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The IT Certs That No Longer Pay Extra

snydeq writes "Overall employment in tech is improving, but the certs you could once count on for a job or extra pay are losing their value, InfoWorld reports. 'Businesses no longer value what are increasingly considered standard skills, and instead are putting their money both into a new set of emerging specialties and into hybrid technology/business roles.'"

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  1. Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by sanman2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that the ability to succeed in a hybridized programmer-businessanalyst role depends on how complex the business and its processes are, as well as how complex its IT platforms are. If you're a more simpler company with simpler business processes and simpler platforms, then it's doable. But if you're in a complicated business environment with complex IT infrastructure, then creating these hybridized roles is asking for trouble.

    1. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But a hybridized role offers the possibility of leveraging the perspectives of both, creating synergistic opportunities resulting from such unique dual-paradigm exposure.

    2. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just like how business graduates leveraged fast talking with dick wagging! And look at those guys. They get million dollar bonuses while the companies they pilot crashland into the ground and investors feel somewhere between gang-raped and immolated.

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    3. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by c0lo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just like how business graduates leveraged fast talking with dick wagging! And look at those guys.
      They get million dollar bonuses while the companies they pilot crashland into the ground and investors feel the synergy of being gang-raped and immolated.

      FTFY

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    4. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      which means: Instead of hiring two people good at working together to manage it, one is hired at half the pay to do double the work!

    5. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like how business graduates leveraged fast talking with dick wagging! And look at those guys. They get million dollar bonuses while the companies they pilot crashland into the ground and investors feel somewhere between gang-raped and immolated.

      Jealous?

    6. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by couchslug · · Score: 1

      But THEY GOT the bonuses.

      Fuck the companies who ASKED for what happened to them. As for investors, don't invest. Problem solved.

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    7. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by pooh666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      btw, this BS term, its real meaning, has been true since back in the pocket protector days. Just more of stupid infowadd trying to come up with something that sounds new out of the same old.. Ah duh I need to know about the business to program and build systems for it. YES like as it ALWAYS has been.

    8. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2

      I see what you did there...posting to fix a moderation mistake. I meant +1 funny...

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    9. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by garaged · · Score: 2

      Having worked in small and big companies I can tell you that GP got a really true point, in small envs. you can work as the know it all, but on big envs. The diversity of problems would drive crazy trying to handle multiple layers of the infrastructure.

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    10. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the good old "jack of all trades" vs "master of one" all over again, and I call bullshit. The largest companies I've seen have had business liaisons and IT liaisons and the business divisions were trying to align their demands and the IT divisions (central + specialized) trying to align their deliveries and the idea that one person could do everything was ridiculous. It's got nothing to do with being capable, it's that time is limited and one resource can only cover so much ground while staying updated on the technology, the business needs, the organization and plans and everything else that's constantly shifting. You need specialization and communication, the latter is obviously important so you don't get "islands" that act on their own but thinking everyone should be generalists is just as flawed.

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    11. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by db10 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lol you're joking right? When's the last time you encountered a competent BA or programmer, let alone the holy grail, the perfect merger! The only thing to make him holier is if he has an HB-1

    12. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by ppanon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sort of. A business analyst may also be involved in business process re-engineering in conjunction with requirements analysis. The classic programmer-analyst generally stuck to gathering/documenting requirements.

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    13. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As for investors, don't invest. Problem solved.

      They didn't ask us taxpayers whether or not we wanted to "invest", they just take our money and give it to worthless losers instead. So I agree with your sentiment in principle, but unfortunately things are rarely that simple here in the real world.

    14. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not everyone should be generalists, sure. However, IT in the past decade or two has in fact shifted towards the idea that everyone should be specialists, and that's wrong as well. Not just for small outfits where people will fill several roles out of necessity; it's true even in large corporations that can afford to retain numerous specialists. Some of those large corporations now see an increasing need for generalists who are able to keep an overview of the tech landscape as well as the business landscape. You don't just need communication between the various specialists and between it and the business, you need coordination, and for that, neither a manager nor a specialist will suffice; you'll need a generalist techie with good business knowledge as well.

      Being such a generalist can be a great deal of fun (it's what I currently do), but there is a snag. Good generalists are hard to find, perhaps because so many choose to specialise. It takes a good deal of searching to fill a generalist position, or one has to tailor the role slightly to the person that one finds, which goes directly against the idea of ever increasing specialisation, and the parameterisation and compartimentalisation of IT work. As a results, generalist roles are often poorly understood and perceived to be hard to manage. The work's great and if you do it well, everyone will wonder how they ever did without having someone like you. But in my own experience it is very hard to carve out an actual career for yourself this way. For the aforementioned reasons, not because there is no need for generalists.

      By the way, the trend towards ever deeper specialisation does not only exist in tech work; I see it happening in many other fields as well. And it isn't just the result of the maturation of professions; I suspect that there is another important factor: our managers and the methods used for running our companies. These days it's all management-by-the-numbers, spreadsheets and dashboards. The managers behind those dashboards love managing resources, but in general they hate managing people, and there is a difference.

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    15. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      As for investors, don't invest. Problem solved.

      They didn't ask us taxpayers whether or not we wanted to "invest", they just take our money and give it to worthless losers instead. So I agree with your sentiment in principle, but unfortunately things are rarely that simple here in the real world.

      Who is this "they" you speak of? Careful now...

    16. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I was given my million dollar bonus with my business degree, I blew it on booze and prostitutes.

    17. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by somersault · · Score: 2

      The managers behind those dashboards love managing resources, but in general they hate managing people, and there is a difference.

      Of course there's a difference :) I don't mind managing technology, but I wouldn't really like to manage a large team of people.

      Plenty of geek types enjoy RTSes, and 75% of those games seem to be resource management (I don't really play them myself).

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    18. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I welcome our hybridized programmer-businessanalys overlords.

    19. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by jd2112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      which means: Instead of hiring two people good at working together to manage it, one is hired at half the pay to do double the work!

      AC, you have a promising career in Management ahead of you!

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    20. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked Morgan Stanley had such hybridized roles, actually a whole spectrum of it. (And least that what they said during the recruiting presentation.)

    21. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As for investors, don't invest. Problem solved.

      They didn't ask us taxpayers whether or not we wanted to "invest", they just take our money and give it to worthless losers instead. So I agree with your sentiment in principle, but unfortunately things are rarely that simple here in the real world.

      Who is this "they" you speak of? Careful now...

      The 535 people in congress, only 3 of which I have any say (even if it is only a miniscule fraction of one percent***) in electing. Was that careful enough for you?

      *** OK, that only applies for 2 of the 3. For the 3rd my say isn't minuscule, just tiny.

    22. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by netwarerip · · Score: 1

      I dunno, at every place I have been the 'business analyst' was the guy that wasn't good at either coding or administration. Sort of like a manager, come to think of it.

    23. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. You don't want to hire one of these "Hybrid" people to do pure IT work for your Fortune 500 company with a 400 person IT staff, but within those 400 jobs are positions that could benefit from knowledge of both sides of the fence. Let's say you have a staff of 15 that work on the corporate website. You probably want at least half, Maybe three quarters of those guy to be pure tech. Programers, designers, DBAs, SAs, etc. But there's value in probably three or so people that understand the business side as well as the technical side. Who can look at the new feature and say, "well that's cool and all, but how does it help the business?". Not managers exactly, though at least one of them probably would be the manager, just people that can look at both sides of the problem. And hell it probably doesn't hurt of a few more of those people who are already designers or programmers have at least some clue about how the business side operates.

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    24. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bingo! You managed to get hybridized, leveraging, synergistic and dual-paradigm all in one sentence. Nice to see you're looking at the whole pie.

    25. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Ultimately though it does depend on the size of your organization. If you only have a few IT people you need jack of all trades people who can handle a variety of challenges. Furthermore they don't need to be huge "experts" in any particular area as "experts" can be rented, either by buying commodity products that do the job or by contracting out stuff. However on the other hand if you are part of a huge organization then you almost have to be a specialist in some area as thats the only way you can really create every more complex and cutting-edge systems.

    26. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Good generalists are hard to find,

      Is your organization looking for another one? Because, like you, that's what I do. When I tell people my job is solve the world's problems, I mean that both jokingly and literally. Everything that comes through our organization I have to work on at some point.

      Put another way, every organization has that one person they can go to knowing that person will help me resolve their issue. That person is me.

      As an aside, a good generalists isn't good just because they have a wide variety of technical knowledge. They are good also because they can communicate with people at all levels to both explain situations as well as get to the root of the problem or question then turn around and give clear, concise information to those who need to fix or act upon the information.

      The old saw about people in IT not being people-oriented cannot apply to generalists. To most people in an organization, they are the face of IT.

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    27. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Good generalists are hard to find, perhaps because so many choose to specialise.

      It's also a hard thing for most people to do. You have to be able to think big and small at the same time. Specialist deal in details and rarely see the big picture. The "big picture" guys usually have no idea of the details and are often envision a big picture that isn't possible-- because the devil is in the details. Good generalists are people who can have enough of a view of both to inform the specialists what their goals are and advise the "big picture" people about what's possible.

    28. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by zero0ne · · Score: 1

      So what you seem to be saying is that the Generalists shouldn't be working for the company, they should be creating new companies :)

    29. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I found the +5 Informative mod to be hilarious! Think about it for a minute.

    30. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by anyGould · · Score: 1

      +1 Buzzspeak

      But on a serious note - I can see the hybrid role being more popular, since the person building your new widget can also be the person making sure that the widget is useful to the company. Less layers between user and programmer.

    31. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a Novell Administration class a company I was working for sent me to. It was me, another loner, and then a large group of people from the same company in the class. Over the few days of the course I learned that basically all of those in the large company were specializing to the point where one guy was there just to learn how to set up accounts, one guy was there just to learn how to set up printers, etc. I was pretty shocked by that level of specialization and decided to make a concerted effort to avoid any jobs where I would spend my entire day setting up Novell Accounts.

    32. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

      IT Generalist/Business Specialist is a role I have found myself in most of my working life. I started programming as a kid back in 1979. But I never wanted to be a professional programmer. I had enough programming experience with enough different languages, that I can write pretty good scripts, and I can follow what you are trying to do, when I look at code. But I am not a programmer.

      In College, I was a mixed bag. I started as a Mechanical Engineering major, but eventually switched to business, Production and Operations Management. Never had a business management position though. I was a production technician for a major electronics manufacturer in the early 90's, so I understand circuit design, surface mount assembly, I know good solder joints when I see them. I developed a specialized machine for a specific testing routine, and receive a patent for it, while I was there.

      I was a really good Computer Salesman for a while. I sold equipment to Fortune 500 companies

      I was a DBA for a major Bank's Document Management system for the Y2K crunch. I was assigned to Business Analysis and designed End - User testing plans

      Currently, I am the only IT guy for a small manufacturing company. I have a variety of initials MCSE, CCNP, A+, Server+, Security+. But the certification that I am most excited about these days is my black belt in lean manufacturing/Six Sigma. On top of my IT duties, I am the company's Lean Manufacturing Champion. We are redesigning all of our business and manufacturing processes to be more efficient. I drive several projects simultaneously and consult on more. I design data gathering systems. Work with our ERP vendor to implement design changes to support our new methods. Work with our internal teams to document standard work. Work with multiple teams of people to develop consensus on changes then quickly implement those changes and document the results.

      It is a really good job. It isn't an IT specialist job. But I still do IT stuff every day.

    33. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I think that the ability to succeed in a hybridized programmer-businessanalyst role depends on how complex the business and its processes are, as well as how complex its IT platforms are.

      I'm not convinced that's true.

      If you're a more simpler company with simpler business processes and simpler platforms, then it's doable. But if you're in a complicated business environment with complex IT infrastructure, then creating these hybridized roles is asking for trouble.

      This seems to assume that a "programmer" is supposed to have total knowledge of the IT infrastructure and that a "business analyst" is supposed to have similarly total knowledge of the business environment. If the former needs to be the case, then you probably have an environment where disparate systems are too-tightly coupled without a good information architecture, and fixing that is probably your most critical IT challenge, because trying to work around this by just hoping know-everything programmers will be able to keep it all in their heads as they add more to the mess is an ultimately doomed approach. If the latter is the case, you just don't understand the role of a "business analyst", whose role isn't to be a subject matter expert on all areas of the business, but to work with SMEs to establish system requirements (in this case, "system" often means the system of business processes into which one or more IT systems will be embedded, though in some cases the work is circumscribed just to an IT system serving an existing fixed set of business processes.)

    34. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      It's the good old "jack of all trades" vs "master of one" all over again, and I call bullshit. The largest companies I've seen have had business liaisons and IT liaisons and the business divisions were trying to align their demands and the IT divisions (central + specialized) trying to align their deliveries and the idea that one person could do everything was ridiculous.

      A "business analyst" isn't even remotely similar to a "business liaison" representing the "business division". In fact, the "business" in "business analyst" is a bad term, they are really systems analysts in the broad sense (that is, in the sense where system isn't limited to an IT system, though it may be an IT system or, more likely, a complex system with both human and IT components.)

    35. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Who is this "they" you speak of? Careful now...

      "They" would be those corporations who received bailout "loans" and whose shares I wouldn't choose to own were I investing my own money at my own discretion. For example, the US Government now owns substantial equity shares in both General Motors (GM) and American International Group (AIG) in lieu of actually having the original bailout "loans" repaid. I don't generally invest in insurance companies and I've never been interested in owning shares of General Motors (either before the financial crisis and especially not now). These are examples of companies which should have been liquidated if they couldn't successfully reorganize in bankruptcy. The whole point of the bankruptcy process is to balance the competing interests of different creditors, borrowers and society as fairly and impartially as possible. By interfering in that process for political reasons, and thereby upsetting that carefully crafted balance, the government virtually ensured the unfairness of any alternative extra-judicial settlement. We the taxpayers wouldn't have shared in any potential profits from these businesses so why should we now be asked to share in their losses? It's hard to think of a less involved party than us taxpayers and yet again we've been handed the bill so that union auto workers can keep their pensions and executives at AIG can receive their bonuses at our expense.

    36. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other 25% is also resource management.

    37. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't be a very good programmer or DBA without at least some understanding of how the program or data is being used by the customer; basic understanding of the business side is not bonus knowledge, it is core competence. If you're calling someone who codes exactly what they are told to a programmer, or someone who creates user accounts all day a DBA, then fair enough. I would call them typists, though.

  2. Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afabbro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

    All other certs are undervalued by dumps. Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco - you name it, all you need to do is buy or torrent the questions online, memorize the answers, and go in and take the test. Literally, anyone with zero knowledge of the material can do this. It's laughable.

    When I've been involved in hiring, I've never really paid attention to someone's certs. I'd certainly hire someone with several years of hands-on experience in a technology who wasn't certified over someone with no experience who was.

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    1. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Informative

      Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

      Back when I got my RHCT they certainly required it, and I cannot imagine that they stopped.

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    2. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that the only certificate that tech employers cared about was the H1B?

    3. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I took some of the Microsoft certification Windows 2008 server courses, and I came out of understanding how these guys with their shiny certifications can be such incredibly ignorant idiots. I was astounded. How exactly any of it resembles in any way a proper education into something as multifaceted and at times complex as building, administering and troubleshooting an Active Directory environment was beyond me.

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    4. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

      I remember the good old days, back with the MCSE certification tests, such as Windows NT 4.0 administration. It was almost completely of questions about integrating/migrating to/from/with a Novell network. My favorite, however, which was the Visual Basic Developer exam, which had no questions about code at all. There were just questions about the 'watch window' and the 'Package and Deployment Wizard'. I'm so glad work paid for those.

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    5. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The world is not exclusively limited to the states, you know...
      There are some countries which are happy to welcome anybody as long as they have skills.

    6. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Still worth having some of those if you study; if you get the CCNA the proper way youll interview a heck of a lot better than the guy who did a dump.

    7. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I never got this certification hate that seems to be everywhere. If you're worried about hiring someone with certs that have no knowledge, couldn't that info be sussed out during the interview? Are you unable to ask practical application questions to weed these people out?

      For someone like me, certs have gotten my foot in the door in this industry, with a company where there is plenty of room for moving up from desktop support to net/sys admin work. My hiring manager mentioned my certs and my knowledge as part of his reason for hiring me, and asked me the necessary questions to have me prove myself.

      But keep hating on certs, it seems to be the thing to do.

    8. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by StuartHankins · · Score: 5, Informative

      Red Hat exams involve configuring, testing and repairing live systems.

      http://www.redhat.com/training/certifications/rhce/
      http://www.redhat.com/training/certifications/expertise/

    9. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot some:

      L-1 - Between Tata and Cognizant, it's not as if 8,407 Americans could possibly do any of that work

      J-1 - When J1 visitors do not pay Social Security, Medicare or Federal Unemployment taxes, employers do not have to match these taxes. A typical employer who hires 5 Work/Travel J1 visitors and pays $8/hour each may save over $2317 in a typical 4-months season

      Anybody care to add more?

    10. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you havent taken any Cisco certifications in the past 7 years. You sound just like the boob that wrote this article. Skim a few articles or studies and you're an expert. All Cisco exams require configuration and even if you memorized the rest its not enough to pass you. Do your research before you go spouting off crap.

    11. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't.

      The last time I bothered was for Windows 2000, and only then because the employer at the time demanded it. Not sure if it has changed, but back then you only needed to know that according to Microsoft, only a Microsoft-based solution to any given problem was considered sufficient. This was in spite of the fact that it often didn't make sense.

      I suspect things haven't changed much, and in my humble-but-professional opinion, someone with only the cert (and little-to-no experience) usually meant that they were superbly trained as marketing zombies, but were absolutely worthless as sysadmins.

      (...example? Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.)

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    12. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another good one is VMWare's VCDE, it requires a written proposal and an in-person defense.

      I'm like you, most certs hold little value, show me what you've done and what you learned from it, that's the only thing that really matters. I kind of feel bad for freshly minted grads that went to a school without a coop program, they've paid all that money but are all but worthless unless a company is willing to invest at least a year in training them which costs about double their salary when you consider benefits plus the time of the people doing the training.

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    13. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      certifications help the companies that sell the tests for the certifications. They make them money in lots of ways...first, from the sale of the tests. Second the "graduates" will use their equipment/software/whatever because they passed it, or because they are seen by some bosses as being at least competent in using that equipment, so that's what the company purchases. Third, neophytes see the certifications and decide they'll buy that equipment to learn so they can get the certification.

      But worst of all, certifications help the incompetent get jobs, because they have a certification that says they are not incompetent. I'm against certifications for this very reason..

    14. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afidel · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about, I got my MCSE+I and never once had a question about Novell migration...

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    15. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CCNA dump is over 900 questions. But yeah, ANYONE with ZERO knowledge can memorize all the answers. Your larger point is valid, dumps devalue certifications, but you undermine your own credibility by overstating the facts.

    16. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're worried about hiring someone with certs that have no knowledge, couldn't that info be sussed out during the interview?

      If you know how, yes.

      Problem is, most folks don't, and those who do in the company aren't part of the interview process. Given this, most processes usually end up with half-clued IT managers who are easily impressed by buzzwords, interviewing someone who only needs to exhibit a knowledge spectrum just slightly deeper than that of the aforementioned managers.

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    17. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CCNA is a joke. In 1999 I got 100% on that at age 22 fresh out of college without ever touching a cisco router.

    18. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by jcoy42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who specifically? Because I have skill, and want out of the states.

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    19. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hi. MCITP, MCSE, and MCDST here.

      Microsoft certifications are about proof of concept and best practices along with familiarity of the product in question. That's it. It does not teach best business practices or optimization. It also doesn't teach advanced troubleshooting beyond looking up event logs and searching KB articles.

      You took the test. There was nothing deceptive about them that should have astounded you. Perhaps your false expectations were raised too high? Not to be snarky here, but seriously. How does Microsoft differ from any other company's product certification in this regard?

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    20. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean VCDX?

    21. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by certain+death · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said...but you should have done it without being AC. I would have modded you up! BTW, the same goes for me. I have a CISSP-ISSAP, CCSA, JNCIE, CCIE and several other "C" credentials, I don't list them on my Resume to impress the technical folks, they simply get me past the HR guys. Once I get into the technical interview, I rely on my 20+ years of actually doing the job.

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    22. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Artea · · Score: 2

      All other certs are undervalued by dumps. Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco - you name it, all you need to do is buy or torrent the questions online, memorize the answers, and go in and take the test.

      Just today I did just that for my Microsoft MCITP cert exams. I'm familiar with the whole lot, been working with servers for many years now, but most of the questions in the exam has very little to do with day-to-day workings or even deployment of servers in most cases. Memorizing the answers is the only way to know you are going to pass the cert exam. I understand why these certificates are undervalued though, since anyone with no intimate knowledge of server environments can memorize a few terms and technologies and be certified. Thankfully my resume has years of references and now (finally) certifications to back it up.

    23. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      In theory, the process of getting it will teach you exactly how a basic ethernet network works, and will enable you to troubleshoot a large number of networking issues rapidly.

      In practice of course there are many who pass the exam without understanding MAC addressing, the difference between layer 2 and layer 3 problems, the difference between a switch and a hub, etc; but that doesnt make the training useless.

    24. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by garaged · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Redhat cert is pretty much hands on, and I can tell you that a lot of people think they have what it takes and fail on the exam at the very first steps

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    25. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I took the CCNA in 2001 as a jr in high school and got a 100, granted I took a cisco class at BOCES, mainly because it let me get out of a bunch of boring classes. the CCNA isnt that hard at all, and ive looked at it since I took it and it is actually even easier now

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    26. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In other words, a reasonably experienced admin armed with Google and a basic knowledge of LDAP, DNS and Windows configuration is better armed for working with an Active Directory environment than someone who received a Microsoft certification.

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    27. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

      Microsoft MCM certifications require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. And there are plenty of other IT certs with similar requirements, that are not simple "pass a test, get the cert".

      Have you seen the requirements for the VMware VCDX and Cisco Certified Architect certifications that require prospectives to submit an application, have suitable experience shown, be accepted, build a design to certain requirements, and then defend their design choices in front of a panel?

      They kind of make Oracle OCM and IE look like like 'easy' certs by comparison.

      There are also things like CISSP-ISSMP, where applicants actually must have 2 years of job experience specifically related to the knowledge base and positive references to certify, in addition to passing tests, and they must show a fair number of hours of continuing education every year to stay certified; so holding the papers there takes a lot more than just passing a test too.

    28. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Cisco certs have labs which require actual configuration/troubleshooting of multiple emulated cisco devices, memorizing answers will not get you through them.

    29. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct. But the same could be said of any other certification too.

      Let's be frank about it. Certifications don't replace experience on a resume' despite what they may have you believe. If anything, it's the other way around. Certifications are obtained to augment someone with existing product experience. In my view, they're a resume' enhancement when combined with experience. Clueless HR people want them. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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    30. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afidel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remembered what it stood for, forgot that they used x for expert....

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    31. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your MCSE was based on what OS?

    32. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by txsable · · Score: 5, Informative

      Correct, the RHCT/RHCSA and RHCE certs do require a hands-on lab exam. I've done both of those--actually, all three since the RHEL5 to RHEL6 update happened between when I got my RHCT and RHCE, I had to take the RHCSA for RHEL6 before I could take the RHCE.

      (wow, I don't usually type that many initialisms in one sentence...)

    33. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by shuz · · Score: 1

      The basic VCP VMware Certified Professional is your standard memorize test. The VCAP VMware Certified Advanced Professional is a lab where they make you build it, then they break it, then you fix it. I don't think either are as difficult as my experiences in the real world but they are a starting point. The VCAP at least shows that someone has some problem solving skills. Hey where is my certified IT problem solver certification? Could be an interesting test. Or better PHd. in IT Architecture? The real geniuses in big business just don't get no respect, no respect at all I tell ya!

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    34. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to take some of those courses as a requirement for my degree and I cannot believe how easy the classes were. The professor (if you can call him that) did zero work in class (we graded each others work) and didn't even go through the trouble of setting up a domain server so that we could do the projects. In fact he wouldn't even answer students questions, instead telling them to ask someone in class who knows. The few times he would actually do a small lecture he would give out information that was in no way true and it seemed he just wanted to show the class how much smarter he was. I still have to take the Active Directory section, luckily from what I hear the professor who teaches that course has his act together and requires lots of hands-on work dealing with real-world situations in lab.

    35. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afidel · · Score: 1

      Since in was +i that means NT4.

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    36. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rhook · · Score: 1

      I learned all that in college when I took the TCP/IP class.

    37. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      I'll go even farther. In the real world of business, most advanced college degrees aren't worth much. I've came to consider an MS degree as one strike against a candidate for a programming position, and a Ph.D. as two strikes against!

      That's not to say that advanced degrees are worthless, or that those who hold them are unintelligent...quite the opposite! But those with advanced degrees seem often to excel more in the lab than in the practical world of delivering a quality software product.

      My theory is that, in a university setting, students never really have to build software that must pass the ultimate test: misuse by end users.

    38. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.

      And then, some of us wouldn't. I had no idea because I've never bumped into that one.

    39. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a CCNA exam a couple years ago just to see how I'd do. I'd never worked with cisco gear and even the emulators were out of my price range.

      I didn't pass, though I hadn't expected to. The actual ios syntax was part of the exam. That, questions about technology nobody has used in 20 years, and jargon that is only rarely used outside of cisco environments. I was a little down on the utility of the certification after that and didn't pursue it.

      I'm not sure why my test sounds so different from the ones you guys took.

    40. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all true of the Cisco CCIE. For that certificate it is "required" to have a deep knowledge of standards, alternate implementations, and how to diagnose those problems by either injecting data or teasing more data out of the packet stream. It also helps to have some TCL/TK experience, some Lua, PCRE, LDAP, RADIUS, and general experience with other networking toolkits. (This is especially true of the security track)

      I have done the MCSE+I, MCT, blah de blah.... and that shit ain't even close to being worth a damn.

      I will grant you that most certificates are trash... but some are ass-kickers... MS just doesn't have one.

    41. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thank you for saying initialisms and not acronyms! You are now my favorite person on the internet.

    42. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrmmm... I did... but the questions were very few, and tangential. Basically:

      Q. Does Novell suck?
      A. Yes
      Q. Can an MS product fake the funk of sucking like Novell.
      A. Yes.

    43. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Then you did something wrong.

      There were so many Novell Netware questions, it was ridiculous. A fair portion of the MCSE NT 4.0 track detailed getting NT to play nice in heterogeneous environments, especially when NT was in the minority (in terms of deployment). I remember leaving one exam thinking that if I ever encountered a Citrix-based environment, I'd spray it down with gasoline and set it on fire.

           

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    44. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Yes, I believe some of the books included an emulator. So yes, you didn't need to touch a Cisco router for the CCNA.

      However, for something like the CCIE...

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    45. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by riflemann · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill.

      As someone who has interviewed over a hundred network engineers for a major tech company, let me just say that experienced candidates with CCIEs and experienced candidates without CCIEs have about the same success rate of passing a technical interview. The only difference seems to be that those without lean towards practical real world experience, and those without lean towards book knowledge.

    46. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Zarhan · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, CCIE's written portion goes can be done with "grab questions online and learn by rote", if you like. The lab exam is great, though (and they specifically include stuff like "cisco-proprietary" and "standards-based" approaches). Granted, I really haven't found that much use for all the stuff about BGP confererations in real life...and I also never do access lists with bitwise masks they seem to love (like 255.255.252.255 - it just makes config much less readable). But most of the material *is* applicable to real work.

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    47. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by lightknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which college? I've run into the theory of networking != networking at my own (in times past). Nothing like walking graduated CS majors through basic router settings over the phone; even worse is attempting to explain to them that wireless networking really isn't a good idea. You wouldn't imagine the amount of screaming you hear when trying to convince someone that running a little fiber is really in their best long term interest (->but we have wireless!).

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    48. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost (7 points short) passed the CCNA without finishing the damn book...

    49. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

      Red Hat requires passing hand-ons tests to get many of their certs, if not all. It is possible to take the class without taking the test, but then you don't get the cert.

    50. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by TheLink · · Score: 0

      Certifications (or titles) don't always augment. In my opinion an MCSE or equivalent low grade certification counts against you if you actually paid for it out of your own pocket. While it's not as bad as having one of those online doctorates, you've basically certified yourself as someone who voluntarily pays for useless stuff. Doesn't count against you if your employer insisted you took it, paid for it and you used it as a break from work...

      There are far better Microsoft certifications to get. And if you're a "Microsoft Technical Fellow", that carries some weight.

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    51. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I changed my interview style after that. I ask a bunch of simple nitty-gritty tech question now, no matter how impressive the candidate sounds. You would be surprised how often someone whose resume looks stellar can't answer multiple simple questions - like what is a /24, a tcp reset packet, port used by http, etc.

      This oh yes this! Interviewing for programmer positions, I've seen gorgeous resumes by people with Masters in CompSci at reputable colleges and universities, with "accomplishments" like writing SQL language lexical parsers, who could not write even an approximation of a SQL query or even write a simple string replace function. (how do you get to lexical parsing without being able to manipulate strings?)

      This may seem a bit provocative, but this is very consistently the case with graduates from India. Having interviewed so many such people, so often having such beautiful resumes, you'd think I could have at least found a single one with enough programming expertise that I could hire, but that's so far not yet been the case.

      I really feel for these guys, because they've obviously spent lots of time/money doing something, and whatever it is that they're doing, it's not helping them much.

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    52. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the requirements for the VMware VCDX and Cisco Certified Architect certifications that require prospectives to submit an application, have suitable experience shown, be accepted, build a design to certain requirements, and then defend their design choices in front of a panel?

      Why on earth would anyone do this, other than if they actually like what they do? Finishing an MBA sounds easier than this AND gets you a larger salary and better promotion aspects. For someone with a college degree in IT and several years of technical experience in industry, the MBA is a better option. It offers more bang for buck, and having a business-level manager with technical experience in an organisation probably makes for a star-performer employee.

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    53. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      I'll go even farther. In the real world of business, most advanced college degrees aren't worth much. I've came to consider an MS degree as one strike against a candidate for a programming position, and a Ph.D. as two strikes against!

      That's odd. Where I am those certifications from MS/Oracle/Cisco/whatever are not actually recognised as degrees at all. When someone says "degree" here, we mean something from a state-recognised institution that is a minimum of 30 (or 40, can't remember now) courses that cannot be completed in under 3 years (4 years usually). A Microsoft/Cisco/whatever cert of duration one year (even less than that) is not the same as a Phd that took 9 years of full-time study to achieve.

      It's like going into a hospital and comparing the receptionists' typist-training-certificate to the brain-surgeons advanced degrees. A certificate of vocational training for less than a year of study, no matter how intense the training, is not at all comparable to science-based training for 9 years. The fact that these things are falling in value is actually an indicator of their true worth. They were over-valued before, the market is simply correcting.

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    54. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      In my case, I work for a MSP (Managed Service Provider). It's a fancy way of saying that we provide outsourced IT support for small to medium businesses. Anyways, to maintain our Microsoft partnership that includes all sorts of marketing and resale benefits, employees need certification to score the required points MS is asking of our company. They've raised the bar considerably last year as though they're purposefully trying to squeeze out small MSP based companies and focus purely on the home office and enterprise markets exclusively. I doubt their SBS server linage will be around much longer, instead they're focusing SMBs on Office 365. Currently both products are marketed as complementary to each other.

      BTW, the company not only pays for the tests, but I also get a salary increase for each cert earned.

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    55. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That, questions about technology nobody has used in 20 years, and jargon that is only rarely used outside of cisco environments.

      It's useful if a large company offers you generous sums of money to fix their 30 year old heterogeneous network with X.25, NETBIOS, token ring, SDLC and other old crap.

      It ain't broke so they don't change it. But the day it breaks, that's when someone has to fix it. It could still work out cheaper for them, since some of that stuff takes many years to break.

    56. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      understanding MAC addressing, the difference between layer 2 and layer 3 problems, the difference between a switch and a hub, etc;

      I learned all that in college when I took the TCP/IP class.

      Which college?

      All universities 'round here when I was an undergrad. One of the textbooks for the undergraduate course on TCP/IP actually was a Cisco book, IIRC. We learned about OSI model, designed protocols (and coded them in C) for the different layers, and wrote an 8 page essay (during an exam) comparing two competing protocols at a certain level. No practical lab experience at all, but it was enough knowledge to know where to start when faced with actual equipment, regardless of who the vendor of that equipment happened to be.

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    57. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by CadentOrange · · Score: 2

      Try Singapore. It's a fairly modern southeast asian country that's got a high demand for skilled people.

    58. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1, Informative

      I changed my interview style after that. I ask a bunch of simple nitty-gritty tech question now, no matter how impressive the candidate sounds. You would be surprised how often someone whose resume looks stellar can't answer multiple simple questions - like what is a /24, a tcp reset packet, port used by http, etc.

      This oh yes this! Interviewing for programmer positions, I've seen gorgeous resumes by people with Masters in CompSci at reputable colleges and universities, with "accomplishments" like writing SQL language lexical parsers, who could not write even an approximation of a SQL query or even write a simple string replace function. (how do you get to lexical parsing without being able to manipulate strings?)

      You use flex.

      Sure, if you asked me out of the blue for string manipulation routines with a view to writing a lexical parser/analyser I might have some difficulty producing such a thing without a few hours of experimentation first (mostly to determine the regex capabilities of the language being used to implement the new language), but that's 'cos I almost always use flex to turn input source-code into tokens. It's just that much easier.

      Your post provides evidence of a very common pattern I've noticed - some of the people interviewing those M-grads (with the gorgeous CV's filled with accomplishments) are in no way competent to evaluate them. You just pointed out a case where the interviewee might just possibly have a better solution than yours for implementing a new language, and yet you also show that you never spotted that he had.

      This may seem a bit provocative, but this is very consistently the case with graduates from India. Having interviewed so many such people, so often having such beautiful resumes, you'd think I could have at least found a single one with enough programming expertise that I could hire, but that's so far not yet been the case.

      I really feel for these guys, because they've obviously spent lots of time/money doing something, and whatever it is that they're doing, it's not helping them much.

      Hire me.

      Disclaimer: I am Indian, although I've never been to India, and speak no Indian languages. I also don't have that many certs or degrees.

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    59. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      The problem are boot camps. You can get CCIEs (don't know about OCMs) with a number who have passed the lab that don't know shit about networks.

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    60. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a boot camp CCIE to me, with little to no actual experience.

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    61. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. You can possibly pass all the certification exams without any real knowledge of the topic.

      But it is the same with "years of hands-on experience". I had to work with some of those people: not even knowing anything about databases and delegating simple queries to consultants. But some years later in his xing profile he wrote "3 years of database administration", and, because it also involved unix, he also had "3 years of unix system administration".

      I would prefer a collegue who can at least prove he answered correctly some questions about the subject.
      Even if he cheated his way through the exams this
      proves sometimes more knowledge and interest than that
      "hands-on" experience.

    62. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Unless Im mistaken, TCP/IP are layers 3 and 4, not layer 2 (data-link / mac addresses, switches, hubs).

    63. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by umghhh · · Score: 1
      why hate? HR people are specialists and no different really from you. IN a (then) small company I worked in in 90ties we hired people ourselves with mandatory beer crate showing up after and sometimes instead of an exam. The exam itself was just to prove that candidate can read and think and communicate results to us. Especially first two characteristics are not certain even if candidates show 'certificates' issued by respected universities. There is a lot of tools HR support industry is marketing and the main purpose of those is to provide WFF (warm fuzzy feeling) still the tools, certificates and what not are proxies that give you clues. The actual capability of a candidate can only be shown in trenches. I actually met few hirers that knew this and were willing to take a conscious risk instead of taking a risk but having good feeling after checking some certificates. Even my hippy looks and attachment to booze (back then in 90ties I am too old for this now) did not stop them and from I know they never regretted well the ones I told are idiots and quit probably did but these happened to be also the people begging me later to come back.

      Bottom line: HR people are as poor assholes as we coders/admins/testers/etc are. They base their decisions on guesses and clues and hope for the best and they have to sell their decisions to often ignorant and psychotic management so it must look scientific and what is better than a paper with stamp? IN other words they do what they can. We too.....

    64. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by dbIII · · Score: 1

      OK, I trained as an engineer so I don't know, but don't the CS courses have practical sessions that they wouldn't be able to finish is they don't know a few simple things about networking?

    65. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Cico71 · · Score: 1

      It seems you have wrong espectactions, those certifications are made to measure that you know the basics of how a product works, or more precisely how a product works according to the documentation, not your real life experience with it or what you know about bugs.

      We may agree that there's little value in those certifications but at least they provide a first level (very coarse) of screeing for people that don't even have a clue.

      To measure real life experience, you have to look at different certifications for example, talking about Microsoft, the Certified Master and Certified Architect. I can't comment on all of them, but for the SQL Server MCM I know the exam is both written and you have to solve real life scenarios in a lab (the exam takes 8 hours and most people don't have time to complete it 100%).

    66. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would anyone do this, other than if they actually like what they do?

      Because it lets you charge big rates working for large companies swimming in money.

      Finishing an MBA sounds easier than this AND gets you a larger salary and better promotion aspects. For someone with a college degree in IT and several years of technical experience in industry, the MBA is a better option. It offers more bang for buck, and having a business-level manager with technical experience in an organisation probably makes for a star-performer employee.

      Which is fine if you want to move into a managerial position. Kinda useless if you want to stay in a technical role, however (or lack the people skills to be a manager).

    67. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Cico71 · · Score: 0

      The last time I bothered was for Windows 2000, and only then because the employer at the time demanded it. Not sure if it has changed, but back then you only needed to know that according to Microsoft, only a Microsoft-based solution to any given problem was considered sufficient. This was in spite of the fact that it often didn't make sense.

      Maybe you should get a bit more realistic... it's not the case that when you study for the Oracle Certified Master exam, they tell you how simpler and more cost-effective would be to roll out Microsoft Analysis Services. If you take a certification with a vendor that provides multiple products, they will always teach you how to solve problems with their products. Duh.

      I suspect things haven't changed much, and in my humble-but-professional opinion, someone with only the cert (and little-to-no experience) usually meant that they were superbly trained as marketing zombies, but were absolutely worthless as sysadmins.

      You misspelled dumb. They are worthless as sysadmins because a low-level technical exams is worth only to assess whether at least you opened the product's manual. Yes, worthless exams, but pretending the people holding such exams were trained by marketing people is simply dumb.

      (...example? Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.)

      So you are suggesting that people get trained also on bugs and that training material gets constantly updated? Really?

    68. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Cico71 · · Score: 1

      There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

      Add Microsoft MCM for SQL Server to that. Can't comment about other MCMs but the SQL one is a good one.

      All other certs are undervalued by dumps. Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco - you name it, all you need to do is buy or torrent the questions online, memorize the answers, and go in and take the test. Literally, anyone with zero knowledge of the material can do this. It's laughable.

      This is the main problem, questions never gets updated and you typically have a total of 300 different ones. Too simple to memorize them and pass the exam. Even changing the questions from time to time may not be a good solution as there are not many different, good, questions you can come up with. IMO the only serious solution is that you get examined by a human being that is a Subject Matter Expert or that you have to pass a long and hard laboratory explaining in writing why you choose certain solutions. Then again this is what already happens with better certifications as the one mentioned above.

      When I've been involved in hiring, I've never really paid attention to someone's certs. I'd certainly hire someone with several years of hands-on experience in a technology who wasn't certified over someone with no experience who was.

      Fully agree. Then again, there are some weakness also with this strategy. In the database industry there are myths and bad designs that are constantly passed through generations from "experienced" people that never really understood the problems.

    69. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Try Norway! Seriously. Virtually no unemployment, high wages, great social benefits and a screaming demand for engineers and IT-people of all flavours..
      Americans with skills normally have no problems getting a visa..

    70. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      How is this condescending shit not modded down?

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    71. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is important to look at their transcript and see when they did the cert. Take SharePoint 2010... I would be more inclined to take on someone that passed the beta exams BEFORE any prep material dumps etc. existed than someone with 3 years of SharePoint 2007. The beta exams in that case came out a couple weeks after the product was RTM. So anyone getting certified at that time was purely on knowledge and experience with the product in public BETA. Study materials including books were no existent... it was MSDN, Technet and usage.

    72. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same could also be said for degrees. The number of grads that have NFI that I have to deal with makes me question tertiary education. In one example I had a grad developer who was given the UI on a 3 tier web services app. He asked how he accessed the database. He was told he was doing UI. He then asked how he could get the data without having access to the database. WTF? What did they tech you? 1 tier dev? What about all the students who work as a group on individual projects and then just write it up? Cheating is as rife in ALL education areas as it is in certs. Uni's and colleges breed a good share of retards as well.

      The Microsoft Masters and Architect programs both not only have labs but also interviews and in the Masters certs a weeks of training and labs and tests at Redmond. The masters program is invite only.

    73. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *You misspelled dumb. They are worthless as sysadmins because a low-level technical exams is worth only to assess whether at least you opened the product's manual. Yes, worthless exams, but pretending the people holding such exams were trained by marketing people is simply dumb.*

      he said they were trained as marketing dweebs - that is, they could recite the marketing spam feature lists - most certs are actually purely for marketing, they try to make you choose the product you're certified for(ms certs are just that). and uh getting trained on the bugs is pretty much the point, the rest is just self explanatory menus after all.

    74. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was a betting man (and I am) I would pit the shiny certification of any MCA against any perceived ability you have.

      http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/architect.aspx#tab3

    75. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would suggest then that both certs and degrees are worthless. Given someone can be employed and do the same routine click, click, click tasks for 10 years and look to have 10 years of experience I guess we are all screwed... nothing is worth anything. The sky is falling.

    76. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mybeat · · Score: 1

      Except it's always colds as s*** there.

    77. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True, but Oslo has similar climate and temperatures to New York.. That seems to work for a lot of people over there

    78. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by TheLink · · Score: 1

      BTW, the company not only pays for the tests, but I also get a salary increase for each cert earned.

      As I said, that's fine since the company is paying for it. Even better that you get more $$$ out of it.

      So, would you really consider the MCSE certification worth paying for out of your own pocket, and also worth your own private time to sit for the tests?

      Note: I'm not talking about the "higher" Microsoft certifications.

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    79. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      Red Hat has had a lab-based exam forever. I was certified (RHCE) on RHEL 4, and at the time there was no written component at all: you show up, here's your system, fix it. They gave me a worksheet describing exactly the criteria they would use to check the system, too: when you told the proctor you were ready, he'd run some kind of script, then tell you how far along in the section you had completed successfully. You were allowed to do this as many times as you wanted up until the time limit. The exam took basically all day.

      Side note, and file under "I am probably not supposed to mention this": if you are thinking of taking this test, please do not overlook low-level administrative stuff like GRUB maintenance. I observed a guy come in to a system with a misconfigured GRUB. He didn't know how to fix it, and as a result wasn't able to boot the box to fix anything else. Poor guy walked out of the exam after five minutes, having flushed a few hundred bucks down the toilet.

    80. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by alanthenerd · · Score: 2

      (...example? Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.)

      My sysadmin experience says that would lock out the account because you have set up a task to run as an account but not provided a password for that account. Therefore when the task tries to run the password the task scheduler provides (null) does not match the account password. Or do you mean there is actually some bug that causes the account to get locked simply by clicking cancel?

    81. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Junta · · Score: 1

      I have been involved in interviews where we ask someone, so extrapolate a bit on area 'X', and they simply say "As on my resume I have " and then shut up, as if that should settle the question.

      So we ask them to discuss a bit of technical detail, perhaps suggesting some focus areas in the discipline. More often than not, they incohereently rattle off pieces of random jargon in nonsensical strings that make no sense (something along the lines of "I VLAN the STP to route the LACP through VTP in order to process the CDP so that I can toggle the link"). The vendors have prostituted the certs out to the point of being completely meaningless.

      I feel sorry for people hiring without real existing skill in house, unable to evaluate the skills directly and having nothing better than certifications to vouch for someone's abilitiy set.

      It's also hilarious the way some company's have worked their policiies. At one job they had a policy that all IT must be MCSE or they will be fired. They scrambled to pay money to certify the people they knew to be good (though I happened to quit before going through with it). At my next job, I was fired when my new company was bought out by a company with the same policy and I still didn't have MCSE. It's of course particularly amusing since primarily my job responsibilty was Unix systems.

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    82. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Junta · · Score: 1

      The problem being that people needing to use CCNA as an indicator of anything have no way of knowing if a candidate did it 'right'. Ideally you can interrogate with a proper skills assessment, but if you can do that then not having a CCNA is no big deal. If you use CCNA as a filter before interviewing, your probably more likely to filter out a good candidate than not.

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    83. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Canada is pretty easy to get into. Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, and Waterloo all have pretty healthy tech industries, depending on what specific area you're into.

    84. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rinoid · · Score: 2

      And I would add the same could be said for some *********MBA who comes in, thinks for the short term, doesn't nurture the topology or Design ... while many folk with experience can transition into strategic "hybrid" roles many do not get the chance to do so full on. An MBA doesn't make you smart, experience, judgement, and practice do. How this still gets past people is beyond me.

    85. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by heironymous · · Score: 1

      I think Tony Isaac meant "MS = Master's Degree", not "MS = Microsoft"

    86. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by alittle158 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember leaving one exam thinking that if I ever encountered a Citrix-based environment, I'd spray it down with gasoline and set it on fire.

      A very appropriate response

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    87. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      The RHCT/RHCSA exam is supposed to stay valid through two iteration of the OS (So I got mine during the RH6 era, I should be god until the release of RH8), why did you have to retake the exam? Or is that just a thing where the cert stayed valid, but because you wanted to take the higher cert they wanted you to have most recent lower cert?

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    88. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The thing I respect the most is experience. Have they done it before or anything like it? No? Then how can I be sure they can do it...

    89. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by JohnBerman · · Score: 1

      Spot on, in my opinion. Whether you like it or not, you have to play HR at their own game. To them it's a science.

    90. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by nine-times · · Score: 1

      You're misunderstanding the point of certifications. The intention is to extract money from people who are desperate for work.

    91. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should get a bit more realistic... it's not the case that when you study for the Oracle Certified Master exam

      ...if we were talking about a vendor other than Microsoft, you might have had a point. As it is, MCPs, like most certs, were (and still are?) massively oriented around making your product stand out at the expense of all competition (perceived or otherwise).

      Yes, worthless exams, but pretending the people holding such exams were trained by marketing people is simply dumb.

      You may want to crack open one of the old official MSFT-blessed textbooks sometime: it's all about insuring that the 'students' never even think to consider any alternative. Also note that I didn't mention the folks "holding such exams", since those people are often third parties.

      So you are suggesting that people get trained also on bugs and that training material gets constantly updated? Really?

      You kind of missed the point, and you inadvertently amplified why it is that experience trumps certification. ;)

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    92. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      So, would you really consider the MCSE certification worth paying for out of your own pocket, and also worth your own private time to sit for the tests?

      Depends on the job and its level. For entry-level positions and tier 2 support, an MCP will get you far in the hiring process. Both Dell and TimeWarner's TSR departments highly value MS certs from a support standpoint. If your job in IT deals with specialized vertical market applications and development or pure academic CS theory, probably not. YMMV. Whether you're looking for your first job out of college, or someone older looking for a complete career change, you need to start somewhere. Obtaining certification in any product is a good place to start.

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    93. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Or do you mean there is actually some bug that causes the account to get locked simply by clicking cancel?

      In this case the account locks out instantly (even with failure/restart attempts turned off)... Try it out sometime: Open the properties of an existing task tied to a different account, then click "ok", but click "cancel" when the auth/password window comes up. Locks that account out every time.

      (come to think of it, schtasks.exe does have a command-line prompt... I wonder if one could exploit that somehow. )

      It can be maddening when you get a new developer who monkeys around in there, then demands to know why a service account that runs our multi-server software suite vapor-locked on him (or rather, he blames you for it...)

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    94. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Shatrat · · Score: 2

      You just pointed out a case where the interviewee might just possibly have a better solution than yours for implementing a new language

      No, I think he just pointed out a case where someone claims to be able to write a SQL parser, but can't actually even write a SQL query.
      Going on and on about tokens and regexes is pretty irrelevant if the candidate can't even write select qty from prod.inventory where part_number = '1234'

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    95. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. See above about the RHCE, for example.

    96. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RHCE exam I passed (3 years ago) was a 5.5 hour hands on exam. It was more challenging than anything I faced while getting my bachelors degree.

    97. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft certifications are about proof of concept and best practices along with familiarity of the product in question. That's it. It does not teach best business practices or optimization. It also doesn't teach advanced troubleshooting beyond looking up event logs and searching KB articles.

      You took the test. There was nothing deceptive about them that should have astounded you. Perhaps your false expectations were raised too high? Not to be snarky here, but seriously. How does Microsoft differ from any other company's product certification in this regard?

      Back when I took the RHCT/RHCE (RHEL4) exam, there were no paper tests. For the CT phase, you were handed a broken Linux installation, and asked to fix all the issues. To be fair, some of the issues were not the types of things you would see in the real world, but even then, one had to be familiar enough with the OS to know where to look for what was broken. No internet access, however you could use the system online manuals (aka man pages) and any course notes.

      For the CE phase, you were handed a system without an OS, and then given a list of requirements to fulfill with RHEL (for example, one individual requirement could be: set up a media wiki, which accepts the following login names, and only accepts them from the following ip address: $list_of_login_names, $list_of_ip_addresses), and you had to meet those requirements. Again, no internet access, but you could use man pages and course notes.

      So, according to you, the Microsoft cert is about reading best practices and understanding concepts about the products, however it does not measure actually having to fix problems or deliver solutions. The RHCE cert back when I took it was about fixing broken systems, and setting up a server while fulfilling a set of requirements. I'd say that's quite the difference. And thanks for your clarification on the intent of the MCSE - I can now lower my expectations on what it means.

    98. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by non-plus · · Score: 0

      He worked for you too?

      We had a contractor, 20+ years at a telco, interviewed great, like a master-class in troubleshooting. We threw him at a customer-driven iOS (Cisco) update project. For 2 weeks he documented, prepared and printed a vast library of "stuff." He didn't actually "do" anything. When I approached him for his status and he told me he was preparing for his first one. I was a little surprised, but figured "OK, maybe he's gonna do a bunch now (looking at all the docs)". The next week goes by, more documenting..... He finally gets to actual work. Proceeds to load the wrong iOS image for the first switch he touched......

      lesson learned = experience only matters if it's practical AND relevant. Old empirical knowledge is great for standing in front of a class but does not necessarily translate to the real world.

      The next guy was much better.

      - me = 20+ years in various IT, last 7 in Network Engineering, no certs, never bothered -

    99. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS = Master of Science I believe in this context, as in next on from Bachelors degree.

    100. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by zero0ne · · Score: 1

      sounds almost like a MS feature...

    101. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Pontiac · · Score: 2

      That could be because of the adaptive tests they started using at the time..
      If you missed a question on a specific topic it would come back with more questions on that subject.

      I knew a few people who would intentionally blow a question on a well known subject to get the test to focus on that topic.

      Another point is everyone got a slightly different question set. I remember friends advising me to study certain topics they got lots of questions one but I saw none of them on my tests.

      The only MS test I was ever proud to pass and got some respect for was the 70-240 Windows 2000 upgrade. The one you could only take once.
      The lady at the test center said she'd never seen anyone pass it before.. I guess lots of people never bothered to study because it was free to they just tried to wing it.

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    102. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Don't let an MCSE lower your expectations. You're focusing on the experience of break/fix. An MCSE is about planning and implementation along with -proper- use of MS products. It's more about deployment and proactive planning of feature sets and their implementation. You can't just hire someone that has a firm grasp of "Google fu" and expect them to meet proper goals with the intended use of a Microsoft product on the fly as though it was a break/fix issue. If you think otherwise, I dare you to roll out a proper enterprise Exchange environment (one that will scale with cost and not box you in a corner) or some other MS clustered solution without proper product knowledge beforehand.

      Simply put, you would never hire a software developer or break/fix technician to roll out a MS enterprise solution for a Fortune 500 company. You want employees or entire teams to have the necessary MS certification to take on a more wholistic view with the knowledge of reasonable product expectations.

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    103. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only one they care about is the stock certificate. They only care about the H1-B certificate to the extent it helps them care about the one they actually care about.

    104. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Cico71 · · Score: 1

      ...if we were talking about a vendor other than Microsoft, you might have had a point. As it is, MCPs, like most certs, were (and still are?) massively oriented around making your product stand out at the expense of all competition (perceived or otherwise).

      You may want to crack open one of the old official MSFT-blessed textbooks sometime: it's all about insuring that the 'students' never even think to consider any alternative. Also note that I didn't mention the folks "holding such exams", since those people are often third parties.

      Dude, you don't have a clue don't you? Microsoft certifications are about Microsoft products, they are not about technology in general. It is clearly stated, you are taking the training and the exam on Microsoft technologies, typically it's even a single product. So it's not that the product stands out from others, there is just that product by definition. Take it, or move on and invest in another certification. WTF do you expect from a certification like "Windows Server 2008 Network Infrastructure, Configuring"? That they talk about Linux? What do you expect from "MCTS: SQL Server 2008, Implementation and Maintenance"? That they tell you about Oracle or one of the NoSQL nonsense du jour?

      You kind of missed the point, and you inadvertently amplified why it is that experience trumps certification. ;)

      Yeah, sure, I missed the point. Then again maybe there's just a problem with you completely missing why Microsoft certifications are useless. But what can I expect from someone with a nick like Penguinisto...

    105. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Just realized this should probably be modded down, gp probably meant the protocol suite which would include all they layers (except maybe physical).

    106. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Ad hominem = I win. ;)

      But let's stomp your efforts anyway:

      Microsoft certifications are about Microsoft products, they are not about technology in general.

      No shit? Wow... now consider that I was responding to this exact post:

      "I took some of the Microsoft certification Windows 2008 server courses, and I came out of understanding how these guys with their shiny certifications can be such incredibly ignorant idiots. I was astounded. How exactly any of it resembles in any way a proper education into something as multifaceted and at times complex as building, administering and troubleshooting an Active Directory environment was beyond me."

      (emphasis mine)

      Now kindly tell me where this post mentions "technology in general". Instead, it mentions Microsoft, and Active Directory. Nothing else.

      Like I said - you missed the point. Grossly.

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    107. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mcrbids · · Score: 2

      You use flex.

      So let me get this straight...

      You think it's part of a well-rounded education for a programmer to (apparently) know how to use tools like flex, while still lacking any competence whatsoever in manipulating the very basic, simple data types you learn in your 101-level courses? You know, integer... float.... char.... string... ?

      And further, you think that it's reasonable that the programmer in question that has (apparently) demonstrated "mastery" in using flex to build a SQL language parser, is still (somehow) not able to write even an approximation of a SQL database query?

      Is this the education you received, the one that poor, unqualified me is lacking? And based on this advanced education, you want me to hire you?

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    108. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rhook · · Score: 1

      Many of them do but you'd be surprised how many courses are taught by professors who have a limited understanding of the subject matter. I'm sure this will change once I transfer to a university.

    109. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rhook · · Score: 1

      Right now I'm going to a community college and I plan on transferring to the UC system once I graduate (I'm going to graduate with two A.A. degrees). Doing what I should have done years ago and getting my degree. It just surprises me how many courses have no hands-on projects, pretty much everything is done out of the textbook. I was actually quite surprised by the quality of the TCP/IP class I took. It was quite a good refresher and is taught by one of the CISCO Academy profs.

    110. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rhook · · Score: 1

      We covered the entire OSI model.

    111. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You use flex.

      So let me get this straight...

      You think it's part of a well-rounded education for a programmer to (apparently) know how to use tools like flex, while still lacking any competence whatsoever in manipulating the very basic, simple data types you learn in your 101-level courses? You know, integer... float.... char.... string... ?

      No, I did not think that at all - I said I may need to experiment before doing so, but thats reasonable if I haven't used the thing in a while.

      And further, you think that it's reasonable that the programmer in question that has (apparently) demonstrated "mastery" in using flex to build a SQL language parser, is still (somehow) not able to write even an approximation of a SQL database query?

      Nope, I didn't say that that at all either - you asked a very stupid question,

      (how do you get to lexical parsing without being able to manipulate strings?

      without even considering the most obvious answer. I pointed out the obvious answer.

      Is this the education you received, the one that poor, unqualified me is lacking? And based on this advanced education, you want me to hire you?

      Actually, even though I was being facetious, I'd rather not work for you. I can't think of many talented or skilled people who would want to work for a manager who quickly constructs strawman defenses. While you need your developers to know how to manipulate strings (which I do, by the way), you also apparently feel that anything at a higher level of abstraction is "too qualified".

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    112. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what does this have to do with Certs?

      Given the situation you've just described, these companies with clueless hiring managers/interviewers are likely to hire the person who can BS the best, not the person with the most skill or experience, and that's entirely irrespective of whether the person has certification or not.

    113. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by txsable · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I missed your reply comment before! Yes, the RHCT for V5 is still valid, but to take the RHCE for V6 I had to pass the RHCSA for V6 first.

      Also, they have re-vamped the valid period and V6 certs are valid for three calendar years from the date of the exam. The date is extended if you pass one of the Expertise exams.
      http://www.redhat.com/training/certifications/recertification.html

  3. My MCSE dreams by alen · · Score: 1

    Of making $150 seem to be over

    1. Re:My MCSE dreams by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      its been over for nearly a decade when they started to sell them in strip mall "schools" on TechTV

  4. Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by kramer2718 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't speak to networking/DBA certs, but I will say that in my experience hiring developers, programming certificates are relatively useless.

    In fact, when I read a resume, I am happy to see no certificates. The developers who highlight certificates on their resumes seem to be able to parrot back technical specs, but not to think dynamically about programming problems and that is what I am more interested in.

    No certificate will replace writing code on a whiteboard.

    1. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by c0lo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In fact, when I read a resume, I am happy to see no certificates.

      Me too, the reason being: I appreciate persons that value their time (i.e. better do nothing - not even gain experience - than waste the time with the certification).

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    2. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I've worked for almost 20 years without a single cert. But recently took a job as a consultant. We're required to get the certs so that the clients get all warm and fuzzy. I'll do it because I'm not worried about the tests (I'm pretty sure I can pass many of them "cold"), but I've know for years that there are good developers with certs and without....just like there are idiots with or without certs.

    3. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is great if you're the person doing short-listingof candidates. If you have an HR dept staffed by monkeys in suits, they're checking boxes. "Doesn't have $Qualification1? Bin it. Has $Qualification2 but not $Qualification1? Bin it. Never mind that in the "Further information" section the candidate has listed 15+ years doing exactly the things listed in the job description, citing specific examples and demonstrating significant in-depth knowledge of the subjects. HR "doesn't do computers."

      I've got over a decade in IT, but no certs. The only jobs I've gotten so far have been through friends, because they know I can do the job; They've spoken to me, I've helped them out. Now all I need to do is convince HR of the fact, and to do that I need a shitty cert which means precisely dick all to the guy actually interviewing you.

      I hate it.

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    4. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So bypass HR. The people interviewing hate them too, especially if they interfere in the hiring process to this extent. This is rare, outside huge corporations. Would you want to work at those anyway?

    5. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by nine-times · · Score: 1

      The best manager I ever had once told me that, when he saw "MCSE" in the top half of a resume, he stopped looking at it and put it in the "ignore" stack. The problem wasn't having an MCSE per se, but he said that putting it in the top half your your resume showed that your priorities were out of whack.

    6. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

      This. We're hiring a 1st line support tech / "IT assistant" in a 2 man IT team, and although it's a gigantic pain to go throughthe 30-40 CVs per day, it's good that I am doing it because I know what to look for. So many of them have almost no real world experience yet have CCNA, MCITP etc which to most HR folks looks very good.

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    7. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      And now that larger companies are forced by law to keep track of all applicants, you have to fill out those stupid web forms . Check here for AA, Check here for BA, check here for masters, check here for MCSE, etc....

      When a job comes up and the suits want to fill it, they just query the applicant database... "We need a BA and an MCSE" The query will come back with those applicants that checked those boxes but miss the 20 year IT veteran who worked on this stuff while the others were in diapers.

      As it stands, certs and degrees only get you past the 1st query.....

    8. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me this, though;

      Do you actually WANT to work in a place that screens resumes like that? Because you'll be working alongside all the people that are PRECISELY what they hired.

  5. Translation: by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Hay guyz, computers are easy now, let's hire more middle managers who know Excel!

    Not that most "certifications" weren't always only slightly above the "fraud" level -- they are given to people who passed crash course in some vendor's product use, and do not indicate any ability to do anything useful (or even safe) in practice.

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    1. Re:Translation: by w.hamra1987 · · Score: 1

      indeed... for as far as i can tell, the so called Microsoft Courses, which end up giving you a Microsoft Certified status, means nothing when it comes to knowledge of how to properly use your tools. all it means is that now you're someone who was hypnotized into picking Microsoft software for any project you ever have... you don't have to know how to use it, as long as you know how to make powerpoint presentations that can convince your boss to buy licenses en masse, you're a successful graduate of their course.

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    2. Re:Translation: by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      most things can be done in excel

    3. Re:Translation: by nomel · · Score: 2

      Not sure why this was modded down. Sadly, it is fairly true. The visual basic for applications is basically vb6 with full access to the windows api and any COM objects.

      You probably should have appended a "but shouldn't" to the end.

  6. Only a couple were ever valuable by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    The only really good certs are the CISCO ones. Microsoft ones are good, but only to get your foot in the door. Are there any other certs worthwhile?

    1. Re:Only a couple were ever valuable by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Depends on the certification.

      CCNA, MCP, A+ -> these are all entry level certs.
      CCIE, MCSE (isn't this one replaced now?), RHCE, Server+ (a few others) -> highest level certs, typically, from that company.

      A CCIE should be able to rebuild a f*cked comms room in very little time. A MCSE should be able to get your Windows stuff together right quick, and a RHCE ditto for linux.

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  7. Market Place Expectation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs matter don't let this post fool you for a minute. Most of those hiring out there want everything now they don't understand it takes time hands on time to hone skills. Since they don't know the technology themselves they rely on certs as a measure of competency (their competency). Its a business and it worth a lot of money. Its not going away. It does have some value i might admit to discard altogether is ignorant. As mentioned in above posts demonstration of hands on cert understanding is impressive, but again it does not guarantee you a job just you paid more for your cert.

    Lets face it who you know is probably worth more than your cert.

    1. Re:Market Place Expectation by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Most of those hiring out there want everything now they don't understand it takes time hands on time to hone skills. Since they don't know the technology themselves they rely on certs as a measure of competency (their competency).

      Wishful thinking: they (together with their organisation?) won't last long.
      The reality seems to point that they are lasting longer than one needs to find a job.

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    2. Re:Market Place Expectation by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Certs matter don't let this post fool you for a minute. Most of those hiring out there want everything now they don't understand it takes time hands on time to hone skills. Since they don't know the technology themselves they rely on certs as a measure of competency (their competency). Its a business and it worth a lot of money. Its not going away. It does have some value i might admit to discard altogether is ignorant. As mentioned in above posts demonstration of hands on cert understanding is impressive, but again it does not guarantee you a job just you paid more for your cert.

      Lets face it who you know is probably worth more than your cert.

      It really depends on the hiring manager and the type of position. If you're looking to be a cog in a big corporation hired by a non-technical manager, some certs on your resume may help you. In all likelihood you can make up any certs you want and he'll never know or check up on you.

      But if you're working for a smaller company or a tech company with a hiring manager that has some technical knowledge, the cert might have some value at getting you past HR, but won't help you get the job.

      I know I never look at certs, but I do like to see at least a 4 year degree in a technical major (but experience trumps education)

  8. Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 2

    really?certified wireless network administrator? some pud to reset the router every once in a while and add new apple iToys plug computers whenever douche #43 cant eat lunch between two vending machines is in demand?

    1. Re:Wifi Administrator by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you read about it you would learn it's much more than about consumer grade routers. My former company was in logistics but they often recommended to their clients that they get a site survey done by one of these guys. See it's not about that guy trying to check in Facebook. For us, it was to ensure that they guys in the warehouse who are running tens if not hundreds of wireless transactions a second on our systems are not hampered by dead spots.

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    2. Re:Wifi Administrator by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Simply put, WiFi airspace is severely crowded. ISPs practically give away WiFi routers for free (Uverse and those damn 2Wire units). My guess is that a WiFi admin's purpose is to scope deployment and ensure a good SNR level for proper coverage without blowing the budget. Also to troubleshoot and isolate interference. Poor SOB. That's got to be a frustrating job.

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    3. Re:Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 2

      yea its not that hard (as someone who was one of those guys but not under a narrowly focused marketing buzzword title)

    4. Re:Wifi Administrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butt hurt that your junk cert still won't help you earn more than $80k/year?

    5. Re:Wifi Administrator by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0

      Have you actually done a site survey? Do you have the equipment to do this? Do you know how best to handle dead spots? If your answer to reset the damn consumer router, you have no idea what you are doing.

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    6. Re:Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      "Have you actually done a site survey?"

      yes dozen of times

      "Do you have the equipment to do this?"
      Not anymore, I am not some dipshit that spends a pile of money on something the company should be paying for to perform my job

      "Do you know how best to handle dead spots?"
      often times its just a simple matter of adjusting the antenna, whether physically or electrically, I come from a time when radio physics was known by children as a hobby not some magical force that only jeebus understands

      "If your answer to reset the damn consumer router, you have no idea what you are doing."

      You are assuming, that makes an ass out of you

    7. Re:Wifi Administrator by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      often times its just a simple matter of adjusting the antenna, whether physically or electrically, I come from a time when radio physics was known by children as a hobby not some magical force that only jeebus understands

      Oh so it can't be anything else like a lack of coverage in a certain area or two different routers are fighting each other at a spot. Or interference from something else. That's like saying DBAs just make tables and move data around. All it takes a little SQL. I don't know how many times when we recommended a certified person and the company would just have one of their network guys do it to save costs. Months into the project when they were perplexed why the wireless transactions weren't working right and the IT guy couldn't figure it out, then they would pay for a survey. Shortly thereafter everything would work right.

      You are assuming, that makes an ass out of you

      As were you:

      some pud to reset the router every once in a while and add new apple iToys plug computers whenever douche #43 cant eat lunch between two vending machines is in demand?

      These guys are not likely to be in small office buildings trying to figure out why somebody can't get their iPhone a signal. They can do that but for the money they make, they are sent out to huge warehouses and complexes that could cover miles.

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    8. Re:Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      "Oh so it can't be anything else like a lack of coverage in a certain area or two different routers are fighting each other at a spot."

      Yea I it could be, I did not know I was taking the fucking test to get certified right now by some hoser on slashdot

      "These guys are not likely to be in small office buildings trying to figure out why somebody can't get their iPhone a signal. They can do that but for the money they make, they are sent out to huge warehouses and complexes that could cover miles."

      where does a cel signal come into it? do you set up repeaters for ATT? and yea they could be sent out to miles of warehouse complex, but then you dont really have too much of a overload problem as those are typically out away from everything. What your saying is that my argument of some pud cant get signal in the lunch room is TOTALLY different from some put that cant get signal between two racks

      Sorry to insult you soo dearly, BTW my Tablet doesnt work out in the smoking area, could you reset the router please?

    9. Re:Wifi Administrator by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      The whole point is just because you did something for your previous job, you've basically said the certification in that particular skill is worthless. You know I've built an engine or two: ASE certification is worthless.

      where does a cel signal come into it? do you set up repeaters for ATT? and yea they could be sent out to miles of warehouse complex, but then you dont really have too much of a overload problem as those are typically out away from everything. What your saying is that my argument of some pud cant get signal in the lunch room is TOTALLY different from some put that cant get signal between two racks

      Way to not read. The persons being hired doesn't give a damn about the lunch room. In our cases specifically, the signal has to work reliably everywhere it is needed. In one case, it had to be secured against eavesdropping from the outside. So do you know which routers are DoD certified for encryption and how to set them up so that they have a fantastic signal inside a building but 0% on the outside?

      Sorry to insult you soo dearly, BTW my Tablet doesnt work out in the smoking area, could you reset the router please?

      You missed the point or didn't read. These guys are not the to do this.

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  9. Article smells strongly of B.S. by sirwired · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take the following statement: ""Pure-play [tech] jobs are on the decline," concurs Bill Reynolds, a partner at Foote. Where once the majority of tech jobs were in technology companies, now many organizations whose business is not directly related to tech have many openings that require different skills, he says."

    Bullshit. People actually working for tech companies have ALWAYS been far fewer than those that run the technology in customer IT departments. This is not some new startling trend. If you want a career in IT with high potential (as opposed to the tech industry) business skills have always been a valuable accompaniment to tech skills; the business-blind sysadmin geek has never been up for the higher reaches of IT, and never will be. Again, not a new trend that this sage wise man is now cluing us in on.

    1. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by JonySuede · · Score: 0

      the business-blind sysadmin geek has never been up for the higher reaches of IT

      sadly it happen some time... ignorance is probably a bliss, as some of them might says

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    2. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your abuse of English is not bringing me any bliss.

    3. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      the business-blind sysadmin geek has never been up for the higher reaches of IT, and never will be.

      Of course, that person probably doesn't want to be in those positions either. So I don't think what you say is a real weakness.

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    4. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by RandomAvatar · · Score: 2

      If someone else actually replies to this Anonymous Coward, please follow this link afterwards: You've been trolled

    5. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by pooh666 · · Score: 1

      You gave a good example, but TFA is littered with generalizations that cancel out to being meanlingless, it is clear it was written to be as long as possible with maybe 5 lines of actual info, which taken out of context don't mean anything, still. I really wish people would stop posting infoworld and I am totaly sick of the popups AND on top of it a div hover add, the another popup on the next page. Gee I wonder why the word count was so important??

    6. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? You actually read the articles? What kind of freak are you?

  10. Certs don't seem to matter at some companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs don't really matter now, especially at the big companies. Server+ which the article mentioned adds in raid, and some really poor facilities info, but really A+ is more worth it for those who actually want to learn something (having obtained both certs myself.) The HP certs are honestly worthless too, 90% of them are open book. Maybe they should matter though, lately my management has been hiring a bunch of cert less people, who I quite honestly think should not be touching anything. Just yesterday one of the new hires (certless) made a big screwup on a db host and killed the data on it (5tb worth of data, thank goodness for a working backup system.)

    1. Re:Certs don't seem to matter at some companies by Osgeld · · Score: 2

      who's the clown letting the noob work on a live 5tb database?

  11. VMware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is VCP still considered "worth it"? Considering upgrading from 3.5 to 5 once I finish my masters..

  12. Less crappy view by MurukeshM · · Score: 1

    http://www.infoworld.com/print/185555

    Why do we have infoworld articles so often? The site only seems to link to itself (except for ads).

    1. Re:Less crappy view by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Because IW employees are probably paid to submit them and editors post them?

  13. Evolve or Die by kamaaina · · Score: 1

    I agree with the article statement saying

    "The key is to evolve your skills with the demand", its been a far road from editing the config.sys file to understanding VLAN tagging.

    Also, one thing I am surprised not on there is virtualization, I think you need a broad set of skills to manage a vmware environment, on the technical side you need to know different OS's, SAN, VLANs, IO etc. Also you need to be able to manage a political minefield where everyone things they should have a high priorty, and justify budgets from different groups using those resources.

    1. Re:Evolve or Die by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      No. All you need to know is that all screwups can be fixed by restoring a pre-screwup snapshot. We are entering a new era when competence does not matter, virtualization has no performance penalties, a proper solution to hardware failure is restoring a random snapshot in a new VM, package management is worthless, and everyone should run Windows.

      VMWare jockeys should die in a fire, along with all their "servers".

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  14. No job yet, but... by multiben · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have certificate of participation I received for my recent attendance in an "Equality at Work" seminar. Still no job offers as yet, but I expect the big bucks to start rolling in anytime soon.

    1. Re:No job yet, but... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2

      No, its working - the reason you don't see results is the job offers are being 'equally' spread out across the populace.

  15. real job skills / apprenticeship / trades are need by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    real job skills / apprenticeship / trades are needed in tech as like CS a lot of certs can be passed by people who can cram but have no idea on what they are doing also some of them cover stuff that you never see in a real work place or if you do it's like why are things setup like that any ways?

    CS is even worse then certs as it just covers high level stuff at least certs cover some basic stuff that you do use on the job.

    Now with a trades system we can get real certs that cover real system setup's.

  16. Thank God by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had to get some Microsoft certifications to break into the IT world - yet I never bothered with my A+, Novell, additional MS certifications, etc. Instead, I picked up a few very specific certs here and there and specialized. Yeah, I'm useless outside my field, but I (was) a star within it. The only guy in the world doing what I did, in fact.

    You know what? When I changed jobs, the new employer didn't see my inappropriate certs, they saw my star status within my specialty and assumed I could adapt to a new one and perform just as well... and now I'm getting new very specific certs in a slightly different area.

    Nothing specific you learn in IT is going to matter in two years anyway, never mind ten, and the general stuff is amazingly applicable across moderate ranges of differing IT work.

    1. Re:Thank God by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Nothing specific you learn in IT is going to matter in two years anyway, never mind ten, and the general stuff is amazingly applicable across moderate ranges of differing IT work.

      Unless your specialty is in zombie languages like COBOL.
      There is so much legacy code running in VMs or on legacy hardware that certain 'dead' language skills will remain in demand.

      Then again, that's just a different kind of specialization.

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    2. Re:Thank God by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Then again, that's just a different kind of specialization.

      And a lucrative one, provided that one can tolerate the frustration of working with obsolete 1960s and 70s era techs with all the charm of bear skins and stone knives.

  17. corporation devalues labor. film at eleven by decora · · Score: 1

    when are we going to realize that the system's only purpose is to bend you over a bench and extract your intrinsic value for the benefit of shareholders and hedge funds?

    1. Re:corporation devalues labor. film at eleven by Swampash · · Score: 1

      Sometime around when IT workers realise they work in an industry with no barrier to entry and that the job they think is so important can just as competently be done by someone in India at 10% of the cost.

  18. Certs are only as valid as they are difficult. by gimmebeer · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, anything by CompTIA and to an increasing degree at the lower certification level, Microsoft, is worthless. If it's a straight memorize, take test, do a braindump and update your resume type of exam... eventually even HR types will catch on to it and it will go from a 'preferred experience' to a 'job requirement'. Employers will continue to use certs as yardsticks to measure potential hires, especially when they can obtain 'Partner' or 'Gold' status and add a cool logo to their website by claiming to have X number of MCPs, but the real IT people who do the interviewing will see through it immediately. There are higher level certs that still hold weight... CCIE, CISSP, VCDX, some others I don't know or care about, that will continue to hold weight. Also do not forget that the US govt is continually requiring it's employees in certain positions to hold specific certs... *cough*CISSP*cough* which in a sense floods the certified ranks with those who took a mandatory class and otherwise would never have attempted the exam and artificially inflates the numbers of people certified, which in the end will de-value the cert. I generally don't look at most certs as real means of proving I know something, I look at them as a way to market myself to the HR types who will be the first to review my resume. If I can match enough acronyms to make them happy, I can get an interview with the tech people who will actually determine if I am qualified for the position. It's just a big game and geek pride thing that we, as IT types, must endure.

    1. Re:Certs are only as valid as they are difficult. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I dispute your title; I have taken some of the "hardest" tests out there, and I found them easy. Why? Because I have a ton of real world experience with the product and I studied their "best practices" prior to taking the test.

      Certs have more worth if they accurately test your real world applicable knowledge.

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  19. Article is 100% pure crap by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    These types of articles are written by have never worked in IT one day of their lives. These people can't spell "I.T." And yet we are supposed to believe they are experts.

    From the article:

    So which skills are becoming more valuable, gaining the pay premiums IT pros seek? Certified skills that jumped by 15 percent or more included EC-Council certified security analyst, certified wireless network administrator, CompTIA Server+, and HP accredited platform specialist. (Notice how these are broader skills sets than those losing value?)

    CompTIA Server+ !? Oh yeah that's just one smokin' cert right now. Why not go to a job board and take a look at how many employers are demanding that valuable certification.

    1. Re:Article is 100% pure crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CompTIA Server+ !? Oh yeah that's just one smokin' cert right now. Why not go to a job board and take a look at how many employers are demanding that valuable certification.

      Google "CompTIA Server+ site:monster.com"

    2. Re:Article is 100% pure crap by styrotech · · Score: 1

      My favourite bit was this...

      "...as did e-commerce skills like JavaScript, Joomla, and VBScript."

      huh?

    3. Re:Article is 100% pure crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ever see a high frequency trader application backend?

      99%+ mocked up in VBScript/VB6 by someone who spent years figuring out the algorithm (instead of learning ANY programming after their 6 week bout in grade 10) and doesn't trust anyone else enough to let them redo it.

      Why do you think C and Java guys often end up with high paying jobs they can't talk about? at some point, the application chokes, and needs more performance.
      (the original guy can only buy super computers for so long before spending another $10Mil to get ~1% performance stops being worth it!)

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

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  21. Re:Degrees by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    You know what I'm finding is even less valuable then a certificate? An I.T. Degree...

    Err, you may want to consider getting certified in English...

  22. In Summary... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    In summary, the flavor of the month is different this month than last month... If you care, you've already failed.

    Specialization is falling out of favor a bit... Except where it isn't...

    And there's more jobs available this year than last year.

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  23. Easily answered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you aren't capable of, nor driven to, research on your own to find this answer, then you don't deserve the jobs.

    They want to hire people who can get things done....not people who just ask other people on the Internet to do their work for them.

    1. Re:Easily answered by wickedskaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Part of being driven is networking and getting solutions using all resources available to you.

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    2. Re:Easily answered by hawguy · · Score: 2

      If you aren't capable of, nor driven to, research on your own to find this answer, then you don't deserve the jobs.

      They want to hire people who can get things done....not people who just ask other people on the Internet to do their work for them.

      Which, loosely translated, means "I don't know either, but if you look hard enough you might find something, but it's probably not going to be one of the countries you'd be willing to move to".

    3. Re:Easily answered by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      Very true. Most major tech centers (India, UK, Germany, and many other European countries) have visa requirements that are at least as strict as the US. And many of the up-and-coming tech countries (like China) pay so little compared to Western standards (unless you work for a foreign company, which isn't really relevant then) that you probably wouldn't want to move there for the job anyway.

    4. Re:Easily answered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK and Germany aren't nearly as strict as USA. If you can get a company to sponsor you and qualify as a knowledge worker, it's pretty doable.

    5. Re:Easily answered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *blink*

      The UK is a tech center? Last I checked, the options here are a little bit thin if you're not interested in either "Crank out some awful ASP.NET app for the kind of money you'd make at Starbucks" or "Prostitute yourself to an investment bank". The only major tech company based in the UK that I can name is ARM.

      Up until recently the entry requirements were pretty reasonable, too. If you're in your twenties, have a university degree in something like CS, and have a few thousand GBP to your name you could pretty much come on in and apply for jobs at your leisure. That's if you're not an EU citizen, in which case you have the right to work here by default. A pity they introduced that quota system recently, though.

    6. Re:Easily answered by YttriumOxide · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most major tech centers (India, UK, Germany, and many other European countries) have visa requirements that are at least as strict as the US.

      I'm a non-German citizen living and working in Germany for the last five years. To move over here, I just needed a letter from the company saying they wanted to hire me. I took that to the German embassy where I was living (Australia) who provided me with a work visa. Once that ran out, I just turned up at the appropriate govt dept, gave them evidence I am still working and they renewed it. No fuss, no big questions, all very easy and straightforward.

      Right now, our company is going through the same procedure to hire a friend of mine from back in Australia and bring him over here. Doesn't seem to be any more difficult for him now than it was for me then.

      From what I've heard about the US, it's significantly more difficult and complex (although I don't have any first hand experience); so I'm not really sure I'd agree with your statement.

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  24. My experience looking for a Job by atari2600a · · Score: 1

    Here in CA, if you want to be a technician you either have to have certs OR a degree in a related field OR experience-- all three of those appear to be wildly interchangeable unless it's a bureaucratic environment where a certification ACTUALLY IS required. That, & if you want to be a technician of any sort you have to have a valid Class-C license & a car, so you're fucked if you drive a bike with a milk-crate tied to the luggage rack.

  25. CISSP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even that one has lost its pizzazz. I paid thousands of dollars getting mine and keeping it current for years and years. I finally let it expire since it really bears zero weight anymore amongst anyone who knows it's really just a middle-management cert, and means diddly squat when it comes to actual 21st century IT security practices and requirements.

  26. "IT degree?" by NSash · · Score: 1

    I didn't know you could even get a degree in "IT". Which department at a university would offer that?

    1. Re:"IT degree?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CIS - computer information systems

    2. Re:"IT degree?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DeVry?

    3. Re:"IT degree?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawrence Technological University. They have a BSIT program and the acronym describes it perfectly.

  27. that's why it's work to hire by db10 · · Score: 1

    Almost every position around here is work to hire, and that's based on reality: companies don't want to invest in sales-people for IT positions.

  28. Pay declines by 1% -- ooh scary!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuff said.

  29. RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 2000, my company flew 20 system administrators to a week-long course all day Monday to Thursday. On Friday, we had to take the exam: a four-part lab and long test (100 questions if I recall correctly). The four-part lab was hard. Everyone had one computer assigned to him. The instructor would load a disk image onto each computer. The OS was broken or mis-configured in some way. For example, it might not boot, or you couldn't logon, or it might not load a webpage. You had to figure out how it was broken and how to fix it on your own. We had no access to internet, but I think you could use the manual (not that it would help you directly).

    I had studied every night for a month before the class. I studied again every night Monday through Thursday during our class. During Friday's exam, I think it took me around 30 minutes on average to fix each of the four broken OS images. By the time I finished, many of my coworkers were still on the first or second problem. When the results came back, I was the only person who passed. Our of 20 people our company paid to fly across the country and put up in a hotel, I was the only person who earned a RHCE certificate. My conclusion: I respect anyone who has it. It certainly has no resemblance to a certificate that requires only a multiple-choice exam taken at some Prometric franchise.

  30. What about SCJP? by curious.corn · · Score: 1

    Hi all, in all this discussion about Cisco, RedHat and Microsoft certs no-one has yet mentioned the Java certifications; I'm talking about SCJP 6.0 (now renamed OCPJP 6, with 7 in beta), SCJD and the other certs for Java enterprise application development. Any opinions about these?

    I'm skimming through an SCJP manual and - while I already know most of it - there are more than a few small details that did bite me back... but I'm still debating whether it's worth the effort to actually take the exam.

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  31. Recruiters and MCSE/MCEs by tubs · · Score: 1

    Whenever I've thought of looking for a new job, I've found that the first filter that agencies apply is "IT Certs", more specifically Microsoft certs..

    My most direct experience of this was when a recruiter rang me up saying that I was ideal for the job, had the right experience, the right skill sets, worked in the right industry etc. I do have qualifications (ie intials after my name), he asked about what there were and the converstaion went like this

    Him "So, it's not an MCSE?"
    Me "No, its chartered professional qualifictaion, more along the lines of a Masters degree"
    Him "So not from microsoft?"
    Me "No, not from microsoft"
    Him "Ah, I'll get back to you"

    I didn't hear anything back ...

    Agencies, and I then assume HR departments ask for MCSEs etc to filter out, well everyone that doesn't have them, the assumption seemingly being that you're wasting their time if you don't.

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    1. Re:Recruiters and MCSE/MCEs by ledow · · Score: 1

      Recruitment agencies are worthless, no matter the country or the profession. Reed, the largest recruitment company in the UK, has an horrendous reputation precisely because they know NOTHING about the areas they dabble in. Anyone who uses someone like Reed exclusively is not someone you want to work for.

      When I left uni, I started my own business. When the time came to start a "real job" (as my mother called it), I merely put word out. I did sign onto some websites, agencies etc. but got nothing worthwhile back at all.

      The first recruiter to call offering me a job? It was for a car sales firm, liaising with their shops to make sure the mother company was doing everything it could for them. Not IT-related at all. I have *no* idea how they narrowed me into their final candidates for interview but they did. The quote, mid-way through the interview was "Ah, f***ing Reed. Working their magic again". The company concerned were just as pissed off as I was and, ironically, offered me the job. I politely declined. I was basically shoved into the interview under false pretences in order to fulfil their quota of candidates. Needless to say, I removed myself from their records rather harshly.

      My girlfriend - she's a genetic scientist. She went to Reed Healthcare to get her first job (been studying, researching, etc. right up until she turned 32). They specialise in fulfilling medical positions. The Reed interviewer asked her what genetic meant, and if she was a nurse.

      It's not just that particular company, though, they are all like it. They only have one thing in mind - getting their fee / commission by providing enough candidates for interview. If they can do it without being totally laughed out of the room, even better, but the people who use agencies don't get to see what the agency rejected (so they can just lie and say there was nobody else suitable).

      And if you're looking for work, most agencies don't understand what you do for a living anyway, don't know what to look for, and do little that you couldn't do yourself. Even the HR department probably doesn't know but unless they CARE about the position, they won't CARE about whether their requirements are suitable or not.

      Hell, my brother (a Mathematics and Astrophysics graduate with good IT skills) was told by an agency to apply for an IT tech suppport position - but didn't bother to check if he had a driving licence which the position required. The VERY LAST question on the interview mentioned it obliquely, he queried it, then had to apologise for wasting their time.

      If a company uses a recruitment agency it's either to fill up their numbers (i.e. we already know we'll hire internally, but this way we can say we advertised the position), or because they don't care about getting the best person for the job. If they did care, they'd do the job themselves (that's the point of a HR department!). If they do the job themselves and are blinkered by things like basic IT certifications, it means they don''t care about hiring a person good for the job, but one that ticks the boxes for some manager somewhere.

      I have no certifications. I have actively refused to take them (I consider them a vendor-specific waste-of-money that functions only as an advertisement for the vendor). I have never had a problem finding work (except where Reed are involved!) and have sometimes been hired precisely BECAUSE I was the person who had more experience than certifications. I've ever been hired via a recruitment agency that specialised in IT. But there, the recruitment agent probably knew more about IT than I did - he certainly pressed me for lots of obscure technical details! And even in that case, I found him for a specific job he had advertised, not the other way around.

      It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you hire badly, you'll only ever hire bad people (i.e. those with certs over experience), and nobody "good" will want to work with you. If you hire well you'll only ever hire good people and the good people will want to work with you.

  32. Thanks to the OP and to the FA by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    for stating the bloody obvious. I dont have a single certification, yet a "successful" career since 1993.

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  33. Weighing certifications while hiring by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sort resumes into two piles: those with IT certifications and those without. Those without are evaluated first, and those candidates given priority. Those with will be considered only if the first batch doesn't yield enough strong candidates.

    Why? Because anyone naive enough to think that certifications are anything other than cash cows for vendors lacks essential critical thinking skills. They're naive and easily scammed: in fact, they've put the evidence of the latter right in front of me. Such people are simply not up to the task for handling responsible security roles (which is what I hire for): the first competent phisher to come along will easily fool them.

    I already have a large number of clueless users who, just like everyone else's clueless users, will find numerous creative ways to get themselves and thus the IT infrastructure into trouble. I don't need staff members who are just as bad; I need staff members who are cynical, hardened, ruthless bastards to even have fighting chance of keeping this operation modestly secure.

    1. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by captbob2002 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Careful, some of us with cert may agree with you but we went out and got them in order to get past the HR weenies that throw away resumes that lack the appropriate buzzwords/acronyms.

    2. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you value what people think about certs over experience or other forms of education? Remind me to never work for you. You're a short sighted git who's shrugging off worthy candidates based on a bias that simply holds no water.

    3. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is pretty silly. There are tons of folks out there with certifications that their employer paid for (in fact I would unscientifically suspect most certifications are sponsored by an employer).

      LIke myself. Basically I was given the option of getting a RHCE for free and with pay as a reward for good performance so over the course of a year I got to take several weeks "off" (actually sitting in a classroom while being paid) and I got a certification out of it.... a curious little bullet to stick on the page under my masters degree and above my skill set. In the classes sure I met some people like you describe, but I also met some extremely competant Solaris sys admins (for example) whose employers simply wanted to kick start their transition to Linux rather than learn the basics the hard (and time consuming) way.

    4. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because anyone naive enough to think that certifications are anything
      other than cash cows for vendors lacks essential critical thinking skills. They're naive
      and easily scammed...

      Or they understand that they need their resume to get through the HR gauntlet of "oh look, shiny certifications!" before it ever reaches your desk. If I could create one resume for HR and another (more relevant) one for the hiring manager I would.

    5. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're being unfair to some of your candidates. Every employer I've ever had has been willing to reimburse you for any certifications you get. I'm seriously considering getting a CCIE, not because I want the paper but because I want to learn about networking. So if I can improve my own knowledge, and do it for free, then why wouldn't I do it? And why wouldn't I put "CCIE" on my resume? A lot of HR people and hiring managers care about that stuff, and in fact the CCIE is even well-regarded (as certifications go, anyway) by many technical people.

      This is the kind of shit that makes job hunting so frustrating. At some companies, you need certs just to get past the HR filter, no matter how qualified you are. At other companies, having certs will apparently get your resume thrown in the trash, no matter how qualified you are. And there is no way to know from the outside which company you're dealing with. You just have to play the odds and hope you make it to an interview, where how many certifications you have no longer matters at all (no matter which type of company you're at).

    6. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, Have you tried looking for a job in the last ten years? EVERY SINGLE ONE demands these certs. You are the clueless one.

    7. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by jittles · · Score: 1

      I did once work for a company that offered free certificate training / examinations for their products. They were pretty stringent about the tests too. At the time they offered one certificate, I was one of only 6 people in the entire company (or world) that knew how to setup and run the system. Yet I was unable to pass the certification test (because I didn't memorize a few things having to do with the physical requirements of the system). Anyone of that company's customers could come in, take a few weeks of training, and take the test for free. That didn't mean you would get the cert, but you were only out your airfare and hotel costs!

    8. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by pwileyii · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you on certifications and I guess your entire attitude about IT in general. I will proudly say that is have the CISSP and a CCNA certifications. My employer paid for the CISSP because it looks good to our clients and I learned some stuff in the process. Speaking of critical thinking, do you think the way you don't even give people with certifications a chance passes the fairness test or the relevancy test? In addition, you make a huge assumption about people with certifications, that they are naive and easily scammed, and claim that the evidence is that they have a cert. You smell of personal bias and that is counter to the "essential critical thinking skills" of which you speak.

    9. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a websphere cert, but it's because IBM (or my employer) paid for it, regardless, where may i apply for such a fine institution ?

    10. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Xacid · · Score: 2

      Well played, troll. Well played...

    11. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by packetplumber · · Score: 1

      So the fact that my employer requires certification (Cisco Partner) shows that I lack critical thinking skills? My thought process didn't involve much critical thinking, I'll admit. I like having a roof over my head and food to eat so when my choice was to take some tests or lose my job, I capitulated and agreed to get certified (the job market isn't great in my smallish city and I have no desire to move from this lovely area). I like where I work and actually did learn a few things while I prepared for the certs (plus they help to get past the HR goons some employers have should I ever leave). While I agree that certifications don't mean anything in regards to an individual's technical ability, assuming that all candidates with certifications are incompetent shows a lack of critical thinking on your part (just like assuming all candidates that have a certification are qualified). Perhaps your generalization is right in most cases (I worked with a CCNA that completely forgot to connect the access switches back to the distribution switch when I sent him on a simple switch replacement!).

      If this generalization makes your management job easier, more power to you. I've had too many bosses that make business decisions solely based on their personal beliefs and have no desire to work for closed-minded individuals that lack the ability to analyze a simple resume, let alone more complex technical documentation. Learning that a potential boss frequently makes assumptions upfront would save me from having to find another job after having this revelation while being employed by them.

    12. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by ediron2 · · Score: 2

      This. My certs came either from consulting work where clients were begging for a particular cert or where management was willing to pay for coursework and a cert that gave me advanced skills in a given subject. And now I'm taking PhD classwork part-time.

      Never Stop Learning.

  34. Re:RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass by philipmather · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seonded, and it still is the case in 2011. I'd done the RHCT on RHEL 5 under my own steam and my company paid for me and a handful of others to do the RHCSA/RHCE on RHCE 6. I would have done the same course as you and sat both exams on the Friday, RHCSA in the morning and RHCE in the afternoon. I passed both and at least 4 of my collegues did as well (although one used to work for Redhat as a trainer so it was a bit of a given), however we have several perfectly/very good sysadmins who failed.
    It's not a gimme and requires actual hands-on expiriece, the course is crammed with around an average of 40-60 pages of material a day.

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  35. I finally understand - thanks Slashdot! by badzilla · · Score: 2

    If you don't get all the certs you will never get past the dumb HR filters. But if you do get the certs the experienced interviewing manager will snicker at your book-learning naivety and reject you as not hard-core enough.

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  36. Re:RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass by slaughts · · Score: 5, Informative

    I couldn't agree more. I used to think that the RHCE was a joke, and anyone could get one, but after taking the exam last year, I definitely respect anyone that passes it. I've been using Linux for 15+ years, and I found it very challenging. I struggled with a few of the things I don't do on a day-to-day basis, but having years of experience I was able to work through them.

  37. WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in an award-winning IT department. I'm a UNIX admin. (AIX). I will start to worry when half of the couple hundred co-workers stop asking me how to move files. For the fancy-schmancy new tech, people still don't know the basics, and some how get jobs. So keep 'em comin, all you 'Sr. Programmer Analysts'.

    1. Re:WRONG by captbob2002 · · Score: 1

      Amen!

  38. Remember when.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT didn't get whored out as some pseudo marketing department. I could give a shit about your vertical alignment agility. I'm going to die poor.

  39. Won't Hire Certs by echusarcana · · Score: 1

    I won't hire based on Certifications and never will. Certification courses are typically filled with the unemployed and unemployable, paid for by Unemployment Insurance. A university degree with some demonstration of engineering aptitude is the only thing that is going to get you hired with me.

  40. 1-2 years real work in IT is better then 9 years by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    1-2 years real work in IT is better then 9 years in a class room hell at max I say 2 years pure class room is the max befor real work skills and maybe some DROP IN continuing education after working for a few years.

  41. university degree is not a IT degree and it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want a job in IT, you don't take a CS degree. It's as simple as that and I still can't fathom why people can't get it through their bloody heads.

    I am in a computer science degree at university. The goal of the degree is NOT to make you a good programmer or sysadmin or whatever. It's about making you a scientist (you know, the S after C?). Research, learning, development, touching a little of everything... so you can take a Master's degree in whichever direction you'd prefer. You're getting groomed up for R&D and academia, not working at Cisco.

    If you want those kinds of skills, you should be looking at a professional degree in information technology, programming, analyst or if you're motivated, a computer engineering degree. Those are all fairly different from a CS degree because they're specifically geared towards making you work with tools and be hands-on.

    I have absolutely nothing against IT or engineering, but I do have something against IT guys and engineers who complain that CS doesn't teach them IT. Do you also complain that a mathematics degree doesn't teach you about accounting?

  42. Certification culture discourages competence by hessian · · Score: 1

    The old way: look at a candidate, see what they can do, see what they have done, and give them a try.

    The new way: do they have the cert? Oh okay, they do, hire them and ignore anyone else who does not have that cert.

    The problem is that certs, as relatively narrow tests, involve a certain amount of studying and not any kind of broad knowledge, or any testing of attributes like problem-solving that are essential to this field.

  43. Only out-dated certs noted in the article.. by MaerD · · Score: 1

    The certs noted in the article are almost all for products that aren't on the edge of technology anymore, and in one case was for a specific version of that technology. I bet the number of jobs in those areas are also shrinking a bit. The article also notes that certs for jobs that are the most "in demand" have growing salaries.

    All in all, the article is crying wolf.

    (Also.. for those of you who are managers and don't like certified people: Some of the certs out there require hands-on experience to be proven.. research before you reject all certifications out of hand).

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  44. Real value of certs? by dave562 · · Score: 1

    How many of you who are working IT full time have up to date certifications? The only certs I ever got were my Novell CNA when I was in high school, and then a couple of Microsoft certifications in the Server/Workstation 2000 era.

    Every time the discussion of certifications came up in interviews, I always told the truth. "I was too busy solving problems in the real world to spend what little free time I had left studying for certification tests. Look at my job history if you doubt my technical competencies."

    FWIW - I'm currently the senior technical resource / manager with total operational responsibility for a SaaS environment that generates millions of dollars in revenue every quarter.

    I am not sure if my experience is typical though. Do certs really help with career development, or are they just used as a filter by HR drones during the early stages of a candidate search?

  45. 10 years of HMTL5 experience by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Looked good on my resume! BR Probably in some braindead job re somewhere.

  46. Microsoft A+ is the only reasonable certificate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihDngZQOsM because being Microsoft A+ certified will get you ANYWHERE.