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Laser Scanner May Allow Passengers To Take Bottled Drinks On Planes Again

cylonlover writes "Besides having to remove our shoes, the volume limitations regarding liquids and gels in carry-on baggage has become a major hassle in the world of post 9-11 airport security. Hopefully, however, we may soon be able to once again bring our big bottles of water and tubes of toothpaste aboard airliners in our overnight bags. Britain's Cobalt Light Systems has developed a scanner called the INSIGHT100, that uses laser light to assess the liquid contents of containers, even if those containers are opaque."

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  1. Unsafe Bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shouldn't we all be really terrified of the massive pile of super dangerous drinks bottles we have to pass on the way through security?

    1. Re:Unsafe Bottles by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's ok. The TSA agents will be divying those up and taking them home later.

    2. Re:Unsafe Bottles by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

      Totally ignoring the garbage cans full of presumed explosives at checkpoints?

    3. Re:Unsafe Bottles by Wilf_Brim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This has been pointed out before, and I'm glad you are bringing it up. If these are being taken away because they are presumed explosive and/or hazardous chemicals, shouldn't they be treated as such? At the very least they should be handled as hazardous liquids (like solvents, acids, and the like). Of course, the problem there is that which class of hazardous liquids due you treat them as. Volitile organics (like gasoline, acetone, etc)? Maybe strong acids? Or strong bases? This is, of course, the meat of the matter. In the United States we do not have security. We have security theater. The bottles they are taking away are only props, not the real thing, so they no more have to handle the "explosives" confiscated as you have to handle the fake bomb you made for your high school play as a real IED.

  2. Here's another solution by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about we just let people take liquids on planes again? You know, without the stupid scanner?

    BTW, it clearly doesn't work on toothpaste or any other metal container.

    1. Re:Here's another solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because nobody siphons off any taxpayer money that way?

    2. Re:Here's another solution by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Funny

      The genie is out of the bottle and people are too scared now. I'm waiting for the day that someone suggests flying requires passengers to be put to sleep through anesthetics and shipped in cubes, not mean it to be a Thomas Swift Modest Proposal type suggestion.

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    3. Re:Here's another solution by QuasiSteve · · Score: 5, Interesting

      and why would we allow that, when a thirsty passenger...
      1. Has to buy a bottle of drink after clearing the security checkpoint.
      2. Has to buy another one on arrival at the connecting airport.
      3. Has to buy yet another one on arrival at the destination airport.

      And that's just the drinks - don't forget about all the awesome 3floz bottle variants of ointments, creams, moisturizers, sanitizers, etc. etc. that now litter some (airport) stores.

      Allowing people to take their own packaged fluids onto planes again will just cut into this very profitable market.

    4. Re:Here's another solution by devent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, that would be nice. Of course if the anesthetics would be side-effect free. Kind like the cruisers from The Fifth Element. You checkin, go to sleep, wake up at your destination. A 24 hour flight would be just a nice dream for you.

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    5. Re:Here's another solution by wvmarle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most airports provide drinking water fountains (if the tap water isn't drinkable straight away, like in many countries in Europe).

      You're also allowed to bring bottles.

      Cross checkpoint, fill bottle with water to drink later. Approach checkpoint? Empty bottle. Dump it in a toilet, or just in a garbage bin or so (they usually have plastic bag so shouldn't leak - and if it would, that's not your problem for having to conform to stupid rules).

    6. Re:Here's another solution by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      When I was young we used to drink tap water from the communal water fountain and you know people didn't always die from it. I don't understand the obsession with paying $5 for a bottle of water you have to carry around everywhere.

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    7. Re:Here's another solution by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except for the 0.1% of passengers who develop fulminant hepatitis due to an allergic reaction to the halothane, and the other couple percent of passengers who die for all sorts of other reasons because of underlying health problems they did or didn't know about.

      Anaesthesia is not to be dicked around with. Sincerely - a doc.

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    8. Re:Here's another solution by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      When I was young we used to dig a hole to collect runoff in the spring, then drink that for the rest of the year. We didn't die. In fact, when travelling in tropical countries when everyone else thinks they really are dying, I'm the wise guy selling off his unused Immodium stock.

    9. Re:Here's another solution by Dan667 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what if a terrorist blows up the huge line where people wait to be groped by the tsa?

    10. Re:Here's another solution by Theophany · · Score: 2

      Because that worked flawlessly...

      Unless Vegas was actually where you wanted to go. In which case, I retract my sarcasm.

    11. Re:Here's another solution by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then the politician expresses his sadness over the incident and announces (probably to much applause) plans to make airport security even tighter.

      But if they stopped the TSA groping and this happened.. they'd be calling for the head of the guy who made that decision!

      We are talking politics here, not logic.

    12. Re:Here's another solution by pheonix7117 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Err I flew to and from the UK this January and I had my trusty plastic water bottle with me the entire way, emptied right before security of course.

    13. Re:Here's another solution by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what if a terrorist blows up the huge line where people wait to be groped by the tsa?

      Then they install another TSA checkpoint outside the airport to protect the one inside.

    14. Re:Here's another solution by jank1887 · · Score: 2

      I've been taking an empty bottle through security for years. Almost every airport has potted plants before security. water one. shake out the bottle really well. or have it empty and dry when you leave for the airport. then fill it at the water fountain once you're through. I did see a notice once that really wet things will get flagged, so dry the bottle as well as you can.

    15. Re:Here's another solution by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're arrive on an international flight and is connecting on a domestic flight here in Norway, you must pick up your luggage, carry it through the customs area and check in again. They've considered a simpler way but the problem is once the passenger has his luggage he can take out items he's not allowed to carry on him so he's no longer cleared. Doing customs clearance without the passenger is hopeless, how can he for example go through the red zone? And customs check at final destination has the problem that he can just swap luggage with an accomplice on the domestic flight, including the luggage tags.

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    16. Re:Here's another solution by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      I said bottle. Not bottle with water in it. Just bottle. I've routinely taken empty bottles with me - the restrictions are on liquids, and I didn't try to bring liquids.

    17. Re:Here's another solution by xclr8r · · Score: 3, Informative
      They kind of did this at the Russian airport last year sans the groping. My wife was awestruck that they had flights going again in a few hours. I just said take a look at those Putin the adventurer pics - that's how they role.

      Despite the explosion quickly filling the terminal with smoke and the airport being evacuated, miraculously Domodedovo has now reopened for service for flights just a few hours after the terrorist attack. Russian news outlet RT.com reports that flights for this evening are departing on time.

      citation (with poor taste in a title): USA Today Story

      Pics of Putin

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    18. Re:Here's another solution by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Con Air was actually not a documentary, so please don't cite it as evidence of anything. Were TSA to really beef up security to the levels of chaining you in your seat and patrolling the aisles with shotguns, passengers would actually NOT riot and take over the plane. There are obviously other huge problems with that, but Con-Air is not a case study any more than the movie "Terminator" should convince you to destroy your computer.

    19. Re:Here's another solution by CSMoran · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or maybe, just maybe, people don't want their plastic bottles anymore after having drunk the water they couldn't take it with them.

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    20. Re:Here's another solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what if a terrorist blows up the huge line where people wait to be groped by the tsa?

      Then they install another TSA checkpoint outside the airport to protect the one inside.

      Yeah. Like one outside your house. With document checks and "off with the shoes" and "Are you going to the airport? Oh, going to work? Don't worry, this will only take two or three hours."

      "We don't want to hold you up, sir. So just let us install surveillance equipment throughout your house so we can make sure you aren't making explosives or taking them out of your house. Then the daily searches will only take half an hour. Oh, and if you don't mind, please keep an extra bottle of lube around just in case we run out. Cavity searches without it can be a real pain in the ass..."

      Okay, so maybe not. If I were a violent radical who wished to use terror, I certainly wouldn't go for planes or airports anyway. Too much security. I would go for Trains, bridges, tunnels, shopping malls, bus stations, schools, large office buildings, etc, etc, etc. The truth is that there is no way to stop a lone attacker dedicated to exchanging his or her life for that of their target. If we want to live in a free society, we need to accept that freedom isn't safe.

      That's not to say that we shouldn't have security at critical infrastructure points, but going through these dramatic gyrations are mostly a waste of time -- except for those who are making a mint, of course.

    21. Re:Here's another solution by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Airline security is *not* about protecting the passengers (though that's a nice extra benefit), but rather protecting strategic structures and the power-elite that reside in them from hijacked aircraft.

      In the distant future, airline security for passengers will likely be relaxed when technological methods are widely deployed to remotely limit where aircraft can fly / ability to take over control.

      As of now, there's no cost effective way to protect structures / people on the ground from aircraft attacks other than prevention; stopping a hijacking before it occurs.

    22. Re:Here's another solution by Theophany · · Score: 2

      Please tell me you didn't think it was a serious comment.

      Unless, of course, you work for TSA in which case I shouldn't be surprised.

    23. Re:Here's another solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You still think planes can be hijacked? When was the last time that actually happened? 9/11 caused two major changes that improved security, 1) reinforced cockpit doors, 2) awareness of passengers to a possible use of airplanes as a weapon scenario. That's all you need to prevent a 9/11 style event. Hijackers can no longer get into the cockpit to take control. If they try, the other passengers on the plane won't let them. If they did get into the cockpit, many of the pilots are armed. The commotion caused by an attempt to take over the plane would give enough time for the military to be notified to shoot the plane down. Hijackings were only a problem before because the passengers and crew complied with the hijacker on the idea that it would increase their safety. However, if the hijacker intends on crashing the plane, complying no longer increases personal safety. I.E, just the fact that 9/11 occurred has made air travel safer. The only way it could happen again is if the terrorists are the pilots at the beginning of the flight, or if they can remotely gain control of the plane from the passenger cabin. The TSA is powerless to prevent such a thing. These kinds of plots need to be stopped before they get to the airport. You don't need a weapon at all if you have remote control of the plane, or if you are actually the pilot. Hijacking a plane used to be easy, like robbing a convenience store. Now it is much more difficult, with a successful hijacking being about as difficult as robbing a casino vault.

    24. Re:Here's another solution by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      We need fewer logical magicians in politics and more logicians. It's easier to get a bill passed than to get a paper in Nature. There's something fundamentally wrong with that, and it's not Nature's standards.

    25. Re:Here's another solution by no1nose · · Score: 2

      "There’s a big difference between mostly empty and all empty. . . . Now mostly empty is slightly filled. All empty—well, with all empty, there’s only usually one thing that you can do.”

      “What’s that?”

      “Go through his clothes and look for loose change.”

    26. Re:Here's another solution by EdIII · · Score: 2

      Anesthesia is not the only a problem Just like you said. What about people that have severe (*severe*) cases of chronic sleep apnia? They might not die, but they sure as hell won't feel very good when they get there. More like a hang over.

      Sincerely - A CPAP user. 100% of the time.

  3. Laser Scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Laser Scanner May Allow Passengers To Take Bottled Drinks On Planes Again

    Presumably it was the laser scanner that prevented this in the first place, right?

  4. Can the scanner find my dignity? by SniperJoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can they develop a laser scanner to find my dignity again? While I hail these suggested improvements, the fact remains that these piecemeal changes are a smokescreen to the larger issue of the legality and effectiveness of our current airport security scheme.

    1. Re:Can the scanner find my dignity? by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey, did you know people can hide stuff up their asses?

      No, really, people do it every day to get drugs through customs or to get stuff like cellphones into prisons. If people can get cellphone chargers up there* a couple of pounds of C4 would be no problem.

      [*] Which apparently they do ... %img_src%=goatse.cx

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  5. more waste by Taibhsear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh great, more crap the airports have to buy, which increases ticket prices, for zero increased safety. Super.

  6. criminals dont play by the rules..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If "they" want to blow up a plane they will find a way to do it. The focus should be on "why" they want to blow up the plane. Maybe we should stop pissing off people by trying to take over their countries?

    What liquid agent is a terrorist going to use to blow up a plane? Napalm? Or just set the plane on fire?

    1. Re:criminals dont play by the rules..... by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      And you have a statistically greater chance of drowning in your bathtub from an accidental fall than dying in a terrorist attack. So, what's your real point?

    2. Re:criminals dont play by the rules..... by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But powder isn't prohibited. I'm not sure if aluminum would set off any of the alarms, but a pound baggie of aluminum and a pound baggie of potassium perchlorate (or, hell, chlorate - you're gonna die anyway, why be careful) would make a mess of part of a plane, likely more than enough to take it down since such a large quantity of flash powder has a reasonable chance of flame propagation that would reach detonation speed. A common lighter, or even flint and steel, or a small filament of nichrome and a 9v battery is more than enough to set it off.

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    3. Re:criminals dont play by the rules..... by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

      ... the statistics before and after the TSA are pretty much the same.

      Exactly, 0 not-so-scaryists caught before TSA, 0 caught 20 billion $$$ after TSA.

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  7. Re:Not practical by leonardluen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    since when has the TSA cared about efficiency or practicality? or if it even works?

    need i post a link to the video with adam savage claiming to have gone through the body scanner with a 12 inch razer blade?

  8. Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    reportedly has a false alarm rate of less than 0.5 percent

    According to Wiki, 46,514,154 passed through JFK International in 2010. Let's say they're very cautious about the false alarm rate and that it's actually 0.25%: that's still well over 100,000 false alarms per year. From one big airport.

    What do they do then? Call in the bomb squad a couple of hundred times a day or let the passenger on the plane minus their alleged bottle of explosives?

    It might be a good idea as an initial screen where any positives get passed to a more rigorous second layer of screening but this can take time, and bearing in mind it takes about 5 seconds to scan an item with this machine and that people can have three or four things to scan that could make an extra 30 seconds of time to screen each passenger bearing in mind time to get the items in and out of the machine. That might not sound like much but it'll just increase backups even further.

    Besides, I take it "false alarm" means false positive. What about the rate of false negatives? Is it high enough to make it pointless?

  9. Re:Good and yet... by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are exceptions for families with small children. They may bring milk and other drinks for the child (and yes that's of course a major security leak but who cares, it's theater anyway and the show must go on). Exact quantities I don't know but something like "a reasonable quantity for the trip".

  10. Do away with scanning altogether by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I notice not many people here are saying we should do away with intrusive pat-downs and feel ups altogether. At least here in the US, we used to have something called the 4th Amendment, which protects against unreasonable search & seizure.

  11. Theater at its finest.... by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So... we have a fake problem based off what was essentially a hoax, but now the public and TSA are so heavily invested in the myth that when everyone realizes how stupid the policy is, rather then just saying 'ok, start carying liquids', they have to go with some expensive face-saving device so they can maintain the facade that this whole policy was worthless in the first place.

    You know.. I really should have just tried to sell them dowsing rods instead... they are already being sold as bomb detectors... I am sure I could repurpose a couple sticks for detecting combinations of liquids that when mixed will blow up planes. I wonder if I can set them up so they poke the user in the eye in order to indicate a positive.....

    1. Re:Theater at its finest.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      a fake problem based off what was essentially a hoax

      How does your lying about the history and reality of binary explosives help whatever point you're trying to make?

      No, you are the liar. Try searching for terrorist attacks committed with binary explosives mixed on a plane. There never has been one. There was a notable case where a white american terrorist used a truckload of same to blow up a government building, but no air attacks.

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    2. Re:Theater at its finest.... by jythie · · Score: 2

      That is correct. Mixing such an explosive requires very precise temperature and time controls, as well as having the problem of producing significant fumes. It requires a significant amount of equipment and space to do correctly, and if you are even a little off it is pretty worthless.

  12. Re:Not practical by RazzleFrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well if it means I can carry on a bottle of wine I bought instead of praying it doesn't explode on all my clothes then I might be ok with that.

  13. Here's what flying will be like in 10 years... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 2

    You pack up your carry-on bag and show up at the airport. As you go through the security line you have to unpack everything. All liquids and gels have to be placed on one conveyer belt. Electronic devices are placed on another. Your belt, shoes, hat, jacket, are placed on another. Whatever remains is placed on yet another. If you accidentally put something on the wrong conveyer then you and all your belongings are dragged off to a private room by 3 goons who go through everything with a fine toothed comb, taking so long that you'll undoubtedly miss your flight. Each of those conveyers goes through an assortment of various gizmos that poke, prod, scan, irradiate, zap, spray, and shake all of your possessions.

    If you sort all your belongings properly then you then proceed to one kiosk where you have your retinas and/or fingerprints scanned. Depending on the outcome of that (and probably the whim of a nearby screener) you're shunted to another line where your clothes are swabbed down and tested for lord-knows-what sorts of chemicals. Then it's off to another line to proceed through a nude-o-scope so the screeners can gawk at you. And since the nude-o-scope doesn't actually do what it's purported to do then you're also subjected to a full pat-down. After the final pat down you're interrogated by yet another agent who demands to know where you're traveling, who you're traveling with, why you think you should be allowed on board an airplane, etc.

    After about 30 minutes of "processing" you're allowed to retrieve roughly 85% of your belongings (half of which are damaged or completely destroyed from the "screening" process) from a huge bin where all those conveyers dump everything into one huge pile.

    Oh yeah, and if you're not smiling sincerely throughout the entire process then you're also subjected to a full body cavity search and then ejected from the airport no matter what the outcome of the search.

    1. Re:Here's what flying will be like in 10 years... by DogDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      Speak for yourself. Those of us with a sense of self-respect have already stopped flying altogether.

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  14. I just don't fly by WCMI92 · · Score: 2

    I won't go anywhere I can't drive to in my own vehicle. I won't stand for strip searching, irradiation and groping by government thugs.

    And how many terrorists have the TSA ever stopped? The answer: ZERO.

    The TSA is all about harassment in the name of the APPEARANCE of security. They will strip search a nun while allowing muslims (who were responsible for 9/11) through without a second look. Because of this, because of political correctness, if anything planes are LESS SAFE today than on 9/10.

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  15. Re:what do you need all this stuff for anyway? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When you're a regular traveler, you adapt to jump through all the hoops. I have the laptop and liquid bag ready and everything like toothpaste, deodorant, contact lens liquid etc. are less than 100ml, I wear shoes that won't beep, belt that won't beep, put all my stuff in the jacket pockets, don't carry large amounts of loose change, drink up my soda before the security check and so on. You don't forget to take off your watch or any other of the million annoyances. I swear they have a "beep anyway" button though, just to annoy you.

    Then you've got everybody else that only travel a few times a year. Oh, I need to take out the laptop I put at the bottom of my bag? Oh, I have to throw away the soda? Oh, I have to spend two minutes getting all the change out of my pockets? Oh, I have to untie my shoes and send through? Oh, you mean I can't bring my regular size tooth paste? They get frustrated and I get frustrated waiting for them, I wish there was a frequent traveller's lane (not the insanely expensive business express lane) where if you got say >10 stamps a year don't have to stand in line with the rest.

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  16. Re:Good and yet... by JimWise · · Score: 4, Informative

    Breast milk and baby formula were always exempt from the TSA 3oz limitations. Originally the passenger bringing them on board had to taste it to prove it was safe (not sure how that would deter a suicide bomber), but even that requirement was later dropped.

  17. Re:Not practical by nedlohs · · Score: 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqoiifBZD4E

    Though he's not claiming to have gone through a body scanner with them, just that they were in his bag.

  18. Obligatory TPB by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just do like they used to - if it's a suspicious liquid that's supposed to be drinkable, you take a swig. If not, it doesn't go with you.

    "I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

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  19. Re:I may object by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    I think I need to develop the Terrorist Detector 3000. It will just be a plain metallic arch (but a *cool* looking metallic arch). It won't actually beep or have any electronics inside but it will detect terrorist by Advanced Probabilistic Reasoning. Each passenger that passes through has a nearly-zero chance of being a terrorist so it will read negative on them. My device will be 99.9999% accurate! (Perhaps even more accurate than that.) What's more, the Terrorist Detector 3000 will only cost airports $50,000 each, saving them tons of money. Hey, it'll be just as good at catching terrorists as the TSA is right now!

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  20. Idiotic rule by orzetto · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was already convinced this rule about liquids was bogus and mostly aimed at increasing the sales of beverages in airports, but a few months back I had a shock at just how stupid the system is.

    I was taking a plane (international within Scandinavia) and I had noticed a bit late I had a very short time from landing to the departure of the train I wanted to get on. I had only a small piece of luggage, which I usually check in for convenience, so to cut the baggage claim I decide to carry it on the plane instead. Of course at the security checkpoint they notice there are a bunch of liquids inside (toothpaste, shampoo and the like), and I decide I'd rather buy them back upon arrival.

    Funny thing, they take the 120 ml toothpaste tube, but leave a 500 ml bottle of liquid for contact lenses. I ask whether it is because it is almost empty (I thought the prohibition was based on containers, which is the case), but that was not it.

    In fact I found out that there is an exception to the 100 ml rule: medical supplies, which apparently includes liquid for contact lenses (no, no special liquid; your average, run-of-the-mill, over-the-counter liquid for soft contacts; no prescription whatsoever). Security personnel did not perform any test whatsoever on the contents of the bottle (which was of a brand unavailable in that country, so they did not even recognise it). They did not even open it! It could have been sulphuric acid for all they knew.

    So, next time you want to bring your soda on the plane, buy a bottle of contact lens liquid, empty it, and refill it with whatever you want.

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  21. Mr Terrorist... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2

    ... gets to work on his new laser-detonated liquid explosive.

  22. Re:Good and yet... by Docasman · · Score: 3, Informative

    The last time I traveled with small children we had to drink from the bottle in front of the officers... they considered it a "proof" that it was edible. They said nothing of the high-power laser in my backpack.

  23. Follow the Money by brxndxn · · Score: 2

    I am almost certain the new 'convenience' that we already used to have but lost will be introduced after a company makes millions introducing some newfangled technology that rips off our government (really.. the taxpayers). It works like this:

    Step 1: Add major inconvenience due to 'security'
    Step 2: Consult with private consultants (read.. former government officials) on how to get rid of new inconvenience and make a ton of money
    Step 3: Purchase new unproven technology for all airports with taxpayer dollars and make 'private industry' friends rich

    This is how it worked with the backscatter machines and this is how it will work with the new 'laser scanners.'

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  24. Re:what do you need all this stuff for anyway? by pz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I swear they have a "beep anyway" button though, just to annoy you.

    I've seen a presentation by a perceptual scientist who was doing a study for the TSA on false alarm rates (both false positive where they detect something that shouldn't have been detected, and false negatives where they miss something that should have been seen). It turns out that boredom in agents watching the scanner monitors is a serious problem and that if there aren't enough items to detect, the agents become complacent and the false negative rate goes up. False negatives result in serious security breaches, like guns getting on planes. Say what you like about the TSA, false negatives are a problem. So, according to this presentation, x-ray scanners have a mechanism to insert fictitious objects into the images to keep the agents sharp. That's why you get asked to go through your hand luggage every now and then even though there's absolutely nothing that could be considered suspicious: the false positive rate is raised so that the false negative rate can be reduced to near zero.

    And, to bring this back to the quote above, this is, essentially, a "beep anyway" button, only it isn't under direct TSA staff control.

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  25. Re:what do you need all this stuff for anyway? by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 2

    > I fly several times a year between US, South america, Europe and Asia and I have never had any problems bringing anything I need on the plane.

    Good for you AC. Though I bet you never travelled with a baby, did you?

    I'll never forget flying with our 3-month old and having some TSA goon take the kid's bottle away. Every lucky passenger in coach got to hear our hungry baby scream most of the flight. But I'm sure it was worth it, right? No doubt, many imagined threats were stopped that day.

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  26. TSA Theives by Dareth · · Score: 4, Informative

    My wife got some kind of spa lotion set while on vacation and forgot to put it in her checked bag. Security told her to give it to them or she would miss her flight. She handed it over only to be told she had already missed her flight. She asked for it back so she could ship it home but they wouldn't give it back.

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  27. Don't Believe the Hype by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    Oooh, look, we've got a Slashdotter who believes the propaganda. This should be enlightening.

    How does your lying about the history and reality of binary explosives help whatever point you're trying to make?

    Tell us how a 3oz prohibition, per bottle, helps with your Hollywood movie-script danger.

    It's 3oz per bottle, not person. Bringing 6 bottles on board won't phase any TSA screener. The 9/11 hijackings were five men per plane. That's 90oz of binary explosive on board an airplane. Assuming it's possible to successfully mix it onboard, for the sake of argument, the TSA's rules have allowed way more explosive onboard than is needed to take the tail of the plane clean off from the rear bathroom.

    Meanwhile, they don't even pressure-test checked baggage (like Israel does) for barometer bombs (something that actually has killed hundreds of Americans in airline terrorism) and 60% of penetration tests of the TSA have succeeded (or failed, depending on your perspective).

    As a consequence, the US economy has lost over $600B (and climbing) in tourism revenue. Osama Bin Laden got the US Government to attack its own country with economic sanctions and blockades and infringe its people's liberties. Buy, hey, maybe they won't "hate us because we're free" anymore, since we aren't?

    What level of evidence is necessary to convince you that this is all about propaganda and obedience conditioning? Is there no point where the critical thinking reflex kicks in, despite official pronouncements?

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  28. Re:what do you need all this stuff for anyway? by shippers · · Score: 2

    Just for information, the kid's bottle should have been allowed through. Most places I've been to appear to allow reasonable amounts of formula to be taken through security. http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/children/formula.shtm

  29. Re:what do you need all this stuff for anyway? by futuresheep · · Score: 2

    I always carry at least 2 1L bottles of water on the plane and constantly drink from them. Why you ask? Because planes usually have a very dry atmosphere and cause dehydration which can lead to exhaustion and illness. The two or three 4 oz cups that you get on a domestic U.S. flight just aren't enough.

    http://www.everydayhealth.com/healthy-travel/air-travel-and-dehydration.aspx

    On the Plane: Why Is Low Humidity a Problem?
    Dehydration can cause problems ranging from mild discomfort caused by dry skin and scratchy eyes to potentially life-threatening issues, such as problems with breathing for people who have respiratory conditions like asthma. Dehydration can also lead to fatigue, says William L. Sutker, MD, chief of infectious diseases at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas.

    Being in a low-humidity environment has another caveat: You're at increased risk of catching a respiratory virus, such as a cold. Humidity in the air keeps your airways moist so the lining can help trap germs trying to enter your body. When the air youâ(TM)re breathing is too dry, the mucous in your airway canâ(TM)t do its job, and viruses or bacteria can enter more freely.

  30. Maybe it's a good-faith effort at improvement? by time961 · · Score: 2

    I have to imagine that not everyone in TSA management is a congenital idiot, and that some of them probably realize how silly the no-liquids rule is. But they also probably realize that they can't just abandon it without being accused of being "soft on crime" and various other silly problems, any of which might lead to the ultimate catastrophe: losing that coveted GS-99 civil service position and lucrative pension.

    So what's a non-idiot to do? Simple: adopt a "new technology" that pretty much always blinks green when something gets put in its little hole, and blinks red occasionally just to pretend it actually accomplishes something. Such a device could easily scan a zip-lock bag containing a collection of liquids, and with further improvements could be integrated into the original X-ray apparatus so that it scans bags, too. For historical accuracy, it can claim to use N-rays.

    As it happens, we already have liquid scanners just like this, although they are not heavily used. I accidentally tried to carry bottled water through the checkpoint X-ray at DCA 18 months ago, and after the goon squad got over the excitement, they explained that they'd have to dispose of it for me, but that first they would put it through a magic scanner (a suitcase-sized box with a cylindrical cavity and some buttons and lights) to be sure it was safe. To pass the time while being lectured, I asked if they would do something different to dispose of it were the scanner to say it was dangerous, and the responding goon assured me (with no trace of irony) that no, it all went in the same bin.

    I have probably taken 300 flights since the "liquid explosive" scare. Since 2008, when I realized that the whole thing was ridiculous, I have never put my liquids into a quart-size baggie, nor have I taken them out for individual passage through the X-ray. In that time, I have been forced to give up my toothpaste in furtherance of the nation's security precisely twice. It's a small price to pay--a few bucks worth of toothpaste and a pious lecture about how dangerous the toothpaste might be, in exchange for significantly less hassle at the checkpoint. I have to imagine that the reason my approach works is that they really don't try very hard to find contraband of this sort. If I were a proper activist, I suppose I'd be willing to wear a "Toothpaste Smuggler" button when I fly, but I lack the courage.

    Maybe they'll figure out that they can do this for other stuff, too. I must say that the full-body scanners are a major step backwards, since I can't even keep my passport and ticket in my pockets any more.

  31. Re:Good and yet... by orgelspieler · · Score: 2

    Not here in the good US of A. Somebody might see a nipple. And then, the terrorist have won!!!

  32. Re:Good and yet... by c++0xFF · · Score: 2

    Yeah, that's not going to fly (pardon the pun).

    1) Adoptive and foster mothers (usually) can't breastfeed
    2) Not all women can produce sufficient milk for their children (even the most productive mother has a hard time with triplets, and some have a hard time nursing just one baby)
    3) Some American will sue the airline over indecent exposure if the woman on the same isle breastfeeds
    4) Working women have a hard time breastfeeding. They usually must pump during the day to get enough milk flowing, and often the child starts to prefer the bottles they get during the day anyway.

    I could go on, of course. The point is that even though "breast is best," it is not always possible due to individual circumstances and physiology. If you can do it, great ... but don't expect everyone to do the same.

  33. Mod parent up by gambino21 · · Score: 2

    You are right, that changes 1 and 2 were pretty much all the extra security we needed after 9/11. All the extra TSA theatre is not about making us any more security, it's about making money for various corporations and for the politicians they own.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by rioki · · Score: 2

      ... or letting Joe and Jane feel safer. They had military in airports without bullets, TSA and most airport security is about making the passengers feel safe.