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US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge!

Fluffeh writes "In the ongoing Megaupload saga, Carpathia, the company that hosted Megaupload, is in a tough pickle. The EFF wants the data to remain on the servers so that users can get legitimate data back, the MPAA doesn't want the servers back, because it will lead to piracy. Megaupload wants to buy the servers to get all the data, but isn't allowed to as that would have the servers leaving the court's jurisdiction. The U.S .Government won't pay Carpathia for the time that the servers are sitting idle and has a new song in its repertoire by announcing yesterday that the servers 'may contain child pornography,' which would render them 'contraband' and limit Carpathia's options for dealing with them."

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  1. Please! by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why won't someone think of the children!?

    1. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides the pedophiles, you mean?

    2. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      WTF is K-6?
      Just give us a damn age range if you're going to inform us internationals

    3. Re:Please! by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am clutching my pearls even as we speak.

      Do you think it's possible there could also be T E R R O R I S T S using this too?!?!?!?

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    4. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Small version of K-9; examples include dachshunds and shar-peis. In other words, bestiality.

    5. Re:Please! by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      Won't someone think of the planted evidence?!

      Just think of what is uncovered when it shows MPAA has put data on megaupload's servers, not unlike the youtube case. I dont' even need to know specifics to guarantee this would happen because this is a commonly used service.

    6. Re:Please! by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 2

      K is for "Kindergarten". That's a pre-grade-school "grade" that most kids enter around age 5 or 6 (depending on what part of the year you were born in). Grades 1-6 are called "Grade School", grades 7 and 8 are called "Junior High" and grades 9-12 are called "High School". Some kids get through High School in 3 years instead of 4 by either accelerated classes, joining the military, taking early college classes or dropping out. The age ranges are somewhat variable as I have said, so most Americans refer to school "age" by grade level. I know I had to think about it and count on my fingers to translate grade to age using my own case as an example :)

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    7. Re:Please! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Yes, you got lots and lots of trouble. I'm thinking of the kids in the knickerbockers, shirt-tailed young ones, peeking in the pool hall window after school. You got trouble, folks! Right here in River City!

    8. Re:Please! by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 2

      Vatican City's age of consent is 12.

      So yes, there are some countries where 12 year olds are fair game, but 11 year olds are forbidden fruit.

  2. And if we were in the 50s. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's Communist propaganda on them there servers, or in the 1600's there be witch craft on em!

    1. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There IS witchcraft on them. What else could make those pictures move?

      And Communist propaganda, almost certainly.

    2. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Throw the servers in water!!! If they don't drown, they be in congress with Satan!!!!

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    3. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everybody knows that communists and witches are plotting together to steal america's freedom!

    4. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by jythie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know.. listening to the GoP/Tea Party rhetoric lately it sounds like they are making a go at that boogie man again. I have actually started hearing people singing the praises of McCarthy again and believe that he is being 'slandered in liberal history classes'.

    5. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

      Satan is in congress? I KNEW IT!!! That explains everything!

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    6. Re:And if we were in the 50s. by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      When a witch and a communist love each other very much, you get a terrorist?

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  3. Crimes Against Humanity by tmosley · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't collective punishment a crime against humanity? Might as well shut down the entire internet because there is CP on there. Might as well shut off the phone system because pedos use it. Might as well place everyone in the country under house arrest because pedos.

    Christ, get me out of this shithole banana republic.

    1. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by GmExtremacy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shut up and think of the children!

      And let us spend ridiculous amounts of taxpayer dollars trying to shut down more websites that aren't even hosted in the country so that we can gain absolutely nothing from doing so!

    2. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry; were you under the impression that the very definition of crime was in any way related to advancing the goals of humans as a thinking, feeling populace?

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    3. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Isn't collective punishment a crime against humanity?

      Only if it happens during war-time by a power foreign to the victim.

      Article 33 of the 4th Geneva Convention:

      Article 33. No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

      Article 4 defines who is a Protected person:

      Persons protected by the Convention are those who, at a given moment and in any manner whatsoever, find themselves, in case of a conflict or occupation, in the hands of a Party to the conflict or Occupying Power of which they are not nationals.

      So, unless a Megaupload user is

      1. not a US national, and
      2. has been captured by the US as a prisoner of war (or his home town has been invaded by the US),

      he cannot claim that this is a war crime.

      Even Kim Dotcom himself couldn't claim protection under article 33 of the Geneva Convention:

      1. He was not captured in the scope of a conflict or occupation: indeed, he went to New Zealand willingly, and New Zealand is not at war with Germany (Kim's nationality).
      2. New Zealand authorities captured him willingly, there was no (direct) intervention of US forces here (the MAFIAA's nationality), and New Zealand is not at war with the US.

      Moreover, the "punishments" that the Geneva Convention speaks about are executions, and grave bodily punishments, not mere deprivation of access to one's data.

    4. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by GmExtremacy · · Score: 2

      That may be so, but they are similar situations in that everyone is being punished (in different ways, obviously) for the actions of a few. Much like with DRM, the TSA, the Patriot Act, etc.

      not mere deprivation of access to one's data.

      A small evil is still an evil.

    5. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by sheehaje · · Score: 2

      "Christ, get me out of this shithole banana republic."

      Since when do we grow banana's?

    6. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not in any meaningful sense, with U.S. jurisdiction going global.

      Kim Dotcom was free to leave, too.

    7. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by tmosley · · Score: 5, Informative

      A banana republic is generally defined as a nation where the government is not subject to the rule of law.

      From wikipedia: In practice, a banana republic is a country operated as a commercial enterprise for private profit, effected by the collusion between the State and favoured monopolies, whereby the profits derived from private exploitation of public lands is private property, and the debts incurred are public responsibility. Such an imbalanced economy reduces the national currency to devalued paper-money, hence, the country is ineligible for international development credit and remains limited by the uneven economic development of town and country. Kleptocracy, government by thieves, features influential government employees exploiting their posts for personal gain (embezzlement, fraud, bribery, etc.), with the resultant deficit repaid by the native working people who “earn money”, rather than “make money”. Because of foreign (corporate) manipulation, the government is unaccountable to its nation, the country’s private sector–public sector corruption operates the banana republic, thus, the national legislature usually are for sale, and function mostly as ceremonial government.

    8. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or a paranoid parent who thinks everyone else is chester the molseter. Seem to be a lot of those actually, the mass media is pretty much bankrolled on scaring the piss out of them, by portraying pretty much everything as a danger thats going to kill their children.

      Ever notice how polls keep showing that people think the crime rates are going up and there is more violent crime today than 10 years ago? Ever wonder why they keep getting that same result, even when the exact opposite trend is the reality?

      I personally chaulk it up to the fact that lowering violent crime rates isn't going to kill your children so its not worth talking about.

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    9. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Yeah, just like Julian Assange.

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    10. Re:Crimes Against Humanity by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      Sounds about right as a description of the US over the last decade or so. Only thing missing is a hereditary 'President For Life'. Weren't the Republicans working on repealing the 22nd Amendment during Bush II to address that problem?

      I'm a firm believer in the 'two term' policy. One term in office, one term in jail.

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  4. Evil by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jesus fucking christ the US government and its excuse for a "justice" system is evil. Evil fucking pieces of shit.

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    1. Re:Evil by SecurityGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, of course. It was produced by lawyers. The CP argument is awful and I'd love to see the lawyer fired, disbarred, or tarred and feathered for it. Guesswork has no place in court. It MIGHT contain nothing but complete copies of the Bible. It probably doesn't, but it MIGHT.

      It SHOULD be considered entirely legitimate data until evidence is presented that it isn't.

    2. Re:Evil by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sadly I have a friend who works for the state busting CP and he'd probably agree with ya. he says all they bust anymore are social retards because they are easy to catch while they won't be catching shit for actual child predators because the state hates spending a dime on actual field work. he says the social retards are nothing but loser porn addicts sitting in their basements that wouldn't touch anybody but themselves and if you threw a nekkid kid into their lair they'd just screech and hide in the corner, yet we all get to pay millions to house them for decades, all so some prosecutor can yank some huge number out for the presses which helps when he wants to run for office. Isn't the US justice system fun?

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    3. Re:Evil by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well I am sure there is some CP on it somewhere.
      Probably bestiality, pro terrorism, and lots of other good stuff as well.

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    4. Re:Evil by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      You know, I hate that the government usually likes to compound charges and reasons for holding your assets, but really there probably is CP on those servers. Of course, there's probably CP on Google's servers and Yahoo's servers and probably just about everywhere you might expect there to be terabytes of files accessible from the Internet that no one regularly goes through manually. That's the just way it goes. Welcome to the world of "everything is illegal".

    5. Re:Evil by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly right. Only the low hanging fruit gets attention. This applies to all facets of law enforcement. For all you RPG geeks out there, it's like a lvl 99 player farming for lvl 1 monsters. It's easy, effortless, and provides no additional experience. But, it does make you busy. That alone is important in this aspect.

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    6. Re:Evil by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 2

      Gee, it's almost like the completely corrupt "War on Drugs" or "War on Terror." Crazy stuff! It's like they don't even care about making any change to the world at all other than making it easier to make more money in the future doing the same stuff!

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    7. Re:Evil by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Because others are evil the US government cannot be? Is that your argument?

      Come back when you have some reasoning that actually attempts to justify this morally.

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    8. Re:Evil by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Still no moral justification for the malicious handling of the data innocent MegaUpload customers? The fact that the US won WWII is kind of beside the point.

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  5. Conjecture is insufficient rationale by Tommy+Bologna · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "May contain" is insufficient. If the government has confiscated these servers, then they have the ability to determine for certain whether the servers do, in fact, contain child pornography. If we're playing the wild conjecture game, then servers may also contain the date of the Messiah's return; or the true location of Amelia Earhart; or the cure for cancer; or the recipe for the best chicken pot pie ever. Let's not limit ourselves to a ham-handed grope for an excuse by law enforcement. To law enforcement: If there is child porn on the servers, copy the files to an evidence drive, delete the originals, then allow access to the legally permissible files. Genius. If a drug operation is detected at 123 Main Street, you get to secure that house, not the entire county.

    1. Re:Conjecture is insufficient rationale by Max+Hyre · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The prosecutor's laptop may contain child porn, too. I vote we investigate its contents first.

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    2. Re:Conjecture is insufficient rationale by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Every congresscritter's laptop may as well, I demand a search!

      Hey, what? My money paid for the damn thing!

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  6. Don't be silly by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The US government wouldn't try to use communism as a boogyman. Terrorist! Get with the times!

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    1. Re:Don't be silly by asylumx · · Score: 2

      Whoosh back


      (Terrorism is the new communism)

  7. benefits if "cloud" storage? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This us an example of why I think cloud computing and in particular cloud storage is risky. At any time some government somewhere may decide to seize the servers for some reason that has nothing to do with you. Then where's your data?

    Or they may go out of business-- not just the people you thought you were dealing with but possibly subs in some unknown country.

  8. To quote Lord of War by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thank god we live in a world where suspicion alone does not constitute a crime

    Well....I guess we used to. I guess it all goes out the window when it comes to "piracy".

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  9. It is pretty much a certain by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Interesting

    BTW, Bill Gates has tons of child porn on his computers and that is a fact, in fact most Republicans host and profit from child porn and I can proof it. They all own shares in companies that index the internet and when you do that, you are going to index child porn sooner or later. With the introduction of image search and the thumbnailing of said images on servers owned by the search engine companies such as Bing, these companies have child porn and serve the images to the world. Since these companies run their search engine for profit, they profit from child porn and so does anyone who has shares in them.

    By the same token, every ISP transmits child porn and every airline and postal company out there traffics in it too. Just recently a man in Hollland was arrested on a flight with childporn, since KLM did not refund his ticket, they profitted from the rape of children.

    Disgusting ain't it?

    Funny, that this kind of logic is never used in the US to hold gun companies responsible for gun crime. Maybe it is a clear message, pedo's just got to up their campaign donations.

    Did they try the old terrorist spiel yet? Can't be far behind.

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    1. Re:It is pretty much a certain by bidule · · Score: 2

      BTW, Bill Gates has tons of child porn on his computers and that is a fact, in fact most Republicans host and profit from child porn and I can proof it.

      Same here. Once you've printed 100s of copies to cover the walls and ceiling it's too late to fix bad registration, trapping or low-quality fonts.

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  10. You get tickled by "may" now??? by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about the whole attitude of the governments in developed countries "to prevent" crime?

    It started with the recognition of the right of the shitty Middle Eastern state called "israel" to "preventive" strikes in the 70s, then the excuse to "prevent" something is used universally and pervasively through all spheres of government/private citizen interaction.

    Stupid speed limits (55mph) on highways, stupid laws on school buses, stupid TSA, the hunt for any Muslim who dares to estalblish Shariah in his own land by hand.

    If you, westerners, were worth a dime of your own beliefs you would fought tooth and nail to incorporate the following article in your man-made "constitutions":

    - government cannot limit freedom of individuals under a pretext to prevent crime

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    1. Re:You get tickled by "may" now??? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      - government cannot limit freedom of individuals under a pretext to prevent crime

      in principle I agree.

      but in the real world, please name ONE country that acts properly, here. go ahead, I'll wait. go show me one that will not trample on citizens' rights in the name of 'fighting bad guys', whatever bad guys are defined as, locally.

      this is human. this is not american. humans are evil stupid bad creatures and this is the government we ALL get. ALL of us.

      we have failed to create truly fair and just governments or countries.

      there is no where to move to; its a world wide phenom.

      just stop trying to say its the US. its EVERYONE. every leader thinks this way. you disagree?

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  11. Make no mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're watching Carpathia being placed in this chokehold to send a message here to other data centers: This could be you.

  12. Impound all servers... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So there "might" be CP on the Megaupload servers. OK, hard to disprove an allegation like that, especially because some of the material on the servers is likely to be encrypted. But there "might" also be CP on one or more of NASA's servers, or on LoC or CIA servers. Also hard to disprove. And there is an even greater likelihood that CP exists on servers belonging to the FBI or TSA.

    Clearly, all servers connected to the internet should be impounded, until they can be proven free of CP.

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    1. Re:Impound all servers... by kent_eh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, hard to disprove an allegation like that,

      That's what they are hoping for.

      Meanwhile, I think the proper response should be "show some actual evidence to support your allegation or STFU". Specifically, the kind of evidence that would be required to obtain a legitimate search warrant.

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    2. Re:Impound all servers... by Luckyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, considering that at least CIA uses blackmail as a tool, it most certainly has child porn on its servers. It would be extremely stupid not to, when you can blackmail quite a few people with that.

    3. Re:Impound all servers... by isorox · · Score: 4, Funny

      So there "might" be CP on the Megaupload servers. OK, hard to disprove an allegation like that, especially because some of the material on the servers is likely to be encrypted. But there "might" also be CP on one or more of NASA's servers, or on LoC or CIA servers. Also hard to disprove. And there is an even greater likelihood that CP exists on servers belonging to the FBI or TSA.

      Clearly, all servers connected to the internet should be impounded, until they can be proven free of CP.

      There's no "might" about it, there's child porn in the "/dev/random" file on my laptop.

    4. Re:Impound all servers... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      The CIA probably has all kinds of explosives and guns in their headquarters, too! Why hasn't someone called the DHS on these obvious terrorists?!

    5. Re:Impound all servers... by spikedvodka · · Score: 2

      H0 : There is no CP on the servers
      HA: There is reasonable suspicion that there is CP on the servers

      The burden of proof resides on the DoJ to "prove" that there is a reasonable suspicion that there does in fact exist CP on the servers, and that we must therefore reject the Null Hypothesis. until such time as the DoJ makes such a verifiable claim to this effect, we cannot reject the Null Hypothesis.

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    6. Re:Impound all servers... by Anonymus · · Score: 2

      Exactly. If I had the inclination (and access to child porn) I could probably put child porn on half the servers on the internet. It wouldn't be hard to write up something that automates it and uploads CP in every file field it crawls online, or even just post a base-64 encoded version in the comment fields of any site that doesn't allow file uploads. In fact, that would be even better, because in your typical CMS, text content is just marked as deleted but actually kept there forever.

      I wouldn't be surprised if half the webservers on the internet didn't already have CP on them in exactly the same fashion. Even after moderating an image it's generally not deleted (in fact, isn't that technically illegal? You find someone uploaded CP to your server and delete it, you've just destroyed evidence in a crime).

      So basically, any server at any time can be taken for claims of CP.

      But then, that's pretty much exactly what prosecutors want.

    7. Re:Impound all servers... by guspasho · · Score: 2

      Evidence? Warrants? Those things are so Pre-911. The government doesn't need those things any more. This whole Megaupload seizure episode demonstrated that already.

  13. Why the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... were the data on the Megaupload servers being stored unencrypted?

    If I were offering a service like Megaupload, I'd encrypt all the data, give the uploader the key, and then forget what it was. I'd build a decrypter into the client-side download engine, so anyone downloading the files can type in the key (into their browser) so they get the original plaintext.

    That way the hosting service has plausible deniability, and can say something like "We're offering a secure service to our users -- we encrypt your data to give you the assurance that we, ourselves, aren't snooping on you." They're still subject to DMCA takedowns, if someone comes to them with a URL and key, but not subject to fishing expeditions like this one ("show me everything on your servers, hey look kiddie porn").

    All the serious kiddie porn folks are probably off on Freenet anyway...

  14. Over Simple Solution it would never happen by Quick+Reply · · Score: 2

    Why can't users' have the fast track option where they can elect have their data verified by the FBI, by giving the Feds specific legal permission to investigate without the need for a warrant. FBI checks their account for CP and Copyright Infringement. If their account is clean, their data is given back, and then purged from Megaupload as it is no longer evidence as it has been confirmed that suspicions were false for this particular user.

        If the account has CP or infringing materials found, then the user has CHOSEN to incriminate themselves and can be among the first to have legal action taken against them (which they deserve for wasting FBI/DOJ time) and does not exclude action against MU themselves.

    The FBI can put whatever terms they want in the optional agreement, including providing encryption keys, passwords, etc. but will also be balanced with special indemnity that the information recovered is to remain confidential and destroyed like an NDA if no illegal materials are found. Account holders don't have to give up their passwords/keys, they can wait out the full legal process and see what happens like anyone else if they want to.

    All the legit users will probably come forward and will clear the way to concentrate on the remaining accounts, potentially freeing up some servers by consolidating all the remaining accounts' data together.

  15. excellent... by amoeba1911 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a great full-proof way of destroying any information based business: claim there is a possibility they got child porn.

    YouTube could have child porn: Let's take down YouTube!

    Facebook profiles could have child porn! Lets take down Facebook!

    Apple engineers could keep a stock of child porn on their secret labs: Let's raid the Apple headquarters and confiscate all their equipment!

    Any computer could be used to store and view child porn! We must confiscate ALL computers!

    The Internet could be used to send child porn! We must turn off the Internet, go back to a time where television and newspapers rule the world, to protect us from child porn.

    Really, who needs SOPA PIPA ACTA when you can just claim "child porn" and get a free pass to do whatever the hell you want to do.

  16. Why we need to dismantle the Department of Justice by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was talking to a relative who was a federal agent from the mid 70s through the mid 90s and saw the rise of the Department of Justice to the behemoth it is today (including the DoJ take over of the FBI from top down). His perspective comes from being a Treasury special agent and he said that the DoJ has been like this for a few decades now. It's just that ever since they began to rapidly expand, they've gotten a bigger mandate and set of resources to throw their weight around. In general, they've been a total rat's nest of corruption for several decades now in a way that makes most of the other departments look like paragons of virtue.

    The fact is that if you look at some of the absolutely wicked shit that comes out of them in terms of things they want to do, it is stuff that leaves you thinking "do these people literally conspire daily against the constitution?" The DoD and CIA had their problems with rendition and torture, but the DoJ takes it to a level that goes well beyond anything that has come to light about what those two actually want to do (rather than are compelled by Congress or the President). The DoJ frequently writes briefs and memos that go the other way around, letting or justifying Congress or the President do wicked shit.

  17. Re:Hope and Change? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    If elections could change anything, they'd have been outlawed ages ago. My guess is that people simply voted for the lesser evil. Which he probably even was, compared to the alternative of corpse/dud bombshell combo.

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  18. There might be WMD too! by Serpents · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The us govt claims there might be child pr0n on the Megaupload servers. I remember when they had proven beyond any doubt that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction so excuse me if I'm inclined to doubt their judgement.

  19. What about the Fed's computers? by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 2

    The federal government's computers may contain child porn. We should seize all of them now!!

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  20. Re:May Contain Nuts by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    And I'm highly allergic to those nuts. But you think anyone cares?

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  21. Re:Facebook servers "may" contain kiddie porn by ATMAvatar · · Score: 2

    Maybe we can shut down facebook to investigate? Or, when you reach a certain size, you're immune to prosecution?

    Actually, yes. That is precisely the case.

    You should celebrate our truly objective system. Everyone knows exactly how much influence they have on government. You just tally the numbers present in the corners of your green "influence papers".

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  22. Re:Hope and Change? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    Right, because the previous administration was so adamant about preserving civil rights...

    Back under your bridge, troll.

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  23. Encryption against the model... by nweaver · · Score: 3, Informative

    Megaupload's model was not like Dropbox: it was not a storage service but an advertisement/subscription sponsored distribution service. (And it had deliberate incentives to encourage the distribution of copyrighted content and effectively ignore the takedown obligations required by the DMCA...)

    Thus the files can't be encrypted binary blobs, because the point was that anyone with a URL should be able to fetch the file, so encryption wouldn't help on the storage.

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  24. Civil Suit for Slashdot Editors? by Kozz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some folks just complain about spelling and grammar to be pedantic. In this case, however...

    Including or omitting punctuation is really important. The headline is, "US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge!" Think the missing comma changes the meaning?

    1. "Let's eat Grandpa!"
    2. "Let's eat, Grandpa!"
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  25. moral police by __aaoyac5342 · · Score: 2

    In North America nobody is safe from the hand of the god damned moral police. People are fucked up, live with it. If they want to do something about child pornography go find the people that are making that shit. It is not a valid excuse to attack file hosting companies with, they didn't make the crap and they don't endorse it. There is a part of me that would love to see the world burn because I would rest assured that the idiots who propagate this kind of crap will be burning a bit faster than me.

  26. "social retards" by phorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is completely unrelated to the issue at hand... however it is relevant to the parent:

    A lot of people who commit crimes against children *are* people that have other mental/social issues. No, having such deficiencies doesn't make one an abuser, but it certainly doesn't disqualify somebody from being one either.

    Two recent cases in Canada:
    a) Randall Hopley (abducted a child)
    b) Allan Schoenborn (murdered his three children)

    They'd basically qualify as the types of socially-inept persons mentioned.

    While some people are good at masking it, one must be mentally ill in some fashion to commit such harm against a child. Often such illness manifests itself as awkwardness in other parts of life.

    Again, being socially inept (or mentally unsound) does not in any way make one an abuser, but at the same time it hardly excludes one from being such a person any more than does a businessman in a suit+tie.

  27. ...may? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 2

    may contain child pornography

    May? MAY?!?
    Yeah, and I may be a terrorist, with 5 nukes in my house, ready to blow the fuck out of the nearest airport.
    I may be able to push a button on my wall and cause my house to transform into a missle launcher and blow the local precinct sky high.
    I may have a legion of ninjas that are ready to murder every government official when i click my heels 3 times.

    But I've never been arrested for these things. Why? Because may shouldn't be good enough for the fucking law.
    Good grief. I don't care one way or another about Megaupload, but holy shit has our legal system gone to fucking hell.

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  28. Microsoft's Bing probably has it too by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 2

    Microsoft's Bing probably has it too, in droves. In fact, any decent crawler may have it.Why sholdn't they? You don't realize until it is too late I guess.

    1. Re:Microsoft's Bing probably has it too by tftp · · Score: 2

      You don't realize until it is too late I guess.

      According to Nancy Pelosi, you need to download it to know what's in it.

      Then it follows that it is illegal to download anything off of Internet because anything could be a forbidden material. Even PGP signed files are not sufficient.

  29. I "may" be a billionaire by tekrat · · Score: 2

    I "may" have a nuclear bomb in my basement. I "may" be able to fly by flapping my arms really fast.

    May is such a loaded term, and then combined with the magic boogie-man of "child porn", why, that's a justification for just about *anything*.

    And while we're on this subject, why don't we go after the RIAA for Child Porn? I mean, it seems like a pretty fair deal, we have plenty of proof:

    Ringo Starr: "You're 16, you're beautiful and you're mine"
    Gary Puckett: "Young Girl, get out of my mind"
    Sting: "Don't stand so close to me" ...and others. Hell, half of the RIAA's catalog is about jailbait. I think the FBI needs to investigate.

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    1. Re:I "may" be a billionaire by tftp · · Score: 2

      Generally speaking, flying involves invoking some mechanism which actually imparts lift.

      Of course this is just a principle. However a falling person creates lift. This lift is insufficient to overcome the gravity and make the flight permanent; but the lift is there. If you jump into a sufficient airflow then you can fly as long as you want. Another popular option is to wear a large sail-like clothing; then the lift will be generated by that clothing. In all those cases flapping is done only if it pleases the flier :-) It's fair because birds aren't flapping their wings all the time either. Larger ones glide more, otherwise they'd run out of energy. A human is larger than an eagle, so it stands to reason that human would be gliding all the time.

      The same applies to flying squirrels. They are not capable of powered flight, but they can generate some lift. They don't even need it if they move from a high point in one tree to a lower point in another tree. We don't say that those squirrels are falling from tree to tree, do we?

      Once you climb into an orbit it becomes spaceflight. This is an established term for last 50 years. The word "flight" covers controlled, intentional movement above the ground. It doesn't have to be permanently powered (a small stone with the note wrapped around it flew into the open window; a bullet flies fast but a space rocket flies even faster.) If the flight is not controlled then it becomes a fall. A skydiver has a lot of control over the descent even before he opens the parachute.

  30. Re:Nope, you couldn't.... by julesh · · Score: 2

    Nope, you couldn't. Because behind the scenes Megaupload used content deduplication: multiple users who uploaded the same content would get different URLs, but it was stored in a common store.

    Not only was this needed for efficiency, it was also needed to implement Megaupload's fake-takedown system: it would allow a content provider to take down single URLs pointing to a file, but the file itself never went away and any OTHER URL pointing to that file would still work.

    Erm -- the behaviour would be identical if deduplication were not used. Efficiency is the only reason it was necessary. And I think your use of the phrase "fake-takedown system" implies a value judgement that isn't entirely justified.

  31. Ah... Child Porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Child Porn is indeed one of the root passwords to the U.S. constitution, along with "terrorist". We will soon have "intellectual piracy" on the list.

    But invoke any one and apparently the rule of law becomes the wrong kind of blind.

    1. Re:Ah... Child Porn... by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      drugs, communism, socialism, sex, god, all work too.

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  32. Funny by Benfea · · Score: 2

    "We're protecting the people from porn" is the same excuse the Chinese government uses for its censorship of the Internet.