Whitehouse has obviously learnt from our successive governments what a useful tool they are for distracting people from the real situation.

  7. What for will the response take? by asdf7890 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the petition reaches 25,000 signatures the White House is obligated to respond to it in an official capacity.

    Will this response be of a similar nature to how the UK government response to its equivalent petition site? i.e. the official response is to make it clear they are officially ignoring the petition?

    1. Re:What for will the response take? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, many of the petitions that have reached 25,000 have gotten a response that amounts to "no comment". It's too bad the media doesn't pick up on these petitions.

    2. Re:What for will the response take? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2

      I can't help but thing of when there were demands for removing the prohibition of cannabis brought up on the site. The official response wasn't anything of honestly leveling with the people so much as basically telling everyone that they didn't care what we think and everyone should just piss off, with a heaping helping of vacuous crap. I highly doubt this will be any different. Sure they'll respond, but odds are it will be with some hollow & meaningless response, and in the end no action will be taken.

    3. Re:What for will the response take? by gman003 · · Score: 2

      I'm calling it now: the response will be "the White House is not permitted to comment on individual cases (See: "Why We Can't Comment on Bradley Manning", "Why We Can't Comment on this Petition about the Church of Scientology", etc.

      Best-case, we get something saying "the case has been referred to the Justice Department and the Attorney General, and the White House is pushing for an indictment".

    4. Re:What for will the response take? by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The media are not picking up on it but the "social media" is. The White House thought these petition were a good way to hoodwink the public into thinking someone cared but for the most part the serious ones like this one have been met with either "no comment" or some tired old saw we have been hearing for the last twenty years. No new arguments, no recognition times have perhaps changed, no attempt to justify why the old arguments still apply. Its all status quo, forever.

      I think people are seeing it. My guess is they'd pull this We the People thing down in a hot second if they thought that it would do anything other than make them look even worse. Its backfired big. "Hope and Change" was a vapid and empty promise; the trouble the other major political machine is churning out equally empty and hypocritical pandering.

      Ron Paul is nearly 80 years old and he is the youth candidate this year! I tend to agree with him on philosophical level for the most part myself but I think he actually is getting quite allot of support this year from those who don't. Why would people support a candidate they don't agree with? I will tell you they recognize the system is broken, the nation is in serious trouble, and something has to change. What Washington is doing is not working, better to take chance on ideas they don't necessarily agree with than to simply continue, what they see failing all over the place each and every day.

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    5. Re:What for will the response take? by metrometro · · Score: 2

      The response to SOPA/PIPA petition on We The People was fairly detailed discussion of those policies. It helpfully advanced the discussion by establishing a formal White House position on the bills. It was fairly negative, which signaled that a veto was possible if concerns were not addressed. They also made a lot of noise about how terrible piracy is, just in case you weren't clear on their overall loyalties.

      http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2012/01/14/obama-administration-responds-we-people-petitions-sopa-and-online-piracy

  8. Carlin - The Real Owners Of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Carlin - The Real Owners Of America

    "The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying  lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else."

    "But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.

    "You know what they want? Obedient workers  people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club."

    "This country is finished."

    1. Re:Carlin - The Real Owners Of America by deanklear · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Carlin was mostly right.

      The question is, are you going to sit there and take it, or are you going to educate yourself and fight back? I'm afraid Carlin fell for an old trick: a tiny minority of powerful people telling the vast majority that they don't have any power. The term that has been coined for this is "antipolitics." Yes it is pervasive, and the message contained in the media and the whole platform of right wing anti-government and left-wing anarchist philosophies.

      The truth is that we have (compared with the rest of the world) relatively free and fair elections, relatively uncorrupted government, and the capability to change our government however we want to if we are willing to sacrifice some time and money to make the change happen. The truth is that most Americans have the government they deserve. We have achieved the technical definition of democracy, but we are letting new forms of aristocracy corrupt it.

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    2. Re:Carlin - The Real Owners Of America by Discopete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      CNN had an article, as did my local News website. AlJazeera.com had a bit on it.
      BBC.com has an article entitled "Congress Halts Anti-Piracy bills" that discusses it.
      USAToday.com has a short article about it. It seems that most news agencies are bundling it as a blurb in articles about the bills being pulled.

    3. Re:Carlin - The Real Owners Of America by swillden · · Score: 2

      +1

      The pervasive meme that government is controlled by money, and politicians are owned by the highest bidders is wrong. Or, at least, the connection between money and influence isn't as direct as it's often assumed to be.

      See, we do have some pretty good anti-corruption laws in place. Now, I'm not claiming that they're as good as they could be, but they're good enough that if you offer a bald bribe to an elected official, he'll not only turn you down he'll probably turn you in. Even the crookedest politicians (except in Chicago, maybe) realize that putting money in their own pockets is way too risky.

      So lobbyists who want to buy Congressional votes have to be more subtle. The simplest and most direct way is to offer campaign donations -- but that's a form of payment that's a lot less effective than the aforementioned cynics think, because campaign monies can never find their way into the official's pocket. They can only be used for campaigning. "But," the cynics say, "that still means the money can be used to buy another term in office, and while the salary may not be that great, the perks are awesome, especially in terms of social standing (read: ego-stroking)."

      Sort of. Campaign money also can't be used directly to buy voters' votes. It can really only be used to buy advertising of various sorts, to push a message. Given the skill of advertisers, that means that the candidate with the most money is able to give himself a significant leg up on the competition, because of the large number of basically apathetic voters, who will more or less just believe whatever the ads say -- especially if the ads say what the voter wants to hear. Which points out another important use of that campaign warchest: buying lots of polls and paying large teams of skilled strategists to help craft the message to ensure that it is what most of those apathetic voters want to hear and yet doesn't truly offend the rest. So the guy able to mainline the most, and best-tailored, ads into the apathetic voters' bloodstream wins.

      BUT, and it's a big BUT, that only works when the voters are apathetic. This means that if something comes along which actually garners enough real voter attention, and makes the voters upset at the politician, he knows his ads are unlikely to be able to overcome that.

      Votes are the real currency that matters to politicians. In most cases, campaign cash is a good proxy for votes, but not always. Chris Dodd appears to have forgotten this fact. Google, however, has just seen it reaffirmed. Google's intensive lobbying and cash wasn't able to do more than slow SOPA a bit, but a message direct to the voters got action.

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  9. Thank you for bringing this to my attention by wjcofkc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean that.

    Sincerely,

    Signature # 7,023

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  10. Losers by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I post this comment, every comment posted in this thread before mine was an apathetic "signing the petition will do nothing". It would have taken just a few seconds longer to sign the petition, even if also creating an account to do so.

    Signing the petition might indeed do nothing. But posting a comment here saying so is absolutely guaranteed to do nothing. The corrupt politicos like Dodd absolutely count on people insisting on doing nothing. Just as bribery is the oxygen for their corruption, cynical apathy is the 78% nitrogen that makes the air they breathe.

    Sign the petition, and at least have done something to strangle these parasites. Even if that's just being a small part of forcing the president to defend or deny them. It's better than nothing - certainly better than a loudly committed nothing.

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    1. Re:Losers by wjcofkc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't help but notice that too. It was more than a little disheartening. You would think this would be a place to mobilize rather than lay down and die.

      Sorry I don't have any mod points for you.

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    2. Re:Losers by alpinist · · Score: 2

      It would have taken just a few seconds longer to sign the petition, even if also creating an account to do so.

      Bingo. Heck, with Chrome autofill, it took less time to register and sign than it did to type out this reply.

    3. Re:Losers by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is not about laying down and dying, it is about choosing how to spend your energy. You do not ask mafia bosses to crack down on organized crime. I have little faith that the Democrats or the Republicans would ever do anything more than put on a show of investigating bribery; it is so commonplace, and would implicate so many people that we would need to vote in a completely new set of politicians in order to fix the problem.

      That is what we should be spending our energy on: getting rid of the Democrats and the Republicans, and replacing them with politicians who work for the benefit of their constituents. Asking the Obama administration to investigate Chris Dodd for bribery is like asking Billy the Kid to head a posse to catch bank robbers. The Obama administration already accepted bribes for Dodd and co.; now they have backed off a bit and Hollywood is saying that the bribes will be withheld. It will take "new blood," politicians who are untainted by a history of bribery, to end the cycle of lobbying.

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    4. Re:Losers by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really, there are a lot of petitions on there I would think everyone on Slashdot would support. Consider these:

      Restore democracy by ending corporate personhood

      Reduce the term of copyrights to a maximum of 56 years

      End ACTA and Protect our right to privacy on the Internet

      You can register and sign all of them in about two minutes. There's absolutely no excuse not to, except apathy. Signing a petition may not change anything, but not signing it is guaranteed not to.

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    5. Re:Losers by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      it might be our business to care about this stuff, but it isn't our business to try and tell your politicians what to do - that's your job Americans.

  11. High hopes, for sure by ZOmegaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The last time I saw a response to one of these petitions, it was one for the elimination of the TSA. The response was written by the head of the TSA. Not to say you shouldn't push the button anyway. If the Obama administration is going to ask for our input and then blatantly disregard it, we may as well have them on record as doing so.

  12. Audit Them All by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Every single conversation, in person or over media (phone, email, etc) that any elected official has with anyone should be recorded and archived in the Library of Congress. And noted in a public schedule, except meetings a subcommittee in the House or Senate votes can be hidden. Any investigation should be able to subpoena any recording. With no expiration or statue of limitations.

    That kind of evidence generation would protect the honest conversations from the corrupt ones, and steadily improve the ratio.

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    1. Re:Audit Them All by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Do you really want the Venn diagram for our political representatives to include a circle that says "People Willing to Appear on a Reality Show"?

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  13. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The less government involvement there is in business, the less business will want/need to be involved in government.

    Simple logic, really.

    For some reason, there are many who only complain about the corporate side of this without realizing the cause - which is the government's involvement in the first place (or the government's ability to be involved).

    Limited government is a good thing. You don't get to require unending government involvement without paying the price of corruption. Never has happened in history, never will.

    The irony of Larry Lessig voting for big government while decrying corruption is delicious - decrying the effects while supporting the cause is just craziness.

    1. Re:Simple solution by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

      The less government involvement there is in business, the less business will want/need to be involved in government.

      Simple logic, really.

      For some reason, there are many who only complain about the corporate side of this without realizing the cause - which is the government's involvement in the first place (or the government's ability to be involved).

      Limited government is a good thing. You don't get to require unending government involvement without paying the price of corruption. Never has happened in history, never will.

      The irony of Larry Lessig voting for big government while decrying corruption is delicious - decrying the effects while supporting the cause is just craziness.

      This!

      People want it all without any of the consequences. They want all the benefits and lack of personal responsibility, and all the creature comforts of an entitlement society, but ignore and deny the corruption and losses of individual freedoms such a system in, and/or blame the negative consequences on those who oppose the expansion of the government's reach and power and on "the rich".

      The authors of the Constitution understood that the only way to prevent unbearable levels of government corruption is to prevent government from becoming large and powerful enough to be a tempting target for bribery/influence.

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  14. Bribery? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read his (Dodd's) comment to mean, essentially, "Don't expect to keep getting campaign support from people that don't think you're supporting their interests."

    How is this any different than a thousand donors to, say, Obama's last campaign saying, "We don't think you still care about [topic x] the way you did in 2008 when we supported you with cash, and if we still feel that way, we may not support your campaign next time around."

    Saying that - because you don't like a politician's posture/policy on a topiuc - you won't give a campaign donation next time doesn't mean that when you did support their campaign in the past, you were bribing them. If that were true, then every dollar donated by every person or organization is always bribery. Which is ridiculous.

    I dislke Dodd. He's an ass. But he's perfectly within his (and his employers') rights to say the same thing we can all say: "Mr. Politician: you're not committed to what I think is important, and so I'm probably not going to help your campaign fund next time."

    Anger "on the internet" about him being that straightforward is just the usual anger at the fact that a trade association made of up people who run studios and labels puts a priority on protecting their members' works. Shocking, I say! But thousands of people calling it "bribery" is just an adolescent display of ignorance or a disingenuous display of pandering rhetoric aimed at uninformed people.

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    1. Re:Bribery? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If that were true, then every dollar donated by every person or organization is always bribery. Which is ridiculous."

      I don't think it is ridiculous at all.

    2. Re:Bribery? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      Corporations (and unions, for that matter) shouldn't be able to "give campaign support" to them in the first place. That's what makes the system exactly equal to bribery, regardless of your semantic nit-picking.

    3. Re:Bribery? by Spad · · Score: 2

      Let's be honest, the entire American political system operates on a system of borderline bribery at all times, it's just that most people have the common decency to be subtle about it. Dodd has just come out and said "We've been paying you money for years to do what we want you to and now that for once you've decided that what the voters want might be more important (out of you own self-interest rather than actually caring, of course) don't expect us to keep paying you" and in doing so has made explicit what was previously implicit and made the system look exactly as corrupt as it is.

      A campaign donation is "I support what you want to do"

      Bribery is "I want you to support what I want to do"

      There is an important difference.

  15. Chris Dodd by scottbomb · · Score: 3, Informative

    The same Chris Dodd who, along with Barney Frank (you remember him, his lover ran a gay brothel out of his house a few years back), are the very crooks behind the housing crisis that started this whole recession.

    At least these two won't be able to do actual damage in Congress anymore.

  16. Cracked just did an article on these petitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's pretty insightful at how pretty pointless they are.

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-broken/

    1. Re:Cracked just did an article on these petitions by Maskirovka · · Score: 2

      It's pretty insightful at how pretty pointless they are.

      If this petition hits 25,000, it will give non-compromised journalists an additional talking point that deserves to be brought up: that this legislation was bought.

    2. Re:Cracked just did an article on these petitions by Spad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a stupid article because any government petition system will always get 4 types of submission on a regular basis:

      Show us the aliens
      Legalize drugs
      Bring back the death penalty (where appropriate)
      Kick out all the foreigners

      The problem with these types of submissions is that they're utterly unrealistic; anyone with half a brain (and probably even those submitting them) knows that no democratic government is going to do any of those things on the strength of a petition, irrespective of the level of support (for various reasons) and so they're a complete waste of time. The fact that this happens doesn't make the system any less useful, it just alters the SNR slightly.

  17. Too corrupt to care by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    I'm reminded of Blagavitch. The man so corrupt he didn't think it was against the law to sell a senatorial seat.

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  18. Don't be offended. by rickb928 · · Score: 2

    Don't be offended that Dodd is telling the politicians that took money from his employers to favor their interests and vote to the advantage of their benefactors.

    Be offended that:

    Our politicians take money from corporate interests that can NEVER be to the advantage of the nation or the people.

    Our politicians, having the power to ingratiate themselves to the corporations, also have the power to benefit from their positions by making investments based on the confidential and advance information they receive as a result of their work in Congress.

    It is legal that our Congress can take advantage of this information to make investments based on that information.

    It is illegal for us, even corporate officials, to make similar investments based on this information. Entirely illegal.

    So far as I have read in this discussion, no one has noted Chris Dodd's political party afilliation, which would not be the case, in my opinion, if his afilliation were different.

    Dodd's complaint that Congress took the money and isn't delivering speaks volumes. It is time to require complete and immediate disclosure of contributions. It is time to require membes of Congress be subject to insider trading laws just as corporate officials and private investors are. It is time to re-enact Glass-Steagell. It is time to abandon current campaign finance laws as ineffective. It is time to throw them all out. Every one.

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  19. Issues with the whitehose.gov website. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a valid ID for the website, but whe attempted to sign in to sign the petition, it wouldn't allow it, even after turning off all my blocking add-ons for the site, and restting my password several times. I've left a feedback via their site form. Hopefully, that still works.

    1. Re:Issues with the whitehose.gov website. by NoisySplatter · · Score: 3, Informative

      I ran into this a while back, clear your cookies and it should fix the issue.

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  20. Money doesn't buy influence? by jacobsm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many people don't think that money in politics is a bad thing? I believe the answer is 541.

    435 members of the House of Representatives.
    100 members of the Senate.
    5 judges on the Supreme Court
    1 President of the United States.

  21. they should what? by someoneto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Toe the line?
    Surely you mean tow!

    something strange is afoot...

  22. Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    a corporation made up of specialists in a field would know better how things in their expertise work as opposed to politicians (e.g. technology, education, environment, etc.).

    The experts really think that an issue is important, then they can lobby as individuals for that issue - whatever it may be.

    If only there was a line that can be easily identified between "Corporation that knows what it's doing for the greater good" and "Corporation that is trying to abuse the hell out of the system and/or doing something stupid".

    Yes there is a line.

    Corporations always do what's necessary to bolster their bottom line and it is always at the expense of people.

    By all means, post an example - just one would be more than sufficient since I stated an absolute - of a corporation lobbying on the behalf of the public good AND that is detrimental to their profits.

    Just one to blow me out of the water and I'll kiss goatse on the ass.

    1. Re:Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by EdIII · · Score: 2

      Just one to blow me out of the water and I'll kiss goatse on the ass.

      Dude. Never make a bet with something you are not prepared to lose. Especially *that*.

      I just got back from brunch, so thanks for that mental image.

    2. Re:Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by EdIII · · Score: 5, Informative

      Posting here because this at the top so far.

      http://wh.gov/KiE

      That is the direct link to sign the petition at the White House website. Still needs 14,000 signatures to go.

      Slashdot that petition please :)

    3. Re:Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by EdIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why not?

      With the Patriot Act, SOPA, domestic UAVs for surveillance, TSA monitoring web activity for dissent, etc. what do you really have to lose?

      It's not like you need to give them a full address or social. A name, zip code, and working email address. All of which could be faked and entered via proxy.

      Don't let a little proxy work stop you from signing some of these petitions, of which, one of them is also to stop ACTA.

      Ohhh, and the White House already has access to the IRS. The IRS has access to my bank, VISA, MC, etc. So whatever they want to find out about me, they certainly have the ability to do so already.

    4. Re:Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "By all means, post an example - just one would be more than sufficient since I stated an absolute - of a corporation lobbying on the behalf of the public good AND that is detrimental to their profits."

      My company, lobbying to get rid of SOPA and PIPA (and probably pissing off a lot of government people which hurts my chances at any sort of gov't contract.)

      Get to kissing.

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    5. Re:Yeah, I'm an AC - so what. by KramberryKoncerto · · Score: 2

      Experts on any field are a minority; they aren't that strong when it comes to lobbying. It's probably better to ask for transparency in the lobbying process.

  23. It is bribery. by Animats · · Score: 2

    US law on campaign contributions is very favorable to contributors, but there is a line beyond which a campaign contribution becomes bribery. Dodd probably just crossed it. The relevant Supreme Court decision reads "[A]ccepting a campaign contribution does not equal taking a bribe unless the payment is made in exchange for an explicit promise to perform or not perform an official act." It's one of those laws that requires proving criminal intent. Dodd's statement on national television probably provides that proof.

  24. Congressman shocks nation ... by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    by acknowledging that big time donors are paying for legislation, rather than pretending they get nothing for their investment.

    Now people want Dodd investigated. For what? For being candid for once about what *everyone* in *both* parties does?

    Fine, but don't stop with Dodd, or the message becomes clear: pretend nobody does it, and be treated like you don't do it. Or tell the truth, and be treated like you're the *only one* doing it.

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  25. Former Congressman by denbesten · · Score: 2

    What makes this particularly interesting is that Chris Dodd is a former US Senator. Shortly before he left the senate, he vowed not to lobby congress, a vow that now appears questionable. Within a few months of leaving the senate, he was hired as the head of MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America), causing some controversy in the process.

  26. They also get future high paying jobs by bigtrike · · Score: 4, Informative
  27. Waking up. by unity100 · · Score: 2

    People waking up is much more important than any petition. For the first time people are openly reacting against corruption.

  28. what kind of 'auditing' are you talking about? by decora · · Score: 4, Informative

    a true 'audit' would be combing through every piece of legislation the congressman voted for, and determining whether or not the $500,000 worth of campaign donations that helped him and his party over the past 5 years were from people who benefited from line items in the bills he sponsored or passed.

    and in case you didnt notice, congressman have sweet jobs - massive salaries, free health care, pensions, and, on top of that, after they get through, they get jobs as ---- lobbyists, making untold fortunes using their contacts in washington to keep the gravy train going.

    these objections people are raising here about the legitimate uses of lobbying are like someone arguing about the legitimate uses of dynamite in a banking environment.

  29. I love that we have to petition for this... by Phlow · · Score: 2

    Obama lobbied on a platform of cleaning up and changing the way the government operates, and what do we have to show for it? We have to sign a petition to have the government take a look at possible bribery.

  30. i wont give you a break, but how about some books? by decora · · Score: 2

    "On the brink" by hank paulson

    "the sellout" by charles gasparino

    "the big short" by michael lewis

    "econned" by yves smith

    "confidence game" by christine s richard

    "house of cards" by william a cohan

    "and then the roof caved in" by david faber

    "the trillion dollar meltdown" by charles morris

    "diary of a very bad year" by anonymous hedge fund manager + keith gessen

    "lost trust" by lang gibson

    "a colossal failure of common sense" by lawrence mcdonald + patrick robinson

    "all the devils are here" by joe nocera and bethany mclean

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    read all that, then you will not embarass yourself with your ignorance.

  31. yeah. except that you are wrong. by decora · · Score: 4, Insightful

    dodd was on the fucking senate banking committee through the whole recession. he was part of the machine that pumped more and more money into fannie and freddie, and refused to look at the banks when they started acting like private versions of fannie and freddie, and he was asleep at the wheel through the whole subprime thing, the CLO thing, the CDO thing, the hedge funds inside of banks, etc etc etc. it was his job to regulate the banking system. the banking system collapsed. we all payed for it. trillions of dollars. we still pay for it.

    and you and the moron apologists for these ass clowns have the nerve to lecture us about how they had nothing to do with the recession.

  32. Such Gall! by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I love gall (the other kind, not bile). Dodd has gall for standing up to America and admitting who he really worked for, bravo! While others shrink away and obfuscate, Chris comes forward and cuts to the chase. I suspect he never plans to run again for public office (except the presidency, of course). With his connections in Congress and the White House, there is no chance of any legal reprisal. Kudos for standing up and telling the truth about who gets their way in Washington.

    Now, when is somebody going to admit that the entire two-party system is rigged? Chris, you're on a roll; here's your chance.

  33. JUST lobbying is fine by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually I would argue that JUST lobbying is fine i.e. putting an argument to a politician that a law should be changed. It's when the lobbying involves large amounts of cash, fancy holidays and expensive gifts that it stops being lobbying and becomes bribery.

    1. Re:JUST lobbying is fine by Solandri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lobbying is fine. Just make it so that all meetings between elected politicians and lobbyists/donors have to be videotaped and the videos put on the government website for the entire public to watch. This would have zero impact on legitimate lobbying. If an individual or a corporation has a good argument why a law should be changed, it will work on the public as well as it will on the politician. In fact they'd welcome this since it's free advertising for their issue.

      The lobbyists trying to do something underhanded, against the better interest of the public, though (i.e. bribery). They will be running scared from this idea.

  34. I worked with a former deputy counsel at the FEC.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I actually worked for a period of time with a former deputy counsel at the Federal Election Commission - What most people don't understand is that the definition of "bribery" here implies that the recipient was doing something illegal - which representatives weren't. By the legal standards, absolutely nothing wrong occurred (the ethical part is another matter). The sad fact is that it's perfectly acceptable for someone to tell a congressman that they will "give you X amount of money" if they vote a certain way, introduce a bill, etc.

    I know a decent amount about this stuff because I spent a number of months pursuing a concept that was right up this alley - it allowed average people to band together to help influence legislation by providing a way to collectively say something like "20,000 people will give you $10 dollars each if you introduce legislation to save the whales and vote yes". The idea was to balance out corporate and special interests (in an admittedly sort of perverted and crazy way. The money would actually leave donors hands and sit in a pool until some conditions were met to release it). Was serious enough about it for a while, and we actually ended up interviewing as finalists in Las Vegas for TechStars (not 100% sure why they were interested lol, but they invited us out, although we ultimately didn’t get in). I eventually decided the whole thing was probably too crazy and I needed a real job.

    I worked with the lawyer to vet the whole thing and make sure we wouldn’t end up getting sued by the FEC. He had concerns, but the idea of holding money over people’s heads in exchange for votes wasn’t one of them. He didn’t even bat an eye about it. I honestly have no idea what actually counts as a “bribe” anymore after working with him. Maybe there are still ethical concerns (violating congressional ethics rules, that is, not general ethics), but legally, I’m pretty sure this isn’t even remotely a concern.

    The website is still up as it was when we applied to TechStars and such if you care to look at the concept – http://oltest3.heroku.com was the testing site. The site’s name was OpenLobby (openlobby.com will just bring you to the landing site. ) Shame it didn’t work out. :)

    If you want a great read on how fcked up campaign finance is, check out "Unstacking the Deck: A Reporter's Guide To Campaign Finance". A bit outdated now, but I found it hard to read without thinking that half of congress deserves to be thrown in jail.

  35. Re:must be nice living in fairy land by achbed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you have the money to rent an appropriate space inside the Beltway? To essentially purchase the Congressperson's time? Or even their staffers time? Getting the resources in place to do an extended (more than 2-5 day) lobbying effort requires a great deal of investment in both time and cash. And lets face it, do you pay more attention to your co-worker who you see every day, a friend you go drinking with, or to the person behind you at the grocery checkout line (who you will probably never see again)? Getting serious consideration (not just a wave in the distance) in that world is an entirely different level of action that requires a full-time job with a huge expense account just to get in the door. After that, the real bidding wars for the actual votes begin.

  36. Link to Wil Wheaton's comments on this: by Hartree · · Score: 2

    Over at DailyKos, Wil Wheaton (CleverNickName) links to the techdirt article on this and puts in his own comments:

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/21/1057058/-Chris-Dodd-threatens-politicans-who-arent-corrupt-enough-to-stay-bought?via=search

    I just hope Chris Dodds et al doesn't decide that post constitutes "not paying any attention to me when my job is at stake.", and Wil loses out on anymore acting gigs.

  37. Re:I worked with a former deputy counsel at the FE by martas · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nobody will probably ever read this comment, but I just need to get this out there. The idea you had is certainly interesting, and has probably been had by many people, but I don't think it can ever really have a significant impact, and this is why. If only a few of the richest people/corporations throw their money behind something, you would need an impossibly large portion of the population to oppose it to have any hope of balancing out the numbers. This is why I think the notion of allowing any kind of financial contribution in politics, beyond a tiny amount per individual that a significant portion of the population should be able to afford (e.g. $100), is deeply flawed in a mathematical sense.

    There may be rare exceptions to this -- your idea might be effective if for example there is no corporate interest on certain topic, and the few thousand $ you raise happens to catch someone's attention enough to make it worth for them to bother spending any amount of time on it, but I think you'll agree that this is pretty rare. Another instance would be if there really is immense popular support for one side of an issue that can actually counterbalance the corporate opposition, but at those levels of popular support I think it really isn't a matter of money anymore, i.e. any reasonable politician would be more worried about public perception at that point than about campaign funding or whatnot.