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Militarizing Your Backyard With Python and AI

mikejuk writes "Kurt Grandis took some cutting edge and open source AI tools, Python, an Arduino and a SuperSoaker and built the (almost) perfect squirrel hosing machine. The project involved Open Computer Vision (OpenCV), an a SVM learning procedure that he trained to tell the difference between a squirrel and a non-squirrel. After 'perfecting' the classifier the hardware came next — a SuperSoaker Mark I was used as the 'water cannon.' A pair of servos were used to aim the gun and a third to pull the trigger."

112 comments

  1. The South Koreans have something similar by Biff+Stu · · Score: 2

    ...but I'm sure it costs a bit more
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5YftEAbmMQ

    By the way, we saw it first in Aliens:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQDy-5IQvuU

    1. Re:The South Koreans have something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have 30 second to comply

  2. Re:PITA Time? by sideslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no no. PITA is the kind of bread you wrap your roasted squirrel meat in. _PETA_ is what you're thinking of.

  3. See it in action at 16:00 by Garth+Smith · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actual footage of the device in action starts at 16:00 if you want to skip the tech talk.

    1. Re:See it in action at 16:00 by Zakabog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or you can also just watch that section on youtube

  4. The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Squirrels are persistent.

    If you have something they want, they will find a way to get it. If it takes you 3 weeks to build a cage to keep them out, they will search for 3 days until they find or make a hole in the cage. If you put the desired item on top of a slippery pole, they will jump from surrounding objects hundreds of times until they finally get there. If you cut down all the trees around the item, they will try going up the pole until they rub all the slippery stuff off. If you put the item on the moon, they will invent the rocket.

    So I would advise against this escalation of the arms race against Rodentia. If we build electronic weapons to keep them away they will probably develop electronic countermeasures, and we don't want that.

    1. Re:The first law of squirrels by CaptBubba · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've had really good luck with a commercial "Squirrel Buster" tube bird feeder which has a spring-suspended cage around the entirety of the tube. They jump on and their fat ass pulls the cage down to where they cannot get the seed. They can see the seed, they can smell the seed, but they cannot eat the seed. They get so pissed off at that thing and it is wonderful.

      Grackles however are an entirely different matter and I'd love to have this water gun setup for them. I imagine a large black bird would be pretty easy to target too.

    2. Re:The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had really good luck with a commercial "Squirrel Buster" tube bird feeder

      I've had reasonable success with a .22 caliber rifle.

    3. Re:The first law of squirrels by schwit1 · · Score: 1

      Electrify the vertical part of the pole and keep the feeder away from branches.

    4. Re:The first law of squirrels by digitig · · Score: 1

      Not allowed here in the UK, but I've found judicious application of suitable poisons has proved effective.

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    5. Re:The first law of squirrels by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Persistent and with ridiculous spatial memory and processing.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

    6. Re:The first law of squirrels by couchslug · · Score: 0

      Warfarin bait mixed with peanut butter works a treat on rats and mice....

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    7. Re:The first law of squirrels by mikael · · Score: 2

      Sounds like squirrels are a cheaper alternative than postgrad students. The only problem is trying to express problems such as gene interactions and superconductor formula in terms of "find the shortest path to the nuts". Once that is solved, the nation has solved the problem of a shortage of STEM researchers.

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    8. Re:The first law of squirrels by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      ...that is until they crawl off and die in the wall... and I wouldn't use it outdoors due to collateral poisoning. And I don't really feel the need to do anything about the outdoor mice. Perhaps if you lived in a city or something you would.

    9. Re:The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the product description on Amazon, this product can prevent Grackles too by adjusting the spring tension.

    10. Re:The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the video in TFA, the squirrels eventually got used to getting sprayed and ignored the watergun.

    11. Re:The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had really good luck with a commercial "Squirrel Buster" tube bird feeder which has a spring-suspended cage around the entirety of the tube. They jump on and their fat ass pulls the cage down to where they cannot get the seed. They can see the seed, they can smell the seed, but they cannot eat the seed. They get so pissed off at that thing and it is wonderful.

      Grackles however are an entirely different matter and I'd love to have this water gun setup for them. I imagine a large black bird would be pretty easy to target too.

      You don't understand - the squirrels simply handed the task over to the grackles. Seriously, just give up. You cannot beat the rest of the planet, and even if you do, you will actually have lost in ways that you cannot even comprehend.

    12. Re:The first law of squirrels by khallow · · Score: 1

      you will actually have lost in ways that you cannot even comprehend.

      And nobody will care about.

    13. Re:The first law of squirrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it might not be advisable to piss off the squirrels.

      On the other hand, I may be building a house in a neighborhood near a homeless shelter soon. Would it be possible to build a system that would track, target and deter the homeless?

    14. Re:The first law of squirrels by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Allowed? Well, ya know, it's like with driving cars... you need a key to start it, not a license.

      (just in case you wondered how to get a car analogy into this topic)

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    15. Re:The first law of squirrels by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Has been invented. We call that system "police".

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    16. Re:The first law of squirrels by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I've had success using chilli-based sprays against grasshoppers. Put some bright red birds-eyes (similar to tabascos) in a blender with vinegar, and blend until it won't chop the chillies any finer. Let it sit for a day or two, and strain into a sprayer. Then squirt the grasshoppers with it. Poor little things start wiping and wiping at their eyes until they fall off the plant.
       
      I'm also told that putting some dead grasshoppers in the blender with the chillies boosts the effect.
       
      Perhaps the chilli/vinegar mix would suffice for squirrels. I can't imagine grinding up a dead squirrel to test the theory.

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    17. Re:The first law of squirrels by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

      My perch ring falls off from time to time from their fat asses jumping to it from a distance of falling down on it from the top.

  5. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, it's not cruelty, it's just an enema.

  6. Re:PITA Time? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now watch PITA call animal cruelty on this dude.

    I don't know where this dude lives, but here in Washington state the Eastern Gray squirrel is an invasive non-native species, even though they're pretty much everywhere. They've largely displaced our native squirrel population. In most places you can kill them without problem - you're doing the local ecology a favor, after all - although it's always possible some wacko fringe element will protest the killing. I don't know about locales like Seattle, though; I wouldn't put it past them to have laws against killing animals considered "cute".

    Anyway if this guy gets dinged, maybe he just needs to replace the Super Soaker with a .12 gauge...

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  7. Memory is limited in humans by volcan0 · · Score: 1

    Anybody remembers the airsoft P90 auto-turrent featured on slashdot a while back ? All I could find was this one done with paintballs...
    http://www.pain4glory.com/auto-targeting-turret-sentry-video-8-of-15/

  8. Re:PITA Time? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyway if this guy gets dinged, maybe he just needs to replace the Super Soaker with a .12 gauge...

    And shoot the PETA people?

    I approve of this message!

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  9. Re:PITA Time? by jamstar7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The People for Eating Tasty Animals? Why would they have a problem with this? Squirrel, the other white meat...

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  11. Before you try to reproduce this... by jafo · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw his presentation at PyCon a few weeks ago. During Q&A I asked: "My experience with OpenCV has been that it's nearly impossible to use, poor documentation, documentation of a different version of the API, build issues with the libraries. Was I just on the wrong track, or is this a common experience?"

    His answer was that it's true that it's very hard to get OpenCV working.

    Also note that after a while the squirrels stopped being annoyed by the water gun and would just sit there while getting sprayed.

    He did a very nice job of it though! I particularly like the part about using the bushy tail to tell a squirrel from a bird.

    1. Re:Before you try to reproduce this... by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

      His answer was that it's true that it's very hard to get OpenCV working.

      It used to be quite bad, but the Willow Robotics people have taken it over, and now it's supposedly better.

    2. Re:Before you try to reproduce this... by jrobot · · Score: 1

      I haven't use the Python interface, but it's only an afternoon project to get the C examples building. Start off with something simple like creating a window loading and image (webcam/avi/jpg/etc). From there it's pretty minimal to run some operators Sobel, Laplace, Canny, etc.

    3. Re:Before you try to reproduce this... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I particularly like the part about using the bushy tail to tell a squirrel from a bird.

      And I started laughing loudly when a slide mentioned "avoiding false positives on neighbor kids".

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    4. Re:Before you try to reproduce this... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Also note that after a while the squirrels stopped being annoyed by the water gun and would just sit there while getting sprayed.

      I bet it would be a different story if he started loading his SuperSoaker with pepper spray.

    5. Re:Before you try to reproduce this... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How's that a "false" positive?

      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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  12. UA 571-C sentry guns by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    ...for Everyon! :D

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    1. Re:UA 571-C sentry guns by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

      s/Everyon/Everyone (my bad)

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    2. Re:UA 571-C sentry guns by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I reckon Lockheed Martin could sell this exact device for ten million dollars.

  13. Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could bring a SWAT team. If you're black.

    1. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be ridiculous. This would also bring a SWAT team if you're Hispanic in the right (wrong?) part of the country.

  14. Re:PITA Time? by colinrichardday · · Score: 5, Funny

    PITA?

    People for the Intelligent Targeting of Animals?

  15. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    thatsthejoke.jpg
      Pain In The A-er, posterior.

  16. Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by garyebickford · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Add a little ammonia or cat pee, or methyl mercaptan to the water, or maybe some kind of stuff that gets sticky as it dries, to keep the squirrel occupied for a while. Also, since he's mainly interested in keeping them off the feeder, he could mount the gun next to the feeder and fire it remotely, hitting the squirrel at close range with significantly more force and wetness.

    I had a friend long ago who had trouble with dogs chasing his bicycle on his regular route to work. By adding a very small percentage of ammonia into a squirt gun, he found that if he squirted the dog right in the face, the dogs weren't hurt, but were stopped instantly in their tracks, and went off to occupy themselves with rubbing their noses and eyes with their front paws. It only took about three trials to stop any dog from bike and car chasing. Lemon juice might work as well. (Plain water did not work.)

    If I were more devilish I might suggest nitrogen tri-iodide in the water. I'm not sure that it would work unless in high concentrations, but it might be amusing once it dries on the squirrel - and/or on the roof of the feeder. The experimentalist in me wants to know - purely for the knowledge to be gained, of course!

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    1. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      There was an incident in the UK with a patchy-magenta squirrel that briefly became a local celebrity. No-one was ever able to prove the cause, but the most likely explanation is that it was searching in bins and had an encounted with a discarded laser printer cartridge.

    2. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Add a little ammonia or cat pee, or methyl mercaptan to the water, or maybe some kind of stuff that gets sticky as it dries, to keep the squirrel occupied for a while."

      Except that it would get all over the feeder and potentially discourage the birds.

    3. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps adds some tobasco sauce to the water.

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    4. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by proverbialcow · · Score: 2

      I'd never heard of NI3 prior to your post, so I hit up Wikipedia, and found out this important fact: Nitrogen triiodide has no practical commercial value due to its extreme shock sensitivity, making it impossible to store, transport, and utilize for controlled explosions.

      Pressurizing it in a squirt gun seems like a bad idea.

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    5. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of NI3 prior to your post, so I hit up Wikipedia, and found out this important fact: Nitrogen triiodide has no practical commercial value due to its extreme shock sensitivity, making it impossible to store, transport, and utilize for controlled explosions.

      Pressurizing it in a squirt gun seems like a bad idea.

      Only as the dries and forms crystals - no problem while it's in solution...

    6. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When wet, it does not explode. When dry, it is a touch explosive. In the amounts you're looking at here, it's not going to be a big explosion. It would also scare off the birds though, so definitely not a good option for feeder protection.

    7. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Lee_Dailey · · Score: 2

      howdy y'all,

      in addition to the chemicals mentioned above, _really_ cheap perfume works quite well. i use it to chase the danged feather rats [aka - pigeons] away from my bedroom window. my neighbor uses it to zap dogs and cats when he finds them mucking around with his plants. doesn't take much usually 4 units of water to one of el cheapo perfume. those pump action swimming pool guns work nicely.

      take care,
      lee

    8. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      Bummer of a failure mode there.

    9. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by belg4mit · · Score: 3, Informative

      To expand upon this, capsaicin is apparently the peppers defense against mammals
      eating the fruit, since they do not spread the seed as optimally for the plant. Birds do
      not sense it, so you could even douse the seed in it as a simpler solution.

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    10. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      Ask many geeks about NI3, and they will have at least one story either first or third person about a prank involving NI3. Friction sets it off nicely. At my college someone painted NI3 on the seats in the cafeteria - in thin layers it's basically invisible. After it dried, as everyone sat down for the fancy Sunday dinner, they all got a spanking! :D

      In fact, as I note that the squirrels tended to jump to the top of the bird feeder, while birds tend to land on the feeder ledge, one could paint little dots of NI3 on the roof so when the squirrels land their little feet would get spanked. Make many little dots, separated so one does not set off the others.

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    11. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I like it. Although it might reduce the enjoyability of the garden - somehow I'm getting images of confusing my garden with a sleazy bar at 2 AM. "Hey honey, who you goin' home with? You got a car? I can make ya feel real good."

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    12. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by rocket+rancher · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I were more devilish I might suggest nitrogen tri-iodide in the water. I'm not sure that it would work unless in high concentrations, but it might be amusing once it dries on the squirrel - and/or on the roof of the feeder. The experimentalist in me wants to know - purely for the knowledge to be gained, of course!

      hmmm. have to agree. Nothing like the shocked look on some meathead jock's face when he opened a locker door painted with NI3 in solution. I saw NI3 demonstrated at a science fair when I was in junior high (during the Nixon administration -- get off my lawn.) Stuff is fucking simple to make, and as long as you keep it in solution, it won't blow up on you. It makes a very loud snapping sound when it detonates, along with a cloud of purplish smoke. We'd paint it on locker doors in the gym and tool chests in the auto shop. Any kind of impact after it dried would detonate it. It was invisible if applied while still in solution, and it took less than 5 seconds after detonation for the residual iodine to sublimate and the residual ammonium iodide to dissolve in our always humid air, so it was practically untraceable. Revenge of the nerds, and better living through chemistry, indeed... :)

    13. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by jc42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...capsaicin is apparently the peppers defense against mammals eating the fruit, since they do not spread the seed as optimally for the plant. Birds do not sense it,...

      Actually, a lot of birds do taste capsaicin - and actively like it. We have a blue-crowned conure who likes peppers in general, especially the seeds, but tends to eat only a little of a sweet pepper. But give her a hot pepper of any sort, and she devours it, then goes looking for more. So at least for this species, hot peppers are a real delicacy.

      Conures are native to South America, which is also where hot peppers evolved, so this could explain the good match. Parrots from other continents might not be adapted to hot peppers, and might not taste the capsaicin so well. Thus, our cockatiels (native to Australia) also like peppers of any sort, but don't absolutely love the hot ones like the conure does. They'll usually eat one, and then go on to something else for variety.

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    14. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Huh. According to Wikipedia...
      The seeds of Capsicum plants are predominantly dispersed by birds. The TRPV1 channel to which capsaicin binds does not respond to capsaicin and related chemicals in birds (avian vs mammalian TRPV1 show functional diversity and selective sensitivity). Chili pepper seeds consumed by birds pass through the digestive tract and can germinate later, but mammals have molar teeth, which destroy seeds and prevent them from germinating. Thus, natural selection may have led to increasing capsaicin production because it makes the plant less likely to be eaten by animals that do not help it reproduce.[22] There is also evidence that capsaicin evolved as an anti-fungal agent,[1] and capsaicinoids are broadly anti-microbial.[23]

      Soo. No sensitivity to the heat, at all.

      Perhaps the birds are just responding to the overall sweetness, flavour and appearance of the peppers, rather than their hotness.

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    15. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Only as the dries and forms crystals - no problem while it's in solution...

      Yeah, kind of like what happens as your reservoir in the super soaker gets depleted and forms a film on the inside...

    16. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      as long as you keep it in solution, it won't blow up on you.

      Yeah, but keeping something 100% in solution isn't as easy as it sounds. All it takes is a little residue in the threads of a cap to dry out...

    17. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      My Father grew up in the 50's playing with real chemistry sets and such. He gave most of it up when one of his friends forgot to clean up properly one night. When he got around to cleaning up the beaker of NI3 exploded when he slid it accross the table surface. He ended up with a flipper for a hand because plastic surgery wasn't a viable option or even available or some such.

    18. Re:Need some kind of disincentive in the water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Gibson's "portable dog killer"
      LOL funny

  17. Make it say things like... by shippers · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I see you", "there you are", and "no hard feelings" in a soft robotic voice.

    1. Re:Make it say things like... by nschubach · · Score: 2
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  18. Not quite finished... by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    If he can get it to NOT hose chipmunks, he could sell it to the Army.

  19. Re:PITA Time? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You miss a vital question: Are grey squirrels cute? Hurting non-cute animals will cause little if any public outrage, but even causing a little inconvenience to the cute ones will summon an angry mob. People are stupid that way.

  20. NI instead of AI? by Nkwe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not just use the reptilian version of python and skip the AI?

    1. Re:NI instead of AI? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do white spaces make real pythons go nuts also?

  21. Re:PITA Time? by rthille · · Score: 2

    Possum is "the other white meat". Squirrel is the other other white meat.

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  22. The ultimate 12 gauge by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:The ultimate 12 gauge by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      Street Sweepers are old news (but it's all awesome!):

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zR5HTtaCI

      US Marines used sawed-off shotguns in the Pacific war, for dealing with Japanese Banzai attacks.

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    2. Re:The ultimate 12 gauge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess little shotguns would be good against miniature trees.

  23. Prior Art claimed... by gadget+junkie · · Score: 2

    I am sorry, a guy from Aperture science called, and claimed they were already distributing promotional videos.

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  24. Much more appropriate. Gets rid of pirates too. by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    This looks much more appropriate. Gets rid of pirates and fights neighborhood house fires. Wonder if I can get the insurance company to subsidize this or give me a discount on my rates. Although my rates might go up when it starts dousing the neighborhood children.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFU6Kn5qrjw

  25. Inadequate by cffrost · · Score: 2

    With the quickening pace that American municipal law enforcement agencies are militarizing our collective backyards with (but not excluded to) drones, active denial systems, H&K MP5s, chemical warfare, infrared and x-ray fishing expeditions, roadside electrocutions, armored vehicles, 100 mile wide Constitution-free zones, battering rams, DNA and fingerprint databases of innocents, and propaganda/psychological warfare to turn us against one another (e.g., "see something, say something")... whew... I propose we forget about the fucking rodents, and concentrate on the swine, sharks, donkeys, and elephants.

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  26. Re:Joy, more guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 funny

  27. Re:PITA Time? by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nooooo...

    PORK is the other white meat. Babies are the other other white meat.

    I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.

  28. Re:PITA Time? by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Informative

    You monster! What kind of man are you? Don't you care about the environment? Do you have ANY idea how long it takes one of those tofu eating tree huggers to degrade? Use a flame thrower powered by natural gas, its clean AND it gets rid of the bodies! Sheesh, kids these days, always with the guns when killing it with fire has been good enough for thousands of years.

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  29. might be illegal in your jurisdiction by steve.cri · · Score: 1

    regardless of a watercannon of that caliber being mostly harmless and regardless of the fact the PETA is a bunch of annoying morons, this might actually qualify as illegal cruelty to animals under your local jurisdiction.

    1. Re:might be illegal in your jurisdiction by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I have another gun here for PETA in case they complain, just so they don't feel like I ignored them. Oh, quite the opposite!

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  30. Re:PITA Time? by RussR42 · · Score: 1

    I don't know where this dude lives

    North Carolina, IIRC. Mentioned in the video right after the part where the squirrels get hosed down... didn't watch the rest.

  31. Like IEEE's Mosquito Laser Cannon by RandCraw · · Score: 1

    Not so different from a May 2010 pioece in IEEE Spectrum where they built a laser targeting system for backyard mosquitos.

    What we really need is the marriage of both products -- a laser canon that automatically tracks and vaporizes squirrels. And starlings. And grackles. And cowbirds...

    1. Re:Like IEEE's Mosquito Laser Cannon by RandCraw · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Here's the missing link:

      IEEE Mosquito Laser

  32. Re:PITA Time? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    North Carolina, IIRC. Mentioned in the video right after the part where the squirrels get hosed down... didn't watch the rest.

    Be careful dude! I realize people will, on occasion, accidentally read the linked articles here - but you're not supposed to admit it publicly!

    Have you no shame?

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  33. Lock(e)-on-squirrel Molecular Disintegrator Device by D4C5CE · · Score: 1

    What we really need is the marriage of both products - a laser canon that automatically tracks and vaporizes squirrels.

    Peter Wiggin, you here? Proposing to use a Little Doctor device on sentient Sciuridae? (And BTW we thought your display name was Locke rather than RandCraw...) ;-) As if your brother hadn't been enough trouble lately... Now what's Val up to next?

  34. Launch them over the fence by tomhath · · Score: 1

    A bit of engineering would be required to re-arm a squirrel slingshot but it might be more effective than water. This squirrel gets modded up for style while in flight.

  35. Targeting by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just use the reptilian version of python and skip the AI?

    Probably because its targeting system may not discriminate as well between squirrels, birds and small children.

  36. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pain In The Ass, man.

    No one has read their Jargon recently?

  37. Re:PITA Time? by arsemonkey · · Score: 1

    pellet guns are very quiet,, even in freemont and ballard.

  38. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're cute until they start wrecking your garden, getting into your attic and chewing on wires, and all the other lovely tricks they have. They are actually interesting creatures that appear to have good problem solving skills. I saw a show (Nature?) where the researchers placed food in increasingly difficult places to reach, including spots where the squirrels would have to think steps ahead to reach it, and they always managed to reach it.

  39. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a .12 gauge ...

    There is no decimal point. It is not a fraction of anything. Only bullets are measured by their approximate diameter in inches. The modern term might be '12 meter' because it means one gets 12 'bullets' from a pound of lead. This means each shell contains 41.25 grams of lead.

  40. Re:PITA Time? by TempestRose · · Score: 1

    bah, hit the wrong button.

  41. Re:PITA Time? by falzer · · Score: 2

    Submit?

  42. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I was an undergrad at UMN, I used to sit outside and eat my lunch in the summers on Northrop mall. One summer, we had a particularly nasty yellowjacket season, and of course they swarmed the trash cans looking for bits of sandwiches and what not. I saw one of those fat grey mother fuckers go head down into a trash can, no doubt expecting to get his grey ass even fatter. ABout 10 seconds went by, then a high pitched screeching chattering, as if a gatling gun loaded with nails grazed a chalkboard. And I swear that bushy tailed acorn fucker shot six feet straight up out of that trash can. OMG. I pissed myself like Marie Osmond. Take that you rabies carrying buck toothed nut burglar.

  43. Re:PITA Time? by jersey_emt · · Score: 1

    .12 gauge? That would be almost a 3 1/2" bore, a bit overkill for a squirrel.

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  44. Re:PITA Time? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 2

    It's what kept YOU alive when you were a smelling, ingrateful bag of isht, stupid :-)

  45. Re:PITA Time? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    I wonder whether I find it funny or frightening that this is at 5, informative...

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  46. I actually like squirrels by darojasp · · Score: 1

    I actually like to have squirrels around. I guess it is an american thing to woo them away

    1. Re:I actually like squirrels by cpghost · · Score: 1

      I love our cute red squirrels too, and it's great when they're in one's backyard. Maybe the reason some Americans don't like squirrels is that they're of another type.

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  47. Re:PITA Time? by Krigl · · Score: 1

    Well, there's always a few nerds in training, who are still in the phase of just liking SF and OS Wars and need some easing into using your brain for creating superior weaponry, I blame it on forgetting John von Neumann's example.

    What's worse, where's my Obligatory Xkcd Reference? Shotguns are nice, mind you, but I found them somewhat lacking in comparison with kilowatt laser.

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  48. Re:PITA Time? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Depends on how seriously you want the squirrel DEAD.

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  49. Re:Joy, more guns by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Dude, guns are just cool. Did you take a look at the mechanics of an AK47? Now that's brilliance! Simple, sleek and so easy to make, very few moving parts and still self powering.

    Sure, it has the nasty side effect of killing people standing at the wrong end of it. But hey, just be careful with it and you sure have a great, nifty tech toy there.

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  50. Re:PITA Time? by sco08y · · Score: 2

    No, no no. PITA is the kind of bread you wrap your roasted squirrel meat in. _PETA_ is what you're thinking of.

    Not sure the real PETA would be against this. They'd probably want one set up on the premises to help them reduce the number of staff needed to euthanize 97% of all the animals brought in.

  51. Re:PITA Time? by galanom · · Score: 1

    invasive non-native species [...]. In most places you can kill them without problem - you're doing the local ecology a favor

    A native American could tell the same thing for you!

  52. Re:PITA Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamethrowers are good... so long as they die before reaching something else flammable and lighting up your house or messing up your car.

    Perhaps a 2 round-system, an overdosed tranquilizer dart to drop them before they can escape followed by the flamethrower. Of course, you could leave it a gun and burn them weekly yourself. The automated sentry doesn't have to do EVERYTHING itself.

  53. now I am so impressed. by steve.cri · · Score: 0

    is there any kind of problem a yankee can not solve with a firearm? i love the social creativity of your society.