Slashdot Mirror


Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone

benfrog writes "According to the Wall Street Journal, Facebook's Board of Directors was all but out of the picture when Mark Zuckerberg struck the $1 billion deal to purchase Instagram, the yet-profitless photo-sharing service. From the article: 'It was a remarkably speedy three-day path to a deal for Facebook—a young company taking pains to portray itself as blue-chip ahead of its initial public offering of stock in a few weeks that could value it at up to $100 billion. Companies generally prefer to bring in ranks of lawyers and bankers to scrutinize a deal before proceeding, a process that can eat up days or weeks. Mr. Zuckerberg ditched all that. By the time Facebook's board was brought in, the deal was all but done. The board, according to one person familiar with the matter, 'Was told, not consulted.'"

307 comments

  1. and this is how... by mozumder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    bubbles begin: when non-financiers with access to lots of money decide to make financial decisions.

    1. Re:and this is how... by mozumder · · Score: 1

      btw the same thing happened in the 90's, when every person figured out how to gamble using their own money in the stock market, through things ilke ETrade and so on.

    2. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is how Facebook is going to self destruct.

    3. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ya, good thing it wasn't experienced financiers making financial decisions regarding mortgage derivatives that caused a huge housing bubble and subsequent destruction of the economy a few years ago.

    4. Re:and this is how... by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't see how your two posts are the same thing.

      Market bubbles happen when something takes on an unreasonable value and continues to grow, people see that it grows and jump on, causing further growth, until there aren't enough new entrants to sustain the expected and required growth. Sometimes the subject of the transaction is something of actual value (property, raw materials), other times it's something of only representative value (Flowers, dotcom companies). A few investors can help the bubble grow, but they certainly aren't the cause. If anyone can be blamed, it's those who sensationalize and provide positive news coverage to bubbles, causing more people to join who might not have done so otherwise.

      I saw signs of the housing bubble in 2002 when houses that I felt weren't worthy started crossing the $150,000 mark in this market. When we got married in 2007 we chose not to buy another house, thank goodness. We instead did so in 2010-2011 after the market crashed and got a short-sale for about half of what was owed on it. Our only real lament is not selling the old house when prices seemed ridiculous and renting for a couple of years. We could have tripled our square footage and had no loan if we had done so.

      As for the dotcom bubble, that happened because a lot of people who didn't understand technology thought that those who claimed to had something of value, and thousands of companies that had no real product got money poured at them by greedy people who expected to be the next Bill Gates. Fast forward to now, and Zuckerberg is already a rich man, and his company is strong at the moment, so his acquisition isn't really the same thing.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    5. Re:and this is how... by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although you are correct and the OPs post is pretty dumb, we are in another tech bubble.
      It started when the "cloud" stuff started happening.
      So... just be careful.

    6. Re:and this is how... by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Not really. It's hard to have a huge bubble without fiat currency. It can be done but they are usually self correcting. But if you have the ability to borrow money into existence you can create a HUGE bubble.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    7. Re:and this is how... by CavemanKiwi · · Score: 0

      Assuming you are in the US. Why would you want no loan??? I mean as long as the debt is easy to service. I have no idea why you would put more into a house then 20%. Given that interest rates are less than 4% now for a 30 year fixed loan. You should be able to invest the money and receive an average return higher then 4% over a 30year period.

    8. Re:and this is how... by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and his company is strong at the moment

      So far as we know. Hell, if the company's own board is in the dark about what's happening...

    9. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be able to invest the money and receive an average return higher then 4% over a 30year period.

      Where?

    10. Re:and this is how... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't hard, and they are necessarily self correcting.
      History is full of examples.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    11. Re:and this is how... by TWX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Call it peace of mind.

      Not having a loan also means having the option of having more disposable income when raising children, or being able to have a work arrangement more compatible with personally raising kids. It also means that if one is absolutely fed up of one's job, one has the choice of leaving when one doesn't have to worry about where to live.

      Our current loan is financed at 3.75%. We're well aware of the benefits of having a very inexpensive loan. But, even if we had the cash to invest or to pay a chunk of the loan off with, we'd seek to "recast" the mortgage to have both the lion's share paid and to have ridiculously low monthly payments, instead of investing, because owning a home is a sure thing, while investing certainly is not. If anything, we could buy third property and rent that property out too, like we did our old home, and make even more money. But, we're not worried about that, and since we're not terribly greedy people, we're not looking for every possible avenue to make money.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    12. Re:and this is how... by fredprado · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem most people overlook is that you can't make plans for the next 30 years based on the current scenario. A lot of thing scan happen in such a large time span.

    13. Re:and this is how... by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think that the Cloud stuff is a bubble so much as it's a fad way of renaming existing technologies under one umbrella label.

      You also have something different in Cloud, in that businesses actually have a product if they're offering Cloud services, whereas dotcom companies generally did not.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    14. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bubbles begin: when non-financiers with access to lots of money decide to make financial decisions.

      I agree, but only on condition that you include those financiers. You do remember what has happened within the past 10 years, right?

    15. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a bubble doesn't 'self-correct' it wasn't a bubble in the first place, now, was it.

      I think what you meant to say is, it's impossible to have hyper-inflation without a fiat currency. Because that is a true statement.

    16. Re:and this is how... by busyqth · · Score: 1

      I don't see why anyone is surprised by this.
      It's easy throw caution to the wind and blow a billion dollars when you're spending Paul Ceglia's money.

    17. Re:and this is how... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Hey! Leave the Italians out of this!!!

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    18. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think everyone is missing the point: Zuckerberg is as close as it gets to printing money.

      Mull that over in your mind. To Zuckerberg, money is a resource which is in practically unlimited supply. All he cares about is what it takes to get what he wants. He's not overly conscious about whether he "overpaid". All that matters is that he gets what he wants.

    19. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The craps table, apparently.

      I've got a widely diversified portfolio that i've been building up since getting a job in 2006. I currently have about $50k spread across capital building funds, vanguard US index funds, european/BRIC investment funds, all of which are "buy and hold" investments, and according to my records, my holdings are worth $21 more than the money put into it.

    20. Re:and this is how... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2

      ...cloud bubble? WTF is next, a cloud bubble rainbow?

      --
      My debut novel AMITY now available: http://jeremydbrooks.c
    21. Re:and this is how... by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

      Do you even need to be a corrupt, Wall Street "financier" to realize a billion dollars for cruddy instagram was too much?

    22. Re:and this is how... by lexman098 · · Score: 2

      Maybe I can understand the peace of mind (fixed rate mortgage), but if the market truly crashes on a 30 year scale then you and I and your kids are all kind of fucked anyway (it won't happen).

      I'm not sure why investing instead of paying your low interest debt gives you more disposable income or work/housing freedom. If anything I would think it's the opposite.

      As far as the house being a "sure thing" (assuming you mean it's tangible and insured), that isn't worth as much when you still have to eat etc. You need an income, and in tough times investment principle is probably better to take from than a refinancing (good bye low, fixed interest rate).

      Lastly and most importantly, you don't have to be greedy to do what's financially efficient. You can call yourself greedy when you're screwing over your tenants to afford another property.

    23. Re:and this is how... by Nimey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Horseshit. The quants may have made it possible, but it was the beancounters higher up who made the decisions.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    24. Re:and this is how... by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah yes, blame the nerds. That's how it goes, right? Hackers steal your money and government secrets, nerds will shoot up your school, and they smell all funny to boot. Except it's *criminals* who will do those things, not hackers and nerds. When someone gets arrested for robbing a bank, you don't say "A construction worker held up a bank." It's no different here, and labeling them just feeds a stereotype.

      And while derivatives may have been invented by quantitative analysts (quants), they're not inherently risky -- they're just a vehicle. It's the type and diversity of securities packaged in the derivatives that determines the risk. The bankers knew full well what was getting packaged and why. The quants just gave them the "how." I'm not saying the soldiers aren't responsible for the consequences of following orders, but there's plenty of blame to go around, and ultimately those in command should be (or have been) held most responsible, since they are. That is, allegedly, why they get paid the big bucks.

    25. Re:and this is how... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      :%s/beancounters/greedy fucktards/g

    26. Re:and this is how... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2

      Eh, no. Bubbles being when financiers get access to lots of money.

      The troubles of our present day have everything to do with the decisions of financiers and bankers, and almost nothing to do with anyone else. Zuckerberg might have a lot of money, but his ability to cause a bubble in anything pales in comparision to that of even a small bank or hedge fund.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    27. Re:and this is how... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Market bubbles happen when something takes on an unreasonable value and continues to grow, people see that it grows and jump on, causing further growth

      And how do they "jump on"? Where to they get the cash to buy into the rising asset? They get it from banks. They borrow, they refinance, they rollover, but ultimately they get the money from a bank loan(Unless they happen to have money "saved"--how quaint)

      Bubbles cannot happen with at least one, if not several, banks backing the entire process from start, to finish, to aftermath. Mark Zuckerberg has little to do with it.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    28. Re:and this is how... by khendron · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no no! A cloud bubble DOUBLE rainbow!

      --
      Life is like a web application. Sometime you need cookies just to get by.
    29. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing what is an economic reality versus what is techno-socially redeemable.

      The economics for the quants (and for every other player in the financial industry) made perfect sense.
      1. Hedge massively leveraged sums of money on both sides of the mortgage investment equation.
      2. When its "too big to fail", dump it all onto the federal government's lap.
      3. Profit....

      The only stupid players in the mortgage derivative equation were the people buying more home than they could afford and the lame electorate that put guys like Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and Chucky Schumer into office.

    30. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then cloud bubble "rainbow dash"

    31. Re:and this is how... by McGruber · · Score: 1

      Fast forward to now, and Zuckerberg is already a rich man,

      on paper

    32. Re:and this is how... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      I think GP was making a joke. "so on and so forth" is kind of an indicator.

      --
      May Peace Prevail On Earth
    33. Re:and this is how... by superdave80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...receive an average return higher then 4% over a 30year period.

      ...that i've been building up since getting a job in 2006.

      2012-2006 = six years, not thirty years. And you started investing right before the peak of the last market bubble, so why are you surprised that you haven't made very much?

    34. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We are not in another tech bubble. There are certainly isolated instances of overvaluation, but overall, there isn't a consistent pattern of it. Take Groupon for instance. It's almost certainly headed for failure, but people have pretty much already caught on to that and the stock has already receded from its IPO. In fact, it never really enjoyed a large and long stock burst that you'd expect in a bubble. Pandora is also well below its IPO. Facebook, while well overvalued at $100B in my opinion, seems to have a solid revenue and profit stream and isn't particularly indicative of a bubble (though buying Instagram at $1B certainly doesn't make me want to be an investor, long term).

      I think there was some realistic fear of a tech bubble back before any of these "sexy" IPOs actually took place and people seemed overly eager for them. But with a little bit of bubble-fear from the media, people seem to have stepped back and are respecting true valuations again . . . more or less.

      And yeah, Zuckerberg making a dumb (or more probably, cronyism-based) decision for his company is neither here nor there.

    35. Re:and this is how... by trout007 · · Score: 0

      You could not have had the housing bubble without fiat money.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    36. Re:and this is how... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      You suck at investing - my superannuation fund (401k for you Americans, I guess) made $170 last month, and it only has $4k in it. Now this is part of a pool, so that return is proportionate to the return on the entire pool, but way more than your $21 on $50,000.

      --
      For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
    37. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      It wasn't, it was "financial engineers" or "quants" (people with engineering/science backgrounds that were crossed over to finance positions) that created/engineered mortgaged derivatives that caused a huge housing bubble and so on and so forth XD

      Nope, it was a concurrence of greedy (in a free-market way, not in a bad way) people making short-term decisions that were in their own best interests because companies lost sight of providing appropriately long-term incentives, and government decided to abandon regulations and let companies decide for themselves what's best for the country.

    38. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck off! I love how everyone is to blame but the people in charge.

    39. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "stupid" players were mostly regular people who do not have the financial information that lenders do, and their bankers are held in a position of trust to when advising them of their options. You might help yourself sleep at night by calling the suckers "stupid", but the reality is that it was totally immoral and unethical practices driven by greed, perpetuated by the lenders, which is actually to blame.

    40. Re:and this is how... by jhoegl · · Score: 2

      That is my point though. Hype makes bubbles bigger and they expand faster than they should.

    41. Re:and this is how... by Beeftopia · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bad loans were the core of the housing bubble. To understand the reason behind it all, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Why would lenders make loans that are unlikely to be repaid?" Answering that question leads to the answer behind the bubble. It was a bubble in supposedly AAA-rated mortgage debt.

      Here's how it worked:
      1) Securitization of mortgages into MBS (mortgage-backed securities).
      2) Banks made money from selling the loans to securitizers and getting them off their books, not keeping them and collecting interest.
      3) Demand for these securities skyrocketed, as they were thought to be safe and reliable income streams.
      3) This led to the utter deterioration of loan quality, as banks basically just needed to get warm bodies to make loans to, create the loan and sell it. You started seeing things like NINJA loans (No Income No Job or Assets - NINJA) and option ARM loans made to risky borrowers. All included in securities rated AAA.
      4) Investment companies bought these loans, ratings agencies stamped a AAA rating on them and the securities were then sold off. Buyers hungry for safe and reliable high interest returns couldn't get enough of it. Thus a bubble was formed.

      Basically, for mortgage originators, it was like printing monopoly money, and then turning it in for actual currency. When borrowers started defaulting en masse, the whole house of cards came tumbling down.

      Reading recommendations:
      1) The Economist magazine cover story, "House of Cards", from 2003. Check out the multiple links to the separate sub-stories that make up the issue under the "In this special report" heading.

      Viewing recommendations:
      1) The Inside Job - Oscar-winning documentary on the financial crisis.
      2) William K. Black interviewed on Bill Moyers.

    42. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cloud bubble DOUBLE rainbow!

      Huh? What does it mean?

    43. Re:and this is how... by Rennt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The cloud is a bubble in part BECAUSE it is a fad way of renaming existing technologies under one umbrella label.

      "...in the cloud" is the new '...on the internet!' of the dotcom bubble

    44. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then cloud bubble "rainbow dash"

      "You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again, you muddafucker you!"
      - Joe Pesci, and like Wall Street is some sort of casino... :)

    45. Re:and this is how... by porkUpine · · Score: 1

      You both suck at investing... My Apple APR $550 calls were just sold (two weeks ago) for more than a 1000% gain.. in ONE month.10k into 100k in ONE month. My DEC calls should return the same once the fanboys buy into the iPhone 5 later this year... You gotta do your own investing. Don't rely on the funds to do it for you! (BTW, you could have bought 1/10th the number I did for about $1000 and made the same % return).

    46. Re:and this is how... by ThorGod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think GP was making a joke. "so on and so forth" is kind of an indicator.

      Bingo! I meant that as half sarcastic and half serious. My understanding is that "some people" took some theoretical concepts and applied them to overly optimistic data. (Amongst all the other problems, and simplified terribly.) This isn't a nerds/business people thing...if you use data that thinks real estate can only go up then how is it ever going to tell you real estate otherwise?

      --
      PS: I don't reply to ACs.
    47. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      I also started investing in late 2006, and 2007. I continued to put money in as the market went down (even though I'd lost over 50% of my initial investments at that point). Now I'm up well over 30% (or about 6% a year, but that's not considering the fact that my investment capital increased over the years). I'm also relatively well diversified and largely in index funds, so I'm guessing you just didn't reinvest enough when the market looked scary (which is a very typical investor mistake).

      But yeah, certainly not a long enough period for buy-and-hold long-term returns, regardless.

    48. Re:and this is how... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2

      I don't think the cloud is a fad. The cloud for consumers is a fad. But is Dropbox a fad? Facebook? Gawker?

      Cloud Instances are a powerful tool on the back end. Telling the average consumer about cloud computing? Not so much.

      --
      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    49. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Explain. It wasn't inflation that caused the housing bubble. I don't really see how a gold-standard would've prevented it.

    50. Re:and this is how... by oxdas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The politicians, funded by the investment bankers, made it possible. It was a really bad idea to tie investment banking to retail banking in the 1920's and a bad idea today. The investment bankers created investments out of the mortgage pools and sold them off by risk (with the top being AAA). This meant that more groups could buy shoddy mortgages (some organizations required AAA investments) and get a higher return. More money flooding into the system meant pressure to make more loans (and more fees). Without any vested interest in the loans (the banks were just going to sell them anyway), oversight became lax. Once that wall was broken down between investment and retail banking in the 1990's, bubbles with traditional retail banking assets were inevitable.

      I worked for a large finance company during that time (just a harmless middle manager, so don't blame me). We had all our clients money market assets in "AAA" mortgage backed securities. We made 6% and paid 0.25% return to our clients. Life was good (until it all came crashing down). So, I guess greed is what really made it possible.

    51. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And of course, you can make the same returns by getting lucky at the craps table . . . This kind of investing tends to be basically gambling (not saying all the time, but most of the time for most people). But good for you in this particular instance. Wonder what your 5 year, or 30 year returns will be. (Also, it's a 900% gain, not 1000%.)

    52. Re:and this is how... by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      I think you just secured a few hundred million in venture capital.

    53. Re:and this is how... by TWX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funny that, isn't it?

      There are very few people who have any real wealth besides what's on paper. Even those in illegal economies like drug dealers have their money stored as paper. Not many have their wealth in tangible goods, and many who have tangible goods have luxury items like diamonds.

      Take away all of the paper and all of the records instantly and I'd guess that 99.9999% of the population would be within spitting distance of each other, wealth-wise. Ironically, farmers would probably be the best off, if they have equipment for production and land.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    54. Re:and this is how... by TheWizardTim · · Score: 1

      Bubbles happen when the marginal top tax rate is below 50%. When people have too much easy money, they don't know what to do with it. Instead of investing hard earned money on well researched ideas and companies, they throw it at anything that seems somewhat reasonable. We go from bubble to bubble, with the middle class and the small investor being caught up in the aftermath. After the dot-com bubble, it was not too long before the housing bubble, and then the oil bubble. I hear rumblings that the green bubble is next... About every four years, a bubble forms and then bursts. If you want to fix the problem, make money cost more. Raise taxes on millionaires, and close corporate loopholes. We will stop seeing bubbles, and start seeing real growth.

    55. Re:and this is how... by ashwinsawant · · Score: 1

      The housing bubble was driven by banks which are supposed to be sophisticated financiers.

    56. Re:and this is how... by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      Okay, so last tech bubble, how long after everybody started calling it a tech bubble did the bubble burst? And when a bubble like this bursts is it only the newer companies that get hurt, or does it affect established companies as well? I mean, Samsung is a technology company, but it makes and sells things. So does Apple. But will people look at Google and say that sure it makes a profit but it's all intangible? They have a P/E of under 20 which doesn't seem heinous. Whereas Facebook, based on current estimated value, has a P/E of over 50 and must be at the limits of the expansion phase by now as far as number of active users (maybe, maybe not) - so I could see Facebook getting hurt. And Groupon? Oh dear.

      But, most importantly, there haven't really BEEN that many big tech flotations recently, have there?

    57. Re:and this is how... by Jon+Stone · · Score: 1

      businesses actually have a product if they're offering Cloud services, whereas dotcom companies generally did not.

      If there is a Dotcom bubble and if it does burst, how many customers are the cloud services going to have left?

    58. Re:and this is how... by dadioflex · · Score: 2

      The problem most people overlook is that you can't make plans for the next 30 years based on the current scenario. A lot of thing scan happen in such a large time span.

      Which is kinda the point. Over 30 years a lot of things can happen, but in theory you have the benefit of handing your decisions over to statistical predictions, based on past performance. So there will be wars, and shortages, and fads but overall there will be growth and innovation - now, if there ISN'T then we have a far bigger problem than whether you're making a 4% return on your investment. Many of the rarer raw materials are becoming more difficult to harvest, but we've barely touched the ocean floor. Google Nautilus Minerals and take a look at the machines they're building to harvest minerals around volcanic vents.

      We can safely assume our consumption will reduce in the years ahead, but falling populations globally in the next fifty years or so will alleviate some of the pressure. We'll get used to working with less in the short-term. Today's junkyards and landfills will be rich pickings for tomorrow. Orogen Gold (not a misspelling) are currently re-opening a Roman era gold mine that was closed down decades ago, because more efficient production techniques mean that not only is there probably a lot of mileage left in the actual mine, but a potential "goldmine" in the discarded "processed" ore which will could give up commercial quantities of gold using modern methods.

      There'll be dips and crashes in the short term, but we live in a world where the poorest countries still have a long way to go. The average GDP growth across Africa, as a whole, is around 5% - and that's across an area that ranges from very stable to anarchic. The world's wealth is growing and becoming more fairly distributed. We need to get off the idea that we're doing badly because everyone else is catching us up.

    59. Re:and this is how... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      a rainbow cloud is an it term when you have the whole spectrum of your it services running in the cloud. .... now you'll spend the next 5 mins thinking if that is an actual term or not.. buahahahha

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    60. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh yes, the word hubris comes to mind, then again 'shoeshops should be run by shoemakers, not by bankers', right?

    61. Re:and this is how... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Not really. It's hard to have a huge bubble without fiat currency.

      One word: Tulipmania.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    62. Re:and this is how... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      As far as I can tell, all the "cloud" stuff has actual products with actual value backing it.
      An internet service which is labeled as "cloud" isn't valued higher than the same service without the label and both seem to be valued proportional to the actual product involved.
      In order for a bubble to grow, there has to be a disconnect between actual product value and percieved value.

      Although in the case of Instragram, we might have a very localized bubble. Seriously, what does this service offer that hasn't already been done dozens of times before? To me, the company doesn't seem worth more than a million, if even that.

      --
      Slashdot social media options: AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and Mobile Text. Why no MySpace?
    63. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget financial consultants incentivized to give bad loans through bonus systems that rewarded "growth" independent of the loaner's ability to pay back should the interest rate increase, for instance.

    64. Re:and this is how... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ten years ago, people were deploying exactly the same technologies on the back end (VM instances that were live migrated, spawned and destroyed on demand, and - where needed - fault tolerant using redundant images kept in sync on separate instances). Back then, it was called grid computing, not cloud computing. Twenty years earlier, almost the same thing was called a mainframe, or a mainframe cluster if you wanted your cloud to encompass multiple sites.

      The only real change with the cloud is that now we're doing the same things but with cheap commodity hardware and cheap commodity software. For example, fault tolerance is now part of the standard Xen distribution, but if you wanted to roll it out a decade ago you needed to pay a company like Marathon a lot of money for their hypervisor. If you wanted to roll it out two decades ago, you bought a very expensive VMS system from DEC / Digital (later HP). Now, you can have two (or more) instances of the same VM running on separate sub-$1000 computers, and if one computer dies then people using it don't notice. Total cost of deployment is a couple of thousand dollars of equipment and a couple of hours of time.

      It's the same thing with a lot of other technologies: it's not that they're especially novel, it's that now you can do something everywhere you want to, where previously you could only afford to do it everywhere you absolutely needed to.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    65. Re:and this is how... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Let me guess you are financial genius of the sort who worked at Lehman, Citi, Wells, WAMU, BOA, etc? Those guys did so much better as I recall. Clearly only these proud few should be allowed to spend large sums of money; and only other peoples at that.

      --
      Repeal the 17th Amendment TODAY! Also Please Read http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.html
    66. Re:and this is how... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      To Zuckerberg, money is a resource which is in practically unlimited supply. All he cares about is what it takes to get what he wants. He's not overly conscious about whether he "overpaid".

      If he does that often enough a day will come when he'll find out that "practically unlimited" isn't the same as "actually unlimited."

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    67. Re:and this is how... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the grandparent is thinking of the problems related to money creation and fractional reserve banking. When you take out a mortgage to buy a house, you borrow $n from the bank, hand it to someone else, and they then deposit it in another bank, or in the same bank. It actually doesn't make a difference in the global sense which it is, so we'll assume it's the same bank. That bank is now loaning $n and also has $n in currency. It has effectively created the money (this explanation involves some oversimplifications). It can then lend the same money again, but more importantly it can use either the money or the house (which is the security on the loan) to borrow more money from the central bank. This means that the more money the bank loans, the more it can borrow. Borrowing from the central bank is one way in which more money is introduced into the system with a fiat currency.

      With a fixed currency supply (as with the gold standard), the central bank would quickly run out of money for these new loans. The grandparent is right that there wouldn't have been a bubble without a fiat currency, there would have been a currency (liquidity) shortage, as loans would have become progressively harder to acquire and we'd have had a massive recession very soon after the bubble started to form.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    68. Re:and this is how... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Q: What's the difference between a mainframe and a high-capacity legacy-compatible application server?

      A: About 100 grand.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    69. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ten years ago, people were deploying exactly the same technologies on the back end (VM instances that were live migrated, spawned and destroyed on demand, and - where needed - fault tolerant using redundant images kept in sync on separate instances). Back then, it was called grid computing, not cloud computing. Twenty years earlier, almost the same thing was called a mainframe, or a mainframe cluster if you wanted your cloud to encompass multiple sites.

      The only real change with the cloud is that now we're doing the same things but with cheap commodity hardware and cheap commodity software. For example, fault tolerance is now part of the standard Xen distribution, but if you wanted to roll it out a decade ago you needed to pay a company like Marathon a lot of money for their hypervisor. If you wanted to roll it out two decades ago, you bought a very expensive VMS system from DEC / Digital (later HP). Now, you can have two (or more) instances of the same VM running on separate sub-$1000 computers, and if one computer dies then people using it don't notice. Total cost of deployment is a couple of thousand dollars of equipment and a couple of hours of time.

      It's the same thing with a lot of other technologies: it's not that they're especially novel, it's that now you can do something everywhere you want to, where previously you could only afford to do it everywhere you absolutely needed to.

      Even if buying that (I would argue there are technologic advances in how modern cloud services/platforms are built/powered, but let that be) -- but cloud as a service is different than investing in your own data center. Ten years ago could any company without making any investment just sign up for something like Amazon EC2 and go as needed? It is sort of like the difference between buying CDs or signing up for iTunes, you could argue it is the same thing, but it is also different.

    70. Re:and this is how... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      So, I guess greed is what really made it possible.

      Not your greed though; you were just a harmless middle manager.

      --
      // MD_Update(&m,buf,j);
    71. Re:and this is how... by madhi19 · · Score: 1

      Yeah they might as well say "in the mainframe" or "on the rack"! It pretty much the same thing.

    72. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the people who took on loans that they couldn't repay, nope, they had nothing to do with it at all and aren't burdened with any sense of responsibility whatsoever.

      It's not that I don't fault the bankers and their idiocy, but no one ever blames the mcdonalds employee for buying a $500,000 house either.

    73. Re:and this is how... by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      So your consistent 1000% monthly returns should have made you a multi-millionaire already this year and you're still wasting time posting to slashdot? You should be out trans-world hot air ballooning, visiting the marianas trench, buying sports teams/senators, and doing two chicks at the same time! Unless something crazy happened like, not all of your investments make money...

    74. Re:and this is how... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      The major differences between grid and cloud is that cloud has "unlimited" and momentary scalability. If demand explodes for your service, you can have 30x the capacity inside of 5 minutes. When it's a big VMS or a local Xen cluster, there's a very realistic ceiling to how high you can scale based on how much physical hardware you own (or lease). If there's a demand explosion, your response time past that ceiling is weeks or days (or if you pay a very high price for the privilege, hours - if you're lucky, realistically when we had a 4 hour hardware response time, it still always managed to end up closer to 24 hours). If you colocate, you might even have to physically relocate to a new cage, which involves downtime or capacity reduction.

      Also with cloud services, if demand subsides, you can scale back down, and you paid for that extra capacity with an hourly granularity. In addition, this scalability is controllable with software, you create OS images that are custom tailored to your software preinstalled and configured, then just spin them up and down as demand requires. There's still a capacity ceiling, but because that ceiling is shared across thousands of other customers, it's much, much higher than you probably have the resources to dedicate in your own datacenter or colo location, and doesn't require a substantial up-front financial obligation.

      So cloud stuff isn't really a fad, it's amortizing the costs associated with huge capacity options across a large number of customers. It's not something you couldn't do before, it's just a way to have access to it without a huge initial investment. It introduces new risks and points of failure, but also makes it so you can focus on your software stack rather than having to hire network and operations engineers to manage physical hardware (or having to pay for new capacity with a monthly granularity such as with hosted hypervisors, and also having to spin up a clean image and install your software stack before it can come online, vs spinning up a pre-imaged OS which is ready to roll as quickly as it can boot).

      All that said, that doesn't mean there's no cloud bubble. A lot of investors right now want to hear that word in your sales pitch. If they don't hear it, and they don't hear "social" as well, you probably don't meet the profile most of their clients have asked them to invest in. Cloud isn't some magical unicorn which makes problems go away. It solves certain problems and introduces new problems. A large cloud cluster running 24x7 is more expensive and performs worse than the same capacity as a dedicated colo. If your solution to cloud is just to use it as a VPS, you're going to pay out the nose for that, and most people end up doing exactly that. They don't put the time into learning how to create custom images, they don't script server management, the only way they can bring more capacity online is if an engineer sits down and opens the web management console, spins up some instances, patches those instances, installs the right software, configures that software, and manually brings it online. Basically a lot of people treat cloud like grid, and they end up with the downsides of both.

    75. Re:and this is how... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Ya, good thing it wasn't experienced financiers making financial decisions regarding mortgage derivatives that caused a huge housing bubble and subsequent destruction of the economy a few years ago.

      The guys who made those decisions, for the most part, came out much, much wealthier than they started. For themselves they made the right decisions, they figured out a way to sap a huge amount of wealth out of the economy while painting pictures that made it seem a lot safer to the investors they were reselling mortgages to than it actually was.

    76. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dropbox yes. Google just launched their own drive service and iCloud has their own drive service. Dropbox should have sold to Apple when they had the chance.

    77. Re:and this is how... by hackula · · Score: 2

      Hey, it could be worse. Instead of being up 21 you could easily be down 21,000. Many investors had 40% losses. I was pretty depressed when I invested in my first mutual fund right when the market tanked only to immediately lose a good chunk of change. You cannot let this get you down though. Short term gains and losses have practically no significance if you are investing for the long term.

    78. Re:and this is how... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Take away all of the paper and all of the records instantly and I'd guess that 99.9999% of the population would be within spitting distance of each other, wealth-wise. Ironically, farmers would probably be the best off, if they have equipment for production and land.

      At first. Then the desperate masses get organized by charismatic thugs who still know how to barter, manipulate people and climb to the top and force the farmers into servitude, and then you have a feudal system again, just without the divine right of kings (for the first few generations, anyway).

      Worst case, the idiot masses think they know better than the farmers (or think the farmers are screwing them over), drive them off or kill them, break or destroy the equipment, and just plain make things worse for themselves and everyone else. Think Mugabe's Zimbabwe.

    79. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I guess that sounds about right. Except for the fact that it assumes that the banks wouldn't come up with a way to essentially do the same thing anyway. The reason we have our current mortgage system at all is due to the ingenuity of the banks (well, of the employees they pay massive amounts of money to anyway). The concept of amortizing a loan evenly over 30 years was a huge break-thru and let many more people enter the housing market. And the concept of CMO's to breakup mortgages into more appealing investments was likewise a break-thru that pulled the interest rates way down from the double digits of the 80's. Like you said, a lot of times the banks are lending out money that almost immediately comes right back to them. They don't strictly need a government-run fiat currency for that, they can simply come up with their own "currency" of whatever form is allowed. So I bet you'd still need some pretty significant regulation to prevent this sort of thing in a gold-standard.

    80. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say that the odds that your investments are AAA guaranteed?

    81. Re:and this is how... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      So, 6 years for $21, that means that in 30 years he'll have 5 times that, or $105. Fuck yeah, party time!

    82. Re:and this is how... by Octorian · · Score: 1

      Yes, established companies get hurt too. All these "hot startups" need things, which dramatically increases demand on the companies that make those things. So those established companies have to grow to meet the new demand. Then the bubble bursts, and the demand collapses.

      Not to mention flooding of the tech labor markets, with people who probably had no business being there in the first place...

    83. Re:and this is how... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ironically, farmers would probably be the best off, if they have equipment for production and land.

      What is it that gives a farmer exclusive right over such large tracts of land if not a piece of paper? One person can't reasonably be said to "occupy" tens or hundreds of hectares without the force of law behind them.

      And this is before asking what they're supposed to do with unharvested crops without gasoline and/or laborers. Since they need to be harvested first, all he can do to "pay" for things is write an IOU, another piece of paper.

    84. Re:and this is how... by porkUpine · · Score: 1

      You're right.. .not all investments make money (And I do not consistently get 1000% returns... but that would be OH so nice!) . But I have a vested interest in my investments... 401k managers do not. The point is to take your time, do your research (Slashdot has more than a few smart people as contributors and posters) and be invested in your investments!

      I am a Hundred-thousand-aire, not a multi-millionaire. :-)

    85. Re:and this is how... by niado · · Score: 1

      It's partially the fault of the borrowers, but each individual borrower did not cause the bubble. It was a fault in/with the system.

      If you allow people to do dumb/unethical things that benefit them with little or no consequences they will do it. The scenario began (from the bad borrowers perspective) as largely "victimless", since the lenders would be only screwing themselves by allowing people to borrow who shouldn't, until the problem became large enough that it impacted our entire society.

      The problem was the system that allowed people to do dumb things and get into these bad situations with no consequences.
      Lenders are in the business of lending money. If they lend money to someone who is unable/unwilling to pay them back, the lenders should reap the consequences. The problem with the system was that nobody reaped the consequences for bad or borderline loans, and the entire system crashed.

      If a burger-flipper finds out he can "buy" a $500,000 house (even if he knows he can't make the payments and will default in a few months) I honestly can't fault him for going for it. It's not a good financial decision, but for a person with no money, no prospects, no credit finds out they can "own" a half-million dollar house for even a short time the temptation would be massive.

    86. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy owns more that 50% of the stock so he is the board since he can out-vote everyone else. So he can pretty much do what he wants.

    87. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F0ck Facebook.

    88. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that misses the point that this technology doesn't just exist in some standalone world by itself, humans have to interact with it at some point. Changing the way that interaction occurs (how it happens, the scale, etc) is new and certainly sets that development apart from what came before it. To the extent that these things happen in discrete steps rather than long continual improvements anyway.

      Dropbox doesn't really do anything different the rsync can do. But certainly the way people interface with it is different. Geeks like to think the popularity of things like that are the result of crooked marketing and everyone but them being stupid and gullible, but that is just the usual geek ego inflation. This shit is indeed new. Maybe not on the back end, which if it works well enough is all the the average user (not designer) will ever need to see of it or know about it. Thus it finds its way into more applications than what came before it, gets used by more people, etc etc.

      The first time someone described 'cloud' shit to me I thought: that is just the same distributed storage we've always used. But after seeing how some of it works on the user end it is obviously different.

    89. Re:and this is how... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The guy owns more that 50% of the stock

      $0.00 * 50 % = $0.00

      It's not a question of whether he has the right, it's a question of whether what he has a right over is actually worth anything. Apparently, all that even the people closest to him can get is "Just trust me."

    90. Re:and this is how... by tomthegeek · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the middle managers weren't the ones to walk away with the profits. Not 100% blameless but not a calculating bastard either.

    91. Re:and this is how... by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      But the people who took on loans that they couldn't repay, nope, they had nothing to do with it at all and aren't burdened with any sense of responsibility whatsoever.

      It's not that I don't fault the bankers and their idiocy, but no one ever blames the mcdonalds employee for buying a $500,000 house either.

      Historically, banks would not allow you to take out a loan that you wouldn't be able to repay. For the Boomers generation, it was tough to get a home loan, and on top of that, they would do a proctosigmoidoscopy on your finances to make sure that you would certainly be able to pay.

      Our parents believed this, they taught it to us. Then there was a titanic, albeit quiet, paradigm shift. Suddenly, banks were telling you, "Heck yeah! You can totally borrow that much! In fact, borrow more! If it doesn't work out, you can just flip the house for a tidy profit!"

      I do fault the borrowers of course. But I fault the financial sector more. And I fault the politicians most of all. They are the regulators. We elect them to create the infrastructure in which business and the economy can thrive, and our standard of living can grow. They have been totally corrupted by the money and power available to them. And the voters seem to be totally asleep at the switch.

    92. Re:and this is how... by KhabaLox · · Score: 0

      The cloud is a bubble

      The cloud isn't so much a bubble as a collection of millions of tiny bubbles, all jostling around.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    93. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what does this service offer that hasn't already been done dozens of times before? To me, the company doesn't seem worth more than a million, if even that.

      How much are their users worth?

    94. Re:and this is how... by doston · · Score: 1

      A cloud bubble DOUBLE rainbow!

      Huh? What does it mean?

      It means he's stoned

    95. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooosh!!

    96. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you're also missing an additional steps
      5) Hedge funds and other investment companies took out default insurance on the shell companies that held all the loans, essentially betting that the shell companies would default
      6) The AAA rating was the rating of the insurance agencies, and was supposed to indicate the ability of the insurance agency to pay out claims if the shell corporations defaulted. The ratings were not updated with each new insurance policy created, and therefore did not really represent the ability of the agencies to pay out in case of a default.

      So you can blame the people who got the loans, and they deserve some blame. You can blame the rating agencies because they didn't update their ratings quickly enough. You can blame the government for relaxing laws to allow the whole thing to happen in the first place. But you must also blame the incredibly intelligent, and incredibly greedy hedge fund managers, institutional investors (ie. goldman sachs), and banks because these really are the people who saw the entire picture and decided to run the whole thing into the ground anyways.

      If an analogy makes more sense to you, imagine an engineer that needs to make a bridge. There is a bridge further away that will take you to the same place but it is out of the way and the residents want a faster route. I want to get the bridge finished as cheaply as possible so I can pocket the difference. So instead of making the maximum load 2x more than my average, imagine I decide to use 1.3x so that I can save on building materials. Now imagine I get the city to sign off on my design. I get my crew to build the bridge and for years things work fine, because the traffic is 1x. Now lets say a brand new mall complex opens on the other side of the bridge, and lots of people want to go there, so the amount of traffic on my bridge increases. People are warned by experts that not everyone should use the new bridge and that they do so at their own risk. At some point there might be so much traffic that the bridge collapses. Who's fault is it? Is it all the people who wanted to get there a little bit faster? Is it the cities fault for approving the designs? Is it the Engineers fault? I think most people would agree it's the Engineers fault, he after all is supposed to be looking out for our best interests, but somehow when it comes to almost crashing the entire financial market we don't put a single person in jail? How many people that didn't have mortgages were laid off?

    97. Re:and this is how... by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Possibly. Except it's more likely related to the capital gains tax being so low, not the marginal rate.

    98. Re:and this is how... by oxdas · · Score: 1

      No, my greed too. I could have walked away sooner than I did. I had came to the realization that the company (perhaps the industry) was setup to systematically screw the little guy.

      Capitalism runs on greed. It is not particularly a bad thing, but we need to recognize it and put into place barriers to prevent and contain the worst of it. The only thing that experience convinced me of was the need for regulation. I was an anti-government conservative when I started in finance and a pro-government liberal when I left.

    99. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > when non-financiers

      It's interesting to note than nowadays the CEO and founder of a company worth several billions is not considered as a financier
      Get back on earth, Zuckerberg knows more about building and making a company thrives that the vast majority of traders with finance degree. That's the reason he is amongst the richest in the world.
      Having a good idea is not enough. You have to be skillful enough to make it grow like that.

    100. Re:and this is how... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And while derivatives may have been invented by quantitative analysts (quants)

      Rubbish. Derivatives have existed for centuries. Quants (as in people why try to apply maths & physics to economics) are a recent phenomenon.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    101. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea and those guys in those planes were harmless drones until some middle manager picked them to hijack it and ram it into a building. May I take a quote from above. Horseshit, you may not be as responsible but you sure got paid to make it all possible didn't you?

    102. Re:and this is how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may have actual value backing it but I can run a website on a desktop just as well as on amazon aws, there is a need for "cloud" tech, there always has been, just putting every dick website up on it is a huge waste of time and money for all paying. That is where the cloud bubble lies.

    103. Re:and this is how... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      I think I'd prefer to stick with my existing superannuation fund. For a start, we're taxed on the value of shareholdings here not their returns - so by investing directly I'll be taxed like a mofo. Also, for every dollar I put into my fund, my employer is legally required to put in a dollar and the government another 50 cents. So every contributed dollar is actually a $2.50 contribution. There is no legal requirement for either of the above to give me money to invest in the sharemarket. (Also, once in the superannuation fund here, you cannot opt out from it - ever). And since the fund managers get paid a percentage of the total fund as payment, they tend to be very much interested in improving returns.

      I have considered investing part of my remaining money into the sharemarket directly, but the minimum shareholdings make that untenable (a share worth say $100, I'd need a minimum shareholding of around $10k worth of them or the exchange would force-sell my holdings for being below minimums).

      --
      For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
    104. Re:and this is how... by me3head · · Score: 1

      That's like saying the PC wasn't a revolution because there were computers before. Sometimes scale matters a lot.

  2. Was told, not consulted. by HermDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty much how we all got Timeline.

    --
    JADBP
    1. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Timeline isn't bad. What's wrong with it is that you read down or you read side to side. On time line you need to read down. Then skip over a giant line and read down again. WTF? If they fixed the UI I would move over to it instantly but it's fucked and it's sad Steven Jobs can't call him up telling to fix it.

    2. Re:Was told, not consulted. by rhook · · Score: 3, Informative

      Timeline has not been forced on anyone yet that I know of. You have to click the "Get Timeline Now" button to enable it.

    3. Re:Was told, not consulted. by drpimp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude this is /. we all know you only have like 4 friends ... not really a good sample size.

      --
      -- Brought to you by Carl's JR
    4. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      I'd say that makes not bad, but horrible. An intriguing concept ruined by a just a plain awful UI design decision. The pure disregard for usability is mindboggling...

    5. Re:Was told, not consulted. by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or click on any one of dozens of apps that automatically enable it (e.g. most/all of the "social reader" apps from sites like the Washington Post, HuffPo, etc.)

      --
      make imaginary.friends COUNT=100 VISIBLE=false
    6. Re:Was told, not consulted. by gstrickler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not a bad idea, but it's a terrible implementation. It should be a textbook example of what not to do in the field of information presentation. It puts form over function, makes it difficult to read, hard to find info, and makes terrible use of screen space.

      Aside from that, it's just fine.

      --
      make imaginary.friends COUNT=100 VISIBLE=false
    7. Re:Was told, not consulted. by bsane · · Score: 1

      All of that was true of the the original facebook ui... I haven't seen timeline, but if its worse than that the mind boggles.

    8. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Nimey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you let random apps run on your Facebook account you get what you deserve.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    9. Re:Was told, not consulted. by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      They're pushing it out randomly to people, giving them about a week's notice before they automatically switch you over. I got a notice about a month ago that said they were going to switch me over in a week and that I should prepare by choosing a cover photo, etc. And now I have timeline. (whether I like it or not)

    10. Re:Was told, not consulted. by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      (replying to myself because I thought of something else)

      My guess is that by allowing everyone to switch over whenever they want and then randomly forcing certain people to switch over, they're trying to use "peer pressure" to make the transition easier. (e.g. "everyone else is switching to timeline so I should too"... it's better for facebook if people think they're doing it voluntarily)

    11. Re:Was told, not consulted. by rhook · · Score: 1

      Apps that require it tell you that before you can enable them. And you get what you deserve if you install Facebook apps.

    12. Re:Was told, not consulted. by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apps that tell you in fine print. Apps that if you don't install them, return you to your FB feed rather than let you read the content.

      There is/was also a "Try Timeline Now" button, that enabled Timeline without telling the user that you couldn't turn it off after you "try it".

      But the point is, users don't have to click "Get Timeline Now" to enable it as the GP stated.

      So, while you are technically correct, you've completely missed the point.

      --
      make imaginary.friends COUNT=100 VISIBLE=false
    13. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Do you really think is difficult to read and hard to find info?

      Geez, I wish I knew before... switching to timeline right now!

    14. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I posted a Hulu link to a couple buddies, upon them clicking it, they were transformed to Timeline. Personally I don't have much of a problem with timeline (insofar as I didn't have a problem with FB), it was a tad sneaky.

    15. Re:Was told, not consulted. by cffrost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you [...] on [...] Facebook [...] you get what you deserve.

      Here's a succinct version with a wider margin of safety.

      --
      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    16. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      An intriguing concept ruined by a just a plain awful UI design

      But It doesn't stop you coming here! [drrrrrTish]

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    17. Re:Was told, not consulted. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have noticed zero of the problems you are talking about.

      It doesn't put form over function; two-column layout has been a staple of publishing since time was time.

      It doesn't make it difficult to read; the text is just as legible as it always has been.

      It doesn't make it any harder to find info; you could never find anything on facebook to begin with.

      It doesn't make terrible use of screen space; it makes dramatically better use of screen space than the old layout.

      Are you sure the problem isn't you?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    18. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Magada · · Score: 1

      So, while you are technically correct, you've completely missed the point.

      Par for the course, here.

      --
      Something bad is coming when people are suddenly anxious to tell the truth.
    19. Re:Was told, not consulted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timeline is mandatory... now you know. The link is for people who wanted it now.

      2nd Hit On Google

    20. Re:Was told, not consulted. by lattyware · · Score: 1

      Wow, I got modded troll for this, really?

      --
      -- Lattyware (www.lattyware.co.uk)
  3. I'm confused by sir_eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why did it take 3 days for the other guys to say yes to $1bn?

    1. Re:I'm confused by jjohnson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because the minute someone offers you $1b, you think you're worth 1.1.

      --
      Anyone who loves or hates any language, platform, or manufacturer, doesn't know what they're talking about.
    2. Re:I'm confused by Daniel_is_Legnd · · Score: 2

      My guess is they had their lawyers check everything to make sure they weren't getting shafted.

    3. Re:I'm confused by TWX · · Score: 2

      If I were offered a BILLION dollars for something that I'd created, the first thing I'd do would be to hire a lawyer or firm capable of verifying the functionality of the agreement and letting them give any points as to things that could cheat me out of my money. That doesn't happen in a few minutes. "Yes" is a foregone conclusion for all but such a small number of otherwise reasonable transactions that it's essentially a certainty.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    4. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it was half of what Instagram wanted.

      Read that in WSJ this morning -- no link because I read papers oldschool style

    5. Re:I'm confused by icebraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually,

      Negotiating mostly on his own, Mr. Zuckerberg had fielded Mr. Systrom's opening number, $2 billion

      Two billion dollars for a photo sharing social network with no business model /facepalm.

    6. Re:I'm confused by icebraining · · Score: 1

      No, TFA says the guy asked for two(!) billion.

    7. Re:I'm confused by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      Because they originally wanted $2 billion. Seriously.

    8. Re:I'm confused by TWX · · Score: 2

      For all we know, in social networking, this could really be the Killer App. We won't know until we see how it's used. I don't personally think that it is, but I'm also not a user of modern social networking either.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    9. Re:I'm confused by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seems like they had a $1 billion business model! ;)

      --
      ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    10. Re:I'm confused by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      They had a business model: sell out for $1 billion.

      --
      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    11. Re:I'm confused by rhook · · Score: 1

      $1,000,000,000 for a company that has yet to turn a profit cannot be considered "shafted", unless you're the idiot who buys it.

    12. Re:I'm confused by euxneks · · Score: 3, Informative

      Two billion dollars for a photo sharing social network with no business model /facepalm.

      It's not the tech he's buying.

      --
      in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
    13. Re:I'm confused by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't Facebook "roll their own" photo-sharing service for less than a billion dollars?

      How in the hell did obvious ideas backed by a few weeks of coding become worth billions?

      --
      This space available.
    14. Re:I'm confused by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS-DOS was worth billions of dollars, and it was a hackjob because the creator of CP/M wouldn't give IBM the time of day and they needed something NOW.

      Google was a research project that proved phenomenonally successful yet started out simply.

      Apple was from a few hardware hackers building illegal devices in a garage in the suburbs.

      You don't know where the next killer app will come from. In this case, if Instagram was the first company to do this truly correctly in the technical sense, and if Facebook wanted this technology NOW, then we're back to the same scenario as a bunch of hackers in New Mexico ready to fulfill the needs of a giant company from Armonk.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    15. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can if it's couched in ridiculous terms that makes the one billion dollar deal effectively transfer substantially less than one billion dollars.

    16. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This not about building your own -- this is about buying out a competitor.

    17. Re:I'm confused by Surt · · Score: 1

      It could be the killer app, but the real question would revolve around whether or not Facebook could build a superior competitor and win the market for less than a billion dollars. I suspect they could have.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    18. Re:I'm confused by moozey · · Score: 2

      It's one thing creating an Instagram clone but it's another thing attracting the ~30 million members to use it. If Facebook created their own Instagram there's every chance it could turn out like Google+. Why compete with something when you can just consume it?

    19. Re:I'm confused by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      He waited for the check to clear the bank.

      --
      "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
    20. Re:I'm confused by cob666 · · Score: 1

      I would be surprised if most of those ~30 million users Instagram claims to have aren't already using Facebook to share their photos.

      --
      Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law - Aleister Crowley
    21. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This acquisition wasn't about the technology, it was about a desirable user population interacting on something that was not Facebook.

      If you're looking for a historical analogy, Yahoo buying GeoCities for billions in stock is probably a good fit.

    22. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note the company was valued at $500M. Maybe he overpaid but also maybe he wasn't buying a 100K garbage idea.
      http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2012/04/09/did-facebook-panic/

    23. Re:I'm confused by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Actually, he's buying the GPS data attached to each and every photo taken via Instagram, which will enable him to better target advertisements for places nearby. What appears to be no business model is actually a very clever one - encourage users to take photo's with their iPhone/Android, apply a stupid sepia tone to make it look "classic" and in the process, tell the service where they are down to a GPS co-ordinate, so that companies in the area can have their products advertised to the users.

      Since Facebook (like Google) is an advertising company, this makes a lot of sense.

      --
      ... wait, what?
    24. Re:I'm confused by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Meh, even at a complete loss that amount of money will barely affect either Facebook's or Zuckerberg's value. A one billion dollar mistake isn't that bad when he's made a few billion dollars of good decisions already.

    25. Re:I'm confused by adversus · · Score: 1

      Instagram as an app is not worth $1 Billion.

      But they're dedicated users and install base are. That's what Facebook was after.

    26. Re:I'm confused by moozey · · Score: 1

      Even so, I'd bet that it would be a hard task to migrate 30 million people when a lot of them have already invested so much time into the app (I'm sure some would have hundreds, if not thousands, of photos tied to their account). Also, a lot of celebrities use Instagram which definitely has a lot of pulling power for certain groups of people (much like Twitter).

      Is Instagram worth $1 billion? I'd say definitely not, but I can understand why he'd rather buy them out instead of creating a similar app.

    27. Re:I'm confused by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Two billion dollars for a photo sharing social network with no business model /facepalm.

      Where's Marty McFly and how the hell did he bring us all back to 1998?

    28. Re:I'm confused by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      $2B is not for the photo sharing network. $2B is for Mr. Systrom's massive balls.

      --
      May Peace Prevail On Earth
    29. Re:I'm confused by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      Two billion dollars for a photo sharing social network with no business model /facepalm.

      As a photography enthusiast (or whatever), I absolutely hate facebook's current photo sharing system. They force really bad lossy-compression on all images resulting in large blocky artifacts all over your images. It lacks the option to fix a problem with a picture without deleting the photo and reuploading (thus removing all of the comments). And those are just the worst problems.

      I've been wanting to switch to Flickr, but it would be too difficult to explain to certain family members and friends. (and it would eliminate the ability to tag friends)
      I suspect that I'm not alone in this position (especially among photographers) and if facebook can fix it by purchasing a company, then it might actually be worth a billion or two USD.

    30. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nword please....install facebook app, authorize gps location, done deal...no money spent

    31. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worth $2B but not worth your time to tell your friend to go F themselves and check your flicker account or whatever

    32. Re:I'm confused by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

      I see.

      So it's about how the free market increases competition? ;)

      --
      This space available.
    33. Re:I'm confused by oztiks · · Score: 0, Troll

      No he's giving his uni mates $1b because he can. I hope the fool gets found out and they wrap a set of bars around him. The market said "hey lets give an emotionally unstable little runt bucket loads of money" and now after they did we're supposed to be surprised when he does stupid ass shit with it?

      Facebook is a worthless model as is Instagram and I know it has "ad" revenue. I'm sorry but you take the 4 biggest entities on the net into consideration and its so obvious why a bubble will begin. You have Apple. Microsoft. Google. Facebook.

      Apple and Facebook can fall off the face of the earth go broke and the internet as we know it wouldn't even feel a bump. Google or Microsoft fell out of existence, well, literally one half of the internet would simply disappear while the other half wouldn't know what to do with itself. Why do lame ass businesses make the same if not more money that ones than actually keep the whole place running?

      We give all this money to these useless ass businesses that DONT REALLY DO ANYTHING and we will end up worse off than 09, 01. So on....

    34. Re:I'm confused by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Especially given the history of who was offering it in this case . . .

    35. Re:I'm confused by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And look how well that went...

      --
      This space available.
    36. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profit? They don't even have any *revenue* how do you valuate a company with no revenue?
      Insanity doesn't even begin to describe this deal.

    37. Re:I'm confused by FunkDup · · Score: 2

      Actually, he's buying the GPS data

      I can't find links right now but I'm going to say this anyway.

      Supposedly Zucks was asked point blank why the don't have GPS in their mobile app and said "we don't need it". Whoever it was (Cringely?) suggested they already have the location data from scraping photos for GPS data and cross referencing it with login locations of other users in the photos and other stuff they know (like where people say they live and bars they've tagged etc). Zucks supposedly said they would love to be selling highly targeted location based ads and the only reason they don't is because all off the internal polling they do suggests a big PR backlash because people think its creepy. Whatever I read even mentioned a rumour that Zucks' preferred method to get this implimented is by acquisition.

      Up until I read TFS I still thought the biggest part of this story was buying a fast growing mobile app and denying 30m users to Google or someone else. If Zucks just went all BWOL it certainly adds credence to the idea.

      --
      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds -- Albert Einstein
    38. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when they accumulated tens of millions of content generating users, that's when

    39. Re:I'm confused by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      "I've been wanting to switch to Flickr, but it would be too difficult to explain to certain family members and friends."

      Damn, Facebook really is the new AOL. Even my Nan can click a link in an email and bookmark the site that appears in her browser.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    40. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its better to do smaller acquisitions and integrate. For example Apple has never purchased a company for anything over 400 million and that 400 million dollar purchase was NeXT.

    41. Re:I'm confused by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      That looks to me as if they were incredulous at first. After the shock wore off, they probably made their opening number almost as a joke, almost in the "we're not really interested" range. Once they figured out that the money offered was real, they had to absorb the shock before saying yes, and rebuild their poker faces.

      And that is how three days can pass.

    42. Re:I'm confused by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      True, but there may even be some value in that: it may be that those ~30M users have social connections in Instagram which they haven't created in Facebook. That is to say, maybe now Facebook has even more data about how their existing user base is connected.

      Even if that's not true, buying that user base ensures nobody else buys it. Basically, I see this as a defensive maneuver, helping put off the day that Facebook becomes the next MySpace.

      --
      The CB App. What's your 20?
    43. Re:I'm confused by yabos · · Score: 1

      But it has filters!!

    44. Re:I'm confused by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Most people could retire on 200m without careful planning.

      --
      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    45. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the functionality he's after ... it's the user data.

      All of your details are belong to the Zuck.

    46. Re:I'm confused by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      Well it's not so much the lack of ability. It's just that outsourcing photos to another website makes viewing them inconvenient and lacks the "social" part of social networking. There's no tagging and nobody wants to have to create an account just so that they can leave a comment. And personally, I don't blame them. It's a pain. The integrated "photos" feature is very convenient and definitely serves a purpose. I just wish it wouldn't suck. (bad compression and lack of features)

    47. Re:I'm confused by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      There's no tagging

      From Flickr's homepage: "Add rich information like tags, locations & people." "Explore Flickr through tags"

      and nobody wants to have to create an account just so that they can leave a comment.

      From Flickr's homepage: "or login with your facebook ID"

      The integrated "photos" feature is very convenient and definitely serves a purpose.

      From Flickr's homepage: "Upload your photos once to Flickr, then easily and safely share them through Facebook, Twitter, email, blogs and more."

      Seriously, Facebook = AOL. "Don't know, don't want to know."

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    48. Re:I'm confused by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      First of all, I'm a Flickr Pro subscriber, so I'm intimately familiar with all of its features.

      In re tagging:
      Yes, Flickr has something called "tagging," but it's a different definition of the word "tag." It's a textual field for each photo so that you can assign to it some keywords to make your image more "searchable" for Flickr's built-in search engine. It doesn't actually link the photo to a person's Facebook/Flickr user account.

      In re Facebook integration:
      Flickr's idea of "Facebook integration" is allowing you to log in to their website with your Flickr credentials (a process that you can expedite by using your Facebook credentials, but you're still having to create a Flickr account) and subsequently letting you post a link on your own Facebook wall to a photo or an album with a tiny thumbnail. Potential viewers then have to navigate away from Facebook into Flickr to view the actual photo(s). And that's if I leave my album wide open to the entire world with no concept of privacy. (which I don't like to do since there are other people in my photos - it's a violation of their privacy) So then if I want to restrict who can see the album, (e.g. my Facebook friends), I have to instruct them to create a Flickr account and then I would have to manually whitelist each of those people. Contrastingly, with the "Facebook photos" system, my "friends" automatically have access and everyone else is blacklisted.

      In re "logging in":
      Not everyone likes linking their Facebook account with arbitrary websites - especially not when all they want to do is view/comment [on] a photo. And even when someone does link their account, they can still only access private photos after I go in an manually whitelist them. Facebook's built-in photo system lets you view and comment on photos without having to reauthenticate and it lets you do it in situ. In addition to that, it has built-in privacy controls that let you control which groups of people can see which photos.

      All things considered, yes, I could put my photos on Flickr and inconvenience my friends/family and potentially violate their privacy, but the cons simply outweigh the pros. And no, I'm not an AOL user (metaphorical or otherwise)... I'm a CS major who doesn't have a lot of free time to manage a hundred different applications strung together by shoestrings and instead prefer to use systems that are robust and integrated.

      Also, if you prefer empirical evidence, there was a time when I posted all of my photos straight to a Gallery2 installation on my web server and would post a link to it on my Facebook page. (essentially the same solution as you're proposing) I ended up switching back to the built-in Facebook gallery because comments and views were virtually non-existent. It's very inconvenient to have to leave Facebook to casually view some photos. In case you're unfamiliar with Facebook, photos that are either new or have had lots of recent activity show up in your friends' news feeds. So when they log in, they will see something of this nature: "[friend a] and [friend b] commented on [friend c]'s photo," along with the actual photo. It also shows some of the comments and lets other people join the conversation. That level of interaction isn't present when you just post a link to an external website. My guess is that you've never used Facebook and thus have no knowledge of the distinction, but it's definitely there and it was very apparent to me from my Gallery2 migration experiment.

    49. Re:I'm confused by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      You're not really arguing against my point. Flickr integrates perfectly well with blogs and websites. And regular web users comfortably navigate in and out of blogs and websites. But Facebook is a closed universe, a walled garden. The site doesn't play well with other services, you can't even view a public wall without a Facebook account (Youtube, G+, Flickr, Tumblr, Wordpress, etc etc etc all happily let random surfers view public pages/photos/videos/profiles without creating an account. (Pinterest is a little more obnoxious about it, but it still lets you see the pin/profile, unlike Facebook.))

      And like previous walled gardens, like AOL, like CompuServe, too many Facebook users lose or never gain the ability to use the web-proper. As soon as they move beyond the walled garden, they are lost and confused. Doesn't matter how badly Facebook works, doesn't matter how many superior services are out there, if it's not on Facebook it doesn't exist in their world.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    50. Re:I'm confused by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      ...you can't even view a public wall without a Facebook account

      And what purpose would that serve, exactly? Stalking? If you can interact with the people whose profile you're viewing, then what's the point? Very few people are willing to have their profile/comments/photos visible to the entire world of people who might be prospective employers or other authority figures. Your Facebook credentials let other people blacklist/whitelist you based on groups they assign you to (or specifically block you if they want). You lose that functionality when you have your profile visible to everyone and without requiring users login.

      But Facebook is a closed universe, a walled garden.

      Yes, and people like it for the same reasons they like living in a gated community. Privacy, safety, and convenience. Privacy/safety was addressed in the previous paragraph, and the convenience should be apparent. Browsing Facebook is fast because everything can be done from inside the web application. If I want to view my best friend's vacation photos, all I have to do is click on them and they load asynchronously in a pop-under. From there, I can hit my left or right arrow keys to keep viewing, or I can click "close" and continue reading the newsfeed without waiting for a full reload. If a website wants to integrate their website into Facebook, there is an API for that.

      Facebook is a web application. Highly-integrated applications are always the most useful, whether it's a desktop app or a web app. Would you prefer to use Visual Studio/Eclipse/C++ Builder or would you prefer to use gedit and then alt-tab over to your terminal to compile? I prefer the former, and that's the issue here. Yes it can be done by stringing things together, but it's hardly robust and certainly not integrated. You're using the term "walled garden" as some kind of pejorative, but really it's a feature. To most people, Facebook is a highly-integrated web application that meets the majority of their needs all within the application. That's what makes it popular. You might disagree that you it's best for you, but to say that it isn't best for its core user base would be out of touch. I bet you're also trying to convince your grandmother that she should be using vim instead of Microsoft Word... I think the state of software engineering would be better if people would take the time to better understand their user base and the lives that they lead. Not everyone is going to have the technological aptitude of an engineer, but that's okay. I'm sure I wouldn't want you performing open heart surgery on me, just as I wouldn't want my surgeon writing firmware for a pacemaker.

    51. Re:I'm confused by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      (replying to self)

      too many Facebook users lose or never gain the ability to use the web-proper. As soon as they move beyond the walled garden, they are lost and confused

      I'm curious who you know that is like this. I can only speak for people my age (23 - 25), but having grown up with the WWW, these people have no trouble navigating the world outside of Facebook. My friends and classmates browse our university subreddit, many of them have their own domain and personal website, and Facebook is only a subset of the WWW to them. I'm not saying they don't check it, but they can do nearly anything that you and I can do w.r.t "web browsing."

  4. Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mr. Z seems to be a bit immature. Maybe this was an amazingly clever purchase, but it strikes me as a childish exercise in spending. Assuming he retains control of FB after the IPO I don't expect that the company will fare well or spend cash well. IMHO..

    1. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by TWX · · Score: 1

      Only time will tell us the answer to that though, and possibly not even then. This will pivot on what Facebook does with its new company, and what happens to Facebook writ large in the marketplace and within the rest of the company.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    2. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      considering they had a billion dollars to lay on it _before_ ipo...

      anyways, is it all cash or partially shares in fb?

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    3. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by chrb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Business leaders think that Zuckerberg is some kind of genius tech visionary because of the success of Facebook. That's why he gets invited to have dinner with the President, and to talk at the World Economic Forum...

      There is another hypothesis: he got lucky, he happened to be in the right place, at the right time, doing the right things.

      Time will tell...

    4. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by thammoud · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you 100%, I dont think the money experts, take your pick (Banks, Hedge Funds), will be any better judge of value.

    5. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, history already shows that. And by lucky I assume you mean ripped off the tech; which he did.

    6. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with you about whether this was immature. It very well could have been.

      I'd like to put the acquisition into context, though. In 1999 the Yahoo board of directors voted to buy an unproven sports video streaming company, "Broadcast.com", for $5 billion. They didn't have a large base of users. All they had was contracts with the different athletic leagues. That asset completely dissolved in the following years and doesn't exist in any way right now. Check: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cuban

    7. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by moozey · · Score: 1

      Cash and shares. I'm pretty sure the split has been kept private though.

    8. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The article makes it sound like the purchase was entirely in shares of Facebook.

    9. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Douchebagberg seems to be a bit immature.

      He needs to work on his negotiating skills -- the boychild could have bought them for far less. Hell, even the dumbass rednecks on Pawn Stars know how to haggle the price down. I'd check to see if any of them are his fudge packing buddies...

    10. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Yes, its very immature to shit money every time you sit down, stand up, flush the lever, wipe, put on your hat, breath...

      --
      Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
    11. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would never buy into the Facebook POS IPO.

      Its just a question of time before the government puts regulations on those clowns.

      All the FB people that couldn't cash out before will be unloading their shares like Powerball tickets.

    12. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Time has already told; Facebook is already part of history.

      He was wildly lucky in terms of who he knew, how advanced the internet had become, and the subsequent progression of mobile technology. Genius? Eh.... Regardless, he's certainly been visionary in some capacity.

    13. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by McGruber · · Score: 1

      There is another hypothesis: he got lucky, he happened to be in the right place, at the right time, doing the right things.

      In other words, Zuckerberg is Marc Andreessen 2.0.

    14. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has seen multiple acquisitions go down in a company where half a dozen execs and board members were involved, this was probably just as smart of a move as any other. Good acquisitions are rare. Often times companies are somewhat interested in a particular area of technology, buy acquire a company that does something in that field, produce nothing useful from it and worse yet leave the acquired businesses customers somewhat screwed.

      At least Zuckerberg saw something he was interested in, that people were passionate about, and had the balls to say "this feels right, we're doing this and we're going to make it work!".

      If you want to buy into more "mature" companies, do so, but as they make acquisitions you'll most likely see their stock price fluctuate by pennies because often the market doesn't expect anything big to come of it.

    15. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Rexel99 · · Score: 1

      This aint Kansas any more, and Mark, this is not you and a few other developers starting a new site. You have spent a good portion of the funds you have for this, not to say it's a bad purchase and I am sure you can justify it, but I am not going to spend mega bucks on a renovation for my house without discussing it properly with the wife, and nor should you Mark, you have a management board for a reason and your obligated to use them. So no, I wont be raising Facebook investments with my wife.

    16. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your that sure its a bubble, short the stock. (That's what I'm doing).

    17. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luck has more to do with being part of history than most people realize.

    18. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business leaders think that Zuckerberg is some kind of genius tech visionary because of the success of Facebook. That's why he gets invited to have dinner with the President, and to talk at the World Economic Forum...

      There is another hypothesis: he got lucky, he happened to be in the right place, at the right time, doing the right things.

      Time will tell...

      It's cute that you think those two scenarios are different.

    19. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a third option: Given Zuckerberg is willing to take users passwords and blame the victims that they trusted him the people at The World Economic Forum knew Zuckerberg was one of them.

    20. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has been leading the company for a decent amount of time. He didnt just get in, get rich and sell out in a matter of a couple years.

      He clearly has a proven track record now.

    21. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by bazorg · · Score: 1

      what's the difference between being a genius tech visionary and being the guy in the right place, at the right time, doing the right things?

    22. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, history already shows that. And by lucky I assume you mean ripped off the tech; which he did.

      From whom, the Winklevoss imbeciles?

      Merely having an idea is worthless, you have to be able to execute on it. And that means, at the beginning, you exercise on it yourself. You don't offer someone a pittance equity stake, demand they do all of that grubby "execution" stuff for you, and walk off with the lions' share of a multi-million dollar (as they envisioned it) company.

      At least, you don't unless you have an Old-Money entitlement complex.

  5. Read the card... by TwoBeans · · Score: 1

    CEO, bitch.

    --
    -2B
    1. Re:Read the card... by readandburn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      CEO and Majority Shareholder, bitch.

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:Read the card... by optimism · · Score: 1

      Majority Voteholder, bitch

      Fixed that for you.

      Zuck doesn't hold a majority of shares. But he holds class B shares, so he ends up having majority voting rights. IIRC, 57% of the vote. The CEO part is of course irrelevant, in terms of who controls the overall direction of the company.

    3. Re:Read the card... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

      Not to go all Grammar Nazi on you, but I'm pretty sure you capitalize "Bitch", if it's a title on a business card.

    4. Re:Read the card... by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      I think it would look neater like this:

      Mark Zuckerberg
      Bitch & CEO of Facebook

      "Who's paying your food, dude?"

      "Millions of people I despise... though to none of them I'm worth more than a few cents."

      Awwww, poor little bitch... money can only help so much with issues like this ^^

  6. I want in! by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    I have 10 grand to spare! can i get in on the stock before opening day?

    1. Re:I want in! by Surt · · Score: 1

      Probably not at this point. They've shut down trading on sharespost, so it's much harder to make a deal now. Should have gotten in last month!

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  7. Personal Deal by SolitaryMan · · Score: 2

    I had the feeling that there is something personal about this deal from day one. This only reinforces my suspicion.

    --
    May Peace Prevail On Earth
    1. Re:Personal Deal by FsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I figured the same thing. At least one of Instagram's employees, Philip McAllister, was at Gowalla when it was picked up by Facebook less than 6 months ago.

      That guy might be the luckiest bastard in the world, having worked for 2 tiny companies whose only significant act was getting acquired by Facebook. On the other hand, Zuckerberg could just be funneling company money to friends?

      --
      I made a PHP/MySQL library that prevents SQL injection & makes coding easier!
  8. CEO 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any more proff the Zukerber is just a douche clueless hipster that happened to "create" facebook?

    1. Re:CEO 2.0 by TWX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No different that Bill Gates, that college dropout that was in the right place at the right time, had an ostensible competitor that didn't fit the system correctly, and managed to provide something close enough to what was wanted and needed to cement his place in the market.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    2. Re:CEO 2.0 by optimism · · Score: 1

      Douche, perhaps.
      Clueless, unlikely.
      Hipster, absolutely not.

    3. Re:CEO 2.0 by moozey · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what kind of person the term "hipster" refers to, do you?

    4. Re:CEO 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gates & Allen were the first to offer a high level language for microcomputers.

      Zuck was the 423rd person to create a social network website, he was just smart/lucky enough to target Harvard students as his initial user group.

    5. Re:CEO 2.0 by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Glossing over the AC's response to your post... I very much agree with your sentiment. Like Ballmer and (to a lesser extent) Gates, Zuckerberg has also had very strong business sense to retain very tight control over his company.

    6. Re:CEO 2.0 by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Zuckerberg hates hipsters, and just bought Instagram to shut it down?

    7. Re:CEO 2.0 by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No. It's a term that doesn't get used in the UK. I don't understand it. I don't understand the hatred for it. I don't know whether it applies to me, and I don't even care. I'm really not sure why it's important to some people to identify with it, and important to some people to identify themselves as not being it.

      I certainly don't see any point using it to stereotype a diverse and disparate population, which may be why it hasn't caught on in the UK.

    8. Re:CEO 2.0 by spiralx · · Score: 1

      Except it most definitely is a term used in the UK - from the Guardian.

    9. Re:CEO 2.0 by wamatt · · Score: 1

      Ahhhhhhhhh

      Oh ok that explains it, bro. Here I was thinking stupidly that his talent and intelligence played a major decisive role too.

      I mean who the f-- cares about the truth, feels better to call it timing and placement, right? It's amost as if.. any nerd in his position would just have automatically created a billion dollar company.

      We are all amazing and special after all.

  9. Profitless? by NovaSupreme · · Score: 5, Interesting

    >> Instagram, the yet-profitless photo-sharing service
    Make that revenue-less!

    Their whole pitch on making money is presented here in its entirety:
    ". There will be opportunities for consumers to buy extra add-ons like special filters, etc. "
    So, folks, that's it - special filters, etc. Magical words.

    1. Re:Profitless? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      In app purchases/microtransactions are a proven model.

    2. Re:Profitless? by Burning1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sometimes the value in your product isn't in the ability to make a profit, but in the ability to damage an established market leader that has a lot of money to spend.

    3. Re:Profitless? by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      He's not making a move for the company as it is. He is making the transaction for what it could be as well as avoiding lawsuits if some of his ideas run parrallel to what insta had but did not know. Here is the hook.. FB owns insta.. insta is agnostic. By owning insta as a clearing house for photos for the all social media he gets a good idea what their traffic is like - the content their user base provides. It's like owning the one branch of the railroad and buying the railroad station hub.

      --
      Beware of those who profit off the docile and persecute the unbelievers.
    4. Re:Profitless? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Should have bought Memegenerator instead.

    5. Re:Profitless? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The comedy being that "Camera Awesome" went live with that model, and consequently produces significantly more revenue than Instagram even without the millions of users.

      Whether it makes a profit is probably a function of initial development cost; that it will eventually make a profit is a pretty good bet.

    6. Re:Profitless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steps:
      1. Make underpants
      2. ??????????
      3. Profit

  10. Wait for the next acquisition after the IPO by Kergan · · Score: 2

    Shareholders were told, not consulted, that a year's worth of earnings had been invested in a company with 30M+ users, nearly all Facebook users, and zero revenue...

    I suspect that Zuck needs to work on investor relations somewhat...

    1. Re:Wait for the next acquisition after the IPO by optimism · · Score: 1

      He has majority voting rights over the company, plus he's working "in the trenches" as CEO, plus he already has more money than he can spend.

      So no, he doesn't NEED to work on investor relations at all. Unless he wants to add another zero to his already astronomical net worth.

      At this point in his life, I'm guessing he doesn't care so much about that next zero. Which makes Facebook a bad stock bet imho.

    2. Re:Wait for the next acquisition after the IPO by Surt · · Score: 1

      Why, he has majority control. He can shaft the investors all he wants and there is nothing they can do.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    3. Re:Wait for the next acquisition after the IPO by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      I suspect that Zuck needs to work on investor relations somewhat...

      What rhymes with Zuck that he doesn't give?

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
  11. He only bought instagram to troll by Cito · · Score: 3, Funny
    Since the Winklevoss twins were interested in purchasing it first. Zuckerberg swooped in and bought it solo with the quickness before the Winklevoss' knew what hit them...

    It's all setup for The Social Network Part 2 :P

  12. Easy to understand why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy to understand why he pushed it through on such short notice. Zuckerberg is all against going public because he will lose much of the control. He is going to use it while he still has it, plus now he need not worry about the approval of his stockholders. Had the company been public and the stockholders not been happy with the purchase, you would see the stock of Facebook drop like a rock.

  13. surprisedface.jpg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, they thought being the board of directors made them different from the peons?

  14. Right..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um srsly, no one sees the writing on the wall? This was a front for something else, they probably had dirt on zuckerburg.

  15. And the cost to replace instagram is what? by rs79 · · Score: 1

    100K ?

    Some asshole if probably working on a free version right now.

    --
    Need Mercedes parts ?
    1. Re:And the cost to replace instagram is what? by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      There are a half a dozen companies, if not more, that have the features of Instagram. What they don't have is the community of 40M+ users. That makes all the difference.

    2. Re:And the cost to replace instagram is what? by Swampash · · Score: 1

      What they don't have is the community of 40M+ users, 80% of whom are iPhone users. iPhone users are the most desirable consumers in the world because they buy stuff.

  16. Standing in awe by caffemacchiavelli · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I'm still unsure how they got their investors to accept a $500M valuation (Series B, was it?), going into a meeting thinking "Yeah, $2B for a popular photo sharing app platform sounds about right" must take some cojones. I probably couldn't sell Instagram for $200M, I wouldn't even know where to start.
    "So, we have this platform and our users are totally committed to the experience and not just using it because it's hip...and we all know that social media startups tend to stay popular and don't crash after a year or two...and crap, we can totally monetize that thing, like print photos on mugs and stuff...that's like an instant $80M/year right there, minus the cost of the mugs, of course. So, whaddaya say, two billion?"

    1. Re:Standing in awe by admdrew · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling both Instagram and Zuckerberg both know this was a $1bn purchase of a name (and idea), and had nothing to do with the technology. Facebook is already one of the best software developers in the world.

    2. Re:Standing in awe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Facebook is already one of the best software developers in the world.

      1. They "compile" PHP into C++ and then into assembly
      2. Each update to their software requires propagation of a 1.5GB binary blob
      3. ( 2 ) was causing so much trouble that they implemented an internal Bit Torrent system by which the servers pull the blob.
      4. Still, several per cent of servers fail to load the new software image on each deployment and have to be manually updated.
      5. The ( unitary ) release manager has a karma rating system by which to punish developers who make mistakes. This can be "corrected" by bribing him with liquor and cake.

      You still think they are one of the best?

    3. Re:Standing in awe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook is already one of the best software developers in the world.

      [metric needed]

  17. SPECIAL FILTERS! by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Where do get me some of this! Can they deliver it to my house via Webvan?

    --
    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
    1. Re:SPECIAL FILTERS! by 246o1 · · Score: 1

      Where do get me some of this! Can they deliver it to my house via Webvan?

      No, but I think Kozmo.com carries Instagram, and will bring it on a bike with some free ice cream....

      --
      Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
    2. Re:SPECIAL FILTERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read your signature...

      Perhaps you should teach better? If you "teach" him to fish, and he cannot catch anything then you didnt teach him either where to fish or what to fish with.

  18. The really sick thing about where you are wrong? by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    it was 98 days worth of revenue, based on 2011 income.

    not even 4 months worth....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook

    --
    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
  19. Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Public by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once Facebook goes public, Zuckerberg is going to be in for a RUDE awakening. He won't be able to treat it like his little piggybank, he will have to consult the board (his bosses after it goes public) for anything he does and the board can fire him.

    The vast majority of tech companies that have gone public in the last 15 years have ended up firing the founding CEO after a period of mismanagement shortly after the companies go Public. The exceptions to this rule are rare and I doubt Zuckerberg is going to be one of them. This is the type of stuff they do and after the company is public and the founders ownership is GREATLY diluted they end up getting fired by the board of directors. Usually it's from not seeking maximum shareholder value, but in other cases it's for outright in ability to grow the company.

    Personally, I don't think Zuckerberg is going to survive more than 5 years as CEO of the public Facebook. But the VC's and investment banks will have gotten their pound of flesh and moved on.

  20. Re:The really sick thing about where you are wrong by Kergan · · Score: 1

    Sorry for my poor English. I thought that, in the US anyway, earnings = profits != revenue.

    But I might be wrong, obviously, being a non-US native...

    Might also be wrong about their making $1bn profits last year, too... But I more or less recall reading that figure at some point.

  21. $100bn by robwgibbons · · Score: 1

    Where the hell did they get a $100bn valuable? I call BS.

    1. Re:$100bn by robwgibbons · · Score: 1

      *Valuation. I fail to digest how an IPO valuation at $100bn could even be CONCEIVABLE

    2. Re:$100bn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sharks with lasers

  22. it shows by superwiz · · Score: 1

    how is instagram worth $1 billion instead of $100 million? Because Facebook has that much to burn? Or because they wouldn't take $100 million if offered?

    --
    Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  23. Re: I haven't seen timeline by neonsignal · · Score: 2

    imagine the old sequence of updates, except randomly alternated between the left and right hand of two columns, and a faint line with dots down the middle so your eyes hopefully know which way to jump

  24. What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by CaptSwifty · · Score: 4, Informative

    What will this do to Facebook's future IPO when potential investors see a "maverick" CEO who does what he wants without consulting the board? I can't imagine a lot of fund managers will like the idea of putting billions of dollars at stake with someone like Zuckerberg spending huge sums of money without getting input from people who already own a large percentage of the company.

    How does Zuckerberg own only 28% of the stock but have 57% of the voting rights? Are there really that many non-voting shareholders?

    1. Re:What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      dual class.

    2. Re:What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does Zuckerberg own only 28% of the stock but have 57% of the voting rights? Are there really that many non-voting shareholders?

      Since Google's IPO, dual class ownership structures have become very popular in the tech sector. Google didn't invent the concept; it has been common for a long time in media companies, especially news organizations, where it was felt that it would be detrimental if the shareholders at large could wield their power to exercise editorial control. In Google's case, the concern of the founders was partly that shareholders might attempt to exercise editorial control over search results, for example to inflate the position of sites belonging to advertisers, and partly that shareholders might force a myopic focus on quarterly profitability that drives so many publicly-traded companies. So Google structured its stock into two classes, A and B. Class A shares have the same ownership interest as class B shares, but every class A share has 10 votes, while each class B has only one.

      In the case of Facebook, the editorial control issue isn't really there, because of the nature of what Facebook does. But concern about giving control to people who might care more about the short term than the long is certainly possible. So Facebook, and many other tech companies, go for dual class ownership structures that allow lots of people to invest and reap financial rewards from the company's success, but give a voting majority to a small group.

      Incidentally, Google's founders have realized that as the company issues more class B shares it gradually dilute their control, even with the 10:1 vote ratio. Hence the recent announcement of a plan to create a third class, C, of shares that have no voting rights at all. The plan (if approved by the SEC) will do a 2:1 stock split, effectively, by paying a "dividend" of one class C share to the holder of each class A or B share. So the number of shares outstanding will double, but half will be non-voting. Google can then start giving class C shares to employees, and, if they need to raise money, can issue a new batch of class C shares for sale on the open market without diluting the founders' control. Theoretically, this might allow the founders to sell half of their stock (all their C shares) without losing any control, so they are required to sell an A or B share for every C they sell, meaning they have to stay invested if they want to stay in control.

      I expect that lots of young tech companies will follow Google's lead in this, too. Expect Zuckerberg to retain control through the IPO and for many years afterward.

    3. Re:What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class A shares have the same ownership interest as class B shares, but every class A share has 10 votes, while each class B has only one.

      Minor nit: It's actually the other way around. A shares get one vote, and B shares get ten votes.

    4. Re:What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will this do to Facebook's future IPO when potential investors see a "maverick" CEO

      If they have not seen this before, they will not see it now.

      Facebook IPO is nothing but the banks stealing money from mutual fund investors.

    5. Re:What will do to Facebook's future IPO? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      > What will this do to Facebook's future IPO
      Watch the stock nose dive on the first day.
      Although Facebook is worth billions, it's not worth 100 of them and the investors are already pretty nervous these days.
      This has already happened to Zenga and several other over-hyped IPOs.

  25. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. Zuckerberg has the majority voting rights for the company. He is in control.

  26. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by jasomill · · Score: 1

    Yes, well, except for the fact that holds 57% of the voting shares, so nobody can stop him from voting dissenters off the board. So there isn't that. There is, however, financial self-interest.

    With that said, this deal has been blown way out of proportion: 1% of Facebook in cash and shares to take what Zuckerberg, the board, and much of the industry saw as a potential major competitor out of the picture, which is sensible if, say, Zuckerberg gave Instagram even odds at taking 2% of Facebook's business, no?

    Furthermore, the profit potential of Instagram itself is only of tangential importance to Facebook; it'd make similar sense for Zuckerberg to offer $1 billion in "shut up money" to RMS if he had reason to believe the FSF was (somehow) a huge risk to a big chunk of Facebook's earnings, and not on account of Stallman's lucrative speaking fees!

  27. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by admdrew · · Score: 1

    Hrm, what? It's pretty tough to fire someone who has majority voting power in the entire company.

    Wait - s/tough/impossible/g - which means he'll (continue to) be the board's boss.

    Seriously, though, it's highly unlikely that Zuckerberg will sell enough of his shares to ever lose majority control, so it really *is* his little piggybank to do with pretty much whatever the fuck he wants to.

  28. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    Unless you have figures that prove otherwise, as a private company with 57% ownership, after the floating of public shares his portion will be well below 50%, I'd wager closer to the 25% range (a typical public offering will set aside anywhere from 25-50% of the company for public sale). After all, that's what happens when you go public, you hand over a significant percentage of ownership to the public for wads of cash. Zuckbergs ownership share will decrease dramatically as part of going public.

  29. Bubbles sound like money moving around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say you knew someone has nothing of value and they know you want to give them unearned market credibility by lots of money, they both conspire to invent something useless as in the past and then sell it to the other pretending had nothing to do with it's development, and now someone is socialy-engineered into the equation of money-monopoly status to continue seed-leaching the economy in parallel with other wealthy hacks.

    Zuckerberg and FaceBook are not useful and nobody gave him money, so why and what would give any amount of money? The entire economy is a psyOP in this regard and that explains the Lottery Attitude of the people in discerning whether success (money) is determined by hard work or random achievements of genius but then that also explains how Internal Revenue Service has punnished all wealthy people by only allowing only the super-wealthy to have any kind of class-destroying wealth. What's next, a graduated Sales Tax? :-!

  30. paid for user data by globaljustin · · Score: 2

    You had me until this: "Since Facebook (like Google) is an advertising company, this makes a lot of sense"

    You're right on about Facebook's $1Billion buying user data, but you're way wrong about it "making a lot of sense"

    It is ridiculously foolish and a waste. Facebook.com is a information trading company that uses social networking to gather user data. They are currently doing the IPO in order for the investors and founders to take profits. The company is a legal blackmail scam essentially...one step up from those online based adventure games. You are projecting your own elementary understanding of advertising onto facebook.com's "business model"

    The core problem is the business world and ignorance...but you don't help by drinking the Kool-Aide that facbook.com is a viable company....its a scammer that is fooling alot of people...that is NOT praiseworthy

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:paid for user data by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      Scamming people and parting fools with their money is a perfectly legitimate and viable business model, and as long as the company doing it pays their taxes, perfectly legal.

      Completely unethical, but perfectly legal.

      --
      ... wait, what?
    2. Re:paid for user data by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that depends on your definition of "scam." They do have to follow the law. As long as they wrote out the actual details of their scam and put it somewhere on display like in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard' then they're fine. If they don't do that legal legwork, they could get into trouble.

    3. Re:paid for user data by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      In this particular case, I'm pretty sure that somewhere in the terms of service, you have to agree to let them sell information about you to whoever they want, whenever they want, with a copy of your first born's DNA signature, with rights to use it in perpetuity for 100 million years after your death. Or words to that effect. It possibly even has the full details of the scam - I only partially read it. I say pretty sure, because I know for a fact that I didn't fully read, and certainly didn't agree to the terms and conditions of using their website, and those terms have probably changed at least forty times since I partially read them.

      --
      ... wait, what?
    4. Re:paid for user data by oztiks · · Score: 2

      The fb ad stats comparing to google is what is important and to say the least they are not up to same standard. To insinuate that fb deserves a market cap of 100b would mean that it's ad market is half of that of googles. In realitity it doesn't even come close.

      Fb's only attempt to "grow" is to innovate and that is a tough cookie to swallow, look at the compeition, ms, google, apple, all these brands are delivering communications platforms, media centers, self driving cars ffs. So what is fb to innovate?

      A instagram type product would of been a perfect product to innovate such as adding it too hardware devices like cameras and strike deals with olympus or nikkon. They didn't need to buy this rather work on the cosy deals and actually write the software themselves. The userbase would of just fallen into line he didn't need to buy it.

      The market has given a bucket load of money to a shortsighted moron....

    5. Re:paid for user data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they publish their accounts ? Yes.
      Do they sell ads as their main source of revenu ? Yes.
      Do they make a shit load of money with it ? Yes.

      So, it's not a scam. Want it or not, this is called an advertising company.
      The way they target the ad and put users in front of them is mostly irrelevant.

    6. Re:paid for user data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The market has given a bucket load of money to a shortsighted moron....

      I'm really appaled by people arrogance and blindness.
      I mean, come on, calling Zuckerberg a short-sighed morons.
      What is next ? Torvald is a poor OS designer because you disagree about its treatement of security patches ?
      If you don't understand business, stop trying to pretend you do. What I see is that Zuckerberg is the founder and CEO of a billions worth company. So, I guess I will trust him a bit more than you when it comes to vision in business...

    7. Re:paid for user data by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Be appalled. If we allow more accidental millionaires/billionaires to hit the scene we only have ourselves to blame for our economical uncertainty.

      I'd prefer it if you were appalled at the fact that its hundreds of thousands perhaps millions of peoples potential income being misplaced and abused in the hands of "accidental" rich people. I'm against this as a capitalist at heart because it borders on corporate dictatorship, next you'll tell me that its okay that North Korea can build weapons and fire them at innocent nations out of some warped desire to gain world power because they have the capability to do so?

      The article's title speaks volumes "Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone" which means his responsibility and since he has controlling shares, this only puts Facebook in jeopardy and weakens its desirability.

  31. another Kool-Aide drinker by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Jeez can you be my publicist???

    Gates stole other people's ideas. He used personal connections to undercut the legitimate ...he hasn't earned an iota of respect for any sort of 'business' or 'design' accomplishments. Just because he made money doesn't mean his business ideas were good in any way.

    I would love to read your description of Syrian P.M. Assad's wife...or of Jerry Sandusky...

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
  32. Suppose somebody offers you $1B for your startup. by mbstone · · Score: 1

    How do you exchange the money? How do you keep from getting ripped-off, or sued for the return of the $1B? Do you need to find a white-shoe law firm? If so, how much do they cost?

  33. Re:I love the assumption by V-similitude · · Score: 1

    It's more to do with his attitude, the history behind his success, and the fundamentals behind the technology he "invented". Also, moves like this one that are just the type of thing you'd expect from someone who was basically lucky in his success.

    The same isn't/wasn't generally said about Google's founders who aren't all that much older -- 10 years older now, but were roughly the same age when Google IPO'd.

  34. Re:Suppose somebody offers you $1B for your startu by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Small to medium denomination, non-sequentially number bills would be my preference.

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  35. Re:I love the assumption by Cederic · · Score: 1

    No, I resent the fact that his apparent willingness to fuck over other people gets rewarded and I think that the Instagram purchase was a poor decision. I acknowledge entirely that he's made a lot of excellent decisions, and a lot of lucrative decisions that I wouldn't have made due to the aforementioned fucking over of other people.

    But that's fine, it's easy to claim integrity when you don't have the millions in the bank to suggest otherwise.

  36. Instagram's Kevin Systrom's Reaction by bhlowe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Kevin Systrom recently sold Instagram to Facebook for a billion dollars and this is how he feels about the sale:

    Here is what he had to say about it. .

  37. I'm smelling a book deal by caffemacchiavelli · · Score: 2

    The Scary Startup - Are you overwhelmed with the complexity of Lean Startup Methodology? Is finding a real business model just too hard? Stop trying, build a free platform with mass appeal, brand it as threatening to the big players and sell for imaginary valuations! Coming Q3 2012, $29.99 Hardcover, $39.99 Kindle Edition with missing pages and no graphics.

  38. Text book I didn't earn it by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

    If you haven't understood why republicans believe the government is inherently frivolous in its spending, then here's a textbook example of why they think that. Zuckerberg didn't earn his billions. Period. He earned something, but not that much money. That is investor's money. He just dumped someone else's money down the toilet. Actually, more precisely he just paid off someone else (the CEO of instagram) with someone else's money.

    I'm guessing instagram's biggest users are under 18 girls. I don't doubt that's a prime audience since they are probably loose with their parent's money. Nevertheless, I'm skeptical the company with ~15 employees is worth 67 million dollars an employee. Mind you, the Los Angeles Dodgers were sold for $2 billion dollars.

    1. Re:Text book I didn't earn it by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      The Republicans may say they think that when they are in the opposition, but I'm not so sure about it when they are in power.

  39. Something that requires research by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    The recently enacted JOBS Act:

    1) "Once again, the Puppets on Capitol Hill are about to slam the Muppets on Main Street. The country still hasn’t recovered from the Wall Street-induced financial cataclysm of 2008, yet Congress is preparing to enact the Orwellian ”JOBS Act”—a bill that should in fact be called the “Return Fraud to Wall Street in One Easy Step Act.” The bill will undo some of the most important reforms placed on Wall Street in a generation."
    Slate link

    2) "In fact, one could say this law is not just a sweeping piece of deregulation that will have an increase in securities fraud as an accidental, ancillary consequence. No, this law actually appears to have been specifically written to encourage fraud in the stock markets."
    Rolling Stone (Taibbi) link

    3) “Simply, the JOBS Act will make funding more accessible for startups by allowing non-accredited investors to participate in the funding rounds, and this alone, I believe will be the main factor driving the increase in new companies being founded. And with new companies comes the need to hire staff. Without a doubt, this will help the current unemployment rate,” said Tanya Prive, founder of Rock The Post, a social networking platform for entrepreneurs to fund and swap resources."
    Forbes link

    4) "It is self-defeating for us to say this because as criminologists and anti-fraud specialists we would have job security for life if this bill was adopted. It is literally composed of the wish list in regard to fraud-friendly provisions that those intent on cheating have been dreaming about and salivating to achieve for decades. This bill will kill millions of jobs because financial frauds are weapons of mass financial destruction. It will start an international fraud-friendly deregulation race to the bottom and will become the basis for further criminogenic U.S. Congressional actions."
    Huffington Post Link

    5) "Amy Borrus, a spokeswoman for the Council of Institutional Investors, an investor watchdog group, said small companies — the focus of the new bill’s relaxed regulations — are particularly prone to fraud and accounting scandals. Senators did add some investor protections, but not enough, she said."
    New York Times link

    So... we might be looking at a jump (bubble?) in the stock market. I don't quite know what to make of it yet, but the initial reviews seem to be pointing to such a thing. Investigate and plan accordingly (and try not to lose your shirts).

  40. Zuckerberg may still have control by Animats · · Score: 1

    Once Facebook goes public, Zuckerberg is going to be in for a RUDE awakening. He won't be able to treat it like his little piggybank, he will have to consult the board (his bosses after it goes public) for anything he does and the board can fire him.

    Depends on how the deal is structured. Google has two classes of stock; Paige and Brin's stock has 10x the voting rights of common shares. (At one time, the NYSE refused to list companies with more than one class of voting stock, but they caved on that years ago.) Facebook might try a similar offering.

    The only question is whether Goldman Sachs will go along.

    1. Re:Zuckerberg may still have control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on how the deal is structured. Google has two classes of stock; Paige and Brin's stock has 10x the voting rights of common shares. (At one time, the NYSE refused to list companies with more than one class of voting stock, but they caved on that years ago.) Facebook might try a similar offering.

      Actually Google now has three classes of stock. They just issued a new class C share that has no voting rights at all, which they say they will be using for employee awards and acquisitions etc.

  41. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    That depends on whether 100% of the company had been issued as shares privately prior to the IPO, or if there had been a pool reserved for later use - if the IPO comes out of an unused pool it doesn't have an effect on the shares already held.

  42. Re:Suppose somebody offers you $1B for your startu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I came here to say the same thing, but instead moded you +1 funny

  43. A leader with vision by louic · · Score: 1

    I always suspected that lawyers and managers are often unneccessary. Zuckerburg has shown great leadership in taking this decision without going through the usual (often, but not always useless) trouble. He is taking a risk, and I hope (and think) that it will turn out to be a good decision.

  44. He could have paid a million dollars... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    But that wouldn't have been cool.

    --
    If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
  45. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and shortly after that you will see facebook starting to suck even worse than it does now. Even the slowest users will start noticing they are being ripped off. There will be so many in-page adds it's going to be hard to find your friends status updates. After that the only users that haven't switched to something else will be the ones who are badly addicted to some zynga game.

  46. Panic by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    The cost, speed and secrecy in which this deal occurred could indicate panic. Panic that would not bode well for the future prospects of Facebook.
    If Mr. Z perceived Instagram to be a threat justifying the valuation and shadowy dealing, it shows how easily FB can be supplanted by its own recognition.

  47. My 2 cents by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    I think Zuckerberg better be careful. He seems to have forgotten that this is no longer his cute, little "one man shop" anymore. He can't just run around blowing the company's cash as he sees fit. He's got a board to answer to and will soon have shareholders to answer to. Because I just can't see shareholders getting too wild about dumping a billion dollars of company cash on a tiny little company like Instagram.

  48. It happen all the time. by madhi19 · · Score: 1

    That kind of private negotiation between two businessmen is more frequent than you could think. Peoples usually get more done when they don't have an army of lawyers in the room wasting everybody time but racking up their own bill! It easier and faster to make a deal then tell your lawyers to iron out the details after the fact. Put two person in a room and they likely come to any agreement way faster than 12 that the bane of the jury system now imagine if you have 24 instead of 12 or even 36.

  49. The key though was the ratings agencies by HokieMan · · Score: 1

    They allowed the different tranches of lower rated bonds BBB, BB, etc. to be repackaged and sold as AAA rated bonds. The thought process was in the history of the US there had never been a rise in foreclosures across the US only in different "pockets". As a result, while some interest would not be repaid overall the bond would still make money. Little did they think or realize that when they did this everyone and there brother would sign up for these crappy loans across the US or maybe they did and did not care. You can read a book called The Big Short which talks about the people who recognized what was going on long before the crash and made millions if not billions shorting the bonds. HokieForever

  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  51. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  52. Not sure ... by allo · · Score: 1

    if Mark Zuckerberg ... ... or Chuck Norris!

  53. Sounds like Steve Jobs by jjohn · · Score: 1

    Zuckerberg made an executive decision alone. Sounds like Steve Jobs.

    Companies are setup to manage risk, but sometimes progress is made on a gamble. And gambles can pay out big.

  54. Know whats cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The negotiations went something like this:

    Zuckerberg: How about a million dollars for instagram?

    Instagram: You know what's cool? A BILLION dollars.

    Zuckerberg: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

  55. I think he gifted someone $1b by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    I don't understand this acquisition at all. Instagram isn't anything special. Seems to me FB could have easily implemented a competitor to it for 1/100th the cost.

  56. Re:Zuckerberg won't like it when Facebook is Publi by V-similitude · · Score: 1

    Not if they do a small float. For a company that doesn't really need the cash, there's no reason to give away a lot of shares. Facebook is far from a typical IPO. The only reason they're IPO-ing is to give employees (and founders) liquidity, and because they probably have to, according to SEC rules. Currently, it appears they plan roughly a 5% float, which isn't enough to dilute Zuckerberg out of the majority ownership. (They would need to sell off over 12% to get him under 50%.)

  57. Re:The really sick thing about where you are wrong by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    I am wrong, apologies.
      for some reason I was internally equating it with revenue-- I don't know why....

    --
    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random