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Simulators Take the Humans Out of Hiring

Hugh Pickens writes "Ken Gaebler discusses a new way of hiring called 'employment simulations,' which are gaining popularity among high-tech firms that are seeking data from prospective employees that you can't get from sit-down interviews. In a typical employment simulation, candidates participate in online 'video games' that leverage simulation software to determine how well candidates perform in actual job situations. 'There are no questions about your former work experience and office habits. There's simply a computer game. If you win, you get the job. If you lose, game over.' As one example, call centers are very amenable to simulations because the work environment (a series of computer programs and databases) is relatively easy to replicate and the tasks that make up job performance are easy to measure (data entry speed and accuracy, customer service, multitasking, etc). Other employment simulation programs have been written for healthcare, insurance, retail sales, financial services, hospitality and travel, manufacturing and automotive, and telecom and utilities. But skeptics say employment simulators and other computer-based hiring models have some drawbacks. 'Like any technology, the effectiveness of employment simulations is limited to the quality of the software and its accessibility to users,' says Gaebler."

143 comments

  1. Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would I want to have an employer with that kind of approach and attitude to managing employees?

    1. Re:Good luck with that by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Presumably, they'll just get employees who can simulate working. While goofing off.

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    2. Re:Good luck with that by darkob · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because you need a job.

    3. Re:Good luck with that by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      Why would I want to have an employer with that kind of approach and attitude to managing employees?

      Don't worry, before too long these simulators will be used to measure the ability of robots to fill the job instead of humans. Then we'll really be able to "take the human out of hiring".

    4. Re:Good luck with that by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to have an employer with that kind of approach and attitude to managing employees?

      Because you need to eat? And all employers are doing the same?

      Maybe your question was geared towards: should we, as a society, allow that kind of thing? Isn't it more important to ensure general population happiness than allowing this latest Kafkaesque fad that probably does little except annoying people? Then it would be a very good question.

    5. Re:Good luck with that by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having good references from previous jobs that you've been at for 5+ years in no way means that you can actually do the work. It could just be that you're a very good slacker who can bullshit their way out of doing work.

      For every Dilbert, there's two Wallys.

    6. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that approach carries beyond the hiring phase, you'll be giving status reports to a licensed video game character. (Turning on "gravity mode" for your boss might be a HR violation.)

      P.S.

      I took the test for an office gig, but failed when I shield-slammed three people asking where to find the toner cartridges.

    7. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because living in refrigerator box does not appeal to you?

    8. Re:Good luck with that by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, you could always work for an employer who uses HR drones instead.

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    9. Re:Good luck with that by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Having good references from previous jobs that you've been at for 5+ years in no way means that you can actually do the work. It could just be that you're a very good slacker who can bullshit their way out of doing work.

      ... which makes them management material ... :-p

      For every Dilbert, there's two Wallys.

      What I can't help wondering is how soon some start-up will offer to help you literally "game the system?"

    10. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This didn't happen to me when I was looking for a job in '00, but one conclusion I've drawn while looking at the job market the past couple of years is that pretty much everyone who's hiring is just trying to find a very reasonable-sounding way of ordering job applicants to "Dance, monkey!" This goes for the famous, profitable companies like Google, though they say "Dance, should-have-gone-to-graduate-school monkey! For two or three days, straight!"

    11. Re:Good luck with that by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      For every Dilbert, there's two Wallys.

      It's a Wally World. The moose at the door should have told you.

    12. Re:Good luck with that by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      For a long time, I've felt like high-level managers are an easy target to replace humans with machines. They all have basic rules like "when the company loses money, lay off employees" and "when sales are good raise prices". Or "if vender == Microsoft, approve the purchase". And they don't even have to do a good job. It really could be reduced to an algorithm.

    13. Re:Good luck with that by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well, isn't that exactly what these simulations are already doing replacing HR (human resources) staff with computers.

      Simulation testing does off course make sense in measuring 'part' of what makes a good employee. Trust an reliability are also off value, well, they used to be.

      I mean can you ever really trust honest employees with integrity to lie to and cheat your customers for maximum profits. Nasty of greed driven catch 22 there, if they will lie and cheat for you, they will also lie and cheat from you.

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    14. Re:Good luck with that by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      "We've got a bug in our production line software, you have 3 hours to write and deploy the fix."
      two hours later...
      "Thank you, we'll interview you again when we have another bug."

    15. Re:Good luck with that by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Do you want fries with that?
      Do you want fries with that?
      Do you want fries with that?
      Do you want fries with that?
      Do you want fries with that?
      How many fucking times do I have to say that, sir?
      Until you die, son. Now do it again.

    16. Re:Good luck with that by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I pressed the wrong button and hit the secretary with the clipboard instead of giving it to her :-(

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  2. But can the simulator tell me ... by brokeninside · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that candidate x plays well with others?

    Technical skills (as in the technical ability to perform the tasks of the position) are only half the equation, if that. Plenty of people that have the technical chops for a given position just aren't a good fit for the position because either they don't have people skills at all, or they don't fit in well with the corporate culture, or have some other impediment to being a valuable employee that won't show up in a simulation.

    As an example, I helped interview a very technically skilled person a few years ago. She really had the technical chops. Nevertheless I recommended against hiring her because she kept cutting me off in mid-sentence during the interview. My boss (and her boss) disagreed with my assessment and the candidate was hired. Technically she did quite well. But the way that she ultimately left the company was filled with the sort of drama that we all could have done without.

    1. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by vlm · · Score: 2

      Yeah as if THAT can't be faked at a human powered interview. This is better, because no one "important" takes the blame for being conned during the interview process.

      There is the "median" problem that the median skilled person gets stuck in the median job position and its management's job to make it work, so they failed in your anecdote, eh... Everyone likes to think they're the top 1% of whatever skills they have, be it programming languages or BSing (soft skills). 100% of personnel trying to find the top 1% is a waste of time for all concerned.

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    2. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by qwak23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Humans and computers each have areas in which they excel, though neither is perfect in those areas. A good process should try and take into account the strengths of the judge for any given criteria. In the past we relied solely on human judgement because we had no other choice. Now we can put together a system that relies on both human and computer based judgement and exploit the areas in which they each excel.

    3. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by hitmark · · Score: 0

      No wonder that Aspergers seems more and more like a illness...

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    4. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To play devil's advocate:
      If you're talking about a position that doesn't involve much dealing with people, the human side of things may be a matter of discrimination rather than just being nice. For instance, if somebody starts speaking in African-American Vernacular English or Spanglish as they get less guarded (because they're excited or comfortable with the interviewer), some people will hold that against them, even if they're being perfectly polite and respectful.

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    5. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like this has to be an either-or, my hiring experience has been that there's a lot of interviews and relatively little practical testing of skills. I guess the closest I came was a company that tested me for logic, math and reading comprehension but there were no tests on the subjects and tools I claimed to know, just interview questions. Most the hiring WTFs I read about are people that smooth talked their way through the interviews, like coders that couldn't code their way out of a paper bag. Most of the time you can find some way make good people with bad personalities productive, easier than the other way around. Of course in an ideal world we'd like just good people with good personalities, but reality is a compromise.

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    6. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      they don't fit in well with the corporate culture

      Perhaps you should also wonder why anybody would want to fit into the corporate culture. When a man takes a corporate job, it's solely because he needs the money; if he had a choice, he would no doubt go elsewhere. Congratulations to all those big companies, who have succeeded in creating an environment nobody wants, where people nobody likes design products nobody buys.

    7. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which is normal because "African-American Vernacular English" (so much politicaly correct terms in one expression make me dizzy) and Spanglish are, well, incorrect forms of english. It's not about being polite and respectful. It's just plain wrong grammar and orthograph.

      No, it is not. They are a variant version of English, but not "incorrect". This is like claiming that British English is bad orthography, because they spell "honor" as "honour", and that it has bad grammar, because they treat collective nouns as plurals, "my bank are nice."

      If you want to say that it's not the desired REGISTER of English, then you would have some traction there. However, they are valid and correct forms of English, that are nonetheless nonconformant with formal American English registers. The same way "ain't" is actually a word, and is perfectly grammatical.

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    8. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is like claiming that British English is bad orthography

      British English has the virtual of having a whole country (actually many countries) where it is widely used in business. Those other variants don't. Hence, they are not "valid and correct" for general business use.

    9. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known too many people with good personalities who really tried to code and just couldn't do it well. Meanwhile, I've been dinged on performance reviews because of a tendency to snap at people who ask the same question several times. I've learned to bite my tongue and be more tolerant of the incompetents and barely competent people around me. Most of the incompetents have been fired eventually. It would have been better for them and the company if they hadn't been hired. We would have found better people and they most likely would have found employment in a line of work more suited towards them.

      Having said that, you really need human interviews for positions that deal with the public. A simulator for a sales position? WTF????

    10. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory one drives a business to success, in part, by spending lots of money on the really important mission-critical things and not spending money where the returns are low.

      Spending money on the interview process ensures that you get really good people. Then you don't wind up needing to spend as much on training (since your people are all livelong learners), problem resolution with clients (since good people produce higher quality products), consultants (since good people can self-organize and figure out how to augment their own team deficits) etc.

      In practice, however, executives tend to think that there is a strong effect of diminishing returns when spending time/money on the interview process, and those costs should be minimized so the money could instead be spend on that which is of first importance: their own salaries.

       

    11. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by russotto · · Score: 1

      AAVE and Spanglish are mutually incomprehensible with each other and with standard American English. Whether you call them dialects or merely incorrect forms of standard American English, they're not a good choice for communication in most large American companies. If you can't speak a language/dialect closer to standard American English, that's a minus.

      (Note that AAVE is usually considered a dialect, but Spanglish is not)

    12. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm impressed. I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or have actually have political correctness rammed up your arse that far.

    13. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      AAVE and Spanglish are mutually incomprehensible with each other and with standard American English. Whether you call them dialects or merely incorrect forms of standard American English, they're not a good choice for communication in most large American companies. If you can't speak a language/dialect closer to standard American English, that's a minus.

      (Note that AAVE is usually considered a dialect, but Spanglish is not)

      Indeed, they are not suitable for business and such, which is why programs have been started trying to teach Standard American English to speakers of AAVE, and Spanglish. There is a definite privilege and wider opportunities if you speak SAE, and not AAVE or Spanglish alone.

      I wasn't really attempting to establish that AAVE and Spanglish don't have disadvantages, but rather solely attacking the argument that they are "orthographically and grammatically incorrect".

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    14. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm impressed. I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or have actually have political correctness rammed up your arse that far.

      It's called knowing fucking linguistics. The science simply does not support the prejudices of people who want to say that AAVE is just sloppy or incorrect English.

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    15. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is like claiming that British English is bad orthography

      British English has the virtual of having a whole country (actually many countries) where it is widely used in business. Those other variants don't. Hence, they are not "valid and correct" for general business use.

      They are indeed not a good choice for general business, however that doesn't make them invalid, or incorrect.

      I could speak perfectly grammatical German, and have impeccable German spelling, but that wouldn't make it a good choice for doing business in the USA. In the same way AAVE is simply not a good choice. One might say it's an "incorrect choice" as well, but it doesn't make the language "grammatically and orthographically incorrect".

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    16. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are an asshole. Just because someone cut you off in mid sentence doesn't mean it was a problem with them, maybe it was a problem with you. Maybe you are just butt hurt because she was better than you, go fuck yourself. You are the kind of person that makes it so hard for someone who actually knows what the fuck they are doing to get a job, die in a fire.

    17. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Susan, is that you?

    18. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spending money on the interview process ensures that you get really good people.

      In theory. In practice, there's lots of ways to kill money on interviews while receiving the same quality of results -- many of them championed by proponents with only anecdotal evidence.

      In practice, however, executives tend to think that there is a strong effect of diminishing returns when spending time/money on the interview process

      Perhaps because they don't know a more expensive interview process that's actually more effective? MBAs invent interview methods, and MBAs and science don't mix well.

    19. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      I think it depends a lot on the type of job. Hiring an airline pilot based on their skill at flying a (realistic) aircraft simulator is not a bad idea. Hiring a sales person based on their interaction with a computer program is probably completely wrong.

      While computerized testing has all sorts of problems, so does standard HR hiring. I think the extent to which you can use tests depends completely on the type of position you are hiring.

    20. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I've been dinged on performance reviews because of a tendency to snap at people who ask the same question several times.

      Not working well with others is one thing, but going so far as to become violent and actually bite or nip at them is another. If you were a dog I'd call the local shelter to have you put to sleep. Civilized people don't attempt to eat each other for any reason. And biting someone for being stupid is particularly perverse and insensitive.

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    21. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Proper British English is not universal in Great Britain, there's tons of slang and vernacular around. Some even refuse proper English for fear of violating their class roots or some such nonsense. But you're not going to be a BBC presenter without knowing how to speak it properly on command.

    22. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But the way that she ultimately left the company was filled with the sort of drama that we all could have done without."

      Managers would figure out the reason why she'd "cut you off in mid sentence" and help the person grow into her roll.

      Children bash people over the head repeatedly expecting the situation to improve when really all you're doing is beating the stupid into people.

      Which one are you? I think we all know.

    23. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by kubajz · · Score: 1

      Playing well with others is not easy to test but it's possible - often tested in assessment centers, if you heard about exercises like "stranded on a deserted island" or "build a Lego bridge", plus being observed throughout a whole day of testing.

      One question that no testing can answer, at least to my knowledge, is "is the candidate lazy"? :o)

    24. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, then it's political correctness.

    25. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off you spoiled brat. If the bitch is rude, I won't hire her either.

    26. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You don't seem like a troll, so I'll just post a few definitions:

      snap at someone
      to speak sharply or angrily to someone.

      3
      a : to retort to or interrupt curtly and irritably
      b : to utter curtly or abruptly

      3 [transitive, intransitive] to speak or say something in an impatient, usually angry, voice
      "Don't just stand there," she snapped.

      Yes, the figurative meaning is based on the literal meaning when animals try to bite someone, but unless you are talking about children raised by wolves it's not meant literally with people...

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    27. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's all about culture. People in power determine which form of a language is used and people who want to ascend to that level imitate those in power. It's perfectly fine to use AAVE or Spanglish at your job, but don't expect to advance very far. People in power like people who are similar to themselves and pose no threat. Language is one way we determine just how much someone is like "us."

    28. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      ...and that is why cyborgs will claim all the jobs, and leave humans and computers unemployed. ;)

    29. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Everything you said is true, except...

      Actually, it's all about culture.

      Linguistics is more than just the study of phonology, morphology, syntax, semantics and pragmatics. There is also a lot of study in how languages are used by cultures, and how it intertwines itself with culture.

      So, yes, everything you said is dead fucking on, but I learned about that information from linguistics classes, and linguistics studies, so while it might be "all about culture", it's also linguistics.

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    30. Re:But can the simulator tell me ... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Oh, then it's political correctness.

      It's no more PC than saying that it's racist to suggest that people with African ancestors have an increased chance of sickle cell anemia.

      Meaning, it may align with "PC usage", but it's backed up by scientific fact. So, the protest against PC by the people who demand that the Truth is brutally honest, and we shouldn't sugar coat things, falls apart. And the rebel-against-PC response should be to such people, "suck it up, AAVE (previously known as Black English Vernacular) is a perfectly valid register and/or dialect of speech, and the only reason it's looked upon as being 'lazy' speech is because of a general cultural view of the culture that uses it."

      Need more evidence? British English uses "lazy" articulation just as much as AAVE, except somehow we view the articulation as being more "proper" or "intelligent", again, strictly due to stereotypes placed upon the culture itself, rather than evaluating the properties of the language itself.

      And for the record, AAVE has more tenses than Standard American English... so much for the language being "lazy" or "stupid".

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  3. Effectiveness depends on quality? by Cyphase · · Score: 2

    Like any technology, the effectiveness of the human interview process is limited to the quality of the interviewers and their accessibility to interviewees.

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  4. Air Traffic Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ATC have been doing this for years, but it's part of a multi-layered hiring approach

    1. Re:Air Traffic Control by Hellswaters · · Score: 2

      Same with the guys in the air. Most airlines flying anything from twin props, to A380's do a sim eval. Again, part of multi tiered hiring approach, but still exists. And a lot of the airlines that do not have a sim eval, will frequently go one further, and do it in the real plane.

  5. this is how I got my last job by condour75 · · Score: 4, Funny

    defending the frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

    1. Re:this is how I got my last job by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty good at GTA, and I just got a call from some guy called 'Lucky' Lou Scarlotti.

    2. Re:this is how I got my last job by msk · · Score: 1

      Did your recruiter look like Troy McClure?

  6. We could do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Here's a blank PC, a Fedora DVD. and an internet connection. Write me a 'hello world' powerpc
    linux executable. I'll be back in an hour to see how much progress you've made. Extra credit if
    it runs on that eval board in the box over there"

    1. Re:We could do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be back in an hour to see how much progress you've made

      An hour later .....

      Interviewee" "Downloading updates...."

      You: "There's a cot over there, food in that fridge, I'll check in tomorrow morning."

    2. Re:We could do that. by qwak23 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fortunately for me, I'm an expert at porting "hello world" across multiple platforms.

      Ask me to code anything else, and you're probably SOL.

    3. Re:We could do that. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm ... google Hello world powerpc, click on the first link and scroll a bit down until you find the assembly. Now you only have to find a powerpc assembler and linker, and you're done.

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    4. Re:We could do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a) echo "Hello World"

      b) cat > hello.pl
      #!/usr/bin/perl -wT
      use strict;
      print "Hello World\n";
      ctrl-d
      chmod 750 hello.pl ./hello.pl

      Both should work on most unix platforms.

    5. Re:We could do that. by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2

      Perfect assignment then, since that sort of thing happens frequently.

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    6. Re:We could do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he wants an executable, so I assume that means he doesn't want a shell script.

      Ooooh, it's so hard to use pico and gcc... :] Or even cat and gcc, given that it's just hello world.

    7. Re:We could do that. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      We actually did something like that when we interviewed Unix sysadmins a couple months ago, except instead of writing a program they had to install and configure a certain package correctly on a virtual machine.

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    8. Re:We could do that. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      that's a hell of a test for flipping burgers

    9. Re:We could do that. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      An hour?

    10. Re:We could do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Here's a blank PC, a Fedora DVD. and an internet connection. Write me a 'hello world' powerpc
      linux executable. I'll be back in an hour to see how much progress you've made. Extra credit if
      it runs on that eval board in the box over there"

      You come back and the candidate has done it but somehow the distro he used is Debian. You ask why and how but he only tells you "There's only 1 true Linux".

      But seriously, any idiot can follow prompts to install Fedora and look up a couple of cross compiler switches. Unless this is even remotely related to the job, you're just playing idiotic games and either lots of candidates will manage it, or you'll get the one that's sat longest installing Linux in his mother's basement.

      Best questions I've seen get a user to read and write real code. Read to explain gist of the code. Write to show you can write a code snippet in a timely manner.

  7. Cthulhu 2012! - Why vote for a lesser evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If employment simulators are good at judging employment success, then these companies should be willing and enthusiastic about making these simulators Freely available to anybody who wants to use them, and practice with them for the "interview".

    This should only increase the quality of job candidates. Somehow I imagine that these Human Resources people would just consider that cheating, or too easy. Like somebody I once met said to me, he has techniques for making the job candidate nervous during the interview. He thought that making an interview a difficult process was a good thing.

    1. Re:Cthulhu 2012! - Why vote for a lesser evil? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      You mean like SATs? No say it ain't so...

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  8. Could this be.. by teknx · · Score: 1

    A new gaming genre? First Person Recruiter

  9. // lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great news for programmers. One less layer of erroneous abstraction to deal with.

    1. Re:// lulz by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, just wait until they find out to break complex problems into pieces small enough to be solved during such interview sessions. Then they can just interview so many programmers that they ultimately have the code without paying anyone for it.

      Oh, you say breaking down the problems still requires employees? Well, the employment test could also be: "Given this problem, how would you break it down into smaller pieces to be assigned to different programmers?"

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    2. Re:// lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, just wait until they find out to break complex problems into pieces small enough to be solved during such interview sessions. {1}Then they can just interview so many programmers that they ultimately have the code without paying anyone for it.

      Oh, you say breaking down the problems still requires employees? {2}Well, the employment test could also be: "Given this problem, how would you break it down into smaller pieces to be assigned to different programmers?"

      Part 1 has already been done, but I haven't seen 2 yet. Best patent 2 quickly....

  10. My skills shall pay off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to work on that aimbot.

  11. If your job can be simulated by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it can (and likely will / should) be replaced with the simulator.

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    1. Re:If your job can be simulated by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      Sounds like hiring /interview people from HR can be replaced by a simulator.

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    2. Re:If your job can be simulated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, but it can be replaced by a Zynga-style socially addictive "Sim-Job" where you get reward points for working, or can spend real money on in-game coffees, or save points or make a bigger real-money purchase for a coffee machine for the break room, waste time going down to Kinko's to make photocopies, or save up points (or, again, shortcut this with real-money) for an office photocopy machine. This would be great - Zynga could finally bring the SOCIAL work experience to iPhone iPad, and other mobile devices. Now all it needs is someone to rip all this off from.

    3. Re:If your job can be simulated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like hiring /interview people from HR can be replaced by a simulator.

      Or buzzword matchers.

    4. Re:If your job can be simulated by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      That depends. In the call center example, I would often much rather have a human to talk to, even if they occasionally make mistakes, because the phone tree frequently doesn't have quite what I'm looking for. The people answering phones need to be able to deal with some randomness, and the test can probably provide a large enough sample of pre-programmed randomness that it can do a decent job of filtering people. And really, a lot of it would probably just be checking for some basic scenarios. Can they handle an irate person? A sad person? Somebody who wants something impossible? A confused person? A situation that they should escalate? A computer system hiccup? A request that is four clicks deep in the interface? Information that the customer provides out of order? There are a number of these, but it's finite, and in many ways, it's a combination of intelligence test, patience test, and communication ability test.

    5. Re:If your job can be simulated by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      At some point, sure. Programmers will all be out of work once computers can effectively program themselves. But right now, it's not so straightforward. The OP describes call centers, and that's a really good example - while a simulator can present call center tasks to a job candidate (with simulated customer voices, for example), a simulator responding to customer service calls would not be nearly so successful.

      A video game simulation is a controlled environment (HR can create a set of scenarios to be tested in the simulation) but real life is more random. It's up to HR to create a reasonable sample of work scenarios for the simulation, and the quality of those scenarios is directly proportional to the quality of the information you get out of the simulation. And it's also important to realize that they not claiming that simulations are the only hiring tool you'll ever need. They're just better than interviews alone (and way better than unstructured interviews, which are almost worthless).

      I will say that I don't know a single organization that uses a simulation and NOTHING else. It would be very difficult to assess characteristics like interpersonal skills and job experience. A simulation is usually just one step of a larger hurdle-based system (usually a late step, since they tend to be expensive per-applicant).

    6. Re:If your job can be simulated by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      They already use this, not kidding. When you send in a CV electronically no human sees it until a buzzword-matching program has already checked it for buzzword compliance.

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  12. Self employed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only because you've made your country so inhospitable to self-employment. Quite why you'd want to stifle new enterprise like that, I'm not sure, but there it is.

  13. Conspiracy theory: by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you know these simulations aren't being used to train A.I. replacements today!

  14. think outside the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Joe's Employment Resource Company LLC (JERC limited) come up with standard employment tests, an enterprising asshole applicant would only have to learn how to do one thing, and then pass the hire-test, work for 90 days -- the typical probation period, get terminated, and start over again.

    1. Re:think outside the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I've been successfully using this method since the 90s.

  15. or... by owlnation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firms have been taking humans out of the interview process for years. You can't seriously tell me that HR staff are human.

    This might be better than having HR staff. Let's face it, HR people are failures -- at everything. Nobody ever, ever dreamed of working in HR as a kid. Nobody ever wants to do it. Hence the only people who do have no skills, no ambition, no creativity, not much in the way of brains, and have failed at something else. And thus have a chip on their shoulder with regards to absolutely everyone with any ability whatsoever.

    This fact alone, explains why mediocrity exists in most corporations and government organizations. These clowns are the gatekeepers of everything else. This is why corporations lack the creativity and drive of smaller firms that have no HR.

    Here's a crazy thought, mimic small firms. Have managers that actually manage, and use the technology that is available for admin and personnel management. Make decisions -- especially hiring decisions -- at the lowest possible common denominator level. Empower the lowest possible level of employees, make them involved in the quality of everything the firm does. Give them pride in their jobs. Build quality from the bottom up.

    I guarantee that firing everyone in HR will increase productivity, profit and employee job satisfaction within 5 years. We simply do not need anyone working in HR in the modern age, they are a cancer at the heart of society.

    1. Re:or... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Eh. Companies need people to do taxes. Companies need people to fill legal forms and do low-level accounting. Companies need people to do background checks once a potential employee has passed muster. Companies need people to do payroll. Small companies, especially, can't afford to have lawyer or an accountant (or have the time for the CEO to) do everything. That's where I see HR people fitting.

      I absolutely agree with you that at the first level of hiring they shouldn't get involved.

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    2. Re:or... by spagthorpe · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with this. While the above description might fit a lot of people in the corporate world, it applies to many other people working in corporate jobs. I've worked a few places with some truly dedicated HR people that took pride in doing their jobs well and did. I would never have considered them stupid or having failed at everything else. Some people want a low stress 9-5 job for whatever reason...I can't imagine why. In fact, in my last big name tech company, I considered the people working a job like HR to have the brains, since they were reaping good pay and an incredible benefits package from the company, and home every night at 5pm. My engineering team was doing 60+ hour weeks.

      I do agree that HR people should not be the entry into a company, since few have a clue about the skills they are looking for.

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    3. Re:or... by Toze · · Score: 1
      Disagree slightly.

      If HR is limited to things like managing benefits packages, publishing internally generated job descriptions to job sites, pushing applicants back to the departments without gatekeeping, handling workplace complaints, and being a clearinghouse for interdepartmental transfer, then HR contributes usefully to its company. If, on the other hand, it becomes a job-defending gatekeeper that prescreens applicants, spends all its spare time coming up with workplace behaviour rules, and setting arbitrary limits on staff remuneration, then it's a parasitic infection that ought to be burned out.

      It is a sad fact that in our imperfect world, most HR departments are more like the latter than the former.

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    4. Re:or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feel this way, I guarantee you'd never had to defend against a wrongful termination suit.

    5. Re:or... by acidradio · · Score: 1

      Amen brother! Back in the day HR was largely a job role for exec and director's girlfriends/wives/mistresses/daughters so that they could find them some kind of gainful employment regardless of their job skills. I have yet to find a competent and non-bitter HR person in any company I've dealt with.

      I've lost hope in large corporations. They work so hard to create internal structure rather than product that they get too top-heavy. Once you get big enough there are so many people handling the internal structure it just becomes wasteful. You literally have whole departments whose only job is to tell employees about the benefits afforded to them. It is important for employees to know this stuff but this is a function that doesn't create products or sell products.

    6. Re:or... by Hazelfield · · Score: 1

      A study from the recruiting firm Manpower was recently published in Swedish newspapers. It listed HR manager as the number 1 job people want. "Nobody ever wants to do it" seems like quite an incorrect statement.

      Source (translated): http://translate.google.se/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=sv&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.manpower.se%2FMPNet3%2FContent.asp%3FNodeRef%3D58911%26Ref%3DSWEDEN_NORDIC%26LangID%3Dse&act=url

    7. Re:or... by andcal · · Score: 1

      wow. I think everyone has been angry at someone in HR at some point or two in their lives. But if we eliminate HR completely, who will make sure we get paid?

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  16. Yikes! by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    Another way to keep people that think outside of the box off the payroll.

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  17. this will need to stay away from the pre screening by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    this will need to stay away from the pre screening pit fills as the last thing that you need is keyword jamming on both sides or tests that are to wide or ones that test stuff that is not even needed for the job / skills that may only be needed one time a year or stuff that is like if you can do x and y we don't need you to do z.

    Or say it's better to have someone that is good at X and y but not z vs some one who is good at just z or poor to fair at all.

  18. IBM Aptitude Tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I started in computing in 1964, there were no Computer Science degrees, no certificates. IBM would select their programming staff by aptitude tests. All that was important was the established high correlation between the test and subsequent success in IBM. Since then, I have seen people with various certification who are good at passing certificate tests, but hopeless at real world issues.

    The positive side is that simulations are probably a good way of creating a threshold, however they do not supplant training, nor should they be used to support psychopathic bosses.

  19. Will the tests have be safe from discrimination? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will the tests have be safe from discrimination / be able to be modded for reasonable accommodations?

    Will they be like the personality tests that some time have poor questions? and are Personality tests poor predictors of job performance http://www.institutobios.org/perstests.pdf

  20. I don't see the problem by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I did one of these for my last call center job. It wasn't the only factor in the hiring process, but was a precursor to getting a face to face interview. Many jobs have an enormous number of applicants. Determining which ones actually have enough of the required skills to move forward is an excellent way to save time.

    1. Re:I don't see the problem by timeOday · · Score: 1
      So far yours is the ONLY reply from somebody who has actually seen one. What does it actually test?

      If this is applied in a fairly straightforward way, I think it could make sense, like a test of typing skills for a secretary job in the old days.

    2. Re:I don't see the problem by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 2

      It wasn't anything too in depth. Certainly not analogous to a video game like some of the comments here. It was basically a series of short tests for applicable skills. There was a typing speed/error rate section, then some audio listening/transcribing stuff. It's been a while and I wouldn't be surprised if newer ones are getting more in depth but the goal seems to be essentially the same.

  21. Good for EEOC? by wrencherd · · Score: 2

    More competency-based hiring has to be a good thing for employers vis a vis demonstrating compliance with equal-opportunity regulation.

    Given the demonstrable bias towards hiring people for reasons completely unrelated to ability (e.g. "attractiveness"), I would think that potential employees must favor this sort of thing as well.

    1. Re:Good for EEOC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you've never heard claims that the SAT is racist?

    2. Re:Good for EEOC? by JDG1980 · · Score: 2

      Actually, the EEOC has traditionally taken a very dim view of pencil-and-paper employment tests. While such tests are not openly discriminatory, they are often considered to have a disparate impact on minorities if they fail at a higher rate than white males.

    3. Re:Good for EEOC? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      In addition such tests also discriminate against stupid and mentally retarded applicants. How could that be considered 'fair'?

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  22. Sounds like a damned good idea to me! by malhombre · · Score: 1

    I have always hated interviews because all you are doing in most is trying to make instant friend-like connections with the interviewer, who more often than not will judge the interviewees on things that have no effect on competency to perform a given job description. Many of them even create little lists of "deal breaker" mistakes that have not a damn thing to do with how effective someone will be on the job...like were their shoes shined as well as they could be? Was their tie annoying? Were they wearing a cheap watch, even!

    If I am looking for a good technician, I don't care about his or her handwriting for instance - they are going to use an automated reporting system. I don't care about the particulars of what colors they wore to the interview - we are going to provide a standard dress code for field technicians. But in the company I used to work for, the HR people were definitely NOT persons with a technical background, they were geared towards sales and they all hoped to transfer over to sales or customer training positions. As a result, a good many of the candidates that I, as Systems Division Manager, finally got to interview were very nice, polite, cordial, and mostly incompetent for the job they would have to perform.Don't get me wrong, people skills are important for this job, but mostly in the area of keeping your cool and just being patient with stressed-out customers. It took me months of arguing to finally convince the owners of the company to let me do the initial screening prior to our little HR department, once I got the changes I wanted, the HR people could simply not believe that I had chosen the candidates that I did. But, finally, I got people who could actually perform the job requirements.

    I would have given up part of my paycheck to have had an automated simulation in place that could effectively test people for the aptitude and skills they possess!

    1. Re:Sounds like a damned good idea to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody interviews for tech jobs that way. In my last job we had a tech recruiter who forwarded good resumes. I did a lot of phone screens where I went over the person's resume and asked technical questions to find out how deeply they knew the areas that they claimed to be "experts" on. If they got past me (about 50%) then they were interviewed in depth by a couple more people and given a simple programming test. Then they got an offer.

  23. Unless by koan · · Score: 2

    Your name is Ender Wiggin.

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  24. Actually... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only that, wouldn't you want to hire a genius with 0 experience? (This is the amount of experience they will leave university with). I have been advocating this for ages. Not necessarily a computer simulation of the job, that seems unnecessary as you can test someone's abilities without one. In a call centre I would for example just get them to work a few hours and see how they do. But the principle of testing seems much more effective than relying on paperwork. I recently moved to Germany where you can't clean a toilet without the proper qualifications. I have an IT degree and while studying I learned that one can pass such a degree without actually being good at any of the skills taught. In addition I knew lot of people who could out program me in their sleep, who taught themselves while being bored of high school. If I was an employer I would want to hire those guys out of high school and avoid the university dilettantes. How? Easy: let anyone who claims to have the skills come in for testing. Give them a task: 'write a program that does this, you have 3 hours'. Read their code. I worked with a company that did this and it really worked. In my current situation I am tempted to simply photoshop my university degree to say that it certifies that I am God. That will (not) teach the Germans to rely on pieces paper.

    1. Re:Actually... by anubi · · Score: 1

      Right on!

      Find those kids who love to do this. Science fairs attract them like football fans to a game.

      Do them a big favor and snag them before some corporate bureaucracy burns them out with mindless office politics.

      They will work their a** off for you, and love doing it.

      But, like any other tool, they can be damaged by using them the wrong way. Stifle them, subject them to office politics, micromanage them, and they will most likely become bitter and sour, not of much use to anyone anymore.

      Some people derive tremendous pleasure at creating things. Others derive tremendous pleasure at controlling others and getting paid humongous salaries. The executive level determines what type will staff the company.

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    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so they can re-invent "make", re-invent "Nagios", and re-invent "CVS" with their own custom written and never completable crap that solves the problem they knew about but ignored the 20 others they'd never thought about or learned abo ut? I've seen "geniuses with zero experience" write *all* of those, and have to replace the burgeonening disasters 3 years down the line when they became completely unusable.

    3. Re:Actually... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      We had this system. It was called "the manager hires you for two weeks on a trial basis". It doesn't really seem to exist anymore except in smaller businesses that still have good business sense and some kind of respect for their employees.

      No matter how fantastic someone's degree or resume may be, the best way to tell if they can do a job is to actually give them a shot at doing the job.

    4. Re:Actually... by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If you're not testing coders for basic competence, you're just foolishly rolling the dice. When I was helping my company staff up development, I asked applicants to do little 15-minute (or less) methods inspired by FizzBuzz. Despite killing the phone screening and dazzling upper management, many applicants went pale and struggled to produce anything when asked to do simple coding tasks in the de facto IDE (pseudo-code was acceptable too). One dude was great on the phone and socially gifted, but strained to produce a basic looping structure. Management liked him. It took over four months and a few write-ups with HR before he left on his own (he wasn't stupid after all, just couldn't code), without producing anything useful.

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    5. Re:Actually... by andcal · · Score: 1

      There are companies who are filling IT positions with people who don't already have 3-5 years experience doing the job? Where?please tell me!

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    6. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, I never thought the German's would be such Nazis about qualifications.

  25. Welcome to my world! by ductonius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Companies are only now figuring out that desk monkeys actually have to *do* something? Performance based evaluation is the norm in skilled trades. I have to pass practical test to retain my welding certifications. I will be asked to do something fairly complex when I start a new job (which all have trial periods akin to extended interviews) just to see what I can handle. Hopefully this type of evaluation eventually gets applied to management.

    1. Re:Welcome to my world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welders have to do welding tests, plumbers have to certify, masons have to join a boring cult, but white collar job applicants only have to pass college once.

      After that they get a free entrance to any job interview.

      Neat huh?

  26. You get what you pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want cheap, automated screening, you can use simulation software, and enjoy the results of your new hiring strategy. For a while.

  27. "write a program that does this" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    That was exactly what the British advanced City and Guilds programming exam consisted of: A defined program space for which you had three hours to design a program. I imagine it cost a lot more to mark that a multiple choice questionnaire.

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  28. Crowdsourcing! by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    You say "employment simulation?" I say "crowdsourcing!" What's a better simulation than the real thing?

    In fact, let's get rid of the whole "we might hire them" thing entirely (but don't remove that text from the website).

  29. Finally ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... some real progress in the improvement of the usual IT HR.

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    1. Re:Finally ... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      ... some real progress in the improvement of the usual IT HR.

      Progress is the root of all evil. General Bullmoose

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  30. anecdotal experience with terrible tests by JimBobJoe · · Score: 2

    I seem to recall that some of these tests are strange or written badly, to my expense. I remember taking such tests to assess my knowledge of, for instance, MS Office, but the software specifically required that I accomplish a task in one way and one way only. If I knew a perfectly valid way of accomplishing the task, but it wasn't the (presumably more common) way that the software wanted I got the question wrong. (Worse yet, they did this in a simulated MS Office environment...the only way to get the question right was to choose all the correct menus the first time. If the correct answer was to do something with File:Properties but I went for the Edit menu first, it was wrong immediately.)

    In 2008 or so I was at a temp agency and they tested my abilities to do PC break/fix work. They asked the question which IRQ # is associated with COM1. I was furious to know that I was being graded on my knowledge of things that I hadn't had to worry about in at least 10 years.

    1. Re:anecdotal experience with terrible tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRQ 4, right? My modem was on COM4, and I always remembered that it went IRQ 4-3-4-3 or 3-4-3-4, and COM4 wasn't on IRQ 4, so it must be 4-3-4-3... I also memorized that COM4 was I/O port 2E8, but damned if I know what the other ones are off the top of my head.

      Also, fun with old SoundBlasters and LPT1. :-)

      Yeah, but totally in agreement that none of that is useful in 2008. It's just sad that I still remember it.

    2. Re:anecdotal experience with terrible tests by darenw · · Score: 1

      You have tickled a few of my neurons that haven't had anything to do since 1994.

      Really, what kind of company would want to test someone on such things?
      * a computer museum
      * a BIOS engineering firm
      * a company too cheap to upgrade to Windows95 - even now (if it ain't broke...)
      * a company too ignorant to develop or pay for or otherwise obtain a way to test candidates on contemporary computing knowledge

      Unless you're a BIOS engineer or it's a very well funded and lively musuem, just say no.

    3. Re:anecdotal experience with terrible tests by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      (Worse yet, they did this in a simulated MS Office environment...the only way to get the question right was to choose all the correct menus the first time. If the correct answer was to do something with File:Properties but I went for the Edit menu first, it was wrong immediately.)

      Sounds sort of like an MCXX exam, except in those you either get a practical section (where you can click a wrong menu, but IIRC you lose points if you do it too many times) or you get a paper test where you need to have the exact GUI path to whatever you need to do memorized, down to the exact names of the menu items. Needless to say, if you have shitty memory like I do you're SOL.

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  31. Exploitable by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    Anyone with the mindset of a hacker can learn how the software draws its metrics and game it."multitasking"? Make sure there is activity on each line of communication at least every x minutes. "data entry speed"? enter sparse data where optional.

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  32. Corporate HR is broken by billybob_jcv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a manager that has needed to hire technical employees AND also an unemployed technical worker desperately looking for a job, I have seen both sides of the hiring process - and I can say without question that it is completely broken. The recruiters have no idea what skills are needed or how to match a technical job description to a technical resume. HR believes that they need to use systems like Taleo, Kenexa, Brassring, etc to collect a huge amount of data from every candidate - and that data is not used by *anyone*. Why does the company need to know the phone number of the boss I had in 1991 *before* I have even gone through the first screening? It is a huge waste of time for the candidates and useless collection of data. Meanwhile, the thousands of 3rd party recruiters are copying and reposting job descriptions all over the internet, so that 1 job opening at 1 company results in hundreds of job posts at Dice, Indeed, Monster, etc. The hiring manager is often not allowed work with recruiters he knows can provide good candidates - he can only consider candidates provided by the "approved" recruiters that have an agreement in place with the HR department. The result of all this nonsense is that the HR department is buried in useless data from unqualified candidates, the hiring manager sees a tiny percentage of the total candidates, the vast majority of the resume the hiring manager does see are NOT a good fit, and your hours of work to craft a resume and complete the online application data entry ultimately goes absolutely nowhere.

    The entire HR recruiting process is designed to be a filtering process. They are not looking for the best candidate, they are looking for a reason to NOT hire each candidate. If your resume makes it through all the filter screens, then they assume you must be the best candidate. This is a critical concept - it means that if you are looking for a job, your primary goal should be to NOT be excluded. You need to get past the key word match filters, past the simulators, past the technical tests, past the personality tests, past the phone screens and finally past the in-person interviews. If your resume is still in the stack, you will probably get the job offer - but at any step you could be stopped and excluded from the rest of the process. You MUST think about this on every job you apply for - know what step you at, and try to figure out how to survive the current step's screen.

    There has to be a better way!!!

         

    1. Re:Corporate HR is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has to be a better way!!!

         

      There is - it's called "working at a smaller company where they don't have HR droids".

    2. Re:Corporate HR is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There has to be a better way!!!

      There is, but you won't like it. Have $100,000 cash in your pocket during the interview. Not joking. Nothing is more empowering than this. It's worthwhile to set this as a primary goal. You leave the category of "prospective employee" and enter the realm of "prospective investor." This is how you clear away all impediments to negotiation for employment. Even if they don't know you're sitting on cash, your attitude will be influenced by it.

  33. The sound of rejoicing ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... is heard from moms' basements around the world.

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  34. Kobayashi Maru by at.drinian · · Score: 2

    Well, it worked for Kirk...

    1. Re:Kobayashi Maru by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Haha this was my first thought XD

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  35. Let's face it... by Zadaz · · Score: 1

    For a lot of jobs, this is all the consideration it's worth. Call centers, clerks at most chain stores, someone moving pieces of paper around an office, you just need a literate piece of meat in a chair. You don't need an outside the box thinker or a cunning strategist, or even anyone with training in any special field. You need a warm body who can follow a flow chart and count. A game can figure that out better and faster than a human being.

    Not your job of course. You were hand picked from the billions of people on earth to be the one special person who does your job and are irreplaceable.

  36. CORRECT. This is how it's done. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2
    Programming is one field where you can say "screw their degree" and just ask someone to write little pieces of code and talk about system design with a toy problem, and then get a reasonably good sense of how competent they are. Essentially this is a simulation of the position they're going to be hired for. It's not perfect, of course, but it'll be worlds better than many other fields. And, of course, some programming questions can reveal more than others.

    It seems like most of the things they're talking about with computer-automated simulations are only likely to be effective for grunt work, though. Myself, I'd rather work on software to run robots than software to test how robot-like people can be. :P

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  37. So, game the simulation... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    and your'e hired! Well, it's a kind on intelligence test, I guess - for cheating. You'll filter out all but the best cheaters. Yup, that's the kind of company I/i want to work for

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  38. Dell and other call centers... by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

    Dell is well known for having done this for several years. I did a call simulation and testing routine when interviewing with them about 7 years ago. The Microsoft brain teasers were legendary when they became common knowledge 12 or so years ago. Both are methods of accomplishing a variety of different hiring criteria.

    First, every company hiring for some form of technical position has a legitimate business need for assessing both a potential employee's current intellect and their learning curve, but testing these things directly will run one afoul of the law. Second, simulations of real world job situations not only give you a baseline of their ability to perform the job, but completion times and such demonstrate how trainable, motivated, and focused someone can be when given monotonous but business critical tasks. You put 30 people in a room (as Dell did) and have them do a series of tests which concludes with a vocational simulation, would you really want to hire the guys who finished last versus first given equivalent execution scores.

  39. So, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    evaluating an employee's personality mesh goes out the window and we get to work with even MORE assholes?

  40. Simulation is not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like another step by HR to insulate themselves from reality. Problem with simulations is that they are simulations -- someone's warped idea as to what constitutes real life. (The map is not the territory...) So to hire or not based on how someone responded to the HR simulation of work is probably an instance of 'the punishment fits the crime'. Personally, if I were confronted with a video game as the evaluation for my potential to be hired by a firm I would turn and run. I doubt that any simulation can properly evaluate the cynicism engendered from 50 years of IT and management work. Damn glad I don';t have to put up with this anymore...

  41. Use your COD aim bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excessive aggressive tendencies detected!

  42. Showing one's skill is better than talking it up. by DaneM · · Score: 1

    I, for one, would relish the opportunity to simply PROVE that I can do the job, rather than trying to schmooze the interviewers into liking me more. In my experience, those who are great at schmoozing interviewers are also the sorts of people that I hate having as co-workers: the ladder-climbing, butt-kissing, co-worker abusing, sorts who are more interested in making those in charge like them (for promotions, raises, etc.) than actually doing a good job. Of course, if they can take credit for other people's work, such people are apt to do so--which, in my mind, makes them the worst employees to have, since they can't make themselves look good based on merit.

    If they can make these simulations accurate to the jobs at hand, then the more "human intervention" they take out of the interview process, the better, I say.

  43. Does this mean goodbye to the incompentants of HR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if they use this, they can get rid of all HR people, who are 95% incompetent, with no knowledge at all of what they're hiring for, and no desire to learn (even if it would help them do their jobs better)?

      Ho-rah! Let them all take tier 1 call center jobs, and get paid, and treated, as they deserve.

                        mark

  44. If the simulation is elaborate enough by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    I'd expect to see all sorts of people getting hired that formerly had great difficulty even getting an interview.
    Myself, I've never been hired through an HR department. It's always the interview with those who will be the managers above me that closes the deal. They know what they are looking for in an employee far better than HR. I've always avoided HR as much as possible, until AFTER I've been hired.
    This strikes me as a tool HR will use to try to make up for their own shortcomings. As an exclusionary tool, one that's utilized to remove potential employees from the applicant pool, it's not going to necessarily be effective.
    However, as a tool to look at potential employee shortcomings, and as a specific point of discussion during the vetting process, it could be very handy.
    Point being, the data about an applicant gleaned from such a program is just data. That data is only as useful as the intelligence, creativity, and bias of the person attempting to interpret it. If HR is doing all the interpreting, your company is going to suffer.

  45. Get real by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Your employer is a sociopath and you're a wage slave if he is not sharing % of profit with you.