Slashdot Mirror


Mad Cow Disease Confirmed In California

New submitter wave9x writes "The United States Department of Agriculture confirmed today that the nation's fourth case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, sometimes referred to as 'mad cow disease' was found in a dairy cow in California. The animal has been euthanized and the carcass is being being held under State authority at a rendering facility in California and will be destroyed."

274 comments

  1. All your BSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    are belong to us!

    1. Re:All your BSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why should I worry, I'm a helicopter!

    2. Re:All your BSE by binarylarry · · Score: 0

      Hey kid, I'm a computer!

      --
      Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
    3. Re:All your BSE by alzoron · · Score: 1

      Stop all the downloadin'

    4. Re:All your BSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California has had Mad Cow for years.

    5. Re:All your BSE by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      Help Computa

    6. Re:All your BSE by camperslo · · Score: 1

      Considerable background info here:
      A Comparison of North American and European Safeguards
      http://www.organicconsumers.org/madcow/GregerBSE.cfm

  2. In California ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guessed that only Washington, D.C. could be hit by the disease...

    1. Re:In California ?!?! by lennier1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The infection attacks the brain. It's been decades since one of those was anywhere near D.C.

    2. Re:In California ?!?! by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have no mod points but I feel you should be modded insightful and not as funny. It's too sadly, tragically true to be funny.

    3. Re:In California ?!?! by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      If I had points, I would throw an insightful at you.

    4. Re:In California ?!?! by tbird81 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had points, but I posted this comment and lost them.

    5. Re:In California ?!?! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Devoid of Cerebrums? I've always wondered what that D.C. thingy meant, and I wasn't fooled by the Columbia nonsense either. I happen to know that Columbia moved to Florida in 2003.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    6. Re:In California ?!?! by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I had mod points and all I have to show for it are these lousy comments"

    7. Re:In California ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no mod points but I feel you should be modded off-topic and the GP overrated.

  3. Can I get a study on this? by Fireking300 · · Score: 0

    I find it highly unlikely that these cows are mad. How would you test to see if they are insane?

    1. Re:Can I get a study on this? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      How would you test to see if [cows] are insane?

      observe if they make humans look stupid

      in ca, apparently this was the case

    2. Re:Can I get a study on this? by Genda · · Score: 2

      Try this as a test... a sample mad cow

    3. Re:Can I get a study on this? by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      If you can question your own sanity, chances are you're sane.

      Since a cow cannot vocalise in a way that we humans can understand, we cannot tell if said cow is a: self aware or b: questioning the conditions of its own existence or simply c: it is calling to a potential mate or a calf; therefore we have to conclude that it is indeed, mad (by our standards).

      --
      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
  4. American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is completely telling that news of this appeared in the Business Section (currently the second hit on Google News) before it appeared at all in the Health Section.

    1. Re:American Culture by poity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe because the irrational fear that surrounds something with a transmission rate of 1 out of millions can affect the market far more so than actual health of the population at large. If this tells us anything at all (which I doubt) it would be something about the emotional factor in futures trading.

      --
      your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    2. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the dairy *industry* is, well, a business?

      Just sayin'.

    3. Re:American Culture by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Or it's just that it's lower down in the health section because it's simply far more important for people to know that you can't fix migraines with... botox?

      Yeah, we're all screwed up over here. Thanks for the reminder.

    4. Re:American Culture by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As markets shut their doors to US beef, the disease is far more likely to affect your 401k than your brain.

    5. Re:American Culture by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Informative

      That and we're more likely to see the effects of trouble in the beef industry than we are to actually get Mad Cow. But, hey, it's fashionable to take pot-shots at America right now.

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    6. Re:American Culture by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's definitely telling... telling that you didn't see the disclaimer on the bottom of the Google News page:

      The selection and placement of stories on this page were determined automatically by a computer program.

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    7. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this have to do with human health? BSE is a cow disease.

    8. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You twits who keep sneering at people with "irrational fear" seem to think nothing should be done about an incident that could be the start of an epidemic if not dealt with promptly, or a massive disaster that could poison an enormous amount of populated land for generations.

      Whether it's nuclear power in the hands of amoral incompetent business types or deadly diseases, you idiots believe you're experts and know better than the actual experts. Well, you don't, so why don't you just shut up and appreciate those who make tangible contributions to keeping you safe.

    9. Re:American Culture by tmosley · · Score: 1, Troll

      Unless you drank a glass of milk containing a single unit of the malformed protein, in which case you are going to die in 10-30 years.

      There is some promising work on "vaccines" in mice, but the way this country is screwed up with regards to medical regulation, I'm not sure we'll see it in time.

    10. Re:American Culture by tmosley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The same protein is present in human brains, and it is absolutely transmissible to and between any mammal (or at least any mammal that uses that protein, or one similar enough to be similarly affected). My great aunt died from it decades ago. She contracted it in England as a child, apparently.

    11. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said

    12. Re:American Culture by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0

      Honestly. Tell me that when you kid dies because of the "1 out of millions" hit them

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    13. Re:American Culture by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Indeed. Four cases of a disease in cows (in the US), with three humans infected is indeed extremely threatening. Never mind the UK had an actual epidemic, with over 180,000 cases in cows, and still only had 176 people infected (from Wikipedia). In my mind, that makes BSE less dangerous than... well, just about everything. Hell, there have only been 280 reported cases of infected humans from BSE, ever. Tell me again why people should be scared? Yes, health officials should be careful: damned careful. The average person? Don't worry about it.

      No one said nothing should be done. They did what needed to be done: euthanized the cow and dispose of the corpse properly.

      --
      "None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license." --John Milton
    14. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then ban cars.

    15. Re:American Culture by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, we are just starting to look for it.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    16. Re:American Culture by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the odds are better that you kid will be killed by a car (77 to 1), drowning in a bathtub ( 685,000 to 1 ) slipping and killing himself/herself in the shower (2,232 to 1) even being struck by lightning (576,000 to 1 ) hell they even have better odds of dating a supermodel (88,000 to 1) or striking it rich on antiques roadshow ( 60,000 to 1). Here is the source so I'd say out of ALL the things we parents ACTUALLY have to worry about BSE is pretty damned low on the list. Not saying that can't change, not saying we shouldn't do our best to protect the food supply, just saying panicking is probably pretty unwarranted ATM.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    17. Re:American Culture by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is: 1) Cows SHOULD NOT even get infected. That means that cows are fed lightly processed cow meat. 2) BSE is a disease with very long incubation period. If BSE infected food supply then we can start getting many new infections. 3) BSE is incurable and always leads to death.

    18. Re:American Culture by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quit poisoning the debate with facts.

    19. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      never tell me the odds!

    20. Re:American Culture by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's because even the rumor of it threw cattle futures into the garbage? It was "noticed" before it was confirmed, which is when it would be proper to be in health sections.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    21. Re:American Culture by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't mean that the cow are fed cow meat at all. The prion that cause BSE can be created naturally through mutation, and then reproduce. This kind of mutation happens very occasionally, but it does happen often enough that we have seen it happen several times. This is believed to be such a case; to quote the Associated Press coverage:

      Clifford said the California cow is what scientists call an atypical case of BSE, meaning that it didn't get the disease from eating infected cattle feed, which is important.

      That means it's "just a random mutation that can happen every once in a great while in an animal," said Bruce Akey, director of the New York State Veterinary Diagnostic Laboratory at Cornell University.

      Eivind.

      --
      Doubting the existence of evolution is like doubting the existence of China: It just shows that you're uninformed.
    22. Re:American Culture by b1scuit · · Score: 1

      Migraines negatively impact far more people than BSE, so that's probably an appropriate priority.

    23. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My daughter had a stroke at birth. 1:10000 or so odds in that. So, yes, I can tell you what it feels like to be on the wrong end of that coin flip (I was kind of in the same boat as Robert X. Cringely, 'cept her mom noticed something was wrong, and it appears she got intervention in time. Had it been me, I probably would have fallen asleep with her on my chest, and... well, read Robert's description of how that played out).

      Lucky for us, she's no worse for the wear, it seems, so that sword cut both ways. It's been a wonderful 11 years so far with her.

      I do understand that it doesn't always work out that way (severe deficits, cerebral palsy, etc), and there is a part of me that has some "survivor guilt". But all I can do with that is FIDO (fuck it, drive on), and it also is what it is.

    24. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the odds of being killed by flu was enormously lower in 1917 than in 1918: "The unusually severe disease killed up to 20% of those infected, as opposed to the usual flu epidemic mortality rate of 0.1%" [Wikipedia]. If you were in the 20-40 age range the spike was even larger.

      That's why brain-fitted humans are slightly more nervous about infectious diseases than shower slipping: unless the "One Lamborghini Per Child" program is implemented, illnesses have a far greater potential of quickly changing their odds of terminating your life than the other causes of death you cited.

    25. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      BSE is poorly tested for in the USA (regulations not adhered to or relaxed) , this is why many US beef products are/were unwelcome in Japan.
      Human infection is understated, symptoms and diagnosis can take 10 years to manifest. There are postmortem studies performed in the 90's that indicate over 25% of diagnosed dementia and Alzheimer's victims were actually BSE infected individuals.

      These studies were not widely distributed and testing has been allowed to become relaxed for purely economic reasons. ... See the UK incidence.

    26. Re:American Culture by Guppy · · Score: 1

      The apparent infectiousness of current Mad Cow prion strains is negligible. But, I'd be more concerned knowing of the existence of Chronic Wasting Disease of Deer and Elk, which apparently has significant animal-to-animal transmission rates. Species-jumping ability of CWD still seems poor, but it's ability to maintain endemic passage in a natural setting (without cannibalistic feeding practices) is worrying.

      Can Prions mutate to give the same transmissibility in cattle? Right now, nobody knows.

    27. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually the odds are better. "

      You realise that if an uncontrolled outbreak of BSE occurs, the odds will change? The current odds are based on earlier contained outbreaks.

    28. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Your referenced source says "Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1," which you paraphrased as "you kid will be killed by a car (77 to 1)."

      And there is obviously something wrong with this one, since your chances of dying next year aren't even 77 to 1. Perhaps they meant the chance that, if you die next year, you will die in any sort of transportation accident is 77 to 1.

      Or maybe they just made it up, since your referenced source has no referenced sources.

    29. Re:American Culture by davester666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You mean "of course, we are just starting to appear to look for it".

      The industry has actively resisted increasing testing for BSE for two reasons:
      1) it costs money
      2) it finds cows with BSE

      Of course, the USDA has required insanely higher levels of testing for cows/beef from Canada.

      --
      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    30. Re:American Culture by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      You'd be correct under other circumstances.

      But the article I found on Google News' health section explained there was no effectiveness in using a ridiculous form of treatment, so reading that article would not actually be useful to people suffering from migraines.

    31. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You twits who keep sneering at people with "irrational fear" seem to think nothing should be done about an incident"

      Really? Let's examine what the parent said. Hmmm, funny, I don't see where that post said anything about doing, or not doing, anything at all, and was simply responding to the question posed by the grandparent.

      or a massive disaster that could poison an enormous amount of populated land for generations.

      Ok now that's just fucking stupid. No land is getting poisoned, nor will it. There is no massive disaster. Mad Cow doesn't transmit to humans easily, you have to be eating the brain tissue or get meat which was cross-contaminated during slaughter and processing.

      And true to slashdot moderation, your combination of personal attack and unrelated rant has earned you a +5 Insightful. Dandy.

    32. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you drank a glass of milk containing a single unit of the malformed protein, in which case you are going to die in 10-30 years.

      Funny you would think that.

      FTA: "The Centers for Disease Control reports that the chance of contracting mad cow disease, even after consuming contaminated products, is less than one in 10 billion, if at all."

    33. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last "mad cow" scare was bullshit, not to be Mr.Obvious here, but the did it to scare people from buying beef, and to jack the price up. Altho they usually jack the price whenever they want to. But the demand was to high, however it did not lower demand either.

      Give me some of the Chinese "good fat" Sheep.

    34. Re:American Culture by xenobyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course, the USDA has required insanely higher levels of testing for cows/beef from Canada.

      Of coruse! - It's Canada! - We all know they're planning to invade the US and it would make their invasion much easier if everybody had CJD (the human variant of BSE, possibly caused by eating BSE-infected meat), right? - So remain vigilant when it comes to those pesky Canadians! :)

      --
      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    35. Re:American Culture by xenobyte · · Score: 5, Informative

      BSE is poorly tested for in the USA (regulations not adhered to or relaxed) , this is why many US beef products are/were unwelcome in Japan.
      Human infection is understated, symptoms and diagnosis can take 10 years to manifest. There are postmortem studies performed in the 90's that indicate over 25% of diagnosed dementia and Alzheimer's victims were actually BSE infected individuals.

      These studies were not widely distributed and testing has been allowed to become relaxed for purely economic reasons. ... See the UK incidence.

      Humans don't get BSE (Hint: The 'B' stands for 'Bovine') - they get Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (CJD). They're both prion diseases but the actual prion involved differs. It is believed that BSE prions from food can trigger invalid folding of the CJD prion in humans and thus CJD but the details are not completely understood. Both BSE and CJD can also be triggered through genetic defects, either hereditary or through mutations.

      --
      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    36. Re:American Culture by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely. Prions "reproduce" by causing normally folded proteins to refold in the prion shape. A "mutated" prion wouldn't match the regular one anymore.

    37. Re:American Culture by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but after the ride you guys gave other countries after outbreaks of BSE, you deserve it this time.

    38. Re:American Culture by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      The canabalistic feeding idea seems to me like a spin explaination. I mean:
      You can call it canibalism and have people think "stop feeding coys to cows"
      Or you can call it a contaminent and people will think "if an infected cow gives birth, and another cow later eats the grass or licks the calf..."

      --
      120 characters ought to be enough for anyone
    39. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it'll likely affect your brain alright.

      I can certainly see the brain changing orientation and structure after that event happening, probably due to crushing vertical / horizontal force due to depression.

    40. Re:American Culture by robthebloke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In my mind, that makes BSE less dangerous than... well, just about everything.

      Yes, but what you are failing to understand is that whilst there may have been 180,000 cows who caught the disease, that is a small drop in the ocean compared to the number of animals who were put down to prevent any possibility of transmission. After the disease devastated the export market for British beef, it devastated the beef industry as a whole, and put countless farmers out of business (with numerous reports of farmers taking their own lives). It took decades for the industry to recover. It's a hideous disease.

    41. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how would this protien from an infected beef cows nervous system get into a dairy cows milk ?

    42. Re:American Culture by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      You mean "of course, we are just starting to appear to look for it".

      The industry has actively resisted increasing testing for BSE for two reasons:
      1) it costs money
      2) it finds cows with BSE

      Of course, the USDA has required insanely higher levels of testing for cows/beef from Canada.

      Mad testers test for mad cows. Recursion anyone?

    43. Re:American Culture by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      happened to my wife. she was 4 months premature.

      has mild CP, but apart from that is fine - runs a business, has a child, married a slashtard, etc.

    44. Re:American Culture by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      not that ridiculous. botox originally had a therapeutic use. someone just told a plastic surgeon and it all went downhill.

    45. Re:American Culture by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      dairy cows are sold as mcdonalds beef. they are all female (taste better), and their meat is comparatively more tender.

    46. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made the comment above and would just like to reply to your supplementary info, "No shit Sherlock"

      When talking about BSE in a generalized manner, including the human consumption of beef it is often accepted that we mean, or are also talking about CJD ( due to the highly probable pathway)

      If you want to be pedantic technically the individuals ARE initially infected with BSE which prompts the development of CJD.

    47. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your chance of dying next year, on average, is actually pretty close to 77 to 1 (hint: it's the reciprocal of life expectancy). It's certainly too high a figure overall for dying in a transportation accident, but may be more-or-less correct under modest assumptions on the age range of the readers.

      Of course, this is on a humor site, so there's a fair chance that a lot of the statistics are made up anyway.

    48. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because the irrational fear that surrounds something with a transmission rate of 1 out of millions can affect the market far more so than actual health of the population at large. If this tells us anything at all (which I doubt) it would be something about the emotional factor in futures trading.

      I'm not sure that fear of dying from an incurable degenerative disease, where you slowly go insane and lose control of your body until your brain turns to mush, can be considered irrational, especially if preventable. Inspectors found an infected cow randomly. How many others are there? How did this cow get infected? Are farmers secretly fattening up their live cows with ground up dead cow? These are important questions that must be answered to prevent the food supply from going to hell. It happened in the UK and it can happen here.

    49. Re:American Culture by arth1 · · Score: 1

      ndeed. Four cases of a disease in cows (in the US), with three humans infected is indeed extremely threatening. Never mind the UK had an actual epidemic, with over 180,000 cases in cows, and still only had 176 people infected (from Wikipedia). In my mind, that makes BSE less dangerous than... well, just about everything

      It's not just the infection rate that scares people, but the lethality. CJD is probably[*] 100% fatal within 6-18 months, with no known cure.
      But so are a whole lot of other things, which we do not obsess about - we take reasonable precautions and go on living.
      I will still enjoy eating marrow bones, just like I enjoy driving on the road. Without any risk, life would not be precious, and not worth living.

      [*] IIRC, we can't say for sure because a couple of the reported cases died from other causes.

    50. Re:American Culture by biodata · · Score: 1

      People should be scared because if they catch it their brains will decompose. Noone wants that. The risks of BSE are higher than the risks of passive smoking, and look how many laws we need to manage that huge threat.

      --
      Korma: Good
    51. Re:American Culture by Tastecicles · · Score: 2

      it still hasn't recovered. Have you seen the price of prime cut lately? I have, but that's only because I went shopping yesterday. For comparison, a kilo of smoked wild atlantic salmon fillet is £23. A kilo of prime cut beef is £24. That's ASDA price. I shit ye not, a knot of beef the size of your fist will lighten your wallet by at least £10.

      Way back when a beef dinner was an almost daily occurrence for me (1992), a kilo of prime cut could be had for change out of a fiver. On the bone was even cheaper. Then the whole BSE thing scared up and British beef disappeared completely, to be replaced with French beef at five times the price, and nothing on the bone. Out of principle (I believe that if you can source it locally, that is what you fucking do!) I stopped eating beef until the ban on British meat was lifted. That and discovering by observing (from ten days yumping through France), what the French feed their bovine stock.

      --
      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
    52. Re:American Culture by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Never let the facts get in the way of an interesting debate.

      --
      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
    53. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSE is incurable and always leads to death.

      To be fair, being healthy always leads to death too.

    54. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma is a bovine.

    55. Re:American Culture by tmosley · · Score: 1

      A single unit is an unbelievably low threshold for toxicity. One unit of anything can get anywhere on the body. Why do you think they have to destroy the animal (and that any other country on the planet would destroy the entire herd)?

    56. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      USDA won't even allow anyone to test for BSE in the U.S. at all - even if the beef producer wants to! We can only test for spinal fluid in the meat. See: http://www.calt.iastate.edu/cow.html where USDA sued a beef exporter for trying to test their cattle for the disease. (Posting anonymously for a reason...)

    57. Re:American Culture by kypper · · Score: 1

      Yes, it can be a random mutation. However, when you deliberately grind up the carcass of a cow with said mutation and feed it to other livestock, you are then transmitting this mutation. Then it becomes an infection. Lather, rinse, repeat... we have an epidemic.

      The math isn't hard here.

    58. Re:American Culture by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because beef imports from Japan were banned from 2001-2005 because of-- you guessed it-- mad cow. Last time I checked, another ban went into effect since 2010 for hoof-and-mouth.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    59. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that you may have a touch of it yourself

    60. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just want you to THINK we're planning an invasion. Keeps you hopping. Keeps us laughing.

    61. Re:American Culture by afidel · · Score: 1

      Except you can't feed animal products to livestock in the US or Europe.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    62. Re:American Culture by bjourne · · Score: 1

      I call "citation needed" on that one. It would be breaking news if new research showed that prion diseases were that widespread. It is not something a conspiracy among scientists could silence.

    63. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSE is incurable and always leads to death.

      So is life... >_>

    64. Re:American Culture by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      But it's a source. On the Internet. Why won't you just accept that it's right?

    65. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, don't get me started on this. As a Canadian, this is a dozen times worse, BECAUSE of the USA. There's strong evidence that the "first" case of mad cow came from the USA and was shipped into Canada (I say "first" in quotes, because I absolutely think that it's always existed, and we're only just recently found out about it, and then improved ways to detect it). So the USA throws a hissy fit saying that Canadian beef is bad, makes us slaughter THOUSANDS of animals... entire herds, because of isolated cases, and then after that STILL refused to accept Canadian beef into the USA for years and years.

      Your country is nothing but assholes about that whole thing, really.

      The only vague upside was that during that whole time, beef was ridiculously cheap in Canada since we couldn't export any of it to the USA, so maaaan, did we eat a whole ton of awesome steaks.

      Long story short: the odds are around the same as being struck by lightning as it is getting mad cow disease. Shut the fuck up about this, and either eat your damn beef, or get rid of cows entirely since they're a horrendous waste of farmland and feed crops, among all the other downsides of them. But don't go all batshit psycho about something so insanely rare that it's neglegeable. And for fuck sakes, never, ever again make an entire herd be destroyed because of it.

    66. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When this scare first hit the UK and people stopped buying beef and McDonalds stopped selling hamburgers my response was to stock up the freezer as the prices crashed.

    67. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "panic" is nothing compared to > $1 trillion and counting spent on fighting "terrorism" which also has a very low probabilty of hurting people in the US.

    68. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right! They just have to figure out why those square wheels don't work too well on their cow transports then it's curtains for us! We're DOOOMED!!!!

    69. Re:American Culture by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

      Sure. There's reasons to be very careful about these prions. However, according to all the information we have, the handling in this case was following the very careful rules, and it was just a mutation.

      --
      Doubting the existence of evolution is like doubting the existence of China: It just shows that you're uninformed.
    70. Re:American Culture by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Except you can't feed animal products to livestock in the US or Europe.

      They absolutely can and do feed ground up, diseased livestock back to the same type of livestock.
      Did you mean that there are laws against it in certain instances?

    71. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All cows are female, dairy ones especially so.

      Yes yes, don't feed the trolls :)

    72. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many more people could have BSE and just have mild symptoms. In order to be diagnosed you literally have to have your brain cut apart and examined by a professional.

    73. Re:American Culture by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Actually the odds are better that you kid will be killed by a car (77 to 1), drowning in a bathtub ( 685,000 to 1 ) slipping and killing himself/herself in the shower (2,232 to 1) even being struck by lightning (576,000 to 1 ) hell they even have better odds of dating a supermodel (88,000 to 1) or striking it rich on antiques roadshow ( 60,000 to 1). Here is the source so I'd say out of ALL the things we parents ACTUALLY have to worry about BSE is pretty damned low on the list. Not saying that can't change, not saying we shouldn't do our best to protect the food supply, just saying panicking is probably pretty unwarranted ATM.

      May the odds be

      ever

      if your favor.

    74. Re:American Culture by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Guess they weren't in my favor.
      Fucking typo!

    75. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that small farms have been dying out, but that seems to be overstating things... surely it's at *least* two businesses!

    76. Re:American Culture by beckett · · Score: 1

      you need to show the epidemiology, otherwise it's not math, it's conjecture. We don't know how the calf was infected; it was a natural mutation or accumulation through diet.

      the math indicates that with the population of cattle in the US, a mutation of a ribosome which creates prion-like structures is statistically likely, and inevitable. I suggest we utilize not only math, but critical thinking to determine the cause of a single presentation of BSE.

    77. Re:American Culture by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Guess you brainiacs didn't read about the Yale researcher who discovered that a vast number of supposed Alzheimer's deaths are actually due to CJD...

    78. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several years back, they passed a law against putting beef bypass protein (cow feces) in the feed to boost protein in feed. The way they get around this is they feed beef bypass protein to pigs and then put the pork bypass protein into the cow feed.

    79. Re:American Culture by afidel · · Score: 1

      In the US it's been law that you can feed animal parts to ruminant animals since 1997, I believe it's been law in the EU since 2004.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    80. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...They did what needed to be done: euthanized the cow and dispose of the corpse properly.

      Send it on to the pink slime factory.

    81. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want to eat a cow that says moo eh? Do you want your children to eat a cow that says moo eh?

    82. Re:American Culture by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I am a mad cow, you insensitive clod!

      --
      Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
    83. Re:American Culture by Guppy · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely. Prions "reproduce" by causing normally folded proteins to refold in the prion shape. A "mutated" prion wouldn't match the regular one anymore.

      Except we already know that different Prion strains exists Different strains can have different infectivity characteristics, and to some degree they appear to be able to make limited adaptations to their host. While the evolutionary space is probably quite constrained compared to true organisms, it seems their templates are capable of making at least some transmissible configuration changes.

    84. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual prion differs in that in cows it is the cow version of the protein and in humans it is the human version of the protein. It would be like saying the hemoglobin in cows is not the same as the hemoglobin in humans... technically true, but not relevant.

    85. Re:American Culture by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      Prion disease is more complex than can be imagined for several reason. the prion protein defect is caused by an excess of glycine and proline in just the right places that make the nucleotide impossible to cut or repair. Governments have spent billions of dollars trying to get a prion to jump species with absolutely no results. It takes several biological switches that come in the form of viruses and each one is species specific. Most countries do not report the disease or document it. If they did they would have realized that it can happen naturally through mutations without eating your own kind. It makes me think that this disease may be beneficial because it stops a species from stealing energy from its own kind. A species cant reproduce fast enough if it gets its food from eating its young. These are only my thoughts on the subject.

    86. Re:American Culture by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Unh...what percentage of cattle do you think are tested? It was far lower than the medical opinions consider safe before the number of meat inspectors was cut.

      OTOH, I'm not really sure that this is a serious problem. The transmission rate is too near the rate of spontaneous generation (via protein misfolding). But...

      The problem is that the disease that it causes, if it causes it, has no effective cure. And it destroys the brain slowly.

      Given the uncertainty, I *do* consider it a health problem. Also a business problem, of course. And the proper solution is to increase the number of food inspectors AND to insulate them from contact with the food processor company management. This would not only address Mad Cow Disease, but would address many other less publicized problems.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    87. Re:American Culture by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Of course fear of CJD infection can be considered irrational, until there's proof that it's a larger problem. If BSE has a sufficiently low incidence in cows and/or a sufficiently low transmission rate to humans, then your fear could easily be out of proportion to reality.
      The direction I think you were going (and with which I agree ) is that we need stronger testing requirements to actually determine the percentage of incidence of the disease in our food herds' populations. Rather than being afraid of the disease itself, I'm more worried that the government is taking the position that further testing isn't necessary when we can't be sure of any such thing.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    88. Re:American Culture by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      The Canadians DID invade, sacked Washington and burned down the White House.

      --
      Take off every 'sig' !!
    89. Re:American Culture by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      I'm paying £45/kg for beef tenderloin at my local butcher. I think the price for cryovac whole tenderloins at Smithfield Market was in the low 20s. These are british beef (Scotland).

      What I don't get is, how to you point to a high price and demonstrate that as an indication the market has collapsed?? I think it would be the opposite. The market is collapsed when people are throwing beef away, or burning it because it's cheaper than firewood.

      --
      Take off every 'sig' !!
    90. Re:American Culture by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's why I said unlikely. There's not much flexibility for a given prion, and because infection rates are so low, there's not much opportunity either.

      Also, this story doesn't mean BSE is endemic. The idea is that this cow got sick from a random misfolded protein.

    91. Re:American Culture by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      oh yeah. i'd had a few to drink at that point.

    92. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of all the things I have to worry about its idiots who quote statistics that scare me the most. How many people drown in a bathtub around the world and just get buried, don't get reported as part of whatever piece of data was collected for your study, and just forgotten? How about the same with cars? How big of a chunk of the population was the data used for the study representative of? How many people strike it rich on an antiques shows, and don't report a dime to uncle sam, completely throwing off that particular statistic? How many super models don't date people and just have casual sex all the time? How many people think they're dating a supermodel when they're really just having regular casual sex? You're source shows me nothing except that people know how to do math. Statistics can be skewed to 'PROVE' anything you want them to, as long as you big your survey chunk correctly, and say you have a 'complete data set' when the truth is in these matters such a thing is never possible.

    93. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "of course, we are just starting to appear to look for it".

      The industry has actively resisted increasing testing for BSE for two reasons:
      1) it costs money
      2) it finds cows with BSE

      Of course, the USDA has required insanely higher levels of testing for cows/beef from Canada.

      This is false. Please provide some evidence that the beef industry has resisted testing for a disease which totally wiped out the market for US beef overnight when it was found in 2003.

      Anyone who has been following this story in the scientific press knows that the fact that they found this in a aged cow that was not in the food chain means that the system is working as intended.

    94. Re:American Culture by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Except you can't feed legally animal products to livestock in the US or Europe.

      FTFY

      It's a very important distinction ; where there is a profit-based system, then someone will be looking for improved profit margins, and that will lead to the use of the cheapest proteinaceous supplements available.

      What stands between you are the governemnt's regulations, testing agencies etc. Or, in the words of one of your political parties, "big nasty scary BIG government."

      So, you can now draw a direct line between local politics and threats to your health. Have a nice day now.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  5. Whew... by d'baba · · Score: 2

    FTA: The Centers for Disease Control reports that the chance of contracting mad cow disease, even after consuming contaminated products, is less than one in 10 billion, if at all.

    I figure since we won't even have 10 billion people for a while yet, we're safe!

    1. Re:Whew... by mustafap · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should look at what has happened in other countries

      --
      Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
    2. Re:Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      proving once again that the cdc is full of s%*#

    3. Re:Whew... by Sperbels · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And this would be based on what exactly?

    4. Re:Whew... by crutchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      duh!

      obviously they have tested 10 billion people

    5. Re:Whew... by drerwk · · Score: 1

      If that is 1:10,000,000 per instance of hamburger eaten I may be in trouble.

    6. Re:Whew... by FishOuttaWater · · Score: 1

      Billions and billions served...

    7. Re:Whew... by No,+I+am+Spratacus! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, perhaps the American Red Cross will now allow people from Europe or who have lived in Europe to donate blood.

      As of now, people who have "spent (visited or lived) a cumulative time of 5 years or more from January 1, 1980, to present, in any combination of country(ies) in Europe" are ineligible to donate; the time is even shorter (3 months) for the UK, all because of mad cow paranoia.

    8. Re:Whew... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Because you've eaten 10,000,000 mad cow burgers? hmm...

      --
      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
    9. Re:Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Total U.S. beef consumption:
              2002: 27.9 billion pounds
              2003: 27.0 billion pounds
              2004: 27.8 billion pounds
              2005: 27.8 billion pounds
              2006: 28.1 billion pounds
              2007: 28.1 billion pounds
              2008: 27.3 billion pounds
              2009: 26.8 billion pounds
              2010: 26.4 billion pounds

      ~50 billion (chances) 1/2lb burgers a year.

    10. Re:Whew... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      I would think that statistic is per serving, meaning a big mac per day for a year gives odds of 1 in 7 million or 5 deaths in California per year (approx).

    11. Re:Whew... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I love that expression, "less than one in 10 billion, if at all". Gives you a warm and cosy feeling.

    12. Re:Whew... by Mithent · · Score: 1

      Just what I was thinking... it's ridiculous to write off entire populations for an incredibly remote risk that has all but passed.

      Not that anyone is willing to accept me as a blood donor anyway...

    13. Re:Whew... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just performed 10 billion tests on the same person... if they had to draw blood for a test, I'd be pretty mad by the 10 billionth time...

    14. Re:Whew... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Assuming all of the hamburgers were infected... the point is they aren't (or at least, they think they aren't).

      And yes, pedantic, I know, but considering how literal some other people on this site are, you just know somebody was going to come forward with a claim that you're absolutely full of it, because there aren't 5 deaths per year from CJD in California.

      (and who knows, there may be, I haven't actually checked, and at least one person on an earlier thread has suggested that as many as 1/4 of cases of senile dementia are actually CJD).

    15. Re:Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering each hamburger probably contains about 100 different cows unless you grind your own meat...

    16. Re:Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "is less than one in 10 billion, if at all."

      So the odds are lower than a true slashdotter having sex. I guess it's not much of a threat then.

    17. Re:Whew... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      I'd be pretty mad by the 10 billionth

      you would be indifferent and rigor mortis would have set in some time beforehand

    18. Re:Whew... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      um, those moderators who modded me "insightful" did realize i was joking, right?

  6. Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better stay away from ground beef, pink slime, and beef bone and nerves for awhile.

    1. Re:Dang by plopez · · Score: 1

      I've given up on commercial beef. I will by free range from someone I know but rarely get the chance these days. How long before I go completely vegetarian?

      --
      putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
    2. Re:Dang by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Won't the ammonia they treat pink slime with kill BSE? Yay Pink Slime!

      --
      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
    3. Re:Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How long before I go completely vegetarian?

      Enjoy dying horribly from contaminated spinach, tomatoes, lettuce, et cetera.

      If eating is going to kill me, I choose to die by the steak.

    4. Re:Dang by Cyberax · · Score: 2

      Nope. BSE is caused by mutant (misfolded) _proteins_ (not even viruses!) which can even survive cooking. Ammonia is no danger for them, as it doesn't affect proteins.

    5. Re:Dang by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, it's definitely prions. They were identified as an infectious agents and were even shown to evolve (!!!) resistance to experimental anti-prion drugs. http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/evolution_without_genes_-_prions_can_evolve_and_adapt_too.php

    6. Re:Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prions are proteins, you over-rated moron.

    7. Re:Dang by kyriosdelis · · Score: 1

      Enjoy dying horribly from contaminated spinach, tomatoes, lettuce, et celera.

      If eating is going to kill me, I choose to die by the steak.

      FTFY

      --
      I don't mind dating a girl that has been with everybody, as long as she had a good shower afterwards.
    8. Re:Dang by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "If eating is going to kill me, I choose to die by the steak."

      If eating is going to kill me, I choose to die by the vagina.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    9. Re:Dang by Mithent · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are. And why does that invalidate anything the parent said?

    10. Re:Dang by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      I've given up on commercial beef. I will by free range from someone I know but rarely get the chance these days. How long before I go completely vegetarian?

      There's plenty of good reasons to go vegetarian (and plenty of good counterarguments), but fear of BSE-contaminated beef isn't one of them. You're significantly more likely to find contaminated alfalfa than you are beef. We're talking about extremely low chances on either side of the equation, but still...

      If you're really looking for an excuse to eat less meat, start with human evolution and its impact on digestion... 20,000 years ago we didn't eat meat every day... many of us didn't eat meat every week. And if you compare obesity rates in countries with high meat consumption against countries where chief staples are grains such as chick peas or rice, there's a very stark difference. there's other factors (sedentary lifestyle, for example), but there's still a strong correlation between eating too much meat and poor health, in part because the meat has significantly higher calorie density than vegetables but takes longer to break down, so you end up consuming more calories before you feel "full".

      (and no, I'm not a vegetarian... but I also don't start jonesing if I go for a week without having a steak. I don't really care what you choose to eat, as it's your body. just that if you're really looking for an excuse to go vegetarian, then pick a real reason, not a hysterical reason that's not supported by the science.)

    11. Re:Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Going for the old age record, are you?

    12. Re:Dang by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      It invalidates that 'No' part. Everything else is ok.

    13. Re:Dang by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Not at all.

      OLD vagina is far easier to access since the container has depreciated over time.

      Of course one should have standards. ABC (Airway, Breathing, and Circulation) work for first responders and are a good place to start.

      Happy hunting!

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  7. Good news bad news by poity · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least we can look forward to cheaper steaks for a while

    --
    your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    1. Re:Good news bad news by Nesa2 · · Score: 2

      Prices go up when supply is down... unlikely for demand to go down as well... BBQ season!

    2. Re:Good news bad news by poity · · Score: 2

      You can bet demand will go down in the short term as Americans get into paranoia mode about beef, and supply isn't going to go anywhere (in fact they may go up as exports decline due to international fear of US beef) Yummy steaks here we come!

      --
      your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    3. Re:Good news bad news by poity · · Score: 1

      I don't know how I did it, but I read your post wrong :(

      --
      your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    4. Re:Good news bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happened to the price of chicken and pork here in Ireland when the Brits had their BSE and Foot & Mouth problems. The prices still haven't gone back to the relative levels they were before.

      On a side note, does this mean that the EU will now block US (non hormone tainted) beef? Only last month there was news about the US ending their ban on EU beef.

    5. Re:Good news bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laugh about it as more subsidy money goes to the beef industry. You're in for a big surprise if you thought the oil industry had it easy.

    6. Re:Good news bad news by Amouth · · Score: 1

      Beef isn't BBQ.. you need a pig for that..

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    7. Re:Good news bad news by Amouth · · Score: 1

      as Americans get into paranoia mode about beef

      *some time in the near future*
      Good news everyone, American restaurants are promoting their use of beef product and not beef it's self as a selling point..

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    8. Re:Good news bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends whether there's more panicking on the part of consumers (avoiding beef, dropping the demand) or the USDA (preventing cows from getting to market, dropping the supply).

  8. canada needs to close its border to american beef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they need to do the same thing the americans did when they found one cow in canada! but this will never happen, they should at least close off all american beef to americans now, but they'll never do that either. such democracy.

  9. Re:canada needs to close its border to american be by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    But is that because the Canadians are not as powerful as America, or because the Canadians are more level-headed and less vengeful than America?

  10. No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'll just leave this here.

    1. Re:No wonder by adamfranco · · Score: 2

      Nice graphic. One note however: The "National Tracking System" (at least as currently envisioned -- comprehensive and applying to all livestock) is going to be yet a further burden harming small family farms. The last version of the system I looked at would require updating a database every time livestock moved onto a non-contiguous property. While this isn't an issue for large feedlot operations, many small farms lease pasture from neighbors and transport the animals a mile or two on a regular basis.

      I prefer to buy by beef from a farm I drive past daily where I can watch my future steaks (and lamb chops) grazing in the field. The accountability that comes with a personal relationship with the farmer is infinitely greater than can ever be achieved with any concentrated feedlot/packing operations. Plus, if I do get sick I can tell the farmer and in turn all of his customers -- limiting any outbreak to small community rather than sparking a national epidemic.

      --
      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    2. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your animals are already traceable but they want to make it faster and they want more details. The big problem I see is that the state will take your word for it; tell them Sheep1234 was born and raised on your property and was never in contact with any other livestock and you're good to go. You won't be able to lie about the recorded-history of an animal, but that hardly matters if the record was a lie in the first place.

  11. Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a Wisconsinite who always snickers a little when I see one of those moronic "Happy Cows come from California" commercials on TV, I'll probably tear something from laughter the next time I see one. Cheese is part of our holy trinity: Beer, the Packers, and Cheese. Californian dairies probably aren't aware of the fact that a cow udder with one teat ain't an udder.

    1. Re:Mad cows come from California by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your beer is shit (Milwaukee's Best tastes like Mike Rowe's piss), the Packers suck, and you wouldn't know gouda cheese if a Frenchmen slapped you with a roll of brie.

    2. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wisconsin has some of the best beer in the world: five of our many awesome breweries won seven medals in the last World Beer Cup in 2010 (Germans come here to drink beer, not the other way around), the Packers are the only football team worth watching because they're the only one that is part owned by their home city (ever other team is at best a fucking parasite), and Wisconsin is home to best-in-the-world Gouda and brie so good it makes Frenchmen cream their shorts.

    3. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Randomly inappropriate, but....

      Apparently for a long time, the "happy cows" from California were actually filmed in New Zealand. Now, this is illegal today (as per the California legislature), but it still amuses me that 1) the California dairy industry bothered faking their shoots by moving to New Zealand, and 2) that the California legislature cared in the least.

    4. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheese is part of our holy trinity: Beer, the Packers, and Cheese.

      As a CALIFORNIAN it always makes me smile to think that California produces more cheese than Wisconsin.

      You're right about the one teat, though. Some of these city dwellers are duumb.

    5. Re:Mad cows come from California by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Seek New Glarus, my son.

      Or Tyranina.

      Mmmmmm

      --
      -
    6. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wisconsin has the highest number of microbreweries per capita in the US. There is so much unique and affordable beer available, it is rediculous. New Glarus (Spotted Cow especially) is a mainstay here, and Lakefront Brewery (of Milwaukee) is really making a name for itself. I know the parent is just trolling, but for anyone who likes beer, and I mean /really/ likes beer, take a trip to Milwaukee and go to a few of the bars. A lot of the beer here is only sold within state borders so it doesn't have to be pasturized.

    7. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Wisconsinite who always snickers a little when I see one of those moronic "Happy Cows come from California" commercials on TV, I'll probably tear something from laughter the next time I see one. Cheese is part of our holy trinity: Beer, the Packers, and Cheese. Californian dairies probably aren't aware of the fact that a cow udder with one teat ain't an udder.

      That pasteurized bullshit is not cheese, and that piss-colored water is not beer.

    8. Re:Mad cows come from California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wisconsin has some of the best beer in the world

      It could be the breast milk of Hera and grow hair on Telly Savalas - you still live in Wisconsin.

    9. Re:Mad cows come from California by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I like myself some Spotted Cow and Flying Squirrel. I haven't been to Wisconsin in years though...

    10. Re:Mad cows come from California by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Tell us what you know about Gouda. No Googling.

      --
      Take off every 'sig' !!
  12. Cods Whallap! by Mr0bvious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So we only have an estimated population of around 7 billion people, yet as of November 2006 there were 200 individuals worldwide diagnosed with mad cow disease, including 164 people in the United Kingdom, 21 in France, 4 in the Republic of Ireland, the 3 in the US, 2 in the Netherlands, and 1 each in Canada, Italy, Japan, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, and Spain, according to the CDC. Of these individuals, most (170) had lived in the UK for over 6 months during the years 1980-1996; 20 others had lived in France during that time. [taken from: http://rarediseases.about.com/od/rarediseases1/a/vcjd.htm ]

    So using CDC math we should only have a 0.7 reported cases........

    --
    Never happened. True story.
    1. Re:Cods Whallap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're applying the statistics to a different data set that from which they were derived.

    2. Re:Cods Whallap! by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How often did they eat contaminated meat?

    3. Re:Cods Whallap! by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, using improperly-applied statistics we have 0.7 cases.

      Now consider that the CDC statistic likely refers to the per-exposure chance. 200 people worldwide with the disease, a one in 10 billion is about 2 trillion exposures, which works out to about only needing 285 exposures per person since 1980. I've personally been exposed to risky meat more than that.

      I am not an epidemiologist, though, and I'd wager that your and GP aren't, either.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    4. Re:Cods Whallap! by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      That is a good point...

      --
      Never happened. True story.
    5. Re:Cods Whallap! by Mr0bvious · · Score: 2

      I see the flaws in my comment :)

      Oh well, at least the other's thinking the same silly idea will now see where our thinking was flawed.

      Thanks for correcting my blabber!

      (indeed, I am far from a epidemiologist)

      --
      Never happened. True story.
    6. Re:Cods Whallap! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      With a name like yours you'd think you would have figured out such an obvious answer. The CDCs number was one in ten billion per consumption of contaminated meat. Of course, the number is still horseshit, but your analysis is obviously wrong Mr. Obvious.

    7. Re:Cods Whallap! by ehynes · · Score: 1

      How do you know how many times you've been exposed to BSE contaminated meat? How do you know how many times people throughout the world have been exposed over the last 30 years?

    8. Re:Cods Whallap! by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      My original post was a symptom of engaging keys before brain..

      --
      Never happened. True story.
    9. Re:Cods Whallap! by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      I don't know about BSE-contamininated, but I chose my words carefully... I just said "risky". Between volunteering in Africa and traveling around Europe, I've had my share of meat that I knew had unclean sources. I've had the intestinal worms to prove it.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    10. Re:Cods Whallap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighbor died of this and I live in Canada. Are you sure your stats are correct? Or did I just happen to live next to the only Canadian to die from the disease.

    11. Re:Cods Whallap! by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      Those stats aren't mine, they were lifted straight from the link provided...

      Also note those stats were from 2006 and on about.com...

      --
      Never happened. True story.
    12. Re:Cods Whallap! by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      If you look more deeply into the matter, you'll see very, very few people are tested for vCJD. Sure, in 2006 there were 200 people discovered. Since the symptoms are similar to other illnesses (Alzheimer's for example, of which there are MANY cases), plus the time to manifest is huge (last i read, 40 years potential incubation), there could be considerably more un-diagnosed cases. I wonder how many people are tested for vCJD in less-populated countries like China, India or various African nations? Are we to assume that in 2006, there were zero cases of vCJD in these areas as well?

      I don't mean to scare-monger, but the facts are quite unsettling.

    13. Re:Cods Whallap! by tgd · · Score: 1

      I've personally been exposed to risky meat more than that.

      I am not an epidemiologist, though, and I'd wager that your and GP aren't, either.

      You've been exposed to meat that is dramatically riskier for reasons other than BSE far more often, though. You're far more likely to die from biologically contaminated meat than prion contaminated meat. Enormously higher. I don't know about you, but I still order my burgers medium rare. Life is a terminal disease, and you only get to do it once. Personally, I'd rather worry about what I want to do with that time, and the risks from things that might actually impact that time. BSE is not one of them.

    14. Re:Cods Whallap! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Have you had any beef recently?

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  13. Here I thought happy cows come from California? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If TV says it, it must be true!

  14. Don't eat T-Bones by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Informative

    Prions are primarily present in nerve tissue. The major concentration of nerve tissue is in cuts of meat like the T-Bone, which by their nature may still have traces of the spinal cord. Stick with cheaper, lesser cuts of meat (that aren't pink slime...) such as chuck, shank, and brisket, and you'll be fine.

    --
    Occasionally living proof of the Ballmer peak.
    1. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Very true.

      In any other country the herd it came from would be automatically quarantined then slaughtered. Other countries test all sick cows, the US only samples so the big question is how many did not get found.

    2. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by mirix · · Score: 1

      So the 'T' bone is half a vertebra? Never dawned on me before, I guess that makes sense.

      --
      Sent from my PDP-11
    3. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Lil'wombat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Absolutely. A random test of a cow supposedly not destined for the food supply gets tested positive. And we are to believe everything else is OK? I think a new guy on the job didn't get the memo and tested the wrong cow. Lets see how quickly they expand the testing. All QC policies I've worked under, allowed for decreased sampling until a defect was found, then a full statistically sample had to be pulled and tested.

      --

      Truth: If it's not one thing, it's another

    4. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are t-bone steaks asymmetric if they're from around the spine?

    5. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spine doesn't go down the middle, it goes through the edge. A T-bone is from the left or the right side.

    6. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      Prions are primarily present in nerve tissue. The major concentration of nerve tissue is in cuts of meat like the T-Bone, which by their nature may still have traces of the spinal cord. Stick with cheaper, lesser cuts of meat (that aren't pink slime...) such as chuck, shank, and brisket, and you'll be fine.

      The problem is how beef is processed. The very first cut is right down the middle of the spine spraying bits of spinal cord all over the meat. A tiny amount of prions can cause infection so avoiding certain cuts will have no affect. Avoiding organ meats that involve brain and nerve tissue isn't a bad idea but the only sure way to avoid exposure other than avoiding beef is to thoroughly cook the meat. Eating rare meat is risky. The fact that they only test downer cattle means that there is contaminated meat available for sale.

    7. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cooking does not prevent exposure.

    8. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice, however let me give you some perspective and numbers.

      At any given time, there's somewhere between 90-100 Million cattle in the US. There was a record year with over 100Million cattle in 2009 or 2010. Don't recall, cause it was a short-lived record. BSE (mad cow disease) does not show, or nor is detectable in any cattle prior to 24 months of age. And possibly up to 30 months (this is not verified yet as a possible 29 month old in UK was found; might be breed specific). 24-30 month old cattle is the age for prime meat, likely what you buy at the store.

      Is the likelihood that your T-Bone a concern at the store? Only if that brand is butchering old cattle (see >30 month), which the majority of US slaughterhouses don't do. Am I concerned? No. Will I continue to buy Beef? Yes. Will my coworker who is a long-time cattle industry Academic continue to buy Beef? Yes. I'll take his word, since China consulted with him on how they should fix their entire cattle industry. (just in case you need some background as a claimed expert)

      For anyone who is REALLY concerned about their beef, rather alarmist IMO after this announcement, just stay away from the heavy fat ground beef mix (85% meat) and you'll be fine. Yes, even your T-Bones will be fine, unless you plan on eating the bone itself.

      Side-note: old cattle can often be mistaken for having BSE without testing, due to poor living and feeding conditions. Muscle mass decreases with age in cattle so old, weak cattle have a hard time standing and maintaining mobility, which is often assumed to be an easy indicator of BSE.

    9. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cooking the meat doesn't help: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/02/science/02qna.html

    10. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2
      This is the tip of the iceberg - consider how cattle are primarily killed: the captive-bolt gun. It propels a chunk of steel into the animal's brain, which is pulverized, and bits of brain are then carried through the body of the animal via the circulatory system.

      And as the OP mentions, nerve tissue is where prions are found, and TSE's are found primarily in the brain. It turns the brain to 'sponge', thus the S in Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy, or BSE (Mad Cow) which is Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, which in turn is CJD or vCJD in humans.

      Eating meat is risky.

      There, i fixed that for ya. ;)

    11. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by sonamchauhan · · Score: 3, Informative

      This cow was destined to be fed to other cows (it was tested at a 'rendering' facility). So, statistically speaking, other infected cows have been processed and eaten by cows destined for food.

      Supposedly, high-risk portions (brain, spinal cord) are excluded from being turned into cowfeed, but have to wonder - do they get every last prion?

      The sooner they stop this nonsense, the better.

    12. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been illegal to feed cows to other cows since that last big BSE scare.

    13. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      Is the likelihood that your T-Bone a concern at the store? Only if that brand is butchering old cattle (see >30 month), which the majority of US slaughterhouses don't do.

      EXCEPT, I believe the reason BSE is not often found in young cattle is that it's hard to find the prions until they get to a certain ratio of the regular protine. Sort of like you said..

      It only takes one of the right prions in the right place to cause Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.
      In other words, the cow could have the early stages of BSE(and is still contageous) but it is not detectable.

      Does it really matter what percentage of the protine is bad?! Maybe... but I'd be as concerned for sketchy young cow as sketchy old cow.

      All this talk of beef is making me hungry.

      --
      120 characters ought to be enough for anyone
    14. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      you think the industry cares about that?

      If there's a less expensive way to raise meatstock then that's what's gonna happen. They only say "oops!" when someone gets caught.

      --
      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
    15. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is risky.

      There, i fixed that for ya. ;)

      And likewise.

    16. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If there's a less expensive way to raise meatstock then that's what's gonna happen.

      Unlike Europe, the US market is flush with subsidized grain and soybeans. That is the cheapest way to raise cattle. It's also why the USA didn't have the mad-cow problem that Britain did fifteen years ago.

    17. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      har har - true. But there are some risks we needn't be exposed to.

    18. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tiny amount of prions can cause infection so avoiding certain cuts will have no affect.

      This does not follow. A single prion *can* cause infection, but that doesn't mean that risk doesn't go up with increased exposure.

      [T]he only sure way to avoid exposure other than avoiding beef is to thoroughly cook the meat.

      As others have pointed out, cooking has minimal effect on BSE prions at temperatures that don't reduce your tasty steak to literal, inedible, charcoal.

    19. Re:Don't eat T-Bones by TheEmperorOfSlashdot · · Score: 2

      It is not illegal to feed cow parts to chickens and then feed the chicken parts back to cows.

  15. Private BSE Testing by PPH · · Score: 5, Informative

    There was a suggestion to do private testing for BSE by individual ranchers the last time there was an 'outbreak'. The idea was to market their product as having been tested. But that was banned by the USDA.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Private BSE Testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress shall make no law blah blah blah insert standard excuse here for why everyone but congress is allowed to violate the constitution and congress is allowed to whenever they can pawn the blame off on someone else or restructure the judicial system to prevent people from ever appealing their shit to the supreme court to have it fixed.

      Someday one of the parties will say "hey this Constitution thing is pretty cool we should stick to it when we're in power". They'll probably be voted right out by the masses who're more interested in telling others what to do than caring whether they're giving someone else the power to tell them what to do later.

    2. Re:Private BSE Testing by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 2

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=949053&cid=24814727:

      [The "rapid" BSE test in question] can detect abnormal prions only if they exist in a relatively high concentration, and abnormal prions typically reach detectable concentrations only two to three months before an animal exhibits observable symptoms. The incubation period for BSE (i.e., from infection to observable symptoms) is two to eight yearsâ"the average being five yearsâ"and cattle younger than thirty months are rarely symptomatic. Because most cattle for slaughter in the United States go to market before they are twenty-four months old, ...

      http://www.mad-cow.org/00/dec00_mid2_news.html:

      Asked what scientific evidence he could give to reassure the public that a negative BSE test result was not a "false negative," Schimmel replied: "Nobody can do that." The report said it is usual for all biochemical tests used in medicine or animal welfare to be assessed against hundreds or even thousands of different samples to test how sensitive they are at detecting "true" negatives, and how specific they are at determining "true" positives.

      However, this has not been done with any of the Commission-approved BSE tests, used in the context of assessing whether an apparently healthy animal is incubating the disease.

    3. Re:Private BSE Testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you know...

      Dairy cattle - most of the retired cows at the end of their viable production days go off to slaughter, probably end up in hamburger or dog food. Dairy cows have yellowish fat compared to beef breeds (but it cooks up the same color as meat from beef breeds...), so they tend to not get cut up for retail cuts. Plus, these cows are going to be old - at least 3 years old. All those poor unlucky male calfs that come into the world usually get castrated, and if they're not slaughtered for veal at a young age, will end up going to a feed lot just like the other steer calfs in the world (world == US and Canada, in this case) do. Those might end up as retail cuts if they're from the bigger dairy breeds (holsteins, brown swiss), however.

      That recently announced cow from Canada that set a lifetime milk production record, well, she'll be pumped full of ovulation hormones before she's "retired", so they can create a bunch of embryos from her eggs for in vitro fertilization. But they've probably been doing this for her already - get a batch of eggs off of her, and implant one of the embryos in her so she can have a calf, and thus keep making more milk. If she was from a small family farm, they might letter live her days out. If she's from a bigger factory farm, possibly, if the farm is close enough to a big city where she could be a bit of a tourist attraction. Or, in the end, they'll make a statue out of her (like at the old Carnation Farm in Carnation, WA). Chances are, however, the knacker will get her.

  16. But I thought by jeesis · · Score: 0

    That only happy cows came from California.

  17. one cow by ozduo · · Score: 0

    says to the other cow "are you worried about mad cow disease?" "No" "Why?" "because I'm a little teapot!"

    --
    I got to the chocolate box before you, that's why the hard ones have teeth marks.
  18. Re:canada needs to close its border to american be by Monchanger · · Score: 2

    Neither, because they can just switch to using ground moose for a couple months.

    But seriously, they probably don't import very much beef from California dairy farms so this is a non-issue.

  19. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Many more people go hog wild yet BSE seems to get all of the attention. I suppose because having hog wildness is not necessarily terminal. Though, there's often more collateral damage.

  20. Re:Fault: Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Prior to this outbreak, standard policy was to shoot, shovel and feed it to the rest"

    FIFY.

  21. since BSE by nimbius · · Score: 1

    can exist in a cow for years before symptoms manifest clearly for visual detection, its possible the steak at the supermarket is infected regardless. early symptoms include the inability of cattle to stand properly, so instead of testing the USDA simply mandated that downed cattle cannot be used for slaughter. this of course has been sidestepped as a regulation in the past.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy#Regulatory_failures
    in some cases, we cant even get it together to regulate things that will cause BSE in cattle
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy#Practices_in_the_United_States_relating_to_BSE
    we're talking about an industry thats basically run its own government sanctioned regulatory board. this board is a shining example of why an agency charged with regulating as well as promoting is flawed on a fundamental level.

    --
    Good people go to bed earlier.
    1. Re:since BSE by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      >we're talking about an industry thats basically run its own government sanctioned regulatory board. this board is a shining example of why an agency charged with regulating as well as promoting is flawed on a fundamental level.

      Same thing with nuclear power, the board are also the promoters. The farm lobby is also similar in many of its government connections.

  22. Re:Fault: Obama by swalve · · Score: 1

    If that were actually the real policy, then there would never be any outbreaks. The disease only transfers by eating brains and nerves. The cows can only catch it if the farmers are feeding their cows brains and nerves. From sick cows. Which is pretty disgusting considering they are herbivores.

  23. California cows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I went to college in California... All I have to say is "Mad cows? (sarcastic) Yeah! Where the hell has the FDA been!?!?"

  24. Natural case, not transmitted through feed by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you RTFA, it points out:
    1. This cow was never going to be sold for meat.
    2. This was a single point case of BSE; it wasn't the result of a transmission vector like contaminated feed, it just arose naturally (like prion diseases do in most mammals on rare occasions)

    Ever since we stopped feeding ground up cow parts to other cows, the rate of BSE has dropped to near zero; it's only when cow engage in cannibalism that the disease spreads to enough cattle to produce a measurable risk to any human.

    --
    $_ = "wftedskaebjgdpjgidbsmnjgcdwatb"; tr/a-z/oh, turtleneck Phrase Jar!/; print
    1. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Funny

      it's only when cow engage in cannibalism that the disease spreads to enough cattle

          Never turn your back on one, that's for sure!

    2. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the rate of BSE has dropped

      Prohibiting producers from testing also makes that rate drop.

    3. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      Actually, there is only a very weak ban on feeding certain animal parts to ruminants in the US. And the enforcement of that ban is questionable.

      --
      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    4. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by eyenot · · Score: 1

      I'm actually, dead-on *certain* that the earlier, wildfire-like spread of BSE followed *precisely* the spread of news-items regarding BSE from country to country. This is something I was able to see through the simple magic of the internet: google search terms sighted on the BSE epidemic unfiltered so I would get international news, multiple pages reporting news from all corners of the globe related to the subject, and watching as first news would be reported in a country then days or weeks later as that country would start reporting finding BSE.

      That shouldn't be sign of a vector, that should just be how news works, right? Except I realized that the test for spongiform encephalitis requires dissecting the brain. So you can't test to see if it's there, first, before administering the prion. Zero scientific process, zero experimental control, and so nothing provable. That's when I realized in turn that the news items are the pathogenic vector.

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    5. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps-xbo8wnA

    6. Re:Natural case, not transmitted through feed by geekoid · · Score: 1

      All that is true, but I feel the need to point out:

      The Bush administration slaughtered the inspectors budget. So while we have outlawed feed ground up cow parts, it's hard to be sure ranchers are following the laws.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  25. Re:Fault: Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    If that were actually the real policy, then there would never be any outbreaks. The disease only transfers by eating brains and nerves. The cows can only catch it if the farmers are feeding their cows brains and nerves. From sick cows. Which is pretty disgusting considering they are herbivores.

    Um, you do realize that this is exactly what they do, right? The remains from slaughtered animals are processed and put back into animal feed.

  26. Curse you by alcmaeon · · Score: 0

    Curse you and your logically impeccable math. This is propaganda, dammit, we don't need your stinkin' maths.

  27. Thank-You for the information... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I like steak & hamburger a great deal. This had me "spooked" in fact.

    (No - Not only for myself, but also my cats (they like when I mix in raw hamburger into their catfood, which also "extends it" to last longer too - (the soft type in cans, might co$t me more, but they're my little pals & worth it))).

    * I don't need to get myself sick (or of course, dead either) that way, & I certainly would not wish it on my animals (best cats in the whole world imo & my "best pals" that are constantly amusing, especially during their "CAT BATTLES", & they both just dumped 9 kittens which are every bit as smart + loving as their 2 moms are...).

    So again, on that account(s) above? Thanks much!

    APK

    P.S.=> I just hope they can "contain the situation", so this doesn't turn into somekind of seriously life-threatening syndrome & all that - that would be terrible... apk

    1. Re:Thank-You for the information... apk by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Wait, you think cat food costs too much, so you mix it with ground beef intended for human consumption??? What else is fucked up in this world today I wonder.

      --
      Take off every 'sig' !!
  28. Might by my canadian bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a cattle farmer during the crisis a handful of years back, where american calves/steers were bought by canadians, who ended up with bse, and american and japanese markets blocked all trade of canadian beef because even though the bse wasn't diagnosed until they were inside canada, they were all bought from the u.s. it was pretty annoying. A friend of the family couldnt afford to feed his stock, walked into the field and shot them all, then put the barrel in his mouth. Will we see the same blockade of US beef? I doubt it. And don't i sound like a hypocrite? Eat less meat ALWAYS. do not go vegan or raw food, or whatever. Our ancestors were omnivores (evolutionary, not our european christian ones). But meat every day, or 3 times a day isnt normal, red meats are bad for you. but on topic again, bse should be dealt with swiftly and markets should respond for the short term. but with government funding, or non-profit funding to testing (hello bill and melinda) there should be some confidence so the animals who dont have BSE who are generally slaughtered humanely (lets not bring up halal or kosher...gross) dont die of starvation as a result.

  29. Prions are Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a good reason why people should freak out. A Prion disease is by far the scariest thing. Its a renegade Protein, that copies itself. To inactivate it u gotta Autoclave it for an HOUR by nearly 1000 Degrees (Celsius!)

    So yes, the more people freak out the better. Since then there will be policy change in the currently very wrong meat industry

  30. Actually it's 0 humans infected by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    By American beef. If you actually read the report from the CDC the 3 people diagnosed in the US all are believed to have been infected when they were living outside of the US. (If I remember correctly 2 were British and it's expected they were infected when they lived in the UK and the 3rd was a Saudi that got infected in Saudia Arabia.) IE worry more about dying from bad spinach or contaminated tap water.

    --
    Did you know 80 to 90% of the moderators on slashdot wouldn't recognize a troll even if one dragged them under a bridge.
  31. Brown out by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    In response, the California state government passed an emergency bill that doubled public employee pensions, authorized another "fifty blagillion miles" of track to the high speed rail they think is going to be built, and outlawed all businesses with more than zero employees. Governor Brown signed the bill and said to the press, "A vision stands on someone else's feet. The light at the end of the tunnel has its world revealed by trees." before passing out and being wheeled away.

  32. Arrest everyone in the FDA, USDA and DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They been so busy screwing with RAW Milk farmers, Cannabis Growers, Pig Farmers, Chicken owners, CODEX, and rolling out Agenda 21 they no longer protect us from jack shit, THEY ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING TERRORISTS.

    Anything they touch turns into another fucking witch hunt investigation. Oh it's the Bagged Salad, it's the Jalepenos, it's the salsa. They got it so Gibson can't make fucking GUITARS..

    Fuck all you noise generating apathetic motherfuckers. Go vote for your blessed Obama the ineligible foreign infiltrator oath breaker, and destroyer of the Constitution and bill of rights or Romney head of the Morman mafia.

    The only non oath breaking candidate who isn't sold out to CFR, AIPAC, the UN, etc. isn't even going to be on my fucking god damn ballot.
    This country is so fucked and yet every day the bullshit media distractions keep you like the little children (no make that romper room rejects) that you cocksuckers truly are.

  33. only buy grass fed beef by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    Only buy beef from ranches with 100% grass fed cows. Anyone who has been lucky enough to eat steak in Argentina or Uruguay knows that US beef is tasteless junk anyway. Argentine cows graze naturally on grass and they are the best tasting cows in the world.

    Of course not eating animals in the first place isn't a bad idea. It's a filthy habit which unfortunately many of us learn in childhood and find it difficult to break even when, as adults, we are aware of how barbaric it is. I think Mark Zuckerberg has the right idea. Only eat animals that you are able to look in the eye and kill yourself.

    Ironically the only way I have ever justified the murder of animals because they taste good is when I think of myself as a scavenger. The animal was already killed by some heartless bastard somewhere. I am just picking at the rotting corpse like a hyena. Even if I had boycotted meat my whole life it wouldn't have stopped the cow/pig/chicken genocide.

    --
    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    1. Re:only buy grass fed beef by will_die · · Score: 1

      Your numbers on Argentina beef are really old, based on last years numbers only around 20% of Argentina beef was 100% grass fed and alot of that was not exported.
      Most of the Argentina beef is grass feed and grain finished, like you get the USA, or they are doing more is just locking the calfs into large pens using steroids, antibiotics, cheap high calorie food and almost no physical movement to produce a tendor steer, quick to market.

    2. Re:only buy grass fed beef by eyenot · · Score: 1

      Do you hold the Zuck's hand while he goes around Zucking up all the shit he can look in the eye?

      Are you dead certain that Mark Zuckerberg has personally killed all of his meat-based dietary supplements since that publicity stunt occured, or are you totally in the dark and it's really just the one time and it was really just for publicity because he doesn't have the time to maintain it?

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    3. Re:only buy grass fed beef by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Don't allow herbivorous to eat there own' species.
      That's the problem.

      http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/bse/

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    4. Re:only buy grass fed beef by tygt · · Score: 1

      I think Mark Zuckerberg has the right idea. Only eat animals that you are able to look in the eye and kill yourself.

      You may want to read up on Chronic Wasting Disease before choosing your target.

  34. Not really news by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

    I see that Britney finally went to the doc and got her diagnosis.

  35. A joke from the UK from years ago to do with BSE by iB1 · · Score: 1

    Cow 1: Wow - have you heard about this mad cow disease outbreak? It's terrible isn't it?
    Cow 2: It doesn't affect me - I'm a helicopter!

  36. 12-21-2012? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, we are no where near December yet. Is this the way the world really is going to end?

  37. so what are they going to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    with Rosie O'Donnel's body?

  38. Slow onset of disease & fast growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cows in US of A are given a lot of medication (steroids, hormones, antibiotics) to get them into market shelves as soon as possible. BSE takes time to manifest itself. Very likely this prion disease is very widespread, but outbreaks are rare due to rapid growth process of beef cattle. Cattle kept for milk production stays in production much longer, giving the disease enough time to become visible.

  39. Re:Fault: Obama by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

    You do realize the prions that cause mad cow are not JUST in the brains and nerves. http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2006/07/07/1681124.htm

    --
    120 characters ought to be enough for anyone
  40. Not just BSE by marcovje · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about Kuru, the other well known Prion disease that once ran rampant under Cannibals on New Guinea :-)

     

  41. Perhaps The Man Eating Cow ate William Shatner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a much heralded crossover, The Man Eating Cow (famous from her brillian hero career in The Tick), appeared on the American version of Iron Chef and was presented with the primary ingredient of lawyers. She promptly ate the host, mistaking him for mad cow infected character Denny Crane from Shatner's role in Boston Legal.

    The television critics, emboldened at her role in ending the career of their nemesis of good taste, held many rituals to celebrate her fate and as so often occurs with prophets, proved her good taste by gnawing away both at her spirit and her flesh, introducing mad cow to the television production community and explaining the entire programming line-up over at Fox for the last 10 years.

  42. Major pathogenic vector: news items by eyenot · · Score: 0

    Here's my personal story: I've followed "mad cow" since it first showed up over a decade ago and made such huge, scary news that Irish farmers were committing suicide.

    I've spent hours, and hours, and hours studying the intricacies and details of the disease. I've studied the folding protein concept and the studies "proving" that the prions cause the disease.

    I've also, all along, had the opportunity to watch the spread of the disease, and to come to my own conclusions about what it is that happens just-before the disease shows up in a new country.

    First of all, to completely destroy -- blow out of the water -- the connection between the prions and the disease: there's no way to show encephalopathy without dissecting the brain physically. In other words you can't find that the brain has encephalopathy without opening the cranium, and cutting it into slices to see the progression. That means, there's no way you can tell the brain has encephalopathy (or not), BEFORE you administer the fucking test, dimwit! There's absolute ZERO scientific control! It's not even a fucking EXPERIMENT! It doesn't prove ANYTHING! HA-HA!

    Second of all, whenever news items sufficiently freak people out in a given area, they start cutting the fuck out of the craniums of animals in their area and oh my GOD, they start finding holes in brains. If left alone, to their own devices, never being panicked about anything, they don't, and they don't. Gee, curious, innit?

    So there you have it. Go ahead and freak out, because prions once they're in the water table are gonna go straight to population centers because of the lower water pressure near places where it's being drawn from, and they're gonna get right through the filters, and straight into your blood-brain barrier, and you're gonna get swiss-cheese brain, and you're gonna die, you, me, all of us, we're all gonna get swiss-fucking-cheese-brain, and die horribly in a hell of pain and dementia, because the prions are everywhere, already (it's a chain reaction, see) and it's too late, kill yourself. Just kill yourself and bury yourself in a lead-lined, nice and cheap concrete tomb because the prions won't get through the lead (but they very well could get through the pores in the concrete eewwww!)

    Or, just shut up. Stop spreading the news. The "disease" will disappear. Strangely and miraculously, civilization will continue on and on for as many generations as the nuclear arms race permits us. Now, whether this is because ministers and, presumably, other heads-of-state are capable of performing their duties while missing most of their brain tissue (at least in France, well at least in the case of one French minister) or if it's because the disease hasn't actually been proven, yet, we don't know.

    But I'm not letting YOU slice MY brain open just to settle YOUR indecent fears and angst, so SHUT UP.

    --
    "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    1. Re:Major pathogenic vector: news items by Mithent · · Score: 1

      I'm really quite sure that this disease is not imaginary - because people and animals fall ill and die because of these conditions, and because cases fall once transmission vectors are removed. People didn't start randomly dissecting cows' brains in the UK because of mass-media fears, it was because of an epidemic of a neurodegenerative disease in herds - they didn't know of BSE before then, and it took several years to appreciate what the problem was. When controls to eradicate infectious animals started, the incidence declined; correspondingly, human zoonoses peaked (after a delay due to the incubation period) and then declined. 176 people have died from definite or probable vCJD in the UK, though there are few new cases now. BSE/vCJD is hardly the only prion disease around either, with scrapie (affecting sheep) also being studied and monitored, and kuru having affected humans who engaged in cannibalistic practices.

      It's not a reason to panic, and it's not going to destroy civilisation. After all, it doesn't seem to be very infectious anyway, at least cross-species. But it's not imaginary.

  43. Correction by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Ever since we were told they stopped feeding ground up cow parts to other cows, the rate of BSE has dropped to near zero...

  44. usa is like 15 years behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    europe had our bse like 15 years ago.

    nuff said?

  45. Re:Fault: Obama by Bigby · · Score: 1

    No, it is also created through natural mutations, which is apparently the case here.

  46. Re:canada needs to close its border to american be by DemonGenius · · Score: 2

    As a Canadian, I've had moose before and it's actually quite good, along the same lines as venison. Moose sausage is absolutely to die for! Personally, I prefer bison to beef anyway, it's much leaner and quite tasty. I tend to stay away from beef as much as possible in favor of fish or poultry.

  47. Re:Fault: Obama by PRMan · · Score: 1

    It's supposed to be illegal to feed cows cows in the US.

    --
    Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  48. I'd be Mad Too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd Be Mad Too if i had to live in California.
    J

  49. Stop worrying - the numbers of deaths are very low by Dark$ide · · Score: 1
    From an island with a population of about 70million we've recorded 1706 deaths from CJD since 1990. The stats

    In the mean time hundreds of thousands of ££££s have been spent researching this. The price of beef has rocketed.

    It's been a complete waste of money in my view.

    --

    Sigs. We don't need no steenking sigs.

  50. Fourth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the other three?

  51. The Bush administration by geekoid · · Score: 1

    butchered cattle, slaughter and meat regulation. Cut funding for inspectors and now we see this.

    I'm not really surprised.

    And yes, Bush is gone, be you can't ignore what he did.

    And of course every time Obama wants to get money into things the protect citizens, it is a monumental fight.

    But hey, keep voting for libertarian policies.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  52. likely MUCH more common (orders of magnitude) by obtuse · · Score: 1

    This appears in the human population at a much higher rate than that, according to one study that found a significant number 13% of Alzheimer's patients were misdiagnosed Creuzfeld Jacob Disease patients. Note that this was a small study, and behind a paywall so the original material isn't easily available. I'll be looking for the original.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?Db=pubmed&Cmd=Retrieve&list_uids=2545230&dopt=abstractplus

    Add to this that the disease takes a decade to produce symptoms in people, and it becomes apparent that our testing of cows isn't likely to find anything.

     

    --
    Assembly is the reverse of disassembly.
  53. Re:Stop worrying - the numbers of deaths are very by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Except it will increase. The less the food is regulated, the less we know about hos it spreads, them more that will die.

    IT's far cheaper dealing with it now then when a million die.

    Constant low level vigilance it the cheapest way to deal with these sorts of issues.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  54. California vs Montana Beef by dylsexia · · Score: 1

    Isn't the Montana State Slogan "At least our cows are sane" ?

  55. Re:Fault: Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that were actually the real policy, then there would never be any outbreaks.

    That would be true if every infection was immediately symptomatic.

  56. "Can't". You keep using that word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

    1. Re:"Can't". You keep using that word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're arguing for the semantics of "can't" vs "mustn't" - you're a tool.

    2. Re:"Can't". You keep using that word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not. Just because there's a law doesn't really mean anything. Check your local prison/banker/police man.

  57. WI cheeses win world championships held in WI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quell surprise

  58. Slap Happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now what is the cheese made from happy cows from California? Maybe it should say mad cows from California :-)