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Fracture Putty Can Heal a Broken Bone In Days

An anonymous reader writes "If we break a bone it can take weeks or even month to heal depending on the type and severity of the break. In some extreme cases the complexity of the fracture can make it impossible to heal properly. Researchers at the University of Georgia Regenerative Bioscience Center have come up with a new solution for healing broken bones that cuts recovery time to days. It relies on the use of stem cells that contain a bone generating protein. These cells are injected in gel form directly into the area of the broken bone, where they quickly get to work forming new bone. The end result is very rapid recovery, possibly sidestepping the muscle atrophy that can come with long bone healing times. The gel has been proven to work on animals as big as a sheep and has funding from the DoD. Lets hope it is proven to work on humans in the coming years."

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  1. How "silly" is it, though? by advtech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can this putty pick up the comics section from the local newspaper as it heals your bones? If not, I'm out.

    1. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by assertation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you probably stumped some of the younger slashdotters with that joke.

    2. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know about comics, but it may be able to help a broken humerus.

    3. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by Ihmhi · · Score: 5, Funny

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      And to get around the filter... Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

      P.S. I really wish they'd do away with the filters. It really hampers the possibility for creative ASCII art and the like that actually made Slashdot pretty cool back in the day. =\

    4. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can this putty pick up the comics section from the local newspaper as it heals your bones? If not, I'm out.

      I think you probably stumped some of the younger slashdotters with that joke.

      yeah, wot's a "newspaper" ?!!!

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    5. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by Hillgiant · · Score: 5, Funny

      It really hampers the possibility for creative ASCII art and the like that actually made Slashdot pretty cool back in the day. =\

      And my "creative ASCII art", he means "penises".

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    6. Re:How "silly" is it, though? by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Funny

      It appears to be some combination of the word "news" and the word "paper". I'm confuzzled however, what is "paper"?

      It's what we used before the three shells.

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  2. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    People creating "jackass" type TV shows and youtube videos are up %1000

  3. They still have to be your own cells, right? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It'd be a bummer if you don't have a large supply of your own stem cells in your home fridge, or else this wouldn't work, or am I misinformed and you can use other peoples stem cells for this?

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    1. Re:They still have to be your own cells, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I had my ankle fused recently and part of the procedure was some kind of putty that they infused with a small sample of marrow they scraped from right below my knee. My recovery was about a month, but it worked remarkably well. I am not sure how that compares to the procedure in this article, but it is not hard to harvest the needed stem cells from the patient themselves.

  4. Here we go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question we're all afraid to ask:

    What happens if I rub this stuff on my penis?

    1. Re:Here we go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends how fast and hard you rub

  5. A theoretical question about height by gcnaddict · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There exist treatments overseas for increasing a person's height which rely on repeatedly fracturing leg bones and spacing them such that they heal at a distance, essentially lengthening the bone.

    Do we have any osteopathologists on slashdot who can comment on whether this can theoretically shorten such a procedure's duration to make someone taller in a matter of one or two weeks? The current procedure takes at least a few months, if not a year.

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  6. Re:NOW they develop this... by Intropy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good God, y'all.

  7. large animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this would be great for horses. its nearly impossible to allow multi-leg fractures to heal properly with a large animal .. they usually just get put down.

  8. Re:NOW they develop this... by jdastrup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I consider myself religious and do not hate stem cells. In fact, I support stem cell research. "People that are against stem cell research" have been trying to block this, not religious people. Yes, as with everything, there is some overlap. But many religious people own toasters. Does that mean all religious people like toast?

  9. Re:NOW they develop this... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

    War is not useful. It's good for absolutely nothing.

    No..it always has the minimum benefit of teaching Americans geography.

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  10. Re:NOW they develop this... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take all the money we spend on wars and spend it on R&D. We'll get a lot more cool stuff a lot faster. War is not useful. It's good for absolutely nothing.

    If the money not spent on war were spent instead on R&D, this would be true -- cut the DoD budget in half and give the money to NIH and NSF, and we'd have a boom in science and technology like none the world has ever seen. But politics doesn't work that way. The military wastes a hell of a lot of money, no question about it. It also spend a lot of money on very worthwhile research, and like it or not, it's easier to get Congress to appropriate that money for wounded soldiers. Who, regardless of your opinion on the way in which they were injured, deserve to have their wounds cared for as well as possible by the same government that sent them out to get injured in the first place.

    In the specific area of trauma care, the simple fact is that most of modern emergency and orthopedic medicine is an outgrowth of military medicine. Like it or not, next time you call 911, you'll have a much better chance of survival because of generations of work directed toward keeping wounded soldiers alive.

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  12. Re:NOW they develop this... by thestudio_bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    War is not useful. It's good for absolutely nothing.

    I don't know, they had some pretty solid hits ("Low Rider", "Spill the Wine", "The Cisco Kid" and "Why Can't We Be Friends?") and seem to have a fairly decent following. Just because you don't like American Funk, doesn't mean someone else doesn't.

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  13. sheep in the metaphorical sense... by schlachter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, you mean they literally tested it on sheep. They weren't referencing the people who volunteered for testing?

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